1 It's not terrorisim when you help kill Americans, it's retaliation or something.

Terrorisim only happens when we fight back.

2 Has Guam capsized yet? It's the only thing that matters to me now.

3 Ya know what kind of 'evidence' talks? Missile strikes. On Yemen.

4 We should have emptied out a boomer on September 12, 2001.

5 Yemen is a disfunctional shithole.   Send in a team of Navy Seals and grab the bastard. 

6 Obama didn't explain it well enough. He needs to go to Yemen and have a few town halls. Maybe 20. Stand up in front of the Yemeni people and explain to them about terrorism man made disasters, etc. I'm sure they will listen then.

7

"We should have emptied out a boomer on September 12, 2001."

Think we'll have any left by the time Oblather gets unceremonially booted from office?

8
Does anyone remember a single line from Obama's vaunted Cairo speech?

Besides "we must face the challenges of our generation," are there any memorable lines from any of Obama's speeches?

All of Obama's speeches are glib hackneyed tripe you'd hear a thousand times a day from undergrads on campuses.

^{*Also, notice the implication that the previous generations screwed up everything when Obama says we must meet the challenges of our generation? By challenges he means fuck-ups. And he's here to save the day. A snot-nosed academic who never turned a nickel in the private sector.}

9

Gabe----"Stoping"?

Giggle

 

10 I remember the line in his speech to the U.N where he said that "land that has been occupied for millenia will be underwater"

11 We sent a Unicorn. They fucked it and served it for dinner.

12

Gabe----"Stoping"?

Giggle

Argh.

13

Why are we "meddling" in other countries affairs?   Is this the SMART DIPLOMACY we were promised by Thunder Thighs Rodham? Here is my plan.   We send Opie over to Yemen, he says those "Islamic prayers" that he finds so pretty.  Next thing you know, we have peace with Islam!!!!

AND YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR DOCTOR.

14 Slightly OT, From Insty: Stormy Daniels has joined the GOP. We are saved!

15 I remember hearing about the receding oceans and healing planet.

Other than that, nope.  No memorable lines.

On the other hand, every time I hear, think of or am otherwise reminded about Bush standing on the rubble saying "the people who knocked down these towers will hear from ALL OF US!" I get goose bumps.

16
Stormy Daniels in...

Anal Beach Bum 18

17 Gee, I don't understand. I thought Islamists respected a show of weakness. Guess not.

18
You gotta laugh when Obama chides Palin for not being an expert in nukes. Notice how Obama never revealed exactly who his nuclear-expert advisors are?

Is it because Obama's experts are Bill Ayers and Stephen Chu, or whatever the fuck his name is?

19 The Yemenis won't give they guy up until the see Easy Bake's long-form BC.

20 I shouldn't have left the gardening thread.  Jeebus. 

21 We removed all mention of Islam in our description of man made disasters? Why aren't they responding?

22 they = the and the = they

23 What? They want pizza rolls?

24

Don't ya just love all those nuances..?!?

I'm sure Yemen is just putting this out for public consumption. I know The King of all Unicorns has a back channel open so that we can walk in and capture this dirtbag. Right? [/sarc]

 

25 From what I understand Chu is not a bad guy. He has no influence or power as the DOE boss. Carol Browner--the energy czar and a bunch of 20 somethings are running the show on the 7th floor. Remember that when they frame Chu for some stuff coming down the pike.

26
hahaha Sarah Palin responded to that remark by Obama

I can't find the clip, though.

27 12. .... served it for dinner ... In the next town over, according to halal requirements.

28 Obama needs to run to Yemen and start bowing indiscriminately. That should do it.

29 Send in Sheriff Joe.  While they're laughing their asses off at the 'tard, the Seals can slip in and capture Al-Awlaki. 

Wait, couldn't Joey B just parachute into Yemen and capture the guy himself?

30

Wash Times:

Until last week, Carol M. Browner, President-elect Barack Obama's pick as global warming czar, was listed as one of 14 leaders of a socialist group's Commission for a Sustainable World Society, which calls for "global governance" and says rich countries must shrink their economies to address climate change.

By Thursday, Mrs. Browner's name and biography had been removed from Socialist International's Web page, though a photo of her speaking June 30 to the group's congress in Greece was still available.

