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July 19, 2011

17-Year-Old Murders Parents With Hammer, Then Throws House Party
— Ace

Police say that nightmare unfolded Saturday, when 17-year-old Tyler Hadley allegedly attacked his parents with a hammer. By the time it was over, both were dead, having suffered blunt force trauma to the head and torso.
Just as shocking as the alleged murders, police say the teen threw a house party just hours after the deaths, with between 40 and 60 people attending, apparently unaware the Hadleys' bodies were behind the locked door to the master bedroom.
After receiving an anonymous tip, police found the bodies of Blake, 54, and Mary-Jo, 47, Sunday morning, their bodies partially covered with books, towels and other household items. A 22-inch hammer, believed to be the murder weapon, was found between them, police said.

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1
Alfred Hitchcock's...

THE ROPE

Posted by: soothie at July 19, 2011 11:43 AM (sqkOB)

2 Partying relieves grief. Or something.

Posted by: Casey Anthony at July 19, 2011 11:44 AM (QKKT0)

A 22-inch hammer, believed to be the murder weapon, was found between them, police said.

Sounds like a framing hammer.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 11:44 AM (aBIyq)

4 Ummm... sick. Truly sick.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 19, 2011 11:45 AM (8y9MW)

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning......

but not in the evening, I guess.

Posted by: MisterMoney at July 19, 2011 11:45 AM (wN82N)

6 Tyler wanted to get hammered after a stressful day.. so he had a party!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2011 11:45 AM (f9c2L)

7 Have mercy on this lad, he's lost both of his parents!

Posted by: The Menendez brothers at July 19, 2011 11:45 AM (9hSKh)

20,000 volts oughta about do it. And no mercy on him because he's an orphan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2011 11:45 AM (4q5tP)

9 Sounds like a framing hammer.

I was framed! Framed I tells ya!

Posted by: Tyler Hadley at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (8y9MW)

10 That's why I taught both my daughters to shot. If they deem it necessary to deep six their old Dad, at least it will be neat and quick. Assuming they don't miss. Yeah better take them out to the range a few more times.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (i6RpT)

11 Those party-goers are probably feeling a little creeped out right now...

Posted by: Mikey NTH at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (O9Cc8)

12 There was another case where they found a dead SDPD detective, her naked dead daughter outside on the ground, and the very much alive son next to her with the murder weapon.

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (pfVmL)

13
...between 40 and 60 people attending, apparently unaware the Hadleys' bodies were behind the locked door to the master bedroom...

Someone was aware.

After receiving an anonymous tip, police found the bodies of Blake, 54, and Mary-Jo, 47, Sunday morning...

Posted by: soothie at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

14 Jose Baez's calendar has just been cleared.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (ZdjT8)

15 Man, a hammer is like, a lot of work.

Posted by: Lyle Menendez at July 19, 2011 11:46 AM (QKKT0)

Go ahead, just say it...What do they put in the water inFlorida.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at July 19, 2011 11:47 AM (ybA9f)

17 Tyler is going to get more 'partying' he can handle in the penn...

Posted by: phreshone at July 19, 2011 11:47 AM (T3vCe)

18 If they have money we will see something akin to the twinky defense. If not, they will fry.

Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2011 11:47 AM (M9Ie6)

19 Well, they did say "You gotta fight for your right to party."

Posted by: Tyler Hadley at July 19, 2011 11:47 AM (8y9MW)

20 Was that wrong?

Posted by: nickless at July 19, 2011 11:47 AM (MMC8r)

21 So, what do you think? There has to be a history of aberrant behavior in this kid that everyone ignored?

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (pfVmL)

22 He's not hot, so I don't care.

Posted by: taylork at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (5wsU9)

23 15 Man, a hammer is like, a lot of work.

.... and MESSY.....

Posted by: The other Menendez at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (C8hzL)

24 There has to be a history of aberrant behavior in this kid that everyone ignored?

Or... evil. One of the two.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (8y9MW)

25 Two thumbs up!111111!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Fucking Bishop at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (UOM48)

26 I immediately call upon Congress to act now and stem this tide of rising hammer violence. How many more people must get hammered before Congress enacts responsible Hammer legislation. Obviously everyday citizens do not need hammers, they should be limited to Carpenters and Law enforcement officials only. But I fear that the Justice department may already have plans in the works to release all sorts of unlicensed hammers into Mexico. Be afraid my friends.

