February 24, 2010

USA-Switzerland Olympic Hockey. Final
— DrewM

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UPDATE:

US Wins, 2-0. US played well against a pesky and defensively sound Swiss team. It's like the NCAA's, survive and advance. US plays the winner of Finland-Czech Republic on Thursday.

Now onto Russia-Canada.

Still scoreless after 2 periods. The US is out playing the Swiss in every area of the game, except goalie. Miller's doing fine but he's only faced 8 shots. Jonas Hiler however has stopped 32 shots.

I hate games like this. One team is clearly out playing the other and yet the inferior team is just hanging around. I mean, it's entertaining but one bad bounce and the US could be out.

Original Post:
Because you asked for it. Well, maybe not you but that other guy, over there, he did.

End of the 1st period, no score

Theoretically you can watch it online here but I haven't been able to get it to work.

As much as I love me some USA ass kicking, this game is really a warm up for Canada-Russia. That should be a great game.

A little late but here's tmi3rds preview...

The coverage notwithstanding, this may be the most fun tournament to watch I've seen since perhaps the '96 World Cup. Very few games have been noncompetitive, and the storylines are constantly evolving.

Last night, there was only one lopsided victory- that was Canada's 8-2 dispatching of Germany. The other three games were absolute nailbiters.

Switzerland had to survive overtime and the shootout to win 3-2 (SO) against a very pesky Belarus team (Belarussians, if you prefer), and one of the goals was an absolute mess by Swiss goaltender Jonas Hiller. Slovakia barely held off Norway 4-3, and the Norwegians tied it at the end of the second period with 0.1 seconds left before eventually succumbing. The Czech Republic had to go to overtime against Latvia before Boston's David Krejci scored the 3-2 overtime winner.

So let's talk about today's quarterfinal action. First some programming notes- the US (#1 seed)has the Swiss (# on NBC (the mother ship), so we should see the US in high definition. That game airs at 3 PM ET.

The US would be making a big mistake to take the Swiss lightly. As poorly as Jonas Hiller played against Belarus, he may be playing the best net in the tournament. Switzerland doesn't have a lot of scoring punch, but they have more than enough to make life very miserable in a defensive struggle. The US would be well-advised to play Switzerland with the same aggression they did Canada- that means pounding them along the boards and punishing their defensemen every time they touch the puck. At the same time, the defensive zone play needs to tighten up significantly. The US already has one victory against Switzerland (a 3-1 decision in the first game), but would do well to put up 5 or 6 against the Swiss.

The remaining three games will be on CNBC.

The 6 PM ET start is the grand pooh-bah of tomorrow's tilts- Canada (#6) vs Russia (#3). Very few Canadian hockey fans are sleeping well tonight, as the Canadians have shown a troubling tendency to start very slow in the games they've played in this tournament. An 8-0 shellacking of Norway in the first game was 0-0 after the first period. As you may recall, the Swiss took Canada to a shootout, and Canada scored a total of 2 goals in the first two periods against the US.

Conversely, the Russians have not exactly run up the score either. Notwithstanding their blowout win over Latvia, Russia scored 2 in their shootout loss to Slovakia and 4 in their win over the Czechs. Nonetheless, this should be a titanic matchup.

If Canada gets off to their habitual slow start, they could be in trouble. As you've seen, they do better when they get out to a substantial lead. They throw a lot of pucks at the net, but they've misfired a lot from in close on second chances (and yesterday's game versus Germany was no exception). I don't mean to be down on Canada, but there was something distinctly missing from them last night. The only prediction I'll offer is that if Canada starts slow, Russia wins. If Canada starts fast, they'll probably win.

Game three, a 10 PM start in the east, is Finland (#4) and the Czechs (#5). Finland looked extremely unimpressive against the Swedes in their final preliminary round game, but the Czechs lost Jaromir Jagr to an injury early in the second period against Latvia. Without Jagr, the Czechs lack a significant amount of scoring punch. Mikka Kiprusoff has been solid but unspectacular in net for the Finns, and Tomas Vokoun has largely been excellent for the Czechs. If Jagr doesn't play, look for a very low-scoring affair and possibly a shootout.

Game four, a midnight ET start, is Sweden (#2) versus Slovakia (#7). This one's a hard one to call. The Swedes have a ton of talent, and it's hard not to expect them to walk all over the Slovaks- except that the Slovaks beat Russia. The Slovaks have more scoring punch than the Swedes do, and Jaroslav Halak has been very impressive for the Slovaks. Against Sweden's Henrik Lundqvist, I'm not sure who I give the edge to. I'm thinking that Sweden wins, but they haven't played very inspiring hockey. As they go, there seemed to be some chemistry developing between Daniel Alfredsson (Ottawa) and the Sedin twins (Vancouver) that gives them a bit of extra punch...

Jeremy Roenick called it well- this is anyone's tournament to win now. Even at the #1 seed, the US are still underdogs. That's good- let the other guys beat the crap out of each other and we'll see what happens.

