1 first, in a poll of likely voters

2
WaPo needs a hug by Etheridge.

3 Oh, he's right all right.  Right all the time.  Nothing but right.

4 Where was Rasmussen when the rig blew?

Just asking questions.

5 Polls are meant to inform the sheeple which way to vote, not to inform them of which way their neighbors are likely to vote.

6 polling likely voters! How insane!

Objective:
Accurately predict election results using statistical analysis.

Limitations:
You may not use conclusions based on statistical analysis to support your answer.

7 Delicious...

WaPo Profile of HitlerThe other day, I was trying to coherently explain why something like this post, or the Downfall subtitling thing is fine, and funny with me, but that a play like The Producers is offensive.

Can anyone make sense of my outlook?

8 ...arguing that the less-accurate methodology is the one to be preferred.


Well of course, until it shows the Marxist winning the race.

9 If Rasmussen is Hitler, Frank Luntz is Satan.

10 Rasmussen polled CO2 Molecules and finds they do not cause climate change...

11

Dude!  I've found a new vocation!  Sympathy pollster.

Thanks, Adolf... I mean Scott.

12

is anyone watching Chris Matthews Special on the Tea Party Commie-Nazi Racist Facists?

I don't think i will be home but it should be hilarious

13
Rasmussen polled the Frank Luntz focus group formed for Bambi's fantastic Oral Orifice speech and found quite surprisingly that all white participants disliked the speech,  and amazingly so, the two black members of the group both loved the speech and love Obama.  

14 This fits the lefty view that feelings are more important than actual results.

15 That's Scott Wolfgang Obergruppenfuhrer Himmler von Rasmussen.

I'm deliberately showing his middle names to scare you, much like is done with Barack Hussein Obama.

16
So true Buzz, and that's why I still feel very strongly that George Bush violated the terms and conditions of his National Guard Service.

17 Looks like the manager just took DrewM off the mound.

18 Ah the death cries and thrashing before they bite the dust.


AWESOME

Check that

FUCKING AWESOME

19 We think that Rasmussen should apologize. Repeatedly. It's working great for us today.

20 There's accuracy and then there's GoodAccuracy. Accuracy is a reasonably closer approximation of the opinions of a group of people within given error bars. GoodAccuracy is polls that show what we like. And Rasmussen is not GoodAccurate.

21 I had lunch several times with him when he lived in CLT.  He is a really neat guy.  Too damn serious sometimes.

He and his dad started ESPN with credit from their credit cards!  True.

22 I sthimphly adore a Good Poling!

23 Surveying likely voters?  Heresy.  The presumptuous bastard.

24 He polls likely voters instead of 2-time felons, potential sex offenders, illegal aliens, and dead people who are heavily weighted by the lefty MFM pollsters.
Yeah, what an AHOLE.

25 What state is Ramussian from? What state would elect such a loser to the House of Representitives ??? I want to know this !!!!

26
As a liberal, I also feel that Shepard Smith should be more friendly to me and stop shunning me in the New York gay bars.

27 18 Looks like the manager just took DrewM off the mound.

He's sleeping it off, back tonight with bad hangover.

28 If Rasmussen is Hitler, Frank Luntz is Satan.

Posted by: Ben

If Rasmussen is Hitler, Frank Luntz is some guy who convinces the dumbest people he can find to sit in a room and mash buttons while the man in box talks to them.

29 The disease of liberalism is denial. . .its believing that what you want to be true is true.

So no shock that they can't wrap their heads around Rasmussen being right as well as Right.

30 Pay no attention to that man with the facts.

31 We're likely to Vote and he never once Polled a single one of our members!

32 You lost me at "WaPo."

I'm not even bothering to click through to read a second party's reference to WaPo tripe anymore. What's the point? That doesn't mean I don't mind the mocking of it by bloggers and great headline comedy of it all, but WaPo, like the NYTimes and other hyperpartisan, dishonest rags, just don't deserve the time. If they're talked about, they're relevant. Maybe it's time to quit feeding the beast, even tangentially.

33 You all laugh, but actually, Adolph did have an illegitamate identical twin brother named Scott.  The tiny baby was separated from his brother at birth and placed into a time machine that sent him into the future.  He was the Third Reich's secret insurance policy to promulgate the Nazi Party into perpetuity.  I only know this because when my Uncle liberated Auschwitz, he unearthed secret papers that outlined this evil plan.

