February 08, 2011

$53 Billion for High Speed Rail
— Ace

Wait, it wasn't a joke? I swear, it sounded like a joke.

Vice Cretin Joe Biden, who seems like a developmentally-stunted oldster who just really needs to be kept in a sanitarium with a really cool model train kit, is of course pushing for it.

Biden, who estimated he has ridden Amtrak between Washington and his home in Wilmington, Delaware, some 7,900 times, made a strong pitch for rail transportation to enable the United States to compete and lead internationally.

"This is about seizing the future," he said...

Ben notes that Obama was willing to consider up to $775 million (with an m) in cuts to his budget. With one hand he giveth, with the other he bankrupteth.

I'm not anti-train so much as I'm anti-Amtrak.

U.S. taxpayers spent about $32 subsidizing the cost of the typical Amtrak passenger in 2008, about four times the rail operator's estimate, according to a private study.

Amtrak operates a nationwide rail network, serving more than 500 destinations in 46 states. Forty-one of Amtrak's 44 routes lost money in 2008, said the study by Subsidyscope, an arm of the Pew Charitable Trusts.

...

Leading the list was the train traveling between New Orleans and Los Angeles — the Sunset Limited — which lost $462 per passenger. Taxpayers subsidize the losses to keep the passenger train service running.

That's a high price to pay, year after year, for a nostalgia act.

You know who hates all this? Reason magazine, which attacks government rail with vitriol and facts but mostly facts every other month. In California, a lot of money has been spent on high speed rail products that are simply phantoms.

The project is a high-decibel example of the magical thinking that takes hold when people talk about trains. A few years ago, when the rail bonds were being debated, I participated in the quaint ritual of an editorial board meeting at the Los Angeles Times in which we debated how to “weigh in” on this critical issue. While I, the team’s only mass transit rider, had the handicap of knowing what I was talking about, I was nonetheless pleased at the group’s readiness to acknowledge that the high-speed rail project offered only anemic ridership levels, endless subsidies, and a strong likelihood of never happening. But in the end, of course, we ran with an editorial titled “Believe in the Bullet Train.” The piece complained that “critics…base their arguments on the past, not the future.”

The bullet train also exemplifies the arrogance and Bourbon high-handedness with which grand plans get made. Several times the California High Speed Rail Authority has been caught mapping out bullet train alignments and then failing to notify homeowners whose properties would be slated for seizure via eminent domain. The current plan would have the 220-mile-per-hour train running through well-populated residential areas. It also pits the Authority against Union Pacific over track resources, meaning the bullet train would essentially replace freight—the one genre of rail transport that remains viable and important to the economy—with a passenger rail project that has no hope of ever becoming sustainable.

Finally, the bullet train is a case study in the immortality of a bad idea. While the train itself may never become a reality, sheer political will makes the train project impossible to kill. “The project has been fighting every year to stay alive,” says Elizabeth Alexis, co-founder of Californians Advocating Responsible Rail Design, a watchdog group that supports a rail project in principle but is critical of the Authority. “So they did what they had to do to stay alive, because that’s better than being dead.”

After 14 years of no life signs, how can you tell the difference? Amtrak used to try and lure riders with the slogan “There’s Something About a Train That’s Magic.” In reality, we know that magical trains exist only in cartoons.

I like that part about the train supposedly going 220 miles per hour through the hearts of residential neighborhoods. Yeah, not going to happen; even if it were built it would be forbidden, by law, from going over 70 mph.

But let's pretend. Because that's all America is now, starshine and unicorn glow.

Posted by: Ace at 10:15 AM | Comments (219)
Post contains 708 words, total size 5 kb.

1 Seizing the 19th century!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2011 10:16 AM (ujg0T)

2 Is "high speed" a choo-choo train that exceeds 55 mph?

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2011 10:17 AM (Qxe/p)

3 Like I want to get to Detroit 15 minutes sooner.

Posted by: dan in michigan at February 08, 2011 10:18 AM (ursg4)

4 STOP SPENDING. STOP SPENDING. I'LL KEEP YELLING UNTIL YOU STOP SPENDING. please?

Posted by: joncelli the rather frustrated taxpayer at February 08, 2011 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

5 Damn good idea right there. Christie would support this. YAY!

Posted by: Creepy Luntz Focus Group at February 08, 2011 10:19 AM (EL+OC)

6 53 Billion divided by the number or people that actually ride amtrak, Hum? , that's about 3 million per rider?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 08, 2011 10:19 AM (0GFWk)

7 In true communist fashion.

Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 10:19 AM (UK9cE)

8 What we need to do is blindfold slow Joe, put him in a race car, drive him up to Wilmington, and tell him that he just took the high-speed choo-choo. That'll shut the little retard up.

Posted by: joncelli the rather frustrated taxpayer at February 08, 2011 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

9 TRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!! TRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!! TRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSS!!

Posted by: Zombie Biden at February 08, 2011 10:20 AM (1U2YZ)

10 High Speed Dreams with Stagecoach Means.

Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 08, 2011 10:20 AM (hVDig)

11 But right wing asshole Glen Beck and Ace hate JEWS or something!!!!11ty!!!!

Posted by: nuns raped by some el salvadorian dude from the last thread at February 08, 2011 10:21 AM (UK9cE)

12 "Biden noted Obama's goal to give 80 percent of Americans access to high-speed rail within 25 years."

WHY?

Posted by: Voice of Reason at February 08, 2011 10:21 AM (QdxaI)

13
This is what happens when the Republicans have no ideas and no agenda.

We have a vacuum; Obama is filling it. This is natural.


Posted by: Soothsayer Kaczynski at February 08, 2011 10:21 AM (uFokq)

14 How typical of Conservatives... anti-science and against progress. No class or panache either.

Now excuse me while I rearrange my cat butt fridge magnets.

Posted by: Louie Libtard at February 08, 2011 10:21 AM (ITcjq)

15

Fortunately, government estimates are always accurate so we wouldn't have to worry about the costs doubling, tripling, quadrup...

you get the idea.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at February 08, 2011 10:21 AM (RkRxq)

16 Well, there's one item to zero out in Preznint Splutnik's boodjay (and that's a big ef'ng deal).

Posted by: ya2daup at February 08, 2011 10:21 AM (UzjcV)

17 High Speed Boning!

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 08, 2011 10:22 AM (eCAn3)

18 Trains? "Seizing the future"? Being like China and Japan.

We're screwed.

Posted by: Somebody at February 08, 2011 10:22 AM (sZ+lP)

19
Where is the GOP's plan for jobs?
Where is the GOP's plan for energy independence -- oil, nukes, coal, etc.?


Posted by: Soothsayer Kaczynski at February 08, 2011 10:23 AM (uFokq)

20 Next up? Ludicrous Speed Rail.

Posted by: Dr Joe Biden at February 08, 2011 10:23 AM (45DBC)

21 What we need to do is blindfold slow Joe, put him in a race car, drive him up to Wyoming Wilmington, and tell him that he just took the high-speed choo-choo. That'll shut the little retard up.

-- might work better ...
You'd maybe need to live near Wyoming to understand.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2011 10:23 AM (Qxe/p)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 10:23 AM (LH6ir)

23 ATTN:  The only jobs that government can create are Government Jobs.  Therefore, the only way out of this recession is for the government to make shit up and put people to work.

So, your tax dollars will be spent to pay construction workers who will pay taxes on their salaries to continue to pay themselves.  We've finally figured out how to invent the perpetual motion machine!!!!!!  Jugears McFuckstick is so goddamn SMART!!!

Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 10:23 AM (UK9cE)

24

Isn't that nice that we'd be funding a program that directly benefits the vice president.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:24 AM (wuv1c)

25

And whaddya know?  China's high-speed rail networks have ticket prices so high that people tend to travel by other means, erasing the societal benefit of the high-speed trains:

JUDGING from the votes they have cast with their bottoms, China's business travellers need little persuading of the merits of high-speed rail. Since the high-speed link between Wuhan and Guangzhou opened in December 2009, for instance, over 20m have chosen the zippier trains, while the number of competing daily flights between Guangzhou and Changsha (on the route to Wuhan) has dropped from over 11 to three. Yet whether plans to double high-speed coverage by 2020 are an unmitigated good thing for China, which already has more high-speed rail than any other country, is a different question.

