1 You know with all the lipstick the pig's been getting, It might actually NOT still be a pig...

2 Obama =Fail on this entire mess.

3 Get the fuck away from me with that red shit.

4 As Insty always says: we're in the very best of hands.

5 Big Sis will be a good little bot and fall on her sword when this is done.

6 Hmmm... fog of war?

7 I dunno about you, but this gives me the warm and fuzzies.

8

 

So what that they caught the terrorist? That's not a win for the govt.

The bomb was made. The bomb put in place. The authorities who are paid to prevent this kind of thing FAILED. QED.

9

I just want to say how much I like the name:

Mikla-shev-ski.

The guy should be playing middle line backer for da' bearz wit a name like dat.

da' bears....

da' bears....

da' bears....

da' bears....

Dit-ka...

10
Seeing the 'deer in the headlights' looks on Holder and Bruno in their presser, it almost looks like they've been betrayed.  Like maybe they thought they had cut a deal with AQ/Jihidi Inc., and are incredulous that they have been betrayed.

Just a thought.

11 Jimmy Mik reports a Fail for the Administration?

How long before Keef reports him as...THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

12 Just because a guy is a terrorist doesn't mean he shouldn't be allowed to fly. This kind of blanket discrimination is why I hoped it would have been teabagger instead of a Pakistani who tried to murder a bunch of New Yorkers.

13

 

And what kind of hair-brained plan was it to allow the terrorist to get on the plane to smoke out possible accomplices???

You don't let a known muslim terrorist on a fucking plane full of people, ever. They tend to hijack them, you know.

Fucking stupid.

14 The system worked! Here's hoping for a new system...

15 I'm sure lookin' forward to that gubmint healthcare!

16 10
Seeing the 'deer in the headlights' looks on Holder and Bruno in their presser, it almost looks like they've been betrayed.  Like maybe they thought they had cut a deal with AQ/Jihidi Inc., and are incredulous that they have been betrayed.

Just a thought.
Posted by: Dang Straights

Oh, I'm feeling that lovely drop in the pit of my stomach. I wonder if Holder thinks this is going to help him try KSM in New York?

17 I'm so glad the TSA is a government organization - Lord knows the private sector would not have been so responsive. Tuh!

18 I've said it before: The no-fly list is a list of people who can fly.

It's the only flight security measure that's proven it can work, so they don't use it. And I do mean "So." A hell of a lot of donors, diplomats and Prominent Citizens wouldn't be in the air if they did, and that just can't be.

19 On one of the libtard sites (I forget which one, thankfully), this statement was made:  Everyone is always talking about Bush keeping us safe!11eleventy!!1 No one is giving credit to everything Obama is doing!!1eleventy!!111

Yeah, those dead soldiers at Ft. Hood were kept safe. 

20 Boy, did Bush screw this one up.

21

check out Lew Rockwell's blog on this, that idiot is trying to blame Alan Greenspan for making the bomber attempt this.

also noticed the Paulnut is supposedly the 20th most influential idiot on Times new list out.

22

 

/juggles piece of chalk in right hand

Chin, call the airlines and see if any terrorists bought tickets, today.

Kono, talk to the owner of the Pathfinder again to make sure he's telling us everything he knows.

Danno, I want you to put a tail on this Fasil guy. I know it's a long shot but...

And I'll be at the local gun shops looking for a white man in his 40's wearing a red shirt. Go!

23

"She was just attempting to put lipstick on a pig," the official said. "If that plane would have gotten into the air, heads would have rolled. We need to do a better job."

 

 

Nah!  There would have been no rolling heads even if the plane took off and there's probably not much in way in extradition from Dubai.  Because this is a Democrat administration, everyone would be cool with it all.  The media would do wall to wall coverage about how this guy was just an incompetent loser, and how it didn't make much sense to pursue him.  Besides, with all the evil imperialistic acts of aggression committed by Bushitler, this man was justified to plant a bomb outside the theater district.  All that illegal warfare in the middle east just created more terrorists, and obviously this lost soul was influenced by that as well as the recent foreclosure of his home (also a direct result of the Bushitler Recession).  There would be a lot of kudos to President Obama and Homeland Security for almost nabbing the bad guy, but because of Dick Cheney screwing it all up, they weren't able to quite get the collar on the perp.  In a sane world, heads would have already rolled after the underwear bomber and Eric Holder would have never been confirmed AG.

