February 26, 2010

US v. Finland Mens Olympic Semifinal
— DrewM

Game update: Finland's coach says he sorry he started this guy in net today...

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It was an interesting experiment but it didn't pan out.

Kudos to "garrett" in the comments for the scouting report on Miikka Kiprusoff.

Original Post:
Before getting to today's game just let me say I may, just may, have to reconsider my absolute loathing of womens 'hockey'. After the Canadian women beat the US in the gold medal games, the canuks hung around on the ice drinking beer and smoking cigars. The IOC is miffed but I'm...kind of aroused.

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On to today's mens game (3pm Eastern on NBC). The US is playing for a medal, today determines if it's the gold or bronze game. I honestly did not expect that coming in to this tournament. Sunday's win over Canada got them into what is no doubt the weaker half of the draw and with their win over Switzerland they took full advantage of what they earned.

As for the Finns, goalie Miikka Kiprusoff has been outstanding behind what has at times been a lackadaisical team (see their loss on Sunday to now eliminated Sweden with the number one seed was on the line).

Finland has NHL talent up front with Ollie Joakanen and the Koivu and Tuutu brothers. They also get Joni Pittkanen back on the blue line. Pitkanen missed the game with the Czech Republic due to a suspension for hitting Sweden's Patric Hornqvist in the head (with an elbow iirc). There's no doubt the Finns have the talent to play with the US and Kiprusoff is more than capable of stealing the game for them.

All that said, I like the US in this game. If they continue to use their size and strength to generate offensive chances, mind their defensive obligations and Ryan Miller stays insanely good in goal, the US believe it or not will be playing for gold on Sunday.

As for those of you on the West Coast, sorry but the game is going to be discussed and not just here but on just about every news and sport site or program. It can't be avoided, so you just need to try and avoid this thread and curse NBC (or try watching it here).

Below the fold...tmi3rd, who actually knows something about hockey breaks it down for you.


So here we go, coming off of the quarters... Slovakia had more speed than an aging, tired Team Sweden... the Finns won a staredown contest with the Czechs, where one tipped pass made all the difference... the US threw everything in the world at Switzerland, and finally broke through... and Canada came out of the chute and overwhelmed Russia.

What's it all mean? Well, first of all, for the US, they demonstrated once again that they can win pretty or they can win ugly. The US owned the first period against the Swiss. They began to break down a bit in the second, and then finally broke through in the third. That's good, because Finland will be more than game to play that kind of game. The Finns only really got into trouble against Sweden, and other than that have been defensively amazing. They've given up four goals total- one to Belarus and three to Sweden. It's not like the Czechs lacked offensive firepower.

The US is going to have to be extremely physical (which is, fortunately, exactly how they've been playing), but continue to improve defensively. The up-tempo style the US plays should work reasonably well against Finland, who are somewhat of a dark horse in these Olympics... some of their guys are up in age, but have plenty of experience. This game will likely be a test of conditioning, and Finland will likely try to do what the Swiss did- that is, clear out the middle. Look for Finnish D Kimmo Timonen to be a big key to this game.

It goes without saying that Ryan Miller will have to be the first star of the game for the US... Mikka Kiprusoff has been nothing short of miraculous (as he can be for Calgary) and the Finns will be scrappy offensively. I would be surprised greatly to see this game be terribly high scoring.

USA-Finland will be on the NBC mother ship at 3 PM Eastern.

On the other side, Slovakia got past Sweden with superior team speed. Sweden was consistently scoring three goals a game, but an aging Swedish defense just couldn't quite contain Marian Gaborik and Pavol Demitra in particular. Jaroslav Halak has been very solid in net, and the Slovakian defense have some serious size on defense.

They will face Canada at 9:30 Eastern. Presumably, it'll be on one of the NBC cable networks.

Canada came out of the gate with their hair on fire, and quite cheerfully ran the Russians out of the barn in the first period. The game plan clearly indicated that they would hit Alexander Ovechkin back first, and the Russians came out flatter than a board. They were unprepared for the Canadian intensity (difficult to understand) and Evgeni Nabokov picked this game to utterly disintegrate. Three or four goals were completely stoppable by Nabokov, and the majority of Canadian goals came off of face-palmingly bad errors by the Russian defense.

It was said before the tournament that the Russian Achilles' heel would be their blueline, and this was borne out against Canada. It is also worth noting that their first line didn't backcheck for anything... the Russians didn't make a goaltending change until being down 6-1. With 9:58 gone in the second period, the score was 7-2.

Roberto Luongo had a few very nice saves, and did not make the kind of puckhandling mistakes that Martin Brodeur made against the US. He was beaten twice over the glove- surprising from a butterfly goaltender, and particularly on Maxim Afinogenov's goal in the second period. Long-distance shots through traffic beat Luongo in this game- worth noting for the future.

Can Slovakia beat Canada? It's unlikely but totally possible. Certainly, if Canada comes out with the same level of desperate intensity that they did against Russia, they're the best in the world. But don't lose sight of the fact that Slovakia's got huge defensemen who can clear traffic out, a goaltender who can steal the game for you, and a whole lot of scoring punch and speed. The Slovaks will need to make Canadian forwards pay a price every time they cross the blue line, and punish the Canadian defense (who have shown vulnerability) every time they touch the puck. And, of course, Halak will have to steal the game for the Slovaks.

For Canada, they're going to have to blunt the speedy Slovak attack at the blue line. Slovakia can score off the rush, or set Marian Gaborik up to snipe away. Their defense was much more part of the rush against Russia, and that worked well for them. It would be a disaster for Canada, however, if the defensemen pinch and aren't properly covered on the backline... the Slovak speed would be fatal.

The only prediction you'll get out of me is a Canadian win over Slovakia... the US game is too scary to predict.

I'll just if Canada plays anything like they did against Russia, everyone is playing for 2nd place. Thing is, it's really hard to play at that level 3 straight games. The pressure is going to be getting exponentially greater and as we've seen, that causes problems for the Canadians. But that game on Wednesday? No one could have kept up with them.

Posted by: DrewM at 10:54 AM | Comments (298)
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1

When's olympic football get started?

This time of the year is to sports entertainment what the Sahara desert is to Africa.

Posted by: pendejo grande at February 26, 2010 10:59 AM (ZZf1e)

2 There's a lot to admire about the Finns:

Their embrace of the rifle. Usually expressed by using Godless commie Russkies as targets.

They drink more than anyone else in Europe, probably the world.

They apparently got away with stealing all of the vowels from the Welsh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2010 11:01 AM (I/MqP)

3

NBC West Coast has picked up the Feed!!!!

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:01 AM (PfTTh)

4 $10 says it was the smoking that got them in trouble and not the drinking

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:01 AM (gAmQ1)

5 Well,
I
play

air hockey, ball hockey, barn hockey, bubble hockey, field hockey, floor hockey, ice hockey, kitchen hockey, road hockey, roller hockey, table hockey, twist hockey
And I play hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey all the time

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2010 11:02 AM (bbn3s)

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:02 AM (hFZyS)

7 DrewM, how could you be lauding the Canadian women for their jingoistic, nationalistic chest thumping and celebrating their win in such poor taste?  Some of these girls were drinking alcohol and they were only 18 and 19 years old.  Not to mention the cigars!  Cigars!  The most misogynistic symbol of a patriarchal society where women are nothing but chattel!  (In addition to creating carcinogenic second hand smoke!)  I FOR ONE AM APPALLED1111

Posted by: Jan Jones, member at large of National Assembly for Gals at February 26, 2010 11:02 AM (CfmlF)

8

US has a good chance of winning this early.

Mika has a bad habbit of Coughing up multiples a la Chris Osgood.  He can stand on his head, amazing talent when he's one... but he can also cough up three goals in 90 seconds.

Go Blackhawks!

