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November 01, 2010

Video Metaphor of the Day
— Ace

Via American Elephant, urging you to vote-- particularly if you're in a Blue State or blue district and your "vote doesn't count." Oh, this year, yeah, it does -- there is a nontrivial chance your vote will end up making the difference. There are seats that haven't been polled at all all cycle, and no one knows where the incumbent is in these situations.

You combine:

1) An already depressed/unenthusiastic Democratic base, with

2) Democrats just assuming their vote isn't even needed anyway, with

3) Pissed off independents casting what they think is a protest vote, with

4) Republican voters, generally self-suppressing owing to feelings of futility, suddenly coming out of the woodwork to vote, and you've got a major unexpected bonus-damage upset on your hands.

This is why Karen Harrington just might beat Debbie Wasserman-Schultz in FL-20, or John Dennis really could -- really could -- retire Nancy Pelosi a few months ahead of her preferred schedule.

Posted by: Ace at 03:12 PM | Comments (172)
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1 "major unexpected bonus damage"? The GOP is gonna roll a natural 20 twice? And first... ish.

Posted by: SoupOrMan at November 01, 2010 03:13 PM (fCYYN)

2 Critical hits multiplier.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:14 PM (9cflz)

3 First?

Posted by: ChuchOH at November 01, 2010 03:14 PM (nR9r6)

4 Voting is overrated.

Posted by: GREG at November 01, 2010 03:14 PM (LLZiU)

5 We have no Valu-Rite in VA.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:15 PM (9cflz)

6 Yep every vote counts. Because remember, we'll always try the courts. And our good friend election law. Rule #1 of election law = keep counting until the democrat wins. Rule #2 of election law = see Rule #1.

Posted by: DNC at November 01, 2010 03:16 PM (nIoiW)

7 Not only am I going to be part of the wave, I'm going to be the elephant in the room.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 03:17 PM (8jY0G)

8 I think Ace just reached out and touched me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 01, 2010 03:17 PM (9eDbm)

9 Too bad, Ace. I thought you had video footage of this.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 01, 2010 03:17 PM (eQPq+)

10 Massive Republican turn-out looks desperate and proof there's no wave.

Posted by: GREG at November 01, 2010 03:18 PM (LLZiU)

11 Too bad, Ace. I thought you had video footage of this.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 01, 2010 07:17 PM (eQPq+)

I'm impressed they lasted that long.

Posted by: Tami at November 01, 2010 03:19 PM (VuLos)

12 The latest PPP poll clearly states that democrats will win 100% of the congressional seats if republicans don't show up and vote on November 2nd.

Really.

Posted by: greG at November 01, 2010 03:19 PM (JhZEL)

13 All your seats are belong to us.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:21 PM (9cflz)

14 What should we be looking for in early returns to indicate a major wave?

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 01, 2010 03:21 PM (RWtqz)

15 ooooooh. retiring (aka whipping her ass) Debbie Wasserman Schultz would be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at November 01, 2010 03:21 PM (97r5C)

16 Much like an elephant surfing, all this talk of a Republibagger wave is pure fantasy!!1!!11!!

Posted by: Grigori Rasputin at November 01, 2010 03:21 PM (nR9r6)

17 Got a warning on the video. Can't open it. It's still cool as a still, though.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 03:22 PM (8jY0G)

18 Video worked for me. Downloaded it even.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:22 PM (9cflz)

19 This is why Karen Harrington just might beat Debbie Wasserman-Schultz in FL-20, or John Dennis really could -- really could -- retire Nancy Pelosi a few months ahead of her preferred schedule.

Actually no, they cannot. Optimism is one thing but this is full-bore lunacy.

Before tomorrow's over with we're all going to be depressed we didn't win 200 seats.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 01, 2010 03:22 PM (Ufaw3)

20 Not sure I want to see DeBAAAAY gone.
Having a pet lunatic in Florida - other than Grayson that is - that can't get through an interview without slurring out some insane lie straight to your face would be like Shaun keeping Ed around after the rest of the walkers have been gunned down.

Posted by: Shwing N. Richard the T'rd at November 01, 2010 03:24 PM (77cMq)

21 That is the only surfer I ever saw that wasn't high.

Posted by: sifty at November 01, 2010 03:24 PM (bNuUU)

22 HA! Love the elephant surfing.. awesome

Posted by: Timbo at November 01, 2010 03:24 PM (ph9vn)

23 Soona Try this.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:24 PM (9cflz)

24 Soap Johnson is Right!

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:25 PM (bNuUU)

25 What's the over/under on Dem spin tomorrow? What will be declared a Dem victory by the MSM? If Reps gain, say, 55 seats, will the say "Ha! it's better than we expected! Dems beat back the tide!" 65? 75?