It is one that decision-makers have largely sidestepped thanks to the peculiarities of China's political system. But of late debate has spilled over into the public realm. Detractors complain that high-speed rail is too expensive for the Zhang in the street. Migrant labourers, 230m of whom are expected to make the journey home during Spring Festival, are not in enough of a hurry to pay a premium for speed, they argue. (Or as Patrick Chovanec of Tsinghua University puts it with a dose of economese, "The bulk of the long-distance passenger traffic, especially during the peak holiday periods, is migrant workers for whom the opportunity cost of time is relatively low.") While some travellers are having such a hard time getting tickets home this holiday season that they have unveiled their underpants in protest, it is reported that on one line $352 luxury sleeper tickets are going begging.

This mismatch raises questions about the $300 billion being thrown at high-speed rail this decade. Many newly added lines are making hefty losses and many are thought to be operating at under half capacity The Chinese Academy of Sciences, an influential official think-tank, seems to be in the sceptics' corner: fretting about unsustainable levels of debt, it was reported in November to have recommended the government reconsider its plans. Chinese leaders were said to have ordered a review, and construction of a Maglev line between Shanghai and Hangzhou has since been reported "shelved".

Some economists make even more dismal arguments. Mr Chovanec attacks one of the main legs of the economic case for high-speed rail in China, that transporting passengers thus would free up track desperately needed for shifting coal. Much of China's fuel travels by road: a 62-mile traffic jam outside Beijing lasting 10 days last August was only the most visible sign. But if fast trains are out of reach for the masses, there will be little or no relief for either rail or road networks. Critics say the proliferation of expensive trains has pushed poorer travellers back onto the roads, clogging them with 70,000 more buses this Spring Festival, although hundreds of extra trains have also been laid on. Improving China's languishing logistics network for freight would be a better use of the cash, Mr Chovanec posits.

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2011 10:24 AM (Di3Im)

26 The Phoenix Durango company could do it for half that price

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:25 AM (wuv1c)

27 All of this is Reagan's fault. If he hadn't let Biden out of the loony bin in the 1980s (or 70s or 60s, depending on which leftist hater you ask), we would be well on our way to saving the $53 billion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 10:25 AM (LH6ir)

28 I'd be perfectly fine spending $53 billion to ship everyone in favor of high speed rail to China.  Now, THAT's an investment that would pay off handsomely.

BTW, Amtrak trains don't even run at their top speeds for various reasons, they have to stop quite often when there's a rash of leftists who decide to try and commit suicide by lying on the tracks, and there is still a huge subsidy by the feds for every Amtrak ticket - even those on the most-used Northeast Corridor trains.

How about we sell Amtrak, instead - if we can find anyone stupid enough to buy it?  After all, the feds were only supposed to hang onto it for a few years ...

Posted by: iknowtheleft at February 08, 2011 10:26 AM (N49h9)

29 When they talk about High speed rail do they mean connecting distant cities where the speed has some value. Or do they mean really fast trains that stop for 3minutes every 5 miles for city commuting. I'm gonna guess #2 since that would be the most wasteful.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2011 10:26 AM (tf9Ne)

30 RT @HeritageActPA: BREAKING house to pull #TAA extension bill #tcot

Posted by: Somebody at February 08, 2011 10:26 AM (sZ+lP)

31

stuiec,

 

to that point. I've always wanted to ride a train. There is something romantic about it.

I was going to visit a buddy in DC and decided I would take a train. I looked it up online and the Pitt to DC ride was ten hours(each way) and 250 bucks round trip, I then looked on expedia and got a flight for 130 bucks and 45 minute trip.

It's so inefficient and expensive.

 

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:26 AM (wuv1c)

32

Look, if we don't build high speed rail across the country, we are damn sure never going to get a high speed rail line to the Moon.  We have to get busy. 

Have any of you read Dreams from my Father?  Was there something in there about wanting a train set and not getting it?  Does George Soros prefer rail to air travel?  There is an important factor driving this insanity - someone needs to dig up the connection. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 08, 2011 10:26 AM (LxXXO)

33 Bankruptcy comes faster on union-built high-speed rail.

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2011 10:27 AM (FcR7P)

34 Where is the GOP's plan for jobs?
Where is the GOP's plan for energy independence -- oil, nukes, coal, etc.?

Please review the concept of free markets.

Posted by: Heorot at February 08, 2011 10:27 AM (Nq/UF)

35 When they talk about High speed rail do they mean connecting distant cities where the speed has some value. Or do they mean really fast trains that stop for 3minutes every 5 miles for city commuting. I'm gonna guess #2 since that would be the most wasteful.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2011 02:26 PM (tf9Ne)

Neither one. They are talking about funding focus groups, study groups and lawsuits.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 08, 2011 10:28 AM (z1N6a)

36 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2011 02:23 PM (LH6ir)

And to continue that thought -- light rail is nothing compared to the costs involved in high-speed, long distance rail comparable to the European system.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 10:28 AM (LH6ir)

37

Everthing these fucking half-wits do, does not make sense! EVERYTHING!!11!!!

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2011 10:29 AM (pr+up)

38

I must be in a bizzaro world.  We are speculating with borrowed money for something that has been proven to be underutilized and unprofitable.  (look at Amtrack people!).

Our government does not understand that we no longer have the luxury of trying to stimulate, or "invest" our way out of this.  Cuts, cuts, cuts.  Significant cuts to sacred cow programs.  That includes defense, agriculture subsidies, college subsidies.  We need to cut, cut, cut so that people realize the Federal government cannot provide them a cradle to grave existence, and 2) the Federal goverment cannot use spending and pork as a means to get elected or stay in power.  Reducing the size of government is what we need, not the pretend meanlingless cuts proposed by both parties, and  certainly not the talk out both sides of your face "cuts" that Obama proposes to the tunes of Trillions of dollars.

Posted by: California Red at February 08, 2011 10:29 AM (smPb6)

39

stuiec,

 

to that point. I've always wanted to ride a train. There is something romantic about it.

I was going to visit a buddy in DC and decided I would take a train. I looked it up online and the Pitt to DC ride was ten hours(each way) and 250 bucks round trip, I then looked on expedia and got a flight for 130 bucks and 45 minute trip.

It's so inefficient and expensive

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 02:26 PM (wuv1c)

Back in the 80s I wanted to take a Passenger train from St. Louis to Cincinnati.  I had to go via either Chicago or New Orleans.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 08, 2011 10:30 AM (z1N6a)

40 Foam the tracks!  The Biden Express is comin' in!

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 08, 2011 10:30 AM (93Qr2)

41 THE CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO,THE A-TRAIN,THE WALBASH CANNONBALL,THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS,THE ORANGE BLOSSEM SPECIAL, were trains in popular songs but the PORK TRAIN is another wacko ideas that needs to be derailed

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 08, 2011 10:30 AM (vA9ld)

42 13
This is what happens when the Republicans have no ideas and no agenda.

Who?

Posted by: Barbarian at February 08, 2011 10:30 AM (EL+OC)

43

Also, let's be clear, the buiilding of tracks will be fought at every turn by environmental legal groups with endless budgets.

When was the last time we undertook a massive public project?

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:31 AM (wuv1c)

44 Unless you tack "guns" on the end, high speed rail is a waste of money.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at February 08, 2011 10:31 AM (TpXEI)

45 If Even the fucking LA-Las Vegas fucking bullet train would be unprofitable (even given that gambling would be permitted on the train once you cross the Nevada state line) and cannot be fucking done without government subsidy -- THEN FUCKING FORGET IT. 80% of the land between these two cities is uninhabited desert and would be cheap to buy up. There is a real need for the train (try driving back from Vegas Sunday afternoon). And yet -- even here, no private companies want it. So -- forget it. This is a nostalgia act. I like trains but if I really want nostalgia I will go to fucking europe and ride the fucking Orient Express. That will be expensive, but it will be cheaper (and more fun) than this bullshit.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2011 10:31 AM (nj1bB)

46 How fast do I really want to get from one inner city to the next inner city?

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2011 10:32 AM (FcR7P)

47

High speed train fetish = union jobs for construction + union jobs to operate + fantasy greenie eco pipedream to inconvienience us all - private sector concern for profit or accountability.   Add it all up, and the taxpayer is getting screwed.

 

Posted by: California Red at February 08, 2011 10:32 AM (smPb6)

48 Biden, who estimated he has ridden Amtrak between Washington and his home in Wilmington, Delaware, some 7,900 times, made a strong pitch for rail transportation to enable the United States to compete and lead internationally.

Wait, we've had this little economic debate before. I thought we decided that because.

The US's economic centers were much more spread out than other countries.
And
The US economy moved on a short time cycle compared to other economies.

That we were going to invest in air travel infrastructure.
Didn't we "lead" the world internationally on that?
Given how well the Air/Road system has served us, shouldn't we be investing in the weak link there, the roads?

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 08, 2011 10:32 AM (0q2P7)

49 California is going broke but they still are going to spend billions they don't have going from nowhere to nowhere, i.e., Corcorcan.

