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May 24, 2010

Venus Williams Wows Paris With Forehand, Genitals
— Ace

She wears a racy, lacy dress to the French Open, appearing, in some shots, to not be wearing underwear beneath her frilly skirt.

Like (mild content warning) here.

Are you seeing what you think you're seeing? Not exactly; another picture shows her wearing shorts, and not truly "nude-colored" ones either.

But... I think they did become sort of transparent and/or match her skin tone when she sweated through them.

How can anyone top this? Three words: Maria. Sharapova. Anal.

It's going to be a good year.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM | Comments (156)
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1 Wait, on the article it says "Anal" and on the comment page it says "Facial" Now I'm confused. I can't click the link b/c I'm at work, but I assume you can see Venus Williams' testicles.

Posted by: Driver at May 24, 2010 01:39 PM (gHPak)

2 yeah I was just noticing that; I changed from anal to facial, but for some reason this version of the story, the comment-enabled one, has anal, and won't change.

Posted by: ace at May 24, 2010 01:40 PM (66DVY)

3 I knew I smelled some stank puddin'. Two tickets to stank town.

Posted by: Bret Michaels at May 24, 2010 01:41 PM (eoYse)

4 Anal. Facial. Nuance

Posted by: USA at May 24, 2010 01:41 PM (YZISw)

Classy!

Posted by: kevlarchick at May 24, 2010 01:41 PM (TNuqz)

6 i'd hit it...

Posted by: Space of Ades at May 24, 2010 01:43 PM (Efq1G)

7 I'd hit it. When does she play next?

Posted by: Gerry Owen at May 24, 2010 01:43 PM (W7JkV)

8 "Venus Williams Wows Paris With Forehand, Genitals" Best title this year, IMHO

Posted by: USA at May 24, 2010 01:43 PM (YZISw)

9 Disgusting animal.

Posted by: RKS at May 24, 2010 01:44 PM (qs11W)

Umm, am I to understand that some of you find this appealing?

*reaches for barf bag*

Posted by: laceyunderalls doesn't understand men sometimes at May 24, 2010 01:44 PM (pLTLS)

11 That's one burly dude.

Posted by: Truman North at May 24, 2010 01:44 PM (e8YaH)

12 funny, I was just picturing a lesbo threesome between me, Venus, and Gabriel Malor.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 24, 2010 01:45 PM (WmZrs)

13 Ace,
Her thighs would crack your head like a walnut.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 01:45 PM (iYbLN)

14 I'd try to hit it, but she'd probably crush me with those tree trunks.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at May 24, 2010 01:45 PM (YmPwQ)

15 I see what you're doing there Venus. And I like it.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at May 24, 2010 01:46 PM (eoYse)

16 2 yeah I was just noticing that; I changed from anal to facial, but for some reason this version of the story, the comment-enabled one, has anal, and won't change.

Posted by: ace at May 24, 2010 05:40 PM (66DVY)

Can't we just compromise, and have both?

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at May 24, 2010 01:47 PM (k4bdL)

17 Psssh. That's nothing.

Posted by: Visanthe Shianco at May 24, 2010 01:47 PM (gHPak)

18 You all wish you could have seen my bush!

Posted by: Mary Jo Fernandes at May 24, 2010 01:48 PM (SVSE7)

19

Great, Venus Williams, the even MORE ugly one.

Got any hot Michelle Obama shots while we're at it?

Posted by: s'moron at May 24, 2010 01:48 PM (UaxA0)

20 At least she has more balls than Obama.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 24, 2010 01:50 PM (xxgag)

21 Rude and crude come to mind, but that's just me

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 24, 2010 01:50 PM (0GFWk)

22 I like Venus, but sadly, this brings to mind a dancing bear in a tutu.

Posted by: damian at May 24, 2010 01:51 PM (4WbTI)

23 I think Elena Kagen may have some competition for most unappealing person in the news this month.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 01:51 PM (ML90k)

24 >>How can anyone top this? Three words: Maria. Sharapova. Anal.

Dude.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 24, 2010 01:52 PM (sGwNK)

25 gimme some of that Navratilova action, baby! yeah!