Morons, even if you're not hockey fans, this has been high sports drama, and it will continue. I have no idea how Mike Emrick (the play-by-play announcer for NBC and for your New Jersey Devils) still has a voice at this point. Sit back and enjoy some great hockey today. I know I will.

Trivia...why do the call Mike Emrick "Doc"? He has a Ph.D in Communications and taught at the college level.

Posted by: DrewM at 11:51 AM | Comments (205)
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1 Doc is the best Hockey play-by-play guy ever. What the hell did he ever do to be saddled with Chico Resch?

Posted by: McLovin at February 24, 2010 11:56 AM (RwvN1)

2 I'm recording this so if you would put updates below the fold I'd appreciate it.
Or you can be a dick.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 24, 2010 11:57 AM (0FiCa)

3 Trivia...why do they call Mike Emrick "Doc"? He has What? He has WHAT?!

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2010 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

4 Trivia...why do the call Mike Emrick "Doc"? He has

Racism.

Posted by: Charles J. Ogletree at February 24, 2010 11:59 AM (bbn3s)

5 Sudden puck acceleration may be the responsibility of Toyota. Let us put an end to the unregulated wild West that is the game of hockey.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:00 PM (AZGON)

6 It's the hockey, stupid.

Posted by: Chewie Lewis at February 24, 2010 12:00 PM (3fiIy)

7 Swiss had some good chances on the PP there.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:00 PM (bbn3s)

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2010 12:02 PM (p302b)

9
End of the 1st period, no score

In a hockey game? Shockingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 24, 2010 12:02 PM (fx8sm)

10 "I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing? "

Posted by: Chewie Lewis at February 24, 2010 12:03 PM (3fiIy)

11 Trivia...why do the call Mike Emrick "Doc"?

Because Mike was the seventh dwarf to show up at Snow White's?


Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 24, 2010 12:04 PM (ruzrP)

12 They call him Doc cause he's the Doctor of Hockey knowledge.

Posted by: McLovin at February 24, 2010 12:04 PM (RwvN1)

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:05 PM (r7Vc3)

14 Also, he has a Ph.D.

Posted by: McLovin at February 24, 2010 12:06 PM (RwvN1)

15 Theoretically you can watch it online here but I haven't been able to get it to work. Its posted in Silverlight...Drew don't be a n00b.

Posted by: Zatara at February 24, 2010 12:06 PM (nz654)

16 Icing is when you slide on your butt across the ice in a jockstrap.

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:06 PM (tgXx6)

17 BREAKING: FBI Raids Toyota Suppliers http://tiny.cc/CgkBr Don't be sorry. This is frankly more important than pushing a puck around a frozen arena. The gubmint is going balls out to make a scapegoat of Toyota and Evil Automakers... misdirection, folks. Distract the voters from the failure of socialized medicine.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:07 PM (AZGON)

18

Icing is when you slide on your butt across the ice in a jockstrap.

Like Bxtthole Surfing?

Posted by: Chewie Lewis at February 24, 2010 12:08 PM (3fiIy)

19 1 Doc is the best Hockey play-by-play guy ever.

Sure, the man my have some style in the booth, but he dresses like a bum!

Posted by: Don Cherry at February 24, 2010 12:09 PM (wh2BB)

20 Icing is when you slide on your butt across the ice in a jockstrap. Like Bxtthole Surfing? Brown-bagging?

Posted by: Zatara at February 24, 2010 12:09 PM (nz654)

21 What do you call it when you run out of beer and back bacon?

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2010 12:09 PM (GwPRU)

22 The hell you say, buddy! I'll trade you my man card for some bacon and Molson. I love bacon. And you can't eat it dry.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:11 PM (AZGON)

23 #20 How much you want to bet these are NOT union suppliers?

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:12 PM (r7Vc3)

24 What do you call it when you run out of beer and back bacon?

1st intermission.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:12 PM (bbn3s)

25 Sorry for the OT/Breaking BREAKING: FBI Raids Toyota Suppliers http://tiny.cc/CgkBr What's bad for Toyota is good for GMC/Chrysler. And GMC/Chrysler is the government.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2010 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

26 Cant get the live stream to work. Computer incompetence (or liberalism if you prefer)! I click the link and the magic computer gods but USA on my screen! And im at work with a web filter! (apparently not a good one) 

Posted by: c02 emitting conservative at February 24, 2010 12:14 PM (SebJz)

27 What do you call it when you run out of beer and back bacon? In the US, a minor inconvenience. In Canada, a natural disaster.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2010 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

28 I got the livestream to work..not sure how

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:14 PM (tgXx6)

29 1 Doc is the best Hockey play-by-play guy ever.

What the hell did he ever do to be saddled with Chico Resch?

