June 18, 2011

A Riot is an Ugly (and stupid) Thing
— Dave in Texas

So let's make fun of it.

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Posted by: Dave in Texas at 01:49 PM | Comments (209)
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1 Nanny states breed such childish temper tantrums. Reminds me of the unions in Wisconsin. Three words come to mind. Arrest. Them. All.

Posted by: USA at June 18, 2011 01:53 PM (6Cjut)

2 Imagine the "celebration" if they had won.

Posted by: USA at June 18, 2011 01:53 PM (6Cjut)

3 They flashed his weiner.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 18, 2011 01:54 PM (bAL0J)

4 Hat trick

Posted by: USA at June 18, 2011 01:54 PM (6Cjut)

5 As I've said before, at least the Canucks get it right - they riot when they don't win it all.

In Los Angeles, they riot when their team does win it all.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 18, 2011 01:54 PM (Y1gzX)

6 Happens every time the Lakers win as well. It won't be pretty when its about the free crap we can't afford to give away anymore. My guess is sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Jno Aubrey at June 18, 2011 01:56 PM (bY5nj)

7 Jilian Michaels is scaring me.  Full on frightened turtle scared.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 01:56 PM (hzjZo)

8
shouldn't the fans be pissed at the Green Men?

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 18, 2011 02:00 PM (sSPgI)

9 Oh, my god.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 02:00 PM (c/khY)

10 From these troubled times, a hero will rise. He shall be known by the name of Sparky McFireballs.

Posted by: Johnnytightlips at June 18, 2011 02:01 PM (GlfkR)

11 And it's about time we had one.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:01 PM (GTbGH)

12 The good thing?  This'll just about do it for the bullshit "Canadians are just so damned nice all the time" lie.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 02:01 PM (c/khY)

13 Hopefully, he won't be able to reproduce after that.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 02:02 PM (ZpzZz)

14 Taking the sore loser thing to a whole different level.

Owie

Posted by: ontherocks at June 18, 2011 02:02 PM (HBqDo)

15 We're not that nice

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 02:02 PM (ZpzZz)

16 #11  WOODSTOPS WOODSTOPS

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 18, 2011 02:03 PM (Wh0W+)

17 If Woody had gone right to the police this would never have happened.

Posted by: Detective G at June 18, 2011 02:03 PM (hzjZo)

18 Great balls of fire!

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at June 18, 2011 02:03 PM (bAL0J)

19

Hit him right where he keeps his brain.

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at June 18, 2011 02:03 PM (lgw0N)

20 That gets funnier every time I see it.

Posted by: alexthechick at June 18, 2011 02:03 PM (sf+iw)

21 Gotta give the cop who threw it props.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2011 02:03 PM (c/khY)

22 Flashing Vancouver style

Posted by: ontherocks at June 18, 2011 02:04 PM (HBqDo)

23 What kind of idiot goes to a riot, or a first date, without wearing a cup?

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at June 18, 2011 02:04 PM (lgw0N)

24

Gotta give the cop who threw it props.

He picked up the split!

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 02:04 PM (hzjZo)

25 What's your problem, eh?

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2011 02:05 PM (yrGif)

26 Take Off eh!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2011 02:05 PM (yQWNf)

27 Hosers.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:06 PM (GTbGH)

28 OT is Clint supposed to be the dead marshal in High Plains Drifter?

Posted by: USS Diversity at June 18, 2011 02:06 PM (RPYjQ)

29

Gotta give the cop who threw it props.

 

That creep can roll, man.

Posted by: Walter Sobchek at June 18, 2011 02:07 PM (hzjZo)

30 Whatz all this foolishness aboot eh?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2011 02:07 PM (yQWNf)

31 Arrest. Them. All. Posted by: USA at June 18, 2011 05:53 PM (6Cjut) What? That implies trials, which imputes undeserved legitimacy to their tantrums. A good, solid beating delivered regularly and methodically would be far more cost effective and satisfying.

Posted by: Fake Ace at June 18, 2011 02:08 PM (lT0LC)

32 toby928™
How did the work on your car turn out? Since you are still able to type, the Chinese spring compressors must have held up for the afternoon at least.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2011 02:08 PM (yrGif)

33 In 2520, this clip will be repeated and improved on in the hit show "Ow, my balls!"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 02:08 PM (c0A3e)

Posted by: the Beastie Boys at June 18, 2011 02:09 PM (hzjZo)

35 OT is Clint supposed to be the dead marshal in High Plains Drifter? Posted by: USS Diversity at June 18, 2011 06:06 PM (RPYjQ) Or an avenging spirit of some kind.

Posted by: Fake Ace at June 18, 2011 02:09 PM (lT0LC)

36 What? That implies trials, which imputes undeserved legitimacy to their tantrums. A good, solid beating delivered regularly and methodically would be far more cost effective and satisfying.

