July 14, 2010
— Monty NOTE: NSFW-ish pic at the bottom of full post.1 Stocks had another good day, with both the Dow and the S&P 500 indexes gaining one and a half percent. The S&P 500 closed at 1,095.34, and the Dow closed at 10,363.02. The gains were driven by optimism over corporate earnings, and not a little bit of wishful thinking. I'm happy because my 401(k) is gaining back some of the equity it's been hemorrhaging over the past, oh, two years or so; I'm sad because I know that this is a sucker's rally and it won't last. (DOOM!) Large-cap firms (and banks) may be doing well, but small companies are still hurting. This is most of the reason I'm still bearish about the rally we're in right now -- I don't think it'll last because it doesn't have any depth or, frankly, any rationale. It's the kind of giddiness a drunk feels right before he gets behind the wheel to drive home -- he never suspects that half an hour later some green-faced Highway Patrolman will be collecting his various pieces and parts off of the highway. I often joke about DAGGER, a high-frequency trading algorithm, being a sentient (and malevolent) being. Others make jokes about SKYNET. But as the WSJ reports, the trend towards using algos in financial trading is accelerating. Computers are on the verge of taking securities trading entirely out of human hands, and this doesn't sit well with me. Algorithms and AI heuristics are only as good as the people who program them, who are human and thus make mistakes. I also fear that HFT will make value-investing pretty much obsolete, and thus make stocks in general a purely speculator-driven pastime. It's not investing anymore; it's just gambling, because stock-picking and research are dead. The algos drive everything now, at millisecond speed. Uncle Sugar is "generous to a fault". It's easy to be generous when you're giving away other people's money. It looks like China is coming down off their sugar-high as well. And more speculation that the Chinese are hiding a mountain of bad debt. They may pretend to be capitalists, but remember that the government is still authoritarian Communist. They'll hide the bad news until it explodes in their faces. If you're going to invest in China, you'd best do it fast, because when the boom is over...it's over. So the problem with public-sector pensions is this: either they use real-world assumptions for rate-of-return on their investments, and suddenly come face to face with a $2.9 trillion dollar shortfall; or they continue to make unrealistic assumptions about how much return they're going to get over the next twenty or thirty years, when the resulting meltdown may have consequences no one wants to think about. Unions, of course, are against the idea of low-risk/low-rate-of-return accounting. Pull quote:
Brainard said, “Nonetheless, it is a defensible arrangement in a corporate environment, in which a company at any point could go bankrupt or be acquired, and hand its pension liabilities to taxpayers or shareholders. But considering the very long life -- essentially perpetual -- of a public-sector entity, and its ability to stay invested throughout market cycles, requiring their pension plans to value their liabilities as if they’ll earn a return consistent with that provided by a conservative bond portfolio, is nonsensical.”In other words, states can rely on taxpaying suckers like us to fund their madness for eternity. Eternity! The rise and fall of the "Shadow Banking" system. Read the linked report if you're into that kind of thing: it is both interesting and scary. Here's something I don't understand. When Greece's troubles became widely-known, markets the world over immediately pissed themselves. So yesterday Moody's cuts Portugal's debt rating to A1, and....nothing. What the hell, man? Greece gets kicked in the nuts but Portugal gets a pat on the head? Welcome to the Brotherhood of the Boned, Kentucky! Our support group meets on Wednesday nights at 7pm down at the Loyal Order of Moose hall next to the dry-cleaners. The meetings are usually chaired by California, the founding member of the Brotherhood of the Boned. Today's krappenfest brought to you by Miss Sally Rand.2

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1 I'm going to start warning folks if I'm posting a photo of one of my vintage beauties. The stuff is pretty tame and I do try to keep things tasteful, but still, I don't want to get anyone into hot water.
2 Sally Rand actually did not perform in the nude; she wore a body-stocking.
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Posted by: V5 at July 14, 2010 03:23 AM (EeWDL)
Get your barf bags ready for an 11 am report from the 'intellectuals' at the White House Council of economic advisers:
A report to be unveiled at 11 a.m. EDT will estimate that Obama's $862 billion economic stimulus package, which passed last year, has saved or created 3 million jobs and is on track to meet its goal of 3.5 million jobs by the end of this year.
The analysis from the White House Council of Economic Advisers will say that government funding of clean energy, economic development, construction projects and other initiatives is spurring "co-investment" by private-sector firms, according to a U.S. official who previewed the report.
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2010 03:25 AM (VuLos)
Mornin
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 14, 2010 03:26 AM (RgXpA)
We must get the federal government out of the Unions pockets. Also, we must get them out of the business of assuming unfunded pension liabilities from private companies. Particularly those who pensions were part of a union negotiated agreement.
Two words: Dream. On.
