January 06, 2010

Yglesias: Dodd showed "a ton of integrity" in stepping down
— Purple Avenger

Of course, of course. That's the ticket - I.N.T.E.G.R.I.T.Y.

..Somewhat ironically, in stepping down Dodd is actually exhibiting a ton of integrity—doing the right thing for his country, his party, and the progressive political movement...
Similar "integrity" was displayed by the Japanese when they surrendered on the deck of the Missouri, and when Doenitz was handed the mantle of the 1,000 year Reich and gave it all up to go fishing or something.

History is replete with such displays of "integrity". Nixon resigning. LBJ not running again. The King agreeing to the Magna Carta. BetaMax accepting gracious defeat at the hands of VHS. Philby coming out of the closet and going with his "true feelings".

Apparently wretched gut wrenching soul devouring defeat always has the silver lining of integrity associated with it. If you want to keep your integrity and reputation intact - FAIL.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 07:32 AM | Comments (182)
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1

C'mon, a thinkprogress link?  Tsk tsk tsk.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 06, 2010 07:34 AM (fx8sm)

2 I showed great integrity when I decided just to piss all over Dodd's boat, as opposed to actually taking a dump on it.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 06, 2010 07:35 AM (IHbof)

3 Integrity would mean not taking the sweetheart deal on the mortgage.  But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 06, 2010 07:35 AM (8WZWv)

4 I think by integrity they really mean loyalty to the Dem party and giving them a better chance to win.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 06, 2010 07:35 AM (SqAkN)

5

I think County Integrity is where he built his 'cottage' in Ireland.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 06, 2010 07:36 AM (fx8sm)

6 Fail is too weak a word.
Lie cheat and steal, and then get caught.

Posted by: nine coconuts at January 06, 2010 07:37 AM (DHNp4)

7 I'm proud of him.

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 06, 2010 07:38 AM (HaGdt)

8 The senators get shirts!

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 06, 2010 07:39 AM (YCVBL)

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 06, 2010 07:39 AM (AnTyA)

10 You're a bastidge, number 8.

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 06, 2010 07:39 AM (YCVBL)

11 Love means never having to say you're sorry.

For liberals Integrity means never having to say you're guilty.

Posted by: Rocks at January 06, 2010 07:40 AM (Q1lie)

12 he got more cash donations from AIG than anyone else...ever

That's cuz they knew he was a man of integrity.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 06, 2010 07:41 AM (UOE4U)

13 Now the libs are spinning this as a big loss for Republicans, because now they can run a libtard without Dodd's baggage in CT and win.

Posted by: Iblis at January 06, 2010 07:41 AM (9221z)

14

You're just unequipped to grasp the moral nuances of concepts like integrity like those of us in the educated class. 

But look at me!  How silly of me to believe that you would understand.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 06, 2010 07:41 AM (r1h5M)

15 It's like the integrity murderers show when they do a deal to avoid the death penalty.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 06, 2010 07:42 AM (xxgag)

16 There's only room for one Paul Anka on this stage, John. You got that?

Posted by: Paul Anka at January 06, 2010 07:43 AM (HaGdt)

17 Similar integrity is shown on COPS when, after a long, high-speed chase, the criminal crashes into something and decides that he ought to surrender.

Posted by: pst314 at January 06, 2010 07:43 AM (OA547)

18 Ted Bundy getting electrocuted? Pure Intergirty !

Posted by: Jonah's Whale at January 06, 2010 07:44 AM (ZiQz8)

19 Only spelled correctly....

Posted by: Jonah's Whale at January 06, 2010 07:44 AM (ZiQz8)

20 Wouldst that more of his ilk show that type of integrity much more frequently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2010 07:44 AM (i3AsK)

21 Yes, I have shown a ton of integrity.  I think that deserves a waitress sandwich, don't you?

Posted by: Chris Dodd (D-CT) at January 06, 2010 07:46 AM (TpXEI)

22 Integrity would mean not taking the sweetheart deal on the mortgage.  But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 06, 2010 11:35 AM (8WZWv)

Me, too.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at January 06, 2010 07:46 AM (QMGr1)

23 Wouldst that more of his ilk show that type of integrity much more frequently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 06, 2010 11:44 AM (i3AsK)


It's integrity time, Charlie Rangel!

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 06, 2010 07:47 AM (xxgag)

24

Now the libs are spinning this as a big loss for Republicans, because now they can run a libtard without Dodd's baggage in CT and win.

Can't really argue with them.

 

Posted by: wiserbud at January 06, 2010 07:47 AM (IHbof)

25 Is "integrity" anything like "Global Warming"?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 06, 2010 07:48 AM (F1P/e)

26 I think that deserves a waitress sandwich, don't you?

Your servers today will be Helen Thomas and Bella Abzug.  Want mayo on that?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 06, 2010 07:48 AM (UOE4U)

27 If he had any real integrity, he, and the rest of the lying , thieving scum would step down now.

Posted by: wiserbud at January 06, 2010 07:48 AM (IHbof)

28 You wanna know about integrity? Talk to us.

Posted by: The French at January 06, 2010 07:49 AM (S2NsL)

29 Anyone who uses the word "integrity" when describing a polititian is an idiot. Especially when talking about Piss Clodd who is one of the biggest crooks in the Senate.

