March 01, 2010

Violent, Crazed Teabaggers Kill Selves, 2-Year-Old Son
— Ace

These teabaggers also attempted to murder their seven month old daughter.

She somehow survived.

Their two-year-old son was not so lucky.

Damn these Teabaggers, who shoot their own children due to fears of death panels global warming.

But their unnamed daughter cheated death after the bullet from her dad's handgun missed her vital organs.

Paramedics rushed her to hospital covered in blood when police alerted by worried neighbours discovered the massacre three days later.

The youngster is recovering in hospital in the town of Goya in the northern Argentine province of Corrientes, where doctors say she is out of danger.
Her parents said they feared the effects of global warming in a suicide note discovered by police.


Posted by: Ace at 12:11 PM | Comments (83)
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1 Proof that you cannot sell crazy without consequence.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 01, 2010 12:13 PM (xxgag)

2 They must have been visited by that "magkyl" vampire from MN.

Posted by: Vic at March 01, 2010 12:13 PM (QrA9E)

3 As much as there can be a silver lining, this is it: "Her parents said they feared the effects of global warming in a suicide note discovered by police."

Posted by: Flounder at March 01, 2010 12:16 PM (Kkt/i)

4 Well...at least now they're carbon-neutral....

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at March 01, 2010 12:16 PM (KeOQp)

5 These people are crazy, they didn't even give their daughter a name.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 01, 2010 12:16 PM (0FiCa)

6 I wasn't "cheated."  Even I thought the whole thing was fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Death at March 01, 2010 12:17 PM (QKKT0)

7 Yet another tragic example of the fatal consequences of Anthropogenic Global Warming.

Posted by: Al Gore, World-Renowned Expert on All Things Sciency at March 01, 2010 12:19 PM (QKKT0)

8

Seriously, notice this has received no mention in the USA MSM?

Posted by: eddiebear at March 01, 2010 12:19 PM (wnU1W)

9 Guess i dodged a bullet there, didn't I?

Posted by: Nameless infant at March 01, 2010 12:19 PM (tWf3S)

10

I know someone whose daughter committed suicide, nearly thirty years ago. According to him, it was because of her green beliefs: she'd just found out she was pregnant, and didn't want to bring another polluter into this world.

Not to let Algore off the hook or anything, but there will always be crazy people like this. Why they have to take the kids with them, I don't know.

Posted by: Carchemish at March 01, 2010 12:20 PM (FoYPf)

11 Two more oxygen wasters remove their carbon footprint from Gaea.

Truly committed, and commit-able.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 01, 2010 12:21 PM (pRKLf)

12

They obviously weren't concerned enough about global warming to use a carbon-neutral method of suicide.

Posted by: Cicero at March 01, 2010 12:21 PM (QKKT0)

13 They couldn't find a more green method of suicide? Seriously, think of all the gases given off when a firearm is discharged. Losers to the end.

Posted by: Penfold at March 01, 2010 12:22 PM (1PeEC)

14 Self-mulch. It's for the earth.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 01, 2010 12:22 PM (pRKLf)

15 While I thank these two folks for their concern, they could have just bought a carbon offset, and I would have been happy with that. 

Posted by: Mother Gaia at March 01, 2010 12:24 PM (wnU1W)

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 12:25 PM (mMdWG)

17 Between the tsunamis and the increasing murder suicide rate, you are absolutely coo-coo for cocoa puffs if you don't believe global warming is responsible.  Nuts I tell you!

Posted by: Joy Behar at March 01, 2010 12:25 PM (SkRi5)

18 They obviously don't understand the nuance of Global Warming Climate Change.

Posted by: Albert Gore at March 01, 2010 12:25 PM (Vu6sl)

19 One of the most common reasons given for parents killing their children in the USA (about 600 per year in the USA) is that their christian God told them to do it. I find that more tragic than funny

AOSHQ Sockpuppet Alert System: the writer of this post is actually john Ryan and can be safely ignored and/or mocked mercilessly. That is all.