31
Chu & Sunstein are both a couple of dangerous moonbats. I don't know where Sunstein is from, but Chu is a radical physicist from Berkley.

32

My brother is director of Security for an Embassy in the middle east.  He is State dept bureau of Diplomatic Security.
Last week 4 Scuzzzlims pulled up next to him as he walked his dog.

They told him they were going to "Kill you, you fucking American, then we are going to fuck your sister".    My brother approached the car and grabbed the driver by the neck.    The driver literally pissed himself, then passed out.

The next day the countries police informed my brother that these young Muzzzlims would not bother him again.

True story.   When my brother called me Wednesday to tell me the story, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

Muzzzzzlims understand force.  Yes the understand force.

33 Will America Fall Without a fight? Visit The Freemen Institute and start protecting your freedoms. http://www.freemeninstitute.com

34 Word at DOE is that Chu is an actual scientist not a political hack. It's browner who is running the show.

35

Many years ago, Sweden and the USSR got into a dustup about Soviet planes overflying Swedish territory, and the Swedes even took a few potshots at some of them.  I think it was National Lampoon that scooped everyone and reported that a diplometic compromise had been reached.

The Swedes agreed to refrain from shooting at Soviet planes that "accidently" violated their airspace.  And in a reciprocal gesture of good will, the Soviet Union agreed not to blow the top couple meters of Swedish territory into the fucking stratosphere!

That's just the kind of compromise Barky should be looking to make with Yemen.

36
Slightly OT, From Insty: Stormy Daniels has joined the GOP.

We are saved!

Posted by: eman at April 10, 2010 03:02 PM (QZA9F)

I wonder if she'd let me give her....*ahem*....a campaign contribution ?

37
Wait.

Stormy Daniels really does do prOn?

38 Morons are so predictable.  Go from discussing our demise to pron in 3...2...1....

39


All of the madmen of world are playing President Easy Bake like a smoked up Ian Anderson on a flute during a live performance of Aqualung.

40 39, Um, yeah.

41

Still waiting (but not holding my breath) for the retaliatroy strike in response to the USS Cole Attack.

Can we just make some glass before the nukes (ours alone) are outlawed - launch already ! These fucks must pay for their evil ways.

42 If Yemen has no interest...wait, what, Stormy Daniels? Where?

43 So I guess Barry is sitting watching the Masters, sipping a cold one, and wondering why the Muslim world isn't worshiping his ass.  And wondering if he's missed any of our friends he can shun/piss off, because maybe that would help.

44 Seems a shame to destroy those perfectly good nukes when they might be put to a productive use.

And Yemen could use a little nuclear winter.  Awfully hot there, I hear.

45 "Gabe----"Stoping"?

Giggle"

He meant "schtupping", right?

46 44 So I guess Barry is sitting watching the Masters, sipping a cold one, and wondering why the Muslim world isn't worshiping his ass.  And wondering if he's missed any of our friends he can shun/piss off, because maybe that would help.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2010 03:29 PM (UOM4

Yes...yes, I am.  Watching the Masters while eating green eggs and ummmm, ham.  By the way, Tiger is impressive, but he's not as ummmmmm, sculpted as I am.

47 Also from that Insty bit on Stormy ........ Why thermal imaging was invented .

48

Yes Chu is real scientist.  I believe he won a NOBEL PRIZE for his TREATISE on WHITE ROOF PAINTING.

What happened to our motherfucking country where the Secretary of Energy tells us we can save the planet by painting our roof white???

We are fucked.

49
Possible Stormy Daniels campaign slogan:

Vote For The Candidate That Will Most Likely Let You Do Her Up..........




Nevermind, its too early for that.

50 Blazer, you done with that mowing yet?  I've got some pine straw you could help me with.  I'll make Margaritas and watch.  Heh.

51
What happened to our motherfucking country where the Secretary of Energy tells us we can save the planet by painting our roof white???

Hey, Wee Wee won a Nobel for telling us to get a tune-up and put air in our tires.  Or somethin'.

52

Tippecanoe and Tits Too !

53 Stormy Daniels campaign slogan: The safe-word is "Repeal"

54

Blazer, you done with that mowing yet?  I've got some pine straw you could help me with.  I'll make Margaritas and watch.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2010 03:36 PM (UOM4

Nah, got half of it done and then the wife served up some lunch, so I came into eat and have a beer. Gotta go back out here shortly and finish up.