24 "She was just attempting to put lipstick on a pig," the official said.

Ah, remember the good old days?  When "lipstick on a pig" was a subtle dig at Sarah Palin, and not a description of the failure of our homeland security policies?

25 Eric Holder has a weak chin and shifty little eyes.

26 No one is giving credit to everything Obama is doing!!1eleventy!!111

The Department of Defense announced today that two detainees were transferred yesterday from the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay, one each, to the custody and control of the governments of Bulgaria and Spain.

As directed by the PresidentÂ’s January 22, 2009, executive order

27 On one of the libtard sites (I forget which one, thankfully), this statement was made:  Everyone is always talking about Bush keeping us safe!11eleventy!!1 No one is giving credit to everything Obama is doing!!1eleventy!!111

Yeah, those dead soldiers at Ft. Hood were kept safe. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2010 06:18 PM (UOM4

Dammit, Jane!  Our CinC is rubbing his lucky rabbit's foot for all he's worth!  What more can he do?  After all, he's only human -- yes, the finest, most noble specimen of human ever to walk the Earth, but human nonetheless.

28 Leave me out of this.  *where's that chicken?*

29 25 Eric Holder has a weak chin and shifty little eyes. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2010 06:21 PM (UOM4 Spot on!

30

 

Stavros! Stavros, get on the phone with that prostitute you know on 8th Street. See if she knows anything about a white male in his 40's acting suspiciously last Saturaday night.

31  

Holy Cow!  Way o/t but moronworthy!  From Hotair:

A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.

Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago — leaving her unable to move, The Sun reported.

"It was awful," she said. "If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy."

Manihuari, 29, who lives in northern rural Peru, was finally helped when local media paid for her to take a three-day boat trip to the nearest town for medical help.

Doctors believe she was suffering from a rare condition known as gigantomastia, which is characterized by excessive breast growth that may occur spontaneously during puberty or pregnancy, or while taking certain medications, according to the National Institues of Health.

While the exact cause of gigantomastia is not known, Dr. Cynara Coomer, a breast surgeon and Fox News contributor said in this particular case, it could be due to the hormones that are present during pregnancy.

“During pregnancy, there’s a surge of hormones — both estrogen and progesterone — that cause the breast tissue to increase,” Coomer said. “In normal women, they will notice an increase of one to three cup sizes during pregnancy. But in this case, this was an extreme overgrowth of her breast tissue, most likely in response to the hormones.”

Surgeons had to cut 35 pounds of flesh from Manihuari's breasts, fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.

Manihuari emerged as a size 34B after the six-hour operation.

"Before the operation I couldn't do anything — I just had to live with it. It got so bad that my breasts were touching my legs," she said. "I have always had a small build, and the stress on the rest of my body was agony."

32 Seeing the 'deer in the headlights' looks on Holder and Bruno in their presser, it almost looks like they've been betrayed.  Like maybe they thought they had cut a deal with AQ/Jihidi Inc. Pock-ee-Ston, and are incredulous that they have been betrayed.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 06:13 PM (fx8sm)

FIFY.

33 Fire can't melt a Pathfinder!

This was Bush's fault!!!!!11

34

Our CinC is rubbing his lucky rabbit's foot for all he's worth!  What more can he do?  After all, he's only human

 

 

I didn't realize that Obama's penis is covered in fur. 

35 If Mrs. Sifty had bigger breasts, she'd be stuck in bed more too.

36

OT  Uh oh, Mark Levin starting in on scruntessa brewer. 

37 According to one official, "We're extremely fortunate that alert agents caught the name, and ordered the plane to return to the gate."....Although Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano said even if the plane would have taken off, U.S. officials had the authority to turn the plane around, one official pointed out that since the suspect had allegedly attempted to set off a bomb in Times Square, there's no predicting what may have happened on board the plane in flight.

Wonderful.  I was under the impression yesterday that Shahzad was being tracked before he got on the plane and that they let him on because they wanted to know if accomplices joined him.

If the system can't flag a person on the no-fly list before they get on the freaking plane...that's a big fucking deal.

38 On an extremely serious note, the muzzies have been testing the waters, and they find them just fine.  The next car bomb or whatever won't have some rank amateur behind it. 

I'd be very, very worried if I lived in a major city.  That being said, a shopping mall in Middle America would make a nice target. 