Posted by: Andrew "Andy" Stern, David "Son of Myril" Axilrod, Rahm "brother of Zeke & Ari" Emanuel at July 14, 2010 03:28 AM (pfMMA)
That way, if one of his lies happens to not pass muster with the press (infinitesimal chance, I know) or if some people in the business community call them on this claptrap, they can just blame Biden for making a mistake.
I think I will start cleaning closets this morning. More interesting and believable.
Posted by: Miss Marple (redneck teabagger) at July 14, 2010 03:32 AM (bixjr)
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 03:34 AM (/jbAw)
She's fine. Still fighting the lymph infection on one side, swimmers ear on the other. She's a tough bird, though, and is slowly coming along.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 14, 2010 03:35 AM (RgXpA)
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 03:36 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 03:39 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: the Man from Nantucket at July 14, 2010 03:39 AM (w9bVp)
Yeah, who better to deliver this swill than the village idiot.
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2010 03:40 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 14, 2010 03:42 AM (RgXpA)
One of my forbears was Capt. Benjamin Rue, of the USS Philadelphia. (My middle name is "Rue"). After a glorious career of a few months, he engaged the British fleet at the Battle of Valcour Island, and the Philadelphia went straight to the bottom.
Since then, the family has wisely chosen to serve this nation in the infantry.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 14, 2010 03:49 AM (RgXpA)
Just wonderin'
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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 14, 2010 03:51 AM (Do528)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 14, 2010 04:06 AM (oLULt)
I used to confuse Sally Rand with Ayn Rand. Citizen stripper!
Posted by: Crusty at July 14, 2010 04:07 AM (qzgbP)
the only people believing anything coming from the WH are those who want to believe those lies.
however, the Dem House candidates who voted for stimulus will quote these #s. It is up to the R challengers to get ahead of this.
Posted by: kelley in virginia at July 14, 2010 04:25 AM (jRcMS)
Posted by: Wodeshed at July 14, 2010 08:17 AM (MFbfZ)
I'd say that'd cost a whole heckuvalot. $2,000 for the graverobbers, $20 Sailor Hats, $5 Pepto Bismol, $200 for hotel room with jacuzzi, $2 toenail clippers + price of one really good Necrophilia Lawyer.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 14, 2010 04:29 AM (HaYO4)
one really good Necrophilia Lawyer
To think that there might actually be people coming out of law school with that as a specialty...
Posted by: Zimriel at July 14, 2010 04:38 AM (9Sbz+)
Wankers! Wait until you're giving pencil pushers pensions after 5 fucking years of service! Booyah!
Posted by: CalPers at July 14, 2010 04:47 AM (VcPAo)
Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 04:52 AM (p302b)
"That was about the best exchange in the very funny movie Rat Race."
Dang, I've seen that film several times, but I don't recall that scene at all.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at July 14, 2010 04:57 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 05:01 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Racefan at July 14, 2010 05:03 AM (J75wC)
Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 05:03 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 05:04 AM (p302b)
A report to be unveiled at 11 a.m. EDT will estimate that Obama's $862 billion economic stimulus package, which passed last year, has saved or created 3 million jobs and is on track to meet its goal of 3.5 million jobs by the end of this year.
You know what, I am not that concerned. I hope he keeps saying he saved or created jobs. I hope he says it everyday, because it will only piss off the average unemployed person to no end. They know it isn't true. And with 9.6% unemployment and another 7%+ working part time jobs know it isn't true.
It will elicit the anger that naturally comes when someone lies to your face and both he and you know it to be a lie.
Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 05:06 AM (wuv1c)
The Video Game CD Key company must be doing well, it has expanded its advertising budget
Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 05:06 AM (wuv1c)
Happy Birthday to my Ford truck. I bought her on July the 14th 1986......... shes been a damn good truck...... i drive her almost everyday......
that's awesome. I love things that last for a long time. I wish products were still made that way. I bought a suv this year and I am hoping to get at least 10 years out of it.
Posted by: Ben at July 14, 2010 05:09 AM (wuv1c)
Designed to fix problems that helped cause the financial crisis, the bill will touch storefront check cashiers, city governments, small manufacturers, home buyers and credit bureaus, attesting to the sweeping nature of the legislation, the broadest revamp of finance rules since the 1930s.
In the end . . .
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 14, 2010 05:09 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Weigel at July 14, 2010 05:09 AM (w9bVp)
Dude...do you read Bulgarian newspapers regularly?
I own some shares of (NGB).. The stock was downgraded to a "hold" from "buy" sometime back... I'm just curious if it was because of these false reports.
Posted by: franksalterego at July 14, 2010 05:11 AM (+6fgE)
Posted by: dr kill at July 14, 2010 05:12 AM (w9bVp)
July 14 (Bloomberg) -- Sales at U.S. retailers fell in June for a second month, indicating the pace of economic recovery moderated heading into the second half of 2010.
