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May 22, 2011

A Different Open Thread
— Ace

With 100% less fighty-fightiness.

Posted by: Ace at 03:47 PM | Comments (300)
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1 THE RINOS MUST BE PURGED!!!!

Posted by: Right-Wing Stalin at May 22, 2011 03:48 PM (hF6Nm)

2 Fuck you Ace you RINO bastard!!1!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 22, 2011 03:48 PM (1fanL)

3 Thank you. Jeez. What a day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2011 03:49 PM (UOM48)

4
What happened? Did you pull out?

Posted by: C. O'Donnell at May 22, 2011 03:49 PM (cwFVA)

5 What!?!?! And I just posted the best joke ever written too. The sudden blank screen caused me to totally forget it. Where'd I leave that bag and the helium?

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 03:49 PM (th0op)

6 Dammit , the circle was forming and people were lining up to be in the middle .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2011 03:49 PM (npr0X)

7 Let's think of something nice.

Next week is a three-day weekend.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 03:49 PM (pW2o8)

8 I blame Mr. Purple.

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 03:50 PM (th0op)

9 FYI, a little tidbit regarding the Republican Iowa Caucuses (I attended my first one 3 years ago). Representatives of the campaigns get up at each of the caucuses and make their case. But they aren't allowed to say anything negative about other candidates, only positive things about their own.

Well, at least those were the rules at my caucus and they stuck by it.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 22, 2011 03:50 PM (73tyQ)

10 Man. COD was a whole lot better than the thread on the recursive loops of proof required to verify a TPaw quote.

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 03:50 PM (EQNrw)

11 PANCAKES!

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 03:50 PM (th0op)

12 What?!

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 03:50 PM (piMMO)

13 @11
Krispy Kremes!

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 03:51 PM (pW2o8)

14 Psh. Where's your sense of adventure, Ace?

Posted by: CAC at May 22, 2011 03:51 PM (JEVge)

15 Are you suggeting that fighting is bad?

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 03:51 PM (piMMO)

16 uh, suggesting

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 03:51 PM (piMMO)

17 I posted my link to the Johny Walker Lindh article. We were discussing him yesterday in another thread. His father wrote a NYT oped piece for him to be released. I can't believe the NYT prints that shit.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 22, 2011 03:52 PM (zL6Hj)

18 This doesn't change the fact that DE is a shitty little liberal state that should have been annexed by Maryland long ago.

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 03:52 PM (th0op)

19
Suggeting is what happens after spooning.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 03:52 PM (cwFVA)

20 See if it works this time. Over at YidWithLid - Progressive MFM tell Jews to put up AND shut up.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 22, 2011 03:52 PM (jx2j9)

21 LOL, too many flame wars.

Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2011 03:52 PM (M9Ie6)

22 WAFFLE! (What's with the pancake? I love pancakes.)

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 03:53 PM (EQNrw)

23 So, did anyone try kushari yet?

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 22, 2011 03:53 PM (VWwu8)

24 "Are you suggeting that fighting is bad?" No, he just didn't want us kicking sand into CAC's va jay jay.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 22, 2011 03:53 PM (zL6Hj)

25 COD isn't me, but I would sure like to be IN her...

Posted by: Stupid fucking douchebag who cant get giurls because of his lame ass pickup lines at May 22, 2011 03:53 PM (TCyyS)

26
(What's with the pancake? I love pancakes.)

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 07:53 PM (EQNrw)

I used to love them too!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at May 22, 2011 03:54 PM (cwFVA)

27 Oh dear Lord. First a tornado and now a hospital is on fire. Hang in there Missouri.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 03:54 PM (piMMO)

28 You are what you eat, Rach.

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 03:54 PM (EQNrw)

29 Hot police detective fired for being hot and stupid. But mostly stupid.

And word has it that she's a RINO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2011 03:54 PM (hA448)

30 Do you want a pizza with EVERYTHING?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 03:55 PM (c0A3e)

31 (What's with the pancake? I love pancakes.)

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 07:53 PM (EQNrw)

Ask Ace.

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 03:55 PM (th0op)

32 Hey how bout the Pope calling the space station, huh? I still don't think he could beat Romney heads up though. /s

Posted by: David at May 22, 2011 03:56 PM (4t9J5)

33 This doesn't change the fact that DE is a shitty little liberal state that should have been annexed by Maryland long ago. Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 07:52 PM (th0op) THIS. This is the gap one Republican primary candidate must bridge- eliminate Delaware. Only people from Delaware would care, and theres only like, 6 of them. Adding a lane to a freeway displaces more people.

Posted by: CAC at May 22, 2011 03:56 PM (JEVge)

34 Wouldn't you know it? SyFy's actually playing a good movie - The Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 03:57 PM (c0A3e)

35 Hey, Earp. What was the deal with that guy in Philly who recorded getting stooped while walking open carry?

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 03:57 PM (EQNrw)

36 It's reset button!

Posted by: ErikW at May 22, 2011 03:57 PM (ew5/L)

Do you want a pizza with EVERYTHING?

No. Just Extra Sausage.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at May 22, 2011 03:57 PM (QcCDV)

38
Texas could eat Delaware in one big gulp!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 03:57 PM (cwFVA)

39 stopped... not stooped

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 03:57 PM (EQNrw)

40 33 Hey how bout the Pope calling the space station, huh?

They must have tapped his direct line.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 22, 2011 03:58 PM (73tyQ)

41 SOOOooooo.... How does everybody feel about Christine O'Donnell, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 03:58 PM (kUaEF)

42 36 Hey, Earp. What was the deal with that guy in Philly who recorded getting stooped while walking open carry?

Not even touching that one. If I say the sergeant is ignorant of the law, I get slammed. If I say the gun owner was a very anti-cop tool looking for a confrontation, I get slammed again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2011 03:58 PM (hA448)

43
Stooped while walking is possible in Nuevo Laredo.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 03:58 PM (cwFVA)

44 stopped... not stooped

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 07:57 PM (EQNrw)

It was funnier the other way.

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 03:59 PM (th0op)

Less fighty-fightiness, now?

But I just put on my shitkickers, pounded a couple of shots of whiskey and was getting psyched for a good ole fashioned cyber-rumble.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 03:59 PM (jOQSe)

46 When are these bastards going to stop talking about all of this!

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 03:59 PM (piMMO)

47 Eye of Newt and toe of Mitt, Wool of Tim and tongue of Cain... but yeah, not a witch.

Posted by: COD at May 22, 2011 03:59 PM (hF6Nm)

48 Is this where we're fighting? I like fighting. Who would like to have a kerfuffle with me, please?

Posted by: Z Ryan at May 22, 2011 03:59 PM (tsC/8)

49 OK, so if the World Ended at 6:00 PM yesterday, AoSHQ is... Heaven? *gulp* Somehow, I didn't think heaven would remind me of a seedy old sofa that smelled of whiskey and dog urine...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:00 PM (kUaEF)

50 Yeah - the whole thing was a cluster. I seriously thought the open carry guy was going to get popped when he went for his ID. Not a great way to stay unperforated if you ask me.

