April 24, 2010
— Dave in Texas Much has been made (idiotically) regarding Time magazine, the 2007 publication you can read in your doctor's waiting room, associating the recent cool ad from the Republican Governors Association, the meme "Remember November" (from the Fantastiks), and a 17th century anti-British government failed Big Ben Bomber named Guy Fawkes.
I say 17th century as a guess, because it happened around 1605, and for reasons I'm still fuzzy about, you're supposed to add a century for the th.
This is about as lame as you could imagine something from Time could be. And "lamest Time" thing is a pretty high bar.
I give them points for some knowledge of history. Anyway, this is the most pathetic weak-tea (see what I did there?) attempt by an unread media outlet to associate a Republican political advertisement with domestic terrorism I've ever seen. I say could be, because I haven't been to the doctor's office in a while. There might be more lamer shit out there between the cushions, I don't get around in the waiting room scene.
So some of you might be asking "who is this Guy Fawkes guy they're talking about, the example of domestic anti-government (hint: anti-government now is the new 'anti-Obama' agenda slur, cause he's the government now and if you're against that you're a goddanged RACIST TERRORIST which is their point not to give away the whole thing here or nothing) guy (no pun there, it's his name) who wants to blow up Obama admin (see prev. splanation about govt = Obama you racists) with bombs and stuff?" (Sorry for the long sentence Mr. White)
Well he was a guy feller with a funny hat who was fighting a religious war (hint: CHRISTIANS!!111!1) against the crown by attempting to set off mucho explosives underneath England's Parliament (hint: Congress!!) while King James and the Gang were there meeting to oppress them further.
The Brits laugh at him every year everafter, which is a) a long time and b) a friggin cool thing to do and we should adopt this practice.
SO history tagged him as a terrorist (and a swarthy one, see: "Guido". Sounds just like Timothy. Try it) and he got arrested and all before he could do in fact what he planned to do (they did not have a Patriot Act!), and whatever else happened happened, I don't want to get into that right now.
The only real point I'd like to make to the readers of Time Magazine, all 27 of you, is that "Remember November" might actually refer to, call me crazy, an upcoming election, which is on our radar but up until recently when your boyfriend pushed our buttons all year might not have been on yours.
Have a nice weekend.
* I have totally stolen this format from our pal Rosetta, who will hate me now with a pure white hot hateyness, and that warms my soul. Stealing is wrong. It's very very wrong.
I'm sorry.
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Posted by: George Turner at April 24, 2010 04:16 PM (yHfKB)
Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2010 04:19 PM (oSrBX)
Remember when the left insisted stoopid evil genius theocractic-fascist McHitlerbooshton was going to cancel the 2008 election and declare himself Chimperor For Life?
Those were the good old days, man.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 04:20 PM (OkT2m)
Next thing you'll tell me that Michelle "PSA" Obama is eating deep fried lard at a BBQ joint...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 04:22 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at April 24, 2010 04:22 PM (bncoN)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at April 24, 2010 04:23 PM (bncoN)
Okay, this:
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...
And "Remember November" are clearly not the same thing, especially if you read the contents of the R's new website. They're obviously talking about the election, not some plot to blow up Congress. Besides, if they were to try to do such an act convincingly, they'd be dead, too.
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 24, 2010 04:23 PM (yfJ6g)
I saw it in a movie someplace.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2010 04:23 PM (Vo2Ef)
Posted by: K at April 24, 2010 04:24 PM (bfcmA)
Those were the good old days, man.
Posted by: HeatherRadish
at April 24, 2010 08:20 PM (OkT2m)
Isn't it amazing how quickly the Left went from such conspiracy theories to, "Haha only teabagging morons don't trust their government!"
Though they still believe Bush and the JOOOOs were behind 9/11.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 04:24 PM (bgcml)
Since facts are no longer taught in school, progressives can not deal with simple language constructs.
The First Century (in the current reckoning) started (at least nominally) with Year One and ended with Year One Hundred. (Yes, let us ignore the 3 and 33 year problems--they are book-keeping errors, not structural issues. and yes, for the comp0uter geeks it would have been handy it they had started with Year Zero, running to Year Ninety Nine. But I don't think we had invented Zero yet.)
