Obama's answer? "We're not in campaign mode anymore."

That's right and that's why McCain is saying it now. He sure as hell never said a damn thing that strong in the campaign.

Why is he even there for the Republicans? 

That stuff is going to make first-class ammunition for November.

Only if we have candidates willing to use it.

After a brief period of consultation following the White House health reform summit, congressional Democrats plan to begin making the case next week for a massive, Democrats-only health care plan, party strategists told POLITICO.

A Democratic official said the six-hour summit was expected to “give a face to gridlock, in the form of House and Senate Republicans.”

Democrats plan to begin rhetorical, and perhaps legislative, steps toward the Democrats-only, or reconciliation, process early next week, the strategists said.

17 This is all sounding very very authoritarian.  Ogabe is going to make Bushitler look like Fred Rogers before he's eventually removed from office.

Kinda like having to wait for government healthcare to lance a boil....waiting for 3 more years.

the 60 cubic centimeter breast implants she so desperately needed.

Those are really tiny, Ace.  If you're looking for a "large-ish" number for your example, you need to up it to at least 400cc.  That's a large D cup.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 25, 2010 01:05 PM (554T5)

His body language screams arrogance.

As I said earlier. Obama brought his closest Advisor, Mr. Strawman, with him to this conference

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at February 25, 2010 01:07 PM (HF2US)

Epic backfire so far.

Sally Mae Hirshberg, a spry, elfin great-grandmother, 104 years young, recently forced to eat cat food because her health care provider refused to cover her for the 60 cubic centimeter breast implants she so desperately needed.

if only there were a government health plan to cover necessary medical care for our senior citizens. It would have to be huge and would need a special name/acronym  for said medical care.

Barry is sitting there thinking "I should KILL the person who came up with the idea of this stupid meeting.  They're making me look like a fool!  Wonder if I should just get up and say "I WON!".

Toomorrow: Jarrett found dead in fort marcy park

66 McCain gives with one hand and takes back with the other.

He is co-sponsoring a bill that would require the FDA to regulate vitamin and mineral supplements. So who in this scenario is beholden to Big Pharma?

John McCain, 24k gold plated hypocrite - and I campaigned for him in 2008.

Tomorrow is payday, I'm sending money to J.D.

Lunchbreak -- must be time for Obama to trudge back to the White House and get his strategery update from do some blow with Axelrod.

Posted by: Vile Roman at February 25, 2010 01:09 PM (iBzKc)

FIFY.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 25, 2010 01:01 PM (pg/HS)

I'm pretty sure this is why Stanley Ann and Lolo sent little Barry Soetoro packing back to her commie parents to deal with.

the 60 cubic centimeter breast implants she so desperately needed.

Those are really tiny, Ace.  If you're looking for a "large-ish" number for your example, you need to up it to at least 400cc.  That's a large D cup.

Posted by: EC at February 25, 2010 01:00 PM (mAhn3)

Now, now, you don't want to break her kneecaps, do you?

Did they dig up the corpsewoman with the O t-shirt at this little dog and pony show??

What was her name again? I should ask Obama. Oh wait....

I love when Donna Brazile talks for the Dems.

Posted by: sTevo at February 25, 2010 12:52 PM (oi1lt)

So a busload of B'nai B'rith delegates swerves off a Jerusalem road to avoid a goat, and it plummets into a ravine, killing everyone on board.  They all show up at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, "Gee, I'm sorry, but we weren't expecting you, so we don't have your accommodations ready.  We'll have to send you to the Other Place for a couple of weeks until the construction is finished."

Two days later, St. Peter gets a call from the Devil.  "Get these B'nai B'rith people out of here," Satan demands.  "They've only been here two days, and they've already raised $30 million in pledges to install air conditioning!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 25, 2010 01:19 PM (mR7mk)

Oh. My mistake. I must've missed that memo.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at February 25, 2010 01:21 PM (cpuvG)

Left blogosphere or right blogosphere?

