October 01, 2010
— Open Blogger There have been Top Headlines recently about the male body type women prefer, which type is better in the sack, and which dance moves women love the most. The debate is over. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) just published the results of a survey of the preferences of over 5,000 women. From their data, they were able to construct this composite of the ultimate man...
You can always rely on PNAS. Women prefer the lanky man with substantial paunch. The best of both worlds.
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Posted by: KYGuy at October 01, 2010 11:35 AM (pTOob)
Posted by: Caiwyn at October 01, 2010 11:36 AM (ttktr)
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 01, 2010 11:38 AM (//VQH)
Posted by: White women with college degrees at October 01, 2010 11:40 AM (FJQB5)
Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2010 11:42 AM (m8uUu)
Posted by: Vic at October 01, 2010 11:42 AM (/jbAw)
Posted by: April at October 01, 2010 11:42 AM (b0THY)
Posted by: Portnoy at October 01, 2010 11:43 AM (azgo2)
Posted by: booger at October 01, 2010 11:45 AM (awinc)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 01, 2010 11:46 AM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2010 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
Okay, if I hadn't already been queer to begin with - that video would have made me queer.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 11:46 AM (CluUg)
I think that composite would look quite a bit different if they wired women up, and monitored actual physical response to a variety of men.
Posted by: Kristopher at October 01, 2010 11:48 AM (aAof6)
Posted by: Portnoy at October 01, 2010 11:50 AM (azgo2)
Posted by: Portnoy at October 01, 2010 03:50 PM (azgo2)
Little Valu-Rite usually does the trick, friend.
Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 11:51 AM (CluUg)
There's just something about dudes I find completely unattractive. Can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 11:53 AM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Portnoy at October 01, 2010 03:50 PM (azgo2)
Little Valu-Rite usually does the trick, friend.
It'll do the trick but a wired up meth head will clean your entire house while you sleep after the deed.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 01, 2010 11:54 AM (tf9Ne)
There's just something about dudes I find completely unattractive. Can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 03:53 PM (aOKEC)
No, never put your finger on it! If you do, from what I heard, all hell breaks lose!!!11!
Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 11:55 AM (CluUg)
Hi I'm Michael Medved for Friday October 1st. with the weekend movie minute update. The weekend opens with an overly fantasized take on what many would consider a worn out dancing genre of every woman's fantasy. However, the new animation techniques employed in the movie PNAS & Dance is truly remarkable for its cleverness and musical scoring. The clean lines and grey cinematography work for me and apparently most women.
Apart from some brief references to anamatronic hedonism, this is certainly a movie mostly some would enjoy.
This has been Michael Medved for the weekend movie minute update and while I may sound whiny and often allude to myself as a Yale graduate with a law degree, I'm not. Peace out.
Posted by: journolist at October 01, 2010 11:55 AM (O/NP5)
Incidentally, anyone else catch the anti-Michelle Bachmann ad on the main page?
"Let Michelle Bachmann and the Tea Party Know That Actions Have Consequences."
Free speech has consequences? Dissent has consequences? These people sicken me.
Posted by: mr boner?, mr boner?, paging mr boner? at October 01, 2010 11:59 AM (UQjUb)
Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do? And then what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way.
Posted by: maverick muse at October 01, 2010 11:59 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: EZB at October 01, 2010 11:59 AM (Ty06w)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 01, 2010 11:59 AM (ZuXtZ)
Is this supposed to make sense...?
What's to make sense of?
A man with a pantload of squid is trolling for some hot Blowhole action. It's not like he's sending mixed signals!
Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at October 01, 2010 12:00 PM (cph5c)
Incidentally, anyone else catch the anti-Michelle Bachmann ad on the main page?
I hope they're paying a lot for each ad click....
Posted by: Wicket at October 01, 2010 12:02 PM (VmtE9)
Posted by: journolist at October 01, 2010 12:03 PM (O/NP5)
Posted by: real joe at October 01, 2010 12:03 PM (IpIBJ)
No, never put your finger on it! If you do, from what I heard, all hell breaks lose!!!11!
Great advice, redstatedeb. Sometimes, I ACCIDENTALLY touch myself, and it's not pretty.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 12:03 PM (aOKEC)
The guy could look Marty Feldman if he has a few million bucks and/or fame.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 12:04 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 01, 2010 12:11 PM (r1h5M)
41 Did they even go outside of their universities to get any older womens' opinions? 'Cuz I gotta say, that particular body type (sans the beer belly) is only attractive to YOUNG girls......
How young? Dora the Explorer or Twilight age?
Posted by: EZB at October 01, 2010 12:13 PM (Ty06w)
Posted by: Mongerel at October 01, 2010 12:13 PM (YqWfw)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 01, 2010 12:14 PM (btiSt)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 01, 2010 04:06 PM (OWjjx)
I just took a brief survey of every woman I have ever known and the result was astounding in its universal conclusion.
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Women don't know what they want.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2010 12:15 PM (cph5c)
Posted by: Dire Straits at October 01, 2010 04:04 PM (eGgq7)
HEH!...I'm pretty sure he has at least one.....The One....
Posted by: Portnoy at October 01, 2010 12:16 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 12:16 PM (CluUg)
Women don't know what they want.
Trying to find a way to disagree with this.....
Nope. Can't do it.
At least we look cute while being little basketcases.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at October 01, 2010 12:17 PM (pLTLS)
Guy, I put this up because I knew you wanted to see some Elvis taint.
Posted by: rdbrewer at October 01, 2010 12:19 PM (//VQH)
Who cares?