Posted by: Vic at January 06, 2010 07:50 AM (QrA9E)

30 Dodd for the 2010 Peace Prize maybe?

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 06, 2010 07:50 AM (ZiQz8)

31 Integrity? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 06, 2010 07:50 AM (554T5)

32 Now the libs are spinning this as a big loss for Republicans, because now they can run a libtard without Dodd's baggage in CT and win.

There's an implicit confession in that spin.  They are admitting he has baggage.  Said baggage are his ethical and legal transgressions.  They admit they are better off without him, yet they would have supported him anyway had he decided to run.

That says it all.


Posted by: grognard at January 06, 2010 07:51 AM (v0kvW)

33 The Nobel Committee will meet in an emergency session to consider establishing a new Nobel Prize . . . for Integrity! 

Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2010 07:52 AM (9Wv2j)

34 I'd feel a bit more optimistic about Dodd's "integrity" here if we had a competent leader/fighter at the helm of the GOP.  Unfortunately we have Michael Steele.

Posted by: Intrepid at January 06, 2010 07:52 AM (92zkk)

35 At some point, Yglesias is going to wear a hole in his tongue.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 06, 2010 07:52 AM (ZJ/un)

36 Yglesias has gotten much more hacky recently. Didn't he used to be semi-reasonable?

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at January 06, 2010 07:53 AM (yUybe)

37

..Somewhat ironically, (somewhat?) in stepping down Dodd is actually exhibiting a ton of integrity (integrity isn't the right word)—doing the right thing for his country (falling on his sword would be the right thing to do), his party, and the progressive (socialist) political movement...

 

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 06, 2010 07:53 AM (JKGfQ)

38

Isn't Yglesias that four eyed, emo looking, libtard that was quoted the other day?

What the fuck does that pathetic metrosexual know about integrity?  Asshat.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at January 06, 2010 07:54 AM (E0EDC)

39 I would like to award integrity a B+, but like my friend Charles Gibson, I haven't a f'n clue what it is.

Posted by: President Toonces at January 06, 2010 07:54 AM (554T5)

40 Stage 1: Denial.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2010 07:54 AM (T0NGe)

41

He needed to free himself up for the new Director of Fannie Mae position that will undoubtedly be opening up.

He can REALLY show what integrity is all about at that job....

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 06, 2010 07:55 AM (Zi+FQ)

42 We had integrity. Dodd is just taking the cowards way out.

Posted by: Zombie Colonel Travis at January 06, 2010 07:56 AM (e2rl5)

43

OT - Rahm, "Now we've successfully reached the level of irrelevance, we aren't going to help anymore."

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 06, 2010 07:56 AM (r1h5M)

44

Now the libs are spinning this as a big loss for Republicans, because now they can run a libtard without Dodd's baggage in CT and win.

Can't really argue with them.

Yeah--it just means the Repubs will need to put a 'repeal the health care bill and start over' plank in the platform.

Posted by: CUS at January 06, 2010 07:57 AM (wOGfT)

45 I keep my integrity in the freezer.

Posted by: Cold Cash Jefferson at January 06, 2010 07:57 AM (GQwdV)

46 Monica Lewinsky showed great courage and a load of integrity too.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at January 06, 2010 07:59 AM (GwPRU)

47 I could write books about integrity.  Ask anyone.

Posted by: Rod Blagojevich at January 06, 2010 07:59 AM (9Wv2j)

48 Senate integrity is one of things that's measured by the ton, you see.

Posted by: arhooley at January 06, 2010 08:01 AM (GKXA7)

49 The cowards are jumping the ship they have scuttled so they can point fingers at the survivors.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 06, 2010 08:01 AM (JKGfQ)

50 You know who also had integrity?  Hitler!  So maybe y'all should just reevaluate your attitudes towards integrity.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 06, 2010 08:01 AM (pZEar)

51 Why didn't the lefties show some integrity by asking the cockmunch to step down two years ago?

I know, rhetorical question.


Posted by: grognard at January 06, 2010 08:02 AM (v0kvW)

52  Matthew "El Guapo" Yglesias..un poquito mas macho que Markos Moulitsas

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 06, 2010 08:02 AM (AnTyA)

53 Hey - Chris Dodd ain't got nothin' over on me in terms of integrity!

Posted by: Ben Nelson (D-Bribeland) at January 06, 2010 08:03 AM (92zkk)

54 The New York Football Giants showed a lot of integrity last weekend.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at January 06, 2010 08:03 AM (S2NsL)

55

OT - Rahm, "Now we've successfully reached the level of irrelevance, we aren't going to help anymore."