The Second Century ran from Year 101 to Year 200 (notice the "add 1" thing already at work?)..
Some where along the way some illeterat failed to handle the fine points involved with not adding the One if the Year ended in 00, so now we have the maximum drive the geeks crazy thing of the 20th Century running from 1900 to 1999 instead of from 1901 to 2000 like it should.
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at April 24, 2010 04:28 PM (OmeRL)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2010 04:30 PM (0s+u8)
Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2010 04:31 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at April 24, 2010 04:31 PM (OmeRL)
I don't know that conservatives have to rebel against "Obama" as much as they have to rebel against the mindset that has allowed him to be elected. Barry's just a symptom of this country's disease. Being angry at Obama is about as productive as screaming at a genital wart.
You might hate the genital wart, but the genital wart is just doing what genital warts do. The real problem is your inability to control your man-junk.
Worst analogy ever - I'm drunk.
Posted by: stickety at April 24, 2010 04:35 PM (EsWC3)
My daughter was born on Guy Fawke's Day in 1999.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 24, 2010 04:36 PM (PON03)
It's heartening to see someone on our side who actually understands how to make an effective message. I hope that whichever idiot the RNC rigs as the next pres nominee gets the hint and adopts a similar technique. This is the only way to win. Go negative, and go negative immediately and totally. Throw in positive stuff as an afterthought to show that we have a message, but mainly just use the public stupidity of our enemies against them. Pound 'em. Incite as much public rage as possible, to the point where people will crawl over broken glass to vote them out.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 04:36 PM (4nbyM)
Lileks addressed that a bit the other day. From "question authority" to "don't you DARE question authority!" Give you whiplash, if you were paying attention.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 04:36 PM (OkT2m)
Remember when the left insisted stoopid evil genius theocractic-fascist McHitlerbooshton was going to cancel the 2008 election and declare himself Chimperor For Life?
They told me if I voted for Palin / McCain that's what would happen, so I naturally did just that. I'm still waiting, Chimpy!
Use you super-secret skull-and-bones powers and get this amateur clown off the stage already, and let's get down to some serious right-wing ass-kicking shit! I'm getting scared riding in this fucking handbasket and I don't even want to guess where it's headed!
Posted by: sherlock at April 24, 2010 04:37 PM (thr9V)
The Time article makes me think of V for Vendetta and then how much the movie sucked and how much better Alan Moore's book was even though Alan Moore is wrong about everything which then makes me think about how awesome Lost Girls is and hey I need a new copy of that. So, pretty much Time is now making me link this commercial to arty lesbian porn. So that's good.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2010 04:37 PM (6Cojl)
That many?
Really?
I thought they went to the free format and were automatically distributed to doctors offices and supported by ads for Viagra.
Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2010 04:38 PM (OKZrE)
Just axing.
Just think,"The One" has probably score a joint at the Grove Park by now and is looking for a pizza for Hogzilla to eat, before they do the dirty deed.
It's raining so they'll start a fire in their brand new suite.
Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 04:40 PM (2+9Yx)
A general dissolution of principles and manners will more surely overthrow the liberties of America than the whole force of the common enemy. While the people are virtuous they cannot be subdued; but when once they lose their virtue then will be ready to surrender their liberties to the first external or internal invader.
Samuel Adams, letter to James Warren, February 12, 1779Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 04:41 PM (JrRME)
Hell, even disagreeing with The Won is seditious.
Posted by: barry soetoro at April 24, 2010 04:44 PM (cqFRV)
34 So, pretty much Time is now making me link this commercial to arty lesbian porn.
I'm intrigued...news letter?? linky??
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 04:44 PM (nQr2Q)
Who was Guy Fawkes?
To paraphrase Billy Connolly, Guy Fawkes was the last guy to enter the Houses of Parliament with a f'in good idea.
Posted by: ronno at April 24, 2010 04:44 PM (EKIUs)
So, if the Republicans are Guy Fawkes, does that make Obama King James VI/I?
