August 21, 2010
— LauraW Happy Saturday Night!
Here, beloved Morons. Because I love you and think about you like crazy, here is some choice gorgonzola for you.
It stinks.
This is some stinky, old, cheesy-cheese. You will like.
This horrible old...whatever the Hell it is, has been released in its full glory in short youtube increments.
They're all awful. And funny. If you go to Episode 10 you will see John Bolton's Moustache do a cameo in which he executes a guy.
But check this out: the first minute or so of Episode 9, which really sings:
ILLUSION SPOILER: Despite the very well done antiquing job, this is a genre spoof that's really only a couple years old.
And new to me.
Because I never saw it before tonight.
*cough*
pleasedon'tsayit pleasedon'tsayit
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if it were, would you say so now?
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If it weren't would I believe you?
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Should I judge not lest I judge not the lest I be judged by a judge after drinking too much .... go Phillies.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 21, 2010 03:46 PM (Hj0nA)
You like hunting up this weird stuff, LauraW? I think I love you....
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 21, 2010 03:48 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: expendable soulpile at August 21, 2010 03:54 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 21, 2010 03:57 PM (QBQcg)
Is it safe over here?
Jesus, Mary, & Joseph.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 07:56 PM (8KJu9)
My guess is you're looking for a bit of a lighter post than what's been done today.
"Cheese" must be lauraw's version of "Sanctuary!"
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2010 03:58 PM (oVQFe)
What with all the goofy face masks and all.
Posted by: OregonMuse at August 21, 2010 03:58 PM (K2l6q)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at August 21, 2010 03:59 PM (8AyDn)
My guess is you're looking for a bit of a lighter post than what's been done today.
I thought she was refering to the back end of the previous thread.
Ahh Gladiator on TNT. Something to watch until preseason football starts.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:01 PM (IRwVS)
He's a much better actor than I remember from the first movie.
Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2010 04:02 PM (6Z05k)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 21, 2010 04:10 PM (5Plp1)
I thought she was refering to the back end of the previous thread.
I tried to look away--could not. The ultimate trainwreck.
And the only thing that's on tv is Gladiator?
No thanks. Too much testosterone, chest bumping, and dick waving for one afternoon/evening.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 04:10 PM (8KJu9)
Posted by: Truman North at August 21, 2010 04:11 PM (HLGCA)
No thanks. Too much testosterone, chest bumping, and dick waving for one afternoon/evening.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 08:10 PM (8KJu9)
*Thinking of a witty retort*
I'm just burning time til the Broncos come on. And yeah, trainwreck is an understatement.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:13 PM (IRwVS)
I'm just burning time til the Broncos come on.
Who do they play tonight?? And I take it you guys actually sold out. Sheesh--fair weather fans here. I mean, I get that it's pre-season and all, but still.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 04:25 PM (8KJu9)
Some threads just turn toxic. Trying to inject a little levity or to distract from the central tiff is never worth it. Best to flee.
Anyway, my wife turned forty today and she's handling it remarkably well, so I've got that going for me.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2010 04:26 PM (IKf7L)
McNabb/Moss and McNabb/Cooley look pretty damn good tonight. Redskins might be better than average this year.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2010 04:27 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: beerologist at August 21, 2010 04:29 PM (r2UKM)
Who do they play tonight?? And I take it you guys actually sold out. Sheesh--fair weather fans here. I mean, I get that it's pre-season and all, but still.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 08:25 PM (8KJu9)
Yeah we've sold out every game since the 60s. I miss old Mile High Stadium though. The Broncos, even with all the transplants, remains the biggest game in town by a long shot.
We play Detroit.
Oh and Ceasar in Gladiator? Looks like Ron Paul will long gray hair.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:31 PM (IRwVS)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2010 08:26 PM (IKf7L)
Happy BDay to her. And yeah you are a lucky guy.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:32 PM (IRwVS)
Used to live up the road in Windsor, even the Eagles Hockey team sales out every game..Colorado people get out to support their teams..