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:04 AM (PfTTh)

9 Hockey players?  Drinking beer after a game?  I am shocked I tell you.  S.H.O.C.K.E.D!!

Posted by: CUS at February 26, 2010 11:05 AM (wOGfT)

10 We are intimidated by agressive Beaver!

Posted by: IOC at February 26, 2010 11:05 AM (PfTTh)

11 DrewM, how could you possibly post a thread about stupid hockey when our brave, young President has a press conference coming up?  I know you right wingers hate seeing a black president on t.v. and love to wallow in your ignorance, but for crying out loud, the rest of America wants to be informed!  get with the program and put a live thread of our wonderful cerebral President stat!  (You people are just too stupid to "get" Obama.)  Republicans need to get out of the way so that he can save the country!

Posted by: Obama Crotch Sniffer at February 26, 2010 11:06 AM (CfmlF)

12 Go Blackhawks!

All Hawks are still in this thing.  A real good chance each one comes home with a medal.

Posted by: CUS at February 26, 2010 11:06 AM (wOGfT)

13 Aroused? Did you get a good look at most of those players?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 26, 2010 11:07 AM (YmPwQ)

14 Dumbass move by the Finnish goalkeeper.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM (Vo2Ef)

15 That's just a Meat and Potato play, right there!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM (PfTTh)

16 Excellent analysis, tmi3rd. Thanks

Posted by: Mike H at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM (PWj+8)

17 Hope he has a short memory.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM (Vo2Ef)

18 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM (erIg9)

19

Go Blackhawks!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 03:04 PM (PfTTh)


Blackhawks sucks major ass. Only reason to go watch them is to root for the other teams and take advantage of the ticket prices ($100 for a great seat, hard to beat that unless I buy my friend's season tickets)

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM (gAmQ1)

20 GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:09 AM (QjuDE)

21 All those nice things I said about Kipprusoff? Yeah.

Gigantic error.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 11:09 AM (9B5OK)

22 The US should trap devils style. Smack the hell out of the fins and crash the net when possible.

Posted by: McLovin at February 26, 2010 11:10 AM (BN/jk)

23 Kipper can give up three more before the first is over...

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:10 AM (PfTTh)

24 They should get a bench minor for stupid uniforms

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:10 AM (QjuDE)

25 I like Canadain women. The women are pretty too. This was a post game photo shoot, not a foldout in Playboy.

Posted by: robotwhisper at February 26, 2010 11:10 AM (EiH7n)

26 Canadian

Posted by: robotwhisper at February 26, 2010 11:11 AM (EiH7n)

27 As for the Finns, goalie Miikka Kiprusoff has been outstanding

Oops.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 26, 2010 11:11 AM (Gkhxf)

28

Garrett...

 

Nice call on the keeper mistakes!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 11:11 AM (/SEUy)

29 @ 8 Mika has a bad habit of Coughing up multiples a la Chris Osgood.

As a bowler, it's difficult for me to hear "Mika" and not associate it with The Big Finn, "Major" Mika Koivuniemi. But that's just me.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 26, 2010 11:12 AM (iBzKc)

30 Yeah but will the winner smoke cigars and drink beer on the ice after the fact? If not, I'm not sure I have much incentive to watch...

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 26, 2010 11:13 AM (pLTLS)

31 Yeah it's all fun and games until someone crashes the zamboni!

Posted by: McLovin at February 26, 2010 11:16 AM (BN/jk)

32 GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:16 AM (QjuDE)

33 ANOTHER PP Goal!  Bodes well for the future.....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 11:16 AM (/SEUy)

34

I so would love to party with them!

I thought they (at least a lot of them)  played in a different 'league'?

Not that there's...

[...not that that would keep me from partying with them!]

And So It Begins.

I'd pull Mika.

They have keepers stacked like Cordwood in Finland.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:16 AM (PfTTh)

35 Pretty play.

Paraise is as advertised...the star of the team. He's scored their last 3 goals.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 11:17 AM (9B5OK)

36 "the canuks hung around on the ice drinking beer and smoking cigars"...and in the process endeared themselves even more to the kind of Canadians who like that sort of behavior. And, incidentally, to everyone who reads this blog

Posted by: NJConservative at February 26, 2010 11:17 AM (/Ywwg)

37

not that in to hockey, but I wish them the best of luck

Posted by: caller #9 at February 26, 2010 11:17 AM (Ed9Xn)

38 Ahhhh, ladies.  It would be mah pleasure to introduce you to the proper use of a cigar.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 26, 2010 11:17 AM (cniXs)

39 Meh. Give me the female double-lugers anyday. At least you can see the cameltoe.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at February 26, 2010 11:17 AM (YmPwQ)

40 Finland rolled over when Sweden got a lead on Sunday, looks like they may here as well.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 11:18 AM (9B5OK)

41 Kiprusoff is on fire today!  He's like a stone wall!

Posted by: Steve L. at February 26, 2010 11:18 AM (Gkhxf)

42 HOLY SHIT! SCOOORE!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:20 AM (QjuDE)

43 Man, Drew, you were practically clairvoyant about Kiprsoff.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 26, 2010 11:20 AM (Gkhxf)

44 I love me some Emrick in the booth, but what I wouldn't give to hear Rick Jeanneret call the Olympics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEfbyrKnKc0

Posted by: schizuki at February 26, 2010 11:21 AM (KvdPX)

45 USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:21 AM (QjuDE)

46 Whatever happened to that South American soccar announcer who would yell, "GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL"?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:21 AM (hFZyS)

47 Oh geez...I'm almost embarrassed for Finland....almost.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2010 11:21 AM (VuLos)

48 they put this game away early

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:21 AM (gAmQ1)

49 Then Bite Me!

Posted by: Pat Kane at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (PfTTh)

50

Bite me!

Posted by: Jonathan Toews at February 26, 2010 03:21 PM (omtdM)


don't hate on me because the majority of people go to a Hawks game to root for the team they're playing

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (gAmQ1)

51 Woo Hoo!!!  Thank you USA...I was working and missed the third goal, so they did it again!!! 

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (/SEUy)

52 I said, that South American who would yell "GOOOOOOOOAAALLLL."

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (hFZyS)

53

As a Canadian, DrewM got it backwards.

The favorite is the US team, hands down, they are the team to beat.

We Canadians fear the US team, they got something going on. They already beat Canada, and we all know that they can do it again. 

Funny, and quite pathetically, our Canadian identity is being tied to the success of this Olympic Men's hockey team. Canadians are void of real nationalistic substance, we only pride ourselves in "not being Americans", multiculturalism ( which is 'we believe in everything, so we believe in nothing'), and hockey playing.

 

Posted by: Pete at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (ZhCZM)

54 Yeah, he's pulled

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (QjuDE)

55 Patty Kane representin' South Buffalo!

Posted by: schizuki at February 26, 2010 11:23 AM (KvdPX)

56

Wait... women can smoke cigars?  With their mouths?

What else did that sonofabitch not tell me?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 26, 2010 11:24 AM (7AOgy)

57

Who Sucks?

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:24 AM (PfTTh)

58 if I want to root for a local hockey team, I'll go to a Admirals or Wolves game

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:24 AM (gAmQ1)

59 Well that was over fast.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2010 11:25 AM (bbn3s)

60 Listening into the live Mic on the Whitehouse presser...

All the reporter bags are talking about this game.. lol

http://www.whitehouse.gov/live

Posted by: Mjim at February 26, 2010 11:25 AM (V8B//)

61 As for the Finns, goalie Miikka Kiprusoff has been outstanding behind what has at times been a lackadaisical team

So is that the DrewM kiss of death for a player?  Kind of like being on the Sports Illustrated cover?




Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:25 AM (lvYSc)

62 Go Wolfpack!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:26 AM (QjuDE)

63 This is getting ugly.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 26, 2010 11:27 AM (Gkhxf)

64 5-0.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 26, 2010 11:27 AM (W54Uh)

65 Hockey, hockey, hockey!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 26, 2010 11:27 AM (7AOgy)

66 GOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Another South American soccer announcer at February 26, 2010 11:27 AM (/SEUy)

67 Missed the first 10 minutes and it's 4 (now 5) - 0. Wow.

Posted by: Tommy V at February 26, 2010 11:27 AM (gkc1e)

68 Holy shit. Slaughter rule better come into effect.

Better yet, put me and Liz in. We still may score three, but it'd be a better match up.