Posted by: alexthedude at May 22, 2011 04:00 PM (EQNrw)

51 Only people from Delaware would care, and theres only like, 6 of them. Adding a lane to a freeway displaces more people.

I think we should take out Rhode Island first.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 04:00 PM (pW2o8)

52 I mean, the fucking thing isn't even an island.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 04:01 PM (pW2o8)

Not even touching that one. If I say the sergeant is ignorant of the law, I get slammed. If I say the gun owner was a very anti-cop tool looking for a confrontation, I get slammed again.

RINO!!

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 22, 2011 04:01 PM (XdlcF)

54 dunno, I'm still not feeling the love.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:01 PM (h+qn8)

55 51 Yeah - the whole thing was a cluster. I seriously thought the open carry guy was going to get popped when he went for his ID. Not a great way to stay unperforated if you ask me.

Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2011 04:01 PM (hA448)

Texas could eat Delaware in one big gulp!

It's so small I could snort the whole thing!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at May 22, 2011 04:01 PM (QcCDV)

57 Posted by: Mama AJ

Eh, I'm a DINO. Detective In Name Only. Especially on Sundays.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2011 04:02 PM (hA448)

58 Eric Cantor's speech at AIPAC

House Floor Schedule

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 22, 2011 04:02 PM (CLYmB)

It's so small I could snort the whole thing!

Posted by: Ashley Biden at May 22, 2011 08:01 PM (QcCDV)

Are you speaking of Delaware or Anthony Weiner?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 04:02 PM (cwFVA)

60 According to the Taiwanese, Rapture begins when Earth is smoked by aliens.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2011 04:02 PM (AN8d5)

61 You need a thread with MORE fighty-ness. This one has no soul.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 22, 2011 04:02 PM (9b6FB)

62
Thankfully this thread is more dignified than the COD thread.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 04:03 PM (cwFVA)

63 Open thread. Well it was a good day today. plenty warm but not oppressive. I rode my young green horse, I think she is going to be awesome when she has some experience. Then my mom rode my Paso Fine sort of rescue mare and I rode my 23 year old arab gelding. Mom has not been on a horse since mothers day 2009 and very seldom the 2 years prior to that. The horses were good, mom had fun.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 22, 2011 04:04 PM (FYUWS)

64 I think we should take out Rhode Island first.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 08:00 PM (pW2o

They just elected Lincoln Chafee as their Governor and you want to relieve them of their misery! RINO!

Posted by: Rocks at May 22, 2011 04:04 PM (th0op)

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 08:00 PM (kUaEF)

Here's the secret about Heaven - you create your own.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:04 PM (c0A3e)

66 63
Thankfully this thread is more dignified than the COD thread.

I can take care of that. ^{_{*drops drawers and moons the screen*}}

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 04:04 PM (pW2o8)

67 I posted this comment elsewhere:

I submit the K_Bob Rapture Report for May, 2011:

Well folks, it turns out there was an incredibly massive Earthquake after all. It was all over the globe. Not a single region of the planet was spared.

Fortunately, all the tremors occurred at the same time, which had the effect of cancelling each of them out, entirely.

Tune in next decade for the next issue of the K_Bob Rapture Report.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 22, 2011 04:04 PM (9b6FB)

Are you speaking of Delaware or Anthony Weiner?

I don't know who that is, but I'll snort a line off his cock if he has some good coke.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at May 22, 2011 04:04 PM (QcCDV)

69 (What's with the pancake? I love pancakes.) For God's sakes, don't tell Ace......unless you're a furry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2011 04:05 PM (9Lm5R)

70 How does everybody feel about Christine O'Donnell, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 07:58 PM (kUaEF)

I felt her up pretty good...

Posted by: Will Floks at May 22, 2011 04:05 PM (BAtLQ)

71 I was Raptured...but then I got better.

Posted by: Random Villager at May 22, 2011 04:06 PM (th0op)

72
Obama is across the pond making an ass of himself...again.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 04:06 PM (cwFVA)

73 @64 Well it was a good day today. plenty warm but not oppressive. I rode my young green horse

Hey! I think I saw her today. Is this her?

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 04:06 PM (pW2o8)

74 With the primaries shaping up to be Pawlenty v. Romney, I don't think we're gonna need COD to get into fights. It'll just happen naturally.

Posted by: Ben at May 22, 2011 04:07 PM (DKV43)

75 Hey! I think I saw her today. Is this her?

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 08:06 PM (pW2o

That's hot.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 22, 2011 04:07 PM (th0op)

76 Apparently a few of you morons got stuck E-space in my not-quite-deleted-but-might-as-well-be thread. I'm lollin'.

Posted by: CAC at May 22, 2011 04:08 PM (JEVge)

77 LOL Y-not. I hope that picture was taken on Saint Patricks day. Off for a bit to let the horses go on the pasture area for an hour.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 22, 2011 04:09 PM (FYUWS)

78 Pawlenty vs Romney! Let's get ready to rumbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............

Posted by: booger at May 22, 2011 04:09 PM (9RFH1)

79 Right! Well... now that we've all been raptured to AoSHQ, how 'bout the moronettes cough up some pics of post-Raptured boobs???

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:10 PM (kUaEF)

80 @64 Well it was a good day today. plenty warm but not oppressive. I rode my young green horse Hey! I think I saw her today. Is this her? Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 08:06 PM (pW2o

Or maybe this? Not as young, not as green. But ridden? Ohhhhhhhh, yes. http://tinyurl.com/3cje6ze

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2011 04:10 PM (9Lm5R)

81
Hey guys, don't forget about me.

Posted by: Newt the Grinchwinch at May 22, 2011 04:11 PM (cwFVA)

82 I'm easy I will vote for ANY republican

_{as long as it's not ron paul, pawlenty,or romney .neener}

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:11 PM (h+qn8)

83 Or maybe this? Not as young, not as green. But ridden? Ohhhhhhhh, yes.

http://tinyurl.com/3cje6ze

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2011 08:10 PM (9Lm5R)

That's not hot.

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 22, 2011 04:11 PM (th0op)

84 83 Hey guys, don't forget about me. Posted by: Newt the Grinchwinch at May 22, 2011 08:11 PM (cwFVA) *OH, SNAP!*

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:12 PM (kUaEF)

85 coolczech, why is it always the ettes giving it up, why not the morons?
I'm not a giver!