55 That Obama.  Heh, what an amateur.

He just doesn't know how to ask.  If I asked those Yemen clowns for something, anybody think they'd say no?  If you know what I mean and I think you do.

Polonium-210 is the international lubricant of cooperation.

56 Dammit, now D'oh is "reading up" on Stormy Daniels. 

57 Gee, you'd think the Yemenis weren't actually serious about fighting terrorism or something. 

58 D'oh has a libtard 20 something niece who's been boring everyone about where she should go this summer for her vacation.  I'm going to suggest a hiking trip in Yemen.  I understand they have nice beaches and swarthy men. 

59

I wonder if she'd let me give her....*ahem*....a campaign contribution ?

Are you talking cash err.....a uh....free sample of warm eye makeup remover?

60 I say we fall back, nuke 'em from space. Only way to be sure.

61 Is the President subject to the same drug testing rules as all other Federal employees?  I know the answer - but I hope the next conservative President establishes a tradition of publically releasing his or hers results monthly.

62

OBAMA SUCKS

STORMY DANIELS SWALLOWS.

63
brb...

64 Who is Stormy Daniels, do we have a new troll?

65
Who is Stormy Daniels, do we have a new troll?

Posted by: Jean at April 10, 2010 03:49 PM (CPefM)

More like trollop.

66

O/T- Obama is the worst president ever in the history of the United States.  We Hondurans have always respected and admired America, but with this buffoon in office, it's difficult to comprehend why the citizens voted this turd into office. 

Here in Honduras, and other countries in Central America, we know socialists and Marxist when we see them, and your Obama is both.  He has the ringing endorsement of Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez, both bad actors who destroyed their countries with iron fisted rule. 

America, you must get back on track and elect a president and Congress that have your best interest at heart.  It will be a tough slog, but we Latin's know you have the mental tenacity and muscle to make it happen.  We are counting on you, so please donÂ’t fail the rest of the free world.

PS - Fuck Obama.

 

 

67
From CBS's website:
Palin shot back in her comments Friday, mocking the president for "the vast nuclear experience that he acquired as a community organizer, [part time senator, and full time candidate]." She said that his alleged experience had not helped him make progress in the issue with Iran and North Korea.

CBS left out most of the snappy comeback so I added the rest in brackets.

68
Also at CBS, the dumb shits put a poll:
Who has a better handle on U.S. nuclear policy, Obama, Palin, or none of the above?Guess who's winning...by a large margin?

69

Gee, you'd think the Yemenis weren't actually serious about fighting terrorism or something. 

Well, it's not terrorism terrorism...

70
I need to get up off my ass and go stagger a few miles to justify my beer intake later.  Somebody please motivate me.

71 The problem with being right all the time is that we're generally screwed because of it.

72

All of the madmen of the world are playing Preznit Easy Bake like Glenn Frey sporting a fu-manchu strumming a 12 string and high as hell during a live performance of Hotel California.

73
They're playing Wee Wee like a 14 y/o boy playing the skinflute.

74

71
I need to get up off my ass and go stagger a few miles to justify my beer intake later.  Somebody please motivate me.

man, my black truck is green now. the air even has a green tint. i would just kick back and start on the beer.

75 Stormy Daniels??  Has she reached that point where she's old and dried up and can't even get work in bestiality flicks??

Whores should stick to what they do best...being whores.

And being whores, they should stick with the party of whores... The DemoProgressivLibspaz party.

Wow, I typed 'whore' a lot just now....

76 Racefan, who are you picking for the race tonight?

77

They're playing Wee Wee like a 14 y/o boy playing the skinflute.

 

Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent,  Obamalung.

78

Wow, I typed 'whore' a lot just now....

I thought for sure you where gonna throw "she should just go back to her home on Whore Island" in there.

79
man, my black truck is green now. the air even has a green tint.

Damn, you're right, I forgot all about the oak pollen.  I'm not allergic, but I will have some neon green snot if I go out there (yes i am available, ladeez). 

Damn, decisions decisions.

80 Jr. dont think it will happen but i have always been a Earnhardt fan. I was a #3 fan when everyone hated him.

81 Jr. needs to step it up a bit. I always liked #3. Guess I will pick #24 for tonight.

82 Tiger looking shaky as well as my pick poulter who just made an awesome putt!!

83 And some say illegal criminals are not criminals and don't want them hunted down in this country.

84 24 want win. he has the Goat curse the Cubbie fans gave him.

