January 23, 2011
— Open Blogger The other thread was over 1,000 comments.
Please discuss the Steelers-Jets game here.
Oh, and no cheerleaders, the Steelers don't have any.
Update
It's the Steelers and Packers in the Superbowl.
Both teams backed into the Superbowl and put up poor performances in the second half of their games.
Whew!
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Posted by: BravoRomeoDelta at January 23, 2011 03:06 PM (4uj+h)
Seeing as the Bears have lost, shall I root for the Steelers or Jets. Or, in other words, who is more likely to stuff the Pack?
Steelers. Root for the Steelers
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 03:06 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 23, 2011 03:07 PM (f1va7)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 03:07 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 23, 2011 03:07 PM (2koSo)
Oh Ben, Gaia bless you! If Olympus was still standing, I'd elevate you to God status....
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 03:07 PM (KF+My)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 03:08 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Palerider at January 23, 2011 03:08 PM (vL0Nv)
There's a key to the right side of your keyboard marked "END" that will take you right there.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:08 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: jmflynny at January 23, 2011 07:08 PM (piMMO)
Now those are legit cheerleaders. At least they don't look the part of Fountains of Decadence.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 03:09 PM (KF+My)
Posted by: tcn at January 23, 2011 03:09 PM (+dwY/)
In lieu of cheerleaders.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 03:10 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: tcn at January 23, 2011 03:10 PM (+dwY/)
With you there. I hate NY, but go Jets!
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:10 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: sifty at January 23, 2011 03:11 PM (vKGXx)
The other thread was over 1,000 comments.
Please discuss the Steelers-Jets game here.
Oh, please. Deal with it Pixy, you pussy.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 03:11 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: tcn at January 23, 2011 03:11 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 23, 2011 03:11 PM (QNTO1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 03:11 PM (4ucxv)
Giving me the cheerleader withdrawal shakes.
Posted by: Evil_Bun_Bun at January 23, 2011 03:11 PM (8qoUN)
With you there. I hate NY, but go Jets!
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 07:10 PM (d88g9)
President Poopie picked the Jets to win.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 03:12 PM (g3OU+)
Seriously? "Big" Ben is hanging out with that girl and he still wants to rape some 15yo in a hotel? Go Jets, then!
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:12 PM (d88g9)
I gagged a little today when the Ray Lewis ad came on. You could have had him instead.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 23, 2011 03:12 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 03:12 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 03:12 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 03:13 PM (tJjm/)
They lied. It still sucks.
Posted by: sifty at January 23, 2011 03:14 PM (vKGXx)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:14 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 03:15 PM (JWesh)
Someone linked, in the NFC thread, the WAGs of Cutler and Rodgers. I'm guessing Cutler isn't going to suffer for long.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 23, 2011 03:15 PM (piMMO)
--Lisa Wu Hartwell is the yummiest, but props to D'Qwell Jackson for sticking with his lovely high school sweetheart.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 03:15 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 23, 2011 03:15 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 07:13 PM (tJjm/)
A football without cheerleaders is like a Nancy Pelosi without botox.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 03:15 PM (g3OU+)
Did he? 'Cause what I read was he was conflicted about for whom to root in a Bears v Steelers SB.
Jeez, if he picked the Jets, I'm safe.
Or whatever. Basically, I'm rooting for the Pack either way in two weeks.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 03:16 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Broadway Joe at January 23, 2011 03:17 PM (UL/HQ)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 03:17 PM (zxpIo)
Did he? 'Cause what I read was he was conflicted about for whom to root in a Bears v Steelers SB.
Jeez, if he picked the Jets, I'm safe.
Or whatever. Basically, I'm rooting for the Pack either way in two weeks.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 07:16 PM (pW2o
Yep, he picked Jets / Bears to win.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 03:17 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 03:17 PM (4ucxv)
that's how they do it in Steel City
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 03:18 PM (PaSAU)
Get your mitts off of me, old man!
And try a breath mint, you lush.
Posted by: Suzy Kolber at January 23, 2011 03:18 PM (pW2o8)
Shouldn't that be the Pittsburgh We Have Been on Unemployment Since the Mill Closed in 1983-ers?
We still make a lot of steel and have rebounded in jobs with tech and medicine. UPMC is one of the best cancer hospitals in the world. We have CMU and robotics, and as i said before a lot of steel and coke plants. Actually the largest coke plant in our hemisphere is located in pittsburgh.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 03:18 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 03:18 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 03:19 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 03:19 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 07:17 PM (4ucxv)
President Poopsie can bite me while he's here, and my ass is just about frozen solid, so I'm guessing he will break a tooth.
Posted by: tcn at January 23, 2011 03:19 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 07:19 PM (zxpIo)
No fuckin' snacks until we find it.
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 03:20 PM (BP6Z1)
Make that the second largest
Posted by: Colombia at January 23, 2011 03:20 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 07:18 PM (d88g9)
Good point. Guess I'll keep my distance.
Posted by: tcn at January 23, 2011 03:20 PM (+dwY/)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 03:21 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 07:13 PM (tJjm/)
This is just so profoundly sad. Breasts matter. Think of the 12 year old girl who just wants to develop a womanly set, or the 16 year old boy who wants nothing more than to get his paws on said set. It's the Circle of Life. And shit.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 03:21 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 03:21 PM (PfiUw)
We still make a lot of steel and have rebounded in jobs with tech and medicine. UPMC is one of the best cancer hospitals in the world. We have CMU and robotics, and as i said before a lot of steel and coke plants. Actually the largest coke plant in our hemisphere is located in pittsburgh.
Posted by: BenBoochit, I got largest coke plant in the hemisphere.
Posted by: Tony Montana at January 23, 2011 03:22 PM (oREHE)
Another quick 1st quarter.
So we're stuck (and by we're, I mean the Morons) with the diaper baby cheerleaders, then?
Posted by: Theresa D LOVES football!!111! at January 23, 2011 03:23 PM (2hQbY)
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 03:23 PM (JWesh)
OK Green Bay did their part but to make sure Jugears doesn't decide to go watch the steelers I think I'm rooting for the jets.
Sounds like a good plan to me. I'm still a bit afraid Bammy might decide to come to the Superbowl, once he started thinking about it. He said he'd come if the Bears won, but he didn't say he wouldn't come otherwise.
