April 22, 2011
— Ace No, really. You lot.
I was at his book signing yesterday in DC, at ATR (Americans for Tax Relief), for his new book, Righteous Indignation.
I spoke to him a bit. Here is the actual exchange:
Breitbart: "You have the best commenters on the internet."
Me: "I know, I hear that all the time." (Subtext: Stop complimenting other people and tell me something good about me.)
Breitbart: "Seriously, they're hysterical."
Me: "Mind if I quote you on that?" (Subtext: I'm funny too, you know.)
Breitbart: "No, go ahead, quote me. Actually, I usually don't even read the articles, I just go to the comments to, uh, see...."
Me: "To get a sense of the room?"
Breitbart: "Yes, to see how things are playing, what people are thinking."
Me: "Well, even though that's kind of a put-down [strained smile] I'll quote you on that too."
So, there you go: Breitbart reads you guys to get a sense of where the movement is heading.
He also, at the end, seemed to suggest some kind of plan to get you guys over on his site, but I'm not sure why he would think I would conspire with him on that.
By the way, I just put my last post into draft because it's long and has more of a "lazy Saturday afternoon long thinky-post" feel to it. I'll cut it some and post it tomorrow.
I also wanted to report a little more on the little bits of rumor I heard yesterday, but I really want to get this up before 5 pm. So I'm posting this part now; I'll do the other stuff later.
Added to the Dialogue: Yes, I'm going from memory, but most of it is actually accurate to the word. I forgot he did say "hysterical." I added that in.
And actually, this was the second time I'd heard this this very night (in a two hour span). Another guy (not a celebrity type) said the same thing.
I honestly do always hear this. Always. Usually the second thing after "I love your blog" or "It's the one I refresh fifteen times a day" (same thing) is the "You have the best commenters" line.
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we are Unworthy..............
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 22, 2011 12:18 PM (UqKQV)
Translation: Andrew doesn't like my posts, so you don't get one!
Heh, Ace you do good work.
Posted by: Randy at April 22, 2011 12:18 PM (GtTYq)
*Kisses to Andrew and Ace*
Our movement is better than Dear Leader's kinetic movement or other movements.
Ace...what rumors? Good rumors? Don't keep me hanging...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 22, 2011 12:19 PM (FnRYN)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 22, 2011 12:21 PM (npr0X)
Andrew B knows what we all here at AoS know:
We say shit in the comments days, weeks, sometimes months before the tv pundits say it.
The analysis here at AoS is always sharp, pithy, and insightful.
Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 22, 2011 12:21 PM (IKwYb)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 12:21 PM (7dkEj)
No offense, Ace.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 12:21 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: Bloody Mary at April 22, 2011 12:21 PM (dDbkT)
Breitbart, Ace, Dennis Miller, Gutfeld......
More please.
Conservatism needs it. Along with all the great commenters here.
Hell, I need it. Even Monty, for all his doom (dittos) is a funny, good natured cat (channelling DM).
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (dWPyO)
Seriously, so true. That post Warden did last night on what made people conservative was the best example of that.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (7dkEj)
It's going to rain in buckets here in the NE, so a long post will be welcome.
I think Andrew's plaudits were aimed mostly at Spurwing Plover, no?
Posted by: spongeworthy at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (rplL3)
Not only is AoS a great military blog, it has the ability to shape opinion. Posters come for information, and with the wide range of respondents, many have knowledge bases that far eclipse what's available elsewhere. I come for the knowledge, snark, and entertainment, but stay for the ball busting and cooter jokes.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (ZHsNw)
Anyone interested on the background of the "missing post," have a read of Fred Thompson on lazy journalists at NR:
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (QMtmy)
(I'm sure it won't last now that I've said that, but it was true up until the point I hit the "Post" button--really, it was!)
Posted by: ParisParamus at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (cdCC7)
Posted by: Fred at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (xWGQr)
I thought only morons were reading this shite.
Oh jeeesshhh
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 12:22 PM (HBqDo)
Breitbart: "You have the best commenters on the internet."
Subtext: I want everyone in the Moron Nation to buy my book!
Just kidding Andrew you crafty bastard - keep up the good work!
Posted by: Roadking at April 22, 2011 12:23 PM (h518D)
He also, at the end, seemed to suggest some kind of plan to get you guys over on his site, but I'm not sure why he would think I would conspire with him on that.
Well you do fail at that 
not sticking the links to his sites in the post as a "subtle" funny attempt. And he'd have to allow people to constantly change names to incentivise many..
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 12:23 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2011 12:23 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2011 12:23 PM (uqJo6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 22, 2011 12:24 PM (tf9Ne)
Come here for the articles. Stay for the hobo stew. With a ValuRite chaser.
Posted by: CUS at April 22, 2011 12:24 PM (wOGfT)
Andrew B knows what we all here at AoS know:
We say shit in the comments days, weeks, sometimes months before the tv pundits say it.
*Kloppy pause*
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 22, 2011 12:24 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 12:24 PM (th0op)
Posted by: tangonine at April 22, 2011 12:25 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: woman at the table next to the table where charlie brown's teacher is having sex at April 22, 2011 12:25 PM (Y1DZt)
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: Bill Oreilly (wouldn't be caught dead here) at April 22, 2011 12:26 PM (uqJo6)
AoS is a Think Tank
a crude, raunchy, tasteless Think Tank
But, hey, we solve real world problems in the comments -- from Libya to the deficit crisis, we solved all our problems. Most of the time, we do it in fifty comments or less.