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:27 AM (QjuDE)

69 HOLY SHIT!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (QjuDE)

70

W.  T.  F.  !!!!

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (hFZyS)

71 They should play without a goalie.  It couldn't be any worse.

6-0!

Posted by: Steve L. at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (Gkhxf)

72 This is the hockey equivalent of seal clubbing.  And Finland isn't this bad a team.  Valteri Fippula plays for the Wings and is a serious contributor.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (W54Uh)

73 2 goals in FIFTEEN SECONDS!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (QjuDE)

74 Dude, I can't stand up on skates and I think I could goalie better than that. 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (lvYSc)

75 Yeah...drew and tmi aren't getting paid for this shit, aRE THEY???

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:28 AM (PfTTh)

76

I got next in goal for Finland!!!

Posted by: the sieve at February 26, 2010 11:29 AM (/SEUy)

77 As a Canadian, let me wish the Americans good luck.  Winning the gold would be hollow without a rematch against the best team in this tournament so far.


Posted by: fozzy at February 26, 2010 11:29 AM (ccEuN)

78

Fuckin' A.

6-0. Two goals in 15 seconds.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2010 11:29 AM (P33XN)

79

Click here (once for each goal):

GOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLL!

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:29 AM (hFZyS)

80

Funny, and quite pathetically, our Canadian identity is being tied to the success of this Olympic Men's hockey team. Canadians are void of real nationalistic substance, we only pride ourselves in "not being Americans", multiculturalism ( which is 'we believe in everything, so we believe in nothing'), and hockey playing.

Posted by: Pete at February 26, 2010 03:23 PM (ZhCZM)

In the name of true multiculturalism, shouldn't Canada swear off hockey for a few years and take up jai alai instead?  To get fully integrated into the Americas?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 26, 2010 11:29 AM (7AOgy)

81

Posted by: Mallamutt at February 26, 2010 03:29 PM (V9SYy)

 

 

 

That's the kinda thing I would expect from the IOC

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 11:30 AM (/SEUy)

82 Holy carp!  The US is ahead by a fricking touchdown!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 11:30 AM (CfmlF)

83 Liz is SO ready for hockey today/tonight. She just waddled in with a huge bowl full of chocolates.

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:30 AM (QjuDE)

84 And I know this will make Drew and tmi3rd's eyes twitch, but I miss the lit hockey puck Fox used to use.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:31 AM (lvYSc)

85

So the only suspense for the rest of the period is whether we'll make or miss the extra point...or go for two...

 

I can't wait for football season.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 11:31 AM (/SEUy)

86 "I said, that South American who would yell "GOOOOOOOOAAALLLL.""

Andres Cantor.  Argentinian who went to USC.  He does commentary for Telemundo (one of the US Spanish channels) now, though he used to be on Univision (another Spanish net)

Posted by: someone at February 26, 2010 11:31 AM (njJQD)

87

Here I am.

Rock me like a hurricane?

Posted by: Klaus Mein at February 26, 2010 11:31 AM (pLTLS)

88 The Finns should pull their goalie.  It can't get worse.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 26, 2010 11:32 AM (W54Uh)

89 Note to self:

Ignore hockey prognostications from tmi3rd.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 26, 2010 11:32 AM (LB0/l)

90 Canadians are void of real nationalistic substance, we only pride ourselves in "not being Americans", multiculturalism ( which is 'we believe in everything, so we believe in nothing'), and hockey playing.

Also milk in bags which is wrong.  Though dammit I am craving Timbits liks a sonofabitch. 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:32 AM (lvYSc)

91 going to be interesting to see the games in Russia with the international sized rinks

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:32 AM (gAmQ1)

92

He stopped one!

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:33 AM (hFZyS)

93 A save! He made a save!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:33 AM (QjuDE)

94

Holy shit. Slaughter rule better come into effect.

 

True dat, Mortis!  Quick, Team Finnland, put in your dead sisters's teeth so that you have an excuse for doing so poorly!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 11:33 AM (CfmlF)

95

Okay, I'm pulling Miller in the 2nd.

No chance of him getting into a crisis by letting in any cheapies...and you give Quick a chance to play in the Olympics and get his chops in case he is needed in the final game.

Who would Dare Question my Game-Plan?

Come, kneel before Zodd!

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:33 AM (PfTTh)

96 Also milk in bags which is wrong.  Though dammit I am craving Timbits liks a sonofabitch. 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 03:32 PM (lvYSc)

the milk is fresher in the bags and farmers get more money from the sale

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:33 AM (gAmQ1)

97 Isn't there a rule that allows a team to use two goalies when you're getting your ass handed to you?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 26, 2010 11:33 AM (P33XN)

98

Our boys haven't scored in a while.  Slackers...

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 26, 2010 11:34 AM (W54Uh)

99 Hey, if you have someone you want to fail just pay me to say something nice about them.


Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 11:34 AM (9B5OK)

100 Composite?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 11:34 AM (ekqTc)

101 97

I got next in goal for Finland!!!

No..I'm going. What - think it can get worse?

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at February 26, 2010 03:30 PM (V9SYy) 

All right guys, but I just got my skates laced up in case you need me.


Posted by: Swiss Cheese at February 26, 2010 11:35 AM (CPhzk)

102 Hey, if you have someone you want to fail just pay me to say something nice about them.


Posted by: DrewM

Barack Obama

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:35 AM (QjuDE)

103 Hey, if you have someone you want to fail just pay me to say something nice about them.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 03:34 PM (9B5OK)

Obama....check is in the mail.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2010 11:36 AM (VuLos)

104 Crap I need to go get coffee but I'm afraid I'll miss 3 goals if I get up to get it.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:36 AM (lvYSc)

105 I miss the lit hockey puck Fox used to use.

And the banhammer comes out.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 11:36 AM (9B5OK)

106 What's NBC going to do for the next 2 hours? Hey I know. Show the Canandian Girls celebrating?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 11:36 AM (ekqTc)

107 113 Also milk in bags which is wrong.  Though dammit I am craving Timbits liks a sonofabitch. 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 03:32 PM (lvYSc)

the milk is fresher in the bags and farmers get more money from the sale

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 03:33 PM (gAmQ1)


And if you have leftovers in the fridge the milk will taste like onions, or that rotting orange way in the back that you forgot about. 

alex - Don't American doughut places sell doughnut-holes?

Posted by: fozzy at February 26, 2010 11:36 AM (ccEuN)

108 going to be interesting to see the games in Russia with the international sized rinks

I think this is the first time Olympic hockey hasn't been played on an international-sized rink.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2010 11:37 AM (bbn3s)

109 And the banhammer comes out.

I am a simple creature!  I need the help!

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:37 AM (lvYSc)

110 Hockey is so monochrome. I think they should start playing on black ice.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 26, 2010 11:37 AM (P33XN)

111 Hey jackie gleason really lost weight for these olympics

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 11:37 AM (ekqTc)

112 62 Patty Kane representin' South Buffalo!

*high five*

Posted by: Pyrocles at February 26, 2010 11:37 AM (xzSvW)

113

Let's sing the Finland national anthem.  Maybe they'll cowboy-up a little bit.

Finland, Finland, Finland!

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:37 AM (hFZyS)

114 I think this is the first time Olympic hockey hasn't been played on an international-sized rink.

As far as I can remember you are correct. I prefer Olympic rinks for Olympic hockey.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 11:38 AM (QjuDE)

115 alex - Don't American doughut places sell doughnut-holes?