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 06, 2010 11:56 AM (r1h5M)


Speakin'of Rahm:


CHICAGO (WBBM) --
There's word this morning that President Barack Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, already is looking at life beyond the White House and that he might be eyeing the 5th floor at Chicago's City Hall.

It was no secret that then-Chicago Congressman Rahm Emanuel was less than thrilled when the newly-elected president asked him to give up his seat in the House to become the White House chief of staff a year ago.

Washington Post columnist Sally Quinn tells Newsradio 780 she's heard from people close to Emanuel that he's told them he's almost ready to leave.

"He's said, 'The job of chief of staff is an 18-month job, it's a burn-out job.' He's made it quite clear that he's not happy and that he's totally stressed all the time and that he's thinking of running for mayor of Chicago," Quinn said.

Mayor Daley:  "Yeah, right...from my cold dead hands.  Bring it, Rahm."

I might have made that last bit up.

Posted by: Tami at January 06, 2010 08:04 AM (VuLos)

56 OT: just called my rep's office in Washington.  The phone lines are not busy at the moment.  Go bang your Congressman, morons.  202-224-3121.

Posted by: Truman North at January 06, 2010 08:04 AM (e8YaH)

57

Integrity means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Never Mind at January 06, 2010 08:04 AM (EuTWi)

58

Isn't Yglesias that four eyed, emo looking, libtard that was quoted the other day?

They all look like that.  All of them.  Yglesias, Ezra Klein, E.J Dionne, David Brooks, Dayn Perry -- all wispy, mincing little androgynous bitches who think that contact lenses and the absence of a speech impediment are signs of intellectual inferiority.

The damage done by the 19th Amendment would have been mitigated somewhat if liberal "men" weren't all estrogen-soaked weak little fairies.

Posted by: VJay at January 06, 2010 08:05 AM (gQ+XA)

59 Betamax?  I have one of those and it's for sale ...just like Dodd's integrity is to the banking lobby.

Posted by: AE at January 06, 2010 08:06 AM (kSfPT)

60 I got your integrity right here.

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 06, 2010 08:06 AM (H6Jyg)

61 Mary Jo Kopechne showed a ton of integrity by drowning herself, rather than escape Ted Kennedy's submerged car and doing the right thing for her country, her party, and the progressive political movement...

Posted by: EC at January 06, 2010 08:06 AM (mAhn3)

62 "Washington Post columnist Sally Quinn tells Newsradio 780 she's heard from people close to Emanuel that he's told them he's almost ready to leave.

"He's said, 'The job of chief of staff is an 18-month job, it's a burn-out job.' He's made it quite clear that he's not happy and that he's totally stressed all the time and that he's thinking of running for mayor of Chicago," Quinn said."

Yeah, I've already gotten word that if I can get outta this current bad rap, I'm a shoe-in for next CoS. 

Posted by: John Gotti Jr at January 06, 2010 08:07 AM (92zkk)

63 Hey, it takes a lot of guts to step down prior to going to jail.  Uh... could we pull his passport, please?

Posted by: Old Sailor at January 06, 2010 08:07 AM (/Ft4q)

64 I truly wonder how satirists survive these days.  Honestly, this story could have come right off the front page of "The Onion."

Posted by: Nighthawk at January 06, 2010 08:08 AM (OtQXp)

65

In the Age of Zero, corruption = integrity. Cowardice = bravery. And backroom buy offs = open process.

How much of this bullshit can the electorate, gullible as they are, take?

Posted by: maddogg at January 06, 2010 08:08 AM (OlN4e)

66

5 I think by integrity they really mean loyalty to the Dem party...

I think you are absolutely spot on.  To paraphrase Willie Shakespeare "The quality of integrity is not strained, but falleth as a gentle rain from Heaven..."

Translated to moron-speak, that means integrity lies in the soul, and is not conditional, but absolute.  It is either there in all times and places, or it is not integrity.  Dodd has no integrity.  He has loyalty to the Party, as one of its Capos, and has decided he will take one for the team.

Posted by: sherlock at January 06, 2010 08:08 AM (jdXw+)

67

The Redskins showed alot of integrity lining up for the same trick play when their opponents called a time out, thus giving them the opportunity to get ready for it. It was all in the spirit of fair play.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 06, 2010 08:08 AM (SqAkN)

68 CHICAGO (WBBM) -- There's word this morning that President Barack Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, already is looking at life beyond the White House and that he might be eyeing the 5th floor at Chicago's City Hall.

Translation; Rhmbo's in-your-face. take-no-prisoners style is part of the reason for Barky's poll numbers (that and the fact that Barky is an incompetent and venal fucking idiot)...and he's about to be tossed under the bus

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 06, 2010 08:08 AM (AnTyA)

69 If Chris, Show Me The Money, Dodd  retiring doesn't rate a Flaming Skull, I don't know what does.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 06, 2010 08:10 AM (rurh0)

70 Integrity.  I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: rockmom at January 06, 2010 08:10 AM (w/gVZ)

71

“When I look at the pattern of failures, I am reminded of something I learned from software engineering: planning fails when the complexity of the problem exceeds the capacity of the planners to reason about it.”