Right about now, Barry is standing in front of a mirror practicing his sad/concerned face.  We're fucked.

39 I'm calling this terrorist guy Shazaam from now on.

40 31 Holy Cow!  Way o/t but moronworthy!  From Hotair:

I've seen that posted around.  Just goes to show that those sheaths of flesh and fat are truly evil.

/Along with hormones.

41 My oh my. What a day they are having over at Bellevue MSNBO. I really do hope they have plenty of lithium on hand to make it through this crisis.

42 A senior US official is saying that Napolitano is just "trying to put lipstick on a pig" by pretending, once again, "the system worked."

The system dorked!  Once again.

43

39 I'm calling this terrorist guy Shazaam from now on.

Well golllleeeeeeyyyy!

44 Note this story also shows that he didn't get on the plane because we only check passports when people enter the country.  That issue was a red herring.

The current story seems to be that Emerites hadn't updated its no-fly database, so he wasn't flagged when he checked in. Supposedly, they let authorities know someone had just paid cash for a flight.

45 Holy Cow!  Way o/t but moronworthy!  From Hotair:

I've seen that posted around.  Just goes to show that those sheaths of flesh and fat are truly evil.

/Along with hormones.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 04, 2010 06:28 PM (c0A3e)

Thank God neither of them got loose.

46 They didn't update the No-Fly list???? The most basic, first thought through your mind thing to do to catch the guy, was a 12 hour AFTERTHOUGHT to these folks? But remember........they're all so smart, especially Numero Uno.

47

I've seen that posted around.  Just goes to show that those sheaths of flesh and fat are truly evil.

 

Speaking of evil, Kratos, did you have fun with wherestherum at that most evil of places, the Magic Kingdom?  I haven't been here for a while, and I wanted to see how you survived.

48

40  I'm calling this terrorist guy Shazaam from now on.

Says he who cuddles nightly with blade of olympus. 

49
Is there really that much of a distinction to be made between AQ/Jihadi Inc/Wahhabism/Taliban/ISI?

50 I'll be at the local gun shops looking for a white man in his 40's wearing a red shirt. Go! Posted by: Steve McGarrett I'll take it from here, Sonny.

51

40  I'm calling this terrorist guy Shazaam from now on.

those sheaths of flesh and fat are truly evil.

Says he who cuddles nightly with blade of olympus. 

damn work computer

52

31Posted by: runningrn at May 04, 2010 06:24 

 

I think I've dated her.  

53 Who ever made a distinction?  Not this cracka.

54

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 04, 2010 06:30 PM (lYcZ3)

 

Yeesh!  I hate these clueless douchetards, pontificating through their asses.  Unfrickinbelievable. 

55 Is there really that much of a distinction to be made between AQ/Jihadi Inc/Wahhabism/Taliban/ISI?

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 06:34 PM (fx8sm)

They belong to different unions. 

56 I'm out catching terrorists. Please leave a message.

57
OT:  runningrn, my ankle has been itching like crazy the last week, i can feel the healing crawling under my skin

and it's driving me nuts

58
Who ever made a distinction?  Not this cracka.

Please go commit some man-made disasterism; you know, for Contessa.

59 As Insty always says: we're in the very best of hands.
Posted by: Monty

I've never understood the context for that quote. Is it from a Gilbert & Sullivan song or a novel?

60

They didn't update the No-Fly list???? The most basic, first thought through your mind thing to do to catch the guy, was a 12 hour AFTERTHOUGHT to these folks?

 

Plus it's not like there was a recent terrorist attempt by another young muslim man with a one way ticket on an airplane who was also on the UK's no fly list.  (Although he wasn't on ours and should have been).  Which begs the question, shouldn't that information (other countries who are our allies) be shared?  And if so, wouldn't you think that's a big red flag too? 

61 #47  Speaking of evil, Kratos, did you have fun with wherestherum at that most evil of places, the Magic Kingdom?  I haven't been here for a while, and I wanted to see how you survived.

lol.  Speaking of evil (and decadent), I dunno if the decadent teenagers make the Magic Kingdom evil or if the Magic Kingdom makes the teenagers decadent.

_{/Yes, I had a lot of fun, thanks.  Rum's awesome, .}

62

I'd be very, very worried if I lived in a major city.  That being said, a shopping mall in Middle America would make a nice target. 

 

I agree.  Makes me glad I shop at Wally World.