Yes, but they're not Timbits. 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:38 AM (lvYSc)

116 Crap I need to go get coffee but I'm afraid I'll miss 3 goals if I get up to get it.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 03:36 PM (lvYSc)

Go ahead...it looks like they'll be 3 more after you get back.

Posted by: Tami at February 26, 2010 11:38 AM (VuLos)

117

My kids don't want to watch anymore. One period of seal-clubbing and they're done.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate's Wife at February 26, 2010 11:39 AM (sxPda)

118 The Olympic morality police need to go away. You would think they were in Salt Lake City for crying out loud.

Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2010 11:41 AM (OrvMD)

119 Wow, how does a team come back from being down 6-0 in the first period?  Finland has got to be demoralized.  I just hope the US doesn't get complacent.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 11:41 AM (CfmlF)

120 I think this is the first time Olympic hockey hasn't been played on an international-sized rink.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2010 03:37 PM (bbn3s)

I worded that wrong (and any Olympics in the US or Canada get played on NHL size rinks). I meant in the way that our team is so young (and I would be surprised if the reason they went so young in the first place isn't to keep them together for a few Olympics), I wonder how quick they could adapt to the extra size as I don't think any of them have played on it before.

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:41 AM (gAmQ1)

121 Hit the Showers, Miller! Nice Period, Boys. Don't Let Up.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 11:41 AM (PfTTh)

122 Family night this weekend for Hartford Wolfpack!

Who's in?!?

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 11:41 AM (QjuDE)

123 Major points to the Hartford Wolfpack AHL hockey team for buying ad space on the local NBC channel to play a commercial during Olympic hockey!!!! If only the NHL figured out how to do that.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 11:42 AM (QjuDE)

124 Family night this weekend for Hartford Wolfpack!

Who's in?!?

me me me !!!!!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 11:43 AM (QjuDE)

125 What Team Finland needs is some sparkly sequins on their uniforms, maybe some tulle ruffles!  Oh, I know, hot pink lacing on their bodices!  That will get them going!

Posted by: Johnny Weir at February 26, 2010 11:43 AM (CfmlF)

126

Here is the Spanish hockey feed, sound only.  Spanish hockey commentators.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:43 AM (hFZyS)

127 Niiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!! NBC is showing this live on the West Coast too. This is awesome, don't let up. USA USA USA!!!!

Posted by: BlendXD at February 26, 2010 11:43 AM (awtW3)

128 Really, watching the hockey on TV with that Spanish feed is much more fun.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 11:44 AM (hFZyS)

129 "What Team Finland needs is some sparkly sequins"

Vajazzling.

Posted by: someone at February 26, 2010 11:44 AM (njJQD)

130 My Finnish buddy says Kiprusoff isn't a Finnish last name.  Is he part Swedish or Russian or something? Apparently his countrymen are now denying he's a true Finn.

Posted by: bobbo at February 26, 2010 11:45 AM (+ABdJ)

131 147

Here is the Spanish hockey feed, sound only. Spanish hockey commentators.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 03:43 PM (hFZyS)

Gracias Amigo!

Posted by: spanish speaking moron at February 26, 2010 11:46 AM (Vu6sl)

132 o/t

looks like Blockbuster is finally going tits up. Closing 500 stores to save $200 million

Posted by: fartbubble at February 26, 2010 11:46 AM (gAmQ1)

133 151 My Finnish buddy says Kiprusoff isn't a Finnish last name.  Is he part Swedish or Russian or something? Apparently his countrymen are now denying he's a true Finn.

Posted by: bobbo at February 26, 2010 03:45 PM (+ABdJ)

He was born in Kenya, but he won't produce his birth certificate.

Posted by: finnish birther at February 26, 2010 11:47 AM (Vu6sl)

134 He was born in Kenya, but he won't produce his birth certificate.

Owowowow coffee out nose.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:49 AM (lvYSc)

135 139 The Olympic morality police need to go away. You would think they were in Salt Lake City for crying out loud.

Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2010 03:41 PM (OrvMD)

The Vancouver Olympics are our bitches!

Posted by: 2002 Salt Lake Winter Olympics at February 26, 2010 11:51 AM (Vu6sl)

136   U - S - ...

(too drunk to remember the next letter.  Help me here, somebody.)

Posted by: ArcticBoy at February 26, 2010 11:53 AM (4fc2a)

137 A

Posted by: Mjim at February 26, 2010 11:54 AM (V8B//)

138

Wow. I just noticed how many commercials I've seen touting Moms as the driving force behind athletic success at the Olympics.

Really? REALLY?

No one else had any influence over the athletes?

Talk about feminist overreach.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 26, 2010 11:54 AM (P33XN)

139 160   U - S - ...

(too drunk to remember the next letter.  Help me here, somebody.)

Posted by: ArcticBoy at February 26, 2010 03:53 PM (4fc2a)

I before E except after S

Posted by: Moron English Teacher at February 26, 2010 11:54 AM (Vu6sl)

140 #157  Your lips to deaf ears..... 

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 26, 2010 11:55 AM (r7Vc3)

141 Effing A.  Thanks.

Posted by: ArcticBoy at February 26, 2010 11:55 AM (4fc2a)

142 Kiprusoff can jump jump on the next plane to Calgary. 

Posted by: Dave S at February 26, 2010 11:55 AM (PZak5)

143 Just jump

Posted by: Dave S at February 26, 2010 11:55 AM (PZak5)

144

So what's the over/under? 13?

Sheesh....

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 11:55 AM (GkYyh)

145 I thought it is spelled: ME?

Posted by: B. Obama at February 26, 2010 11:56 AM (ekqTc)

146 If in doubt pick "B".

Posted by: sTevo at February 26, 2010 11:56 AM (OrvMD)

147 Wow. I just noticed how many commercials I've seen touting Moms as the driving force behind athletic success at the Olympics.

Those commercials make me so mad.  Then I watch The Man Your Man Can Smell Like and I feel much better. 

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 11:57 AM (lvYSc)

148 169

So what's the over/under? 13?

Sheesh....

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 03:55 PM (GkYyh)

I'm estimating that they will average 6 per period, so the score should end up being 18-0. JMHO

Posted by: Moron Hockey Mathematician at February 26, 2010 11:57 AM (Vu6sl)

149 and any Olympics in the US or Canada get played on NHL size rinks

Salt Lake City and Calgary were definitely international-size.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 26, 2010 11:58 AM (bbn3s)

150 The Finnish Defense.

http://tinyurl.com/ybu6mw7

Posted by: CUS at February 26, 2010 11:59 AM (wOGfT)

151 Tsunami Warning Issued After Earthquake Strikes Off Coast of Japan

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 12:00 PM (ekqTc)

152

Wow. I just noticed how many commercials I've seen touting Moms as the driving force behind athletic success at the Olympics.

Really? REALLY?

No one else had any influence over the athletes?

Talk about feminist overreach.


Who do you think drives the kids to the lessons and practices when they are kids?? Ask any top level athlete, and the majority of them will say that Mom did the driving. There is a reason we call them hockey moms and soccer moms (and don't say soccer dads and hockey dads) because it's is usually the mom doing the driving, the washing of the uniforms, buying the ice skates, etc...

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:01 PM (QjuDE)

153 I just saw Curt Schilling in a Finn jersey!

Posted by: Martha Coakley at February 26, 2010 12:02 PM (+lsX1)

154 The Dad is just breaking his back to pay for ice time and new pads......

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:02 PM (QjuDE)

155 Brooks Orpik... playing on US team... named after Herb Brooks...gold medal coach of Miracle on Ice team... 30 year anniversary of the Miracle... hmmm

Posted by: Coincidence? at February 26, 2010 12:03 PM (CPhzk)

156

The Finnish defense:

 

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 26, 2010 12:03 PM (hFZyS)

157 The Dad is just breaking his back to pay for ice time and new pads...... Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 04:02 PM (QjuDE) Yeah, and after mom drives the kids all day , what do ya think dad's chances of getting layed are???

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 12:03 PM (ekqTc)

158

for the record:

Canada 4 - Slovakia 2 .