Posted by: McLovin at February 24, 2010 03:56 PM (RwvN1)



Rick Jeanneret! TOP SHELF WHERE MOMMA HIDES THE COOKIES!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:15 PM (erIg9)

30 Canada vs Russia tonight? Great time for a bank Heist up north I think

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:16 PM (ekqTc)

31 Say, what happened to Barry's declaration that he had no interest in running an automobile company? You mean he hasn't ordered the gubmint to sell its shares of GM and Ford? You don't say? It's shaping up for November... the Demotards will erect a new straw man bad guy: Big Auto.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:16 PM (AZGON)

32

"Don't be sorry. This is frankly more important than pushing a puck around a frozen arena. The gubmint is going balls out to make a scapegoat of Toyota and Evil Automakers... misdirection, folks. Distract the voters from the failure of socialized medicine."

 You see this as a ploy to distract the public from "the failure of socialized medicine"? Really?

 I read the events slightly differently. The gansta-in-chief is going after Toyota because he is now the de facto head of perpetually hemorraging GM and Chrysler and they are a easy target. I can't imagine the public or would stand for this kind of frontal assault on Ford.  

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at February 24, 2010 12:17 PM (jmf9+)

33 0 shots on 3 powerplays for the US so far.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:17 PM (bbn3s)

34 O/T:  A trainer was killed at Sea World during a live Dine with Shamu event.  Ironically when you go to the link I put up with the live chat right next tothe live chat is a weather map that looks horrific.

Posted by: curious at February 24, 2010 12:18 PM (p302b)

35 You mean he hasn't ordered the gubmint to sell its shares of GM and Ford?

The government didn't bail out Ford.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:19 PM (bbn3s)

36 Who does Hiller the Swiss goalie pkay for?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:19 PM (ekqTc)

37 Backes wanted to have a go.  Too bad the referees had to step in.

Doc is the best Hockey play-by-play guy ever.

No doubt.  He says some of the funniest stuff with a deadpan delivery.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 24, 2010 12:20 PM (Gkhxf)

38 ducks

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:20 PM (erIg9)

39 Who does Hiller the Swiss goalie pkay for?

Anaheim.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:20 PM (bbn3s)

40 You mean he hasn't ordered the gubmint to sell its shares of GM and Ford? The government didn't bail out Ford. I think Ford got bailout money but never sold stock to the government, but the government actually owns pieces of GMC/Chrysler.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2010 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

41 The gansta-in-chief is going after Toyota because he is now the de facto head of perpetually hemorraging GM and Chrysler That is corollary to and not in opposition to my point. Both serve to agitate against Big Business Running Rampant Over The Common Man. GM and Chryapsler are now respectable because gubmint has more oversight, dontcha know.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:21 PM (AZGON)

42 I think Ford got bailout money

No.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:22 PM (bbn3s)

43 The government didn't bail out Ford. Sorry, I meant Chrysler, not Ford. Stupid fingers.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:22 PM (AZGON)

44 The link works fine for me -

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:23 PM (r7Vc3)

45 By the way -- when do we get to see the Chrysler-badged Fiats? Does Chrysler have ANY new U.S.-built models ready to go?

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2010 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

46 Say, is it true some "energy-efficient" ice grooming machine was taken out the other day and replaced with a real Zamboni?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:23 PM (AZGON)

47 Oh. My. God.

Hiller's looked so sharp, then to almost let that fluke goal off of him as the clock's run out.

Lucky Swiss.

Posted by: Don Cherry at February 24, 2010 12:25 PM (wh2BB)

48 Wow no Goal?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:25 PM (ekqTc)

49 FUCK NO GOAL

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:25 PM (erIg9)

50 OH GOD NO!

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 12:25 PM (QjuDE)

51 Say, is it true some "energy-efficient" ice grooming machine was taken out the other day and replaced with a real Zamboni?

Two electric ice grooming thingees broke down during speed skating early last week. Then a third one tore the ice up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:25 PM (bbn3s)

52 I think Ford got bailout money No. Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 04:22 PM (bbn3s) You're right. I stand corrected. And it raises my opinion of them.

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2010 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

53 Well this is shaping up as a classic

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:26 PM (ekqTc)

54 They should have a system where the goal horn and light are disabled when the clock hits double 0.  That would eliminate some confusion.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 24, 2010 12:26 PM (Gkhxf)

55 Two electric ice grooming thingees broke down during speed skating early last week. Then a third one tore the ice up. The repairs necessary saved or created fourteen hundred jobs. True story.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at February 24, 2010 12:26 PM (AZGON)

56 Grr, stupid sock... (though it's awfully colorful with lots of flower print/plaid)

Posted by: little evil at February 24, 2010 12:26 PM (wh2BB)

57

Two electric ice grooming thingees broke down during speed skating early last week. Then a third one tore the ice up.

I can't buy a fuckin' break this winter...

Posted by: Gaia at February 24, 2010 12:29 PM (rDvlp)

58 As much as I want to see a Canada-USA rematch, I love a tight game like this. Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2010 04:27 PM (omtdM) Yeah maybe, but it is not like it used to be anyway. I just want to see some good games-like this one. Russia isn't the USSR. Although a few more years of Obama and ya never know?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:30 PM (ekqTc)

59 Russia isn't the USSR. Although a few more years of Obama and ya never know? Russia vs. the USSA?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2010 12:31 PM (AZGON)

60

Is it REALLY NECESSARY to basically spoil the game for everyone who is at work or on the west coast and wants to watch it later with a pint of beer?