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 01, 2010 03:25 PM (c1oyg)

26 Metaphor for Dems after tomorrow.

Posted by: Jose at November 01, 2010 03:26 PM (mnYZc)

I bought vanilla flavored for a Mike Coffman win.

A Ken Buck win brings out the chocolate flavored.

I have a special vanilla/chocolate flavored swirl if Tom Tancredo pulls it off for governor.

Then all other national victories bring out the red Jello.

Good thing ants are not in season... {:<

Posted by: PugBoo at November 01, 2010 03:26 PM (h3ZPT)

28 Anything less than an armed overthrow of the United States government by Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh will be portrayed as a win for Democrats tomorrow.

Posted by: sifty at November 01, 2010 03:27 PM (bNuUU)

29 For you morons so inclined, don't forget to pray for our nation tonight. We need it desparately. Then go out in the moring and VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 03:27 PM (8jY0G)

30 24

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:28 PM (9cflz)

31 Tomorrow I gotta bust out the Nancy Pelosi toilet paper (the roll I bought for when lefty friends come to visit), slurp up a Slurpee at the voting booth, race home to turn on the tv and computer, and swill booze like a bitter, gun-clinging rube. (The booze will soothe my throat which will be raw from laughing and cackling and cheering the Dem demise. Otherwise I would simply sip tea.)

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 01, 2010 03:28 PM (ZtwUX)

32 The bigmouths at Sifty's Command Bunker and Rib Shack has been praying since November, 2008.

Posted by: sifty at November 01, 2010 03:29 PM (bNuUU)

33
THERE IS NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEE!!!!!111111!!1

Posted by: Gerg at November 01, 2010 03:30 PM (fx8sm)

34 Having a pet lunatic in Florida - other than Grayson that is - that can't get through an interview without slurring out some insane lie straight to your face would be like Shaun keeping Ed around after the rest of the walkers have been gunned down

Actually, the zombies were put to work as menial labor (collecting shopping carts and such).

Posted by: nickless at November 01, 2010 03:30 PM (MMC8r)

35 There's definitely going to be some surprises. My local race hasn't been polled at all but dems only slightly outnumber republicans here.

Posted by: JP at November 01, 2010 03:30 PM (D0WvF)

36 I know is early but I am so freaking excited for tomorrow. I was a bit too young to vote in 94 but if anything this is bigger and far more important then 94. I feel like I am about to participate in the saving of my country from the communists, the marxists, and the radicals. Its over for them now, they shot their wad in 08 and now people get it, it will be generations before people are angry and blinded enough to fall for it again. Fuck you far left for taking over our schools, our universities, brain washing our kids and, using the media to lie to us to push your agenda all of this time. On Nov 2nd 2010 we stand up cast our ballot and say you lose.

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 01, 2010 03:31 PM (R8S84)

37 If you don't cast your vote, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't cast your vote?

You! Yes, you! Don't stand still, laddie!

Posted by: schizuki at November 01, 2010 03:31 PM (M+lbD)

38 Soona Try this.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:31 PM (9cflz)

39 That wasserman bitch is particularly annoying and shrill

Posted by: dagny at November 01, 2010 03:31 PM (9vTDT)

40 How can the surf be up without a wave? And why is my mom talking about a wave of man yogurt across her chin?

Posted by: Greg the Gurgler at November 01, 2010 03:32 PM (UflKI)

41 How the hell did I get selected for the Charmin toilet paper ads in the sidebar ??

Is it because I am an ass at times ??

Posted by: TXMarko at November 01, 2010 03:33 PM (7NW7E)

42 >>John Dennis really could -- really could -- retire Nancy Pelosi

Heh. I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself, indeed.

Question-How many seats do the Dems have to lose tomorrow in order to A) Generate a primary opponent for Obama, or B) Preclude his run at reelection?

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2010 03:33 PM (Ew1k4)

43 This is gonna be one for the history books. Our children's children will read what happens tomorrow night in school!

Posted by: Joffen at November 01, 2010 03:33 PM (Mf3m7)

44 Soona Trythis.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 07:24 PM (9cflz)

It worked. Thanks.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 03:34 PM (8jY0G)

45 That wasserman bitch is particularly annoying and shrill

Posted by: dagny at November 01, 2010 07:31 PM

Yeah, you'd have to go doggie style with her.

