August 13, 2011

Ames Straw Poll Results. Bachmann Wins
— DrewM

Above the post update:
Bachmann received 4823 votes (28.55%)
Ron Paul got robbed! He finished 2nd with 4,671 (27.65%)
Tim Pawlenty 3rd with 2,293 (he's done)
Rick Santorum 4th
Herman Cain 5th

Rick Perry got 718 write-ins, more than Romney got. Hmmmm.

Apparently not receiving a lot of write-in votes: Sarah Palin.

16,892 total votes.

Clearly the ticket will be Bachmann/Paul.

Original Post:
First let me say what a scam this is. It's simply a fundraising gig for the Iowa GOP. Candidates have to pay to get space and voters have to buy tickets to vote.

Also...Get over yourself Iowa. Someone has to go first and I guess you can make a case for Iowa. What drives me nuts is people who act as if Iowa going first was ordained in the Book of Genesis or something. Some Iowans seem to think living in Iowa makes them more serious about this process and that they have some preternatural ability to screen candidates.

Results should start coming in around 6 eastern. Now FNC is saying 6:45 or so. Maybe when I saw 6 is was central time.

The conventional wisdom is Pawlenty needs to come in 3rd or better with the assumption being Ron Paul and Michele Bachmann will be 1-2. Honestly, with Perry getting in today, I don't see how coming in anywhere behind Bachmann helps T-Paw. He's still in the back of the pack nationally, so, "I'm Number 3!" in Iowa (when Mitt isn't really competing and Perry just jumped in) changes that. There's just not a lot of rationale to his campaign at that point. He's also going to have trouble fundraising without some sort of jump here. This might be the beginning of the end for him.

Also baring a miracle, Rick Santorum probably fades away after this.

Herman Cain gave a great speech to a mostly empty hall after many people already voted. At some point soon he's got to figure this isn't happening and has better things to do with his time.

No matter how he finishes, Newt probably stays in since he's digging the attention.

Huntsman really is focusing on New Hampshire for what that's worth so today doesn't mean much to him.

The other interesting thing to watch will be the write-in vote. It's the first time they've had them so expect Perry and Palin to get some play.

Of course, all of this might change depending on the outcome. We'll see.

Posted by: DrewM at 01:48 PM | Comments (510)
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1 Generic Republican/Abe Vigoda 2012! 
The Squish and Fish!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2011 01:50 PM (/KRhP)

2 teapot ....whistling. BFD

Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2011 01:50 PM (1vcwB)

3 I am digging Newt digging the attention...regardless of my feelings about him otherwise, it was amusing to see him playing the foil...and he is an excellent debater, so it was fun to watch.

Posted by: JeepGirl at August 13, 2011 01:51 PM (lG836)

4 DrewM now you've done it. Iowa is not voting for you. Not now. Not ever.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 01:53 PM (Fw2Gg)

5 Ahhh, good ol' Rick Santorum...regarded as dim by his colleagues when he was in Congress.  I think the current President/Vice President are good examples of why people who are singularly stupid an in institution that is comprised of stupid should not be further elevated.. 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at August 13, 2011 01:54 PM (2xfbm)

6 The Iowa straw poll is meaningless.

Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 01:55 PM (AnTyA)

7 I predict...RON PAUL! will win, which means...not much.

Posted by: huerfano at August 13, 2011 01:55 PM (kD+se)

8 I find it amusing that the two leading candidates aren't even trying at this straw poll.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 13, 2011 01:57 PM (uVlA4)

9 DremM, I'm digging your analysis.  Depending on the outcome, of course.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 01:58 PM (PidTa)

10 I like straw, but feathers is softer.  I vote for feathers!!!!


Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 01:58 PM (Zgfnd)

11 Fox reported that Bachmann people say they have issued 6,000 tickets for voting ($30@)

Of course they said people can get the tickets from her then vote for someone else.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:00 PM (M9Ie6)

12 The conventional wisdom is Pawlenty needs to come in 3rd or better with the assumption being Ron Paul and Michele Bachmann will be 1-2.

They said 1 or 2 a little while ago and that he has spent over a million on this straw poll stuff. They are saying this is do or die for him.

I think he should save his money and sign up with Perry as VP.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:01 PM (M9Ie6)

13 I don't understand how Ron Paul can win the straw poll if it costs money to vote. Doesn't that cut into his supporters' dope, Cheetos and comic book money?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 02:02 PM (lGFXF)

14 The only Ames anything I marginally trust is the Ames mutagenesis test and even that has many caveats that must be considered when interpreting its results.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 02:05 PM (c0A3e)

15 10 I like straw, but feathers is softer.  I vote for feathers!!!!

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 05:58 PM (Zgfnd)

But we provide support.

Posted by: Tempur-Pedic at August 13, 2011 02:05 PM (F2lG1)

16 True, the Iowa Straw Poll is basically meaningless.  It's a party fundraiser the candidates are generous to support, which is cool with me.

But we aren't the ones putting all the focus and attention on it.  You douche bags are.  As far as I am concerned you can have it.  Save me the 40+ robo phone calls every Iowa Republican probably got this week petitioning them to come out, almost 2 years before an election, in support of candidates most people haven't heard of much less care about.

You pundit types make a big deal out of it, so the candidates have to, since the next election is all you ever want to talk about.

Iowa is a beautiful place, but national politics NEVER ENDS HERE.  As soon as one election ends, they start right in with TV ads, radio, and personal appearances angling for the next.  It sucks.

Posted by: CausticConservative at August 13, 2011 02:07 PM (gT3jF)

17
Hunstman is our John Edwards Bill Bradley.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:08 PM (/OSN/)

18 Ron Paul buses them in heavy. All they have to do is visit the other candidate's tents and get ballots from them free and then vote for Ron Paul.

His people will do that a lot.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:08 PM (M9Ie6)

19 What would y'all view as a surprise or shock result? Paul in 3rd spot?

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 02:08 PM (EPcuy)

20 Huntsman really is focusing on New Hampshire Who?

Posted by: New Hampshire at August 13, 2011 02:08 PM (FcR7P)

21
yes, Newt is a masterdebater, fer sher.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:09 PM (/OSN/)

22 Will we see Newt's picture with a flaming skull soon?

Posted by: Joke Biden at August 13, 2011 02:10 PM (hp2jB)

23

Four groups of states, four primary days.  Rotate the states groups' positions (first, second, third) every four years.

Enough of this Iowa and New Hampshire bullshit.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 02:10 PM (K2wpv)

24 $30? That's not bad. I'd have written in "Rick Perry's Left Nut" just to get that on the record.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 02:10 PM (FcR7P)

25
isn't a griffin a half-lion and half-minotaur?


Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:11 PM (/OSN/)

26 That said, I'd like to see Bachmann take this.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 13, 2011 06:08 PM (G/MYk)

I think the Paulbots will bomb the poll but Bachmann will actually win the State in Jan. I think T-Paw is going to do bad and since he has no support in NH or SC it is the end of the line for him.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:11 PM (M9Ie6)

27
Or is a griffin a half-eagle and half-centaur?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:11 PM (/OSN/)

28 OT: In the Levin link in the sidebar, Krauthammer says that the debt ceiling deal was not supposed to have done much because we've only won one election cycle.

What a load of crap, frankly. The Republicans could've achieved much more, but chose not to.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 02:12 PM (LD21B)

29 I am here. My prediction is: The story won't be who wins, but who gets the most write-ins. My prediction based on T-shirts is Perry, but it could be Palin. It won't be Romney.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:13 PM (KcPPc)

30 Or is a griffin a half-eagle and half-centaur? eagle and horse, I thought. Centaurs are already half-somethings.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 02:13 PM (FcR7P)

31 Thread below Griffin is his sons name the young lady would be his wife Meredith who if I may be so shallow is easy on the eyes.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 02:13 PM (Fw2Gg)

32 I don't understand how Ron Paul can win the straw poll if it costs money to vote. Doesn't that cut into his supporters' dope, Cheetos and comic book money?

I've been saving for four years for this. And borrowed a little from my mom.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at August 13, 2011 02:13 PM (sOXQX)

33 Bob Dole expects a strong finish in Iowa, just like every night with Libby.  For four hours.  And Bob Dole wouldn't lie!

Posted by: Bob Dole! at August 13, 2011 02:14 PM (s7mIC)

34

I'm a little sick of the entitled nature of the iowa republicans myself.

Why don't we move the first primary to a state that, you know, actually votes republican in the general election?

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:14 PM (DKV43)

35 a griffin is a gay dead talkshow host

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 02:14 PM (K2wpv)

36 Bachmann/Giant Batter-dipped Frankfurter 2012!!!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:14 PM (AZGON)

37 WTF is with Huckabee? Why is he pissing on Perry all the time, he's not even in the race...

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 02:14 PM (EPcuy)

38 I don't understand how Ron Paul can win the straw poll if it costs money to vote. Doesn't that cut into his supporters' dope, Cheetos and comic book money? Shoplifting is not merely a hobby.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:15 PM (AZGON)

39 39 WTF is with Huckabee? Why is he pissing on Perry all the time, he's not even in the race...   Because Rick Perry is a conservative  

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 02:16 PM (K2wpv)

40 The primary system in this country is all fucked up. Here's how it should be done:

Every Tuesday for 17 weeks, three states hold primaries. The states go in order from least electoral votes to most. Obscure candidates have time to build name recognition while buying time in inexpensive media markets. By the time the biggest, most important states roll around, only candidates with a realistic shot at winning are still around. 

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 13, 2011 02:16 PM (Cu1aF)

41 There was ZERO Huntsman or Gingrich presence. I eve saw stuff for Gary Johnson and two "who the hell are they?" candidates. Gingrich is delusional and Huntsman is likely to go 3rd party. At least, I think that was the Huntsman plan.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:17 PM (KcPPc)

42 Don't worry about Cain.  He's already got a book deal as I understand it and is pimping his supporters to sign himself a sweet media/TV gig.

Posted by: MapleSyrup at August 13, 2011 02:17 PM (inuXh)

43
Here's a crazy idea: Maybe the Republicans should embrace some of Ron Paul's policy positions since they resonate well with young people.




Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:18 PM (/OSN/)

44 best of the day at twitter From #rickperryfacts Yesterday Rick Perry watched the GOP Vice Presidential debates.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:18 PM (AZGON)

45

McCotter gave a break out speech at the Coliseum.

Coming in late with no recognition, if he comes out ahead of ANYONE he wins big.

Posted by: MapleSyrup at August 13, 2011 02:18 PM (inuXh)

46

Griffin/griffon/gryphon is half eagle, half lion

Hippogrif is half eagle, half horse

Don't any of the 'rons here have any D&D knowledge?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 13, 2011 02:18 PM (1zwZo)

47 Gingrich is delusional Yes, but he's Tiffany delusional.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:19 PM (AZGON)

48 38 Bachmann/Giant Batter-dipped Frankfurter 2012!!! Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 06:14 PM (AZGON) Joe wouldn't stand a chance in the debates.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 02:19 PM (uoAzW)

49 Don't any of the 'rons here have any D&D knowledge? You would be addressing the Ronulans, I believe.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:19 PM (AZGON)

50 33 Thread below Griffin is his sons name the young lady would be his wife Meredith who if I may be so shallow is easy on the eyes.

You look at my wife again that way and I'll strangle you myself... with my mind.

Posted by: Rick Perry! at August 13, 2011 02:20 PM (s7mIC)

51

Don't any of the 'rons here have any D&D knowledge?

Sadly, yes. Half the people here are geeks or lawyers. Or both.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:21 PM (/OSN/)

52 Griffin/griffon/gryphon is half eagle, half lion

This is correct.  And despite what Red Eye says, they kick ass.

Posted by: AD at August 13, 2011 02:21 PM (tZyw2)

53

Joe wouldn't stand a chance in the debates.

 

Doesn't matter.  Joe wet himself against Palin, and the media still said he won.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 02:21 PM (K2wpv)

54 Also baring a miracle, Rick Santorum I thought he could call miracles forth, with the radiance of his righteousness. Or maybe that was just a refreshment table with punch and Milano cookies.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:21 PM (AZGON)

55 Too late for me to get in?

Posted by: Gabes at August 13, 2011 02:21 PM (y06P3)

56 Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 06:16 PM (K2wpv) Progressives from both sides of the aisle hate, hate, hate strong conservatives.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 02:22 PM (uoAzW)

57

Don't worry about Cain.  He's already got a book deal as I understand it and is pimping his supporters to sign himself a sweet media/TV gig.

I kinda like Cain, I think he should take the name recognition he gained in this race and run for House, Senate or Gov in Georgia.

 

McCotter gave a break out speech at the Coliseum

 

He's an exceptional speaker and extremely intellegent. I wish more people knew who he wag.

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:22 PM (DKV43)

58 Also baring a miracle, Rick Santorum Gratuitous nudity makes the Santorum angry.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:23 PM (AZGON)

59
And despite what Red Eye says, they kick ass.

What's this? Red Eye already beat us to the 'griffin' thing?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:23 PM (/OSN/)

60 I can not effing wait to see the Obama/Perry debates. It will be EPIC.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 02:24 PM (EPcuy)

61 Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 06:21 PM (K2wpv) Sure, but I doubt Tina Fey has footlong corndog in her repetiorè.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 02:24 PM (uoAzW)

62 My prediction based on T-shirts is Perry, but it could be Palin. It won't be Romney.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 06:13 PM (KcPPc)

I'm calling Palin. If this was in Ohio, it would be Perry.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 02:24 PM (i1dgm)

63
Wouldn't a half-centaur half-eagle be cooler?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:24 PM (/OSN/)

64 Here's a crazy idea: Maybe the Republicans should embrace some of Ron Paul's policy positions since they resonate well with young people.

Which one: the let-Iran-have-nukes position, or the abolish-the-Fed position?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:24 PM (s7mIC)

65 but I doubt Tina Fey has footlong corndog in her repetoire I wouldn't mind seeing her... fit it in.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:25 PM (AZGON)

66 chemjeff: I think it's the free drugs for everyone position.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at August 13, 2011 02:25 PM (K2wpv)

67 Oh man, I could go for Perry/McCotter.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 02:25 PM (cVIY5)

68
the Where's Me Lucky Charms position


Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:25 PM (/OSN/)

69

I'm a little sick of the entitled nature of the iowa republicans myself.

Why don't we move the first primary to a state that, you know, actually votes republican in the general election?


Hey, we voted for a Republican (once in the last 6 elections, and then only barely)!

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:27 PM (s7mIC)

70

I'm calling Palin. If this was in Ohio, it would be Perry.