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:12 PM (h+qn8)

86
All this naval pontificating is wasting valuable time before the elitist liberal media picks our candidate. Wet your powder, it's over.

Posted by: The Kraut at May 22, 2011 04:14 PM (cwFVA)

87 c/o of about.com: Why is Rhode Island called an island? The state commonly called Rhode Island actually has the official name of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. "Rhode Island" is the island where the city of Newport sits today though the state also occupies mainland and three other major islands. ************** Next week's question: why are pig's dicks so curly, anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:14 PM (kUaEF)

88 86 coolczech, why is it always the ettes giving it up, why not the morons? I'm not a giver! Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 08:12 PM (h+qn Because, damn it, it is every good moronette's duty to allow us moron to indulge our filthy fantasies. THAT'S Why!!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:15 PM (kUaEF)

89 why is it always the ettes giving it up, why not the morons?

Do you really want to see pics of the morons' junk? Really?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 22, 2011 04:16 PM (YxBuk)

90 Post-raptured boobs? There'd just be bras lying on the ground. How is that hot?

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 22, 2011 04:16 PM (aI+Fw)

91 why is it always the ettes giving it up, why not the morons?
I'm not a giver!

I cannot speak for the other morons, but I'm sure everybody here would appreciate not being exposed to pictures of yours truly. Who wants to see pictures of a 1-ton ginger man?

/Biology doesn't favor human women, does it? For most other animals, it is the male's responsibilty to look extra-purdy in order to attract mates - for humans, this principle is reversed.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:16 PM (c0A3e)

92 There was a brawl? I ventured out to the ren faire in meat space and missed a brawl? damn!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2011 04:16 PM (INcFc)

93 91 Post-raptured boobs? There'd just be bras lying on the ground. How is that hot? Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 22, 2011 08:16 PM (aI+Fw) It could be worse... I could have said Pamela Anderson's post-ruptured boobs... IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:17 PM (kUaEF)

94 Do you really want to see pics of the morons' junk? Really?

Nah, but I wouldn't mind seeing a gallery of their rear ends. Clothed (preferably in Wranglers) is fine.

I bet some of our Texas and Oklahoma morons have nice rear ends.

We could have a competition and try to guess which rear end goes with which moron.

If they pony up, as it were, then the moronettes could reciprocate with a gallery of our boobages.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 04:18 PM (pW2o8)

95 All I want for Christmas is for my fellow M&Ms to quit slobbering all over the Islamist-loving Chris Christie.

Posted by: Better dead than burqa'ed at May 22, 2011 04:18 PM (2AfqM)

96 Do you really want to see pics of the morons' junk? Really? Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 22, 2011 08:16 PM (YxBuk) Uh, no, actually... I always the downside of conventional porn was having to see some guy's hairy ass. Hence the wonder of lesbian porn!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:18 PM (kUaEF)

97

Girly girls pretend no interest in the trouser snake, but a little spooning can change their minds.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 04:19 PM (cwFVA)

98 Womens naughty bits are attaractive, mens naughty bits are ugly, not only that, they're rude, we never taught them that it's not polite to point.

Posted by: booger at May 22, 2011 04:19 PM (9RFH1)

99 If they pony up, as it were, then the moronettes could reciprocate with a gallery of our boobages. Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 08:18 PM (pW2o ...and if one pair is wearing a couple of Mickey Mouse caps, I guess we'll know who it belongs to...

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:19 PM (kUaEF)

100 There was fighting today?About what,whether Fright Night was a good movie or if the remake would suck??

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:19 PM (hwoEt)

101 Sorry, screwed up the link on Chris Christie. Here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/3mqel5r

Posted by: Better dead than burqa'ed at May 22, 2011 04:20 PM (2AfqM)

102
Introducing the taco to the burrito is a long honored tradition. Ole!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 04:20 PM (cwFVA)

103 @103: A taco ain't done until you spurt some hot sauce on it!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 22, 2011 04:21 PM (kUaEF)

104 I can take care of that. ^{_{*drops drawers and moons the screen*}}
Posted by: Y-not

*screen caps*

Thank you, thank you , thank you Y-not. been waiting for that

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:21 PM (OluE0)

105
It's twenty-twenty EST.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 04:21 PM (cwFVA)

106 This cat is possessed by Satan.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2011 04:22 PM (4q6A5)

107 It's twenty-twenty EST.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 22, 2011 08:21 PM (cwFVA)

I think your watch is slow.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 22, 2011 04:23 PM (/izg2)

108 why is it always the ettes giving it up, why not the morons? Well, CAC told us all he has manboobs, so thats one shirt that can stay on.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2011 04:23 PM (INcFc)

109 Oh that's creepy - changing from Charlize Theron to Connie Nielsen.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:24 PM (c0A3e)

110 There was fighting today?About what,whether Fright Night was a good movie or if the remake would suck??

I'm betting it involved someone who sounded like Distine O'Chronnell.

Posted by: Dave C at May 22, 2011 04:24 PM (Xus7V)

111 95 I find this offensive.Why only Texas and Oklahoma?

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:24 PM (hwoEt)

112 112 95 I find this offensive.Why only Texas and Oklahoma?

Yes, I figured that would get a rise out of someone.

I kind of have a thang for cowboys.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 04:25 PM (pW2o8)

113 110 Oh that's creepy - changing from Charlize Theron to Connie Nielsen.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 08:24 PM (c0A3e)

Have you gotten to the shopping scene yet? That's creepy.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 22, 2011 04:26 PM (aI+Fw)

114 *shakes ass in 501s at willow and Y-not*
( | )
/ /\ \
there willow. now boobs

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:26 PM (OluE0)

115 Well, it seems that Herman Cain said some pretty stupid things today. What is it about Republicans and Sunday Talk shows where they always seem to take stupid pills before appearing?

When asked what he would do about the terror threat, Cain responded - "you'll have to elect me and then you'll see". While technically a correct answer because he doesn't currently have access to the intel he would have then, nevertheless a boneheaded answer when he could have easily said, "under my administration, terrorists will learn to fear the United States".

He sounded frighteningly like Nancy Pelosi here.

Ugh.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 22, 2011 04:26 PM (Er/am)

116 Do you really want to see pics of the morons' junk? Really?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 22, 2011 08:16 PM (YxBuk)

good point. It's not that I want to actually see, I just want them to offer themselves up instead of offering US up.

Well, CAC told us all he has manboobs, so thats one shirt that can stay on.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2011 08:23 PM (INcFc)

well, It's what's in the sould that really matters, innit?