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 24, 2010 01:52 PM (WmZrs)

26 She looks like a fucking athlete. It's beautiful in a way, once you get beyond the stupid outfit. Nothing like a barbie doll. Not sexy to me either. But some kind of beauty is there.

Her sport is ridiculously difficult.

Posted by: Lex Luthor, Ruler of Australia at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (dUOK+)

27 Bah to the 'skank' comments. Venus has a very nice bod says I. What to be hot females aren't permitted to have any muscle and/or look like twigs? I think not. Is she the type I would date? No, but that's more because of my own appearance not because she's not in my taste range

(Costello voice) Those are the kind of women I'd want, but you should see the ones I get <whistles> <turns nose>

Posted by: Anc in AZ at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (psOqJ)

28 Wait till they start wearing these types of outfits on the men's PGA Tour.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (iYbLN)

29 Yeah, but look at those toned arms!

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (erIg9)

30 I see Venus's Uranus.

Posted by: wildwood at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (VSWPU)

That is klassy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (KM7Go)

32 Can't we get shots of, say, Michelle Malkin like that? See, that's the kind of thing that would get me to think about hitting the tip jar.

Posted by: Truman North at May 24, 2010 01:53 PM (e8YaH)

33

Tom Platz got nothin' on me!

Posted by: Venus Williams at May 24, 2010 01:54 PM (UaxA0)

34 Wait till they start wearing these types of outfits on the men's PGA Tour.

Golf is the new Ice Dancing?

Posted by: damian at May 24, 2010 01:54 PM (4WbTI)

35 She's at least as hot as that dude who runs on South Africa's women's track team.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2010 01:54 PM (CpbMn)

36 hey i bet it would really go over big at Wimbledon ha?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 24, 2010 01:54 PM (0GFWk)

37 hey i bet it would really go over big at Wimbledon ha?

Her Highness will not be amused.

The French have no standards.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 01:55 PM (iYbLN)

has anal, and won't change

They're all like that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 24, 2010 01:55 PM (KM7Go)

39 Any discussion of attractive female athletes begins and ends with Allison Stokke. That is all.

Posted by: Driver at May 24, 2010 01:56 PM (gHPak)

40 You have got to be kidding me!?!

Posted by: John McEnroeYou at May 24, 2010 01:56 PM (4WbTI)

41

She not a skank, she's a man. And I LIKE athletic women.

Bestial is another thing entirely.

And I don't mean it b/c she's black, but I'll denounce myself anyway.

Really, any female bodybuilder-type is going to revolt me. And I'm a damn fit guy.

Posted by: s'moron at May 24, 2010 01:56 PM (UaxA0)

Her Highness will not be amused.

For a second there, I thought you were riffing on "hineass."

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 24, 2010 01:56 PM (KM7Go)

43 Any discussion of attractive female athletes begins and ends with Allison Stokke. That is all. Posted by: Driver at May 24, 2010 05:56 PM (gHPak) OK I admit, I had to google that. But it was worth the time

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 24, 2010 01:57 PM (0GFWk)

44 We're gonna need a bigger bikini wax.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2010 01:57 PM (Q1llt)

45 Wow.

When I see that, I don't think the Tennis Game.

I think The Crying Game.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 01:58 PM (ML90k)

46 Oh rd, my pet, you need help.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 01:58 PM (iYbLN)

47 I always dress like a 19th century Parisian hooker when I play tennis. What's the problem?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 24, 2010 01:59 PM (wd0Iq)

48 @43 spose it's a matter of taste. Google up Jennifer Broomfield. Another example of very hot muscled female. And a ginger too for to steal yore soul. Yeah there's grotesquely muscled, but I think neither Broomfield or Williams have gotten to that barrier.

Posted by: Anc in AZ at May 24, 2010 01:59 PM (psOqJ)

"Umm, am I to understand that some of you find this appealing?

*reaches for barf bag*"

Truth be told- it doesn't matter what she looks like-if she is calling a guy's name, only two questions run through the male mind-

Who will know, and will my friends find out.