Posted by: walrus at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (1BqbG)

27 When your only tool is a hammer, every parent looks like a nail.

Posted by: The Big Book of Traditional Folk Sayings at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (QKKT0)

28 Speaking of hammers, I'm at the airport waiting for my wife, who I haven't seen in a month. I've got a long-stemmed rose and a GHB smoothie for her to enjoy on the ride home.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 11:48 AM (lbo6/)

29 Sounds like a framing hammer.

Somebody's been watching Dexter.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 19, 2011 11:49 AM (OonVm)

30 partying, partying, yeah

Posted by: Rebecca Black at July 19, 2011 11:49 AM (qAnal)

31
I can't believe something like this happened in Florida.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 19, 2011 11:49 AM (QMtmy)

32 Was it a 'Straw Purchase' Hammer that was to be smuggled over the border? Because we don't know anything about those.

Posted by: Justice Department at July 19, 2011 11:49 AM (aBIyq)

33 Dude....Dude....Dude? Dude!

Posted by: The Murderers best friend when he found out at July 19, 2011 11:50 AM (MMC8r)

34 and a GHB smoothie

If it takes that, even after a month of being apart, y'all have issues.

I mean, I know you, yourself, have issues anyway, but that would indicate some deep issues.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 19, 2011 11:50 AM (8y9MW)

35 This sounds like a Japanese murder. "My dad told me to do my homework, so I murdered my parents and dismembered the bodies." They don't have many murders over there, but the ones they do have are always fucked up disgraceful shit like this.

Posted by: fiatboomer at July 19, 2011 11:50 AM (0Wf6c)

36 So, the best way to stay alive?

Don't have kids.

And if you're female, don't have a husband/ boyfriend.

Posted by: shibumi at July 19, 2011 11:50 AM (z63Tr)

37
hammer time

cant touch this

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 19, 2011 11:51 AM (QMtmy)

>>> Speaking of hammers, I'm at the airport waiting for my wife, who I haven't seen in a month.

I've got a long-stemmed rose and a GHB smoothie for her to enjoy on the ride home.

Geez, I hope you shipped the kids off to Grandma's house for a couple of days.

Posted by: Roadking at July 19, 2011 11:51 AM (Pj/b6)

39 Self-Actualization gone feral.

Posted by: toby928™ at July 19, 2011 11:51 AM (GTbGH)

40 So, what do you think? There has to be a history of aberrant behavior in this kid that everyone ignored?

Some of that Little Emperor syndrome. Only child (no one mentioned siblings in the article) and spoiled rotten.

He asked mom and dad if he could have a party and they said no.

So he fixed it.

Spank 'em when they're young, folks, so they don't bash your brains out later.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 19, 2011 11:51 AM (OonVm)

Did anyone read the article? I just did and am I to understand severl of the party goers knew about the murders and still partied there?

Jesus

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2011 11:51 AM (wuv1c)

42 I've got a long-stemmed rose and a GHB smoothie for her to enjoy on the ride home.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 03:48 PM (lbo6/)

Nice.

Knock her out, then meet me at the Boat Ramp.

Oh, and park the car where I can see her.

Posted by: hornyfemaledolphin at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (aBIyq)

Mommy's alright

Daddy's alright

They just seem a little dead

Surrender. Surrender. And don't give yourself away ayy ayyyyyyyy

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (4q5tP)

44
Your honor...

The defense petitions the court that the charge of "Murder in the 1st Degree" be dropped in lieu of my client pleading "No-Contest"to the lessor charge of attempted framing without a permit.

Posted by: Jose Baez at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (C8hzL)

45 Best. Party. EVER!

Posted by: Casey Anthony at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (Dqb/n)

Have mercy on this lad, he's lost both of his parents!

ah you beat me too it.

He'll use the "I'm a poor orphan defense".

What's wrong with this kid? He must have had mental issues prior to this.

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (wuv1c)

47 So, the best way to stay alive?

Don't have kids.

And if you're female, don't have a husband/ boyfriend.

What is it that the Marines say? Have a plan to kill everyone you meet?

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (OonVm)

Did anyone read the article? I just did and am I to understand severl of the party goers knew about the murders and still partied there?

I didn't get that from the story, or is there a different one that you've read?

Just as shocking as the alleged murders, police say the teen threw a house party just hours after the deaths, with between 40 and 60 people attending, apparently unaware the Hadleys' bodies were behind the locked door to the master bedroom.

Posted by: The Menendez brothers at July 19, 2011 11:52 AM (9hSKh)

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 19, 2011 03:51 PM (QMtmy)

Nice.

I couldn't find a vid of the Minutemen's 'Maybe Partying Will Help'.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 11:53 AM (aBIyq)

50 #27 - Thread Winner!