The only, and I mean only, redeeming possibility I can think of in him coming to the DFW metroplex would be the photo op of mister "at some point, you've made enough money"/"I think we need to spread it around" along with "money makes the monkey dance" uber-capitalist Jerry Jones. Would love to be a fly on the wall if some industrious reporter got the two of them discussing their economic theories.
Posted by: Mayday at January 23, 2011 03:23 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2011 03:24 PM (2rOwc)
Posted by: Suzy Kolber at January 23, 2011 07:18 PM (pW2o
I went to High School with Suzy Kolber. She's the reason there's no youth football in Upper Dublin township, PA
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 03:24 PM (c1oyg)
WTF, UncleF? I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 03:25 PM (KF+My)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2011 03:25 PM (/izg2)
I don;t care that President Shithead picked the Jets; the Bears losing keeps him physically away from fucking up the Super Bowl.
I really hope you are right. Maybe the GWB-karma of the Dallas area will keep him away too.
Posted by: Mayday at January 23, 2011 03:25 PM (TRgli)
She was also smart enough to get the hell off that RHoA show too. She's a pretty assertive business-woman too. Even as a gal, I have to appreciate the beauty of Aaron Rodger's gal.
Not the one they showed in the link above, but this one.
Posted by: jmflynny at January 23, 2011 03:25 PM (piMMO)
Related. (Bears fans don't click)
We still make a lot of steel
Not as much as NW Indiana. Sorry.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 03:25 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: navycopjoe hating on the cheeseheads at January 23, 2011 03:26 PM (pYurd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 03:27 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2011 07:25 PM (/izg2)
He's his father's son
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 03:27 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Theresa D LOVES football!!111! at January 23, 2011 03:29 PM (2hQbY)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 03:32 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: Some dope at January 23, 2011 03:32 PM (BZEkR)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2011 07:24 PM
Do Nairobi, Tehran or Beijing have an NFL team?
Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 23, 2011 03:32 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 23, 2011 03:34 PM (SJ6/3)
I went to High School with Suzy Kolber. She's the reason there's no youth football in Upper Dublin township, PA
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 07:24 PM (c1oyg)
why is that?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 03:34 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 03:34 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Jaime El Greco at January 23, 2011 03:35 PM (9AlLz)
We're in the running for the next expansion team...and Barry O will make Goodell give it to us!
Posted by: Singapore at January 23, 2011 03:35 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 03:35 PM (H9ZAp)
Posted by: The 49ers at January 23, 2011 07:35 PM (d88g9)
We hear you're giving a seminar in that at the local community college . . .
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 03:36 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Theresa D LOVES football!!111! at January 23, 2011 03:36 PM (2hQbY)
Only 1.75 games left this season (and who knows how long after that) and you go to dinner? I don't think you really LOVE football.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:37 PM (d88g9)
I went to High School with Suzy Kolber. She's the reason there's no youth football in Upper Dublin township, PA
why is that?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 07:34 PM (PaSAU)
Because she wanted to play on the boy's team, was rejected, and her parents filed suit. The township decided it didn't have the $$ to defend the suit, so it killed youth football
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 03:38 PM (c1oyg)
I just want a good game. The GB-Chicago one was lame until the 4th.
Posted by: SGT Dan at January 23, 2011 03:38 PM (HBTr7)
Ok, bye now, really, I'm leaving now, really I am...
Posted by: Theresa D LOVES football!!111! at January 23, 2011 03:39 PM (2hQbY)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 03:39 PM (4ucxv)
Was that before or after Just One of the Guys?
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:39 PM (d88g9)
One of these teams has cheerleaders. Y'all just Google "New York Jets Flight Crew". Now they're not up to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders standard, but they do try. Lots of perky blonde goodness there.
I just want a good game. The GB-Chicago one was lame until the 4th.
the jets cheerleaders were used in the last thread and it looked like they all had diapers on
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 03:40 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:40 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Peanut Brittle Pants at January 23, 2011 03:41 PM (Yzb6s)
Posted by: Frank G at January 23, 2011 03:41 PM (4X0aT)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 03:42 PM (tJjm/)
Selfish bitch. In HS, we had a girl (barely, she was a serious bulldyke) who demanded to play on the freshman team. Even though they went easy on her, of course she got the crap beat out of her. Flag football is one thing, but full contact in pads is just not for women. If that sounds sexist, sorry, but I don't want to see women get beat up.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2011 03:43 PM (/izg2)
then what is this website? http://www.udjaa.com/
not trying to be argumentative, but it just sounds weird
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 03:44 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Jaime El Greco at January 23, 2011 07:35 PM (9AlLz)
It's the brute animal strength of Roethlesberger versus the intelligence and savvy of Sanchez.
Posted by: Chastened Jaime El Greco at January 23, 2011 03:44 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 03:44 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 03:44 PM (fqOyi)
Bomber: LOL your G-dar must be set on the same gain as mine.
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 03:46 PM (fqOyi)
Posted by: Flammenwerfer at January 23, 2011 03:46 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 23, 2011 03:46 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 03:47 PM (4ucxv)
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 07:44 PM (fqOyi)
Two snaps up!
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 03:47 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 03:48 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at January 23, 2011 03:48 PM (S5YRY)
Was there writing on the package telling you how often was "too often"?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 23, 2011 03:49 PM (4ucxv)
What?! I believe Kiss me ass and give me my money would have been the appropriate response.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 23, 2011 03:50 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2011 07:48 PM (tJjm/)
The idea is to never turn them on.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 03:50 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 03:50 PM (fqOyi)
You're looking at it all wrong.
So how much electricity will these things save if we never turn them off on?
That's better.
Posted by: The Preznit at January 23, 2011 03:51 PM (d88g9)
black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow
Posted by: thirtyandSeven at January 23, 2011 03:51 PM (12dr4)
So how much electricity will these things save if we never turn them off?
To save even more, never turn them on.
Posted by: Ronster at January 23, 2011 03:52 PM (1F/m8)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 03:53 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 03:53 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2011 03:53 PM (FcR7P)
They suck you long time.
Posted by: Archangel at January 23, 2011 07:52 PM (ErXCa)
Oooo me so lousy...