/nods
/fuckyeah
Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 22, 2011 12:26 PM (IKwYb)
I have a bit of a man-crush on Breitbart.
The guy just won't take one ounce of shit from left wingers, especially the propagandists in the media.
Check this shit out. It had me literally on my feet giving a fist pump.
Andrew Breitbart rocks. I hope I have the opportunity to buy him a beer some day.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 12:26 PM (Z3nzS)
Posted by: Mr Pink at April 22, 2011 12:26 PM (Mq8kx)
Posted by: Rick at April 22, 2011 12:26 PM (L/O45)
*Kisses to Andrew and Ace*
Our movement is better than Dear Leader's kinetic movement or other movements.
Its because of the fiber content on the site.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 12:27 PM (oVQFe)
Woohoo! Now that Breitbart likes us, we're SOMEBODY now!
As opposed to the fellow that puts up the 'headers' on this site so we can frolic in the comments. Does anybody even read those?
It is only the sweet field of unmowed comments that draws me nigh.
Posted by: West at April 22, 2011 12:27 PM (1Rgee)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 22, 2011 12:27 PM (FnRYN)
Posted by: Martin Bashir and my poncy Brit accent at April 22, 2011 12:27 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2011 12:27 PM (fF5sa)
Posted by: AmishDude (saying what every moron is thinking) at April 22, 2011 12:28 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 22, 2011 12:28 PM (bAySe)
To hell with picking 535 names from the New York telephone book to run Congress. Give me 535 morons and this fiscal problem can be solved.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 12:28 PM (ZHsNw)
Good commentors, and good comments, are a reflection of the intellectual curiosity, tolerance, and open mindedness of the guy running the show. That and the right amount of valuerite. (I either need more or less, i can't tell which)
Nothing turns off people with something to add more than when the guy in charge tears into someone for disagreeing with him. That almost never happens here.
Posted by: anon. at April 22, 2011 12:28 PM (uz3hs)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (JKe0g)
Phuck you. My story about Captain America made this site.
Posted by: Stolin Poo at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (uqJo6)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (usvhr)
2) We establish our own identities in a semi-unique way.
3) The long, open comment sections encourage a "narrative commenting" that brings people back and "extends the conversation."
It's kind of a unique feel. We also have different day and night shifts, with a very different "flavor," though some people cross over.
Most sites either have a small in-group of regular commenters or a vast swath of random posters who don't really know each other, AoS kind of has both.
IIRC the "Big" sites have user ratings, which is kind of helpful, and kind of pointless. I haven't felt the need to really comment there, at least not enough to register. The conversations are short and strident.
The "barrier to entry" at AoS is pretty darned low.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (bxiXv)
I tend to think of us morons as the dextrosphere version of Terry Pratchett's Nac Mac Feegle - rowdy, hard-drinking, fearless, anarchic, and menaces to all and sundry.
"why are you sealing our eggs?" "It wasna nailed doon, miss!"
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (Wc7h8)
Posted by: DrewM. at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (plesI)
He's one of the few people around who could have someone come up and yell "You go to hell!!" at him and be 99% sure they are quoting him as a compliment.
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (th0op)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: Soothsayer 6 of 8 at April 22, 2011 12:29 PM (IKwYb)
Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at April 22, 2011 12:30 PM (h6mPj)
Breitbart demonstrated his testicular fortitude when he stood in Madison and gave the SEIU and liberal antagonists the big middle finger, figuratively of course.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 12:30 PM (ZHsNw)
Which is why I post only in steel studded leather.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 12:30 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2011 12:31 PM (M9Ie6)
I'll tell you why. Ace has no registration.
People who are insightful and funny are not going to bother with entering a password, enabling cookies, and generally fucking around with all the crap that goes into a closed system.
We weed out trolls on our own, and police ourselves. Getting a herd of sheep that agree to registration is the surest #1 way to mediocrity and boredom (see Hot Air). It's also the surest way to a cloistering den of fetid groupthink. Again, see Hot Air.
Breitbart can learn something from that if he wants a lively comment section.
Posted by: s'moron at April 22, 2011 12:31 PM (UaxA0)
It's the sock puppetry that makes the comments so awesome.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 12:31 PM (Z3nzS)
To hell with picking 535 names from the New York telephone book to run Congress. Give me 535 morons and this fiscal problem can be solved.
Does NYMEX have a listing for hobo pelts?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 12:31 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: robtron at April 22, 2011 12:31 PM (DSeW+)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 22, 2011 12:32 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at April 22, 2011 12:32 PM (oDUHp)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at April 22, 2011 12:32 PM (2Oas0)
The troll-bashing is pretty good there, but here it is epic.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 12:32 PM (BP6Z1)
What did Andrew Sullivan say to his date from the NBA?
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $100, Alex.
Posted by: jeopardy moron at April 22, 2011 12:33 PM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: Alexi Zimbabwe at April 22, 2011 12:33 PM (IKwYb)
but I felt I wasn;t smart enough to add much
I'm assuming you are being self deprecating.
Anyway, you are at least as smart as one of the Sklar brothers.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 12:34 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Barack H. Obama, Preznit for 5 1/2 more years at April 22, 2011 12:34 PM (p05LM)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 04:22 PM (7dkEj)
That post, by the way, seems to have quieted down.. within the last hour.
now that, is amazing.
Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at April 22, 2011 12:34 PM (iKPSv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 22, 2011 12:34 PM (FnRYN)
You're under-appreciated and under-recognized, Ace. More than a few of your posts are brilliant. I don't hardly ever use that word, but it fits.
not brilliant-brilliant, but really really smart and stuff. Better than anywhere else, most of the time.