Posted by: Sarah at March 01, 2010 12:26 PM (mhD2v)

20 I told you Gaia wasn't happy

Posted by: Danny Glover, Earthquake Expert at March 01, 2010 12:27 PM (wnU1W)

21

 Sarah at March 01, 2010 04:26 PM (mhD2v)

Is this a statistic like the one that says 25% of all wives get the shit kicked out of them by their husband on Super Bowl Sunday? 

Linky?

Posted by: Cicero at March 01, 2010 12:28 PM (QKKT0)

22 Remember when your dad used to chase you around with a loaded handgun, yelling about how he had to spare you and the family from the impending doom of an unsustainable, warming Earth climate? And then he'd shoot and kill you mom and brother? Oh, those crazy kid stories!

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 01, 2010 12:29 PM (iBzKc)

23 yet still better than Franken...

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2010 12:29 PM (VqDb7)

24

Hey!!!  What's with the using broad brushes to paint entire groups of people as crazies based on the actions of an individual?  Huh?

...

...

...

The message brought to you by the Committee of People to Remind the Left About Their Screedhing Habits the Next Time Pat Robertson Opens His Idiot Mouth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 01, 2010 12:31 PM (B+qrE)

25

Posted by: Sarah at March 01, 2010 04:26 PM (mhD2v)

Cite that source or screw off, you lefty bigot.

Can we now have a televised World Court hearing for Al Gore's "trial"?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 01, 2010 12:31 PM (F09Uo)

26 I feel sad for the children. The parents on the other hand just culled the herd. If only this philosophy would spread throughout the rest of the warming nuts. 

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 01, 2010 12:31 PM (XjviO)

27

i was going to make a joke, as i do love gallows humor, but children? If you want to kill youself, be my guest. I would advise against it, but I am not going to stop you, but dear god murder your children.

This is shades of Magda Goebbels.

Posted by: Ben at March 01, 2010 12:32 PM (wuv1c)

28 Can we now have a televised World Court hearing for Al Gore's "trial"?

PLEASE!

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 12:32 PM (mMdWG)

29 We actually strangle our kids or try to ram them with airplanes.

Posted by: Teabaggers of America at March 01, 2010 12:32 PM (0FiCa)

30 24 Typical shithead left-wing hypocrites.  As grown-ups, their "carbon  footprint" is much larger than their children's, so if they should have offed themselves instead. Posted by: logprof

In Argentina, too.

You'd think they'd be too busy looking for the next thing to purchase to stave off hyperinflation.

Posted by: Dianna at March 01, 2010 12:33 PM (qrFCz)

31 Sarah (#19) - and 99.9% of those people are bi-polar or schizoprenic and off their meds. 

Posted by: Dianne at March 01, 2010 12:33 PM (fPq2D)

32 I got no problem with adult lefty wackos "leading by example" and ending their carbon emissions.  But leave the kids out of it. 

Posted by: Hatchet Five at March 01, 2010 12:33 PM (yfa38)

33

but dear god why murder your children?

 

sorry, left out a key word there

Posted by: Ben at March 01, 2010 12:33 PM (wuv1c)

34 Don't get any ideas, Sarah.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 01, 2010 12:34 PM (QKKT0)

35

Part of Jim Jones final speech:

Given that reasoning, Jones and several members argued that the group should commit "revolutionary suicide" by drinking cyanide-laced grape flavored Flavor Aid (often misidentified as Kool-Aid) along with a sedative. One member, Christine Miller, dissents toward the beginning of the tape. When members apparently cried, Jones counseled "Stop this hysterics. This is not the way for people who are Socialists or Communists to die. No way for us to die. We must die with some dignity." Jones can be heard saying, "Don't be afraid to die," that death is "just stepping over into another plane" and that "[death is] a friend." At the end of the tape, Jones concludes: "We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world."