_{ok that wasn't said with total sincerity.}

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:26 PM (h+qn8)

117 I'm voting for the true outsider.

Posted by: rockhead at May 22, 2011 04:27 PM (ZMHGo)

118 Agh! Todler dislocated his ass!

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 22, 2011 04:27 PM (aI+Fw)

119 shakes ass in 501s at willow and Y-not

Awww, yes. Good old fashioned Levis. There is still no substitute.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 04:27 PM (piMMO)

120 This cat is possessed by Satan.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2011 08:22 PM (4q6A5)

Aren't they all?

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 22, 2011 04:27 PM (6neGz)

121 todler, whistle.
but I did say i was NOT a giver.

but tx : P

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:27 PM (h+qn8)

122 sould-soul.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:28 PM (h+qn8)

123 booo willow. all the running i do, you'd appreciate this ass. lol

and droids, it's not dislocated, the pic was taken mid shake

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:28 PM (OluE0)

124 I just saw this commercial and I want one!!

Well, the 20 years younger me wants it.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 04:29 PM (piMMO)

125 The oldest guy in the Majors, Tim Wakefield, is having a nice start tonight in the ESPN Game of the Week (Cubs at Red Sox). I probably just jinxed him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (Z05lF)

126 Cain did alright. He didn't cover all his bases. He did screw up on the Right Of Return. Fairly typical of a Republican candidate these days.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (9b6FB)

127 I hope so lincoln

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (OluE0)

128 I'm not really into men's butts. I'm more of a shoulders/pectorals girl. And abs. Mmm, abs.

Modesty flab need not apply.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (YxBuk)

129 126 He's a knuckleballer.He can play into his 60's.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (hwoEt)

130 I find this offensive. I found the wrangler part offensive. real mean wear original 501s. Ya'll are allowed to wear the colored ones on special occassions.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (INcFc)

131 todler,
i'm sorry to have let you down, ( - )
there's one.
doesn't resemble mine at all, but that's better than the horror show mine are.
consider everyone here fortunate.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:31 PM (h+qn8)

132

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 08:29 PM (piMMO)

It's a tricycle. And a rather poorly designed one at that.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2011 04:32 PM (4q6A5)

133 Is thees where the Mooslum maids duh chambre gone have? My coverlets of ze bed downturning need.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 22, 2011 04:32 PM (AZGON)

134 I've got great abs...under here somewhere....if I can find them......

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:32 PM (hwoEt)

135

Me too, todler.

That's the plan, steevy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 04:33 PM (Z05lF)

136 well, It's what's in the sould that really matters, innit? Yeah right, just like size doesn't matter.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2011 04:34 PM (INcFc)

137 Oh wait, todler, did you mean you hoped I jinxed him? If so, I denounce and retract my "me too".

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 04:34 PM (Z05lF)

138 Everything pales after a spirited, sex drenched COD thread. Time for some Red Sox and some Killing on AMC, good show.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 04:34 PM (jOQSe)

139 My flab is not modest, it's bold and plentiful.

Posted by: booger at May 22, 2011 04:35 PM (9RFH1)

140 bebe, I like your style. 501s all day for me. nothign else fits right.

Willow. thanks for the peak.

and the cubs need to get somethign going soon. I want them to win again.

and I have to decide whats for dinner. then down side of being single. no one here to make me eat, so I might not. lol

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:35 PM (OluE0)

141 Yeah right, just like size doesn't matter.

I thought it was girth, not size, *shrugs*.

/Filled under "Knowledge that needs never to be applied".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:36 PM (c0A3e)

142 It's a tricycle. And a rather poorly designed one at that.

LALALALALALA! The twenty year old me does not hear you.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 04:36 PM (piMMO)

143 Wranglers just don't fit right, they're real baggy in the ass but skinny on the legs, looks weird.

Posted by: booger at May 22, 2011 04:36 PM (9RFH1)

144 and yes lincoln, i'm a cub fan. so jinx him like he's a all you can eat buffet and Rosie O'donnel just got out of a weight watchers meeting with Kirstie Allie.

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:37 PM (OluE0)

145 Modesty flab need not apply. What's your take on proud flab ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2011 04:37 PM (npr0X)

146 This is for the Moronettes.

This girl deserves at least a Moronette mention:

Shellie Rushing Tomlinson's

Sue Ellen's Girl Ain't Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy.

I just discovered her books. She self-published until a publisher finallly noticed her.

LOVE the chapters:

1. She Got Those Heavy Legs from Her Mama's Side

2. The Science of Bubba Whispering

3. Normal Crazy vs. Straight Running Crazy

4. Self-Cleaning Underwear, an Idea Whose Time Should Never Come

5. Ya Southern Mama Is Following You on Twitter

6. Paulette the Pundit, Lord Help Us One and All

7. Rein It In, Geraldo

8. Parties, Presents, and a Missing Bubba Perched in a Deer Stand

9. If All Else Fails, Faugh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2011 04:38 PM (UOM48)

147 It's hypocritical as a CHL holder, but each time I've been in a renewal class there's been a few classmates who should be no where near a gun. The over the top, too gung ho asswipe. I think the guy in Philly probably fits that profile.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2011 04:38 PM (T8iAI)

148 Bwa haaa haaa, you'll never beat me!!!!

Posted by: The Goat at May 22, 2011 04:38 PM (Z05lF)

149 Shit #9 Laugh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2011 04:39 PM (UOM48)

150 Cat with the om noms.

I love this Tiny URL generator for FIrefox. It are the best.

Posted by: Robert at May 22, 2011 04:39 PM (4q6A5)

151 Al Pacino does evil very well and very classy.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:39 PM (c0A3e)

152 Lovely. (Haaretz) Â— Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu must accept U.S. President ObamaÂ’s vision for Mideast peace if talks with the Palestinian Authority are to resume, chief Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erekat said on Sunday. ErekatÂ’s comments came in response to IsraelÂ’s rejection of the U.S. presidentÂ’s support of a Palestinian state within 1967 borders... Speaking to the Kuwaiti news agency KUNA on Sunday, Erekat said that an Israeli acceptance of ObamaÂ’s guidelines was essential if stalled negotiations were to resume... Â“Now, Erekat said, Â“we would like to hear from Netanyahu about his stance regarding this principle, declared by President Obama.Â”

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2011 04:40 PM (AZGON)

153 Â“Now, Erekat said, Â“we would like to hear from Netanyahu about his stance regarding this principle, declared by President Obama.Â”

Oh I know! I know!

Bibi sez: Fuck you!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at May 22, 2011 04:41 PM (YxBuk)

154 Bwa haaa haaa, you'll never beat me!!!! Posted by: The Goat

Come here you little bastard, i've got a great recipe for you...