Posted by: Martin Bashir and my poncy Brit accent at April 22, 2011 12:35 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:35 PM (nj1bB)
*Clears throat*
Someone looking for me?
Posted by: The Semi-Annual All-Ace's-Commenters-Are-Racist Flamewar at April 22, 2011 12:35 PM (uqJo6)
What are you saying? I'm a fuckin' clown? I amuse you? What the fuck are you trying to say here?
Posted by: Navin R Pesci at April 22, 2011 12:35 PM (HpT9p)
Posted by: Your Toilet at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (oDUHp)
Posted by: toby928™ at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (bp264)
Nothing turns off people with something to add more than when the guy in charge tears into someone for disagreeing with him. That almost never happens here.
Posted by: anon. at April 22, 2011 04:28 PM (uz3hs)
Really? You must have blocked out last summer then. You're just not likely to be banned here for arguing with him.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (oVQFe)
What did you call ME!?!?!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM !?!?!?!
Posted by: Her Exalted Highness Amy Bishop at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (0q2P7)
Don't need none of them Peeps for Easter.
Posted by: Honey Badger at April 22, 2011 12:36 PM (M9Ie6)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, who sucks nothing at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Art Vandelay at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (kt5ZI)
Someone looking for me?
Posted by: The Semi-Annual All-Ace's-Commenters-Are-Racist Flamewar at April 22, 2011 04:35 PM (uqJo6)
That would be me. You owe me more money.
Posted by: Shirley Sherrod at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (uqJo6)
Okay, I'll go with that.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (HwE/1)
>>> Breitbart can learn something from that if he wants a lively comment section.
I agree but I'm sure at the end of the day it has to do with ad-dollars. If Ace dropped the hammer on this place it would suck because obviously it would change but I bet he could make more $.
God Bless you Ace.
Posted by: Roadking at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (h518D)
He wanted to do it as joint thing, I forget who contacted who.
The trouble is that he was not really engaged (I spoke to his peeps) and honestly I'm shit for planning so I wasn't engaged either. I think we both had the idea the other one would do all the work and organization, and neither of us did.
Really? He can plan undercover sting operations and shit, but he can't get a bunch of morons to Sin City? Really? You, I'm not surprised.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 12:37 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: AnonymousSallyDrivelField at April 22, 2011 12:38 PM (Ilc9V)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 04:35 PM (nj1bB)
How about South Carolina (Myrtle Beach, Charleston) 2012, on the Eve of the primary which decides our nominee (if history is any indication)?
Ok that is selfish, since I live here. And I'd make Vic buy me booze.
I'm still down for NYC or DC or Vegas though.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 12:38 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: anon. at April 22, 2011 04:28 PM (uz3hs)
Hmmm.... interesting thread Idea for the Moron's...
How many of you, like myself, was specificly emailed and 'disinvited' from commenting at Hot Air? (never ban'd, because I never broke the rules)...
Posted by: Conspiracy Guy! at April 22, 2011 12:38 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 12:38 PM (T0NGe)
He wanted to do it as joint thing, I forget who contacted who.
The trouble is that he was not really engaged (I spoke to his peeps) and honestly I'm shit for planning so I wasn't engaged either. I think we both had the idea the other one would do all the work and organization, and neither of us did.
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 04:35 PM (nj1bB)
You forgot to make the pancakes didn't you?
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (th0op)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (nj1bB)
The "barrier to entry" at AoS is pretty darned low.
Except for the feeding frenzy when we get a new troll. Like the chubby-chaser leftist cockholster that was stupid enough to use his real name and link to his blog. The name escapes me, but it made for a month or so of epic trollbashing.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (GC5/b)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 04:38 PM (pAlYe)
Okay....close the thread.
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 12:39 PM (th0op)
Posted by: tangonine at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (nj1bB)
I was one of those folks who never thought or talked politics. Until 2008. Somehow (I really can't remember), my first foray into politics started with following WND. Again, I don't know how I came across that site. I don't think it was birtherism, that doesn't draw me in more than a sideshow, a passing morbid curiosity. But WND did vent about liberal abuses and outrages. I didn't stay there long. Soon I learned of Michelle Malkin and made her site my home, then Hot Air.
After seeing Ace get linked a few times and Hot Air, I eventually visited the main page and read more than the one link. And I was hooked. I wasn't thrilled about the lack of RSS, but I love the content so much that I put up with it. I now consider AoSHQ my home for news. While the volume of contents keeps me from reading each and every one, I skim most articles'. I love the intelligence, wit, and humor in here.
My wife has political opinions in line with mine, but she doesn't follow the news. Her info comes from my parroting to her what I read here. (Some things I don't dare parrot, though.
Thanks, fellow readers, and thanks to Ace and the crew. This site has become an important part of my life and understanding of the world.Posted by: JoeInMD at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (PIahf)
Your piece the other day, linking a reporter aggressive toward Obama, a preference cascade, and affirmative action inspired feelings was brilliant.
And hysterical too.
Posted by: Jack at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (kCT7A)
I think the wild nature is both why this place is so cool and why it's so hard to move toward mainstream or commercialization (The "Big" sites are, to some extent, moneymakers and designed from the ground up to be so - as was Hot Air, Pajamas Media - not saying that's all they are).
I would like to see Ace make more money (I'd throw more in the kitty but I have no income right now - I'll try to remember when the money starts flowing again), but I can see how that's difficult.
