September 05, 2010

White House Set To Deploy October Surprise: Michelle Obama
— Ace

Really?

Having worked to build good will through nonideological causes like fighting obesity and assisting military families, aides say, she is ready to spend some of her political capital to advance President Obama’s agenda — and her own.

How could these guys be so detached from reality?

Oh, right, the MFM pumps them full of pretty wishcasting lies every day.

Thanks, MFM... sometimes you really come through for us.

Thanks to someone.

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1 When Michelle Obama is your most popular spokeswookie...

Posted by: Truman North at September 05, 2010 02:45 PM (+gfwN)

2 Oh joy. I just can't wait.

Posted by: Scott at September 05, 2010 02:45 PM (S3AFi)

3 the long awaited "let them eat cake" moment in .....5 ....4 .....3........

Posted by: Rick in MB at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (2ocJB)

4 Muffintops are not Political Capital.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (JtkeL)

5 What the fuck, you people have a thing against Klingons??????

Posted by: Barry at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (y0VOX)

6 Vote for my husband, or no dessert for you crackers!

Posted by: Chewbama at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (mHQ7T)

7

The same lady that for no good reason just wasted a ton of political capital to go to Spain?

This First Lady?

 

 

Posted by: Delta Smelt in SC at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (AZWim)

8 My first thought on this is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, but, upon reflection, has ramped up to BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Posted by: nickless at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

9 Maybe she can wear white and the Dems can show drive-in propaganda movies on her.

Posted by: sifty at September 05, 2010 02:48 PM (PJJWW)

10 castle needs help in de

Posted by: newrouter at September 05, 2010 02:49 PM (3V3F5)

11 But, My God!, those Arms!!!!

Posted by: familiar meme at September 05, 2010 02:49 PM (JtkeL)

12 Hey, SMU may win this

Posted by: Truman North at September 05, 2010 02:49 PM (+gfwN)

13 She spent all of her political capital.,and a good bit of ours, in Spain.
Adios Michelle.

Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 02:49 PM (ivAmM)

14 Oh, and her husband's doing more to fight obesity what with all the soup lines and all...

Posted by: nickless at September 05, 2010 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

15 Oh boy- I can't wait to be accused of belonging to a party that wants to starve children and public school administrators. Brings back memories, it does.

Posted by: jjshaka at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (3Avr3)

16 It's a good strategy.  If you won't support the President's agenda, she'll use those perfectly toned arms to put you in a chokehold until you agree that Obamacare is a good thing.  I think it will work...

Posted by: joejm65 at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (bjCWK)

17 Heh. Should take about 15 minutes for her to spend that political capital. They "built up goodwill" by keeping her out of the spotlight for the most part.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (DC+Gj)

18 Yeah, there's no possible way this will go wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (eRjGt)

19 she is ready to spend some of her political capital

Wow!   Just, wow!

Posted by: pep at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (0K3p3)

20 The Star Wars vote should not be dismissed out of hand.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (Y81Xa)

21 " Princeton Educated Blacks and the Black Community" by M LaVaughn Robinson. Hey First Lady, did your hubby ever write a thesis?

Posted by: Pecos Bill at September 05, 2010 02:50 PM (8WOM0)

22

OMG.

My wife who could not stand Bush, absolutely could not stand George Bush but loved, absolutely loved Laura Bush, and used to say, the man can't be that horrible if a classy lady like Laura Bush married him.

She cannot stand Michelle Antoinette. Absolutely cannot stand her and her elitist snubbing of America and Americans and the US military.

These people truely are completely disconnected with America, I don't think they ever were connected.

Its stunning they don't realise, after this Spain escapade [and the list is not exhaustive], people will be LESS inclined to vote for anyone Michelle Antoinette endorses and campaigns for.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 02:51 PM (ACkhT)

23 Can't wait to see her eat a live badger and call me fat while spinning plates on The View.

Posted by: sifty at September 05, 2010 02:51 PM (PJJWW)

24 Just when you thought your deserts were safe...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 05, 2010 02:51 PM (c0A3e)

25 Can only Democrats invite her or can Republicans also?

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 02:52 PM (8DYcd)

26 Are we sure Michelle was born in the US?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 05, 2010 02:52 PM (Y81Xa)

27 Will she be getting a new outfit at the curtain store..? Think of the powerful symbolism that Olberman and Maddow will be able to screech about.

Posted by: Ira at September 05, 2010 02:52 PM (W6bJb)

28 Must be some seriously good shit they are smoking up there in the White House.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2010 02:53 PM (JtkeL)

29 What is she going to do? Broadcast from her latest vacation soiree?

These people are unbelievable.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 05, 2010 02:53 PM (eCAn3)

30 A 1st Lady 1st...full time staff hairdresser and makeup artist on the budget. Lot of fuckin' good we're getting on that expenditure.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at September 05, 2010 02:53 PM (8WOM0)

31 Are we sure Michelle was born in the US? Are we sure she was born on Earth?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 02:53 PM (DC+Gj)

32

1. Hate America

2. ?

3. Amass political capital

Posted by: Ronster at September 05, 2010 02:53 PM (q08oe)

Posted by: davidt at September 05, 2010 02:53 PM (5Eh4O)

34 Oh, in a meeting last week with administrators of our school district, and various folks and PTO leaders from throughout our district, we were told that the kids would no longer be given pickles for their hamburgers because of Michelle Obama's campaign to lower their salt intake.  Honest to God.

Frankly, I'm seeing more 'nutrition' oriented wankery this year out of the schools than anything else.  Frankly, we've got a great district here and maybe they've just moved to that low a point on their priority lists...

Posted by: nickless at September 05, 2010 02:54 PM (MMC8r)

35 Kaplah! I shall woo them with my mastery of the bat'leth and my many victories against the Romulans!

Posted by: Michelle "Daughter of Kalis" Obama at September 05, 2010 02:54 PM (31pnY)

36 Lot of fuckin' good we're getting on that expenditure. Consider how it might be without one.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 02:54 PM (DC+Gj)

37 The White House plan is to release nekid pics of Michellthulu on her Lifestyles of the Rich and Communist vacation , the resulting blindness will prevent Republicans from finding the polling places on election day.

Posted by: sifty at September 05, 2010 02:55 PM (PJJWW)

38 My subjects love me!

Posted by: Elena Ceauşescu at September 05, 2010 02:55 PM (0K3p3)

39 Just looking at WaPo's Sarah Palin endorsement tracker, and when you click on the women, or the Mama Grizzlies, it growls like a bear.

www.washingtonpost.com /wp-srv/special/politics/palin_tracker/

There should be a tracker for women Democrat incumbents  Moochelle will stump for, and it should sound like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3sBks5o_8&NR=1

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 02:56 PM (mHQ7T)

40 Huh?

Posted by: ErikW at September 05, 2010 02:56 PM (K4GDN)

41 26 Are we sure Michelle was born in the US?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 05, 2010 06:52 PM (Y81Xa)


anyone know the zip code for Kashyyyk?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 05, 2010 02:56 PM (eCAn3)

42 Frankly, I'm seeing more 'nutrition' oriented wankery this year out of the schools than anything else. Frankly, we've got a great district here and maybe they've just moved to that low a point on their priority lists... Or it could cost cutting. Read an article years ago about one of the major airlines saving tons of money by eliminating one olive from every salad they served (this was a long long time ago). Point is, sometimes seeming insignificant things can add up.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 02:57 PM (DC+Gj)

43

 

you gotta hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband too, 'cos that bitch will eat them!

 

Posted by: malik at September 05, 2010 02:57 PM (zHioL)

44 Does this mean she's no longer proud of us?

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 02:57 PM (8DYcd)

Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 02:57 PM (ivAmM)

46

23 Can't wait to see her eat a live badger and call me fat while spinning plates on The View.

winner

Posted by: Truman North at September 05, 2010 02:58 PM (+gfwN)

47

So Michelle will be stumping for Obama is deep blue areas, I assume?

There's something else going on here, there has to be.

Posted by: ErikW at September 05, 2010 02:59 PM (K4GDN)

48 check out the latest from gateway pundit....

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 02:59 PM (ACkhT)

49 Bwahahahahaha!  Oh, this is gonna be good.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:00 PM (sVu2f)

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2010 03:00 PM (JtkeL)

51

Also: telling people what they can and cannot eat is not nonideological.

 

Having worked to build good will through nonideological causes like fighting obesity

Posted by: Truman North at September 05, 2010 03:01 PM (+gfwN)

52 "she is ready to spend some of her political capital..."

Who knew that she was not Manolo-ed out?

On the bright side, she just might stimulate the economy ....

Posted by: Arbalest at September 05, 2010 03:01 PM (Fpx+H)

53 Unleash the Kraken!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 05, 2010 03:02 PM (eyHnk)

54 Yes, putting out a hate-filled, self-entitled wookie with a chip on her shoulder the size of Endor should work out really well.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 03:02 PM (QBQcg)

55

Fantastic.

This is great exposure for us!

Posted by: Boob Belts R Us at September 05, 2010 03:02 PM (SV6NB)

56

Having worked to build good will  ... she is ready to spend some of her political capital to advance President ObamaÂ’s agenda — and her own.

I rather think a lot of that good will was squandered during the Spanish "bereavement leave" vacation at the 5-Star resort.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at September 05, 2010 03:03 PM (S2+uh)

57 49 check out the latest from gateway pundit....

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 06:59 PM (ACkhT)


these people are beyond the pale*.


*I denounce myself.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 05, 2010 03:03 PM (eCAn3)

58 If they're serious about this and start deploying the First Lady into toss-up elections I'll have to change my prediction of a 60 seat swing in the House. To a 90 seat swing.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 05, 2010 03:03 PM (eyHnk)

59  23 Can't wait to see her eat a live badger and call me fat while spinning plates on The View.
Posted by: sifty at September 05, 2010 06:51 PM

Now that there's some funny shit

Posted by: Frank G at September 05, 2010 03:04 PM (4X0aT)

60

Posted by: Boob Belts R Us at September 05, 2010 07:02 PM (SV6NB)

Tell us about it!

Posted by: Sy's Re-Inforced Heel Emporium at September 05, 2010 03:04 PM (JtkeL)

61
First Lady Michelle Obama contributed a great deal of insight and design experience in the rehabilitation of the Oval Office from its previous occupants war-mongering decorative stance with the bust of Churchill, and pictures of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. 

Posted by: Newsweak at September 05, 2010 03:05 PM (v1gw3)

62 Posted by: Michelle "Daughter of Kalis" Obama at September 05, 2010 06:54 PM (31pnY) How DARE you besmirch the name of Kalis in such a manner. You have dishonored your family and there will be no Stovakhor for you.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 03:06 PM (QBQcg)

63
44

 you gotta hide your kids Chevy lowriders and customs, hide your wife 70's Buicks,  hide your husband  seat covers too, 'cos that bitch will eat make a fashion statement with them their upholstery!

 Hey mang, los danger con real ......

Posted by: Arbalest at September 05, 2010 03:07 PM (Fpx+H)

64 She truly is breathtaking.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:07 PM (SV6NB)

65

@37

Michellthulu

That's truly inspired!  Does that mean that Barrack is one of the Old Ones?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at September 05, 2010 03:08 PM (S2+uh)

66 Panicked, low-polling Dems all over the country just took a collective shit.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:08 PM (sVu2f)

67

"Right now — and this is a problem for them — I do think Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, they are the leaders of the party," Plouffe said on NBC's "Meet the Press." "There is an intolerance in that party and an extremism that I think is where the real energy is, and so I think you'll see in '11 and '12 with that presidential primary, those are going to be the people who come out to vote."

Tea-party-backed candidates — from Sharron Angle in Nevada, Rand Paul in Kentucky and, most recently, Joe Miller in Alaska — have enjoyed high levels of success in primary battles, but Plouffe and the Democrats are banking on the hope that these candidates will alienate independents and more moderate Republicans.


*Sarah Palin is an extremist, though on abortion 52% agree with Palin; on immigration 55% agree with her; on smaller government 63%; on taxes 66%. To appeal to moderates and women, Democrats will send Moochelle.


Posted by: David Plouffe on MTP at September 05, 2010 03:08 PM (mHQ7T)

68 I love 3 things : 1) helping the obese, 2) season II of Star Trek The Next Generation, and 3) sweet, delicious childrens (preferably with a nice Bearnaise sauce).

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2010 03:08 PM (Y81Xa)

69 Release the Klingon Kraken! Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at September 05, 2010 03:09 PM (HjxoE)

70 Laugh, clowns, laugh.

I hope you're right, but I can't help remembering the adoration given Moo-chelle when she appeared for Osama Obama in the '08 election. No matter what she said -- and she said some truly evil shit -- the was A Goddess. It won't change.

Pissy Chrissy will have on-camera orgasms, and Maureen Dowdy will swoon. The media will lap it up, wishing only that they had arms like hers.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 05, 2010 03:09 PM (Ulu3i)

71 There's something else going on here, there has to be.

She needs to prove that it really ain't over till the fat lady sings.

Posted by: PA Cat at September 05, 2010 03:10 PM (yMe1z)

72 MrScribbler, the only voters who will be influenced in a positive way by that harridan are those who already think she's the best, fanciest, classiest woman on the planet.  And I'm still betting they're not going to roll their fat asses to the polls on election day. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:11 PM (sVu2f)

73 My theory is that they are going to have her campaign and then blame HER for the massive losses.

And then,  SHE will be thrown under the bus!

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 03:11 PM (bixjr)

74 Michelle is just a ruse.  We'll have to look waaaaaaay around her ass to find the real Oktober Surprise.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 03:11 PM (6WUft)

75

you gotta hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband too, 'cos that bitch will eat them!

 

Posted by: malik at September 05, 2010 06:57 PM (zHioL)

I'm already hearing the autotune.

Posted by: David Plouffe on MTP at September 05, 2010 03:11 PM (mHQ7T)

76 73 There's something else going on here, there has to be.

She needs to prove that it really ain't over till the fat lady sings eats a live badger and twirls plates on sticks on the View.

Posted by: PA Cat at September 05, 2010 07:10 PM (yMe1z)


FIFY

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 05, 2010 03:11 PM (eCAn3)

77

Panicked, low-polling Dems all over the country just took a collective shit.

Yes, but the fact it is collective makes it familiar.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:12 PM (SV6NB)

78 75 My theory is that they are going to have her campaign and then blame HER for the massive losses.

And then,  SHE will be thrown under the bus!

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 07:11 PM (bixjr)


they're gonna need a really big bus

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 05, 2010 03:12 PM (eCAn3)

79 I love this strategy like a fat kid loves cake.

Posted by: mpfs at September 05, 2010 03:12 PM (QuP9W)

80

I hate you. I hate all y'all  motherfuckers. America sucks. Fuck you.

...and please vote for our fine candidate

Oh, and eat yo damn vegables

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2010 03:12 PM (AnTyA)

81 66 She truly is breathtaking.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 07:07 PM (SV6NB)



Like accidentally seeing Helen Thomas naked, on all fours, purring like a kitteh.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:13 PM (sVu2f)

82

I just wanna be myself, I just wanna be myself, be myself, be myself

I'm all alone, so are we all

Posted by: Alice Cooper, Clone at September 05, 2010 03:13 PM (jYxWG)

83 "Rand Paul in Kentucky"

Currently leading by 15%!

That's unelectable extremism for ya.

Posted by: someone at September 05, 2010 03:13 PM (DfAwB)

84 Having worked to build good will through nonideological causes like fighting obesity and assisting military families,

And boosting Spanish tourism.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2010 03:13 PM (bgcml)

85

And then,  SHE will be thrown under the bus!

Ohs NO!

