BO will be attending the funeral of the Polish President on Sunday.

Why? So he can wee wee on his grave.

I have no response to this.

The last time I checked, the Russians weren't experts in setting salaries or running a payroll.

I'll stick to listening to my close advisors, like the Rathkes.

DoDoGuRu at April 13, 2010 04:02 PM (31pnY)

I agree.  I think this is about as meaningless as me announcing that I am forfeiting all of my royalties and commisions from past and future comments and posts on this site. 

It sounds like a nice gesture, until you realize that isn't where I make my money.

"Gonna be some important bowing done, and he wants it done right."

He doesn't want Uncle Joey looking around in the crowd and being overheard asking, "I thought we were here to see the Polish President!  Where is he?"

O/T: ABC news just said that BO will be attending the funeral of the Polish President on Sunday.

Interesting choice. That's usually the VP's job.

Since when did this administration do anything properly?  They are the biggest bunch of poor white trash "new money".  They write their own rules.

A DC national guard truck hit a woman (62 year old) bicyclist yesterday and killed her. Imagine if this had happened on Bush's watch?

"President murders Global Warming Activist"

Posted by: bodega at April 13, 2010 04:10 PM

They already do.  Well he's still making around $115,000 a year.  But Obama is paid $4000,00 which is $208.00/hour.   Pelosi is making $223,500. 

What a rouble-rouser...

Rouble dooble dooooo!

A DC national guard truck hit a woman (62 year old) bicyclist yesterday and killed her. Imagine if this had happened on Bush's watch?

Don't worry Dagny, they'll still find a way to blame the Evil Chimpy McHitler Bush!  Oh and Halliburton, I'm sure Halliburton and Dick Cheney were involved too.

 (Please don't have Michelle attend.  I couldn't bear the sight of her in her black mourning boob belt.)

She'll more than likely wear hot pink or day glo orange.

I was working (gaaack!) and on vacation!  So I haven't been here for almost 2 weeks!  It's a wonder I didn't go into withdrawal!  I've missed you all so much! 

Jane, how are you doing?  The last time I talked to you, you were still sick.  I hope you are completely well now! 

 (Please don't have Michelle attend.  I couldn't bear the sight of her in her black mourning boob belt.)

She'll more than likely wear hot pink or day glo orange.

Yes, with some inappropriate sleeveless, expensive cocktail dress.

Yup. Sleeveless dress, no coat, on a thirty-five degree day.

Phew!  Good to know I am  still one with the Moron nation despite my brief hiatus!

This is Medvedev we are talking about here, NOT Putin, and Putin is still the undisputed shot-caller in Russia.

Rest assured that this is just their official salary and does not include the vast amount of money they take in from graft and kickbacks.

Ethical leadership example fail.

I'd be happy if our Congresscritters would just take a lesson from Americans who're having to tighten their (meaning our) belts. Why look elsewhere when stores are closing left and right here?

 (Please don't have Michelle attend.  I couldn't bear the sight of her in her black mourning boob belt.)

She'll more than likely wear hot pink or day glo orange.

 Yes, with some inappropriate sleeveless, expensive cocktail dress.

There's some comedy gold.  Too bad late nite comedians are too dishonest to use.

5 In Russia.. where men are men.. and so are the women.

In that case, send me some of these "guys".

I'm thinking about moving to a free country.

I wasn't aware any existed.  I'm waiting for Texas to secede.

I'd be happy if our Congresscritters would just take a lesson from Americans who're having to tighten their (meaning our) belts. Why look elsewhere when stores are closing left and right here?

I tighten my belt every single day!  If I didn't my face would slide below my navel!  I know exactly what every day Americans are going through, and it's all Bush's fault!

@ 77

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Oh, and I want a spot at our AoSHQ Retreat on the Beach. I could be in charge of entertainment. Or maintanence. Or hobo marination.

I'm multi-talented.

Posted by: Truman North at April 13, 2010 04:31 PM (e8YaH)

Russia is a very free country, as long as you are paying the 'krysha' and are not garnering an undue level of attention among the criminal elements or irritating the government, or members of the government (those two groups overlap considerable BTW). Unless they think you are making too much money, then you will simply be encouraged to leave and they will then take stewardship of your interests, but they will no-longer be your interests, so don't worry about it too much. Rarely will they kill you outright without some warnings first. They are very fair like that.

 (Please don't have Michelle attend.  I couldn't bear the sight of her in her black mourning boob belt.)

She'll more than likely wear hot pink or day glo orange.

