June 03, 2010
— Ace Here's the saving grace of this stupid story: It's borderline plausible.
Larry Marchant just emailed me to say, "Oh dear me, I am so overcome with heterosexual desire. I wouldn't mind getting to "Third Base" with her, if you know what I mean. (PS: What do I mean? I've always been curious. Curious in a strictly intellectual sense, you understand.)"
Like a Deer in the Headlights! I mean, I'm like a deer in the headlights.
Now what on earth is inappropriate about this?
It's not polite to point.
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Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:26 PM (X/Lqh)
Posted by: Something Wicked This Way Comes... at June 03, 2010 01:27 PM (uFdnM)
Posted by: damian at June 03, 2010 01:28 PM (4WbTI)
Posted by: TC at June 03, 2010 01:30 PM (4XzsU)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 01:30 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:31 PM (66DVY)
No, she was fired for having a stupid, redneck-sounding first name. I mean, WTF, parents? Debrahlee???
The probably thought she was a tea-bagger. Mmmmmm . . .
Bunk.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 03, 2010 01:32 PM (Zj8fM)
We had hired this new secretary and she was smokin hot with a large chest on a very small frame body.
It didn't take long before the old ladies in the main office building were filing complaints about the way she "dressed".
Posted by: Vic at June 03, 2010 01:32 PM (6taRI)
She's definitely attractive but it's not as if I don't see beautiful women in the workplace every day that she blows away by any means
Dude, I work in civil service. Women who look like THAT are about as common as the Lost Ark.
Forget third base, I'd hit it like a batarang on the Joker.
Posted by: Hanky Panky at June 03, 2010 01:32 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:33 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Truman North at June 03, 2010 01:33 PM (e8YaH)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2010 01:34 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:34 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:35 PM (G60Nl)
Posted by: Sour Grapes at June 03, 2010 01:35 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 03, 2010 01:35 PM (gSzT0)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:36 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 01:36 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2010 01:36 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (OlN4e)
Yeah, I saw that pic too. She has some mighty big lungs and some hot legs too, but those hip are a little too wide for my taste.
This is publicity stunt from hell. It working. The Post will bring any pic with nipples that is for sure. Here's the pic:
http://tinyurl.com/35a8d5c
Posted by: Kemp at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (2+9Yx)
I wouldn't mind getting to "Third Base" with her, if you know what I mean.
Depends if the ump makes a bad call.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (0QJjg)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (Mtciz)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (pEK05)
Posted by: Monty at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (O3eFQ)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:37 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: joeindc44 at June 03, 2010 01:38 PM (QxSug)
Salma Hayek.
Posted by: Naqamel at June 03, 2010 05:35 PM (UMwMT)
Nude in my bed.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2010 01:38 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2010 01:39 PM (0GFWk)
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/22%40200.jpg
Posted by: Hanky Panky at June 03, 2010 01:40 PM (gLNLT)
He won't be discussing this incident further. Just suffice to say, he boinked here.
Okay, as I'm finishing this comment, Folks emails again announcing his intent to write a book about the affair.
Posted by: Benson at June 03, 2010 01:40 PM (qzcNU)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:40 PM (66DVY)
just to get a glimpse of you in a bra. IÂ’m terribly sorry.
Posted by: George Costanza, Citibank Traveling Secretary at June 03, 2010 01:40 PM (WKOg4)
And she's got sharp knees and elbows too right?
Posted by: EC at June 03, 2010 01:41 PM (iWj1i)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 05:30 PM (zyn3c)
My money's on death by MRS. Morgenholz.....
Posted by: the Butcher at June 03, 2010 01:41 PM (8g9qq)
She knows what she's doing.
Posted by: EC at June 03, 2010 05:26 PM (iWj1i)
The Post article has a link to four pics of her and one has to wonder under what circumstances she posed for glam shots in an office setting.
That said, I would be really, really surprised if the managers at Citibank were really willing to risk exactly this type of sexual harrassment suit by doing what she accuses them of. I'd expect Citibank's HR policies are very detailed on what constitutes acceptable workplace attire and grooming, and if her managers wanted to communicate to her what not to wear, they could simply have asked HR to give her that message.
I note that she was transferred and was subsequently fired for cause for failing to recruit new customers -- apparently her stunning looks and womanly wiles have no power outside of Citibank's premises.
Posted by: stuiec at June 03, 2010 01:41 PM (W+GYq)
Nice bra.
Way to put your best tit foot forward, honey.
Seriously, what a dumb broad. She think that outfit is professional??
I hope they boot the suit and make her pay attorney's fees for everyone involved.
I repeat, I *loathe* stupid wimmin.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 01:42 PM (pLTLS)
I have more sympathy for that blonde kicked off of Southwest Airlines. Hot and dressed very niiice.
POIDH.
Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty licking Rahm Emanuel's salty, shaven balls at June 03, 2010 01:42 PM (wa5IX)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 03, 2010 01:42 PM (6ZPfw)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:43 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: robtr at June 03, 2010 01:43 PM (fwSHf)
Time a dozen in Brooklyn.
You don't want any of this shit, unless you are Dick Morris and like to be whipped.
Posted by: Kemp at June 03, 2010 01:44 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 03, 2010 01:44 PM (cMo6P)
Management: Stop dressing sexy?
Chick: But others dress just like I do!
Management: Yeah, but they're too ugly for it to matter.
Posted by: Splunge at June 03, 2010 01:44 PM (9uwvY)
Nice bra.
Way to put your best tit foot forward, honey.
Seriously, what a dumb broad. She think that outfit is professional??
I hope they boot the suit and make her pay attorney's fees for everyone involved.
I repeat, I *loathe* stupid wimmin.
I totally agree lacy. And I don't much like smart ones either.
Posted by: Chaz picklebiter Johnson at June 03, 2010 01:44 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 01:45 PM (wd0Iq)
Oh, it's professional.
Posted by: Ashley Dupre at June 03, 2010 05:44 PM (zyn3c)
Early leader in the clubhouse...
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 03, 2010 01:45 PM (fx8sm)
Posted by: Sour Grapes at June 03, 2010 05:35 PM (zyn3c)
So tell her to keep her bra on. Sheesh, it isn't all that complicated.
Posted by: Sour Grapes, Hell - I Can Work With This at June 03, 2010 01:45 PM (W+GYq)
#55 That said, I would be really, really surprised if the managers at Citibank were really willing to risk exactly this type of sexual harrassment suit by doing what she accuses them of. I'd expect Citibank's HR policies are very detailed on what constitutes acceptable workplace attire and grooming, and if her managers wanted to communicate to her what not to wear, they could simply have asked HR to give her that message.
What stueic said.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 01:45 PM (c0A3e)
Stacy McCain is all over this. I linked "research pictures" to his site.
I am buying her story.
My wife agrees with her too! My wife also confirmed I cannot offer her a job.
Posted by: Joe at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (P/q7X)
Posted by: Hanky Panky at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: lorien1973 at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (IhQuA)
Do you think those pictures were casually taken on the job?
She's claiming she wore *professional* attire at work and this is the picture she takes for the press?