No legislature bill should be more than 10 pages long and written in plain understandable English.

Posted by: harleycowboy at January 06, 2010 08:11 AM (JKGfQ)

72 Dodd's kid looks so bored. Can't say I blame her.

Posted by: DrewM. at January 06, 2010 08:11 AM (UAnTc)

73

Integrity for these SOB's would be voting against the health care bill and saving our country.  How about doing something right for the country, as you go out the door you bastard

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 06, 2010 08:12 AM (rurh0)

74 Dodd is giving a presser right now.  And adorning himself with some sort of weird victimhood while simultaneously conjuring up an apparition of old Teddy on a hillside in Arlington, where he came to this momentous decision.

Victimhood, courageous hero, and patriot coupled with unprecedented integrity.   

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 06, 2010 08:14 AM (H6Jyg)

75 Rahm Emanuel, already is looking at life beyond the White House and that he might be eyeing the 5th floor at Chicago's City Hall. circle of Hell

FIFY.  Though I think Rahm is more properly placed in the 8th.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 06, 2010 08:15 AM (T0NGe)

76 His father Julio is way more talented.

Posted by: brak at January 06, 2010 08:16 AM (W5NBA)

77

Wow...and people say Barky ain't tough on terrorism. He revoked the BVD Bomber's visa 12 days after he tried to blow up the plane

Matthew Yglesias said it showed "a ton of courage" on Barky's part

Posted by: rum, sodomy and the lash at January 06, 2010 08:16 AM (AnTyA)

78 Nothing says "I'm holding true to my principles" quite like "I quit".

Posted by: Zimriel at January 06, 2010 08:17 AM (9Sbz+)

79 Hey Dodd, come on down! The party is really on fire down here!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 06, 2010 08:18 AM (7BU4a)

80 Integrity like when Joey Buttafuoco slept with Amy Fisher, or Integrity when Amy shot his wife in the face?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for this Administration at January 06, 2010 08:18 AM (erIg9)

81

He revoked the BVD Bomber's visa 12 days after he tried to blow up the plane

So what, now the guy is here illegally and eligable for amnesty?

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 06, 2010 08:19 AM (Be4xl)

82

FTA: "This reminds me that if thereÂ’s something you want to criticize the Obama administration for, I would say itÂ’s been his failure, qua party leader, to do a better job of prepping for the 2010 midterms."

You lightweights at The Onion better fucking pull up your socks!!  You are like totally getting pwned by the Dems!

Posted by: sherlock at January 06, 2010 08:20 AM (jdXw+)

83

Yes, nothing says integrity like voting to destroy the country, then immediately quitting.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 06, 2010 08:20 AM (Zj8fM)

84 Integrity must be the name of his house in Ireland.

Posted by: pat at January 06, 2010 08:20 AM (TCZ5c)

85 C'mon, guys 'n gals, don't you remember Yggy saying the same thing about Sarah Palin when she resigned?  Guys? Hello? I mean, he did, didn't he?? Let me just Gorgle it...........Hmm, Gorgle seems to be broken today. I'm sure it's out there somewhere.

/sarc

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 06, 2010 08:20 AM (aC0uO)

86 Me, I showed a ton of integrity by surrendering to Grant at the Appomattox court house. So suck it, bitches.

Also, Lady Gaga is the shit.

Posted by: Robert E. "Ton O' Integrity" Lee at January 06, 2010 08:20 AM (89RxY)

87 @60 He has loyalty to the Party, as one of its Capos, and has decided he will take one for the team.
Loyalty and taking it for the team don't enter into it.  If he thought he could win he would stay, no matter what it did to the team or the country.  This is about him trying to ingratiate himself with his future employers in the Party apparatus or lobbyists.

This is as much about his integrity as Nicolai Ceaucescu's little trip to the brick wall. 

Posted by: pep at January 06, 2010 08:21 AM (aDFMZ)

88 "Integrity" will be my slogan come election time 2012.  And I will want more time to spend with my family, too.

Posted by: Barrack Obama at January 06, 2010 08:22 AM (SWvPS)

89 These leftards simply can't stand the truth.

They need the propaganda to make it through their days.

Posted by: looking closely at January 06, 2010 08:22 AM (PwGfd)

90 He is showing as much integrity as an old Roman noble killing themselves when they were caught being crooked so as to spare their crooked family the repercussions. His press conference right now is the party the old Romans threw before they did it.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 06, 2010 08:24 AM (SqAkN)

91 If the snake had ANY integrity he'd quit right now!

Not to worry, though....like his crooked buddy - Tom Daschle - Dodd will be right back in DC as soon as the fraud appoints him as the Csar of something....Probably Fannie or Freddy.

Posted by: Dell at January 06, 2010 08:25 AM (5ppXf)

92

Know who else showed integrity?? James Traficant...at least he went to jail for racketeering and graft instead of heading for the border..