Posted by: NJ Jets at January 23, 2011 03:54 PM (WxagK)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 07:53 PM (S5YRY)
You can usually pull out a win, but it may bite you at the worst time.
Posted by: Zenyatta at January 23, 2011 03:54 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 03:55 PM (WxagK)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 07:53 PM (S5YRY)
The Jets have to put up more points than the Steelers to win this game!
Posted by: Captain Obvious' understudy at January 23, 2011 03:57 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 03:57 PM (kmmbv)
So, who is Obama rooting for with Chicago out?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2011 07:24 PM (2rOwc)
Jakarta Jerkoffs
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 03:57 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 03:57 PM (WxagK)
Posted by: Frank G at January 23, 2011 03:58 PM (4X0aT)
I would be very happy to see both Preznit Ebola's and Mayor Assburg's teams lose. So far, one out of two.
And I enjoyed the demise of Fast Eddie's Iggles immensely.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 23, 2011 03:58 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 03:58 PM (n0WLs)
Posted by: SGT Dan at January 23, 2011 03:59 PM (HBTr7)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 03:59 PM (PfiUw)
What?! I believe Kiss me ass and give me my money would have been the appropriate response.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 23, 2011 07:50 PM (S5YRY)
Too lame. Smash the thing on the floor and let them deal with a hazmat team.
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:00 PM (yRrAd)
Hey guys, let's keep the thread on topic here. And that topic is how awesome my pittsburgh steelers are.
The only down side of steeler football and the way they dominate, is that they never blow out. The Steelers probably have had the ball 25 of the first 30 minutes, but they're only up 17.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:00 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 04:01 PM (6DVgJ)
Coors Light commercials suck! As does the beer.
I like Coors light, it's essentially water that gets you drunl
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:01 PM (DKV43)
I think I just saw some cheerleaders in CBS' graphics.
I'm telling you we don't have cheerleaders
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:01 PM (DKV43)
Who will win?
Based on Rush's "Enviromentalist Wacko" method, the nod will go to the Packers, as the Steelers are based off the Gaia-raping steel workers of Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 04:02 PM (KF+My)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:02 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 04:02 PM (xdHzq)
Antonio Cromartie showed 'respect' to the Steelers all week.
After the game, however: "Fuck y'all muthafuckas, and suck my dick!"
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 23, 2011 04:02 PM (IgP15)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 04:03 PM (6DVgJ)
Based on Rush's "Enviromentalist Wacko" method, the nod will go to the Packers, as the Steelers are based off the Gaia-raping steel workers of Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 08:02 PM (KF+My)
The Packers! Oh, my!
Posted by: George Takei at January 23, 2011 04:03 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:04 PM (Uxxoc)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 04:04 PM (kmmbv)
176 / Beto: "These must be the Chinese made Jets"
... possible threadwinner there!... but it's still early.
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 04:04 PM (fqOyi)
Chinese Aircraft Designer: We were told to copy design of the American Jets. They only go 25 yard, do nothing.
Chinese Air Force General: *pulls out gun* You so stupid. *BANG*
Posted by: Somewhere in China... at January 23, 2011 04:05 PM (H9ZAp)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 04:05 PM (6DVgJ)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:05 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:05 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 04:06 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:06 PM (S5YRY)
Wow, Obama merely touched a Jets cap and we see how their fortunes are affected. He truly is a wonder.
Posted by: Methos at January 23, 2011 04:07 PM (Ew1k4)
Posted by: Beto at January 23, 2011 07:59 PM (H+LJc)
Damn, go to get food, and see I've been beaten by a mile.
Posted by: Somewhere in China... at January 23, 2011 04:08 PM (H9ZAp)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 04:08 PM (6DVgJ)
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:08 PM (Uxxoc)
You're a Jet all the way!
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:08 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 04:08 PM (fqOyi)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 23, 2011 04:09 PM (vasOW)
Although they did try to say W was on roids since he was a Ranger fan. That was kinda funny.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:09 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (vasOW)
#1: What do the jets need to do to get back into this game?
#2: Well, they have to stop the run and the deep pass.
#1: And on the offensive side?
#2: They need to establish the run and connect on some deep passes.
#1: Excellent points, it should be an exciting second half.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (n0WLs)
But I'll take it.
Posted by: Suzy Kolber
I think it was a lateral. He got hit at the 25, and the ball landed at the 24. Either way, Pitt TD.
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (oREHE)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 08:08 PM (pW2o
actually, your comment works even with the sockpuppet - think about it 
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 04:10 PM (PaSAU)
Thank you, Y-not. It had to be said. Maybe next time ol' Suzy should watch the side view, where more was revealed.
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:11 PM (zxpIo)
210
The Jets need to establish the run.
And get their passing game going.
Those are the two keys.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 23, 2011 08:08 PM (IgP15)
And pick up on their defense.Otherwise, they're doing okay.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 23, 2011 04:11 PM (7+pP9)
not trying to be argumentative, but it just sounds weird
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 07:44 PM (PaSAU)
I haven't checked in lately, but in the early 80's that was the story
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 04:11 PM (c1oyg)
Tell it. Having that weasel bastard cross the state line was too much to contemplate. Woulda had to fumigate the entire metroplex
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 04:11 PM (JWesh)
Although they did try to say W was on roids since he was a Ranger fan. That was kinda funny.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 08:09 PM (d88g9)
What a coincidence ... I've been on 'roids for at least that long!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 23, 2011 04:12 PM (yRrAd)
Yeah...
Go to Foxbourough and tell the Patriots it was all a mistake and see if they will play the second half.
Posted by: Beto at January 23, 2011 04:12 PM (H+LJc)
I'm telling you we don't have cheerleaders
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 08:01 PM (DKV43)
homo. Helen's all hot and ready for ya.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 04:12 PM (eCAn3)
people up here were saying the Jets were gonna lose today because they already blew their nut
The Jets won their 'super bowl' last week against the Pitriots.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 23, 2011 04:12 PM (IgP15)
Hmmm... ok, I'd have to look at that again. I was focusing on throwing motion and pass vs fumble, but I didn't check the ball's position closely.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 04:13 PM (pW2o8)
221 I'm thinking this thread won't make it to 1000 comments...unless Ben does 500 of them.
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 08:10 PM (WxagK)
That was mean, funny and true.Posted by: Ed Anger at January 23, 2011 04:13 PM (7+pP9)
Hey, has anyone seen my dad and that hooker?