How effing dumb is she? Oh let me count the ways.......
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Thomas at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (pQ1kr)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:46 PM (66DVY)
Never mind...
How long before she's on some Donald Trump reality garbage show??
Posted by: Portnoy at June 03, 2010 01:47 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 03, 2010 01:47 PM (FS9ko)
Posted by: Dr. Suess at June 03, 2010 01:47 PM (bEadM)
Holy God in Heaven, yes.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 03, 2010 01:48 PM (cMo6P)
No. The ten lbs. was added by the huge jugs.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 01:48 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:49 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Dang Straights
THAT'S HOW WE MAKE IT, JERK.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 03, 2010 01:49 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: joeindc44 at June 03, 2010 01:49 PM (QxSug)
You shouldn't have covered it in Spicy Gordita sauce. It's in the Employee Manual.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 01:49 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: T. Woods at June 03, 2010 05:46 PM (8WOM0)
Tiger, you won't like it, it's not blonde.
Posted by: Hef at June 03, 2010 01:50 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:50 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Mr. Dare E. Farmer at June 03, 2010 01:50 PM (bEadM)
So you're saying that those pictures, especially the latest one Ace posted, are up to par with CitiBank's dress code?
Why sensationalize? She should have had pictures of her for the press wearing something she would wear to work everyday without the stupid posing shots.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 01:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 01:51 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: Z
Ryan at June 03, 2010 05:46 PM (cMo6P)
Only to a point. She would want only those pictures that the viewer would say, "Well, she IS dressed in a businesslike fashion, but I see that she is still irresistably hot, so of course her male colleagues lost all reason in her presence." By including pictures that aren't businesslike -- nipples peeking out, decolletage down to there -- she undermines her claim that she WAS dressing professionally and only her male colleagues' inability to rein in their own hormones was to blame in her firing.
Posted by: Sour Grapes, Hell - I Can Work With This at June 03, 2010 01:51 PM (W+GYq)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:52 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 03, 2010 01:52 PM (Zj8fM)
I imagine you might get a few more men (and even some women) to traffic through. Who knows? She might be able to get them to sign damn near any contract or account your lawyers can dream up.
Or you could fire her and strategically place venomous snakes, agitated crocks, and a den of lions at the entrance.
Now I know you're trending Option B, but I really think you should consider the Corner Office Option.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Sales and Promotions at June 03, 2010 01:52 PM (swuwV)
Gray. Tasteful chalk pinstriped, matching coat and slacks. Matching vest.
No shirt. Tits just a-bulging out.
Glasses. Please tell me she had glasses.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Connisseur of Hot Librarian Porn at June 03, 2010 01:52 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2010 01:53 PM (OlN4e)
Second thing I did was page my wife (we worked for same company) and tell her "you have GOT to come over and see this chick."
Posted by: Empire
of Jeff at June 03, 2010 05:50 PM (v51Gr)
I'd like to meet your ex-wife. She must have admirable restraint, allowing you to remain alive.
Posted by: stuiec at June 03, 2010 01:53 PM (W+GYq)
/So jealous of her looks....
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 03, 2010 01:53 PM (Yq+qN)
Gray. Tasteful chalk pinstriped, matching coat and slacks. Matching vest.
No shirt. Tits just a-bulging out.For God's sake man, don't stop now!
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 03, 2010 01:54 PM (fx8sm)
But all restaurants are going to be Taco Bell in the future.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 01:54 PM (c0A3e)
Better: Transfer her to your Amsterdam office and hang a red light in said window. CDS crash problem? Solved!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Connisseur of Hot Librarian Porn at June 03, 2010 01:54 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 03, 2010 01:54 PM (bEadM)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:54 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2010 05:53 PM (OlN4e)
Or fast. I've never gotten my artificial caloric substance in less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Connisseur of Hot Librarian Porn at June 03, 2010 01:55 PM (zyn3c)
I'd hit that like a drunk mexican girl hits a toll booth.
Over and done in 12 seconds?
And the horn adds a lot to the moment.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 01:56 PM (zyn3c)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2010 01:57 PM (OlN4e)
Well that's racist of you. And thank you.
Frankly, and I know I might be going out on a limb here, I'm thinking she'd look nice in nothing at all.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2010 01:57 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 03, 2010 05:47 PM (FS9ko)
Posted by: stuiec at June 03, 2010 01:57 PM (W+GYq)
Regardless, I'd tap that like a spigot at Cheers.
Posted by: Dangling Cranky Balls at June 03, 2010 01:57 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: FUBAR at June 03, 2010 01:57 PM (J5Srq)
Posted by: Will Folks at June 03, 2010 01:58 PM (bEadM)
More like 2 minutes of fame once this joke of a suit is thrown out.
/So jealous of her looks....
Decadent! Remember here's not much"under the hood", so to speak, on her.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 01:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 01:58 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 03, 2010 01:58 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Fresh Air at June 03, 2010 01:59 PM (YOz4V)
Posted by: Swappy at June 03, 2010 01:59 PM (JVNAn)
Woman Sues Citibank, Claiming She Was Fired For Being "Too Sexy"
Dang. I think Citibank wins this one.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2010 02:00 PM (gEkTt)
85 "Is This Woman Too Hot To Be a Banker?"
"Al-Jazeera Anchors Quit Over Makeup and Hair"
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 08:55 AM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:00 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 03, 2010 05:53 PM (6ZPfw)
She has EYES?!? Who knew?
Posted by: stuiec at June 03, 2010 02:01 PM (W+GYq)
Idiom says 15, but point taken. Who's going to believe something so ridiculous?
Decadent! Remember here's not much"under the hood", so to speak, on her.
Never said I was jealous of her brain. I was being honest, because I don't want my opinion to sound like sour grapes.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 03, 2010 02:01 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: little evil at June 03, 2010 02:02 PM (Ls2dH)
it is never pleasant....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:02 PM (p302b)
Posted by: unknown jane at June 03, 2010 02:03 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: maddogg at June 03, 2010 02:03 PM (OlN4e)
a homo
Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 03, 2010 06:02 PM (uFokq)
He said "right mind".
Posted by: Editor at June 03, 2010 02:03 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Something Wicked This Way Comes... at June 03, 2010 02:04 PM (uFdnM)
Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at June 03,
2010 06:01 PM (IhHdM)
And yet Citibank fired her for failing to recruit new customers. Apparently she doesn't know exactly how to work the equipment for the purpose of getting the customers to sign on the line that is dotted.
Posted by: stuiec at June 03, 2010 02:04 PM (W+GYq)
Speak for your damn self, Ace.
There is no question, however, that this lady is beyond *HOT* -- you can bet the offers will be rolling in and a few weeks from now she'll be all like "Citibank who?"
Posted by: Full Moon at June 03, 2010 02:04 PM (6UfSo)
Who in their right mind would fire her?
a homo
Posted by: a concerned Boo Berry at June 03, 2010 06:02 PM (uFokq)"
no, a jealous 50ish woman who isn't continuing to go up that ladder cause of the Peter principle and is sure this one is going to step right over her if she doesn't make this defensive move....
