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June 12, 2011

Am I The Only One Who Anthony Weiner Didn't Dick-Dial?
— Ace

I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me.

Am I not worthy? What, I don't rate? (Now that I think about it: Hat tip to Dom Irera. That's his joke.)

More pictures of Weiner. Oh my dear sweet raging schadenboner.

Now he's taking semi-nude and nude pictures of himself at the Congressional gym.

I'm linking the full-nude holding-his-package pic. It's actually pretty safe for work. You can also see it at Weasel Zippers if you'd prefer to give them the traffic.

But it's hard to pick a favorite. Oh wait, no it's not.

TMZ has confirmed the pics were sent online to at least one woman.

I'm going to make a philosophical point here. Please do not mistake this for "going soft" on Weiner. (Believe me, I'm not gettin' soft at all, IYKWIMAITYD.)

Think about where Anthony Weiner was 15 days ago. Puffed-up bantam of a partisan venom-spitter -- a liberal cockatrice -- and a big fightin' hero on MSNBC and Daily Kos and partisan hate-rallies (like the Wisconsin rally he was scheduled to attend). Generally considered to be the prime contender for the next mayor of New York City.

And after getting serious executive experience... who knows what next.

Think about where he is now.

Now think about what caused this.

No, don't say "immoral behavior" or "reckless sexual compulsiveness" or "hubris" or the "entitlement of the putative elite" or "the need of high-functioning, modern men to take the edge off."

Yes, those caused this, but they weren't the immediate cause of this. He was doing that stuff for years without any problems arising from it.

No, what caused all this was.... a typo.

The Typo From Hell. Possibly the worst typo in the history of politics.

Not saying he doesn't deserve it -- he does -- but consider that but for a single clumsy move by an errant left forefinger, none of this happens.

The smallest error of a fingertip, and a man is wholly undone.

Just a little mindblowing.

I can't even comprehend how deeply that twitch of a fingertip is burned into his brain at this point. How he has revisited and revisited a single errant keystroke.

Thanks to George Orwell.

Posted by: Ace at 06:44 AM | Comments (276)
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1 Not clicking. "What has been seen cannot be un-seen"

Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2011 06:48 AM (4Kl5M)

2 Bwahahahahahaha

Posted by: Rep Anthony Weiner, the loin of the H O R at June 12, 2011 06:48 AM (le5qc)

3 I Tweeted a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

Posted by: Tony "Cold Cash" Weiner at June 12, 2011 06:49 AM (4Kl5M)

And a single photo of a shirtless republican is all it takes for a Republican to resign?

yeah - different standards. Democrats are allowed to whatever they want. They must commit murder in front of you to get fired.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 06:50 AM (0fzsA)

5 Do you believe in Divine Intervention now? Ace?

Posted by: Aristotle at June 12, 2011 06:51 AM (MQkeb)

6 Now think about what caused this. The same thing that got Bubba and Blago in trouble. "Because I can"

Posted by: A.G. at June 12, 2011 06:51 AM (r1N2K)

7 i don't think he dm'd his wife........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2011 06:52 AM (eOXTH)

8 I want him on the cover of Time magazine as manly man of the year.

Posted by: NortonPete at June 12, 2011 06:53 AM (fVuwW)

9 Complete with more 80's music.

Posted by: madamex at June 12, 2011 06:53 AM (1zsKV)

10 Exactly, and this is why we are meticulously searching for, and documenting, every Sarah Palin typo when she was on office. We're doing this for you.

Posted by: MSNBC at June 12, 2011 06:54 AM (UvR6d)

Is this what you call:

Important, high functioning, getting back to business?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 06:54 AM (0fzsA)

12 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, either.

Posted by: DelD at June 12, 2011 06:54 AM (Q8tTc)

13 Ace, you can't forgot the eyes that were there to see it, Patriot76.

Posted by: madamex at June 12, 2011 06:55 AM (1zsKV)

14 This fucker is not resigning for shit. What will be the consequences other than he gets voted back in by douchebags in NY with 56% instead of 62%?

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 12, 2011 06:57 AM (LVzw8)

15 Is @Treetment his new twitter handle?

Posted by: JavaJoe at June 12, 2011 06:57 AM (e9JZd)

16 Hubris.

Posted by: huerfano at June 12, 2011 06:57 AM (izDdO)

17 I admire Rep. Weiner's courage in addressing his disease and wish him well on his road to recovery.

Posted by: patches kennedy at June 12, 2011 06:57 AM (4Cs89)

18 I would be fine with him staying in Congress if he would only do an interview describing in detail his thoughts, emotions and conduct in the first hour after making that tweet. And I'd love to see he phoned, texted and e-mailed after the fateful error. I do know his first regret. He thought: "Huma's overseas, it's the Friday before Memorial Day, and I had a full three days of cyber-fun planned. But now -- now I must deal with this. However, I doubt it was really the keystroke that doomed him. His days were numbered. One of those six women -- and it's more likely dozens and dozens -- would have come out or cashed in on their chats and pictures, if not this year certainly during the mayoral race. How he could have thought otherwise, I don't know.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 06:59 AM (liBQN)

19 His new Rehab center is MySpace

Posted by: JavaJoe at June 12, 2011 07:00 AM (e9JZd)

If he stays - he will be the face of the democrat party. We can use him in our 2012 ads. It will be fun.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 07:00 AM (0fzsA)

21 @4,

#1. There was more than just a single shirtless photo going on there. Mr. Lee had apparently been enough of a poonhound to have been called in for several chats with the House GOP leadership before the photo surfaced.

#2. We actually have some standards.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:01 AM (agD4m)

22 (If hadn't have been caught he would not have stopped and they would have gotten worse)

Imagine that fifteen years from now President Weiner is laid low by some long forgotten pictures of his tumid post that he sent a 14 year old girl back in 2012. Revenge is sweet for the now thirty something woman as Weiner's resignation catapults her new thrill, VP Debbie Wasserman Schultz, into the White House.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at June 12, 2011 07:01 AM (oYzxe)

23 I agree his days were *probably* numbered. But bear in mind, usually it's the wife who catches. And I don't want to suggest anything but she seems... okay with all this. I think if the wife caught, none of this would have happened. We'd have never known about it, and Weiner's life would have gone on much as it had. It was putting it out there to people who DID care -- such as, yes, a concerned guy on Twitter -- that caused this.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:01 AM (nj1bB)

24 However, I doubt it was really the keystroke that doomed him. His days were numbered. One of those six women -- and it's more likely dozens and dozens -- would have come out or cashed in on their chats and pictures, if not this year certainly during the mayoral race. How he could have thought otherwise, I don't know. Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 10:59 AM (liBQN) Exactly right. He was doomed from the day he sent contacted the VERY FIRST girl. The erroneous keystroke was just the trigger that set off an avalanche he had labored on for a long, long time.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:02 AM (kUaEF)

25 Attaboy Weiner, way to become an internet punchline.

Posted by: biscuiteater at June 12, 2011 07:02 AM (juonD)

26 Thread Weiner!

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:03 AM (kUaEF)

27 15 days ago, Anthony Weiner was the scion of the House of Clinton.

Which, come to think of it, he still is, but for the same reason.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:03 AM (agD4m)

28 right, but minus the errant keystroke, who blabs and admits "I sexted a married man"?

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:03 AM (nj1bB)

29 I have said all along that all Weiner had to do was claim he was tweeting his wife a picture and hit the wrong button. Huma, having learned her great lesson in clinging onto power from Hillary, would have gone right along with it. But, he believes he is smarter than the unwashed masses, including bloggers, who inhabit the interwebs, so he lied. And lied and lied. And, for once in his life, lying did not work. It had always worked on his parents, his friends, his constituents, his wife, all of whom were predisposed to believe him. But it did not work on Ace and Breibart and Patterico, who were not so inclined.

And I have laughed and laughed.

Posted by: huerfano at June 12, 2011 07:04 AM (izDdO)

A typo didn't cause this.