Purchases decreased a more-than-projected 0.5 percent following a 1.1 percent May drop, Commerce Department figures showed today in Washington. Excluding auto dealers, demand fell 0.1 percent, matching the median forecast of economists surveyed by Bloomberg News.
Moderated? Is that what it did? Someone should tell Barry that Recovery Summer is moderating.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2010 05:12 AM (1Jaio)
That sounds like an SNL skit from back when it was funny.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 14, 2010 05:13 AM (LtIsn)
The really sad part is they timed all that stimulus payout such that the greatest effect on unemployment would be in the run-up to the election. If that isn't an indictment of Keynesian stupidity I don't know what is.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 14, 2010 05:17 AM (LtIsn)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at July 14, 2010 05:18 AM (w9bVp)
Public pension shortfall? Public pension shortfall? There ain't no public pension shortfall!
Does the public still have money?
No shortfall! Now shut the eff up!
Wouldn't want to wake the public.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 14, 2010 05:23 AM (RkRxq)
Maybe Otis Mathis from the Detroit Public schools wrote it.
Posted by: Tami at July 14, 2010 05:24 AM (VuLos)
The problem is some of the idiots in this country give them credence. The NCAA is still honoring their "boycott" of SC by prohibiting any payoff games in SC.
The universities, being the liberal assholes that they are, are not fighting it with the NCAA.
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 05:27 AM (/jbAw)
Good luck with that. Incestuous doesn't even begin to describe that relationship.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at July 14, 2010 05:27 AM (eCAn3)
That's why I asked if the Republicans would have the desire and balls to do it.
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 05:29 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 05:30 AM (p302b)
When Greece's rating got cut, investors cut and ran because they thought Greece was really going to go under. Right up until it happened, no one was sure whether the EU would come through with a bailout. But it did. So now investors assume that Portugal's rating cut is nothing to fuss about, because somehow, some way, it will be bailed out too.
Posted by: wolfwalker at July 14, 2010 05:32 AM (aijDA)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Squad, And Summoner Of Meteors. at July 14, 2010 05:32 AM (eCAn3)
Same here, but I ignore the footnotes. I just come to his financial briefing thread for a good jolt of cheerful optimism in the morning.
heh
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 14, 2010 05:36 AM (554T5)
That is an excellent way to put it and needs to be repeated often. Racism--the new red scare! (Only less accurate, of course)
Posted by: Randy at July 14, 2010 05:43 AM (GtTYq)
The NAACP is throwing out that age old cry of racism where none exists. If I had to make a call today on large organizations that employ racism two of the largest racist organizations there are are the NAACP and the CBC.
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 05:48 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Randy at July 14, 2010 05:51 AM (GtTYq)
59 I've asked the CEO's of CSX and INTEL to send me a pair of their rose colored glasses.
Isn't CSX more or less just a black hole of government subsidy?
Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 14, 2010 06:00 AM (yFWMe)
Other than getting favorable legislation, probably not. The one you are thinking of is AMTRACK.
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 06:02 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: helpful guy at July 14, 2010 06:07 AM (4nxhP)
I love things that last for a long time. I wish products were still made that way. I bought a suv this year and I am hoping to get at least 10 years out of it.
(After the Zombie apocalypse) Trends researchers are predicting a return to high quality items, much like stuff that was made after WW II. When my grandmother passed away in the early '90s, I inherited her waffle iron. It's s Sunbeam, circa 1950s (if it's that new). It has a cloth cord, no Teflon, obviously. It makes four-standard-size waffles at a time that fall out of the top half with barely any prodding. On a gourmet web site I found out that these babies are in high demand and going for big bucks on E-bay since all the new ones are crap. I'm keeping it forever.
Posted by: RushBabe at July 14, 2010 06:18 AM (W8m8i)
I recently had a guy do some landscaping work for me and he was telling me about his in-laws from N.O. that came to live with him in the aftermath of Katrina. While they were with him they both got the famous $2000 debit cards. Which is fine I guess. But then they both got another. And another. And another. Being honest people they sent them back. I'm sure glad this was the only snafu related to that mess.
I can't wait till Uncle Sugar is running my health care.
Posted by: rockhead at July 14, 2010 06:20 AM (RykTt)
From the "Contact" link on the right-hand side of the page, pundit at instapundit.com
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 14, 2010 06:23 AM (SHKl9)
You're being funny, right? If not, I'll 'splain it. There was already enough incontinence and they didn't want it to happen again. Let the dream live.
Posted by: rockhead at July 14, 2010 06:28 AM (RykTt)
You say this like its a bad thing. I see this as an opportunity if I can get a gig writing some of that code and inject a few low frequency, but predictable bugs.
