September 16, 2011

And Who Is Expected To Bailout Europe?
— Ace

Three guesses.

It's not likely that a formal bailout will occur. As the OMB might say (the people who ware supposed to be crunching numbers and protecting the public fisc), the optics of that would be terrible.

But who knows.

But even absent a big, formal, declared bailout, there's some under-the-radar bailing-out going on.

The U.S. is coming to Europe's financial rescue.

So far, America's role is fairly limited. But if the crisis continues to grow and the U.S. takes on a wider role, U.S. consumers and taxpayers could feel a bigger impact. The biggest exposure could come from America's status as the single largest source of money for the International Monetary Fund.

The latest round of American financial assistance came Thursday with a promise by the Federal Reserve to swap as many dollars for euros as European bankers need. In the short run, those transactions won't have much impact because the central banks are simply swapping currencies of equal value. If the move helps avert a wider crisis, it could help spare the global economy from another recession.

But over the long term, consumers could feel the impact of central bankers flooding the financial system with cash, according to John Ryding, chief economist at RDQ Economics.

"This is a lender of last resort function," he told CNBC. "With the dollar injections that the Fed has done, it's like giving a patient medicine with really bad side effects." Ryding said the bad side effect in the U.S. has been inflation, which has picked up to 3.8 percent year over year.

Worse yet, Europe is doing this to avoid a political solution that its elites oppose for political reasons.

I am quite sure that I haven't the foggiest idea about how difficult it would be, in practical terms, to unwind this whole Euro/economies-joined-at-the-hip-of-currency Frankenstein's monster they've created. I'm sure it would be painful and difficult.

But I'm also sure that Europe's Elites have long made huge bets on this and are avoiding it at least partly because of the political repudiation that would follow.

So instead of giving that possibility a full and fair hearing, they keep doubling down on bailouts for the PIIGS, and we are enlisted to backstop this certain doom with our dollars.

Posted by: Ace at 12:21 PM | Comments (250)
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1 Barak Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2011 12:23 PM (q177U)

2 It would be nice if most Americans already knew How much money we've spent there.

I'm not excited about that they insult us , yet we  pay them  to insult us?
Us , Hey europe how's that socialism working out?

europes response, It's swell you're paying for us to enjoy it.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:24 PM (h+qn8)

3 Let Putin have them. Well except for Central and Eastern Europe which really doesn't have so much to do with this as Western and Mediterranean  Europe.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 12:24 PM (ijjAe)

4 Maybe we can buy Santorini

Posted by: Uncledave at September 16, 2011 12:25 PM (TtorR)

5 Ace; MSNBC is covering for him. Iposted this early this morning in the news thread:

We are sending billions to Europe still. Billions that we do not have.

We are already bailing out Europe.

Posted by: Vic at September 16, 2011 12:25 PM (M9Ie6)

6 ot/ ace did you read powerline today ? is this a onion  style piece?

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:25 PM (h+qn8)

7 a-an

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:26 PM (h+qn8)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:26 PM (fyOgS)

9

With the dollar injections that the Fed has done, it's like giving a patient medicine with really bad side effects."

 

So is the medication causing this retardation or is retardation causing the application of the medicine?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 16, 2011 12:26 PM (6rX0K)

10 So we're not talking about Dr. Corndog up here?

*giggle*

Posted by: lu at September 16, 2011 12:26 PM (pLTLS)

11 2-you hit the nail on the head. If the US is looking at a deep recession, (which it is) why the heck are we sending money abroad-money we are BORROWING to send abroad? That's just stupid.

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2011 12:27 PM (dZmFh)

12 We are so fucked.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:27 PM (fyOgS)

13 We've been bailing out Europe since WWI. Time for the layabout 'older brother' to get a job to pay for his vices.

Posted by: Live Free Or Die at September 16, 2011 12:27 PM (s3fGZ)

14 @ 11  it's beyond stupid - it's suicidal.

Posted by: Ugknown at September 16, 2011 12:28 PM (F1JEL)

15 Make sure the lifeboats are securely fastened until everybody's in. And, full speed ahead!

Posted by: Lord Admiral Barry, USS Titanic at September 16, 2011 12:28 PM (FcR7P)

16 moki, it's all fake money. we can just print it  and spend , as long as everyone doesn't mind why should we? we shouldn't worry.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:28 PM (h+qn8)

17 So, who will take a bet: Germans withdraw from the Euro and go back to the Deutschmark in 12 months. Anybody?

Posted by: joncelli at September 16, 2011 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

18 >> "With the dollar injections that the Fed has done, it's like giving a patient medicine with really bad side effects." See, Bachmann is right! Our gov't wants to inject everyone and make us all retards!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2011 12:29 PM (TMB3S)

19

BREAKING: Genovia to be country to be expelled from Eurozone; Queen Mia to possibly abdicate throne.

Trichet to make statement at 5:00 ET.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 12:29 PM (F5OMl)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 16, 2011 12:30 PM (9hSKh)

21 Social Security is in a lock box.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 12:30 PM (3SvjA)

22 If we would just go long on Liquid Whore futures we could save the Euro.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at September 16, 2011 12:31 PM (ONGHB)

23 @ 12, 20 - but do we at least get a reach-around?

Posted by: Ugknown at September 16, 2011 12:31 PM (F1JEL)

24 LOCK.BOX.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (fyOgS)

25 I think this may work!!

Posted by: USS Diversity at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (aD5Kx)

26 We are bailing Europe out?  With what?

Has everyone gone mad!?


Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (iYbLN)

27 Follow the money.

Posted by: deep stoat at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (GTbGH)

28 SCOAMF and all his lefty elitist economists like Krugman hold up Europe as to what we hick Americans should aspire to.

So if SCOAMF takes us full Eurotard like he wants, who bails us out and Europe too. Actually there's no if, who bails us and Europe out as it stands now

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

29 23 No.Golden shower?Maybe.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (fyOgS)

30 If we can bail out Europe, somebody is lying to us about how bad things are.

Posted by: kansas at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (mka2b)

31 Ace I have interacted with EUros when I did some consulting work.  As I said in Monty's DOOM! the Greek situation exposed the catastrophic flaws in the EU's choice of system, and they were stuck by Greece.  Greece being forced to leave the EU would have led to Spain, Portugal, and Italy being looked at long and hard and the forced exit of any of those states undermines the "union" which is the reason for the EU in the first place, BUT the EU was in no position to force Germany to fund Greek excess.