I would really like to be able to check my favorite blogs throughout the day without worrying about this kind of crap.  Can't you warn and put it under the fold?  Jesus...

Posted by: DaveS at February 24, 2010 12:32 PM (hF0Vm)

61 Shots are 32-8, and nothing to show for it.....very unsettling.  Hiller is a damn fine goalie.  I was really hoping Belarus would pull it out for this very reason. 

Posted by: Dave S at February 24, 2010 12:33 PM (uHiz2)

62 74

Is it REALLY NECESSARY to basically spoil the game for everyone who is at work or on the west coast and wants to watch it later with a pint of beer?

I would really like to be able to check my favorite blogs throughout the day without worrying about this kind of crap.  Can't you warn and put it under the fold?  Jesus...


Leave Jesus out of this

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:33 PM (tgXx6)

63 Is it REALLY NECESSARY to basically spoil the game for everyone who is at work or on the west coast and wants to watch it later with a pint of beer? I would really like to be able to check my favorite blogs throughout the day without worrying about this kind of crap. Can't you warn and put it under the fold? Jesus... Posted by: DaveS at February 24, 2010 04:32 PM (hF0Vm) Wanna know who won at lake Placid?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:35 PM (ekqTc)

64

Yeah maybe, but it is not like it used to be anyway. I just want to see some good games-like this one. Russia isn't the USSR.

Not yet.  But soon.  Trust me.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at February 24, 2010 12:36 PM (rf03a)

65

Jesus...

New hockey player ?

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:37 PM (r7Vc3)

66 Why would you expect a Canadian Olympic web with its own video player to work?

Posted by: Jack at February 24, 2010 12:37 PM (bvDV5)

67 No cheerleaders?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 24, 2010 12:38 PM (2QFX4)

68 80

Jesus...

New hockey player ?



Yeah..one of those miracle goalie types.

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:39 PM (tgXx6)

69 Jesus... New hockey player ? Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 04:37 PM (r7Vc3) Escaped mental patient living in the White House?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:39 PM (ekqTc)

70

"0-0 After 2 Periods"

This isn't that "the special challenges of women on submarine" post, again.  Is it.

LOL  

Posted by: dive! dive! at February 24, 2010 12:40 PM (ucq49)

71

New hockey player ?

Posted by: paranoid polly

Jesus Satan. He's Miroslav's brother

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 12:40 PM (QjuDE)

72 Why would you expect a Canadian Olympic web with its own video player to work?

I've had no problems at all with CTV's video feeds, either live or replays.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:41 PM (bbn3s)

73 I work at a stadium that deals with a failing hockey team and listen to their games every time I work. You'd think America actually winning would get me a little excited about hockey. Well, you'd think wrong. Still a crappy sport. Not curling crappy, but crappy nonetheless.

Posted by: SnowSoul at February 24, 2010 12:41 PM (yaf1l)

74 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:42 PM (erIg9)

75 Shit I was on the phone with my wife.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:42 PM (ekqTc)

76 88 I work at a stadium that deals with a failing hockey team and listen to their games every time I work. You'd think America actually winning would get me a little excited about hockey. Well, you'd think wrong. Still a crappy sport. Not curling crappy, but crappy nonetheless.

Posted by: SnowSoul at February 24, 2010 04:41 PM (yaf1l)


HERESY!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:43 PM (erIg9)

77 Hey, I just got banned from the 4chan /new/ board for posting a link to Ace. Is there a history there that I don't know about?

Posted by: fnavahoe at February 24, 2010 12:43 PM (86Yqr)

78 88 I work at a stadium that deals with a failing hockey team and listen to their games every time I work. You'd think America actually winning would get me a little excited about hockey. Well, you'd think wrong. Still a crappy sport. Not curling crappy, but crappy nonetheless.


Just because no one tips you while you are selling hotdogs?

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:43 PM (tgXx6)

79 Finally!

I've seen more scoring at a beta male convention hosted by a nunnery ...

Posted by: Chris R at February 24, 2010 12:43 PM (AO4qz)

80 Goal! Take that you neutral bastards!

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 12:43 PM (QjuDE)

81 Yeah !  

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:44 PM (r7Vc3)

82 93 Hey, I just got banned from the 4chan /new/ board for posting a link to Ace. Is there a history there that I don't know about?

Posted by: fnavahoe at February 24, 2010 04:43 PM (86Yqr)


4-chan fears us. And rightly so.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:45 PM (erIg9)

83 Wow. What an odd goal.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 12:45 PM (bbn3s)

84 Uh oh, that looked in?

Posted by: little evil at February 24, 2010 12:45 PM (wh2BB)

85 It's funny how passionate some people are about their apathy toward hockey. Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2010 04:44 PM (omtdM) Football is over. Spring training has hardly started. NCAA march madness has not started. NBA basketball is only for crimminals. Hey great time for hockey

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:46 PM (ekqTc)

86 Now the US goal is waved off???

Posted by: little evil at February 24, 2010 12:46 PM (wh2BB)

87 Wow, this is some nutty shit

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 12:46 PM (QjuDE)

88 I hate this helmet rule.

Weird shit.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 24, 2010 12:47 PM (9B5OK)

89 SCOOOOORE

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:47 PM (tgXx6)

90 No goal you holey cheese eating pricks!

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 12:47 PM (QjuDE)

91

WTF was that?