Posted by: conscious but bewildered at March 01, 2010 12:34 PM (Vu6sl)

36 What walrus said.

Posted by: sTevo at March 01, 2010 12:35 PM (Vg7x/)

37 Some people should just not be allowed to breed.

Posted by: Picric at March 01, 2010 12:36 PM (oKOn9)

38 That Jim Jones stuff creeps me out.

Proof that the mother of the idiot is always pregnant.

Posted by: Mjim at March 01, 2010 12:37 PM (mMdWG)

39 *yawn*...wake me up when an AGW nutball actually kills somebody with a hockey stick.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at March 01, 2010 12:37 PM (yUybe)

40 I repeat what I said when I first posted this here about 6 hrs ago: This is Al Gore's legacy. I read the news all damn day. I don't remember this being a common suicidal issue 15 yrs ago. Or even 10. This is just bullshit, is what it is.

Posted by: di butler at March 01, 2010 12:37 PM (S3xX1)

41 @ 38 "We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world."

"Revolutionary suicide"? What the fuck does that even mean? That nobody had ever thought of putting cyanide in grape Flavor Aid before? Geezus, these Marxists and their nonsensical mumbo-jumbo...

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 01, 2010 12:39 PM (iBzKc)

42 42 *yawn*...wake me up when an AGW nutball actually kills somebody with a hockey stick.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy

Don't give 'em any ideas!

Posted by: Dianna at March 01, 2010 12:39 PM (qrFCz)

43 Oh, and in other child killing by human garbage parents: Susan Smith was denied an appeal and given less than 3 weeks to mount a better defense. She tried to use the "my hubby was abusive" line, but the judge didn't buy it.  This just pisses me off to no end. I had 2 small children during the worst of the abuse in my marriage,  and drowning my kids was never in the equation. Burning the ex up in the bed, always an option. Fuck that goofy heifer. I wish they'd just go ahead and fry her.

Posted by: di butler at March 01, 2010 12:44 PM (S3xX1)

44 Blood is on Gore's hands, the UN's hands, those of the entire climate cult.

Posted by: real joe at March 01, 2010 12:45 PM (YpKIQ)

45

42 *yawn*...wake me up when an AGW nutball actually kills somebody with a hockey stick.

...at the rate teh crazy is hitting the news, that will be next week.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at March 01, 2010 12:45 PM (euuyg)

46 "Revolutionary suicide"? What the fuck does that even mean? That nobody had ever thought of putting cyanide in grape Flavor Aid before? Geezus, these Marxists and their nonsensical mumbo-jumbo...

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 01, 2010 04:39 PM (iBzKc)

He might have been inspired by Gandhi.

No, really!

…Gandhi’s view was that the German Jews ought to commit collective suicide, which “would have aroused the world and the people of Germany to Hitler’s violence.” After the war he justified himself: the Jews had been killed anyway, and might as well have died significantly.”

George Orwell

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 01, 2010 12:46 PM (F09Uo)

47 Sounds like it was an accident.

Posted by: Doctor Amy Bishop at March 01, 2010 12:46 PM (YCVBL)

48 Bicycle Johnson's fiancee might want to reconsider if she wants them to have children

Posted by: kbdabear at March 01, 2010 12:47 PM (sYxEE)

49 Sick. 

They can kill themsleves but dont DARE take your innocent children with you.

Al Gore

Hearings

Tree

Rope

Some assembly required.

Posted by: MelodicMetal at March 01, 2010 12:47 PM (x4S2a)

50

"We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary suicide protesting the conditions of an inhumane world."

Sounds like the work of the Judean People's Front Crack Suicide Squad 

Posted by: wiserbud at March 01, 2010 12:48 PM (tWf3S)

51 Will Al Gore be held accountable by Keith Olbermann?  Wasn't it all Al's DIRE WARNINGS that drove them to this?  Will Al ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY?