'This' has apparently been going on for quite some time. Long enough for many, many people to be aware of it. Hell, there were people on twitter who went so far as to monitor his actions, and try to steer gorls/young women away from the freak.

All they got for their troubles was to be branded stalkers.

Any chance that's how it would have played out had Wiener been a Republican? Didn't think so.

No, what cause this was power (a sad-loser-dweeb getting elected to Congress) combined with the internet (where he could play up his Congressional office, and avoid the limiations of his in-person sad-loser-dweebiness) in an atmosphere of zero-consequences (due to a media chock full of enablers pathologically incapable of, and categorically unwilling to perform any meaningful oversight on their chosen political favorites.)

Posted by: ThomasD at June 12, 2011 07:05 AM (UK5R1)

31 but for a different reason, duh

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:05 AM (agD4m)

32 >> Not saying he doesn't deserve it -- he does -- but consider that but for a single clumsy move by an errant left forefinger, none of this happens. That's not exactly true. Breitbart (hi, Andrew) already had the other photos when Weiner tweeted little Anthony to the Comely Coed. It would have happened. Just later.

Posted by: Andy at June 12, 2011 07:05 AM (veZ9n)

33 This is what happens when you fall madly in love with yourself.
Fortunately it will never happen to me.

Posted by: NortonPete at June 12, 2011 07:06 AM (fVuwW)

@23

Yeah - good points and I'm not defending "our" guy at all. Did the R congressman send photos of his erect penis/ naked body from the congressional gym?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 07:07 AM (0fzsA)

35 Tweeter sex and FB sex are pretty new; it's only a matter of time before some foreign spy or corporate operative seduces one of these idiots and causes real damage.

After seeing those pics, I have to wonder, is any woman turned on by this dweeb??

Posted by: PJ at June 12, 2011 07:07 AM (tybhV)

36 Priebus and Wassermanly Schultz are on right now playing "your people are ickier than my people." I wish Priebus had left it alone. I'm only watching because Fox has Pawlenty on and, well, I've already seen paint dry and grass grow.

Posted by: Peaches at June 12, 2011 07:08 AM (afUO8)

37 30 right, but minus the errant keystroke, who blabs and admits "I sexted a married man"? Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 11:03 AM (nj1bB) Oh, I don't know about that. One of my High School teachers lost his job & faced legal issues after one of his former students - 20 years after the fact - came forward to say she had traded a blowjob for an "A" in one of his courses. Think about that. The little tramp got all she wanted from the (admittedly sleazy & stupid) guy, got into the college of her choice, pursued the career she wanted. And then 20 years later decides to destroy the guy that made it possible. A pox on both of them. But that is a perfect illustration of someone coming forward...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:08 AM (kUaEF)

38 Re: Breitbart's photos No, he didn't have them. He had *heard* about them, but did not have them, and there was a real question if the source -- the Brouchard woman -- would ever actually pull the trigger. He had them the weekend before he released them. This isn't supposition. This is what happened.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:08 AM (nj1bB)

"From his behavior and bets, one card Anthony Weiner is NOT holding is the "Hacker" card.

Right?

If he held the Ace of Hack, or the King of Hack, or even the Deuce of Hack, he'd play it and call the FBI."

My favorite Ace monent in Weinergate.

Posted by: madamex at June 12, 2011 07:09 AM (1zsKV)

40 Brouchard, I believe, pulled the trigger only because of the spike in media interest caused by the errant dic-pic.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:09 AM (nj1bB)

41 I think if the wife caught, none of this would have happened. We'd have never known about it, and Weiner's life would have gone on much as it had. She had more than a clue, I think. At his press conference he said she knew about a bunch of them before they married and was okay with it. I wonder what exactly he disclosed to her -- their identities, their pictures, their chats? I can see her being fine with him emailing some former girlfriends, but that's not what these women were. If she knew they were just random sexting hook-ups and married him anyway, she probably knew it wouldn't stop.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:09 AM (liBQN)

42 Ahhh, o.k. I thought he said he already had them when he #Hacked! Weiner's press conference.

Posted by: Andy at June 12, 2011 07:11 AM (veZ9n)

O/T, but John Boehner is speaking at Ohio State's commencement today. I'm sure the respectful, tolerant lefty students won't do anything stupid.

Posted by: ChuckOH at June 12, 2011 07:11 AM (B9H/R)

44 This is the finger I destroy my life with.

Posted by: harrison at June 12, 2011 07:12 AM (Ttzdj)

The moment that he had his first inappropriate contact with someone online is where he made the terminal error. The internet is forever, and as the old saying goes, 'the truth will out'.

Now he's going into celebrity rehab in order to hide from the press and garner sympathy, because the last time I checked, there isn't a rehab facility dedicated to not being a jackass.

Posted by: JR at June 12, 2011 07:12 AM (+XMtr)

46 This is the biggest day for the Ewoks since the 2nd Death Star done got blowed up.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:12 AM (agD4m)

47 "You may ask yourself, why such a small cock?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2011 07:13 AM (l8yvX)

48 One last point: Brouchard "licensed" her own pictures to ABCNews, for which she was paid, I think I read, 10-15 thousand dollars. Bear that in mind. Without the cash, who knows. And no cash if no media interest.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:14 AM (nj1bB)

49 "You may say to yourself, my God what have I done?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2011 07:14 AM (l8yvX)

50 Have y'all noticed the carefully worded statements put out Friday by Pelosi and Wasserman-Schultz?

The words "go" and "leave" were in there, but not the word "resign."

Giving him, of course, perfect cover for going off to whatever scout camp one goes to get "help" for your troubled self.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at June 12, 2011 07:14 AM (4sQwu)

51 >>>I thought he said he already had them when he #Hacked! Weiner's press conference. No he did. That was the day the pictures were released. He didn't have them before the Comely Coed got her pic.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:14 AM (nj1bB)

52 I just looked at my email (because I'm compulsive that way), and in the SPAM folder was a message titled "Photography School" Ha!

Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2011 07:15 AM (4Kl5M)

53 Talking Heads, nice. I've been waiting for Burning Downing the House.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2011 07:15 AM (TMB3S)

54 Who knows, though. Up until the Delaware situation, I still wasn't entirely sure we'd be rid of him. That seems to be what was the last straw for the Dem leadership. And until the new gym pictures, I was half convinced he might make this blow over by hiding out at rehab for two weeks.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:15 AM (liBQN)

55 We need more typos.

Posted by: Comrade Clueless at June 12, 2011 07:15 AM (F6xNb)

56 46 This is the ~~finger~~ weiner I destroy my life with. Posted by: harrison at June 12, 2011 11:12 AM (Ttzdj) FTFY *in the interest of accuracy*

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:15 AM (kUaEF)

57 "And you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful wife!"

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:16 AM (agD4m)

58 Not saying he doesn't deserve it -- he does -- but consider that but for a single clumsy move by an errant left forefinger, none of this happens.

Maybe he wasn't using his finger to type ....IYKWIMAITTYD.

Nothing would surprise me with this fucking idiot.

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:16 AM (AnTyA)

59 I really don't get the man-porpoise look. I hope to God there are no shiny baby oil photos.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 12, 2011 07:16 AM (y/+eD)

60 Howie Kurtz 'splainin' it all to us right now.

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:16 AM (AnTyA)

61 The typo was merely the rent in the curtain that let us see the Great and Powerful Weiner for what he is. It should alarm everyone that this cretinous pervert is far and away the exception in politics. For example, can you imagine what vile activities are hidden from public view, committed by a strutting preening poser like Antonio Villaraigosa? Pick your favorite local pol; there are certain to be several who do things well hidden that would make you sick. Yet the decide matters of public policy, school policy, business regulation, zoning...

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (AZGON)

62 My douchebaggery? "Same as it ever was."

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (l8yvX)

I agree his days were *probably* numbered.

But bear in mind, usually it's the wife who catches.

No, no, no. If he is taking these pics in a locker room, where many people could and possibly did walk in, he's behaving so recklessly that I cannot believe he was acting appropriately with the young women he met in real life. There have been so many tales of CongressCreeps and the occasional president with interns...ya think he was above that??