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:47 PM (r7Vc3)

92 that might be the pussiest interference call in olympic history.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 12:47 PM (erIg9)

93 We can haz scorez?

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 24, 2010 12:48 PM (CnrIa)

94 That and the fact that there aren't enough fights, but mostly, only, just the latter.

Posted by: SnowSoul at February 24, 2010 12:48 PM (yaf1l)

95

"Hey, I just got banned from the 4chan /new/ board for posting a link to Ace. Is there a history there that I don't know about?"

Well Ace was missing for awhile.  You did notice all the dead hobos around the venues?  With traces of blow on their bellies?

Posted by: Caught on yet? at February 24, 2010 12:48 PM (ucq49)

96 *Sigh of relief*

Thankfully, the Swiss shot rode the line off the post and stayed out!


Posted by: little evil at February 24, 2010 12:48 PM (wh2BB)

97 Holy fuck

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:49 PM (tgXx6)

98 We can haz shitty refereez?

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 24, 2010 12:49 PM (CnrIa)

99 @96 I hate these filthy neutrals! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me.

Posted by: Chris R at February 24, 2010 12:50 PM (AO4qz)

100 Fights should be allowed - it's hockey

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 12:51 PM (r7Vc3)

101
What happened to all the ice dancing?

Posted by: Skinny Guy in a Sequined Shirt at February 24, 2010 12:52 PM (UA4gE)

102 What is "chased out of the faceoff" mean? Why would a ref do that?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 12:52 PM (k0ls1)

103 Fights should be allowed - it's hockey Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 04:51 PM (r7Vc3) They bang each other plenty

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 24, 2010 12:53 PM (ekqTc)

104

Hey ASSWIPE,

Thanks for the spoiler alert.  Not all of us can watch tv while at work and wanted to be able to watch our DVred version of the game when we got home.

Can't you at least put it below the fold?  This is the second time you've done it.

 

 

 

Posted by: Mike at February 24, 2010 12:54 PM (T1boi)

105 Rd, because one of them leans too far in, or drops too fast or something else.

Sometimes it's because of the Axe deodorant they wear.

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 12:54 PM (QjuDE)

106

--Ditto

Posted by: Sweden at February 24, 2010 04:52 PM (omtdM)

Fuck those Nazi Swedes.  We haven't forgetton.

Posted by: Norway. at February 24, 2010 12:55 PM (ucq49)

107 Is anyone able to get the nbcolympics.com feed to work?

Posted by: Doc at February 24, 2010 12:56 PM (WKOg4)

108 Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 04:52 PM (k0ls1)

The centers are supposed to be squared to each other with the visitor putting their stick down first. Failure to do that or jump the puck before it's dropped will get the center tossed.

Also, the other players are supposed to stay on their side of face off dot. If one jumps across, the center goes.

It's basically to ensure an even start.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 24, 2010 12:56 PM (9B5OK)

109 What happened to all the ice dancing?

Posted by: Skinny Guy in a Sequined Shirt at February 24, 2010 04:52 PM (UA4gE)

No need to compete, it's all over, I already won all the platinum medals.

Posted by: Whiny Russian Skating Bastard at February 24, 2010 12:56 PM (wh2BB)

110 126

Hey ASSWIPE,

Thanks for the spoiler alert.  Not all of us can watch tv while at work and wanted to be able to watch our DVred version of the game when we got home.

Can't you at least put it below the fold?  This is the second time you've done it.

 


Then turn off the computer prick

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 12:57 PM (tgXx6)

111 O.K. what's the score now? HAALP This is killing me.

Posted by: BrucetTheRobert at February 24, 2010 12:57 PM (3ZwGl)

112 Go USA!!!  Just got the game turned on.  1-0 US, outshooting them 36-14.  Is the Swiss goalie doing that good or are we just missing chances?

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 12:57 PM (VwBHJ)

113 The Swiss goalie is very good, which is why this is a 1-0 game despite the US getting a helluva lot more shots on goal (almost 3 to 1).

Posted by: Chris R at February 24, 2010 12:58 PM (AO4qz)

114 MMMMM..I really wanna see that Swiss goalies five hole

Posted by: Andrew sullivan at February 24, 2010 12:59 PM (tgXx6)

115 Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2010 04:58 PM (omtdM)

If the Swiss had a couple of guys who could score, they'd be very dangerous.