Posted by: moi at February 08, 2011 10:33 AM (Ez4Ql)

50

Back in the 80s I wanted to take a Passenger train from St. Louis to Cincinnati.  I had to go via either Chicago or New Orleans.

Yeah, I could have saved money if i drove to another city to catch the train, but what's the frigging point?

I am going to take a train someday. I might take that one in canada that goes cross country

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:33 AM (wuv1c)

51 Rail brings the minorities to the burbs to rape and pillage.

Posted by: Barbarian at February 08, 2011 10:33 AM (EL+OC)

52 High speed rail will bring all sorts of good things - opportunities for a Credit Mobilier-style corruption, massive defrauding of the taxpayers by the contractors, union featherbedding, another mass transportation system that will require more unionized TSA gropers, massive Federal expenditures...  What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Reiver at February 08, 2011 10:33 AM (64S5N)

53 It would be a lot cheaper to load Sheriff Joe into a cannon every morning and fire him from Wilmington to DC.  He could land on a big trampoline and there could be clowns and balloons.

Posted by: Cicero at February 08, 2011 10:33 AM (QKKT0)

54

I took Amtrak once.... from Eugene OR. to Seattle.  The train got into Eugene 4 hours late.  It took 3 hours longer getting from Eugene to Seattle than it would have if I had drove.  I then paid a cab driver to drive me to my house about the same amount it would have cost me in gas to get from Eugene to Seattle.... 7 hours earlier.

But I got to ride on a train.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 08, 2011 10:34 AM (C2//T)

55 Ace, c'mon.  You know private companies are EVIL and only want to make INSANE PROFITS!!!!  That's why they don't build rail.  It has NOTHING to do with it's inefficiency or bloated costs.

Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 10:34 AM (UK9cE)

56

The US's economic centers were much more spread out than other countries.
And

not only that, we don't have a massive migrant work force, and most people own cars.

Whenever you see video of Chinese or Indian trains that are over packed(and in India with people on the roof) it is because they are migrant workers and don't have cars.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:34 AM (wuv1c)

57

Look, if we don't build high speed rail across the country, we are damn sure never going to get a high speed rail line to the Moon.

Idiot.  There will never be a train to the moon.

It'll be an elevator.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at February 08, 2011 10:35 AM (QKKT0)

58 I'll be back.

Posted by: the stanley steamer at February 08, 2011 10:36 AM (GTbGH)

59 55 It would be a lot cheaper to load Sheriff Joe into a cannon every morning and fire him from Wilmington to DC.  He could land on a big trampoline and there could be clowns and balloons.

Posted by: Cicero at February 08, 2011 02:33 PM (QKKT0)

hehe lmao

 

Posted by: dananjcon at February 08, 2011 10:36 AM (pr+up)

60 I worked for years with the freight train system in this country. It is fantastic; far better than the shitty system that Europe has. One of the reasons why our consumer goods are so amazingly inexpensive is our incredibly efficient freight system.

But those efficiencies don't translate to a passenger system. A toilet being shipped from Seattle to Tampa doesn't care about being dropped off 30 miles away, sitting for a night, and then being trucked to the distribution center. Your pork ribs from Iowa are perfectly content to get to Charlotte via Chicago and maybe New Jersey.

People are slightly more picky, and demand convenient stations, which translates to things like $15 billion tunnels under the Hudson (thank you Chris Christie for canceling that boondoggle) and $300 million stations in Downtown Chicago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 10:37 AM (LH6ir)

61 Between state funding of a "high speed" (yeah right) rail commission--while real road projects go wanting--and state funding of stem-cell research (the 21st century version of Snake Oil)--while overcrowded public hospitals shut down--California is going, going.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2011 10:37 AM (ujg0T)

62 55 It would be a lot cheaper to load Sheriff Joe into a cannon every morning and fire him from Wilmington to DC. He could land on a big trampoline and there could be clowns and balloons. Posted by: Cicero at February 08, 2011 02:33 PM (QKKT0) No, once Biden lands then you've already brought in the clowns. (Tip the veal, try the waitresses!)

Posted by: joncelli the rather frustrated taxpayer at February 08, 2011 10:37 AM (RD7QR)

63 It's that or build entire cities that will sit empty but we have got to keep up with China damn it.

Posted by: Joe "This is a Big Fucking Deal" Biden at February 08, 2011 10:37 AM (iVGwp)

64

Even if trains were economically feasible, they're still a problem.  Security is totally impossible.  I'm amazed that little Muz aren't running around blowing up remote bits of rail, or just plan prying up a rail here or there.  Pleny of freight still moves on rail. 

Any above ground bullet train would be highly vulnerable to sabotage.  Imagine a whole train load of passengers going off the tracks at 200 mph.  Not a pretty sight, I bet.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 08, 2011 10:37 AM (xUM1Q)

65

California is going broke but they still are going to spend billions they don't have going from nowhere to nowhere, i.e., Corcorcan.

Hey, have you heard about our Government-Paid Universal Healthcare Bill? http://tinyurl.com/6c6k6wm

Posted by: Kwaaaaazy California Legislators at February 08, 2011 10:38 AM (QKKT0)

66 I have another futuristic idea! If you harness a horse to a wagon, you can haul stuff without using gasoline! Emissions would not cause global warming cooling climate change, but could be used to feed organic vegetables! And we could go back to dirt instead of paved roads!

Posted by: real joe at February 08, 2011 10:38 AM (IpIBJ)

67 Posted by: moi at February 08, 2011 02:33 PM (Ez4Ql)

Corcoran isn't "Nowhere." Corcoran is "Nowhere's" asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 10:39 AM (LH6ir)

68

Thinking built on the past. Yeah, fuck all that experience and knowledge. Lets go with stoopid and ignorant, thats the future!

No it ain't fuckstick, lets see you get this turd past the Rethuglicans in Congress.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2011 10:39 AM (OlN4e)

69 If we're going to revert to rail, maybe we should give steam engines another look?

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:40 AM (wuv1c)

70 33
I've always wanted to ride a train. There is something romantic about it.
I was going to visit a buddy in DC and decided I would take a train. I looked it up online and the Pitt to DC ride was ten hours(each way) and 250 bucks round trip, I then looked on expedia and got a flight for 130 bucks and 45 minute trip.
It's so inefficient and expensive.
Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 02:26 PM (wuv1c)

You haven't hit upon half of the pleasures provided by Amtrak.

Picture boarding a train that has been en route from points south for the better part of a day and the toilet's broken, filling the car with a perfectly lovely aroma.

Picture taking a train from Richmond and arriving at DC at the very moment you were scheduled to arrive in Wilmington -- another two hours away -- and Amtrak told the person who was to pick you up at the station that your train was running on time.

Those Russians traveling through Siberia in boxcars in Doctor Zhivago were only slightly worse off than the average traveler on Amtrak. (But we can look forward to Preznint Splutnik roaming hither and yon by high-speed rail like Comrade Strelnikov, comrades!)

Posted by: ya2daup at February 08, 2011 10:40 AM (UzjcV)

71

Take Portland to LA route, one way.

Let's say I-5 carries 30 cars per minute X 2 pax per car = 60/min, or (say) 85K pax per day.

HSR could run 3 trains/hr max, at 1000 pax per train, that's 48K pax per day.

I am skeptical that any rail system can run 3 HS trains per hour, 24-7 (6 if you count both ways), so if it is 1/hr, it is only 16K pax/day.  Okay, so if the HST runs twice as fast as a car, the rate goes to 32K pax/day.

Also you still have auto-type trips on both ends to get door-to-door.  And then there's the little matter of the infrastructure one-time and sustaining costs of the railway and rolling stock, compared to a highway where the users maintain their own "rolling stock".  I don't think HSR makes sense.

BTW I have ridden the TGV and it was a hoot!  To the west of Paris it runs down some freeway medians, and watching those Mercedes and BMWs go backwards was amazing.  But you would have to be Joe Biden to imagine that my ticket covered more than a small fraction of the cost of my ride!

Posted by: sherlock at February 08, 2011 10:41 AM (BaQuW)

72 A side benefit (of course) is that the goddam government will have a much tighter control of who goes where when and why. Fuck that too.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2011 10:42 AM (OlN4e)

73

Even if trains were economically feasible, they're still a problem.  Security is totally impossible.  I'm amazed that little Muz aren't running around blowing up remote bits of rail, or just plan prying up a rail here or there.  Pleny of freight still moves on rail. 

Any above ground bullet train would be highly vulnerable to sabotage.  Imagine a whole train load of passengers going off the tracks at 200 mph.  Not a pretty sight, I bet.