...and I love that full, natural head of hair

Posted by: Matthew "El Guapo" Yglesias at January 06, 2010 08:26 AM (AnTyA)

93

He is showing as much integrity as an old Roman noble killing themselves

I wish the metaphor were more apt.

Posted by: VJay at January 06, 2010 08:28 AM (gQ+XA)

94 >>Not to worry, though....like his crooked buddy - Tom Daschle - Dodd will be right back in DC as soon as the fraud appoints him as the Csar of something....Probably Fannie or Freddy.<<

Integrity Czar.

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 06, 2010 08:28 AM (H6Jyg)

95 His Roman style suicide party is not only his press conference but now every vote he makes before he leaves in clear defiance of his own constituents. So he will get to pee on us one more time before he "retires".

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 06, 2010 08:29 AM (SqAkN)

96 ...and I love that full, natural head of hair

OMG, I just had to Wiki him to get another glimpse of that stunning 'do.

Posted by: Peaches at January 06, 2010 08:29 AM (9Wv2j)

97

OT

This is terrible! Just terrible! The inhumanity of it all!

Heh.

Posted by: maddogg at January 06, 2010 08:30 AM (OlN4e)

98 Dodd and his ilk always make me think of where it is written,

"... not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called." (1 Corinth. 1:26)

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 06, 2010 08:30 AM (iaWNX)

99 "A ton of integrity"? I'm thinking shitload is a more accurate quantity.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 06, 2010 08:31 AM (Vl5GH)

100 I am still upset about BETA, I loved my BETA machine and it had better quality. I am holding onto it in case they realize the mistake and go back to that format.

Posted by: UncleZeb at January 06, 2010 08:31 AM (Fgu3H)

101 I'm sure it was pure coincidence that he got more cash donations from AIG than anyone else...ever

What happens to the campaign war chest upon retirement?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 06, 2010 08:32 AM (mR7mk)

102 Integrity?!  I am integrity in the f'n flesh!!  My stoicism in face of my guilt was HEROIC!

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at January 06, 2010 08:32 AM (22if9)

103 Integrity... yes indeed... if integrity is now a synonym for 'I want to use my campaign fund as a slush fund, instead of spending it on campaign expenses'

Posted by: phreshone at January 06, 2010 08:35 AM (1AnxB)

104 What happens to the campaign war chest upon retirement?

CHA-CHING!!!

Posted by: Paladin at January 06, 2010 08:35 AM (a+kMW)

105 All his staff will get huge pay increases this this year...well only those that are related to him.

Posted by: Paladin at January 06, 2010 08:37 AM (a+kMW)

106 Dodd knows his political goose is cooked.  The arrogant, corrupt, mealy-mouthed mutherfucker has used up all his brownie points, and even Connecticut liberals are tired of his ass.

Posted by: SFC MAC at January 06, 2010 08:41 AM (fD1Vj)

107 Yeah, that's what I thought.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 06, 2010 08:41 AM (mR7mk)

108

*raised eyebrow*

Funny.  That is not how they played it when I resigned.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at January 06, 2010 08:44 AM (wgLRl)

109

Oh Doddy boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summerÂ’s gone, and all the flowers are dying
‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide.
But never come ye back when summerÂ’s in the meadow
Or when the valleyÂ’s hushed and white with AGW snow
‘Tis I’ll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Doddy boy, oh Doddy boy, I despise you so.

And if you come, the flowers will all be dying
And I hope I am dead, as dead I well may be
YouÂ’ll come and find the place where I am lying
And I hope you trip and break your damn knee.

And I shall hear, your moans of pain above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If youÂ’ll not fail to get out of the Senate
IÂ’ll simply sleep in peace knowing you are not destroying my country.

IÂ’ll simply sleep knowing you are not destroying my country

Posted by: Joe at January 06, 2010 08:46 AM (P/q7X)

110 Doenitz served 10 years in prison for his integrity.  Chances of Dodd serving time for his?  Nada.

Posted by: Reiver at January 06, 2010 08:46 AM (Yi1Sk)

111 I expect that a whole bunch more incumbents are going to come down with a bad case of integrity around the next election.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 06, 2010 08:47 AM (ZiQz8)

112

Posted by: maddogg at January 06, 2010 12:30 PM (OlN4e)

 

Thanks for the link, maddogg!  Ha!  I didn't know that Bob Barker was such a moonbat either.  The sad thing, I'm sure Sea Shepherd will be suing that Japanese company for mucho dinero.  I hope the video acquits the whaler.

Posted by: runningrn at January 06, 2010 08:53 AM (CfmlF)

113

There seems to be a lot of "integrity" going around the Democratic party these days.  The Lt. Gov. of MI is not going to run for election because of integrity (well, mostly inability to raise money, but I like the integrity meme better).  Oh wait, Dodd was having a problem raising money too.  Hmm...  Who knew Integrity=Inability to fundraise.