Ticking time-bomb.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (XdlcF)

64 Does this shitbird do nothing but run around taking pictures of himself and tweeting them to people he doesn't really know? Who does that?? Who has time?

Posted by: Peaches at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (afUO8)

65 What blows my mind even more is how long this stuff when on ... and how it might have continued essentially forever if it weren't for the one errant typo.

And it makes you wonder ... what other Congressmen are behaving this way on a regular basis?

Just what goes on with our new self-appointed Ruling Class?

It seems to me that they spend all day abusing their authority and positions of privilege, stopping only occasionally to turn the screws on us a bit more in order to further enrich themselves and strengthen their grip on power.

They're not only malevolent, they're also lazy, incompetent, and thoroughly debauched.

I'm so angry at these fuckers and everything they've done to harm my country that I no longer feel anything towards them but disgust and hatred.

Weiner isn't even human in my eyes. I don't have a shred of empathy for him. I want him crushed like the goddamned cockroach that he is.

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (fVIlG)

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Posted by: One of the Ewoks at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (yQWNf)

67 Y'all realize our calls for him to depart are but a kabuki play to cover his tactical retreat into celebrity rehab, right? He still is, after all, ideologically sound.

Posted by: Democrat Leadership at June 12, 2011 07:17 AM (agD4m)

68 Yes, the more of this that comes out, the stupider Weiner seems. He could have fixed ALL of this ten seconds after he did it by sending out a followup: "Oops! That was for Huma!" Everyone would have a good chuckle and it's done.

So not only is he a sleaze and a jerk, he's a complete idiot.

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 12, 2011 07:18 AM (gR+B6)

69 Weiner's own "cockiness" did him in, heh, heh.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 12, 2011 07:18 AM (c0A3e)

70 "yeah - different standards.Â DemocratsÂ are allowed toÂ whatever they want. They mustÂ commit murder in front of you to get fired." No, only their voting record counts.

Posted by: Average Democrat at June 12, 2011 07:18 AM (AZGON)

71 30 right, but minus the errant keystroke, who blabs and admits "I sexted a married man"?

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 11:03 AM (nj1bB)

Bwany Fwank?

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 12, 2011 07:19 AM (6IReR)

72 I read that title and laughed out loud. Ace, you are one of a kind. ^_^ In case you haven't heard it enough, the work you've done on this scandal, from keeping it alive over the Mem Day Weekend to looking out for private persons, is stellar. mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at June 12, 2011 07:19 AM (WbeRq)

73 From the time the story started getting traction in the blogosphere (and particularly in Ace's return to Twitter, where he pwned that bitch Memorial Day weekend) up until the "jackass" interview it was still in doubt, too. That seemed to be a tipping point.

Posted by: Andy at June 12, 2011 07:19 AM (veZ9n)

74 Geez. He was ridiculed for his name as a kid. Now, for the rest of his life, people are going to say his name and snicker.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 12, 2011 07:19 AM (zscFS)

75 61 I really don't get the man-porpoise look. I hope to God there are no shiny baby oil photos. Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 12, 2011 11:16 AM (y/+eD) I totally agree. Since when do girls find guys that look like their own waxed crotch attractive? Maybe there is a God-given reason for the coming economic Armageddon. Once in a while, a society that has been affluent too long needs to face a trial by fire... to burn off the accrued decadence.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:19 AM (kUaEF)

76 KP had better be careful. How does she know that Weenie didn't take any pics of himself with his dork next to her face while she's sleeping?

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:19 AM (AnTyA)

77 That was not an errant keystroke. "twas me, the Fickle Finger of Fate, bitchslapping this little jerk--with the little "cocktail" size weeney. He had it coming because he pissed me off.

Posted by: Fickle Finger of Fate at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (3ESDJ)

78 Average Joe,

An apology is owed, and here rendered.
You were right. The notion that Howard Kurtz was anything other than just another whore truly was not "plausible."

Posted by: Democrat Leadership at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (agD4m)

79 Old and busted: "Your name is Mudd."

New Hotness: "Your name is Weiner."

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (zscFS)

80 Does this shitbird do nothing but run around taking pictures of himself and tweeting them to people he doesn't really know? Who does that?? Who has time?

Posted by: Peaches at June 12, 2011 11:17 AM (afUO

Why a congressman of course! Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (yQWNf)

81 I don't think it's all that mind-blowing. I think it was inevitable. Being reckless coupled with having half a dozen broads on speed dial and something bad is bound to happen.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (TFB37)

No, what caused all this was.... a typo.

The Typo From Hell. Possibly the worst typo in the history of politics.

Shall we talk about the worst funniest typo in the history of blog linkage?

Without which we'd never ever ever have have suspected the unnamed blogger of being a pervert...uh huh.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (XdlcF)

83 This is really getting good now.
I hope that Congress is found to be impotent in facing down Weiner and that he does the full hangout until the inescapable conclusion to even the currently disinterested is that we have out of control entitlement in this country sponsored, enacted and demonstrated by the Leftists in government.
It would actually help in the short run if they can't get rid of him.

This as an example of how pervasive the influence of these degenerates, and how they have contaminated everything, including middle school education.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 12, 2011 07:20 AM (HBqDo)

4. "yeah - different standards. Democrats are allowed to whatever they want. They must commit murder in front of you to get fired."

And who says that is even enough to get them the boot to the ass? All that will trigger is all the lowlife, spinning insects claiming "the poor, overworked, misunderstood, maltreated demtard had no other choice but to slice that uncivilized, unevolved right wing teabagging fascist's head off and we should all be a whole lot more sympathetic because, because, because,...shut up! That's because!"

Posted by: JC at June 12, 2011 07:21 AM (Mnxnf)

85 70 Yes, the more of this that comes out, the stupider Weiner seems. He could have fixed ALL of this ten seconds after he did it by sending out a followup: "Oops! That was for Huma!" Everyone would have a good chuckle and it's done. So not only is he a sleaze and a jerk, he's a complete idiot. Posted by: Trimegistus at June 12, 2011 11:18 AM (gR+B6) You're spot on right about that, I think... but a guilt-ridden, panicking man doesn't think that way.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:21 AM (kUaEF)

86 >>>Without which we'd never ever ever have have suspected the unnamed blogger of being a pervert...uh huh. I was hacked, most likely by the tip of Al Qaeda's sword.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:21 AM (nj1bB)

87 >>>KP had better be careful. How does she know that Weenie didn't take any pics of himself with his dork next to her face while she's sleeping? FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS!!!!

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:22 AM (nj1bB)

88 We're getting the WeinerExperienceÂ™ because he has a big chip on his shoulder about women and his looks. I don't think it's a coincidence he has a thing for nubile niblets. That's how old they were when he stopped maturing.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 12, 2011 07:22 AM (zscFS)

89 78 KP had better be careful. How does she know that Weenie didn't take any pics of himself with his dork next to her face while she's sleeping? Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 11:19 AM (AnTyA) You better remember that, next time you take a snooze on the subway...

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:22 AM (kUaEF)

90 KP still whining that he lied to her.

HER!!.... He lied to her.

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:23 AM (AnTyA)

91 I think there's only one way he can save himself now. Hold a press conference announcing that to eliminate any distractions, he put both of his cats to sleep before going to rehab. This would show that he was serious about getting help, and especially endear him to female voters.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:23 AM (liBQN)

92 To be fair, our entire media is "thanks to George Orwell".

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 07:23 AM (oTX1B)

93 The time has long since passed when Republicans should be tying all Democrats to Weiner. Weinercare! They should all be going to rehab.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2011 07:24 AM (Fw2Gg)

94 BTW, I would hit KP like a runaway truck careening down a mountain pass with no breaks in Colorado. Just sayin'.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 12, 2011 07:24 AM (kUaEF)

95
Why is this douchebag still in the HOUSE? John Boner, I'm looking at you. Convene the House and vote the douchebag off the island.