Posted by: Zombie Harry Carrey at May 22, 2011 04:41 PM (OluE0)

155 Do all open threads degenerate into this kind of degeneracy? Or are there other kinds? And why did no-one tell me?

Posted by: Fortunata at May 22, 2011 04:42 PM (90H1N)

156 Kratos i really liked him in Devil's Advocate and Cerpico (sp) and Satan, i have not seen Godfather (wierd hmm)

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:44 PM (h+qn8)

157 156 Do all open threads degenerate into this kind of degeneracy? Or are there other kinds? And why did no-one tell me?

Posted by: Fortunata at May 22, 2011 08:42 PM (90H1N)

It's a Sunday, so pretty tame as they go. Join the fun!

Posted by: NC Ref at May 22, 2011 04:45 PM (/izg2)

158 156 Do all open threads degenerate into this kind of degeneracy? Or are there other kinds? And why did no-one tell me?

'tis is the nature of chaos, of inevitable entropy.

And we all know what there will only be, in the end.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:45 PM (c0A3e)

159 Fortunato, We can't seem to keep the moral quality Ace expects from us. sigh

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:45 PM (h+qn8)

160 @156 , Yes Yes You don't know the secret handshake .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 22, 2011 04:45 PM (npr0X)

161 'tis is the nature of chaos, of inevitable entropy. Also known as the Heat Death of the Blogosphere.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2011 04:46 PM (AZGON)

162

156 Do all open threads degenerate into this kind of degeneracy?

Lot of us degenerates are OK with with threads degenerating into degeneracy.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 04:47 PM (jOQSe)

163 Aren't the Levi-Strauss people big anti 2nd Amendment types?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 22, 2011 04:47 PM (RPYjQ)

164 and I have to decide whats for dinner. then down side of being single. no one here to make me eat, so I might not. lol

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 08:35 PM (OluE0)

It happens.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 22, 2011 04:47 PM (/izg2)

165 well if Saeb Erekat said it it must be so.
wonder if aipac will pause in their applause.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:47 PM (h+qn8)

166 willow, there's a moral quality here?

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:47 PM (OluE0)

167

As long as our morel quality doesn't slip, I'm cool.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 04:48 PM (Z05lF)

168 157 Kratos i really liked him in Devil's Advocate and Cerpico (sp) and Satan, i have not seen Godfather (wierd hmm)

IIRC, Keanu Reeves forfeited a good portion of his salary to pay Pacino for his performance in The Devil's Advocate. Good thing too, else the movie would not have been as good as it is. Pacino's persuasion speech near the end of the film is one of the best speeches I've heard on screen, particularly since I don't believe in it's premise myself - he just sells it very well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:48 PM (c0A3e)

169 President Asshat has of course emboldened the Pali scum to aske for even more.Never fails.I wouldn't talk to them unless they conceded my right to exist.Period.Netanyahu should tell the and the precedent to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:49 PM (hwoEt)

170 todler, o right, I was a classy dame before I hit this joint.
all aces fault.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:49 PM (h+qn8)

171 WTH? It must have gotten worse after Ieft.

Posted by: spartacus at May 22, 2011 04:49 PM (GTbGH)

172 Aren't the Levi-Strauss people big anti 2nd Amendment types? As a Strauss-Kahn type, I'm none too happy with either the 1st or 19th Amendments right now.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss-Kahn at May 22, 2011 04:49 PM (AZGON)

173 169 I seem to remember decadence in that movie....threesome comes to mind.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:50 PM (hwoEt)

174 Pacino's persuasion speech near the end of the film is one of the best speeches I've heard on screen, particularly since I don't believe in it's premise myself - he just sells it very well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 08:48 PM (c0A3e)

agree.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:50 PM (h+qn8)

175 Cerpico

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 08:44 PM (h+qn

Serpico. He's waaaay to manly to go for that sibilant-C crap. Might as well call him Detectiveboi.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 22, 2011 04:50 PM (1fanL)

176 Aren't the Levi-Strauss people big anti 2nd Amendment types?

I can't imagine that Levi Strauss would be pleased. When his company was founded everyone owned a gun.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 04:50 PM (piMMO)

177

Is is wrong that the satanic, incest scene at the end of Devil's Advocate turns me on?

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 04:51 PM (jOQSe)

178 We can't seem to keep the moral quality Ace expects from us. sigh Yeah there is a shocking lack of profanity on this thread. fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 22, 2011 04:51 PM (INcFc)

179 steevy, yes it has had me worried for the last couple of years, However I'm pretty certain Bibi will do what's best for His country and people.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:51 PM (h+qn8)

180 livni would have been a disaster as far as i'm concerned

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:52 PM (h+qn8)

181 I wouldn't talk to them unless they conceded my right to exist. Period.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 08:49 PM (hwoEt

How terribly intransigent of you. You and your pie-in-the-sky demands will wreck any chance at peace, warmongering Jooooooo!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 22, 2011 04:52 PM (1fanL)

182 174 169 I seem to remember decadence in that movie....threesome comes to mind.

That Forensic Investigator on Law and Order: SUV and some Asian woman with Al Pacino IIRC. (The version playing on SciFi is the sanitized one, as you may realize).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 04:53 PM (c0A3e)

183 I seem to remember decadence in that movie....threesome comes to mind.

Kratos, never ever see Wild Things. Neve, Denise Richards, and a douchebag who shall go unnamed.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 22, 2011 04:54 PM (1fanL)

184 Fubar, a great movie huh? sheesh that man could melt my frozen soul anytime.
unfortunately He has better stuff to do.

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:54 PM (h+qn8)

185 Yeah there is a shocking lack of profanity on this thread. fuckity fuck fuck fuck

The night is young.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 04:54 PM (piMMO)

186 69 I seem to remember decadence in that movie....threesome comes to mind.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 08:50 PM (hwoEt)

er...it was incest

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 04:54 PM (AnTyA)

187

Not "incest" incest...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 04:55 PM (Z05lF)

188 If its on sy-fy, you wont see Keanu's demon sister's magnificant boobies.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 04:56 PM (jOQSe)

189 187 Not incest,incest though.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:56 PM (hwoEt)

190 188 Ha!

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:57 PM (hwoEt)

191 and please If Al Pacino voted for Obama, don't tell me!

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 04:57 PM (h+qn8)

192 I pity the people who start reading the comments from the bottom.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 22, 2011 04:57 PM (aI+Fw)

193 Not incest,incest though. Posted by: steevy

is that like mary-kate and ashley incest? or something?

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 04:57 PM (OluE0)

194

According to the Taiwanese, Rapture begins when Earth is smoked by aliens.

That must be a really big bong.