To bad PA doesn't even really get to vote in the primaries, by the time we vote it'll be between Ron Paul and the Republican Nominee.

Perry would do very well in the Pennsylvania "T" but I'm not sure how well he'll do in Allegheny County(pittsburgh) or Philadelphia county.  They tend to be Arlen Specter/Tom Ridge Republicans, which is to say moderates at best.

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:27 PM (DKV43)

71 oops, that was supposed to be from Iowa
sock/fail

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:27 PM (s7mIC)

72 progressoverpeace, Paul Ryan had a podcast (on iTunes) with Marco Rubio. It was about a week before the deal. Rubio said that the ratings agencies would downgrade with a debt deal and no handle on spending. It's short, maybe 15 min

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:27 PM (KcPPc)

73 Huntsman is such a cipher who knows whose votes he would siphon. Still, he hasn't the determination to go third party. This is merely an ego salve.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:27 PM (AZGON)

74 Griffin/griffon/gryphon is half eagle, half lion Shoot, I should know that. A book publisher of the same name used to have pictures of them on the inside page.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 02:28 PM (FcR7P)

75 Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 06:25 PM (cVIY5) But he was for card check before he denounced it! Actually, I'd love this ticket.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat is "concerned" at August 13, 2011 02:28 PM (uoAzW)

76 Ron Paul/The Des Moines LARPing Society 2012!!!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:29 PM (AZGON)

77
did you know that not only is Puttyhead Murray on the Super Duper Committee, she's the chairman for the Senate six?

I believe Jeb Hensarling is her House counterpart.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:29 PM (/OSN/)

78

Which one: the let-Iran-have-nukes position, or the abolish-the-Fed position?

Actually, I find many of his domestic policies to be very good. The only problem talks about them as though they are easy fixes, when they'd be damn near impossible to get through the house and senate.

There are such things as simple answers, but there are no easy answers.

Note, I think he's insane on foreign policy, but I wouldn't mind being back on the gold standard(or pegged to something of value), eliminating the department of education, and or auditing or abolishing the fed.

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:29 PM (DKV43)

79 not only is Puttyhead Murray on the Super Duper Committee, she's the chairman for the Senate six? Determined to fail.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:30 PM (AZGON)

80 I can not effing wait to see the Obama/Perry debates. It will be EPIC. Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 06:24 PM (EPcuy) Debates probably got called off today.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 02:30 PM (FcR7P)

81

Huntsman is such a cipher who knows whose votes he would siphon. Still, he hasn't the determination to go third party. This is merely an ego salve.

He could be like Anderson in 1980, a liberal Republican who ends up taking more democrat votes than republicans.

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:30 PM (DKV43)

82 I have come to the conclusion this is a rigged game.  The establishment repubs will give us Romney and Perry to choose from.  Now of course, I would choose Perry, but I don't think he or anyone is going to anything about the debt.  Kinda depressing.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 13, 2011 02:31 PM (4nfy2)

83 68 Wouldn't a half-centaur half-eagle be cooler? Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 06:24 PM (/OSN/) I read this as half-beagle. Yeah, I hit the Evan early.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat is at August 13, 2011 02:31 PM (uoAzW)

84 Perry would do very well in the Pennsylvania "T" but I'm not sure how well he'll do in Allegheny County(pittsburgh) or Philadelphia county.

If he goes to Philly, all he has to do is wear a Phillies cap (it's red, after all, and it even has his initial on it) and he's got it made. The Buccos and their fans are probably hopeless, though.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 02:31 PM (WMEii)

85 Here's a crazy idea: Maybe the Republicans should embrace some of Ron Paul's policy positions since they resonate well with young people.

According to Grassley who was just on Fox Ron Paul's economic views are shared by almost all the Republicans.

He did say that RP would have a lot of support if he modified his foreign policy.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:31 PM (M9Ie6)

86 abolish-the-Fed position

Teach me something. Is there any reason to keep the Fed around aside from the pain involved in transferring the printing presses back to Treasury where they belong?

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2011 02:32 PM (sOXQX)

87 They are about to issue the results now.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:32 PM (M9Ie6)

88 I don't think he or anyone is going to anything about the debt. What makes you say that?

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 02:32 PM (EPcuy)

89 Guam votes for Drew M, the voice of Guam!

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 13, 2011 02:32 PM (g5MrG)

90

God, you people are buncha whiney fags. Get a life and turn off the television and Internet and go outside.

Although you might want to tune in when Romney sees how many deep fried twinkies fit in his ass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2011 02:32 PM (AF1jB)

91 Now of course, I would choose Perry, but I don't think he or anyone is going to anything about the debt. Some of us think it is impossible to address this politically in any case. I do. DOOM waits for no man. Still, there is no point in heading for a cliff at 80 when you could do it at 60.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:33 PM (AZGON)

92 Slow Joe is going to retire to ease his cracked head. Republicans will need to debate the new vp Colin Powell

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 02:33 PM (Fw2Gg)

93

I read this as half-beagle.

A half-centaur half-beagle? I like it.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:34 PM (/OSN/)

94 Guam (glug glug) votes for Drew M, the voice (glug glug) of Guam! *island capsizes* FIFY

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:34 PM (AZGON)

95 What drives me nuts is people who act as if Iowa going first was ordained in the Book of Genesis or something.

As I heard Michael Barone say, "Thumbing through my copy of the Constitution, I can't find anywhere where it says that Iowa must vote first.... If [anyone] can find that requirement, please let me know."

Posted by: Monkey Glands at August 13, 2011 02:34 PM (Way+y)

96

So, to return to the thread, kinda. Who won Iowa in '08?

Who was teh Pubbie candidate for president?

Iowa means what, again?

FTR, I think Perry was right in ignoring Iowa. There are much bigger and more important fish to fry on his trek to the WH. Like Florida.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 02:35 PM (d0Tfm)

97 In 2008 I saw a debate where McCain and Romney were the main talkers but RP was schooling them. Until he went off on some batshit nuts tangent.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 02:35 PM (Fw2Gg)

98
According to Grassley who was just on Fox Ron Paul's economic views are shared by almost all the Republicans.

Then why are they keeping it a secret?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:35 PM (/OSN/)

99 Okay, morons. Anyone think Dick will replace Biden with another VP? That administration is so nutfucking buggered I can't tell what they might do.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:35 PM (AZGON)

100 What makes you say that?

Reality.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 13, 2011 02:36 PM (4nfy2)

101 Then why are they keeping it a secret?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 06:35 PM (/OSN/)

They are not keeping their economic policy secret.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:36 PM (M9Ie6)

102 You'll vote for a goddam Morman and you'll fucking like it or I'll jam a deep fried twinkie up your ass (my own rectum holds six twinkies!)!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 13, 2011 02:36 PM (AF1jB)

103
I would love to hear the better GOP candidates speak frankly about a) Obama's war against Libya and b) the Fed's tinkering with the economy.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:37 PM (/OSN/)

104 Anyone think Dick will replace Biden with another VP?

Who would willingly attach themselves to that sinking ship?

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 02:37 PM (cVIY5)

105 89: I've said before that Huntsman=Anderson. He is positioned to triangulate. Ultimately it didn't work for Anderson b/c Reagan was so friendly. It isn't working for Huntsman b/c nobody likes him. Vic, no announcement here and I'm in the arena.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:37 PM (KcPPc)

106

God, you people are buncha whiney fags. Get a life and turn off the television and Internet and go outside.

I've been out since 7. I just got in an hour ago. Cut me some slack. I need to bitch and whine for a minimum 2 hours a day. That's why I come here

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:38 PM (DKV43)

107 Still, there is no point in heading for a cliff at 80 when you could do it at 60.

or 79.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 13, 2011 02:38 PM (4nfy2)

108 It isn't working for Huntsman b/c nobody likes him. Which is why he won't bother with third party. No buzz no upside.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:38 PM (AZGON)

109 Okay, morons. Anyone think Dick will replace Biden with another VP? Obama will replace Biden with a bust of Obama on a Greek column.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 02:38 PM (FcR7P)

110
Vic, we just watched the Republicans shit the bed on the Budget CR and then on debt ceiling.


Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:39 PM (/OSN/)

111 Teach me something. Is there any reason to keep the Fed around aside from the pain involved in transferring the printing presses back to Treasury where they belong?

well, the justification that makes the most sense to me is to prevent hyperinflation.

making the political decision to turn on the printing presses is essentially a tax on all Americans that isn't subject to any vote in Congress.  and it's a lot easier for a political appointee like Geithner (or Paulson for that matter) to do it than someone like teh Bernank, because Bernank's authority comes from the Federal Reserve Act itself and is much less susceptible to the ordinary political pressures to just follow the president's agenda.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:39 PM (s7mIC)

112 @117 Quite!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:39 PM (AZGON)

113 George Orwell I posted unthread I think O will do exactly that. He cant run on his record and "Republicans are SCARY!" only goes so far. So he needs new hope and change. Not to mention someone who papers over his weaknesses. Colin Powell would be a game changer.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 02:39 PM (Fw2Gg)

114

The poll is a joke and I wouldn't be surprised to see the Ronulians buying it.  The Democrats have to run their false flag campaigns to divert attention from the real candidates.

 

Bachman, Romney will remain.  Newt will survive.  But Cain, Pawlenty, Santorium will proably going over their books.

 

Huntsman is about as popular as a case of dengue fever.

But the Iowa straw poll did reveal Wallace is on a tight rope and is reputation is on the linbe.  York comes across as someone hoping to be noticed by the Washington Post as its pet "conservative."

Perry's announcement makes no difference.  As soon as voters realize he is an amnesty candidate qand is weak on abortion, stem cell research and is just another big spender he's toast.  All the money will not buy them the Constitution when they have been silent while the GOP women have been in the front ranks fighting Obama.

 

So I doubt the results here have any import but the future isn't bright for the plastic men.

Posted by: Molon Labe at August 13, 2011 02:39 PM (g5MrG)

115

Okay, morons. Anyone think Dick will replace Biden with another VP?

no, it would reek of desperation.

When was the last time a President switched VP's for political reasons and not because they were about to be indicted, committed a crime, or died?

Posted by: Ben at August 13, 2011 02:39 PM (DKV43)

116 Meh. I'm stuck here because I'm waiting for much needed work to arrive by e-mail. And I've been waiting for hours. Sometimes self-employment sucks.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:40 PM (AZGON)

117 Here we go.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:40 PM (KcPPc)

118 It isn't working for Huntsman b/c nobody likes him.

actually I've noticed a few lefties making favorable remarks about Huntsman, particularly from the disillusioned Obamabots

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:40 PM (s7mIC)

119 Presidential primary's are one of the things I hate about living in NC.

It must be nice to live in those other states where people get a chance to choose who the Republican nominee will be.

Posted by: That's Mr Hobbit to you at August 13, 2011 02:40 PM (sbaXF)

120 They are not keeping their economic policy secret.

I agree!

Posted by: The Boehner Blank Check debt limit increase at August 13, 2011 02:40 PM (sOXQX)

121 @123 yeah, saw that and wanted to elicit others' reactions. Biden is old, and there are plenty of blindly ambitious Demotards out there. Including Powell.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:41 PM (AZGON)

122 Admit it.  You'd take the worst of them over Obama.  So would I.

Posted by: MarkD at August 13, 2011 02:41 PM (iYBP2)

123 As I heard Michael Barone say, "Thumbing through my copy of the Constitution, I can't find anywhere where it says that Iowa must vote first.... If [anyone] can find that requirement, please let me know."

Posted by: Monkey Glands at August 13, 2011 06:34 PM (Way+y)

We've had this discussion before. Iowa gets to have this because it's state law.

I repeat, it's state law.

Ohio should pass a law that ends Iowa straw polls. It carries as much weight as Iowa's bullshit.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (i1dgm)

124 Well at least Ron Paul didn't win.

Posted by: AD at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (tZyw2)

125 Straw Poll results

Bachmann - winner

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (M9Ie6)

126 Bachmann wins!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (AF1jB)

127 Slow Joe has a built in excuse with his exploding brain.

Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (Fw2Gg)

128 I still think Huntsman's campaign is about two thing: knee-capping Romney (whom he hates and envies) and vying for the VP spot. 

He will fail on both counts.  (Romney has done enough damage to himself and Huntsman brings nothing to bear as VP.) 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (5H6zj)

129 When was the last time a President switched VP's for political reasons and not because they were about to be indicted, committed a crime, or died? How about the "age and retirement" excuse?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (AZGON)

130 RP 2
t-paw 3
Santorum 4
Cain 5

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:42 PM (M9Ie6)

131 Uh oh. Prepare to be assaulted by hordes of Paulbots. They might overturn servers or set thumb drives on fire or something.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:43 PM (AZGON)

132
Mark Warner will replace Biden. Or Petraeus will.

If the Democrats were smart, they'd swap Biden for a hispanic. Because in 2016, they'll be a huge voting bloc.

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:43 PM (/OSN/)

133 The paulbots are growing wild in the stands

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:43 PM (M9Ie6)

134 Vic, I'm guessing RP is Pon Raul, NOT Rick Perry? 

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 02:43 PM (Zgfnd)

135 t-paw 3

Woohoo!  We're Number Three!  We're Number Three!

Posted by: Team T-Paw at August 13, 2011 02:43 PM (s7mIC)

136

actually I've noticed a few lefties making favorable remarks about Huntsman, particularly from the disillusioned Obamabots

And that alone is enough to dismiss him outright. They want a weak candidate for The Vapid One© in '012.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (d0Tfm)

137 Ron Paul nuts going crazy over they're ability to win straw polls but not elections

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (D6IZ4)

138 I wonder what the write-in votes for Palin and Perry were.

Posted by: J at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (LlC1G)

139 Admit it.  You'd take the worst of them over Obama

I'd take Charlie Browns bag of halloween rocks.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (4nfy2)

140 Congrats to Bachmann. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (5H6zj)

141 Bachmann's winning of the Ames straw poll has really only sealed the straw poll's irrelevance.  Seriously: Michele fucking Bachmann?  That's nearly as crazy a choice as Ron Paul.

Poor Tim Pawlenty.  The best actual candidate in theory, not working out so well in practice.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (hIWe1)

142 T-Paw was a distant 3rd.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:44 PM (M9Ie6)

143

Michele is going to celebrate by roasting some pagans over an open fire and eating their livers. Then she's going to pay a visit to the asshat who asked her the cheap shot question at the debate and string him up by his intestines.