Posted by: Sad truth of Men at May 24, 2010 01:59 PM (W7JkV)

50 Three words: Maria. Sharapova. Anal.

Damn Ace I clicked on that three times trying to get it to link.

Posted by: Vic at May 24, 2010 01:59 PM (6taRI)

51 Any discussion of attractive female athletes begins and ends with Allison Stokke.

The link http://minx.cc/?post=228340

She will be mine, oh yes.

Posted by: damian at May 24, 2010 01:59 PM (4WbTI)

52 47 Wow.

When I see that, I don't think the Tennis Game.

I think The Crying Game.

That's hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 24, 2010 02:00 PM (sGwNK)

53 What the fuck did Ace post that link for? Does he have some kind of grudge against me? I mean, damn. I can't retreat far enough into Jeff's body cavity after seeing that.

Tell Jeff I'll come back out after that thing is killed or captured.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff's Penis at May 24, 2010 02:00 PM (Hl08B)

54 49 I always behave dress like a 19th century Parisian hooker when I watch play tennis. What's the problem?

FIFY

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 02:00 PM (iYbLN)

55 ... and she plays a damned fine game of tennis, incidentally, while we're all, as men do, discussing the appearance instead of the reason she's out there in the first place.

Posted by: Anc in AZ at May 24, 2010 02:02 PM (psOqJ)

56 She has pulse, check.
She said yes, check.
Light switch off, check.

No worries 'til morning.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 02:02 PM (ML90k)

57 I agree with what someone posted above - there's beauty in the athleticism, and she's undeniably good at what she does. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT MADE HER DECIDE TO WEAR THAT?!

Posted by: AngelEm at May 24, 2010 02:02 PM (Aq93A)

58 Three words: Maria. Sharapova. Facial.

Well, I know who the Frau is tonight, anyway.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 24, 2010 02:02 PM (6lvly)

59 Good day to you all. May all your jobs be blow jobs.

Posted by: Truman North at May 24, 2010 02:03 PM (e8YaH)

60
Jennifer Broomfield

Gah! Ze goggles do nossink.

Posted by: s'moron at May 24, 2010 02:03 PM (UaxA0)

61 Jeff,
I shall forward you an email I received today explaining how men can achieve a "Great Wall of China" length penis with their penis enlargement product.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 02:03 PM (iYbLN)

62
It's going to be a good goon year.

Posted by: Dang at May 24, 2010 02:04 PM (UA4gE)

63 I think I saw Dr. Livingston in there.

Posted by: Henry Morton Stanley at May 24, 2010 02:04 PM (Q1llt)

64 Driver, thanks for mentioning Allison Stokke.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 24, 2010 02:04 PM (KM7Go)

65 "Full Moon on Venus"

from some other blog.

Posted by: Arbalest at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (BqSr3)

66 men can achieve a "Great Wall of China" length penis with their penis enlargement product.

I could charge Arizona millions just to drop my unit on the border.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (6lvly)

67 Because I need my penis to keep the Mongols out of my 'maters.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (ML90k)

68 Yeah, I'm thinking in about 10 years, we'll be getting a biography or two and tearful confessions about steroids.

Tennis steals childhoods, but with these two, they're so desperate to just be sexy frilly girls and not the strongest female tennis players in the world.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (3clLR)

You could open beer bottles on that butt.

That in itself could be appealing.

Too bad for the sport of tennis that her "tennis skirt" makes her look like a refugee from the Chicken Ranch. I'd like to see her try an outfit like that at Wimbledon.

Posted by: Speller at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (o0R2E)

70 Y'all are seditious. Almost.

Posted by: Deval Patrick. at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (gHPak)

71 Driver, thanks for mentioning Allison Stokke.

OK, NOW I know who the Frau is tonight.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 24, 2010 02:05 PM (6lvly)

72 This will go over at Wimbledon like a day at the dentist.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 02:06 PM (ML90k)

73 If Tide Plus Febreze Freshness Sport laundry soap can get the post-game bestial sweaty funk outta those togs, it'll leave your skid marks smelling garden fresh...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at May 24, 2010 02:06 PM (LUtf5)

74 Speaking of sports.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 24, 2010 02:07 PM (sGwNK)

75 This will go over at Wimbledon like a day at the dentist. Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 06:06 PM (ML90k) yeah but from I hear a day at the Dentist is less expensive

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 24, 2010 02:07 PM (0GFWk)

76 11

Umm, am I to understand that some of you find this appealing?