My guess is Canada gets an empty netter to seal it, late.

Slovakia is no Cinderella.  They are a Potential Giant Killer.

I was not sold on the roster until Halak showed he had the chops to anchor an Olympic Medal Bid. His D-Men are the key.  They can't afford any early mistakes or giveaways to the quick striking Canadians.

Players to watch are Gaborick and Demitra.  Gaborick has healed and his speed is back in spades.  Demitra has a game built for international play.  Just a hint less physical and he'll take advantage of it.  Try too hard to hit him, and he has room to create.

I could be wrong, and I may be pulling for one more great US v Canada game on Sunday, but I think the Canadians have a huge advantage against almost anyone playing on their Home Ice...until Sunday.

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:04 PM (PfTTh)

159 Yeah, and after mom drives the kids all day , what do ya think dad's chances of getting layed are???

I'd say it's a really damn good chance, but that's just me.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:04 PM (QjuDE)

160 Tsunami Warning Issued After Earthquake Strikes Off Coast of Japan

Gojira!

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 12:04 PM (lvYSc)

161 Yeah, and after mom drives the kids all day , what do ya think dad's chances of getting layed are??? Posted by: nevergiveup

Pretty good if he treats his two Princesses to totally AWESOME 'Princess Saturdays'

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:05 PM (QjuDE)

162 score please

Posted by: dagny at February 26, 2010 12:05 PM (HaCrJ)

163 The Dad is just breaking his back to pay for ice time and new pads......

Well yeah, but the kids don't notice that stuff and these commercials are aimed towards the child athletes thanking moms.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:05 PM (QjuDE)

164 Yeah, and after mom drives the kids all day , what do ya think dad's chances of getting layed are??? I'd say it's a really damn good chance, but that's just me. Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 04:04 PM (QjuDE) You busy tonight by any chance?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 12:06 PM (ekqTc)

165

what do ya think dad's chances of getting layed are???

Like Finlands' chance of winning this hockey game?

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 12:06 PM (GkYyh)

166 Dagny, it's 6-0

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:06 PM (QjuDE)

167 The Dad is just breaking his back to pay for ice time and new pads......
Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 04:02 PM (QjuDE)

Yeah, and after mom drives the kids all day , what do ya think dad's chances of getting layed are???

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 04:03 PM (ekqTc)

About as much as us coming back to win.

Posted by: The Finns at February 26, 2010 12:06 PM (CPhzk)

168 You busy tonight by any chance?

Yep. I'll be in Mortis' bed as usual

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:06 PM (QjuDE)

169 Try to embarrass them?  Try?  I think that goal's been reached.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 12:07 PM (lvYSc)

170 177

Wow. I just noticed how many commercials I've seen touting Moms as the driving force behind athletic success at the Olympics.

Really? REALLY?

No one else had any influence over the athletes?

Talk about feminist overreach.

 

 

 

My Mom would kick your ass if she heard you say that!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 12:07 PM (/SEUy)

171 You busy tonight by any chance? Yep. I'll be in Mortis' bed as usual Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 04:06 PM (QjuDE) Hey it was worth a shot?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 26, 2010 12:08 PM (ekqTc)

172 thanks for the props, drew.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:08 PM (PfTTh)

173  Hey, somebody help me here.  I'm watching this in Lithuanian which is not my first tongue.  Nor any tongue.

So does the USA have its second stringers in now?

Posted by: ArcticBoy at February 26, 2010 12:11 PM (4fc2a)

174 So does the USA have its second stringers in now?
Posted by: ArcticBoy

No, with only 22 guys (I think) per team, there isn't enough depth to do that.

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:13 PM (QjuDE)

175 high five
---------------

St. Ambrose parish, Pyrocles. You?

Posted by: schizuki at February 26, 2010 12:13 PM (KvdPX)

176 Garrett, you're so right- I'm glad nobody's paying me for this shit. How friggin' wrong was I?!

All kidding aside, I thought Finland looked pretty good for the first few minutes, then Kipper made that bonehead "look at me, I'm Patrick Roy" pass, and the Finns lost their composure completely.

In any event, for anyone who DVR'ed the game- go back and watch how many bad turnovers the Finns committed at either blue line early. That's pretty basic hockey- turnovers at either blue line are usually fatal. I thought the Finns were matching the US in terms of speed, intensity, and physicality, but when that first goal went in, the Finns lost control.

And just to back up Drew- great call on Kiprusoff, Garrett. I can totally buy your prediction for tonight, as well... Canada would do well to not overlook the Slovaks. If Halak brings his A game tonight, the Slovaks will be extremely tough.

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 12:16 PM (u+G1L)

177 I love how each Team USA player is matched up with a vet from Wounded Warriors!  Go USA!

Posted by: Johnny Weir at February 26, 2010 12:18 PM (CfmlF)

178 Stupak sock!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 12:18 PM (CfmlF)

179 The crowd must be bored.  They're doing the wave.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 12:20 PM (/SEUy)

180 Finland:  Molly Ringwald as Samantha

Hockey:  Groping Grandparents

Posted by: Editor at February 26, 2010 12:20 PM (pUfK9)

181 If Halak brings his A game tonight, the Slovaks will be extremely tough.

After what happened to Mikka, I'd appreciate it if you just wouldn't talk about me.

Posted by: Jaroslav Halak at February 26, 2010 12:20 PM (9B5OK)

182 OT: Dubya endorses Darth Cheney's defense of the Bush Admin, discretely calls out Carter for negative attacks.

My apologies if it's already been linked.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, Consort of Hades at February 26, 2010 12:21 PM (sZ+lP)

183 Good point, Jaro... I'll shut up about it.

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 12:21 PM (u+G1L)

184

19  "Blackhawks sucks major ass. Only reason to go watch them is to root for the other teams and take advantage of the ticket prices ($100 for a great seat, hard to beat that unless I buy my friend's season tickets)"

Of course you know this means war!

IIRC, the Blackhawks were named after a military regiment.  Now that tight-fisted "Dollar" Bill Wirtz (he let Bobby Hull go to Winnipeg fer chrissake) has gone to his final reward, the Hawks are (finally) joining the modern era of hockey.  Plus, there's 6 (SIX!) olympians on the team and the US shoulda taken Dustin Byfuglien too--he's 6'4" ish and about 250 lbs.

Posted by: TheThinMan at February 26, 2010 12:22 PM (W3XUk)

185 This game is reminiscent of Ahmadinejad v. Obama

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 26, 2010 12:24 PM (0FiCa)

186

tmi-thanks.  I am glad that 5 years of NHL package has paid off!

I'm hoping I'm close on tonight's matchup, as I could use seeing a good game.  Also, Canada has to be paying at least some attention to their energy level seeing that they are palying a ton of games in a short time.  If they want to win Gold at Home, they'll need to keep from drawing the tanks down too low tonight.

  That Slovakia, Sweden game was great, but it didn't help the sport that it ended at 2:00 am EST!

Kipper has been waning these last two seasons, bigger the game, bigger the flail.  I am surprised you hadn't noticed that.  Also, he has a penchant for walking out - literally.  A Goalie can't have chinks in the armour like that.

US fans, watch for (and hope for) the Slovak team to put some doubt in the Canadian Teams Goalie Confidence.  If the Slovaks can beat Lou on the Glove side, it wil be an interesting call for Babcock to have to make shoould Canada get to the gold Medal Round.

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:24 PM (PfTTh)

187 Finland must have been bitch-slapped in the locker room, because they are playing with a set this period.  As for Canada, I would love to see my Slovaks beat them tonight.  Won't happen, but I'd love to see it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:24 PM (zgZzy)

188 Go Finland! What's the score?

Posted by: Rocks at February 26, 2010 12:25 PM (Q1lie)

189

Plus, there's 6 (SIX!) olympians on the team and the US shoulda taken Dustin Byfuglien too--he's 6'4" ish and about 250 lbs.