Posted by: Fake Ace at June 18, 2011 06:08 PM (lT0LC)

Yep, 3 days in one of those stockade thingies will cure it.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 02:09 PM (ZpzZz)

37 As soon as Van-Loser made the playoffs, we called a riot, win or lose...I don't think it's "nanny state" as the cause so much as it is the moderate climate...the n'er-do-wells can live in the park year-round, waiting for a chance to redirect the mob...

Posted by: balticdave at June 18, 2011 02:09 PM (y+R/Z)

38 OT is Clint supposed to be the dead marshal in High Plains Drifter? Yes. Although, the first time I saw HPD as a kid, I thought he was supposed to be the devil himself. I wasn't the brightest kid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 02:09 PM (9Lm5R)

39

Davis Love III is still alive?

And sporting a pink shirt.

Michael Jordan weeps.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 02:10 PM (wC6OR)

40 Posted by: Fake Ace at June 18, 2011 06:08 PM (lT0LC)

http://tinyurl.com/the-lash-alternative

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 18, 2011 02:10 PM (yrGif)

41 How did the work on your car turn out?

Very well thank you.  I think the compressors can probably go another couple of uses but they really are crap. 

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:11 PM (GTbGH)

42 Yes.

Although, the first time I saw HPD as a kid, I thought he was supposed to be the devil himself.

I wasn't the brightest kid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 06:09 PM (9Lm5R)

 

The part where he paints the town red was pretty cool...I've been wanting to do that to Ottawa for years

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 02:11 PM (ZpzZz)

43

Grand total of Boston violence:  2 arrests for aggrivated assault

it was a bar fight.

That was all.

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 02:12 PM (K2wpv)

44 So, I guess Vancouver "won" that one

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 02:13 PM (K2wpv)

45

Huh.

I thought Canadians were better behaved than that.

Guess I won't be taking any of their shit about how we act.

Posted by: Mueller at June 18, 2011 02:14 PM (/AU3V)

46 OT is Clint supposed to be the dead marshal in High Plains Drifter?

So what's his story in Pale Rider?

Ulrik Lindquist:  It's YOU!

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:15 PM (GTbGH)

47

Guess I won't be taking any of their shit about how we act.

Posted by: Mueller at June 18, 2011 06:14 PM (/AU3V)

 

Yep, I guess we've lost our 'holier than thou' status...at least the Greeks are rioting over money...

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 02:15 PM (ZpzZz)

48

but they really are crap

I bought a small bar from China Harbor (Harbor Freight). The first attempt to pry on something it got bent out of shape, so to speak. The Chinese do not have the best metallurgy it seems.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 02:16 PM (O3izx)

49

I had a chance to riot in Denver in 98 when the Broncos won the Super Bowl.  My friends did, but I elected to stay home to watch the game by myself since I wanted to see it, without any distractions.  Knowing how hard up a long time Bronco fan was in those days would explain my reclusive ways. 

I missed pepper spray galore.  I was tearing up for different reasons.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 02:16 PM (8aP5h)

50 Eastwood is an avenging spirit.  That's why they couldn't kill him, yo.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 18, 2011 02:18 PM (Wh0W+)

51 Take Off eh!

U.S., eh...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 18, 2011 02:19 PM (Y1gzX)

52 they can't kill clint because he's teh awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 18, 2011 02:19 PM (eOXTH)

53 I thought the oceans rose and flooded Canada.

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 02:19 PM (OhYCU)

54 So is High Plains Drifter the last of his spagetti western type movies, where everyone sweats and doesn't have much to say?

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:20 PM (GTbGH)

55 The Chinese do not have the best metallurgy it seems. Which is why they have to buy Russian jet engines for their newest fighter aircraft. It's tough to make highly sophisticated jet engine alloys in a backyard smelter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 02:20 PM (9Lm5R)

56 A golf instructor named Mulligan.....

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 02:21 PM (coVpK)

57 OT. Nobody wants to move into my empty Capitol building office. The jokes about cleaning out the dried jizz deposits have already started.

Posted by: A. Weiner ON THE COMEBACK TRAIL! at June 18, 2011 02:21 PM (C0Z3w)

58 53 I thought the oceans rose and flooded Canada.

Posted by: Cherry ð the unbanned at June 18, 2011 06:19 PM (OhYCU)

 

...the oceans receded, leaving Noah's Ark perched atop the rockies...

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 02:21 PM (ZpzZz)

59

Doug: Chip here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Like, we got over five billion dollars in our hideout, only some of the money's marked, eh, so we're not spendin' it. We's just waitin'.

Con: Youse guys like a smoke?

Doug: No, eh? We want our lungs to be pink when they fry us. Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chip here probably just kill him anyway. Lawyers are for sucks.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 02:24 PM (My57T)

60
ahhh, yes, High Plains Drifter -- a good ol' revenge flick


Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 18, 2011 02:25 PM (Yfclo)

61 I keep having the argument about whether Clint's a ghost in HPD. I say he is, my friends says he shoots someone in the barbershop scene, so he's not. But he doesn't show up in a mirror; when he ducks under the water in the bath scene, the water doesn't overflow, the scenes with the blond hooker...well. Those could be suggestion?

In any case, I hold it's a ghost story.