 

Posted by: Jerome Bettis at September 05, 2010 03:13 PM (JtkeL)

86

Oh, and eat yo damn vegables

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2010 07:12 PM (AnTyA)

Uh, did they come from the toxic White House garden?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (bgcml)

87 Ever Eat a Pine Tree? Some parts are edible.

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (ZxUi4)

88 Michelle is a traitor and a member of the Rebel Alliance. Take her away!

Posted by: Darth Libertarian at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (G5qLy)

89
In a recent online poll about beauty, Ru Paul was picked as the most beautiful female, with Michelle Obama coming in a distant eighth.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (v1gw3)

90 I got mad skillz wingnuts and the American people love me, especially after showing them "how it's done" in Spain. My subjects want me to blow their money on expensive trips and much needed lipo for my ass, deal with it!!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (Y81Xa)

91 Well, she consistently polls higher than Ogabe...

...but then again, so does Ebola and terminal cancer these days.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (/vj0G)

92
Of all the BS that the MFM has tried to make stick these past 2.5 years, the notion that Michelle Obama is some sort of super attractive fashion icon is the one that gives me the red ass.  I know, I know, all the other egregious lying that they have done on behalf of this admin, all the really important stuff........
On her very best days, low lights, vaseline on the camera lens, one could say she is handsome.  The rest of the time,  well with her attitude, let's just say that it goes clear to the bone

/bitch off

Posted by: No One You Know at September 05, 2010 03:14 PM (tNOrH)

93 Look at the picture of Preznit Toonces that Drudge has up right now.  I think he is about 3 or 4 more bad stories away from being a inpatient at a mental health facility.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 05, 2010 03:15 PM (yQWNf)

94 Just as Buddy in the Clinton administration, Bo Obama has outlived his useful purpose and has been relegated to live with Aunt Zeituni.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:16 PM (v1gw3)

95 Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 07:11 PM

Can you say 52%?

I'm not saying I like this, but am saying there's a better-than-even chance that the usual slugs and apologists will succeed in painting her as a brilliant asset for her beloved hubby.

I get nervous when our side starts swigging the bubbly too soon. Those mornings after are a bitch.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 05, 2010 03:16 PM (Ulu3i)

96 (S)He truly is Breathtaking

Posted by: Doctor Ben Gelfen at September 05, 2010 03:16 PM (JtkeL)

97 #81  True,  UncleFacts.

There is also some truth to what Soona says about an October surprise.   however,  if it's letting the tax cuts be extended,  I don't see thathappening.  Now they can promise that they will do it after the election,  but all we have to do is point out all those people who lied about their vote for health care,  and we pretty much neutralize that promise.

If they pass the tax cut extension now,  it won't make any difference to most people,  because things will stay the same.   Not too much passion in "Boy am I lucky!  Nothing changed!"

Meanwhile,  unemployment will still be low.

And if he thinks he's going to score in foreign policy,  he's delusional.


Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 03:17 PM (bixjr)

98 Condescending assholes, every damn one of them.

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 03:17 PM (jYxWG)

99 THIS is the fucking October Surprise? I find it amusing that there are the doomsayers here who really, really think there is even one this time around. Doesn't happen every cycle. The economy was supposed to boom. Didn't happen. There is nothing they can dangle to change the general shift hard to the right, only local things here and there to minimize the damage at this point. Which is why we cannot get complacent and should fight them in every district where we could conceivably pull out a win. Spread the fires around.

Posted by: CAC at September 05, 2010 03:17 PM (Gr1V1)

100 Like accidentally seeing Helen Thomas naked, on all fours, purring like a kitteh.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 07:13 PM (sVu2f)

Great. Thanks.

Posted by: ErikW at September 05, 2010 03:17 PM (K4GDN)

101 In case anyone missed it the other night (dammit, can't remember which awesome moronette posted it), check out Michelle Obama's Mirror Blog. 


Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:17 PM (sVu2f)

102

I love this quote, 'Her schedule and stump speech are still being developed, but aides insist she will not attack Republicans. She will be positive and upbeat.'

Yes, because she's the epitome of 'positive and upbeat'.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (SV6NB)

103 Wouldn't "Halloween Surprise" be a bit more specific?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (3phFo)

104
Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?

Posted by: denny crane at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (7+pP9)

105
We are all familiar with breast reduction, but does a procedure exist that reduces the size of the ass?  It's just a simple question liberals.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (v1gw3)

106 @ johnc_recent_EX-dem

I went to Gateway Pundit and saw the wookie saying fat kids will be put on diet pills. The comments were funny.

"Michelle OÂ’s Booty Mass Index is way to high. She needs to get some trimming done."

"Yeah, with a fricking chainsaw."

Posted by: David Plouffe on MTP at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (mHQ7T)

107 This is a great idea!

Posted by: Conservatives Everywhere at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (5I0Yr)

108

Yeah, baby, this will work.   I guess they think this will appeal to American women.   

Sorry, fatass, American women are looking out for their kids this next election.   And, they don't want you meddling in their lives.

Oh, and pray tell...what the hell has the fatass been doing to help or honor the military?    Everytime you hear anything about her, she's sucking on an ice cream cone or having another damn party in the WH.   How many military has she invited to any of those events?

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 03:18 PM (nbzzk)

109

Whoops!  Wrong Seinfeld Dr.

 

Posted by: Doctor Ben Pfeffer at September 05, 2010 03:19 PM (JtkeL)

110

It's a trap!

 

(but for who?)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 05, 2010 03:19 PM (sJTmU)

111 >>she is ready to spend some of her political capital to advance President Obama’s agenda — and her own. Run fat kids, run for your lives!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 05, 2010 03:20 PM (VW9/y)

112
Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?

Posted by: denny crane at September 05, 2010 07:18 PM (7+pP9) 

Laura Bush's accident was well covered, and she has publically explained the pain and anguish of the incident.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:20 PM (v1gw3)

113 That''s enough fresh air for you, denny crane. Get your head back up your ass.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 03:21 PM (mHQ7T)

114 Pissy Chrissy will have on-camera orgasms, and Maureen Dowdy will swoon. The media will lap it up, wishing only that they had arms like hers.

Well we already know M'Chelle has the 25 MSNBC viewers' vote locked up.  That won't save the Dems though.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 03:21 PM (kUEkq)

115 107
Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?



No, she eats her victims.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 05, 2010 03:21 PM (Y81Xa)

116

Like accidentally seeing Helen Thomas naked, on all fours, purring like a kitteh.

 

Let's not get this confused with bulemic October purging.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 03:22 PM (6WUft)

117 Posted by: denny crane at September 05, 2010 07:18 PM (7+pP9)

No but she killed an awful lot of Romulan children in that attack on Kittomer.  And Denise Crosby.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 03:22 PM (kUEkq)

118
White House - 1
Downright Mean Country - 0

Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 05, 2010 03:22 PM (5I0Yr)

119 The First Scowler of the United States.

Posted by: davidt at September 05, 2010 03:22 PM (5Eh4O)

120 I believe I first saw it in the comments here, "Michelle is ugly were it counts, on the inside.".

Posted by: DSkinner at September 05, 2010 03:23 PM (rnINQ)

121 Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?


Yeah, because the Texas political machine knew that 14 years later she'd meet George Bush and that 37 years later he'd be president.

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 03:23 PM (8DYcd)

122 Barack's diary entry of their first date:

Picked up Michelle.  Ate chitlins and  talked about how fucked up America is. Got the bitch in bed and thought, wow her pussy sure feels like a dick.  Wait a minute, it IS a dick!

Oh well.  Its all the same to me.

Posted by: Barry at September 05, 2010 03:23 PM (y0VOX)

123 Hey White House, if this one doesn't work out, I'll be available.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at September 05, 2010 03:23 PM (5I0Yr)

124 I'm surprised that there are Dem election consultants that think Lt. Commander Worf has some political capital.

What Accounts for First Lady's Failing Popularity?

After a widely admired start in the White House, first lady Michelle Obama's popularity is falling and, if the current downward trend in her approval ratings continues, could touch lows not seen since the scandal-tainted days of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

In a recent Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll, 50 percent of those surveyed say they have a positive opinion of Mrs. Obama. That's down from 64 percent in April 2009 and 55 percent in January of this year. The first lady's positive rating is barely ahead of her husband's personal-approval figure, which stands at 46 percent in the new poll.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 05, 2010 03:23 PM (c0A3e)

125 Laceyunderalls, maybe they meant "beat up" instead of "upbeat," though I think skinny Carla Bruni could take on the wookie.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 03:23 PM (mHQ7T)

126 Like accidentally seeing Helen Thomas naked, on all fours, purring like a kitteh.
Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 07:13 PM

Kittehs everywhere are damn mad at you for that, peaches.

They can smother babies in a crib, you know. I hear a whole squadron of 'em are gathering outside your bedroom window at this very moment.

And their tails are twitching. They are not purring!

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 05, 2010 03:24 PM (Ulu3i)

127 Yeah, because the Texas political machine knew that 14 years later she'd meet George Bush and that 37 years later he'd be president.

Rove you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 03:24 PM (kUEkq)

128 Yes, because she's the epitome of 'positive and upbeat'.

Throw in warm and friendly and keepin' it real and I think we've got a winnah.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:25 PM (sVu2f)

129

Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?

You seem to have a lot of knowledge at your fingertips.

Great!

So help a girl out -- why was Michelle Obama forced by court order to have her law license go into inactive status?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:25 PM (SV6NB)

130 Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?



No, she eats her victims.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 05, 2010 07:21 PM (Y81Xa)

THREADWINNER.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 03:25 PM (mHQ7T)

131 131 Yeah, because the Texas political machine knew that 14 years later she'd meet George Bush and that 37 years later he'd be president.

Rove you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 07:24 PM (kUEkq)



Even in middle school, baby, even in middle school.

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 03:26 PM (8DYcd)

Posted by: Michelle Obama at September 05, 2010 03:26 PM (ivAmM)

133 That bitch is soo ugly - she makes Elanore Roosevelt look hot. Hehehehe.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 05, 2010 03:27 PM (y0VOX)

134

chemjeff.

Kitomer.

Nice.

Posted by: garrett at September 05, 2010 03:27 PM (JtkeL)

135 Her agenda? If it is like what she did in chi-town we will be shipping patients to Cuba

Posted by: Bitter clinger to truth at September 05, 2010 03:27 PM (Fr8N6)

136 Maybe she will pass out the free soaps and shampoos she collected from her many stays at luxurious hotels and spas. Kind of like the old days in Chicago when a cigar, a beer and a buck would buy you a vote.

Posted by: Buffalobob at September 05, 2010 03:27 PM (GwH6h)

137
Rosalynn Carter -  Jimmah's pocket mouse

Nancy Reagan -   Refined and elegant

Barbara Bush -  Resilient, tough, bright, and endearing

Hillary Clinton -  Scrunt, liar, obstructer of justice, etc.

Michelle Obama -  When the media lies to protect your misfeasance, malfeasance and public dislike for America, that says it all about the Wookie.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:28 PM (v1gw3)

138

Laura Bush's accident was well covered, and she has publically explained the pain and anguish of the incident.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 07:20 PM

 

This is just more of the hate and misinformation permeating the left. She was 16 or 17 years old and not drunk, but it was a terrible accident.

But is doesn't matter, because the lie is much better than the truth. Michelle Obama hasn't killed anyone in a traffic accident, has probably never broken the law (even just driving over the speed limit, which I have done many times), or anything reprehensible.  She is just a sour, unpleasant woman who frankly dresses in a strange way sometimes.

She's the one that probably got Barack to go to Rev. Wright's church, because is would give him poltical street cred with the neighborhood.

She was the AA hire at the hospital where she was pulling down $300K big ones a year to do....what?

And why did she surrender her law license in Illinois?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 05, 2010 03:28 PM (sJTmU)

139 Chris in Va, oh I read his book, yeah I guess there was this one gag he pulled or something during the campaign

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 03:29 PM (kUEkq)

140

@116 That''s enough fresh air for you, denny crane. Get your head back up your ass.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane

 

LOL, Tattoo...I just sprayed all over my monitor...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 03:29 PM (jYxWG)

141 Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Posted by: Princess Leia at September 05, 2010 03:29 PM (eCkV5)

142 I love that pic of Michelle glaring at Bruni while she stares skyward. It looks like Bruni is saying a Hail Mary for the first time in 20 years.

Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 03:29 PM (ivAmM)

143 Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine? Texas? Fuckin amateurs. *hick*

Posted by: Ted ginormous head Kennedy at September 05, 2010 03:30 PM (VW9/y)

144 136 "To Serve Man" is a cookbook!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 03:30 PM (mHQ7T)

145 Run, fat kids, run for your lives!
I cannot run! I am full of chocolate!

Posted by: German exchange student at September 05, 2010 03:30 PM (3phFo)

146 garrett thx

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 03:32 PM (kUEkq)

147 #144, she organized a program to ship non-paying patients to another horse pistol, she is scum

Posted by: Bitter clinger to truth at September 05, 2010 03:32 PM (Fr8N6)

148 Ace, you're way off here. The First Lady made the Maxim's 100 list -- compiled by professionals, not Democratic operatives. To the average Joe like me, that's appealing, and as they say, sex sells. To most women, she's Jackie O, except she's proven herself in a responsible healthcare job. Plus, she's basically focussed on the diet issue, which is the most popular topic of conversation among women. In short, everyone can relate to her. My prediction: Michele is a game-changer, and the Democrats keep (or even gain) in both houses of Congress.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 03:32 PM (liBQN)

149

The October Surprise is this:  Obama trots the Wookie out, let's her make a fool of herself,  the O throws her under the bus, starts divorce preceedings......and then begins dating Tiger's ex-wife.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 03:33 PM (6WUft)

150 Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:32 PM (liBQN)

As a Concerned Christian who has voted for Republicans since before I was born I would have to agree.

Posted by: Even Averager Joe at September 05, 2010 03:34 PM (ivAmM)

151 I didn't know capital existed under socialism.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at September 05, 2010 03:34 PM (Y81Xa)

152

Michelle "Daughter of Kalis" Obama

I'd ask which Kalis sister she is but I already know what your answer would be....5.4.3.2..1...

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 03:35 PM (3I1R6)

153 Arrogant, blowhard bi-ah-ché saves the day! 

Reminds me of Dudley-Do-Right of the Royal Canadian Mounted Libtards to the rescue.  Que the suspense-filled Musak!

Posted by: TennDon at September 05, 2010 03:35 PM (o6Yv2)

Posted by: davidt at September 05, 2010 03:35 PM (5Eh4O)

155 and then begins dating Tiger's ex-wife.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 07:33 PM (6WUft)

Or begins dating Tiger. I think Tiger would be on top.

Posted by: ErikW at September 05, 2010 03:35 PM (K4GDN)

156 My prediction: Michele is a game-changer, and the Democrats keep (or even gain) in both houses of Congress.

I concur!  And her toned arms and buttocks drive me wild!

Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative Republican (for reals) at September 05, 2010 03:36 PM (c0A3e)

157 Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?

I cut a whitey in Hoboken.
Just to watch him die.

-

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Princeton Thesis at September 05, 2010 03:36 PM (Hj0nA)

158 Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine? Posted by: denny crane at September 05, 2010 07:18 PM (7+pP9) My god, but you're a stupid scrunt.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 03:36 PM (DC+Gj)

159 I just grossed myself out. Again.

Posted by: ErikW at September 05, 2010 03:36 PM (K4GDN)

160 Seriously, stop sockpuppetting with the actual name of trolls. Call yourself dennie crayne or something.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 05, 2010 03:36 PM (y3ist)

161 Average Joe is right. The Dems sweep both Houses cum this November.

Posted by: crapdragon at September 05, 2010 03:37 PM (3phFo)

162

Grape Nuts; Boil on Stovetop Burner for one hour on high. cool; enjoy;

We Might be having to eat this shit at some point. Live and let Die.

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 03:37 PM (ZxUi4)

163 Oops. "The Dems sweep both Houses cum come this November."

Posted by: crapdragon at September 05, 2010 03:37 PM (3phFo)

164 155 Ace, you're way off here. The First Lady made the Maxim's 100 list -- compiled by professionals, not Democratic operatives. To the average Joe like me, that's appealing, and as they say, sex sells. To most women, she's Jackie O, except she's proven herself in a responsible healthcare job. Plus, she's basically focussed on the diet issue, which is the most popular topic of conversation among women. In short, everyone can relate to her.