Posted by: GarandFan at March 01, 2010 12:50 PM (6mwMs)

52 "One of the most common reasons given for parents killing their children in the USA (about 600 per year in the USA) is that their christian God told them to do it. I find that more tragic than funny"

Hey John Ryan, you got any FACTS to back that up, or ar eyou just the typical lib douche who throws shit up against a wall and hope sticks?

there is absolutely nothing funny about killing children, so for you to end your fucktarded comment with "I find that more tragic than funny" trying to sound intelligent and witty only further proves how much of a herpalicious turd burglar you are.

Now go cobble up all 7 of your brain cells and go fuck a bear trap.

Posted by: MelodicMetal at March 01, 2010 12:52 PM (x4S2a)

53

How courageous of them!

Posted by: Sophomoric, Nihilistic Douchenozzle at March 01, 2010 12:53 PM (wWwJR)

54 51: I ban you from the internets! But buy a Kindle first!

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Tip Jar at March 01, 2010 12:55 PM (wnU1W)

55 I'm not completely against the AGW people offing themselves but don't have kids first.

Posted by: dagny at March 01, 2010 12:56 PM (VqDb7)

56 she's out of danger because her parents are dead.

and AlGore needs to be frogmarched into the nearest federal courthouse

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and buckets of scorn for the left at March 01, 2010 01:05 PM (erIg9)

57 Hey Algore, how's the blood on your hands taste? Buy some guilt offsets.

Posted by: Corona at March 01, 2010 01:11 PM (woZIc)

58 John ryan, you're truly an idiot.

And a gutless pussy, because you never hold your ground and defend yourself.

Posted by: nickless at March 01, 2010 01:11 PM (MMC8r)

59 The question now is, will the baby be for or against global warming?

Posted by: the Scopes Monkey at March 01, 2010 01:13 PM (snlsw)

60 I got no problem with adult lefty wackos "leading by example" and ending their carbon emissions.

Hell, I encourage it.  But leave the kids alone.

Christofascist womyn-hating observation:  If they'd killed their daughter 15 months earlier, no one would have blinked.  (I don't know what the laws are in Argentina, but certainly that's a practice recommended by the international eco-whacko community)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 01, 2010 01:14 PM (mR7mk)

61 Whatever their politics or beliefs - right or left, religious or irreligious - these things are horrifying and beyond sad.  People who do these things aren't conservative or liberal, they are sick.  Some on the left may try to make political points when a religious or conservative person does something like this.  That's wrong.  With all respect, I'd suggest it's also wrong when a conservative blog tries to make political points when a lefty does this sort of thing. 

Posted by: jdp at March 01, 2010 01:15 PM (1ndOv)

62 30 Can we now have a televised World Court hearing for Al Gore's "trial"?

 I'd be willing to spring for PPV.

 

 

 


   

Posted by: harleycowboy at March 01, 2010 01:19 PM (JKGfQ)

63
Al Gore is jubilant that there are now fewer CO2 emitters on the planet.

Where can he pick up his award?

Posted by: Dang at March 01, 2010 01:20 PM (UA4gE)

64 Hopefully when Obastard is voted out of office a whole host of libtard American socialists will protest with revolutionary suicides. 

Posted by: Reactionary at March 01, 2010 01:24 PM (4nbyM)

65 "I know someone whose daughter committed suicide, nearly thirty years ago. According to him, it was because of her green beliefs: she'd just found out she was pregnant, and didn't want to bring another polluter into this world.

"Not to let Algore off the hook or anything, but there will always be crazy people like this. Why they have to take the kids with them, I don't know."

The question answers itself based on the info you provided: With those warped beliefs, it's almost mandatory.

Anti-human beliefs should be countered with reason and decency.

Posted by: Christoph at March 01, 2010 01:31 PM (0fq7b)

66 All lefties believe they're constantly on the brink of Apocalypse.

They live in constant fear.  Government is their woobie.

They won't let go of woobie, even when it's gotten twisted around their neck.