Cantor... ...is definitely in campaign mode. He's talking up all the increased taxes and how that will cause people to lose their coverage.

Obama just has to sit there and take it with that pissed-off grimace.

And plot his revenge!

As opposed to the truckloads of first-class ammunition that we already have been handed by The Precedent and the dems? How much more ammunition do we need?

We are at "drop in the ocean" time regarding dem lying and idiocy.

66  And you turdbrains question why Palin would endorse McCain.  If you look at how he's been fighting this CommunistCare bill, he ain't all bad.

The problem is, like in most things, you didn't here squat from McCain until after he figured out how unpopular this whole health care nightmare bill was, then all of a sudden he's out there "leading the charge".

Look, I have a lot of respect for the man's military service, but when it comes to his politics McCain is more interested in what he thinks will gain him brownie points than in conservative values.  McCain Feingold, McCain Kennedy - bills he gained a lot of fawning over by the lamestream media for his willingness to "reach across the aisle".   McCain will throw all of us conservatives under a bus in a heartbeat if he thinks he'll get a couple of extra votes or a couple of extra minutes on the news for his efforts, don't doubt it for a minute.

His "I've always been conservative" rap didn't fool me for a minute in the last campaign, and I can only hope to God that the republicans don't lose their every loving minds and nominate this guy again in 2012.  That's what he's angling for now I'm sure, but we can only hope nobody's dumb enough to fall for it.

Posted by: Bosk at February 25, 2010 01:17 PM (pUO5u)

If he had any acting skillz, he wouldn't need a Tele-Prom-Ter, now, would he?

Look, I want to help the President, in fact I just emailed the whitehouse to explain to President Obama that when someone rear ends your car it is their insurance that pays for repairs, not yours.

I don't want people laughing at him anymore.

McShame wants the FDA to vastly expand their regulating power. He's already hard at work on another bill, allied with a scumbag dem. He's not my kind of communist-fighter.

I've gotta say something so let me step on the Bosses line.  Great googly ghosts I am out of it!  God bless me!

-Sheriff Joe

A Fistfull of Teeth!

Posted by: Crusty at February 25, 2010 01:10 PM (GvSpB)

Does anyone think that McCain would be making such a show of his conservatism if he wasn't facing a serious primary challenge?  McCain IS in campaign mode.  I put Sarah's endorsement down solely to standing by a guy who did her a solid - you know, loyalty.

Posted by: koopy at February 25, 2010 01:27 PM (ctR4U)

Not to mention that all of the House members and some of the Senators at the summit are most certainly in campaign mode, which is after all the entire reason Obama called this summit in the first place.  Of all the things he could have chosen to say, that was near the top of the stoopid list.

Megyn Kelly is destroying Linda Douglass.

But what is she wearing?

Posted by: sandy burger at February 25, 2010 01:29 PM (xsfWB)

Stolen and used without attribution.

I must say I'm surprised at how arrogant Barry looks. That arrogance really leaps off the television screen, too. I thought someone would tell him to dial it back a bit, that he doesn't have the clout he had a year ago, but I guess that didn't happen.

Oh well. Back to obstructing everything this fucknut tries to do.

And you turdbrains question why Palin would endorse McCain. 

I don't question her, I just think she's a hypocritical sell-out.

John McCain:
Damned if he does,
Damned if he doesn't.

That's because he's Satan.

Don't let today's performance fool you, McCain will be back to screwing the RNC the instant it will buy him camera time.

I haven't taken the time to read all the comments, so I hope this hasn't been mentioned before.

What pissed me off the most in this little Dem theater preformance was when Eric Cantor was discussing specific points in the bill while referencing the actual pages where those points are in the bill.   Odumbass interrupted him to slap him down about using the bill as a prop.

Well, fuck me, but isn't that what the hell this whole freakin' summitt is supposed to be about.   That's what the hell it should be about...not just crap talking points.   If you want to find consensus, you need to address specific points using the actual damn language in the bill, and debate the differences of opinion about that specific point.