Michele is a bad ass, you gotta admit it. I keep expecting to see Barry show up for a speech and then all of a sudden he starts trembling and shaking and then we see Michele Bachmann burst out of his body and take command of the podium.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (AF1jB)

144 ps - this is useless, it has no history of getting the nom right

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (D6IZ4)

145 111 You'll vote for a goddam Morman and you'll fucking like it or I'll jam a deep fried twinkie up your ass (my own rectum holds six twinkies!)! Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 13, 2011 06:36 PM (AF1jB) Thank you, but I'm more of a Scotch Egg fan. I'll pass.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat is at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (uoAzW)

146 The Paulbots consider second place to be a victory? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (5H6zj)

147 Welp, with Pawlenty out, I guess it's time to decide between Perry and Romney.

Posted by: J at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (LlC1G)

148
who put the Jeff B record on the turn table?

Posted by: soothsayer at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (/OSN/)

149 The KozKidz are creating Perry campaign bus decorations:  Little electric chairs for every scumbag that's met the Reaper under the Perry administration.

I thought they were on Obama's side.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (PcoXF)

150 I've been noticing that not a lot of people in this thread have been paying attention to us or talking about our fantastic organization.  We find this offensive.

Posted by: Iowa GOP at August 13, 2011 02:45 PM (iT/Iy)

151 Why does anyone give a flying fuck about what Iowa thinks or votes?  They should have less credibility than Generic State because everybody knows they're in the pocket of Big Corn.  So not only have they been bought, but they end up making candidates take positions that are bad for everybody but Big Corn.  And not only are they bad for everybody but Big Corn, but the rest of the country sees the candidates that pander as sell-outs.  I gotta say, I'm in lockstep with Algore on this one.

Iowa is bad for America.

Posted by: HitAndRun at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (mdhVr)

152 Any moment now Ronulans will show up declaring the Ames Straw Poll to be a paid shill of corporate Republican puppetmasters...

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (AZGON)

153 Rick Perry got more votes as a write-in than Romney got as an actual candidate on the ballot.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (hIWe1)

154 I wonder what the write-in votes for Palin and Perry were.

Posted by: J at August 13, 2011 06:44 PM (LlC1G)

 

That's what I'm waiting for.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (i1dgm)

155 Anyone have the write in numbers?

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (cVIY5)

156 Just came out- Perry got 718 votes, placing him in 6th (ahead of Romney).

Posted by: J at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (LlC1G)

157 Perry beats Romney. Lol

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (sOXQX)

158 160 - Bush won the straw poll.  Is that what you're talking about?

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (XIpSR)

159 712 write-in votes for Perry; a couple hundred more than Mittens.

Posted by: freemo at August 13, 2011 02:46 PM (Eokk4)

160

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 06:46 PM (hIWe1)

Rick Perry bitch

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:47 PM (D6IZ4)

161 When was the last time a President switched VP's for political reasons and not because they were about to be indicted, committed a crime, or died?

Check out FDR's VPs.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 13, 2011 02:47 PM (WMEii)

162 Kommi Kameron keep emphasizing that she only beat RP by a few hundred votes. The paulbots normally bomb every straw poll they can get in.

The fact that she still beat him tells a lot. She will win the caucus in Jan.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 02:47 PM (M9Ie6)

163 Bachmann's winning of the Ames straw poll has really only sealed the straw poll's irrelevance.  Seriously: Michele fucking Bachmann?  That's nearly as crazy a choice as Ron Paul.

Really?  I don't think so. 

She's too much of an ideologue for my taste - and I don't think she has the right background at present for the presidency - but I've been favorably impressed by her campaign thus far.  She's tried to stay positive and has performed well on the trail after some initial miscues. 

Not my candidate, but I actually have her higher than Palin on my list and I don't expect that to change. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 02:47 PM (5H6zj)

164 write-in votes for Perry; a couple hundred more than Mittens. while my corn-cob gently weeps...

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:48 PM (AZGON)

165 Rick Perry got more votes as a write-in than Romney got as an actual candidate on the ballot.

Seriously?  Oh, man...that's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Slublog at August 13, 2011 02:48 PM (/W5xe)

166 >>>Your tears are like nectar.

You're a MICHELE BACHMANN voter?  Seriously?  You'd admit to that in public?

Me, I'm getting on the Rick Perry bus.  I liked Pawlenty, but it ain't happening.  But how could anyone prefer Bachmann to Perry?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 02:48 PM (hIWe1)

167 Ouch McCotter only got 35.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 02:48 PM (cVIY5)

168

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at August 13, 2011 06:46 PM (XIpSR)

Romney won and didn't get the nom or even win the caucus

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:48 PM (D6IZ4)

169 Rick Santorum, dead man walking! No, just resurrected.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:48 PM (AZGON)

170 Damn, Bachmann, srsly?  Did anybody see that coming?  Of course, I am gleeful that RonPaul did not prevail but, Bachmann?  Weird . . .

Posted by: Peaches is perplexed at August 13, 2011 02:49 PM (PUN5M)

171 When was the last time a President switched VP's for political reasons and not because they were about to be indicted, committed a crime, or died?

Check out FDR's VPs.

-------

That wasn't political.  Each one tired out after 4 years of pushing his wheelchair around.

Posted by: Johnny at August 13, 2011 02:49 PM (iT/Iy)

172 Ouch McCotter only got 35. Too little, too late, too minor league for a pretty good guy. Too early for him this time.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:49 PM (AZGON)

173

Admit it.  You'd take the worst of them over Obama.  So would I.

Fudd/Sam '012! As in Elmer and Yosemite.

Bill the Dead Cat would also be viable. Which reminds me, where has he/she been lately? Handle change, mayhaps?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 02:49 PM (d0Tfm)

174

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 06:48 PM (hIWe1)

because she's a tea partier! fuck experience running a budget

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:49 PM (D6IZ4)

175 ErikW, the Chamber of Commerce in Hooker, OK had Hooker Horny Toad t-shirts for sale in the not-too-distant past. If you'd like contact information, I'll see about getting it for you. One of Hooker's sports rivals is Beaver. Both tiny towns are in the panhandle of OK. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 02:50 PM (Hic+o)

176 McCooter should run for Senate, God knows why he thought he could be President

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:50 PM (D6IZ4)

177 Bachmann 4823, Paul 4671, Pawlenty 2293, Santorum 1657, Cain 1456, Perry 718, Gingrich 385, Huntsman 69, McCotter 35, "Scattering" 162

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:50 PM (KcPPc)

178 Perry got 718 votes

And Palin?

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 02:50 PM (cVIY5)

179 "Scattering" beats Huntsman!!!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:50 PM (AZGON)

180 Who thinks I'd want to get my fingerprints on the train wreck known as the Obama Maladministration?

Posted by: Colin Powell, Opportunist, Not Idiot, Esq. at August 13, 2011 02:51 PM (hbAPu)

181

Not my candidate, but I actually have her higher than Palin on my list and I don't expect that to change. 

ditto for me, as where I don't think Palin could win I think Bachmann could at least be competitive I wish she'd turn down the cheerleading though and sound more like a candidate

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:51 PM (D6IZ4)

182 I feel about as worthless now as a dried up santorum stain on the floor.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at August 13, 2011 02:52 PM (nVLlM)

183 Okay.  To the Bachmann supporters out there.

Could you please explain how you think she can win the general election?  Because I will readily confess, I don't think she can win.  She seems to be on the ideologue end of the political spectrum, and she has not had executive experience either.  I don't know how that reassures a non-ideological voter that a vote for Bachmann would be a "safe" choice.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:52 PM (s7mIC)

184 >>>ditto for me, as where I don't think Palin could win I think Bachmann could at least be competitive I wish she'd turn down the cheerleading though and sound more like a candidate

I guess I'd agree with that assessment as well.  But that's mostly because I think Palin is well and truly radioactive, and Bachmann merely less so.  Both are certified losers. 

Perry unites the streams.  Looks like he's the one.  Let's hope he doesn't have skeletons in his closet, and can sell himself to the Midwest....because that's where the race is going to be won/lost.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 02:53 PM (hIWe1)

185 The straw poll feels like an irrelevancy to me. I've been so full of despair and depressed because of that stuttering clusterfuck of miserable failure (does that feel good to write). And I'd look at the declared candidates (prior to today) and just feel meh. But Perry's speech got me riled up. There's someone that I can get behind, work for, and donate to. I actually have hope now. What a change!

Posted by: freemo at August 13, 2011 02:53 PM (Eokk4)

186 187  W. Bush won the Ames Straw Poll in 1999.

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at August 13, 2011 02:53 PM (XIpSR)

187 It's a little odd that there were no Palin write-ins after she went there or is it that they only count declared candidates? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 02:53 PM (5H6zj)

188 Huntsman really is focusing on New Hampshire

Wait, Huntsman is still in the race? I thought people were kidding about him running.

Posted by: William Teach at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (Pq9u/)

189 Kerry, did you really just say that Perry is an establishment candidate?

Posted by: J at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (LlC1G)

190 "Scattering" 162

huh?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (s7mIC)

191 I don't understand the shock that Bachmann won the poll, she's been giving Iowa a lot of attention.

Not that the poll matters one iota.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (LD21B)

192 I like to hear myself speak.

Posted by: Newt at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (QcFbt)

193 39 WTF is with Huckabee? Why is he pissing on Perry all the time, he's not even in the race...

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 06:14 PM (EPcuy)

'Cause Perry wouldn't endorse him in '08 - went with Rudy instead.  Huckafatass is a serious grudge-holder and suffers from maximous assholiness.

Posted by: California Doomin' at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (8DdAv)

194 Tim Pawlenty spotted in downtown Des Moines with a gun and "acting crazy".

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (AF1jB)

195 Face it.... I don't give a shit about what 4500 Iowans say.  They should not have the power to pick the front runner.  Period.  The very fact that Ron fucking Paul got as many votes as he did is yet another indication that the Iowa straw poll is basically meaningless.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (jucos)

196

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 06:53 PM (hIWe1)

Perry is down 5-7 to Obama, impressive for a guy who had not at the time jumped in and been as well known as Obama

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:54 PM (D6IZ4)

197 Big winner: Perry and Paul. Paul is guaranteed 6 more weeks of press coverage.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 02:55 PM (KcPPc)

198 I guess all that corn-pandering in Iowa really worked well for Mitt.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:55 PM (AZGON)

199 They should not have the power to pick the front runner. Period. They didn't.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2011 02:55 PM (FcR7P)

200 Actually I spoke too soon: no idea whether Perry will beat Romney yet.  But I do think Romney can win the general election...I want Perry to convince me he can too, because I'd definitely prefer him.

Romney is a no-brainer for SecTreas under any GOP administration he doesn't actually lead.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 02:55 PM (hIWe1)

201

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at August 13, 2011 06:53 PM (XIpSR)

I know, and so did Romney

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:56 PM (D6IZ4)

202 It's a little odd that there were no Palin write-ins after she went there or is it that they only count declared candidates? 

No, they already mentioned Perry's total.

0 for Palin might be the story of the day.

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2011 02:56 PM (sOXQX)

203 Big winner: Perry and Paul. Paul is guaranteed 6 more weeks of press coverage. Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 06:55 PM (KcPPc) Ah Paul's irrelevant. If I am not mistaken he did well in Iowa last time didn't he? And he is still an isolationist and would cut defense almost as much as obama.

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 13, 2011 02:56 PM (7wmOW)

204 In related news, Mitt Romney had to change his underwear more often than usual today. 

Posted by: Peaches is perplexed at August 13, 2011 02:56 PM (PUN5M)

205 If Perry is in fact a RINO, the first new Cabinet Department he will establish will be the Department of Fabulous Coiffure.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 02:57 PM (AZGON)

206 Romney is a no-brainer for SecTreas under any GOP administration he doesn't actually lead.

It would be nice to have someone at Treasury who wasn't a Goldman Sachs stooge.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 02:57 PM (s7mIC)

207

btw I predicted Bachmann winning this, would have been interesting if Perry and/or Romney were involved in this

but again the Ames straw poll is useless

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 02:57 PM (D6IZ4)

208

Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 06:50 PM (Hic+o)

Yeah, I'm interested! Let me know what you find!

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 02:57 PM (i1dgm)

209 Bachmann's a representative with four years of experience.

The last representative who won the Presidency was Garfield in the 1880s, who had 18 years of experience, was the Chairman of the Military Affairs Committee and Appropriations Committee and a former Civil War General.

I'm sure she's a great person.  She has a great background.  Yes, she is an actual conservative.  However, there is no chance in hell that she wins the general election.

Posted by: AD at August 13, 2011 02:58 PM (tZyw2)

210 omnipotent Reverend Al Sharpton of the powerhouse MSNBC. Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 13, 2011 06:56 PM (Lt/Za) What an embarrasment. I guess OJ wasn't available when MSNBC was looking?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 13, 2011 02:58 PM (7wmOW)

211

I wonder what Iowahawk will have to say about this.

 

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 02:59 PM (i1dgm)

212 >>>I'm sure she's a great person.  She has a great background.  Yes, she is an actual conservative.  However, there is no chance in hell that she wins the general election.

Try and explain this to her supporters, see what you get back in terms of a reasoned response.

P.S. She's not a great person. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 02:59 PM (hIWe1)

213 P.S. She's not a great person. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 06:59 PM (hIWe1)

How so? Haven't seen any evidence of that.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 03:00 PM (LD21B)

214 Results, previous Iowa Straw Polls and the Iowa Caucuses the following year

The Results

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 03:00 PM (o2lIv)

215 If only Ron Paul would have waxed his legs....oh what could have been...

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 03:00 PM (WCm02)

216 there is no chance in hell that she wins the general election. Posted by: AD at August 13, 2011 06:58 PM (tZyw2) Yeah in general that is how I feel, but then again that is how I felt about this no talent, no experience, no good, no nothing skinny black kid from chicago 4 years ago?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 13, 2011 03:00 PM (7wmOW)

217 I just checked over at C4P to see if they had any info about her writeins. Wow, what a nasty bunch.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 03:00 PM (cVIY5)

218 >>>Yea I think Perry is the new Establishment flavor of the week.
The beltway boys Rove, Kraut, Kristol, all have been peeing themselves over Perry gettin in as they fear the Cuda will crush plastic man Romney.
Saracuda will win if she gets in!

Wait, you're a joke poster, right?  This is just a parody of a brain-dead Palin fan, yes?