Hell, they are dangerous as is but they just don't score much.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 24, 2010 01:00 PM (9B5OK)

116 Ooo, palindromic shot total! 41-14

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 01:01 PM (bbn3s)

117 Good for the Swiss goalie but that was just a nice save by Miller too.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:01 PM (VwBHJ)

118 Swiss men are not real men!

Posted by: Swiss Miss at February 24, 2010 01:02 PM (AO4qz)

119 Love watching Ryan Miller..dude is awesome

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 01:03 PM (tgXx6)

120 Are any morons in Cali getting the hockey game?  I can't find it.

Why am I, who is in the same fucking time zone as the Olympics, getting stuck with yet more curling? 

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2010 01:03 PM (Kn9r7)

121 We (the USA, if any worthless Euros might be wondering) should be getting one more to "ice" the game soon....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:04 PM (VwBHJ)

122

Love watching Ryan Miller..dude is awesome

Ditto.

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 01:06 PM (r7Vc3)

123 Late whistle from the refs there....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:09 PM (VwBHJ)

124 Logprof, they have to get through Russia and Sweden first.

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 01:10 PM (QjuDE)

125 149 BTW, another cool reason to want a Canada-USA Gold Medal game: it would be a cool mirror to Salt Lake City, complete if the USA wins on canadian soil.


Would be very cool..party worthy

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 01:11 PM (tgXx6)

126 Score and period please?

Posted by: BrucetTheRobert at February 24, 2010 01:12 PM (3ZwGl)

127 149 BTW, another cool reason to want a Canada-USA Gold Medal game: it would be a cool mirror to Salt Lake City, complete if the USA wins on canadian soil.         Though maybe we can get through the after-parties without trashing any hotel rooms....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:12 PM (VwBHJ)

128 WAY early to pull the goalie

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 01:12 PM (QjuDE)

129 Empty net for the SUI...put this away guys.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 24, 2010 01:12 PM (9B5OK)

130 Bruce, 1-0, 1:30 left

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 01:12 PM (QjuDE)

131 Drury! So close!

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 01:13 PM (QjuDE)

132

"one more to "ice" the game soon...."

I hope that wasn't a reference to the "Shocker Poll Result" post.  The old ice cube trick.

Posted by: abused fowl at February 24, 2010 01:13 PM (ucq49)

133 USA dominating.....that's hot!

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 01:13 PM (r7Vc3)

Posted by: Self Bullshitter at February 24, 2010 01:13 PM (k0ls1)

135 Empty netter!!!!!!

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 01:14 PM (QjuDE)

136 GOOOOOOAAALLLL.

Posted by: Self Bullshitter at February 24, 2010 01:14 PM (k0ls1)

137

"one more to "ice" the game soon...."

 

 

 

AND THERE IT IS!!!!!!  GOAL!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:14 PM (VwBHJ)

138 Nothin' but net 2-0!!

Posted by: Chris R at February 24, 2010 01:14 PM (AO4qz)

139

156

Thanks, couldn't get the NBC feed at work to work.

 

 

Posted by: BrucetTheRobert at February 24, 2010 01:15 PM (3ZwGl)

140 That's it. It's ovah!

2-0. Nice Shutout by Miller!

Posted by: little evil at February 24, 2010 01:15 PM (wh2BB)

141 gotta stop bullshitting myself

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 01:15 PM (k0ls1)

142 I know your pain, Bruce, glad to have helped, sir!

Posted by: Mortis at February 24, 2010 01:15 PM (QjuDE)

143 AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAH!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 01:15 PM (erIg9)

144 YES!!!!!

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 01:15 PM (r7Vc3)

145

Woo Hoo!

Take THAT nuetral scum!

Posted by: BrucetTheRobert at February 24, 2010 01:16 PM (3ZwGl)

146 USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: McLovin at February 24, 2010 01:16 PM (RwvN1)

147 Great game..

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 01:17 PM (tgXx6)

148 Let's all leave work and go drink. 

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 01:17 PM (r7Vc3)

149 Why does every damned hockey guy put tape on his stick?  You'd think by now manufacurers would design the sticks in such a way tape isn't necessary.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 01:18 PM (k0ls1)

150 175 Let's all leave work and go drink.


Working and drinking..joys of a home office

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 01:18 PM (tgXx6)

151 Tape fagz.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 01:18 PM (k0ls1)

152

Working and drinking..joys of a home office

Cool . Hold it up and I'll clink your glass.....  USA

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 01:19 PM (r7Vc3)

153 Two zip!  Final!

Posted by: DngrMse at February 24, 2010 01:20 PM (4t0R7)

154 clink

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 01:20 PM (tgXx6)

155 rdbrewer:

Play hockey and find out yourself

Posted by: model_1066 at February 24, 2010 01:21 PM (VnECg)

156

169

Double thanks! Made my day.

As a Minnesotan I grew up breathing and eating hockey. Although this won't ever be as good as the run that they made in 1980 it is still cool because we weren't supposed to do diddly this Olympics. Although It will never be the same because it's not true amatuers and the cold war made it so much bigger. But it's fun to watch them play well when they weren't supposed to.