My prediction: Michele is a game-changer, and the Democrats keep (or even gain) in both houses of Congress.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:32 PM (liBQN)

 

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!   

 

I've got a cold...I think I just coughed up a lung!

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 03:38 PM (nbzzk)

165 Oh, and pray tell...what the hell has the fatass been doing to help or honor the military?  

She wore a skanky designer cocktail dress to a posthumous Medal of Honor ceremony.  Families count on support like that.


In short, everyone can relate to her.

Yeah, she sounds just like my fuckin' bulemic brainwashed micro-controlling mother.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 03:38 PM (yhlnw)

166 Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:32 PM (liBQN) *Gasping for air* You, sir, owe me some new pants because I just pissed myself laughing so hard. Wow. truly comedic gold. Well done.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 03:38 PM (DC+Gj)

167

Ace, you're way off here. The First Lady made the Maxim's 100 list -- compiled by professionals, not Democratic operatives. To the average Joe like me, that's appealing, and as they say, sex sells. To most women, she's Jackie O, except she's proven herself in a responsible healthcare job. Plus, she's basically focussed on the diet issue, which is the most popular topic of conversation among women. In short, everyone can relate to her.

My prediction: Michele is a game-changer, and the Democrats keep (or even gain) in both houses of Congress

Well that's true, she is totally relatable. I know in hard economic times I spend $400 on ghetto fab kicks.

Hey, so does Soros pay you overtime for working on the 3-day weekend? 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:38 PM (SV6NB)

168

To most women, she's Jackie O, except she's proven herself in a responsible healthcare job.

This has to be the funniest sentence I've ever read. No woman thinks she's Jackie O.......they think she's a dressed up uglio who some of them want to like because they either want stash or they love marxism. She is classless, dresses horribly, makes awful decisions, and is a nasty faced bitch. She didn't prove shit in a job given to her to help get favors from her politically connected husband. In fact, she appears all that much more ridiculous because of it. On top of that she can't even care for her own children and has to have her mother come to care for them. And let's not ever start on taste..her's is abominable. She makes Bess Truman, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Mamie Eisenhower look like playboy bunnies. How insane are you?

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 03:39 PM (3I1R6)

169 Nobody expects . . . the Obama Inquisition!

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2010 03:39 PM (BP6Z1)

170 Or begins dating Tiger. I think Tiger would be on top.

Well considering the amount of practice Tiger has had, I think it's safe to say this is one hole he won't bogey.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 03:39 PM (kUEkq)

171 We're doomed now.  I've just fallen into a deep funk.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 03:39 PM (/vj0G)

172 So, is she going to show people slides from her fabulous vacations????

Posted by: Moi at September 05, 2010 03:39 PM (Ez4Ql)

173 We were being ironic.

And we were offered tax-breaks if we included Michelle.
Serious tax breaks.

I mean,  Top 100? 

We wouldn't touch Michelle with your dick.

Posted by: Maxim Magazine at September 05, 2010 03:40 PM (Hj0nA)

174
To most women, she's Jackie O

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:32 PM (liBQN)

Jackie's husband diddled Marilyn Monroe, but Michelle's husband might have a shot at Maureen Dowd, or on a good day, Cymphia McKinney.

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:40 PM (v1gw3)

175

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:32 PM (liBQN)

I see what you did there.  Well played sir.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 05, 2010 03:41 PM (yQWNf)

176 How does Michelle assist military families? Tell them their kids are too fat??

Posted by: Moi at September 05, 2010 03:41 PM (Ez4Ql)

177 ......and then begins dating Tiger's ex-wife's stylist.

FIFY.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 03:41 PM (yhlnw)

178 How dare you infidels mock Our Lady of the Perpetual Scowl?

Posted by: TIME Magazine at September 05, 2010 03:41 PM (O+Lmx)

179 L'etat ç'est moi, muthafuckaz!

Posted by: King Barry XIV at September 05, 2010 03:41 PM (BP6Z1)

180

I'm a clone
I know it and I'm fine
I'm one and more are on the way
I'm two, doctor
Three's on the line
He'll take incubation another day

I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

We destroyed the government
We're destroying time
No more problems on the way

I'm through doctor
We don't need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones

I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

Six is having problems
Adjusting to his clone status
Have to put him on a shelf
(Please don't put me on a shelf)
All day long we hear him crying so loud
I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
I just wanna be myself
Be myself
Be myself

I'm all alone, so are we all
We destroyed the government
We're destroying time
No more problems on the way

I'm through doctor
We don't need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones

I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all
I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

...funny how lyrics from old tunes are weirdly relevant these days...

Posted by: Alice Cooper, Clones (We're All) at September 05, 2010 03:42 PM (jYxWG)

181 Infomercials from Spain.

Just what the Obama presidency needs.


Posted by: JEM at September 05, 2010 03:42 PM (o+SC1)

182 Jackie's husband diddled Marilyn Monroe, but Michelle's husband might have a shot at Maureen Dowd, or on a good day, Cymphia McKinney.

You underestimate just how fucking stupid I am.

Posted by: Scarlett Johansson at September 05, 2010 03:42 PM (y3ist)

183 This is a game-changer.  The Dems pick up 729 seats in November, because they aren't punching down!

Posted by: slapwagon at September 05, 2010 03:42 PM (kUEkq)

184

The First Lady made the Maxim's 100 list -- compiled by professionals

Professional blind and deaf gay men who hate amerika?

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 03:42 PM (3I1R6)

185 I'm going to Trump you like Worf trumped you in '08, sucka's.

Posted by: Mimsy O. at September 05, 2010 03:42 PM (862vz)

186 Jerry Doyle says, "Washington - Hollywood for ugly people."  Don't these two lawn ornaments represent that to the hilt.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 05, 2010 03:43 PM (y0VOX)

187

Show of hands here......

Who thinks this is nothing more than a ploy so he can get her out of the house to have more free time with his former co-worker Kal 'Kumar' Penn?

*raises hand with no hesitation*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:43 PM (SV6NB)

188
Lady of Spain

-Lawrence Welk

Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 03:43 PM (v1gw3)

189 Jackie's husband diddled Marilyn Monroe, but Michelle's husband might have a shot at Maureen Dowd, or on a good day, Cymphia McKinney.

Wrong, all wrong.

Insert (my bad) Barney Frank.

NOW you have a more rational analogy.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 05, 2010 03:44 PM (y0VOX)

190 Decent narrative on the conspiracy and lead-up to 9/11 on the NG channel.

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 03:45 PM (6WUft)

191 I thought this was a place for serious political discussion. I have, indeed, voted Republican my whole life and am very socially conservative. However, it's disingenuous not to recognize that Mrs. Obama has a charm and appeal that transcends politics. She hasn't polarized moderates and independents like Palin, but had rather steered a gentler, mom-based non-ideological agenda. I find myself drawn to her despite my politics. I may just sit this one out (although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 03:46 PM (liBQN)

192 Did Michelle ever kill someone in a DUI crash and have it covered up by the Texas political machine?
Posted by: denny crane at September 05, 2010 07:18 PM (7+pP9)


Wait, I'm confused. George Bush is on the ballot again? And Laura is out stumping for more government control over our daily lives?

*sigh*

Is "Boooooooosh" going to be the common rallying cry for Dems again this fall? Because if it is, it can't be helpful to have a solid majority of people believing Bush is better, especially in those vulnerable swing districts.

http://tinyurl.com/2cedolw
http://tinyurl.com/27a95en

Posted by: Drumwaster at September 05, 2010 03:46 PM (dWFSK)

193 8 My first thought on this is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, but, upon reflection, has ramped up to BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Posted by: nickless at September 05, 2010 06:48 PM (MMC8r)

What I was going to say.

Posted by: rae4palin at September 05, 2010 03:47 PM (2vJAo)

194 Look, one thing I've realized since 10-20-09, and that is if you ever start to question the dastardly duo in the WH, it doesn't stop.    And, the more they speak the more you dislike them.   There isn't a damn thing either of them can do between now and November that is going to change anyone's mind.   As a matter of fact, since that date more and more people have begun to despise them.   Let the harpy go on the campaign trail.    Hell, a trail is where the heifer belongs.

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 03:48 PM (nbzzk)

195 That's right Honey. I screwed up again an you need to save me. You go on the road and save the party this fall okay? Me? I'll just be hanging out with Tiger and Charles Barkley watching some ball. You know, just us guys. Maybe get a round or 2 in and a massage. Have fun!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 05, 2010 03:48 PM (ivAmM)

196 Michelle Obama hasn't killed anyone in a traffic accident,
Amateur.

Posted by: rick 'dirty' sanchez at September 05, 2010 03:49 PM (3phFo)

197 Are we sure Michelle was born in the US? Are we sure she was born on Earth? Silly people, Qo'noS is the 57th state.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 03:49 PM (9Lm5R)

198 I may just sit this one out (although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

Average Joe, I see (in Google) you have posted here before, but I just really have no idea how you reach this conclusion.

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 03:49 PM (8DYcd)

199

although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers

Sorry, failing to see what exactly about your point is clear.

Even if she were popular [and she's not - the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain!], that wouldn't translate to votes.

Hey don't drink and drive tonight -- sounds like you started early this evening.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 03:49 PM (SV6NB)

200 Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:46 PM (liBQN)

That is some funny shit. Encore!

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 05, 2010 03:50 PM (y3ist)

Posted by: davidt at September 05, 2010 03:51 PM (5Eh4O)

202 "After 18 months of careful image-making and bipartisanship, Michelle Obama is..."

Uh huh. That little jaunt to Spain didn't look much like a picture of careful image-making to me. But if this angry Wookiee wants to get its repulsive mug out in front of the public more, I say go for it.

As the old saying goes, familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 05, 2010 03:51 PM (fxACH)

203

I have, indeed, voted Republican my whole life and am very socially conservative. However, it's disingenuous not to recognize that Mrs. Obama has a charm and appeal that transcends politics. She hasn't polarized moderates and independents like Palin, but had rather steered a gentler, mom-based non-ideological agenda. I find myself drawn to her despite my politics. I may just sit this one out (although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

 

"She gonna' put a spell on you............"

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 03:52 PM (6WUft)

204

207 I thought this was a place for serious political discussion.
You're killing me. Stop. I'm gonna cough up a lung.

 

No, you're supposed to do it like this:

 

ha ha ha hahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaa *long wheezy gasp* HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 03:52 PM (jYxWG)

205 shhhh.  don't tell, but I turn the magazines around at the check-out counter because I'm afraid of the association of Michelle my belle with food.

Posted by: kelley in virginia at September 05, 2010 03:53 PM (MEs24)

206 OMG, I finally got that Drudge pic.  Looks like Frankenbama.  What a tool.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:53 PM (sVu2f)

207 She's burning holes thru Carla Bruni with those death daggers. The same look she gives whitey.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at September 05, 2010 03:54 PM (8WOM0)

208 128 I'm surprised that there are Dem election consultants that think Lt. Commander Worf has some political capital.

Would YOU want to be the one to tell MO [aka FFA- first fat ass] she is lacking in political capital?

Posted by: Museisluse at September 05, 2010 03:54 PM (DTfXb)

209 However, it's disingenuous not to recognize that Mrs. Obama has a charm and appeal that transcends politics.

See, Mrs. Obama doesn't.

She hasn't polarized moderates and independents like Palin,

Mrs. Obama is a spouse, not a candidte - Todd Palin hasn't done much polarizing either, except to Sarah, if you get my meaning, and I think that you do.

but had rather steered a gentler, mom-based non-ideological agenda.

"Your kids are fat - we need the Government to keep us all healthy."  Is neither gentle nor non-ideological.  Michelle's been a cipher - there's no traction with her organic gardening, her healthy living, or her VA family stuff because Michelle Herself doesn't particularly care about these issues.

By way of contrast - Arnold Schwarzenegger was George HW Bush's Presidential Fitness Guy - he was all over that shit back in the day.  Because he believed in it.  Michelle doesn't believe in this cause - it found her, by accident, it seems.

 I find myself drawn to her despite my politics. I may just sit this one out (although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

Moderate Republicans will be voting against Obama, not Michelle - there won't be one damn vote cast on the "let Michelle be Michelle " ticket.

Michelle is non-credible on the issues.

And the only one she has to blame for that is her own damn vacationing self.

-
.

Posted by: Maxim Magazine at September 05, 2010 03:54 PM (Hj0nA)

210 Of course she touches all American moms. Don't they all want $300 running shoes?

Posted by: rick 'dirty' sanchez at September 05, 2010 03:54 PM (3phFo)

211 I find myself drawn to her despite my politics. I may just sit this one out (although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:46 PM (liBQN)

You know, pychosis is treatable.    They have drugs for that kind of delusion.   

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 03:54 PM (nbzzk)

212 pychosis...yeah, I know, there's an 's' after the 'p'.

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 03:55 PM (nbzzk)

213 During the campaign, they had to sideline her because she made so many bonehead offensive statements. What makes them think that she will do any better this time around?

Posted by: Moi at September 05, 2010 03:55 PM (Ez4Ql)

214

(although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

To vote against democrats you mean? Yeah, her shrill, nasty faced, scowling, didatic manner will piss off even the dems.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 03:55 PM (3I1R6)

215 Hey don't drink and drive tonight -- sounds like you started early this evening.
It never stopped me.

Posted by: rick 'dirty' sanchez at September 05, 2010 03:56 PM (3phFo)

216 Of course she touches all American moms. Don't they all want $300 running shoes?

Posted by: rick 'dirty' sanchez at September 05, 2010 07:54 PM (3phFo)

Um, they were closer to $500. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 03:56 PM (sVu2f)

217

I thought this was a place for serious political discussion.

Next you're gonna tell us to tone down the profanity and sexual innuendo right?

 

I keed

Posted by: ErikW at September 05, 2010 03:57 PM (K4GDN)

218 Michelle Obama is #93 on Maxim's Top 100 Women Gay Men Would Wear As Beards list... That's higher than I can count!

Posted by: Denny's Crayon at September 05, 2010 03:57 PM (mHQ7T)

219  That's right Honey. I screwed up again an you need to save me. You go on the road and save the party this fall okay? Me? I'll just be hanging out with Tiger and Charles Barkley watching some ball. You know, just us guys. Maybe get a round or 2 in and a massage. Have fun!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 05, 2010 07:48 PM

Ohhhh that's just turrible..... turrible.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at September 05, 2010 03:58 PM (yQWNf)

220 Michelle Obama is #93 on Maxim's Top 100 Women Gay Men Would Wear As Beards list...

Hrm. I thought actual beards were disqualified.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 03:58 PM (yhlnw)

221 (although it's clear that she'll drive Democrats and moderate Republicans to the polls in record numbers).

He may be right. Michelle may plan to appear everywhere. Be on every TV and radio. Posters plastered on every building. Michelle everywhere you turn. No escape except for one place. The Polls. It's devilishly clever.

Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 03:58 PM (ivAmM)

222 Well, I see that the words "wookie" "Worf" "Klingon" and "Chewbacca" are back on the AoS agenda.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 03:58 PM (9Lm5R)

223 With your whole group being rightly accused of rampant nanny-statism and facing an individualist backlash, trotting out someone who thinks she's America's mom is brilliant.

Posted by: mr.frakypants at September 05, 2010 03:58 PM (pffBj)

224 Perhaps I should make my point a little clearer. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. As you do this mental exercise, recall that Mrs. Obama has been repeatedly selected to appear on the covers of national fashion magazines, while former Governor Palin made but one minor runners' magazine. So: Take the BEST picture of Sarah Palin and place it side by side with the WORST picture Michelle Obama. And just stare for 60 seconds. That's the power of Maxim's quality.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 03:59 PM (liBQN)

225 And let me tell you something--for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of being an Ace commenter. And not just because Average Joe has done well, but because I think lurkers are hungry for change.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 05, 2010 03:59 PM (3phFo)

226  Yeah that will work, independents changing their minds as we speak, at least the ones that were going to vote Demoncrap.