Nobody who uses the term "Cuda" in a non-sarcastic way deserves to be taken seriously, you do realize?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:01 PM (hIWe1)

219

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit! at August 13, 2011 06:59 PM (tHnoW)

oh vey

a Palinista claiming Perry is some evil establishment RINO

so predictable

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:01 PM (D6IZ4)

220 @242
Yes, they are. 

Is that an official site, sanctioned by Palin's team? 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:01 PM (5H6zj)

221 It's no secret Rick Perry's dad invented the Iowa straw poll.  From Texas.  As a Democrat.  Just so Rick could pass it up and win the nomination anyway. 

Posted by: CurlyHairedNinjaPatriot at August 13, 2011 03:01 PM (8DdAv)

222 M80s, bringing the stats and facts. Always good.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:01 PM (AZGON)

223 Is the fact that Palin got zero votes significant?

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 03:02 PM (ym2cX)

224 "Saracuda will win if she gets in!" -------- And she knows it.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at August 13, 2011 03:02 PM (jeLTI)

225 I said in another thread that ron paul seems to be the perfect bland of alzhiemer's, bi-polar, and senile. His attitude about iran is fucking insane. I do like a few things he says, but not enough to touch him with a 10 foot pole

Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 03:02 PM (FMbng)

226

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 07:00 PM (o2lIv)

2-2, what a great showing/s

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:03 PM (D6IZ4)

227 What a waste of time!  A straw poll based on who?  This is why Republicans never accomplish anything.  Get rid of these people!  My God, I can't believe you people wasted all your efforts and comments on a state that has very little input to voters.  I guess you believe that sales/marketing in polls are what's it all about?  No wonder the Republicans never win in the national arena.

Posted by: hstad at August 13, 2011 03:03 PM (e0+7F)

228 >>>I just checked over at C4P to see if they had any info about her writeins. Wow, what a nasty bunch.

What are they saying?  Bitching about Bachmann?

I have to say, watching Palin fans and Bachmann fans attack one another is a bit like watching Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia go to war against each other...pretty tough to decide which side you want to win.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:03 PM (hIWe1)

229 Anywho, Congratulations Michele Bachmann! Good job!

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 03:03 PM (WCm02)

230 And the Iowa Straw Poll takes yet another step towards irrelevance.  Bachmann and Paul aren't going to be POTUS.  The two guys that have the best shot hardly got any votes at all.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 13, 2011 03:04 PM (uVlA4)

231 TPaw will not get out of the race. His sole purpose is to be the Mike Huckabee of this election cycle. He will consistently and relentlessly attack Michele Bachmann, which will clear the way for a rino. Conservatism and the country be damned. He hates Michele Bachmann and will spend millions of dollars and the next year slandering her.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 13, 2011 03:04 PM (QBQcg)

232

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 13, 2011 07:02 PM (G/MYk)

translation: i'm for Bachmann and no one else can change my mind about that, go team Bachmann!!!

that's cool but as a Perry guy, I can't wish you good luck-unless it's VS Obama

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:04 PM (D6IZ4)

233 No wonder the Republicans never win in the national arena.

Posted by: hstad at August 13, 2011 07:03 PM (e0+7F)

---

Please tell me this is a sock. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:05 PM (5H6zj)

234

a Palinista claiming Perry is some evil establishment RINO

so predictable

Well, we already had the Paulbot earlier and the Romneyguy yesterday, so we're due.


Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2011 03:05 PM (sOXQX)

235 Bachmann and Paul aren't going to be POTUS. Not even veeps.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:05 PM (AZGON)

236 >>>Is that an official site, sanctioned by Palin's team?

C4P is "unofficially official."  It's nominally independent of Palin, but in reality they have deep lines of communication into Palin's team and are basically one of her semi-controlled propaganda arms.  Pretty sure that Palin hired her #1 assistant (the deeply disturbing Rebecca Mansour) off of the site.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:05 PM (hIWe1)

237 13 I don't understand how Ron Paul can win the straw poll if it costs money to vote. Doesn't that cut into his supporters' dope, Cheetos and comic book money?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 06:02 PM (lGFXF)

Don't forget the porn.

Posted by: CurlyHairedNinjaPatriot at August 13, 2011 03:05 PM (8DdAv)

238

IMO, on the bright side, Bachmann winning this is proof that conservatism is starting to take hold. I don't think she can win the General, especially with Perry announcing today, but she does have a lot of things to contribute to the national conversation.

Now, I just hope SarahCuda doesn't decide to run. Y'all know I love her like a sister (and me being from Alabama, that really means something), but she's just too polarizing, thanks to the MFM. She's better off just playing the coy kingmaker and endorsing Perry later in the race.

Again, IMO. This shit is real. A. Dick has to be deposed as soon as possible for the sake of the nation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 03:06 PM (d0Tfm)

239 Binged c4p because I don't have it bookmarked and wanted to see what was nasty. First link was for Club Foreplay a swingers' online network. LOL.

Posted by: freemo at August 13, 2011 03:06 PM (Eokk4)

240 Yet another reason to vote for Perry.  The man knows irrelevant when he sees it.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at August 13, 2011 03:06 PM (uVlA4)

241 I think Bachmann supporters really need to give it the fuck up already.  I'm seeing her fangirls bashing Perry for being a RINO squish who is worse than McCain and that Bachmann will stomp him on the way to the Presidency.  Really?  Worse than McCain?

Fucking please.  The only thing Bachmann is going to stomp on is the dough she'll be kneading to bake us homemade apple pie after she loses the primary.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at August 13, 2011 03:06 PM (TCyyS)

242 254- +1000

Posted by: jjshaka at August 13, 2011 03:06 PM (hdMJ+)

243 Bitching about Bachmann?


They start out with "So, Rick Perry, 61,  has now officially broken his promise not to run for the presidency."


They call Bachmann "mini-me" and have equally "clever" insults for the rest of the Republican field. It's mostly just bitching about how little the straw poll means, but the cattiness factor is off the charts.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 03:06 PM (cVIY5)

244 """TPaw will not get out of the race. His sole purpose is to be the Mike Huckabee of this election cycle. He will consistently and relentlessly attack Michele Bachmann, which will clear the way for a rino.

Conservatism and the country be damned. He hates Michele Bachmann and will spend millions of dollars and the next year slandering her."""




I'm finding myself not liking this T-paw dude more and more. I never commented on him, but he just reminds me of a worm.

Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 03:07 PM (FMbng)

245 Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 07:05 PM (hIWe1)

That's what I thought. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:07 PM (5H6zj)

246 She seems to be on the ideologue end of the political spectrum,

Wut? She is Generic Republican.

And that's bad—partly because Generic Republicanism isn't an ideological (as in, consistent or explicable) position-set, and partly because she's...Generic. Like a TV character made of demographic stats and a Party platform.

She's fine, but...who cares? No hook.

(WTF, progress?)

It would be nice to have someone at Treasury who wasn't a Goldman Sachs stooge. Mitt Romney's top campaign contributor is...(world's shortest drumroll)...Goldman Sachs! At $300 grand and counting!

If you want a candidate they don't own, you're stuck with RAUN POL.

I'm sorry. Their country, their rules.

Posted by: oblig. at August 13, 2011 03:07 PM (xvZW9)

247 Pawlenty has pawlenty of reasons to bow out.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 03:07 PM (WCm02)

248 First sentence of the Ames Straw Poll post on C4P:  "So, Rick Perry, 61,  has now officially broken his promise not to run for the presidency."

They're such nasty little backbiting shits over there, aren't they?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:07 PM (hIWe1)

249 252 Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 07:00 PM (o2lIv)

2-2, what a great showing/s


Not exactly a reliable indicator, is it? Regardless, congratulations to Rep. Bachmann for proving the effectiveness of her campaigning and organization.


Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 03:07 PM (o2lIv)

250 First, give Bachmann credit for playing the game well and outpacing the nutcase Paul. Second, you can put money on the fact that Mrs Palin will end up as the next administration's Sec of Energy. She'll play her cards well until someone makes the best offer for her endorsement.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at August 13, 2011 03:08 PM (jeLTI)

251 Yeah in general that is how I feel, but then again that is how I felt about this no talent, no experience, no good, no nothing skinny black kid from chicago 4 years ago?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 13, 2011 07:00 PM (7wmOW)

Except that this dumbass skinny black kid was chosen and groomed to be where he is now by very wealthy and very bad people.

We're David vs. Goliath and I'm confident that we'll win.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:08 PM (i1dgm)

252 Gravitatas!

Posted by: teh Wind at August 13, 2011 03:08 PM (1kwr2)

253 My God, I can't believe you people wasted all your efforts and comments on a state that has very little input to voters.

Dude, it's a weekend. and there's no football thread.

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2011 03:09 PM (sOXQX)

254

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at August 13, 2011 07:08 PM (jeLTI)

i'd rather have no sec of energy at all

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:10 PM (D6IZ4)

255 no wonder republicans never win national elections.....


Really?

Posted by: Yip in Texas at August 13, 2011 03:10 PM (SyLEU)

256 >>>He hates Michele Bachmann and will spend millions of dollars and the next year slandering her.

If Pawlenty stays in the race solely for this purpose, he's doing a service to America, the conservative movement, and the Republican Party.  And it would be Perry he ends up helping in that scenario, not Romney (because he takes votes from Romney).  So is your argument that RICK PERRY is now somehow a RINO too?   If so, keep fucking that chicken!

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:10 PM (hIWe1)

257 Gravitatas -------- Ha!

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at August 13, 2011 03:10 PM (jeLTI)

258 They're such nasty little backbiting shits over there, aren't they?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 07:07 PM (hIWe1)

As opposed to your sweetness?

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 03:10 PM (X6akg)

259 Except that this dumbass skinny black kid was chosen and groomed to be where he is now by very wealthy and very bad people. We're David vs. Goliath and I'm confident that we'll win. Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 07:08 PM (i1dgm) Yeah but I didn't think the 52% were THAT dumb?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 13, 2011 03:10 PM (7wmOW)

260

Iowa, of course we should turn to them. I mean we do on everything else don't we.............................. oh, sorry.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:11 PM (Fb9Q0)

261

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 13, 2011 07:10 PM (G/MYk)

a 3rd party is support for Obama

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:11 PM (D6IZ4)

262

As opposed to your sweetness?

Posted by: Tami at August 13, 2011 07:10 PM (X6akg)

heh

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 03:12 PM (MtwBb)

263 Iowa voted for Al Gore for President, AL GORE!!!

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:12 PM (D6IZ4)

264 Palin got a handful of write-in votes, apparently.  And only a handful.  Fewer than 1% according to Dave Weigel. 

Damn, that's pretty fucking harsh.  I guess the Ames Straw Poll was good for at least one thing.

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:13 PM (hIWe1)

265 292 Iowa voted for Al Gore for President, AL GORE!!! ------------ It's that cornfed look!

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at August 13, 2011 03:13 PM (jeLTI)

266 >>>Works for me.  I'm just hoping that the GOP doesn't screw the primary up enough to draw a real third party run - which they might well do.

Would you support a third-party candidate?  If Michele Bachmann were running as the "Tea Party" candidate in the general election vs. Obama (Dem) and, say, Romney (GOP), would you vote Bachmann?

Just curious. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 03:14 PM (hIWe1)

267

Recipe for boring:

One can of cream of mushroom soup.

Simmer.

Serve while reading a blog about Iowa Straw Poll.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:14 PM (Fb9Q0)

268 yup

Posted by: Nickie Goomba at August 13, 2011 03:14 PM (jeLTI)

269 This stupid poll is only relevant because the media says it is.  Its crazy that people drop out or are encouraged to because of it.

But Bachmann and Paul were the expected winners.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 13, 2011 03:15 PM (4nfy2)

270 Scattering (162, 0.96 %) Includes all those receiving votes at less than one-percent that were not on the ballot. So Palin is in this mix, sharing under one percent.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:16 PM (AZGON)

271 I don't have a good feeling about Iowa. Supposedly the fucking chinese want to build some self contained city somewhere there, and they somehow think its a good idea. A state like that should be sliced off the map.

Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 03:16 PM (FMbng)

272 Yeah but I didn't think the 52% were THAT dumb?

Posted by: nevergiveup at August 13, 2011 07:10 PM (7wmOW)

I don't know. I don't think anybody knows.

I don't think Obama fooled them so much as they allowed themselves to be fooled. The media was/is the enabler of false hopes but I think that era has made the turn.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:17 PM (i1dgm)

273 C4P is comprised of a bunch of low functioning brain-dead hypersensitive ankle-biters.

They don't understand they hurt her more than they help.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 03:19 PM (KDiB0)

274 Thread smelling like old corn-cobs.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:19 PM (AZGON)

275 ""I think thats I Da Ho not I O WA.""



Oh shit thats right. My bad

Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 03:19 PM (FMbng)

276 "It's such a blessing to see you Iowa, thank you for taking time out of your day! Oh, gracious God, thank you so much!"

"Would you like fries with that?"

Posted by: Julio Osegueda at August 13, 2011 03:20 PM (WCm02)

277

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 13, 2011 07:19 PM (KDiB0)

like Hillbuzz?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:20 PM (D6IZ4)

278

Recipe for boring:

One can of cream of mushroom soup.

Simmer.

Serve while reading a blog about Iowa Straw Poll.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 07:14 PM (Fb9Q0)

You left out the can of water to dilute the concentrate.

What, are you trying to burn down your house?

That wouldn't be boring anymore!

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:20 PM (i1dgm)

279 Yep. Bachmann's been hitting Barry hard and was calling BS back when turkey neck McConnell and the rest of the butt boys was doing the old heel toe around King Barky lest the little emperor get upset by their mere presence.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 13, 2011 03:21 PM (AF1jB)

280

ErikW.

I like thick boring.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:21 PM (Fb9Q0)

281 First sentence of the Ames Straw Poll post on C4P:  "So, Rick Perry, 61,  has now officially broken his promise not to run for the presidency."
They're such nasty little backbiting shits over there, aren't they?

Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 07:07 PM (hIWe1)

Well ...didn't he say he wasn't going to run?

I have no problem with Perry changing his mind ...or someone pointing that out

Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 03:21 PM (AnTyA)

282

ErikW

http://tinyurl.com/3kp3hho

Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 03:22 PM (Hic+o)

283 Well, POP, I will confess that I am more interested in defeating Obama than in getting the 'perfect' conservative candidate in there.  So I am looking at the election from that POV.  I think that voters who are less ideologically committed to one side need to see that the person they vote for is a "safe" choice, and Bachmann doesn't project that image.  I mean, she hides in bushes to spy on a gay rights rally, for heaven's sake!  I think one thing that Obama had going for him in 2008 was that he was able (with the MBM's help, of course) to project an image that he would be a "calm" leader and so that's what fooled a lot of the squishy middle.  Bachmann (or anyone in the GOP) won't have the MBM's help so she's got to do that on her own.  Her temperament doesn't say "calm and collected", her temperament says "screechy ideologue".  That's my big problem.  IMO both Cain and Paul suffer from the same problem, BTW.