I mean, look at some of the best Ace rants and imagine them as a "last appearance on Fox News before the restraining order." Which is kind of their loss because some brilliant formulations have come from the keyboard of the head Ewok.
The really sick, ironic thing is that if you could imagine a Bizarro World Ace, complete with eurodouche hipster hair and glasses, that was a leftist, he'd not only fit into the mainstream but would probably have a Schultz / Olbermann / Maher level TV show by now.
Also, while I *love* the 'shops, they would absolutely kill Pixy. Links and hosting sites, people.
If I had any energy, I'd maybe write a plugin or assist program that made it easier to host and create tinyurl links, edit text and paste it into the editor ready-to-go.
And maybe manage socks as well, that gets a little wonky sometimes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (bxiXv)
The Moron Horde, we are more fearsome than Jenghis' horde.
Thanks Andrew. Come for the Valu-Rite, stay for the snark! 
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 04:30 PM (HBqDo)
Pics or it doesn't happen.
Posted by: CUS at April 22, 2011 12:40 PM (wOGfT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2011 12:41 PM (usvhr)
IHOP just released their new menu, with a specialty breakfast called the Rachel Corrie Pancake Extravaganza.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 12:41 PM (ZHsNw)
You want to make sure I am all tore up and hung over down in Charleston on the day of the primary and have to drive 3 hours back feeling like crap to vote??
Posted by: Honey Badger at April 22, 2011 12:41 PM (M9Ie6)
Now, granted, I haven't been commenting regularly either these past 2 years, but I'll just pretend not to notice that if the rest of you do as well.
Posted by: krakatoa at April 22, 2011 12:41 PM (ri69A)
Posted by: sifty at April 22, 2011 04:37 PM (+cmP9)
Mmmmmm oh yeah, keep going with that dirty talk.
Posted by: HEMRoid at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Israeli Tank Stuck in the Mud at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (0nqdj)
You know what I want to see? Andrew Breitbart on MSNBC wearing an Ace of Spades t-shirt.
I'd loan him mine, but a hole appeared in the armpit 4 weeks after ace shipped it to me.
I think he bought those fucking things from a wholesaler inYemen.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (Z3nzS)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (nj1bB)
I'm almost embarrassed to admit this. I read this site for several months (almost a year) w/out reading the comments.
I hate one-upsmanship, but feel compelled to make you feel better because I have a worse embarrassment. When I became interested in politics and started reading up on it on the net during the 2008 primaries, I mainly read DailyKooks and firedoglake. They were the first sites I stumbled across and once I became familiar with RCP, HotAir, AoS and others I read them all regularly for awhile to gather me up some education.
Never bought into lefty politics but it was a real eye-opener to see the contrast in which news stories were adressed or ignored on the various sites. And to see with my own eyes how blantant the MSM lies/slanders/distorts/etc. It also didn't take long to see what a huge contrast there is in the quality of thought behind comments at various sites.
At the risk of being a suck-up, AB is right, Ace commenters are the smartest and funniest hands down. Ace is a very smart and insightful writer. And smart is sexy.
I only visit the lefty sites occasionnaly now, to see how delusional they are on a given topic. But they're more into despair than hopenchange these days, and the posts and comments bore me to tears.
Posted by: Mayday at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: A.G. at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (r1N2K)
Didn't add much to the dialogue, but I feel better.
Ace, you need to write a book to get some cash in your pocket.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 22, 2011 12:42 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: Playboy at April 22, 2011 12:43 PM (IXLvN)
Zsa Zsa Huffington doesn't appreciate AoS, and would send a bottled fart to each poster if she had your address.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 12:43 PM (ZHsNw)
Seriously, there are no biker minxes here, that's really my only complaint
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 12:43 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 22, 2011 12:43 PM (DM6DH)
No need for all that. Hi. My name is AnonymousDrivel. I'm an alcoholic (Valu-Rite) and I read xxx.breitbart.xxx.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 22, 2011 12:43 PM (Ilc9V)
Memo to the HEAD EWOK (do we call you Wickett?) nice work!
Oh and Disneyland Star Tours Redeux to open June 6. 56 different ride possibilities! EASTER MIRACLE
Posted by: icemike at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (y4P6O)
The Moron Horde, we are more fearsome than Jenghis' horde.
Thanks Andrew. Come for the Valu-Rite, stay for the snark!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 04:40 PM (caQ0a)
Yeah, Horde fits much better... because Nations are better organized... all those laws and stuff...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: MostlyRight at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (LaqL2)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (gJNMj)
To hell with picking 535 names from the New York telephone book to run Congress. Give me 535 morons and this fiscal problem can be solved. Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 04:28 PM (ZHsNw)
535 morons=35 alcoholics and their 500 socks.
Posted by: glowing blue meat at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (K/USr)
Did Mr. Breitbart happen to say anything about your blog's sockpuppeteers or concern trolls?
Because, as a conservative Republican commenter's opposite-talking alter ego, I'm concerned.
Posted by: WaterCow at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (uUo97)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 12:44 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2011 12:45 PM (GC5/b)
You want to make sure I am all tore up and hung over down in Charleston on the day of the primary and have to drive 3 hours back feeling like crap to vote??
Heh.
Naw, I figure it would be an election night thing. So you would vote, then make your way down here.
I mean, if you want to start boozing it up early, I could send my chauffeur to drive you down here. Downtown Charleston wouldn't be a bad place to have a celebration though, depending on who was winning....DUH!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 12:45 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Donald Trump at April 22, 2011 12:45 PM (//Ddm)
Posted by: tangonine at April 22, 2011 12:45 PM (x3YFz)
And hey, next time you are around that loudmouth dickwad Rev. Dr. Michael Eric Dyson, PhD, Esq. punch him in his fat face and the balls for me.