Posted by: jainphx at September 05, 2010 04:00 PM (ew5pX)

227

During the campaign, they had to sideline her because she made so many bonehead offensive statements. What makes them think that she will do any better this time around?

 

Three words:  Teleprompter. 

Posted by: Soona at September 05, 2010 04:00 PM (6WUft)

228 Of course she touches all American moms. Don't they all want $300 running shoes?

They can spend their $600 tax stimulus check on earrings!

Posted by: Marie Antoinette Didn't Have a Cock and Let the Peasants Eat Cake at September 05, 2010 04:00 PM (mHQ7T)

229 Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:59 PM (liBQN)

Stop it! I need to breathe!

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 05, 2010 04:00 PM (y3ist)

230

225 I can't wait for her to start talking. It promises to be better than a Sheriff Joe remembering tour.

Hope someone thinks to ask her why she had to give up her law license, how Resko helped them buy their house, and how Rev Wright is doing --does she remember what he said or was she deaf too? Maybe Barak has told her what his grades were too or what the hell the problem is on his birth certificate. She's uglier and nastier than her husband but at least she was born here.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:01 PM (3I1R6)

231 Michelle is much more likely to be of the House of Duras than of the Kalis clan. Don't forget, she murdered David Kirk, James T. Kirk's only son.......well, that we know of.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:01 PM (QBQcg)

232 During the campaign, they had to sideline her because she made so many bonehead offensive statements. What makes them think that she will do any better this time around? Look for a shock collar a la Cliff Clavin.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 04:01 PM (DC+Gj)

233 >>"Can't wait to see her eat a live badger and call me fat while spinning plates on The View.">> I'm losin' it here...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at September 05, 2010 04:02 PM (xRcKp)

234 Joe,

You're entirely missing the point - you're best picture/worst picture exercise invalidates your entire point.

Unless, visually, Michelle hits your particular hot-buttons.
probably with a leather encased paddle.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 05, 2010 04:02 PM (Hj0nA)

235 while former Governor Palin made but one minor runners' magazine.

Newsweak ran that cover, too! So, take THAT.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 04:03 PM (mHQ7T)

236 Take the BEST picture of Sarah Palin and place it side by side with the WORST picture Michelle Obama. And just stare for 60 seconds.

That's the power of Maxim's quality.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 07:59 PM (liBQN)

This is brilliant. I could never last 60 seconds before while staring at a picture of Sarah Palin. But if I glance over at Michelle ever so slightly, not full on as that would kill it, I think I could go for 3 minutes or longer. Thanks Michelle!

Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 04:03 PM (ivAmM)

237 Take the BEST picture of Sarah Palin and place it side by side with the WORST picture Michelle Obama. And just stare for 60 seconds.

What is your point here? Are we supposed to develop intense pity for nasty-face through this exercise? I would never dream of staring at any picture of M'chelle for 60 seconds, it might cause my brain to bleed and it's hard to stare when you're retching. And remember those photos are touched up!

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:04 PM (3I1R6)

238 You know who this helps, Michelle's kids.

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at September 05, 2010 04:04 PM (rnINQ)

239 Hrm. I thought actual beards were disqualified.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 07:58 PM (yhlnw)

LOL Beverage. Monitor. PayPal.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 04:05 PM (mHQ7T)

240 True. She does bear an uncanny resemblance to the Duras sisters. I think her feet are much bigger though.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:06 PM (3I1R6)

241 October Surprise: I'm convinced that JugEars actually thinks that his OS will be a comprehensive Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement. Really. After all, the Lightbringer need only speak briefly to each of the parties, his lofty rhetoric inspiring them to drop their prejudices and fall into each other's arms in love and understanding. *snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 04:06 PM (9Lm5R)

242 (Kalis?  WhoTF is Kalis?)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 04:07 PM (yhlnw)

243 Unpresidented!!

Posted by: Clueless MFM everywhere at September 05, 2010 04:07 PM (xo+5n)

244 Michelle just needs a lace wig and she's good to go.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2010 04:08 PM (BP6Z1)

245

That's the power of Maxim's quality.

Huh.

So if I'm to understand your logic here....

In terms of the election:

Despite every poll, left, neutral, and right, that show Rs with the marginal advantage because of -

*failed nearly one trillion dollar stimulus

* bloated debt

*the passage of Obamacare when the majority of Americans didn't want it

*the House passage of the wildly unpopular crap & tax bill

* unimaginable  unemployment

* suing AZ for following federal law -- America disagrees

* wanting a mosque built near GZ-- again America disagrees

(shit, I'm sounding like Hannity here. I'ma gonna stop!)

So......

Besdies ALL of that, Dems keep the House & Senate because she 'graced' the cover of Vogue?

You realize that's what  your'e saying??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 04:09 PM (8GGOu)

246 256 Kalis is the Klingon messiah sorta. More of a King Arthur. He united the houses and will return to help the empire in it's need. Kaaaaaaliiiiiiiiisssss.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:10 PM (3I1R6)

247 238 Michelle an October surprise??  Yeah, right.  What's the surprise?

BOO!!

Posted by: Halloween at September 05, 2010 04:10 PM (f0UXf)

248 I find myself drawn to her despite my politics.

We need to talk.

Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud at September 05, 2010 04:10 PM (kUEkq)

249 Damn, they're willing to use WMD's* to win in November.
*wookies with massive derrieres.

Posted by: TC at September 05, 2010 04:11 PM (4XzsU)

250 Kalis? WhoTF is Kalis?) Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 08:07 PM (yhlnw) The greatest Klingon warrior of all time. His teachings brought honor to the Klingon people. He is like Jesus and Thor, but way cooler because he introduced the Bat'leth to the Klingon people by plucking a strand of his hair and forging it in a river of fire. I'm available moronettes.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:11 PM (QBQcg)

251

Ace, you're way off here. The First Lady made the Maxim's 100 list -- compiled by professionals, not Democratic operatives. To the average Joe like me, that's appealing, and as they say, sex sells. To most women, she's Jackie O, except she's proven herself in a responsible healthcare job. Plus, she's basically focussed on the diet issue, which is the most popular topic of conversation among women. In short, everyone can relate to her.

My prediction: Michele is a game-changer, and the Democrats keep (or even gain) in both houses of Congress.

Yessir, when she left her $300 K/yr job, there was no need to hire a replacement. Now that's what I call doing a kick-ass job. Did the job not just for now, but for all time. Top that, bitches.

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2010 04:11 PM (rWwv2)

252 I'm convinced that JugEars actually thinks that his OS will be a comprehensive Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement.

Yea, that's a distinct possibility.  We're more likely to see a dozen Wraith hive ships appear in orbit by election day though.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 04:11 PM (/vj0G)

253

Oh, jeez...Looks like old Huckabuck will be interviewing the fatass on his little Fox show.   Won't that be special?

Thanks, Huck.    Now, we definitely don't have to worry about you effin up the primary in '12.

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 04:12 PM (nbzzk)

254 120, chemjeff, your geek badge, please. Not Kittomer. Nerendra III.

Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 04:12 PM (BzJFj)

255 Done - and Done -

Michelle's Maxim and Sarah's Cover

Sarah's Gams in a Landslide.

Michelle's Maxim picture happens to be her official First Lady picture, not something shot by the Maxim photogs.

Also, you might not read a bunch of magazines but Sarah's been on the cover of periodicals with articles like "Why We Chose Life" - which,. you know, might not compare with Michelle's '$10,000 for a summer camp?  How We Managed" and "Arugla - Nature's Leafy Green" articles too favorably.

In the Upper West Side.

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at September 05, 2010 04:12 PM (Hj0nA)

256 266 Hey, Michael Dorn in full makeup is way more attractive than m'chelle and he has a more pleasant expression too.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:12 PM (3I1R6)

257

Perhaps I should make my point a little clearer. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. As you do this mental exercise, recall that Mrs. Obama has been repeatedly selected to appear on the covers of national fashion magazines, while former Governor Palin made but one minor runners' magazine.

And don't forget her movie career. I loved it when she threw that net over Charlton Heston.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2010 04:14 PM (rWwv2)

258

WMDs!!!

Hooooooooooooly shit!

God bless you morons.

Posted by: laceyunderalls with tears streaming down my face at September 05, 2010 04:14 PM (8GGOu)

259 Posted by: CDR M at September 05, 2010 08:10 PM (5I8G0)

--I really don't think she's bad-looking.

However, the media trying to make her a sexpot is the epitome of "trying too hard."

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2010 04:14 PM (BP6Z1)

260 chemjeff, your geek badge, please. Not Kittomer. Nerendra III. Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 08:12 PM (BzJFj) Didn't the Romulans get help from a Klingon insider. I know Mog historically got the blame, but he was later cleared by the Klingon High Council.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:14 PM (QBQcg)

261
Michelle: The Democratic October Surprise ...

1. So Mrs. O, tell us please, just how did you get into Harvard? To what extent was your senior thesis involved? May we finally see it now please?

2. So Mrs. O, tell us please, just how did you get a 192% pay raise ..
    ... at a Hospital ... where they need money ... to care for people ...
    ...where they treat sick people ...and dying people ...
    ... and children ...

Posted by: Arbalest at September 05, 2010 04:15 PM (Fpx+H)

262 I am still convinced that Moochelle is Wayne Brady in drag.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 05, 2010 04:15 PM (yQWNf)

263 Yea, that's a distinct possibility. We're more likely to see a dozen Wraith hive ships appear in orbit by election day though. Understand, I'm not saying that it's possible to actually negotiate an agreement. I'm saying that JugEars and his minions are clueless enough that they think this is possible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 04:16 PM (9Lm5R)

264 That's not the Go-Gos, that's Belinda Carlisle and 2 moes.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 04:16 PM (tw4Nd)

265 Logprof, let's take a walk adn have a looooong talk......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 04:16 PM (8GGOu)

266 I am still convinced that Moochelle is Wayne Brady in drag. Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 05, 2010 08:15 PM (yQWNf) Is Michelle Obama going to have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:16 PM (QBQcg)

267 What's the over/under: proud/not proud of my country?

Posted by: scituate_tgr at September 05, 2010 04:16 PM (mEJfc)

268 Oh, just the fashionistas alone will give her so much hell she'll go slurpy slinking back into her closet to find another another tablecloth sans sofa cushion sans evening gown to wear.

The woman dresses like a blind bag lady who thinks she's 6 feet tall, a size 2 and built like Bo Derek and thinks a triple camel toe= perfect fit.

And don't get me started on her short skirts- crossing her legs so we're at 3 millimeters from seeing the Promised Land.

Or those snaggily blue toenails she's so fond of.....

Or her slouching like a French baker.

Damn, the woman needs a keeper.

Posted by: EZB at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (fa9yq)

269 Well, compared to the average female customer at Walmart around 3:am, she doesn't look so bad.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (/vj0G)

270 Sarah Palin:  http://tinyurl.com/2cszr8n

I'd ride that the entire length of the Iditarod.


Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (ivAmM)

271 Those $500 "running shoes" weren't even running shoes.  If she'd bought $500 running shoes, I'd have a lot of respect for her because, well, she'd be running.  Those things were some sort of fashion black hole.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (3wPsb)

272 274 Done - and Done -

Michelle's Maxim and Sarah's Cover


Damn, just...damn.

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (8DYcd)

273 Proof the White House lives in its own little Holodeck...

Their minds... They are splitting atoms with their minds...

Posted by: phreshone at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (1AnxB)

274

--I really don't think she's bad-looking

Return your man-card, please.

Man card?...we need to get a pool together to get him some help....you been in Winnipeg too long man

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 04:17 PM (jYxWG)

275 She could be not "bad looking" IF she didn't look like she was pissed OFF all the time, had smaller feet, and quit wearing the most fucked up outfits on the planet. The idea that she is anything more than just barely not fugly is laughable. The magazine cover bonanza and the slobbering over her like she was even half way decent looking has been surreal. Opening her nasty marxist chip on the shoulder mouth isn't going to help.

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:18 PM (3I1R6)

276

And don't forget her movie career. I loved it when she threw that net over Charlton Heston.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2010 08:14 PM (rWwv2)

Ahahahahaha . . . must remember to breathe . . . ahahahahaha!

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 04:18 PM (sVu2f)

277 Does this feel like we're actually living in an alternate version of The Truman Show? The Barack Show written,produced, & edited by the MFM & Bill Ayers as director. Financing by Soros.

Posted by: KinLa at September 05, 2010 04:19 PM (Fw2VU)

278 Take the BEST picture of Sarah Palin and place it side by side with the WORST picture Michelle Obama. And just stare for 60 seconds.

Sarah Palin?  Okay.

But don't stare at this for longer than 60 seconds.  You may go blind.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:19 PM (kUEkq)

279

Damn, the woman needs a keeper.

Doesn't she already have like 20 handlers?! No  mas, no mas! I know they think it's stimulating the economy but we can't afford it.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 04:19 PM (8GGOu)

280 She can win me over just by making a wise crack about the umbrella mishap.

Posted by: scituate_tgr at September 05, 2010 04:20 PM (mEJfc)

281 I wouldn't hit Moo with any of your dicks.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 04:20 PM (tw4Nd)

282 Those $500 "running shoes" weren't even running shoes. Correct me if I'm wrong, but those shoes looked like a pair of $15 Keds, $2 worth of gold glitter and a little work with a glue-stick.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 04:20 PM (9Lm5R)

283 But don't stare at this for longer than 60 seconds.  You may go blind.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 08:19 PM (kUEkq)


I won't say it. Not again. Where the hell is my nicotine gum!

Posted by: Don Imus at September 05, 2010 04:21 PM (ivAmM)

284

I'm trying not to sound like the Intrade Troll here, but this and that Breslin shit is just a preview of the full retard the Democrat Media Complex is going to accelerate to on Tuesday. 

 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 05, 2010 04:21 PM (fLHQe)

285

295 OMG that is Dorn's makeup hair. wow.

Re maxim: if she actually dressed like that, smiled, and kept quiet then at least she wouldn't be a detriment....

Posted by: dagny at September 05, 2010 04:21 PM (3I1R6)

286

dagny, don't forget those ultra-arched skery eyebrows!! those make her look downright evil.

Posted by: laceyunderalls thinking women are sometimes unnecessarily harsh on other woman but not this time at September 05, 2010 04:21 PM (8GGOu)

287 I don't seem to be getting through. Perhaps I should put it on a more instinctive level. I was at The New York Zoological Conservancy last week and one of the exhibits had the cutest gorilla cubs frolicking around. They were all going in different directions -- much like the American public -- but then their mother came out and gathered them together in a show of amazing strength yet touching tenderness. I think that's the way most people think of Mrs. Obama. Palin, perhaps, is the young lady who comes up to you with a clipboard and asks you to contribute to some nature-based cause, forgotten the moment she walks away.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 04:21 PM (liBQN)

288 Tasha Yar (Denise Crosby) died either at Nerendra III or was killed by the Evil Tar Pool.

Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 04:22 PM (BzJFj)

289 Perhaps this is a part of the Firewall... If you're a democrat congress critter on the wrong side of the wall, to get DNC money, you have to let MO campaign with you...  Prisoner's Dilemma...

Posted by: phreshone at September 05, 2010 04:22 PM (1AnxB)

290

But don't stare at this for longer than 60 seconds.  You may go blind.

chem I will send my bills for therapy to your office

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 04:23 PM (tw4Nd)

291

But don't stare at this for longer than 60 seconds.  You may go blind

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 08:19 PM (kUEkq)

Actually...you might have a better chance of going blind if you staring at Palin's picture

IYKWIMAITTYD\

...fap...fap...fap

Posted by: beedubya at September 05, 2010 04:23 PM (AnTyA)

292 So is she bringing the cake, or do we have to make it ourselves?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 05, 2010 04:23 PM (L8kaT)

293 312, An expertly done put-on.

Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 04:23 PM (BzJFj)

294 eman I am sorry for failing the Star Trek geek quiz

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:23 PM (kUEkq)

295 MOO loves Moschino [designer] who must be paying off some of her 22 servants, none of whom I suspect she treats very well. Moschino looks great on the size 2s, which moo hasn't been since she was a 9 month old.

