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January 02, 2010

YOUEEs At it Again in France
— Gabriel Malor

There's something missing from the report, but I just can't put my finger on it:

Youths burned 1,137 cars across France overnight as New Year's Eve celebrations once again turned violent, the French Interior Ministry said on Friday.
Car burnings are regular occurrences in poor suburbs that ring France's big cities, but the arson is especially prevalent during New Year's Eve revelry.
The number of vehicles torched was only 10 short of the record 1,147 burned this time last year, even though the Interior Ministry mobilized 45,000 police during the night -- 10,000 more than 12 months ago.
It said police detained 549 people overnight, compared with 288 in 2009 New Year celebrations. However, unlike in previous years, there were no direct clashes between police and youths. "The few disturbances that did take place were brought swiftly under control," the ministry said in a statement.

Here's a hint. The French YOUEEs do not look like these guys:

Just saying.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:56 AM | Comments (51)
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1 They hate these cars!!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at January 02, 2010 07:58 AM (OPEiw)

2 Someone needs to tell les jeunes terrible that Cash For Clunkers has expired and never applied to Peugeots.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 02, 2010 08:00 AM (ijjAe)

3

Goddam Methodists again, I just know it.

Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 08:00 AM (t72+4)

I blame it on the Joos!

OK then Bush!

OK then those damn Methodist!

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 08:01 AM (2+9Yx)

5 So they're not gay?

Posted by: jcp at January 02, 2010 08:02 AM (DHNp4)

Hey, Blazer, those damn Methodist moved into your neighborhood too?

Shit, there goes the property value.

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 08:03 AM (2+9Yx)

7 Yes, those indeterminate yoots of unknown origin. They just want to have fun.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2010 08:03 AM (QrA9E)

8 I wonder what auto insurance costs in that neighborhood?

Posted by: Dreagon at January 02, 2010 08:04 AM (vuxje)

Does the religion of peace burn cars that women drive?

Just axing.

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 08:04 AM (2+9Yx)

Hey, Blazer, those damn Methodist moved into your neighborhood too?

Shit, there goes the property value.

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 12:03 PM (2+9Yx)

Yep, and their damn street bazaars with all their animals make getting up the street to the house difficult too.

Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2010 08:05 AM (t72+4)

Are they doing that goat thing?

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 08:06 AM (2+9Yx)

12 C'est le Clash for Les Clunkers?

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 02, 2010 08:06 AM (Hv1Cx)

13 Obama - Economy
Youths -French Cars

Anthem

Posted by: JavaJoe at January 02, 2010 08:06 AM (e9JZd)

So they're not gay?

Nope, not at all.

Posted by: Billygoat at January 02, 2010 08:07 AM (9szrE)

I mean all night long I hear those goats crying out loud. Shit you'd think they were getting fucked or something.

Methodist, not quite scandis, but damn close.

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 08:08 AM (2+9Yx)

Quick, somebody get a chicken!

Or some "international bankers".

And don't touch that covered dish, if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: The MethodistsQuick at January 02, 2010 08:14 AM (OQm1B)

17 Heh! I'm sure these are just some exuberant Gaia loving greenies who got a little carried away as they vented their hostilities on these CO2 emitting killing machines. Nothing to see here!

Posted by: runningrn at January 02, 2010 08:17 AM (CfmlF)

Here's a hint. The French YOUEEs do not look like these guys:

I don't know, Gabe, dark hair, bushy eyebrows, permanent tan... you sure they're not Italian?

Posted by: mrfixit at January 02, 2010 08:22 AM (Bsm1s)

19 If I saw a parking lot filled with Deux Chevaux I'd probably set them on fire too.

Posted by: effinayright at January 02, 2010 08:22 AM (lQRmV)

I didn't realize the Utes wandered off the reservation and into France.

Posted by: runningrn at January 02, 2010 08:29 AM (CfmlF)

21 Its all an inside job, and this proves that fire can't melt steel.
I'm a seal.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at January 02, 2010 08:35 AM (K9qui)

22 You just know this proves how dumb Palin is because Islamic - er, Presbyterian youths are burning cars.
Or something.

Posted by: B+ at January 02, 2010 08:45 AM (hIOnV)

23 Sacre bleu! Zee city! Eet eez on fire! Zee streets are feeled wiz zee brown youths who do not work! Alarm! Alarm! Summon zee sissy looking emergency vehicles wiz zee flashing blue lights and funny sounding horns!

Posted by: Le Chief de Feu de Gay Paree at January 02, 2010 08:45 AM (xGevH)

24 #12, Mais non, c'est un programme sociale qui repond aux besoins importants des jeunes dÃ©sfavorisÃ©s des banlieux

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 02, 2010 08:57 AM (Hv1Cx)

25 ok really. what is it with all these hyphenated americans who think they can hop across the pond to france and firebomb the country for new year's festivities? that's reserved for germans.