He is the weakest link.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ï¿½ at June 12, 2011 07:24 AM (1hM1d)

96 I bet in Weiner's mind, the typo is where the blame lays. He probably believes he would have never been caught except for that stupid little mistake. Maybe he was dick typing and that's what he really regrets.

Posted by: Shiner Bock at June 12, 2011 07:25 AM (7ldv6)

97 I'd hit KP so hard Denzel Washington would have to helicopter on to my dick to regain control of it.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:25 AM (nj1bB)

98 A disgusting thought: Anthony Weiner sez to his new wife, "I'd really like to film us having sex."

A mindblowingly more disgusting thought: The reply is, "Hillary said the same thing."

A build-your-own-vomitorium-and-crawl-in-there-to-die disgusting thought: "Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is really into it too."

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:25 AM (agD4m)

99 >> I don't think it's a coincidence he has a thing for nubile niblets.Â That's how old they were when he stopped maturing. I think that is Spot. Fucking. On. He messaged older chicks, too, but his follower list skewed hard in that direction.

Posted by: Andy at June 12, 2011 07:25 AM (veZ9n)

100

I was hacked, most likely by the tip of Al Qaeda's sword.

And here I always blamed LauraW. Because she was there to "fix" the link, wasn't she? How convenient...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2011 07:26 AM (XdlcF)

101 BANNED. No matter how many times I warn, the Tough-Talking 301st Internet Commando Brigade can't help themselves from talking about killing people. Fuck you, maniac. GONE. -- Ace

Posted by: Jimmah at June 12, 2011 07:26 AM (BZ3K2)

102 Rich Lowry on The McLaughlin Group just said he doesn't think Weiner will go because he has no conscience, his wife doesn't care, and Congress has no effective mechanism to expel him.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:26 AM (liBQN)

103 Funny but if you noticed Weiner said he had told his wife about it, but he never said when. Methinks it mighta been after he got fucking caught, but when he was still lying to everyone else.

Posted by: Mr Pink at June 12, 2011 07:26 AM (LVzw8)

104

I can't even comprehend how deeply that twitch of a fingertip is burned into his brain at this point. How he has revisited and revisited a single errant keystroke.

When somebody such as Weiner is descending into such a maelstrom of self-destruction and madness, his little slip was inevitable.

Now we know why the saying "the straw that broke the camel's back" was penned.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 12, 2011 07:26 AM (c0A3e)

105 KP?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2011 07:27 AM (yQWNf)

106 Talking Heads, nice. I've been waiting for Burning Downing the House.

My biggest claim to fame that never happened. My housemate and his friend brought them back to our house one night. They had played a gig at a local college and ended afterward up at the nightclub where the friend was a DJ.

...but I was passed out drunk as a fucking skunk by then.

I had the biggest hardon for Tina Weymouth back in those days

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:27 AM (AnTyA)

107 "yeah - different standards. Democrats are allowed to whatever they want. They must commit murder in front of you to get fired." Or in the case of Chappaquiddick Ted, you can kill a girl, cause your wife to have a miscarriage, and still keep your senate seat. No rehab, no move to stop drinking and screwing everything you can get your hands on. Dems don't even pretend to have standards of conduct, and for some reason that I don't quite fathom, they're actually proud of that. Their view is that if you don't even try to keep your marriage vows, that is something to be admired. Moronettes, don't ever marry a democratic party politician. Hold out for someone with a conscience, like maybe a drug dealer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2011 07:27 AM (XmqZJ)

108

JC 86 - ding!

plus: Teddy Kennedy knows all about rewards for man-slaughter. The democrats can be as corrupt as they want, without consequence.

*Drain the swamp, my ass. The dems are the swamp.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 07:28 AM (0fzsA)

109 I'd hit KP so hard, the entire Japanese mainland would run for higher ground to get away from the tsunami

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 12, 2011 07:28 AM (6IReR)

110 Michael Jackson has always been a hero to me.

Posted by: Anthony Jackson Weiner at June 12, 2011 07:28 AM (wOaLi)

111

I was following your argument about your not going soft on Weiner, Ace until you hit me with IYKWIMAITYD. What does that mean? I don't think I know

BSA (but seriouly, Ace), you ever think the well of Weiner puns will ever run dry? I'm beginning to think it's a endless fountain of material. Kinda like the Spioux at the Little Big Horny, they just keep coming and coming. As guardians of decency we conservatives may have to make like General Custard and take a stand against this

Posted by: Callmelennie at June 12, 2011 07:28 AM (GOsSG)

112 I looked up that other guy you mentioned, Ace; the "goatsred" guy. You weren't kidding that the Smoking Gun and the leftists went out to destroy that poor bastard.

How can the Right help him fix what they wrecked? I'm not talking about financial support. Would it help him or hurt him if he got called in for interviews with Limbaugh or Ingraham?

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 07:29 AM (oTX1B)

113 Jimmah, I'll forward your thoughts to the Secret Service. Since you're so eager to express them publicly, I figure you'd want me to do that.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:29 AM (nj1bB)

114 Looking at that last full frontal pic, please tell me one of his congressional pals didn't take that photo of him. Cause I like to think that our tax dollars aren't going to support a congressional gym where a bunch of disgusting representatives are taking nude photos of each other.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2011 07:30 AM (XmqZJ)

115 At this point I expect to see in a few days pictures surface of Weiner in a shabby dog costume with a cutaway crotch, like in that blow job hallucination toward the end of Kubrick's "The Shining." Or maybe the flick for Weiner is "Eyes Wide Shut."

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:30 AM (AZGON)

116

Nerdygirl 109 -

Precisely.

Moronettes, don't ever marry a democratic party politician. Hold out for someone with a conscience, like maybe a drug dealer.

word.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 07:30 AM (0fzsA)

117 105 Funny but if you noticed Weiner said he had told his wife about it, but he never said when. Methinks it mighta been after he got fucking caught, but when he was still lying to everyone else. I think the reports were he told her the day of the confessional press conference on June 6, after the Breitbart pics began coming out.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:30 AM (liBQN)

118 I'd hit KP so hard the Air Force would scramble fighters.

Posted by: Andy at June 12, 2011 07:31 AM (veZ9n)

119 I'd hit KP like a fifteen ton Heidelberg printing press on a sheet of newsprint.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (AZGON)

120

IYKWIMAITYD

if you know what I mean, and I think you do

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (XdlcF)

121 My personal take is that he thought he could talk his way out of it. Just look at the last two weeks of his life coupled with every youtube clip you've seen of this asshole.

Because he's supremely arrogant and he's surrounded by a bunch of idiot progressives that love to stroke his (now all-too familiar) cock on MSNBC, I honestly think he thought he could just brush it off if he was ever caught.

He only surrounds himself with people that think that only backwards hilljacks would take issue with what he was doing. And let's go ahead and put him in the category of men that definitely don't think internet hijinks and sexting constitutes cheating on one's wife.

His narcissism (and insecurity) rivals Dear Leader's. I didn't think anyone could match that. I was wrong.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (TFB37)

122 I'd hit KP so hard Gene Hackman would have to sacrifice his life in order to lead a group of survivors out of the wreckage of my penis.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (nj1bB)

123 Maybe he takes his ring off to workout, but he's not wearing a ring in several of the photos. Are these pics before he was married?

Posted by: Cyn at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (18WU4)

124 When one is an arrogant fuckhead, the fatal typo becomes inevitable.

Posted by: SurferDoc at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (STdkO)

125 KP lives in a constant state of cognitive dissonance. She is always the deer in the headlight.

Posted by: madamex at June 12, 2011 07:32 AM (1zsKV)

126 I'd hit KP so hard, the entire Japanese mainland would run for higher ground to get away from the tsunami

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 12, 2011 11:28 AM (6IReR)

Meh, I give it a 4. Not insulting enough to the Japanese.

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at June 12, 2011 07:33 AM (4qJtt)

127 #97: now here is something we can do shit about. We should call our Congresspeople and ask them point blank if the House has a code of ethics. (I said already that this has nothing to do with criminal law.) If the House has a code of ethics, then Weiner needs to get his ass Traficanted all the way back to that Starbucks on Nostrand and Flatbush.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 07:33 AM (oTX1B)

128 46 This is the finger I destroy my life with.
Posted by: harrison

Thread winner

By the way, I can't wait to read the headline:

Boehner demands Weiner step down.

