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October 26, 2010

Week 7 Moron Pick Standings
— Dave in Texas

Wow, I was like, this close to double digit correct picks.

If by "this close" I can mean "4 pts".

JCred: 60
MFGSaintsFan: 56
joltin' j's: 56
Iowa Amy: 56
Bruin22: 55
obscene: 55
ConservativeintheCity: 55
Bush League: 55

Others of note:
Russ From Winterset: 39
CDR M: 48
Me:52 (probably Ben, who knows, you idiots pick some goofy names)
DrewM: 48
Gabe: 45
DiT: 41

You know that look Wade Phillips has on thse sidelines every weekend, the really confused one?

I think I do that too.

thanks Ben and CDR M.

also, bring on SF and Game 1. Tomorrow night, 630pm CDT

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 10:42 AM | Comments (83)
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1 How bout them Cowboys?

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 26, 2010 10:51 AM (tnlow)

2 How about those Biqueens?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 26, 2010 10:53 AM (9hSKh)

3 Rangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs! Beat the beard!

Posted by: joncelli at October 26, 2010 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

4 You know I think I have a problem, after watching the Rdskins suck for a decade the only thing I thrive on anymore is the Cowboys losing. Well that might not be a problem this year since they are on track to duplicate the Redskins record last year of 4-12.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 26, 2010 10:53 AM (tnlow)

5 I was 1 minute late with my noon picks, so I guess I'm fucked Murkowskied.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 26, 2010 10:55 AM (LLZiU)

6 I am officially behind Dave. *Hangs head in shame*

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 26, 2010 10:56 AM (0q2P7)

Pelosi throws out the first pitch at Game 1...W throws out the first pitch at Game 3. This will be a delicious clash of cultures--but it's a shame two of my favorite ex-Sox (Uribe, Rowand) wound up with the Bondage Bunch.

BTW...Eli Manning is the walking dead after this latest injury. Trade him or lose him forever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2010 10:56 AM (8lCJT)

You know that look Wade Phillips has on thse sidelines every weekend, the really confused one?

Eh...He looks like he just farted and is wondering if any one else smelt it.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2010 10:57 AM (pr+up)

BTW...Eli Manning is the walking dead after this latest injury. Trade him or lose him forever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2010 02:56 PM (8lCJT)

Don't hate the player....Hate the Game!

Posted by: Eli M. at October 26, 2010 10:58 AM (pr+up)

10 As a Dallas fan, I can assure you that the "Wade Phillps face" is not the face I make while watching the games this season.

Instead mine involves an open jaw to ingest massive amounts of alcohol. This is followed by the expletive-laden tirade that follows another flag being thrown against the so-called "team" from Dallas.

Posted by: Doc at October 26, 2010 11:02 AM (AG6vT)

I would have broke the top 10 of my group this week if I did not change three of my pics on the advice of my degenerate gambler neighbor. Lesson learned!! Always go with your first pic and never take pic advice from a Union guy who drinks Bud Light and mows his lawn in sandals and black socks!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2010 11:04 AM (pr+up)

12 I thrive on anymore is the Cowboys losing. Well that might not be a problem this year since they are on track to duplicate the Redskins record last year of 4-12.

4-12 is kind of optimistic, given the presumably season ending injury to Romo.

Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2010 11:06 AM (Ew1k4)

13 .....a Union guy who drinks Bud Light and mows his lawn in sandals and black socks!

That's an absolute defense for murder in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 26, 2010 11:06 AM (LLZiU)

14 This is the best Cowgirls season yet in that new stadium. Watching them lose gives me almost as much joy as watching Democrats lose.

Posted by: John Galt at October 26, 2010 11:07 AM (F/4zf)

15 I was rather disappointed that Denver couldn't cover .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 26, 2010 11:08 AM (XDeui)

16 Last week was brutal to me, but at least I got 9 wins this week. I'm in it to win it!

Posted by: logprof at October 26, 2010 11:10 AM (A+6fk)

Maybe I'm just being dopey but is there any way to view the standings of the other groups in the AoS pool? Haven't been able to find a way at the Yahoo site as of yet.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2010 11:10 AM (pr+up)

18 O/T Repeat from another thread:

Ladies and gents...thirty-seven percent.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 26, 2010 11:11 AM (GBXon)

BTW...Eli Manning is the walking dead after this latest injury. Trade him or lose him forever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2010 02:56 PM (8lCJT)

--Don't you mean Romo?

