February 25, 2010

US to build most expensive "high risk" embassy ever costing $1,000,000,000
— Purple Avenger

There's some dangerous places in the world and it apparently costs a LOT to protect our devoted diplomatic corps in them.

So you're wondering where this ultra-high risk embassy would be located, but I don't want to spoil the surprise just yet.

Iraq? No. (that one only cost $700M)
Syria? No.
Pakistan? No. (that one cost ~$850M)
Afghanistan? No.
Sudan? No.
Libya? No.
Congo? No.
Venezuela? No.
Israel? Lebanon? Saudi Arabia? No. No. No.

Its going to be in the most vile, ungoverned, wanton violence infested, pestilence ridden, asshole of the universe nation on the planet where Americans are being ruthlessly gunned down and blown up with car bombs daily by the dozens. A nation where the whole freaking populace is armed with AK-47's, RPG, and all manner of heavy weaponry just itching to render any American who dares poke their head up into a fine pink mist at the first opportunity.

I'm sure you've guessed it by now. Obviously, I'm describing England and our new embassy in London. The good news is -- it will have a real moat like all proper castles do! Presumably this would be a heated moat so it won't freeze and the Piranhas and Crocks don't get all lethargic and start slacking during the colder months.

Since our "special relationship" is so very special, the Brits also want to charge us an additional 17.5% VAT on that cool $1B cost as well. So far we've sac'd up and told'em to get stuffed on the VAT. I'm guessing Obama's spiffy gift DVD collection wasn't much of a bargaining chip there.

Here's an idea - hows about just building a huge poured concrete bunker with 10' thick blast proof walls or welded 12" battleship'esque armor plate?


Posted by: Purple Avenger at 07:56 PM | Comments (158)
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1 Thank you, US!

Posted by: Devoted Diplomatic Corpse at February 25, 2010 08:00 PM (5I0Yr)

2 Well, to be fair, England has pretty much become Englandstan so maybe all the security is warranted. God knows being Muslim trumps being an English citizen in the eyes of British law.

Posted by: wherestherum at February 25, 2010 08:02 PM (gofDd)

3 So that's where Obama's saving and creating all those jobs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2010 08:02 PM (xwoLE)

4 Rum beat me to it. London may as well be friggin' Riyadh.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 25, 2010 08:02 PM (Hj3/Z)

5 London?  Oh, Christ nude!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 25, 2010 08:03 PM (oJZe6)

6 Presumably this would be a heated moat so it won't freeze and the Piranhas and crocks don't get all lethargic and start slacking during the colder months.

Yeah, guess the Medieval Warm Period kept them from freezing?  Actually it's a crock that there were crocks in moats; don't even think they had been discovered yet....

PA, I'm not sure what the point of your post is: that ta fortress isn't necessary in London or than a less expensive one should be built?  Both?

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 25, 2010 08:04 PM (flcpl)

7 You forgot the part about the vacinity of gay clubs.

Posted by: Naan at February 25, 2010 08:06 PM (j5MTj)

8 You can be snarky about the cost but when you look at all the countries where the US Embassy could be at risk from Islamic terrorists wouldn't the UK be one of the most likely places? Haven't there been quite a few high-profile terror attacks in the UK in recent years? Where do some of the most radical Imans hang out - on welfare, no less! The UK is like a damn finishing school for radicals. And the current US embassy is in a place where, if it did suffer a high-explosive attack, there's be a horrific amount of collateral damage.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 25, 2010 08:06 PM (dlAc2)

9 Do we need an embassy in London?  You wouldn't even have to wear striped pants if you telecommute.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 25, 2010 08:08 PM (XIXhw)

10 when you look at all the countries where the US Embassy could be at risk from Islamic terrorists wouldn't the UK be one of the most likely places?

You're bolstering my argument for a dramatically cheaper concrete/steel bunker rather than the "glass palace" they intend to build.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 25, 2010 08:11 PM (gOun+)

11 Why not just erect a phone booth with a courtesy line to the State Dept.? If an iPod with Barry's prerecorded greatest speeches was good enough for the Queen, a spare phone line would be adequate for an embassy.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:16 PM (AZGON)

12

"Here's an idea - hows about just building a huge poured concrete bunker with 10' thick blast proof walls or welded 12" battleship'esque armor plate? "

Put it all underground.  A single phone booth for entry.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 08:17 PM (ucq49)

13

Did the hockey final preempt Keith Overbite's Komedy program tonight?

Tomorrow on Countdown: The Fight Against Women's Hockey

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 25, 2010 08:20 PM (P33XN)

14 This kind of shit really pisses me off.  Obama is like a trophy wife running up the hubby's credit card at Bloomingdales.

Posted by: Cooter at February 25, 2010 08:20 PM (Vmyju)

15 For one billion, we'd better get a Cone Of Silence and shoe phones for the entire staff.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:20 PM (AZGON)

16

I want a whole series of doors like Maxwell Smart had to go through.

And sharks with laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 25, 2010 08:22 PM (ZTGFz)

17 I remember back when that was a lot of money.  I remember the hoopla of the first casino in Vegas that cost over a billion dollars to build.  My guess is the embassy isn't near as sweet.  Government spending on government. . . it's good to know they have their priorities straight.