Exerpt, speech to Parliament:
"I will not thank where I feel no thanks due. [...] I am not of such a stock as to praise fools...You see how many things you did not well...I wish you would make use of your tolet liberty with more modesty in time to come."
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 24, 2010 04:45 PM (yfJ6g)
I came across a response to a friend on Facebook that ranted about Bush stifling dissent and crucifying his opposition with the 'you're either with us or against us' line.
I wanted to correct the retard, pointing out that it was said in regard to other nations feigning neutrality in the War on Terror, but just said 'fuck it, you can't reason with a retard, especially one that's got his mistaken notion as a foundation of his paranoid worldview.'
Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2010 04:45 PM (MMC8r)
See what I did there? I mask nothing.
Oops, I did it again. Me so punny.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes' Tea Toteling Ghost at April 24, 2010 04:47 PM (swuwV)
stupid people teaching stupid things
The Left:
stupid people fearing stupid things
Shit like this makes me want to grow back my Hank Jr. beard and live in the woods.
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 04:47 PM (t9uzk)
Orwellian, isn't it? We're all boing to get "Palinized" before this is over, and it's far, far from over.
Welcome to the New World Order. The legions of mouth breathers will take up this cudgel and use it to try and whack our pee-pees.
I guess we should laugh about it, but to paraphrase Mark Twain, a meme can get all the way around the world before the truth can get its boots on.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at April 24, 2010 04:48 PM (sJTmU)
Lost Girls (Amazon link so don't get all excited)
I have a love/hate thing with Alan Moore. His politics and worldview are simply wrong. But I do love his work.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2010 04:48 PM (6Cojl)
It was horrifying. How many years did Kanye West spend in an Iron Maiden in Gitmo for that telethon outburst?
Oh, yeah.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 04:48 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 24, 2010 04:49 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: bill at April 24, 2010 04:49 PM (cqFRV)
I'm wearing out my Watchmen DVD with replaying the hippy protester beat-downs.
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 04:51 PM (t9uzk)
47 'fuck it, you can't reason with a retard, especially one that's got his mistaken notion as a foundation of his paranoid worldview.'
True...
amen brother/sister..they will get us all killed...there is no atheists in fox holes.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 04:51 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 24, 2010 04:51 PM (9SrGF)
I don't know that conservatives have to rebel against "Obama" as much as they have to rebel against the mindset that has allowed him to be elected. Barry's just a symptom of this country's disease. Being angry at Obama is about as productive as screaming at a genital wart.
Posted by: stickety at April 24, 2010 08:35 PM (EsWC3)
He is the the culmination of the left, His groups fannie mae, freddie, Soros,franks,pelosi, squishy grahm, mccain, a meriad (sp) i'm also wine imbibed)faccilitated our demise, we all kept hoping for sensible administraors,
tarp occured, many people got a woke up .. we were reallly in trouble as a nation, yes He happens to be the one, But He and his left,(plans realized) and those on the right that wanted to be "kind"not lose a chance at squish voters .
perfect storm.
i'm likely not making sense, i have the weekend off and i'm taking advantage of it .
Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 04:51 PM (7FgWm)
Or, as The Precedent would say, "millions of years ago."
and for reasons I'm still fuzzy about, you're supposed to add a century for the th.
Ah ... the classic battle between Ordinals and Man's natural Cardinal proclivities and love of 0. That's what drove the Pilgrims to the New World.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 24, 2010 04:52 PM (N49h9)
The absurdity of the assertion that this ad is an incitement to some sort of rebellion is obvious to anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together. If one wanted to stir up an insurrection, there is way better stuff out there to do that. Like, for example, including info about the way Holder basically legalized voter intimidation for the Black Panthers. Or how Obie went ahead and put a man who advocates legalization of child molestation in office as the "safe schools" czar. Or the "God damn America" bit by his spiritual mentor. Or the recent bump in IRS staffing combined with their large purchase of short barrelled shot guns. Or a montage of Obastards ghetto-slime supporters, howling in triumph and anticipation of their free rent, free car, free food, and free everything else at the expense of the tax payer (not to mention their utter contemptuous treatment of the police, telling them "we're in charge now!"). Or perhaps a reminder about the massive pay increase for bureaucrats that recently went through. I could go on and on. If the Reps ever had enough balls to call a spade a spade, those are the things they would put in an ad. They could wrap it up with some of the founders' comments regarding why they wrote the 2nd amendment, including the "tree of liberty" bit that we all know and love - followed by the recommendation that Americans form militias in preparation for any illegal moves by the federal government. If they did all that, which would be 100% justified, then I could see some small, though still illegitimate, merit in the Leftists' concerns.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 04:52 PM (4nbyM)
PS - V and me are not the same. I am much more incompetent.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 24, 2010 04:53 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Andy at April 24, 2010 04:53 PM (1/HE7)
Hell, even disagreeing with The Won is seditious.