Posted by: rdbrewer at November 01, 2010 03:35 PM (2ZFd0)

46 Sifty Johnson is right about Soap Johnson being right!

Posted by: Schizuki Johnson at November 01, 2010 03:35 PM (M+lbD)

47 I'd love to see Hoyer go down, errrr, I mean lose.

Posted by: Y-not at November 01, 2010 03:35 PM (UcOiF)

48 Two questions:

1.) I live in Delaware, and while Christine O'Donnell has fairly slim chance of winning, if by some chance she wins, what is the proper way for me to go about quoting Mel Gibson to my O'Donnell-hating co-workers? I'm thinking something along the lines of the classic "You will apologize, smile and BLOW ME! In that order!"

2.) I have a bottle of Herradura Anejo tequila waiting to celebrate tomorrow. To all the tequila/booze snobs: what's the correct way to drink good tequila? Obviously not shots, but neat? On the rocks? With lime and salt?

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 03:36 PM (cgtPQ)

49 I think some people don't vote because there are issues they haven't researched, and they think it's all or nothing.

But voting isn't the SAT. It's OK to skip questions.

Posted by: sandy burger at November 01, 2010 03:36 PM (twiRb)

50 Love the vid. Perfect metaphor.

I am so friggin excited I can't stand it and I'm freaking out because I have class tomorrow night and all I really want to do is be at home, in front of the t.v., laptop at the tips of my fingers.

Whereas football fans take the Monday after Superbowl off from work, I've chosen to take off Wednesday instead. Between staying up on AoS, waiting for all the polls to close and the up and downs that are bound to follow, I'm thinking I'll need a day to recover.

Then again, Thursday is the day I should really take off. By then, the reality will have set in that the big steaming pile that O and The Firm have created will belong to the Repubs. And O will be trying to tear them down at every possible turn, even before they are sworn in.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 03:37 PM (JItMh)

51 Raarmph!

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:37 PM (bNuUU)

52 I was feeling ever so slightly cheated in that I live in a very conservative district in very conservative Alabama, so my vote isn't really going to make much of a difference (not that I'd skip it, not a chance!). Then I remembered how much fun it is to just run the score up.

Posted by: Beth at November 01, 2010 03:37 PM (5NfIh)

53 Question-How many seats do the Dems have to lose tomorrow in order to A) Generate a primary opponent for Obama, or B) Preclude his run at reelection?

They're going to lose at least 70 seats and cede the Permanent Democratic Majority of '08 That Was Supposed to Last Forever and Ever and Ever, so I'd say the writing's already on the wall for Barry.

He'll run again, but it ain't looking good for him at all. He has neither the instincts nor the brains to save his own ass the way Clinton did post-'94.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 01, 2010 03:37 PM (Ufaw3)

2.) I have a bottle of Herradura Anejo tequila waiting to celebrate tomorrow. To all the tequila/booze snobs: what's the correct way to drink good tequila? Obviously not shots, but neat? On the rocks? With lime and salt?

That's all wasted motion. Drink it straight from the bottle.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 03:38 PM (8jY0G)

55 Vote ,vote, vote. Just for fun I have occasionally gone to Intrade. Normally doesn't mean much but the bet that the Democrat will have a majority in the Senate has gone from a surprisingly low 45% to a pudding like 41.6% in the last 3 hours. Be the wave.

Posted by: jjshaka at November 01, 2010 03:39 PM (010DR)

56
ConservativeWave gains stealth
ConservativeWave gains master of shadows
ConservativeWave gains 2 combo points from premeditation
ConservativeWave gains Shadowstep
ConservativeWave Ambushes LiberalWashington for everything they ever had
LiberalWashington Dies
You gain 15 honor points

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 01, 2010 03:39 PM (eCAn3)

57 >>That wasserman bitch is particularly annoying and shrill Word. There are so many dickhead donks I want to lose tomorrow the only thing that is going to disappoint me is if one of them survives.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2010 03:39 PM (VW9/y)

58 Will there be live-blogging tomorrow?

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 03:40 PM (JItMh)

59 Tip that f'in bottle up and let 'er slide. Good tequila will make it easy.

Be careful you don't break out in handcuffs like I used to.

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:40 PM (bNuUU)

60 55 Question-How many seats do the Dems have to lose tomorrow in order to A) Generate a primary opponent for Obama, or B) Preclude his run at reelection?

Well, a Republican Congress will give him a new scapegoat for his failures, so it might actually help him with his base. I just can't see him getting primaried.

Posted by: brak at November 01, 2010 03:40 PM (nIoiW)

61 I think we all need to just take a second here and calm down. If the worst happens, and we don't take the House, I don't want any suicide attempts. Just breathe. Maybe we'll only get 40 seats in the House and 3 or 4 seats in the Senate. We just need to mentally prepare for this possibility, just for a second. Let's all remind ourselves that the world doesn't end if we don't take the House. Please...?