Love Big Buff!

But he's a penalty liability in Int'l play...

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:26 PM (PfTTh)

190

O/T but almost as delicious as Team America Hockey:

ATTEMPTS by Newsweek CEO Tom Ascheim and Editor-in-Chief Jon Meacham to reshape the magazine into a lower-circulation weekly with a more Economist-like feel do not seem to be paying off.

Tucked in the fourth-quarter earnings report from parent Washington Post Company were numbers that suggest the magazine lost $28.1 million in 2009, the first year of the process.

The company said its magazine unit -- encompassing only Newsweek and the recently divested Arthur Frommer's Budget Travel -- lost $29.3 million last year, as revenue declined by 27 percent to $184.2 million.



Bwhahahahaha!  Effete, elitest Libtards hardest hit!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 12:26 PM (CfmlF)

191 US 6, Finland 0

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:26 PM (zgZzy)

192

Posted by: Jaroslav Halak at February 26, 2010 04:20 PM (9B5OK)

Laughing.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:27 PM (PfTTh)

193 Another Wolf Pack commercial!!!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:27 PM (QjuDE)

194

209 and I thank you.

 

Go 'Hawks!

Posted by: unknown jane at February 26, 2010 12:27 PM (5/yRG)

195 210 This game is reminiscent of Ahmadinejad v. Obama
    Or Vlad vs. Barry

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 12:27 PM (CfmlF)

196 #177 That's because the whole Olympic Enterprise is nothing but a estrogen fest. Human interest stories and crying skiers and boohoohooo all the time. Besides hockey and curling the only people I know who both watch and are excited by the Olympics are women. It's crunch time in college ball, and besides hockey I think I'll stick with that.

Posted by: Alex at February 26, 2010 12:27 PM (JNyHq)

197 Logprof - I put a personal favorite up today - Debbie McCormick from U.S. Curling.  It received mixed reviews, but I really dig her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:29 PM (zgZzy)

198

Love all the Blackhawk love at the HQ!

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:30 PM (PfTTh)

199

Garrett - I'm a Flyers and Pens fan, but Kane and Towes are awesome.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:32 PM (zgZzy)

200 Finland must have been bitch-slapped in the locker room, because they are playing with a set this period.

I don't know about that.  The US is content to just clear the zone and attack with only one guy.  Getting very conservative offensively to not give up any cheapies. 

Still, the Finns hit the post.

Posted by: CUS at February 26, 2010 12:32 PM (wOGfT)

201 Garrett, we moved into a new house at the beginning of the NHL season, and we for the moment have neither Versus nor the NHL Network (thank you, Charter Communication). We're going back to DirecTV and hoping that AT&T or Verizon will finally fire up their fiberoptics so we can kick the dish loose.

Anyway, I haven't been able to see much other than Dallas Stars games this year (and the occasional NBC game). As a Preds fan (got to hang out a bit with Shea Weber and Ryan Suter when I was still in Nashville, and guys like Vern Fiddler and Paul Kariya are good guys as well), it's hard to get too fired up about the Stars... particularly this year.

Anyway, coming off of the Czech game, I thought Kipper looked pretty darn good... but much like Nabokov, here came his patented meltdown. Now let's see if Bobby Lou can do the same on Sunday...

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 12:32 PM (u+G1L)

202 223 Logprof - I put a personal favorite up today - Debbie McCormick from U.S. Curling.  It received mixed reviews, but I really dig her.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 04:29 PM (zgZzy)

I'd hit it!

Posted by: Moron that always says "I'd hit it!" at February 26, 2010 12:33 PM (Vu6sl)

203 228 - The line forms here, pal!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:34 PM (zgZzy)

204

Hawks are an exciting team to watch...they learned a lot losing to the Wings these past few years.

If Kane keeps watching tape of Pavel and bulks up a bit these next two years...he'll be one for the ages.

Hockey with great Puck Control is a pleasure to watch!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:34 PM (PfTTh)

205 Also, he has a penchant for walking out - literally.  A Goalie can't have chinks in the armour like that.

It's a Scandinavian goalie thing to pull themselves from the game if they personally feel as if they have lost their mojo. It's how they are trained.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:34 PM (QjuDE)

206 It's how they are trained.

The Ice-backs are trained to give up?  Who trained them, the French?

Posted by: CUS at February 26, 2010 12:35 PM (wOGfT)

207 Logprof - Dasvadanya, bitches!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:39 PM (zgZzy)

208

Whats the score? Whats the score?

As for Canukistan, look, I don't get it. They weren't that magnificent against the russians... the goalie just choked.

They're probably the 1st or 2nd best team there is and will take either a gold or silver is my guess. But the russians kept up with them in other aspects. People are knocking them on other issues of how they played like the lack of checking, but if Nabokov didn't have a nervous breakdown right on the ice, that game would have been competitive throughout and you can't really qualify the psychological aspect of having your goalie go on strike in the middle of the game.

And having a coach too dumb or blind to notice the goalie trying to hide behind the net from the nasty pucks and replace his ass.

At least 3 of those goals shouldn't have happened. More, even. Nabokov should have been pulled before the 2nd period where he gave up 2, and the new goalie gave up another warming up, plus all his suckitude in the 1st period.

Whatever you say about the russians sucking, they might have looked a lot fresher and a lot meaner if the score had been 3-4 instead of 3-7.

You put somebody like Vokoum in there instead of Nabokov who knows, score could have been 3-1.

And here we have Kiprusoff, a fantastic goalie who practically robbed the Czechs by filling the whole damn net with brick and mortar, doing the same damn thing against the US.

That Nabokov dude, I'm pretty sure, can't go back to Russia now. Ever.

Posted by: Entropy at February 26, 2010 12:39 PM (IsLT6)

209

It's a Scandinavian goalie thing to pull themselves from the game if they personally feel as if they have lost their mojo. It's how they are trained.

I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Imagine the difference in business if managers did the same thing.

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 12:39 PM (GkYyh)

210

I watch at least a period of every game...excepting those that would preclude a Hawks matchup.

The Predators are a favorite 'to watch' team as they are a Central rival and they play a hard-nosed brand of Hockey.  Their fan base is also very impressive for Hockey below the Mason Dixon line!

I am pissed at the VS, NBC, Directv cabal as I have never canceled my Hockey package, and my agreement with the league precludes all of their claims!  I am not looking forward to being pre-empted out of playoff games this year...

Dallas needs to move on from Turco.  He's been wieghing them down and holding them back for at least two seasons IMO.  Also, I don't seem to think their Satr players are well suited to one another. Ribiero is a force, but a tempermental bitch.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:40 PM (PfTTh)

211

Don't forget the Slovaks have the Hossa brothers.  Marian is a beast.  Earlier this year he knocked a puck outta the air with his glove and then swatted the puck in the net before the puck hit the ice.  Game summaries here in Chicago always include quotes from the opponents saying Hossa is "the man".

I pray that Hossa runs right over Sidney "don't call me Johnny Weir" Crosby at the first opportunity.

oh, and "fart bubbles"? the best thing about going to a Blackhawks game is the National Anthem.

Posted by: TheThinMan at February 26, 2010 12:40 PM (W3XUk)

212 Entropy - The amazing part is that Nabokov will probably be stellar the rest of the season with the San Jose Sharks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:41 PM (zgZzy)

213 TheThinMan - I am hoping Chara buries Sid.  Would make my night, and I'm a Pens fan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 12:42 PM (zgZzy)

214

It's how they are trained.

I know as much, Elizabeth.  But he walked on the Olympic team a few years back.  No reason, just bailed.  He also bails on the bench from time to time in Calgary. 

 He's a Prima-Donna. 

He should play for the Rangers.

(ducking)

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:42 PM (PfTTh)

215 224 -- Hey, I'm from benighted Illinoistan; I have to have something I really like about my state anymore (da Bears and da Bulls just don't cut it for me anymore -- don't even get me started on the Cubbies (God love 'em) and the Sox, although I will go to a baseball game any old day over football...or worse, basketball).