I wonder if I put a penny on a high speed rail if it would cause a derailment?

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:42 AM (wuv1c)

74 If we're going to revert to rail, maybe we should give steam engines another look?

Being done.  They're awaiting the verdict of the clean coal commission.

Posted by: jwb7605 at February 08, 2011 10:42 AM (Qxe/p)

Posted by: SeeBS at February 08, 2011 10:43 AM (1XKpL)

76 High speed train fetish = union jobs for construction + union jobs to operate + fantasy greenie eco pipedream to inconvienience us all - private sector concern for profit or accountability.

This reminds me of the bullshit the NFL and Players Union are pulling right now.  The NFL in general generates something like $8 billion a year/season.  The owners get $1 billion of that, the players get 60% of what's left and the rest is operating costs or some such.  The owners are asking for $2 billion, but the Players Union can't see the books, so they won't agree and don't believe that the owners need that extra billion.  What job have YOU ever had that you demanded to see the owners profits and you get guaranteed a percentage of that money?  Owners own because they make money.......the players get paid very well for what they do, outside of the benefits they receive for actually having that fucking 'job'........You think they pay their own way when traveling?  They get more for a weekend than I get in salary each month.......

Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 10:43 AM (UK9cE)

77 Posted by: Soothsayer Kaczynski at February 08, 2011 02:23 PM (uFokq)

Black out?  What black out?

Posted by: Your Friends in the MFM at February 08, 2011 10:43 AM (8y9MW)

78

Those Russians traveling through Siberia in boxcars in Doctor Zhivago were only slightly worse off than the average traveler on Amtrak. (But we can look forward to Preznint Splutnik roaming hither and yon by high-speed rail like Comrade Strelnikov, comrades!)

heh. I like that reference. I've heard horror stories about amtrak. that's why i'm gonna try one of the luxury ones up in canada some time in the future(probably several years from now)

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:44 AM (wuv1c)

79

I wonder if I put a penny on a high speed rail if it would cause a derailment?

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 02:42 PM (wuv1c)

I dunno...  But I bet if you and and another guy picked up the heaviest rock you could find and dropped it on the track, or else just made a pile of smaller rocks, the result would be pretty spectacular, and would only have cost you a few minutes hard labor.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 08, 2011 10:44 AM (xUM1Q)

80 There is a cargo cult mentality here. Liberals want to emulate Europe, and Europe has trains, so.... But as a commenter noted, their cities are much more tightly packed than ours. Europe has a much higher population density than the US -- even the higher-density NJ only competes but does not win against Holland's density. For certain trips, cars make sense; for mid-range trips, trains make sense; for long-range trips, planes make sense. In most of America, either cars or planes make sense -- it makes no sense to take the train from LA to San Fran, for example. It's a fucking 12 hour ride or something. (I looked it up once.) Trains only make sense in the tightly-packed NE and a few other areas where major cities like Philly, DC, and NYC are mid-range from each other. It makes no sense for 90% of the country, which is why the bafflingly stupid Chicago-DC line needs to be so heavily subsidized. The only connection that it occurs to me even needs train service it doesn't have is the LA/LV line, and if even that juicy line would be unprofitable (compared to planes) then there is no point. We do not need Buffalo-Cleveland lines. Miami to Atlanta? Maybe. But most cities that it makes sense to connect already are connected.

Posted by: ace at February 08, 2011 10:45 AM (nj1bB)

81 Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 02:43 PM (UK9cE)

But... but... permanent injury!  Concussions!  Bad Choices!

Wait.  Strike that "bad choices" thing, we've found it doesn't sell so well...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 10:45 AM (8y9MW)

82 What really chafes my ass on stuff like this is that everyone, that is everyone including the clueless idiots that always vote Dem, know that these trains are a worthless drag yet they will go along with it.

Hey Repubs in the House, here is 53B to cut in one useless project. Also, if I am not mistaken both Rand Paul and Jim DeMint had ALL of the AMTRAC subsidies up on the chopping block didn't they?

Posted by: Vic at February 08, 2011 10:45 AM (M9Ie6)

83 I've never understood the liberal fascination with trains. I mean, don't get me wrong: I like trains. I'm a pro-train kind of guy. I like the trains themselves; I like songs about trains. But in the modern era, trains make no sense as people-movers (and they're barely worth it for freight). Liberals: if you want to know why commuter trains work in Japan and Europe*, but not in America, look at a frigging map (especially that big tract of Jesusland west of the Mississippi). *And it's an open question to me whether commuter trains really "work" in Japan, given the colossal amount of debt the Japanese racked up. It's an open question as to whether the bullet-trains are even going to be sustainable in modern Japan.

Posted by: Monty at February 08, 2011 10:45 AM (4Pleu)

84

billion.  What job have YOU ever had that you demanded to see the owners profits and you get guaranteed a percentage of that money?  Owners own because they make money.......the players get paid very well for what they do, outside of the benefits they receive for actually having that fucking 'job'........You think they pay their own way when traveling?  They get more for a weekend than I get in salary each month.......

more importantly in any union v. management/owner battle, if the current players left, the owners could still run the league. There are some 1600 players in the league, all can be replaced if need be. Can the same be said of the owners/management?

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:46 AM (wuv1c)

85 I was told by an engineer that our tracks are too wide for high speed rail and bullet trains.  He said we would have to change all the track all over the county.  He also said a whole range of safety concerns would crop up with trains going that fast and inevitably there would be some horrific accidents which would sour the public rather quickly on the expensive system.

he also said he thought it was a moot point as he thinks the Chinese have been building it for two years now for us to buy.

Posted by: curious at February 08, 2011 10:46 AM (p302b)

86
How about a High Speed Border FenceTrain?

Posted by: Outside the Carton at February 08, 2011 10:46 AM (rMMMP)

87 So Joltin' Joe has ridden the Acela from DC to Wilmington how many times?

I notice the current one-way fare -- not first-class -- is $135.00. I'm sure the First Bumpkin gets a discount pass, but it's still going to be a hefty hit. For taxpayers, anyway.

Despite the atrocious fares, Amtrak still gets heavy subsidies, still loses boo-coo bucks every year.

Yeah, I'm all for spending billions more to build more heavily subsidized rail lines, especially when those billions will part of the debt that is crippling the nation.

Posted by: MrScribbler© at February 08, 2011 10:47 AM (Ulu3i)

88 I want the train going 300 miles an hour in the residential neighborhood where my house is. That way at least I won't have to wait 30 minutes for it to pass stopped in my car. It will be a lot better that way.

Posted by: Dumb Liberal. at February 08, 2011 10:47 AM (ue0DQ)

89 Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!

Posted by: Lyle Lanley at February 08, 2011 10:47 AM (Oz4Bj)

90

 I've never understood the liberal fascination with trains. I mean, don't get me wrong: I like trains. I'm a pro-train kind of guy. I like the trains themselves; I like songs about trains. But in the modern era, trains make no sense as people-movers (and they're barely worth it for freight).

actually they are extremely cost effective for moving coal, steel scrap, coke(not the drink), etc.

Heavy industry could never ever ever afford to have that stuff moved by 18 wheelers.

Barges and trains will always exist as long as we have heavy industry.

I'm not so sure about consumer freight though.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:47 AM (wuv1c)

91 Biden, who estimated he has ridden Amtrak between Washington and his home in Wilmington, Delaware, some 7,900 times, made a strong pitch for rail transportation to enable the United States to compete and lead internationally.
-------------
Compete?  How does a high speed rail make us more competitive?  Rail will never compete with airlines.  The only place it makes sense is short runs between small cities, which is precisely the type of route doomed to lose money year after year because riders will not pay the true fare to keep those routes sustainable.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2011 10:48 AM (f9c2L)

92 We're gonna need faster horses, Butch.

Posted by: Sundance at February 08, 2011 10:48 AM (EW49d)

93 I, for one, look forward to the day when I can look out the window of the passenger car and watch the steam from the locomotive mix with the rays of the setting sun, while unicorns prance and frolic amongst the windmills and solar panels in the green pastures along the tracks. 

Posted by: DaveK at February 08, 2011 10:49 AM (boNGU)

94 Posted by: ace at February 08, 2011 02:45 PM (nj1bB)

Dallas - Houston.  Because people in Houston need a faster way to escape.

I mostly agree with you, and I think that if any form of Passenger Rail is going to succeed commercially, it would have to be regional rail.  Trans-Continental rail only makes sense for cargo, really.

Even regional rail has some major disadvantages in light of the fact most Americans already have cars, and you can drive yourself without worrying about some company's scheduling.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 10:49 AM (8y9MW)

95 "Seize the Future".  Seems as though that's what they've been doing the last two years, huh.  This shit's gotta stop.  Hopefully the House repubs will hold the line.