Posted by: barry soetoro at April 24, 2010 08:44 PM (cqFRV)
I've had many a liberal tell me the world would have been a better place had the British won.
Remember, the only American war effort the Left has supported was WWII, and even on that they have been wavering of late.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 04:54 PM (bgcml)
Yup. Watchmen is far far far better than the movie, even with the original ending. Of course, it's also virulently anti-Reagan and anti-Thatcher. That makes it far more fun for me to read now since I can mock Moore in my head while reading it.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2010 04:55 PM (6Cojl)
Wait until Republicans start talking about an October Surprise. The left is going to associate that with the Cuban Missile Crisis and claim that the GOP wants the US nuked. Just watch.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 24, 2010 04:55 PM (N49h9)
And only because Hitler double-crossed Uncle Joe...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 04:56 PM (OkT2m)
I'm wearing out my Watchmen DVD with replaying the hippy protester beat-downs.
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 08:51 PM (t9uzk)
Its funny, when I talk with liberals who aren't overly political about Watchmen, they really like Rorschach. The man that wouldn't compromise when all the others would. He's a right wing figure. Ozymandias is the modern leftwing national socialist, though a heroic version of one, and they don't seem to like him particularly much...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 04:58 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 04:59 PM (JrRME)
Ooh, I'm saving this one.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 04:59 PM (OkT2m)
That's even better than that CPAC award from fifty years ago, no?
Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2010 04:59 PM (MMC8r)
But, of course Time wouldn't apply that level of nuance to the crazy right wing tea baggrz - no, according to them, we are plotting seditious mass murder. But, really - as far as we are concerned, WHO CARES? This is the SOP for liberals. They live in liberal enclaves in liberal cities, they don't actually know any conservatives, and so the only way they have to understand anything that we do is through their own leftwing biases and caricatures of us.
To them, there can be no principled opposition to liberalism. To be a liberal is to be a good person. So to them, whenever anyone says anything negative about liberalism, it must spring from evil motives and malicious intent.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 05:00 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 24, 2010 05:00 PM (7VvJB)
Sweeter than a pail full of kittens and flowers.
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 05:01 PM (t9uzk)
You know, if you listened to what the Left has said over the last 20 years or so, Fannie Mae is pretty much the exact culmination of what they want to end.
But not only did they save FM from any scrutiny and thereby bring on the current recession/depression - they are now turning the health care industry into yet another Fannie Mae...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 05:02 PM (bgcml)
Jones
Posted by: Jones at April 24, 2010 05:02 PM (JL3qV)
I don't think Americans know who Guy is or what he did / tried to do--except for faux-intellectuals working for a defunct news rag
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 05:04 PM (JrRME)
Jones
Posted by: Jones at April 24, 2010 05:04 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Rorshach at April 24, 2010 05:05 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 09:00 PM (Gk/wA)
One of the things that has fascinated me greatly of late is the left's latest examination of "the closing of the conservative mind".
They aren't actually talking to conservatives to come to this conclusion - they are watching/reading leftwing stereotypes of conservatives and thereby pronouncing us as closed minded. It is fascinating in a way really.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 05:06 PM (bgcml)
/lefty who first heard of Guy Fawkes in "V for Vendetta" and now acts like he's an authority on English history.