34 18 Looks like the manager just took DrewM off the mound.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 17, 2010 03:42 PM (ZESU0)

Drew did what he should every now and then, imo.  He ignited some controversy, got people thinking, fired up the interest.  Pretty smart if you ask me.  (even if you don't)

35 From the link:

"He has got a conservative constituency, he has Fox News and the Washington Times and Drudge," said John Zogby, the pollster....

Hahahahaha, I guess 1 out of 3 is about right for Zogby.

36
Fake but accurate: It's what made this country great. Truth!

37
WaPo Profile of HitlerThe other day, I was trying to coherently explain why something like this post, or the Downfall subtitling thing is fine, and funny with me, but that a play like The Producers is offensive.

Wait -- is the play "The Producers" offensive, or is the play within the play, "Springtime for Hitler" offensive?

(Personally I find the play "The Producers" offensive because it lacks Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel.)

38 @ 7: Because you have an actual sense of humor?

39 Phew....

40 Fake but accurate: It's what made this country great. Truth!

52% agree with this, +/- 3%

41 Bottom line for progressives: Rasmussen's success/fail record compared to other predictive polls has been deemed beside the point.

42
"Oprah Winfrey gave her support to those suffering in the Gulf states, saying President Obama is doing the best he can to handle the oil disaster."

Well, that's the final word from Okra and it's settled.  So all conservatives can just sit down and shut the fuck up, its over.  The Okra has spoken!

43 And in case it got lost in the shuffle down in the Thread of Satan (TM), Hillary has decided that the government will sue AZ over its immigration law: http://tinyurl.com/2dvenu3

44 SCOTT RASMUSSEN IS HITLER SANS MOUSTACHE!!11!!  HE IS THE WORLD'S WORST PERSON1111!!1111

45

Well, that's the final word from Okra and it's settled.  So all conservatives can just sit down and shut the fuck up, its over.  The Okra has spoken!

 

Ooh, Barry's bringing out the big guns now to deal with this crisis.  He's unleashing the Orca!  Watch out! 

46
Without knowing, I suspect Scott Rasmussen is one of those evil Joooo's?

If not, at least a Mormon.

47 Scheiss. Sock off.

48 So, essentially: They're arguing that the less-accurate methodology is the one to be preferred.

No they are really making an even more ludicrous argument than that; that the political opinions of those who don't vote actually matter.

49
BP to committee boobs: "You fucked up. You trusted us."

50 Ras's real crime?

Upsetting the narrative.

With facts.

51 I predict that a post about foreskins would produce many more comments.

52

_{Never mind that poll after poll after poll finds that only 24-26 percent of voters identify themselves as liberal/progressive}

We are 100% Liberal Democrat.

_{(Which is odd, because we eat brains...)}

53 "Oprah Winfrey gave her support to those suffering in the Gulf states, saying President Obama is doing the best he can to handle the oil disaster."

I won't disagree that this is the best he can do. 

Summon the summoner.

54

And in case it got lost in the shuffle down in the Thread of Satan (TM), Hillary has decided that the government will sue AZ over its immigration law: http://tinyurl.com/2dvenu3

Good to see that our equivalent of a foreign minister has been trotted out to declare war against one of our states.

Srsly, where's Holder

55 I predict that a post about foreskins would produce many more comments.

Posted by: dr kill

 

True,because as we all know, ignorance is briss.

56 Must.not.disrupt.narrative.  Must.not.disrupt.narrative.  Must...

57
It's 95 degrees in Juno Beach, Florida, and the oil awash on the beach has reached a very liquid state, the same as the plastic in my girlfriends fake tits.

58 Oprah ?  LOL.  Barry slammed his wee-wee in a door and now he has to run to Momma O for help.  OMFG.

Barack Obama Hates Fish.

59

No they are really making an even more ludicrous argument than that; that the political opinions of those who don't vote actually matter.

 

Si!  Si, Senor! 

60 57 I predict that a post about foreskins would produce many more comments. Posted by: dr kill True,because as we all know, ignorance is briss. Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2010 04:01 PM (R2fpr) Oh, cut that out.

61 Remember Your Spirit.

62
I predict that a post about foreskins would produce many more comments.

Posted by: dr kill

My concern is this suggestion could produce a few more jobs for the Obamaites.  A few skins a day, and a chance to get a head?

63 I predict that a post about foreskins would produce many more comments.

Posted by: dr kill at June 17, 2010 03:59 PM (w9bVp)

It's not foreskins but . . . .