This is nothing more than Dem talking points & the prez doesn't want to discuss the damn bill itself.    The Republicans are trying to address the BILL and address specific points they disagree with.   That's what a real debate should be about...not, just BS crap talking points being spewed by the Dems.

Posted by: MikeO at February 25, 2010 01:33 PM (lBmZl)

I learn something new every day.  Thanks!

 "We're not in campaign mode anymore."

Translation: "You're not in campaign mode any more, John, because you lost. Got your ass kicked, actually, by me. Pretty hard, too. But I'm still in campaign mode, and this is part of Re-elect Obama 2012. This is my show, Senator, and you're only asking me questions because I'm letting you ask me questions." (nose scratch) "So remember yourself."

 think we all know who this benefits.

Cui bono?

“If the president wanted to showcase his views, he didn’t need a six-hour summit to do it,” []..... “I’d rather have seen him clear the air and announce that reconciliation is off the table — that he didn’t support it as a senator and will not support it now.”

Johanns also sighs whenever he hears summiteers eat up time with long, winding anecdotes about health care. “I don’t deny that there are people out there who have suffered — people who’ve been mistreated by insurance companies, who didn’t get the medicine they need. I recognize that. The problem with the stories being proffered today is that they seem to imply that if you pass this big government takeover of health care, then the world immediately get better. That’s just not the case. The highest rate of denial amongst the major insurance companies in Medicare comes from Medicare. You can’t spin that.”

Megyn is looking freaking haaaaaaaawwwt.  Bunk!

All I see is a head shot. Which is great on its own, but not enough for a bunk trip. I want some legs!

Exactly.  Fuc*ing exactly.  I so hate these people.  The Republicans had better show some balls and stand up to this crap.  2/3 of Americans want to start over from stratch.  Healthbill as well as our elected demi-gods.....

Posted by: Twinks at February 25, 2010 01:33 PM (wRPBa)

It always worked for us.

All I see is a head shot. Which is great on its own, but not enough for a bunk trip. I want some legs!

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at February 25, 2010 01:40 PM (HF2US)

In red go-go boots and a plaid skirt!  Oops, wrong network.

Tomorrow on Countdown:  "The Fight For Affordable Liberty Dentures."

Megyn Kelly is destroying Linda Douglass.

Ooooh! So they did break out the corpsewoman!

Republicans and Teabaggers are approaching this issue from the wrong angle.

It's the same old story: Follow the money trail.

Democrats don't do anyhing for anybody out of the goodness of their heart, and they don't do anything for anybody, unless they have something to gain from it for themselves.

Figure out who will benefit financially from pushing through that legislation, and figure out who is already paying the Democrats or who is offering to pay them huge amounts of money in bribes to push through that legislation, and you will get to the bottom of why the Democrats are so adamant about shoving that legislation down our throats.

With that information, you will break the backs of the organization(s) who most want that legislation to pass, and you will kill it once and for all.

All of those politicians, including the Obama Administration, are corrupt as hell and they are all on the take.. They'll take bribes from just about anyone, including this country's enemies.

Figure out who will benefit financially from pushing through that legislation, and figure out who is already paying the Democrats or who is offering to pay them huge amounts of money in bribes to push through that legislation, and you will get to the bottom of why the Democrats are so adamant about shoving that legislation down our throats.

The insurance companies, with an assist from Big Pharma.

If you look at how he's been fighting this CommunistCare bill, he ain't all bad.

Only a fool would believe ANY conservative rhetoric out of that asshole.

Obama set himself up for disaster. It's him against dozens of opponents, like some video game where he's the hero, except they're all working as a team and yet separately, coming at him with a dozen different weapons.

Except he can't hit PAUSE.

Louise Slaughter, D-New York complaining that one of her constituents is forced to wear her head sisters false teeth due to a lack of insurance.