Posted by: Tommy Chong at May 22, 2011 04:58 PM (EhlQq)

195 I believe the hot chick was Angela? Featherstone.She plays Jerry's maid/girlfriend in an episode of Seinfeld.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:58 PM (hwoEt)

196 There's a threesome, and here is incest at the very end, when Keanu tries to nail his demon half sister with the luscious tatas -- then proceeds to blow his brains out.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 04:58 PM (jOQSe)

197 Hey...I've been away for a while

What's everyone think of T-Paw?

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 04:58 PM (AnTyA)

198 194 Nah,couldn't think of the way to type it.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 04:59 PM (hwoEt)

199 What's everyone think of T-Paw? Wasn't that the name of that old pointy-eared bitch that ruled Vulcan when my boy Spock had his seven-year itch? T'Paw, T'Pow, all Vulcans sound alike to me. Like know-it-all Poindexters with bowl haircuts.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at May 22, 2011 05:00 PM (AZGON)

200 Isn't the hot redheaded demon brother/father fucker in The Devil's Advocate a lesbo in real life??

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 05:01 PM (AnTyA)

201 200 Yeah,that was her.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:01 PM (hwoEt)

202 @117

well, It's what's in the sould that really matters, innit?

_{ok that wasn't said with total sincerity.}

Posted by: willow at May 22, 2011 08:26 PM

----

heh.

Girls lie, too.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:02 PM (pW2o8)

203 202 It's possible,but I haven't heard that.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:03 PM (hwoEt)

204 You guys are all pussies. How's that for nice- jerk -offs?

I will kick all your asses. Heck, I will even tie my hands with your mother's panties. Losers.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at May 22, 2011 05:04 PM (PYIlv)

205 IIRC, Keanu Reeves forfeited a good portion of his salary to pay Pacino for his performance in The Devil's Advocate. Good thing too, else the movie would not have been as good as it is. Pacino's persuasion speech near the end of the film is one of the best speeches I've heard on screen, particularly since I don't believe in it's premise myself - he just sells it very well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 08:48 PM (c0A3e)

Remind me, what was The Devil's Advocate about? Is it a documentary?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 22, 2011 05:04 PM (73tyQ)

206 oh we know they do Y-not, we just don't care.

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:04 PM (OluE0)

207 202 Isn't the hot redheaded demon brother/father fucker in The Devil's Advocate a lesbo in real life??

No. She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 05:06 PM (c0A3e)

208 Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at May 22, 2011 09:04 PM (PYIlv) Now that is the kind of Minnesotan I could support.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2011 05:06 PM (AZGON)

209 209 That's actually worse.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:07 PM (hwoEt)

210 No. She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 09:06 PM (c0A3e)

I thought his band was RIAA.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 22, 2011 05:07 PM (73tyQ)

211
Now that is the kind of Minnesotan I could support. Posted by: George Orwell

Was it Tim Badore with the sign off " ...from Minn, where the introverts stare at their shoes, and the extroverts stare at yours."?

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:08 PM (OluE0)

212 Was it Tim Badore with the sign off " ...from Minn, where the introverts stare at their shoes, and the extroverts stare at yours."

Yep, Tim Bedore.

Regrettably, he's a lib, but he's still funny.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:09 PM (pW2o8)

213 TPaw is cute, but you know he'd let you be on top, girls. EVERY time.

Posted by: Fortunata at May 22, 2011 05:09 PM (90H1N)

214 agreed y-not. I miss Bob and Tom out here in VA. they made the morning worth it, and Tim had some QUALITY work on there.

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:10 PM (OluE0)

215 They make fun of Keanu Reeves but 90% of his movies are really good. Even his chick flick A Walk InThe Clouds.

Posted by: polynikes at May 22, 2011 05:11 PM (T8iAI)

216 I am going to play Patton in the next remake. That will burnish my tough guy credentials. I am done judging cows at the 4H shows...

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at May 22, 2011 05:12 PM (PYIlv)

217 I thought his band was RIAA. Oh, yeah. RIAA Speedwagon. I remember them. Their big hit was "Keep The Files Billing."

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2011 05:12 PM (AZGON)

218 216TPaw is cute, but you know he'd let you be on top, girls. EVERY time.
Posted by: Fortunata at May 22, 2011 09:09 PM (90H1N)

Really? That's hot!!!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at May 22, 2011 05:12 PM (jOQSe)

219 I thought his band was RIAA.

Heh.

by the way, I'm at the part where the "good" lawyer Keanu finally falls to the Dark Side...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 05:12 PM (c0A3e)

220 Hmm,it wasn't Featherstone in Devils Advocate,I could have sworn it was.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:13 PM (hwoEt)

221 217 agreed y-not. I miss Bob and Tom out here in VA. they made the morning worth it, and Tim had some QUALITY work on there

We listened to them when we were in Indiana. Really enjoyed them.

Unfortunately, I think Christy is a Kool-Aid drinker. I noticed that they went more PC after Obama won. Who is the funny singer guy - he acts like a redneck - who had the song about M'chelle's arms? Really funny, but Christy seemed pissed.

You can get them by podcast if you're interested. We did that for a while, but then dropped it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:13 PM (pW2o8)

222 @224
Was it Tim(my) Wilson?

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:14 PM (pW2o8)

223 My new retort is; "Hey Obama, yo mamma eats brats!"

It's sort of a rallying cry.

Wait not "cry". That's girlie.

Rebel yell. That will play good in South Carolina.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at May 22, 2011 05:14 PM (PYIlv)

224 That movie with the fucking demon faces peaking out here and there freaks me the fuck out. Frankly, they remind me of Mrs. 'O'.

Posted by: Clueless at May 22, 2011 05:14 PM (piMMO)

225 Jane D'oh,
I just painted my toenails with OPIs new Pirates of the Caribbean color Steady As She Rose. Have you seen these colors at Sephora?

Posted by: mpfs at May 22, 2011 05:14 PM (3TjSM)

226 Hey Obama. Yo momma was so fat, the back of her neck looked like a pack of franks.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at May 22, 2011 05:16 PM (PYIlv)

227 Tim Pawlenty IS Clint Eastwood, battling single-handedly a system mired in corruption and failure, in... Very Slightly Dirty Harry

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2011 05:16 PM (AZGON)

228 I noticed that they went more PC after Obama won.

Tom will bash him a bit some mornings (that's what my alarm clock plays while I'm in Indy). One-liners, mostly about hypocrisy and incompetence.

They're not as good as they were before they went nationwide.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 22, 2011 05:16 PM (0vDuM)

229 Hey Obama. Yo momma was so fat, you could slap her on the ass and ride the wave in.

Hehe- working on my debate skills.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at May 22, 2011 05:17 PM (PYIlv)

230 My new retort is; "Hey Obama, yo mamma eats brats!"

No way she was ever that awesome.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 22, 2011 05:18 PM (0vDuM)

231 @229
TPaw, that's not very gentlemanly of you. Wanna fuck?