Posted by: runningrn at January 06, 2010 08:56 AM (CfmlF)

114 You know why you don't see Tom Daschle in the senate anymore?  He got integritied.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 06, 2010 09:00 AM (xxgag)

115

The Lt. Gov. of MI is not going to run for election because of integrity (well, mostly inability to raise money, but I like the integrity meme better).

Other than the racoon-hunting guy in Detroit, is anyone in Michigan able to raise money these days?

Posted by: David Axelrod's Combover at January 06, 2010 09:08 AM (/Pw+r)

116 Similar "integrity" was displayed by the Japanese when they surrendered on the deck of the Missouri, and when Doenitz was handed the mantle of the 1,000 year Reich and gave it all up to go fishing or something.......................

HAHAHAHA! Love it!

Posted by: pajama momma at January 06, 2010 09:08 AM (275r1)

117 Yeah it's stupid spin, but why fight it?

In fact, I can think of a very long list of Democrat pols who could use an integrity transplant.  We should encourage this behavior, methinks.  No?

Posted by: DocJ at January 06, 2010 09:11 AM (dt6br)

118 I believe that I hold the record for incurring 'integrity'. Especially after the 10th torpedo hit.

Posted by: IJN Yamato at January 06, 2010 09:13 AM (R2fpr)

119 I think that deserves a waitress sandwich, don't you?

Your servers today will be Helen Thomas and Bella Abzug.  Want mayo on that?

Posted by: Purple Avenger

 

This is so, so wrong. Who else suffered an 'integrity' sized loss of appetite after this?

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 06, 2010 09:14 AM (R2fpr)

120

My husband showed tons of integrity by stepping down when the people wanted change.

Sincerely,

Ava Braun

Posted by: Billy Barty at January 06, 2010 09:15 AM (IMSJ7)

121 Integrity? The rat double crossed me. I payed for another full term outta him.

Posted by: Angelo Mozillo at January 06, 2010 09:16 AM (4Kl5M)

122 Purp, Matt is happy because Dodd's likely replacement is a solid Dem and popular.  "Integrity" just allows the old man to save face and forestall any scrutiny of his overall epic shittiness.

Posted by: Feh at January 06, 2010 09:17 AM (eoXUH)

123 Dodd and integrity...if he had some, he wouldn't be stepping down. Cheater, liar, LOSER.

Posted by: DefendUSA at January 06, 2010 09:21 AM (N69Wd)

124 We pay top dollar for cornering the NYC market on integrity.

Posted by: NY Mets at January 06, 2010 09:22 AM (R2fpr)

125 Integrity? We invented it.

Posted by: Detroit Lions at January 06, 2010 09:22 AM (89RxY)

126 Sitting in my jail cell, integrity oozes from every pore in my body.

Posted by: William "Cold Cash" Jefferson at January 06, 2010 09:24 AM (89RxY)

127 My integrity is a solid B+.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 06, 2010 09:25 AM (89RxY)

128 Integrity? I prefer COCK!

Posted by: Tom at January 06, 2010 09:26 AM (89RxY)

129 COCK!

Posted by: Tom at January 06, 2010 09:26 AM (89RxY)

130 A word of advice to parents: teach your daughters to look for a man with integrity.

BTW, my allowing the Swiss police to arrest me?  Like 80 tons of pure uncut integrity, baby.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 06, 2010 09:30 AM (2jQGY)

131 Just one tiny thing - Kim Philby wasn't gay. A traitor, but not gay. Burgess, MacLean and the rest, yes, they were gay. But not Philby. A womanizer, instead.

His last wife actually joined him in Moscow for a while, after he defected from someplace in the middle east where he was working for The Economist.

Posted by: Dianna at January 06, 2010 09:35 AM (qrFCz)

132 So what, now the guy is here illegally and eligable for amnesty?

And a transfer to Guantanamo!

Also, Lady Gaga is the shit.

You cannot spell Gaga without GAG.  Google it.

well, mostly inability to raise money, but I like the integrity meme better

You know which other Dem senator cannot raise money?  Roland Burris.  No money AND no integrity.

Posted by: CUS at January 06, 2010 09:38 AM (wOGfT)

Posted by: Brendan at January 06, 2010 09:41 AM (2jQGY)

134

It wasn't opportunism that made me bail on the right, it was INTEGRITY

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Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at January 06, 2010 09:51 AM (7FgWm)

135 Yglesias: Dodd showed "a ton of integrity" in stepping down:
Be nice if these demturds all would show this type of "integrity".

Posted by: kansas at January 06, 2010 09:57 AM (mka2b)

136 Eh, what's the point? Teddy is gone. I got no one to share a waitress sammich with. I'm outta here.

Posted by: C. Dodd at January 06, 2010 10:04 AM (SPSOE)

137  Dodd walking the plank. For integrity's sake, make it a swan dive into the Irish Sea.

Posted by: chicocano at January 06, 2010 10:06 AM (2n5cq)

138 Like when I'm too scared to talk to women? That's my integrity.

Posted by: M-Yig at January 06, 2010 10:07 AM (Gs0qi)

139 [Off-topic]

Charles Johnson is one seriously weird looking human being:

http://tinyurl.com/ycrfbpv

Also, not very eloquent.