Posted by: Andy at April 24, 2010 05:06 PM (1/HE7)
wheres the ONT...I need chubby super models!!
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 09:00 PM (nQr2Q)
That help?
Posted by: Dave C at April 24, 2010 09:03 PM (qmecx)
That was sooo sweet...thanks dude.
Posted by: O BLather at April 24, 2010 05:06 PM (nQr2Q)
Sure they do. He tortured Natalie Portman until she fell in love with him.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2010 05:06 PM (6Cojl)
wheres the ONT...I need chubby super models!!
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 09:00 PM (nQr2Q)
That help?
Posted by: Dave C at April 24, 2010 09:03 PM (qmecx)
BUNK!
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 05:07 PM (YVZlY)
Sure they do. He tortured Natalie Portman until she fell in love with him.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2010 09:06 PM (6Cojl)
Didn't he just win a Nascar event?
Posted by: O BLather at April 24, 2010 05:08 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 05:09 PM (t9uzk)
That was V, but I'd hit it too, with a double entendre.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 24, 2010 05:09 PM (7VvJB)
Big Ben was designed by a revolutionary and is a phallic symbol which represents a subtle fuck you to the Parliment. I think.
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 05:10 PM (YVZlY)
Oh yeah, (@ 94)
Guy Fawkes = Anniken Skywalker = Darth Vader = Dick Cheney.
So that's how it works.
Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.. at April 24, 2010 05:10 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Dave C at April
24, 2010 09:03 PM (qmecx)
I'm gonna need a whole pack of cigarettes.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2010 05:10 PM (6Cojl)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 05:11 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 09:09 PM (t9uzk)
Or gay.
Friggin sock.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 05:11 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 24, 2010 05:12 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 05:12 PM (t9uzk)
Is it wrong to point out that the Fantasticks song was about September, not November?
I think the ad was great, I especially love the horror and surprise by the Time writer that the Republicans can come up with something with good production values.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 24, 2010 05:14 PM (RZ8pf)
The mere fact that any conservative says anything that might possibly be construed in a negative light is proof enough that the worst possible motive must be ascribed to the speaker - again, because to them, to be a liberal is to be a good person, and so conservatives are not good people and when they say something they obviously have evil intent.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 05:15 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 09:11 PM (Gk/wA)
Speaking of this, by the way, in the conversations I have participated in as an undercover conservative, the complaint isn't that conservatives don't watch CNN or John Stewart, but that we also watch FOXN and listen to Limbaugh.
It is a very interesting definition of close minded...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 24, 2010 05:16 PM (bgcml)
That was V, but I'd hit it too, with a double entendre.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 24, 2010 09:09 PM (7VvJB)
Nobody who watched that movie knows what 'V' did
Confusion 2.0
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 05:17 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 24, 2010 05:18 PM (7VvJB)
Remember when the left insisted stoopid evil genius theocractic-fascist McHitlerbooshton was going to cancel the 2008 election and declare himself Chimperor For Life?
Those were the good old days, man.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 08:20 PM (OkT2m)
Wouldn't shock me if some of them have a fantasy of Obama doing exactly this. Remember, if they are outraged by something you are doing or claiming you plan to do, its because they actually are doing it or want to do it. Its not the act they are against, its that its not their guy doing it.
16 So backwoods teabaggers are supposed to be competent enough to know English History and who Guy Fawkes is?Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2010 08:30 PM (5I8G0
Typical liberal doublethink. Remember George Bush is an incompetent boob who can't tie his shoe laces, and an evil genius behind government conspiracies to conquer the world.
Posted by: buzzion at April 24, 2010 05:19 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Bella Abzug, Time Subscriber at April 24, 2010 05:19 PM (swuwV)
I regret that because you wrote 'kerfluffle', I cannot respond to your prolix response
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 05:19 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Mike at April 24, 2010 05:20 PM (k0Df8)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 24, 2010 05:20 PM (7VvJB)
Speaking of this, by the way, in the conversations I
have participated in as an undercover conservative, the complaint isn't
that conservatives don't watch CNN or John Stewart, but that we also
watch FOXN and listen to Limbaugh.