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:34 AM (fVIlG)

129 Looking at that last full frontal pic, please tell me one of his congressional pals didn't take that photo of him. Camera timer.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:34 AM (liBQN)

130 KP?

Kirsten Powers. I don't understand the attraction to someone as Generic Blonde as it gets, but to each his own, as the French say, (except they say it in French).

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 12, 2011 07:34 AM (hdeeF)

131 I'm going to reprint an I'd Hit That joke I did with Christina Hendricks, but I really really like it. I'd hit KP so hard that 12 strangers, with no connection and no communication between them, would be found around the world to have committed suicide in precisely the same way at exactly the same moment, leaving no clue behind except the same cryptic suicide note, written in a dozen different languages: "PENIS."

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:35 AM (nj1bB)

132
Weiner believed his send finger had the same power of persuasion as ET's sex finger. He was wrong, and ET had more sexual encounters than Weiner ever imagined possible. It's highly likely ET humped Kirsten Powers, but not Eleanor Clift or he would have lost his little man card.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at June 12, 2011 07:35 AM (cwFVA)

133 You guys want to hit KP. I'd like to take her to my gal to fix her roots. And then we'd hit the MAC counter to get her some new make-up.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 12, 2011 07:35 AM (TFB37)

134

Jimmah - go back to LGF and sniff some irrelevant sycophant bootie.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 07:35 AM (0fzsA)

135 Wasserman-Shultz: We can't make Weiner quit

So he's refusing to leave Congress and they won't force the issue. Priebus rightfully pointed out that this is a question of leadership.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 12, 2011 07:35 AM (ITYRW)

136 Boehner Hardens Position On Weiner

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:35 AM (fVIlG)

137 I'd hit KP so hard the tsunami would drown Tea Leoni and Morgan Freeman would have to make a Presidential speech at the flooded Capitol.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:36 AM (AZGON)

138 This may have been covered in the zillion of Weiner posts but how the fuck did he have the time do all this tweeting, sexting, dicpicturing and still have time to be a Congressman, appear on all those news shows heckling Republicans, apparently at least once screwing his wife, work out, eat, etc. One of his on-line conquests said Weiner was texting her all day long. I believe she sent him message stating how she had life and sometimes it may appear she is on-line but in reality she is not on the web because she is working or just doing those things that are required in life. Weiner's on-line activities were a full time job. His whole life seem to be consumed by on-line sexting.

Posted by: Long Island at June 12, 2011 07:36 AM (TiURi)

139 Our departed comrade, Staff Sgt. Jimmah, is this day awarded the the Digital Flying Cross with "Banned" Valor device POSTHUMOUSLY for heroic conduct in or near the New York City Internet Hub.

With no regard for his personal dignity, he.....[CLASSIFIED REDACTED]

Adjutant, 2/301st Internet Commando Pathfinder Battalion sends.

Posted by: 301st Internet Commando Brigade at June 12, 2011 07:37 AM (agD4m)

140 Did I just see Howard Kurtz make fun of Jeff Jarvis for claiming there was no story here? Howard Kurtz? REALLY?!?!

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 07:37 AM (nj1bB)

141 I was watching one of the Sunday shows with Paul Ryan and Steny Hoyer. They were saying the house ethics process would be a long, drawn out affair and that he should just go ahead and resign for the good of the institution. Yeah, I laughed too.

Posted by: Andy at June 12, 2011 07:38 AM (veZ9n)

142 #4 In fairness, the democrats have the MSM running interference for them. If there were any decency in the media at all, Babs Walters, and Chrissy Matthews would be on tv blubbering in shame and asking for forgiveness for their ridiculously stupid excuse making. Bad enough to blatantly cover for the pres, but to cover for some creep of a representative that no one likes, who's been tweeting dicpics to young girls. These geniuses can't figure out why Breitbart, Drudge, talk radio, and fox news are becoming more and more popular.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2011 07:38 AM (XmqZJ)

143

Jimmah - go back to LGF and sniff some irrelevant sycophant bootie.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 11:35 AM (0fzsA)

I was wondering if it was the same one.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2011 07:38 AM (yQWNf)

144 Oh and I left this on the morning thread but it's interesting so I'll repeat it here.....

The leave of absence request was left open, ie there was no set number of days he requested. There's no vote that's needed for that - it's juts given. More interesting is that they (I read it on MSNBC's website) noted that there is no current count to the number of legislators out on leave.

....the hell??

How can they not figure that out? Wouldn't that be important information for people to have - whether their congressperson is out on leave??

Try pulling that shit at your place of business. See how well that goes over.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 12, 2011 07:38 AM (TFB37)

145 His whole life seem to be consumed by on-line sexting.

Posted by: Long Island at June 12, 2011 11:36 AM (TiURi)

I'm betting that he's a world class cokehead.

Posted by: ErikW at June 12, 2011 07:38 AM (4qJtt)

146 Jim Jarvis said "OK..we know Weiner has a penis now. What's the big deal?"

...seriously..he said that

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:39 AM (AnTyA)

147 Weiner's life would have gone on much as it had. Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 11:01 AM (nj1bB) If a certain mentor to Weiner's wife is to be used as a model, speculation as to whether she would have quietly ignored the stalking & perving (and inevitable statutory rape) should be superfluous.

Posted by: The Walrus Was Todd at June 12, 2011 07:39 AM (lT0LC)

148 Boehner, Weiner Cross Swords<\b>

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:39 AM (AZGON)

149 Boehner Turns Spotlight On Weiner During Speech

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:40 AM (fVIlG)

150 HTML fail

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:40 AM (AZGON)

151 I'd hit KP so hard Amerigo Bonasera would insist on a closed-casket wake for my penis.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:40 AM (liBQN)

152 I would not hit KP all that hard. It's not like I will be the one who has to get up afterwards and make us breakfast.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:40 AM (agD4m)

153 "Weiner's on-line activities were a full time job. His whole life seem to be consumed by on-line sexting." But his voting record is all that counts.

Posted by: Average Democrat at June 12, 2011 07:41 AM (AZGON)

154 Boeher Hits Weiner Hard

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:41 AM (fVIlG)

155 I think it was Herr last night who said that Weiner is going to rehab, not for what is already out there, but rather for the rest of the shit that will come to light.

What does Debbie Was-a-Man Schultz know about what's coming next?

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:41 AM (AnTyA)

156 147 - in addition to being a world-class dickhead

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at June 12, 2011 07:41 AM (zgYXg)

157 WEINER'S WANKER WAIVERS...WAGS WORRIED!

Posted by: VARIETY! at June 12, 2011 07:41 AM (Cwo/J)

158 "Hit"? That is so passe. Low functioning. It's "DM" now

Posted by: new times at June 12, 2011 07:42 AM (ucq49)

159 Weiner Assert Boehner Is Out of Line

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:42 AM (fVIlG)

160 No, but you're the only one who posted it 12,000 times.

Which is, interestingly enough, more than the Dow is right now.

Posted by: TexasJew at June 12, 2011 07:42 AM (jOwjy)

161 Kirstin Powers? I thought we were talking about Kathleen Parker.

Posted by: Average Joe at June 12, 2011 07:42 AM (liBQN)

162 Boehner Increases Pressure On Weiner

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:43 AM (fVIlG)

163 Krauthammer Pawlenty?

Posted by: The Walrus Was Todd at June 12, 2011 07:43 AM (lT0LC)

164 You think it might be that Jimmah? I thought he and/or iceweasel was Scottish.

If it's that Jimmah and he gets jailed for terrorist threats, my schadenboner will be giving shade to some of Colorado's 14er mountains

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 07:43 AM (oTX1B)

165 O/T about Christina Hendricks. I know this heresy around these parts but she is a really big girl. There is a very recent photo of her in black one piece and I would say she beyond Rubenesque and into Oprah territory.