Posted by: Proudvastrightwingconspirator at July 19, 2011 11:53 AM (hyRD4)

51 Guarantee he's on some meds. Accutaine, Ritalin, anti-depressants, etc.

Posted by: Rocks at July 19, 2011 11:53 AM (Q1lie)

52
From the people who brought you Night At The Smithsonian...

Miramax presents...

funny-man Ashton Kutcher in...

Dude, Where's My Hammer?

Posted by: soothie at July 19, 2011 11:53 AM (sqkOB)

53 According to the Hammerwalker memos, Home Depot warned the HATF about bulk purchases of Estwing and Stanley hammers, only to be told to approve the sales.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 11:53 AM (lbo6/)

54 ...and de monet for teh win!

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 11:54 AM (aBIyq)

Posted by: MC Hammer at July 19, 2011 11:54 AM (sqkOB)

56
Is it hammer time?

Posted by: MC Hammer at July 19, 2011 11:54 AM (sqkOB)

57 I know, he was a "nice" kid, always quite. We neighbors can not believe he did this.

Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2011 11:54 AM (M9Ie6)

58 I am locking up all the hammers in the house as we speak, or blog, or something.

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 11:55 AM (OhYCU)

59 After about two hours of partying he said "boy am I hammered" and guffawed for ten minutes. His friends didn't get the joke.

...In this case, I hold the unavailability of cruel and unusual punishment as an option for this psycho against our constitutional framers.

Posted by: Marcus at July 19, 2011 11:55 AM (CHrmZ)

60 >>Some of that Little Emperor syndrome. Only child (no one mentioned siblings in the article) and spoiled rotten. Yeah they did. Older brother Ryan.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2011 11:56 AM (TMB3S)

61 Hammers don't kill people, carpenters kill people.

Posted by: Proudvastrightwingconspirator at July 19, 2011 11:56 AM (hyRD4)

62 In the immortal words of our leader... "Never bring a knife to a hammer fight"

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 11:56 AM (OhYCU)

63 I hold the unavailability of cruel and unusual punishment as an option for this psycho against our constitutional framers.

And exactly what do you think would be appropriate. We can't do much more than just kill him, and I doubt anything more exotic would really have an effect.

Well, except for the visceral joy I would get out of them, but I try not to give in to my baser instincts.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 19, 2011 11:57 AM (8y9MW)

64 Geez, I hope you shipped the kids off to Grandma's house for a couple of days. Actually, the G-parents are currently driving the Master Race up to Michigan. We'll meet them there Friday. After Scrogapalooza.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 11:57 AM (lbo6/)

65 Rule of Thumb: Entire family massacred except for teen/young adult son - he did it. Entire family massacred except for teen girl, her and her boyfriend who the parents forbid her to see did it.

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 11:57 AM (pfVmL)

66
He's 17 so he's ain't goin to kiddie camp.

He'll be going to a place where his anus is gonna be used as an amusement park.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 19, 2011 11:57 AM (sqkOB)

67 They bring a knife, we bring a hammer.

Posted by: Barry "the dick" Obama at July 19, 2011 11:57 AM (UOM48)

68 This is either an argument for less stringent gun control or better hammer control.

I can't decide.

Posted by: Marcus at July 19, 2011 11:58 AM (CHrmZ)

69 Tea Party Gone Wrong?

Posted by: The MFM at July 19, 2011 11:58 AM (FcR7P)

70 He obviously thinks he'll get the Casey Anthony jury.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2011 11:58 AM (oUG6f)

71 White Man in Hemmersmith Palais

Posted by: the Clash at July 19, 2011 11:59 AM (aBIyq)

72
Nobody gave a shit last Friday when I mentioned the story about the MN woman who's 3 sons murdered her because she wouldn't play Yahtzee! with them.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (sqkOB)

73 Possible it was schizophrenia? That's the right age for it to first manifest, and usually the first episode is some kind of psychotic. If the family really was pretty normal, they could have had no idea of any warning signs. What a sick mess.

Posted by: kallie at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (ct0KL)

74 wait.... blunt force trauma?

I thought hammers were supposed to slice?

Posted by: wiserbud at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (3Okgs)

75 This happened to a friend, they had an older insane brother on a cocktail of medications that I believe he often refused to take. They were good people and their Mom tried to hold the line maintaining some sort of order. Anyway while the rest of the family was away he killed his Mom and fled.

In my observation, as crazy someone is with or without drugs, going on and off switching around can push a crazy person over the edge.