Posted by: ThackerAgency at February 25, 2010 08:22 PM (HhRUR)

18 Ooh, laser beams. Nice touch.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:23 PM (AZGON)

19 A billion dollars to make an embassy secure?!  Are they installing a missile defense shield around it?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at February 25, 2010 08:23 PM (xMSXs)

20 Maybe it's gonna be The Once's residence in exile.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 08:23 PM (ucq49)

21 There's still the Texas Embassy in London......

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 25, 2010 08:26 PM (Hj3/Z)

22 Will the ambassador's bedroom have one of those Matt Helm beds that elevates and slides you into a bubble bath with Jill St. John? And what about the exploding briefcases?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:27 PM (AZGON)

23 I agree with wherestherum. I would hope a $1b building would have a 30 yr. life. Just think of what the UK will be like in 2040. If it hasn't been nuked by then. If I was building something to last till 2040 I'd nuke-proof it

Posted by: David C at February 25, 2010 08:28 PM (ihhMS)

24 You're bolstering my argument for a dramatically cheaper concrete/steel bunker rather than the "glass palace" they intend to build.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 26, 2010 12:11 AM (gOun+)


True, the moat's fine but the glass is a joke. If they had any brains they would bury it out near an airport so they can get the hell out of their quickly.

Posted by: Rocks at February 25, 2010 08:28 PM (yguwr)

25 Frankly (pun intended), the only high risk object in Britain would be Obama or a Christian. The former because he clearly hates the Brits, and the latter because Brits clearly hate them. I suggest that this administration simply withdraw, use a hotel for its 'embassy'  until sanity returns  to North America. In fact an embassy in Detroit would be a more useful object.  God knows it no longer part of America.

Posted by: pat at February 25, 2010 08:28 PM (kWx96)

26 Health Care Summit: Obama Spoke For 119 minutes, 17 Republicans Combined: 110 minutes

Posted by: newser at February 25, 2010 08:29 PM (D2axM)

27 Even worse the thing is shorter than all the buildings around it. Dumb.

Posted by: Rocks at February 25, 2010 08:29 PM (yguwr)

28 "In fact an embassy in Detroit would be a more useful object." Do we have diplomatic relations with Detroit?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:31 PM (AZGON)

29 They better not heat the moat.

Posted by: Tonya Harding at February 25, 2010 08:31 PM (JSe6s)

30

"Obama Spoke For 119 minutes, 17 Republicans Combined: 110 minutes"

What was total Dim vs R tomes?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 08:32 PM (ucq49)

31 The new embassy, on a former industrial site behind Battersea power station known for its gay clubs, will be designed by Kieran Timberlake, the Philadelphia architect.

Okay, now the design makes sense. The glass will be great for the laser lights and the moat doubles as a big hot tub. I forgot we would be dealing with the BRITISH diplomats here.

Posted by: Rocks at February 25, 2010 08:33 PM (yguwr)

32 @31  Great.  Maybe Sully will go home now.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 08:34 PM (ucq49)

33 "former industrial site behind Battersea power station" An inflatable pink pig would look smashing on the roof.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:35 PM (AZGON)

34 From the comments:

Nathan Graf wrote:
"And no, Mexico is not more powerful than the UK. But its is a developing country which has a great potential to be in the world's top 10 economies by 2050 at the latest. Therefore, America should get to know and forge closer ties with its southern neighbor."

Stop shooting them when they come over the border.

Obviously they don't realize it's actually Mexico that shoots people who try to cross into their country, not us.

Posted by: wherestherum at February 25, 2010 08:36 PM (gofDd)

35
...or how about a replica of Stonehenge, in 1/6 scale.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 25, 2010 08:39 PM (Oxen1)

36 "Paging Ambassador Smalls, Ambassador Derek Smalls..."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 08:41 PM (AZGON)

37 Maybe we should reactivate the New Jersey and park it offshore as a floating embassy and run a shuttle service?  That's got to be cheaper than this and we'd have the only embassy on the planet with 16" guns, CIWS, and Tomahawk launch capability.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 25, 2010 08:45 PM (gOun+)

38 Mexico doesn't have to develop it's own economy, it just has to keep leeching off of ours.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 25, 2010 08:48 PM (Hj3/Z)

39 If they find they need to go to the trouble of building a moat, why not just anchor the USS New Jersey in the Thames and have the diplomats use that instead?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2010 08:52 PM (xwoLE)

40
Fill the moat with dead people's dentures. That  will scare the terrorists!

Posted by: Atomic Roach at February 25, 2010 08:53 PM (Oxen1)

41 I swear I didn't see PA's comment there already.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 25, 2010 08:54 PM (xwoLE)

42 Aren't we broke or something?

Posted by: bill-tb at February 25, 2010 09:01 PM (y+QfZ)

43

"I swear I didn't see PA's comment there already."

Spontaneous pants combustion?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 09:05 PM (ucq49)

44
Seriously, I gave that ungrateful honkey an iPod full of myself.  Now she's going to the tabloids about my temple?

Posted by: Barry Soetero at February 25, 2010 09:15 PM (9QLSP)

45 It better have catapults. There's a serious cat problem in London.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 25, 2010 09:16 PM (muUqs)

46 Aren't we broke or something?

Obama probably plans on paying the Brits with a picture of a check taken on an iPhone.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 25, 2010 09:16 PM (gOun+)

47 It better have catapults.

We just retired an aircraft carrier.  I'm just saying..