The EU being an unelected Oligarchy detached from the people was about to be exposed in any case.  The Fed and administration being internationalistas par excellence did their "global patriotic duty"....

sucks to be us....I hear we're on the hook another half trillion bucks.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 12:32 PM (AEIYh)

32

but do we at least get a reach-around?
--------------

Can't you make do for yourself, or are you always looking for a government hand out?

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 12:33 PM (3SvjA)

33 We are just printing money and sending it to them.

Posted by: Vic at September 16, 2011 12:33 PM (M9Ie6)

34 Western and Southern Europe always seems to do its best to FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD OVER, BLAME THE US, AND MAKE THE US PAY FOR IT!

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 12:33 PM (ijjAe)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 16, 2011 12:33 PM (jx2j9)

36 How many posts until liquid whore and Dr. Corndog are brought up? Just askin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 16, 2011 12:33 PM (0M3AQ)

37 Stupid Yanks. Their bonds are so easy to buy!

Posted by: China at September 16, 2011 12:34 PM (FcR7P)

38 There's a whole layer of EUcrats that would lose it all if they broke it up into member states like it was. They aren't beholden to anyone now, and won't give it up without a fight.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:34 PM (z1N6a)

39 @1 What, Max?  I couldn't hear you.

Did you say that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 12:34 PM (8y9MW)

40
Pass this bailout.

Rightnow.

Posted by: soothsayer at September 16, 2011 12:34 PM (sqkOB)

41

Folks.... we're boned on this...

Trading Euros, for Dollars today... in unlimited amounts...

We hold the Euros, then the Euro declines in value? as it WILL as this debt crises gets worse?

We are broke... how the heck can we be bailing out anyone?

 

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2011 12:34 PM (NtXW4)

42 I want the Louvre as collateral.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 16, 2011 12:34 PM (GTbGH)

43 Europeans have been lecturing us on how to run the perfect society since the end of WW II

Until they bail America out, they can go home and get their fuckin' shine boxes

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2011 12:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

44
Obama is saying that Europe is too big to fail?

Posted by: soothsayer at September 16, 2011 12:35 PM (sqkOB)

45 @ 33. Well played......touche'

Posted by: Ugknown at September 16, 2011 12:35 PM (F1JEL)

46 40 I need new glasses to read that. Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:35 PM (fyOgS)

47 We inherited this crisis from Europe. Whoops, too soon? Just practicing...

Posted by: Barry at September 16, 2011 12:35 PM (FcR7P)

48 So, who will take a bet: Germans withdraw from the Euro and go back to the Deutschmark in 12 months. Anybody?

I'll take the under.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 12:35 PM (8y9MW)

49 brb, saving the European Parliament.

Posted by: President Killed The Economy at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (GTbGH)

50 If I'm paying, Dibs on that castle in Bavaria.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (z1N6a)

51 If we are going to do this we should attach some serious string. First, the French have got to start bathing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (TMB3S)

52 Get yourself a Euro note or two because someday they'll be collector's items, like Confederate dollars.

Posted by: joncelli at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

53 36 HtP,

indeed...rumors say even more than reported....

essentially the other day I was giving my NOT PROFESSIONAL opinion on when to buy Greek paper...

I said if you somehow knew that Germany was on the hook buy all your play money's worth....


well Germany got off the hook and we hopped on....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (AEIYh)

54 Isn't this like a father going to the payday loan place for money to send to his broke kid in college?

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

55 We'll be a Weimaraner Republic in no time.  But I love doggies so it's all good.

Really what's not to love about this face?

http://tinyurl.com/3zrbx9n

I for one look forward to our new doggeh overlords.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (iYbLN)

56 Doesn't the congress have to get involved in something like this?

Posted by: trainer at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (Rojyk)

57 Why don't we just print out a couple trillion Euros and FedEx the currency to them?

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 12:36 PM (3SvjA)

58 50 Allen G,

be careful, with the Fed paying the bill the Germans may be just peachy with the EUrocrats again

Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 12:37 PM (AEIYh)

59 We are just printing money and sending it to them.

Posted by: Vic at September 16, 2011 04:33 PM (M9Ie6)

What about our vanishing ink resources?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:37 PM (z1N6a)

60 And don't forget that much of the raison d'etre of the entire European Union was to turn Europe into a geopolitical counterweight to the US. But now they're running to us for help in maintaining their impractical ego project.

If smugness had any monetary value, the EU would be still be sitting on huge surpluses from the past decade.

Posted by: Mætenloch at September 16, 2011 12:37 PM (pAlYe)

61 why do I have this sick feeling inside with an incessant whining in my ear that sounds like Kaboom!

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:38 PM (h+qn8)

62
yeah, sorry, but that Japanese earthquake really hurt us

Posted by: Eurozone at September 16, 2011 12:38 PM (sqkOB)

63

Fuck them. Fuck them. FUCK THEM.

How many of our soldiers have died giving them freedom? How much money have we spent on them? Who protected them from Soviet Invasion?

Who has paid for their security since 1945 and thereby covered the costs of their welfare state.

Screw Europe.

They are dead to me.

Let them collapse and rebuild on their own this time

Posted by: Ben at September 16, 2011 12:38 PM (wuv1c)

64 What about our vanishing ink resources?

We'll tap the Strategic Ink Reserves in Louisiana.

Posted by: President Downgrade at September 16, 2011 12:38 PM (GTbGH)

65 We must get rid of Obama but it may already be too late.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:38 PM (fyOgS)

66 62 Maet,

imagine if arrogance unfounded was rocket fuel....

Fwance would have flown them to Mars by now

Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (AEIYh)

67 58 Doesn't the congress have to get involved in something like this?

Posted by: trainer at September 16, 2011 04:36 PM (Rojyk)

I was thinking the same thing...President Awesome can just fire some cash over to Europe without any authorization of said spending from the House?  Big effin loophole if you ask me.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (FIDMq)

68 33- that was brilliant! I lived in Greece 89-91, and among the many examples of stupidity and cupidity was that fact that they wouldn't finish their houses. Virtually every building had an unfinished part, usually a floor, with rebar sticking out, bare concrete, or framing. I was told that if a house wasn't completed, the government couldn't tax it, therefore, no house was completed. They would find any way they could to avoid the (admittedly) horrific taxes imposed by the PASOK government, and then go on strike because there wasn't enough money for raises, better benefits etc. Plus, in the winter, if it snowed, they would build little snowmen in front of the driver's window, and drive around. Or attempt to. It was a hard place to live.

