January 05, 2010

Week 17 Pick Results: The Finish
— Dave in Texas

We beer-swilling, knuckledragging, petulant boobs have to have some sort of entertainment after a hard day of churlishly taking positions opposite those of the educated class, and football certainly qualifies. The regular season is finished and with it our little competition is over. This year a tie for first with a close second and third.


Morons who can actually find a G spot with both hands and a flashlight

1.buzzion 142
1.Truman the Greek 142
2.Superfly TNT 141
3. NAM Grunt 140

Congratulations football geniuses. Thanks for playing everyone, and thanks again to Ben for pulling all the stats and stuff. He ran a clean game, kept it honest.

As far as you know.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 01:32 PM | Comments (42)
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1 I would like to thank Mother Teresa, for channeling my guidance.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 05, 2010 01:40 PM (yNhSm)

2 I might have to grow a pair and play next season.  Looks like fun.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 05, 2010 01:43 PM (B5cM9)

3 Sorry, no G Spot. We looked and looked. And we're continuing to look...

Posted by: People That Research G Spots at January 05, 2010 01:45 PM (LcHM4)

4 I would like to thank Mother Teresa, for channeling my guidance. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 05, 2010 05:40 PM (yNhSm) Well thank who ever you want, but what's your gut telling you about the Jets this coming weekend?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 05, 2010 01:47 PM (0GFWk)

5 4,

They lose. I'm sorry but I would like to see a win from the Jets but ain't going to happen.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 05, 2010 01:48 PM (yNhSm)

6

Heh!  That's nothing.  Jason Gay did the hard work in an article in the WSJ.  He was able to determine the NFL's worst team (with a little help from his friends at AccuScore).  "So Who's the NFL's Worst Team?  In Our Inaugural Misfit Bowl, Losers Advance and Winners Go Home; Our simulator Tells All".  This endeavor took not only talent but sheer heroism.  And I quote:

"AccuScore watched the Redskins play the Rams 10,000 times, and they did it in Hazmat suits.  Just to be safe, we also replicated each game unscientifically in our backyard, using very tiny uniforms and a handful of feral cats.  No cats were harmed, though a few may wind up getting drafted by the Cleveland Browns." 

Jason could be a moron--he pontificates on bad football teams, William Shatner, Teh Kittehs and "He's Just Not That Into You" all in the same article.  All it was missing was firearms and bacon!

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 01:49 PM (CfmlF)

7 Fun stuff, thanks for putting all that together

Posted by: brak at January 05, 2010 01:49 PM (W5NBA)

8 No moronettes or people of color in the top three?  I find this disturbingly sexist and racist.  Mr. Dave in TX, please call my office immediately!

Posted by: Obama's Diversity and Political Correctness Czar at January 05, 2010 01:51 PM (CfmlF)

9 If the current administration still allows football next year, I'm in.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 05, 2010 02:00 PM (muUqs)

10 Oh, you'll be allowed football, but the rules and teams will change slightly to make things "more fair" and "less violent".

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:03 PM (CfmlF)

11

Congrats to the winners & thanks to Ben for doing the legwork all season. My 138 was close, but 1 suckass week killed me.

Now, where's that G-spot? I thought it was right here where I left it.....those things don't run around by themselves, do they?

Posted by: Paulie in AZ at January 05, 2010 02:08 PM (WueVH)

12 Thanks Ben it was fun.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 05, 2010 02:10 PM (yNhSm)

13 Thank you for coordinating this pool. I enjoyed it. Congrats to Nam Grunt and the others. I dont know how you made so many winning picks.
I had fun.

Posted by: Jack Rackham at January 05, 2010 02:11 PM (8J9PM)

14

Now, where's that G-spot? I thought it was right here where I left it.....those things don't run around by themselves, do they?

 

Now that we are becoming Zimbabwe West, that G-spot will come in handy.  I think the Treasury will be printing up those "Gazillion" dollar denominations pretty darn soon.

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:14 PM (CfmlF)

15 byron dorgan north dakota democrat seator not seeking re election. for those of you not watching fox.

Posted by: evil libertarian at January 05, 2010 02:14 PM (x9lGm)

16 Mallamut, that is huge!  I know Dorgan was pissed off because his ammendment for importing cheaper drugs from Canada was killed by his fellow  Dems (cause then teh Bamster won't have the support of Big Pharma for his Health Crap Bill).  Hmmm...

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:16 PM (CfmlF)

17 Wow - the Dorgan thing is great!  Whoever the Republican is who is going to run needs to get out there NOW and start getting name recognition.


Posted by: Intrepid at January 05, 2010 02:17 PM (92zkk)

18 Since Michael Steele is basically MIA as a leader for the GOP, it's probably going to be every R candidate for him/her self next November. 

Steele has become a joke. 

Posted by: Intrepid at January 05, 2010 02:19 PM (92zkk)

19 Ha!  Teh "spend more time with family and pursue other interests" is something someone says when they've been or are going to be sacked.  heh!  Strong work, Mallamut--you'd make a great investigative reporter.  I know there's an huge demand for them as we don't have any in America any more...

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:21 PM (CfmlF)

20 23 Since Michael Steele is basically MIA as a leader for the GOP, it's probably going to be every R candidate for him/her self next November. 

