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September 24, 2010

Very Well Done Ad
— LauraW

Cheap But Good

According to tipster Krukke1 this guy is running against Keith Ellison in MN.

Baby in a business suit, selling cars. So cute I can't even stand it.

Posted by: LauraW at 07:42 AM | Comments (60)
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1 Apparently the little girl got bagging lessons at my local grocery. First the eggs, then the pineapple.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2010 07:47 AM (YXmuI)

Perhaps the candidate's surname will fool some proudly ignorant "independents and moderates" for vote for who that think is a Democrat.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at September 24, 2010 07:49 AM (HbWhE)

Fantastic!

I love the cuttie sitting in the asile mowing on Oreos!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 24, 2010 07:49 AM (pLTLS)

4 Yeah, that little chick is gonna get herself canned.

Posted by: lauraw at September 24, 2010 07:49 AM (vGbsY)

5 That's an updated version of an ad MoveOn.Org ran against President Bush around 2006.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9WKimKIyUQ

Posted by: Detroyes at September 24, 2010 07:50 AM (4T2i7)

6 At my Grocery store they 65 year old not-all-there guy drools into the bag also.

Posted by: Get off my lawn! at September 24, 2010 07:51 AM (W9YCl)

7 Ok, that's pretty cute.

Posted by: Annabelle at September 24, 2010 07:53 AM (pWgNR)

8 Damn what a shitty day at work. Where's my smokes.
I bust my ass to put a roof over our heads and you want a new pacifier?! Diapers don't grow on trees!

Posted by: Desk jockey baby in diapers, loosened tie. at September 24, 2010 07:53 AM (G60Nl)

9 Too cute!! I don't know if the majority of the Minnesotans can wrap their minds around this (these are the people that elected Jesse Ventura and Al Franken, in ADDITION to Keith Ellison for gosh sakes) but maybe they will vote for him due to the cute!!

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2010 07:53 AM (dZmFh)

10 Great add. But he should also lose some weight unless he is going for the Chris Christie look?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 24, 2010 07:53 AM (0GFWk)

11 But ... but ... but ... we're stealing from the children for the children.

Posted by: Warden at September 24, 2010 07:55 AM (fE6tn)

12 But he should also lose some weight unless he is going for the Chris Christie look?

Not this year. This year, the best bet is to be the antithesis of Obama in everything. He should probably do a Who on an innocent teleprompter.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2010 07:55 AM (YXmuI)

13 Demos = "people" in Greek, no?

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 07:55 AM (BP6Z1)

14 1 Apparently the little girl got bagging lessons at my local grocery. First the eggs, then the pineapple.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2010 11:47 AM (YXmuI)

At my grocery it's always raw chicken in the same bag as fresh veggies. Anyways, good luck to this guy but he has no chance at all to win that district.

Posted by: fozzy at September 24, 2010 07:56 AM (lPLCj)

15 logprof at September 24, 2010 11:55 AM (BP6Z1)

I'm pretty sure Demos means "racist" - most last names on Republicans mean that.

Posted by: lorien1973 at September 24, 2010 07:57 AM (IhQuA)

16 The little girl eating Oreos is obviously on a union break.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 24, 2010 07:57 AM (kFODZ)

17 Call DCFS! They put the baby out to play in traffic! (about 30 sec or so).

Posted by: CUS at September 24, 2010 07:57 AM (wOGfT)

18 14 13-nai-demos einai "people."

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2010 07:57 AM (dZmFh)

19 Great ad. Unfortunately, he will never win. MN District 5 covers Minneapolis and it's PVI is D+23.

Posted by: JC at September 24, 2010 07:57 AM (pvRt/)

I can't see the ad but I just want to say that it sucks as it does not address what I want it to address.

This might be my favorite comment. Of all time.

Gold star for you!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 24, 2010 07:58 AM (pLTLS)

21 Nice idea, we can tax kids, too. Get the IRS on this right away! I mean, shit, they're being given food, clothes, rent, utilities, schooling. That shit ain't free and can be counted as a gift.