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (dZmFh)

69 Get yourself a Euro note or two because someday they'll be collector's items, like Confederate dollars.

Posted by: joncelli at September 16, 2011 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

The South will rise again, Yankee!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (z1N6a)

70 When we bail the Eurodicks out I better get one of those cool German sex toys.  I'll be waiting by my mailbox.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (iYbLN)

71 Doesn't the congress have to get involved in something like this?

Congress abdicated their authority long about the 3rd time Obama did something blatantly unconstitutional.  They refused to exercise their power, and now they no longer have it.

be careful, with the Fed paying the bill the Germans may be just peachy with the EUrocrats again

Who do you think is going to be on the hook for those "loans?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (8y9MW)

72 Why don't we just print out a couple trillion Euros and FedEx the currency to them?

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 04:36 PM (3SvjA)

poooolease. UPS silly it helps hold up finance our failing  favored public servants!

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (h+qn8)

73

Germany got off the hook and we hopped on....

-----------------------

Well, aren't we the clever ones?

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (3SvjA)

74 Ugh.  I could go on at length, due to reading ZH more than is probably healthy (dear GOD, avoid the comments there!)  Summary of likely arc:

Greece will bail first, so they have a sovereign currency to inflate to pay off their debts.  As nobody pays taxes there, the downward spiral will go into overdrive.

Germany will probably bail right after, having said 'das ist verfikt' to the whole thing.

Then it all comes apart.  Cue the riots, revolutions, and outright warfare.

And remember folks...that's the example Bary and his Lounge Leftards want us to follow!

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 16, 2011 12:39 PM (GBXon)

75 I want the Louvre as collateral.

I'll take Eva Green.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2011 12:40 PM (3p99J)

76

>>>And don't forget that much of the raison d'etre of the entire European Union was to turn Europe into a geopolitical counterweight to the US. But now they're running to us for help in maintaining their impractical ego project.

The Soviets did the same. I don't know if people recall but our grain shipments to the SU kept them going. If I'm not mistaken, Reagan cut them off

Posted by: Ben at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (wuv1c)

77 I want the French girls. And their lamentations.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (OhYCU)

78 How many years have Europeans been needle-raping with Gardasil, anyway?

Posted by: Glenn Rice at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (le5qc)

79 Since we are talking about dissolution of the Euro, can we add dissolving NATO as well? We won. Why are we still there? We asked for 8 support helicopters for Afghanistan from our NATO allies in 2007 and they were unable to provide any. So exactly what kind of allies do we have? They are so inept and lazy that a union of 340M with income parity to the US can't even handle their own hillbillies shooting each other but require US Troops to clean up on Euro aisle 9. How much can we save if we just say goodbye? Just askin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (0M3AQ)

80 What does Reed Richards think about bailing out Dr. Doom?

Posted by: Joffen at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (EPcuy)

81 72 Allen G,

by seven degrees of Kevin Bacon Germany...

the Germans were pissed at having to take care of the Hellenic Fredo....

they like the EU as it gives them cover from their guilt fetish....


Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (AEIYh)

82 50 So, who will take a bet: Germans withdraw from the Euro and go back to the Deutschmark in 12 months. Anybody?

I'll take the under.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 04:35 PM (8y9MW)

Yep. And they'll be loudly denying that it's even a possibility right up until the night it happens.

Posted by: Mætenloch at September 16, 2011 12:41 PM (pAlYe)

83 We must get rid of Obama but it may already be too late. Yep. We have an arsonist for a fire chief.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2011 12:42 PM (FcR7P)

84

>>>>Then it all comes apart. Cue the riots, revolutions, and outright warfare.

On the upside people breed like crazy during war, for whatever reason. And god know Europeans need to have kids.

Posted by: Ben at September 16, 2011 12:42 PM (wuv1c)

85 Greece will bail first, so they have a sovereign currency to inflate to pay off their debts.  As nobody pays taxes there, the downward spiral will go into overdrive.

Germany will probably bail right after, having said 'das ist verfikt' to the whole thing.

Why would Greece Bail? The money transfers are all they have. They will stand by the EU forever.  Or until they are ejected.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:42 PM (z1N6a)

86 Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

Posted by: ben bernanke at September 16, 2011 12:42 PM (GTbGH)

87 Morons think of the upside.  We get to OWN Oktoberfest!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:42 PM (iYbLN)

88 So, who will take a bet: Germans withdraw from the Euro and go back to the Deutschmark in 12 months. Anybody?

Won't happen. Merkel is in trouble in Germany and if the SPD gets in even more, they will fund the PIIGS just to crawl up the socialists asses. They are just like the Democrats here in the States.

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 16, 2011 12:42 PM (H/MnC)

89 They should have known the Euro would fair when they printed purple euros. Gay money is never sound money.

Posted by: Ben at September 16, 2011 12:43 PM (wuv1c)

90 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable f*ilure

Posted by: mugiwara at September 16, 2011 12:43 PM (bv935)

91 fail*

Posted by: Ben at September 16, 2011 12:43 PM (wuv1c)

92

EU debt chart:

http://tinyurl.com/2wgreqb

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2011 12:43 PM (q177U)

93 Crony Effetism

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:43 PM (OhYCU)

94 How much can we save if we just say goodbye? Just askin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 16, 2011 04:41 PM (0M3AQ)

Most of the troops are elsewhere these days. We have some facilities there. 

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:44 PM (z1N6a)

95 Warren Buffet put a large chunk of his portfolio in euros a few years ago. Now we are bailing out the euro. Coincidence, I think not! Barry is just protecting his cronies' investments with our money...again...

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 12:44 PM (ijjAe)

96 Why do I suspect that this has someting to do with those damned Greek columns Obama 'found'?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 16, 2011 12:44 PM (6rX0K)

97 On the upside people breed like crazy during war, for whatever reason. And god know Europeans need to have kids.

Utility rates sky-rocket.  It's a cheap way to keep warm.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 12:44 PM (8y9MW)

98 It's even better morons.  Greece goes first so we get the Acropolis,all the goats and chicks with unibrows then we get Oktoberfest.  It just gets better and better

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:44 PM (iYbLN)

99 I get the Churchill bust

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:45 PM (OhYCU)

100 102

O.M.F.G.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:45 PM (iYbLN)

101
If I'm paying, Dibs on that castle in Bavaria.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 04:36 PM

I've got an idea: we make the loan contingent on those damn Frogs learning about a thing called soap. Not a penny until the whole country takes a shower!

Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 12:45 PM (3kgHv)

102 OT sorta but Turkey must be thrown out of NATO,ASAP.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:45 PM (fyOgS)

103 well Obama must continue funding  His own , so greek columns it is.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:45 PM (h+qn8)

104 It's even better morons.  Greece goes first so we get the Acropolis,all the goats and chicks with unibrows then we get Oktoberfest.  It just gets better and better

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:44 PM (iYbLN)

We wouldn't want a Gyro Gap, would we?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:45 PM (z1N6a)

105

I''l go there ...

You down with HPV ... yeah you know me!!!

Michelle Bachmann

Posted by: Honey Badger at September 16, 2011 12:46 PM (GvYeG)

106 I've got an idea: we make the loan contingent on those damn Frogs learning about a thing called soap. Not a penny until the whole country takes a shower!

Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 04:45 PM (3kgHv)

Sounds like croanie capitalism to me - you have Proctor and Gamble stock?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:46 PM (z1N6a)

107 We're going to bail out Europe?! That's like having your leg blown off and injecting Liquid Whore in your veins. Oh, wait a minute...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:46 PM (UlUS4)

108 steevy, yep, but i have read if they attack an allie of ours we do have the right to a response.

Obama however would not respond.

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (h+qn8)

109

Thanks, socialists. We just love paying for your fuckups.

 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (0fzsA)

110 Their argument now is MAED -- mutually assured economic destruction. If Europe collapses, the US won't be far behind. Meanwhile the Chinese are dumping US bonds and buying physical assets.
 
The US dollar is another ponzi scheme, the biggest of all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (ENKCw)

111

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 16, 2011 04:41 PM (0M3AQ)

Worse???

Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (NtXW4)

112

I was told that if a house wasn't completed, the government couldn't tax it, therefore, no house was completed.

I heard a similar thing. This guy ran a store where there were a lot of Costa Ricans. A lot of them would buy a carpet or a toilet or something, and then, before they even load it into their truck, they'd damage it. They'd even ask someone in the store for a hammer to borrow, and then they'd crack the porcelain, on purpose, in a back corner. In the case of carpeting, they'd burn it on an edge.

Then they'd send it to a relative in Costa Rica but avoid the tariffs on new goods because Look! it's damaged.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (F5OMl)

113 Who will bail out the bail-outers?

Posted by: Quis custodiet etc. at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (3p99J)

114 Wait a minute. Does this mean we'll get Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna back?

Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 12:47 PM (3kgHv)

115

Thanks, socialists. We just love paying for your fuckups.

 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 16, 2011 04:47 PM (0fzsA)

We have the ability, they have the need.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (z1N6a)

116 Now THEY deserve to keep our money!

Posted by: Jan Bosk-owsky at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (n2K+4)

117 Man, do I feel foolish.  We American rubes have a tea party trying to rein in spending, unlike our sophisticated Euro brethren.  They know much better than us.

I'm sure Jacque Chirac and Gerhard Schroeder have enough money in their seat cushions to take care of this little hiccup.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (GMG6W)

118 Wait a minute. Does this mean we'll get Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna back?

Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 04:47 PM (3kgHv)

That's an act of war.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (z1N6a)

119 Why would Greece Bail? The money transfers are all they have. They will stand by the EU forever.  Or until they are ejected.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 04:42 PM (z1N6a)

Greece is the prisoner going over the side of the ship first. All the prisoners are chained together, but Germany is the only prisoner with bolt cutters.

Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (q177U)

120

obama is a clustering stutterfluck of a chocolate fribble

time fur round 2

Posted by: Cricket at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (DrC22)

121 @ 102, 104.  So, it's true.......what they say......about........well you know.....

Posted by: Ugknown at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (F1JEL)

122 Fuck old Europe.

We should pull all of our military bases out of Western Europe and move them to countries that appreciate us. Then invite the leaders of the countries who need bailing out to explain why, in front of congress and the country.

But first, they will blow us all.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 12:48 PM (LH6ir)

123 It's one giant M.C. Escher circle jerk into oblivion. The Euro's owe us, we owe the Chi-coms who are also bailing out the Euro's who are bailing out Greece, who's about to go to war with Turkey....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (UlUS4)

124

Serves the EU right, they kept trying to make and enforce all these rules about chocolate and pissing off various EU countries.

Don't mess with chocolate people, it's just common sense.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (RZ8pf)

125 I do believe this is little known to the american public because we know it ties in with the whole socialists dreaming.
fail here, fail there.

no it must be Obama and Republican racism.
not idealogy

Posted by: willow at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (h+qn8)

126 Can't we just demand that Europe be given over to control by the Czechs, Slovaks, Swiss, Poles, Estonians, Latvians, and Lithuanians? You know the people in Europe that are actually financially and politically sane?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (ijjAe)

127 We're also installing anti missile radars and missiles there soon.Obama needs to stop this.He wont.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (fyOgS)

128 I want the European Liquid Whore concession.

France: Putaine Liquide
Germany: Flüssige Whore
Greece:
υγρό Πόρνη
Italy:
Whore liquido

I'm trademarking these bitches right now!

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (iYbLN)

129 95 EU debt chart: http://tinyurl.com/2wgreqb Posted by: Max Power at September 16, 2011 04:43 PM (q177U) Wow. The Frogs are almost as screwed as the Germans...

Posted by: joncelli at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

130

Then they'd send it to a relative in Costa Rica but avoid the tariffs on new goods because Look! it's damaged.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 04:47 PM (F5OMl)

That sounds clever. Why do you think they threw tea into the harbor?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:49 PM (z1N6a)

131 How about we use the USAF to re-enact Dresden across the continent? Then we can bail them out. Un-fucking-real. All-too-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:50 PM (UlUS4)

132

Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2011 04:47 PM (NtXW4)

....


Don't even know what to say about that. I really hope we will have a Republican President who will say, "Thanks, but no thanks", if that situation ever occurs. Who cares if that offends Turkey, fuck them.

Posted by: KG at September 16, 2011 12:50 PM (LD21B)

133

Sounds like croanie capitalism to me - you have Proctor and Gamble stock?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 04:46 PM

Okay, I'm outed. But I'd like to shove them all into the Seine on general principles.

Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 12:51 PM (3kgHv)

134 Wait a minute. Does this mean we'll get Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna back?
Posted by: arhooley

The deal is off.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:51 PM (iYbLN)

135

We have the ability, they have the need.

Yup. Except this combines From each according to his abilities, etc., with "You drive, because you've only had eight beers so you're the soberest."