Posted by: RON PAUL!! at February 08, 2011 10:49 AM (FeeTi)

96

Lets see... Denver to Oakland CA...

$207 and a day and a half by train...

Just flew same for $121... and took about 10 hours with a fairly long layover...

 

FAIL.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2011 10:49 AM (AdK6a)

97 Massive sock fail.

Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2011 10:50 AM (FeeTi)

98 You know Japan, France and Germany all have trains! So should we! (Ignore the fact that we are 10 times bigger than any of those countries: Russia has trains too!)

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 08, 2011 10:50 AM (0q2P7)

99  I'm hearing that the libs/dems would prefer to take trains, more so than planes and they feel that a good rail system would lower the number of cars on the road.  I just really think that this "high speed rail" thing is wrapped up in their "european envy"

Posted by: curious at February 08, 2011 10:50 AM (p302b)

100

We do not need Buffalo-Cleveland lines. Miami to Atlanta? Maybe. But most cities that it makes sense to connect already are connected.

More specifically, we probably can't have high speed rails travel through the Appalachans or Rockies.

So you probably won't be able to go coast to coast on a high speed rail.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:51 AM (wuv1c)

101 But... but... permanent injury!  Concussions!  Bad Choices!

Wait.  Strike that "bad choices" thing, we've found it doesn't sell so well...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 02:45 PM (8y9MW)


That was the other thing that pissed me off.  HEALTH CARE after retirement!!!  WTF!?!  Obamacare is supposed to be good enough for me and my family, but not for a fucking FOOTBALL PLAYER!!??!!  Fuck you AND the horse you rode in on, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 10:51 AM (UK9cE)

102 Germany used trains a lot to move people in the 1940's

Posted by: robtr nickless liberation front at February 08, 2011 10:51 AM (hVDig)

103

Maybe Obama is trying to hard to be like Lincoln. Trains played a major role in the Civil War.

 

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 10:52 AM (wuv1c)

104
>>>Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 08, 2011 02:30 PM (vA9ld)

I think this is legit.

Posted by: Soothsayer Kaczynski at February 08, 2011 10:52 AM (uFokq)

105 Now we're talkin'.

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at February 08, 2011 10:53 AM (ntv/e)

106 You know, I could help Mubarak too.

Posted by: High-Speed Rail at February 08, 2011 10:53 AM (ntv/e)

107 >>Dallas - Houston.  Because people in Houston need a faster way to escape.


I'm definitely planning to move to Dallas after the way the Super Bowl was held. You normally have to move to Cuba to get that kind of efficiency.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2011 10:53 AM (45DBC)

108

Heavy industry could never ever ever afford to have that stuff moved by 18 wheelers.

Barges and trains will always exist as long as we have heavy industry.

I'm not so sure about consumer freight though.

Don't worry 'bout that Ben. Zero and his merry band of genital lice are gonna do away with all that nasty, evil, exploitative heavy industry. And they're doing a great job, btw.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2011 10:54 AM (OlN4e)

109 I heard a blurb on the radio that they will tie into existing track ?  Yea right - like a Formula 1 race car with 1905 wood rimed tires on a cobblestone street.

Posted by: melvin at February 08, 2011 10:55 AM (3OCZw)

110 But as a commenter noted..

Yea! I've been promoted to "a commenter"!!!!

Posted by: MīcÞeMūß at February 08, 2011 10:55 AM (0q2P7)

111

The problem with rail is not speed.  The problem is Amtrack.  Several years ago I wanted to travel from NYC to Indy.  I checked the tain and the plane.  Yes the train took longer than the plane, but more importantly, the train was more than twice the cost.

Conversely, many years ago, the lack of speed was an important consideration.  Back in the early 90's I took the auto train as I made my move from New York to Key West.  Not only did my car come with me, I enjoyed a nice sleep on that train.

The ideal vision of railroad in the US is not the intercontinental railroad (which actually went past each other until congress finally got mad and cut off the funding) but Henry Flaggler's overseas railroad across the Florida Keys, although it was "Flaggler's Folly" and eventually failed it was the perfect example of everything the President hates in our nation, and the only reason it failed was that not even man's determination can stop a well powered hurricane.

Posted by: Christopher Beattie at February 08, 2011 10:55 AM (6QekN)

112

How about a High Speed Border FenceTrain?

Somewhat OT, but I would support airline subsidies for illegal aliens. Once caught, fly them to Cozumel. From there, it is 2000 miles back up to the border, 50 of it swimming to Cancun.

It would make for a transcontinental "Chutes And Ladders" game.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2011 10:55 AM (ujg0T)

113 Come on, $56 billion isn't too much to serve the country's stated goal, the creation and sustainment of cushy government jobs and pensions for connected retards.

Posted by: joeindc44 at February 08, 2011 10:56 AM (QxSug)

114 Germany used trains a lot to move people in the 1940's

ISWYDT

Posted by: godwin at February 08, 2011 10:57 AM (GTbGH)

115

Yea! I've been promoted to "a commenter"!!!!

Could be worse.

Posted by: The Professor and Mary Ann at February 08, 2011 10:57 AM (QKKT0)

116 Posted by: Sponge © at February 08, 2011 02:51 PM (UK9cE)

To be fair, I don't think any of the NFL Players really support OCare, nor do the majority of the owners.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 10:57 AM (8y9MW)

117 One overlooked advantage of high-speed rail is that the myriad Darwin Award contestants who try to weave their way through the crossing guard arms would have to bring their "A" game ... every damn time.

Also, if we already had high-speed rail, the movie Eraser would have been about 90 seconds shorter (and that's a big ef'ing deal).

Posted by: ya2daup at February 08, 2011 10:57 AM (UzjcV)

118 I just really think that this "high speed rail" thing is wrapped up in their "european envy"
Posted by: curious
------
That's exactly what it is.  However, they totally ignore the fact that the U.S. is spread out much more so than Europe.Towns are more compact.. once you get to a town by train you can walk or use local transportation to get to your endpoint.  You cannot do that here.  Hell, in Chicago, once you get to the train station, you could still be 40 miles away from the suburb you need to get to.  It's idiotic.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2011 10:58 AM (f9c2L)

119

Obama's "watermelon" buddies are hiding in the bushes, waiting to launch 10,000 environmental studies that will quintuple the costs of any rail line, followed by 10,000 lawsuits against the rape of Gaia those lines will cause, and they will never be built, but the good old USA will have the most enviro-hotshot lawyers on the planet - that's the real agenda!

No, not THAT kind of watermelon, you morons - the green outside, red inside kind!  But I'll just proactively denounce myself to save everyone the trouble, okay?

Posted by: sherlock at February 08, 2011 10:59 AM (BaQuW)

120

Yes the train took longer than the plane, but more importantly, the train was more than twice the cost.

Hmmm.  What could be done to make a more expensive, longer train ride more attractive than an airplane flight?

Posted by: The Friendly Hands At The TSA at February 08, 2011 10:59 AM (QKKT0)

121

Look, if we don't build high speed rail across the country, we are damn sure never going to get a high speed rail line to the Moon.

Idiot.  There will never be a train to the moon.

It'll be an elevator.

Dummy.  Elevators don't have windows.  Trains have windows.  It will be a train. 

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 08, 2011 11:00 AM (LxXXO)

122 Cars represent individual freedom, trains are a collective solution. It's a no-brainer as to why they prefer mass transit of all kinds. Not to mention the additional control that a collective solution gives the elites over the proles.

Posted by: real joe at February 08, 2011 11:00 AM (IpIBJ)

123 Posted by: Dr Spank at February 08, 2011 02:53 PM (45DBC)

You do know the NFL took over everything that directly had to do with the Superbowl, yes?

The rolling black-outs were stupid (I hope someone gets fired over that) and I'm not sure why they didn't just bring in the snow plows before the storm hit, but most of that debacle can be laid directly at the feet of the NFL.

@112 - I don't speak Greek, and I have a distrust of posting anything in a foreign language I don't know.  I always have a feeling that what it really says is "Heh.  Stupid American."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 11:00 AM (8y9MW)

124 Lionel still makes an awesome train complete with track and controller for well under $50 billion

Posted by: melvin at February 08, 2011 11:01 AM (3OCZw)

125 Aye caramba!!1!11!! Siempre supimos que Obama estaba en los carriles de alta velocidad!1!!11!1 IYKWWMAITYD

Posted by: The Medillin Cartel at February 08, 2011 11:01 AM (le5qc)

126

Dummy.  Elevators don't have windows.  Trains have windows.  It will be a train. 