Posted by: Economic Miracle Worker Obamaq at September 24, 2010 07:58 AM (FcR7P)

22 Joel Demos - what a Congressman should look like.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 24, 2010 07:58 AM (+tRwn)

23 Ridicule is likely the best attack on the Dems. And mocking, lots of mocking. Bring up the lack of a budget, thanks to Nancy.

Posted by: 141Driver at September 24, 2010 07:58 AM (DXa7u)

24 At my grocery it's always raw chicken in the same bag as fresh veggies. Anyways, good luck to this guy but he has no chance at all to win that district. Posted by: fozzy at September 24, 2010 11:56 AM (lPLCj) Kinda like Charlie Rangel's district?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 24, 2010 07:58 AM (0GFWk)

25 17-Minnesota unions obviously are skimping for their people-only Oreos, and not pot or Thunderbird.

Posted by: moki at September 24, 2010 07:59 AM (dZmFh)

26 He's a sacrificial lamb so I guess he decided to have fun with it. Cute kids, cute ad, mostly pointless.

Posted by: joncelli at September 24, 2010 08:00 AM (RD7QR)

27 MN CD5 pushed former Rep. Martin Sabo into early retirement for the "crime" of not being progressive enough to properly reflect the district. Thus, we are stuck with Keith X for all-time.

Posted by: tingles at September 24, 2010 08:01 AM (X6fyr)

28 Posted by: nevergiveup at September 24, 2010 11:58 AM (0GFWk)
It's been a D district since 1963, and only 3 different reps in all that time.

Posted by: fozzy at September 24, 2010 08:01 AM (lPLCj)

29 This ad would make Shamir Shabazz' head explode. (or whatever the hell his invented name is. The 'pollworker' featured in the Beck report in the last thread). So many crackah-babies, such a little club.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2010 08:01 AM (FcR7P)

30 I wasn't impressed. I'm a single issue voter and this didn't address my issue. I don't know how he comes down on masturbation.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 24, 2010 08:01 AM (xxgag)

31 That pineapple was kinda small. I don't know what I mean by that.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 24, 2010 08:03 AM (HaYO4)

32 He'll never win if he doesn't run. His message will never get out if he keeps silent. Nothing will change if nobody tries to change it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2010 08:04 AM (FcR7P)

33 I thought it was pretty effective, makes you want to watch and points to the massive debt brought on by the demotards.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 24, 2010 08:05 AM (L8kaT)

34 polynikes sings "I'm on the top of the world...and I'm bound to fallllll"

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2010 08:05 AM (XdlcF)

35 Joanie, you are cleary racist against Hawaiians.

Posted by: Mama AJ at September 24, 2010 08:06 AM (XdlcF)

36 >>I don't know how he comes down on masturbation. Statistically, it would be with his right hand.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2010 08:07 AM (VW9/y)

37 Posted by: Ditz that was on the ONT last night who deserves abuse, and was dumb enough to leave a link to his w at September 24, 2010 12:06 PM (OWjjx)

--Do you mean Pecker Nosworthy, a.k.a. "Noz"?

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 08:08 AM (BP6Z1)

38 I'm guessing any ad that showed Christopher Coates testifying about the DoJ's totally illegal perversion of the Voting Rights Act to favor minority thugs wouldn't get much attention.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 24, 2010 08:09 AM (Ulu3i)

39 LOL, pineapple egg bake coming up. That has to be better than any attack ad.

Posted by: Vic at September 24, 2010 08:09 AM (/jbAw)

Posted by: Ditz that was on the ONT last night who deserves abuse, and was dumb enough to leave a link

*curls up in ball in corner*

Cripes, let's not revisit that!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 24, 2010 08:10 AM (pLTLS)

41 [But he should also lose some weight unless he is going for the Chris Christie look?] Do we have to dog every single candidate? Big deal. He's a little overweight. Who the fuck cares? A bunch of malevolent totalitarians are busy stealing our money, jamming economy-destroying legislation down our throats, taking over businesses, shredding contract law, threatening insurance companies, and suing states who try to protect their borders. Anyone who has a problem with that gets called a racist. If they're too loud with their disagreement they also get investigated, smeared and audited. I'm guessing a few extra lbs on our candidates isn't such a big fucking deal to the voters right now. Pointing out his weight is kinda like complaining that you don't like the shade of lipstick your wife picked to wear while she's busy giving you a blowjob.

