September 23, 2010
— Ace Four articles making this point.
A recent New York Times/CBS News poll shows, among other things, that more than twice as many Americans “strongly disapprove” of Obamacare (34 percent) as “strongly approve” of it (15 percent). Moreover, the poll shows that the vast majority — 82 percent — of those who disapprove of Obamacare (whether strongly or otherwise) want it to be repealed. In response to the poll, Politico opines that the “big takeaway…is just how much health reform has fallen off the radar as a 2010 campaign issue, not offering much of clear benefit to either party.” Wow.
The media is really amazing, isn't it? I don't even know who they think they're lying to anymore.
These are the people who say "trust our judgment." The people who think that this sort of unpopularity of Obama's signature "accomplishment" doesn't offer "much of a clear benefit to either party."
Keep that in mind -- the issue offers no clear benefit to either party -- while perusing this.
What’s the one issue that independent voters most strongly demand that a candidate get right? According to a survey of 1,000 independents (and likely voters) recently conducted by Democratic pollster Douglas Schoen and commissioned by Independent Women’s Voice, the answer isn’t “national security,” “taxes,” “immigration,” “the size of government and its level of spending,” “putting a mosque near Ground Zero,” “the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan,” or “the stimulus and bailouts” — all of which were listed as options. Rather, the answer is “health care reform.”Nearly half (48 percent) of all independent voters said that even if a candidate otherwise held perfect views (in the eyes of the voter) — even if they “agreed with him on all other issues” (italics added) — they still couldn’t vote for him “if [they] disagreed with him on health care reform.” (Another 13 percent weren’t sure whether they could abide such a costly error in judgment or not.)
And what must the candidate’s position on health-care reform be? For 83 percent of the respondents who said their vote would hang in the balance, the candidate must oppose Obamacare. So, according to the survey, if you support Obamacare, you’ve just lost 40 percent (83 percent of 48 percent) of the independent vote — before any other issue is even addressed.
Joe Collins notes that "jobs" wasn't apparently listed, so that would probably top the list (almost definitely), but I'm citing this more for that last stat: If you support ObamaCare, you just lost the vote of 40% of independents, before any additional issues or positions are considered.
Even Politico -- sweet, dumb, predictable, litigious Politico -- wakes and sniffs at the fresh brewed political reality.
Rarely have so many political strategists been so wrong about something so big.But when it comes to the health care bill, everyone from former President Bill Clinton on down whiffed on some of the more significant predictions.
Democrats would run aggressively on the legislation? Nope. Voters would forget about the sausage-making aspects of the legislative process? DoesnÂ’t seem that way, as the process contributed to the sense that the bill was deeply flawed.
They tick down the dumbest predictions made about it.
Not a single Democrat up for reelection is running ads touting ObamaCare:
Politico writes, "[I]t appears that no Democratic incumbent – in the House or in the Senate – has run a pro-reform TV ad since April, when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) ran one."If you think about it, this is really quite incredible: 279 Democrats, House and Senate included, voted for Obamacare, and not one of them has been willing to publicize that fact in a single TV spot over the past four months in the midst of a congressional campaign? Apparently, the only Democrat who's running pro-Obamacare TV ads is President Obama, and he's funding them with your money.
I asked Michael Barone about the Democrats' full year of denial, about when they finally started to grasp that this was genuine outrage, a citizenry aroused.
He didn't answer that, but he did offer this explanation: The Democrats assumed all the Tea Party rallies and Town Hall confrontations were astroturfed and filled with Republican operatives, because that's precisely how they gin up their public displays of support.
They almost couldn't grasp the possibility that our rallies, unlike theirs, might be real.
Instead of Waterloo, I'll link the even-more-appropriate S.O.S.
And A Fifth: Even TNR. Even TNR.
You.
Really.
Should've.
Listened.
You exercised raw political power without regard to our opinions, just to show you could. We're stupid animals, you thought; these stupid animals will all fall in line when we tug on the leash hard enough.
No. And we're not just tugging back. We're going for your fucking throats.
You exercised raw political power.
Our turn, bitches.
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Posted by: alexthechick at September 23, 2010 01:13 PM (bQ5xy)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 01:13 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 01:15 PM (pUfK9)
This is only step one coming. It's still a long journey from there, God willing it even be possible.
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 23, 2010 01:16 PM (GBXon)
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at September 23, 2010 01:16 PM (VmtE9)
I have a serious question
I took a lot of shit around here a few months ago when I said the passage of Obamacare will be the best thing for us because it will mean we win back the House in November.
Question: If HCR failed in Congress, would the Republicans be on their way to winning back the House and all these seats in the Senate, as they are now?
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:17 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: PaleRider at September 23, 2010 01:17 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 05:15 PM (pUfK9)
And most certainly "unexpected."
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:17 PM (u+5Bv)
Abso-fucking-lutely! This is a perfect example of the disconnect between the dems and the people of the country they are trying to rule. Nothing is real in their world, and they can't fathom that there is another world, a real world, in which the people have strong opinions that are based on something more than a cool slogan and a well-spoken TelePrompter reader.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 23, 2010 01:18 PM (LH6ir)
Ride the wave baby! Or get out of the fucking way.
Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2010 01:18 PM (pUO5u)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2010 01:19 PM (ydUQe)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 01:19 PM (0GFWk)
Why haven't the Republicans crammed this down the throat of every Democrat running? Is it too early for that?
Posted by: No One In Particular at September 23, 2010 01:19 PM (UFddS)
For the night of Nov 2nd I've got a case of Red Bull and a huge fucking vat of pudding. I want to hear the wailing and gnashing in Kaleeefourneeah to rock me to a deep and well deserved sleep.
BTW Chris Christie is My governor, I just got invited to a town hall next week in Old Bridge. Gotta tell ya, I'm a proud Hetero, but I just may make the Big Guy an offer.
Just sayin'
Posted by: BIG ROB at September 23, 2010 01:19 PM (K6o07)
Question: If HCR failed in Congress, would the Republicans be on their way to winning back the House and all these seats in the Senate, as they are now?
Of course. We only need 39 seats to take back the House. That was going to happen regardless.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 01:20 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2010 01:20 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: MAJ O at September 23, 2010 01:20 PM (ThQkB)
Back in January, Andy Wickersham and I argued that swing-state congressional Democrats who voted for Obamacare in March would likely face an electoral reckoning in the fall.
If this is true, we'll get Senator Pat Toomey, since Sestak voted for it. Proudly.
Posted by: kallisto at September 23, 2010 01:20 PM (+FkcS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 23, 2010 05:18 PM (LH6ir)
Kind of like the idea that "perception is reality."
No, no it's not. Reality is reality. If you perceive the sky to be orange, that does not make it so.
These people are psychologically damaged and it's frightening that they make up such a large portion of the population.
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:21 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: B.H. Obama at September 23, 2010 01:22 PM (pRKLf)
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone in being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home
Posted by: Gordon Sumner at September 23, 2010 01:22 PM (wDKwf)
Posted by: catmman at September 23, 2010 01:22 PM (DTzwU)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 23, 2010 01:22 PM (bN5ZU)
Didn't the "1099 form" repeal already go through the House and Senate?
NO! Senate voted it down.
Posted by: Kemp at September 23, 2010 01:22 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:24 PM (KUUXH)
If the leftwing Democratsin congress didn't overreach, the Republicans would not be looking forward to the projected landslide victory in November. No way, no how.
The only reasons why people are pissed off enough to vote out the Democrats is because of crap like HCR. Without it, we'd be pulling our pricks in November hoping to stay even with the Democrats.
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:24 PM (uFokq)
We said 'Don't!'
They said 'we're gonna pass this.'
We said 'Don't!'
They said 'we're gonna pass this.'
We said 'Don't!'
They said 'we're gonna pass this.'
We said 'Don't! We don't want this!'
And then they passed it.
And they're surprised it blew up in their faces? They really are imbeciles.
Posted by: Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin- bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Olé Biscuitbarrel at September 23, 2010 01:24 PM (MMC8r)
You think gaining 39 seats is easy?
Any other year, than yeah, I understand the question mark.
Not this year though.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 01:24 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 01:24 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2010 01:25 PM (pUO5u)
Average Axlerod, please just go away.