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 12:51 PM (F5OMl)

136 Can we make them states?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:51 PM (OhYCU)

137 does a honey badger have hair?

Posted by: Cricket at September 16, 2011 12:51 PM (DrC22)

138 Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

I thought someone on a thread earlier in the week said this wasn't the case, though I forget the reason why.

The US didn't get pulled into the Falklands thing, for instance.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2011 12:52 PM (3p99J)

139
Oh dear Lord.

Wheelbarrow of cash, meet Mr. Loaf of Bread.

Posted by: Wodeshed at September 16, 2011 12:52 PM (LEcV+)

140 It almost sounds like a giant.... P O N Z I S C H E M E FYI - Ponzi is Hungarian for Liquid Koorvah

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:52 PM (UlUS4)

141 Socialism doesn't work because eventually you run out of other people's money. They need to experience the running out part or they won't learn. Propping them up is harmful to *them* as well as us. There are times when that's not true, but this is a teachable moment for Europe.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2011 12:52 PM (bxiXv)

142 Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 04:45 PM (3kgHv)

I was in Paris about 10 years ago, and my sister asked me to pick up some frog cosmetics. I went to a shop in some elegant and expensive neighborhood (think Rodeo Drive or Soho or Madison Ave.), where the clerks were actually trained to apply the crap as well as sell it. They were immaculately dressed young Parisians, all three were smokin' hot, and all three stank. Not just a whiff of body odor from a long day at work. It was full-on "I haven't bathed in three days" stench.

Disgusting. And they make fun of Americans.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 12:53 PM (LH6ir)

143 FYI - Ponzi is Hungarian for Liquid Koorvah

Is that something like the Kavorka that Kramer had from Seinfeld?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:53 PM (iYbLN)

144 #136, In that case I hope we say "No" and suggest to Putin that maybe now would be a good time for him to take Constantinople for a warm water port and retake the grandest church in Orthodox Christendom while we look the other way. Not that I really want Putin in charge of the entrance to the Black Sea, but it would be a huge fuck you to most of the Middle East.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (ijjAe)

145 Wait, I just got a call from some guy named Roman Polanski.  Said he wanted to speak to my 13 year old daughter........?

Posted by: Ugknown at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (F1JEL)

146 Worse???

Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2011 04:47 PM (NtXW4)

No, what I've read is that the NATO treaty only requires mutual defense if the attack is unprovoked. The Israeli blockade on Gaza is legal and if the Turks try to run it, they've committed an act of war and NATO could opt out of coming to their assistance.

Posted by: Mætenloch at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (pAlYe)

147 Or, in the finest AOSHQ tradition, we'll bail them out if they send us all their euro-babes first. But shave and bathe them first. And de-louse. And wean them off heroin. On second thought, let's just give it a pass this time.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (bxiXv)

148 Rick Perry: "But first, they must all be injected"

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (OhYCU)

149 Why would Greece Bail? The money transfers are all they have. They will stand by the EU forever.  Or until they are ejected.

You're assuming rational decision making is taking place.  Sadly, reason absented the premises a long time ago, probably about the time the folks building the EU said 'Sure, we'll let Greece in, we'll just tell them to behave and all will be well!'

Actually, probably prior to that point.  Wishful thinking, thy name is leftard.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (GBXon)

150 142 Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

I thought someone on a thread earlier in the week said this wasn't the case, though I forget the reason why.

>>>>>

I think it's because we're only obliged to defend a NATO member if they are attacked.  Israel would have to attack Turkey first.

Posted by: not neo just conservative at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (01RS2)

151 If the EU falls, who will regulate the length and curve of bananas in Europe?

Think of the children!

Posted by: toby928™ at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (GTbGH)

152 108 It's even better morons.  Greece goes first so we get the Acropolis,all the goats and chicks with unibrows then we get Oktoberfest.  It just gets better and better
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:44 PM

As a consolation the Greek girls have big tits, but you need a weedwacker for getting through the other regions

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2011 12:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

153

EU debt chart:

==============

Looks like France is holding nearly a trillion in bad debt. Somebody could come up with some seriously evil schemes with that.

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 12:55 PM (3SvjA)

154 Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

I thought someone on a thread earlier in the week said this wasn't the case, though I forget the reason why.

The US didn't get pulled into the Falklands thing, for instance.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2011 04:52 PM (3p99J)

It's a defensive treaty, for one thing.  If the Israelis take Istanbul, perhaps then. If the Turks attack, no.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:55 PM (z1N6a)

155 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 04:53 PM (LH6ir) Now I know what Michael Jackson meant with "the funk of 40,000 years." Does this mean I have to wear an enviro suit to fuck Audrey Tatou?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:55 PM (UlUS4)

156

And they make fun of Americans.

And they eat snails and spread ground-up goose liver on crackers and bitch about McDonald's.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 12:55 PM (F5OMl)

157 But shave and bathe them first.

There aren't enough razors to do the job.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:56 PM (iYbLN)

158 Wheelbarrow of cash, meet Mr. Loaf Slice of Bread.

FIFY

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 12:56 PM (8y9MW)

159 Turkey, a NATO member, may go postal on Israel... and under the terms of the NATO treaty, if Israel hits back at Turkeys homeland... we get pulled in by treaty.

Israel is one thing.  Cyprus, and possibly Greece...that's the real tinderbox.

Not to mention all those 'guest workers' across the Continent.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 16, 2011 12:56 PM (GBXon)

160 147 FYI - Ponzi is Hungarian for Liquid Koorvah Is that something like the Kavorka that Kramer had from Seinfeld? Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:53 PM (iYbLN) Koorvah is an actual word meaning whore. My mom always used it and she was Hungarian, but I believe its roots may be generic east-Europe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:56 PM (UlUS4)

161 #145 they've been getting financially bailed out by us since World War One. Thank Woodrow Wilson for yet another precedent setting fuck-up.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 12:56 PM (ijjAe)

162 Okay, I'm outed. But I'd like to shove them all into the Seine on general principles.

Posted by: arhooley at September 16, 2011 04:51 PM (3kgHv)

That's In-Seine-ity!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:56 PM (z1N6a)

163 I've seen this movie before. No jews to scapegoat this time though. I'm sure they'll find someone.

Posted by: PR at September 16, 2011 12:57 PM (8a0kZ)

164 Give Europe to the Chinese, so we can bankrupt them.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:57 PM (OhYCU)

165 162 Wheelbarrow of cash, meet Mr. Loaf Slice of Bread. FIFY Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 04:56 PM (8y9MW) Loaf of pressed sawdust.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:57 PM (UlUS4)

166 The US didn't get pulled into the Falklands thing, for instance.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2011 04:52 PM (3p99J)

Falklands were outside of the covered area

For the purpose of Article 5, an armed attack on one or more of the Parties is deemed to include an armed attack:

on the territory of any of the Parties in Europe or North America, on the Algerian Departments of France (2), on the territory of or on the Islands under the jurisdiction of any of the Parties in the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer; on the forces, vessels, or aircraft of any of the Parties, when in or over these territories or any other area in Europe in which occupation forces of any of the Parties were stationed on the date when the Treaty entered into force or the Mediterranean Sea or the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer.