Posted by: logprof at October 26, 2010 11:11 AM (A+6fk)

20 13 .....a Union guy who drinks Bud Light and mows his lawn in sandals and black socks!

That's an absolute defense for murder in Texas.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 26, 2010 03:06 PM (LLZiU)

Eh...he's actually harmless. Completely un-political, his eyes glaze over when I start ranting about Obama. He gets a little miffed when I start lecturing him on Unions but I think he is actually starting to see the light. Fun guy to watch football with as he is constantly rummaging through "tickets" and hoping his wife won't realize how much moneys he is losing.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2010 11:17 AM (pr+up)

21 I don't look at my picks after I make them any more.
It would just prove that I'm totally blond when it comes to pro football.

Oooo, look!!! Squirrel!!!

Posted by: Gmac at October 26, 2010 11:19 AM (k2Fyd)

22 If the Cowboys do worse than 4-12 I will be a happy mother fucker.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 26, 2010 11:23 AM (tnlow)

23
You know that look Wade Phillips has

Yes. That's when they switch the music from The Carpenters to Journey. What? you think he actually talks to coordinators??? during the GAME?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 26, 2010 11:23 AM (1hM1d)

24 I wonder if Dallas can draft a coach with their #1 pick .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 26, 2010 11:28 AM (XDeui)

25 I wonder if Dallas can draft a coach with their #1 pick .

Dallas is awful, but I think Buffalo is on a mission for that pick.

Posted by: Methos at October 26, 2010 11:34 AM (Ew1k4)

26 I laugh at Buffalo's feeble attempts at putting together a losing season.

Posted by: Detroit at October 26, 2010 11:38 AM (tnlow)

Giants Super Bowl win in the new Cowboys Stadium?

Eli's going sign his name in urine on the 50 yard line star if that goes down.

Posted by: The Q at October 26, 2010 11:41 AM (pfStM)

28 I really don't see the Giants beating the Ravens, Steelers, or anyone else except the overrated Jets.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 26, 2010 11:42 AM (tnlow)

29 This picture is beside a story on Drudge about a publicity stunt for a zombie movie where people are made up as zombies and above a story about Hillary's 63rd birthday. I don't know which story it goes with.

Posted by: WalrusRex at October 26, 2010 11:45 AM (xxgag)

30 I wonder if Dallas can draft a coach with their #1 pick .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat

Worked for us.

Posted by: New England Patriots at October 26, 2010 11:48 AM (oREHE)

31 I really don't see the Giants beating the Ravens, Steelers, or anyone else except the overrated Jets. Posted by: Mr Pink at October 26, 2010 03:42 PM (tnlow) Them there are fighting words!

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 11:48 AM (0GFWk)

Giants can beat the Ravens - I'm not the world's biggest Flacco fan, and the vaunted D got torched by Buffalo. They're less of a defensive team than they were.

Steelers are the best team in the league.

Posted by: The Q at October 26, 2010 11:48 AM (pfStM)

33 Once again, the SavagePoodles are grateful to the team owners who were too apathetic, drunk, or incompetent to make picks this week. Thanks to your efforts, the Poodles have skyrocketed to 15th place. woot, woot!

Posted by: Y-not at October 26, 2010 11:49 AM (UcOiF)

Giants Super Bowl win in the new Cowboys Stadium?

Eli's going sign his name in urine on the 50 yard line star if that goes down.

Posted by: The Q

Imagine a Redskins-Steelers Super Bowl. The heads exploding in Texas would sound like popcorn!