But if you stay, I want to bet with you about the use of Ocare in the election.
Posted by: s'moron at September 23, 2010 01:25 PM (ds8Yk)
Posted by: Socratease at September 23, 2010 01:25 PM (7+ZwL)
Today is September 23, the day the most popular provisions of the Healthcare Act went into effect. Although i am a conservative, I like the idea of children being protected by society. After all, they're our most vulnerable citizens! I suspect all 279 Democratic members will start running ads featuring healthy kids toward the end of October. Already I feel the momentum has swung back towards a safety net for all.
This November 2, I will take a sick day away from the polling booth.
Seminar Poster?
Posted by: Ben at September 23, 2010 01:26 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:26 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 23, 2010 05:22 PM (bN5ZU)
Honey, you're sick every day.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2010 01:26 PM (VuLos)
Don't forget about me!
Posted by: 9.8% unemployment + biden's website # = voter anger at September 23, 2010 01:26 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: most average indeed at September 23, 2010 01:26 PM (HixYr)
It's not repealed yet. And even with what appears likely to happen in the election, I put the odds of an actual full repeal at well under 50%. Remember, Obama will veto any repeal and I do not think there will be the votes to overturn that veto.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 23, 2010 01:26 PM (bQ5xy)
Just remember to thank Nancy if we do have a big day in November.
"We will go through the gate. If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will pole vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in. But we are going to get health care reform passed for the American people for their own personal health and economic security and for the important role that it will play in reducing the deficit."
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:27 PM (uFokq)
I think many knew, and lied to the pols to get that monstrosity passed.
The Democrats assumed all the Tea Party rallies and Town Hall confrontations were astroturfed and filled with Republican operatives, because that's precisely how they gin up their public displays of support.
I would have expected a little better out of professional pols. I mean health care was a battle, everyone knew it. What kind of a mistake is that in battle, to fail to recognize your enemy has taken position on the field?
Custer: I know it looks like a bunch but those are AstroTurf Indians, we can take em!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 01:27 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: 9.8% unemployment + biden's website # = voter anger at September 23, 2010 01:27 PM (BVhgE)
That's ferocious. The media is turning on Obamacare like a snarling pack of deadly gay hipsters.
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 23, 2010 01:27 PM (epBek)
Rarely have so many political strategists been so wrong about something so big.
Rarely? I think it seems like they always are.
Posted by: Ben at September 23, 2010 01:27 PM (wuv1c)
No. And we're not just tugging back. We're going for your fucking throats.
You exercised raw political power.
Our turn, bitches.
Reminds me of one of the best Tea Party signs ever.
Posted by: Andy at September 23, 2010 01:27 PM (5Rurq)
The only problem is that the Repubs taking on Obama care will look like a certain not to be shown Video...
Unless there is a REAL Leadership change in the GOP... it'll be a slap fight, not the War we want...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (AdK6a)
Although i am a conservative, I like the idea of children being protected by society. After all, they're our most vulnerable citizens!
Who the fuck talks like this?
Posted by: s'moron at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous
See, you're one of the unfunny people that shouldn't really attempt to be funny. It's like Helen Thomas trying to be sexy. It's kinda of sad and scary.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (ydUQe)
I dunno if that Average Joe is the same as any other-- I really need to start that hash database-- but I *think* he was a snark-sock.
It's so hard to tell, though.
Posted by: Lance McCormcik at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (lPxkl)
Ace, how the hell do you hammer every single one of these out of the park?
You are the Chris Christie of blogging.
Posted by: Truman 3000 at September 23, 2010 01:28 PM (HLGCA)
I may be wrong, but admittedly I don't really find I care.
Posted by: Daniel Webster and his dancing dictionary at September 23, 2010 01:29 PM (GBXon)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 05:26 PM (KUUXH)
I just figured him to be a sockpuppet with weak funny-fu. If he's f'real, Axelturfers must really be getting down to the third and fourth stringers.
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:29 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 23, 2010 01:29 PM (GBXon)
I was right. Gird Your Loins, I told them.
Did they listen? No.
I told Barack, Himself, I said, "Barack, my man - This is a big fucking deal!",
and he ignored me.
Posted by: Super Joe Biden at September 23, 2010 01:29 PM (btcwG)
Who the fuck talks like this?
Liberal women. Who volunteer their time at their local urban Planned Parenthood on the weekends.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 01:30 PM (BVhgE)
No. And we're not just tugging back. We're going for your fucking throats.
It certainly didn't feel like a tug job.
Posted by: Democrats at September 23, 2010 01:31 PM (wuv1c)
You stupid cunt. The personal mandate was a Republican reform.
You don't know what the fuck you're for or against.
You're just a hypocrite.
Posted by: Kenneth Burke at September 23, 2010 01:31 PM (1yfos)
I was beginning to think all those concerned conservative Christians who make over $140K/yr. had become victims of Obamanomics.
Posted by: Andy at September 23, 2010 01:31 PM (5Rurq)
Reminds me of one of the best Tea Party signs ever.
Posted by: Andy at September 23, 2010 05:27 PM (5Rurq)
Dude, manufacture the bumperstickers, you'll make millions!
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:31 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:31 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 23, 2010 01:32 PM (oCXnK)
Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2010 01:32 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:33 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: jakeman at September 23, 2010 01:33 PM (POByM)
Here's Dale Peterson on that very issue.
Posted by: Chuck Johnson at September 23, 2010 01:34 PM (d4Hvj)
Posted by: Comrade Mua ha ha ha. Ha. at September 23, 2010 01:34 PM (oCXnK)
Yeah. I'm just a moron, but I thought Milt's point was self-contradictory.
He says the solution isn't voting them out. Instead, you have to exert pressure on them to do the right thing.
Yet, he identifies holding on to office as something that is of pre-eminent importance to the politician. If so, wouldn't voting those out who don't do the right thing be consistent, not inconsistent, with Milt's theory?
Posted by: angler at September 23, 2010 01:34 PM (SwjAj)
There's nothing fucking hotter than getting a blowjob from someone who's balling their fucking crybaby eyes out.
Their tears are a good lubricant?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 23, 2010 01:34 PM (c0A3e)
You don't know what the fuck you're for or against.
Classic eggmcmuffin.
You're wrong and you don't even know why you're wrong!
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:34 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (ydUQe)
WE HAVE TO PASS THE BILL SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S IN THE BILL!
*whew! good save. that should fool the fucking morons*
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (KUUXH)
These people are psychologically damaged and it's frightening that they make up such a large portion of the population.
Nope. Many of them have been indoctrinated by our education system to think this way. It's really all some of them know. Knowledge of the US Constitution? Nope. All they have to fall back on is marxist tripe. After Ocare is repealed or, at least, halted, the priority of conservatives should be a massive reform of our education system.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (rrktf)
It's pretty simple.
Posted by: Kenneth Burke at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (1yfos)
There's nothing fucking hotter than getting a blowjob from someone who's balling their fucking crybaby eyes out.
I find that offensive.
Posted by: Coco from 'Fame' at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (btcwG)
OT but I'll drag it back on topic. I have loaned my copy of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution to a friend here in Singapore who has always expressed an envy of American freedoms. To prep I explained that the Declaration lays out why they did what they had to do and the Constitution lays the framework for the implementation of a citizen state. I had explained before that the Founders intended a very limited Federal role (security and international commerce) with the States able to legislate the points specifically granted to the States in the Constitution; every other right and freedom is reserved for the indiviual citizen. It is gratifying to see a Malaysian/Singaporean discovering the absolute brilliance of the ideas in those two amazing documents. Now he wants to emigrate, really he always did since he has visited Texas on business. We've started discussions on how a determined group of entitled politicians, judges and socialists have perverted the greatest system ever devised. Mandated, government controlled health care has been one of the subjects. Zul is turning into a Tea Party activist.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at September 23, 2010 01:35 PM (pcJe3)
Politico writes, "t appears that no Democratic incumbent – in the House or in the Senate – has run a pro-reform TV ad since April, when Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) ran one."
Heh heh! Poor Harry, always the last to figure anything out. Heh!
I guess Oblahblah met with "Faith based" people/pastors/ministers etc. He told them that they need to "get the good news out about Obamacare." Go out ye and preach teh Gospel and extol the virtues of Obamacare. No wonder he attended church last Sunday. Next thing you know, he's going to start praying in public.