This is not so startling or impressive because Joe Biden has been wearing Paul Wellstone's dick for years. 

Yeah, but he's not being forced.

He lives in such an echo chamber. The people he talks to everyday think he is a god and it's there job to tell him about life here on earth. He was affrimative actioned through school. The internets he reads laud him and agree that those nasty republicans get in his way. The media treats him like he is a brillant hard working icon of all that is perfect. The fucking eurotrash give him a nobel peace prize for nothing. These republicans come in and disagree with him? WTF. They should be smited.

He's sitting there thinking that if he were king, or dictator, he would have them jailed and killed. He's gonna hate the consititution even more after today.

Yeah, Fox is taking a lib side of this "summit". I have always got the feeling from the way their "reporters" discussed this crap sandwich that they were in favor of it. They are also in favor of crap and tax.

If you loook at their coverage pn the web site they are using an AP article with some editing. It is the typical liberal papa from the AP.  

Louise Slaughter, D-New York

Why does she sound like she is from Mississippi?

This is not so startling or impressive because Joe Biden has been wearing Paul Wellstone's dick for years. 

Also as dentures.

Heather,

You are so right. There are tons of programs and charities that are rarely utilised. It is ridiculous. I wanted to make a joke about the dead sister's teeth, but I am too pissed off.

All I want is for just one Republican to say: "With all due respect, we came here to discuss the currents bills in Congress & see how we could come to some agreements, so we can get some kind of reform accomplished.   I just don't see how we can do that without discussing the actual language in the bill, and what it specifically means to the American people.   Mr. President I don't see that as a prop.  I see that as what the American people, who are watching across the country, want to see us do...discuss the actual bills sitting in front of us, the language therein, & what that means to American citizens."

Why the hell can't anyone take their alotted time & say just that?   Exactly what would be the prez's answer to that?

Jeez, does anyone in WA have a freakin' brain?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2010 01:52 PM (d1FhN)

Heehee.

A doctor I spoke to is convinced that the American public subsidizes the artificially low drug prices in other countries. The foreign government will tell the pharm co. that they cannot charge over a certain amount, but instead of refusing to sell there, the company will charge the legally permissible amount and overcharge in the US to make up the deficit.

I believe it. If you have insurance and go to the hospital, you're subsidizing illegal aliens and other people that can't/won't pay. That's why aspirin costs $100.00 in the hospital, and that's why they don't want you bringing your own prescription medications when you stay. If you bring your own stuff, they can't charge you an arm and a leg for it.

Posted by: GarandFan at February 25, 2010 01:49 PM (6mwMs)

FIFY

A doctor I spoke to is convinced that the American public subsidizes the artificially low drug prices in other countries. The foreign government will tell the pharm co. that they cannot charge over a certain amount, but instead of refusing to sell there, the company will charge the legally permissible amount and overcharge in the US to make up the deficit.

I'd call this an iron-clad fact.  Or two.

Posted by: Crusty at February 25, 2010 01:10 PM (GvSpB)

 If she doesn't endorse him, the MSM says "oh so he was good enough to be his VP, but now you aren't endorsing him for his senate seat.". Why would she just hand them that ammo? Endorsing him doesn't hurt her one whit.

Steph 148 What pissed me off the most in this little Dem theater preformance was when Eric Cantor was discussing specific points in the bill while referencing the actual pages where those points are in the bill. Odumbass interrupted him to slap him down about using the bill as a prop.

Agreed, that's going to be the takeaway from all this:

Obama's pie-in-the-sky talking-points = substance
The actual bill = prop

Ultimately, the electorate is going to make this equation:

Obama = incompetent confidence trickster

Posted by: barbelle

John McCain:
Damned if he does,
Damned if he doesn't.

That's because he's Satan.

"Satan"

Megyn Kelly is destroying Linda Douglass.

But what is she wearing?