Posted by: Shiggz at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (mLAWK)

76 The prosecution didn't prove that the hammer didn't go off accidently.

Posted by: Florida Jury at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (PEKYn)

77 hold the unavailability of cruel and unusual punishment as an option for this psycho against our constitutional framers. Yeah, this kid's apparently a psychopath. You can make him feel pain, but that's it. No point. Just put him down like the dangerous animal he is.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (2tTzd)

There has to be a history of aberrant behavior in this kid that everyone ignored

And/or meth/adderral abuse/etc.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (VtjlW)

79 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 19, 2011 03:57 PM (8y9MW)

IDK- slow disembowelment with enough anesthesia to keep him conscious?

Or is that too gruesome?

Posted by: Marcus at July 19, 2011 12:00 PM (CHrmZ)

80 I guess when he said I'm throwing a party tonight..........they shouldn't have said 'over our dead bodies'

Posted by: requiredfield* at July 19, 2011 12:01 PM (H3X4e)

81 He really wasn't supposed to be having any parties, but his parents were too hammered to object.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2011 12:01 PM (kaalw)

then who made the anonymous call to police?

Killing people with a hammer is bloody, or so I'm told.

I'm guessing one or more people at the party found out about it and they're the ones who called police

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2011 12:01 PM (wuv1c)

83 dude.. check out this new tattoo....

Posted by: Tyler Hadley at July 19, 2011 12:01 PM (3Okgs)

Posted by: soothsayer at July 19, 2011 04:00 PM (sqkOB)

It's Minnesota. Probably a Scandi.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 12:01 PM (aBIyq)

85 Mr. Hadley we believe a young man with your unique talents would be an asset to the progressive agenda of our party. Have you considered a run for political office? How does Senator Hadley sound to you?

Posted by: Democrat Party at July 19, 2011 12:01 PM (6BgmB)

86 No witnesses - how can this young man be convicted?

Is there any proof that they were killed and didn't just drown in a pool?

They might have beaten themselves with a hammer after drowning.

Casey's dad was involved corrupting evidence at the crime scene.

Posted by: Jose Baez at July 19, 2011 12:02 PM (x7g7t)

87 He's misunderstood.

Posted by: Typical Liberal at July 19, 2011 12:02 PM (BKOsZ)

88
Posted by: Shiggz

yeah, and now I see a lawsuit against a drug-maker in the future

Posted by: soothsayer at July 19, 2011 12:02 PM (sqkOB)

89 If it wasn't his hammer, He must stay out the slammer!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 12:03 PM (lbo6/)

90 Possible it was schizophrenia?

And? Does it matter why he brutally murdered both his parents? If he's that dangerous a schizophrenic, that's just one more reason to put him down- there's no way to get him to be "sorry" for his crimes.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 19, 2011 12:03 PM (8y9MW)

91 Can we fix this kid up with Caylee Anthony?

Posted by: Proudvastrightwingconspirator at July 19, 2011 12:03 PM (hyRD4)

92 Did anyone see this quote from the story?

"It's just a sad, senseless, tragic loss," said Zanoni. "I can't believe it, it hasn't hit me yet."

D'oh!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2011 12:03 PM (f9c2L)

mpurinTexas @ 48

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

there are other permutations...but that one is pretty standard issue.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at July 19, 2011 12:03 PM (v3pYe)

94 according to other articles on the net, he's a highschool drop out and he's being sued for 15K for hitting a kid with his dad's car. (it doesn't say if it was intentional).

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (wuv1c)

95 Woah...

The kid does not get a shirt.

Posted by: Paul Anka at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (/9Ezq)

96 The boy ain't right in the head.

Posted by: Hank Hill at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (4q5tP)

97 Geez, I hope you shipped the kids off to Grandma's house for a couple of days.
Not necessarily.

Posted by: philip j. fry at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (oUG6f)

98 Hey, anyone know where I can find some footage of Palin or Bachmann using a hammer?

Posted by: MFM Crack Research Squad at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (saRwI)

When my baby girl was from about six to eight I used to wake up in the middle of the night a few times a week to find her at the side of my bed just looking at me. She didn't have a hammer but it was damn creepy.

Me: Sweetheart is everything alright?

Her: mumble, unintelligible, mumble

CREEPY!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (+avak)

100

then who made the anonymous call to police?

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2011 04:01 PM (wuv1c)

There was an anonymous call to the Hammer Abuse Hotline. Something about a beating.