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 01:36 PM (8GYOu)
"There's nothing fucking hotter than getting a blowjob from someone who's balling their fucking crybaby eyes out."
I like the cut of your jib son.
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 23, 2010 01:37 PM (pUO5u)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:37 PM (KUUXH)
PS, I really can't trace you all that well, so you don't really have to worry. in his case his IP traced to a specific employer or hub.
LIAR.
You know where I live!
Posted by: Bleyzer at September 23, 2010 01:37 PM (btcwG)
Posted by: Chuck Johnson at September 23, 2010 01:38 PM (d4Hvj)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:38 PM (KUUXH)
It's pretty simple.
Posted by: Kenneth Burke at September 23, 2010 05:35 PM (1yfos)
If they do repeal it, promise you will cut your wrists, videotape it and post it on Youtube for us to enjoy.
Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2010 01:38 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Andy at September 23, 2010 01:39 PM (5Rurq)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY0Htcnz0ys&feature=related
Posted by: Guy at September 23, 2010 01:39 PM (G+GPc)
Oh, and I'm getting spoiled for Bill Simmons on PTI. I don't want Wilbon back.
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2010 01:39 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Coco from 'Fame'
Aww, this is nice. You've made Irene Cara relevant once again!
Remember, remember, remember.....!!!!
*jazz hands*
too soon?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 01:39 PM (BVhgE)
Nope. Many of them have been indoctrinated by our education system to think this way. It's really all some of them know.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 05:35 PM (rrktf)
I would argue that that's a form of psychological damage, i.e. brainwashing but whatever. I think we're generally on the same page.
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:39 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:39 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 01:40 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:40 PM (KUUXH)
Ace musta missed the night when were all concern trolls like Average Joe. We had Normal Normal, Everyday Eddie, Plain ol' Pete, and many more.
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:40 PM (uFokq)
uhhhhng!
*splunk splunk splunk*
You're money's on the dresser sweetheart. I'm through wit you.
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 23, 2010 01:40 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2010 01:40 PM (pUO5u)
There's nothing fucking hotter than getting a blowjob from someone who's balling their fucking crybaby eyes out.
Me loves me some teary, slobbering lovin'.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 01:41 PM (rrktf)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 23, 2010 01:41 PM (2PTT7)
To "replace" Obamacare. With the same thing. With a little elephant tattoo on its ankle. FUCK YEAH DUDE.
The Pledge officially took the GOP out of the anti-Obamacare business. Even in the face of near-universal opposition to it, they're all in. They're for it. It's fuckin' Pledged.
So who the fuck is "we?"
Posted by: oblig. at September 23, 2010 01:41 PM (x7Ao8)
Relatively new moron here.
You do realize that after we win back the House (and possibly the Senate), that businesses will finally feel confident enough to start hiring again, but we won't get the credit for that, right?
Your average night school GED Whattaburger grill technician sees the world thusly: "Good economy = good president"
An economic turnaround guarantees a second term for Obama. We saw this in 1994. Hell, we saw this in Reagan's first term.
Posted by: Spud at September 23, 2010 01:42 PM (pnBLu)
Posted by: Kenneth Burke at September 23, 2010 05:31 PM (1yfos)
Wow! If you are already this unhinged, I hate to see what you and people who think like you will be like on Nov. 2. It's going to be ugly.
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 01:42 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2010 05:39 PM (BP6Z1)
Big time. They need to replace Kornholer as well.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 01:42 PM (A0VTZ)
Curse You EricW - now I have nothing to contribute to this thread.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 23, 2010 05:32 PM (oCXnK)
What do you have against people who spell their names differently than others?
Can't I be different?
Can't I be an individual?
CAN I NOT BE A SHEEPLE?!?
Okay, unreasonable drama mode /off.
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:43 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 05:26 PM (KUUXH)
FIFY.
Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 01:43 PM (pUfK9)
Kenneth is just sad all his crazy hopes and dreams are crashing down around him. We should pity him.
Kenneth, what's the frequency?
Posted by: Dan Rather Kenneth is just sad all his crazy hopes and dreams are crashing down around him. We shoul at September 23, 2010 01:44 PM (8GYOu)
There's nothing fucking hotter than getting a blowjob from someone who's balling their fucking crybaby eyes out.
Me loves me some teary, slobbering lovin'.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 05:41 PM (rrktf)
A typical Thursday Morning for Pat Caddell.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 01:44 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 23, 2010 01:44 PM (bN5ZU)
An economic turnaround guarantees a second term for Obama.
We'll cross that bridge and blow it up when we get to it.
For now, taking back a chamber of Congress and getting the economy moving again sound pretty damn good to me.
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:45 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at September 23, 2010 01:45 PM (btcwG)
ace
Pray tell WHERE in NYC is there an area that is not "a very liberal-leaning sort of occupational hub"?
Posted by: Kemp at September 23, 2010 01:45 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: erg at September 23, 2010 01:45 PM (MMC8r)
Maybe I'll go in still drunk. Wouldn't be the first time....
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 23, 2010 01:45 PM (GNydv)
Stupid lazy trolls; beating on baby seals to get renewable fat to run my Humvee is more fun than bludgeoning them.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 01:46 PM (0q2P7)
Health care is not a conservative/liberal thing -- it's a human thing. And it's not just children, it's the elderly, too. I recall watching (through my tears) a very emotional appeal by a TV commentator whose father was dying, I think it was the "Countdown" show. He said he was lucky that he was able to take care of his dad, but so many others couldn't.
Heh Heh! Avg. Joe, you're killing me!
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 01:46 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2010 05:32 PM (OlN4e)
Hysterically apt!!!!!!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2010 01:46 PM (ZtwUX)
He said he was lucky that he was able to take care of his dad, but so many others couldn't.
Then why weren't they on the TV?
Quit your whining and spit on it, son. Don't make me want this.
Posted by: Pat Fucking Caddell at September 23, 2010 01:46 PM (btcwG)
Posted by: cuppa joe at September 23, 2010 01:47 PM (0K3p3)
Which pretty much means any Republican is a shoe-in.
Posted by: Methos at September 23, 2010 01:47 PM (ydUQe)
You couldn't name one fucking thing that matters as an object of deficit reduction. Defense, border/immigration, SS, Medicare? No, no, no, no.
You're a goddamned charlatan.
The diff between me & you is that 1) I don't fucking lie to myself about the nature of our political class; 2) I don't jerkoff while watching my Mommy pee into my mouth on my birthday
Posted by: Kenneth Burke at September 23, 2010 01:47 PM (1yfos)
Nov 2nd to me....
I think it's going to be like Pledge night in college when all the scary sorority girls got rejected from their house of choice. Several were in meltdown mode. Three on my floor left school the next day.
That's how I expect the libtards, most notably on MSNBC to react.
They better keep Schultz away from the matches.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 01:47 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: Kemp at September 23, 2010 05:45 PM (AQxTm)
My office! You are a Greeeeeeat American!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at September 23, 2010 01:47 PM (A0VTZ)
http://tinyurl.com/bhoatun
"Let me begin with what we have done. I have had no greater focus as president than rescuing our economy from potential catastrophe. ... The global economy has been pulled back from the brink of a depression, and is growing once more..."
He did it! He waved his magic unicorn horn, and the economy is booming again!
/do I hafta?
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 23, 2010 01:47 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Zombie Fritz Hollings at September 23, 2010 01:48 PM (yRrAd)
"If you think about it, this is really quite incredible: 279 Democrats, House and Senate included, voted for Obamacare, and not one of them has been willing to publicize that fact in a single TV spot over the past four months in the midst of a congressional campaign?"
and why on earth isn't every rebuplican running against the 279 jamming that vote down their throats using TV spots?
stuck on stupid or something more sinister?
you decide
Posted by: Shoey at September 23, 2010 01:48 PM (3yT2W)
Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 05:15 PM (pUfK9)
Not to mention unexpected, doubtless.