Posted by: RJ at January 06, 2010 10:08 AM (ADbI4)

140

Didn't Kerry get the same thing thrice, "Integrity, integrity, integriy", from his dying mother?

Of course, when read about it (straight from Kerry's mouth), I thought it odd.

Posted by: always right at January 06, 2010 10:09 AM (Wqfrr)

141 142:

Heh.

Posted by: RJ at January 06, 2010 10:09 AM (ADbI4)

142 You've been tea-bagged! Do my balls taste good Dodd?

Posted by: PR at January 06, 2010 10:16 AM (k7SeR)

143
"He's said, 'The job of chief of staff is an 18-month job, it's a burn-out job.' He's made it quite clear that he's not happy and that he's totally stressed all the time and that he's thinking of running for mayor of Chicago," Quinn said.

When you consider that leading candidates to replace Daley are Luis Gutierrez and Jesse Jackson, Jr., Rahm looks pretty good.

Which says a hell of a lot about Chicago's political culture.

Posted by: Brown Line at January 06, 2010 10:16 AM (VrNoa)

144 Think how different our world would be if only Bill Clinton had had as much integrity.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 06, 2010 10:19 AM (ocm1L)

145 I like the murder/suicide model of integrity. The perp is the definition of integrity taking himself out after killing everyone else! I just LOVE the lib-think.....don't you?

Posted by: rightzilla at January 06, 2010 10:23 AM (rVJH4)

146

#66.

How much of this bullshit can the electorate, gullible as they are, take?

Posted by: maddogg at January 06, 2010 12:08 PM (OlN4e)

As soon as libs put in another good-looking  fresh face with hair.

Yeah, they do think we are dumb.

Posted by: always right at January 06, 2010 10:26 AM (Wqfrr)

147 47 Monica Lewinsky showed great courage and in receiving my load of integrity too. Posted by: Bubba Clinton

FIFY Bubba

Posted by: wHite punk at January 06, 2010 10:30 AM (XCL4s)

148 Well yeah, from Yglesias' point of view, Dodd showed "integrity" because now the seat is back in play again for the Dems.  That's what "integrity" means - preserving power for your party no matter what!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 06, 2010 10:34 AM (Gk/wA)

149 Integrity would mean not taking the sweetheart deal on the mortgage.  But maybe that's just me.

Hey, I'll take a sweetheart deal on a mortgage. But then I'm not in the political branch of the Sith.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 06, 2010 10:37 AM (1hM1d)

150 Eh, certainly not integrity, but it his good for his party and his movement in that they can attempt to field a candidate that has more than a snowball's chance in Hell.

It's also good for his self-preservation in that he will avoid a humiliating loss.  In any case, he'll end up with a sweet position in the coming govt health care regime.

Posted by: whatever at January 06, 2010 10:47 AM (XIXhw)

151 Integrity, Model of

Posted by: UN Oil for Food Program at January 06, 2010 10:48 AM (SkRi5)

152 I may have to get off the wagon now that my bar-hopping buddy is heading home.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at January 06, 2010 11:03 AM (aC6Za)

153 Just one tiny thing - Kim Philby wasn't gay. A traitor, but not gay.

I didn't mean to imply he was.  By coming out of the closet, I meant snarkily imply he bolted to the Soviets as the hounds were closing in and arrest inevitable.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 06, 2010 11:16 AM (kBM/e)

154 HIDE THE DECLINE!!!

Posted by: timothyJ at January 06, 2010 11:25 AM (IKKIf)

155 #159 - Ah!

Sorry - I saw "coming out of the closet" and thought, since the rest of the ring was gay, you were thinking Philby was, too. My apologies.

You're quite right - Philby evidently was tipped off by some old colleagues that he was for the high jump, and ran. Good story; I've always been mildly interested in him.

Posted by: Dianna at January 06, 2010 11:26 AM (qrFCz)

156

How much of this bullshit can the electorate, gullible as they are, take?

Posted by: maddogg at January 06, 2010 12:08 PM (OlN4e)

As soon as libs put in another good-looking  fresh face with hair.

 

See!  That like me!  They really, really like me!  Gee, it's great to be back!

Posted by: John Edwards at January 06, 2010 11:54 AM (CfmlF)

157

Only a leftist POS would apply the term "integrity" to anything Dodd does.  (Of course, only a leftist would equate admitting defeat with integrity.)  He must be the most corrupt bastard in Washington, or at least first runner-up to Barry.  I seem to recall that Malkin's Culture of Corruption book had a nice long section devoted to that shameless lawbreaker.

I know the Left will just put up another piece of slime in his place, but I'm glad we're to be rid of Dodd just the same.