64

"Oprah Winfrey gave her support to those suffering in the Gulf states, saying President Obama is doing the best he can to handle the oil disaster."

You know, for once I agree with the Opster. I think Barry IS doing the best he can. The problem is, Barry's best is pathetic, to put it mildly.

65 35 18 Looks like the manager just took DrewM off the mound.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 17, 2010 03:42 PM (ZESU0)

Drew did what he should every now and then, imo.  He ignited some controversy, got people thinking, fired up the interest.  Pretty smart if you ask me.  (even if you don't)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 17, 2010 03:48 PM (RkRxq)

Sometimes when the fire starts to go out, you need to stir the coals...

66 True,because as we all know, ignorance is briss.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2010 04:01 PM (R2fpr)

Oh, cut that out.

Posted by: joncelli

 

Cutting too close to the truth?

67 Can we just Warp speed to November to stop all this Obama shit.......

68 I predict that Elena Kagan has more foreskin than Obama.

69  I predict that a post about foreskins would produce many more comments.

Posted by: dr kill

 

Hey man, Foreskins rule!  Whenever I play Flag Football, and we play shirts against skins, I always make sure I'm on the Foreskin team.  We never lose, plus I look really good without a shirt on.  It's a big effing deal.

70 That's not a foreskin, that's a fiveskin.

71 44 I wonder if Bush "doing his best" was deemed enough for Katrina victims.

72 True,because as we all know, ignorance is briss.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2010 04:01 PM (R2fpr)

Oh, cut that out.

Posted by: joncelli

 

Cutting too close to the truth?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2010 04:04 PM (R2fpr)

That's about the size of it.

73 It's 95 degrees in Juno Beach, Florida, and the oil awash on the beach has reached a very liquid state, the same as the plastic in my girlfriends fake tits.

Posted by: Fish

 

We thought that your girlfriend was comprised entirely of plastic?

74 O/T:  According to the drudge headline which I'm not able to click on at this time, Hillary is going to sue Arizona over the immigration law.   So, that isn't going to play well with the American people.  Guess this is a great way to easily get hillary out of the 2012 presidential picture.  Cause, last I heard a huge huge number of Americans were backing Arizona.

75

Sometimes when the fire starts to go out, you need to stir the coals...

 

We didn't start the fire...

76 Cutting too close to the truth bone?

FTFY

77 ABC Radio news just reported that some bunch of crooks just got busted running scams on people whose homes got foreclosed.

The money line from the bitch* who reads the news for ABC Radio, "Never have there been so many homeowners targetted for this kind scam.

Yeah?  Well, never have there been this many homes in foreclosure.  Duh.

*Anybody who listened to anything on an ABC affiliate from 2000-2008 probably knows where my hatred for that bint comes from.  After an hour of Rush and commercials, you would get this harpy regurgitating the daily libtard talking points and sounding all glum when something positive happened for Republicans.

78

We thought that your girlfriend was comprised entirely of plastic?

Posted by: Moron who never ignores a straight line at June 17, 2010 04:05 PM (R2fpr)

You're confusing me with Dum-Dum.  He's the guy who gave his girlfriend fellatio.

79 Fake but accurate: It's what made this country great. Truth!

Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

80

We thought that your girlfriend was comprised entirely of plastic?

Posted by: Moron who never ignores a straight line at June 17, 2010 04:05 PM (R2fpr)

You're confusing me with Dum-Dum.  He's the guy who gave his girlfriend fellatio.

Posted by: Fish

 

High maintenance? Or a slow leak?

81

Hillary is going to sue Arizona over the immigration law. 

Christ on a cracker.

Can any of you lawyerly types tell me what kind of standing she might have??

 

82

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 17, 2010 04:03 PM (xxgag)

 

Nice hash!  I clicked on your link.  That is the first horse faced Japanese woman I've ever seen in my life--and I'm Japanese American, so I've seen a lot.

83

Can any of you lawyerly types tell me what kind of standing she might have??

 Posted by: beedubya

The same standing as the BP slush fund

84 Speaking of Hitler if any of you morons have Netflix there is a documentary on there called Auschwitz: Inside the Nazi State that is amazing.  (6 parts an hour long each)

85 Hillary certainly looked fetching , slouching in the chair in her red pantsuit. Her vaginal rejuvenation surgery must have been successful.

86

Can any of you lawyerly types tell me what kind of standing she might have??