Posted by: Museisluse at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (DTfXb)

296 312 I don't seem to be getting through. Perhaps I should put it on a more instinctive level. I was at The New York Zoological Conservancy last week and one of the exhibits had the cutest gorilla cubs frolicking around. They were all going in different directions -- much like the American public -- but then their mother came out and gathered them together in a show of amazing strength yet touching tenderness.

I think that's the way most people think of Mrs. Obama.

Palin, perhaps, is the young lady who comes up to you with a clipboard and asks you to contribute to some nature-based cause, forgotten the moment she walks away. Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 08:21 PM

Put down the crack pipe and step away...

Posted by: Crackhead Bob at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (4XzsU)

297 Average Joe, after the Spain trip her approval number was at 50%.  So, it's, yeah, better than Obama's, but it's a serious stretch to she'll make a difference on the campaign trail.

You are correct in that the media has tried to portray her as Jackie O.  I just see no evidence that they've succeeded there.

I'll engage in a further act of apostasy and say that I don't think she  looks as bad as everybody here says she does (though, damnit, look at those covers again), but I also really, for the life of me, don't understand why it would cause you to sit out the election.

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (8DYcd)

298

I don't seem to be getting through.

Okay I take back all my snarking on you.

It's now clear you're yanking our chain.

The The New York Zoological Conservancy

I ain't touching that one!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (8GGOu)

Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (p302b)

300 Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 08:21 PM (liBQN) Comparing Michelle Obama to a gorilla????? Oh geez, you know where this is heading.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (9Lm5R)

301 Palin, perhaps, is the young lady who comes up to you with a clipboard and asks you to contribute to some nature-based cause...

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 08:21 PM (liBQN)

Suuuure...like any red-blooded man would have a dime left in his pocket.

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 04:24 PM (nbzzk)

302 Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 08:21 PM (liBQN) Yeah, I'm down with the gorilla imagery. But, you forgot the part where the mama gorilla gets pissed off and starts flinging feces at every one around.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 04:25 PM (DC+Gj)

303 Can we have a gif of Michelle becoming visible to the sound of the Klingon cloaking device?

Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 04:25 PM (BzJFj)

304 Man Ace  must be about to come down on this thread like a ton of bricks.
Too early for the ONT?

Posted by: Rocks at September 05, 2010 04:25 PM (ivAmM)

305 Palin, perhaps, is the young lady who comes up to you with a clipboard and asks you to contribute to some nature-based cause, forgotten the moment she walks away.

umm, if Palin's a clipboard lady, she's not gonna be forgotten when she walks away

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:25 PM (kUEkq)

306 I know all about Kahless.  I couldn't figure out who "Kalis" was, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 04:26 PM (yhlnw)

307 Re maxim: if she actually dressed like that, smiled, and kept quiet then at least she wouldn't be a detriment....

And learned how to keep her damn paws to herself.

Posted by: Elizabeth R., UK at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (sVu2f)

308

Okay, RNC...

Spread the word via agents provocateur that O'Belle loves... flamenco!

And that she has the abition to amass the world's largest collect of castenets!

So every Donky welcomimg committee will make sure to have a local flamenco duo to open for her, and a set of enggraved castenets so she can remember her visit to Bumfuck, Ark.

Caution: there is some risk of becoming an accessory to manslaughter, should she decide to get in some stompin' herself - they don't build those community rec centers like they used to!

Posted by: sherlock at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (thr9V)

309 I'm trying not to sound like the Intrade Troll here, but this and that Breslin shit is just a preview of the full retard the Democrat Media Complex is going to accelerate to on Tuesday.

Undoubtedly.  The difference this time is the public (or at least enough of them) now realizes the media is full of shit and lying its ass off.  Its not going to fly this time.

They've already started in with the "scare the seniors" rhetoric, but all the seniors I know (and its quite a few) aren't buying.  They've figured out that they've been lied to and they're pissed off.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (/vj0G)

310 We're happy to be part of the October Surprise!

Posted by: flinging feces at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (mEJfc)

311 We destroyed the government
We're destroying time
No more problems on the way...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (jYxWG)

312 I love Sarah Palin and would consider quitting my job to help her get elected. However, I think she's been critically damaged by the MFM  and the quitting Alaska thing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (tw4Nd)

313

umm, if Palin's a clipboard lady, she's not gonna be forgotten when she walks away

He's got his metaphors confused.

He basically just described Palin as an ACORN worker!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (8GGOu)

314 Hey, Michelle is our #1 model!

Posted by: Dropcloth Fashions at September 05, 2010 04:27 PM (rWwv2)

315 I am sorry for failing the Star Trek geek quiz

There's just no excuse. None.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 05, 2010 04:28 PM (554T5)

316 eman I am sorry for failing the Star Trek geek quiz Posted by: chemjeff *puts on goatee* Your Agonizer, please.

Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 04:28 PM (BzJFj)

317 Man Ace must be about to come down on this thread like a ton of bricks. It's his thread, he had to know what was gonna happen. Either we're back to normal (relatively speaking), or it's an Admiral Ackbar thread.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 04:28 PM (9Lm5R)

318 Well, I see that the words "wookie" "Worf" "Klingon" and "Chewbacca" are back on the AoS agenda.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 07:58 PM (9Lm5R)

(Sing to Marcia Griffith's Electric Slide)

You're a racist!

You can't say it
You're a racist!
You gotta fake it
You're a racist!
Ooh, she's shaven
She's a wookie!

Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like a trannie
She sure is a wookie

You musta heard it
You're a racist
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can hold it
It's a penis
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Hair here there everywhere

I've got to move,
I'm on the menu Wednesday night
I've got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this wookie I just can't hide.

Are you comin' with me?
Open the refrigerator and climb inside
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you moves that will save your life

Some say it's mythic
It's a Sasquatch!
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't resist it
But you're racist!
Boogie woogie, woogie
You can't play dumb
You're for dinner!
Boogie woogie, woogie
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she's a pumpin' like a matic
She's movin' like Hair Jordan
She sure is a wookie

I've got to tell you,
Her beeper goes off, people think she backing up
And squeeze you, you squeeze you, squeeze you
Between the butt cheeks of her double wide

You musta heard it
You're a racist
Boogie woogie, woogie!
Now you can hold it
It's a penis
Boogie woogie, woogie!
But you know it's there,
Hair here there everywhere


Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 04:28 PM (mHQ7T)

Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 04:29 PM (p302b)

320

Logprof, I agree with you. Painting her with the wookie and Klingon monikers is a justifiably irate populace venting their spleen upon her.  She is an average looking woman.

We don't elect presidents because they have hot wives.  Mamie Eisenhauer and Eleanor Roosevelt weren't exactly lookers. I do resent the overeach of the MFM trying to make her another Jackie Kennedy.  Frankly it makes the MFM look stupid and it isn't flying. 

This makes the present occupants of the Whitehouse and the Dems look pathetic and helpless.  This lady has lost all cred except with the lefties who's vote they still have.  She has put her foot in her mouth too many times.  Spain, the taxpayer funded dates have put her and her family into the, "Who do they think they are, royalty?" status.

I do welcome this pathetic last ditch plan.  It may keep them from doing something smart that might help them.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 05, 2010 04:30 PM (rurh0)

321 I'm through doctor
We don't need your kind
The other ones
Ugly ones
Stupid boys
Wrong ones...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 04:30 PM (jYxWG)

322 No!  Not the Agony Booth!  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:30 PM (kUEkq)

323 Ever Drink a Juniper Tree?     Some parts are drinkable.

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 04:30 PM (ZxUi4)

324 how about some crapo!  link

Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 04:31 PM (p302b)

325 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 08:28 PM (mHQ7T) Heh. You're gonna be a big hit in the re-education camps. Looking forward to it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 04:31 PM (9Lm5R)

326 For all that money spent in Spain, I really doubt she earned ANY good will in return.

Posted by: always right at September 05, 2010 04:31 PM (8/wkb)

327 However, I think she's been critically damaged by the MFM  and the quitting Alaska thing.

Ever studied what Teddy Roosevelt's career looked like before he became president?  He was perceived as and acted like a flake.

Anything can be overcome if it doesn't involve sordid sex scandals, or ax murders.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 04:32 PM (/vj0G)

328 Chris and lacey, I'm with Ace: she's not ugly, but I resent her ultra-sexiness being force-fed to me.

It's one thing to lie about something esoteric like financial instruments, another to lie about shit even the village idiot can judge with his own eyes.

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2010 04:32 PM (BP6Z1)

329 Right; a little of the ol' Alinsky from the lovely First Dumpster Butt will just erase the last 2 years of economic garfoolenurky and just impel me to vote straight Democratic. Plus, have the pickle held on my next half-pound burger. Really!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 05, 2010 04:33 PM (fgYTj)

330 Ick.

Posted by: zooboo at September 05, 2010 04:33 PM (D1yfa)

331 I always thought that Maxim's cover made her look pretty good too.
(shrug)

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 05, 2010 04:34 PM (xo+5n)

332 156 The October Surprise is this: Obama trots the Wookie out, let's her make a fool of herself, the O throws her under the bus, starts divorce preceedings......and then begins dating Tiger's ex-wife. ---------------- can't wait to see the taiwanese animated version of *that*!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 05, 2010 04:34 PM (6fER6)

333 Brrrrrrr....Ack is never going to let you go back to living your normal lives.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 05, 2010 04:34 PM (L8kaT)

334 The one consistent thing about the Obama administration is they always over promise and under deliver...even when it comes to something as trivial as the hotness of the 1st lady.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 04:35 PM (/vj0G)

335 351, The Agonizer is a small portable device. No Romulan Ale for you!

Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 04:35 PM (BzJFj)

336 Shakespeare is good in English, but you need to read him in the original Klingon -Michelle Obama of the House of Duras. (Am I spelling Duras right HeatherRadish?)

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:35 PM (QBQcg)

337 Normally I deal with exobiology/Ewok questions but ...

don't seem to be getting through. Perhaps I should put it on a more instinctive level. I was at The New York Zoological Conservancy last week and one of the exhibits had the cutest gorilla cubs frolicking around. They were all going in different directions -- much like the American public -- but then their mother came out and gathered them together in a show of amazing strength yet touching tenderness.

I think that's the way most people think of Mrs. Obama.


Gorillas typically have one cub per gestational period.  Twins are quite rare.  And, typically, they give birth about every three years after an 8.5 month gestation period. And, socially, the other female gorillas wouldn't allow this act of "gathering them around" --

So, this act of euphemism you witnessed at the Bronx Zoo last week was probably just Val-u-Rite induced.

My advice - take two horse tranquilizers - remember, they're suppositories - and lie down sideways.

Posted by: AoSHQ Resident Zooligist at September 05, 2010 04:35 PM (Hj0nA)

338 Didn't mean to jump you, buzzion...I was just confused.

*trying to figure out which Ferengi Barry most resembles...except Ferengi seem more charismatic and less destructive*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 04:35 PM (yhlnw)

339 Good people, I resent the comparison.  My husband and I were naive young children woefully unprepared by our predecessors.  These two know exactly what they're doing.

Meanwhile, let them eat BRAAAAAAINNNSSS...

Posted by: Zombie Marie Antoinette at September 05, 2010 04:35 PM (DCQ0q)

340 However, I think she's been critically damaged by the MFM  and the quitting Alaska thing.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 08:27 PM (tw4Nd)

'12 is a long time away.   The MFM is going to go too far when it comes to Palin just like VF did.   Even the lefties came to her defense on that article.    Don't count her out.   She grows stronger every day.

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 04:36 PM (nbzzk)

341

Daily Presidential Tracking Poll

No.

Do not need to click.

Don't you understand the power of Michelle Obama? It took a while to see but she is the one we've been waiting for - - not Barack. Vogue tells me so. Polls schmolls - Dems are keeping the House. And they have her to thank for it.

Posted by: Average Joe and some say Average is an Overstatement at September 05, 2010 04:36 PM (8GGOu)

342 -Michelle Obama M'Chelle ObaHma of the House of Duras.

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:36 PM (kUEkq)

343 I don't have any hotels or resorts nearby, nor a Mediterranean Riviera...so .... we don't gets no visit?...shame

Posted by: tc at September 05, 2010 04:37 PM (PMLMw)

344 I for one have always felt that Wives and especially children were out of bounds. HOWEVER if Michelle decides to insert herself into the political discussion then she becomes fair game. And while comments on her looks and physic are normally not proper, the way the MSM and the Democrats treated/treat Sarah Palin make me alot less sympathetic to the Obama's hurt feelings.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 04:37 PM (U5btG)

345 351, The Agonizer is a small portable device. No Romulan Ale for you! Posted by: eman at September 05, 2010 08:35 PM (BzJFj) Romulan ale should be illegal.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:37 PM (QBQcg)

346

*trying to figure out which Ferengi Barry most resembles...except Ferengi seem more charismatic and less destructive*

 

One thing is for sure...Ferengi have more economic sense that Obumbles...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 04:38 PM (jYxWG)

347 " Princeton Educated Blacks and the Black Community" by M LaVaughn Robinson.

This.  This is why I say "Kill the Humanities".

The title alone is such pseudointellectual claptrap that it shouldn't pass muster in freshman English 101 let alone a senior thesis at an Ivy.

Does anybody really think "Public school educated mathematicians and the Mennonite-descended Lancastrian community" would not be laughed out of the noblesse oblige-dripping halls of Princeton?

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 04:38 PM (3wPsb)

348 Ever boil potatoes? some parts are eatable..

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 04:38 PM (ZxUi4)

349

 No!  Not the Agony Booth!  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

haha I spent about 6 hrs over there yesterday laughin my ass off!

 

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 05, 2010 04:38 PM (xo+5n)

350 nevergiveup @ 375:  Children are out of bounds - yes.  But wives - not when they inject themselves into politics.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:39 PM (kUEkq)

351 Speaking as a woman who remembers Jackie Kennedy,  Michelle is no Jackie.

Jackie was soft-spoken and lady-like in public.  She worked like a dog on restoring the White House and acquiring furniture for it (none of which Michelle even appreciates or understands).  She could speak French.

Jackie's designers were Dior,  Balenciaga, and Oscar De la Renta.  She ALWAYS WORE STOCKINGS AND FOUNDATION GARMENTS.  She always was proud of her country, until she got scared about her children after Bobbie was assassinated.

Michelle is no Jackie.  Not even close.

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 04:39 PM (bixjr)

352 Whether M'chelle is pretty or not is a matter of opinion & taste.  I think she's about average, maybe slightly above.

I dislike the (apparently manufactured) intelligence factor of the O's being forced upon me, and by a collection of journalists, no less.

The O's seem to be clear proof that The Harvard Experience is indeed a waste, that Affirmative Action does in fact regularly produce under-achievers and those with an excessively high sense of self-entitlement.

Finally, their track records, at least the ones revealed so far, indicate a sub-performing  and frequently failing history of mediocrity.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 05, 2010 04:39 PM (Fpx+H)

353 there is only one oct surprise that can work:

attacking iran.

he must do this between sept's new moon and oct's.

that's 9/8 and 10/7.

Posted by: reliapundit at September 05, 2010 04:40 PM (UhYZh)

354 HOWEVER if Michelle decides to insert herself into the political discussion then she becomes fair game.

What's that "if"? She's already trying to write public health policy in addition to bullying schools, food companies, and pediatricians.

(Anyone know which medical college granted her degree? I can't find it on Wikipedia)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 04:40 PM (yhlnw)

355 I can't find it. But last Halloween, there was a scary photo of Michelle in costume floating around.

Posted by: Moi at September 05, 2010 04:41 PM (Ez4Ql)

356 Wasn't there an evil star trek character named Barraack or was that some other sci-fi movie?

I know the aliens in Mars Attacks said ACK, ACK alot.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 05, 2010 04:41 PM (L8kaT)

357

I think the Dems may be right putting Michelle out. I really care for her all that much andI hate to admit it..