Posted by: Marcus at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (CHrmZ)

101
slam dunk case

against the kid's doctor and the drug maker

Posted by: soothsayer at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (sqkOB)

102 He was banned in the Cain thread

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 12:04 PM (OhYCU)

103 78 wait.... blunt force trauma?

I thought hammers were supposed to slice?

Posted by: wiserbud at July 19, 2011 04:00 PM (3Okgs)

OK, that was funny.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2011 12:05 PM (kaalw)

104 So, the best way to stay alive? Don't have kids. And if you're female, don't have a husband/ boyfriend.

The person in your family who's most likely to kill you is your mother.

So, don't have one.

Posted by: oblig. at July 19, 2011 12:06 PM (xvZW9)

105 Yeah they did. Older brother Ryan.

Ah, missed that.

Ok, spoiled youngest child then.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 19, 2011 12:06 PM (OonVm)

106 This child was forced to into this horrible act due to the stress of the evil Rethuglikkkans attempting to cut off welfare and starve old and poor people.

Bastards.

Posted by: Jose Baez at July 19, 2011 12:06 PM (x7g7t)

107 If we got rid of the tax breaks by the wealthy hammer manufacturers, this wouldn't have happened.

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 12:06 PM (OhYCU)

108 Obviously a double suicide.

Posted by: Ronster at July 19, 2011 12:06 PM (sRqpR)

109 There was the rich guy in Coronado whose 6 y/o son fell and was in serious condition. While at the hospital, his live in hot asian gf is found naked, hands tied behind back, hanging from the balcony. Unfortunately, the little boy died, too. I think it was suicide over guilt over the boy's death though they said she had nothing to do with his accident.

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 12:06 PM (pfVmL)

110

Only a lad
You really can't blame him
Only a lad
Society made him
Only a lad
He's our responsibility
Only a lad
He really couldn't help it
Only a lad
He didn't want to do it
Only a lad

hey there johnnyboy, I hope you fry!

Posted by: Oingo Bonkers at July 19, 2011 12:07 PM (v3pYe)

111 Is this murder-murder?

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 12:07 PM (OhYCU)

112 Wow, dude. You're trippin' us out. You killed your ole' man and ole' lady? Coooool. Hey, put on some death metal!

Posted by: Parteher at July 19, 2011 12:07 PM (r8rIt)

113

I'm guessing one or more people at the party found out about it and they're the ones who called police

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2011 04:01 PM (wuv1c)

....after, of course, drinking all the booze in the house, going home, and sleeping it off.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2011 12:08 PM (kaalw)

114 Police aren't certain of a motive. But White House spokesman Jay Carney said he was "pretty certain it was the Republican Kabuki theater surrounding the debt ceiling."

Posted by: Marcus at July 19, 2011 12:08 PM (CHrmZ)

115

Obviously a double suicide.

I blame Ozzy.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 12:08 PM (aBIyq)

116 Has he been watching Bill Maher?

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 12:08 PM (OhYCU)

117

Georgia is gonna let one of these murderous son's ride a needle this month.

ATLANTA -- A Georgia death row inmate convicted of the 1993 slayings of his parents and his 14-year-old sister in suburban Atlanta is set to be executed later this month, the state Department of Corrections said Wednesday.

Corrections Commissioner Brian Owens set the execution of Andrew Grant DeYoung for July 20 at 7 p.m.

DeYoung was convicted of three counts of malice murder in October 1995.

Posted by: HEP-T at July 19, 2011 12:08 PM (+LFG0)

118

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

there are other permutations...but that one is pretty standard issue.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm not a Marine, but I like it.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 19, 2011 12:09 PM (OonVm)

119 hey there johnnyboy, I hope you fry!

Fry Mumia

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 19, 2011 12:09 PM (QMtmy)

120 This happened to a friend, they had an older insane brother on a cocktail of medications that I believe he often refused to take.

Posted by: Shiggz at July 19, 2011 04:00 PM (mLAWK)

Two words: Old Yeller.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 19, 2011 12:09 PM (xUM1Q)

121 Then who made the anonymous call to police? Killing people with a hammer is bloody, or so I'm told. I'm guessing one or more people at the party found out about it and they're the ones who called police<<< Obviously, it was a teenage boy, and he got laid in the parents' bedroom. He discovered the bodies either before, during or after sex, but regardless, he got laid. And most likely for the first time. Evidenced by the fact that the tip didn't lead police there until the next day. If he didn't get laid, he would have shut down that whole fuckin' party. But since he DID get laid, he's not gonna have the Po-Po harshing his mellow. Ergo, his penis advised him to wait a day: "Look, dude, they'll be JUST as dead tomorrow. Let's stab some pooter."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 12:09 PM (lbo6/)

122 Every problem looks like a nail.

Posted by: Psycho at July 19, 2011 12:09 PM (519+h)

123 He may find his enemies in prison a bit harder to intimidate then his almost 60yr old white parents.

Posted by: Shiggz at July 19, 2011 12:09 PM (mLAWK)

124

I blame Ozzy.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 04:08 PM (aBIyq)

Heh. Dating yourself a bit, there, grandpa.