Posted by: Joffen at November 01, 2010 03:40 PM (Mf3m7)

62 If you are an American citizen, there is no excuse not to vote.

I'm going to dissent respectfully. There are a lot of real, live, over-18 people born here who have no fucking business voting. The list includes but is not limited to: people voting because the cute chick with the clipboard signed them up, people who get all their information about candidates/legislation from celebrities, people who can't name the two houses of the U.S. Congress, the mentally-incapacitated people from the group home getting their ballots filled out by "volunteers", etc, etc.

Sure, they're all legally able to vote. But they shouldn't.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 01, 2010 03:40 PM (Vz9lf)

63 I am going insane waiting for it to begin.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:40 PM (9cflz)

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 07:36 PM (cgtPQ)

right out of the bottle, pudding chaser..............

Posted by: Racefan at November 01, 2010 03:41 PM (17Y0U)

65 2.) I have a bottle of Herradura Anejo tequila waiting to celebrate tomorrow. To all the tequila/booze snobs: what's the correct way to drink good tequila? Obviously not shots, but neat? On the rocks? With lime and salt?

Out of a porn star's navel. While coked out of your mind.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 01, 2010 03:41 PM (MMC8r)

66 Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 07:36 PM (cgtPQ)

Try it with one ice cube. It's a good tequila and doesn't really need anything else.

My drink will be some very good bourbon that I received as a gift.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 01, 2010 03:41 PM (LH6ir)

That's all wasted motion. Drink it straight from the bottle.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 07:38 PM (8jY0G)

I would, but I have to maintain appearances of civility (never mind that I may be dipping my gonads in vanilla/chocolate dairy product). Also, I have to work in the morning.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 03:41 PM (cgtPQ)

68 Why the hell would you want Barry not to run again? The indelible shit-stink of his total failure and unmasking is our best weapon in 2012.

Posted by: someone at November 01, 2010 03:41 PM (DfAwB)

69 CNN is spinning so fast right now it's dizzying .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 01, 2010 03:42 PM (XDeui)

70 14 What should we be looking for in early returns to indicate a major wave?

Fivethirtyeight.com has an all-in-one state-by-state closing-times-and-races-to-watch roundup.

Yeah, yeah, it's on the NYT. So what? It's good stuff. 538's been playing it fairly straight - the commenters at the Times are often NOT happy. Plus the NYT has a cool interactive district-by-district map.

http://tinyurl.com/3yuwcbc

Posted by: Knemon at November 01, 2010 03:42 PM (bWEOW)

71 56

I would go with an IV

Posted by: PugBoo at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (h3ZPT)

Then again, Thursday is the day I should really take off. By then, the reality will have set in that the big steaming pile that O and The Firm have created will belong to the Repubs.

Don't worry about the steaming pile until January. By then it'll be bigger due to the lame duck session. Until then, celebrate a couple of days and then start girding your loins.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (8jY0G)

73 Any word on where BreitBeard will be spending Tuesday night?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (9cflz)

74 Barry running again is a great thing. We just can't let ABC News pick our fuckin candidate this time.

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (bNuUU)

75 If you live in Florida, don't forget to strike a blow against "fairness" with amendments 5 & 6!!!

If they pass, they'll make Corrinne Brown's current district look relatively sane.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (JItMh)

76 The New York Times? They're like totally still printing that right?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (eCAn3)

I do hope that Vermont's results don't get called until late at night. If Leahy loses, I want Fox to run an impromptu interview with Dick Cheney gloating.

Posted by: Zimriel at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (94eYr)

78 No, no. It's futile. No Republican can ever beat the Xavier Becerra* Machine. *at least this election there's somebody running against him. XB is usually unopposed.

Posted by: Comrade Zombie Eeyore at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (BPK1+)

79 Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 01, 2010 07:40 PM (Vz9lf)

The guys who registered because the cute chick showed her tits are most definitely not going to vote. Perhaps you haven't noticed, but most guys will say and do anything for a few minutes of a hot chick's time. But as soon as she walks away, all bets are off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (LH6ir)

80 44 --This is gonna be one for the history books. Our children's children will read what happens tomorrow night in school! Not if we have anything to say about it (and we do...).

Posted by: Liberal Teachers Everywhere at November 01, 2010 03:43 PM (GXcbY)

81
Alright, time to go watch some beisbol and then the Colts beat up on the local joke of an NFL team. Late.

Posted by: Dang Straights at November 01, 2010 03:44 PM (fx8sm)

82 Oh please, please, get the lisping, frizzy-haired Debbie Wasserman-Schultz off my TV forever.

Please, Florida voters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2010 03:44 PM (UOM48)

83 So apparently there's no right (or wrong) way to tell my coworkers "I want you to apologize, smile, and BLOW ME! In that order!"