Thanks. Honestly, you could have gone after that bloated fat swishy hot air balloon a lot better when you were on that zitfaced pimplepuss Maher's shitty show.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at April 22, 2011 12:45 PM (tcSZb)
Posted by: Scott J at April 22, 2011 12:46 PM (KC2BE)
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at April 22, 2011 12:46 PM (oDUHp)
Oh, and just notice that all of my comments are copyrighted, so use at your own peril.....
Posted by: © Sponge at April 22, 2011 12:46 PM (UK9cE)
Anyway, you are at least as smart as one of the Sklar brothers.....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 04:34 PM (dWPyO)
--Have not checked in much for the past month --busy with work-- but did you catch Jay Mohr Monday? Not as funny as his previous couple of outings, but his Ghost Whisperer take was hilarious.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 12:46 PM (BP6Z1)
I don't have the money and in even if I did I'm not a businessman, so I wouldn't want to put it up.
So that's why it fell through. It was actually kind of a bad idea to start talking about it as a joint thing because I think it removed, as I said, the initiative from either of us to actually do it.
I don't think Scruffy's Motel and Strip-o-Rama charge all that much up front. Just by the hour. We are talking morons here, after all.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 12:46 PM (LFiVW)
I live to battle the libs on their home turf...I go to local colleges, I go to their media matters facebook pages...any place I can engage these morons I will. They are so easy to crush because well, they are liberals with no clue.
Breitbart is this way but on a huge national scale.... I love the guy..he is one of our best weapons and gets my total respect.
Posted by: Lead Vocals at April 22, 2011 12:47 PM (amSe4)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:47 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 12:47 PM (LNaCu)
How many of you, like myself, was specificly emailed and 'disinvited' from commenting at Hot Air? (never ban'd, because I never broke the rules)...
Posted by: Conspiracy Guy! at April 22, 2011 04:38 PM (NtXW4)
It seemed to take forever to find an open enrollment time and just after I got in the place turned to shit. They used to have some good commentors and either the good'uns got banned or, like me, they just got bored and stopped going there. Btw, I never got banned by the pony-tailed bike riding ukelele playing horse's ass either when his insanity hit critical mass; I just completely stopped going to that cesspool. To give Foul Air its props, it gets lots of relevant video clips up in a timely fashion.
Like Breitbart said: This place is the schizz. I think some of the current HA commentors consider us the fucking Wild Bunch.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 22, 2011 12:47 PM (vEVry)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2011 12:47 PM (usvhr)
I'll bet Drudge even stops by to get a sense of the zeitgeist.
And being able to weave words like that into comments gives me a Schadenboner.
Posted by: Roy at April 22, 2011 12:48 PM (a5Jyq)
Posted by: Wodeshed at April 22, 2011 12:48 PM (l6BRb)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 04:44 PM (h+qn
Agreed. I'd hit it, or rather be hit by it. Or something like that.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 22, 2011 12:48 PM (UciSl)
535 morons=35 alcoholics and their 500 socks.
Posted by: glowing blue meat at April 22, 2011 04:44 PM (K/USr)
Hmmmm.... or.... hows about 50 Morons... one from each State?
I'm in California now... and I KNOW I have enough socks to cover all the California seats... /smile...
And I bet 50 Morons could actualy get some shit done...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 12:48 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at April 22, 2011 12:48 PM (oDUHp)
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2011 04:47 PM (usvhr)
The Fred Thompson post took a well-deserved nap.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 12:48 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (TMB3S)
but did you catch Jay Mohr Monday?
Naw, missed it. I did catch the Sklar brothers today though, hence the mention. I've been super busy lately, which has nixed alot of talk radio.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (dWPyO)
Seriously, so true. That post Warden did last night on what made people conservative was the best example of that.
I favorited that one. So cool to hear how everyone "came to Jesus"! I couldn't read it all last night, but will finish going through it soon.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (ihSHD)
Ontherocks, this is a dating site? Who knew? I never thought of it that way.
Romeo13, roger that. Wolverines! And honey badgers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 04:42 PM (nj1bB)
Well I would have glad to help out as well. I think delegation is the key here - well that and procrastination, but putting the load on others is the main thing. Maybe the best way to get this rolling is to start off with a micro event and then let it naturally snowball into something larger. Oh and make people put down a $25 paypal deposit (refundable if it doesn't happen).
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Loser who has posted *maybe* twice before at April 22, 2011 12:49 PM (GtE2g)
The State of Ace 2011: The Breitbartering.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (QMtmy)
And to go a step further...
I propose we create teh Moron Congress of Blogosheria! and officialy submit my candidacy to be the head boned one sitting in the California seat...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (NtXW4)
cocaine-addictive Banana Nut Bread recipes
cocaine-LIKE addictive.
And sock off.
Wow, that was fucking pathetic.
Posted by: ErikW at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (//Ddm)
>>> Agreed. I'd hit it, or rather be hit by it. Or something like that.
Oh my.
I mean, please continue............
Posted by: Roadking at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (h518D)
"Out of context"? BS. The original video retained the shift in tone. So did the text of Breitbart's post. Obviously, no one was interested in this full and honest stuff. They read only as far as the first appearance of the word "racism."
Posted by: JoeInMD at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (PIahf)
Well, Mr. Breitbart, if you're reading this please allow me to retort.