It all makes sense once you understand the modern liberal mind. A conservative is a bad person. So Rush Limbaugh, a conservative and therefore bad person, must tell lies. So why would anyone listen to someone who tells lies over and over again? Ergo, the reason why your liberal friends complain.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 05:21 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: gmsc at April 24, 2010 05:21 PM (AMrHH)
Wouldn't be a problem if computer programmers ran the world, since we always start counting at zero.
Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2010 05:22 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 05:23 PM (Gk/wA)
Just wait: on the Sunday Blabbies some a-hole will argue that the Tea Partiers are responsible for the "small riot" occurring today in Phoenix, where Hispanics tried to beat up a guy in favor of the new immigration law and threw bottles at police rescuing him.
Why?
I'll tell you why.
Because the Tea Partiers are racist and anti-immigrant, you see, and their bigotry makes illegal immigrants angry, see, and so, being "the oppressed", it's only natural that they have a short fuse when it comes to having their "rights" infringed.
IOW the racist Tea Party bastards fomented the riot and violence--- just as Bill Clinton predicted they would.
I guarantee some leftard will make this argument.
Posted by: effinayright at April 24, 2010 05:23 PM (3sB5l)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 05:24 PM (JrRME)
And one thing the Scots know well is how to become disheveled in a bar.
Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2010 05:26 PM (LtIsn)
Also: Alan Moore is a fucking retard, and his graphic novels picture books for idiots are lame puerile crap.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2010 05:27 PM (+DnSU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 24, 2010 05:27 PM (y1kI6)
You guys have obviously never had Kansas City kerfluffle...Its like a Tallahasse Taint Tug with out the sting of a Hoboken War Helmet.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 05:27 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Pecos Bill at April 24, 2010 05:27 PM (8WOM0)
Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2010 09:26 PM (LtIsn)
how to become WRONGLY disheveled in a bar.......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 05:29 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Tranny Tea Toteler at April 24, 2010 05:35 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2010 05:38 PM (Poe30)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 24, 2010 09:38 PM (Poe30)
Your forgetting one thing, these are the same people that think you are a flat earther, racist, troglodite.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 05:43 PM (nQr2Q)
Children, today we are going to learn about the Bill or Rights.
Let's start with the Separation of Church and State. The 2nd amemdment specifically grants the right to abortion on demand and outlaws any mention of Jesus.
That is all.
Tomorrow we will discuss GAIA and green jobs.
Posted by: someguys at April 24, 2010 05:45 PM (MaqIC)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 05:49 PM (I+U8m)
Well, yeah, because they'd all be dead.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2010 05:52 PM (LtIsn)
You're supposed to take a left turn at Albuquerque.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2010 09:50 PM (+DnSU
Your all fucked...this is HilBuzz!!
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 05:53 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 05:53 PM (I+U8m)
Well, yeah, because they'd all be dead.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2010 09:52 PM (LtIsn)
BUNK!
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 05:55 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: The Dude at April 24, 2010 09:26 PM (LtIsn)
As someone who has drunk his way around the world, let me tell you that it's ok to drink with a Scotsman, or an Irishman, or a German, or even a Russian. Never drink with Englishmen, Indians, or Japanese though. That's fight night.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 05:56 PM (H+ITy)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 09:56 PM (H+ITy)
Red dot Indians, or woo-woo Indians?
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 05:57 PM (4nbyM)
Well, yeah, because they'd all be dead.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2010 09:52 PM (LtIsn)
BUNK!
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 09:55 PM (4nbyM)
I'm bringing all hell and fury..and my wife....they don't havea chance.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 05:57 PM (nQr2Q)
Dude. Waiting Rooms can provide a fascinating slice of the Public at large.
Posted by: TXMarko at April 24, 2010 05:58 PM (t6Yrl)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
Japanese? You know not of what you speak. The worst thing that can happen with drunk Japanese guys is 6 rounds of "My Way," "Blue Moon," and "Hey Jude" at the karaoke box.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 24, 2010 05:59 PM (zgd5N)
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 06:00 PM (YVZlY)
If by "fascinating" you mean "worse than the hemorrhoid surgery you're waiting for".