Posted by: beerologist at August 21, 2010 04:34 PM (r2UKM)
McNabb/Moss and McNabb/Cooley look pretty damn good tonight. Redskins might be better than average this year.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2010 08:27 PM (yQWNf)
If you are a Redskin fan, you will be happy with Shanahan. He a great offensive mind, a hard worker, and a real professional.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:34 PM (IRwVS)
Posted by: beerologist at August 21, 2010 08:34 PM (r2UKM)
Yeah Colorado and Denver is pretty good about that. The Broncos can sell out even if they suck, the other sports need to at least be a bit competitive. If any Denver team is a winner they will sell alot of tickets.
Windsor, just north of Longmont right?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:36 PM (IRwVS)
Thanks.
I was half-expecting a sullen day of avoiding the topic, but we had a great little birthday outing and then back home for a nice day in the pool and she was as happy as could be. I am lucky.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2010 04:37 PM (IKf7L)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2010 04:37 PM (yQWNf)
Yeah we've sold out every game since the 60s.
Born and raised in CO?
Anyway, my wife turned forty today and she's handling it remarkably
Lucky you. That could have been br-u-t-al!! Happy bday to her.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 04:37 PM (8KJu9)
Danny Snyder. I have been thinking of Schneider from 'One Day at a Time' lately.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2010 04:39 PM (yQWNf)
Yeah..Windsor is in the middle of the triangle of Ft. Collins..Loveland and Greeley, a virtual police state of affluency, but a very cool place to live.
Posted by: beerologist at August 21, 2010 04:40 PM (r2UKM)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2010 08:37 PM (yQWNf)
He seems like a bit of a tool on a power trip, but he finally made a good choice if he can somehow get out of his way. DS is a republican though at least.
Born and raised in CO?
Yeah, a native. Your age.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:40 PM (IRwVS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 04:40 PM (zgZzy)
Danny Snyder. I have been thinking of Schneider from 'One Day at a Time' lately.
I stick in your head . . . like a leech.
Posted by: Schneider at August 21, 2010 04:41 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 21, 2010 04:43 PM (yQWNf)
Yeah, a native. Your age.
Heh. I thought you were Rum's age or something.
Guess you're just that immature? 
(oh not that you're immature Rum, if you're reading--farthest thing from it!)
*sticks out tongue*
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 04:44 PM (8KJu9)
52 49 Philly is hatin' on McNabb huh? I was skeptical. He looks good tonight.
I hate McNabb more than I hate Favre. Retire already, you scrote!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 04:45 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 04:46 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: beerologist at August 21, 2010 08:43 PM (r2UKM)
Right on.
I would rather look at Rosie O'Donnell's taint than that drek. Just sayin.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 08:40 PM (zgZzy)
Ok, so now I have that image in my head to go along with Laura's song this morning. Thanks.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:46 PM (IRwVS)
Ok, so now I have that image in my head to go along with Laura's song this morning. Thanks.
The gift that keeps on giving. 
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 04:47 PM (zgZzy)
Laura, have you ever seen the Turkish Star Trek?
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 04:51 PM (Im/xu)
Heh. I thought you were Rum's age or something.
Guess you're just that immature?
Alot of guys, high on life, young at heart, and virile get confused for being younger. Can't wait til I'm 40. Heh.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 08:47 PM (zgZzy)
Well, you are a Bronco fan, so I forgive you.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 04:52 PM (IRwVS)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at August 21, 2010 04:54 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2010 04:56 PM (IKf7L)
40 Beerologist
Small world. I lived in Windsor until just over a year ago. Had no idea there were so many CO morons until I was gone.
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 04:59 PM (HjVGJ)
Anyone else okay with this?
I mean it's just another way for him to be forced to spread his wealth.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 04:59 PM (XQWw9)
48 Delta Smelt
My dad was born in Meeker, although he grew up in california, and my two youngest are natives as well. My husband and I left CO for him to get his master's out of state so we prevented our two oldest from being natives. I just hope they can ever forgive us.
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 05:03 PM (HjVGJ)
I lived in Windsor until just over a year ago.
That's funny. Two morons from Windsor. Not exactly NYC. Small world.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:04 PM (IRwVS)
I mean it's just another way for him to be forced to spread his wealth.