You know what we need. A new rivalry. If we could just get Alquieda to form a hockey team just think how intense the game would be. Well that and the timed and shaped charge we would plant in the locker room would make it a win for sure. Plus just think how intense the fights would be!

 

 

 

Posted by: BrucetTheRobert at February 24, 2010 01:22 PM (3ZwGl)

Posted by: paranoid polly at February 24, 2010 01:23 PM (r7Vc3)

158 Working and drinking..joys of a home office

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 05:18 PM (tgXx6)

 

 

 

Oh yeah...just getting done with my first, and toasting another USA hockey win!  Home office work rocks!  (Gotta try to stay on task though)  So Cheers!

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:23 PM (VwBHJ)

159 186 Working and drinking..joys of a home office

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 05:18 PM (tgXx6)

 

 

 

Oh yeah...just getting done with my first, and toasting another USA hockey win!  Home office work rocks!  (Gotta try to stay on task though)  So Cheers!


Coworkers aren't bad either..my secretary is a jack russell and my CFO is a boston terrier

Posted by: beerologist at February 24, 2010 01:24 PM (tgXx6)

160 176 Why does every damned hockey guy put tape on his stick?  You'd think by now manufacurers would design the sticks in such a way tape isn't necessary.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 05:18 PM (k0ls1)


everyone hands are different. I can hardly play with someone else's stick. certainly not at the level of stickhandling I can with my own.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 24, 2010 01:26 PM (erIg9)

161

The greatest thing about a US win is that most American's don't care that much about it, where every other Swiss TV probably had the game on.

Cool.  We won.  That's nice.  What's that?  Why the crying, blondie?  It's only the Olympics.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 24, 2010 01:27 PM (rf03a)

162 Solid game  - US dominated, but the Swiss were dangerous.

They probably are going to need to get Drury to a bodyshop to get the dents out before the next game.

One great game down, more to come.

I started work at 4:00 AM so I could watch hockey, I think I'm going to need toothpicks.

Posted by: Robert at February 24, 2010 01:30 PM (cd6Ip)

163 What channel has Russia and the Canuckleheads?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 01:48 PM (gdC4E)

164

everyone hands are different. I can hardly play with someone else's stick. certainly not at the level of stickhandling I can with my own.

Nice confession.  I was talking about the tape that contacts the puck.  Heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 01:50 PM (gdC4E)

165 What channel has Russia and the Canuckleheads?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 05:48 PM (gdC4E)

I'm seeing a 7-10 PM ET time on CNBC.

Posted by: little evil at February 24, 2010 01:55 PM (wh2BB)

166  176 Why does every damned hockey guy put tape on his stick?  You'd think by now manufacurers would design the sticks in such a way tape isn't necessary.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 05:18 PM (k0ls1)

 

 

Everyone's different so they come up with their own taping method.  It's just whatever the individual decides is best for him. 

 

Until, of course, Obama decides that the government needs to make it "fair" and "spread the puck around" and demand that everyone conform to the same taping pattern....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:58 PM (VwBHJ)

167

Obama decides that the government needs to make it "fair" and "spread the puck around"

 

 

 

Of course, I'd be happy if he'd just...get the "puck" outta here.....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 01:59 PM (VwBHJ)

168

What the fuck kinda headline is this:

"USA-Switzerland Olympic Hockey. Final"

No fucking score!  I've told you about this before!

Posted by: couldn't help myself at February 24, 2010 02:02 PM (ucq49)

169

Fuck those Nazi Swedes.  We haven't forgetton.

Posted by: Norway. at February 24, 2010 04:55 PM (ucq49)

Fuck you, Stalinist dupes.

Posted by: Finland at February 24, 2010 02:21 PM (KdA1d)

170 NCRef, yeah, I was thinking the taping has more of a ritual purpose than a tangible effect. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 02:24 PM (Atskn)

171

Fuck you, Stalinist dupes.

Posted by: Finland at February 24, 2010 06:21 PM

Finland, Finland, Finland!

The Finland national anthem.  Lovely song.  I think I'll root for Finland.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2010 02:28 PM (Atskn)

172 Tonight we all wear the mullet

Posted by: robtr at February 24, 2010 03:05 PM (fwSHf)

173

"Nice confession.  I was talking about the tape that contacts the puck.  Heh."

Duly noted.  Many revelations here lately.  Dudes, we thought were chicks.  Chicks, we thought were dudes. 

Posted by: AoSHQ sexretary at February 24, 2010 03:26 PM (ucq49)

174 I have no idea how Mike Emrick (the play-by-play announcer for NBC and for your New Jersey Devils) still has a voice at this point.

While I like Mike Emrick, I miss hearing Gary Thorne calling games.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 24, 2010 03:26 PM (Q75cY)

175 199 NCRef, yeah, I was thinking the taping has more of a ritual purpose than a tangible effect.        Both, actually...