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 03:44 PM (cgtPQ)

68 Out of a porn star's navel. While coked out of your mind.

How you doin'?

Posted by: Lizzi Montanski at November 01, 2010 03:44 PM (94eYr)

85 I'm thinking something along the lines of the classic "You will apologize, smile and BLOW ME! In that order!"

I prefer the classic: "You will smile and apologize. But first, you will BLOW ME!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 01, 2010 03:46 PM (pFdEk)

86 We are sending so many Democrats and their hangers-on to the bread line tomorrow. Brings a tear to my eye like watching my son learn to walk.

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:47 PM (bNuUU)

87 35 Having a pet lunatic in Florida - other than Grayson that is - that can't get through an interview without slurring out some insane lie straight to your face would be like Shaun keeping Ed around after the rest of the walkers have been gunned down

Actually, the zombies were put to work as menial labor (collecting shopping carts and such).

That works too.

Posted by: Shwing N. Richard the T'rd at November 01, 2010 03:47 PM (77cMq)

88 I am the great cornholio.

Posted by: Beavis at November 01, 2010 03:47 PM (9cflz)

89 I prefer the classic: "You will smile and apologize. But first, you will BLOW ME!"

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 01, 2010 07:46 PM (pFdEk)

Nah, "In that order" has a sort of finality and good humor to it. Kind of like the difference between underwear and underpants.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (cgtPQ)

90 #50,Hoss my friend,I will be voting along with you tomorrow.It may be a slim chance but nothing is impossible.I don't think o'jugears and plugs were here for nothing.The lack of polling here tells me something good is going to happen.Maybe I'm wrong but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: ziptie at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (UdYT0)

91 I always vote no matter what, and will do so tomorrow. However, I live in New York City so you'll never convince me that my vote counts for anything.

Posted by: Northeast Elizabeth at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (I1MCJ)

92 I didn't know Greg's mom could surf

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, not the Queen of France at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (dS2wQ)

I just got back from replacing/repairing the Rossi and Watkins signs I put up a couple of weeks ago incase someone is waiting until tonight to fill out their ballot.

Funny how those signs ended up in front of the Murray and Inslee signs.

Hope they help.

Good job this election ace, you have been awsome, thanks.

Posted by: robtr at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (hVDig)

94 I hear they're still casting zombie parts in Atlanta for The Walking Dead.

Imagine Zombie Bwawny, Zombie Nancy, Zombie Harry, Zombie Debbie, Zombie John Barrow, etc. etc. etc.

And imagine the pissed off cop up against them. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (UOM48)

95 Any bow ties with those suits?

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (bNuUU)

96 Will the defendant please rise.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 03:48 PM (9cflz)

97 85
Alright, time to go watch some beisbol and then the Colts beat up on the local joke of an NFL team.

The Colts are going to have a tough time of it. They're running out of players.

Posted by: Y-not at November 01, 2010 03:49 PM (UcOiF)

98 #50,Hoss my friend,I will be voting along with you tomorrow.It may be a slim chance but nothing is impossible.I don't think o'jugears and plugs were here for nothing.The lack of polling here tells me something good is going to happen.Maybe I'm wrong but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: ziptie at November 01, 2010 07:48 PM (UdYT0)

I figure if Obama came to stump for Coon's twice, the polling is much worse than the whores at the News Journal portray it.

BTW, going to PuddingCon on Saturday?

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 03:50 PM (cgtPQ)

99 TSSSSSST!!! We'd better scrounge up some serious dough for last minute ads, or this fucker could go down!

Posted by: The TARP Whisperer at November 01, 2010 03:50 PM (smEKn)

100 Again, any Savannah morons show up tomorrow night at the Mulberry Inn on Bay Street. Ben Watson and other Republicans will be there (prolly his b-i-l Jack Kingston). Celebration begins at 7:30.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 01, 2010 03:50 PM (UOM48)

101 Hey, everyone! Sort of a tangential note to add to the election fever, but GUESS how seriously Bammy is taking this election. Just guess.

You know who he's going to give a super-special election day interview to? YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.

...

Okay, I'll tell you.

RYAN. FUCKING. SEACREST.

He won't give an interview to the #1 Cable News network in America, but he will clear his calendar to make room for Seacrest!

Posted by: MWR at November 01, 2010 03:50 PM (CA2NO)

102

Posted by: Joffen at November 01, 2010 07:40 PM (Mf3m7)

No, we're going to take the House. There isn't even a question of it. There isn't even the possibility we won't. And I say that as a chronic skeptic. The Democrats are just that fucked.