Posted by: Kenny Alpert at January 23, 2011 04:13 PM (Uxxoc)
oo, the sexual tension in this thread is... umm, well, sickening
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 04:13 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 08:13 PM (PaSAU)
that just means I'm doin it right.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 04:14 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 04:14 PM (WxagK)
Posted by: schizuki at January 23, 2011 04:14 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:14 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 08:11 PM (zxpIo)
Oh, c'mon. I waaana kish you.... I waaana fondle your pertzz lisshel mellonzzz.....
Posted by: Joe Namath at January 23, 2011 04:14 PM (c1oyg)
The Jets need some points going into the locker room.
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 08:14 PM (S5YRY)
If you board the team plane and depart right now, the score won't get any worse.
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:16 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: booger at January 23, 2011 04:16 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 08:15 PM (PaSAU)
does it really matter? I wouldn't think you could hear her over your own retching.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 04:16 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 04:16 PM (n0WLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2011 04:17 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:18 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Lovie Smith at January 23, 2011 04:18 PM (H9ZAp)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 04:18 PM (6DVgJ)
I've never enjoyed a game this much since Brady blew up his open-toed stilettos last weekend during a quarterback sneak.
Posted by: Ronster at January 23, 2011 04:18 PM (1F/m8)
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 04:19 PM (WxagK)
I'm thinking this thread won't make it to 1000 comments...unless Ben does 500 of them.
I'm working on it.
I'm concerned now. If the Steelers win this game(its not over and anythign can happen), but if they do I think Jugears is going to pick the Steelers in the SB because he is butt buddies with Art Rooney JR.
Please god let him keep his f'ing mouth shut.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:19 PM (DKV43)
The Curling Channel
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: Joe Namath at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2011 04:20 PM (XBM1t)
Try the SAP in Spanish. . . mucho mejor.
Posted by: Yankee Mechanic at January 23, 2011 04:21 PM (G5qLy)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 04:21 PM (n0WLs)
I've never enjoyed a game this much since Brady blew up his open-toed stilettos last weekend during a quarterback sneak.
Posted by: RonsterThat's not the only thing that blew!
Posted by: Rex Ryan fap fap fap at January 23, 2011 04:21 PM (oREHE)
And these aren't Chinese-made Jets. The NY Jets are behaving like Russian-made Jets - loud, brash, but with a performance that's mediocre at best.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 04:21 PM (KF+My)
Also, on the halftime show, Bill Cowher needs to shut the hell up.
It's not a coincidence we lost 3 of 5 AFC Championships and a superbowl loss under his tenure. He could put a great team together but he couldn't close very well.
Also he picked the Jets.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:21 PM (DKV43)
I'm such a doof.
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:22 PM (Uxxoc)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:22 PM (S5YRY)
Please god let him keep his f'ing mouth shut.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 08:19 PM (DKV43)
Too late, bub -- they already gave him a "44" jersey after they won the SB. Of course he tore up the neckline trying to get his freaking bat boy ears through it.
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:22 PM (yRrAd)
I remember years ago, one of the major networks aired an NFL game with NO announcers, no play by play, nothin.
It was paradise just watching and listening to the game, like you were there.
Posted by: journolist at January 23, 2011 04:22 PM (iHfo1)
These announcers are idiots. I'm turning on DVE for the second half!
Try the SAP in Spanish. . . mucho mejor.
Do they sync it with DVE or is there a delay?
WDVE: Television without the picture.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:22 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: CBS Sports Analyst at January 23, 2011 04:23 PM (PaSAU)
The Jets need to make some half-time adjustments and come out in the 2nd half firing on all cylinders.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2011 08:20 PM (XBM1t)
Sure, the Chevrolet Volt cylinders outta do the trick!
Posted by: Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty at January 23, 2011 04:23 PM (ZHsNw)
But I have to say: Cheeseheads over Yinz in the Superbowl!
Posted by: pretzels and beer at January 23, 2011 04:23 PM (vXagV)
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 23, 2011 08:20 PM (IgP15)d
Here ya go. And, yes, it's pretty awesome.
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:24 PM (zxpIo)
OHHHHHH Ben as in the commenter Ben. I thought Ben Rothliesbfasdfoiesapguwhatever was going to have to pad his posting stats by commenting 500 times.
I'm such a doof.
Yeah, you know how you can tell us apart? I don't have any sexual assualts on my record, yet anyway
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:24 PM (DKV43)
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Steelers go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesnÂ’t get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Pittsburgh!!”
Posted by: momma at January 23, 2011 04:24 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 04:24 PM (WxagK)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 04:25 PM (c1oyg)
I remember years ago, one of the major networks aired an NFL game with NO announcers, no play by play, nothin.
It was paradise just watching and listening to the game, like you were there.
it's better than what they tried in that san francisco game this year where they had background music the entire time along with announcers
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:25 PM (DKV43)
Check your hydration level with this chart during halftime. Take appropriate measures.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 04:25 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: Joe Namath at January 23, 2011 08:20 PM (c1oyg)
Away uniforms? Like the home ones are any more interesting?
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:25 PM (Uxxoc)
The Steelers have scored more points than the Jets have run plays..... That sucks....
Steelers games are like that. In the Steelers Ravens game last week the Steelers held the ravens to 126 yards total.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:26 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Aristomenes at January 23, 2011 04:26 PM (t2f+y)
Cloward and Piven were behind the "it's easy to cheat now" Motor Voter law?
Wow - I had no idea. Figures. The left live to make voting easy for cheaters.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 23, 2011 04:26 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 04:26 PM (n0WLs)
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:27 PM (Uxxoc)
Posted by: captain obvious at January 23, 2011 04:27 PM (S5YRY)
Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley sage rosemary and thyme. Remember me to one who lives there. She once was a true love of mine. Tell her to make me a cambric shirt. Parsley sage rosemary and thyme. Without no seams nor needle work. Then she will be a true love of mine. On the side of hill in the deep forest green, Tracing of sparrow on snow crested brown. Blankets and bed clothers the child of maintain Sleeps unaware of the clarion call. Tell her to find me an acre of land. Parsley sage rosemary and thyme. Between the salt water and the sea strand, Then she will be a true love of mine. On the side of hill a sprinkling of leaves Washes the grave with slivery tears. A soldier cleans and polishes a gun. Sleeps unaware of the clarion call. Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather.