85

CBS left out most of the snappy comeback so I added the rest in brackets.

Some of the news slant out here is breathtaking.  Down in the DFW area, there's some drama queens making hay over a Gay Jesus play.  Two community colleges have said they'll show it before cancelling over threatening letters and emails.  Fox News Radio feed has been on the story for the past month, as well as several talk radio shows. 

Talk radio's overall take: there's been no proof that there have been any threatening letters and emails, apart from the say-so of the drama professors claiming to receive them.  Given the prevalent practice by these crapweasels to not only exploit crises, but also to manufacture them, it'd be nice to have some verification of numbers, sources, etc.

Did Fox News cover any of that?  Why, no.  They did take valuable time from their news feed spot to explain to all those troglodycious conservative haters out there that the play wasn't about a Gay Jesus, but about a 'Christ-like figure' (wink-wink) who marries two gay men. 

Imagine a 30 second news feed taking time out to explain that kind of nuance for any kind of conservative controversy.  Just be ready to pick up the pieces once your imagination shorts out from the strain of incredulity involved.

86 The Cub fans put the Goat Man thing on Jeffy....  he want never win big again.

87 Racefan, you are right about 24.

88

Posted by: Whoopsi at April 10, 2010 04:23 PM (30xKW)

D'oh!  Mine.

89

Wow, I typed 'whore' a lot just now....

I thought for sure you where gonna throw "she should just go back to her home on Whore Island" in there.

Posted by: Roadking at April 10, 2010 04:14 PM (Raz+x)

Damnitalltohell!!!! I knew I was forgetting something in there.

HEH!!

90 Obozo is gonna be pissed ...

91

"We should have emptied out a boomer on September 12, 2001."

Think we'll have any left by the time Oblather gets unceremonially booted from office?

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at April 10, 2010 02:56 PM (ucq49)

The seceding states will be able to buy them cheap from the deteriorating US, right before it goes under.

That's assuming that some states are bright enough to abandon this sinking ship before it's too late.

92
Corruptocrat-Owned Teacher's Union wishes death to New Jersey Governor.



http://tinyurl.com/y9q6nrr

93 Where is the CBS poll mentioned above?  We all should vote to make sure Palin wins.  I went to the website and coulld not find it.

94 Yankess,Sabathia pitching a no hitter thru 5

95

Yemen's foreign minister says the U.S. has not handed over evidence to support allegations Anwar al-Awlaki is recruiting for al-Qaida's offshoot in the impoverished country on the southern edge of the Arabian Peninsula.

The truth of the matter is that we will never be able to hand over satisfactory evidence to the Yemenis ...

Small matter. Given the facts that much of the building there is mud brick, and collapses or topples given sufficient encouragement, and that there is general unrest, shootings, etc., endimic to the area, I suspect that in the not too distant future, probably when there's another outbreak of unrest, shooting, grenade-throwing and explosions, one of the buildings extremely close to al-Awlaki will fall over on him.

I wonder if al-Awlaki realizes that surrender to US forces is preferable to having a building fall on him (i,e, buried alive, with multiple broken bones, and with only the Yemeins to look for him).

 

96 that fucking tiger just pulled out a cell phone and was talking on it walking down the fairway.  i can overlook the whores but that was just wrong.

97 Yeah, this "Smart Diplomacy" is really working out well, isn't it?

98
CBS has a little poll in the middle of this page.

99 97 really?? I didn't see that, didn't think that was within the rules. Fuck him, he's playing like shit anyway. Fancy pants Poulter is still my guy.

100

Steele is speaking on FNC... what a self-serving crap-weasel.

I need to break something...

 

101 Palin     : 54%
Obama : 34%

102 54 to 34......  not good for Jugears

103 Palin : 54% Obama : 34% Posted by: Dr Spank Pssst, CBS, don't run a poll without first knowing the results.

104 that fucking tiger just pulled out a cell phone and was talking on it walking down the fairway.  i can overlook the whores but that was just wrong.

Posted by: Racefan at April 10, 2010 04:49 PM (LBZQO)

I saw that, he was just setting up some whores for after the golf match, relax.