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 26, 2010 11:51 AM (oREHE)

35 Steelers are the best team in the league. Posted by: The Q at October 26, 2010 03:48 PM (pfStM) Sure as long as a fumble really ain't a fumble

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 11:51 AM (0GFWk)

36 Who's keeping score in this league? Diebold?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 26, 2010 11:53 AM (5aa4z)

37 I'd bet that Jerry Jones is currently warming up his checkbook to bring Bill Cower in. The only question is if Cower is dumb enough to go.

Posted by: TomB at October 26, 2010 12:04 PM (GnoLL)

Wow, my name in "lights." Guess I should stop lurking and start commenting.

<---first. post. ever.

Posted by: Bush League at October 26, 2010 12:08 PM (lVJ3x)

39 At least you didn't say 'First!'

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at October 26, 2010 12:09 PM (GBXon)

40 37 I'd bet that Jerry Jones is currently warming up his checkbook to bring Bill Cower in. The only question is if Cower is dumb enough to go. Posted by: TomB at October 26, 2010 04:04 PM (GnoLL) JJ's checkbook can buy a whole lot of stupid. Bush League, welcome.

Posted by: joncelli at October 26, 2010 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

<---first. post. ever.

Jump right in, the waters fine.

Posted by: jewells at October 26, 2010 12:11 PM (l/N7H)

42 waters=water's (I've been doing that alot lately).

Posted by: jewells at October 26, 2010 12:12 PM (l/N7H)

43 That stadium they got in Dallas is damn impressive! They should get a professional team to play in it!

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 26, 2010 12:12 PM (G5JPI)

44 Oh crap Fox news signs up Shep for a new multi year deal. I really hate that douche.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 26, 2010 12:13 PM (tf9Ne)

45 Oh crap Fox news signs up Shep for a new multi year deal. I really hate that douche. Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 26, 2010 04:13 PM (tf9Ne) Ditto

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 12:13 PM (0GFWk)

46 O/T but it is friggin' sleeting outside now.

grrrr

Posted by: Y-not at October 26, 2010 12:14 PM (UcOiF)

47 GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 26, 2010 12:15 PM (Cm66w)

48 i swear, there was a video of shep smith having his toupe blow off during Katrina....anyone remember it....after it happened he wasn't on air for like a week...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 26, 2010 12:17 PM (Cm66w)

Wow, my name in "lights." Guess I should stop lurking and start commenting.

<---first. post. ever.

Posted by: Bush League at October 26, 2010 04:08 PM (lVJ3x)

Eh...your in my group (6) I'm sneakin up on ya!

welcome A-Broad!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 26, 2010 12:17 PM (pr+up)

50 i don't remember what group i'm in but i guess my picks sucked......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 26, 2010 12:18 PM (Cm66w)

51 I'm happy for JCred, but considering his 22-year-old brother died yesterday, I have the feeling he doesn't much care.

Posted by: Dan Collins at October 26, 2010 12:18 PM (PQ46P)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 26, 2010 12:19 PM (Cm66w)

53 Are you saying Shep had sex with his toupe?

Posted by: Ronster at October 26, 2010 12:19 PM (9q4PA)

54 It's 82 and humid in Providence, RI. My hairdo is ruined

Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 26, 2010 12:22 PM (G5JPI)

55 I've heard of Shep's kind having sex with beards, but toupees?

Posted by: The Q at October 26, 2010 12:23 PM (pfStM)

56 I guess it was the "blow off" that confused me.

Posted by: Ronster at October 26, 2010 12:25 PM (9q4PA)

From Biden:

"Every single great idea that has marked the 21st century, the 20th century and the 19th century has required government vision and government incentive," he said. "In the middle of the Civil War you had a guy named Lincoln paying people $16,000 for every 40 miles of track they laid across the continental United States. Â… No private enterprise would have done that for another 35 years."

Ok, morons. Start the list of things that didn't require the govt since 1800.

Posted by: dagny at October 26, 2010 12:26 PM (HCshg)

58 I'll start: Airlines

Posted by: dagny at October 26, 2010 12:26 PM (HCshg)

59 I saw a little girl standing in a corner. I walked up to her and asked what was wrong. "Mommy beats me" she said. I said, "Honey, just move to Dallas. They don't beat anybody." I'm a Dallas fan, but that's some funny shit.