Yep, you guessed it. Bush's fault.
Posted by: gator at August 21, 2010 05:05 PM (aOKEC)
Despite your groundbreaking role in Castaway, you are no John Wayne.
But I deserved an Oscar nod, right?
Posted by: Wilson at August 21, 2010 05:06 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 05:06 PM (XQWw9)
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 09:03 PM (HjVGJ)
Yeah, its true, being a native is a point of pride for people here. Especially in the last 25 years or so, with all the transplants from many places, but especially Cali.
Even have bumbder stickers to that effect.
I never really cared. It's not like being born in Denver is an accomplishment. I do resent alot of the libtards coming here though and bringing their failed policies.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:07 PM (IRwVS)
Anyone else okay with this?
I mean it's just another way for him to be forced to spread his wealth.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 21, 2010 08:59 PM (XQWw9)
Bet it was one of her constituents.
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2010 05:09 PM (oVQFe)
Early on in the picture you showed some promise, but in the second half your performance was flat, almost deflated.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2010 05:09 PM (IKf7L)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:09 PM (IRwVS)
I never really cared. It's not like being born in Denver is an accomplishment. I do resent alot of the libtards coming here though and bringing their failed policies.
Hey! I'm right here!
Posted by: John Hickenlooper at August 21, 2010 05:10 PM (zgZzy)
75 Delta Smelt
In fairness, I'm not a native either, my sister and I were both born in Germany when dad was in the Air Force. My in-laws, who are from WY and brother-in-law all keep threatening to go back because of the population boom.
When I found out you were in CO I wondered if your name was a pun for the mountain town as well as the fish.
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 05:11 PM (HjVGJ)
Early on in the picture you showed some promise, but in the second half your performance was flat, almost deflated.
Well played!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 21, 2010 05:11 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: beerologist
Whereabouts in the panhandle? I'm in Dumas.
Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2010 05:12 PM (6Z05k)
Hey! I'm right here!
Posted by: John Hickenlooper at August 21, 2010 09:10 PM (zgZzy)
Ha. Good point.
When I found out you were in CO I wondered if your name was a pun for the mountain town as well as the fish.
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 09:11 PM (HjVGJ)
No just a play on the fish in Cali causing problems for all those farmers. I started commenting here when that issue was being discussed.
I have no problem with conservative kids of military folks coming here of course.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:14 PM (IRwVS)
I believe Brian Dennehy was outstanding as the raft.
I played the island.
John Donne was an idiot.
Posted by: Michael Moore at August 21, 2010 05:15 PM (aOKEC)
84 Delta Smelt
Oddly enough, I don't know if I'll be going back, although my husbands company did offer to help us go back after his passing. Colorado was where I grew up and there's a lot to like about it but we found out we weren't really what I'd call "Colorado lifestyle" people. Taking the mountain discount in pay when you don't make use of the hiking, biking, etc. aminities came to seem very silly. I expected to hate MO, and it is quite different, but all of us ended up liking it a lot more than expected.
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 05:20 PM (HjVGJ)
Laura, have you ever seen the Turkish Star Trek?
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 08:51 PM (Im/xu)
No, why, am I going to love it?
Posted by: lauraw at August 21, 2010 05:22 PM (DbybK)
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 09:20 PM (HjVGJ)
Know whats funny? I've never been skiing. My idea of roughing it is staying at motel 6. More than a few of my native friends have never been, or only been once or twice.
I like the mountains, for instance I went up to Evergreen today and had lunch, but I've never particularly liked snow or cold. I like mountains much better in the summer.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:27 PM (IRwVS)
Posted by: RushBabe at August 21, 2010 05:36 PM (a3Z62)
Oh, and sorry about the earworm, Delta Smelt.
I've been enjoying mine, but I know tomorrow it's going to get annoying.
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough...la laa-a...
Posted by: lauraw at August 21, 2010 05:37 PM (DbybK)
Here's one I picked at random.
BTW, I don't think the Turks were real big on copywrite infringement.