Posted by: Denise at January 23, 2011 04:27 PM (xOYue)
Away uniforms? Like the home ones are any more interesting?
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 08:25 PM (Uxxoc)
At least they're two different colors. Truth be told, PSU wants to change them. but the alumni go nuts at the thought
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 04:28 PM (c1oyg)
But I'll take it.
Posted by: Suzy Kolber
--Heh, Joe Namath's pass to Suzy Kolber was incomplete.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 04:28 PM (BP6Z1)
The answer is obvious,
./I like the discussion about the far-reaching effects from that obscure battle between the Athenians and Boeotians at Delium (especially how it brought about the Peloponnesian War), but he's put too much time about the "what-if" concerning Western philosophy had Socrates had died during that battle (which he didn't, obviously).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 04:28 PM (KF+My)
294 The coach had put together the perfect team for the Steelers. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Steelers go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."You are not my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesnÂ’t get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Pittsburgh!!”
This story is such fuckin' bullshit. There are no 15-story buildings in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:28 PM (d88g9)
you know, Marv, all the Jets need are two field goals and four safeties and their defense to shutdown the Steelers' offense and they're only a Touchdown away from tying the Steelers.
Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 23, 2011 04:28 PM (GfGBM)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 04:28 PM (n0WLs)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:29 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:29 PM (yRrAd)
They did that shit late in the Bears-Packers game abomination.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:30 PM (d88g9)
it's better than what they tried in that san francisco game this year where they had background music the entire time along with announcers
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 08:25 PM (DKV43)
--Really? I never heard of that game. Let me guess, it was Lady Gaga in the background?
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 04:30 PM (BP6Z1)
The answer is obvious, .
You sure the choice is easy?
*starts unbuttoning shirt*
Posted by: Shannon Tweed at January 23, 2011 04:31 PM (H9ZAp)
Posted by: Frank G at January 23, 2011 04:32 PM (4X0aT)
Let's see, watch the half-time show, look at pron, or read more of Victor Davis Hanson's Ripples of Battle?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 23, 2011 08:28 PM (KF+My)
I thought that was Battles of Ripple, the engrossing account of drunken fan violence at any sporting event in Philadelphia?
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:33 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: booger at January 23, 2011 04:33 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 04:34 PM (Z71Vg)
The answer is obvious, .
You sure the choice is easy?
*starts unbuttoning shirt*
Posted by: Shannon Tweed at January 23, 2011 08:31 PM (H9ZAp)
[waves from over in the corner, watching]
Hello!
Posted by: Gene Simmons at January 23, 2011 04:34 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 08:29 PM (yRrAd)
--The Pro Bowl should be replaced by All-Pro players going against each other in a big Madden tournament. Or do some sort of Micro-League style simulations to determine conference superiority.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 04:34 PM (BP6Z1)
Logprof
Here is the game with music. I didn't make this up, the NFL on Fox actually tried this. It was earlier this year
ohh games back on , be back later
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:35 PM (DKV43)
Pics or it didn't happen!!!
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 04:35 PM (d88g9)
15 Stunning Pro Cheerleaders
Posted by: momma at January 23, 2011 08:34 PM (penCf)
And it's momma for the win!
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:36 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 04:36 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 08:34 PM (Z71Vg)
You're such a girl. Pink with white polka dots? Feh. I paint mine a nice, masculine camo.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 04:37 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:37 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: momma at January 23, 2011 08:34 PM (penCf)
Good lord, momma, that 'Nets gal is probably going to give me nightmares. Grits teeth, vows to soldier on . . .
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:37 PM (zxpIo)
Can the girls get in on the action here? Go Steelers. I just painted by toenails pink with white polka dots. They look very pretty. That's it. Just had to mention my awesome toenail job. I think I could give that little Vietnamese place down the road a run for their money.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 08:34 PM (Z71Vg)
Is this your way of telling us that you are on intimate terms with Rex Ryan and Missus?
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:38 PM (yRrAd)
The Curling Channel
Funny you should mention that. Our only friends in WI were strangely silent today. Then they got back and posted on their FB page that they'd been to two curling competitions that their little girls were competing in.
Oh, and... NOT.A.SPORT.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 04:39 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:39 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: momma at January 23, 2011 08:34 PM (penCf)
You paying attention Ben? This is how you do a football thread. I hear Helen callin your name!
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 04:39 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 04:40 PM (BP6Z1)
NICE!!!!!
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:40 PM (Uxxoc)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:40 PM (zxpIo)
(And here's a pre-emptive "Fuck You" to all who denigrate golf. Fuck you)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 04:40 PM (c1oyg)
I did not realize that "Memphis Grizzlies" meant "strip club on the wrong side of town."
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:40 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Jprs at January 23, 2011 04:40 PM (PfiUw)
Posted by: Phil Simms at January 23, 2011 04:41 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:41 PM (HYeKD)
All bad elbows and fat bellies. Damn East Coast bullshit.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:41 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: The guy who watches lesbo pr0n between football games at January 23, 2011 04:41 PM (UqJ8A)
The Curling Channel
Funny you should mention that. Our only friends in WI were strangely silent today. Then they got back and posted on their FB page that they'd been to two curling competitions that their little girls were competing in.
Oh, and... NOT.A.SPORT.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 08:39 PM (pW2o
--Sport or no, pics of Cheryl Bernard or Jennifer Jones always welcome.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 04:42 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2011 04:42 PM (VuLos)
Pics or it didn't happen!!!
Well, I took a picture with my phone but I have no clue how to post it.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 04:42 PM (Z71Vg)
I don't really trust nail polish . . . plus it's a giant pain in the ass.
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 08:39 PM (zxpIo)
Really? { * takes notes * }
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 23, 2011 04:43 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2011 08:42 PM (VuLos)
Cork. Done
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 04:43 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:44 PM (HYeKD)
'Had dinner with Billy Casper a week or so ago. Interesting guy. He's working on his autobiography.