Problem is....the fired employee called her bluff...
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:04 PM (p302b)
I was being honest, because I don't want my opinion to sound like sour grapes.
You don't sound bitter for stating the truth. She's a dumbass....with a nice rack. Let's see where she is in 10 years and the girls are south of the equator.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:04 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 03, 2010 02:04 PM (pEK05)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Dangling Cranky Balls at June 03, 2010 02:05 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: conscious and soon to be incoherent at June 03, 2010 02:05 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:06 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Larry.Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:06 PM (gQLr2)
CitiBank could offer up a new perk...Instead of 'Get an Exclusive Rate' on such and such, they could have 'Open Up an Account With Us and Get a Hummer From this Attention Whore'.
Posted by: Portnoy at June 03, 2010 02:06 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at June 03, 2010 02:06 PM (bEadM)
You don't sound bitter for stating the truth. She's a dumbass....with a nice rack. Let's see where she is in 10 years and the girls are south of the equator.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 06:04 PM (pLTLS)
She's moving back to Brazil?
Posted by: conscious and soon to be incoherent at June 03, 2010 02:07 PM (YVZlY)
(I typed this as my wife stood over my shoulder, she just walked away, I recant everything, I would hit that like Mt. Vesuvius on Pompeii)
Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2010 02:08 PM (1PeEC)
I read the Village Voice article this morning.
The article tells her side of the story, but it's believable. She worked in sales for the bank. She alleges that her leads were routinely credited to the other salesmen on her team.
I'm guessing she is probably even hotter in person than in her photos because of carriage/bearing and her accent. I wouldn't be surprised if she has pheromones going for her, too.
The response by her supervisors isn't all that uncommon: "If I'm not ever going to get a slice of that pie, then I don't want to have to look at it every day."
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 02:08 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:08 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 06:04 PM (pLTLS)
Married to a rich guy sipping on umbrella drinks on the yacht? Oh, and hon, the girls don't go south anymore. Marvels of modern science and all.
Posted by: FUBAR at June 03, 2010 02:08 PM (J5Srq)
I'd kill to get inside her mons pudenda, this diagram says right here. Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010
Ha!
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2010 02:09 PM (gEkTt)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 06:04 PM (pLTLS)
Here's the awful truth: intelligent Anglophile-type chicks with nice racks complain about them.
Posted by: FUBAR at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (J5Srq)
Posted by: robtr at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: todler at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (fPOY0)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (gEkTt)
True, but aging's still a bitch. Call it nature's equalizer.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:10 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 03, 2010 02:11 PM (pEK05)
168 Let's see where she is in 10 years and the girls are south of the equator.
I doubt they are real, so I don't think they will go south. I mean really, those should not be sitting that high in that obviously braless pic.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 02:12 PM (cniXs)
We're still married. We worked on opposite sides of the building, so she didn't drop by my project area for the first couple of weeks, and I didn't know how to prepare her for it, so I said nothing.
She comes over to my desk, where I'm cradling my head in my hands, and then she looks out over the desks on the floor.
And sees nothing but a sea of tits straining to free themselves of their bonds.
"What. The. FUCK. Jeff?"
It was tense for a little while, but I had a couple of things going for me that smoothed it out. It's one of her favorite stories, now.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 03, 2010 02:12 PM (v51Gr)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:14 PM (66DVY)
Yeah, she's wonderful. You know what she wears around her neck to attract men? Her legs.
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:14 PM (gEkTt)
She comes over to my desk, where I'm cradling my head in my hands
Well, at least you weren't staring longingly at the sea of puppies.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 03, 2010 02:14 PM (fx8sm)
This is the same kind of crap that Sarah Palin takes....remember people call her stupid? This woman is right to speak up, Lord knows so many don't.
"True, but aging's still a bitch. Call it nature's equalizer.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 06:10 PM (c0A3e)"
When you have a chance take a peak at Maria Bartirommo's program today....she has gone backwards twenty years.....guess she want her "money honey" title back from the bedraggled Erin...
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:14 PM (p302b)
U.S. authorities charge Van der Sloot with extortion
BIRMINGHAM, AL (WBRC) - Joran Van der Sloot, the longtime suspect in the disappearance of missing Mountain Brook teenager Natalee Holloway, has been accused of offering $250,000 in exchange for her whereabouts.
In a criminal complaint filed Thursday by the U.S. Attorney in Birmingham, Van der Sloot is accused of offering $250,000 to a person in Birmingham in exchange for information about the whereabouts of her remains in Aruba. Holloway disappeared in Aruba in May 2005 during a senior trip to the island.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: In dire need of a job where I'm surrounded by honking big tooh toohs at June 03, 2010 02:15 PM (gLNLT)
I doubt they are real, so I don't think they will go south. I mean really, those should not be sitting that high in that obviously braless pic.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 06:12 PM (cniXs)
heh, my ex could have worn a bra made out of 1" steel plate and her nipples would still be showing...
Posted by: conscious and soon to be incoherent at June 03, 2010 02:15 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 06:14 PM (66DVY)
I really hope you had to look that up for that sock puppet joke dude.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2010 02:15 PM (oVQFe)
I'm as red-blooded as the next moron, but it always amazes me that some guys think that 5th-grade locker room behavior around hawt chicks is gonna do anything but score negative points. What a couple of losers.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 03, 2010 02:16 PM (554T5)
I'd hit it to! And three! And four!
Posted by: GarandFan at June 03, 2010 02:17 PM (6mwMs)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 02:18 PM (zX2px)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:18 PM (66DVY)
heh, my ex could have worn a bra made out of 1" steel plate and her nipples would still be showing...
lol. nah, i didn't mean the high beam part. just that natural boobs that big do not sit that high when braless
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 02:18 PM (cniXs)
Married to a rich guy sipping on umbrella drinks on the yacht?
Yeah and she's still the crybaby that sued her employer because she choose to dress like a VH1 reality show contestant and got the can.
Good thing she has the umbrella drink and money because she appears to be dumber than shit.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:19 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2010 02:19 PM (gEkTt)
Posted by: Sam at June 03, 2010 02:20 PM (Cxsey)
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:20 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Will Folks at June 03, 2010 02:21 PM (snlsw)
Christ, I bet that's exactly what Kim Kardashian did.
Posted by: I hate being a Dude at June 03, 2010 02:21 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:21 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: runningrn at June 03, 2010 02:22 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Purity Republican at June 03, 2010 02:22 PM (pEK05)
1. Thanks for the link to the article this morning.
2. I agree with almost all of what you say. My one quibble is that the apron look is pretty hot.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 02:23 PM (lBmZl)
What's the downside again exactly? :-)
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 02:23 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: Thomas at June 03, 2010 02:23 PM (pQ1kr)
I know what you're thinking....but maybe the mink coat and nothing else is also a good one...my mom did that to my dad....
and I have another brother.....lol
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:24 PM (p302b)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 03, 2010 02:24 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2010 02:25 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 02:25 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 02:25 PM (wOtDN)
You ladies can continue to be catty but this is truly a serious issue
Sorry, curious, but you couldn't be more wrong on this.