Posted by: Randy at September 23, 2010 01:48 PM (zQKSr)
My God....If that is not copy/paste trolling.....It is the most perfect imitation I have ever seen. It's like watching Total Recall, you get to the end and you still can't tell if it was all fake.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 01:48 PM (0q2P7)
Throw in the fact that a number of marginal Democrats either voted against Obamacare or have hedged on it, and you're in a place where on a district-by-district level Obamacare becomes less of an issue.
(Critz, Murtha's successor, claimed he would have voted against Obamacare, but will not support its repeal. For what that's worth.)
Posted by: Joe Collins at September 23, 2010 01:49 PM (gxV1s)
They're banking that they hold the Presidency for 2 more years, the fire will weaken, and that they will hold off resistance for a few more years. They are hoping they can divide and conquer the opposition however possible for a few years, survive the storm, and fight all the battles on their ground for yet another generation.
Posted by: Dave S. at September 23, 2010 01:49 PM (UvR6d)
(Huh? Wait, what? What's a BanHammer? Oh...)
I'm saying that they are not being very effective against Ace.
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 23, 2010 01:49 PM (HpT9p)
Maybe I'll go in still drunk. Wouldn't be the first time....
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 23, 2010 05:45 PM (GNydv)
That reminds me! I need to request off Nov. 3rd. I will most definitely be getting fuckered up well into the wee hours as returns come in.
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:49 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:49 PM (KUUXH)
A charlatan!
Ace, I do believe you're about to be slapped by a blubbering pussy with a white glove.
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:49 PM (uFokq)
the serious comic likes 'em thick,
Is this a sock? Cause if it is it's like a priaprism. If it lasts 4 hours seek medical attention.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 01:50 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 01:50 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 01:50 PM (9b6FB)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
We strongly disagree!
Posted by: Poland and Czech Republic at September 23, 2010 01:50 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: NM Hick at September 23, 2010 01:50 PM (IzuWw)
"Not a single Democrat up for reelection is running ads touting ObamaCare:"
More Repubs should make up for that fact by emulating Anna Little in NJ#6:
http://www.stoppallone.com/ This is their bill, not just Frank Pallone's, and may they rot in hell for it!
Posted by: tingles at September 23, 2010 01:51 PM (X6fyr)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2010 01:51 PM (5Rurq)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
You sir, are an uniformed putz!
Posted by: Israel at September 23, 2010 01:51 PM (8GYOu)
How precious! Sarah Palin is giving the Left vapors again!!
Sarah Palin Drops The H-Bomb: 'Barack Hussein Obama' (VIDEO)
Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin made headlines for suggesting in a TV interview she'd run for president in 2012 "if nobody else were to step up," but little noticed in that segment was the one-time vice presidential nominee dropping President Obama's middle name.
Palin (R) managed to suggest Obama has a shady past and use his middle name -- as his critics often did during the 2008 campaign -- all in one quick hit with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren.
"Funny, Greta, we are learning more about Christine O'Donnell and her college years and her teenage years and her financial dealings than anybody ever even bothered to ask about Barack Hussein Obama as a candidate and now as our president," Palin said.
Palin added later that it is "fair to dig in somebody's past." She said that if the "lamestream media" did do that digging voters would "find out their associates and beliefs and what formed their beliefs."
It's certainly not the first time Palin has cracked about Obama's past, but we couldn't find any references to her using his middle name. Who can forget that Palin was the candidate to insist that Obama doesn't see America in the same way as she and Sen. John McCain.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 01:51 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:51 PM (KUUXH)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
You want to rethink that?
Posted by: Israel at September 23, 2010 01:52 PM (btcwG)
I nominate, Tri-Corner Hat/Tea Party Girl
Second!
Storm a Comin'.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2010 05:42 PM (btcwG)
Shit blizzard
Posted by: Jim Lahey at September 23, 2010 01:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Hey, Cindy Bradys, no one likes a tattle tale.
Stop outing sockpuppets. You're taking the fun out of them.
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 01:52 PM (uFokq)
Kenny dear?
Come back to bed honey.
You need to finish tongue punching your mommy in her fart box. Lover.
*tee hee hee*
Posted by: Kenneth Burke's Mommy at September 23, 2010 01:52 PM (yRJfW)
Gee. Mandate coverage for people regardless of risk or ability to pay and you get price increases? Who woulda thought?
Well, practically everybody knew this, didn't they?
Posted by: nickless at September 23, 2010 01:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 05:50 PM (rurh0)
Isn't that a sign of recent spinal cord injury?
Just sayin'
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 01:53 PM (u+5Bv)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
We got hosed!
Posted by: Candian Ex-Pat in Honduras at September 23, 2010 01:54 PM (btcwG)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 23, 2010 01:54 PM (2PTT7)
Here is one difference erg, GWB loved his country and wanted it to do well, while Zero is a low life communist that just doesn't give a shit.
And, BTW, Your mother is still sucking cocks in Hell.
Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2010 01:54 PM (OlN4e)
That's right, keep rubbing that precious, it will take care of you, it loves you like you love it. It would never turn on you, your precious.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 01:54 PM (0q2P7)
I like this so much i'm stealing it, lol
"My self-worth as a human being is tied up in saving everyone from the problems I invent-- that's why I'm a liberal! If you don't let me save you, I cannot be elevated above you! This is why we liberals despise 'self-reliance' and 'free markets' and 'invisible hands,' because they somehow imply that problems are solvable without us!"
Posted by: Shoey at September 23, 2010 01:55 PM (3yT2W)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
Heh Heh! We loooove ignorant, naive Americans!
Posted by: Iran and Venezuela at September 23, 2010 01:55 PM (8GYOu)
Ace - Right on!
Obama is losing it. The crowds ain't showing up and big mo ain't no mo fo' Obama.
Keep up the good fight!
Posted by: journolist at September 23, 2010 01:55 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at September 23, 2010 01:56 PM (YmPwQ)
But people are getting hit with 20% increases in their health insurance premiums since ObamaCare passed.
My premiums are down 300%!
Posted by: Median Mike at September 23, 2010 01:56 PM (btcwG)
But people are getting hit with 20% increases in their health insurance premiums since ObamaCare passed.
My premiums are down 3000%!
Posted by: Median Mike at September 23, 2010 01:56 PM (btcwG)
Man these people are dense. It doesn't occur to them that TARP is as unpopular as it is because of the way it was abused, not because of the general policy.
TARP would not be so unpopular today if it weren't used to:
-- Funnel billions of US tax dollars to European institutions, off the record, through US banks
-- Buy GM, pay off the UAW, and steal the debt owned by senior creditors
-- Intimidate participants into supporting (or not opposing) Obama's political agenda; they were even afraid to schedule conferences in Las Vegas because they were afraid of the strings attached to TARP and the political demogoguery.
-- Other shit I'm sure I'm forgetting.
Posted by: DaveS at September 23, 2010 01:56 PM (mAp1o)
Posted by: The Tasteful Thickness of Jeff at September 23, 2010 01:57 PM (8cIEO)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
Are you kidding me? I'm no longer on the Axis of Evil! Wheee!
Posted by: North Korea at September 23, 2010 01:57 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2010 01:57 PM (FcR7P)
Good Lord, our country has lost it's mind.
Posted by: Chuck Johnson at September 23, 2010 01:57 PM (d4Hvj)
Man oh man...when Ace said this:
You exercised raw political power.
Our turn, bitches.
I almost wanted him...almost.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 23, 2010 01:58 PM (CluUg)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
You sir, are an uniformed putz!
Posted by: Israel at September 23, 2010 05:51 PM (8GYOu)
What they said.Posted by: Poland, Louisiana, and the one honest Pashtun at September 23, 2010 01:58 PM (ydUQe)
W wanted to win the war on terror. Obama wants to lose the war and blame it on someone else.
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 01:58 PM (xxgag)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 01:58 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 05:31 PM (KUUXH)
Perhaps he is able to channel liberals so well in his parodies because he spends all day immersed in their mental spunk. It's a relief to get home and take a shower some days -- damned Leftism gets in everywhere!
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 01:58 PM (7AOgy)
An economic turnaround guarantees a second term for Obama.
The list is long as to why people don't like this asshole. Just picking one and expounding on it will put whatever opponent he has in 2012 into the WH.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 01:59 PM (rrktf)
Omar Sharif: I pity the men who are under such fire.
Peter O'Toole: But they are Turks Democrats.