Posted by: Dianna at June 18, 2011 02:26 PM (mKMj1)

62
Pink Cadillac

isn't that a Clint movie...with Bernadette Peters?

Posted by: leftover soothsayers at June 18, 2011 02:27 PM (ka6ta)

63 One nest of Bluebirds have left their house. I'm a proud father. Hope the Owl don't get them.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 02:28 PM (O3izx)

64 ...so there was meaness, to the penis
well that's alright, by me
I'm a tiger, when I riot,
but I'm a snake if we disagree....

sorry, bumble's been stuck in my head. sharing is caring. or something.

Posted by: hush at June 18, 2011 02:30 PM (+KIk7)

65 five hole!

Posted by: Drive it like you stole it at June 18, 2011 02:30 PM (JEvSn)

66 five hole!

Posted by: Drive it like you stole it at June 18, 2011 06:30 PM (JEvSn)


sad that it took this long for someone to make that joke

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2011 02:37 PM (Ig1Wo)

67

Poo Burgers

Can they be formed into little balls and grilled?

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 02:38 PM (O3izx)

68 sad that it took this long for someone to make that joke

Sorry, I just got here.

Posted by: Drive it like you stole it at June 18, 2011 02:40 PM (JEvSn)

69 I enjoyed the grenade to the balls better than I enjoy the sport.  Maybe they could use one as a puck.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:41 PM (GTbGH)

70

Poo Burgers

Can they be formed into little balls and grilled?

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 06:38 PM (O3izx)

Well, duh!

Posted by: Resident Dung Beetle at June 18, 2011 02:42 PM (6B+2e)

71 It works on so many levels!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at June 18, 2011 02:50 PM (rPzEh)

72 USS Diversity Had to take a useless Film class in collage. That type of film is supposed to make you "Think". So whatever your conclusion, you are right. I came up with the idea that he was the great grandfather of the Big Boy statues. Alas, according to my grade, I was right.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 18, 2011 02:51 PM (20jXV)

73 The funniest part about these riots is that most of the people were white!!! That's hairyass,,,,

Posted by: izoneguy at June 18, 2011 02:52 PM (i6Neb)

74 Thi is what a SWPL riot looks like.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at June 18, 2011 02:53 PM (DgySM)

75

I don't know half of you people.  I don't know whose fault it is, so I'll blame you guys.

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 02:54 PM (K2wpv)

76 Is Super8 worth seeing at the theater, or just wait for the BluRay?

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 02:57 PM (GTbGH)

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 02:57 PM (K2wpv)

78 OT: Do any of you have good ideas as to how to terminate a house rat that doesn't involve C4?

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 02:58 PM (OhYCU)

79 Rick Perry at the RLC. Wow, just WOW.

Where were the rest of the Republican wussies?

Oh and John McCain calling Republicans "Isolationists"? What a total dribbling liberal jackass.

Is he even a Republican anymore?

Posted by: Marcus at June 18, 2011 02:58 PM (SnIJk)

80 Is Super8 worth seeing at the theater, or just wait for the BluRay?

Posted by: toby928� at June 18, 2011 06:57 PM (GTbGH)


depends if you like seeing event movies on the big screen or watching it at home. Other than that, I really liked it

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2011 02:59 PM (Ig1Wo)

81 I don't hink HPD counts as a spaghetti western as it wasn't filmed in Italy...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 02:59 PM (ZUWaD)

82 Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (OhYCU)

5.56?

Velveeta and rat poison. It's what's for dinner. Works every time.

Posted by: Marcus at June 18, 2011 03:00 PM (SnIJk)

83 OT: Do any of you have good ideas as to how to terminate a house rat that doesn't involve C4?

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (OhYCU)


buy a cat or use traps (everyone and myself has had the best results with the humane traps)

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2011 03:00 PM (Ig1Wo)

84 78 Is Super8 worth seeing at the theater, or just wait for the BluRay?

Super8 was decent, but if I had to choose again to see it at the theater or wait, I'd wait for it to come out on DVD/BluRay. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 03:00 PM (c0A3e)

85

Do any of you have good ideas as to how to terminate a house rat that doesn't involve C4?

12 ga. shotgun

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 03:01 PM (O3izx)

86 I don't hink HPD counts as a spaghetti western as it wasn't filmed in Italy... Neither were the spaghetti westerns, for the most part. Italian productions, but largely filmed in Spain.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 03:02 PM (9Lm5R)

87

Posted by: Marcus at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (SnIJk)

In Name Only

Posted by: Polliwog at June 18, 2011 03:02 PM (qW/+N)

88

Seriously?  I capatalized "film"

"Moron: please report to the flogging station!"

Posted by: PugBoo at June 18, 2011 03:03 PM (20jXV)

89 depends if you like seeing event movies on the big screen or watching it at home.

Some movies have to be seen at the theater.  About one a year.  The rest I watch on the big screen at home.