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 25, 2010 09:18 PM (gOun+)

48 30"Obama Spoke For 119 minutes, 17 Republicans Combined: 110 minutes"

What was total Dim vs R tomes?

 

From cnn: (not that their reputable or honest)

Democrats spoke for a total of 135 minutes while President Obama spoke for 122 minutes, for a total of 257 minutes. Republicans, meanwhile, spoke for just 111 minutes, about 30 percent of the total speaking time.    

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2010 09:20 PM (Jq/zY)

49 yeah, but what part of that goes to paying health care?

Posted by: gomm at February 25, 2010 09:20 PM (Ibk1S)

50 It doubles as a CD/DVD production center.  All of the speech recordings that BHO gave to the Queen as well as Jihadi Golden Oldies. They'll go platinum!

Posted by: Rewrite! at February 25, 2010 09:21 PM (d7Px0)

51 Couldn't we buy a castle for less?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 25, 2010 09:21 PM (muUqs)

52 You're talking like a billion dollars is a lot of money or something

Posted by: benny burn hankie at February 25, 2010 09:24 PM (vBase)

53

 @49

Thx

Did you happen to watch on CNN?  I'm wondering the the lib sites were claiming their coverage was totally biased.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 09:26 PM (ucq49)

54 Here's a castle cheap. 1.2 mill

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 25, 2010 09:29 PM (muUqs)

55

I'm not really broken up about this one-

First,

I LIKE the US to have to biggest baddest Embassy on the block. I WANT our country to topresent to best image it can. If that means less money for starving otters in a wastewater ravine off of some chemical plant, so be it.

Second,

The comparison countries chosen do not, I suspect, take in to account the cheaper costs of labor and materials in their  respective countries. England ain't a a very cheap place to build anything, thanks to their government (we are where they were in the seventies and getting worse!).

Lastly,

This is (was?) our closest and most loyal ally, absolutely deserving if not our largest embassy our most pronounced presenced.

Seriously, we screw up tons of crap, but this one isn't that big of a deal to me. I would rather us waste it here than on another pile of bricks with Senator Byrd's name on it.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at February 25, 2010 09:30 PM (4Hy88)

56 I think we could rent it out to the Chinese, like Clinton did the Lincoln bedroom.  That would raise some cash.

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2010 09:35 PM (gLSaO)

57 $5 million : Midmar Castle

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 25, 2010 09:36 PM (muUqs)

58 And the current US embassy is in a place where, if it did suffer a high-explosive attack, there's be a horrific amount of collateral damage.

True.  It's too old and too small for all the Stuff that goes on there.  Parking is a bitch and the neighbors are snobs.  Battersea is.....old school. 

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 25, 2010 09:39 PM (JrRME)

59 This is (was?) our closest and most loyal ally, absolutely deserving if not our largest embassy our most pronounced presenced.

Wherever we process the most visas, trade agreements and such should have the largest embassy.   Grandiosity for the sake of grandiosity is just wasteful pompous bullshit.  Money spent on a gaudy US embassy will NOT refuel British warships, airplanes, or help supply their troops in the field. 

The US has plenty of "presence" in England today. 

Lakenheath?  Mildenhall?  Croughton?  Menwith?  Alconbury?  Perhaps you've heard of them?  They're US military bases in England.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 25, 2010 09:43 PM (gOun+)

60 Let's start a pool on the real cost. The slots run from $3.1B - $14B in $100m increments.

Posted by: Rewrite! at February 25, 2010 09:49 PM (d7Px0)

61

54 Did you happen to watch on CNN?

No only have seen conservative sites responce, I just copied that from a blog. A live studio polling  with more then 50% bambi voters said the only thing accomplished was Rep's word finally got out and the demtards still are not listening to teh Peoples.

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2010 09:54 PM (Jq/zY)

62 A billion's a steal! It includes the Ted Kennedy Memorial draw-bridge and the Joe Biden kiddie pool. Jimmy Cater will have a rock with his name on it.

Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Biden at February 25, 2010 09:57 PM (muUqs)

63 Bill Clinton walk in humidor

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at February 25, 2010 10:01 PM (ucq49)

64 obamas been very good at getting down on his knees for muslims but he really seems to enjoy being an asshole to the british, the VAT rebuff probably isn't going to be reversed.

all this chest beating with china also cant be coming from obama, if he was in charge of china policy we'd all be forced to read thomas friedman columns 10x a day and hawaii would already have been sold to beijing.

good thing we got hillary makin movies makin tunes and fightin chinese around the world. i guess.

Posted by: skwiself at February 25, 2010 10:05 PM (lDxdT)

65 I understand that a significant amount of that billion dollars is going towards the development of improved Cone of Silence technology.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 25, 2010 10:07 PM (tPZUr)

66

Londonistan.

That's all that needs to be said.  I'm with Geraghty.  It's a lot of money, but some things we really do need to spend money on.