Omar Sharif: Nevertheless, I pity them.
Pound them!
They cannot hear and even if they stoop to do so, they do not listen!
Pound them without mercy!
Posted by: ya2daup at September 23, 2010 01:59 PM (yRrAd)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
Sacrilege! How dare you compare our smart, caring, professorial Precedent McDreamy with that evil, Neanderthal George Chimpy Bushitler! If I find out who you are, I'm going to kick your stinking ass!
Posted by: Lefty McMoonbat at September 23, 2010 01:59 PM (8GYOu)
What is "Global Warming", Alex.
I'll take "Things You Should Be Learning In School" for $1000 to finish the categoy.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2010 05:57 PM (FcR7P)
Isn't that now Global Climate DISRUPTION? Come on... at least keep up with the new Government names for stuff...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2010 02:00 PM (AdK6a)
The list is long as to why people don't like this a*****e. Just picking one and expounding on it will put whatever opponent he has in 2012 into the WH.
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 05:59 PM (rrktf)
The more so if he has a public meltdown, which is quite possible.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 23, 2010 02:00 PM (JYxmy)
'Hardly a sliver of difference', forsooth.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 23, 2010 02:01 PM (2PTT7)
And that's what people don't get about Woodward's book. Woodward is explicitly telling us it is all a cold, political calculation for the O-man.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 23, 2010 02:01 PM (d4Hvj)
Law & Order Episodes #23, #87 and #106, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: So-So Joe at September 23, 2010 02:01 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 23, 2010 02:01 PM (bN5ZU)
Bush likes chicks.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 02:02 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 02:02 PM (KUUXH)
Law & Order Episodes #23, #87 and #106, if I'm not mistaken.
Posted by: So-So Joe at September 23, 2010 06:01 PM (EHI/u)
Huh. Was he driving a cab?
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 23, 2010 02:02 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 05:59 PM (xxgag)
I love it.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2010 02:02 PM (T0NGe)
Good Lord, our country has lost it's mind.
Posted by: Chuck Johnson at September 23, 2010 05:57 PM (d4Hvj)
And for heaven's sake, Teh Won himself referred to his middle name in his Cairo speech and various times since his election.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:04 PM (7AOgy)
Hey, Cindy Bradys, no one likes a tattle tale.
Stop outing sockpuppets. You're taking the fun out of them.
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 05:52 PM (uFokq)
I call bullshit. The information is in plain view. Besides, I would rather know when there's a troll in our midst, and you can't always tell. I'd rather not go off on a regular who sockpuppets.
Posted by: NM Hick at September 23, 2010 02:04 PM (IzuWw)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 02:04 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:02 PM (rurh0)
Down here in the South we just call that Blue Balls
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 23, 2010 02:04 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: So-So Joe at September 23, 2010 06:01 PM (EHI/u)
Eek! Where did you hear that?
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 23, 2010 02:04 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: Dave G at September 23, 2010 05:55 PM (n7xol)
Thx dude. Got in. Saving it for Nov 3.
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 23, 2010 02:05 PM (HpT9p)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:02 PM (rurh0)
How is the synonym "Obama" related to the word "priapism"?
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:05 PM (7AOgy)
Ah, Jakeman, you bring back the good times.
---
I have voted for every Republican since Woodrow Wilson, but I am deeply concerned by the Republicans unconstitutional attack on Obamacare. As a conservative Christian, I have long supported Jesus Christ's program of complex regulations that limit freedom.
Posted by: Concerned Christian at September 23, 2010 02:05 PM (epBek)
You have an abstract notion of victory, ace. There's hardly a sliver of difference between Obama and Bush.
Yup, both were children of privilege who went to expensive private schools for their secondary education and Ivy League universities. They are both in the upper tax bracket now. I see what you're saying.
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 02:05 PM (8GYOu)
I do jerk-off while she's peeing into his mouth. Especially on his birthday.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 02:05 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 02:06 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Bacons, and Meteor afficionado at September 23, 2010 02:06 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2010 02:06 PM (FcR7P)
Why his birthday?
Did she forget to get him something, so...? "Oh here, I got you this."
A crude person would posit that it's just to take the left-over-from-Father's-Day taste of the postman's weenus out of his mouth, but I'm not that person!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 23, 2010 02:06 PM (2PTT7)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 06:02 PM (xtAfO)
Somebody get the bar measurer. This is gonna be a close one.
Posted by: Cicero at September 23, 2010 02:06 PM (QKKT0)
I have voted for every Republican since Woodrow Wilson, but I am deeply concerned by the Republicans unconstitutional attack on Obamacare. As a conservative Christian, I have long supported Jesus Christ's program of complex regulations that limit freedom.
Bwhahaha! You had me at "Jesus Christ's program of complex regulations"!
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 02:06 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (rurh0)
Actually, a priaprism is the annoying 6" long thing that dangles off a Prius's rear view mirror and throws rainbows in your eyes as you accelerate past. I'm in California and know whereof I speak. :-)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: beedubya at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: catmman at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (DTzwU)
Posted by: BuddyPC at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (nSkOL)
To "replace" Obamacare. With the same thing. With a little elephant tattoo on its ankle. FUCK YEAH DUDE.
The Pledge officially took the GOP out of the anti-Obamacare business. Even in the face of near-universal opposition to it, they're all in. They're for it. It's fuckin' Pledged.
So who the fuck is "we?"
Posted by: oblig. at September 23, 2010 05:41 PM (x7Ao
Dude... they've been saying repeal and replace for months. Chill. It's not lilke we have exactly a free market now, yah? It could be better. Let them repeal, see what the replace will be, then scream your fool head off if you don't like it.
Posted by: Randy at September 23, 2010 02:07 PM (zQKSr)
Posted by: s'moron at September 23, 2010 05:28 PM (UaxA0)
Ed Buck, champion of abused gerbils everywhere.
Posted by: ya2daup at September 23, 2010 02:08 PM (yRrAd)
Good Lord, our country has lost it's mind.
Posted by: Chuck Johnson at September 23, 2010 05:57 PM (d4Hvj)
And for heaven's sake, Teh Won himself referred to his middle name in his Cairo speech and various times since his election.
And how could you forget that golden classic sung by those precocious school children: "Barack Hussein Obama, Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm!"
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 02:09 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: nickless at September 23, 2010 02:09 PM (MMC8r)
Ed Buck, champion creator of abused gerbils everywhere.
Posted by: ya2daup at September 23, 2010 06:08 PM (yRrAd)
FIFY
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at September 23, 2010 02:09 PM (VmtE9)
224 Wow this 2010 election team of Trolls looks like the third quarter pre-season team. When do we get the real trolls?
MikeTheMoose at September 23, 2010 06:04 PM (0q2P7)
These are Piltdown Trolls
Posted by: Beto at September 23, 2010 02:10 PM (j5CHE)
Posted by: Leigh T at September 23, 2010 02:10 PM (Ro6Nq)
Posted by: The Tasteful Thickness of Jeff at September 23, 2010 02:10 PM (8cIEO)
Oh and find the line in there about how this broad was still waiting for 'magic'.
These people are truly a pathetic lot.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 23, 2010 02:11 PM (BVhgE)
I beg to differ. Only one, President Bush loves his Country
I guess my deadpan wasn't very good. I'm just funning the troll.
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 02:11 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: beedubya at September 23, 2010 06:07 PM (AnTyA)
The only two things that go together in that sentence are "priapus" and "beaver tail." Oh, and maybe "fur."
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:11 PM (7AOgy)
Well, somebody had to drum up the money to replace the Grand Marquis after lil' Kenny rolled it into the ditch after the Ween concert. Mr. 'Hello-This-Is-The-Help-Desk' doesn't have the jack for a super-sized combo, much less another car.
Posted by: Kenneth Burkes's sadly tried mother. at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (2PTT7)
Posted by: journolist at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (O/NP5)
ace, you're like the superman of the blogsphere today.....and it's all spectacular stuff....
you can't keep toping yourself like this, you'll get exhausted....
Posted by: curious at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Kenneth Burke's Mom at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Beto at September 23, 2010 06:10 PM (j5CHE)
Potemkin Trolls.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (T0NGe)
Priapus, root word for priaprism. An erection that just won't go away.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:02 PM (rurh0)
How is the synonym "Obama" related to the word "priapism"?