You can be sexy and not look like a vamp. Women do it every day. At least women that aren't looking for a monetary windfall.
And it's not a *serious* issue. I hardly feel for women that dress like sex kittens at work and then bitch when they aren't taken seriously.
Women doing the same work for less pay is a serious problem--not this broad's "plight".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:25 PM (pLTLS)
Hey, you cons are coming around. Shoot your religious high horse, and even I might be able to live with ye.
you don't have a fuckin clue how we think
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 03, 2010 02:25 PM (6cBko)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 02:25 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 02:26 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 02:26 PM (wOtDN)
(It was a long, hard fought draw. We mutually agreed that neither of us would take a run at her.)
Posted by: Eric Massa at June 03, 2010 02:26 PM (GzOW/)
Posted by: sdfsfsdf at June 03, 2010 02:26 PM (jHNjB)
Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2010 02:26 PM (1PeEC)
I'd still hit it like Venus Williams on a tennis ball.
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 02:27 PM (gLNLT)
lacey, there are some women who look like a vamp in a well tailored brooks brothers suit...sometimes it is difficult to hide...I have a friend who is a nun, she was a cheerleader and a very pretty woman. Teh order doesn't require her to wear a habit anymore. She has to shop for clothes and it is difficult. Imagine being a guy and hitting on someone and then finding out that they are a nun....she has tons and tons of hysterical stories..
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:27 PM (p302b)
But I would never wear something like that to work. I go to great pains to cover up the nipplage area because they tend to stand out and I would prefer people look at my face when speaking to me.
Could Citibank execs be this stupid?
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2010 02:28 PM (iYbLN)
I like women who look like that. She combines texture, color, and pattern in a sharp, classy fashion. And look at those shoes. She looks great.
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:28 PM (gEkTt)
Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2010 02:28 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 02:29 PM (wOtDN)
lacey, there are some women who look like a vamp in a well tailored brooks brothers suit...sometimes it is difficult to hide...I have a friend who is a nun, she was a cheerleader and a very pretty woman. Teh order doesn't require her to wear a habit anymore. She has to shop for clothes and it is difficult. Imagine being a guy and hitting on someone and then finding out that they are a nun....she has tons and tons of hysterical stories..
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 06:27 PM (p302b)
Hot nuns...that story made my junk twitch.
Posted by: Sam at June 03, 2010 02:29 PM (Cxsey)
I was really hoping the moronettes would have more catty comments by now
That see through top looks cheap, scratchy polyester crap. She couldn't spring for silk or a really fine pashmina?
How's that?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 02:31 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:31 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:31 PM (p302b)
You are doing humanity a huge disservice and turning back women's rights 50 years. No, 100! 500 bajillion!
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 02:31 PM (gLNLT)
...sometimes it is difficult to hide
Really? Wearing a bra is too difficult for this women?
Put a bra on-- *presto*--99% of the problem solved.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:31 PM (pLTLS)
The only thing I'd hit this dumb bitch with is the Blade of Olympus for being such a stupid git. Her claims might have rung a bit more true had she not released these unprofessional photos right after accusing Citibank of firing her for dressing "too sexy". She just made Citibank's case for them.
Sadly, she may yet get some kind of settlement from Citibank.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:32 PM (c0A3e)
Could Citibank execs be this stupid?
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2010 06:28 PM (iYbLN)
*looks up* what?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 03, 2010 02:32 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Chris R at June 03, 2010 02:32 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 02:32 PM (wOtDN)
Is there something more profound to say here?
I've got nothing.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 02:32 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:33 PM (66DVY)
Not to get personal or anything but there are bras where no matter what you do, the nipples show through...I know i know...the trick is to put pasties on with the bra....but she might not know that....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:33 PM (p302b)
That looks like 95/5 Cotton/Spandex.
Do NOT ask me how I know.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 02:33 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2010 06:26 PM (1PeEC)
It really is amazing when you think about it. There's still enough blood flow to the brains to come up with the variations.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2010 02:34 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: robtr at June 03, 2010 02:34 PM (fwSHf)
Put a bra on-- *presto*--99% of the problem solved.
Not necessarily lacey. I have several friends that complain about show through.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 02:35 PM (cniXs)
I disagree with the other Larry Merchant. I think she dresses shabbily.
You bitch; you wouldn't know a good look if it dropped it's Calvin Kleins and bent over in front of you.
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:36 PM (gEkTt)
Oh for chrissakes curious...
I'm not trying to be a complete bitch about this but it's not that hard. Get a cardigan. Or a different blouse that doesn't show cleavage.
I've got the ta's as well--you find ways to deal.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:36 PM (pLTLS)
What, no comment about her eyebrows being too thin? And what about the white top with the white jacket?
@239,
I did not mean to include you in my gross overgeneralization of the morons' comments on this thread. I humbly apologize.
Posted by: Penfold at June 03, 2010 02:37 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 03, 2010 02:37 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:37 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 02:37 PM (wd0Iq)
Ain't going to happen
Lorenzana's gender-discrimination suit was dismissed last month because her deal with Citibank called for any disputes to be settled in private arbitration. She's pressing her case there.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:37 PM (c0A3e)
I'm letting this fact sink in for a minute and now I have to ask:
Will you go out with me?
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 02:38 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: dumb blond at June 03, 2010 02:38 PM (gbCNS)
Names and numbers please.
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 02:39 PM (gLNLT)
Posted by: Larry Marchant. at June 03, 2010 02:40 PM (gEkTt)
lacey, i'm going to tell you honestly...if some idiot had the audacity to come up to me and tell me I have to dress like an old prune, I would make it my business to come into work every single day with an outfit sexier than yesterday's outfit, just to prove the point. Apparently she followed the "dress guidelines" she was given and these two made it their business to try to impose further guidelines on just her....that in and of itself it heinous....
Citibank will have arbitration and she will get money....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:40 PM (p302b)
The trailerpark version is known as duct tape.
And I'd hit it like Sugar Ray vs Duran. No mas, no mas.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2010 02:40 PM (E4Pj8)
I understand her point. Her hotness is not her fault, why should she have a more restrictive dress code because of it? Her office mates should act like adults. That said if she worked in my office, I'd likely have a restraining order taken out against me for staring.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 02:40 PM (0q2P7)
Ain't going to happen
Lorenzana's gender-discrimination suit was dismissed last month because her deal with Citibank called for any disputes to be settled in private arbitration. She's pressing her case there.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
What if it ends in a hung jury?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 03, 2010 02:40 PM (YVZlY)
I just love how she says that Puerto Rican girls are cultrually conditioned to look like whores.
If I was her supervisor, she would never, ever be fired. But she would have to keep her office paper on the bottom shelf.
Her bosses must be teh ghey
Posted by: s'moron at June 03, 2010 02:40 PM (UaxA0)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 06:37 PM (wd0Iq)
Ok, how many of you hit your bunks on that one?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 02:41 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2010 02:42 PM (0GFWk)
I laughed when I read this. Thanks, no worries, but I'm clearly in the moron minority here. But that's my job, to counter decadence!