Yeah, Poland's too anti-Communist to get the somber clown bow (image from Ted Kennedy's funeral...she's apparently impervious to the elements, unlike the humans in attendance). Gonna be a cocktail dress of some sort.  With kitten heels. 

When's the funeral?  How long is she in Mexico, advising their citizens to use their food stamps on organic Tuscan kale 'cause their children are too fat, and gorging on the local Gagh?

@27: "The gold standard for government screw ups is seppuku. Accept nothing less."

Actually, they were usually given the choice between seppuku or becoming a monk.  Besides, sippenhaft is the more effective option - knock off the screw up and all of his/her relatives.  Encouragez the ever-loving Hell out of les autres.

Posted by: curious at April 13, 2010 04:04 PM (p302b)

Eh..He needs to make sure the job is done.

No body messes w/barky's missle defense plans!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 13, 2010 04:55 PM (UOM4

How about Ace?

In Russia.. where men are men.. and so are the women.

If this is a man, color me ghey:

http://tinyurl.com/y29dol9

Ace is off living the "lifestyle" or suffering the after-effects of it.

Maybe we should start a Hep-C Pool for Ace?

Posted by: conscious and telling Gore it snowed at my house

Heh!  Thanks for posting that, conscious!  I loved the part where he said "I'm not doing an interview right now, I'm going to lunch".  It seems Al could benefit greatly if he did less lunches and did more interviews.  Fatass Doucher!

Wow! Fantastic News from Defense Secretary Gates

Iran not nuclear weapons capable for "at least a year"

ah, finally Beck is on. 

just read Jindal's staff member and her boyfriend were beat up at the SRLC, had to be hostipilized.  Wishing them both a very speedy recovery.

any comments or coverage from LSM? nope.

God, I just wonder how long the LSM was this blantant with their propoganda.

BarackBulima: Every time I see his face or listen to his voice I puke my guts out. On the plus side, I've lost 10 lbs.

Oh crap, is Gore in DC again? The weather turned really cold and rainy. It was really nice. I knew there had to be an explanation.

Yeah even if it was an empty gesture sometimes empty gestures can be meaningful.

Like if Pelosi would stop using the Air Force like her family's private taxi service for example.

Or if the dingbat in Chief and his fashion victim wife would stop having parties at the White House every single Wednesday night.

@122: "Jindal's staff member"

Staff member...that is one phallic job description.

I beg your pardon, but I'm conducting an interview with this linuini and clam sauce, Butch.  Now buzz off.

I need my bucket!

He doesn't want Uncle Joey looking around in the crowd and being overheard asking, "I thought we were here to see the Polish President!  Where is he?"  posted by Reason @ 38

Biden's Speech..." Come on.....stand up Mr. & Mrs. Lech Kaczynski !  Stand up so that we can give you a hand!".....what?   "Oh, what am I saying?!  You're dead! God Love Ya!  Okay, well we'll give you a hand anyway!"

The crowd gasps in horror......

Biden's Speech..." Come on.....stand up Mr. & Mrs. Lech Kaczynski !  Stand up so that we can give you a hand!".....what?   "Oh, what am I saying?!  You're dead! God Love Ya!  Okay, well we'll give you a hand anyway!"

The crowd gasps in horror......

Jimmy Carter's crack State Dept. speechwriters will give 'ole Joe a Polish expression that will translates to:  "I want to cornhole the dead old lady, and then the rest of you".

@132: "They can take a Russian aircraft with a Polish pilot over to Katyn Forrest during foul weather."

Last transmission from the cockpit...

Pilot: "Mother of God, that is one short runway!"

Co-pilot: "Yeah, but it sure is wide!"

Socks are such manipulators.

@133: "The crowd gasps in horror......"

Nah, they know that Biden's "a little bit special."  They wanted to spare us the embarassment of our VP sitting on the dias with his speech pinned to his lapel, right next to his mittens.  State Department didn't want to stick the Poles with the tab for the pizza party after the speech (assuming Biden remembers to use his inside voice), either.

@139: Iz next, shvimvear! Very nice!

Having lived for a short time in the Soviet Union - I can definitely state that their younger women were very attractive.  The ugly stick did appear to strike back with a vengeance around age 40 or so, though.  Apparently a hard life and physical beauty are not terribly compatible.

larry kudlow just said the economy is coming back-

oh and.. show us yer tits!

According to the current exchange rate 800,000 roubles equals $27,558.23.

1 Rouble = 3 Cents.

http://tinyurl.com/y645sle

800,000 rubles = 1 Ob+maobuck.