Anyway, that's why I'm not a Bachmann fan.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 03:22 PM (s7mIC)

284 Absolutely nobody in neighboring states ever said anything like, "Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly" while complaining about their driving,  but I've heard truck drivers complain about the gas tax, "I Ought-ta Went Around."

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 03:23 PM (PcoXF)

285 I attended with my Dad and wife, and I'm not surprised at the results.  The number of Ron Paul fans was insane, and there were several people with Pawlenty shirts and signs.  I didn't see many shirts on supporters of Bachman, but there was a huge line to get into her tent, so people must be interested.

Overall, quite a large turn out and kind of fun.

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 13, 2011 03:23 PM (D+b2C)

286

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 07:22 PM (s7mIC)

+1

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Rick Perry Bitches) at August 13, 2011 03:23 PM (D6IZ4)

287

Anyway, I like Palin and Bachmann and see no rivalry between the two.  Bachmann is my clear preference, but I'd take either.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 13, 2011 07:18 PM (G/MYk)


I'd take them together...IYKWIMAIITYD

Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 03:23 PM (AnTyA)

288 c4p comment thread is it just me or does this refer to a Hot Air poll? can the commenter really be this dense? To me the most important poll results released today was that Palin again won the HA straw poll again and widened her lead on Rick Perry and Bachmann again like the beginning of August only polled 8% of the vote.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:23 PM (AZGON)

289 Is this thread running on ethanol?

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:24 PM (Fb9Q0)

290 A state like that should be sliced off the map.

Posted by: Berserker at August 13, 2011 07:16 PM (FMbng)


Can't argue with that.


Posted by: A Bit Of Rick Perry Splooge On The Side Of The Mouth at August 13, 2011 03:24 PM (EL+OC)

291 No one's going to drop out before the Iowa caucuses, but several will drop out afterwards: Santorum, Cain, Johnson for sure. These three will be lucky to combine for 10% of the vote. At least one of Gingrich and T-Paw will drop out as well. Huntsman will drop out after he fails to finish in the top three in New Hampshire and both Gingrich and T-Paw will definitely be out by this point. What will force their hands is the same thing that forces all hands: money. Donations will dry up because none of the above will be credible contenders.

At this point going into SC and Florida we will be left with Romney, Perry, Bachmann, and Paul, with Romney and Perry the frontrunners. Paul won't drop out because his cultish followers will continue funding him. This leaves Bachmann, who I believe could be the spoiler. The issue will be who does she harm more, Romney or Perry, and what influence she will want to have on the race. This will go at the very least until Super Tuesday and possible later.

One very positive impact that I think Perry will have on this race is that it will force Romney to actually work for this instead of simply being ordained as the candidate.

Posted by: King Putt at August 13, 2011 03:25 PM (bftak)

292 Is this thread running on ethanol? The heady fumes of Rick Perry's pomade.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:25 PM (AZGON)

293 IOWA - Idiots Out Walking Around.

Has that already been used?  Apologies if so.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 03:25 PM (c0A3e)

294 Can someone explain? This is just  a poll, correct? the actual caucus is not until next year, so why this even relevant? (other than PR purposes), especially since I've read that many times the person who wins this poll doesn't win the actual caucus.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 03:25 PM (ACkhT)

295 Overall, quite a large turn out and kind of fun.

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 13, 2011 07:23 PM (D+b2C)

good for you, it looked like fun. Nothing better than face to face politics. as far as politics goes.

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 03:26 PM (MtwBb)

296

Gravitatas!

 

...and the wind, it whispers,'Boobehs'.

Posted by: Zombie Hendrix at August 13, 2011 03:26 PM (xVEHz)

297 I have no problem with Perry changing his mind ...or someone pointing that out


There's a difference between pointing it out, and being a total bitch about it. C4P definitely falls into the latter category.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 03:27 PM (cVIY5)

298 Romney wouldn't cause a third party.

According to Rasmussen he certainly could. The head of one of the Tea Party groups said that if they ran a squish they would run a 3rd Party candidate and Rasmussen said 18% of the normal Republican voters would go with the Tea Party candidate.

It will not be Palin though as she is a Party regular and will support the party.

So all you Romneybots better keep that in mind. He truly is the unelectable candidate. Not only will he lose all the Southern red States but he will cause a 3rd party run as well.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 03:27 PM (M9Ie6)

299 "Me, I'm getting on the Rick Perry bus.  I liked Pawlenty, but it ain't happening.  But how could anyone prefer Bachmann to Perry?"

 I would prefer any of the other GOP candidates to Perry, except for Huntsman, since he's an open borders Hispanderer too.

Posted by: Jon at August 13, 2011 03:27 PM (Cu7Ii)

300 Sorry, but Bachmann? I know no one who supports her, dems & independents I know support Palin over Bachmann, and Perry over Palin. 

Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 03:27 PM (ACkhT)

301

I like thick boring.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 07:21 PM (Fb9Q0)

Personal tastes may vary!

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:28 PM (i1dgm)

302

OT: "Barry" may be in more trouble than we think.

http://tinyurl.com/3fc396t

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 13, 2011 03:28 PM (YKK68)

303 What goes good with boring.... Iowa shiraz red or grassland vineyard 86?

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:29 PM (Fb9Q0)

304 Has that already been used?  Apologies if so.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:25 PM (c0A3e)


Nope, nobody's said anything like that.  (heh)

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 03:29 PM (PcoXF)

305 What goes good with boring.... Iowa shiraz red or grassland vineyard 86? White corn liquor.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:30 PM (AZGON)

306 So all you Romneybots better keep that in mind. He truly is the unelectable candidate. Not only will he lose all the Southern red States but he will cause a 3rd party run as well.

What is so terribly wrong with the idea of being in favor of Romney for his superb managerial experience (which, even you have to admit, is a lot better than any of the other candidates), and also in favor of a solid conservative Congress to keep his more RINO-ish tendences in check?

I'm not saying I am in favor of Romney at this point.  But I do kinda think he is the inevitable candidate.  I'm just preparing myself for the post-hoc rationalizations.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 03:30 PM (s7mIC)

307 Never thought a thread would turn me on to bird watching.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:30 PM (Fb9Q0)

308 334 Sorry, but Bachmann? I know no one who supports her, dems & independents I know support Palin over Bachmann, and Perry over Palin

I know a couple of folks who seem to be favoring Bachmann, but I'm in Utah.  Very conservative here. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:30 PM (5H6zj)

309 so less than 20,000 Iowa voters and Iowa itself has 3 million voters, I still don't get why this poll is that significant? and people have to pay?  I've never missed a vote at state or federal level, but no matter how strongly I felt about a candidate, no way would I pay $$ to vote.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 03:30 PM (ACkhT)

310 He's an open borders Hispanderer too.


 When did Tom Tancredo start posting on Ace?

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 03:30 PM (cVIY5)

311  I would prefer any of the other GOP candidates to Perry, except for Huntsman, since he's an open borders Hispanderer too. Posted by: Jon at August 13, 2011 07:27 PM (Cu7Ii)

You're not fooling anyone. Shove off....you're not welcome in these parts.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 03:31 PM (WCm02)

312

Posted by: Marybel at August 13, 2011 07:22 PM (Hic+o)

Thanks, I want the horny toad batting! I love shirts like those!

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:31 PM (i1dgm)

313 Absolutely nobody in neighboring states ever said anything like, "Idiots Out Wandering Aimlessly" while complaining about their driving,  but I've heard truck drivers complain about the gas tax, "I Ought-ta Went Around."

If it's Sunday, they drive across the border to get a six-pack from Nebraska or South Dakota.
Otherwise, they have to go to the state sanctioned liquor outlet.

Very conservative state.  Not.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 03:31 PM (Qxe/p)

314 I see hope on this thread.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 03:31 PM (Fb9Q0)

315 What's Romney's strategy here? Skip the Straw Poll, do well in NH (which will be ignored) and then win in SC?

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 03:31 PM (EPcuy)

316 I still don't get why this poll is that significant?

Let me tell you why.

Posted by: Iowa Republican Party Treasurer at August 13, 2011 03:32 PM (s7mIC)

317 I'm not saying I am in favor of Romney at this point.  But I do kinda think he is the inevitable candidate.

Why inevitable, chemjeff?

I'm a pragmatist at heart, but I think Perry will win (primary and general). 

I would vote for Romney, but not enthusiastically.  However, I'd be fine with him for VP. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:32 PM (5H6zj)

318 So Bachmann gives away 6000 tickets and only 4823 show up?
Buys 6000 votes and only wins by 152?
Earlier it was the Corn Dog stupidity.
Before that, stupid gaffes that could have been avoided by Googling something.
Who the fuck is running her campaign?
John McCain?

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 13, 2011 03:33 PM (lpWVn)

319 350 I see hope on this thread.

Hope is for the weak...

(I know what you mean, but there's a scene in GoW3 where Kratos is walking with Pandora and when Pandora starts talking about "hope", the famous hero belts out that line.)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 03:33 PM (c0A3e)

320 1) Tpaw will not get out until the after real Iowa caucus.  He came in 2nd among sane candidates , doesn't have a gig to fall back on, and needs to demonstrate that he is the pick for VP
2) Cain WILL get out because HE said he needed to be third (among sane candidates) to bother staying in.  Timing will be dependent on when the book tour  is ready to start
3) Huntsman will NOT go third party, unless Soros funds it.  He doesn't have enough conviction to put his money into his own campaign now.  Negotiations for Dept of Commerce or similar position with Perry / Mittens begin Monday
4) Santorum will fly from Iowa  directly to Texas to negotiate with Perry
5) Gary Johnson is currently working Mitten's knob
6) McCotter stays in because it doesn't cost him anything by being in.

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, B!tch at August 13, 2011 03:33 PM (T3vCe)

321 What is so terribly wrong with the idea of being in favor of Romney for his superb managerial experience (which, even you have to admit, is a lot better than any of the other candidates), and also in favor of a solid conservative Congress to keep his more RINO-ish tendences in check?

I think his "management experience" is a lot of hype. No more RINOs and he is a sure loser as I said. The South will not vote for a liberal NE gun grabber. So yes, that lets out Rudy as well.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 03:33 PM (M9Ie6)

322 357, Amen Vic.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 03:34 PM (ZDUD4)

323 well, I don't want Bachmann as the repub nominee, although I would 100% vote for her if she is over the manchild that's there currently.  I prefer Rick Perry as the repub nominee, but I do think Bachmann would make a much better speaker of the house than Boehner.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EXdem at August 13, 2011 03:34 PM (ACkhT)

324 Posted by: Jeff B. at August 13, 2011 07:10 PM (hIWe1) Didn't you just get finished calling others "back-biting nasty little shits"? Mirror, don't look in one.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at August 13, 2011 03:34 PM (QBQcg)

325 357 Amen to all that

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 13, 2011 03:35 PM (lpWVn)

326 What's Romney's strategy here? Skip the Straw Poll, do well in NH (which will be ignored) and then win in SC?

He won't win SC as Perry is almost certainly a shoo-in. It's possible Romney could finish 3rd depending on how strong Bachmann appears to be at that point.

My guess is Romney will skip SC just like he did last time and head straight for Florida.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 13, 2011 03:36 PM (bftak)

327 Skip the Straw Poll, do well in NH (which will be ignored) and then win in SC?

He is pretty much skipping SC as well. He will win in NH and then it is on to FL. Its the Rudy strategy that worked so well in 2008.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 03:36 PM (M9Ie6)

328 So I popped over to Hillbuzz and I gather they're still all in for Palin. 

They also had a Perry post drooling over his college photos.

I think we've identified the origins of any Perry is gay rumors that pop up. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:36 PM (5H6zj)

329 So what happens next, fellas?

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 03:36 PM (ym2cX)

330 Hillbuzz? Pop up? hehehehehehehehe

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 03:37 PM (ZDUD4)

331 @366
Well, I'm going to have to get up and make the man a sammich pretty soon. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:37 PM (5H6zj)

332 366 The sun will set.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 13, 2011 03:37 PM (lpWVn)

333 Man, do I miss a football thread... so:   Female Officials Coming Soon To NFL

http://tinyurl.com/3nhqd5m

Intellectually I have no problem with it, but wait until a female umpire dies after being run over by a running back or a closing linebacker

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 13, 2011 03:38 PM (AxHOT)

334 Never thought a thread would turn me on to bird watching.

Posted by: journolist at August 13, 2011 07:30 PM (Fb9Q0)

 

Since you went way off topic, I'll briefly enjoin it.

I saw a bald eagle at work a few weeks ago. It was about 500 feet up and circling.

Pretty fucking sweet!

I hope it wasn't waiting for me to keel over.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:38 PM (i1dgm)

335 I wonder if Ace got that Perry interview?

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 03:38 PM (cVIY5)

336 I don't bother reading horse race stories, but reading the comments for this post makes me think of a couple of points.

In many ways the Ames poll is not an honest one.
1)You can bus in supporters.
2)Delegates can give away voting authorization cards.
3)Delegate supporters (the voters) can lie and steel.

And that leads me to believe that Ames is a clever measure of a combination of political drivers.  Money, strategy, level of genuine support, ability to get out the vote (at different levels of financial commitment) and probably some factors I haven't thought of.

It has its uses as a measure of factors that relate to campaign abilities as opposed factors that relate to the rationality of any given policy position.



Posted by: Jack at August 13, 2011 03:38 PM (8IAHO)

337 334 Sorry, but Bachmann? I know no one who supports her...

How is the weather on Uranus?

Posted by: A Bit Of Rick Perry Splooge On The Side Of The Mouth at August 13, 2011 03:38 PM (EL+OC)

338 Very conservative state.  Not.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 07:31 PM (Qxe/p)


Lived there (all three places). Same goes for OK - but while there, the state store was closer to the house at the time.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 03:38 PM (PcoXF)

339 368
Michele Bachmann winning in Iowa has absolutely no significance in the overall plan of seizing the White House.

You can't say it's not historic though, right?

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 03:39 PM (WCm02)

340 373 I wonder if Ace got that Perry interview?

Yes I did and it was fantastic!