261 And to think she is a virgin
She is? She must be the modern Virgin Mary then!
The sexy single mom pointed out to her bosses "that other female colleagues wore similar professional attire," and that some dressed far more provocatively, the filing says.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:42 PM (c0A3e)
If she's posing in front of her former bank in a dress with her tits hanging out, she's proving Citibank's case, and showing no common sense. Maybe she's not banker material. I read the article, and the case sounds like BS. By the way, here's a little history on her lawyer.
http://tinyurl.com/33eayh8
Posted by: vivi at June 03, 2010 02:42 PM (84HQT)
Citibank will have arbitration and she will get money....
The hell she will.
If I had this broad on the stand on cross-examination I'd have her wetting her pants and regretting the day she filed suit.
All you need to do is show the pic above and no jury in their right mind would say this is *professional* attire.
Besides, we've yet to hear Citiban's defense. I'd love to she her performance records.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:43 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2010 02:44 PM (0GFWk)
I agree with you about the bras. When you are, ahem, endowed and have certain prominent features even a padded bra doesn't help sometimes. I have to use the extra help of the petals to hide' em. She should at least put a damn bra on for God's sake.
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2010 02:44 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Jean at June 03, 2010 02:45 PM (CPefM)
In the link I posted there is some information from citibank. Come on lacy, it's going to arbitration and she will get something. Even if her lawyer has a history of stunts, it just makes sense for citibank to settle this and get it out of the limelight...
besides, it was so sad to read about her kid having no Christmas presents cause the evil bankers fired her....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:45 PM (p302b)
Citibank fired her for work performance. She claims that they fired her for being too hot. These pictures work in her favor because she looks stunning enough in business attire to have a basis for her claim.
She addresses the work performance problems that Citibank documented by saying that leads she generated were systematically taken from her and credited to the two other salesmen on her team. She also says that the two instances of tardiness cited in her notice letter were on a Saturday and a Sunday when her branch was closed.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 02:45 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2010 02:45 PM (66DVY)
Maybe she was a classmate of Barry's at Hahvahd. Would explain a lot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 03, 2010 02:45 PM (UOM48)
I would...
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 02:45 PM (0q2P7)
"I'd hit it like the Fatman hitting Nagasaki..."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 03, 2010 02:46 PM (PMGbu)
If I had this broad on the stand on cross-examination I'd have her wetting her pants and regretting the day she filed suit.
All you need to do is show the pic above and no jury in their right mind would say this is *professional* attire.
Besides, we've yet to hear Citiban's defense. I'd love to she her performance records.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 06:43
Lacy? You mean Larry?
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 03, 2010 02:47 PM (gEkTt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2010 02:48 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2010 06:45 PM (66DVY)"
Ace, if you look at this in the context of the 5 al jazeera anchors quitting and in the context of people thinking they can call an ex governor stupid, then you have to see that the "women's movement" lately is falling down on the job and it does become a serious issue.....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:48 PM (p302b)
besides, it was so sad to read about her kid having no Christmas presents cause the evil bankers fired her....
I don't even know what to say about this, curious.
Christmas comes once a year and it's not up to the damn company to feed or clothe or child. I feel more sad that her kid has this woman as his Mother and as a " role model".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:49 PM (pLTLS)
I own Citibank.
(OK I own about 500/1,730,273,845ths of Citibank).
No wonder their stock performance sucks.
These guys are idiots.
Posted by: Entropy at June 03, 2010 02:49 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: joncelli at June 03, 2010 02:49 PM (c4gj8)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 02:49 PM (wOtDN)
Out of the way girls, I gotta gargle!!!!!
Posted by: Nun in the old joke at June 03, 2010 02:49 PM (E4Pj8)
Posted by: rogerB at June 03, 2010 02:50 PM (Jramq)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 03, 2010 05:30 PM (zyn3c)
My money's on death by MRS. Morgenholz.....
Posted by: the Butcher at June 03, 2010 05:41 PM (8g9qq)
Then death by snuu-snuu it is...
Posted by: Bill H at June 03, 2010 02:51 PM (q8CmE)
I can't believe you guys are debating this seriously
And I can't believe women can be this dumb.
Seriously, this is the reason why so many dumbass broads vote the way they do--entitlement theory. This broad, for whatever reason, feels entitled. Entitled to just do as she pleases in the workplace.
Not.Okay.
It's bullshit. Somone's gotta call her on it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 03, 2010 02:51 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:51 PM (p302b)
Wait ... she has a face?
Seriously, that B be smokin'.
Posted by: Persistent Boner at June 03, 2010 02:52 PM (8/DeP)
Posted by: robtr at June 03, 2010 02:53 PM (fwSHf)
The timidity aspect seems to have been successfully overcome, so it's just a matter of taking it a bit farther...
Posted by: rogerB at June 03, 2010 02:53 PM (Jramq)
Because when I think of appropriate "business attire" for a woman, I think of said woman wearing a tight blouse with no bra. Well, maybe for some businesses that would be appropriate IYKWIMAITYD, but not for banking.
She addresses the work performance problems that Citibank documented by saying that leads she generated were systematically taken from her and credited to the two other salesmen on her team. She also says that the two instances of tardiness cited in her notice letter were on a Saturday and a Sunday when her branch was closed.
I can make unsubstantiated claims too. I'm rich, handsome, and absolutely killer with the ladies.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:53 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: rogerB at June 03, 2010 06:50 PM (Jramq)
You mean you're going to come up for air?
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 03, 2010 02:53 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: curious
Yup. After a while it's boring and insulting. Jesus, they're just tits for God's sake.
Get over it. Go home and jerk off already.
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2010 02:53 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 06:53 PM (c0A3e)
2 out of 3 ain't bad...
Posted by: Meatloaf at June 03, 2010 02:54 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 03, 2010 02:54 PM (0GFWk)
I'm sure there's more to the story than these pictures; I'm sure her behavior or something was inappropriate and/or unprofessional -- but as for the pictures themselves, she isn't dressed "sexily" in any of them. The pink shirt is a bit too much for work, but it isn't skank territory.
And I've seen boobs that big sit that high -- the entire female branch of Dad's family was like that, and that was before boob jobs or the Jane Russell bra. Some people are naturally lucky I guess.
I don't think women should be made to or expected to look like androgynous, sexless little rectangles -- women should be allowed to look beautiful.
Posted by: unknown jane at June 03, 2010 02:54 PM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Kratos
Wait...that's what you told me!!!
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2010 02:54 PM (iYbLN)
I never thought I'd die this way,
I always hoped, but
I never thought I'd die this way.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 02:54 PM (0q2P7)
for a while I tried reversing it on them, staring at their private parts...that backfired...
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:54 PM (p302b)
Posted by: blah at June 03, 2010 02:55 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 02:55 PM (zX2px)
Maybe if you had lived your whole life with guys never looking at your eyes and always looking at the girls you would understand why
Yeah, its a curse we big boobed women must deal with. Seriously though, with those tops she may as well have a neon sign with an arrow that says "HEY, look at my big HARD NIPPLES!!!!"