Posted by: nickless at March 01, 2010 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

67 19 One of the most common reasons given for parents killing their children in the USA (about 600 per year in the USA) is that their christian God told them to do it. I find that more tragic than funny

Posted by: Sarah at March 01, 2010 04:26 PM (mhD2v)

Hey prick - the most common reasons given for parents killing their children in the USA is that they're inconvenient and not yet born.

Posted by: Antimatter at March 01, 2010 01:45 PM (gbCNS)

68 Sarah, Antimatter, you both have a point.

Some people -- out of delusion -- believe God told them to hurt someone, often their children (or spouse). This is awful. It does happen.

And I certainly agree abortion is awful. It's ironic that men are far more violent than women: It's in our nature.

And yet... women commit contract for more murders, in my opinion.

Posted by: Christoph at March 01, 2010 01:54 PM (0fq7b)

69 Al Gore sure earned that Nobel Peace Prize. AGW, dynamite, the PLO, Obama and Carter... Oslo knows how to pick them.

God, the fucking horror of that baby lying alone for three days with a bullet in her chest, her dead baby brother and parents next to her.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 02:30 PM (mHQ7T)

70 "I find that more tragic than funny" trying to sound intelligent and witty only further proves how much of a herpalicious turd burglar you are.

HAHAHA

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 02:33 PM (mHQ7T)

71 "God, the fucking horror of that baby lying alone for three days with a bullet in her chest, her dead baby brother and parents next to her."

Yeah.

Posted by: Christoph at March 01, 2010 03:45 PM (0fq7b)

72 I'm afraid that we can expect more of this sort of very sad news.  It seems to be a symptom of the times we live in (and I suppose it could be argued that this is the result of civilization becoming so removed from actual religious inquiry as to leave itself wide open for this sort of quasi-spiritual quackery).  When you state that you will fall for nothing, you fall for anything and everything -- and take the innocents with you.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 01, 2010 03:58 PM (5/yRG)

73 Chanting: "Gore Lied, People Died!" ...too soon?

Posted by: cheshirecat at March 01, 2010 06:49 PM (ryljC)

74 You'd think they'd be too busy looking for the next thing to purchase to stave off hyperinflation. Obviously they did...a gun. Who cares about hyperinflation when you are dead?

Posted by: cheshirecat at March 01, 2010 06:58 PM (ryljC)

75 unbelievably sad that people are so afraid of global warming that they kill themselves.

Posted by: ThackerAgency at March 01, 2010 08:27 PM (HhRUR)

76 Not to mention their children. That's what I can't get my head around. You're so invested in the fate of mankind that when you look into the eyes of your own children, you pull the trigger? Actually, these people were scumbags. The 2 year old boy was shot in the back, and they never named the 7 month old daughter.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 01, 2010 09:03 PM (mHQ7T)

77 Rachel Carson killed millions by falsely maligning DDT. (search the phrase "better dead than alive and riotously reproducing")   I'd like to blame those that spread global warming hysteria with glee for this but, with this type if it wasn't global warming they'd have found some other boogeyman to kill themselves and their children over.

Posted by: AlaskanInfidel at March 02, 2010 12:05 AM (4NrZ+)

78 Killing themselves over a questionable long-term weather forecast? If Argentina got hurricanes, I suppose this would have happened earlier.

Posted by: mikey at March 02, 2010 01:59 AM (GSeVd)

79 A fine example to all warmers.  They should all follow this path to ensure global sustainability!

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at March 02, 2010 06:31 AM (MUloE)

80

Michelle Malkin is technically correct that Al Gore, et al., can't legitimately be blamed for the acts of these crazy people. 

However, that doesn't mean that The Goreacle, Mann, Hansen, Jones, etc. can't be blamed illegitimately.  And I think that we should do so.  Turnabout being fair-play and all that. 

Posted by: Harbinge at March 02, 2010 07:07 AM (apMa4)

81 this is mental problem

Posted by: yeast infection at November 16, 2010 08:54 AM (olwoq)

82 do exercises and drink plenty of water

Posted by: fat burning at November 16, 2010 07:06 PM (JIhhW)

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