Posted by: Warden at September 24, 2010 08:11 AM (fE6tn)

42 all i want is my freedom cons

and not paying for your dumb childrens

can you leave me alone, cons?

Posted by: RayKONNNNN at September 24, 2010 08:11 AM (BP6Z1)

43 I'll bet some money a bunch of Democrats will vote for him by accident in Nov. They'll see "Demo" from "Demos" and just pull the lever out of reflex.

Posted by: USMC at September 24, 2010 08:11 AM (Cblyc)

Cripes, let's not revisit that!!

Wait, that should have read, "let's not revisit that fatass unemployed people!"

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 24, 2010 08:12 AM (pLTLS)

just pull the lever out of reflex

Stop talking about masturbation!!

Posted by: C. O'D. at September 24, 2010 08:13 AM (XdlcF)

Of course. Now, I am not suggesting you should not go to post number 32 I think of the ONT last night and click on the link and leave nasty messages/comments for him.

Not at all.

Posted by: AOSHQ Union "Steward" at September 24, 2010 12:11 PM (OWjjx)

--Wow, 4 posts total since New Year's Day 2009.

Some of us have gotten laid more frequently than that.

Posted by: logprof at September 24, 2010 08:16 AM (BP6Z1)

"Joanie, you are cleary racist against Hawaiians"

Citrus does not belong on pizza nor in my pants.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 24, 2010 08:18 AM (HaYO4)

48 Wait, pineapple isn't a citrus fruit. I apologize.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 24, 2010 08:19 AM (HaYO4)

49 Call DSS. Right Wing child exploitation. Not to mention all the trans fat Oreos they made that poor girl eat.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at September 24, 2010 08:34 AM (e1+91)

50 He's got other great ads made on the cheap. Someone in the GOP needs to find a spot for that for that guy.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 24, 2010 08:36 AM (d4Hvj)

51 I loved the white socks and black shoes!

Posted by: Robin at September 24, 2010 08:37 AM (VY112)

52 I live in MN (outstate) Most of the state is red except for Mpls and St.Paul (well the dorks on the iron range too) Sadly the drones there pull the lever for anyone with a "D" after their name. Mpls is the San Fran of the midwest. Meaning, yea, they've turned into a shit hole. Good ad, but sadly this guy doesn't stand much of a chance. Pol Pot could run as Dem in the 5th and get elected.

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at September 24, 2010 09:07 AM (iPWmv)

53 So, do you think his last name works for or against him?

From what I understand about the district he's running in, 'DEMOS FOR CONGRESS' might work well enough to confuse the habitual democrat voters into checking his name.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 24, 2010 09:09 AM (IqIVj)

54 Great ad. Send this guy's people to the RNC. No ominous music over a list of all the crap his oponent has done. He gets his point across and at the end of the ad you like the guy. I hope he wins.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 24, 2010 09:32 AM (rurh0)

55 The kid should have been selling apples not pizzas, as a call back to the Great Depression.

Posted by: sexypig at September 24, 2010 09:53 AM (0t7L8)

56 Need an Ewok.

Posted by: EC at September 24, 2010 09:57 AM (mAhn3)

57 That is an absolute winner of a commercial. It's cute, funny, smart and effective.

Posted by: Texmom at September 24, 2010 11:07 AM (G/leG)

58 Cute, but I think he's ignoring the big gift-wrapped pink elephant campaign issue sitting in the corner of the room.

I'd hoist that 1 ton millstone of the GZM right around Ellison's neck.

Posted by: jim at September 24, 2010 11:23 AM (zw8QA)

59 Cute-- I'm baby sitting my 5 year old niece today and I can testify that with instructions, the little guys can do everything from make cupcakes, feed the livestock and make soap.

We're having a potato chip break before going back to the grind.

Posted by: EZB at September 24, 2010 11:47 AM (fa9yq)

60 Those kids are clearly Islamophobic.

Posted by: nohammernosickl at September 24, 2010 06:13 PM (Z/zYN)

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