*reaches for barf bag*

Posted by: laceyunderalls doesn't understand men sometimes at May 24, 2010 05:44 PM (pLTLS)

Can I borrow yours when you are done with it?

That could be a new Absolute vodka ad.

ABSOLUTELY Repulsive!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 24, 2010 02:07 PM (oIp16)

77 There's no accounting for taste.

Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at May 24, 2010 02:08 PM (VXBR1)

78 Umm, am I to understand that some of you find this appealing?

Not me. Looks like a sack of onions to me. Fuckin italics

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 24, 2010 02:08 PM (6lvly)

79 I'd rather screw the net.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 02:09 PM (ML90k)

80 I'd rather screw the net. Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 06:09 PM (ML90k) Remind me never to play with you

Posted by: The Net at May 24, 2010 02:10 PM (0GFWk)

81 See you folks later. Gotta hit the gym for some punchdowns.

Try not to get any worse.

Posted by: sifty at May 24, 2010 02:10 PM (ML90k)

82 And just like that. Women's tennis is interesting.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 24, 2010 02:10 PM (0q2P7)

83 I'm not small, Mrs. Paul. I'm "travel size." Jeff finds me very convenient for his mobile lifestyle.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff's Penis at May 24, 2010 02:11 PM (TATbF)

84 Headline of the decade.

Posted by: aquaviva at May 24, 2010 02:11 PM (chhDr)

Venus thought flashing a little cooter would bring her attention and fawning from the liberal press. In my view, all I saw was a well used Brillo Pad with sweaty lips.

Posted by: Fish at May 24, 2010 02:11 PM (M5t+h)

86 You sick sonofabitch.

Posted by: Editor at May 24, 2010 02:11 PM (pUfK9)

87 laceyunderalls doesn't understand men sometimes

Once you've seen one woman naked...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 24, 2010 02:12 PM (0q2P7)

88 I shit the bed again.

Posted by: DJIA at May 24, 2010 02:13 PM (7+pP9)

89 Not me. Looks like a sack of onions to me. Fuckin italics

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

Don't worry Herr I'm soft in all the right places.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 02:13 PM (iYbLN)

90 Venus is 6'2", weighs 245, runs a 4.5--penciled in at outside linebacker for the Giants, though scouts say she could play in the middle. Hits like a ton of bricks.

Posted by: nikkolai at May 24, 2010 02:14 PM (U0lNn)

91 Somewhere a camel is missing its toe.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2010 02:15 PM (Q1llt)

92 Who was that girl tennis player who always sweated right thru her tee shirt- Good looking gal from Argentina I think?

Posted by: The Net at May 24, 2010 02:15 PM (0GFWk)

Don't worry Herr I'm soft in all the right places.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 06:13 PM (iYbLN)

Could use some lotion on those ears, but otherwise, yeah.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 24, 2010 02:15 PM (6lvly)

94 Do not want !

Posted by: Sam at May 24, 2010 02:16 PM (Cxsey)

95

Ashley Harkleroad

tennis player? check.

athletic? check

Hot? OH HELLS YES.

Posted by: s'moron at May 24, 2010 02:16 PM (UaxA0)

96 Somewhere a camel is missing its toe.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2010 06:15 PM (Q1llt)

My feet no smell dat way!!!

Posted by: The Camel at May 24, 2010 02:16 PM (6lvly)

Could use some lotion on those ears, but otherwise, yeah.....

Posted by: Herr

Burn easy.

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 02:17 PM (iYbLN)

98 Who was that girl tennis player who always sweated right thru her tee shirt- Good looking gal from Argentina I think?

Posted by: The Net at May 24, 2010 06:15 PM (0GFWk)

Gabriella Sabatini.