...but she does give a pretty inspiring speech when she wants to

Posted by: beedubya at September 05, 2010 04:41 PM (AnTyA)

358 well, yeah HeatherRadish, I say that in contrast to someone like Laura Bush

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:41 PM (kUEkq)

359 I for one have always felt that Wives and especially children were out of bounds. HOWEVER if Michelle decides to insert herself into the political discussion then she becomes fair game.

I felt that and still try to feel it, but after going after Sarah Palin's family and Bush's daughters, while giving Chelsea Clinton, Al Gore's son, and Joe Biden's daughter a free pass, I'm starting to come to the conclusion that the only way they'll lighten up in attacking families on our side is if they get sick to the gut of attacks on theirs.

I won't say I'm proud of that, but I would like to reach a different conclusion and am finding it more difficult.

Posted by: AD at September 05, 2010 04:41 PM (8DYcd)

360 I'm all alone, so are we all
We're all clones
All are one and one are all
All are one and one are all

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 04:41 PM (jYxWG)

361 It seems to me if MAO is entering the political field and endorphing candidates, she is fair game for criticism and mockery.
 
Not that I have been all that reticent before.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2010 04:42 PM (h0RtZ)

362

The only thing that could save Michelle is Oprah, but Michelle hates Oprah. BTW thanks Oprah for foisting BHO on us.

Posted by: madamex at September 05, 2010 04:42 PM (qPRQB)

363 M'Chelle Obama is only angry and bitter because Daddy Duras got her a regular targ when all she ever wanted was a spotted targ.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at September 05, 2010 04:42 PM (QBQcg)

364 201 What the hell is it with the 'knee boner' on Drudge? Frank Perdue would never let those chicken legs out of the roost. ------------- Remember that character in Ren & Stimpy that was always wearing rubber nipples on his knees? Guess who was the inspiration.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 05, 2010 04:42 PM (6fER6)

365 nevergiveup @ 375: Children are out of bounds - yes. But wives - not when they inject themselves into politics. Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 08:39 PM (kUEkq) Yeah that is what I said isn't? As far as commenting on her looks, I think that says more about us than her. There is plenty we can comment on about her stupid anti-American comments that are more relevant.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 04:43 PM (U5btG)

366 375 I for one have always felt that Wives and especially children were out of bounds.

If they make a political speech, they should be certainly held responsible for that speech.

But after what happened to the Palins, I cannot work up one iota of sympathy if she gets a little beaten up.

But certainly the Democrats will try to have their cake and eat it too.  They will claim that, whatever nonsense she says, the Republicans are out of bounds for politically criticizing her political appearances.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 04:43 PM (3wPsb)

367

neither of the Obamas have an identity of their own. Which is people no longer trust of belive a word they say, at least the ones who fell for the whole fairytale, as bill clinton said. 

the MSM can lie all they want for them, the public has already figured out whose side they, the MSM, are on. The public tunes them out.

If class could be bought, ME-chelle Antoinette could have had Ophrah buy her some.  This is nothing but a 4 year vacation for her, on the tax payer's dine.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 04:43 PM (ACkhT)

368 You are a bunch of mean Americans.

Posted by: Sleeveless at September 05, 2010 04:43 PM (EL+OC)

369 I for one have always felt that Wives and especially children were out of bounds. HOWEVER if Michelle decides to insert herself into the political discussion then she becomes fair game.

Agreed. But the same goes for idjit children. At some point their dumbassity waives that privilege so to speak.

Ex. A: Bristol "hey watch me on Dancing with the stars' Palin.

She's such a dumb fuck.

Posted by: Average Joe and some say Average is an Overstatement at September 05, 2010 04:43 PM (8GGOu)

370 Off retard sock!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 05, 2010 04:44 PM (8GGOu)

371 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 04:44 PM (jYxWG)

372

if you really wanna have a good laugh, check out HillBuzz's First ladies section of their blog. Hilarious.

Class vs Crass

http://tinyurl.com/29pva6n

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 04:45 PM (ACkhT)

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:45 PM (kUEkq)

374 I always thought that Maxim's cover made her look pretty good too.
(shrug)

There ARE good pictures of Michelle out there.  She can look good when she dresses appropriately, doesn't cross her legs, stands up straight and smiles.

But for thee first time in US history, we have a FLOTUS who has 30 "OMFG!  WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!" pictures for every one good shot.  Unless you're so drunk on the koolaid you never look beyond HuffPo and Vanity Fair, you've see a few of them. 

Sadly, if you live in the real world, you've seen most of not all of them.  From the ratty grey shorts getting off of AF1, to the 'I'm wearing a maxipad-see it outlined here" blue dress, to wearing things so tight we can know the width of the elastic in her panties.   When it comes to clothes, the woman is a trainwreck of inconsistencies and bad judgment.

People want to be proud of their FLOTUS, not ducking their heads in shame.

Toss in her gaffs, her rudeness, her 'vacations', her overt mean spirit,  her snarking etc and she's THE most unpopular FLOTUS in history.  


Posted by: EZB at September 05, 2010 04:46 PM (fa9yq)

375 The world is reacting to MO.
http://tinyurl.com/22lwzml

Posted by: Cheep red wine at September 05, 2010 04:47 PM (KdLSd)

376 I thought this was pretty crazy too, but when you think about how much time Obama's primary advisors spend playing beer pong, it explains why they would think Michelle Antoinette was pretty, smart, and able to do anything to voters other than piss them off.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at September 05, 2010 04:47 PM (K9NNg)

377 Ebola and wife Mitchell call. Want me to join Mitchell on campaign trail. I ask what in it for me. They offer plans for American cloaking device. I laugh and say Pah! Stalin invent cloaking device long time ago!

Posted by: Tsar Putin at September 05, 2010 04:47 PM (BzJFj)

378 If they are sending Michelle... ya know.. argula shopping in $600 tennis shoes Michelle.... They are in serious trouble.

Posted by: Timbo at September 05, 2010 04:47 PM (ph9vn)

379

This is a bad idea.  What happens when a reporter asks her an unvetted question about her saying she's only been proud of America since her husband was nominated?  Or if she's angry at Americans for Barack's low approval numbers?

Or what if she is photographed in a private moment, unhinging her jaw and swallowing a feeder rabbit whole?

It just seems like there's so much that can go wrong.

In totally unrelated news, I have received a 40-foot container of Jiffy Pop.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 05, 2010 04:47 PM (bqKDE)

380 nevergiveup: yeah you're right, guess I've had too much beer

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:48 PM (kUEkq)

381 What the hell is it with the 'knee boner' on Drudge?

If that was a mental institution, I'd say he was doing the Thorazine Shuffle.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 04:48 PM (/vj0G)

382

"Bush's $600 rebate? what can you get for that? a pair of earrings"

Yep, the woman oozes class.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 04:49 PM (ACkhT)

383

There ARE good pictures of Michelle out there.  She can look good when she dresses appropriately, doesn't cross her legs, stands up straight and smiles.

And the photo is taken at the bottom of coal mine, with the lights off and no flash. Then...primo.

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2010 04:49 PM (rWwv2)

384 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

ASIA - Heat of the Moment -

Link under name

-

Posted by: AoSHQ Resident DJ at September 05, 2010 04:50 PM (Hj0nA)

385 People want to be proud of their FLOTUS, not ducking their heads in shame.

Meh, I could kind of care less on that one.

But I think what really goads people about Michelle Antoinette Obama is that we have been told since day one how pretty, smart, and impeccably dressed she was, and she comes out drooling about how bad the country is whilst wearing something that she apparently stole off the mini rack at the drunk tie-dye artist's store, then threw up on.

Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at September 05, 2010 04:50 PM (K9NNg)

386 In totally unrelated news, I have received a 40-foot container of Jiffy Pop.

dude I've totally got a laser for ya

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:50 PM (kUEkq)

387

403    Stairway to Heaven...for about the next 20 Years.

 

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 04:51 PM (ZxUi4)

388

what I don't think they realise, conservatives don't like this woman with her constant bashing of America and the US military and Americans

And ex-dems, conservative/moderate dems, Hillary dems cannot stand this woman.

The people who were snookered are now pissed at her with her Spain vacation, etc and see her for the elistist woman that she always was, and they feel they were lied to.

Who is she going to attract?  She is more of a repelant than anything.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 04:52 PM (ACkhT)

389 What happens when a reporter asks her an unvetted question

I'm pretty sure that will never happen, much less an unvetted question about something horrible she said.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 05, 2010 04:52 PM (yhlnw)

390 @ Miss Maple #383

Here is Jackie O's biography from Wikipedia:

Jacqueline Bouvier spent her early years in NYC and East Hampton, NY at the Bouvier family estate, Lasata. Following their parents' divorce, Jacqueline and Lee divided their time between their mother's homes in McLean, VA and Newport, RI and their father's homes in New York City and Long Island. She attended the Chapin School in New York City. At a very early age she became an enthusiastic equestrienne, and horse-riding would remain a lifelong passion. As a child, she also enjoyed drawing, reading and lacrosse.

She pursued her secondary education at the Holton-Arms School at Bethesda, MD and at Miss Porter's School in Farmington, CT.

When she made her society debut in 1947, Hearst columnist Igor Cassini dubbed her "debutante of the year."

Bouvier spent her first two years of college at Vassar College and spent her junior year (1949–1950) in France at the Sorbonne in a program through Smith College. Upon returning home to the United States, she transferred to George Washington University in Washington, DC, graduating in 1951 with a bachelor of arts degree in French literature. Bouvier's college graduation coincided with her sister's high school graduation, and the two spent the summer of 1951 on a trip through Europe. This trip was the subject of her only autobiographical book, One Special Summer, which is also the only one of her publications to feature her drawings.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 04:52 PM (mHQ7T)

Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 04:53 PM (p302b)

392 When they say another administration official got thrown under the bus, they neglect to tell you that the Secret Service code word for Moochelle is 'Bus'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 05, 2010 04:54 PM (h0RtZ)

393 curious @ 424: yeah, that is a lost opportunity for us
it really sucks too, given the number of competitive NY House races there are

Posted by: chemjeff at September 05, 2010 04:54 PM (kUEkq)

394 So all these voters who are pissed at Obama's Regal Presidency, his unpopular legislation being rammed down their throats, the Pelosi Regime, and the absolutely shit economy despite the trillion dollar Stimulus rathole are going to be charmed into the voting booth by Michelle's lantern-jawed smile? 

DNC Headquarters gets all the good drugs.

Posted by: nickless at September 05, 2010 04:54 PM (MMC8r)

395  

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 05, 2010 04:55 PM (vtHeT)

396 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

Violent Femmes Blister in the Sun remains a personal fave to this day.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 04:55 PM (sVu2f)

397 If that was a mental institution, I'd say he was doing the Thorazine Shuffle.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at September 05, 2010 08:48 PM (/vj0G)

ROFL. That's the first thing I thought of...except Ogabe's orderly is better dressed..

Posted by: beedubya at September 05, 2010 04:56 PM (AnTyA)

398 Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 08:52 PM (mHQ7T)

In reading that I loled.....she seems to have jumped around quite a bit, yet she is much loved by the world and single handedly saved NYC's Grand Central Station.  Gee Sarah Palin jumped around a lot too...but she's a republican so then jumping around is bad.

Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 04:56 PM (p302b)

399 424 "New York Senate: Gillibrand Still Running Strong Against GOP Opponents" Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 08:53 PM (p302b) That's pretty much a function of the disfunction of the NY Republican Party, if there really is a NY Republican Party?

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 04:56 PM (U5btG)

400 I have to agree with those who said that while Michelle can look a well-groomed prettier than average,  she is not the most beautiful, best-dressed, most tasteful example of a First Lady ever.

Hey,  I am an equal opportunity snarker about fashion.  Laura Bush had some loser outfits,  principally because I think clothes aren't high on her priority list.  Hillary Clinton could look good,  but her high-water mark was during the 1992 campaign,  when her hair was longer with a headband and she wore tailored clothes.

Michelle's clothes didn't look too bad during the campaign.  Mostly she wore tasteful suits,  but that was when they were trying to convince us that we were looking at Cliff and Claire Huxtable, with Rudi and Vanessa being towed along in their wake.

But then he got elected,  and we haven't seen a one of those suits again.  Now we see the shorts,  the too-tight pants,  the revealing tanktops (which Robin Givens in the Washington Post says she doesn't wear), the blue toenails,  the hideous tablecloth prints,  etc. etc.

The clothes are ugly and inappropriate.  My theory is that either she or her stylist is getting a kickback from the designer.

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 04:57 PM (bixjr)

401

If that was a mental institution, I'd say he was doing the Thorazine Shuffle.

Didn't Rain Man have the same jacket?

Posted by: beedubya at September 05, 2010 04:58 PM (AnTyA)

402 388 Wasn't there an evil star trek character named Barraack or was that some other sci-fi movie?

I know the aliens in Mars Attacks said ACK, ACK alot.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 05, 2010 08:41 PM (L8kaT)

Ack!

Pffffftttttttttttt!

Posted by: Bill the Cat at September 05, 2010 04:59 PM (BP6Z1)

403 ASIA - Heat of the Moment -

What is it with geographic groups? Boston, Chicago, Kansas...

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 04:59 PM (3wPsb)

404 Hello, all. Checking in.  So, let me get this straight, Moochelle is the October surprise. 


Bwhaaaaaaaaa!  Everyone keeps blaming Barky's gray hair on stress. Yeah, I'll bet Aunt Esther can put some stress on a bro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2010 04:59 PM (UOM48)

405 The plan is to put Michelle out there to tout Obama and the Dem's policies, and then when opponents attack those policies, claim the opponents are attacking Michelle.

Posted by: davidt at September 05, 2010 04:59 PM (5Eh4O)

406

Anything can be overcome if it doesn't involve sordid sex scandals, or ax murders.

Unless you're a popular Republican.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 05:00 PM (tw4Nd)

407 HA has a link where Sen. Coburn believes obamacare was intentionally set up to fail, so that single payer can be installed.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 05, 2010 05:01 PM (L8kaT)

408

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 08:57 PM (bixjr)

Agreed. My wife thinks what she wore on the campaign trail was not the real image, and what she wears now is the real image.

Also, she actually believes what the MSM says about her, there is a picture where she wore a pink tutu (no I am not joking) and leggings when they went to London last year, the british media made so much fun of it. 

American media? not a word.

 

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 05:01 PM (ACkhT)

409 I'm trying to envision sordid sex scandals with Barky.  I'm afraid they'd all involve Pokeestahn boys or goats. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2010 05:01 PM (UOM48)

410 The clothes are ugly and inappropriate.  My theory is that either she or her stylist is getting a kickback from the designer.

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 08:57 PM (bixjr)


I am shocked, shocked...well, not that shocked.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 05:02 PM (3wPsb)

411

I have to agree with those who said that while Michelle can look a well-groomed prettier than average,  she is not the most beautiful, best-dressed, most tasteful example of a First Lady ever.

C'mon. Don't sugarcoat it. She could scare dogs off the back of a meat truck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 05, 2010 05:02 PM (rWwv2)

412

A great read over at Liberty Pundits.

"An original American Radical" 

"Thomas Jefferson an original American radical. If o’l Tom were alive today he would probably be branded an “extremist”"

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 05:03 PM (ACkhT)

413 there is a picture where she wore a pink tutu (no I am not joking) and leggings when they went to London last year, the british media made so much fun of it. 

American media? not a word.

 

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 09:01 PM (ACkhT)

--Uh, got a link for that?  Please?

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2010 05:03 PM (BP6Z1)

414 403.... Don't Change by INXS....all you need.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 05:04 PM (tw4Nd)

415 I'm afraid they'd all involve Pokeestahn boys or goats.

Most devout, woman-stoning Muslims will tell you those are not mutually exclusive, Ms. D'Oh.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:04 PM (sVu2f)

416 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so What are you looking for? Got everything from Capt & Tenille to Blondie to Queen to Pink Floyd.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 05:04 PM (DC+Gj)

417

430 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

I don't remember much but comparing it to late '70s punk, IMO it was a dark age. I'd cite the Police and David Bowie but both were starting to fall off by 1980. Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, New Order, Cocteau Twins and Siouxsie were putting out music but (1) it didn't get to the radio as of 1983 and (2) it wasn't as good as the fanboys claim.