63 #51  Hey, there's not a bit of flesh or fat on the Blade of Olympus.

/Unless I forgot to clean it from the last battle.

64 Butch Napolitano and Cuntessa will have to pin something on some other tea party cracka. I have my boy's 2nd birthday party to do this week.

No disasterng in my day planner.

65

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 06:37 PM (fx8sm)

 

Gosh, like you need one more thing to drive you nuts these days!  I'm telling you, I'm so pissed off and on edge any more, I have absolutely no tolerance for anything any more.  Driving home from work the other day, I found myself swearing and flipping off a rude driver who cut me off. 

Are you able to run on that ankle yet? 

66 55 Is there really that much of a distinction to be made between AQ/Jihadi Inc/Wahhabism/Taliban/ISI?

Posted by: Dang Straights at May 04, 2010 06:34 PM (fx8sm)

They belong to different unions. 

 

Well, that's just on appearances so that we don't get accused of having a monopoly.  Truth be told they are all part of the "Shitty Extremists International Union"--SEIU for short.  You may have seen our distinctive purple turbans. 

67 I'll take it from here, Sonny.
Hey! That's my collar! Book him, Wojo.

68

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 04, 2010 06:40 PM (c0A3e)

 

heh!  I'm so glad you guys had a great time!  (Plus you did your patriotic duty and helped out the economy!)  Joe Biden would approve.

69

I'd be very, very worried if I lived in a major city.  That being said, a shopping mall in Middle America would make a nice target. 

Other than Target, nothing has bigger red bullseye on it than Mall of America!

70 Oh, shit! Perry Mason is his lawyer.

71 Mmm. Burger.

72

This is all Bush's fault.

73

Eating dinner tonight and NBC news was playing up the lone wolf stuff, big time.

Nothing to see here, folks, just some disgruntled chap mad at capitalism.

Never you mind about that five month vacation to Pakistan.

74

I'm confused. What's the real timeline? Was he on the plane? Off the plane? Did they know? Did they not know until the airline informed them?

And have we gotten the answer yet as to how he feels about the healthcare bill?

75

And have we gotten the answer yet as to how he feels about the healthcare bill?

 

 

They haven't asked him directly, but there was some Tetley Tea found in his abandoned house.  Obviously, we can deduce that he is a bonafide Tea Bagger.

76

Never you mind about that five month vacation to Pakistan.

 

 

One man's Pakistan vacation is another woman's Disney Land!  (Peering intently at wherestherum)

77

About that  uh, bomber...

Hey, have you seen my abs LATELY?

78

Hey, what about me?

My boobs are like a couple of big propane cylinders just waiting for you to explode.

Hey. LOOK AT ME!

79 Remember this the next time you spend 45 minutes in the security line at the airport, and get grief from the woefully incompetent and lazy federal employee (but I repeat myself) because you didn't take your shoes off or put your laptop in a separate bin.

80

New word. Forgive me if it's already been done.

"Talibagger"

81 I had to go there.  Watched Chrissy on MSPMS.  One of his "experts" mentioned the Tolleebagger's angst over losing his house to foreclosure as being a reason he may have tried to blow up Times Square.  Chrissy, nodded earnestly and agreed it made sense.

These douchebags running their pie holes while folks in Tennessee and Kentucky are dead and drowning.   And  another  soldier died in Iraq . 

The hate....it hurts. 

82 In every TV show and movie where the guy's trying to get away from the cops, he always tries some sneaky thing involving rowboats over the Rio Grande or faked documents and a sweet disguise to get away from the hyperefficient security apparatus which has all his particulars, and has shared them with apparently every human in a 500 mile radius.

Meanwhile, some dillhole saunters onto a plane bound for the most obvious place a jihadi fuck would run, paying cash for a ticket, using HIS OWN PASSPORT whose number the Feds are fully aware of, and not attempting any disguise, and he only gets caught because he's yapping on his phone.

What. The. Fuck.

83 Die in a fire, sockpuppet.

84 Die in a fire, sockpuppet.
So Janet Napolitano isn't having WTR followed because of her Ace of Spades' commenting records? Whew. I was worried for a minute there.

85


Luck is not a strategy.


But what can we expect from the Smarterest administration EVER!

86

Why canÂ’t this administration administer a No-Fly List?

The only thing on ObamaÂ’s No-Fly List is the F-22.

