January 05, 2010
— Dave in Texas We beer-swilling, knuckledragging, petulant boobs have to have some sort of entertainment after a hard day of churlishly taking positions opposite those of the educated class, and football certainly qualifies. The regular season is finished and with it our little competition is over. This year a tie for first with a close second and third.
Morons who can actually find a G spot with both hands and a flashlight
1.buzzion 142
1.Truman the Greek 142
2.Superfly TNT 141
3. NAM Grunt 140
Congratulations football geniuses. Thanks for playing everyone, and thanks again to Ben for pulling all the stats and stuff. He ran a clean game, kept it honest.
As far as you know.
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Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 05, 2010 01:43 PM (B5cM9)
Posted by: People That Research G Spots at January 05, 2010 01:45 PM (LcHM4)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 05, 2010 01:47 PM (0GFWk)
Heh! That's nothing. Jason Gay did the hard work in an article in the WSJ. He was able to determine the NFL's worst team (with a little help from his friends at AccuScore). "So Who's the NFL's Worst Team? In Our Inaugural Misfit Bowl, Losers Advance and Winners Go Home; Our simulator Tells All". This endeavor took not only talent but sheer heroism. And I quote:
"AccuScore watched the Redskins play the Rams 10,000 times, and they did it in Hazmat suits. Just to be safe, we also replicated each game unscientifically in our backyard, using very tiny uniforms and a handful of feral cats. No cats were harmed, though a few may wind up getting drafted by the Cleveland Browns."
Jason could be a moron--he pontificates on bad football teams, William Shatner, Teh Kittehs and "He's Just Not That Into You" all in the same article. All it was missing was firearms and bacon!
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 01:49 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2010 01:49 PM (W5NBA)
Posted by: Obama's Diversity and Political Correctness Czar at January 05, 2010 01:51 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 02:00 PM (muUqs)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:03 PM (CfmlF)
Congrats to the winners & thanks to Ben for doing the legwork all season. My 138 was close, but 1 suckass week killed me.
Now, where's that G-spot? I thought it was right here where I left it.....those things don't run around by themselves, do they?
Posted by: Paulie in AZ at January 05, 2010 02:08 PM (WueVH)
I had fun.
Posted by: Jack Rackham at January 05, 2010 02:11 PM (8J9PM)
Now, where's that G-spot? I thought it was right here where I left it.....those things don't run around by themselves, do they?
Now that we are becoming Zimbabwe West, that G-spot will come in handy. I think the Treasury will be printing up those "Gazillion" dollar denominations pretty darn soon.
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:14 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: evil libertarian at January 05, 2010 02:14 PM (x9lGm)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:16 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Intrepid at January 05, 2010 02:17 PM (92zkk)
Steele has become a joke.
Posted by: Intrepid at January 05, 2010 02:19 PM (92zkk)
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:21 PM (CfmlF)
It's probably better that way. Steele is much better promoting himself than actual candidates. So sad, I really liked him when he was running for Senate--but then again, he was promoting himself! I even sent him money(Although I thought he handled the oreo tossing and race baiting with class).
Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:23 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2010 02:25 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Superfly T.N.T. at January 05, 2010 02:36 PM (LX7fb)
I would like to thank NAM Grunt for that 50 bucks in negiotable beater bonds.
Posted by: Ben at January 05, 2010 02:41 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: scofflaw at January 05, 2010 02:49 PM (fp9yM)
How about a thread for tonight's World Junior Championship gold medal game between the USA and Canada in front of 15,000 hostile baby-seal-murderers in Saskatoon?
Any hockey fans who have never seen WJC action will be amazed at the level of passion and intensity these 18- and 19-year old kids will display. Unmatched by all but the very best NHL playoff games.
Flaming skull optional.
Posted by: kcs at January 05, 2010 02:53 PM (CrJzY)
And less heteronormative (didn't the Baltimore Browns have male cheerleaders for a season?), and women will be allowed to play. But they'll never notice that whites and Asians are under-represented in the NFL compared to Americans-at-large.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 05, 2010 02:53 PM (OkT2m)
know there's some big hockey fans on here.
How about a thread for tonight's World Junior Championship gold medal game between the USA and Canada in front of 15,000 hostile baby-seal-murderers in Saskatoon?
Any hockey fans who have never seen WJC action will be amazed at the level of passion and intensity these 18- and 19-year old kids will display. Unmatched by all but the very best NHL playoff games.
Flaming skull optional.
i would watch it but i don't get it on tv. Also, my pittsburgh penguins are playing tonight.
Posted by: Ben at January 05, 2010 02:56 PM (bftbi)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 05, 2010 06:53 PM (OkT2m)
Yeah, as an Asian, 5 foot tall 100 lb. woman, I really think the sport should include me. Provided all the other players are small Asian men 110 lbs. or less or dwarves of any color. I also think that I should have my ball spotted on the 50 yard line instead of where it lands on the kick-off.
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Posted by: Dillon at January 05, 2010 03:06 PM (QoyD5)
No NHL Network? No DVR?
How primitive! ;-)
Posted by: kcs at January 05, 2010 03:07 PM (/8qpd)
Please.
Posted by: gjz at January 05, 2010 03:18 PM (GdqSP)
Thanks to Ben for all the work.
Posted by: toby928 at January 05, 2010 04:08 PM (PD1tk)
Are you posting their phone numbers?
Posted by: pajama momma at January 05, 2010 04:30 PM (275r1)
Posted by: Mrs. Charlie Gibson at January 05, 2010 04:35 PM (QECjC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2010 04:37 PM (QECjC)
All my FFL studs were 'resting'. I was still 13 points ahead going into the Jets/Bengals game, but I was out of players and my rival had the Jets D/ST.
Of course, the Jets shut out Cincy and I lost by 8 points. Damn!
Then, all the meaningless games made picking against the line nearly impossible.
And I was _this_ close to free AOSHQ content for life.
Posted by: moflicky at January 05, 2010 05:18 PM (aGp+K)
Posted by: waelse1 at January 05, 2010 05:19 PM (qiFPn)
Provided all the other players are small Asian men 110 lbs. or less or dwarves of any color.
You apparently havent heard of Kim Il Zong, the star player for the Seahawks.
Posted by: Truman North at January 05, 2010 05:28 PM (FjC5u)
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Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 05, 2010 01:40 PM (yNhSm)