You are one bad motherfucker, and I thank God for the day you decided it was time to turn Alinsky on the left and the MFM (but I repeat myself).
Posted by: Andy at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (5Rurq)
I know you mentioned Hot Air, but you sound just like an LGF refugee as well. Those sites really have a lot in common. Registration that is never ever open (to try and make it "exclusive" and "special") and fake conservatives galore.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (HwE/1)
BTW, ace, how do you introduce yourself at these things? Or does the righty blogosphere have a secret handshake?
I suspect that the introduction looked a bit like this.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 12:50 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: cranky-d at April 22, 2011 12:51 PM (SVFOd)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 22, 2011 12:51 PM (GC5/b)
Not to add to the already knee deep conceit here, but it's true: Moron commenters are the wittiest, snarkiest around teh intertubes.
I often surf the comments in the evening, while enjoying some drinks in my office/loft, laughing to myself. My other half, who is usually reading or watching the tube, will ask me, "what is so damn funny? You are over there cracking up!"
I just tell him, "never mind, it's a Moron thing. You wouldn't get it."
Posted by: Log Cabin at April 22, 2011 12:51 PM (jShXB)
"The party, at ATRÂ’s downtown office, featured an open bar..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2011 12:51 PM (UB58p)
Andrew is reading AoS HQ????
I will have a talk with that young man at Easter dinner.
Oh wait, wrong Andrew. Never mind.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Wodeshed at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (l6BRb)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (cDRYC)
Could you imagine the parties at the AcePAC headquarters in DC?
The lobbyist cash that would roll in?
The hooers and mysterious lady parts?
Wow.
Posted by: sifty at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (+cmP9)
What do you think of this comment, Mr. Breitbart?
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 04:47 PM (LNaCu)
Oh good media matters is here. Actually the clip that Brietbart posted did indeed show that Shirly Sherrod failed to help some farmers because they were white.
Later when they were days from losing their farm they called her back and only then did she agree to help them.
If they had not called her back or if she had been out of the office the white family would have indeed lost their farm due to Shirley Sharrods racism.
Not that facts ever mattered to media matters.
Posted by: robtr at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (MtwBb)
Tommy Condon's over in old Charleston. Tourist season should be over by Nov and it will not be as crowded.
Posted by: Vic at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (M9Ie6)
Brietbart's point in showing the video was not that Sherrod was a racist, but the NAACP crowd's reaction to her when they thought, at that part in her speech, that she was. He was pointing out the hypocrisy of the NAACP, which at the time was accusing the TEA party of having racists among them, by showing an NAACP crowd cheering comments that Sherrod later put into context. The point being that they cheered before those comments were put into context.
Posted by: angler at April 22, 2011 12:52 PM (SwjAj)
I can still see it, though it does involve a trick. Pixy's gen 1 software has many holes.
Posted by: toby928™ at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: twinsdad at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (pz4fx)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 04:42 PM (nj1bB)
Cruising for chicks with Ace...
Ace: Wow, those girls are hot!
Ace's Buddy: How long has it been again?
Ace: What? Seriously, no, they are hot.
Ace's Buddy: Ah what the hell. Lets go talk to them.
Ace: Yeah, good idea but let's wait a bit.
Ace's Buddy: Huh? Wait for what? Come on let's go.
Ace: No, not yet. Later.
Ace's Buddy: Later my ass. I'll go talk to them.
Ace: No! Don't. Just forget it. They have pointy elbows anyway.
Ace's Buddy: Sweet Jebus. Bartender a vodka...make it a double.
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (th0op)
Heh. Conservative bad ass men. Major turn on. Limp wristed squishy RINO's? Not so much.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (usvhr)
Posted by: MostlyRight at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (LaqL2)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 04:46 PM (BP6Z1)
Are you talking about him guesting for Rome? He gave Charlie Sheen a major beatdown that should even get through Charlie Harper's busted synapses. AA with a 5% success ratio; how do you measure that with an organization with "Anonymous" in its title, genius? What a useless fucking turd.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (vEVry)
Posted by: Waterhouse
A total debacle.
But yes.
Note: When ace says he's not a businessman, he means it.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 12:53 PM (Z3nzS)
Many of Washington's most powerful. They are smart to do so.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 04:52 PM (cDRYC)
Post on AoS today, hear your comment on TV tomorrow. It's true.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 12:54 PM (ZHsNw)
Many of Washington's most powerful.
Hey Joke Biden...can you hear this? Maybe if I turn it up....
Posted by: USS Diversity's middle finger at April 22, 2011 12:54 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2011 04:45 PM (fF5sa)
Only for the guys.
Posted by: krakatoa at April 22, 2011 12:54 PM (ri69A)
I honestly do always hear this. Always. Usually the second thing after "I love your blog" or "It's the one I refresh fifteen times a day"
15 seems like such a paltry number. Shoot, I hit that button at least as frequently as Empire of Jeff is beating his...Pez Dispenser!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 12:54 PM (ihSHD)
but I don' wanna do the work!
Much better for the lil ewok to sit around sipping hurricanes while 'ettes pick nits out of his fur.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2011 12:54 PM (cniXs)
but did you catch Jay Mohr Monday?
Naw, missed it. I did catch the Sklar brothers today though, hence the mention. I've been super busy lately, which has nixed alot of talk radio.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 04:49 PM (dWPyO)
--You did not miss too much. JJ declared himself the Ross Perot of the Smackoff by playing spoiler to Vic. That was pretty funny. Petros and Money were blah, except for their hockey interview (hello, sports yakkers, there are some great Stanley Cup Playoff series going on!), and the last two guys were local California hacks who did little for me.