1. Sabotage code
2. Invest accordingly
3. Profit!
Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 14, 2010 06:38 AM (Yhus3)
There has always been a small(ish) but persistent, market for very high quality stuff.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 14, 2010 06:42 AM (Yhus3)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 14, 2010 06:44 AM (5aa4z)
Posted by: Milesdei at July 14, 2010 06:44 AM (FS9ko)
Its like acceleration at 0g. You could still be moving "forward", just not accelerating.
If you believe that, I've got this bridge in Brooklyn I'm looking to unload...
Posted by: Purple Avenger at July 14, 2010 06:53 AM (Yhus3)
There's a lot of psychology to the markets. Really, what are they going to say? The economy was supposed to ramp up just in time for the election and so far that isn't panning out But then again rumor has it that only about 4% of the stimuli went for infrastructure, the rest to save teaching jobs and union pensions and states and unemployment and such. If more had gone for true, legitimate infrastructure they might be singing a different tune. "soft recovery" is a nice way to say "holy crap, we're not sure what's going on but things aren't working as planned this keynesian stuff isn't working like the text book said."
Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 06:56 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Killface at July 14, 2010 07:03 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: rockhead at July 14, 2010 07:03 AM (RykTt)
Monty,
I don't think your understanding of the use of Algo's is as clear as it could be. I have worked in and around the Buy Side for decades and the use of Algo's is simply a way to execute the orders the Portfolio Managers have decided to execute. The machine doesn't decide what security to trade, it simply assists the trader in getting it executed at the lowest or highest price (buying vs selling).
Also, High Frequency trading doesn't limit or reduce the opportunity for value investing. In fact HFT may make it easier to get your value trade done by ensuring smooth price movement.
Re-instate the Uptick Rules and some sanity will return ... in the bad old days if you wanted to do a program trade of a basket you simply had to BUY into the basket first. There was simply now way to sell short on the uptick across hundreds of names. Now you can just as easily short the basket as go long the basket.
Posted by: Jeff at July 14, 2010 07:12 AM (A3tpD)
My wife has all of Busby Berkley's stuff. I thought I would hate it but sh elured me in with the vintage hotties.
Posted by: Melodicmetal at July 14, 2010 07:25 AM (x4S2a)
I think a lot of people are buying on credit now, expecting inflation to rise a lot.
And retail sales are dropping.
Doom indeed.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at July 14, 2010 07:31 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: curious at July 14, 2010 07:46 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 08:12 AM (/jbAw)
Right, because that research-driven stock picking has always been so effective. It's amazing how many people continue to fool themselves, even after decades of evidence to the contrary, that their research efforts really pay off. They use the same data (SEC filings, Value Line, S&P, etc.) that millions of other investors use, but somehow expect that their interpretation is unique.
Well, at least you have something to blame a lack of success on now. That damned HFT!!!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at July 14, 2010 08:49 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: rawmuse at July 14, 2010 09:12 AM (gQWi+)
Posted by: Monty at July 14, 2010 09:25 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: Monty at July 14, 2010 09:29 AM (4Pleu)
Posted by: ed at July 14, 2010 09:35 AM (Urhve)
So, investor by day, crack Wall Street PI by night? You're like Veronica Mars, but for stocks! I've been thinking you were a gasbag since your first post, but now it is apparent that this has all been a Shakespearean-style farce - well done!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at July 14, 2010 10:14 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Monty at July 14, 2010 10:39 AM (4Pleu)
By the way, interesting definition of why companies are formed. I guess those Investing for Dummies pamphlets penned by Michael Moore have found an audience. Here I always thought that a public company was run to benefit shareholders and now I see that they are actually responsible for the betterment of mankind (excepting brokers & bankers). Thanks!
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at July 14, 2010 10:59 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Monty at July 14, 2010 11:05 AM (4Pleu)
My disposition toward automated trading is entirely neutral. However, the idea that HFT will make value investing obsolete is absurd. Are you saying that the algos won't allow an embattled company to be sold off? Will they take all the direction out of the markets? Will volatility explode, or worse, go away? FYI, automated high speed trading is not something that was invented three weeks ago, it's been around, in various forms, for more than 25 years. HFT is just the latest in perpetual string of boogeymen. It is simply human nature for people to look for some entity other than themselves to blame for their investing shortcomings.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at July 14, 2010 11:43 AM (+lsX1)
Compact connector design reduces bulk and eases unnecessary strain that can damage headphone connections and ports.
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The question is, will the Republicans have the desire and balls to do this? I hardly think that it should be my responsibility to pay for some union fat cat's luxury retirement in Michigan while I struggle in my own retirement here in SC.
Ans yes, Sally Rand was a babe.
Posted by: Vic at July 14, 2010 03:20 AM (/jbAw)