Posted by: unknown jane at February 26, 2010 12:43 PM (5/yRG)

216 Garrett-

To my astonishment, they're going to ride Turco and Kari Lehtonen in Dallas, and they released Alex Auld (who just happened to have more wins and a better goals-against...)

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 12:44 PM (u+G1L)

217

And here we have Kiprusoff, a fantastic goalie who practically robbed the Czechs by filling the whole damn net with brick and mortar, doing the same damn thing against the US.

I tried pulling him after 2, but I don't speak Finnish!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:45 PM (PfTTh)

218 He should play for the Rangers.

And the banhammer returns.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 12:45 PM (9B5OK)

219 *cough*

Go Bruins!

*cough*

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:46 PM (QjuDE)

220 Does the winner of this game go to the gold medal game?

Posted by: beerologist at February 26, 2010 12:46 PM (tgXx6)

221

Crosby was high-sticking and cheap shotting the whole game against the US.

When Bobby (?) Ryan read him the riot act I had another Ryan (besides Conressman Paul) to cheer for.

Posted by: TheThinMan at February 26, 2010 12:47 PM (W3XUk)

222 But he walked on the Olympic team a few years back.  No reason, just bailed.  He also bails on the bench from time to time in Calgary.

It was my understanding (if I am remembering correctly and not confusing him with someone else) that the bench bailing and the Olympic baining is for the same reason... I heard through the hockey grapevine something about him having some sort-of Crohns disease type-thing (it might even be Crohns itself). And that he gets disease flares that cause him to have to take a step back occasionally. But I might be confusing him with someone else.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:48 PM (QjuDE)

223

I know!

Insanity...Auld is a good goalie. Not a proven anchor for an entire Org., but a quality netminder.

It is as if they are trying to emulate Detroit's insistance on paying Hasek, or Osgood in any given season!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:48 PM (PfTTh)

224 Does the winner of this game go to the gold medal game?

Yes

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:49 PM (QjuDE)

225

Does the winner of this game go to the gold medal game?

Something like that. On Sunday.

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 12:49 PM (GkYyh)

226 Wait, you said "Women's Hockey" like men play also... I thought Hockey was a women's sport. Huh.

Posted by: Nose at February 26, 2010 12:50 PM (J47hg)

227 Thanks

Posted by: beerologist at February 26, 2010 12:50 PM (tgXx6)

228
Ok I know jack-shit about hockey, but isn't 6-0 a complete blowout?  They shouldn't even play the 4th quarter if this keeps up.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 12:51 PM (frdTv)

229 Two 'U's!

Two 'R's!

Two points!

Tuukka Rask!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:51 PM (QjuDE)

230

However, the Whiner of this game plays for Bronze.

Just saying...

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 12:52 PM (GkYyh)

231

Kipper, Crohn's  ???

Never heard that...too many Lingonberries?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:53 PM (PfTTh)

232 Dude, the US hit 'em for six (cricket term) before I could even get home?  Thanks for keeping it close, Russkie Kiprusoff!

Still, all the Finns need is a touchdown and an extra point.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at February 26, 2010 12:54 PM (EWvJ6)

233 Pulling Miller!

Thomas is in!

BRUINS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 12:54 PM (QjuDE)

234 Dang - bringin' the knowledge!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:54 PM (PfTTh)

235

Ok I know jack-shit about hockey, but isn't 6-0 a complete blowout?  They shouldn't even play the 4th quarter if this keeps up.

I don't believe there is Olympic Mercy rule - Just humiliation. 

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 26, 2010 12:55 PM (r7Vc3)

236

I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Imagine the difference in business if managers did the same thing.

 

 

Or if government bureaucrats were to fire themselves for poor performance!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 26, 2010 12:55 PM (/SEUy)

237 Remarkable. Tim Thomas will actually get a few minutes in net for the US. Good move by Ron Wilson.

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 12:55 PM (u+G1L)

238 I thought  Thomas would have started the 3rd but glad Miller is out.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 12:55 PM (9B5OK)

239

Kipper, Crohn's  ???

Never heard that...too many Lingonberries?


Heh. Unfortunately, the Scandis have a much higher chance of getting auto-immune diseases than the rest of the population. My family is just full of diseased scandis.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 12:56 PM (QjuDE)

240 If they weren't going to give Miller the Shut-Out...why was he even in for the 2nd?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 12:57 PM (PfTTh)

241

tmi3rd's analysis is actually pretty good.  Nobody imagined the Finns losing their s**t like they did.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 26, 2010 12:58 PM (W54Uh)

242 Wow. I just noticed how many commercials I've seen touting Moms as the driving force behind athletic success at the Olympics. P&G gave $3000 to each US Olympian's mom, to help with the expense of traveling to Vancouver to see their kids play. So I have no problem with them milking that good deed for all it's worth. (But as noted, what about the dads like Apolo Ohno's who do the same thing? My dad used to drive me 45 min each way to swim practice; you bet dads deserve credit too.) http://www.nbcolympics.com/wmaq/news/newsid=412757.html Waiting for coworkers to get me files at work so am watching the game online (Mac w/ updated Silverlight, works great.)

Posted by: LizLem at February 26, 2010 12:58 PM (lSuMX)

243

Finns you know, aren't actually really even Scandi. They're more like Russian.

Posted by: Entropy at February 26, 2010 12:59 PM (IsLT6)

244 257
Ok I know jack-shit about hockey, but isn't 6-0 a complete blowout?  They shouldn't even play the 4th quarter if this keeps up.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 04:51 PM (frdTv)


It's really hard to come back from 6-0, almost impossible, but South Korea beat Thailand in a tournament 92-0.  That's a blowout.

Posted by: fozzy at February 26, 2010 12:59 PM (ccEuN)

245
Screw it, it's not even 4:00 and I've fixed my first drink.

Oh me aching head!  The cookoff starts in an hour and I'm still recovering from basting my brain in Crown last night. 

Tomorrow it starts at 11am.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 01:02 PM (frdTv)

246 257
Ok I know jack-shit about hockey, but isn't 6-0 a complete blowout?  They shouldn't even play the 4th quarter if this keeps up.
Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 04:51 PM (frdTv)

Doh!  I just noticed now you said 4th quarter.

Smartass.

Posted by: fozzy at February 26, 2010 01:03 PM (ccEuN)

247

One thing Miller is not is sensitive.  He might be the toughest goalie in the NHL, mentally.  He has weathered a lot of disappointment in buffalo that was not of his making.

I would have put Thomas in for the 2nd, and Quick for the 3rd.

This would have given me a chance to settle on one as the back-up for Miller in the gold medal game.

I am not sold on Thomas over Quick as #2.

 

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 01:03 PM (PfTTh)

248 With Thomas in all of the Bruins Olympians have now played. (h/t NHLBruins Twitter)

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 01:03 PM (QjuDE)

249 God damn Tim Thomas!


Posted by: DrewM. at February 26, 2010 01:04 PM (9B5OK)

250 And now the Canadian crowd wants to give Thomas a whole bunch of shit. I realize they're worried about Sunday, but that's just classless.

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 01:05 PM (u+G1L)

251 There is this one Canuck standing up cheering his head off after it goes in.

Nice.....

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 01:07 PM (QjuDE)

252 ...sorry, Tim.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 01:07 PM (PfTTh)

253 ...f'n Bruin...

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 01:07 PM (PfTTh)

254 What time is the Puck Drop in the 2nd game?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 01:08 PM (PfTTh)

255 Shit, people, it deflected off of the defenseman...


Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 01:08 PM (QjuDE)

256 What time is the Puck Drop in the 2nd game?

9:30 EST

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 01:09 PM (lvYSc)

257 I blame the entire city of Boston!

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 01:10 PM (PfTTh)

258

thank you alexthechick.