I love golf, although I still haven't played it. (Maybe that's why I love it.)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 04:44 PM (pW2o8)
Seriously, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
Posted by: momma at January 23, 2011 04:45 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:46 PM (Uxxoc)
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:47 PM (Uxxoc)
Sigh....I can't wait for The Masters.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 08:40 PM (c1oyg)
Who's gonna wear that tacky green coat ... tacky green coat ... tacky green coat?
Posted by: not a fan of CBS' worshipful coverage and Jim Nance at January 23, 2011 04:47 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 08:39 PM (zxpIo)
Peaches, I'm a freak when it comes to my toes. It's one of the few things I indulge in. I love pampering all my piggies. Since I can't have nice fingernails anymore I guess I went all in on the toes! lol.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 04:48 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 23, 2011 04:49 PM (vXwmy)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:49 PM (HYeKD)
Goddamn that was some funny stuff. Mrs Bomber thinks I'm just stupid and drunk right now.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 04:50 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 23, 2011 04:50 PM (eOXTH)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:50 PM (HYeKD)
Peaches, I'm a freak when it comes to my toes. It's one of the few things I indulge in. I love pampering all my piggies. Since I can't have nice fingernails anymore I guess I went all in on the toes! lol.
Posted by: jewells45How you doin'?
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 04:50 PM (1fB+3)
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:50 PM (Uxxoc)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (vXwmy)
Some time after the guys started telling us they were going to take a leak.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 23, 2011 08:49 PM (vXwmy)
Wait....of all the things said on this blog, THAT creeps you out? Ooookay...
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (VuLos)
sh*t I made this comment earlier. One of the Steelers problems when they totally dominate a first half is they take their foot off the gas.
shoot
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (HYeKD)
so the steelers can't handle cheerleaders?
Actually, just the opposite, which is why they DON'T have cheerleaders.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Fair Weather Fan at January 23, 2011 04:51 PM (UqJ8A)
Posted by: Phil Simms at January 23, 2011 04:52 PM (H+LJc)
Y-not, I would play golf every day if I could. But I would not spend 5 seconds watching it. You should try it, they probably have some great courses out where you're at.
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 04:52 PM (zxpIo)
Peaches, I'm a freak when it comes to my toes. It's one of the few things I indulge in. I love pampering all my piggies. Since I can't have nice fingernails anymore I guess I went all in on the toes! lol.
Posted by: jewells45How you doin'?
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 08:50 PM (1fB+3)
Mega double dittosPosted by: Dick Morris at January 23, 2011 04:53 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: packsoldier at January 23, 2011 04:53 PM (ESvfu)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 04:54 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Dick Morris at January 23, 2011 04:55 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 04:55 PM (6DVgJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 08:50 PM (HYeKD)
Hi my name is Megyn and I'll be your server tonight. Can I get you an order of Sizzlin' Poppers or maybe some Fajita Sticks? Oh and by the way, let me tell you, I just dropped the dopest log!
Posted by: Geronimo at January 23, 2011 04:55 PM (Uxxoc)
Every speech, baby, every speech.
Posted by: B. Odipstick at January 23, 2011 04:56 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 04:57 PM (HYeKD)
Since I can't have nice fingernails anymore I guess I went all in on the toes! lol.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 08:48 PM (Z71Vg)
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at January 23, 2011 04:57 PM (yRrAd)
Either that or he's got a hyperactive thyroid...
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 04:58 PM (kmmbv)
As a resident of north Texas, Thanks. I will buy extra cheese this week to show my appreciation.....
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 04:59 PM (JWesh)
golf is almost as exciting as watching old people fuck. almost.
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 23, 2011 08:51 PM (vXwmy)
That's pretty good, but a good friend of mine put me onto "... watching dog shit dry up and turn gray in the sun."
Posted by: Buffalo Bill at January 23, 2011 05:00 PM (yRrAd)
The problem is that I would need a partner and really that would need to be my husband, 'cause I just can't envision finding anyone else I'd want to spend that much time with. But I am sure I'd be a lousy driver. So even with the handicap on scoring (and the different tee positions) it would probably wind up being very frustrating to have to hit the ball so many more times than he'd have to.
I wish they made a "real" golf course that was pitching and putting so physically different players could really play together. I don't know why the PGA hasn't figured out there's a market for that. They seem to be trying to get more people to golf, including women, but they don't seem to get that for a lot of us the driving is intimidating. I mentioned it to Billy, but I could tell he didn't know what I was talking about. I think he mostly works with men and all they want to do is drive.
We will probably still try going to one of those week-long golf classes sometime and see if we can get good enough to enjoy it casually.
Watching it is still fun. The courses are beautiful, the announcers tend to not be annoying (except for that McCord guy and that one Australian who can be kind of a snit), the players are almost all nice, and it's fun to watch the different strategies and strengths and weaknesses of the players. I like Phil, even though I know he's not the most disciplined player.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:00 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: JEA at January 23, 2011 05:02 PM (aDpQy)
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 05:04 PM (JWesh)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:06 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 05:06 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Ronster at January 23, 2011 05:06 PM (1F/m8)
425 Never saw Silence of the Lambs
steevy sees the future.
Posted by: Ronster at January 23, 2011 09:04 PM (1F/m
If this sucker goes recursive, we are so boned ...
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:06 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:07 PM (HYeKD)
As a resident of north Texas, Thanks. I will buy extra cheese this week to show my appreciation.....
+1. In fact, I'll go eat a piece of cheese right now.
Posted by: Mayday at January 23, 2011 05:07 PM (TRgli)
Same here.
Now I enjoy watching asshats from North Texas complain about other people's comments on nearly dead threads. That's some excitement, right thar.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:07 PM (pW2o8)
Fellow NFL players questioned Cutler's toughness on Twitter during the game, and ESPN analyst and former Super Bowl-winning QB Trent Dilfer called him out after the game.
"You can play this position (QB) hurt," Dilfer said on ESPN. "Some of us have."
...some fans took out their frustration on Cutler by burning his jersey in the parking lots outside Soldier Field.Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:08 PM (xdHzq)
Senator's daughter in the well freaks out when she sees a fingernail embedded in the wall ...