And crap, I missed Atlas Shrugged at the movie.  I kept meaning to go and see it and was ready to go today and, nope, not in any theaters anymore.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 03:03 PM (GTbGH)

90 Re: Super 8...I'd wait for the DVD...it was a good movie but not worth the cost of a trip to the theatre.

Posted by: CanaDave at June 18, 2011 03:04 PM (ZpzZz)

91 Ah yes...but this KO while still talking on cellphone is really awesome: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=961_1308314880

Posted by: Brian in BC at June 18, 2011 03:05 PM (XALms)

92 And crap, I missed Atlas Shrugged at the movie.  I kept meaning to go and see it and was ready to go today and, nope, not in any theaters anymore.

Posted by: toby928� at June 18, 2011 07:03 PM (GTbGH)


you didn't miss much

Posted by: The Dude at June 18, 2011 03:06 PM (Ig1Wo)

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 03:11 PM (K2wpv)

94 Spaghetti westerns were filmed in Spain,by an Italian director.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 03:11 PM (HwAS5)

95 96 Oops 88 already said it.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 03:14 PM (HwAS5)

96 Back in Vancouver, we're still waiting breathlessly for the guy to be identified so we can all mock him even more ruthlessly. The police here are encouraging a "name 'em and shame 'em" approach, despite tough talk from our Premier about jail time. The "amorous" couple who decided a little finger-bangin' in front of a thousand rioters (and cameras) would never get noticed have already had their names plastered everywhere. I'm sure the girl's parents are thrilled.

And lots of hand-wringing about this not representing Vancouver or hockey fans... but wrong on both counts. There are idiots aplenty here. Some of them wearing $300 Canucks jerseys as they smash windows, torch cars and loot stores.

But personally, I blame Bush.

Posted by: BC at June 18, 2011 03:16 PM (8/oXo)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 03:16 PM (c0A3e)

98 omg I just watched the viedo.  That guy got schmutzed in the shmeadies with a schmeadle!

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 03:20 PM (K2wpv)

99

So it still doesn't qualify as a "Spaghetti Western".

 

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 03:20 PM (ZUWaD)

100 (A little Yiddish lingo for you there)

Posted by: Truman North at June 18, 2011 03:20 PM (K2wpv)

101 I like the shotgun idea.  Does anyone know of some good patching or spackling compound?

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 03:20 PM (OhYCU)

102 I said "spaghetti western type movies".  The real spaghetti ones are most notable for their apparent attempt to find the ugliest actors available, and don't give them any lines. 

After HPD, Clint did Jose Wales, Pale Rider and Unforgiven as westerns.  Those lacked the sweaty, ugly, not much dialog traits of the SW.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 03:21 PM (GTbGH)

103

Posted by: Cherry ð the unbanned at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (OhYCU)

About rat traps. Get the big ones that are plastic. It should look like an oversized chip bag holder.  They know how to fool the wooden ones now.  Use peanut butter on th trip. You will hear snaps as you sip your Valu-Rite and grill the hobo's but it is effctive.  This is better than a poison approach.  After the snaps sounds die down, get rid of the bodies elswhere so other creatures do not come in to take their place.  The poison method killes a lot of other animals and could harm domestic breeds.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 18, 2011 03:21 PM (20jXV)

104 Just saw True Grit finally.  It was good.  Good gooey violence.

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 03:22 PM (OhYCU)

105

Does anyone know of some good patching or spackling compound?

Just wall paper over the damage.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 03:24 PM (O3izx)

106 OT: Do any of you have good ideas as to how to terminate a house rat that doesn't involve C4?

Posted by: Cherry ð the unbanned at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (OhYCU)

Get rat traps and use peanut butter as bait. Put them at the corners of doorways and along baseboards.

If you haven't used one before, a rat trap is about 4 times bigger than a mousetrap and can break a finger if you're not careful. It's set the same way as a mousetrap.

I don't like poisons because if the rat doesn't make it out of the house before it dies, you have to deal with rotting carcass smell for a couple weeks.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 03:27 PM (My57T)

107

Sorry

 Cherry ð the unbanned at June 18, 2011 06:58 PM (OhYCU)

Sorry. Seriously don't 't know how your handle got in my post.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 18, 2011 03:27 PM (20jXV)

108

I was thinking HPD was Pale Rider anyways, so I guess HPD is closer to the SW format (odd characters and the like),  Pale Rider is much different, saving the whole hero rider Shane cliche'....

seems quite pedantic for a moron site...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 03:29 PM (ZUWaD)

109 Thanks for the tips.  Time to hoist the black flag.

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 18, 2011 03:29 PM (OhYCU)

110 the real spaghetti ones are most notable for their apparent attempt to find the ugliest actors available, and don't give them any lines. 

Terence Hill, Franco Nero & Henry Fonda ugly?