The only question is whether fraud keeps the Republicans to their floor of 50+ pickups.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 01, 2010 03:51 PM (Ufaw3)

103 I'm in NYC - Greenwich Village. Like, what ARE the odds?! Of course I'm voting! In the odd hope that the numb-nutsers will vote for Rent-Is-Too-Damn-High or the blonde Hooker and take away enough votes from Andrew Cor-LEE-oh-nee to let Paladino win in a shocker! VOTE-VOTE-VOTE!!!!!!!! V I C T O R Y

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2010 03:52 PM (9Cooa)

104 Must. Resist. Urge. To. Throw. Dog. Thru. Flat. Screen. During. Crist. Campaign. Ad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 01, 2010 03:53 PM (NvFZs)

105 I know who Ryan Seacrest had to blow to get that interview.

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 03:54 PM (bNuUU)

106 109...

The dog surely deserves better than that. Hell, he's probably fighting the same urge. Keep your eye on him or strap on a seatbelt to be safe.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 03:54 PM (JItMh)

107 He won't give an interview to the #1 Cable News network in America, but he will clear his calendar to make room for Seacrest!

Anyone else thinking he's inviting Hillster or Webb to mount a primary challenge?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 01, 2010 03:55 PM (NvFZs)

108 105...

It's taking all that I am to not ditch class tomorrow night and drive up there.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 03:55 PM (JItMh)

109 I know who Ryan Seacrest had to blow to get that interview.

Michelle?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2010 03:55 PM (GfGBM)

110 Hoss,Where and what time sat? I have reserves this weekend but maybe the time of said PuddingCon will be favorable.

Posted by: ziptie at November 01, 2010 03:55 PM (UdYT0)

111 Circa, where are you?

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 03:56 PM (JItMh)

112

My vote "won't count" in the House race- I live in the destable Keith Ellison's district, and his Republican opponent has seemingly funded his campaign with change he found under the couch cushions. At least he threw his hat in the ring- nobody else was even interested in running against Ellison.

Very much want to see Dayton lose in the governor race though- how anyone could consider voting for the man named in the top 5 worst Senators is beyond me. He chose not to even try to run for Senate again because he knew he'd lose... in Minnesota.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 01, 2010 03:56 PM (plsiE)

113 Circa, where are you?

South Florida environs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 01, 2010 03:57 PM (NvFZs)

114 62 Tip that f'in bottle up and let 'er slide. Good tequila will make it easy.

Be careful you don't break out in handcuffs like I used to.

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 07:40 PM (bNuUU)

But what if you want to be handcuffed, tied spread-eagle to the bed, and.....

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 01, 2010 03:57 PM (Rp/RA)

115 >>The only question is whether fraud keeps the Republicans to their floor of 50+ pickups. Not enough fraud available. The floor is a lot closer to 60+ than 50 and there is real potential to much higher. This is going to be awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2010 03:57 PM (VW9/y)

116 Here's what I want tomorrow: at least 55 House seats, and a 7 or 8 Senate pickup. It will be hard for Obama to spin "Republican obstruction" if the Dems still have a majority in the Senate. Plus, any crazy agenda won't pass through a GOP-heavy House. So Obama won't have a chance to control the narrative. What do you guys think? What are you all hoping for tomorrow?

Posted by: Joffen at November 01, 2010 04:00 PM (Mf3m7)

117 This is going to be awesome.

There will be at least 3 VISIBLE "WTF" moments among the goobs on the MFM tomorrow night.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 01, 2010 04:00 PM (NvFZs)

118

hoss- sorry I'm still learning my laptop and can't figure copy and paste, but I drink Milagro Anejo. Squeeze a little fresh lime juice in your shot glass and sip it. Delicious!

Posted by: jewells45 at November 01, 2010 04:01 PM (Z71Vg)

119 I'm having such a good time I'm even going to watch Olbermann. The insanity should rise to new heights.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2010 04:01 PM (VW9/y)

120 Hey libs! Eat Me!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 01, 2010 04:01 PM (2g2ex)

121 I'm probably not going to know jackshit until about 8:30 or so tomorrow night. I'm working the election as an alternate judge. Maybe I'll have a homie text me or something.

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 01, 2010 04:02 PM (Rp/RA)

122 Whoa, the chickens haven't hatched yet.

Posted by: USS Diversity at November 01, 2010 04:03 PM (RWtqz)

123 Their tears...

I will drink them.