Posted by: mpurinTexas supports Rick Perry, bitch at July 19, 2011 12:10 PM (OonVm)

125 OT: MSNBC on pie thrower: "this encapsulates what the British people are feeling right now about Rupert Murdoch"

Posted by: cherry π at July 19, 2011 12:10 PM (OhYCU)

126

This reminds me of that poor muz gal who "committed suicide" by repeatedly banging her own head against a table and breaking her own bones.

No prosecutions there, last I heard.

In America, justice is purely a matter of luck/chance.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 19, 2011 12:11 PM (xUM1Q)

127
speaking of Marines...

Around where I live we have lots of panhandlers at our busy intersections. Some are bums, some are firefighters raising money, some are from the Kiwanis Club, and some are kids who play sports or cheerlead.

All of them piss me off, especially the kids. What kind of parent allows their child to panhandle/beg in the middle of the street for baseball uniforms?

Anyway...today a dirty looking man holding a torn piece of cardboard "USMC Vet" was at the intersection with a cup. I wondered for a moment what kind of Marine would not only beg for change, but use his service in the Corps to gain pity.

None, I think. So I pulled up and said, "Fuck off." Didn't faze him in the least.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 19, 2011 12:11 PM (sqkOB)

128

Heh. Dating yourself a bit, there, grandpa.

That's the problem with the Tipper Gore sock...you can't keep the erection long enough for it to stay on.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2011 12:11 PM (aBIyq)

129 Punishment? He will get hammered in prison every day until the end of his life.

And we are not talking hammered in the conventional sense.

Posted by: Marcus at July 19, 2011 12:11 PM (CHrmZ)

130 He may find his enemies in prison a bit harder to intimidate then his almost 60yr old white parents. Posted by: Shiggz at July 19, 2011 04:09 PM (mLAWK) But! Your assuming a Jury will find him guilty?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2011 12:12 PM (i6RpT)

131 I saw an account of this in Daily Mail. The article said that the boy had asked his parents if he could have a party and that they had said no because he had recently had some kind of incident with his car and had received a fine/ticket. He apparently really wanted to have that party.

Posted by: WarmMountain at July 19, 2011 12:12 PM (WiL57)

132 I think some schmuck in Hollywood just got an idea for a "Weekend and Bernie's" sequel...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2011 12:12 PM (XvHmy)

133 Georgia is gonna let one of these murderous son's ride a needle this month.

Damn, I never heard about that story. And it happened pretty close to where my folks live.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 19, 2011 12:13 PM (QMtmy)

134 This dudes Chakras are all messed up from the toxins in pesticides and all the transfats and the negative energies from the trees that were sacrificed for his suburban home!

Good thing we aren't crazy religious nuts like right wingers, so we are able to understand these things!

Posted by: LEftardia at July 19, 2011 12:14 PM (mLAWK)

135 Hey, I don't like Mondays. So sue me.

Posted by: Tyler Hadley at July 19, 2011 12:15 PM (3Okgs)

136 (also that was a double joke because of the "Chakra Hammer")

Posted by: LEftardia at July 19, 2011 12:15 PM (mLAWK)

137 He was just an excitable boy.

Posted by: Warren Zevon - Deceased at July 19, 2011 12:16 PM (3Okgs)

138 You have to admire his perseverance. He wanted a party come Hell or high water, and that's just what he got. Now he'll whine that he's an orphan and deserves some understanding.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 19, 2011 12:18 PM (71LDo)

139 I guess he does have a 23 year old brother.

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 12:18 PM (pfVmL)

140 Jose Baez makes an appearance on behalf of the defendant in 3..2..1..

Blame it all on George Anthony!

Posted by: mpfs at July 19, 2011 12:19 PM (iYbLN)

141 Dating yourself a bit
Isn't that Standard Operating Procedure around the HQ?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2011 12:19 PM (oUG6f)

142

MSNBC on pie thrower: "this encapsulates what the British people are feeling right now about Rupert Murdoch"

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of my realm; to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, or maybe a nice banana cream pie.