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 03:29 PM (JEvSn)

111 Instant karma, Vancouver style. Watch the guy with the tan cap and dark-blue, long-sleeved shirt hitting the overturned car:

http://tinyurl.com/6glc53v

An asshole who got away with it, right? Wrong. Watch a bystander play some chin music on him and knock him out cold:

http://tinyurl.com/3jc3fjn


Posted by: Llarry at June 18, 2011 03:29 PM (SI/pw)

112 Yeah, the rodents are getting smarter. I recently had an epic battle with a little fucking ninja mouse running around at work. Bastard would eat the peanut butter off the trap without tripping it. Finally taped up a box to resemble a narrow hallway, with two traps near the end. He had to climb over the first trap to get to the peanut butter in the second. He had a REALLY surprised look on his face when I found his broken-necked body the next day. Score one for Team Biped.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 03:31 PM (9Lm5R)

113 But I also like the Young Frankenstien reference in the post title!

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 03:31 PM (ZUWaD)

114

Here I Come To Save the Day!!

* snap*

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at June 18, 2011 03:32 PM (ZUWaD)

115 Terence Hill, Franco Nero & Henry Fonda ugly?

Actually, they did make Fonda look pretty rough I thought, but the European side players was more who I was talking about. 

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 03:35 PM (GTbGH)

116 Sweaty, greasy, bad teeth, shabby clothes, usually a wart or major blemish.

Real salt of the earth.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 03:36 PM (GTbGH)

117

I don't like poisons because if the rat doesn't make it out of the house before it dies, you have to deal with rotting carcass smell for a couple weeks.

 

Most poisons force them to water due to rapid dehydration.  Usually a shallow bucket filled 1/3 with water will draw the poisoned rats/mice to it...at least that's what I remember gramps doing.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 03:39 PM (hzjZo)

118 Is that a flash bang grenade in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by: Kathleen Turner at June 18, 2011 03:39 PM (GfYt/)

119 Sweaty, greasy, bad teeth, shabby clothes, usually a wart or major blemish. Real salt of the earth. Who ya callin' "sweaty"?????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 03:39 PM (9Lm5R)

120 I don't get what the thrill is of smashing something to hell when it's not your own property. Of course if you smash your own property you could be stupid, but it's your right.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 03:40 PM (O3izx)

121 John McCain is going to change parties. He's just waiting to do the most damage. Expect him to be a keynote speaker in the Obama '12 convention.

You heard it here last. (Because it's not like he hasn't warned us.)

Posted by: Zimriel at June 18, 2011 03:43 PM (pl1+G)

122 119 That was a Euro idea of the American West.Lots of ugly,violent people.Actually the Euro's still think that about America except now we are fat too.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2011 03:43 PM (HwAS5)

123

61 I keep having the argument about whether Clint's a ghost in HPD. I say he is, my friends says he shoots someone in the barbershop scene, so he's not. But he doesn't show up in a mirror; when he ducks under the water in the bath scene, the water doesn't overflow, the scenes with the blond hooker...well. Those could be suggestion?

In any case, I hold it's a ghost story.

.......Did he watch while they fapped?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: estimator at June 18, 2011 03:44 PM (+mhhR)

124

Sorry Cherrie Pie,  forgot I was respondind to your post.

Now

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 07:31 PM (9Lm5R)

Had that problem with a platoon of mice after buying a home in Evergreen.  After hearing the snaps of the traps (plastic ones) stop after about 2 hours, I turned to Boo and said "It"s over" and returned to the TV show The Unit. Ah the good old days.

Posted by: PugBoo at June 18, 2011 03:44 PM (20jXV)

125 I had a very bad Vole problem in my front yard. I didn't know how I was going to get rid of the little bastards. They don't take bait. Finally, I decided to put mousetraps crossways in their little paths. Killed 20 of them that way and no longer have a problem. 

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 03:45 PM (O3izx)

126 115
Yeah, the rodents are getting smarter. I recently had an epic battle with a little fucking ninja mouse running around at work. Bastard would eat the peanut butter off the trap without tripping it.

There wouldn't happen to be a secret experimental lab near you, would there?

/Dean Koontz wrote a short story about rats (I think;  it was either rats or mice) who had human genes, the suspected genes that give humans intelligence, spliced into their genome.  These genetically-enhanced rodents escaped a secret lab during middle of a winter storm, so they took up shelter in the home of a woman and started terrorizing her and her child.  They'd put poison pellets in the cereal, they disabled the woman's car, and they even took away some of the woman's ammunition for her shotgun.  When I read this story as a kid, these rodents scared the hell out of me.  Thankfully, the story didn't put me on the "all science is evil" path.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 03:45 PM (c0A3e)

127 I have a plague of moles.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 03:46 PM (GTbGH)

128 In HPD Clint is clearly some sort of supernatural entity. I waiver back and forth between whether he is some kind of manifestation of the sheriff or the devil incarnate come to punish Lago for its sins.

"Especially the church....."

Posted by: Mr. Book at June 18, 2011 03:47 PM (L1sKL)

129 I didn't think the blonde was a hooker I thought she was the inn-keeper's wife...

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 03:48 PM (ZUWaD)

130

Most poisons force them to water due to rapid dehydration.  Usually a shallow bucket filled 1/3 with water will draw the poisoned rats/mice to it...at least that's what I remember gramps doing.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 07:39 PM (hzjZo)

Yeah, that's how it's supposed to work but I live on a very old property and water hangs out in wierd places.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 03:48 PM (My57T)

131

I have a plague of moles.