 Posted by: beedubya at June 17, 2010 04:08 PM (AnTyA)

Based upon past performance, her standing is very manly as she airs out her cock in the wind.

87
Re: Obama suing AZ

Remember just a few weeks ago when Obama asked Brewer to delay enforcing the law and we said he gonna con her into delaying the law and sue her anyway?

And remember Obama ordered 1200 guardsmen to the AZ border but gave no date of when they'd be sent or what their role would be?

While we're tripping over ourselves because Joe Barton doesn't choose his words carefully enough to pass muster with the media, President Jerkoff is sexing the entire nation in the rectum.

88

Posted by: everyone's favorite seen from the movie 'Airplane'

spelling the word 'scene' incorrectly = fail

 

Sorry folks

89 I sort of miss Dum Dum.  It was like being able to laugh at somebody falling down the stairs without feeling bad about it.

90

Can any of you lawyerly types tell me what kind of standing she might have??

 

I'm not a lawyer, but I play a nurse on occasion.  In my humble professional opinion, I'd have to say that they're cankles.

91 Can any of you lawyerly types tell me what kind of standing she might have?? Posted by: beedubya at June 17, 2010 04:08 PM (AnTyA) All she said is that the admin is going to bring suit, not that she herself would bring suit.

92

Can any of you lawyerly types tell me what kind of standing she might have??

Mock not the might Cankles, Smasher of Male Libidos! As far as standing, as soon as I find the part of the Constitution that allows the Chief Executive to shake down private businesses, I'll start on that.

93

Sorry folks

Posted by: Blue Hen

 

I must now apologize for apologizing.

94 spelling the word 'scene' incorrectly = fail

 Sorry folks

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2010 04:10 PM (R2fpr)

Saw it but skipped it because Obama's hemorrhoids are a more important subject.  Especially with Dick Cheney's cock up his ass.

95

So what's been going on in Rasmussen's womb lately?

I'm just asking questions.

96 That's not a foreskin, that's a fiveskin. battle station.

MIWFY.

_{(Made it weird for you.)}

97

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president. 

The  old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, 

What's a "Post Turtle?"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a  country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." 

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."

98 "SHE DECIDES: Clinton: Administration To Sue AZ Over Immigration Law...

HILLARY SAYS..."

as i said, i can't click the links right now...

99 Buster, that's a bold statement.

100
Daddy, that mean man Buster Hymand has the same name as the game Uncle Rahm wanted to play. 

101 The U.S. Government could just give itself standing (hell, it does anything it wants nowadays anyway).  I don't get why the Secretary of State would be the front "man" (soz) for this one.  Nor do I get why Hillary's going along with it.  The DaliBama will get the cred with supporters and she'll get the blame with opponents.  In that I still think she's looking to primary his ass in 12, I don't think this would be a good move on her part.  Then again I thought she'd stay out of his administration entirely on that basis.  Sometimes I think Bill keeps his good political advisors at arms-length from her, or she dislikes them cuz they're his boys.  The dude she picked for her own Pres run in 08 totally screwed her pooch.

102 When's the MFM going to get back to the real issues: like BO the dog's ice cream treats and Michelle's toned arms. All this 'supposed' news and  interviewing of random people whom supposedly affect the world as we know it can't possibly be more important than celebrity bullshit and presidential worship.

I mean it's been a whole day since I've heard about the Khardashians or whoever the hell they are but somehow they are important, who cares about this supposed recession/depression/oilspill/two wars/nuclear..................

103 56

And in case it got lost in the shuffle down in the Thread of Satan (TM), Hillary has decided that the government will sue AZ over its immigration law: http://tinyurl.com/2dvenu3

Damn - Hill looks like she got stuck in the Star Trek Insurrection face stretching machine.

104 102 Daddy, that mean man Buster Hymand has the same name as the game Uncle Rahm wanted to play. Posted by: Malia at June 17, 2010 04:16 PM (v1gw3) You're confused dear, Uncle Rahm wanted to play the alien and the abductee.

105

Speaking of Rasumussenhitler, here are Hitler's thoughts on the Vuveleza at the World Cup:

http://tinyurl.com/39j8bld

106
 Daddy, my little nurse outfit is so cute, and I'm gonna wear it for Mr. Gibbs the next time I go over to his house and play.