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth I at July 19, 2011 12:20 PM (QKKT0)

143

soothsayer

I'm sure there are some former Marines panhandling, sad as that sounds- I've not seen one though.

I have seen the panhandlers with a "Viet-Nam Vet" sign that are visibly too young to have been in that conflict...I usually ask what unit they were with while "in country". The answer is mostly stammers or made-up units. FAIL.

Posted by: Oingo Bonkers at July 19, 2011 12:20 PM (sGtp+)

144 We could help solve the fiscal crisis, if you would just give us a chance! Think of the stimulus people.

Posted by: government supplied hammers at July 19, 2011 12:21 PM (71LDo)

145 OFF damn sock.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at July 19, 2011 12:22 PM (sGtp+)

146 Dude, someone spilled ketchup in the hallway. And hey, what happened to that beer bong?

Posted by: Party stoner at July 19, 2011 12:22 PM (bm4vI)

147
Damn, I never heard about that story. And it happened pretty close to where my folks live.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 19, 2011 04:13 PM (QMtmy)

It happened almost 20 years ago. It's a sad statement about our justice system. This happens all the time in OK. We hear someone is going to get juiced and wonder "who is this person"? Then we find out he's been on death row for 30 years.

Posted by: Soona at July 19, 2011 12:23 PM (r8rIt)

148 If he gets Casey Anthony's jury, he goes free.

Posted by: JohnJ at July 19, 2011 12:24 PM (Tt6ky)

149 The hammer is what made it metal.

Posted by: maloderous at July 19, 2011 12:25 PM (NIcsL)

150 Thanks for the love, #123.

Posted by: Danny Elfman at July 19, 2011 12:25 PM (rR7p9)

151 But they were going to cut off my cast with a power saw!

Posted by: Party host with a last ditch defense at July 19, 2011 12:27 PM (/izg2)

152

Honey, is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Mrs. Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 12:28 PM (ihSHD)

153

Hopefully, that execution goes through. The wheels of justice here in America turn slowly That murderering scumbag got 18 more years on this mortal coil than his parents and sister did, God rest their souls. If he would have been in China, he would have been executed within a week.

Posted by: Mrs. Empire of Jeff at July 19, 2011 12:31 PM (ihSHD)

154 The parents were too poor to buy a copy of the 'Lion King' for little Tyler to watch and all they had to babysit him with was the Three Stooges film collection. Later, Tyler discovered meth...

Posted by: Speller at July 19, 2011 12:32 PM (J74Py)

155 11 Those party-goers are probably feeling a little creeped out right now...

Posted by: Mikey NTH at July 19, 2011 03:46 PM (O9Cc

I'd like to think so, but since they were probably all braindead idiot teenagers who can't think beyond their next joint, shot, or screw, I don't have much hope.

Posted by: MWR at July 19, 2011 12:33 PM (4df7R)

156 35 This sounds like a Japanese murder. "My dad told me to do my homework, so I murdered my parents and dismembered the bodies." They don't have many murders over there, but the ones they do have are always fucked up disgraceful shit like this.

Posted by: fiatboomer at July 19, 2011 03:50 PM (0Wf6c)

Or, "My 76 year old mother wouldn't give me the remote, so I punched her and made her dead."

Posted by: MWR at July 19, 2011 12:37 PM (4df7R)

157 Sarah Palin owns a hammer. Ergo!

Posted by: Ronnocomot at July 19, 2011 12:43 PM (nQR0p)

158 IF I HAD A HAMMER Lyrics Artist(Band)

eter, Paul & Mary Review The Song (0) Print the Lyrics Â Send "IF I HAD A HAMMER" Ringtones to CellÂ If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a bell, I'd ring it in the morning, I'd ring it in the evening, All over this land I'd ring out danger, I'd ring out a warning I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. If I had a song, I'd sing it in the morning, I'd sing it in the evening, All over this land I'd sing out danger, I'd sing out a warning I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. Well I got a hammer, And I got a bell, And I got a song to sing, all over this land. It's the hammer of Justice, It's the bell of Freedom, It's the song about Love between my IF I HAD A HAMMER Lyrics Artist(Band)

eter, Paul & Mary Review The Song (0) Print the Lyrics If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, All over this land. Everybody!!! If I had a hammer.....

Posted by: Joejm65 at July 19, 2011 12:54 PM (xlcTE)

159 Eh. My iPad didn't cooperate. Sorry for the mess. Anyway....if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning....