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:08 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2011 05:08 PM (DLxD/)
there are plenty of Par 3 and executive courses.
Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2011 05:09 PM (WxagK)
First reports were that it was inside the store but they're now saying in the parking lot.
No word on where Sarah Palin was at the time of the shooting.
Posted by: Tami at January 23, 2011 05:09 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 05:09 PM (6DVgJ)
Same here, it's annoying as hell.
Posted by: booger at January 23, 2011 05:10 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2011 09:08 PM
I saw it. It was in the first half. No one in the booth mentioned it and most people in my family room did too. Hi - lar - ious! My kind of hi-jinks.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2011 05:11 PM (yQWNf)
Stolen from a link at drudge:
"You can play this position (QB) hurt," Dilfer said on ESPN. "Some of us have."
...some fans took out their frustration on Cutler by burning his jersey in the parking lots outside Soldier Field.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 09:08 PM (xdHzq)
Jade Cutlet, report to the CFL ... immediately.
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:11 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:12 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 05:12 PM (JWesh)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at January 23, 2011 08:49 PM (vXwmy)
Hey, at my age and marital status, any attention I get from beautiful young women is a plus. She can talk about peeing, her menstrual cycle, tampon preference, etc. Don't care. As long as a beautiful woman is talking to me she can speak in tongues.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:12 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:13 PM (xdHzq)
I linked to it somewhere in this thread, but i'm too lazy to see what comment # it was.
Posted by: booger at January 23, 2011 05:13 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 09:12 PM
At least he didn't eat it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2011 05:13 PM (yQWNf)
Oh, come on. Can't take a reply? Who's thin skinned?
You've made half a dozen boring one liners on this thread and one of them is bitching about golf comments? That's sad, man.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:14 PM (pW2o8)
It's because they make "fuck you" money. I can't even blame 'em.
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 05:14 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:14 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: booger at January 23, 2011 05:15 PM (9RFH1)
Happened at 4:20 pm - broad daylight. Jeezus.
How long until we find out he was a Fox News viewer?
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:16 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 09:14 PM (pW2o
If there's anything in this world more beautiful than Augusta National in April, I ain't seen it. That's enough for me. It's a sign Spring is here.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:16 PM (c1oyg)
At least he didn't eat it.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 23, 2011 09:13 PM (yQWNf)
Yeah, stay off my turf!
Posted by: Bawwy McFuckwit, Preznint at January 23, 2011 05:16 PM (yRrAd)
Charles Haley used to whip it out and play with it during team meetings. I wonder if he'll mention that during his HOF speech.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2011 05:17 PM (DLxD/)
Charles Haley used to whip it out and play with it during team meetings. I wonder if he'll mention that during his HOF speech.
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2011 09:17 PM (DLxD/)
The professional athletes call it "bringing the wood"
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 05:18 PM (g3OU+)
How long until we find out he was a Fox News viewer?
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 09:16 PM (pW2o
CNN says they're going to wait until at least 4:21
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:19 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 05:19 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: The Robot Devil at January 23, 2011 05:19 PM (g3OU+)
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 05:20 PM (zxpIo)
Yeah, if i remember right you have to be the top rated to ref in post season.
Posted by: booger at January 23, 2011 05:21 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 23, 2011 05:21 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:22 PM (yRrAd)
Amused yes, thin skinned, hardly. You kinda wore it on your sleeve-twice.
Posted by: Alamo at January 23, 2011 05:22 PM (JWesh)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:22 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:22 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:22 PM (xdHzq)
Or kiss the right ass at the right time.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2011 05:23 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 05:24 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:24 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 05:24 PM (n0WLs)
Posted by: MaxMBJ at January 23, 2011 05:26 PM (6SIms)
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 05:26 PM (fqOyi)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:26 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:27 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:28 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:28 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: saintsfan at January 23, 2011 05:29 PM (MM0Mi)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:29 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:29 PM (HYeKD)
No it wouldn't.
Posted by: Fox Booth, with Favre's cock firmly in mouth at January 23, 2011 05:29 PM (d88g9)
actually isn't it the case that most cops don't get shot at? they mostly write speeding tickets & the like
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 05:30 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:30 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Steph at January 23, 2011 05:30 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: saintsfan at January 23, 2011 09:29 PM (MM0Mi)
--He did indeed. I hardly ever saw him play, so I completely forgot. Two in a row would be a funny storyline.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:30 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:31 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:32 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 09:30 PM (c1oyg)
--I don't think she was on last season either. I think she had a baby and took a break.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:32 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:32 PM (HYeKD)
Two in a row would be a funny storyline.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 09:30 PM (BP6Z1)
How about attending all 44 Super Bowls to date?
Posted by: VISA dudes, waaay overdue to DIAF at January 23, 2011 05:32 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 05:33 PM (kmmbv)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:33 PM (HYeKD)
I think I still saw her on local news in Los Angeles last year.
Or maybe I'm hallucinating that.
Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2011 05:33 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 05:34 PM (n0WLs)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:34 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: USS Diversity at January 23, 2011 05:35 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2011 05:36 PM (/izg2)
Jets d playing good, do they chance an onsides?
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:37 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:37 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:38 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:38 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 09:37 PM (c1oyg)
no, they really suck that bad.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:39 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:39 PM (BP6Z1)
But a TD won't put them ahead enough to protect against a good run back and a FG to tie. Not getting wouldn't have mattered.
Posted by: toby928™ at January 23, 2011 05:39 PM (S5YRY)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 23, 2011 05:39 PM (/izg2)
What happened to the blowout?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 23, 2011 09:36 PM (2koSo)
Yeah, what happened?
Posted by: Bret Favre's junk at January 23, 2011 05:40 PM (yRrAd)
want some burghers and cheese at the SB
Posted by: w/ketchup at January 23, 2011 05:40 PM (iEGw7)
Yet more proof that all cellphone companies base their ads on the "be a dumbass idiot just like these guys" concept.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:40 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:40 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: Gran at January 23, 2011 05:41 PM (kmmbv)
What happened to the blowout?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 23, 2011 09:36 PM (2koSo)
Yeah, what happened?