Posted by: hobgoblin at February 25, 2010 10:14 PM (VQmeI)

67 Well, if 3.1-14B is the range you're giving us, I guess I'll have to go with 14B, although considering future hyperinflation of the dollar, my guess would have been $32.2B. My entry in the pool for Construction Completion Date, btw, is May 2019.

Posted by: Cousin Sam at February 25, 2010 10:17 PM (mXlfO)

68 You people saying it's super cool for the USA to have this fucking ridiculous thing are forgetting that WE ARE DEAD BROKE.  This is really a Chinese Embassy.  It's their money and it's going to make them a lot of profit.

We need to realize that the further in debt we go, the worse off we are diplomatically and especially as pertains to creditors.

We need a cheap embassy.  We can build a gaudy palace of glass if we ever pay off all our debt.  Until then, take one of the mothballed carriers or battleships and send it to England and use that.  Take off the guns first.

Or just build something simple out of concrete.  It's not complicated.  Our diplomatic core does not need this kind of opulence.  Anything truly secret will need to occur elsewhere anyway.  There are better ways to respect Britain and show presence than to build a Dubai-esque piece of crap.

Posted by: throwaway handle at February 25, 2010 10:20 PM (dUOK+)

69

Hey Purple Avenger!

Show us your tits!!

 

Posted by: that guy that wants to see purple avenger's tits at February 25, 2010 10:34 PM (DU0Al)

70 David Axelrod: Yes to Reconciliation

Posted by: newser at February 25, 2010 10:50 PM (D2axM)

71 The USA doesn't need to have any debt whatsoever.  We are a very rich nation with the potential for great industry and the resources to be nearly independent.

We don't need to borrow anything, let alone this huge amount of wealth we are stealing from our future.

We're like the rich lawyer who has to file bankruptcy.  We can have just about everything we want if we can just pay off our debt.  In the long run, of course, we can have a lot more if we don't have to pay interest service.

We shouldn't borrow money to pay for this kind of thing.  We should stop borrowing and start paying off our debt for the next generation, so that our country persists and prospers.  We're so used to deficits that it's just accepted that everything costs billions and we have to borrow to pay for it.

Posted by: throwaway handle at February 25, 2010 11:01 PM (dUOK+)

72 Hey, ten years from now when it's full blown Britanistan, we're going to need something akin to Saigon '68 to house our embassy there...

Posted by: SuperCool at February 25, 2010 11:01 PM (DRsTV)

73 High tech and dynamite!

Meanwhile the country north of us continues to suck at the teat of someone else's prosperity.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at February 25, 2010 11:16 PM (hl59p)

74 Heh.  England is going to get less friendly once they finish processing the fact that Obama is not supporting them in Falklands 2.0 as Reagan did in the original.

Posted by: Popcorn at February 25, 2010 11:41 PM (OOehk)

75 I'm surprised nobody here has noticed that the damn thing bears a very striking resemblance to that big black cube in Mecca, the Ka'aba, "holiest" structure in Islam.
http://tinyurl.com/2efct6
The embassy would be much bigger, of course, but the proportions are virtually identical--and therefore the first impression that would immediately form in any Muslim's mind upon seeing it, would be: Ka'aba.

We already know that the Obots are very big on symbols---as witness that damn O logo everywhere--and even their own special logo for ObamaCare:
http://tinyurl.com/y87qllp

And while we're on Obama and his symbols, you've got to see this one--it'll give you serious heebie-jeebies:
http://tinyurl.com/yg7ry8p


Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at February 25, 2010 11:47 PM (KKP8f)

76

Posted by: throwaway handle at February 26, 2010 02:20 AM (dUOK+)

Hey, did you know that your throwaway handle links to a Ron Paul site?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 25, 2010 11:48 PM (F09Uo)

77

It`ll probably be chock full of state of the art tech to snoop on Swiss banks to uncover US tax evaders.

I predict it will be highly profitable and pay for itself within a couple of months.

Posted by: NICK at February 25, 2010 11:51 PM (cejiB)

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2010 11:59 PM (sYxEE)

79 It seems like every time we build one of these monsters there are so many listening devices in it that we can't use it anyway.

It is probably all a diversion - we'll play 'round the clock recordings of Obama speeches and that will put their spies to sleep.  Clever bastards, CIA.

Our spies are probably all up in East Anglia anyway, looking for proof of global warming.

Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2010 12:06 AM (cd6Ip)

80

Posted by: throwaway handle at February 26, 2010 02:20 AM (dUOK+)

Hey, did you know that your throwaway handle links to a Ron Paul site?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego

As hard as it is to believe, no, I didn't know that.  I think Ron Paul is a fucking racist and a kook POS with zero executive potential.  Probably was making fun of him and forgot about the link.

Posted by: throwaway handle at February 26, 2010 12:10 AM (dUOK+)

81 Its going to be in the most vile, ungoverned, wanton violence infested, pestilence ridden, asshole of the universe

The Mos Eisley cantina?

Posted by: FUBAR at February 26, 2010 12:52 AM (1fanL)

82

The Mos Eisley cantina?