107 I think Rasmussen is crying his little eyes out while cashing those big big checks for being the one who is right.

108 After an hour of Rush and commercials, you would get this harpy regurgitating the daily libtard talking points and sounding all glum when something positive happened for Republicans.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 17, 2010 04:06 PM (ZESU0)

Same thing on the Portland ME. am station that carries Rush. The news breaks from ABC are like broadcasts from an alternate universe.  And to make it worse they tap CNBC for business lies.

Anne Compton needs to be put down.  Hard.

109 Looking for a bargain on engagement rings?  Although he may not realize just now, this guy got lucky.

110
That oil spill is hurtin' my vajajay!

111 FFS Barton even fucked up his apology for his apology.  Saying shakedown wasn't the problem. 

Can we just have Bachmann's office do his speechwriting from now on, plz ?

112
What ever happened to KSM's trial?

113 This guy Hymand is racist and I will rip him apart at the first opportunity!!!

114 Didn't we shoot Oprah's jay-jay like 5 seasons ago ?

115 Hillary will have no standing at all. She will have to find some AZ resident (or non-resident) who has been harmed.

The bigger question is "what in the 40 layers of hell does the SOS have to do with challenging AZ law?  NOTHING in the law calls for AZ to conduct foreign policy.

116 Was that my cue?

117 115 This guy Hymand is racist and I will rip him apart at the first opportunity!!!   And it's an absolute disgrace that a city was named after him!  Hymietown is an affront to all of us!

118 Nevermind, even at my worst I have more self-respect than to tussle with Reverajax...

119 111 Looking for a bargain on engagement rings?  Although he may not realize just now, this guy got lucky.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 17, 2010 04:22 PM (xxgag)

The article said 'gang bang' but I think they meant Obama Administration. It also said 'bride' but I think they meant BP.

120 Buster, that's a bold statement..... Posted by: joncelli at June 17, 2010 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

So what is your point joncelli, besides the top of your mush filled head. Are you mad that your hero has the a negative IQ ????

121 #111

"Looking for a bargain on engagement rings?  Although he may not realize just now, this guy got lucky."

I guarantee that ring was either found or stolen.

122 Praise Allah for President Barrank Alabama !!!!

123 Buster, that's a bold statement..... Posted by: joncelli at June 17, 2010 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

So what is your point joncelli, besides the top of your mush filled head. Are you mad that your hero has the a negative IQ ????

Posted by: Buster Hymand at June 17, 2010 04:28 PM

 

I believe Joncelli was referencing the fact that your post #99 appears in this thread in boldface type.

124 So what is your point joncelli, besides the top of your mush filled head. Are you mad that your hero has the a negative IQ ???? Posted by: Buster Hymand at June 17, 2010 04:28 PM (SZy+Y) Your comment was all in bold. I was making a gentle crack about that. No criticism of the comment was intended, and it's a funny story.

125

Anne Compton needs to be put down.  Hard.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 17, 2010 04:22 PM (HBqDo)

I volunteer. Her breathy voice is enough to make any man grow wood.

126 And President Dad was me.

127 Stop with the Malia jokes, idiot. It's called "taste." Look it up.

128 Ed Anger, have you seen that pile of pig vomit?  She's the new Helen Thomas.  Really.

129 Breaking:  118% of Democrat pollsters do not approve of their Republican business competetor.

130

"It's called "taste." Look it up."

Somebody just got pwn't.  And coming from me, that's saying something!

131
Ed Anger, have you seen that pile of pig vomit?  She's the new Helen Thomas.  Really.

Posted by: Truman North at June 17, 2010 04:38 PM (e8YaH)

I was just being a moron. She's a frigging Miss Piggy.

I got a real laugh out of ontherocks comment:

The news breaks from ABC are like broadcasts from an alternate universe.

because that's my experience, too.

132 Hey, can anyone help me out with my Scott Rasmussen impression?  kthx.

133

131 Breaking:  118% of Democrat pollsters do not approve of their Republican business competetor.

Of course, that extra 18% consists of the RINO's infesting the GOP

Fox News is equally hated by the left. Their business strategy includes a large bevy of beauties with functional brains. Who would think that would ever work?

134 135 I always laugh when I hear folks talk snidely about Fox's population of blonde babes. Generally because of their reaction when I ask if they've watched Univision lately...

135 Anne Compton needs to be put down.  Hard.


I meant with an RPG or an A-10 Warthog from 500 feet.

136 How come I have a boy's name? Sasha is to Alexander as Bill is to William. Are the brothers and sisters too stupid to research these things?