Uh, the guy is a dick.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Leigh T at September 23, 2010 06:10 PM (Ro6Nq)
Will there be a run on candy Reids and sugar Pelosis, do you suppose?
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:12 PM (7AOgy)
Real morons understand you completely.
Posted by: Beto at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (j5CHE)
1) Ace, your "pie chart" description of the Obama phenomenon of 2008 is the best I've seen, and get's right at the heart of the matter.
2) Healthcare is not a right; it's a responsibility.
3) "We're going for your fucking throats."
Wow! Cue I Love Being a Gangsta
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (9b6FB)
Priapus, root word for priaprism. An erection that just won't go away.
So.....what kind of back injury causes that?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (rrktf)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (dPcmp)
Bush was born in the USA.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (xtAfO)
You exercised raw political power.
Our turn, bitches.
Reminds me of one of the best Tea Party signs ever."
------------------------
Western Rifle Shooters had a good one a while back (can't find link, unfortunately):
"If you won't follow our founding documents, we will introduce you to our founding methods."
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (xy9wk)
How is the synonym "Obama" related to the word "priapism"?
Uh, the guy is a dick.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:12 PM (rurh0)
Yes, that's the synonym part. I was just wondering if there was a common word root.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:13 PM (7AOgy)
So.....what kind of back injury causes that?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 23, 2010 06:13 PM (rrktf)
Isn't she the FDA-approved treatment for priapism?
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:14 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 02:14 PM (9b6FB)
Excellant snark for all of you but the link is also funny fow WIKI.
Priapus, root word for priaprism. An erection that just won't go away.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:15 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: tarpon at September 23, 2010 02:16 PM (g0QB8)
I have a complaint to the management at AoSHQ. In the past all 'Waterloo' threads were accompanied by at least one ABBA video. I know times are hard but these cutbacks in benefits are unacceptable.
No ABBA no PEACE
Posted by: robtr at September 23, 2010 02:16 PM (fwSHf)
How about those Cubs!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 23, 2010 02:16 PM (2PTT7)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at September 23, 2010 02:16 PM (KAa3c)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 23, 2010 06:07 PM (JYxmy)
You have witnessed Mind Control Ray technology developed by Darpa at the behest of of Jimmy Carter in 1978.
These rays program your mind to accept the Green agenda as espoused by numerous environmental advocacy groups who are actually fronts for the Progressive Alliance Group and funded by Goerge Soros, the Bilderberg Group and Reptilian Aliens from the Perseid Star Group.
I suggest purchasing non-genetically altered crisis garden seeds from my sponsor!
Posted by: Alex Jones at September 23, 2010 02:17 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2010 02:17 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 02:17 PM (0GFWk)
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."
Democrats are bleeding..........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 02:17 PM (dPcmp)
Waterloo was an even-handed battle whose outcome was determined late and could have gone the other way but for circumstance.
Pickett's Charge. Balaclava, maybe, or Little Big Horn.
Posted by: BuddyPC at September 23, 2010 06:07 PM (nSkOL)
Gallipoli. A completely useless and hopeless assault that resulted in massive losses for the attacker.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:17 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:18 PM (rurh0)
I thought it was called "being 15".
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 02:18 PM (h/zKr)
This is an unconstitutional violation of the first amendment and also whatever amendment it is that allows you blow stuff up and kill people without consequence!
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (xxgag)
Gallipoli. A completely useless and hopeless assault that resulted in massive losses for the attacker.
Ooh, good one. And the young Aussies were but cannon fodder. Mel Gibson was really good in that movie.
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (8GYOu)
How is the synonym "Obama" related to the word "priapism"?
Uh, the guy is a dick.
If your Obama lasts for more than 4 years, please see your doctor. If he hasn't retired or moved out of the country. If he has, then just slam it with a ball-pein hammer while chanting 'Hope! Change!'.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (2PTT7)
Posted by: curious at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (p302b)
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Mallamutt at September 23, 2010 06:16 PM (OWjjx)
Weather front; Texas-style; 40-degree temp drop in an hour or so; 'high winds', i,e, tornado; much flustering, etc
front's comin'.......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (dPcmp)
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at September 23, 2010 02:19 PM (BZ2Bm)
Posted by: Have Blue at September 23, 2010 02:20 PM (mV+es)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:20 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:18 PM (rurh0)
I agree!
Posted by: Ron Jeremy Member of Club for Growth since 1973 at September 23, 2010 02:20 PM (A0VTZ)
O/T The Chicago Tribune is reporting that William Ayers was denied the honorary title of 'professor emeritus' by the University of Illinois board after an impassioned speech by Christopher Kennedy, son of the late Robert F. Kennedy. The younger Kennedy mentioned that Ayers had partially dedicated one of his books to the killer of RFK.
Lefty blocking Lefty--kind of ironic. I wonder if that will cost Ayers financially or if it's just a title that doesn't come with any perks.
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 02:21 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2010 02:22 PM (EHI/u)
Then where do I tie off the reins?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 02:22 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: Kenneth Burke at September 23, 2010 05:47 PM (1yfos)
Posted by: Edmund Burke at September 23, 2010 02:22 PM (ZsRGN)
I suffered from that as a teenager. Well.....suffering's not quite the right word...
Posted by: Beto at September 23, 2010 02:24 PM (j5CHE)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:18 PM (rurh0)
I thought that's what the pudding was for.
Note to self: buy pudding futures.
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 02:25 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 23, 2010 02:25 PM (0GFWk)
Both sides of I-95 for about 15-20 minutes.......
( thank you; thank you very much; thank you, ladies and gentlemen )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 02:25 PM (dPcmp)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 23, 2010 02:25 PM (Yb/gj)
I don't jerkoff while watching my Mommy pee into my mouth on my birthday
This is insensitive to self-pleasuring urine drinkers.
Delete this post!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2010 02:25 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:26 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 23, 2010 02:26 PM (rrktf)
Posted by: rockhead at September 23, 2010 02:28 PM (RykTt)
Your rivers of tears will put an end to that one, libtards. H8ers!
Posted by: Gaia at September 23, 2010 02:28 PM (yRrAd)
Burke's Mom has a huge dick!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 02:28 PM (h/zKr)
I have a complaint to the management at AoSHQ. In the past all 'Waterloo' threads were accompanied by at least one ABBA video. I know times are hard but these cutbacks in benefits are unacceptable.
Sadly, we are no longer able to post video of the group, ABBA. After closer inspection, we were able to ascertain that the group ABBA is comprised completely of white people. We were shocked to discover that there was not one minority nor any discernable extra melanin content in any of the band members. Because of this lack of diversity, we did not feel we could in good conscience continue to post ABBA videos. I know this might come as a shock to you as it did to us because we were so engrossed in the high quality of the music, the lack of minorities in the group escaped us.
We apologize for airing video clips of ABBA in earlier posts and promise never to do so again. We have also made a sizeable contribution to Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition and Al Sharpton Inc. to atone for our previous lack of sensitivity to people of color.
Posted by: Teh Management at AoSHQ at September 23, 2010 02:29 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 06:26 PM (rurh0)
Is that patina or just a teeny pina?
Posted by: journolist at September 23, 2010 02:29 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: catmman at September 23, 2010 02:30 PM (DTzwU)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 02:31 PM (dPcmp)
Sadly, we are no longer able to post video of the group, ABBA. After closer inspection, we were able to ascertain that the group ABBA is comprised completely of white people. We were shocked to discover that there was not one minority nor any discernable extra melanin content in any of the band members. Because of this lack of diversity, we did not feel we could in good conscience continue to post ABBA videos. I know this might come as a shock to you as it did to us because we were so engrossed in the high quality of the music, the lack of minorities in the group escaped us.
We apologize for airing video clips of ABBA in earlier posts and promise never to do so again. We have also made a sizeable contribution to Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition and Al Sharpton Inc. to atone for our previous lack of sensitivity to people of color.
Posted by: Teh Management at AoSHQ at September 23, 2010 06:29 PM (8GYOu)
Hey, dumbass: ABBA has two brunettes, and in Sweden, brunettes ARE people of color!
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:31 PM (7AOgy)
What's this now? Who are we talking about??