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 02:55 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: sladenyv at June 03, 2010 02:56 PM (saiGq)
I was fibbing, mpfs. Never believe what you read on teh Internets.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 03, 2010 02:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 02:58 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 02:59 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: curious
Yup. After a while it's boring and insulting. Jesus, they're just tits for God's sake.
They're not everything, but they are more than you think.
I back your premise, though biology says I don't have much choice.
If we men could ever break that hold boobies have on our minds, we could be free of undue female influence and never be whipped again!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 02:59 PM (0q2P7)
for a while I tried reversing it on them, staring at their private parts...that backfired...
I tell them i can't hear what they are saying since i turned off the speakers in my chest. that embarrasses the shit out of em.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 03:00 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: Mordart at June 03, 2010 03:00 PM (JOmPD)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 03:01 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Her Former Bosses at June 03, 2010 03:02 PM (zIUsq)
Posted by: Malia at June 03, 2010 03:03 PM (m75No)
She did not take the classes required to be certified for her job. She said her boss didn't send her to enough classes. She complained that she was being asked to dress less sexily than the tellers. (The tellers sit behind a counter all day and don't represent the bank in the same way a manager does.) She was able to push back about dressing inappropriately, but not about getting the certification to be a real banker. This woman is not the Sarah Palin of the banking industry. She can't win because of the arbitration clause she signed, and she wants to make enough of a stink that Citi pays her to go away. I hear Hooters is hiring.
Posted by: vivi at June 03, 2010 03:04 PM (84HQT)
Posted by: curious
Yup. After a while it's boring and insulting. Jesus, they're just tits for God's sake.
Get over it. Go home and jerk off already.
Posted by: mpfs at June 03, 2010 06:53 PM (iYbLN)
Just tits? Last time I checked you can't motorboat personality.
Posted by: Sam at June 03, 2010 03:05 PM (Cxsey)
But we both know, citibank will reach a nice settlement with her to make her go away and then she will take that nice job with the hedge fund guys...
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:06 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Larry Marchant at June 03, 2010 03:06 PM (66DVY)
Posted by: unknown jane at June 03, 2010 03:07 PM (5/yRG)
Now everybody in the bank line knows
That I've got a crush on the new teller...
Posted by: rogerB at June 03, 2010 03:07 PM (Jramq)
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 03:08 PM (gLNLT)
It how you wear clothes and how you look and wink and stuff, that's what makes sexy....
am I right? or would you really love naked women at work, guys?
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:08 PM (p302b)
Posted by: AFlyingSquirrel at June 03, 2010 03:09 PM (fbL/a)
Posted by: dumb blond at June 03, 2010 03:09 PM (gbCNS)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 03, 2010 03:09 PM (jCKHk)
It how you wear clothes and how you look and wink and stuff, that's what makes sexy....
am I right?
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 07:08 PM (p302b)
Lol, no. Fat girls can wink all they wan't, doesn't change a thing.
Posted by: Sam at June 03, 2010 03:10 PM (Cxsey)
She's absolutely beautiful, but she should do something about that mustache, but it won't get in the way of a good old fashioned bone smokin'.
Posted by: Fish at June 03, 2010 03:10 PM (v1gw3)
really love naked women at work, guys?
Not the grandmas in my office. Damnit i'm gonna barf now.
thanks
Posted by: s'moron at June 03, 2010 03:11 PM (UaxA0)
Now that I'm married it's gotten so much easier. I don't even feel bad about looking at boobs anymore. If a chick calls me on it I can make a totally frank remark.
"Well you were making an effort to show them off."
"Why yes I'd like to meet them what are their names?"
"But they're just too damn mezmorizing I was just giving them the attention they obviously deserve"
"You were aware that many men are sexually attracted to breasts prior to constructing the display right?"
"I'm a man, I like boobs, what of it?"
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 03, 2010 03:11 PM (0q2P7)
Yes, she'll take a job with those hedge fund guys. Her lawyer can help her get a job with this outfit:
http://tinyurl.com/25vtvz4
lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: vivi at June 03, 2010 03:11 PM (84HQT)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 03:12 PM (wOtDN)
http:// www.villagevoice.com /2010-06-01/ news/ is-this-woman-too-hot-to-work-in-a-bank
Copy, remove blanks, etc.
It has a link to 26 pictures of her.
Posted by: butch at June 03, 2010 03:14 PM (hpHaN)
Seriously though, with those tops she may as well have a neon sign with an arrow that says "HEY, look at my big HARD NIPPLES!!!!"
She DOES have that sign. I swear I saw it!
Posted by: TomServo at June 03, 2010 03:14 PM (T1boi)
Posted by: Tim at June 03, 2010 03:15 PM (nc6/K)
No doubt she's a conservative or she would have collapsed hooters, multiple chins, a pear shaped ass, and only speak about "social justice and redistribution of wealth to its rightful owners."
Posted by: Fish at June 03, 2010 03:15 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 03, 2010 03:16 PM (erIg9)
I've never heard the words "only" "just" and "candy" "tits" in the same sentence before.
Posted by: Cartmoron at June 03, 2010 03:16 PM (swuwV)
Because when I think of appropriate "business attire" for a woman, I think of said woman wearing a tight blouse with no bra. Well, maybe for some businesses that would be appropriate IYKWIMAITYD, but not for banking.
Years ago, there was a teller who dressed in a manner that you'd likely find inappropriate at the branch where I opened my commercial account. She wasn't as hot as the woman in the pictures, but she was a real sweetheart, and it always brightened my day to see her. Her looks and dress didn't threaten me. Little MikeO didn't take charge when I conducted business with her.
I like seeing poky nipples. I like looking (not leering) at women who are put together really nicely. It's beauty.
I also understand that it's independent of whether the woman is competent at her job or whether she is a nice or nasty person.
I can make unsubstantiated claims too. I'm rich, handsome, and absolutely killer with the ladies.
That's why I said that the article tells only her side of the story.
Bottom line: She claims Citibank fired her for work performance and that they did not fire her for her appearance. If what she alleges is true, then Citibank is dead wrong.
If what she says is true, then you are also dead wrong because you said that Citibank fired her for the way she dressed.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 03:16 PM (lBmZl)
She reminds me of a very young Rue McClanahan who I hooked up with in '49, long before the term hooked up became popular. We called it The Tango!
Posted by: Fish at June 03, 2010 03:18 PM (v1gw3)
Ahh, forget it, I ain't even fooling myself.
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from.
Posted by: sifty at June 03, 2010 03:18 PM (g4vc6)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 07:12 PM (wOtDN)"
I didn't say "money can't buy happiness"....
I would say you can't rely on someone else to make the money....
but it goes a long way towards contentment....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:19 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Aaron at June 03, 2010 03:20 PM (XUIJ5)
she'll probably get a new hubby out of this and a new job where she makes more money and she's the only female in the office...lol
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:21 PM (p302b)
Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 03, 2010 03:21 PM (Qp4DT)
What would Vikram say?