It's a good year for the bastards, apparently.  The Hawks and Owls will eat well.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2011 03:49 PM (hzjZo)

132 I am conflicted.  I notice that the "car" they tipped over is one of those hipster douchebag smart cars.  I am tempted to tip one over every time I see one.  To see skatepunk doucebags smashing the window was a bit ironic too.  That being said, I would still like to "apply" some down home justice to all involved.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2011 03:50 PM (yQWNf)

133 *insert Carl Spackler joke here*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 03:50 PM (9Lm5R)

134 I'll start making fun of Vancouver riots on this site when this site starts taking note of Polar Bear Hunts and flash-mobs.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 18, 2011 03:51 PM (pl1+G)

135

Maybe if those Polar Bears would lay of the Coke

just sayin'

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 03:52 PM (ZUWaD)

136

off

jeesh!

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 18, 2011 03:52 PM (ZUWaD)

137 Some parts of my property are like quicksand.  I have to tow the lawn roller around weekly.  I've tried poison, traps, daschunds and sonic chasers.  The only one I've gotten was when I pressed down the tunnels in one area and then sat motionless for near an hour until I saw the earth start humping up again.

Skewered his ass with my hay fork.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 03:52 PM (GTbGH)

138

I have a plague of moles.

Are you referring to the long snouted almost blind little rodents? I don't think they come out of their burrows much.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 03:52 PM (O3izx)

139 Sweaty, greasy, bad teeth, shabby clothes, usually a wart or major blemish.

Real salt of the earth.

Honestly, I'd rather see that than what passes for a leading "man" these days.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 03:53 PM (JEvSn)

140 I have a plague of moles.
Posted by: toby928

Oddly enough they are grouped by a labor, a movement, or a company of moles.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2011 03:55 PM (qaU+h)

141 Try the sticky traps for mice that are really pissing you off .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2011 03:56 PM (npr0X)

142 123 I don't get what the thrill is of smashing something to hell when it's not your own property. Of course if you smash your own property you could be stupid, but it's your right.

Sometimes idiots destroy their own property in protest.  My Navy friend, who was stationed in Bahrain in the mid 00's, told me of a protest their where some guy protesting the lack of employment opportunities torched his own car in protest.

Yes, it was stupid, but at least he destroyed his own property. 

/Wonder how he found a job after that?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 03:56 PM (c0A3e)

143 I'm All Right ! !

Posted by: Mr. Gopher Union Leader Moles #1725 at June 18, 2011 03:57 PM (ZUWaD)

144 Sometimes idiots destroy their own property in protest.

I think you just summed up Obama's Presidency.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 03:58 PM (JEvSn)

145

Try the sticky traps for mice that are really pissing you off .

When I tried sticky traps on the voles, all I ever caught was some dirt and vole fur. Maybe voles are stronger than mice.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 03:58 PM (O3izx)

146

*insert Carl Spackler joke here*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2011 07:50 PM (9Lm5R)

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will.

To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.

So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

*click*

Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 18, 2011 04:00 PM (My57T)

147 When I tried sticky traps on the voles, all I ever caught was some dirt and vole fur. Maybe voles are stronger than mice. First one I tried I got two in one trap in the garage . I could hear the little bastards screaming from twenty feet away when I turned on the lights .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2011 04:02 PM (npr0X)

148 147 Sometimes idiots destroy their own property in protest.

I think you just summed up Obama's Presidency.

He doesn't see the US as "his-his";  the US is only a nation that needs to be destroyed so that his true "his" can rise. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 18, 2011 04:03 PM (c0A3e)

149

I destroyed a cheap vice once many years ago. It pissed me off because it wouldn't hold a piece of pipe. I took a sledge to it and threw it in a hole. The next day I picked the pieces out of the hole and welded it back together. I still have that vice and it is still a piece of shit.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:04 PM (O3izx)

150 How come they never have an audience of idiots at Pr0n filmings yelling: "It's in the hole"?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 18, 2011 04:04 PM (yQWNf)

151

I could hear the little bastards screaming from twenty feet away when I turned on the lights .

That must have been a sweet sound. I hate mice.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:06 PM (O3izx)

152 Of course, you know...it being Canada and all, said hooligan idiot has probably already filed a complaint with the Human Rights Commission...and he'll win.

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 18, 2011 04:08 PM (k4bdL)

153

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 08:04 PM

Yeah we had to have a "talk" with our printer...

Posted by: Those guys from Office Space at June 18, 2011 04:09 PM (ZUWaD)

154
Old and busted: I went to a hockey game and fight broke out.

New and improved: I went to a hockey game and a riot broke out.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at June 18, 2011 04:09 PM (1hM1d)

155 text book case of useful idots

Posted by: Tjexcite at June 18, 2011 04:09 PM (hiie8)

156

That must have been a sweet sound. I hate mice.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 08:06 PM (O3izx)

I live in horse country so I have to deal with field mice and rats ocassionally but I'm damn glad I don't have to deal with roaches.