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at February 25, 2010 01:35 PM (HF2US)

does it really matter? that woman is all kinds of cracker-worthy

Posted by: dan in michigan at February 25, 2010 01:52 PM (9jRMu)"

and the upside is it made Obama look like a pissant.

I did see Joe Biden erupt into some bellicose noise for about two or three seconds before he slumped back into his chair.

That was worth it.

I did see Joe Biden erupt into some bellicose noise for about two or three seconds before he slumped back into his chair.

That was worth it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 25, 2010 01:58 PM (P33XN)

choked on a crayon?

"Dems don't have the votes for reconciliation"

I don't believe they have a problem in the Senate.

This dog and pony show may be shut down before six hours run. For once, the GOP congressional delegation deserves a great deal of praise.

"Just got a Megyn beaver shot"

Was it a Sharon Stone moment?

The sound bites on ABC news during Rush quote Obama "We have to do this to help the american people."

They didn't need this summit to give the state news media sound bites. They could just have read them off from Rahm. Why all the bother? Stupid state media--they can't even do that right.

Once again, nothing over the top loopy about that.  It's so excellent that we have Obama instead of him, right? Frog in water, country sodomized and all that..

...and if you had McCain right now you'd have anmesty in place and a solidly Democratic country forever.  McCain or Obama, it's just the speed of the march down the same road.

He will be screwing the republican national committee... 'K...

Yeah, such concepts tend to confuse Stupid People.

I don't think the prez knows the saying:  'Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me'.

We've been thru this crap once with the last sit-down with Repubs.   People are looking for some substance out of this & they're just not getting it from the Dems.   I think they'll see the Repubs trying to talk about the actual bills, but Odumbass is just not letting it happen.

Gawd, I despise these people more every freakin' day.

Posted by: Zimriel at February 25, 2010 02:05 PM (9Sbz+)

Take it back, asshole.

The insurance companies, with an assist from Big Pharma.

I don't think so. I'm more inclined to suspect that it's the healthcare industry, including doctors who are the principal stockholders, and in some cases, the owners of corporations who operate hospitals, clinics, nursing homes and private duty nursing agencies. Those doctors and their corporations are the ones who have the most to gain from that legislation, contrary to what their phony and deceptive whining would lead you to believe. They're as sleazy as attorneys are, maybe even sleazier.

Louise Slaughter, D-New York

Why does she sound like she is from Mississippi?

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2010 01:51 PM (cibcu)

Louise Slaughter was born a little slave girl in Dog Hollow, Mississippi where she was forced to screw the evil white plantation owner and his six sons.  After giving birth to Ramesha, Vanesha, Manesha, and Kanesha, she escaped on the Underground Railroad to New York where she worked as a stripper at Platimum Plus.  Only later did she discover she could be a whore in Congress without the necessity of flat backing.  Louise lives in Brooklyn with her five cats and her bestest and foreverist friend Shanisha.

It gives me such a warm feeling that, as we speak, someone out there on the intertubes is crafting Herr Hitler's bunker tirade, and it will absolutely nail the true meaning of this farce!

A not so casual observation at February 25, 2010 02:06 PM (ITzbJ)

It is the insurance companies, though. They stand to gain millions of new customers when the government mandates that all those young people must have coverage. And Big Pharma brokered a multi-billion dollar deal with Barry.

Oh, oh oh! I want to hear what Sheila Jackson Lee has to say, too. Partly because she represents some of my fellow Houstoners, but mostly because she's stupid.

Come on, just because she doesn't know the difference between Mars and the Moon, it doesn't mean that...

Well okay, I guess it does.

"After mentioning the Louisiana Purchase and the Cornhusker Kickback, ..."

Not the FL fluff?  CT Con?

McCain might make a good SecDef in a Palin Admin.

McCain might make a good SecDef in a Palin Admin.

Only if he reconsiders his stance on Gitmo and his overly broad definition of "torture."

With all these sob stories, why didn't anyone think to bring a violinist to this thing?