Ahem.

Posted by: Your local mall glass elevator at February 08, 2011 11:01 AM (ujg0T)

127

I wonder if I put a penny on a high speed rail if it would cause a derailment?

One way to find out . . .

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 08, 2011 11:01 AM (LxXXO)

128

Posted by: sherlock at February 08, 2011 02:59 PM (BaQuW)

He said watermelon.  Heh.  Heheh.

Posted by: Beavis at February 08, 2011 11:01 AM (QKKT0)

129

Hmmm.  What could be done to make a more expensive, longer train ride more attractive than an airplane flight?

Posted by: The Friendly Hands At The TSA at February 08, 2011 02:59 PM (QKKT0)

 

Drugs and hookers?

Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2011 11:02 AM (FeeTi)

130

Hmmm.  What could be done to make a more expensive, longer train ride more attractive than an airplane flight?

Posted by: The Friendly Hands At The TSA at February 08, 2011 02:59 PM

Private bunks and hookers?

Posted by: MrScribbler© at February 08, 2011 11:02 AM (Ulu3i)

131 Posted by: Soona at February 08, 2011 03:02 PM

We can share the profits!

Posted by: MrScribbler© at February 08, 2011 11:03 AM (Ulu3i)

132 The US already has the best train system in the world - if you want to move intermodal freight. We have coast to coast double-stack right of ways in place already. You can stack two shipping containers on a flat car, and haul hundreds of cars in a single train. Try that in China, or Europe. There is some federal money that would be useful to invest. A couple billion in Chicago (I know, but it is where all the train lines intersect), could clear up the freight congestion in the Chicago rail yards that can make it take 48 hours to move a freight car across town. For another billion, you could rebuild the tunnel under Baltimore and separate freight and Amtrak trains, and allow double stack trains to go from Florida to New England. Everybody benefits from faster shipping times and getting more trucks off the highways. But hey, why help the US be a more competitive place to do business.

Posted by: Stirner at February 08, 2011 11:03 AM (nTjSs)

133

What about me?

Posted by: The Gravy Train at February 08, 2011 11:05 AM (ntv/e)

134 Ahem.

Posted by: The Peace Train at February 08, 2011 11:05 AM (ntv/e)

135 I was told by an engineer that our tracks are too wide for high speed rail and bullet trains.

Whichever engineer told you that is a fucking retard. Rail gauges are the same in the US and Europe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2011 11:05 AM (Q0w+1)

136

Whichever engineer told you that is a fucking retard. Rail gauges are the same in the US and Europe.

As a mechanical engineer, I fail to see how a few inches in extra width is gonna have a material effect on the high speed feasibility anyway.

Posted by: maddogg at February 08, 2011 11:07 AM (OlN4e)

137

Whichever engineer told you that is a fucking retard. Rail gauges are the same in the US and Europe.

*cough*

Posted by: Russia at February 08, 2011 11:08 AM (QKKT0)

138

"Several times the California High Speed Rail Authority has been caught mapping out bullet train alignments and then failing to notify homeowners whose properties would be slated for seizure via eminent domain."

  So here we have crooked railroads and corrupt politicians conspiring to steal private land and evict homeowners. Lovely.

 The California High Speed Rail Authority sounds like a collection of villians from a bad Western. 

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 08, 2011 11:08 AM (jmf9+)

139

Dummy.  Elevators don't have windows.  Trains have windows.  It will be a train. 

Ahem.

Posted by: Your local mall glass elevator

 

Yeah, like they're going to build a mall all the way to the Moon . . .

Posted by: Penultimatum at February 08, 2011 11:09 AM (LxXXO)

140

Whichever engineer told you that is a fucking retard. Rail gauges are the same in the US and Europe.

*cough* *cough*

Posted by: Spain at February 08, 2011 11:09 AM (QKKT0)

141

There is some federal money that would be useful to invest. A couple billion in Chicago (I know, but it is where all the train lines intersect), could clear up the freight congestion in the Chicago rail yards that can make it take 48 hours to move a freight car across town.

They did this for the ports at Los Angeles / Long Beach and it was a godsend.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2011 11:09 AM (ujg0T)

142 Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 08, 2011 03:08 PM (jmf9+)

It does sound like a plot synopsis for The Lone Ranger, doesn't it?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 11:10 AM (8y9MW)

143

Has no-one pointed out that this is all just a ploy to hire even more unionized TSA workers?

I'd be all for a rail system if it was a) cheap and b) efficient.  It is neither and never will be, unfortunately.  The USA is not Europe.  If the libs want to have the European experience, why don't they just move there already?

Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at February 08, 2011 11:10 AM (gH+Hj)

144


What about me?

Posted by: The Gravy Train

Get back in line

Posted by: The Soul Train with Don Cornelius at February 08, 2011 11:10 AM (3OCZw)

145

actually they are extremely cost effective for moving coal, steel scrap, coke(not the drink), etc.

Heavy industry could never ever ever afford to have that stuff moved by 18 wheelers.

Barges and trains will always exist as long as we have heavy industry.

I'm not so sure about consumer freight though.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 02:47 PM (wuv1c)

The fascinating thing is that coal and steel scrap and things of that sort tend to travel from mines that stay open for a long time to factories that tend to stay open for a long time.  By contrast, patterns of consumer and business passenger travel are much more fluid, making it much harder to plan to amortize a given passenger rail route over a period of time.  (Passenger airplanes have the signal advantage of being able to be rerouted as travel patterns shift.)

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2011 11:11 AM (Di3Im)

146

 The California High Speed Rail Authority sounds like a collection of villians from a bad Western. 

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at February 08, 2011 03:08 PM (jmf9+)

 

No shit!!

Posted by: Sweet Nell - tied up on the tracks at February 08, 2011 11:11 AM (FeeTi)

147

The California High Speed Rail Authority sounds like a collection of villians from a bad Western. 

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at February 08, 2011 11:11 AM (QKKT0)

148 Posted by: Russia at February 08, 2011 03:08 PM (QKKT0)

Keep coughing, Ivan. You have, what, a single high-speed rail line?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2011 11:12 AM (Q0w+1)

149 Well the current passenger rail systems are so efficient how can anyone be against this.

Sound Transit's (un)progress report on light rail

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2011 11:12 AM (tf9Ne)

150

As a mechanical engineer, I fail to see how a few inches in extra width is gonna have a material effect on the high speed feasibility anyway.

Posted by: maddogg
-----------
It probably means the libtards want to outsource the rail cars to European manufacturers.  Why have a multi-billion dollar project that would actually benefit Americans?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2011 11:13 AM (f9c2L)

151 My sister used to date a high speed rail train. He knocked her up, stole her iphone, and had two of his buddies move in the house and start smoking crack. It did not end well.

Posted by: Thomas the Tank Engine at February 08, 2011 11:13 AM (ue0DQ)

152 hahhaha I just realized that the engineer who told me that our tracks are too wide works for Honda.

Posted by: curious at February 08, 2011 11:14 AM (p302b)

153

I was going to visit a buddy in DC and decided I would take a train. I looked it up online and the Pitt to DC ride was ten hours(each way) and 250 bucks round trip, I then looked on expedia and got a flight for 130 bucks and 45 minute trip.

It's so inefficient and expensive.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 02:26 PM (wuv1c)

You have to look at long-distance train travel much the same way that people nowadays look at ship travel: it's the voyage, not the arrival, that makes it worth it.  If you aren't into riding the train precisely for the opportunity to stare at the scenery for 10 hours, it's not worth it.

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2011 11:14 AM (Di3Im)

154 If the libs want to have the European experience, why don't they just move there already?

Because Europe's gravy train is fully booked and running out of fuel.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2011 11:14 AM (tf9Ne)

155

So, if a public works project trips over a salamander nest or spotted-turtle path, the project is essentially D.O.A.

But a project that displaces human beings?  No problem.

Huh.

Posted by: bostonirish at February 08, 2011 11:14 AM (d6raA)

156 Keep coughing, Ivan. You have, what, a single high-speed rail line?

Yea but they do have a nice non working replika of the Space Shuttle

OK but they do have the most beautiful train stations

Posted by: melvin at February 08, 2011 11:15 AM (3OCZw)

157 My sister used to date a high speed rail train. He knocked her up, stole her iphone, and had two of his buddies move in the house and start smoking crack. It did not end well.

Posted by: Thomas the Tank Engine at February 08, 2011 03:13 PM (ue0DQ)

Did she end up pulling a high-speed train?