Posted by: A Bit Of Rick Perry Splooge On The Side Of The Mouth at August 13, 2011 03:39 PM (EL+OC)

341 366 So what happens next, fellas?

Chaos, .

#369  Well, I'm going to have to get up and make the man a sammich pretty soon.

Men can make their own sammichs, ya know.  You're not being faithful to the sisterhood! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 03:39 PM (c0A3e)

342

Chemjeff, Perry just blew a big hole in everybody else's campaign today.

Romney just became an also ran. He's in danger, brought on by himself and his MassCare bill. The GOP establishment thought it was "his turn," alá Juan McLame. No such shit of that kind will be tolerated this time around.

They are becoming increasingly irrelevant thanks to the Tea Party, who will soon control the Republican party through a hostile takeover at the local level. People are bypassing them and sending money directly to their candidate, which I think is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 03:40 PM (d0Tfm)

343

I saw a bald eagle at work a few weeks ago. It was about 500 feet up and circling.

Pretty fucking sweet!

---

Coolio.  I've seen a few here in Utah.  It's always amazing. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:40 PM (5H6zj)

344 I saw a bald eagle at work a few weeks ago.
It was about 500 feet up and circling.
Pretty fucking sweet!I hope it wasn't waiting for me to keel over
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 07:38 PM (i1dgm)

It was probably stalking somebodies Chihuahua.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at August 13, 2011 03:40 PM (lpWVn)

345 Men can make their own sammichs, ya know.  You're not being faithful to the sisterhood!

I prefer to have my man conserve his strength for other activities. 

I told him about CoolCzech and the ceiling.  He considers it a personal challenge. 

And we have a vaulted ceiling in our bedroom.

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:41 PM (5H6zj)

346 366, After todays threads and some of the new knowledge I have gained I had a thought. I think Palin was going to run. I believe she thought Perry wasn't. Now that Perry is in I don't think she will. This leaves Bachmann as the T-party Candidate, Perry as the Conservative GOP candidate and Romney as the MSM selected rino.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 03:43 PM (ZDUD4)

347 I saw a bald eagle at work a few weeks ago. It was about 500 feet up and circling.

We live near Seattle and we have two Bald Eagles living across the street from us. George and Martha...get it? George/Martha Washington.

I crack myself up.

Needless to say, our little Kitty hasn't been outside for about 8 months.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 03:43 PM (EL+OC)

348 Intellectually I have no problem with it, but wait until a female umpire dies after being run over by a running back or a closing linebacker

that's okay, they're only going to hire bull dykes
so it will be a close call to see who will be hurt more, the linebacker or the ref

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 03:43 PM (s7mIC)

349 HA... its raining in Texas! .. on the day Perry announces.
hahaha  Thank you God!


Where?  Not here.

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 03:43 PM (J4Pnx)

350 According to Ron Paul's internal polling, FRUITBAT !bananagurm! Bleeeargh Gold standard bongresin gold Bilderberg Fed!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 03:43 PM (lGFXF)

351 Why inevitable, chemjeff?

Because Republicans tend to pick the "next in line" candidate.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 03:44 PM (s7mIC)

352 told him about CoolCzech and the ceiling.  He considers it a personal challenge. 

And we have a vaulted ceiling in our bedroom.

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:41 PM (5H6zj)

Hussy!

Posted by: Your Grandmother at August 13, 2011 03:44 PM (AxHOT)

353 It's gonna boil down to Romney v. Perry.  After that, Perry is gonna kick himself some Skinny Ass.

Posted by: texexec at August 13, 2011 03:44 PM (YUUv/)

354 (I know what you mean, but there's a scene in GoW3 where Kratos is walking with Pandora and when Pandora starts talking about "hope", the famous hero belts out that line.) Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:33 PM (c0A3e) And then he bones Pandora. Well, if you're able to hit the correct buttons in order...

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 03:45 PM (uoAzW)

355 Intellectually I have no problem with it, but wait until a female umpire dies after being run over by a running back or a closing linebacker

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 13, 2011 07:38 PM (AxHOT)

Nah, the ladies will be fine. I'm guessing they're athletic if they've been doing this for awhile already.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:45 PM (i1dgm)

356 If it's Sunday, they drive across the border to get a six-pack from Nebraska or South Dakota.
Otherwise, they have to go to the state sanctioned liquor outlet.

Very conservative state. Not.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 07:31 PM (Qxe/p)

 

  You're living in the past, amigo.  Iowa got rid of all their state-owned liquor stores in the spring of 1987.  I remember, because I was a freshman at Iowa State then, and we bought a whole carload of leftover wine when the store in West Ames got down to 70% off.  It cost us about $200 and we stayed drunk for......OK, we drank it all in a week.  But we were all borderline alkies at the time, so it WAS a sweet deal.

  And to summarize Iowa's role in the process, let me say this:  Iowa isn't about picking winners.  It's about being the Republican Party's Nelson Muntz:  We point at the losers and say HAAA HAAAAAAAA.  If you don't at least compete in Iowa, you lose the nomination. 

  Unless it's a weird year where a bunch of other douchebag states open their primaries to "independents" & Dems, then you get McCain as your nominee......and we all remember how THAT worked out.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at August 13, 2011 03:45 PM (/MEFr)

357 Where?  Not here.

My friend outside of Dallas mentioned rain today.

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 03:45 PM (5H6zj)

358 Ya know, I don't really notice any signs of a civil war brewing now that Perry's officially in. I think that's a good sign. Of course, there will always be idiots but there's no sign of a COD war-between-conservatives going on. Pretty cool, IMO

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 03:45 PM (EPcuy)

359 According to Ron Paul's internal polling, FRUITBAT !bananagurm! Bleeeargh Gold standard bongresin gold Bilderberg Fed! This is the single most cogent political observation made since the founding of the Republic.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:46 PM (AZGON)

360 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 13, 2011 07:40 PM (d0Tfm)

Hey, buddy!  Haven't seen you in dogs years, how've you been keeping?

Posted by: Peaches is perplexed at August 13, 2011 03:46 PM (PUN5M)

361 I'd definitely vote for a Bachman/Paul ticket, or a Paul/Backman ticket.

Posted by: Texan Economist at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (TC/9F)

362 1) Tpaw will not get out until the after real Iowa caucus.  He came in 2nd 1st among sane candidates

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (s7mIC)

363 Yes.  I made it rain in Dallas.  And I turned the temperature down to 90.

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, B!tch at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (T3vCe)

364 Romney is still polling off of name recognition. That is about to change.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (M9Ie6)

365  After todays threads and some of the new knowledge I have gained I had a thought.

I think Palin was going to run. I believe she thought Perry wasn't. Now that Perry is in I don't think she will.

This leaves Bachmann as the T-party Candidate, Perry as the Conservative GOP candidate and Romney as the MSM selected rino.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 07:43 PM (ZDUD4)

 

If Perry keeps talking about marginalizing the influence of Washington on the rest of the country, I wouldn't be so quick to discount his appeal to the Tea Party voters.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (/MEFr)

366 384 366, After todays threads and some of the new knowledge I have gained I had a thought.

I think Palin was going to run. I believe she thought Perry wasn't. Now that Perry is in I don't think she will.

This leaves Bachmann as the T-party Candidate, Perry as the Conservative GOP candidate and Romney as the MSM selected rino.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 07:43 PM (ZDUD4)

I think Palin was blindsided by Bachmann's announcement to run, and that that really threw a wrench into her (Palin's) plans also.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (WCm02)

367 The liquor laws in Iowa are practically libertarian compared to PA. Look for Bachmann to start bashing Perry. Perry won't pick her as VP but Mitt might.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 03:47 PM (wuc0V)

368

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 07:47 PM (s7mIC)

I can neither confirm or deny that statement

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, B!tch at August 13, 2011 03:48 PM (T3vCe)

369 And then he bones Pandora. Well, if you're able to hit the correct buttons in order...

Nooo!!  You're thinking of the sex mini-game with Aphrodite...

Which I didn't do because my prowess with the GoW controls is awesome and I didn't need the experience orbs provided by Aphrodite to proceed with the game..

/And if you believe that...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 03:48 PM (c0A3e)

370 Hey Russ, haven't seen you around these parts lately, how ya doin'

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 03:48 PM (s7mIC)

371 I keep forgetting that Russ is a Cyclone. 

Let me know if you want to engage in trash talk for 9/10/11.

We're at your place that day.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 13, 2011 03:49 PM (cjGZv)

372

Coolio.  I've seen a few here in Utah.  It's always amazing. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 07:40 PM (5H6zj)

There's a couple nests near a reservoir about 10 miles to the north but they sometimes hunt near the course, according the DNR website.

Badass!

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 03:49 PM (i1dgm)

373 Fox just said it was raining in Texas. Then mentioned how Perry asked for people to pray for rain.

Heh. Fox does know that Texas has over a quarter million square miles, right?

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 03:49 PM (J4Pnx)

374 Ya know, I once smoked some weed in Iowa...if that actually means anything...

Posted by: Gary Johnson at August 13, 2011 03:49 PM (n/ok1)

375 408 The liquor laws in Iowa are practically libertarian compared to PA.

ahem


I have to go to a friggin' liquor store to get a bottle of vermouth for cooking.  And they're closing the two closest ones for budget reasons.  The closest one will be 15 miles away.

Posted by: Y-not in Utah at August 13, 2011 03:49 PM (5H6zj)

376 Perry won't pick [Bachmann] as VP but Mitt might. Talk about an odd couple!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:49 PM (AZGON)

377 Romney is still polling off of name recognition. That is about to change.

Indeed.  Won't stop him from spending millions in a fruitless attempt to win though.  Which is fine with me.  Local media markets can use the cash.

Posted by: Slublog at August 13, 2011 03:50 PM (/W5xe)

378 So Michele Bachmann bought herself the prom queen tiara for only 180 large. Meh.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 13, 2011 03:50 PM (lGFXF)

379 He is pretty much skipping SC as well. He will win in NH and then it is on to FL. Its the Rudy strategy that worked so well in 2008.

My guess too. Florida will be make or break for Mittens and he'll have to win Florida to make it to Super Tuesday. If he loses Florida he's done.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 13, 2011 03:51 PM (bftak)

380 I'm starting to wonder about a Perry/Pawlenty ticket....

Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 03:51 PM (J4Pnx)

381 406, Alright Russ, I'll give you that. However, Perry, unlike Bachmann, has a voting record and not all of those votes will be considered T-Party like. It doesn't make him bad, it just means he has been at it for a long time. In the end Governing is a hell of a lot different than Talking about Governing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 03:51 PM (ZDUD4)

382 Brace yourselves, everyone, for this line of attack on Perry:

What is the drag on Governor Perry?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 03:51 PM (c0A3e)

383 415 Ya know, I once smoked some weed in Iowa...if that actually means anything...

Posted by: Gary Johnson at August 13, 2011 07:49 PM (n/ok1)


Yeah and next time pay up, bitch!

Posted by: Gary Johnson's stiffed Iowa weed dealer at August 13, 2011 03:51 PM (s7mIC)

384 395 387 Fox just said it was raining in Texas. Then mentioned how Perry asked for people to pray for rain.

Thankfully, it rained in DFW and is storming in West Texas.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 03:51 PM (o2lIv)

385 The liquor laws in Iowa are practically libertarian compared to PA.

Well, PA has a Republican governmental trifecta, so let's see if Corbett and crew have the balls to finally drive a stake through the heart of this archaic Dem patronage factory

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 13, 2011 03:52 PM (AxHOT)

386 $30 X 6000 free tickets = $180,000 + space rental fees I went to the Ames Straw Poll and all I got was a mouthful of tumescent Iowa sausage!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 13, 2011 03:52 PM (AZGON)

387 You're living in the past, amigo.  Iowa got rid of all their state-owned liquor stores in the spring of 1987.  I remember, because I was a freshman at Iowa State then, and we bought a whole carload of leftover wine when the store in West Ames got down to 70% off.  It cost us about $200 and we stayed drunk for......OK, we drank it all in a week.  But we were all borderline alkies at the time, so it WAS a sweet deal.

That's good to hear.
I went to Iowa State (physics/chem major) 1966-1967.
Majored in partying (Phi Kappa Tau fraternity), so Uncle Sam decided I'd be better off in the Military.

Got a degree from Western Iowa Tech (2-year, Electronics Engineering) in 1974.  A 2 year degree was actually worth something back then.

As I look back on things, partying was fun, and Uncle Sam was right (aptitude testing).  I'm good at what I do.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 03:53 PM (Qxe/p)

388 Fox just said it was raining in Texas

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 07:51 PM (o2lIv)

I miss Stevie Ray....

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 13, 2011 03:53 PM (AxHOT)

389 What I think is that Palin is just riding the wave.  She is having a hell of an impact.

Posted by: Jack at August 13, 2011 03:54 PM (8IAHO)

390 410 And then he bones Pandora. Well, if you're able to hit the correct buttons in order... Nooo!!  You're thinking of the sex mini-game with Aphrodite... Which I didn't do because my prowess with the GoW controls is awesome and I didn't need the experience orbs provided by Aphrodite to proceed with the game.. /And if you believe that... Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:48 PM (c0A3e) Good grief, I knew that as soon as I sent it too. Still, I suspect you played Aphrodite like a fiddle a few hundred times. The spectators in that scene are worth the time spent to get there.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 13, 2011 03:55 PM (uoAzW)

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 03:56 PM (EPcuy)

392 I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Bachmann.

Sacred honor compels me to admit that I did.

Posted by: Will Folks, All-American gigolo at August 13, 2011 03:56 PM (bftak)

393 415 Ya know, I once smoked some weed in Iowa...if that actually means anything...

Governor Johnson, do ya know who made the All-Conference Big Ten Bong Team during his time at the University of Iowa?

(pointing at self with both thumbs)

Get back to me when you've smoked a bale whilst finishing your BA and BFA inside o' four (4) years.  Granted, neither curriculum was very strenuous.