Oh God, wouldn't that just be hilarious!!?

Oh God, wouldn't that just be hilarious!!?

Perhaps they can just get Biden to hum softly in the background.  It would finally give him something useful to do.

Is there any off button on this stupid son of a bitch?

You will REALLY need to be more specific.

"SEGREGATION ????   Are you fucking kidding me?"

Yeppers.  segregration.  Segregating the fruits of the productive (and giving it to the non-productive.

McCain might make a good SecDef in a Palin Admin.

He would do better goingback to AZ to clean out the spittoons in Old Toombstone.

Of course once hired to that he would fight with the customers all day and drive off the tourists.

In short, he needs to take his sorry ass home and contemplate his sins for the last two or three decades.  

Didn't obama say "let me brief"?

Ah, the dulcet tones of a trained orator...

Remember, it's a gift.

Posted by: Mjim at February 25, 2010 02:25 PM (mMdWG)

This might be the most "work" he's ever gotten done in a day

"Having everyone in the same pool reduces costs for everyone."

Bullshit.  It reduces costs for higher risk individuals, and increases costs for lower risk individuals. 

It also happens to crowd the freakin' pool.  People drown that way.

How about the Rs throw in the sad story of the Canadian politician who had to fly to Miami for treatment?  His heart, his choice...

I tell ya, brings tears to my eyes...

Let's all get in that pool, Canucks and Texans, cheek by jowl!

When you put it that way, it sounds kinda fun.

Posted by: real joe at February 25, 2010 01:48 PM (WjerO)

Yes, and it's very simple.  The US price includes recouping all of the development, investment in manufacturing plant, and initial marketing costs of bringing the drug to market: those costs are divided over the estimated total US unit sales of the drug and added to the manufacturing cost and the profit margin.  The overseas price excludes all the fixed costs and just covers the manufacturing cost plus a profit margin.

Is the drug company "overcharging" the US customer?  Not on the basis that it's just charging for its costs plus a reasonable profit.  But the company definitely is undercharging the overseas customer by not asking that customer to pay towards the fixed costs of bringing the drug to market.  If the market were to be "harmonized" by allowing re-importation so that US consumers didn't pay towards those fixed costs, then nobody would be paying the costs of developing new drugs and bringing them to market, and presto! no new drugs!

Is syrup involved?

Posted by: beerologist at February 25, 2010 02:22 PM (tgXx6)

The sole purpose of that phrase is to destroy brevity.

"Is the TOTUS in attendance ?"

Under the table.  Helping Barry gird his loins.  or something

348 The Dems have more fake stories than the Penthouse Forum.

The big difference is that when the Dems start talking, you know someone's getting fucked.

It is the insurance companies, though. They stand to gain millions of new customers when the government mandates that all those young people must have coverage. And Big Pharma brokered a multi-billion dollar deal with Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 25, 2010 02:08 PM (P33XN)

With all due respect, Dack, I don't think so.

Insurance companies will be burned big time by that legislation.

Obama, Pelosi and Reid are liars. They appeal to ignorant, uninformed people, who know absolutely nothing about how corporations function.

The insurance companies are not our enemies, certainly not as the Democrats are disingenuously portraying them to be.

The healthcare industry is the problem. They're out of control. They're the ones who need to be reined in. They're greedy, unscrupulous and poorly managed; a recipe for mass corruption.

The big difference is that when the Dems start talking, you know someone's getting f***ked.

...and in a specific cluster kind of style.

Posted by: racefan at February 25, 2010 02:08 PM (ojTtT)

She'll milk it for all it's worth.  Cup-size-wise, I mean.

The healthcare industry is the problem. They're out of control. They're the ones who need to be reined in. They're greedy, unscrupulous and poorly managed; a recipe for mass corruption.

Posted by: A not so casual observation at February 25, 2010 02:40 PM (ITzbJ)

next you'll be telling us they're chopping off feet, and stealing fucking tonsils, right?