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 05:38 PM (Im/xu)
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 05:40 PM (Im/xu)
Oh, and sorry about the earworm, Delta Smelt.
Ya know, when I was having my morning coffee, it wasn't half bad. 5 hours later, still thinking about "pitying the fool" I was over it. I'm just giving you shit of course.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:45 PM (IRwVS)
I'm watching that episode. At a little over 6:00 in, you can hear part of a cut from Pink Floyd's Meddle.
The Turks always knew how to steal the best shit.
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 05:45 PM (Im/xu)
Posted by: RushBabe at August 21, 2010 09:36 PM (a3Z62)
Wish I could be there. I'll be in DC in the 28th. I'd make a special trip to NYC if it were any later in the week.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at August 21, 2010 05:47 PM (IRwVS)
Some threads just turn toxic.
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Oh-kay, so I see on the other thread we still have people who can't be bothered to learn the difference between the Big Bang Theory and evolutionary biology. 'Guess I'm glad I was out having a life this afternoon. I'm sick of fighting that battle.
Posted by: Y-not at August 21, 2010 05:49 PM (osFsP)
Yeah, I'm late to the party as usualy, but ya know whats freaky....me and my wife just had the same kinda night.
One of us has to stop drinking.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2010 05:54 PM (BlkCu)
Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at August 21, 2010 05:57 PM (GPo5b)
I Drink alone. Yeah, All By Myself.
Posted by: Long Hair'd Country Boy at August 21, 2010 06:01 PM (cIkZu)
91 Delta Smelt
LOL, I've never been skiing either. My sister only does because she dated a guy from Vermont who got her hooked. I'm totally with you on the hotel and my husband was the same way. In our world an unheated/outdoor pool is roughing it. Thank God my parents take the kids camping every now and then so I don't have to.
Posted by: Polliwog at August 21, 2010 06:11 PM (HjVGJ)
Posted by: Release The Badgers at August 21, 2010 06:21 PM (oSl2b)
No? Carry on.
Posted by: maybe it's a global-warming-fighting Spiderman at August 21, 2010 07:33 PM (I/5lU)
Posted by: Dan M at August 21, 2010 07:49 PM (iwg7u)
Posted by: fapo at August 21, 2010 07:54 PM (TcaE8)
Five minutes of must see TV. The trailer for Turkish Superman. Watch how he stops that runaway truck.
Faster than a speeding kebab delivery boy. More powerful than soudjouk with mezes of Albanian liver. Able to jump tall IDF soldiers when accompanied by a large group of friends. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! And over there on the sidewalk! It's Turkish Superman!
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 08:17 PM (Im/xu)
Posted by: fapo at August 21, 2010 11:54 PM (TcaE
You're calling the President cheesy?
That's pretty racist, isn't it?
Or were you talking about yellow cheese? Cause if you were, forget I said anything.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 21, 2010 08:19 PM (r1h5M)
Not to be outdone, Indian Superman.
India Superman prefers making time for the chix, flying around on dates, and shaking his ass in the park.
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 08:22 PM (Im/xu)
Ace, you guys have ads for Jerry Brown running on your website. Really? You're getting money from the commies for your site now?
Commie money spends real good.
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 08:26 PM (Im/xu)
We need to re-write "Fuck You" for the midterms. Lend a hand...
Well, you keep passing all those bills
Without our consent
And we're like, "Fuck you!"
Oh, well, we're trying to live our lives
Without a red cent
And we're like, "Fuck you! And fuck you too."
Well, if I was wealthier
I know I'd be healthier
Ain't that some shit. (Ain't that some shit?)
Anybody got anything?
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 10:07 PM (Im/xu)
Well, you keep passing all those bills
Without our consent
And we're like, "Fuck you!"
Ooo, ooo, ooo
Oh, well, we're trying to live our lives
Without a red cent
And we're like, "Fuck you! And fuck you too."
Ooo, ooo, oooo
Well, if I was wealthier
I know I'd be healthier
Ain't that some shit. (Ain't that some shit?)
You say you tried to do you best
Well, you've flunked the test
So, uh, "Fuck you!"
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 21, 2010 10:15 PM (Im/xu)
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