Posted by: A.G. at January 02, 2010 08:59 AM (jBPzC)

26 OÃ¹ sont les petits garÃ§ons et des chÃ¨vres?

Posted by: YOUEEs at January 02, 2010 09:03 AM (PWj+8)

27 I think the YOUEEs are just angry that they don't belong to an easily identifiable culture, and are striving for a group identity they can call their own.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 02, 2010 09:10 AM (pZEar)

28 they missed being 1337 by 200 cars, maybe next year...

Posted by: trailortrash at January 02, 2010 09:25 AM (2Z+7j)

29 You sure about that? A lack of sex do make teenagers a little testy.

Posted by: Aaron at January 02, 2010 09:30 AM (TxQvv)

Yeah, french women are well known for their chastity. cough.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at January 02, 2010 09:35 AM (dQdrY)

31 The doesn't happen in the banlieux of Paramus--suddenly I feel homesick....

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 02, 2010 09:41 AM (50hdS)

32 c'est un programme sociale qui repond aux besoins importants des jeunes dÃ©sfavorisÃ©s des banlieux Les banlieux suffrent d'une insufficance des matiÃ¨res incendiaires. La nouvelle annÃ©e dÃ©pensait leur stockage total.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 02, 2010 09:44 AM (AZGON)

33 George Orwell, I saw the film Children of Men last week. And I saw the French suburbs in that film (haven't spent any time in the UK). The French ghetto-ize their poor such that casual visitors never notice them.

Posted by: ParisParamus at January 02, 2010 10:22 AM (Hv1Cx)

34 Those familiar with The Coming Insurrection might notice a more sinister tone.

Posted by: pinche migra at January 02, 2010 10:41 AM (E3SK8)

35 Yeah, french women are well known for their chastity. cough.

Damnit, I knew I was born in the wrong country.

Who do the wimmins around here have to be so virtuous? Why why why?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at January 02, 2010 10:44 AM (bxiXv)

36 Hey, get those fucking frogs off this blog!

Posted by: Kemp at January 02, 2010 10:46 AM (2+9Yx)

37 INFIDELS!!! You are ALL RACISTS!

Posted by: Mohammed Rastanjohnny at January 02, 2010 11:31 AM (6DDE+)

38 I thought them french broads were known for their hairy armpits.

Posted by: harry mellon at January 02, 2010 11:51 AM (6UPPZ)

23 ........ Alarm! Alarm! Summon zee sissy looking emergency vehicles wiz zee flashing blue lights and funny sounding horns!

I once convinced a French girlfriend (for a second or two) that

French police/ambulance sirens go PAM pom PAM pom PAM pom PAM.....

While

Japanese police/ambulance sirens go POM pam POM pam POM pan POM.....

Posted by: effinayright at January 02, 2010 12:41 PM (lQRmV)

40 those social conservative religuous fanatics hate the liberal secular socialist french

Posted by: sheik Yamani at January 02, 2010 02:51 PM (mhD2v)

41 Only 10 short of the record? Were the starters benched in the second half of the night?

Posted by: northernlurker at January 02, 2010 03:18 PM (GO116)

42 AoS is #1 for "youth of undetermined ethnic extraction" and "barbed cock of Satan" on google.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 02, 2010 03:24 PM (0lYjp)

The number of vehicles torched was only 10 short of the record 1,147 burned this time last year, even though the Interior Ministry mobilized 45,000 police during the night -- 10,000 more than 12 months ago.

Let's see. 10,000 more cops = 10 cars saved or 1000 cops/car. Whats wrong with this picture?

Posted by: mathguy at January 02, 2010 03:45 PM (bTOzi)

44 Just Renault and Fiat under cover agents out pumping up demand. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 02, 2010 04:06 PM (GfwTD)

what R U trying to say that Islam causes this?

that is ridiclous _ Islam is peace you americans R just jealous fatass so U should just shut up!

Posted by: Bilal at January 02, 2010 04:20 PM (FAyUJ)

@29: "A lack of sex do make teenagers a little testy."

Not Muzzie teens. Allah frowns on pre-marital sex. Besides, in France, they're fucked from birth.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 02, 2010 05:37 PM (8MuSQ)

47 I say let the Germans have the damn country next time.. ain't they about due, anyway? (not to mention the uber-cool uniforms! Those guys knew how to dress!)

I mean.. WTF does France produce that we give a crap about anyway? The last time I drank a French wine musta been 10-15 yrs now.. anything else you morons import from the frogs? Or, that they import from us?

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Posted by: jason at January 03, 2010 07:01 AM (ihHym)

49 My boss destroyed more cars than these pikers.

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