Posted by: Long Island at June 12, 2011 07:44 AM (TiURi)

166 Boehner to Weiner's Staff: "Stop Screwing With Us"

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:44 AM (AZGON)

167 And something about the old bull and the young bull comes to mind re:"I would hit that so hard."

Take your time. Make a weekend out of it rather than two minutes of frenzied Ewok passion.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:44 AM (agD4m)

168 Oh and to what I just posted....

Greta has a different take. She says it's run-of-the-mill procedure to be granted the LOA. But if someone objects then there could possibly be debate on the merits of the leave.

Please let someone object! Please let someone object!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 12, 2011 07:44 AM (TFB37)

169 I'm 100% behind congwessman Weiner!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (mQMnK)

170 Anyone ever get an email from a business associate that was sent by accident (must of hit send all) that was really damning? I did, from our competitor. Proof he was using inferior materials for a product we also manufactured.
I showed it to the owner of my company, and he told me to destroy it and to never speak of it. He always took the high road.

Posted by: lan sing at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (YHrQZ)

171 Breitbart is one evil genius. He was able to hack Wieners body to have him pose in front of a mirror and click.

Posted by: Tjexcite at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (hiie8)

172 Hey, who has time to read a 2000-page healthcare bill when you're busy chatting up some high-school trim on the Internets?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (veZ9n)

173 When the Iceweasel shows up she will set us all straight.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (yQWNf)

174 Congress only "works" 3 days a week. If you watch CSPAN they are hardly ever out there on the floor.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (Fw2Gg)

175 Weiner Refuses Boehner Inquiry

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:45 AM (fVIlG)

176 Boehner: "Weiner Doesn't Measure Up To Our Standards"

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 07:46 AM (oTX1B)

177 Weiner, Frank Team Up Against Boehner

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:47 AM (fVIlG)

178 Charles sure has surrounded himself with an interesting batch of gargoyles. Reading the accounts of their various schemes to displace each other as his favorite made for more interesting reading than anything Johnson himself ever wrote.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 12, 2011 07:47 AM (agD4m)

179 I'd hit KP so hard.....

Just remember, thuglicans: I already did.

Posted by: Double Standard at June 12, 2011 07:48 AM (wOaLi)

180 I'd hit KP so hard Steve McQueen would have to explode a massive water tank to douse the flames licking my infernal tower, but Fred Astaire would make it out alive.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 12, 2011 07:48 AM (AZGON)

181 176 Congress only "works" 3 days a week. If you watch CSPAN they are hardly ever out there on the floor.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2011 11:45 AM (Fw2Gg)

Taking and Tweeting dic-pics takes a long time.

Posted by: TexasJew at June 12, 2011 07:48 AM (jOwjy)

182

Apologies to Roger Waters...

He donÂ’t need no invitation,

He donÂ’t have no self control,

Naughty pictures from the cloak room

Weiner, leave them girls alone

Hey, Weiner leave them girls alone

All in all itÂ’s just another dick in the mail

All in all heÂ’s just a dick in the in mail

Posted by: Open Channel D at June 12, 2011 07:48 AM (OyuoQ)

183 Weiner: "Boehner Is Simply Seeking Publicity"

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:49 AM (fVIlG)

184 >>Did I just see Howard Kurtz make fun of Jeff Jarvis for claiming there was no story here?

Howard Kurtz? REALLY?!?!<<

Howard Kurtz starts each day with no memory of what he said the day before. It's a gift.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 12, 2011 07:49 AM (PidTa)

185 "Kirsten Powers. I don't understand the attraction to someone as Generic Blonde as it gets..." Even I understand it and I really really don't like (something that rhymes with Krajina)

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 12, 2011 07:49 AM (y/+eD)

186 I'd put it hard to KP, but I wouldn't use a condom because I hate the smell of burning rubber.

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:50 AM (AnTyA)

187 And you may ask yourself, why hasn't Playgirl made this Beastly Tamer of Vagina an offer yet?

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2011 07:51 AM (p2IBw)

188 "I'd hit that so hard Mike Tyson would send her flowers out of sympathy."

Posted by: The Walrus Was Todd at June 12, 2011 07:51 AM (lT0LC)

189 I know this heresy around these parts but she is a really big girl. There is a very recent photo of her in black one piece and I would say she beyond Rubenesque and into Oprah territory.

Thank you.

Posted by: Peaches at June 12, 2011 07:51 AM (afUO8)

190 Even I understand it and I really really don't like (something that rhymes with Krajina)

Angina?

....well, who in their right mind would enjoy heart pain

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 07:52 AM (AnTyA)

191 Howard Kurtz starts each day with no memory of what he said the day before. It's a gift.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 12, 2011 11:49 AM (PidTa)

poor bastard, Alzheimer's is a bitch.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at June 12, 2011 07:52 AM (6IReR)

192 Boehner Rages On House Floor: "Weiner Fails To Rise To Voter Expectations"

Posted by: Warden at June 12, 2011 07:52 AM (fVIlG)

193 Steny Hoyer apparently said that Weiner should resign when he was on Meet The Press:

"Rep. Steny Hoyer (D., Md.), the House minority whip, said he did not believe Weiner could effectively represent his constituents and urged him to step aside.

'I would hope that Mr. Weiner would use this opportunity to reflect on whether he can proceed,' Hoyer said, speaking on CBS's "Face The Nation. 'I don't see how he can and I hope he would make that judgment.'"

So the theme of the morning is that the Dems want Weiner gone but they're letting him decide whether he'll stay. Surely they must realize that this current strategy makes them look weak.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 12, 2011 07:52 AM (ITYRW)

194 Typo finger of fate = Deus ex machina

Posted by: anginak at June 12, 2011 07:53 AM (wfcgq)

195 188 I'd put it hard to KP, but I wouldn't use a condom...

That might be a mistake.

Posted by: Itchy Weiner at June 12, 2011 07:54 AM (wOaLi)

196 I don't know, Ace. Typo or karma?

The real story now is the Make Believe Media. They have been trying to bury this story since the beginning. At first, they said "nothing to see here, move along".

Then they apparently got their wires crossed on the instructions to make a bigger story out of Sarah Palin's emails, recruiting the townsfolk to lynch her..

Somebody gave the instruction to folllow Anthony Weiner's lead and they thought he said to go out and grab some virtual posse.

Posted by: cfbleachers at June 12, 2011 07:55 AM (oxqER)

197 176 Congress only "works" 3 days a week. If you watch CSPAN they are hardly ever out there on the floor.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2011 11:45 AM (Fw2Gg)

Do to the glorious economy I am an accidental housewife. I don't have time to do all that texting of my friends. Of course I am not narcissistic pervert so maybe I am just lacking the proper motivation.

Posted by: Long Island at June 12, 2011 07:56 AM (TiURi)

198

Weinerman(D) is "stepping aside for a while" so he can maintain his congressional paycheck.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 07:56 AM (0fzsA)

199 Boehner Spouts Off On Weiner

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 07:57 AM (oTX1B)

200
So, any ideas for a Halloween Weiner (Halloweiner!) costume? One that won't get you arrested if you go out in public??

Posted by: mike at June 12, 2011 07:58 AM (eZ5Jk)

201 In related news, just how whacked out is KP that Weiner would kick her to the curb? Seriously.

Don't get me wrong, I'd hit that like Tony Weiner slapping his TweetDeck cue button, but only if it was consensual.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2011 07:59 AM (p2IBw)

202 I gotta figure there are more women and girls. This didn't just start. He was doing this in high-school. He graduated to Twitter. This is the first time he's been caught. Meantime, the citizens of New York get no representation while he's in rehab, and we get to keep paying his salary. "But this in no-way has any cost the taxpayers anything..." The distinguished 'member' indeed.

Posted by: Milo at June 12, 2011 07:59 AM (DfCT7)

203 I gotta figure there are more women and girls.

I think so, too. And what are the odds that the Enquirer, TMZ, Gawker, all those outlets aren't beating the bushes with large handfuls of cash, trying to lure them into the fray?