Looking forward to the Draft?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 12:54 PM (BP6Z1)
>>> I started bogging at American thinker. I was invited to be a moderator. I did that for about three months until on a moderator chat I called another moderator an asshole dickhead. I was fired from American Thinker.
THAT right there..........brings a tear to my eye.
Well done Sir.
Posted by: Roadking at April 22, 2011 12:55 PM (h518D)
Posted by: stuiec at April 22, 2011 12:55 PM (ELpjS)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz, who can't be bothered to read the articles at April 22, 2011 12:55 PM (GbCB1)
It was awesome, even though it got out of the gates kind of wobbly:-)
Posted by: Andy at April 22, 2011 12:56 PM (5Rurq)
Tommy Condon's over in old Charleston. Tourist season should be over by Nov and it will not be as crowded.
I went there about 3 months ago for the first time....you had mentioned it a long time back, I wasn't disappointed, so thanks. Fun time, good drinks, nice atmosphere. I meant to tell you at the time, but it skipped my mind.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 12:56 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Wodeshed at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (l6BRb)
Posted by: twinsdad at April 22, 2011 04:53 PM (pz4fx)
Bah... nice looking but every since her "I want a man who has no spine walks the Line' song.... can't stand her...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2011 04:45 PM (fF5sa)
That's what I was thinking. WTF??
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (53sBp)
Note: When ace says he's not a businessman, he means it.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 04:53 PM (Z3nzS)
Were they skin-tight and polyester?
Yeah, that would be bad.
Posted by: ErikW at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (//Ddm)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: mongo78 at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (2b46R)
Empire of Jeff is beating his...Pez Dispenser!
eww...but what type of head is on this dispenser?
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (GbCB1)
Andrew is reading AoS HQ????
I will have a talk with that young man at Easter dinner.
Oh wait, wrong Andrew. Never mind.
After meeting Andrew, I wouldn't be surprised if he was not only reading AoSHQ but posting comments as well. That's one smart kid you have there!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 04:52 PM (cDRY
You don't have to worry about thinking here...
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 12:57 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 12:58 PM (nj1bB)
As a side note if Bretbart reads this: Dude, I already check out your Big sites (and occasionally comment like I do here). So that aspect of it is covered. Keep up the good work - and by good work, I mean royally pissing off the Left, Andrew. You sir, ROCK.
Posted by: Naqamel at April 22, 2011 12:58 PM (UMwMT)
Best site on the net, no doubt. My day wouldn't be complete without stopping here. Hubby made his first comment last night btw... on the What made you a conservative post. I'm so proud. *sniff*
Aww! (Hands Jewells a tissue). That's so cool!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 12:58 PM (ihSHD)
535 morons=35 alcoholics and their 500 socks.
Posted by: glowing blue meat at April 22, 2011 04:44 PM (K/USr)
True but 500-35 shows we are very high functioning alcoholics.
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 12:58 PM (th0op)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2011 12:59 PM (TMB3S)
I'll argue: You're being much too kind and respectful to him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 22, 2011 12:59 PM (vEVry)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 12:59 PM (caQ0a)
Tommy Condon's over in old Charleston. Tourist season should be over by Nov and it will not be as crowded.
Always like T-Bonz when we're up there. And this time we found a place that does really good beer but I can't think of the name..
Posted by: USS Diversity's middle finger at April 22, 2011 12:59 PM (gJNMj)
Looking forward to the Draft?
I am. Never miss it. Particularly with Denver picking so high this year. Really talking myself into Darius from Alabama. Is KC going to draft a pass rusher? Can't remember what they need exactly.
And I'm glad to see Captain Hate, one of my favorite commenters, listens to
Rome.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 01:00 PM (dWPyO)
Then I found ACE. I love you people. I know Andrew, I have met him several times at political events. He is a Rons Ron. I think several of you would be surprised to know who lurks here. Many of Washington's most powerful. They are smart to do so.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 04:52 PM (cDRYC)
THIS! I love this blog so much I'd marry it if I weren't already married AND trying to hit on Breitbart for a Choksondik sammich.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 22, 2011 01:00 PM (UciSl)
Posted by: Ken Cockholster, Entertainment Editor of the North Bumfuck Times-Sentinel at April 22, 2011 01:01 PM (QKKT0)
Did we get a mention?
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 04:59 PM (8yPsP)
Parasites all, sucking up the content without providing any in return. You're killing Internet 2.0.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 22, 2011 01:01 PM (McG46)
What about us lurkers??
Did we get a mention?
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 04:59 PM (8yPsP)
Lurkers are great, but be cautious for reach-arounds!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 01:01 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 04:47 PM (LNaCu)
No, you fucked it up. Breitbart made it clear from the start that the audience's reaction was the game, the administration went apeshit. Sherrod's sin is her involvement in the fraudulent Pigford case and her history in an exploitive prior farm deal more than her being a bigot.
You're repeating the "leftist narrative" version of the events.
Also, the Honey Badger has no comment.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 01:01 PM (bxiXv)
And I'm ten times the writer of that fat hobbit from Wonkette.