Posted by: Warden at November 01, 2010 04:03 PM (bIBBz)

124 126 Are you a wise latina?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 04:03 PM (9cflz)

125 124 I'm having such a good time I'm even going to watch Olbermann. The insanity should rise to new heights.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2010 08:01 PM (VW9/y)

Yeah that may be the lib show to watch for shear visual enjoyment. Keefums may just have an infarction on the set live.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 01, 2010 04:03 PM (eCAn3)

126 I hope that I'm in front of a TV in time to see the first MFM breakdown. Maybe there will be tears

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 01, 2010 04:04 PM (Rp/RA)

127 Just in case there isn't enough schadenfraude to go around. May I point out that Chalres Johnson picked the exact perfect time to defect from the right. He has the political foresight of a Arlen Specter.

Posted by: Ben at November 01, 2010 04:05 PM (DKV43)

128 "Could I have ten thousand marbles please?"

Posted by: Kent Dorfman at November 01, 2010 04:05 PM (2g2ex)

129 "Could I have ten thousand marbles please?"

Posted by: Kent Dorfman at November 01, 2010 08:05 PM (2g2ex)

Cut the cake.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 01, 2010 04:06 PM (NvFZs)

130

But intrade has the Dims up by eleventy!1111!!!

Wait what?

Posted by: Delta Smelt in before the in before the troll guy at November 01, 2010 04:06 PM (AZWim)

131 What are you all hoping for tomorrow? Posted by: Joffen

I want a veto-proof majority.

I would be ecstatic with +70 House and +10 Senate, but I honestly don't think we'll get the Senate back.

I'll feel somewhat disappointed if we wind up with less than a 60 seat pick up in the House.

Posted by: Y-not at November 01, 2010 04:06 PM (UcOiF)

132 118...

I figured you might be. Crist has written off NE Florida. His ads are very few and far between but Rubio's not letting up anyway. If Rubio doesn't dominate here I would be shocked. I'm more concerned at this point about the Gubernatorial race.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 01, 2010 04:06 PM (JItMh)

133 Hahahaha. Fucking Olbermann. This is great comedy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2010 04:07 PM (VW9/y)

134 Hoss,Where and what time sat? I have reserves this weekend but maybe the time of said PuddingCon will be favorable.

Posted by: ziptie at November 01, 2010 07:55 PM (UdYT0)

7pm on Saturday at the Iron Hill Brewery on the Wilmington Riverfront. Email me at pinkertonrk1 at gmail dot com for a head count, since I need to let the place know how many people are coming.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at November 01, 2010 04:08 PM (cgtPQ)

135 November 2nd, 2010:

The day America declared war on the enemy within.

Posted by: Warden at November 01, 2010 04:08 PM (bIBBz)

136

But what if you want to be handcuffed, tied spread-eagle to the bed, and.....

Just don't drink so much you black out and then come to being handcuffed, tied spread-eagle, and oiled up by some old fat guy wearing fuzzy bright red, assless chaps.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 04:10 PM (8jY0G)

137 Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated....

Posted by: william wilson at November 01, 2010 04:11 PM (M+OJB)

138 I smell VICTORY!

It smells like Napalm and we're going to Napalm the bastards!

http://tinyurl.com/b3ay9w

Posted by: Kemp at November 01, 2010 04:12 PM (JpFM9)

139

Turk campaign is saying they are up 1 point on Cleaver and another poll showing Jacob 2 points behind. There is hope. Will be at Turks victory party tomorrow night then back home to watch liberal heads explode and partaking in copious amounts of tequila.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 01, 2010 04:12 PM (Z71Vg)

140

Just don't drink so much you black out and then come to being handcuffed, tied spread-eagle, and oiled up by some old fat guy wearing fuzzy bright red, assless chaps.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 08:10 PM (8jY0G)

Shit did I leave my webcam on again?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 01, 2010 04:12 PM (eCAn3)

141 o'Reilly is an idiot...can't be said often enough

Posted by: NfromNC at November 01, 2010 04:13 PM (kR57Q)

142 Which network has Caddell on tomorrow night, will Carville be wearing Puma sneakers?

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2010 04:13 PM (CPefM)

143

Cut the cake.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 01, 2010 08:06 PM (NvFZs)

Ramming speed!

Posted by: D-Day at November 01, 2010 04:14 PM (2g2ex)

144 #147

No

Posted by: Kemp at November 01, 2010 04:14 PM (JpFM9)

145 Holy shit! I'm missing Parker Spitzer!

_{and will continue to do so}

Posted by: Waterhouse at November 01, 2010 04:14 PM (rMzt1)

146 Carville has lost the precious.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 01, 2010 04:14 PM (9cflz)

147 147 o'Reilly is an idiot...can't be said often enough

Posted by: NfromNC at November 01, 2010 08:13 PM (kR57Q)

pucilanimous friggin blowhard.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 01, 2010 04:15 PM (eCAn3)

148 If you guys want a laugh, google the Boxer Brown Villagrosa event from today and find the newsbit with Mayor Goofball "cheering" 'Jerry! Jerry! Barbara! Barbara!' Tony's worst public appearance ever. Also the funniest.