105

O/T: Anybody else having problems connecting to Newsbusters?

106 Also at CBS, the dumb shits put a poll:
Who has a better handle on U.S. nuclear policy, Obama, Palin, or none of the above?

Posted by: This is Fred Jones

How about a link there?

107
they'll probably do what NBC does when they run a poll...keep it going long enough until a leftwing hacker figures out a program to auto-vote continously for Obama.

108
see #99, Garbonzo the Genius

109

How about a link there?

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 10, 2010 05:02 PM (o8Qz0)

Link at post #99.

110 Are you allowed to use a cell-phone while playing in a tournament? Can you get tips from someone other than your caddy? I didn't think so, but I could be wrong.

111 Westwoods on fire

112
Westwood, Massachusetts? Oh Noes!

_iknowiknow

113 see #99, Garbonzo the Genius
Posted by: Fred Jones,

Thanks, Teets.

Link at post #99.
Posted by: Ed Anger

See #109.

114 O/T: Anybody else having problems connecting to Newsbusters?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 10, 2010 05:02 PM (7+pP9)

They've been down for the last few hours, at least.

115 Phil has a 6 footer for eagle.

116

Are you allowed to use a cell-phone while playing in a tournament? Can you get tips from someone other than your caddy? I didn't think so, but I could be wrong.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 10, 2010 05:05 PM (I1/U/)

The new tournament rules are the same as cash cab.

117 If Elin saw that look for fire bombs to come out of the sky soon.

118
Thanks, Teets.

heh, well, aren't you clever

119 Eagle for Phil.

120

They're playing Easy Bake like Johnny Cash all hopped up on pills and   boom-chica-booming a Gibson while performing I Walk The Line at Folsom State Prison.

121 go Phil.....

122 Sabathia pitching no hitter thru 7

123 Blazer, I have a Cherry Burst Les Paul. If my house caught on fire. I would have two things in my hand as I was running out. My Les Paul and my weed......

124
Blazer, I have a Cherry Burst Les Paul. If my house caught on fire. I would have two things in my hand as I was running out. My Les Paul and my weed......

Posted by: Racefan at April 10, 2010 05:15 PM (LBZQO)

That is a beautiful guitar, a work of art.

125

damn Phil.......  

126 Holy shit phil just eagled from 139yds!!

127 that was 2 eagles in a row...

128 Dammit the yanks gotta pick today to through up a no hitter WTF

129 Wow Freddy!

130 that was 2 eagles in a row...

Posted by: Racefan at April 10, 2010 05:26 PM (LBZQO)

And he just missed 3 by less than a foot.

131 I always cringe when I hear the Yemen government described as "sympathetic to" or "in league with" al Qaeda. A.Q. is a network of like minded people and organizations. The Yemen government is an active member of that network. They provide them with training camps, money and safe havens. They are not "sympathetic" to al Qaeda; they ARE al Qaeda. My only consolation at the media and politicos acting as if this nest deserves to be treated like an actual nation state is that it soon won't be one any more.

132 Why is Stoping funny? or do I not want to know e.g. ?felch?

stope play_w2("S0780400") (stp)n. An excavation in the form of steps made by the mining of ore from steeply inclined or vertical veins.

133 Somebody with better Google-Fu can find the pic with the scorch mark and a mopeds worth of parts that was all that's left of the jeep + 6 AQ last time we HellFired some Yemenis.

134 As long as people can pay to have minions show up and vote,  I want straw polls ended.   All they do is let nut-cases like Paul grab headlines.

135

His comment about Palin was just so stupid. The immediate response is "Like he has any." It also makes him sound like a 14  year old girl---NanaNanana--

What a tool. Can't  you see him sitting around in his echo chamber saying, "I'm goin' say somethin nasty about that grit Palin. She doesn't have any nuclear experience..." Yea Yea boss. You da MAN....

136 I was always a Dale Sr. fan, but let's face it, Jr.... just isn't that good.  He now has the best equipment, and he's still a back-bencher.   I don't know if it's a talent issue, or if he'd rather rake in the cash living off the old man's name as "most popular driver", or actually, you know... win races.

137

Jane at 30

"Wait, couldn't Joey B just parachute into Yemen and capture the guy himself?"

now that would be a big F'ing deal.

 

138

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