Posted by: NC Ref at February 24, 2010 03:28 PM (VwBHJ)

176 Anybody here watching the Canada - Russia game?

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 03:46 PM (udVuV)

177 Boyle scores!!!!, Canada 2, Russia 0

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 03:56 PM (udVuV)

178 Nash scores!!!! Canada 3, Russia 0

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 03:58 PM (udVuV)

179 Dammit, the Commie f*cks get one back.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 24, 2010 04:02 PM (bU66q)

180 Man the Russians are going to pissed if they get shut out. If you doubt me, be sure to visit any youtube videos of victories over Russians in this year's Winter Olympiad and read the comments. Of course, it could be possible that Putin is trolling youtube.

Posted by: the Scopes Monkey at February 24, 2010 04:05 PM (snlsw)

181 Goal!!!!

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:08 PM (udVuV)

182 Canada 4 - Russia 1

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:09 PM (udVuV)

183 Canada is rolling now. Did the US awake a sleeping giant????

Posted by: BlendXD at February 24, 2010 04:22 PM (awtW3)

184 Perry Goal!!!! Canada 5 - Russia 1

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:31 PM (udVuV)

185 Weber Goal!!!!!  Canada 6 - Russia 1

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:33 PM (udVuV)

186 Crap, Russian Goal.  Bad line change Canada.  Smarten up.

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:35 PM (udVuV)

187 6-1 Canada.  Uh-oh America.  The Canooks have woken up. 

btw How does it feel to be in a country that puts the ice-dancing on the first channel and the hockey game on MSNBC?  : p

Posted by: fozzy at February 24, 2010 04:36 PM (ccEuN)

188 7-1!! hahahahahahaha

Posted by: ron dorque at February 24, 2010 04:42 PM (8w6pu)

189 Perry Goal!!!! Canada 7 - Russia 2

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:42 PM (udVuV)

190 Bobby Lou nice save!!!!

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:44 PM (udVuV)

191 Crap, Ruskie goal.

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 04:47 PM (udVuV)

192 the Germans are starting to look better than the Rus..hahahahahaha

Posted by: ron dorque at February 24, 2010 04:55 PM (8w6pu)

193 I just watched what 5 minutes of Canada in keeping it in the Russian zone and it wasn't even a power play.  WTF happened to Russian hockey?  Was communism the only thing they had?

Posted by: fozzy at February 24, 2010 04:56 PM (ccEuN)

194 no caviar&vodka after this game

Posted by: ron dorque at February 24, 2010 05:25 PM (8w6pu)

195

pronger looked like pronger flattening semin,,hahahahaha

russkies are done, fuck them

Posted by: ron dorque at February 24, 2010 05:38 PM (8w6pu)

196 Canada Wins!!!!!

Posted by: qwerty1 at February 24, 2010 05:49 PM (udVuV)

197 Good win for Canada. They are absolutely on fire. I hope they don't win the next game... I wouldn't want to play them for gold.

Posted by: BlendXD at February 24, 2010 05:57 PM (awtW3)

198 Milbury just called the Russians "Eurotrash" with "no heart".

Roenick made a big "holy crap!" face, and Patrick tried to give him an opportunity to walk it back, but no dice.  Milbury stuck to his assessment

Posted by: forest at February 24, 2010 06:00 PM (cRmbe)

199

Da, da, Canada! Nyet, nyet, Soviet!

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2010 06:20 PM (KdA1d)

200 Best thing to happen to Team Canada is the loss to the U.S.  Nothing like epic embarrassment at home to knock some sense into a team.

Posted by: Masshole at February 24, 2010 06:32 PM (hjyb5)

201 I just couldn't bring myself to root for the Russians, even though the Canadians had no problem doing so against the US in the past. Yes, I remember the 1996 World Cup of Hockey, so don;t try to deny it, Canuckleheads.

I may be able to root for the Swedes, though, should they beat the Slovaks. I will do so out of self preservation, however. It appears that the the loss to the US has awakened the sleeping Canadian giant.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 24, 2010 08:25 PM (W+dDU)

202 And the USA-Canada women's game tomorrow will be more intense than any of the men's games so far, including Canada-Russia. Watch it.

Posted by: MM at February 24, 2010 08:26 PM (JyNpR)

203 When I was growing up on the hockey-soaked Canadian prairies, I was taught the ABC's of being a hockey fan: Anybody But the (Montreal) Canadiens.  There was an exception to that rule--when the Russians were in town playing.  (In those years, the Soviets played NHL teams semi-regularly.

So, given that the Russians are evil, and given that they have been such a dominant force in hockey for the last 40 years, and given that the Canadians just PUMMELLED them, this game gets my vote for BEST HOCKEY GAME EVER!!!


Posted by: Kevin Canuck at February 24, 2010 09:01 PM (eXcBd)

204 I hope they don't win the next game... I wouldn't want to play them for gold.

Why not? To have two must-watch games in a week would be fantastic.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 24, 2010 09:42 PM (Q75cY)

205 The "best player in the world" didn't do a very good job of picking up his responsibilities coming back into his own end last night.  Nash blew by him like he was a traffic cone and put one in.  Same goes for Weber earlier.

Posted by: forest at February 25, 2010 03:29 AM (cRmbe)

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