Posted by: Peaches at June 12, 2011 08:01 AM (afUO8)

204

I'd hit KP so hard that Chuck Norris would ask me for a lesson.

Posted by: Open Channel D at June 12, 2011 08:02 AM (OyuoQ)

205

Posted by: Brian at June 12, 2011 08:02 AM (m05GV)

206 Wiener wins the anti-lottery.

OTOH, I bet a lot of democratic hopefuls will be propositioning Huma. I mean shit, why wouldn't they?

Posted by: Jack at June 12, 2011 08:03 AM (kCT7A)

207 All this time, I never knew what a cockatrice was.

Posted by: Brian at June 12, 2011 08:03 AM (m05GV)

208 Meantime, the citizens of New York get no representation while he's in rehab,

It serves those hipsters right. Is there a need for a noisy naval port in Brooklyn or for some extra-sulfrous refineries in Queens? Let's fill the place up with Gulf Coast rednecks while he's gone.

I wonder, though, if Pelosi will let him Twitter in his votes.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 08:04 AM (oTX1B)

209 I wonder, though, if Pelosi will let him Twitter in his votes.

Only if he's naked.

Posted by: Now with life like hair and kung fu grip at June 12, 2011 08:06 AM (JEvSn)

210 Reince Priebus: [Weiner] Â“turned this town and country into a three-ring circus,Â” For the first ten days in the circus, the only job Nancy Pelosi was interested in saving was Anthony WeinerÂ’s.Â”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 12, 2011 08:06 AM (ITYRW)

211 209 All this time, I never knew what a cockatrice was.

Cockatrice? For third-level parties, tops. I get cockatrice sandwiches at Subway.

Posted by: the basilisk from the Monster Manual at June 12, 2011 08:06 AM (oTX1B)

212 I wonder, though, if Pelosi will let him Twitter in his votes.

Only if he's naked.

Posted by: Now with life like hair and kung fu grip at June 12, 2011 12:06 PM (JEvSn)

I have a guess on how he'll indicate an Up or Down vote.

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2011 08:07 AM (X6akg)

213 Now there's an image: Nancy Pelosi in a hot bath, mooning over naughty pics of Weiner on a waterproof Blackberry.

Posted by: Zimriel, your go-to source for inappropriate content at June 12, 2011 08:08 AM (oTX1B)

214 >>> O/T about Christina Hendricks. I know this heresy around these parts but she is a really big girl. There is a very recent photo of her in black one piece and I would say she beyond Rubenesque and into Oprah territory. B A N N E D no just kidding. I've seen that photo and sure, she's heavy there. But I saw Aiden Quinn one time between movies, and he was chubby. Some of these people don't have a heroic metabolism but have to work off the weight in time for a shoot. If you watch the Firefly episode "Our Mrs. Reynolds" she's smokin' hot.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 08:08 AM (nj1bB)

215 #214 *slow clap*

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 08:09 AM (oTX1B)

216 89>>>KP had better be careful. How does she know that Weenie didn't take any pics of himself with his dork next to her face while she's sleeping?

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS!!!!

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 11:22 AM (nj1bB)

Said the man who pioneered the "Dirty Adolf".

Posted by: Mr. Dave at June 12, 2011 08:10 AM (5sRxy)

217 "So, any ideas for a Halloween Weiner (Halloweiner!) costume? One that won't get you arrested if you go out in public??" All you need is a towel, a cell phone & a gherkin. Halloween of '91 a friend of mine wore a trench coat & glued hair to his palm and went as Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 12, 2011 08:13 AM (y/+eD)

218

Would someone please tell me what he is in rehab for???? I did not know that scumbags-anonymous had a rehab program. This is such an obvious and phony set-up. He does the mea culpa, the leadership of the Dems say get out, he comes back from rehab a changed man and they say 'we tried to get him to resign - sigh.' They want him to stay or they would be setting up expulsion procedures. Please do not fall for this transparent script. It pisses me off big time that I am paying for his rehab. I haven't moved past the fact that he has a $10,000 to $15,000 monthly American Express bill.

Posted by: JudyM at June 12, 2011 08:14 AM (nn+iV)

219 It's good to be from Queens.

Posted by: Weiner voiced by Mel Brooks at June 12, 2011 08:16 AM (oTX1B)

220

LGF has turned into a mind-crime/thought-crime/ free speech is a crime-police state. {unless you worship Rachel Maddow, Olbermann, Media Matters and KOS - then you can falsely accuse those evil racist tea baggers without consequence}

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at June 12, 2011 08:16 AM (0fzsA)

221 It was more than one finger -and the brain was involved.

Remember, what he should have typed was"d ComelyCoed Take a look at my tent pole http:/is.gd/weiner" but he typed "@ComelyCoed ...."

Posted by: Chuckit at June 12, 2011 08:17 AM (IAxW3)

222 For want of a war a kingdom was lost.
For want of a battle a war was lost.
For want of a king a battle was lost.
For want of a horse a king was lost.
For want of a horseshoe a horse was lost.

And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 12, 2011 08:19 AM (GE1+K)

223 I'd hit KP so hard she'd clear the Monster seats at Fenway, the Charles River and land in Cambridge where the cops could treat her stupidly and she'd lap it up.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 12, 2011 08:20 AM (HBqDo)

224 Boehner Fails as Weiner Goes Down

Posted by: elspeth at June 12, 2011 08:22 AM (Z8oEZ)

225 I'd hit KP so hard, Thor would weep with fear and horror, give it all up and become Loki's bitch.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at June 12, 2011 08:24 AM (a7hSl)

226 But I saw Aiden Quinn one time between movies, and he was chubby.

Oh...this just can't be interpreted in different ways in the thread context, now can it?

he certainly ain't going to twit a softy, would he?

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 08:24 AM (AnTyA)

227 What would his status be today if he had fessed up immediately on the Saturday morning when the story broke?

He was in a little hole then, and then he began digging his way on his Journey to the Center of the Earth.

Posted by: snookered at June 12, 2011 08:28 AM (jchJh)

228 We loves us some KP.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 12, 2011 08:30 AM (zscFS)

229 229 Where it is millions and millions of degrees hot

Posted by: al gore at June 12, 2011 08:30 AM (YHrQZ)

230 Ace baby.!!!... Don't get your panties all in a bunch. No threat was made, just a rational prediction based on history. Now ban me again....LOL

Posted by: Jimmah at June 12, 2011 08:32 AM (TfRqk)

231 B A N N E D
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2011 12:08 PM (nj1bB)

Ha! Maybe I deserve it. She is a beautiful woman. I renounce myself.

Hey do you think Weiner was texting her? I guess she isn't his type maybe a little "womanly" for the man child. However was Weiner twittering with any celebs? Remember how Scar-jo was texting Obama? I am sure Weiner would love to have had some serious star power in his sexting harem.

Posted by: Long Island at June 12, 2011 08:34 AM (TiURi)

232 Actually the typo just got the ball rolling. My understanding is that Breitbart already had the pics a week before the typo.

Posted by: ConservativePhantom at June 12, 2011 08:34 AM (xXhWA)

233 What would his status be today if he had fessed up immediately

Admit it. If Weiner did the old "Ahh well you got me.... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling morons and that stupid Ace!"

Being desensitized to lying like we are, we would have been "Coming clean, so easily? Dude there must be something else going on here"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 12, 2011 08:34 AM (GE1+K)

234
Sorry for being so naive, but no one has asked: is he seriously going to insist on keeping his seat after this? The Congressional gym? Aren't they going to rise up and expel him?

Posted by: arhooley at June 12, 2011 08:34 AM (q0Oku)

235 Why isn't anyone asking who it was that took those photos?

Posted by: mr clean at June 12, 2011 08:35 AM (dwpUr)

236 I'd hit KP so hard that Obi-Wan Kenobi would feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: Kensington at June 12, 2011 08:35 AM (uaEZS)

237 If he had tweeted his dick to a baby seal or delta smelt, the lefties would be at his door with torches and pitchforks. Humans? Meh... Gotta love the standards and priorities of the left.