Attacking anything in Turkey, which they consider as a 'party in Europe' is different.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 16, 2011 12:57 PM (NtXW4)

167 Turkey's apparently more likely to start throwing stones at Cyprus over their newly-discovered natural gas fields, and Cyprus has just been bailed out by Russia ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (3p99J)

168

That's In-Seine-ity!

Oh-ho-ho ... Somme-day, Somme-day, ...

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (F5OMl)

169 I've seen this movie before. No jews to scapegoat this time though.

There's a reason Europe keeps siding against Israel.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (GBXon)

170 Soros: "How much?"

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (OhYCU)

171 I got dibs on Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (rtM7G)

172 It's not likely that a formal bailout will occur. As the OMB might say (the people who ware supposed to be crunching numbers and protecting the public fisc), the optics of that would be terrible. But who knows. The first miserable set of bailouts were far more arcane and insidious than many realize. Big bullet point from Chris Martenson at Seeking Alpha, way back in 2009: http://bit.ly/os0tpw The Federal Reserve has effectively been monetizing US government debt by cleverly enabling foreign central banks to swap their Agency debt for Treasury debt. Longish read, but it will disabuse you of any idea that bailouts will be visible. Another taste: In this game, Central Bank A prints up a bunch of money and buys the debt of Country B. Then the central bank of Country B prints up a bunch of money and buys the debt of Country A. Both enjoy the appearance of strong demand for their debt, both governments get money to use, and nobody is the wiser. Except that the world's total stock of central bank reserves keep on growing and growing and growing, as reflected in the custody account, which will someday result in thoroughly unserviceable amounts of debt, an unmanageable flood of money, or both. If this strikes you as a scam, congratulations; you get it.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (AZGON)

173

Oh-ho-ho ... Somme-day, Somme-day, ...

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 04:58 PM (F5OMl)

You Loire.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (z1N6a)

174 156 108 It's even better morons.  Greece goes first so we get the Acropolis,all the goats and chicks with unibrows then we get Oktoberfest.  It just gets better and better
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:44 PM

As a consolation the Greek girls have big tits, but you need a weedwacker for getting through the other regions

Posted by: kbdabear

From what I've heard industrial strength Nair and NASA type hair removal lasers.

Morons are big tits really worth all that trouble?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 12:58 PM (iYbLN)

175
Excellent!

Posted by: The Beckoning Chasm at September 16, 2011 12:59 PM (LEcV+)

176

That's In-Seine-ity!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 04:56 PM (z1N6a)

And that was weak. You lose 100 snark points.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 12:59 PM (8y9MW)

177 Berlin pleases me. Have her bathed and brought to my tent. Ready the Lemurs.

Posted by: toby928™ at September 16, 2011 12:59 PM (GTbGH)

178 Morons are big tits really worth all that trouble?

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:58 PM (iYbLN)

You have to ask?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 12:59 PM (z1N6a)

179  Can't we just demand that Europe be given over to control by the Czechs, Slovaks, Swiss, Poles, Estonians, Latvians, and Lithuanians? You know the people in Europe that are actually financially and politically sane?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 04:49 PM (ijjAe)

Where do you think they got their money from for a start up on a solid footing? Mostly from Germany

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 16, 2011 12:59 PM (H/MnC)

180 167 I've seen this movie before. No jews to scapegoat this time though. I'm sure they'll find someone. Posted by: PR at September 16, 2011 04:57 PM (8a0kZ) Yes there are still Jews in Europe and Britain and they are in danger. After WW2, when a handful returned to their homes in Poland (more than a million Polish Jews murdered), a pogrom ensued and several hundred murdered. Even now in Poland, where only a few thousand live, whenever something goes wrong, guess who is blamed and loudly? Hint: it ain't the Amish or the Muslims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 12:59 PM (UlUS4)

181 You know what would really invigorate Perry's campaign?

If he says no state bailouts and specifically calls out California.

Posted by: AmishDude at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (T0NGe)

182

That's In-Seine-ity!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 04:56 PM (z1N6a)

And that was weak. You lose 100 snark points.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 04:59 PM (8y9MW)

Yes, no Soup for you!

Posted by: Soup Nazi at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (NtXW4)

183

Most of the troops are elsewhere these days. We have some facilities there. 

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 04:44 PM (z1N6a)

We had 54,000 troops in Germany as of 2009. That's more than Korea.

We plan to have 3,000 in Iraq if the SCoaMF has his way.


Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (ENKCw)

184 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 04:56 PM (UlUS4)

It's Yiddish for whore.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (LH6ir)

185 What's over there, anyway? We would just have to sell all that junk in a big garage sale.  The Eiffel Tower, it's rusted out.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (OhYCU)

186 I've seen this movie before. No jews to scapegoat this time though. I'm sure they'll find someone.

Sorry all out.  My family gave at the Polish office in WWII.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (iYbLN)

187 Daddy, have they passed the bill yet?

Posted by: Sasha Obama at September 16, 2011 01:00 PM (Vy1lZ)

188

Why can't Soros/ Warren Buffet/ and Matt Damon bailout Europe?

 

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 16, 2011 01:01 PM (0fzsA)

189 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 01:01 PM (8y9MW)

190 They're the Elites. They Know Better. Now shut up and work.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 16, 2011 01:01 PM (5Z/+/)

191 195
They're the Elites. They Know Better.

Now shut up and work.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at September 16, 2011 05:01 PM (5Z/+/)

Top... men....