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2011 11:15 AM (Di3Im)

158 I got it!  What about a bullet train that actually delivers bullets!?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2011 11:17 AM (ntv/e)

159 Posted by: Spain at February 08, 2011 03:09 PM (QKKT0)

Your high-speed lines are built on standard gauge, hombre.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 08, 2011 11:17 AM (Q0w+1)

160 Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2011 03:17 PM (ntv/e)

No, no, no.  You're confused.

That's a rail gun.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 11:18 AM (8y9MW)

161

So here we have crooked railroads and corrupt politicians conspiring to steal private land and evict homeowners. Lovely.

We'll do a number 6.  That's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.

Posted by: Taggart at February 08, 2011 11:18 AM (QKKT0)

162 Well if the high speed rails here are anything like the high speed rails in Japan it might be worth it. They are known as a place where women get molested and groped by everyone around them. Google it if you doubt me.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 08, 2011 11:18 AM (ue0DQ)

163 And I want my High Speed Train Elevated so no rodents or corn crops are displaced.

Posted by: melvin at February 08, 2011 11:19 AM (3OCZw)

164

Any above ground bullet train would be highly vulnerable to sabotage.  Imagine a whole train load of passengers going off the tracks at 200 mph.  Not a pretty sight, I bet.

Posted by: Reactionary at February 08, 2011 02:37 PM (xUM1Q)

Well, Obama was right: no point in patting down passengers at rail stations when terrorists anywhere along the line could destroy the entire train with next to no investment in time and material.

Of course, I am confident that our nation, that can't secure a thousand miles of our actual international border, will nonetheless secure thousands of miles of high-speed rail lines.  President Obama must believe it, so I believe it.

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2011 11:19 AM (Di3Im)

165

We'll do a number 6.  That's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life.

Posted by: Taggart at February 08, 2011 03:18 PM (QKKT0)

Gabby Johnson said, "The Sheriff is NEAR!"

Posted by: stuiec at February 08, 2011 11:20 AM (Di3Im)

166 Other than freight intercontinental rail doesn't make sense. Amtrak should get out of the commuter rail business and allow states to run those smaller authorities. Many states already do this and it shouldn't be Amtrak's job anywhere. Other than the Northeast Corridor and a few other instate connections between dense cities, there shouldn't be ANY federally funded rail. As far as freight improvements, why can't Norfolk Southern pay for it's own infrastructure? Don't even get me started on those assholes at CSX, which seem rather disinterested in actually running their damn railroad like a real railroad, and not real estate liquidation firm.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 08, 2011 11:21 AM (ijjAe)

167 Gotta have them there trains.  Cain't get mah cows to Kansas City no more.  Them sodbusters got it all fucked up. *spit

Posted by: Cowboy Hank at February 08, 2011 11:22 AM (FeeTi)

168

So, the Administration wants $53 bn to run a high speed train on us. 

Posted by: Alex at February 08, 2011 11:23 AM (J2ejK)

169 'Chelle's going to get in on this act and recommend that a federal program be established to equip every American couple with a two-seater paddle boat and set them to work hauling river freight.

Posted by: ya2daup at February 08, 2011 11:25 AM (UzjcV)

170 Posted by: Cowboy Hank at February 08, 2011 03:22 PM (FeeTi)

Ummm... Cowboy?  Those trains mean you make about an extra hundred bucks a head.  Walking all the way from Fort Worth to OKC runs off a lot of pounds on those cows.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 11:26 AM (8y9MW)

171 Posted by: ya2daup at February 08, 2011 03:25 PM (UzjcV)

Naa.  Entirely too free market for them.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at February 08, 2011 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

172 170 Gotta have them there trains.  Cain't get mah cows to Kansas City no more.  Them sodbusters got it all fucked up. *spit*

Get with it paw Its the new economy n all - sposed ta cut them thar cows up inta itty bitty pieces, chillem thenen call them thar little brown trucks fer senden em. And theys cana fly too, its a dang wonderment !

Posted by: Billy Bob at February 08, 2011 11:28 AM (3OCZw)

173 They built the Bridge to Nowhere, now they need a train to go with it.

Posted by: Buck O'Fama at February 08, 2011 11:35 AM (IYd4B)

174 13
This is what happens when the Republicans have no ideas and no agenda.

We have a vacuum; Obama is filling it. This is natural.

Posted by: Soothsayer Kaczynski at February 08, 2011 02:21 PM (uFokq)

I don't get it, are you saying that Republicans should be doing big government, just with a different flavor?

Or are you saying that it's just natural for people to win when their position is "ass-rape the taxpayer" over people whose position is "don't ass-rape the taxpayer" because they, like, have a plan and are being positive instead of negative?

Because if that's the case, then, you know, boned.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 08, 2011 11:40 AM (bxiXv)

175 We're going off the rails here....

Posted by: Crazy Train at February 08, 2011 11:43 AM (EW49d)

176 As far as Biden's mentally-challenged plans:

"This is about seizing the future," he said...

"This is about seizing the future income of Americans," he meant to say.

The piece complained that “critics…base their arguments on the past, not the future.”

Why am I not surprised that a lot of intellectually inbred urban liberals would like to base their argument on shit that hasn't happened?

You know what the past is? The past is stuff that happened. It is ALL you have to learn from. Your imagination can lead you to lots of places no one has ever been, but it isn't effing PROOF of anything.

As has been pointed out above, mass transit means people are more easily controlled, have less individual choice, and it grows government. From a leftist POV, what's not to like?

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 08, 2011 11:45 AM (bxiXv)

177 But Barry is all about "reducing the deficit", right?

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2011 11:45 AM (dt6br)

178 I rode Amtrak once.  Only once.  It was as expensive as a plane ticket, it took forever to get there because the train kept getting held up at different stations and it was dirty and uncomfortable.

If this is the "future" of train trips, I'll pass, thanks.

Posted by: King Arthur of the Britons at February 08, 2011 11:52 AM (bZ4NL)

179 ...it makes no sense to take the train from LA to San Fran, for example. It's a fucking 12 hour ride or something.

True if you go down the coast, which is a slow route. Take the San Joaquin, which goes from Oakland to Bakersfield, then a bus to Union Station in Los Angeles, and it's about eight hours.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 08, 2011 11:56 AM (nD3Pg)

180 Liberals' ideal world is one where everyone gets herded into big cities where liberals rule, lives in tiny apartments owned by the state, and gets on a government- and union-run train like cattle to go to work and back home every day.  They hate cars, and suburbs, and home ownership because those things mean FREEDOM, they mean inequality and better lifestyles for those who work harder, take more risks, and are smarter.  Liberals want everyone to be equally miserable. 

Posted by: rockmom at February 08, 2011 11:56 AM (w/gVZ)

181 Did somebody say something about pulling a train?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 08, 2011 11:58 AM (7EV/g)

182 Whoopsie, slipped on my sock.

Posted by: Geronimo at February 08, 2011 11:58 AM (bZ4NL)

183

Trains which nobody will ride. Built with money we don't have. Endorsed by a man with an IQ equivalent to a potted plant. The genius of liberal utopia planning in action.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 08, 2011 12:00 PM (mLKTl)

184
Traaaaaain, train, take me on out of this town
Train, train, Lord, take me on out of this town
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's Memphis bound

Well, leavin' here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Lord, I'm leaving here, I'm just a raggedy hobo
Well, that woman I'm in love with, Lord, she's got to go

Posted by: Blackfoot at February 08, 2011 12:02 PM (TAjuH)

185 Hell, in Chicago, once you get to the train station, you could still be 40 miles away from the suburb you need to get to.  It's idiotic.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2011 02:58 PM (f9c2L)

But the libtards want to force us to live in urban, "walkable" neighborhoods with no freedom of movement (that is, you know, provided by cars).

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 08, 2011 12:04 PM (Rn2kl)

186 I think if the goverment  would just stay the fuck out of our lives we would have personal luke skywalker X wings by now. Fuck trains.

Posted by: Berserker at February 08, 2011 12:04 PM (gWHrG)

187
You know what's unsaid about the high-speed train thing? It's a travel subsidy for rich socialists that work in the liberal paradise of Frisco, but want to buy homes in the more conservative Fresno. Real Estate is about 1/4 of the price, so you can buy a mansion for the price of a Frisco studio apartment, and you won't get shanked by an aggressively panhandling hobo while taking out your trash.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2011 12:07 PM (TAjuH)

188 Barry needs that high-speed train because it's getting might crowded under that bus. Plus, buses are so inefficient for that sort of purpose. When he starts building high-speed showers, watch out.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 08, 2011 12:09 PM (xeG08)

189 I'm not so sure about consumer freight though.

Ever seen one of those long double-stack freight trains? Those are what moves goods back and forth across the country. A lot of the containers heading east from the Los Angeles area come off ships unloaded at Long Beach.