Posted by: CAC at November 01, 2010 04:15 PM (Gr1V1)

149 Is BOR really this stupid?

Posted by: jewells45 at November 01, 2010 04:15 PM (Z71Vg)

150 "Anyone else thinking he's inviting Hillster or Webb to mount a primary challenge?"

Webb might as well try to primary Barry 'cause he ain't gonna be Senator after 2012.

Posted by: someone at November 01, 2010 04:16 PM (DfAwB)

151 Tony Villar is just about what I'd expect.

Posted by: sifty johnson at November 01, 2010 04:16 PM (bNuUU)

152 O'Reilly is only aware of himself. He will never see the this election or the reasons thereof as anything extrordinary. He sees his face on the tv moniter and that's all he wants.

Posted by: Soona at November 01, 2010 04:17 PM (8jY0G)

153 155 Is BOR really this stupid?

Posted by: jewells45 at November 01, 2010 08:15 PM (Z71Vg)

Don't know if he's stupid, so much as completely full of himself and never misses an opportunity for ego self-gratification.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 01, 2010 04:18 PM (eCAn3)

154 152 Carville has lost the precious. That is sweet.

Posted by: 4ican! at November 01, 2010 04:18 PM (Ceb/w)

155 Hoss,I shot you an E-mail.Thanks for the info.

Posted by: ziptie at November 01, 2010 04:19 PM (UdYT0)

156 I am betting BOR goes down in some sort of sexual dalliance, that level of vanity and smugness demands a frequency of blow jobs that just doesn't come in a marriage.

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2010 04:21 PM (CPefM)

157 I would love to be a fly on the wall at the Carville home, where I envision as the results come in, Mary Matalon rolling on the floor, convulsively laughing so hard that she's doubled over with tears streaming down her cheeks... ...and tapioca shooting out of her nose!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 01, 2010 04:24 PM (9Cooa)

158 You know what's fun? Go to dailykos and read any sort of "rally the troops" post. It's a day before the election and in the comments, there's still talk of disappoitment in Obama. No cap and trade, no public option, no card check, etc. They are broken, even now.

Posted by: Joffen at November 01, 2010 04:25 PM (Mf3m7)

159 _{Is BOR really this stupid?}

_{Posted by: jewells45 at November 01, 2010 08:15 PM (Z71Vg)}

_{Don't know if he's stupid, so much as completely full of himself and never misses an opportunity for ego self-gratification.}No, it's pure stupidity, amplified by arrogance

Posted by: NfromNC at November 01, 2010 04:32 PM (kR57Q)

160 Dayton is Minnesota's version of the majority of the East Coast DuPont's.

Posted by: Museisluse at November 01, 2010 04:44 PM (DTfXb)

161 Wasn't Dayton the one who ran out of town when he thought there was a possibility of a terrorist attack in DC? If so, the guy is a coward.

Also, we will never be rid of Wasserman-Schultz on TV. If she loses, Ailes will probably sign her to do commentary.

Posted by: Miss Marple at November 01, 2010 04:48 PM (aXJHp)

162

As a tortured POW of FL 20, I'd like to cling to the slender reed of hope that it's possible The Debbie could finally be relegated to her well deserved oblivion. But all you have to do is step out of your home and observe the electorate here to realize that's not going to happen. Every month I continue to live in Broward County I feel my blood pressure rise and IQ drop by 5%.

But if it does, then Ace will undeniably have his Wave. Barney Frank is less safe.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at November 01, 2010 04:56 PM (PtuJp)

163 Nice html spam you've got there @171, Truly impressive ! As for voting in blue areas, I'm Portland, OR. Chris Dudley is probably going to lose the Gov. race to retread Dem., John Kitzhaber, but it's close. My congress critter Dem. Earl Blumenauer will assuredly win re-election, still any extra votes, even for a sacrificial lamb conservative, serves to encourage others in the future.

Posted by: jbarntt at November 01, 2010 06:38 PM (UNFot)

164 May the pudding flow tomorrow like the carbon in a non-taxed ecosystem! Ouch. Better go to sleep.

Posted by: SaskMike at November 01, 2010 06:52 PM (dZW6Y)

165 Fact you left out, long time Dem voters like myself pulling the lever straight GOP tomorrow. Fuck, I voted for McGovern back in the day. can't say I liked him but Nixon was fucking weird. History, etc. When Dems have lost people like me, well, they are fucked. They will wish for Endorian anal rape after tomorrow, as a respite from, "the horror, the horror." Mistuh Kurtz, he dead.

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