Posted by: Editor at May 24, 2010 02:17 PM (pUfK9)

Posted by: The Camel at May 24, 2010 02:18 PM (6lvly)

100 Venus is 6'2", weighs 245, runs a 4.5--penciled in at outside linebacker for the Giants, though scouts say she could play in the middle. Hits like a ton of bricks.

And if your the athletic type, looking for fun hobby that pushes your physical limits maybe she could suggest a few.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 24, 2010 02:18 PM (0q2P7)

101 Gabriella Sabatini. Posted by: Editor at May 24, 2010 06:17 PM (pUfK9) Thanks. i do hear she was gay unfortunetaly

Posted by: The Net at May 24, 2010 02:18 PM (0GFWk)

102 Thems aint bloomers thems me LIPS!

Posted by: Venes Fly Trap at May 24, 2010 02:18 PM (rVJH4)

103 There's a sheep in my house.

My daughter's 4-H lamb just followed her in. Hope he doesn't shit

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 24, 2010 02:19 PM (6lvly)

104

I have personally seen both Venus and Serena departing the Palm Beach County Courthouse after responding to a lawsuit. Their team of barrister's and attendants were very impressive, with everyone dressed in black to include the sisters.

They generated a large amount of interest, and the viewing opportunity from the rear was amazing. Very large muscular legs, with expansive butts capable of balancing a martini without spillage.

Posted by: Fish at May 24, 2010 02:19 PM (M5t+h)

105 I didn't know Shaq plays tennis.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2010 02:19 PM (OW0nw)

106 Time to reminisce about Katarina Witt.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 24, 2010 02:19 PM (KM7Go)

107 There's a sheep in my house.

My daughter's 4-H lamb just followed her in. Hope he doesn't shit
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

It's a terrorist trick!

Posted by: mpfs at May 24, 2010 02:21 PM (iYbLN)

108 Tennis is a sport where the players are notorius for serving for the other team...How is your backhand shot?

Posted by: Rainbows R Us at May 24, 2010 02:21 PM (rVJH4)

109 Fish, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2010 02:21 PM (OW0nw)

110 Show me a female tennis player that actually started out as a woman.

Posted by: rightzilla at May 24, 2010 02:22 PM (rVJH4)

111 Show me a female tennis player that actually started out as a woman. Posted by: rightzilla at May 24, 2010 06:22 PM (rVJH4) Ya mean other than all the ones who have had kids?

Posted by: The Net at May 24, 2010 02:23 PM (0GFWk)

112 I guess we should be glad she doesn't play basketball, if the size of the, uh... equipment, is related.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2010 02:24 PM (Q1llt)

113 Looks like a fucking whore to me. I bet those spankies are smelling bad at the end of the match. Not a credit to her nation.

Posted by: Ken Royall at May 24, 2010 02:24 PM (9zzk+)

114
That is one ugly dude. Anyone finding that attractive needs to exit the closet.

Posted by: Some Dang Straights at May 24, 2010 02:25 PM (fx8sm)

115 Fish, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2010 06:21 PM (OW0nw)

Unsure of the reason for your post?

Posted by: Fish at May 24, 2010 02:26 PM (M5t+h)

116 http://i48.tinypic.com/kdaezd.jpg

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 24, 2010 02:26 PM (cMo6P)

117 anyone else go to sleep every night listening to looped tapes of sharapova screaming on the court? Just wondering.

Posted by: Village Idiot at May 24, 2010 02:26 PM (utXSy)

118
There's a sheep in my house.

Told you - interesting life, herr.

Also, scavenger hunt points.

Posted by: Some Dang Straights at May 24, 2010 02:27 PM (fx8sm)

119 That is one ugly dude. Anyone finding that attractive needs to exit the closet.

I think she's pretty.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at May 24, 2010 02:28 PM (6lvly)

120 115 Show me a female tennis player that actually started out as a woman.
Posted by: rightzilla at May 24, 2010 06:22 PM (rVJH4)

Ya mean other than all the ones who have had kids?

Posted by: The Net at May 24, 2010 06:23 PM (0GFWk)

Pix of the birth or it didn't happen.