I lived in Columbus for a brief period of time many moons ago and those things are intolerable. I'll never live in the city again.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 04:12 PM (My57T)

157 I live in horse country so I have to deal with field mice and rats ocassionally but I'm damn glad I don't have to deal with roaches. Too right . Roaches would really piss me off .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2011 04:16 PM (npr0X)

158 I'm damn glad I don't have to deal with roaches.

They're the State Bird around here.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 04:18 PM (GTbGH)

159 Skewered his ass with my hay fork.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 18, 2011 07:52 PM (GTbGH)

Put Juicy Fruit gum in the tunnels. Poke a hole in it with a stick, unwrap the gum with out touching it with your fingers......... Use the stick to push it into the hole. Two packs will do a large yard. It will work.

Posted by: Racefan at June 18, 2011 04:18 PM (Mp64g)

160 Right through the Five Hole!

Posted by: OxyCon at June 18, 2011 04:19 PM (Kmnf5)

161

damn glad I don't have to deal with roaches.

Seen plenty of them while in the Army in San Antonio. Nasty bastards. In the lab we would soak them with an ether squirt bottle and 5 minutes later they would walk away. They will inheret the earth after the nuclear holocaust.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:21 PM (O3izx)

162 ^ The spam hearts Dave .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2011 04:25 PM (npr0X)

163 You would think the spamsters could learn to write in English. Maybe I will get in touch with Silver Girl and charge her a few dollars for a couple of sentences she can cut and past that will make sense.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:30 PM (O3izx)

164

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 08:21 PM (O3izx)

During Ministry School, we stayed at a piece of shit in the Bottoms (Columbus) that was infested and right next to a heroin dealer. I like my cofee and all but we had to cover the coffee maker with a towel so roaches wouldn't get in.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 04:31 PM (My57T)

165 New and improved: I went to a hockey game riot and a riot hockey game broke out.

I shot a guy in the nuts with a flash grenade. What he was doing in Vancouver, I'll never know.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 04:33 PM (JEvSn)

166

I like my cofee and all but we had to cover the coffee maker with a towel so roaches wouldn't get in.

We have to do the same around here to keep the miller moths out of the coffee maker. Hopefully they will be gone in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:34 PM (O3izx)

167

/C'mon, we need a flamewar!

Your mother is SO FAT...

“… she once sat on a B-tree and flattened it to an array – in linear time.”
“… the number of drives in the RAID array required to hold her exceeded the Chandrasekhar limit.”
“… her secondary storage is in the garage.”
“… she invented FAT64.”
“… she makes Windows Vista look slim.”
“… she will never have a pop under.”
“… she has DS3 to McDonalds.
“… she has her own tile server on google maps.”
“… her page size is 16MB.”
“… she only buys cakeboxes of CDRs.”
“… her LONGJUMP() is 256 bytes.”
“… she ate the SPARCstation1 pizza box.”
“… her hash tables are linked lists.”
“… she created an algorithm that was O(FAT).”

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at June 18, 2011 04:34 PM (SMqnS)

168

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2011 08:02 PM (npr0X)

I'm such a wuss that I cried because the vole the trap caught wasn't dead and I had to throw the  thing in the dumpster.  Then I prayed that God would keep the rest of the voles out of the house.  We didn't see anymore so I choose to count that as a prayer answered.

Posted by: Polliwog at June 18, 2011 04:36 PM (qW/+N)

169 re: "Happy Hotdog Man" in the sidebar...

Man, I love this country.

Posted by: jcjimi at June 18, 2011 04:37 PM (N5zvq)

170 “… she ate the SPARCstation1 pizza box.”

if (malloc(sizeof(yourmom_t)) == NULL) printf("error: mom too fat\n");

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 04:38 PM (JEvSn)

171 saw the picture with the two trust fund-anarchists kissing amidst the riot.....trying to think of a better word than "stupid" to use....

Posted by: str8 outta at June 18, 2011 04:41 PM (uqDva)

172 Just read the Rick Perry article over at Drudge.

Romney made a mistake in not attending the conference. Perry now holds the advantage of being, essentially, drafted into the race. And, he sounded damn strong in his own right.

It's going to get interesting.

Posted by: Clueless at June 18, 2011 04:41 PM (piMMO)

173 if (malloc(sizeof(yourmom_t)) == NULL) printf("error: mom too fat\n");

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 08:38 PM (JEvSn)

Okay, now *that* is teh funneh.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2011 04:41 PM (bxiXv)

174

The last time i popÂ’ed your moms stack, she core-dumped all over me

Posted by: 7 Chinese Spammers at June 18, 2011 04:42 PM (SMqnS)

175 Where you at, Ronster?

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 04:45 PM (My57T)

176 Oh, and your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 18, 2011 04:46 PM (bxiXv)

177

Where you at, Ronster?