It's probably better that way.  Steele is much better promoting himself than actual candidates.  So sad, I really liked him when he was running for Senate--but then again, he was promoting himself!  I even sent him money(Although I thought he handled the oreo tossing and race baiting with class).

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:23 PM (CfmlF)

21 Steele seems like a nice guy, but in my opinion, he's a train wreck as GOP Chairman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2010 02:25 PM (zgZzy)

22 Congratulations winners. Damn you, Tyler Thigpen. Thanks Ben. It was fun.

Posted by: Superfly T.N.T. at January 05, 2010 02:36 PM (LX7fb)

23

I would like to thank NAM Grunt for that 50 bucks in negiotable beater bonds.

Posted by: Ben at January 05, 2010 02:41 PM (bftbi)

24

I can't believe I picked Indy over the Bills.

 

Good game, everyone!

Posted by: Truman North at January 05, 2010 02:42 PM (FjC5u)

25

Only Ron Jeremy can find the mythical "G spot".

Posted by: Tinian at January 05, 2010 02:42 PM (7+pP9)

26 Finding a 'G' spot with both hands...?  Gee, that's a pretty loose woman you got there... don't lose your watch.

Posted by: scofflaw at January 05, 2010 02:49 PM (fp9yM)

27 I know there's some big hockey fans on here.

How about a thread for tonight's World Junior Championship gold medal game between the USA and Canada in front of 15,000 hostile baby-seal-murderers in Saskatoon?

Any hockey fans who have never seen WJC action will be amazed at the level of passion and intensity these 18- and 19-year old kids will display. Unmatched by all but the very best NHL playoff games.

Flaming skull optional.

Posted by: kcs at January 05, 2010 02:53 PM (CrJzY)

28 Oh, you'll be allowed football, but the rules and teams will change slightly to make things "more fair" and "less violent".

And less heteronormative (didn't the Baltimore Browns have male cheerleaders for a season?), and women will be allowed to play.  But they'll never notice that whites and Asians are under-represented in the NFL compared to Americans-at-large.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 05, 2010 02:53 PM (OkT2m)

29

know there's some big hockey fans on here.

How about a thread for tonight's
World Junior Championship gold medal game between the USA and Canada in front of 15,000 hostile baby-seal-murderers in Saskatoon?

Any hockey fans who have never seen WJC action will be amazed at the level of passion and intensity these 18- and 19-year old kids will display. Unmatched by all but the very best NHL playoff games.

Flaming skull optional.

i would watch it but i don't get it on tv. Also, my pittsburgh penguins are playing tonight.

Posted by: Ben at January 05, 2010 02:56 PM (bftbi)

30

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 05, 2010 06:53 PM (OkT2m)

Yeah, as an Asian, 5 foot tall 100 lb. woman, I really think the sport should include me.  Provided all the other players are small Asian men 110 lbs. or less or dwarves of any color.  I also think that I should have my ball spotted on the 50 yard line instead of where it lands on the kick-off.

Posted by: runningrn at January 05, 2010 02:58 PM (CfmlF)

31
G Spot?

Never heard of it.

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32

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Posted by: Dillon at January 05, 2010 03:06 PM (QoyD5)

33 i would watch it but i don't get it on tv. Also, my pittsburgh penguins are playing tonight.

No NHL Network? No DVR?

How primitive! ;-)

Posted by: kcs at January 05, 2010 03:07 PM (/8qpd)

34 Will the NY Jets please STFU and win a game against a team that has something to play for.

Please.

Posted by: gjz at January 05, 2010 03:18 PM (GdqSP)

35 Though my results barely exceeded coin flipping, I finished 1 ahead of DiT, which I count a success.

Thanks to Ben for all the work.

Posted by: toby928 at January 05, 2010 04:08 PM (PD1tk)

36 Morons who can actually find a G spot with both hands and a flashlight

Are you posting their phone numbers?

Posted by: pajama momma at January 05, 2010 04:30 PM (275r1)

37 37 G Spot? Never heard of it. Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 05, 2010 07:05 PM (7+pP9) Yea... I know, noodledick.

Posted by: Mrs. Charlie Gibson at January 05, 2010 04:35 PM (QECjC)

38 There's a little nightclub in Tribeca called The G-Spot. Bet the scientists can't find it, either.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 05, 2010 04:37 PM (QECjC)

39 This was a really bad week for me.  Last week, I was in first place in my flight, and leading by 30 (two week final) in my big money fantasy football championship match.

All my FFL studs were 'resting'.  I was still 13 points ahead going into the Jets/Bengals game, but I was out of players and my rival had the Jets D/ST.

Of course, the Jets shut out Cincy and I lost by 8 points.  Damn!

Then, all the meaningless games made picking against the line nearly impossible.

And I was _this_ close to free AOSHQ content for life. 

Posted by: moflicky at January 05, 2010 05:18 PM (aGp+K)

40 Thanks to Ben for running the pools and congratulations to the winners, it was fun.

Posted by: waelse1 at January 05, 2010 05:19 PM (qiFPn)

41

Provided all the other players are small Asian men 110 lbs. or less or dwarves of any color.

You apparently havent heard of Kim Il Zong, the star player for the Seahawks.

Posted by: Truman North at January 05, 2010 05:28 PM (FjC5u)

Posted by: jason at January 06, 2010 04:51 AM (Po9vH)

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