What I remember in the years after disco / punk and before Blue Monday / new-wave: Eurythmics, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Michael Jackson (his later history makes people forget just how important he was then), Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark.

Prince's stuff from then holds up best. Oh, and Talking Heads. IMO, again.

Posted by: Zimriel at September 05, 2010 05:05 PM (fWQr8)

418

I don't know why people keep reporting that Me-chelle Antoinette is "assisting military families".   They cannot stand the woman, considering she is only "been proud to be an American for the first time as an adult"

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 05:05 PM (ACkhT)

419

444 HA has a link where Sen. Coburn believes obamacare was intentionally set up to fail, so that single payer can be installed.

 

I think you're giving them credit for intelligence that they don't have...they are just doing the opposite of the way it is now, because that's their roots...'counter-culture'...the very opposite of the way things are done is the best thing...fucking hippies...conventional wisdom built up over the last 200 years or so is out the window...just because there was a glut of baby boomers in the population and childish assertion came into fashion...Nancy Pelosi is a prime example...someone with the age of an octo-genarian but the maturity of a 14 year old.

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:06 PM (jYxWG)

420 Barry would rather have sex with a Pokeestohn limo driver than that "thing" he bred with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2010 05:07 PM (UOM48)

421 Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 09:01 PM (ACkhT)

Absolutely!

Here's another thing:  when the Kennedy White House had entertainment,  they had Pablo Casals, not some loser rap artists or has-been rockers.

I, too,  am an ex-democrat.  JFK was elected when I was in the 7th grade,  and Bobbie was assassinated when I was an Air Force wife in West Berlin.  My teenage and young adult years were filled with the Kennedys,  and I admired her as First Lady very much.

So even though I have been a conservative since 1979, I still cherish those memories,  and I resent the hell out of the Obamas co-opting Jackie Kennedy's image.

And one thing above all is this:  Jackie Kennedy didn't bother us,  harangue us,  or embarrass us.


Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 05:08 PM (bixjr)

422 I don't know why people keep reporting that Me-chelle Antoinette is "assisting military families". They cannot stand the woman, considering she is only "been proud to be an American for the first time as an adult" Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 09:05 PM (ACkhT) Not people, the MSM are. They are not people.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 05:08 PM (U5btG)

423

Ever eat a car or truck battery?

some parts are eatssss

 

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 05:09 PM (ZxUi4)

424 Jackie Kennedy didn't bother us, harangue us, or embarrass us. Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 09:08 PM (bixjr) Mostly, but marrying that old goat Onassis wasn't exactly her shinning moment. But I'll give her a pass on that.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 05:10 PM (U5btG)

425

430 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

--Alas, most of my direct memories of that era were easy listening.  Still, I do have a soft spot for Dan Fogelberg's "Leader of the Band" to this day.

Don't forget "Centerfold" (J. Geils Band) and of course Buckner and Garcia's "Pac Man Fever."

Posted by: logprof at September 05, 2010 05:10 PM (BP6Z1)

426 Zimriel--the hellish decade of DISCO, which bands like The Knack, Blondie and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts pulled us out of. Not to mention The Ramones (bow down). Also, Joy Division and the Pistols. And whomever did Life in a Northern Town--Dream Academy and Icicle Works.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 05:10 PM (tw4Nd)

427 There ARE good pictures of Michelle out there.  She can look good when she dresses appropriately, doesn't cross her legs, stands up straight and smiles.

But for thee first time in US history, we have a FLOTUS who has 30 "OMFG!  WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!" pictures for every one good shot.  Unless you're so drunk on the koolaid you never look beyond HuffPo and Vanity Fair, you've see a few of them.

That. Plus the MFM acts like she's perfect and beautiful. They put her on the covers of soooo many magazines that I bet even people who once liked her got tired of seeing her.

And that tank top last month with a non-functional bra? This is the First Lady of the United States. I think "class" is a job requirement.

Posted by: MamaAJ at September 05, 2010 05:11 PM (XdlcF)

428

here is the link:

its actually a white and pink tutu, this woman is no jackie. 

and check out the title  of the article "brave in pink", can anyone imagine the american media if Laura Bush, or Hillary clinton or Sarah Palin had worn this nonsense?

http://tinyurl.com/2f6w3o4

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 05:11 PM (ACkhT)

429
Children are out of bounds until their father's inject them into the political discussion.  During his presidential campaign, Jimmy Carter told about discussing nuclear disarmament with his daughter Amy.  She was probably around 12 years at the time.


Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 05:11 PM (v1gw3)

430 nd one thing above all is this: Jackie Kennedy didn't bother us, harangue us, or embarrass us. She also didn't hunt couches in Klingon whorehouses and skin them to make clothes. The most common adjective associated with Jackie O was grace. Crass is what comes to my mind when I see Michelle.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 05, 2010 05:11 PM (DC+Gj)

431 And whomever did Life in a Northern Town--Dream Academy and Icicle Works.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 09:10 PM (tw4Nd)

--Those were from '85/6 and '87 (respectively).

Posted by: logprof misses the '80s at September 05, 2010 05:12 PM (BP6Z1)

432 Children are out of bounds until their father's inject them into the political discussion. During his presidential campaign, Jimmy Carter told about discussing nuclear disarmament with his daughter Amy. She was probably around 12 years at the time. Posted by: Fish at September 05, 2010 09:11 PM (v1gw3) Yes, but that was that Moron Carter injecting her into it. SHe was still a minor, so we can't really hold that against her. Carter yes, her no.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 05:13 PM (U5btG)

433

430 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

Sure, 99 Luftballoons by Nena.  Catchy tune, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2010 05:13 PM (2g2ex)

434

Ever eat a Prius?   some of that is edible.

 

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 05:13 PM (ZxUi4)

435 Speaking of crass....are y'all familiar with the "Crass Vs Class" pages on HillBuzz?  Check them out.....

Posted by: EZB at September 05, 2010 05:13 PM (fa9yq)

436

Good thing that Obama ended the war in Iraq and all the combat troops left. Wait, what???

BAGHDAD – Days after the U.S. officially ended combat operations and touted Iraq's ability to defend itself, American troops found themselves battling heavily armed militants assaulting an Iraqi military headquarters in the center of Baghdad on Sunday. The fighting killed 12 people and wounded dozens.

It was the first exchange of fire involving U.S. troops in Baghdad since the Aug. 31 deadline for formally ending the combat mission, and it showed that American troops remaining in the country are still being drawn into the fighting.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 05, 2010 05:14 PM (YVZlY)

437

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 09:08 PM (bixjr)

Yes, the demon-rat party has now driven out all centerist/conservative dems. Looks like we are 2, but there must be so many more.  I don't see myself ever voting for another demon-rat again. I just hope the repubs don't act like jerks, and act like consitutional conservatives.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 05:14 PM (ACkhT)

438 nevergiveup,  I think she wouldn't have married Onassis except she was truly frightened for her children.  I think she was convinced that her children were targets,  and Onassis offered her an island to live on with heavy security.

So,  maybe not her shining moment,  but understandable.  And I didn't expect her to spend the rest of her life being the professional presidential widow. When she was in the White House,  she was an exemplary first lady.

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 05:14 PM (bixjr)

439

Those were from '85/6 and '87 (respectively)

Ha ha, man after my own heart. I kinda thought that was a bit early for those bands but I was just reeling off stuff I liked from that decade.

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 05, 2010 05:15 PM (tw4Nd)

440 nevergiveup, I think she wouldn't have married Onassis except she was truly frightened for her children. I think she was convinced that her children were targets, and Onassis offered her an island to live on with heavy security. So, maybe not her shining moment, but understandable. And I didn't expect her to spend the rest of her life being the professional presidential widow. When she was in the White House, she was an exemplary first lady. Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 09:14 PM (bixjr) Yes I think that is exactly why she married him, so that is why I gave her a pass for that.

Posted by: nevergiveup at September 05, 2010 05:16 PM (U5btG)

441 Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 09:11 PM (ACkhT)

--Ah, I thought you meant a literal tutu, but it was still fugly.

Posted by: logprof misses the '80s at September 05, 2010 05:16 PM (BP6Z1)

442 I've arrived late to the party, and now I'm leaving early to nurse my dumbass sunburn.  Let me just say, whoever dresses Michelle, does the bitch no favors. 

That is all.  I'm a jackass for getting sunburned today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 05, 2010 05:18 PM (UOM48)

443 The clothes are ugly and inappropriate. My theory is that either she or her stylist is getting a kickback from the designer. My theory is that she has shitty taste and her designer has a patch over one eye and suffers from cataracts and color blindness. Either that, or her designer is a closeted Tea Partier.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 05:21 PM (9Lm5R)

444 Hah, 867-5309 was 1982.  Great tune.

Also, Little Red Corvette was 1983.  Still one of the great tunes of all time.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:22 PM (sVu2f)

445 My theory is that she has shitty taste and her designer has a patch over one eye and suffers from cataracts and color blindness.

It's called "modern fashion", you hater!

Posted by: gay white house fashion designer at September 05, 2010 05:23 PM (kUEkq)

446

430 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

 

Howzabout The Curly Shuffle by the Jump N the Saddle Band

or

Star Trekkin' by Dr. Demento

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2010 05:23 PM (2g2ex)

447 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so? One...Step...Beyond!!!!

Posted by: Madness at September 05, 2010 05:24 PM (4Kl5M)

448

 Anybody have any song suggestions that were on the radio say from 1980-83 or so?

 

Sounds like you are planning a early eighties themed party.  Run a yahoo search "top 10 songs 1980"  81,82,83. It will give you exactly what you need.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 05, 2010 05:24 PM (rurh0)

449 You can eat a sunburnd jackass if you pick around the pine needls.

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 05:24 PM (ZxUi4)

450

Don't forget "Centerfold" (J. Geils Band) and of course Buckner and Garcia's "Pac Man Fever."

 

son of a bi*ch...I totally forgot about those....gonna download 'em, thanks...more suggestions....

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:25 PM (jYxWG)

451 Quite frankly, I'm dismayed by the immaturity of this thread. Democrats are portrayed as donkeys and Republicans as elephants. My analogy fell squarely within this tradition (as does Palin's self-comparison to an ungainly Mama Grizzy). Unfortunately, some have projected their own insensitivities, bringing to mind the criticisms leveled against certain Tea Party participants. I fear this attitude will alienate conservatives such as myself, and provide fodder for an effective campaign of grievance by a Mrs. Obama and her admirers.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 05:26 PM (QQkNV)

452 Try 80smusic dot about dot com - they have a top 10 list for every year, very entertaining.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:27 PM (sVu2f)

453

The clothes that fatass wears are clothes that are designed for someone much younger and smaller/petite.    And they are certainly not clothes designed for someone trying to look sophisticated or glamorous.    They might be 'fun' or 'flirty', but that is not the image that a First Lady should be trying to emulate.

Moochelle needs to grow the hell up.   She's not a 20 something anymore.

 

 

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 05:27 PM (nbzzk)

454

First Ladies out of bounds?

The press was nice and deferential to Jackie Kennedy.  She tried to class up the roguish Kennedy behavior.

Lady Byrd Johnson was also a very dignified lady, who was all about beautifying America. The press was reasonably nice to her, but people made fun of her accent (she was a Texan).  Barry Goldwater hated LBJ but thought Lady Byrd was a great lady.

Pat Nixon was modestly ridiculed and mocked, at times rather nastily by the press.  Even when she died, they were sorta mocking at the funeral coverage. She was from a modest background, and tough as nails, but it musta hurt deep down.

Betty Ford was rather well liked by the press, overall.

Rosalyn Carter was a soft spoken Southern Lady, and though occasionally mocked by the elites for her accent, they pretty much left her alone.

Nancy Reagan: Boy was the Press mean to her.  She injected herself into certain situations, and was very defensive about "Ronnie", but they went after her as a way to get at Ronald Reagan.

Barbara Bush: Actually a very funny and witty woman, the press mocked her about her age, looks, etc. She was pretty tough about it, and it didn't get to her like the needling got to Nancy (Nancy and Bar didn't exactly like each other, either).

Hillary! Clinton: What to say about Hillary! ? Serial liar, power mad "co - President", over-rated political hack?  I personally can't say enough bad things about her, but that's just me.

Laura Bush was in many ways similar to Rosalyn Carter, but the press whispered a lot of mean things about her.  Just because they are mean.

Michelle Obama: Most mis-represented and over-rated First Lady in modern history. I wish somebody with some sense would dress here.  Her big ego shows up every time she goes out alone in public. I can't wait for her to go out and reveal the power of this fully operational First Lady. I think her campaigining is going to be a taunt to get white people to criticize her, so they can whip out the racial grievance flag one more time.

 

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 05, 2010 05:28 PM (sJTmU)

455 CanaDave, "Gloria" is a really good one and Jackson Browne (I know, don't care) "Somebody's Baby"

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:28 PM (sVu2f)

456 Howzabout The Curly Shuffle by the Jump N the Saddle Band

Eat It and One More Minute by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 05:28 PM (3wPsb)

457

Average Joe

Then dont vote

Fuck it.

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 05:30 PM (ZxUi4)

458 I fear this attitude will alienate conservatives such as myself, and provide fodder for an effective campaign of grievance by a Mrs. Obama and her admirers.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 09:26 PM (QQkNV)

Don't let the door hit ya.

Posted by: Steph at September 05, 2010 05:31 PM (nbzzk)

459

Posted by: Miss Marple at September 05, 2010 09:14 PM (bixjr)

I agree.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at September 05, 2010 05:31 PM (ACkhT)

460 "I'm tellin' you, horizontal stripes on the hips are quite slimming"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 05, 2010 05:32 PM (9Lm5R)

461

@492 Gloria ...who's that by?

'My blood runs cold, my angel is a centerfold....'

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:32 PM (jYxWG)

462

Howzabout Devo?  Whip It into shape!  Go For It!  Move Ahead!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2010 05:33 PM (2g2ex)

463 Best song of the '80s?

Come on Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners.

Period. (Bing video link)

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 05:33 PM (3wPsb)

464 Gloria ...who's that by?

Laura Bratigan (?), something like that.  Very rockin' tune.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:34 PM (sVu2f)

465 @502: Brannigan, I believe. Good tune, but I understand Laura passed away.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 05, 2010 05:34 PM (tJjm/)

466 Oh, and Jessie's Girl, that's a good one. 

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:35 PM (sVu2f)

467 Best song of the 80's? Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 05, 2010 05:35 PM (tJjm/)

468 There are several possible, if not likely 'surprises' the Dem's may pull as they get more and more desperate. 

1 -- Amnesty by Executive Order with option to register to vote in Nov.  May need to be done by Late September?
2 -- Force Vote on Extension of unemployment in last few weeks -- Just to show how heartless the GOP are in this boondoggle.
3 -- Renew the Bush Tax Cuts -- minus tax cuts for the wealthy...  Just to show how the GOP care more about the rich than balancing the budget.
4 -- Eliminate the Medicare Cuts -- Make the GOP choose between Medicare cuts or deficit spending.

The list goes on...  Basically, it's a fill in the blanks deal

Democrats will give the people their ________________, but the GOP oppose it because they are mean and nasty...

Posted by: drfredc at September 05, 2010 05:35 PM (puRnk)

469

@493: Eat It and One More Minute by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

 

Thanks for the suggestions, AmishDude...never liked Weird Al...being a former musician, I don't like spoofs...never liked him.

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:35 PM (jYxWG)

470

@492 Gloria ...who's that by?

IIRC Laura Brannigan.  She ruint her voice with that song.  Did an appearance on SNL to try and sing it, couldn't and was not heard from again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 05, 2010 05:35 PM (2g2ex)

471 503 Oh, and Jessie's Girl, that's a good one. Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 09:35 PM (sVu2f) Oh come on, the singer became a regular on General Hospital, for Pete's sake!