Posted by: Gratuitus Indy Jones Snark at September 16, 2011 01:02 PM (NtXW4)

192 Even now in Poland, where only a few thousand live, whenever something goes wrong, guess who is blamed and loudly? Hint: it ain't the Amish or the Muslims.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 04:59 PM (UlUS4)

The genius of anti Semitism is that you don't need any actual Jews to blame them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 01:02 PM (z1N6a)

193 Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 16, 2011 04:58 PM (rtM7G)

This Sophie Marceau?  (Sorta NSFW)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 01:02 PM (LH6ir)

194

From what I've heard industrial strength Nair and NASA type hair removal lasers.
-----------------------

What's wrong with hair down there?

Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 01:02 PM (3SvjA)

195

You Loire.

Aw, that's just Rhone, man.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 01:02 PM (F5OMl)

196 Morons are big tits really worth all that trouble?
Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:58 PM

No trouble as long as you rub the lotion on them. Now turn around while I apply the Lancome

Posted by: Pamela's Bra Clasp at September 16, 2011 01:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

197

Aw, that's just Rhone, man.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 05:02 PM (F5OMl)

You are Asine for trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 01:03 PM (z1N6a)

198 It's Yiddish for whore. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 05:00 PM (LH6ir) SKOAMF Shkootzim-Koorvah-oy-azoy-Momzer-Farbissiner

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:03 PM (UlUS4)

199 198 HOLY HEADLIGHTS!!

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 01:03 PM (fyOgS)

200

From what I've heard industrial strength Nair and NASA type hair removal lasers.
-----------------------

What's wrong with hair down there?

Posted by: fluffy

The problem is it's all over.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 01:03 PM (iYbLN)

201 I think Ace should get the bailout instead.  If Europe wants the money, they can bottle vodka faster.  Work, Swede!

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at September 16, 2011 01:04 PM (epBek)

202

Aw, that's just Rhone, man.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 05:02 PM (F5OMl)

You are Asine for trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 05:03 PM (z1N6a)

Don't go that route.  It never Alps.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 16, 2011 01:04 PM (GBXon)

203 No!!! Not again, please, not again!!!

Posted by: The Chicken at September 16, 2011 01:04 PM (k2Fyd)

204 200 You Loire. Aw, that's just Rhone, man. Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 05:02 PM (F5OMl) You Loire, GARCON (French Joe Wilson)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:04 PM (UlUS4)

205 dick thread

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 16, 2011 01:04 PM (OhYCU)

206 205 From what I've heard industrial strength Nair and NASA type hair removal lasers. ----------------------- What's wrong with hair down there? Posted by: fluffy The problem is it's all over. Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 05:03 PM (iYbLN) I thought the Euros hated Bush?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:05 PM (UlUS4)

207 I'm trying to think of a downside to massive riots and even war in Europe so long as not a single US soldier is sent over . . . .

Let the fuckers burn and all the moslum radicals they've coddled for years with them.

They'll need oil for their wars which means the re-colonization (and pacification) of the arab states . . . .

Posted by: Jimmuy at September 16, 2011 01:05 PM (brUph)

208 Didn't we go through something like this in Europe last century? Its cute and all, but really, why bother with them. Why don't we just sell Europe to Disney and they can employ all the Europeans to dress up in costumes and then charge an admittance fee? Lemons to lemonade. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 16, 2011 01:05 PM (0M3AQ)

209 213 Didn't we go through something like this in Europe last century? Its cute and all, but really, why bother with them. Why don't we just sell Europe to Disney and they can employ all the Europeans to dress up in costumes and then charge an admittance fee? Lemons to lemonade. Easy peasy. Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 16, 2011 05:05 PM (0M3AQ) Charles Lindbergh was right - just 100 years too early, I guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:06 PM (UlUS4)

210
I want the Louvre as collateral.




Fuck the Louvre, it's French. I'll take the Colosseum. Yeah, it's just a hunk of concrete, but you can feed leftists to the lions there for entertainment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2011 01:07 PM (wPbwV)

211

Don't go that route.  It never Alps.

Sometimes it Cannes.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 01:07 PM (F5OMl)

212 I'm trying to think of a downside to massive riots and even war in Europe so long as not a single US soldier is sent over . . . .

I think you need to double-check your premise.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 16, 2011 01:07 PM (8y9MW)

213 Can't we just pay Finland to deal with them harshly or something? Wouldn't that be cheaper?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 01:07 PM (ijjAe)

214 Morons are big tits really worth all that trouble? Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 04:58 PM (iYbLN) I have spent several minutes trying to understand this sentence. The words appear to be English, but put together in that order they make no sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2011 01:08 PM (bxiXv)

215 Can't we just pay Finland to deal with them harshly or something? Wouldn't that be cheaper?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 05:07 PM (ijjAe)

That would be a fight to the Finnish.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 01:08 PM (z1N6a)

216 If they default let's take some of their Eastern European women as collateral, maybe throw in some Norwegians as well.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2011 01:08 PM (tKFT6)

217 I'm trying to think of a downside to massive riots and even war in Europe

No more Porsches.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 16, 2011 01:08 PM (3p99J)

218 I have spent several minutes trying to understand this sentence. The words appear to be English, but put together in that order they make no sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2011 05:08 PM (bxiXv)

You just blanked out after word 4

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 01:09 PM (z1N6a)

219 It's a world of Muslims a world of fear It's a world George Soros would like to steer There's so much to despair and they got too much hair It's a fucked up world....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:09 PM (UlUS4)

220 If they default let's take some of their Eastern European women as collateral, maybe throw in some Norwegians as well.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2011 05:08 PM (tKFT6)

There's nothing like a Dane.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 01:09 PM (z1N6a)

221 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 05:03 PM (UlUS4)

Nah, too complicated. He's just a schmuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 01:09 PM (LH6ir)

222 That would be a fight to the Finnish. Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 05:08 PM (z1N6a) UGH! But I did chuckle. Tell it to Kathleen SIBELIUS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:10 PM (UlUS4)

223 Screw it lets take soccer and widen the goals by a two feet each way, more entertaining.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2011 01:11 PM (tKFT6)

224
Fuck the Louvre, it's French. I'll take the Colosseum. Yeah, it's just a hunk of concrete, but you can feed leftists to the lions there for entertainment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2011 05:07 PM (wPbwV)

Hey, Mr. President... I got a GREAT Idea... lets pay Greece a few billion for the Parthenon!  That way, next campaign, you can have REAL Greek Columns, and it gets the Greeks out of debt!

Win/Win!

Posted by: Tim Geithner at September 16, 2011 01:12 PM (NtXW4)

225

But I'm also sure that Europe's Elites have long made huge bets on this and are avoiding it at least partly because of the political repudiation that would follow.