Posted by: Fortunata Lee Curtis at May 22, 2011 05:18 PM (90H1N)

232 oh yeah. Tim Wilson is SO un-PC. and he's usually great. and thankfully i missed the descent into PC land.

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:19 PM (OluE0)

233 by the way, I'm at the part where the "good" lawyer Keanu finally falls to the Dark Side...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 09:12 PM (c0A3e)

So...ultimately, there is no such thing as a good lawyer.

Like I said, documentary?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 22, 2011 05:20 PM (73tyQ)

234 there is a shocking lack of profanity on this thread. fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Don't forget Obama sucks cocks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 22, 2011 05:20 PM (0vDuM)

235 Among RIAA Speedwagon's other hits: "Can't Fight This Subpoena" "Take It On The Sub Rosa" "Keep On Suing You" "In Your Letter, Of 25 May 1997, Pursuant To Legal Action" "Don't Let Him Go (For Plea Bargaining)"

Posted by: George Orwell at May 22, 2011 05:21 PM (AZGON)

236 Ahoy--- Check out this story I wrote about how a crazy father and the LSM teamed to smear Bachmann and the Tea Party www.badjournalist.blogspot.com I would be happy if you guys spruced it up and ran with it at AoSHQ

Posted by: Tee Zieldors at May 22, 2011 05:22 PM (MuE3I)

237

So...ultimately, there is no such thing as a good lawyer.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. It's just that the 99% of lawyers give the other 1% of lawyers a bad name, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 05:23 PM (c0A3e)

238 I was just thinking,imagine how the MFM would publicize Bachmann and Palin if they were liberal?I mean especialy for their looks.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:24 PM (hwoEt)

239 She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Oh..so she really is a lesbo, huh?

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 05:25 PM (AnTyA)

240 Tim Wilson's Michelle Obama Song.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:26 PM (pW2o8)

241 242 Well,they are both Danish I think.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:26 PM (hwoEt)

242
Oh..so she really is a lesbo, huh?

No, but he is.

Posted by: Fortunata Lee Curtis at May 22, 2011 05:27 PM (90H1N)

243 242 She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Oh..so she really is a lesbo, huh?

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 09:25 PM (AnTyA

If she has a kid will he sue her for illegally copying his DNA?

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2011 05:28 PM (oVQFe)

244 Remember a whole episode of Friends where the girls talked about how hot George Snuffleupagas was?I caught the rerun a few weeks ago.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:28 PM (hwoEt)

245 Tim Bedore's Animal Conspiracy -- my personal favorite.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:28 PM (pW2o8)

246 what were we fussing about? I was traveling and I missed it all.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 22, 2011 05:29 PM (Wh0W+)

247 Tee Zieldors, a little piece of info from fec.gov:

MYERS, WAYNE
CHERRY HILL, NJ 08003
BROWN BROTHERS HARRIMAN/SYSTEMS P

OBAMA, BARACK
VIAOBAMA FOR AMERICA
02/07/2008250.0028930954669
So he gave (a paltry) $250 to Obama and he works for the megabank Brown Brothers Harriman. If it's the same Wayne Myers from Cherry Hill NJ

Posted by: AmishDude at May 22, 2011 05:29 PM (73tyQ)

248 248 Tim Bedore's Animal Conspiracy -- my personal favorite.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 09:28 PM (pW2o

Beware the squirrels. They are evil.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2011 05:29 PM (oVQFe)

249 249 what were we fussing about?

I think half of us are RINOs and the other half of us are Purity Cultists.

Or something.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:30 PM (pW2o8)

250

And I need to add something to my post at 246.

If she has a kid will he sue her for downloading and then illegally copying his DNA

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2011 05:31 PM (oVQFe)

251 I think People(or a similar rag) tried to hype all the "hotties" working in the Obama WH.They included Tim Geithner.

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:31 PM (hwoEt)

252 And, of course, who can forget Christopher Walken?

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:31 PM (pW2o8)

253 what were we fussing about? I was traveling and I missed it all.

^{Psst...Dave...ask about T-Paw...then run}

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 05:32 PM (AnTyA)

254 cause they're fast....

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2011 05:32 PM (oVQFe)

255 She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Oh..so she really is a lesbo, huh?

Just came back after all the apparent bitchiness.

Thanks for making me spit tea on my keyboard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2011 05:33 PM (7utQ2)

256 I think half of us are RINOs and the other half of us are Purity Cultists.
Posted by: Y-not

And supposedly Tim Pawlenty is the Kwisatz Haderach....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2011 05:34 PM (M8E6y)

257 I think People(or a similar rag) tried to hype all the "hotties" working in the Obama WH.They included Tim Geithner.

Conservatives ALWAYS win the babes arms race.

Don't believe me? Three words: Napolitano and Kagan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2011 05:34 PM (7utQ2)

258 JUST listened to that Y-not. Still a classic bit. and love the bit with Greg Hahn about women and points.

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:34 PM (OluE0)

259 249what were we fussing about? I was traveling and I missed it all.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 22, 2011 09:29 PM (Wh0W+)

A thread about a random former senatorial candidate with an abundance of gratuitous sexual content.

In other words, anti-RINO crusader Christine O'Donnell and her hairy beaver.

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 05:34 PM (jOQSe)

260 Tee Zieldors, just read the post and clicked through on a few of the links. Sure sounds like you have the guy pegged.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 05:34 PM (Z05lF)

261 I wonder if I should start smoking.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 22, 2011 05:35 PM (0vDuM)

262 And supposedly Tim Pawlenty is the Kwisatz Haderach....

Photos riding a worm, or it never happened.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2011 05:35 PM (7utQ2)

263 I'm trying to find the Kevin Pollak one where he does Christopher Walken asking the kids what he has buried under his porch, but I can't find it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:36 PM (pW2o8)

264 And supposedly Tim Pawlenty is the Kwisatz Haderach....

Many aspiring presidential candidates have tried it this week...and died, eh Newt?

Posted by: Fortunata at May 22, 2011 05:37 PM (90H1N)

265 y-not, the end of this one

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:38 PM (OluE0)

266 209 202 Isn't the hot redheaded demon brother/father fucker in The Devil's Advocate a lesbo in real life??

No. She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 22, 2011 09:06 PM (c0A3e)

Did she make it into the "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" book?

Posted by: Herr Blücher at May 22, 2011 05:39 PM (xcyiY)

267 260 Yeah,that's the point.They love hot people...unless they are conservatives.If they are liberal they try to push them as hot...ie Moochelle Obama or Barky himself(remember his beach photo?spit).