I absolve you of your puck trailer sins.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2010 01:10 PM (PfTTh)

259 The puck drops for the second game drops at 9:30.

Posted by: Thomas at February 26, 2010 01:11 PM (attGn)

260 I blame the entire city of Boston!

Well you're not going to go wrong doing that for anything.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 01:12 PM (lvYSc)

261
I heard a big horn going off in the next room, what happened?

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 26, 2010 01:12 PM (frdTv)

262 Woo hoo! See ya for the final.

Posted by: Annabelle at February 26, 2010 01:13 PM (IoLIs)

263 I heard a big horn going off in the next room, what happened?

game ended.

Posted by: Elizabeth at February 26, 2010 01:14 PM (QjuDE)

264 297 - The Bruins ruined the Sabres' shutout.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 01:15 PM (zgZzy)

265 Finland brought their Scanditrash game.

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 01:16 PM (QjuDE)

266

USA, USA, USA!!!!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 01:16 PM (CfmlF)

267 We want the gold!  We want the gold!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 26, 2010 01:18 PM (zgZzy)

268

O/T but sort of funny:

MOSCOW (Reuters) – A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday.

An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.

"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.

It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 01:18 PM (CfmlF)

269 on to the gold!

Posted by: fluffy at February 26, 2010 01:19 PM (4Kl5M)

270

Posted by: Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp at February 26, 2010 05:20 PM (omtdM)

 

Bwhahaha!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 01:21 PM (CfmlF)

271 Wabertwo Lwanwgo

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at February 26, 2010 01:23 PM (QjuDE)

272 -Not so fast! Two days away, I know. Team Canadia will be tough. What I meant is that we will contend for the gold. U!S!A!!!

Posted by: fluffy at February 26, 2010 01:23 PM (4Kl5M)

273

I don't know where to play right now.

I'm not too into the hockey but there's all kind of lawyer rage on the other thread

New thread??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 26, 2010 01:23 PM (aYqvi)

274

Finns you know, aren't actually really even Scandi. They're more like Russian.

Does that make them Russia's Canada?

---------

If they call Finland "Suomi", why don't we call Finland "Suomi"?  I've never understood that about country names.  If the Germans call Germany "Deutschland",  why don't we call it "Deutschland"?   Is Nippon too hard to pronounce?

P.S.  --  I'm getting so fucking sick of Dennis Haysbert.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2010 01:23 PM (OGbpf)

275

Why do you people keep talking to alexthechick? 

She got banned.  They banned her.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2010 01:25 PM (OGbpf)

276 Canada still has to get past the Slovaks

Posted by: Mortis at February 26, 2010 01:25 PM (QjuDE)

277

I don't know where to play right now.

I'm not too into the hockey but there's all kind of lawyer rage on the other thread

New thread??

 

No lawyer bashing going on here.  We are the inclusive and diverse thread!  Lacey, it's safe in here!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 01:29 PM (CfmlF)

278 Finns you know, aren't actually really even Scandi. They're more like Russian. Estonian, actually. But they are still fellow ice-backs.

Posted by: fluffy, dirty Skandi at February 26, 2010 01:33 PM (4Kl5M)

279 "South Korea beat Thailand in a tournament 92-0"

Is there even *ice* in Thailand?

Posted by: someone at February 26, 2010 01:37 PM (njJQD)

280 BC drinking age was 19 in 1990 when I lived in Seattle.
A short hop to legal booze for this youngster...

Posted by: Cathy at February 26, 2010 01:38 PM (b0AML)

281

Lacey, it's safe in here!

*snuggles right in*

There is some seriously nasty shit going down in that other thread. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, if I wanted to hang with a bunch of nasty misanthropes, I'd be online with the Kos Kids.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 26, 2010 01:44 PM (aYqvi)

282 Is Nippon too hard to pronounce?

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2010 05:23 PM (OGbpf)

Most of those pronunciations come from garbled version of the original countries' names via 2nd or 3rd languages. Japan supposedly came from the Malay Jepang, filtered through Portuguese, and it came out as Giapan in Olde English.

Posted by: Iskandar at February 26, 2010 01:46 PM (/o58C)

283 Finns aren't Russian, Russians are Slavs. Finns are Finno-Ugric, which includes Finns, Huns (that's Hungarian Huns, not slang for Germans huns, or Balmer waitresses huns), and I think Lapps. Maybe not the Lapps. They're still snow-back ice-wops, just not albino ones.

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 26, 2010 01:54 PM (CnrIa)

284 Yeah it's nasty over there.  I'm not in the mood.

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2010 01:56 PM (OGbpf)

285 Kipper folded like a cheap tent. When he is good then he can be very good, but when bad then you can be out of the game in a blink of an eye.

Posted by: John at February 26, 2010 02:02 PM (6FYZ6)

286 Come on Finns! It's not too late!

Posted by: Rocks at February 26, 2010 02:02 PM (yguwr)

287 Which thread is nasty?

New Final Score :
Ace 1
Work 0

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 26, 2010 02:03 PM (0FiCa)

288

A sport that involves janitorial skills is just....odd.

That one Canadian chick ain't half bad lookin tho...

Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2010 02:18 PM (OGbpf)

289

Just on an Olympic theme...

I decided to dig through some stuff that I've had from the Games. Found some hats filled with pins, which I think I'm gonna mount. Very cool pins, if any of you have ever traded them.

Weird thing though. In the same box I found all this old stuff I had forgotten. Stuff that my sister sent me when she worked for George Lucas. 
All sorts of odd promotonal material, concerning Star Wars, and also "Empire Strikes Back".

Oddly all this stuff is placed in those old fashioned high-school folders, except they are Star Wars Covers.

Is that worth anything, or should I just junk it?

What do you peoples think?

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 02:23 PM (1kwr2)

290

Weird thing though. In the same box I found all this old stuff I had forgotten. Stuff that my sister sent me when she worked for George Lucas. 
All sorts of odd promotonal material, concerning Star Wars, and also "Empire Strikes Back".

 

Heh!  I'm sure there are some morons that would cagefight eachother to the death for that stuff.  You could start a Star Wars loving morons all out war right on this thread.  Throw it up in the air and watch the hilarity ensue!

Posted by: runningrn at February 26, 2010 02:27 PM (CfmlF)

291 Hard to say, HH... depends on its condition, probably.

Posted by: tmi3rd at February 26, 2010 02:31 PM (u+G1L)

292

Pretty fresh. One thing I have is the origanal promo booklet for Star Wars.

The other thing, looking at the promo stuff I have ( and this is allmost all from '79) , is some company named  "Black Falcon". Seems they were in on the publicity concerning "The Empire Strikes Back".

Anyhow, that's just what I have in my possession.

 

 

 

Posted by: HH at February 26, 2010 02:48 PM (1kwr2)

293

327-Russians are slav

Way back the Rus were from Sweden

Posted by: ron dorque at February 26, 2010 02:48 PM (WSEof)

294 Canada steals one from the Scandis in the ninth end.  Up by 2 going into the tenth.  Awesome game so far. 

Will there be a new hockey thread?

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 26, 2010 04:33 PM (udVuV)

295

i sure hope so, qwerty1.

if not then we'll carry on from here.

Posted by: ron dorque at February 26, 2010 04:49 PM (WSEof)

296 No!!!!!  Call the cops, the Scandis stole the gold!

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 26, 2010 05:08 PM (udVuV)

297 In other Finland Olympic news, I think hot blonde skater Kiira Korpi is on tomorrow night, even if she has about zero chance of going home with a medal.

Posted by: SGT Dan at February 26, 2010 10:08 PM (KLFGv)

298 68 As for the Finns, goalie Miikka Kiprusoff has been outstanding behind what has at times been a lackadaisical team

So is that the DrewM kiss of death for a player?  Kind of like being on the Sports Illustrated cover?




Posted by: alexthechick at February 26, 2010 03:25 PM (lvYSc)

 

God...don't remind me pleeeeease.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at February 27, 2010 12:02 AM (eQz0m)

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