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 05, 2010 05:36 PM (tJjm/)

472 CoolCzech, I love the whole Bat out of Hell album, but it came out in the 70s.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:37 PM (sVu2f)

473 Take the BEST picture of Sarah Palin and place it side by side with the WORST picture Michelle Obama. And just stare for 60 seconds.

I suspect that the worst picture of Sarah Palin would likely still top the best picture of Michelle Obama.

Even when Mrs Obama is all grins I can still see "the angry".

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 05, 2010 05:40 PM (fxACH)

474 Okay, I got Gloria...it's earlier than what I was looking for...I got Blondie, Heart of Glass...same period...looking for a bit after that...Gary Neuman, Cars kind of time...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:41 PM (jYxWG)

475 499

Howzabout Devo?  Whip It into shape!  Go For It!  Move Ahead

 

I remember whip it...I'll look for it

 

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:42 PM (jYxWG)

476 "They might be 'fun' or 'flirty', but that is not the image that a First Lady should be trying to emulate." 

Especially as "fun" and "flirty" are codewords for teenage pole dancer.

http://tinyurl.com/kw8szg

Posted by: someone else at September 05, 2010 05:43 PM (csCCS)

477 I think Michelle's job is to push through all the Hugo Chavez stuff while we're all worrying about the legislation. Government-owned grocery stores...what could go wrong?

Ask the Colombians who now have been given rationing cards.

Posted by: PJ at September 05, 2010 05:44 PM (Fyjeu)

478 Okay, I got Gloria...it's earlier than what I was looking for...I got Blondie, Heart of Glass...same period...looking for a bit after that...Gary Neuman, Cars kind of time...

Mickey.

One night in Bangkok is a little too late though, I think.

Posted by: someone else at September 05, 2010 05:44 PM (csCCS)

479 Thanks for the suggestions, AmishDude...never liked Weird Al...being a former musician, I don't like spoofs...never liked him.

One More Minute is one of my favorites, not really a spoof.  He's gotten much better over the years, though. If you don't like They Might Be Giants, then you have to experience Everything You Know Is Wrong.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 05:45 PM (3wPsb)

480 Okay, Whip It is not enduring the test of time...

Posted by: CanaDave at September 05, 2010 05:47 PM (jYxWG)

481

The Breakup Song    Greg Khin

 

Posted by: Euell Theophilus Gibbons at September 05, 2010 05:47 PM (ZxUi4)

482 Especially as "fun" and "flirty" are codewords for teenage pole dancer.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 05, 2010 05:49 PM (3wPsb)

483 Dave, please tell me you included this one.

Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 05:51 PM (sVu2f)

484 (as does Palin's self-comparison to an ungainly Mama Grizzy)

Ungainly?  Is that what you think of?  Dang! That's the problem.

There is no creature more dangerous, more determined, more fiercely protective and more likely to leave you a grease spot on the forest floor than a Mama Grizzly.    That's the point in the analogy.  Only a fool would mess with a Mama Grizz and expect to walk away breathin'. 

Posted by: EZB at September 05, 2010 05:54 PM (fa9yq)

485 In 25 years will kids be reminiscing about "Fuck You" by Cee Lo in the same way?

Damn I hope so.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 05:54 PM (3wPsb)

486 "Why The Fourth Branch Of The US Government Needs To Be Abolished, And Why "Authority" Should Never Be Trusted"  link

Posted by: curious at September 05, 2010 05:55 PM (p302b)

487 I Loves Me Some Blackie O!

Posted by: Waitin On Obama Stash at September 05, 2010 06:00 PM (YYkW9)

488 http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/News/article.php?ID=80616

Posted by: hmm at September 05, 2010 06:02 PM (DCdSz)

489 In 25 years will kids be reminiscing about "Fuck You" by Cee Lo in the same way?

Damn I hope so.

Now ain't that some shit?

Posted by: Zombie Marie Antoinette at September 05, 2010 06:03 PM (DCQ0q)

490 509 CoolCzech, I love the whole Bat out of Hell album, but it came out in the 70s. Posted by: Peaches at September 05, 2010 09:37 PM (sVu2f) Really? I'll always remember that on college orientation day (that would have been '81) they were playing video on a projection TV in the student center...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 05, 2010 06:03 PM (tJjm/)

491 I can't believe that Average Joe is still reeling them in... but he is.

Posted by: Francis E. Dec at September 05, 2010 06:06 PM (nLdSi)

492 I'll always remember that on college orientation day (that would have been '81) they were playing video on a projection TV in the student center...

Phil Rizzuto always claimed he didn't know what exactly he was recording.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 06:06 PM (3wPsb)

493 If you can't figure out that "Average Joe" is a joke, please check to see that your brain is in "On" mode.

Posted by: someone at September 05, 2010 06:07 PM (DfAwB)

494 534 Mr. Roboto - Styx

Just don't start "Come Sail Away", OK?

Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 05, 2010 06:09 PM (3wPsb)

495 465: Gah. What a pic. Why would she do this? It was not a good choice.

Posted by: Dr Alice at September 05, 2010 06:11 PM (HaWgG)

496 537 Just don't start "Come Sail Away", OK?

I blame cocaine for that song.

I think only Bohemian Rhapsody has as many complete changes in style in the middle of a song.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 05, 2010 06:18 PM (3wPsb)

497 Just don't start "Come Sail Away", OK?

"I blame cocaine for that song."

That seems fair.  What can I say, it was the 80's.

Posted by: Cocaine at September 05, 2010 06:19 PM (DCQ0q)

498 WTF, I was only gone for a little while and when I got back, AoSHQ had become Valley of the Sock Puppet Trolls.

Posted by: Mean Joe and his brother, Median Joe at September 05, 2010 06:20 PM (IzuWw)

499 White House Set To Deploy October Surprise: Michelle Obama

Is she Dreadnought class or Ship of the Line?

Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2010 06:22 PM (H+LJc)

500
All we will see and hear out of Mouthelle Ogabe is more arrogant, militant, anti-American Reverend Wright garbage with a little Rosie O'Donnell-esque brain power thrown in.


Gosh, when you lose average joe, I guess Dems will win 7024 seats in the House.

As far as a grizz being ungainly, that's just silly. They can run about 30mph for short distances. Which is enough to catch the fastest troll.

Joe, there it is.   >>>>door.

Posted by: sifty at September 05, 2010 06:25 PM (PJJWW)

501 Is she Dreadnought class or Ship of the Line?

You've seen her guns.  Dreadnought.

OK. 15" guns Port and Starboard but the fantail is enormous,
I don't think she could make 15 knots.

Posted by: Beto at September 05, 2010 06:30 PM (H+LJc)

502

Michelle  glamour shot 1.

Michelle glamour shot 2.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 05, 2010 06:31 PM (vtHeT)

503 If you were to just consider Moochelle's wardrobe or Obama on that goofy bicycle with that goofy helmet or the way he throws a baseball (verrry gurly) you'd think that our hip young comedians would have enough material for a lifetime. Instead, NADA! Come on guys and gals get busy and GROW SOME!

Posted by: Breakn70 at September 05, 2010 07:05 PM (0eALC)

504 Fighting obesity in the fattest gubberment evah!

Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2010 07:21 PM (Xnpol)

505 Http://www.galaxyfaraway.com/Sounds/chewy1.wav

Posted by: Chewy at September 05, 2010 07:43 PM (KP/iN)

506 Lady of Spain we abhor you
Lavishly vacationing where you think they adore you
WeÂ’re here earning it for you
That's all you think us peasants are good to do

Lady of Spain itÂ’s so revealing
You think before you we should all be bowing and kneeling
Spending our taxes to you is so appealing
Over there where you think they love you

Enjoy it while you can
You and your sorry excuse for a man
As someday you'll both get your due
When the American Lady of Justice catches up to your King Louie husband and you

Posted by: CheshireCat at September 05, 2010 07:45 PM (+OdKv)

507 K'Plah Mi'Chelle

Posted by: Worf son of Mog at September 05, 2010 07:51 PM (k9sLf)

508 BOOTY CALL!

Posted by: grizzlybare at September 05, 2010 08:09 PM (5Zqvh)

509 Geez 550 posts and counting.  You morons jumped on this Moochelle visits the peasants bullshit like white on rice!   As for me I'm praying she will come to my district.  We've got a Pelosi Poodle Blue Dog here who needs to get flushed in November---and a visit by Moochelle just might put his Republican opponent over the top.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 05, 2010 08:14 PM (ktYjH)

510 I thought she already spent her political capital in Spain?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at September 05, 2010 08:26 PM (gmH92)

511 Let them eat cake, look at what it did for my butt!

Posted by: Michelle Antionette at September 05, 2010 08:29 PM (ytCsK)

512 Michelle Obama is beloved by the harpies on the View. And is on the cover of all the women's magazines that no one reads: Ladies Home Journal, etc.

National Enquirer (a publication actually making money) knows what its readers like: scandal around Michelle Obama, i.e fights over money, her spending, her fat-assery, Barack's gay boyfriends. In other words, Oprah!

Michelle Obama is one gaffe away from sinking the Obama machine, prancing around waving the fantastic wealth and power around that the Black aristocracy in Chicago likes to do (all from the White taxpayer by the way).

Barack Obama does not care. Nor does he care about the elections. He plans MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE fraud, on a scale we cannot comprehend, and will charge as "racists" anyone who protests and sic Holder on them for "hate crimes" with the cheerleading of the media. Some type of Amnesty and instant citizenship is of course coming.

But at his core, Obama is like Jim Jones. He's always been headed towards that Jonestown moment, of "Revolutionary Suicide" ... probably by an attempted coup. He can find, probably, Holder and a few of the JCS to sign off on it as well as 5 of the Supremes. But all he will do is ignite, a massive civil war (which he'll ultimately lose) over his likely ultimate plans to suspend elections and rule by decree like his pals Chavez and Castro, if he can't Chicago fraud his way to victory. This is why he's not worried.

Obama is NOT an American. Not the way people who grew up here, instead of Indonesia, and Hawaii, and the Ivy League followed by Chicago Machine Racial politics are. Obama HAS NO LIMITS. His hero is Castro. For Obama, the Constitution is toilet paper to be flushed in the interest of Black rule over a "guilty" White people who need punishing (and he's just the man to do it).

Posted by: whiskey at September 05, 2010 09:01 PM (L03mw)

513 What, they gonna have her help pilot the Millennium Falcon when it attempts a sabotage attack on the GOP's election splattering Death Star?

Posted by: ray at September 05, 2010 09:04 PM (xeICs)

514 Can't wait to see her campaign tour wardrobe.

Posted by: katya, the closet goth at September 05, 2010 09:06 PM (WF5bO)

515 Campaign song? When the Levee Breaks, Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at September 05, 2010 09:29 PM (9cflz)

516 One...Step...Beyond!!!!

Posted by: Madness at September 05, 2010 09:24 PM (4Kl5M)

You can't go wrong with Madness. It's still some of my favorite driving music, and I'm going to a Los Fabulosos Cadillacs DJed party next week.

My favorites, if I were making a playlist. Get the Valley Girl soundtrack.

I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow

She Talks in Stereo by Gary Myrick

Who Can It Be Now? by Colin Hay

Love My Way by the Psychedelic Furs

Walking In LA by Missing Persons

Johnny Are You Queer? by La Douche

Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? by the Culture Club

Pleasure Victim by Berlin

Cry by Godfrey and Creme

To Live and Die in  LA by Wang Chung

Sound of the Crowd by the Human League

I Go Crazy by Flesh For Lulu

Love Vigilantes by New Order

I Know What Boys Want by the Waitresses

Bring On the Dancing Horses by Echo and the Bunnymen

Our House by Madness

Actually, these aren't all from 1980 - 1983, but I thought I'd throw them in. But my personal favorite is... Urgent by Foreigner. Hey Nineteen by Steely Dan is good. Also Young Turks by Rod Stewart. That's Yacht Rock, though.

Goodnight, everyone!






Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 05, 2010 10:00 PM (mHQ7T)

517 Seledtion of Presidential Wives (Rear View) - Guess who's the wide load? bitsandpieces.us/2010/09/02/first-butts/

Posted by: fuzznuts at September 05, 2010 10:19 PM (vXagV)

518 I remember Hall & Oates being very big in that time frame, not a fave of mine but their peak was definitely in those years

Posted by: robschr at September 05, 2010 10:57 PM (GD5Ov)

519
It astonishes me that anyone is deluded enough to think that Michelle Obama can actually change the course of the election. Her Spanish adventure had even the hard-core leftards in my office grumbling into their coffee.

But then, consider: who else do they have? The Lightbearer himself is about as popular as genital herpes. Sheriff Joe keeps tripping over his own tongue. Harry Reid is running for his life. And Nancy "Madame Botox" Pelosi is even more deeply unpopular than Obama. By default, Michelle's the only one left.

So, this is not delusion. This is desperation. Which is why I love it.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 06, 2010 12:54 AM (K9MyU)

520

567 It astonishes me that anyone is deluded enough to think that Michelle Obama can actually change the course of the election. Her Spanish adventure had even the hard-core leftards in my office grumbling into their coffee.

 

Hey, I was in mourning!

Posted by: Michelle O at September 06, 2010 03:39 AM (zgZzy)

Posted by: petefrt at September 06, 2010 04:21 AM (6rGV9)

522 But the MFM tells us M. Obama is beautiful.  Just like they told us H. Clinton is the smartest woman in the world.  Would the MFM lie to us?

Posted by: Case at September 06, 2010 04:23 AM (0K+Kw)

523 570 Interesting. I didn't know M'chelle had had a nose job.

Posted by: dagny at September 06, 2010 05:13 AM (Vr2BC)

524 Your wife is no putter-rican. Your wife's a big foot, isn't she Barry?

Posted by: Doctor Love at September 06, 2010 05:21 AM (STTZD)

Posted by: EZB at September 06, 2010 05:49 AM (fa9yq)

526 May I quote Carrie's mother from the 1970's movie Carrie?
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!

Posted by: bowel movement at September 06, 2010 06:07 AM (05Stc)

527 They are going to drop the first digit in the unemployment rate and coast to victory!

That'll work, won't it?

Posted by: MarkD at September 06, 2010 07:27 AM (YhZfg)

528 I fear this attitude will alienate conservatives such as myself, and provide fodder for an effective campaign of grievance by a Mrs. Obama and her admirers.

Posted by: Average Joe at September 05, 2010 09:26 PM (QQkNV)

Wait, you "fear" that it will alienate you, but you don't know for sure.

WTF?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 06, 2010 09:42 AM (bxiXv)

529 I loved the posts...even the lace wigs.. My prediction is... Michelle will start her own fashion line... YOU will be able to buy her ghetto sneakers @ Wal Mart by X MAS. The jeans might be for "Big Girls". only, but very short so you can see your ankles. Michelle thinks a woman's ankles should always be seen... Maybe some cool t shirts that profess Obama love...Huge earrings with the Obama logo.. maybe some glitter to smear on your face, and lots of rainbows and moonbeams, and unicorn pocketbooks...

Posted by: ford sells volts at September 06, 2010 12:52 PM (Ki7fm)

530 PS Don't worry Average Joe the new clothing line will not alienate conservatives. We want the nutty Obie's to be easy to spot.

Posted by: ford sells volts at September 06, 2010 12:54 PM (Ki7fm)

531

Peter, Paul and Mohammed! 

Do they realize Lady MacBeth is not going to stop Birnam wood marching on the castle? 

Posted by: Joe at September 06, 2010 12:58 PM (3U0cu)

532

Michelle's secret weapon:

WH Tupperware parties for single black mothers and
media elites. The interaction would be documented
daily on the prime-time news shows.  Bringing people
together who have never met is a good thing.

 

Posted by: grizzlybare at September 06, 2010 08:38 PM (5Zqvh)

533

578

Don't forget live goldfish in clear plastic high heels.....

Frenchy Fuqua may give up the patent to be a team

playa for Captain Obama and his main squeeze.

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