But still.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 13, 2011 03:56 PM (cjGZv)

394 "My wife went to get her new ID document this morning and just came back empty handed. The new identification document is necessary for voting in the next elections and there are some places around the city where they supposedly deliver the ID the same day, but after waiting in line for a couple of hours a person informed her that they had ran out of numbers for “her type” of ID. “What do you mean my type of ID?” my wife asked. “We have IDs, but only for those that are without documentation”. Those without documentations would be the illegal immigrants. Thanks to the Mercosur agreement they can cross the border as they please. Officially they would need a job to stay here as residents, but none of them do. They just come an sign up for welfare, join the ruling political party, don’t pay taxes, demand that a house must be given to them for free (and sometimes get one) or simply squatter private property or build a shack in a park or some other state or privately owned land. Then they simply hook up so as to steal electric power and cut a road until water is installed too in their property, for free. So my wife had to leave the line because they had no more documents for “her type”, you know, Argentine citizens, while the illegals from Bolivia, Paraguay and Peru waited for their ID. This is pretty clever folks. There’s no better way to ensure that “that type” of people have an ID to vote in the coming presidential elections, so as to keep in office the person that allows them to get away with all this, while the real citizens, they wont have the new ID and therefore will not be able to vote. Genius, pure genius people, applauses please." ....from Ferfal's blog, "Surviving in Argentina"

Posted by: Daybrother at August 13, 2011 03:57 PM (mexsR)

395 Cam Newton is about to get his first taste of the NFl (pre-season variety). Game's about to kickoff, coach said to expect to see him by the second quarter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2011 03:58 PM (Qjh0I)

396 The next event is the debate on NBC. Now that has to be a real winner. It is on Sep 7th.

Posted by: Vic at August 13, 2011 04:00 PM (M9Ie6)

397 Still, I suspect you played Aphrodite like a fiddle a few hundred times. The spectators in that scene are worth the time spent to get there.

You can tell that scene was developed by people who don't engage in decadence very often, .  While my own knowledge in this area is non-existent, I suspect very few women, and 2 of them at the same time to boot!, would find the sight of a pale, gaunt man plowing into a goddess stimulating. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 04:01 PM (c0A3e)

398 Ugh.  Not going to watch Schmuckabee do live analysis from Lames.

Not. Gonna. Do it.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 13, 2011 04:01 PM (cjGZv)

399 Y-not: in Iowa, EVERYTHING is 15 mi away.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 04:01 PM (wuc0V)

400 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 07:51 PM (c0A3e)

HuffPo's already done an article, trying to keep that up in the Google results.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 04:01 PM (PcoXF)

401

Anybody but Perry! I've seen his actions, first hand, in Texas....he'll pander to the illegals and say he won't.....

Under Perry, Texas was one of the first states to give illegals in state tuition.  He openly stated he was against the border fence....

Beware!

I'd vote Kinky Friedman before I'd vote Perry and I'm about as far right (excluding all the social crap) as you can get.....

Posted by: Cat at August 13, 2011 04:01 PM (x0PlF)

402 Cat at August 13, 2011 08:01 PM (x0PlF) Well looked what got dragged in...!

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:03 PM (EPcuy)

403 445, You beat me to it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 04:04 PM (ZDUD4)

404 Perry/Pawlenty or Perry/McCotter make some sense. He'll want somebody who projects a moderate image and a midwesterner doesn't hurt.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 04:05 PM (wuc0V)

405 I gonna watch some Football, Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2011 04:06 PM (ZDUD4)

406 I suspect very few women, and 2 of them at the same time to boot!, would find the sight of a pale, gaunt man plowing into a goddess stimulating. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 08:01 PM (c0A3e)

It is a quicktime event though.  Kratos does some impossible things in those.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 13, 2011 04:06 PM (uhAkr)

407 444 Anybody but Perry!

Preach it! He's Bush with extra salsa.

Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 04:07 PM (EL+OC)

408 446 There's a hot blonde standing behind him, in camera view.

Probably a Cyclone.  Ew.  My freshman year ('89) a buddy of mine hooked up with an Ag major from Iowa State.  She was a walking petri dish, apparently.

Every time he came out of bathroom, I'd ask, "Did the burning stop?"  And I asked that question many times over several days.

But thanks for looking out.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 13, 2011 04:07 PM (cjGZv)

409 HA... its raining in Texas! .. on the day Perry announces.
hahaha  Thank you God!


Where?  Not here.
Posted by: mpurinTexas, Evil Conservanatrix, supports Rick Perry, bitch at August 13, 2011 07:43 PM (J4Pnx)

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso..

...and it's moving East

Posted by: beedubya at August 13, 2011 04:07 PM (AnTyA)

410 This needs to be said: if Perry is soft on immigration and that's a "make or break" issue with people here, I can respect that. However, if people just want to use that to slag him I'm not gonna really respect that at all. It's like Mitt and healthcare (although there are plenty other reasons), if that issue isn't that big a deal and that's why you support him, I can respect that as well. We will not have the perfect candidate. We never have and we never will. Even Reagan wasn't perfect on the issues. I think we need to rally around the candidate who can be elected and is the closest to conservative values. Mitt can be elected, but Perry can as well. Perry is also the closest to our values.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:08 PM (EPcuy)

411 Saw this linked in the HA comments (video at the link).

Sarah Palin: “There is still a lot of contemplation that goes on within a family, deciding whether to engage in such a life-changing venture, putting yourself forward in the name of service, in such a position as President of the United States.  So, weÂ’re still thinking about it, and the impact on family. Family comes first in my life, and I just donÂ’t want to adversely affect the family. So, weÂ’re still talking about it, thinking about it.  And thatÂ’s what I want supporters to understand. At the same time, I want to be very fair to supporters and not keep them hanging on in perpetuity. ItÂ’s fair to them to give them an answer here, in short order, so that they can jump on board with someone else.  And/or to decide for themselves what they want to do.  So, still havenÂ’t made up my mind, havenÂ’t decided when that announcement would be yet.”

David Brody: “Is that short order by the end of September? October?

Sarah Palin: “I think that that is a fair timeline for people, because Fall time, they can start getting engaged with different campaigns, but still thinking about it, and really, really desiring to be a participant in the positive change that needs to happen in this country.  Economy getting back on the right track. Jobs created for Americans, I want to be a part of that whether it be as a candidate, or as a supporter of the right candidate. IÂ’m still in that decision making phase.”


Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 04:10 PM (5H6zj)

412 I'd vote Kinky Friedman before I'd vote Perry

heh - at least Kinky Friedman believes in getting rid of smoking bans

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 04:10 PM (s7mIC)

413 Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 07:56 PM (EPcuy)

Texas Tribune article

"Perry's TWIA Nemesis Promises to Continue His Fight"

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 04:10 PM (PcoXF)

414 Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 08:10 PM (5H6zj) RedState used that interview to argue she wasn't running.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:10 PM (EPcuy)

415 I's born in Sioux City (IA).  St. Luke's.  Haven't been there since '75.

Hear it's an armpit of a town.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 13, 2011 04:11 PM (cjGZv)

416 What I think is that Palin is just riding the wave.  She is having a hell of an impact.

Posted by: Jack at August 13, 2011 07:54 PM (8IAHO)

I've always believed that she would have a stronger influence on the process if she didn't commit to anything and just proceeded to be a pain in the ass. She's like the knight in a chess game.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 04:11 PM (i1dgm)

417 Sammich time!

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 04:11 PM (5H6zj)

418 GO WIT alumni!!

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at August 13, 2011 04:11 PM (XIpSR)

419 It is a quicktime event though.  Kratos does some impossible things in those.

Yes, but they are always fun to watch.

Some enterprising soul should splice some quicktime events with the cinematics from the GoW games;  the result would be a movie that is probably better than 80% of the dreck circulating in the theaters right now.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 04:12 PM (c0A3e)

420 342 I'm just preparing myself for the post-hoc rationalizations
__________

But if you're ready for it, it's not post-hoc, is it?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2011 04:13 PM (6fER6)

421 Sacred honor compels me to admit that I did.

That one will never grow old.

Posted by: mrp at August 13, 2011 04:13 PM (HjPtV)

422 heh - at least Kinky Friedman believes in getting rid of smoking bans

Until the Chinese start to institute them. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 04:13 PM (c0A3e)

423 461 - Nope.  Not a bad town.  Packing house on interstate edge of town gone, but most of river's edge has been underwater all summer --- thanks to the Corpses of Engineers

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at August 13, 2011 04:13 PM (XIpSR)

424 Perry's nemisis is a corrupt sleazy trial lawyer? That's it. I am a Perry guy.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 04:13 PM (wuc0V)

425 Damn, that article was long. Jesus.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:16 PM (EPcuy)

426

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 08:08 PM (EPcuy)


Joffen I agree.  We will see after the primary season ends though.

Goal #1 is to get Obama out.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 04:16 PM (s7mIC)

427 472 ...Jesus.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 08:16 PM (EPcuy)


Yes ?

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 13, 2011 04:18 PM (EL+OC)

428 Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 08:13 PM (wuc0V)


Yeah, and he looks like "Fat Bastard."

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 04:18 PM (PcoXF)

429 Headline: Loser Ron Paul lost because the lost losers who voted for the loser Ron Paul lost to the winner: Michele Bachmann.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 04:21 PM (WCm02)

430 Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 08:16 PM (EPcuy)

The average "Trib" reader loves their Democrats and can't get enough of them.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 13, 2011 04:21 PM (PcoXF)

431 470 Perry's nemisis is a corrupt sleazy trial lawyer? That's it. I am a Perry guy. Steve Mostyn - as sleazy as they come - You know he will be an Obama stooge until the bitter end . -http://tinyurl.com/26os4rn

Posted by: izoneguy at August 13, 2011 04:23 PM (i6Neb)

432 If Obama dumps Biden in 2012 he can kiss Delaware goodbye!

Posted by: Spiker at August 13, 2011 04:24 PM (4t9J5)

433 Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 08:16 PM (s7mIC) ---------------------------------------------- As an immigrant who did it the legal way, this issue is very, very important to me so I don't take Perry's (supposed) squishiness on this issue lightly. I thought long and hard about being willing to still support him if he's actually squishy about it. I will give him time to clarify, of course but if he is genuinely soft on this I will still support him 100%. I brought this up on last night's OONT (or the Palin/Iowa thread -- I forget) but let me say it again: Bush was soft on immigration and pushed for CIR, right? We had a Congress ready and willing to do it. What happened? WE FUCKING HAPPENED. Our job isn't over once President Perry gets sworn in. We still have to hold his feet to the fire and make sure he doesn't do anything we don't want him to do. This is why I'm not worried about his stance on immigration (if it's as bad as people make it out to be). We are the ones with the real power. Let's not forget that.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:24 PM (EPcuy)

434 Thankfully, it rained in DFW and is storming in West Texas.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 07:51 PM (o2lIv)

Your storms are the sweet sweet tears of Obamatards.

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 04:24 PM (MtwBb)

435 381 I saw a bald eagle at work a few weeks ago. It was about 500 feet up and circling.

Coolio. I've seen a few here in Utah. It's always amazing.
__________

Mission Control, who used to have a raptor handler's permit back when she was volunteering at Hogle Zoo, tells me that if you see a bird circling up high in Utah, it's usually a red-tailed hawk.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2011 04:25 PM (6fER6)

436 When was the last time a President switched VP's for political reasons and not because they were about to be indicted, committed a crime, or died? 1944, when FDR replaced Wallace with Truman (not North)

Posted by: pko STRANY at August 13, 2011 04:26 PM (RJOgX)

437 Am I the only one who expects all of the rumors and cheap political hits to co-mingle and Will Folks to admit having sex with Rick Perry?

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 04:28 PM (wuc0V)

438
Our job isn't over once President Perry gets sworn in. We still have to hold his feet to the fire and make sure he doesn't do anything we don't want him to do.

This is why I'm not worried about his stance on immigration (if it's as bad as people make it out to be). We are the ones with the real power. Let's not forget that.

You are exactly right.  That is what I keep trying to tell people.  As long as the candidate isn't completely nuts on the issue, it doesn't matter too much what the candidate's views are, AS LONG AS we have a solid conservative Congress.  That is why I just laugh when I see people bringing up things like T-Paw's one time support for cap-and-trade.  Only Congress can approve such a thing and a conservative Congress isn't going to do it regardless of what T-Paw thinks.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 04:29 PM (s7mIC)

439 Weren't there enough gay rumors concerning presidential candidates during the last election? Google, Yahoo, Bing:   LARRY SINCLAIR

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 04:32 PM (WCm02)

440
#423, Yeah, Kratos, saw that at the DUmp.  Here's my take:  Perry's been in politics for a long time.  If somebody could have produced verifiable proof he wouldn't have been elected to his 3rd term as Gov.  Same with the rumors of him having been unfaithful. 

Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 04:33 PM (Zgfnd)

441 Huh, kinda slow tonight.
Is everyone watching football?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 04:33 PM (s7mIC)

442 I's born in Sioux City (IA). St. Luke's. Haven't been there since '75.

Hear it's an armpit of a town.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at August 13, 2011 08:11 PM (cjGZv)

 

Sewer City?  It's OK, if you like a more wholesome version of Gary, Indiana.  They're giving Ottumwa and Dubuque a run for their money in the "armpit of Iowa" race.

I had to work today, so I haven't been to Ames.  Plus, Moses stepped on a piece of barb wire in the garden this morning & cut his foot from toe to heel.  We took him to the ER, but it was so shallow that they didn't even glue/staple it shut.  They just put some salve on it & wrapped it with gauze.  I bought him some ice cream & he's crashed on the couch right now watching cartoons.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at August 13, 2011 04:33 PM (/MEFr)

443 Am I the only one who expects all of the rumors and cheap political hits to co-mingle and Will Folks to admit having sex with Rick Perry?

No. But Steve Perry will admit to sex with Will Smith.

Posted by: kdny at August 13, 2011 04:34 PM (5dBwQ)

444 186 Ouch McCotter only got 35.

Posted by: Lauren at August 13, 2011 06:48 PM (cVIY5)

------------------------------------

They see it as the launch of their grassroots campaign.

Never intended to put big $$ into winning or placing high.

McCotter is definitely building support with college crowd.

He may surprise you - slow, steady -- all that.  :-)

Posted by: MapleSyrup at August 13, 2011 04:35 PM (inuXh)

445 it's usually a red-tailed hawk.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2011 08:25 PM (6fER6)

 

Red tailed hawks are common around here and sweet to watch. They always perch on the highest point of a dead tree or transmission tower and you can hear the screech for miles!

 

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 04:36 PM (i1dgm)

446 I am, chemjeff. Panthers/Giants 7-7 in the first. Entertaining so far, still waiting for Newton's debut.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2011 04:36 PM (Qjh0I)

447 491 Huh, kinda slow tonight.
Is everyone watching football?

Tales from the Crypt,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 13, 2011 04:36 PM (c0A3e)

448 482 If Obama dumps Biden in 2012 he can kiss Delaware goodbye!

?
I thought he was from Scranton.