Seriously. Who commissioned this study?
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2010 04:19 PM (cph5c)
Might have been Tiger Woods...
Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 12:20 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 01, 2010 12:21 PM (wd0Iq)
Trying to find a way to disagree with this.....
Problem is, as soon as women figure out what they want, they change their minds.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2010 12:22 PM (cph5c)
At least we look cute while being little basketcases.
The answer is easy! Women want what they don't have. And money to shop.
Delta Smelt, glad to be in your book. Feeling's nongayly mutual. 
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 12:23 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 01, 2010 12:23 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: RushBabe at October 01, 2010 12:24 PM (a3Z62)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 01, 2010 04:21 PM (wd0Iq)
I was available...just sayin'.
Posted by: edward scissorhands puppet at October 01, 2010 12:24 PM (cph5c)
Posted by: redstatedeb at October 01, 2010 12:24 PM (CluUg)
Look at Trace Adkins' video: "This ain't no thinkin' thing".
It was shot about 12 years ago. That's the body type and dance moves that women like.
Posted by: i know what women like at October 01, 2010 12:26 PM (wTSvK)
When I see a beautiful woman, I think to myself: I wonder whose life she's tearing the fuck up.
In a good way, of course. But, in the interest of full disclosure, it probably is not my first, second, or third thought.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 12:27 PM (aOKEC)
Delta Smelt, glad to be in your book. Feeling's nongayly mutual.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 04:23 PM (aOKEC)
Let me be clear, I was only refering to your hash.
I did mean it though. In a non gay way of course.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 01, 2010 12:28 PM (A0VTZ)
Let me be clear, I was only refering to your hash.
I thought you were Obama with those first few words!
I am AOK, EC. Extra Conservative, except in matters of the titty.
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 12:30 PM (aOKEC)
Women don't know what they want.
Trying to find a way to disagree with this.....
Nope. Can't do it.
At least we look cute while being little basketcases.
Nah, when you get older and sabertoothy, you know what you want and you don't give a rats patooty about being polite about telling folks what you want.
In 30 minutes it'll be 5pm--- I'll want a pitcher of margaritas and 2 pounds of steamed shrimp. Cute waiter on the side.
Posted by: EZB at October 01, 2010 12:30 PM (Ty06w)
Speaking of gross lizard-men who are closet socialists -
*cough* *Jared Polis(D)* *cough*
This just in from Colorado's second congressional district:
"Today, Stephen Bailey, Republican candidate for Colorado's Second Congressional District, commented on a misleading poll being fielded by the Colorado Democratic Party.
"I have been contacted by dozens of supporters who were the recipients of what is reported by them to be a Colorado Democratic Party poll about the race in the 2nd U.S. Congressional District,” Bailey said.
"The poll was designed to mislead the voters because it asked whether they would be voting for Jared Polis or the guy I beat in the August primary in the upcoming general election. It is inconceivable that the operatives at the state Democratic Party are so incompetent that they do not know the name of the candidate that is making this race competitive," Bailey said.
Since the poll results are completely useless, the goal of deceiving and confusing the voters of this district is the only explanation,” Bailey added. “Clearly, the Democrats are worried that they will lose the 2nd congressional district for the first time in nearly 40 years. They must be seeing real polling data similar to ours that shows that this is a competitive race,” Bailey said.
“I call on Jared Polis to renounce dirty campaign tricks. I challenge him to be a man and stand on his record of plundering the treasury to put all Americans $3 trillion deeper in debt in 2 short years while cutting $500 billion from Medicare, and destroying millions of jobs with onerous regulations,” Bailey concluded."
Go Stephen Bailey!
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 01, 2010 12:31 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: taint painter at October 01, 2010 12:31 PM (E7i+5)
gah!!...issues......
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 04:27 PM (aOKEC)
What's that old saying...'No matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere is tired of her shit'........
Posted by: Portnoy at October 01, 2010 12:33 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 01, 2010 12:36 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: A Question?? at October 01, 2010 12:36 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: Rosemary Clooney at October 01, 2010 12:37 PM (3yT2W)
I would suggest not wearing Freddy Krueger gloves in the shower.
How else am I gonna get the dead skin and blisters off my other hand?
Posted by: gator at October 01, 2010 12:39 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2010 12:41 PM (tJjm/)
OT: Rahm got rather emotional in his farewell @ the WH today. He even received a nice hug from the President, who says he will "miss him dearly". Aw.
/extreme sarc
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 01, 2010 12:50 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: ishabibble at October 01, 2010 12:50 PM (rnUuB)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2010 12:53 PM (tJjm/)
I use those moves and I ain't no looker either but I still gotta peel the girls off me when I start ta movin. It's the hips man, chicks dig the hips...oh and a lot of coin...
Edit: Sorry folks, dad got out of his room. He is not suppost to post on here anymore.
Posted by: Moemo at October 01, 2010 12:53 PM (jYoCE)
check your e-mail
Posted by: taint painter at October 01, 2010 12:54 PM (E7i+5)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2010 04:53 PM (tJjm/)
I suppose that means that he'll have to get up at the crack of 10 a.m. to get acquainted with the new guy. That sucks, he might have to move his tee time back.
Posted by: ErikW at October 01, 2010 12:56 PM (oXIgI)
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2010 12:57 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 01, 2010 01:56 PM (3jxR/)
Posted by: chillin the most at October 01, 2010 02:25 PM (6IV8T)
Soooo, women want a guy who plays a Gibson Flying V left-handed and is capable of self-powered flight?
We've been compromised!
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