Ok, I'm pretty sure that's RAAACCCIIIISSSSTTTTT! but I haven't figured out how yet.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at February 26, 2010 01:31 AM (3wYSZ)

83
mornin, fagalas

Posted by: This is Amy Fishop, the killer whale who gets away with murdah! at February 26, 2010 02:22 AM (Szkjn)

84
wow a new twist in the Amy Bishop story!

the DA is investigating her brother's [murder] in 1986. Amy Bishop had newspaper clipping of a story in her bedroom about the murder of Patrick Duffy's [Bobby Ewing of Dallas] parents.

The couple were killed during a robbery by two teens who fled to car dealership looking for transportation.

HOLY SCOT-FREE MURDERER, BATMAN!  almost

Posted by: This is Amy Fishop, the killer whale who gets away with murdah! at February 26, 2010 02:33 AM (Szkjn)

85

After beating the U.S. the Canadian Women's Hockey team celebrated by smoking stogies and swilling beer. This outraged the the libtard community who complained loudly.  The IOC says it will investigate.

Is there anything that speaks more loudly to the bullshit of the IOC U.N. type crap that that?

Story at Fox

 

Posted by: Story at Foxic at February 26, 2010 02:43 AM (QrA9E)

86 it's been my experience dealing with heinous crimes that people don't want to believe what's right in front of their eyes, and will go to great lengths to deny what they in fact know.  In my case, it's idiots in charge keeping perverts around kids, but murder is right up there too.  I mean, AMY was so smart and shy, she'd NEVER shoot someone on purpose, let alone fire off two other shots intentionally to cover it up . . .

Posted by: hobogblin at February 26, 2010 02:45 AM (VQmeI)

87 Foxic

"We understand that some people may have felt that their behavior was over-exuberant."

reminds me of my libtard sister in law.  Whenever my brother nad I would start getting loud and having fun, she would say "Now, John, don't get too excited. . . " in this Cartman's mom voice.  Ooooh, sorry, my brother can't have fun now, can he?

ugh.  liberals.

Posted by: hobgoblin at February 26, 2010 02:48 AM (VQmeI)

88 I mean, AMY was so smart and shy, she'd NEVER shoot someone on purpose, let alone fire off two other shots intentionally to cover it up . . .

Posted by: hobogblin at February 26, 2010 06:45 AM (VQmeI)

It could be even more blatant than that. I was reading another story about her brother's murder that the first two shots were actually misses and she then killed him on the third shot.

She started shooting at him in her room, and missed, then chased him toward the kitchen, shot again, and missed again, and then finally killed him with the third shot.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at February 26, 2010 02:54 AM (F09Uo)

89 If we want crocodiles in our moat, by damn we will have them!  Because we are Americans, and if Americans want crocs in their moats by god there will be crocs!
We grow the damn things in Florida, so it's not like we don't have plenty of them.
Alligators, crocs, what the hell.  Lizard things with a lot of big sharp teeth.  Either way.
And we are developing the laser beams for the shark's heads, so you had just better watch your step mister!

Posted by: Ugly American at February 26, 2010 03:02 AM (jpf1B)

90


I AM DOCTOR AMY BISHOP, PLEBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now if THAT wasn't a clue . . . (besides the Obama obsession)

Posted by: hobgoblin at February 26, 2010 03:18 AM (VQmeI)

91 I think they are just getting ready for when england goes full muslim and initiates sharia law for everyone. I wouldn't suggest that an american embassy in london is safer than one in, say, Saudi Arabia. These radicalized 2nd generation immigrant english of whatever-descent are more vicious than the traditional muslim-facist.

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 03:39 AM (HaCrJ)

92 Until then, take one of the mothballed carriers or battleships and send it to England and use that [for an embassy]

Actually, for any country with enough seacoast, that's a great idea.  It would make taking over our embassies harder for "students" and it means we could break diplomatic relations by just weighing anchor.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2010 03:45 AM (eNxMU)

93 Why do we even have embassies in Muslim countries?
They're only going to get vaporized when we finally come to our senses and nuke them.

Posted by: Danny Clark at February 26, 2010 03:49 AM (+SZAJ)

94

From Fox's Speakers Lobby an article about Rangle's Ethics Investigation:

Embattled House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Charlie Rangel (D-NY) says the Ethics Committee will publicly admonish him for allowing a private corporation to pay for trips he and other members of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) took to the Caribbean in 2007 and 2008.

Hahahahaha; I'm surprised that they didn't admonish him for chewing gum in class in 1957.

Bernie Madoff should have had his trial moved to the "ethics committe". 18 months of "investigation" and he gets admonished for a trip to the carribean paid for by lobbyists.  

Posted by: Story at Foxic at February 26, 2010 04:00 AM (QrA9E)

95 test

Posted by: Me at February 26, 2010 04:02 AM (9CwYr)

96 YAY!!!!!!!!!!

UNBANNED AT LAST!!!11!11!!!

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at February 26, 2010 04:03 AM (9CwYr)

97

Well, if you ever need a new embassy up here in Canada, do a cost analysis.  Might be cheaper to invade, thus negating the need for an embassy.

Posted by: Greg at February 26, 2010 04:05 AM (KsxrY)

98 A billion dollars to build an embassy?

Must be a union shop...