Posted by: laceyunderalls blonde and out of the loop but mostly the blonde thing at September 23, 2010 02:32 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 02:33 PM (rrktf)
Posted by: Comrade Average Joe at September 23, 2010 02:34 PM (oCXnK)
The Democrats assumed all the Tea Party rallies and Town Hall confrontations were astroturfed and filled with Republican operatives
I had really good acquaintances that swore up and down that the tea party was filled with drug company employees. Seriously... they really believed this in their heart of hearts. When I told them that I went to a local TP rally their eyes glazed over. They could not fathom why anyone would oppose this.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 23, 2010 02:34 PM (omOZD)
Posted by: Phil Smith at September 23, 2010 06:33 PM (n+cpx)
There is no Zul.
Only Zuul.
Posted by: Zuul, suckas! at September 23, 2010 02:35 PM (u+5Bv)
O/T
The Wookie just appeared on a Fox News clip, and I recognized the walk. Michelle O'Bigbutt walks like a farm girl plowing potatoes, and her butt looks like she ate the whole thing just like Mikey.
Posted by: Fish at September 23, 2010 02:35 PM (v1gw3)
Sacrilege! How dare you compare our smart, caring, professorial Precedent McDreamy with that evil, Neanderthal George Chimpy Bushitler! If I find out who you are, I'm going to kick slap your stinking ass!
FIFY
Posted by: madamex at September 23, 2010 02:36 PM (jChrK)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2010 02:36 PM (VW9/y)
I hope this clears it up for you.
Posted by: Mallamutt at September 23, 2010 06:35 PM (OWjjx)
Say it, don't spray it.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:36 PM (7AOgy)
I was looking forward to seeing that when I got home.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 02:37 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: laceyunderalls blonde and out of the loop but mostly the blonde thing at September 23, 2010 02:37 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2010 02:38 PM (QMtmy)
I hope this clears it up for you.
Posted by: Mallamutt at September 23, 2010 06:35 PM (OWjjx)
lol
I was just about to answer but yours is far superior.
For obvious reasons, crystal clear.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:38 PM (A0VTZ)
We're the Zulus; Demos are the Brits
I like it. We're the barbarians overrunning our betters. The elites are going down!
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 02:39 PM (xxgag)
Posted by: Fish at September 23, 2010 06:35 PM (v1gw3)
No... Mikey likes it. The guy who ate the whole thing was in an Alka-Seltzer commercial.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:39 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Sandbagger at September 23, 2010 02:39 PM (uk+WA)
Nah, it was just a bunch of guys who didn't actually know how to make a fist when they attempted to hit someone.
Posted by: GMan at September 23, 2010 02:40 PM (7tAjO)
Posted by: Fresh Air at September 23, 2010 02:40 PM (ktD7X)
Posted by: John at September 23, 2010 02:40 PM (o7EOv)
We're the Zulus; Demos are the Brits
I like it. We're the barbarians overrunning our betters. The elites are going down!
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 23, 2010 06:39 PM (xxgag)
Okay -- let's go a step further. Who are they going to have at their Roark's Drift after the 2010 elections?
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:40 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2010 06:39 PM (QMtmy)
Butter is far healthier.
Posted by: Obtuse Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:41 PM (A0VTZ)
Just read Sarah Palin's latest slam down of Obamacare on her Face Book. WOW this was a fricking take no prisoners slam down O rama.
Posted by: journolist at September 23, 2010 02:42 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: John at September 23, 2010 06:40 PM (o7EOv)
Palin also has a Take Back the 20 effort to recapture the Congressional seats in the 20 districts that voted for McCain/Palin in 2008 and whose incumbents voted for ObamaCare.
Posted by: stuiec at September 23, 2010 02:42 PM (7AOgy)
I was looking forward to seeing that when I got home.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 06:37 PM (h/zKr)
It wasn't that exciting. The video was funny as hell but the ensuing fracasse wasn't much of a fracasse.
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 02:42 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: Fresh Air at September 23, 2010 02:43 PM (ktD7X)
Isandwana is a good battle analolgy
As long as it's not a land war in Asia. And it doesn't make Ace mad.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2010 02:43 PM (QMtmy)
Butter is far healthier.
Posted by: Obtuse Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 06:41 PM (A0VTZ)
But when you press on the spray button, butter just glops out onto the floor
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2010 02:43 PM (z1N6a)
I was looking forward to seeing that when I got home.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 06:37 PM (h/zKr)
It was all good fun until somebody lost an eye.
Posted by: Cicero at September 23, 2010 02:44 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: the serious comic likes 'em thick at September 23, 2010 05:18 PM (uFokq)
You can post that when it does actually get repealed. We are not there yet, and frankly I still see the odds of it being repealed slim to none.
Posted by: Sam at September 23, 2010 02:44 PM (Cxsey)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:44 PM (rurh0)
Just an aside, every time I see a bio of Churchill, the authors seem to go out of their way to point out that "according to military historians" (or some such) Gallipoli and the Dardanelles disaster were actually sound strategically, but failed due to mismanagement, luck, etc.
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 02:44 PM (9b6FB)
Dinna do that, lad! Ye'll burn!
Posted by: Fr. Murphy at September 23, 2010 02:45 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 23, 2010 02:46 PM (oCXnK)
We're the Zulus; Demos are the Brits
I like it. We're the barbarians overrunning our betters. The elites are going down!
Posted by: WalrusRex
Beware the horns of the buffalo Democrats. Also beware an army of guys who have to get through you to get some.
Posted by: Sandbagger at September 23, 2010 02:46 PM (uk+WA)
But when you press on the spray button, butter just glops out onto the floor
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2010 06:43 PM (z1N6a)
Not sure what you mean. Butter doesn't come in spray bottles. Try the microwave to make it softer.
Posted by: Really Obtuse Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:46 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 23, 2010 02:46 PM (EHI/u)
Are you, you know, like, hitting on me, h8tr?
Posted by: Meggy McCain at September 23, 2010 06:46 PM (rrktf)
So many good replies so little time.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:47 PM (A0VTZ)
Politico reports Joe Biden saying: "“Maybe the best thing to happen to us lately is the Tea Party ... Maybe it’ll shake some of our constituency out of their lethargy.”
Lethargy, yah, right Joe.
Posted by: journolist at September 23, 2010 02:47 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: Cicero at September 23, 2010 02:47 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2010 05:58 PM (KUUXH)
Retarded butt-babies.
Posted by: Mrs. Garrison at September 23, 2010 02:48 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: beedubya at September 23, 2010 02:48 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 23, 2010 02:50 PM (rurh0)
@123: "You do realize that after we win back the House (and possibly the Senate), that businesses will finally feel confident enough to start hiring again, but we won't get the credit for that, right?
Your average night school GED Whattaburger grill technician sees the world thusly: "Good economy = good president"
An economic turnaround guarantees a second term for Obama. We saw this in 1994. Hell, we saw this in Reagan's first term."
The good news is that the economy is so fucked, it probably won't improve. If anything, worse is coming. Obizzle won't get a boost.
The bad news is that the economy is so fucked, it probably won't improve. If anything, worse is coming.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 23, 2010 02:51 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Teh Management at AoSHQ at September 23, 2010 02:51 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: beedubya at September 23, 2010 06:48 PM (AnTyA)
Nice to hear they might vote for a real man and class act over a pathetic, dirty fighting, non entity like Klein.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:51 PM (A0VTZ)
I take it you guys ruined the fun on the Hipster Slapfight Video?
I live in Florida 22 and we have the veteran's mounted for the charge, and we predict a bloody battle, but the Stars & Stripes will fly over the battlefield in November instead of the hammer and cycle.
Posted by: Fish at September 23, 2010 02:52 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 05:15 PM (pUfK9)
Actually, I'm hoping it is precedented--1894.
At least I know some of you are as dorky as I and will staying up all night refreshing pages to see the MASSIVE RED TSUNAMI.
It's like they are teenagers. All I say is "you should have listened". They didn't and are reaping the consequences. Teenagers think that the adults are just saying shit to hear themselves talk. That's what they thought too.
Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2010 02:53 PM (IQs4u)
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at September 23, 2010 02:53 PM (BZ2Bm)
Eh. This thread is such a slut you could've just dropped it in.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 23, 2010 02:53 PM (h/zKr)
Kind of O/T but did Obama express any sympathy or grief for the 9 Americans that died in that chopper crash in Afghanistan?
Posted by: Teh Management at AoSHQ at September 23, 2010 06:51 PM (8GYOu)
This is rhetorical, right?
Posted by: ErikW at September 23, 2010 02:53 PM (u+5Bv)
But when you press on the spray button, butter just glops out onto the floor
That's not a button.
And that's not butter.
Posted by: Rod Rooter at September 23, 2010 02:53 PM (3fiIy)
And no, I have never bought it. There are somethings I am just not brave enough to try. Clearly, I am no Chris Christie. Or a hipster gay dude. Or a headline.
Posted by: Mallamutt, trying to tie in all the threads of the day at September 23, 2010 06:49 PM (OWjjx)
Got to be some kind of additive though right? Can't be all natural butter can it?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:54 PM (A0VTZ)
Posted by: beedubya at September 23, 2010 06:48 PM (AnTyA)
Didn't he promise to do something to Pelosi or was that just one of my fantasies? So hard to remember...
Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2010 02:54 PM (IQs4u)
Politico reports Joe Biden saying: "“Maybe the best thing to happen to us lately is the Tea Party ... Maybe it’ll shake some of our constituency out of their lethargy.”
Lethargy, yah, right Joe.
The majority of Biteme's constituents have never seen that word.
Posted by: Meggy McCain at September 23, 2010 02:54 PM (rrktf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2010 02:54 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 23, 2010 02:55 PM (o7EOv)
Why is Chris Christie the only GOP leader who really Gets It?
Chris Christie was issued a large set of balls, and all others received a small pair of playing marbles.
Posted by: Fish at September 23, 2010 02:55 PM (v1gw3)
This is rhetorical, right?
Yup, I know our Precedent has been very busy attending fundraisers, campaigning, bashing Republicans and hosting cocktail parties. Have you noticed the media isn't reporting about his golfing any more? I'm sure he's still going but they figured out that it's not making him look good, so they'd better shut up.
Posted by: Lindy Chamberlain at September 23, 2010 02:56 PM (8GYOu)
Posted by: Editor
" Unexpected"
Posted by: Sandbagger at September 23, 2010 02:56 PM (uk+WA)
Rorke's Drift was not a 'true battle' because of the nature of the engagement but was obviously a demonstration of courage: More VCs per combatant than any engagement
......Victoria Cross, not Viet Cong
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 02:57 PM (dPcmp)
Posted by: catmman at September 23, 2010 02:57 PM (DTzwU)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2010 02:57 PM (z1N6a)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2010 06:39 PM (QMtmy)
It's just olive oil and propellant.
Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2010 02:58 PM (IQs4u)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 02:58 PM (A0VTZ)
@133: "I recall watching (through my tears) a very emotional appeal by a TV commentator whose father was dying, I think it was the "Countdown" show."
That's 'cause you a pussy.
Posted by: Mudflap the Autobot at September 23, 2010 02:58 PM (xy9wk)
Angry white raaaaacist tea baggin white males, mostly southern, gun owning, militia types who had a big collective temper tantrum.
That's hawt!
Posted by: laceyunderalls channeling Paris Hilton at September 23, 2010 03:03 PM (BVhgE)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 23, 2010 05:32 PM (xtAfO)
Reading upthread. Huh?
Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2010 03:04 PM (IQs4u)
"...we're not just tugging back. We're going for your fucking throats."
This whole day's political news is in priapism territory.
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 03:05 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: catmman at September 23, 2010 03:06 PM (DTzwU)
It's just olive oil and propellant.
Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2010 06:58 PM (IQs4u)
Yeah, the propellant being a combination of CFC's, R-12 and DDT!
Why do you wingers hate Gaia?!? WHY?!?!
Posted by: Typical Fucking Berkeley Student Moonbat at September 23, 2010 03:07 PM (u+5Bv)
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 07:05 PM (9b6FB)
And Ohio Dan injured his hand, so no fapping for him. He's totally buying flowers for Mr.s OD.
Posted by: K~Bob at September 23, 2010 03:07 PM (9b6FB)
You exercised raw political power.
Our turn, bitches.
RRRRAAAAAAAHHHH! (flings glass beer bottle against wall)
Posted by: Filly at September 23, 2010 03:08 PM (MVKg4)
Posted by: madamex at September 23, 2010 03:08 PM (jChrK)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 06:57 PM (dPcmp)
< "Um, what, who . . . someone say VietCong" Loretta Sanchez, (D-CA who stole Bob Dornan's seat with illegal votes - now bashing Asians who appear to be Republican)
Posted by: journolist at September 23, 2010 03:10 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2010 03:10 PM (rrktf)
Posted by: Filly at September 23, 2010 03:12 PM (MVKg4)
I said 'true battle' and used quotes because that's what some historians believe
Any combat action involving the British military can get a combatant a VC
Of course it was a battle........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 03:18 PM (dPcmp)
@328: " Isandwana is a good battle analolgy
We're the Zulus; Demos are the Brits"
Sooo...we should expect to get our asses thumped a day later, then get our entire way of life destroyed within a year?
Posted by: Mudflap the Autobot at September 23, 2010 03:25 PM (xy9wk)
I took a lot of shit around here a few months ago when I said the passage of Obamacare will be the best thing for us because it will mean we win back the House in November.
What good does it do a man to gain the House, only to be unable to repeal HCR?
Also: beware the lame duck session. Much mischief may yet come to pass.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 23, 2010 03:27 PM (VpSrQ)
Posted by: runningrn at September 23, 2010 06:57 PM (8GYOu)
Nobody darns socks anymore, silly! :-)
/we just buy cheap new ones from China... more's the pity
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 23, 2010 03:42 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Moron at September 23, 2010 03:50 PM (sKOpo)
( sigh ) . I said battle analogy. If you study what happened that day, you might understand.
Only a part of the Zulu army from Isandwana fought at Rorke's Drift. That engagement gave the British time to bring up troops to defend several cities.
Generic advice: Don't take a limited analogy too far
Waterloo can be taken too far here as an analogy: The British held on all day until the Prussians finally arrived. How does that crucial factor fit into the upcoming election?
Who arrives in the Nick of Time to Save the Day?
Where is that farmhouse with the walled courtyard in the current election cycle?
See what happens when you overdo it?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at September 23, 2010 03:51 PM (dPcmp)
This cartoonist, Isabella Bannerman, is generally *very* liberal/Lefty. Maybe next will be Gary Trudeau. That would be really the last straw.
Posted by: jorgxmckie at September 23, 2010 04:17 PM (290l2)
Posted by: sherlock at September 23, 2010 04:22 PM (thr9V)
You chat with Michael Barone?
Damn.
That's significant.
I have tons of questions I would kill to get Micheal Barone's take on.
Alright.
You, me, Pat Caddell and Mike Barone in a hot tub...
(I wouldn't even dream of asking for pancakes, after the fact.)
Posted by: Deety at September 23, 2010 04:22 PM (aVzyR)
*nervously eyes the enter key*
Posted by: DPR VIII at September 23, 2010 05:06 PM (4XUD3)
Posted by: Museisluse at September 23, 2010 05:48 PM (DTfXb)
The demorats secured the government and boldly and brazenly made it clear to American people, YOU'RE OUR BITCH NOW !
NOW the American people are telling the demorats; We'll see whose bitch who is now. The demorats are now running scared.....However, if they scrape by, they are gonna be worse than they have ever been.
If demorats get away much unscathed, get ready to be their bitch times 10, you won't get a choice. Land of the CZARS and dhimmi bitches of Islam.
Posted by: ron n at September 23, 2010 06:14 PM (QiNK/)
Posted by: kal at September 23, 2010 07:07 PM (0fI2M)
Posted by: Richard at September 24, 2010 07:23 AM (mRgtm)
406 Darn, Sock!
Is that you, Father McKenzie? Try keeping it down at night, huh?
...aww, what do you care.
Posted by: Elanor Rigby at September 24, 2010 11:28 AM (2X8VA)
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Posted by: s'moron at September 23, 2010 01:12 PM (UaxA0)