Posted by: Reactionary at January 06, 2010 12:07 PM (xUM1Q)

158 131 Integrity? We invented it.
Posted by: Detroit Lions


Now that's just plain mean.

Posted by: s'moron at January 06, 2010 12:55 PM (p1s9n)

159

Even though they were of the priviledged class,  Philby and the other traitors lives were pretty miserable after they jumped because life was miserable in the USSR. And they were all raging alcoholics. 

MacLean and his wife lived in a one bedroom apt. Their daughter slept in the bedroom, the 2 boys in the dining room, and they slept in the living room. 

 

 

 

Posted by: moi at January 06, 2010 01:04 PM (7FgWm)

160

Similar "integrity" was displayed by the Japanese when they surrendered on the deck of the Missouri

Remember when the Hirohito came down on the deck of the Missouri and signed the surrender document? Anyone? Besides Barry

Posted by: TheQuietman at January 06, 2010 01:16 PM (1Jaio)

161 Congratulations to the Denver Broncos, with so much integrity in the second half of the season it wouldn't pass through the Suez Canal.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 06, 2010 01:32 PM (Vl5GH)

162 All these Dems not seeking re-election might not be such a great thing, folks.  Hop over to JBYP and consider.

http://tinyurl.com/ycurcnh

Posted by: TFMo at January 06, 2010 01:38 PM (qeCj0)

163

The integrity of a member of the US congress is a pretty F'ing valuable thing. I'm suprised he was willing to show it for free.

Posted by: mark c at January 06, 2010 01:41 PM (SBIko)

164

All these Dems not seeking re-election might not be such a great thing, folks.

Welcome to another episode of "Things Michael Steele Might/Will Say/Is Saying".

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 06, 2010 01:42 PM (B+qrE)

165  Philby and the other traitors lives were pretty miserable after they jumped because life was miserable in the USSR.

Being traitors didn't help either.  The Soviets were smart enough to not trust traitors too much.  Anyone who flips once could flip again.  I think Philby was given the nominal rank of KGB colonel as a reward, but I rather doubt he was given much in the way of authority, responsibility, or access to critical state secrets, and anything he stated was probably double and triple checked against other sources before trusting it.

Quite a few of those clowns who thought they'd be treated like kings got the shaft when they finally had to bolt.  I wonder if anyone tracked down any of the ones who were still alive after the Soviet Union fell and interviewed them about their treatment after defecting?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 06, 2010 01:45 PM (kBM/e)

166 Here I thought the Bengals were just flat-out sucking Sunday night, but here the good Senator has taught me that they were merely playing with integrity.  Thank you, Senator.

Posted by: Filly at January 06, 2010 02:10 PM (f0O05)

167 Dodd. Dodd?

Corruptocrat extraordinaire. Patronage. Sweet heart deals. Kick backs. Bribes.

Nope. Don't see "integrity" anywhere in that list.
.

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at January 06, 2010 02:11 PM (lmPoe)

168 Yeah, and Tom Daschle stepped down into a higher paying K Street job too.

Posted by: Steve In Tulsa at January 06, 2010 02:23 PM (lv+sJ)

169

A ton of integrity he never demonstrated before.  The type of integrity that tells you to step off the tracks as a freight train is approaching.

That sort of integrity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 06, 2010 02:41 PM (TUWci)

170 170:  Did you bother actually READING the article before casting me in with Steele?

I'm DELIGHTED that these Dems won't be around after November.  But in the meantime?  They don't even have to pretend to give a shit what the voters think.  The one possible restraint that we might have had over them, the threat of losing their jobs, is now gone.

Still feeling so warm and fuzzy about this?

The contest for Thankfully Dead Ted's seat is now more important than ever.

Posted by: TFMo at January 06, 2010 03:47 PM (qeCj0)

171 Actually, Dodd resigning is great politics from the Dems and is one of the reasons they are in control.  They do whatever it takes to win.  The GOP has guys like Ted Stevens, who wouldn't resign, and lost a crucial Senate seat as a consequence.

As usual, the Dems are smarter and more ruthless...a winning combination.

Posted by: Greg at January 06, 2010 04:04 PM (2KEGG)

172 Integrity?? You sorry lying son-of-bitch, your just like your money stealing lying ass father; WHO IS FUCKING DEAD!! Caught stealing campaign funds, censured by the US Senate; "Like father, Like son" Tell me Dodd? did your old man leave you a watch his had stuck up his ass, are was that you partner in crime Barney 'FUCK ME IN THE ASS' Frank?? FUCK YOU Dodd, ROT in HELL with Teddy you sorry bastard!!!

Posted by: JD at January 06, 2010 05:25 PM (58eah)

173 The lack of a completely humiliating defeat != dignity

Posted by: Scorpius at January 06, 2010 05:32 PM (LBU7I)

174 Sorry, I meant:

The lack of a completely humiliating defeat != integrity

Posted by: Scorpius at January 06, 2010 05:34 PM (LBU7I)

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