Posted by: Nighthawk at February 26, 2010 04:08 AM (OtQXp)

99 the center building looks like the muslim cap

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 26, 2010 04:09 AM (ucxC/)

100 I thought a "Proper Moat" would go completely around the building......

Posted by: Sox at February 26, 2010 04:15 AM (MKxON)

Posted by: Looking Glass at February 26, 2010 04:16 AM (IfMnA)

102

Well, if you ever need a new embassy up here in Canada, do a cost analysis.  Might be cheaper to invade, thus negating the need for an embassy.

Posted by: Greg at February 26, 2010 08:05 AM (KsxrY)

Hey - we Americans are not THAT easy to trick.  Canada has way too many legacy costs.  Plus, who wants to have all those French Canadians in their country?  Don't worry - Canada has nothing to fear from the US, at least in terms of military aggression.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at February 26, 2010 04:20 AM (xUM1Q)

103

I don't know if it's the only one, but it's one of the few embassy's that we do not own title to the property, we lease it from the Grosvenor estate.

I think we tried to buy it, but the Brits counteroffered to swap it out for some property the Grosvenors lost in that revolutionary unpleasantness. They said we call it "North Carolina"

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 26, 2010 04:26 AM (WvXvd)

104 Another morning... another dangerous drive to work through the snow

Posted by: Mjim at February 26, 2010 04:28 AM (V8B//)

105 YAY!!!!!!!!!!

UNBANNED AT LAST!!!11!11!!!

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at February 26, 2010 08:03 AM (9CwYr)

Banned for overusing ALL CAPS!

Posted by: The BanHammer of Subtlety at February 26, 2010 04:28 AM (1fanL)

106

Well, if you ever need a new embassy up here in Canada, do a cost analysis.  Might be cheaper to invade, thus negating the need for an embassy.

Posted by: Greg at February 26, 2010 08:05 AM (KsxrY)

Heh.  I have to admit, I covet the tar sands.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 26, 2010 04:29 AM (1fanL)

107 I'm thinking that for a Billion dollars we should just make do with the existing embassy. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at February 26, 2010 04:31 AM (tafgh)

108 oh joy, White house press conference today at 2pm Eastern

Posted by: Mjim at February 26, 2010 04:35 AM (V8B//)

109
108 President Obama picks his nose on live TV via Instapundit. Posted by: Looking Glass

And he didn't eat it!  He may have done a stealthy flick into his mouth.  If he did,  I'm impressed.  He must have.  The more I think about it,  he did.  You can see it in slow motion.  This guy's good.  I totally would have eaten it.

Posted by: Michael Moore at February 26, 2010 04:36 AM (UA4gE)

110 I agree with using a retire Navy vessel as our Embassy. Preferably a nuclear Sub, with wimens on board.

Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2010 04:36 AM (mk+V9)

111 Preferably a nuclear Sub, with wimens on board.

Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2010 08:36 AM (mk+V9)

Surface vessels would have more room to partay.

Posted by: FUBAR at February 26, 2010 04:39 AM (1fanL)

112 When the US economy is bankrupt and we no longer have a pot to piss in, it's comforting to know our politicians can still get their hookers and blow in jolly old England.

Posted by: Fritz at February 26, 2010 04:41 AM (GwPRU)

113 I don't think the Tower of London even cost that much, not even in 10th century dollars.  Or hogsheads, or whatever the fuck they used. 

Posted by: Phinn at February 26, 2010 04:43 AM (GiUTT)

114 Wow, the Queen and the PM must have been really PISSED over those shitty gifts Obama gave them.

Posted by: Sean P at February 26, 2010 04:44 AM (6EvD1)

115

More Insanity:

Climate Scientists: January Was 'Hottest' Ever

Despite images of Europe crippled by a deep freeze and parts of the United States blasted by blizzards, the pace of global warming continues unabated, climate scientists claimed Thursday.

Hahahahaha; when Reuters uses a word like "claimed" in describing another outrageous liberal lie you know you have lost the debate.

BTW; here in SC the average low was 30.3°F vs normal average of 35°F and the average high was 51.8°F vs a normal avg high of 54°F. 

Decemeber was also cold with an average temp below freezing. Although I have seen a few days in Winters past with colder temps I have never seen an entire Winter with consistently cold weather.  It was like this last Winter and the Winter before in which we had temps in the 20s all the way into May.  People with these numbers you can no longer make any semblance of the "its weather and not climate" argument.

I guess these idiots think we are totally stupid and have no memory.

 

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2010 04:45 AM (QrA9E)

116 I hear that in England, attacks with pointed sticks are a worry, so there's that.

Posted by: dorkafork at February 26, 2010 04:47 AM (98yel)

117 bloody wankers!

Posted by: British dude at February 26, 2010 04:47 AM (YPe8Y)

118 I'm quite pleased that we are "investing" in a suitable residence for our next ambassador to the Court of St. James.

http://bit.ly/aZdLHY

Posted by: Winston Smith at February 26, 2010 04:47 AM (BFqyO)

119 121 Sean P wrote, "Wow, the Queen and the PM must have been really PISSED over those shitty gifts Obama gave them."

This may have had more to do with it.