Also, UPS uses TOFC for its ground service and BNSF does a bang-up job with this between Chicago and Los Angeles/Richmond.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 08, 2011 12:09 PM (nD3Pg)

190 If we made the train even faster, wouldn't we save even more money while creating more jobs?  Let's shoot for 450 mph.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2011 12:13 PM (ntv/e)

191

I'm not so sure about consumer freight though.

Posted by: Ben at February 08, 2011 02:47 PM (wuv1c)

Um, UPS uses freight trains extensively, and that's the very definition of consumer freight. And by the way, no UPS train ever takes 48 hours to get through Chicago. 4.8 hours is enough to have people fired.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 12:13 PM (LH6ir)

192

If politics weren't involved, we'd take what we are giving Amtrak and start giving it to the freight train industry and double long haul freight truck tax rates (local rates remain the same) to better reflect the actual impact of 40,000 lb carrying freight trucks on our roads.  Net-net:  more freight via rail, less via truck.  

We benefit from safer and less damaged roads that need to be repaired less often.  Only profitable routes remain on Amtrak, and the freed up rails can be used for more freight trains.  Almost all long haul then goes train.  Truckers are left with medium and short haul only.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at February 08, 2011 12:14 PM (ocHBO)

193 Um.  Can I get in on this?  I'd even settle for some soul train action.

Posted by: Mubarak at February 08, 2011 12:17 PM (ntv/e)

194 Now that I think about it the real problem is that the Feds haven't invested in spice harvesting yet. Forget trains. Traveling without moving is where it's at.

Posted by: Baron Vladamir "Joe" Harkonnen at February 08, 2011 12:17 PM (Mp83C)

195

Let's make a train that goes 1,000 mph.  Then everybody will have a job and the deficit and debt will by eliminated.

The faster your train goes, the better your economy.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2011 12:18 PM (ntv/e)

196 "Other than the Northeast Corridor and a few other instate connections between dense cities, there shouldn't be ANY federally funded rail."

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at February 08, 2011 03:21 PM (ijjAe)

Please explain why there should be ANY federally funded rail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 12:19 PM (LH6ir)

197 Tell you what. If Barry can build an HO scale model of the train, we'll let him do it. He'll never finish the layout. Model railroading is too complex for his mind.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 08, 2011 12:21 PM (xeG08)

198 Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 08, 2011 04:09 PM (nD3Pg)

Do you work at NBACA?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at February 08, 2011 12:22 PM (LH6ir)

199 They'll get the high-speed train network up and running right about the time commercial teleportation hits the market.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 08, 2011 12:28 PM (bxiXv)

200 Go fuck yourselves, auto apologists.

Fucking right wing morons.

Posted by: darth nixon at February 08, 2011 12:28 PM (XvpWw)

201 Also there's this: High speed rail = more hobos

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2011 12:32 PM (oiNtH)

202
Also there's this: High speed rail = more hobos



Or.....high speed hobos. With shotguns.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2011 12:33 PM (TAjuH)

203 Fucking right wing morons.

I resemble that remark.

Posted by: toby928™: Free nickless the still-banned (99.174.64.43) at February 08, 2011 12:37 PM (GTbGH)

204
He forgot to call us racist. I rate that lefty troll effort a B+.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2011 12:57 PM (TAjuH)

205 Do you work at NBACA?

The Santa Rosa hub? Nope.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 08, 2011 12:57 PM (nD3Pg)

206 This guy built a railroad, too. (Vocals start at about 1:09.)

Posted by: andycanuck hey-ho hey-ho free the nickless and logprof two at February 08, 2011 01:18 PM (2rOwc)

207

Also there's this: High speed rail = more hobos

No no no.  High speed rail = faster hobos

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 08, 2011 01:21 PM (ntv/e)

208

For giggles, I looked up Houston to San Antonio on Amtrak's Sunset Limited.  It's 180 miles courthouse to courthouse and about 3 hours by car.

Amtrak leaves Houston at 9:50 PM on MoWeFr and arrives San Antonio at 3:00 AM on TuThSa.  Returning, Amtrak leaves San Antonio MThSa at 11:55 PM and arrives Houston TuFrSu at 4:40 AM.

If you depart Houston on Monday, the earliest you can return is Fri.

Then there's this from Amtrak's Sunset Limited brochure, keeping in mind you arrive in San Antone at 3:00 AM:

"For thru passengers between Chicago and Los Angeles, the train lays over in San Antonio approximately 2 1/2 to 3 hours.   After checking with the Conductor, passengers are free to detrain and enjoy the sites of the city, including the famed River Walk, only a short cab ride away."

 

1. Hey gang, let's grab a cab and check out the Alamo and the River Walk in the pre-dawn hours of 3:00 - 5:00 AM.

 

2.  Apparently, Amtrak confuses Chicago with New Orleans in their ad copy.

 

3. Departures at 9:50 PM and 11:55 PM with arrivals at 3 AM and 4:40 AM in either direction, respectively, is not gonna persuade very many people to experience Amtrak.

 

Drain Bamage

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2011 02:09 PM (XBM1t)

209

Joe Biden: "Seize The Future, Urkel!" (STFU for short)

"I'll be happy if the trains can make it to 88 miles/hr., and the Mr.Fusion attached to the Flux Capacitor will do the rest."---Dr. Emmett Brown

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at February 08, 2011 02:10 PM (oNS/K)

210

People come to me when they want to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs. So, Seize That Future Urkel.

Posted by: Han at February 08, 2011 02:34 PM (oNS/K)

211 203 Go fuck yourselves, auto apologists.

Fucking right wing morons.

Posted by: darth nixon at February 08, 2011 04:28 PM (XvpWw)

What the fuck? An anti-automobile bigot?

What is it, 19 fucking 05?

Yeah, I know, individual choice, freedom and responsibility is just too much of a burden to bear, much better to be shuffled around to the wrong place at the wrong time by an over-pensioned bureaucrat.

I knew an anti-auto bigot at college, actually. True nutjob, typical extremist, never changed the subject, never shut up. Sad figure, really. Has to be either teaching or a hobo now, could never work somewhere that results mattered more than flecking spittle.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 08, 2011 02:57 PM (bxiXv)

212

We do not need Buffalo-Cleveland lines.

Get me the hell out of Cleveland. I don't care where you take me, just as long as it's fast.

Posted by: Random Clevelander at February 08, 2011 03:20 PM (sWynj)

213

We do not need Buffalo-Cleveland lines.

What 215 said, except the other way around.

Posted by: Random Buffalonian at February 08, 2011 03:20 PM (sWynj)

214 We all know Joe's brain took off on a high speed rail a long time ago.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at February 08, 2011 06:13 PM (zFyaZ)

215

Gabby Johnson said, "The Sheriff is NEAR!"

Posted by: stuiec

No, gawl-dangit dadburnit...  I said, "The Sheriff is a NINJA!!"

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 08, 2011 06:19 PM (zeR5Z)

216 A number of years ago I stayed at a hotel in South Miami for a work conference. I took the light rail system downtown a lot when they moved the meeting place. I had to get off, walk several blocks and then take a little monorail to a stop several more blocks from my conference. I asked someone why the rail line only went about 8 miles and they told me they only had about 8 billion at the time, and they estimated it would cost 3 times as much to initially extend it to the actual downtown or really just anywhere else and taxes would have to go up astronomically even with Federal subsidies forever after. Since the line quit running every night before my deal was over and I was usually the only one on the entire train by then, I rented a car. Took 15 minutes instead of an hour+. Nice train though.....slow speed rail. By all means, lets replace cars with bicycles built for twenty as well. Notify your block captain if any of your neighbors don't seem enthusiastic about that plan either.

Posted by: er at February 08, 2011 06:47 PM (z2Vr1)

217 Trains belong in amusement parks. They are the only trains that actually make money. I ride on trains in amusement parks all the time. Trains will not be allowed to go fast in residential areas. In California, the non-residential areas tend to have lots of mountains over which trains also CANNOT go fast (as in the laws of physics keep them at 20 miles per hour.). But hundreds of people make millions of dollars studying the possibility and have done so for decades.

Posted by: sdsali at February 09, 2011 06:33 AM (LLc0r)

218 Is it me or does every new plan Obama comes up with just reek of a desperate attempt to get people to like him after the NOV 2010 elections.

Posted by: Gary B at February 09, 2011 07:57 AM (1gWfF)

Posted by: henry at February 14, 2011 12:11 PM (xZ63V)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
201kb generated in CPU 0.1424, elapsed 0.3258 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.2722 seconds, 347 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.