Posted by: catmman at October 26, 2010 12:26 PM (DTzwU)

60 I'll start: Airlines Posted by: dagny at October 26, 2010 04:26 PM (HCshg) APPLE

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 12:27 PM (0GFWk)

61 Pet rocks

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 12:28 PM (0GFWk)

62 Shep is the Bayou Geraldo Rivera.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2010 12:29 PM (3iMgs)

63 TV, cars, gold rush, lightbulb, textiles

Posted by: dagny at October 26, 2010 12:31 PM (HCshg)

64 I'll add to the list in a different direction. When the gubmint got involved in the automobile industry they killed it. catmman that was good. Sounds like a Redskin joke.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2010 12:31 PM (yQWNf)

65 vcr, dvd, beer, wine, liquor, mcdonalds, all other restaurants, hotels, motels, vacuum, modern appliances, toilet paper, indoor plumbing, lazik, sneakers, bicycles, flight,

Posted by: dagny at October 26, 2010 12:34 PM (HCshg)

66
Wish they would update the Vegas voter fraud story, but it looks like the MFM has completely embargoed the entire thing.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 26, 2010 12:34 PM (fx8sm)

The NFL. The XFL. The USFL. The WFL. The AFL. The AAFL. Although Nixon tried to run a play in the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2010 12:34 PM (8lCJT)

68 Low flow toilets.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2010 12:35 PM (yQWNf)

69 Although Nixon tried to run a play in the Super Bowl. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 26, 2010 04:34 PM (8lCJT) And it backfired. George Allen should have ignored him.

Posted by: joncelli at October 26, 2010 12:35 PM (RD7QR)

70 health care, but it quite possible that Government will kill it?

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 12:36 PM (0GFWk)

71
57
The pacific railway act was not so much govt paying to build a railroad but setting up policies to ensure one would be built. But Biden and Barry quite often quote bits of history in the wrong context.

Sec. 5. That for the purposes herein mentioned the Secretary of the Treasury shall... in accordance with the provisions of this act, issue to said company bonds of the United States of one thousand dollars each, payable in thirty years after date, paying six per centum per annum interest... to the amount of sixteen of said bonds per mile for each section of forty miles; and to secure the repayment to the United States... of the amount of said bonds... the issue of said bonds... shall ipso facto constitute a first mortgage on the whole line of the railroad and telegraph...

Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 26, 2010 12:36 PM (tf9Ne)

72 Professional wrestling.

Posted by: Connecticut's next senator at October 26, 2010 12:37 PM (pfStM)

73 Jet engine

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 26, 2010 12:37 PM (KF/Jh)

74 Porn

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2010 12:38 PM (yQWNf)

Ketchup.

Posted by: John Kerry at October 26, 2010 12:38 PM (8lCJT)

76 Roller Derby and Television Evangalism.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 26, 2010 12:39 PM (yQWNf)

77 Posted by: John Kerry at October 26, 2010 04:38

I didn't mind you getting Teresa (since shes as nuts as you) but spending my money to promote your commie ass really pisses me off.

Posted by: Zombie John Heinz at October 26, 2010 12:43 PM (tf9Ne)

78 well I see beer,wine and liquor listed and for that I am glad as I would imagine state sponsored distilleries would turn out something akin to JP-8 and where would I be with out my Jameson 1780 ?

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 26, 2010 12:45 PM (oW269)

79
where would I be with out my Jameson 1780 ?

Sober, possibly. But you can acquire a taste for JP-8.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 26, 2010 12:48 PM (fx8sm)

80 Alternating current motor, without which the 2nd Industrial Revolution would not have happened.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 26, 2010 12:48 PM (KF/Jh)

81 Jet engine Posted by: Waterhouse at October 26, 2010 04:37 PM (KF/Jh) Not really. Alot of Gov input there

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 26, 2010 12:56 PM (0GFWk)

82 Alot of Gov input there

Whittle set up his own shop.

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