Posted by: rightzilla at May 24, 2010 02:28 PM (rVJH4)

121 It's a compliment. You remind me of this retired hockey player we called Mr. Titty (he manufactures breast implants) that I rode with in the Krewe of Endymion (Mardi Gras parade). He's in his seventies and just does not give a damn. I've heard him say things that would make Madonna blush.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2010 02:29 PM (TATbF)

122 There's a sheep in my house. Think of it as a sleeping aid. You can just keep counting it over and over.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 24, 2010 02:30 PM (Q1llt)

123 There is a full moon in the house of Venus, and Sagitarius is rising....

Posted by: Gerry Owen at May 24, 2010 02:31 PM (W7JkV)

124
And no. No. The Williams sisters are not attractive.

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 24, 2010 02:32 PM (cMo6P)

125

I think she's the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

_{(h/t z ryan)}

Posted by: LaFawnduh Lucas at May 24, 2010 02:33 PM (UaxA0)

126 I think she's the prettiest girl I've ever seen. So do we, matey.

Posted by: The crew of every ship on the high seas for over six months at May 24, 2010 02:39 PM (Q1llt)

127

Jeff:

I am in my seventies, and a three tour Vietnam veteran. It is not my intent to violate anyone's sensibilities, but after a certain age, it seems almost a rite of passage to scribe frivolous banter to ward off the Grim Reaper, provide a modicum of jocularity between the farting and belching. I am a charter member of the Geezer's Club, and we do take certain liberties. Excuse me sir.

Posted by: Fish at May 24, 2010 02:39 PM (M5t+h)

128

Umm, am I to understand that some of you find this appealing?

*reaches for barf bag*

Posted by: laceyunderalls doesn't understand men sometimes at May 24, 2010 05:44 PM (pLTLS)

What? She's at least as drop-dead gorgeous as your favorite First Lady.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 02:40 PM (1fanL)

129 That's onion booty: Makes a grown man cry.

Posted by: Gibert f'in Gottfried at May 24, 2010 02:41 PM (SwkdU)

130

Mr. Venus Williams is doing it all wrong. You have to accentuate your feminine qualities to be a convincing she-male.

Posted by: Sexy sexy Thai lady-boy at May 24, 2010 02:44 PM (cekJT)

131 Any discussion of attractive female athletes begins and ends with Allison Stokke.

That is all.

Posted by: Driver at May 24, 2010 05:56 PM (gHPak)

Can I have some of that crack you're smoking?

Posted by: Anna Kournikova at May 24, 2010 02:45 PM (1fanL)

132

Can I have some of that crack you're smoking?

A smoking crack can be quite painful.

Posted by: Sexy sexy Thai lady-boy at May 24, 2010 02:47 PM (cekJT)

133 Clean-up on aisle 10. Mostly because he's a Paulnut.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 02:47 PM (1fanL)

134

What? She's at least as drop-dead gorgeous as your favorite First Lady.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 06:40 PM (1fanL)

Oh no. NO!

Michelle Obama, as un attractive as I think she is, looks like some kind of goddess compared to the Williams sisters.

If I woke up tomorrow and all women looked like the Williams sisters, I'd start sucking dick. If for no other reason than it would make me gag less.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 24, 2010 02:50 PM (oIp16)

135

If I woke up tomorrow and all women looked like the Williams sisters, I'd start sucking dick. If for no other reason than it would make me gag less.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at May 24, 2010 06:50 PM (oIp16)

Williams sisters' dick, I assume.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 24, 2010 02:53 PM (1fanL)

136 She looks like a fucking athlete. It's beautiful in a way, once you get beyond the stupid outfit. Nothing like a barbie doll. Not sexy to me either. But some kind of beauty is there.

Her sport is ridiculously difficult.

Posted by: Lex Luthor, Ruler of Australia at May 24, 2010 05:53 PM (dUOK+)

+1 on that. She's not the best looking thing on the planet, but she's fit, doesn't require a boobie belt to hide the belly, and does her job very well.

Posted by: Bill H at May 24, 2010 02:53 PM (q8CmE)

137 Wow, she looks like a badly dressed drag queen.

Posted by: Frogger at May 24, 2010 02:54 PM (gLNLT)

138

140 comments in, and I'd still hit it.