Posted by: Damiano at June 12, 2011 08:39 AM (3nrx7)

238 I'd hit KP so hard that I would hear her lamentations for 10 blocks after I left

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 08:40 AM (AnTyA)

239 Why isn't anyone asking who it was that took those photos?

Posted by: mr clean at June 12, 2011 12:35 PM (dwpUr)

Did you actually look at those photos?

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 08:41 AM (AnTyA)

240 I'm going out on a limb and guessing Ace meant "cockerel" - fancy little rooster - rather than "cockatrice" - mythological dragon/rooster chimera with the ability to turn creatures to stone by gazing into their eyes. The More You Know(tm).

Posted by: stuiec at June 12, 2011 08:41 AM (HMdeP)

241 WZ: Schumer Â“Pretty PissedÂ” At Weiner, Scandal Has Left Him Â“HeartbrokenÂ”

He's supposedly shocked that his mentee lied to him. Dems believe and teach their younger members that it doesn't matter if you lie when it benefits you, so I don't see why Chuckie is surprised that Weiner lied to him.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 12, 2011 08:43 AM (ITYRW)

242 Ewwwww!

Posted by: Kristin Powers at June 12, 2011 08:43 AM (uaEZS)

243 Wow...first the Emanuel / Massa naked goings-on...now Weenie

Is this the Congressional gym locker room or a fucking bath house?

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 08:45 AM (AnTyA)

244 How was the DM'ing with Wiener last night?
Lets see, how do I put it.
Just put it.
He took it out.
Took what out?
It.
He took it out.
Yes sireee Bob

Posted by: Jimmah at June 12, 2011 08:46 AM (TfRqk)

245 "If he had tweeted his dick to a baby seal..." It's like when you show your cat a funny picture, or point to the TV to alert your dog that something crazy just happened on Bad Girls Club.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 12, 2011 08:47 AM (y/+eD)

246 But I saw Aiden Quinn one time between movies, and he was chubby.

Yeah, but how did he look in a black one piece?

Posted by: Now with life like hair and kung fu grip at June 12, 2011 08:47 AM (JEvSn)

247 How long until Tiny Tony begins a second career in porn? I'm thinking he could be the Ron Jeremy of the dwarf porn film industry.

Posted by: TooCon at June 12, 2011 08:48 AM (YRSmL)

248 Is this the Congressional gym locker room or a fucking bath house?

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 12, 2011 08:50 AM (oTX1B)

249 #249 TooCon - I'm considering whether to put a wager that Hustler or Swank or some high-class LA "independent video" firm does, in fact, offer Weiner a few large to star in a DC parody. If they can talk Ginger Lee into it then that's a certainty.

Two weeks? a month?

Posted by: Zimriel at June 12, 2011 08:53 AM (oTX1B)

250 Holy shit...the stupidty of some of these jackwads on cable news is mind-blowing

Candy Cowley of CNN is interviewing people just outside the chapel on the St Anselm campus..and the bells for the call to mass just started

...and Cowley looked surprised and said that she couldn't figure out why the bells would go off

Gee, Cowley.....a catholic church?? ...on a Sunday???

Add it up, dumbass

...

Posted by: beedubya at June 12, 2011 08:53 AM (AnTyA)

251 The smallest error of a fingertip, and a man is wholly undone.

Who says there's no G_d?

Posted by: Ken at June 12, 2011 08:53 AM (fFh95)

252 "I can't even comprehend how deeply that twitch of a fingertip is burned into his brain at this point. How he has revisited and revisited a single errant keystroke." If only Edgar Allan Poe were alive.

Posted by: shivas Irons at June 12, 2011 08:54 AM (qu2SW)

253 They're busy right now writing a new regulation to foist upon the cell phone industry - An unsend key.

Posted by: Jimmah at June 12, 2011 08:56 AM (TfRqk)

254 Ace, this may be Your Greatest Post Ever.

Posted by: Travis at June 12, 2011 08:59 AM (9WkMB)

255 237 Why isn't anyone asking who it was that took those photos?

Posted by: mr clean at June 12, 2011 12:35 PM (dwpUr)

The Staff Photographer would be my guess.

Posted by: Nikon at June 12, 2011 09:01 AM (rjaKZ)

256
What an interesting week. Been a long time since the left and the media got so thoroughly punked.

Be nice to look forward to that on a regular basis.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 12, 2011 09:02 AM (ud5dN)

257 Ace, you had me at cockatrice.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 12, 2011 09:03 AM (73tyQ)

258 Would I rather be a) me hitting KP or b) Derek Jeter hitting No. 3,000? I think the answer is clear. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Travis at June 12, 2011 09:04 AM (9WkMB)

259 I think he took them in the mirror. He took them.

Posted by: dagny at June 12, 2011 09:11 AM (q3YYX)

260 Human error, the weakest link in any system. We are researching methods to eliminate this, also digital eye-bleach.

Posted by: Your Robot Overlords at June 12, 2011 09:14 AM (RVqzj)

261 We Have a Weiner.

Posted by: Inevitable Porn Spin Off at June 12, 2011 09:21 AM (mHQ7T)

262 And I would have gotten away with it if not for those meddling kids!!

Posted by: Antony "Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain" Weiner at June 12, 2011 09:25 AM (weBtw)

263 #214 Thread Weiner

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 12, 2011 09:26 AM (mHQ7T)

264 Boehner's Position On Weiner Stiffens

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 12, 2011 09:27 AM (VcNCp)

265 test

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 12, 2011 09:29 AM (zscFS)

266 Weiner might have a future in porn.

Posted by: Genius Filmmaker at June 12, 2011 09:31 AM (zscFS)

267 I'd hit Christina Hendricks so hard, physicists, by acclaim, would refer to the 'big bang' as the 'lesser-bang'.

Posted by: Milo at June 12, 2011 09:49 AM (DfCT7)

268 I can just picture Rahm Emanuel snapping his ass with a towel.

Posted by: jeff at June 12, 2011 10:10 AM (yztCu)

269 I'd hit it so hard the growing season would increase by two weeks.

Posted by: bigred at June 12, 2011 10:30 AM (weBtw)

270 A co-worker and I talked about this a few days ago. He made a point that I don't think anyone else has brought up- Weiner likes to show off his body. Obviously. Who likes to show off their body the most? Those who used to be out of shape/ fat/ etc.

Anyone know what this dude looked like five years ago? Ten?

/just wondering. Don't really care.

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2011 10:49 AM (eeGvE)

271 "Hit"? That is so passe. Low functioning. It's "DM" now

Nice. I'd DM that like lab monkey hitting the crack lever.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 12, 2011 11:43 AM (GTbGH)

272 Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2011 11:58 AM (xVoHK)

273 If he is taking these pics in a locker room, where many people could and possibly did walk in, Barney Frank and his pimp former boyfriend had sex in front of GHWB's House gym locker when he was President. I suspect the gym attendants make themselves scarce at night.

Posted by: Ralph L at June 12, 2011 12:00 PM (0yCaO)

274 266Boehner's Position On Weiner Stiffens
Pelosi hardest hit.

Posted by: Sparkle Plenty at June 12, 2011 12:53 PM (mQMnK)

275 A slip of the finger? Maybe. But if you whack-off in Grandma's bathroom a bizillion times while leering at her copy of Ladies Home Journal, you're bound to get caught eventually.

Posted by: Buffalobob at June 12, 2011 07:50 PM (kCD2G)

276 GÃ¼nÃ¼mÃ¼zde Casus kamera hergÃ¼n daha Ã§ok satılıyor. Casus kamera kullanımı nasıldır. Casus kamera kullananlar neler diyor. Casus kamera ve casus saat kamera en Ã§ok neden satılıyor. Gizli kamera sitesinde her şeyi bulabilirsiniz. Casus Saat Kameralar ve gizli kamera kullanmak Ã§ok kolay. Anahtarlık kamera olarakda bilinen bu sitede her şey Ã§ok ucuz.

Posted by: Casus Kamera at June 14, 2011 05:39 AM (k5AhI)

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