  "Even by the relentlessly poor standards of the Obama administration, whose doctrine unfailingly appears to be 'kiss your enemies and kick your allies,' this is a new low"

Link broken as required by law. Fix it manually to taste.


http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100027381/
the-special-relationship-is-under-fire-obama%E2%80%99s
-refusal-to-back-britain-over-the-falklands-is-a-disgrace/

Posted by: Looking Glass at February 26, 2010 04:47 AM (IfMnA)

120 63 Rewrite! wrote, "Let's start a pool on the real cost. The slots run from $3.1B - $14B in $100m increments."

I'll start the bidding at an even $100 Billion.

Posted by: Looking Glass at February 26, 2010 04:51 AM (IfMnA)

121 122 Their plan seems to be that if one lie doesn't work just tell a bigger one next time.

Posted by: steevy at February 26, 2010 04:54 AM (zcHeP)

122 "4 Rum beat me to it. London may as well be friggin' Riyadh." Hell, no. Riyadh is safer. My bid $3.5B - in direct costs, and bunch of costs will be "hidden" in other budgets -- like the IT and comm gear, etc.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2010 04:55 AM (/8Gs3)

123 Vic - have you been to WUWT this morning -- we have a hockey stick now too.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2010 04:55 AM (/8Gs3)

124 Admit it, the moat is fairly awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 04:57 AM (lvYSc)

125 131 Admit it, the moat is fairly awesome.

Only if they put sharks with freakin' laser beams on their heads in this moat.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 04:59 AM (otlXg)

126

And we are developing the laser beams for the shark's heads, so you had just better watch your step mister!

And in accordance with our trade treaties, we have to develop at least some of the parts in the UK using UK industries.

Posted by: Muskwa at February 26, 2010 04:59 AM (2sKy5)

127 I like the big box in the middle, which may or may not contain a missile defense system.

Posted by: Winston Smith at February 26, 2010 05:00 AM (BFqyO)

128

have you been to WUWT this morning -- we have a hockey stick now too.

WUWT?????

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2010 05:04 AM (QrA9E)

129 #122 

I'm (along with all the other people who endured this Winter from Miss'80sbaby's home) are not going to easily forget - there's about 6-8 inches of global warming in my driveway.  And even if I could get out, there are accidents all over the place and I can't get to that place that helps pay for my GoW and pron addictions.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 05:04 AM (otlXg)

130 #135  WUWT?????

The Watts Up With That website.  I thought you've referenced that before.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 26, 2010 05:05 AM (otlXg)

131 Britain will do its part for the Embassy, providing hot-and-cold running skanks.

  Image of brit-skank in public with knickers around her ankles at the link.

Link broken as per Ace's preferences. Manually fix as required.

Posted by: Looking Glass at February 26, 2010 05:05 AM (IfMnA)

132 Better image of Euro trash. Bottle held high.

Sudden strange urge to immigrate and rejoin with the mother country....

Posted by: Looking Glass at February 26, 2010 05:07 AM (IfMnA)

133

The Watts Up With That website. 

OK, LOL, I have referenced that site but I didn't pick up on the acronym.

I'll check it out today.

Posted by: Vic at February 26, 2010 05:08 AM (QrA9E)

134 How can the try to charge VAT?  Isn't an embassy literally U.S. soil?  What ever happened to diplomatic immunity?

Posted by: Speller at February 26, 2010 05:15 AM (o0R2E)

135

Is that Billion with a "B"?

My question is why? Why do we need to waste money on that shit when we are on the verge of a depression? We're so stupid. Complete waste of taxpayer money. Complete waste.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2010 05:16 AM (OlN4e)

136 IPCC chief Rajendra Pachauri to face independent inquiry

http://tinyurl.com/ydoqhvt

Posted by: Mjim at February 26, 2010 05:17 AM (V8B//)

137 So we are still broke, right?

Posted by: bill-tb at February 26, 2010 05:18 AM (y+QfZ)

138 @maddogg,

  You're right. In the USA a billion is a thousand million. In the UK a billion is a million million, aka a trillion dollars.

Your government, now lying to you in plain sight.

Posted by: Looking Glass at February 26, 2010 05:18 AM (IfMnA)

139 I shall postulate that that effin' boondoggle will NEVER be built. It is an outrage.

Posted by: maddogg at February 26, 2010 05:24 AM (OlN4e)

140

"Former industrial site"????  Wonder what toxic surprises lurk there?  Some in the Home Office are probably laughing into their tea thinking of mutant Yank embassy employees.

And the main building is a big black cube.  That will play nicely into the crank conspiracy crew since the NSA has such a cube building at Ft. Meade, MD.  Echelon anyone?  Then there is the passing resemblence to a certain structure in Mecca.

 

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2010 05:24 AM (eT5oV)

141

..."10' thick blast proof walls or welded 12" battleship'esque armor plate?

Don't recall where I saw this but they have developed a film that can be applied to walls that will stop a 2x4 at tornado speeds. More layers, more protection.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2010 05:28 AM (JKGfQ)

142 I highly doubt that the new embassy is being built with Islamic radicals in mind. Obama is probably more concerned about the threat that will come from Daniel Hannan and the burgeoning British Tea Party movement.