Besides, she can afford to pay my bar tab.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at May 24, 2010 02:57 PM (W7JkV)

139 and won't change.

The New Comment Thingy AI reveals its perverse tastes.

Posted by: sandy burger at May 24, 2010 02:58 PM (MT+0i)

140

+1 on that. She's not the best looking thing on the planet, but she's fit, doesn't require a boobie belt to hide the belly, and does her job very well.

Posted by: Bill H at May 24, 2010 06:53 PM (q8CmE)

You're not so bad yourself, sweet cheeks.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at May 24, 2010 02:59 PM (1fanL)

141 That's my plan, Fish - to age like Teddy Roosevelt. After his death, his VP said," Death had to take him in his sleep. If he had been awake, there'd have been a fight."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 24, 2010 03:11 PM (CpbMn)

142

I do not like tennis. But she's a conservative, and my fellow citizen, and I'd be proud to be seen with her anywhere clothed or unclothed, in whatever the hell she wants to wrap her musculature in. So there, I'm out of the closet.

And I hope she wins.

Hey, there's four or five women driving Indianapolis. Let's go make fun of them, too. D.Patrick could not carry Janet Guthrie's foundation garments.

Posted by: comatus at May 24, 2010 03:13 PM (/VEEI)

143 Baby's. Got. BACK!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at May 24, 2010 03:16 PM (badtf)

144 D.Patrick could not carry Janet Guthrie's foundation garments.

Blasphemy!

Posted by: TXMarko at May 24, 2010 03:17 PM (badtf)

145 Junk in da trunk!

Posted by: Bosk at May 24, 2010 03:25 PM (pUO5u)

146 She could probably pinch it right off inside her.

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2010 03:25 PM (nqCRm)

147 "But she's a conservative, and my fellow citizen, and I'd be proud to be seen with her anywhere clothed or unclothed, in whatever the hell she wants to wrap her musculature in. So there, I'm out of the closet."

She doesn't vote or discuss politics from what I have read, so I don't know where you are getting she is conservative. It doesn't matter, you don't show up at a pro tennis match dressed like a street whore.

Posted by: Ken Royall at May 24, 2010 03:31 PM (9zzk+)

148 Since she is not at all attractive, why do we care?

Posted by: ParisParamus at May 24, 2010 03:43 PM (GgR+e)

149

It doesn't matter, you don't show up at a pro tennis match dressed like a street whore.

They should. I'd start watching women's tennis.

Posted by: Gerry Owen at May 24, 2010 03:44 PM (W7JkV)

150 Frontal shot of Venus. Interesting - small clit for such a big woman.

Posted by: Clitlicker at May 24, 2010 05:21 PM (JpVJn)

151 Oy, sorry here is link: http://tinyurl.com/33zq26e

Posted by: Clitlicker at May 24, 2010 05:23 PM (JpVJn)

152
I've often found that people like that tend to be in very secure positions where they're either on a pension, or they

couldn't be fired unless they were in jail, or they had a nice trust fund or other backstop.

Posted by: spider costume at May 25, 2010 12:07 AM (bE5eK)

153 and so ace finds this sexy and/or arousing?

I'd put Venus and her sharp knees about 5 points below Juwanna Mann on the sexiness scale. And 80 points below any actual _female_ tennis player, golfer or athlete.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at May 25, 2010 03:21 AM (BVmgA)

154 #8 Alright, another Cav Guy....Regiment?

Posted by: Lurkin'no'mo at May 25, 2010 05:05 AM (6zvrq)

155 Those pictures are sexually confusing. It looks like a sexy woman's body being tossed about by intense magnetism or something.

Posted by: cackfinger at May 25, 2010 06:32 AM (TUBcJ)

156 ok "wfwew", but often times it's useful to look up from a "woman's" body and behold her face. Clock, stopped, mudfence, fugly tree, branch, beat nearly to death, all these keywords come to mind when you look at the thing called Venus.

Posted by: ms. docweasel at May 25, 2010 12:58 PM (BVmgA)

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