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 24, 2010 06:01 PM (LtIsn)
Having had to go 4 rounds with a salaryman on the train at 2 AM, I would beg to differ. Granted, it was 4 pathetic rounds, because he caught me out at 2 AM sober, like that will ever happen again, but still...
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 06:01 PM (H+ITy)
Considering what's happened, is it bad that I actually wish Bush had cancelled elections?
I mean, we wouldn't have you know who in you know where doing you know what...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 06:01 PM (P33XN)
My bad. Scalps, not curry.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 09:59 PM (H+ITy)
Racist..Klinger...!!1!11!!1!1
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 06:02 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: GarandFan at April 24, 2010 06:02 PM (6mwMs)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 09:59 PM (H+ITy)
Ahh, yes. I heard they can't always handle the fire water well. Makes me thankful for my northern European DNA. I wonder how many wagon trains met their end simply because they were in the wrong spot come drinkin' night...
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 06:03 PM (4nbyM)
Voldemort in the library with the lead pipe?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2010 06:04 PM (+DnSU)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 24, 2010 06:04 PM (w9bVp)
Time magazine keeps shrinking, give it another 5 years and it will be G-O-N-E.
Until Barry passes the Give Time Magazine a Fuckload of Money to Keep Spreading the Bullshit Act of 2011.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 06:05 PM (P33XN)
Those youngsters over at the Hostages are way funnier than we are here.
No one is funnier than we are. And even if they are, they won't be after we smash them in the face with a sledgehammer.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 06:06 PM (P33XN)
The waiting room at the Social Security Administration office on the northwest side of Milwaukee (read: armed police officer present and necessary) was fascinating, indeed.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 06:07 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 06:08 PM (t9uzk)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 24, 2010 10:04 PM (w9bVp)
Then why don't you go back there and tell the all to go fuck them selves?
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 06:08 PM (nQr2Q)
Those youngsters over at the Hostages are way funnier than we are here. Axe them to post here once in a while. Edgy, too. And real tits.
Screw the funny. I want to see the tits. Examples please.
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 06:08 PM (I+U8m)
Are you watching Pale Rider too?
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 24, 2010 06:09 PM (zgd5N)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 24, 2010 10:04 PM (w9bVp)
Youngsters? Bahh. The last thing I want is a bunch of "young people" hanging around messing up the place. As Herr would say, Get Off My Lawn!
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 06:09 PM (4nbyM)
--Which, coincidentally, is roughly equal to the number of people who watched 'V' for Vendetta, give or take a dozen.
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2010 06:09 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Bricktop at April 24, 2010 06:10 PM (t9uzk)
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 06:10 PM (YVZlY)
TICK
TOCK
TICK
TOCK
Posted by: logprof at April 24, 2010 06:11 PM (Mmw0q)
Those were the good old days, man.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 08:20 PM (OkT2m)
Not to mention that I know some lefties who referred to Bush as a "Monarchist" or "King George". I suppose the irony (is that irony?) is lost on them.
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at April 24, 2010 06:12 PM (0ZKiP)
Well it is becoming more and more clear why the libs are now pushing to legalize pot, it makes BS logical like this Times deal seem to make sense and gives them an excuse for their short term memory loss resuting in their inability to recall the hatred and vitirol that they all oozed out during the Bush Presidency.
But you know what libbies? Those of us who really are in the reality based community recall that your people ran on a platform of fical responsibility and moderate social policies. Moreover, those who were decieved into actually swallowing that crap sandwich, which was made palitable by the romance of electing the first black President, are now aware just how you lied to them.
It is now time to buckle up buttercups, put on your big boy pants and face up to the reality that you have really screwed the pooch and that your people are going down in flames in November. Not because of "angry white men" or "racist, homophobic tea partiers", but because your people turned a deaf ear to the very people who put them in office and put the interests of the Democratic Party first. Of course this means that you have to take responsibility for your actions, an act that you are clearly unfamiliar with, but who knows, it may become a habit.