Posted by: ErikW at February 26, 2010 05:47 AM (Y32oW)

143 146

Either it'll never be built, or it will ultimately cost double.
If it were in IL or MA, probably both.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 26, 2010 05:56 AM (cGaVN)

144 Have you seen the plans for the damned thing? Looks like a giant bug zapper. What are they securing against, Mothra?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 26, 2010 06:36 AM (xNeGA)

145 "110 I don't know if it's the only one, but it's one of the few embassy's that we do not own title to the property, we lease it from the Grosvenor estate. I think we tried to buy it, but the Brits counteroffered to swap it out for some property the Grosvenors lost in that revolutionary unpleasantness. They said we call it "North Carolina"..." Counteroffer them New York.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 26, 2010 06:51 AM (xNeGA)

146 "118 Preferably a nuclear Sub, with wimens on board. Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2010 08:36 AM (mk+V9) Surface vessels would have more room to partay." Stop the ship! Biden was playing with the catapult again. Got pretty good lift that time...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 26, 2010 06:53 AM (xNeGA)

147 We needs us some more of dat 'smart diplomacy' stuff.

Posted by: GarandFan at February 26, 2010 07:17 AM (6mwMs)

148 That DVD gift will show them taht we can play hardball. F them limeys anyway bunch of socialist buggers if you ask me

Posted by: O'Shea at February 26, 2010 07:21 AM (mhD2v)

149

I'm starting to wonder why we even need embassies any more.  We have instantaneous global communication.  We have electronic data/document storage and transmission.  And we have an "ambassador" class that is nothing but a collection of leeches getting government payoff jobs for their campaign contributions.  They don't do much of anything useful.  We also have a collection of America haters at Foggy Bottom using their positions and budgets to undermine our interests in the name of defending them. 

Furthermore, when was the last time diplomacy provided the good guys with any benefit?  Diplomacy is the process by which powerful western nations negotiate how much of their wealth and power to give away to the scum of the earth, and at what speed.  The only forms of diplomacy we should need are sternly worded ultimatums, and secret offers of various carrots.  The trash of the world are motivated only by threats and bribes - we don't need an overpaid stuffed suit to deliver those in person.  At most we need a messenger boy.

 

Posted by: Reactionary at February 26, 2010 07:26 AM (xUM1Q)

150 There has to be somewhere the socialists can run to when the nirvana land of their choice goes up in smoke from the revolution of the oppressed people.

Posted by: harleycowboy at February 26, 2010 07:58 AM (JKGfQ)

151 We hardly have a stellar history when it comes to building embassies.  Our vaunted embassy in Moscow, built by Russian workers (American contract workers watched and advised but couldn't do anything; even the American who allowed trucks/workers onto the site was supervised by a Russian) and infested with bugs, is essentially useless for any secure conversation/communication.  Other embassies in former bloc countries were found to have surveillance cameras at strategic points.  Of course, even the most technologically-secure and sophisticated building is rendered a useless shell when the people it houses are security risks themselves.  We, alone out of all "democracies," hire huge numbers of "foreign-service nationals" (FSNs), locals who do most of the paperwork for visas, finance, and purchasing.  They know who comes and goes, who works where, and any anomalies that are usually poorly camouflaged at best.  Then there are the foreign service officers (FSOs) themselves (full disclosure, I am a former FSO), now boasting the stellar results of our diversity mania.  Didn't I read that our embassy in Iraq recently hosted a party honoring all the gay employees?  Why all the outrage now, folks, when it's too late?  Decline and fall.

Posted by: Sheila at February 26, 2010 08:23 AM (3dkqq)

152 By "the Piranhas", I assume you're referring to Doug and Dinsdale.

Posted by: OCBill at February 26, 2010 08:39 AM (WGXy4)

153 This is simple. This white elephant is being built in anticipation of the "blow-back" from the Brits over Obama's decision not to back them in the Falklands. Returning Churchill's bust was one thing. Nobody died over that.

Posted by: bullwhacker at February 26, 2010 09:27 AM (aMpG9)

154

Didn't the old embassy get sold for $1,000,000,000?

If so - it's a wash - and we get a moat!

Now to work on sea bass with very nasty attitudes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 26, 2010 11:47 AM (nlRuk)

155 Although I would prefer a design less 'fairy-princess-glass palace' and more 'Tower of London'.  Moat, granite walls, concrete reinforcement, gun emplacements...

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 26, 2010 11:50 AM (nlRuk)

156 I sure wish your immigration department believed in the give us your huddled masses yearning to be free motto

Posted by: Brit at February 26, 2010 01:00 PM (J0pry)

157 The "moat" is a hundred feet wide because the new federal standard for a setback from the street to minimize damange from VBIEDs, ie truck bombs, is one hundred feet.  England has quite a sizeable population of Muslims who believe suicide bombing legitimate and have practiced the same.  Obviously, the US embassy in London is a major target of such barbarians and should be protected.

Posted by: Tantor at February 26, 2010 01:10 PM (Ek/Oc)

158 Grosvenor Square embassy sold for $1,000,000,000 Projected cost of new Embassy $1,000,000,000, in a larger building with vastly more office space, outside the "congestion zone", surrounded by enough open space that it is defensible from exploding road vehicles.

I just don't get why you all think this is a bad thing. I just don't.

Posted by: DOuglas2 at February 28, 2010 07:47 PM (Zxvcs)

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