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2011 05:39 PM (hwoEt)

268 And supposedly Tim Pawlenty is the Kwisatz Haderach....

His name is an boner killing word.

Posted by: spartacus at May 22, 2011 05:39 PM (GTbGH)

269 http://picosong.com/mDJ/ Barry in Ireland really steps in it again.

Posted by: Granny Jan at May 22, 2011 05:39 PM (9Drgw)

270 Many aspiring presidential candidates have tried it this week...and died, eh Newt?

The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs didn't leave a crater that big.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2011 05:40 PM (7utQ2)

271 For the cat love in all of us, yes, i know i missed caturday, but check this out

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:40 PM (OluE0)

272 OMG, that Greg Hahn bit reminds me of chemjeff's Appleby's gal who was sharing about her colonoscopy. And he went for it.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:40 PM (pW2o8)

273 lmao YES Y-not. yeah, it does fit doesn't it? lol

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:42 PM (OluE0)

274 Wakefield is still chugging right along. Shutout through six.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 05:42 PM (Z05lF)

275 I'll listen to that link in a sec, todler (man is playing Christopher Walken reading the Raven right now). But have you heard Asylum Street Spankers' song about the leaf blower? Classic.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:44 PM (pW2o8)

276 Vanity is my favorite sin.

Posted by: John Milton at May 22, 2011 05:44 PM (c0A3e)

277 Wakefield is still chugging right along. Shutout through six.

Like vampires, you have to drive a stake through old knuckleballers' hearts.

Phil Niekro could still win 20.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2011 05:44 PM (7utQ2)

278 Many aspiring presidential candidates have tried it this week...and died, eh Newt?

We wish. (Fuck you, Iowa.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 22, 2011 05:44 PM (0vDuM)

279

Do it Keanu!!! Do it!!!

Fuck your demon half-sister. Fuck that hot slut!

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 05:45 PM (jOQSe)

280 We gotta find Swamp Yankee a woman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2011 05:46 PM (7utQ2)

281 Y-Not Kevin Pollack Walken, Halloween. You're Welcome. Not great quality but there it is there.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2011 05:46 PM (oVQFe)

282 Y-not, yeah that's a great one. and Da Vinci's Notebook - Internet porn is quality too.

Posted by: todler at May 22, 2011 05:47 PM (OluE0)

283 Heh! The T-Paw/Palin proxy rumble is still going strong down below

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 05:47 PM (AnTyA)

284

Posted by: swamp_yankee at May 22, 2011 09:45 PM (jOQSe)

Let those bricks down, my son.

Posted by: John Milton at May 22, 2011 05:48 PM (c0A3e)

285 286 Heh! The T-Paw/Palin proxy rumble is still going strong down below

Egads.

I've decided to not join in on arguments about people who haven't indicated they're running. Life is too short to argue with morons (heh) about a bunch of politicians who may or may not even matter 6 months from now.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:49 PM (pW2o8)

286 Thx for the Walken links.

Shit, now it's raining cats and dogs here.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 05:50 PM (pW2o8)

287 Heh! The T-Paw/Palin proxy rumble is still going strong down below

It's hideous, but I can't look away. Which is bad because it makes me think less of some of my fellow morons.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 22, 2011 05:53 PM (GTbGH)

288 Jay Mohr does a great Walken too

Posted by: beedubya at May 22, 2011 05:54 PM (AnTyA)

289 242 She's been dating Lars Ulrich, the drummer from Metallica, since 2004.

Well maybe SHE's been "dating" him since 2004, but HE's just been porking her brains out

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 22, 2011 05:57 PM (FVhEi)

290

ohh. a Pawlenty thingy? What was the gist thereof?

I'm sorry, I know you goobers been doin it all day long, I'm just beggin for the synopsis because I am one lazy motherfucker.

THANKS

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 22, 2011 05:57 PM (Wh0W+)

291 No, the glass is fucking empty, and the downside of the rapture fail is that tomorrow is Monday.

Posted by: sherlock at May 22, 2011 05:59 PM (thr9V)

292 Wakefield leaves game with 2 outs in the seventh. (3-1 Red Sox).

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 22, 2011 05:59 PM (Z05lF)

293 I'm just beggin for the synopsis because I am one lazy motherfucker.

We decided he's an easy, lazy fuck. And cute. Well, that's Minnesotans for you.

Posted by: Fortunata at May 22, 2011 06:02 PM (90H1N)

294 With the primaries shaping up to be Pawlenty v. Romney...
Posted by: Ben

I'm still holding out hope a middle of the road Republican will get into the race. You know, fiscally conservative, socially moderate, something like that...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2011 06:06 PM (M8E6y)

295 ohh. a Pawlenty thingy? What was the gist thereof? I'm just beggin for the synopsis because I am one lazy motherfucker.
Posted by: Dave in Texas

"Tapping the brakes..."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 22, 2011 06:08 PM (M8E6y)

296 >>> For the cat love in all of us, yes, i know i missed caturday, but check this out

OK, is there an interwebs acronym for "no, I REALLY DID spit through my nose onto my keyboard.".

I was gulping a diet coke when it got to the "tight" verse. Bad move.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 22, 2011 06:08 PM (bq5ei)

297

I'm sorry, I know you goobers been doin it all day long, I'm just beggin for the synopsis because I am one lazy motherfucker.

THANKS

Posted by: Dave in Texas

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I skimmed but didn't participate b/c it was just too silly.

Someone (a Palin supporter) has been citing a quote that's been widely attributed to T-Paw (from 6 or 7 years ago, I believe) in which T-Paw seems to be saying he loves big government.

Others requested attribution/links.

T-Paw critics wanted the folks requesting the attributions to prove he didn't say it.

That's kind of when I thought the rails came off.

I left before the Palin stuff really started, I think. I have no patience for that.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 06:09 PM (pW2o8)

298

T-Paw critics wanted the folks requesting the attributions to prove he didn't say it.

That's kind of when I thought the rails came off.

I left before the Palin stuff really started, I think. I have no patience for that.

Posted by: Y-not at May 22, 2011 10:09 PM (pW2o

Actually I'm the one that said it. And I didn't even want that. All I wanted was evidence of him saying it was a lie like was claimed. Just one single link of Pawlenty or his camp going "I never said that" I was not demanding proof of a negative. And anyways I was right, and all links indicate he did say it but "clarified"

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2011 06:19 PM (oVQFe)

299 Palin rips Obama over Israel policy statement.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2011 07:37 PM (wPxqH)

300 Karen Millen dresses were generally used by the wave of countries. Park officials and staff will be more Karen Millen dress on sale visible in areas with better crowd control. The number of Karen Millen online store said the use is not published for security reasons, Jones said.

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