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Posted by: The Rest Is Noise AudioBook at August 13, 2011 04:36 PM (UY4BR)

450 Why does Huckabee hate Perry?  Perry's not even a Mormon.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 04:36 PM (PidTa)

451 I'm about as far right (excluding all the social crap) as you can get.....

Oh, I just bet you are! 




Posted by: Theresa D., your favorite TPT at August 13, 2011 04:38 PM (Zgfnd)

452 First let me say what a scam this is. It's simply a fund raising gig for the Iowa GOP.



Well, we certainly don't want the local  Republican Party in a swing state raising funds and involving voters in the political process. That might make local voters in the state more likly to vote Republican in the general election.

Wait....


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 13, 2011 04:38 PM (EeYDk)

453 500 Why does Huckabee hate Perry?  Perry's not even a Mormon.

probably the same reason he hates the rest of us by "gracing" us with his presence

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 04:38 PM (s7mIC)

454 484 Your storms are the sweet sweet tears of Obamatards.

If he performs as well as he ought, they'll be crushed. We don't play nice in Texas politics.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 04:39 PM (o2lIv)

455 456  (Concealed Kerry) Western IA Tech Sioux City?

Yup.  First year of the school's existence.
At that time, it was in a vacant nunnery a couple of blocks from Sioux Tools.

Graduated 1974, straight-A grade point.

461 (Mister Christopher) I's born in Sioux City (IA).  St. Luke's.  Haven't been there since '75.

Me, too.  Did that in 1948.  I've obviously not been back since after 1987.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:39 PM (Qxe/p)

456 Huckabee is a fat fuck trapped inside a wannabe fat fuck's body.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 04:41 PM (WCm02)

457 Huckabee is a fat fuck trapped inside a wannabe fat fuck's body.

What separates him from Obama is that he doesn't stutter.
Both are clusterfucks, though.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:42 PM (Qxe/p)

458 If he performs as well as he ought, they'll be crushed. We don't play nice in Texas politics.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 08:39 PM (o2lIv)

He will, I haven't heard a speech that good since Reagan and I mean that.

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 04:43 PM (MtwBb)

459 I'm glad this Iowa race for second runner up is over.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 04:44 PM (PidTa)

460 503 Why does Huckabee hate Perry?  Perry's not even a Mormon.

I heard (a few threads ago, so it must be true) that Perry refused to endorse Huckafoo.
Yet another reason to vote Perry.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:44 PM (Qxe/p)

461 Huckabee is a fat fuck trapped inside a wannabe fat fuck's body.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 08:41 PM (WCm02)

He's a fat Gomer Pyle except that Gomer was at least a Marine.

Posted by: robtr at August 13, 2011 04:45 PM (MtwBb)

462
BTW - isn't that 2007 Conservative Blogger of the Year Award banner in the sidebar from CPAC, another pay to vote gig?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 13, 2011 04:46 PM (EeYDk)

463 Huckabee's having a hissy because he thought he'd be a shoe-in for VP, even with Romney. Perry skewered the pig with his candidacy.

Posted by: Breaker19 at August 13, 2011 04:46 PM (WCm02)

464 Ronulans think Bachmann's win was a bilderberger conspiracy and Perry is the Bilderberger candidate... lol


Posted by: Willy at August 13, 2011 04:46 PM (UsfPL)

465 >>Yet another reason to vote Perry.<<

It's getting to be a long list.

Posted by: SlaveDog at August 13, 2011 04:47 PM (PidTa)

466 So, uh, how does Perry/Ryan sound to you guys? 

Posted by: Peaches is perplexed at August 13, 2011 04:48 PM (PUN5M)

467 516 So, uh, how does Perry/Ryan sound to you guys? 

Posted by: Peaches is perplexed at August 13, 2011 08:48 PM (PUN5M)


For a run for the WH or together in a bath house?


Posted by: Barbarian at August 13, 2011 04:50 PM (EL+OC)

468 Yep. It's all over. The voters have spoken.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 04:52 PM (piMMO)

469 You notice the coverage from the liberal/MSM about Perry? Compare that to the coverage of Bachmann and Palin. They are taking Perry seriously. Super-cereal seriously.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 04:52 PM (V/jac)

470 How about Perry/Rubio? Or Perry/Pawlenty?

How would Pawlety or Santorum look for the #2 spot?

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 04:53 PM (piMMO)

471

...

Clearly the ticket will be Bachmann/Paul.

Strangely, that sounds appealing.

(In the same way as fried butter...)

Posted by: Warthog at August 13, 2011 04:54 PM (WDySP)

472 So, uh, how does Perry/Ryan sound to you guys?

Why would we waste the best guy we have in the legislature to be in a useless executive position?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2011 04:54 PM (GZitp)

473 Who's the guy with Bob Hope's nose?

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 04:56 PM (piMMO)

474 Why would we waste the best guy we have in the legislature to be in a useless executive position?

I didn't know Secretary of the Treasury was a useless position.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:56 PM (Qxe/p)

475 516 So, uh, how does Perry/Ryan sound to you guys? 

I'd definitely support Ryan for OMB director. But he's too toxic at the moment (wish it wasn't so) and I could see him weighing-down Perry. Though that could (could) change if Perry is able to sell entitlement reform in a seemingly more personal way. But would Perry pick him even if that worked? Ryan also wants to be chairman of Ways & Means and he's about to start work on overhauling the budget system (including baseline budgeting), so he'll be occupied with that for some time.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at August 13, 2011 04:57 PM (o2lIv)

476 Stupid idiotic tabs.  Wrong thread.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:57 PM (Qxe/p)

477 How would Pawlety or Santorum look for the #2 spot?

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:53 PM (piMMO)

If you mean "number 2" in toddler-speak, I think it works. 

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 04:57 PM (PUN5M)

478 Mission Control, who used to have a raptor handler's permit back when she was volunteering at Hogle Zoo, tells me that if you see a bird circling up high in Utah, it's usually a red-tailed hawk.

Nah, the couple that I saw had the white head.  I am decent at picking out raptors. 

Posted by: Y-not at August 13, 2011 04:57 PM (5H6zj)

479 Now now - if we nominate a ultra-right-wing candidate like Rick Perry, then for VP we have to choose someone moderate.

It has to be Mike Castle.

Or Lincoln Chafee.

Nope - Mike Bloomberg!  Yeah!  I've got him on speed-dial!

Posted by: Republican Establishment Consultant at August 13, 2011 04:58 PM (s7mIC)

480 NO.  Right thread.
Would you guys stop typing fast?  I'm a slow reader.

Posted by: jwb7605 at August 13, 2011 04:59 PM (Qxe/p)

481 ugh.
Somehow I've acquired 90 unread messages in my work emailbox.
How does this happen?

yuck.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 13, 2011 05:00 PM (s7mIC)

482 How would Pawlety or Santorum look for the #2 spot?

You want your number two to be an asset to the ticket, I don't see Santorum doing that. Pawlenty on the other hand is would be a safe bet and really he would be a perfect VP.  He could speak on policy without making an ass out of himself and let's face it, that would be as far as he could go politically.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2011 05:00 PM (GZitp)

483 How would Pawlety or Santorum look for the #2 spot?

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 08:53 PM (piMMO)

Santorum is electoral poison.  He'd be much better off  in a cabinet position

Posted by: Ombudsman at August 13, 2011 05:01 PM (AxHOT)

484 I still want Perry/West. That's too good to pass up. Cain should be Press Secretary. Bolton would obviously be SecState. Nugent would be head of ATF.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 05:03 PM (i1dgm)

485 Totally irrelevant, but the pic of Perry over at Drudge. Is he wearing seersucker suit?

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:07 PM (piMMO)

486 The Nuge at ATF?  Oh, hell, yeah! 

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:08 PM (PUN5M)

487 537 The Nuge at ATF?  Oh, hell, yeah! 

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 09:08 PM (PUN5M)

Better have mops handy because a lot of heads gonna explode over that.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 05:09 PM (LD21B)

488 528 Nah, the couple that I saw had the white head. I am decent at picking out raptors.
___________

Cool. Not certain I've seen one myself.

Back when I was 16 and doing the YCC thing at the Ouray National Wildlife Refuge, our work detail stumbled across an ailing Golden Eagle. One of the Utes on our crew (who also happened to be a yoot) nursed it back to health over the next few days. The rest of us couldn't help him because, being white folk, we're not allowed to touch them.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2011 05:10 PM (6fER6)

489 Is he wearing seersucker suit?

If you embiggen the pic, apparently he is.  With a windowpane check shirt.  Don't get me wrong, I am firmly in his corner, but there is something very used-car-salesman about the way he looks. 

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:11 PM (PUN5M)

490 Texas politician on Hannity said "sphincter puckering".

Heh.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:16 PM (piMMO)

491

Better have mops handy because a lot of heads gonna explode over that.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 09:09 PM (LD21B)

Hey, if Obama can appoint sick ass pervs to Safe School Czar, the Nuge can be in any Cabinet position he wants.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 05:18 PM (i1dgm)

492 If you embiggen the pic, apparently he is.  With a windowpane check shirt.  Don't get me wrong, I am firmly in his corner, but there is something very used-car-salesman about the way he looks.

Yep! He is indeedy! I'm from the south and I like seersucker, I'm just really REALLY surprised to see it on Perry. And, he needs moisturizer.

Posted by: Lo and Behold! at August 13, 2011 05:18 PM (piMMO)

493 Uh, I didn't mean that in a bad way, btw.  He is everyman.  I think he's gonna make some history here.  And it makes me gleeful to contemplate that possibility.

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 05:20 PM (PUN5M)

494 540 Is he wearing seersucker suit?

>>  With a windowpane check shirt.  Don't get me wrong, I am firmly in his corner, but there is something very used-car-salesman about the way he looks. 

Posted by: Peaches is not as pissed as yesterday at August 13, 2011 09:11 PM (PUN5M)

Careful about the windowpane reference. But re: the used-car-salesman thing -- yeah, I can see that. He's got the orange glow working too.

Posted by: The Piñon Farmer formerly known as NM Hick at August 13, 2011 05:28 PM (IzuWw)

495
 >>>You notice the coverage from the liberal/MSM about Perry? Compare that to the coverage of Bachmann and Palin. They are taking Perry seriously. Super-cereal seriously.

Posted by: Joffen at August 13, 2011 08:52 PM (V/jac)



Lets say Romney is the nominee, there will be a concerted Democrat smear campaign on the weirdness of Mormonism. After this Obama will give a "historic and brilliant" speech calling for tolerance for all religious beliefs.

Take any Republican candidate and any perceived weakness.

Rinse and repeat.



Posted by: andyet at August 13, 2011 05:36 PM (MwTP4)

496

Hey, if Obama can appoint sick ass pervs to Safe School Czar, the Nuge can be in any Cabinet position he wants.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 09:18 PM (i1dgm)

I meant liberal heads, obviously.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 05:37 PM (LD21B)

497

I meant liberal heads, obviously.

Posted by: KG at August 13, 2011 09:37 PM (LD21B)

Of course, we already knew that.

Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2011 05:39 PM (i1dgm)

498

McCotter is definitely building support with college crowd.

He may surprise you - slow, steady -- all that.  :-)

Posted by: MapleSyrup at August 13, 2011 08:35 PM (inuXh)

McCotter wanted to make a speech covered on national TV and in the arena. He probably hoped for more last-minute votes, but he was followed by Cain, who was even better.

He's so darned likable.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 05:44 PM (73tyQ)

499 Newt in particular should be ashamed.  They need to change the laws that allow someone to KEEP MONEY LEFT UNSPENT BY A CAMPAIGN.  Yep, that's right.    Raise 10 million, spend 1 million...  leaves.....oh my my my NINE MILLION TO TAKE HOME.    When they change that the Newts will crawl back under the rocks where they belong.  SCUM.

Posted by: moronpolitics at August 13, 2011 05:59 PM (8gBqS)

500 Perry can beat Obastard, That's all we need to know,

Posted by: CMU VET at August 13, 2011 06:28 PM (/M8/2)

501 551 Newt in particular should be ashamed.  They need to change the laws that allow someone to KEEP MONEY LEFT UNSPENT BY A CAMPAIGN.  Yep, that's right.    Raise 10 million, spend 1 million...  leaves.....oh my my my NINE MILLION TO TAKE HOME.    When they change that the Newts will crawl back under the rocks where they belong.  SCUM.

Posted by: moronpolitics at August 13, 2011 09:59 PM (8gBqS)

That's not entirely true IIRC. You can give it to other campaigns and save it for later campaigns and do some other things with it, but you can't just buy a house with it.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 13, 2011 06:43 PM (73tyQ)

502 Iowa is adamant about being first so they can keep sucking up the agricultural and ethanol subsidies.  Screw 'em.

Winning the Ames Straw Poll is a negative indicator of your chances of winning the nomination and/or general election.  Only George W. Bush won Ames and the Presidency the same cycle.  Besides him, only Dole won Ames and the nomination.

It's just barely better than even chances (56.25%) that the winner of Ames will win the Caucuses in a few months.

Congratulations to Romney and Perry for not wasting the money on what is nothing more than a fundraising gimmick for the Iowa GOP.

Posted by: Adjoran at August 13, 2011 06:49 PM (VfmLu)

503 Okay, if y'all are done pissing on Iowa...

Just got back from the state fair there. A local tv station sponsors a "cast your kernel" vote, where you get one kernel of corn and you drop it into a jar representing the candidate of your choice. In first place was Obama, not suprisingly. However, the Republic votes, collectively, outnumbered Obama's by 2 to 1.   This is, obviously, totally unscientific. But I do remember in 2004 and 2008 that the kernel counts roughly reflected the state of things. So this was good to see.

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506

Jeff B comments:

They're such nasty little backbiting shits over there, aren't they?

Then he goes on to say:

I have to say, watching Palin fans and Bachmann fans attack one another is a bit like watching Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia go to war against each other...pretty tough to decide which side you want to win.

And again:

He hates Michele Bachmann and will spend millions of dollars and the next year slandering her.

If Pawlenty stays in the race solely for this purpose, he's doing a service to America, the conservative movement, and the Republican Party.

Monumental lack of self-awareness and an ego the size of the great outdoors.  Besides, how does this advance any political debate? 

Must keep to my usual practice of scolling past any of his comments.

Posted by: Decaf at August 14, 2011 03:26 AM (XUoX3)

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Posted by: Joffen at August 14, 2011 03:31 AM (EPcuy)

508 "Candidates have to pay to get space"

You mean, like in actual elections? With an advertising budget?  I'm shocked.

"and voters have to buy tickets to vote"

This is so silly that I'm not even going to bother.

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