Ace,

Repeatedly ignoring the votes against the EU have shown Euorocrats to be quite contemptuous of political repudiation. I think they're trying to avoid lynching, or at least reality forcing them to admit they were wrong and the peasant voters right.

Posted by: Randy M at September 16, 2011 01:12 PM (vI8R6)

226 228 Screw it lets take soccer and widen the goals by a two feet each way, more entertaining. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 16, 2011 05:11 PM (tKFT6) On motorcycles with lances and maces (maceii?)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 16, 2011 01:13 PM (UlUS4)

227 220 Can't we just pay Finland to deal with them harshly or something? Wouldn't that be cheaper?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 05:07 PM (ijjAe)

That would be a fight to the Finnish!

Posted by: FireHorse at September 16, 2011 01:14 PM (F5OMl)

228 You just blanked out after word 4 Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2011 05:09 PM (z1N6a) The ironic thing is I like most shapes and sizes, I'm not particular, but I had to go for the joke anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2011 01:14 PM (bxiXv)

229 "United Europe" has made the kleptocrats wealthy and powerful beyond imagining. They will no sooner release that power than your average third-world dictator - they are in fact the same thing with better specchwriters and more staff.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 16, 2011 01:16 PM (bxiXv)

230 Here's what I want from a President:

"Yes, Mrs Merkel.  We'll provide dollars.  You provide the collateral."

"We want the Nurburgring.  Yeah, the whole Nordschliefe, Adenau, Nurburg, just throw in the whole county.  And Bavaria.   Nice place and they know how to make money.  Tell Sarkozy we're taking his Med coastline.  He can keep Marseilles, but we want the pretty part.   That goes for the Italians and Greeks and Spaniards too.  Nah, we don't want the people...well, maybe the chicks that aren't too skanky.  Oh, and we want islands.  The warm ones, don't try to fob Ireland off on us.  Yeah,  I'll be sending over some folks to scope it all out."

"You didn't think we were going to do this UNSECURED, did you?"

Posted by: JEM at September 16, 2011 01:16 PM (o+SC1)

231 I want Javier Bardem.

Nothing else.  I'm not greedy.

Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 01:19 PM (iYbLN)

232 I want the Azores. Those are beautiful Islands.

Posted by: Iblis at September 16, 2011 01:20 PM (/oDXi)

233 I just had a thought; if Turkey goes to war with Israel, odds are that the Kurds make their move in a third front for a homeland.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at September 16, 2011 01:21 PM (ijjAe)

234 Oh yeah, just Javier.

http://tinyurl.com/4xk9t5o


Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 16, 2011 01:21 PM (iYbLN)

235
For collateral, who's the heat-stoppingly beautiful frog newsreader that used to have her photo up on the AoS ads all the time? Run her through a car wash in a convertible for frog-stench removal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2011 01:23 PM (wPbwV)

236 240 Oh yeah,forget her name but I doubt she smelled.

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2011 01:25 PM (fyOgS)

237 198 Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 16, 2011 04:58 PM (rtM7G) This Sophie Marceau?  (Sorta NSFW) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at September 16, 2011 05:02 PM (LH6ir) I would like to subscribe to your full color newsletter.

Posted by: MrCaniac at September 16, 2011 01:31 PM (eKuOw)

238 You know The Israelis should start howling about how they've now got all this nice new cheap natural gas and oil, and they don't actually hate the west.

Posted by: Iblis at September 16, 2011 01:31 PM (/oDXi)

239 If you haven't started the food stocking phase yet, you better get busy.

Posted by: MarkC at September 16, 2011 01:36 PM (yPPVC)

240 I welcome the European refugees with open arms.

Posted by: Rick Perry For Amnesty at September 16, 2011 01:46 PM (EL+OC)

241 I'm about ready to vote Ron Paul, I'm that disgusted.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2011 02:14 PM (dZ756)

242 #235 -- nahhh, it's more like:  Merkel, we want X part of Portugal, Y part of Italy, Z part of Ireland, and A part of Greece -- now go get them for us.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2011 02:16 PM (dZ756)

243 @138..it's worse than you think...we'd have to take Johnny Depp back....

Posted by: Rondinellamamma at September 16, 2011 03:16 PM (165ZM)

244 We're not loaning Euro banks money at all. We are swapping $/Euros with the ECB [Japan is also participating.]

We have no credit risk from Euro banks, that's not what's happening- there's no 'bailout' to not get repaid.

If you're worried about the Euro, remember:
1) It is wayyyy stronger than the USD right now, and
2) the swap will be repaid at the original rate.

So the US doesn't have any FX risk, the ECB just returns the dollars to the Fed. [As noted, the ECB can print all the euros they want to buy our dollars back anyway.]

The WH/Fed does a lot of dumb things, this is NOT one of them.

Posted by: horn at September 16, 2011 04:06 PM (ZjP0F)

245 249 Horn, We are swapping unbacked dollars for a declining currency that has 4 members at risk of default. The idea that this swap is accomplishing anything if it is a straight swap is funny. Timmy Turbotax and Helicopter Ben Bukkake are using this to get the camel's nose in the tent. Regardless the flooding of cash will boost inflation.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 05:30 PM (ZeRDv)

246 You really make it seem so uderstandable with your presentation but I find this topic before really hard to understand. It seems too complicated and very broad for me.

Posted by: Storm’s Heart AudioBook at September 16, 2011 05:45 PM (EYYAV)

247

I see a 'Jimmy Carter' redux with all this tons of magic money being dumped into the world market the rocket has to take off sooner or later.

A couple weeks ago I went all in and invested. I had moved to cash back when the market was around 11000 the first time. Now I have stocks in companies you can't do with out - garbage hauling, food, gas and oil (particularly shale deposits), medical. I put a third into gold metal ETF as well.

You might want to stock in food and ammo. It won't go down in price that's for sure. If this goes Weirmar Republic or Zimbabwe you'll be miles ahead.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 17, 2011 08:51 AM (EhYdw)

248

Posted by: sven10077 at September 16, 2011 09:30 PM
The idea that this swap is accomplishing anything if it is a straight swap is funny.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic seems a fitting metaphor. The crew is 'doing something' during the emergency.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 17, 2011 08:56 AM (EhYdw)

249 21 Social Security is in a lock box.
Posted by: fluffy at September 16, 2011 04:30 PM    Is that the same box they used for Schrödinger's cat?? Seems like the outcome will actually be deterministic - Social (in)Security IS dead.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 17, 2011 09:04 AM (EhYdw)

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