What would Alwaleed say?
Posted by: FireHorse at June 03, 2010 07:20 PM (cQyWA)"
Does he take any pictures not on that white horse?
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:21 PM (p302b)
"Just like the whole "money can't buy happiness"
I should consult with Kathryn Rogers, Rush Limbaugh's new wife about that subject.
Posted by: Fish at June 03, 2010 03:23 PM (v1gw3)
All of them? Not a single one has just moved closer and repeated what they said?
The beta-male generation will be the death of this country.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2010 03:23 PM (swuwV)
I have one coworker here who is gorgeous. Oh my God. She has really long hair and when she lets her hair just fall down all over it's Venus in slow motion. But she doesn't showcase her body. She makes the effort to be modest and while it doesn't mean she's in an Amish suit, it doesn't scream LOOK AT MY STRAWBERRY SIZED NIPPPLES!! either. It's her effort at modesty that makes her all the more beautiful.
I guess what I'm saying is, good attire is to dress in a way that tugs at men's heart strings, not their dicks.
Posted by: Captain Winkie at June 03, 2010 03:24 PM (gLNLT)
All of them? Not a single one has just moved closer and repeated what they said?
The beta-male generation will be the death of this country.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2010 07:23 PM (swuwV)"
That's what I thought, it would be a challenge then.....but you are from that "if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me" generation...
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:25 PM (p302b)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 03, 2010 03:25 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: sifty at June 03, 2010 03:26 PM (g4vc6)
The top picture looks like the actress that was on CSI:NY for a while some time in the last five years (I don't watch it--my wife does).
I think she's the same actress who played the federal agent in a couple of episodes of "Human Target."
I just checked IMDB, and the actress is Emmanuelle Vaugier who also played Mia on "Two-and-a-Half Men" (a show I've seen maybe five times).
The actress looks like she's not as buoyant.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 03:27 PM (lBmZl)
How you use your 15 minutes makes all the difference, right?
Although, at a lot of hedge funds today the guys were heard to say "don't we have a spot for her here?"
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:27 PM (p302b)
Not a single one has just moved closer and repeated what they said?
Nope. Too bad too, thats teh funneh.
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 03, 2010 03:28 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 03, 2010 03:29 PM (NuAIL)
Is she the type girl that would believe it if you said "I promise to only put the head into the honey pot?"
Posted by: Fish at June 03, 2010 03:29 PM (v1gw3)
OMG this is too funny, ace is on fire today....
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 03:29 PM (p302b)
I think she's only using 10% of those hogans.
Posted by: Wodeshed at June 03, 2010 03:29 PM (zxfp0)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 06:37 PM (wd0Iq)
Ok, how many of you hit your bunks on that one?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 03, 2010 06:41 PM (cniXs)
The sad thing is, I had just got back from the bunk after the initial article, and then this happened!
Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at June 03, 2010 03:34 PM (bxiXv)
Meawhile, he's beating his dick so hard that John Yoo had to write a memo authorizing it to avoid prosecution.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 03, 2010 03:35 PM (4Ph2F)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 03:36 PM (zX2px)
Posted by: moviegique at June 03, 2010 03:40 PM (ey5wt)
That's well and good, but your mother's lack of hotness never stopped me from donkey-punching her.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 03:41 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Garth Algar at June 03, 2010 03:44 PM (hj/po)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 03:46 PM (zX2px)
Posted by: sifty at June 03, 2010 03:46 PM (g4vc6)
Like a bulldozer on Rachel Corrie.
Like an Anderson Silva elbow on some poor guy's dome.
Yes, that's how I'd hit it.
As long as I didn't actually have to listen to her talk.
Posted by: Moose4 at June 03, 2010 03:47 PM (ZN+Dd)
Wow, MikeAhole you are a sicko. Wish I could meet you and show you a few tricks.
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 03:50 PM (zX2px)
curious: "That's what I thought, it would be a
challenge then.....but you are from that 'if I told you you had a
beautiful body, would you hold it against me' generation..."
Hell, I think I'd do it and I'm no alpha. Married or single, it would just be funny and a bit embarrassing, harmlessly so, for all. A great equalizer. I'm not sure it could even be seen as too crass; but then again I hang around with morons and moronettes, so my perceptions have surely been skewed.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 03, 2010 03:50 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Moose4 at June 03, 2010 03:50 PM (ZN+Dd)
raykon,
I think you're mom is really hot. At least she was when she set fire to her retarded ass while freebasing cocaine.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 03:51 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 03:52 PM (zX2px)
I didn't know your sister's name is Sarah. I'm not in love with her. I'm in love with donkey-punching her. There's a difference.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:09 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:11 PM (zX2px)
Yeah. I ran and hid because I'm scared of you. You must be a really big dude.
When I was boinking your mother's squeakhole, she said she hadn't felt anything stretch her balloon knot like that since the night she pezzed you out of her colon.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:12 PM (lBmZl)
It's called a response-in-kind.
I address you subhuman pieces of shit as a subhuman piece of shit. It helps to more quickly build a rapport.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:13 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 04:15 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:17 PM (zX2px)
If we men could ever break that hold boobies have on our minds, we could be free of undue female influence and never be whipped again!
God I hope that never happens.
393 I love how Ace is acting like he's above the fray.
Ace was one of the Larry Marchant sockpuppets.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2010 04:18 PM (oVQFe)
"The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse)."
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:19 PM (zX2px)
Posted by: curious at June 03, 2010 04:19 PM (p302b)
Neither your mom nor your sister are "little."
Don't forget--I'm just speaking the language that vermin like you understand.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:20 PM (lBmZl)
I had a great childhood. Let me know how the rest of yours turns out.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:21 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 07:36 PM (zX2px)"
hmmmm young man, it appears that you started it....did you honestly think you could drop that comment on this blog and just leave...?
Posted by: ???????????????????? at June 03, 2010 04:23 PM (p302b)
Posted by: cackfinger at June 03, 2010 04:24 PM (TUBcJ)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 04:25 PM (wd0Iq)
Have you told your parents that you're gay yet?
Posted by: damian at June 03, 2010 04:27 PM (4WbTI)
I wouldn't do her if you paid me 1k, 10k, 100k (maybe...).
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:27 PM (zX2px)
I wouldn't do her if you paid me 1k, 10k, 100k (maybe...).
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 08:27 PM (zX2px)"
Are you that upset that tod's already taken?
Posted by: ???????????????????? at June 03, 2010 04:29 PM (p302b)
Nothing too racy, and she was professionally dressed in those pictures, but my goodness, that is an attractive woman.
She is absolutely a harrasment suit WAITING to happen. They're damned if they can her, and damned if they keep her.
Posted by: blindside at June 03, 2010 04:29 PM (vT9Nl)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:30 PM (zX2px)
Who, the first pic or the second? The second woman is nothing extra special.
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:33 PM (zX2px)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:34 PM (zX2px)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 04:35 PM (wd0Iq)
Ouch.
You cons are losing me. Where is your God?
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 04:37 PM (zX2px)
You cons are losing me. Where is your God?