Posted by: Bret Favre's junk at January 23, 2011 09:40 PM (yRrAd)
I don't know what you're talking about
Posted by: Firestone Tires at January 23, 2011 05:42 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 09:38 PM (HYeKD)
Bet she has diseases that would scare the shit out of penicillin
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:42 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:43 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 09:38 PM (HYeKD)
But she is an NFL owner. A feat that Rush Limbaugh wasn't able to pull off.
And fuck the NFL.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:44 PM (d88g9)
Based on these two games, a Pack-Steelers Supebowl looks to be really really..........boring.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 09:40 PM (xdHzq)
Sadly, history suggests that there's a better than 50 - 50 chance of that being true.
But the halftime show by The Black-Eyed Peas should spark your interest!
Posted by: NFL media moguls at January 23, 2011 05:44 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:45 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 09:38 PM (HYeKD)
I do remember hearing an interview with Chrissy Hynde of the Pretenders where she said "I can't tell you how many dicks I had to suck, or guys I had to fuck, to get where I am"
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:46 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: Whoever punted for the '89 49ers at January 23, 2011 05:47 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:47 PM (d88g9)
I was in my post-Saturday Night Fever slump. Give me a break.
Posted by: John Travolta at January 23, 2011 09:44 PM (kmmbv)
Two words, Barbarino ... Battlefield Earth
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:47 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:48 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Huckleberry at January 23, 2011 05:48 PM (fqOyi)
Congress should stop this needless scoring of football games unevenly, and legislate that all games must end in a tie with the scores added and divided between the teams. That's the only fair way to play the game and make it a compatible with our "social justice" agenda.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, D-San Fagcisco at January 23, 2011 05:48 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:48 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:48 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:49 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 05:49 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: mOUntAInMONKEY at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (6DVgJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 23, 2011 09:49 PM (PaSAU)
How does my ass taste?
Posted by: Will.i.am, King Barry Courtier at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:50 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: wankette at January 23, 2011 05:51 PM (2NBx8)
Posted by: Maria Cocheta Gomez Rodreiguez Podres Jimenez at January 23, 2011 05:51 PM (9AlLz)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 05:52 PM (n0WLs)
I had the time of my life
And I owe it all to youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou . . .
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 05:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 23, 2011 05:52 PM (xdHzq)
Posted by: ya2daup at January 23, 2011 05:52 PM (yRrAd)
You would be right. Fatman Raji was the only one from either team to score after halftime.
Posted by: Bomber at January 23, 2011 05:53 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:54 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 05:54 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 05:55 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: sophistahick at January 23, 2011 05:55 PM (dnbpw)
Posted by: curious at January 23, 2011 05:56 PM (p302b)
Posted by: wankette at January 23, 2011 09:51 PM (2NBx
Amen. I hate that Rapist Bastard. I'm a guy who hates treating women like shrinking flowers , but....this guy is an animal. If he did what he did to MY 20 year old daughter? Well, the NFL disciplinary system is the LAST thing he'd have to worry about. Nothing sparks more vengeance than the father of a wronged daughter
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 05:57 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: eman at January 23, 2011 09:52 PM (n0WLs)
Dont forget about us!
Posted by: Chicago media at January 23, 2011 05:58 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 05:58 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Calm, Rational Jets Fan at January 23, 2011 09:53 PM (BP6Z1)
Everyone in my house was screaming this......
Posted by: curious at January 23, 2011 05:58 PM (p302b)
Everyone in my house was screaming this......
Posted by: curious at January 23, 2011 09:58 PM (p302b)
Coordinator is only half of the problem
Posted by: Flammenwerfer at January 23, 2011 05:59 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: sophistahick at January 23, 2011 05:59 PM (dnbpw)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 06:01 PM (HYeKD)
Could the Jet's play calling be any worse?
Will anyone watch the Superbowl?
Posted by: trainer at January 23, 2011 06:02 PM (yCWYQ)
Srsly, what. the. fuck.
Posted by: Peaches at January 23, 2011 06:03 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 09:58 PM (eCAn3)
--Which song?
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 06:03 PM (BP6Z1)
Yea, I'm going to the Super Bowl just to fuck up those rich Republicans traveling in their fancy private jets.
Posted by: Barack O"Bongo, Africian Witch Doctor at January 23, 2011 06:04 PM (ZHsNw)
--Which song?
Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 23, 2011 10:03 PM (BP6Z1)
I take it back, second worst song in the history of ever. First being that communist tripe Imagine. Second being the black eyed peas garbage.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 06:06 PM (eCAn3)
I take it back, second worst song
in the history of ever. First being that communist tripe Imagine. Second
being the black eyed peas garbage.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 10:06 PM (eCAn3)
--Whoever invented Autotune has hell to pay.
Posted by: logprof at January 23, 2011 06:08 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2011 06:08 PM (HYeKD)
Posted by: sophistahick at January 23, 2011 09:59 PM (dnbpw)
How dare you. You would deserve to get sued.
Posted by: curious at January 23, 2011 06:08 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at January 23, 2011 09:58 PM (eCAn3)
Thought you were going to rip on my favorite Come Together
Posted by: Sexy Rexy at January 23, 2011 06:09 PM (FIDMq)
First being that communist tripe Imagine.
Thank you, Unk. I hate that filthy piece of shit song. And John Lennon was an excrable human being. He was the epitome of the Limo Liberal: Because he "cared". he could in good conscience be a full piece of shit to humanity. A pox upon him
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 23, 2011 06:14 PM (c1oyg)
Posted by: TorchesToRome at January 23, 2011 06:27 PM (eb0gS)
Could the officials really be that blind?
Could the Jet's play calling be any worse?
Will anyone watch the Superbowl?
Steelers supernowls are almost always the highest rated. look it up.
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 06:33 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 06:34 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: Ben at January 23, 2011 10:34 PM (DKV43)
Yeah, absolutely
Posted by: Dan Marino at January 23, 2011 06:55 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: wankette at January 23, 2011 10:46 PM (2NBx8)
Posted by: wankette at January 23, 2011 10:50 PM (2NBx8)
Meanwhile, real men have business to attend to . . .
Posted by: Adjoran at January 24, 2011 01:09 AM (VfmLu)
Posted by: wholesale human hair at January 24, 2011 03:18 AM (QLQLC)
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