Posted by: Thresherman at April 24, 2010 06:12 PM (GkYyh)
Geraldo!" is pissing all over himself about Arizona passing their new immigration law.
I would have never predicted that. Fox should have left him at CNN or wherever the hell he came from.
Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 06:13 PM (I+U8m)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 10:07 PM (OkT2m)
That must have been terrible! I'm glad I never have to hang around such places. I do my best to never come into contact with the near-ubiquitous gutter trash infesting this nation, those wretched products of the welfare state, yet even I can not escape their noisome presence completely. Seeing what you saw there would probably push me over the edge into carrying out some kind of one-man pogrom. If only we could have some kind of plague go around that would kill anybody who didn't wash their body at least once every 2 days with soap and water...
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 06:13 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 06:13 PM (t9uzk)
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 10:10
Oh! God please let Heraldo die a violent, painful death.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 24, 2010 06:13 PM (nQr2Q)
Posted by: sifty at April 24, 2010 06:15 PM (t9uzk)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at April 24, 2010 06:16 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 10:10 PM (YVZlY)
Good. I love when the Libtards get all excited about this. There is a roughly 70/30 split on this subject favoring our side. The more the leftist trash bitch about it the better. They do nothing but show that they are opposed to the best interests of the nation and its people. The Reps need to spell out the facts - the recession has hit the low end of the pay scale the hardest - and those are the jobs being stolen by illegals. Simple as that. You want the unemployment to drop? Deport the illegals. Please, liberals, scream and holler for the poor, disadvantaged illegals. Drive the independents away from you!
Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 06:19 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 10:20 PM (H+ITy)
I was wondering where you were...
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 06:21 PM (YVZlY)
You had me at "'Geraldo!' is pissing all over himself." We call it "Saturday night on FOX."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2010 06:22 PM (swuwV)
I was wondering where you were...
Posted by: conscious and saying mohamud can go fuck himself at April 24, 2010 10:21 PM (YVZlY)
Watching Asian Lesbian Fantasy VII©. I had the Book of Daniel open in another tab. I'm eclectic.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 06:27 PM (H+ITy)
Are you watching Pale Rider too?
Is that on again? I think I watched it yesterday. Gangs of New York is on AMC now. I've never watched it all the way through.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 06:35 PM (P33XN)
RE: Geraldo
They should've hired an illegal alien to open Al Capone's vault. It would've been cheaper.
Also would've been more entertaining had they sealed Geraldo up in the empty vault after it was opened.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 06:37 PM (P33XN)
Not at all! It can be Oprah, Judge Judy, Divorce Court, and Jerry Springer all rolled into one relatively small room.
With poor air-conditioning....
Posted by: TXMarko at April 24, 2010 06:42 PM (t6Yrl)
Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2010 08:45 PM (MMC8r)
That's pretty much what I've decided with my FB troll. I'm just laughing at his schtick now. He's resorted to asking me if I called any one the N word lately, thrown bricks through windows, paid for anything with farm animals etc, like all true conservatives. I just laugh at how boring he's gotten with his repeating the same crap over and over.
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Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 24, 2010 08:04 PM (PQY7w)
Furthermore, Fawkes did not cry foul like a little girl when someone dropped the word "enhanced interrogation". He took some real medieval level pain without betraying his comrades until he knew they had a chance. When sentenced to die, he took it like a man.
Whether you agree with his actions are not, rebel is a more accurate term then terrorist.
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This is getting positively ridiculous, but ok, so be it. This country wants itself a good, old fashioned bar brawl; let's just get it over with. Hopefully if we do it sooner rather than later it won't get too horribly nasty.
I for one watched "V" and enjoyed it -- why? because like all "subversive art" it fails to take into account that it can be taken against its own side. Most lefties saw it and thought "Booosh!!!!"; meanwhile, others could watch it and be thinking "Lefties!!!" (and historically, the people who perceived it in the latter form are more correct -- take that Moore).
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The attempt by Time to link the Republican Governor's Association advertisement to Guy Fawkes is a descent into lunatic paranoia. I mean, really, most Americans have no idea who Guy Fawkes was. He is not a figure in American politics.
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