Posted by: Joejm65 at July 19, 2011 12:56 PM (xlcTE)

160 Anybody watch Breaking Bad the other day? Don't you think its time for them to get the hell out of the business? It can't be worth the money.

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 12:59 PM (pfVmL)

161 Actually, the party is kind of logical. It's not like you could ever get away with something like that, and he's probably not going to see the outside of a cell ever again. So the only way it can hurt him is if the jury gives him the death penalty.

Even if you get sentenced to death, in most states you won't ever actually get put to death. In Florida, where this took place, they've got almost 400 people on death row and only executed 69 since the death penalty was reinstated in 1976. Looking over the list I'd say as a killer you stand a pretty good chance of dying of natural causes in Florida as long as you don't kill a cop.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 19, 2011 01:01 PM (XIXhw)

162 Yeah, but if he killed a Spotted Owl or a Caribou then leftists would support a summary execution.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at July 19, 2011 01:07 PM (f8XyF)

163 The USSC ruled that no one under 17 gets the death penalty. There is an active movement to get lwop sentences for juveniles and even life sentences reduced for juveniles. This applies to adults, too. They want to make us into europeans where the average sentence for first degree murder is 11-14 years. Blah!

Posted by: Mike at July 19, 2011 01:20 PM (pfVmL)

164 Right-Wing Youth Kills, Throws Tea Party

Posted by: FMFM at July 19, 2011 01:30 PM (ECjvn)

165 _{He was just an excitable boy.}

Gold.

Posted by: FMFM at July 19, 2011 01:31 PM (ECjvn)

166 Nitpick,,, It was probably a 22 ounce hammer rather than 22" .
22 ounces is a common size for framing hammers .
I own a sixteen ounce curved claw for trim and cabinets . 20 ounce curved claw for general work , 20 ounce framing ,22 ounce framing , 28 ounce framing. I used the 28 when I was a young buck . When you're in training you can sink a 16 penny nail with one lick from the 28 .Of course back in my misspent youth we used to drive stakes with a 16 lb. sledge too . Man , that was an eon ago .
Nowadays I use a 13 oz. trim hammer for all my murders .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 19, 2011 01:42 PM (YCW1b)

167 Anonymous tip? So either he ratted himself out or he showed someone what he had done - probably a hot, goth chick with whom he had no chance. Barred, of course a call from the other side.

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2011 01:51 PM (7P7Ij)

168 Nancy Grace to the white courtesy phone....Nancy Grace to the white courtesy phone.... Death Penalty.

Posted by: courtesy phone at July 19, 2011 02:04 PM (/QtpF)

169 Did he at least use a framing hammer?

Posted by: Some Carpenter at July 19, 2011 04:31 PM (Cwo/J)

170 184 I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

Can I use my Estwing on you?

Posted by: Some Carpenter at July 19, 2011 04:38 PM (Cwo/J)

171 181 Anonymous tip? So either he ratted himself out or he showed someone what he had done - probably a hot, goth chick with whom he had no chance. Barred, of course a call from the other side.

Posted by: Jean at July 19, 2011 05:51 PM (7P7Ij)

My guess is he got drunk and blurted it out. He wasn't even gonna try to get away with it if he just threw some crap on top of the bodies instead of trying to dispose of them. Me, I would have headed for the border.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 19, 2011 04:58 PM (XIXhw)

172 No worry. In a couple years he'll be out and ready to vote...

Posted by: drfredc at July 19, 2011 05:05 PM (MPEVT)

173 Tyler - "Why didn't you name me Maxwell like I asked you when I was still in the womb?!!!"

Lower the fuck into a metal shredder feet first, slowly.

Posted by: Corona at July 19, 2011 05:25 PM (fh2Y7)

174 22 inch hammer? more like a 22 oz hammer. layers upon layers of fact checking

Posted by: Nate at July 19, 2011 05:34 PM (bKxIZ)

175 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: The Stranger’s Child Audiobook at July 19, 2011 06:12 PM (qz3ej)

176 You Gotta Fight
For you Right
To PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTAAAAAYYYY

it had to be said.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at July 20, 2011 04:47 AM (qL20/)

177 Hammers kill, therefore they should be outlawed. For when hammers are outlawed, then only outlaws will have hammers.

Posted by: Danny Kendrick at July 20, 2011 07:39 AM (sOvjF)

178 He has an older brother who recently moved out of the house, and his parents were being sued because he ran over a neighbors' child...just a doll..."All the nuts roll down to Florida."

Posted by: Ellen at July 20, 2011 09:04 AM (B1FXc)

179

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2011 04:27 AM (M9Ie6)

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