"Take it, Joe!"

"Uh, take it where?"

Wait a min.- perscription donuts?

....health care provider refused to cover her for the 60 cubic centimeter breast implants she so desperately needed.

THOSE WORTHLESS BASTARDS!!!!!!

Huh.......hang around her knees?    Never mind.

Ohhhh, so the Ds are going to save Social Security by offing enough people with socialized medicine before they receive their benefits, thus assuring neither ever goes bankrupt.

That's actually pretty brilliant but for the whole euthanasia part.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 25, 2010 02:47 PM (AZGON)

George, please send her to my house when you're done.  Thanks for your consideration.

Posted by: roflcopter at February 25, 2010 02:51 PM (1F2Nf)

Really!  What is that?!

Posted by: A not so casual observation at February 25, 2010 02:40 PM (ITzbJ)

The problem is not the pharma industry, or the insurance industry, or the healthcare industry.  The problem is politicians who define the problem as the pharma industry, the insurance industry and/or the healthcare industry -- and then create a morass of conflicting mandates and regulations that force those industries to twist themselves into pretzels in order to survive.

The politicians care nothing for cost-effectiveness or efficient delivery of high-quality care: their only concerns are "fairness" and "availability."  So, for example, they pass laws requiring hospitals to treat everyone who presents at an ER, but don't bother to worry about how the treatment will be paid for.  The massive dislocation from that one unfunded mandate means that everyone's costs -- insurers, hospitals, medical personnel, consumers, employers -- go up exponentially as more people turn to "free" ER care as their primary mode of interaction with the healthcare system.

And you know what?  Seniors also have to pay for the food they eat!  And the roof over their heads!!  And gas in their cars!

True, but once the death panels get rolling they won't have those concerns anymore I guess.

"... and I'm pretty sure I have a higher IQ than the rest of you do."

Unfortunately, when he says that during a WH staff meeting he's right.

Although, I think a Forum letter that includes the gal with her sister's dentures, and what goes down after she removes them, could fit the bill too.

"What goes down," not "who"?  Kinky!

Posted by: lowandslow at February 25, 2010 02:53 PM (GZitp)

Bbbbbut.....my neighbor's third cousin's dog's former owner has to wear his DEAD BROTHER'S prosthetic leg because he can't afford one himself! Oh noooeeeeesss!!!!!!!

Bbbbbut.....my neighbor's third cousin's dog's former owner has to wear his DEAD BROTHER'S prosthetic leg because he can't afford one himself! Oh noooeeeeesss!!!!!!!

And strangely enough, he wasn't even missing a leg.

Does the plan cover mental illnesses?

Barry is wishing, back in 2008, he had picked a clean, articulate black man.

I think he would settle for 1 out of 4.

"Take it, Joe!"

"Uh, take it where?"

Posted by: barbelle at February 25, 2010 02:45 PM (qF8q3)

"Take it, Joe!"

"No."

Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye & they don't have health insurance.

I had to use my dead siseter's eye.

Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye & they don't have health insurance.

I had to use my dead siseter's eye.

Posted by: Say What? at February 25, 2010 03:00 PM (vwh8M)

Again, works great for us.  Only none of us are dead.

Would I?

Peg leg!

telling a story of, say, Sally Mae Hirshberg, a spry, elfin great-grandmother, 104 years young, recently forced to eat cat food because her health care provider refused to cover her for the 60 cubic centimeter breast implants she so desperately needed.

I've gotta right to work as a stripper just as much as anyone else, Ace.

Yeah, such concepts tend to confuse Stupid People.

So the RNC is what you owe your allegiance to, huh. Are they always true to cause? Michael Steel going to get screwed by bad 'ol Mac? The RNC endorsed McCain for president Miss Smartypants.

I'm pretty certain the Dead Kennedys did a song about that.

Standing up proud at being #1 of this thread. First ever for me.

And the last word also......

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