High plains of eastern CO. Not real far from CO Springs.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:48 PM (O3izx)

178 Sidebar Google Coords.

If it's in Tunisia, it's from Star Wars. Uncle Owen's?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2011 04:49 PM (qaU+h)

179 Nerds nerds nerds. Good Lord, no wonder the site of a beesting on a chest gets half you morons fapping yourselves bloody.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2011 04:50 PM (Ip1Oh)

180 Oh, and your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

I stuffed a global into her namespace.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at June 18, 2011 04:51 PM (JEvSn)

181

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 08:48 PM (O3izx)

As someone who grew up in CO, you have my condolences (particularly having to move from the moutains to the east plains).

Posted by: Polliwog at June 18, 2011 04:52 PM (qW/+N)

182

As someone who grew up in CO, you have my condolences (particularly having to move from the moutains to the east plains).

The climate has definitely not been kind for the last 10 years.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 04:59 PM (O3izx)

183 RIP Clarence Clemons

Posted by: Tom at June 18, 2011 04:59 PM (nQR0p)

184

High plains of eastern CO. Not real far from CO Springs.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 08:48 PM (O3izx)

WOLVERINES!

When the Commies start on their shit, I'll stop by with the secret handhake.

I don't know dick about guns but I can cook up a mean jambalaya.

Posted by: ErikW at June 18, 2011 05:00 PM (My57T)

185

I don't know dick about guns but I can cook up a mean jambalaya.

That sounds like a plan.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 05:03 PM (O3izx)

186 When you go to the original clip, it's no longer available because of a copyright claim by someone named Brad Raabis. So now we have a name.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 18, 2011 05:03 PM (X3KAb)

187 >>> RIP Clarence Clemons

indeed

Posted by: jcjimi at June 18, 2011 05:03 PM (N5zvq)

188 So what happened to the guy hit with the grenade?

Posted by: Dave at June 18, 2011 05:08 PM (ibMs2)

189 I've already hired Devyn Cousineau.

Posted by: Brad Raabis at June 18, 2011 05:11 PM (JEvSn)

190 "So what happened to the guy hit with the grenade?"

--- prolly went home....cracked a molson ice, lamented on the canucks future...you know them....the LOSERS OF THE CUP

Posted by: str8 outta at June 18, 2011 05:12 PM (uqDva)

191

So what happened to the guy hit with the grenade?

He's running for president in the U.S. if he can get his birth certificate cleaned up.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 05:13 PM (O3izx)

192 I'm asking because I didn't see in the video if he even hit the ground?

Posted by: Dave at June 18, 2011 05:18 PM (ibMs2)

193 I hope he's salving those balls of his.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 18, 2011 05:22 PM (y/+eD)

194 Do any of you have good ideas as to how to terminate a house rat that doesn't involve C4? I don't know dick about guns but I can cook up a mean jambalaya.

Posted by: Sgt. Ermey at June 18, 2011 05:28 PM (DfCT7)

195 Yeah, the rodents are getting smarter. I recently had an epic battle with a little fucking ninja mouse running around at work. Bastard would eat the peanut butter off the trap without tripping it.

Damn. We should take the vote away from the 52% and give it to those little a-holes. A considerable step up in intellect.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2011 05:28 PM (Sb8NV)

196

So what happened to the guy hit with the grenade?

Last I seen of him he was out running a high speed train going east into Nova Scotia.

Posted by: Ronster at June 18, 2011 05:28 PM (O3izx)

197 I went to a hockey game and got my balls blown off

Posted by: ciceroskip at June 18, 2011 05:33 PM (zqCVc)

198 Lookin' awaaaaay back to comment #1, 3 different words come to my mind--not "arrest them all," but: Shoot. To. Kill.

Posted by: jewishodysseus at June 18, 2011 05:44 PM (IQujk)

199 Is Super8 worth seeing at the theater, or...

Isn't one supposed to stay at a Super 8?...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 18, 2011 05:53 PM (Y1gzX)

200 Canadians. Losing in a game only they go crazy about to a team from a country where nobody knows or cares.

Posted by: Ken Buckles at June 18, 2011 06:08 PM (60TKB)

201 >>> Canadians. Losing in a game only they go crazy about to a team from a country where nobody knows or cares.

as stated above, at least they riot when they lose

Posted by: jcjimi at June 18, 2011 06:10 PM (N5zvq)

202 John McCain is going to change parties.

Well he should do it now, and he should drag along his idiot offspring.

The sooner the better.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 18, 2011 06:23 PM (Y1gzX)

203 Crotch save and a beaut eh?

Posted by: Datou at June 18, 2011 06:36 PM (XL/mF)

204 "So what happened to the guy hit with the grenade?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rQCF8vr4Q  haha right off his feet.  Highlight of my day.

Posted by: Datou at June 18, 2011 06:43 PM (XL/mF)

205 80 OT: Do any of you have good ideas as to how to terminate a house rat that doesn't involve C4?You might try Mr. Rat, I have a writ here that says you are to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now, It's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same! [to Mattie] See? He doesn't pay any attention to me. [shoots the rat] You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be. Rooster Cogburn, True Grit

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