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 08:37 PM (zX2px)"
this is what happens when you believe "characteristics of conservatives" from the dem talking points....
you assume stuff and you know what happens when you assume...."you make an ass out of you and me"
Posted by: . at June 03, 2010 04:39 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 03, 2010 05:47 PM (FS9ko)>
>
She's 'Rican.
Just like Jasmine Byrne (Not That I Would Know).
---------
Wow, Jasmine Byrne is one nasty girl. Rode hard and put away wet.
Posted by: wooga at June 03, 2010 04:39 PM (2p0e3)
gretchen seems to agree with me and margaret seems to agree with lacey....
Gretchen and Margaret are from two different generations and their experiences may be vastly different....Margaret can be the frump she is because Gretchen already fought the battles and paved the way...
Posted by: . at June 03, 2010 04:45 PM (p302b)
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2010 04:50 PM (oVQFe)
I'm a red-blooded male. My take is that this woman is probably a knockout no matter how she's dressed or how little makeup she daubs onto her face.
If she was a shitty worker, then she would rightfully have no leg to stand on. Her destiny is now in the hands of whatever arbitrator she and Citibank drew.
That said, I can easily see how her situation could have unfolded exactly as she describes.
If Citibank did steal her leads and concocted tardiness reports as she alleges, then I hope that she takes them to the bank. I would say this even if she looked like a pig like raykon's mom and sister do.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:53 PM (lBmZl)
If Citibank did steal her leads and concocted tardiness reports as she alleges, then I hope that she takes them to the bankcleaners.
FTFM
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 04:55 PM (lBmZl)
Umm. No. The first photograph was airbrushed.
I am so gd dumb...
Yeah. I got nothing. It just bears repeating.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 05:01 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 05:06 PM (zX2px)
No. Try to determine how what you did affected the pond.
The best way to do this is to don a pair of swimming goggles and stick your head underwater to see where the problem might be. Observe the bottom of the pond carefully for any changes over a fifteen minute period. Resist the urge to blink or to take a breath of air since you might miss any significant change. The best way to do this is to use eye drops before doing this and to weight your head with 250 pounds or more to help you resist the urge to surface.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 05:10 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 05:29 PM (wd0Iq)
Mike A Hole, you ignoramus I told you what I did, are you stupid? Never mind, don't answer.
You're as clueless and sex obsessed as your con brethren. I will figure it out on my own.
I think its DNA.
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 05:30 PM (zX2px)
Mike A Hole, you ignoramus I told you what I did, are you stupid? Never mind, don't answer.
You said what you did. You said how it affected your koi. I'm telling you that you need to determine what it did to the pond.
You're as clueless and sex obsessed as your con brethren. I will figure it out on my own.
?!? Please see definition for non sequitur
I think its DNA.
Yes. Carrying that extra chromosome has really made your life tough, hasn't it? I am sorry for you.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 05:40 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: raykon at June 03, 2010 05:43 PM (zX2px)
Therefore, every married male bank employee working around her goes home every night to, "Why is she calling you on your cell phone?" and "Why, HELL NO you can't go on that business conference to Tulsa," and "I will escort you to the office and from the office and you'd better keep your eyes on your desk, buddy, cause I got a divorce lawyer on speed dial."
And of course, the other women are all completely invisible when the brainless bimbette walks in and that pisses us off.
Posted by: RightWingRedneck at June 03, 2010 05:53 PM (MmOLU)
I would hit that.
I would hit that for 1000 years.
10,000 years from now when some little green alien archaeologists that are exploring the earth find my mummy dick embedded in her sun bleached rib cage they're gonna say "wow, this dude must have hit that for 1000 years".
um..what were we talking about?
Posted by: Berserker at June 03, 2010 06:04 PM (gWHrG)
Yes. Carrying that extra chromosome has really made your life tough, hasn't it? I am sorry for you.
Posted by: MikeO at June 03, 2010 09:40 PM (lBmZl)
Come on, don't insult Trig by equating him with this imbecile.
Posted by: buzzion at June 03, 2010 06:18 PM (oVQFe)
Wait, she reminds me of my best friend's Mom.
No, wait, she reminds me of both my best friend's Mom and her daughter, that one time.
Ohh, yeah.
Posted by: The last non-ghey Citibank employee at June 03, 2010 06:38 PM (9b6FB)
naked really isn't sexy....it gets boring....
HAHAHAHa hahahahaha. heh. LOFL
Good one.
You had me going for a second there.
Posted by: Entropy at June 03, 2010 07:00 PM (eL+YD)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 03, 2010 07:03 PM (FS9ko)
Posted by: Cowboy at June 03, 2010 07:56 PM (XYcTY)
This isn't about women, most of whom are fine people. This is about Debrahlee Lorenzana, who is all about naked, unadulterated power. This is a fight we have to win!
Well, maybe adulterated power.
Posted by: km at June 03, 2010 08:15 PM (ehqqs)
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Posted by: Schreiber at June 03, 2010 10:02 PM (lSniR)
It's a medical fact that attractive women make men stupid (just look at the comments here, and we haven't even seen her in person), and it seems obvious to me that this woman's bosses simply happened to "get stupid" in a way that qualifies as sexual harassment - which is why we're hearing about them.
Apparently, she looked to the company to try to get the problem worked out - like they tell you to do. Then she find out the hard way (as I have done myself) that once you put in a complaint against your boss, the corporate caste system kicks in, and suddenly your work performance will be described in very vague, subjective, and unquantifiable terms as being "inadequate" by every manager in the place while you're trying to come up to speed in a new position (that you shouldn't have had to have been put in, in the first place). It's called "retaliation". I don't buy that she simply wasn't good enough. For one thing, being attactive should help with getting new customers (obviously).
Note, BTW, the resentment for this woman in here (from both sexes) that is directed at her soley because of her looks. It IS like the Palin story.
Posted by: Optimizer at June 03, 2010 10:29 PM (acVo8)
At one of my old jobs there was a girl from Russia named Gellie who could be this woman's sister. Everywhere she went, the eye of every single man followed. I've never been around a woman who exuded so much raw and primal sex appeal as Gellie did. This woman looks to be much the same.
Which is why I find it hard to believe that any normal man would fire this. She could be the most clueless numbskull on the face of the earth and the average male boss would still want her around simply for the eye candy.
I can say with some certainty that her bosses are queer as football bats. Either that or they're pedophiles and she's "too old" for them. Either way their man cards, should they still be in possession of them, are hereby permanently revoked.
Posted by: Lee at June 04, 2010 12:59 AM (zF8wD)
Hello!? Anybody home?? I'm not explaining anymore jokes to you tonight. I've had it.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 03, 2010 08:35 PM (wd0Iq)
I'm here. and how YOU doin? 
Sorry, just couldn't let that pass.
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Posted by: Craig at June 04, 2010 08:20 AM (0smvD)
Is it worth noting that she is using "The Progressive Populist" newspaper as a prop in one of her fake office photos? I smell an anti-capitalist rat.
A hot sexy, anti-capitalist rat.
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