And the F136
And SDI missiles.
And ICBMs.
And Israeli jets.
And the Constellation Moon Rockets

Umar Abdulmutallab and Faisal Shahzad? Not so much.

87

The honarable senator,Hoyer, claims that President44 does a better job on terrorists than President 43.The alternative world of the libtard Nation will kill us ,yet.

88

Lets he fair we can!t blame Obamaf or this numbnuts' actions any more than it
was fair to blame Bush for 9/11. 300 miffion people in the US; the Prez can't be
everywhere and know everything all the time, and even if he could, we wouldn't want that kind of surveillance. So I give the Messiah a skip on that part.

However. I do blame the Messiah for

I) discling in detail how this shithead was caught; why not just write a fucking
training manual for Al Qaeda while he's at it?

2) barely catching said numbnuts by a red-you-know-what; and

3) I'm preparing to get pissed off by the half-assed prosecution the DoJ will
probably conduct.

 

89 I'll take it from here, Sonny. Barnaby Jones

Just the facts, Ma'am.

90 why not just write a fucking training manual for Al Qaeda while he's at it?

That's peon work. Which is to say, Bill's on it.

91

I almost feel >-< that sorry for the libtards and donks.....

they have to work against 8 years of their histrionics painting Dubya as "the failed god" and it is killing them.....

in order for them to have their rabid hatemongering Bush had to be simultaneously the most potentially powerful man on Earth and the dumbest....

 

They wanted to take credit for everything positive that had happened during Klinton's reign in the big chair so they wanted to create the idea that if a goat farted in Assholistan and a dove fell into a humvee in iraq and the beating wings of the flies over the camel corpses in Baghdad generated Katrina a more powerful storm than it elseways should have been then it was Chimp McSmirk's failure to use his Godlike office to scratch behind Sugar ray nagin's ears that created Al $harpton's "black holocaust".....

See their entire narratove is built upon the idea that not only CAN the state do all but the state SHOULD do all all the time, and then we see Barry Soetoro screw the pooch on the oil spill listening to the moonbats he put in charge at DOE, Interior, and FEMA wail about the "air pollution" the fire was causing.....

Gold Star for you boys but ideology isn't gonna trump physics.....

Physics say that oil is gonna go somewhere now you could have had it burning into the atmosphere buying time to get you capping solution in place but instead you decided to let the oil take a slow cruise through the Gulf on its lap around Mexico to Florida....

Hats off.

Jugears the Clown is gonna give a real Q+A presser before the elections.....I lay even odds he finally has that five alarm meltdown he's been nursing in private since last fall.

92 This is what "lipstick on a pig" looks like.

93 http://tiny.cc/8w8ae

94 Here is the audio of the plane being called back.

95 I have a little fixation with the fertilizer thing. I was reading a little bio of Shahzad and there was discussion of his bomb again. This is the line I read: police bomb experts believe it wasn't a type volatile enough to explode like the ammonium nitrate grade fertilizer used in previous terrorist bombings. I just want to emphasize that police have not said the fertilizer was harmless. - that was a reporter extrapolation. The fertilizer wasn't the big boomer ammonium nitrate, that's all they said. It was another kind mixed with sugar - probably exactly the same kind used in model rockets and smoke bombs and so forth, and if properly ignited, could well have caused a significant explosion.

96

Lipstick and a Pig don't belong in the same sentence with Napolitano--unless you add fertilizer and stir.   

As for the ammonium nitrate; usually when it's used in blasting as a commercial grade explosive--or in  terrorist bombs, people try to mix some diesel fuel with it.   But you still need a detonator of some sort to set it off (although a hot fire will do it). The shock from a stick of dynamite will do as well.

Our little  Pakistani terrorist must have been cutting class when he went to bomb school in Pakistan last spring. He forgot the diesel fuel, the two sticks of dynamite and a working timer mechanism.

Our New Messiah and Ms. Incompetano got lucky and dodged another one on Saturday night. They can't get lucky forever, and eventually they're going to get some of us killed.

97 I'm glad that pig ain't my wife.

98 SAn francisco sob sister - Fox said he used a nitrate sugar blend. So yeah, It wasn't a McVeigh NH4NO3 with diesel (and charges), but that doesn't mean what was there was harmless: just far less powerful. Unless he's stupid enough to pick some kind of slow-release stuff up at the home depot.

99 "If that plane would have gotten into the air, heads would have rolled."

Right, just like after 9/11.