Posted by: nickless at April 22, 2011 01:01 PM (MMC8r)
Are you talking about him guesting
for Rome? He gave Charlie Sheen a major beatdown that should even get
through Charlie Harper's busted synapses. AA with a 5% success ratio;
how do you measure that with an organization with "Anonymous" in its
title, genius? What a useless fucking turd.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 22, 2011 04:53 PM (vEVry)
--You're right, that was an epic beating. It was so serious that I forgot it. I'm over the Sheen thing and while from time to time I watched 2 1/2 Men I was never a huge fan of the guy.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:01 PM (BP6Z1)
Indeed. I wish there could be a thread where the oldest commentors returned, even the old trolls. But with puppets, how would you know that someone wasn't just faking it?
Posted by: toby928™ at April 22, 2011 01:02 PM (GTbGH)
No, seriously. Between my man crush on him and Beck, you could add some chocolate sauce and have yourself one big gay man-love party.
Posted by: Flounder at April 22, 2011 01:02 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 22, 2011 01:02 PM (GbCB1)
Ace, I never comment anywhere now, or ever.....save here.
My kind of place. Take it for what it is worth. You have provided a place that like minded people come for good times and serious discussion. You deserve compliments. Thanks.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 01:03 PM (dWPyO)
I came because of the DOOM posts. Monty's posts were the first things I've been reading that came close to my personal view of the US, EU and Chinese economic situation. I like HotAir, less so since these damn movie ads keep popping up now, but the economic news here has a more realistic feel to it, with no spin. It is what it is. I've also been REALLY impressed with Ace's commentaries and the others over the last few months too.
And the commenters rule too since the comments here sometimes approach how I truly feel about Islam and what should be done with them.
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 01:03 PM (GKQDR)
Maybe the best way to get this rolling is to start off with a micro event and then let it naturally snowball into something larger
Cough. mouse house. cough
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 22, 2011 01:03 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 01:03 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:03 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 04:58 PM (ihSHD)
Actually, it was this morning. I kept telling him about it last night so he finally got on this morning. Can't believe the damn thing was still going. He couldn't figure it out at first, he just put his name with no email address, so I told him he had to put his email addy and his post showed up finally. He's always writing to Mom voice McCaskill and the two afternoon doofuses that are on after Rush. One of them read his letter last week. He tore them a new one. it was hilarious.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 22, 2011 01:04 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 05:03 PM (IXLvN)
Professional Moron
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 22, 2011 01:04 PM (UciSl)
If they don't materialize soon, I'm calling the AoS commenter's union and demanding we take them ourselves.
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 01:04 PM (penCf)
That's a smart post by Warden, by the way.
Well, that's a relief.
It's terrifying to write for so many people.
Actually, I've written for a bigger audience, but as a ghost writer. And yes, it's just an anonymous post written under the world's most stupid pseudonym but still ... you don't want to get heckled by your pretend internet friends.
Anyway, the thing I always loved about Ace of Spades is how ace managed to build a community, not just a blog.
I tried my hand at blogging sometime around 2004-2005 but couldn't build anything similar to what ace already had here.
So I started squatting on his property.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 01:04 PM (Z3nzS)
And the commenters rule too since the comments here sometimes approach how I truly feel about Islam and what should be done with them.
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 05:03 PM (GKQDR)
A Canadian with a taste for mayhem. Nice!
Posted by: FUBAR at April 22, 2011 01:04 PM (McG46)
Posted by: USS Diversity's middle finger at April 22, 2011 04:59 PM (gJNMj)
Another place I have heard good things about that I haven't tried yet. Plenty of good places down here. I need to check it out.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 01:04 PM (dWPyO)
Seriously, if this is for real, if you stay here long enough and then go somewhere else, everyone else read like complete tools.
I despise Allahpundit but his commentors are even worse. I dropped by yesterday on the birther thread to make fun of them to their cyber faces----Ed was "embarassed", the commentors were all busy apologizing to each other.
These are the people, and those on other sites, that I bullied as a young indonesian child.
We may be morons but we aren't complete dorks, well, some of us aren't.
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2011 01:05 PM (Q7JJW)
No, seriously. Between my man crush on him and Beck, you could add some chocolate sauce lemon and have yourself one big gay man-love party.
FIFY...now I have to vomit.
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 22, 2011 01:05 PM (GbCB1)
That's a good idea. Also, I believe you can book a block of rooms in Vegas and put it on the individual morons to reserve by a specific date, letting the reservation clerk know they are booking for Moronpalooza to get the block rate discount. And, I've mentioned before, dowtown Vegas is less expensive than the strip.
Further, I'd be willing to help out on some of the organizing/admin stuff.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 01:05 PM (LFiVW)
And I'm glad to see Captain Hate, one of my favorite commenters, listens to
Rome.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 05:00 PM (dWPyO)
Rome is way too PC for my tastes (and deserves to get called on it every fucking time he does it) but it's still a good place for sports info. I honestly have laughed harder when Jay Mohr guest hosts than I have for anything that's ever been on radio, including some *really* out there college radio.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 22, 2011 01:05 PM (vEVry)
535 morons=35 5 alcoholics and runningrn with her 500 socks (all of which she leaves on).
FIFY
Bwhahaha! It's all part of my evil plan; to take over the Universe one blog at a time! (Although, hopefully, the socks don't take over and turn me into AoSHQ's very own "Sybil".
I just want to say that I think AoS does have the funniest, smartest, most articulate commenters of any blog. And though not everyone agrees on everything, I think we can all agree on that. You guys bring well reasoned, well sourced, insightful commentary as well as the snark, and that is what makes this blog so addictive and so much fun to read. Thank you all for being you, you twisted, funny morons. I think of you all as my family, and I feel that there have been times where you guys really made me proud to be a part of it all.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:05 PM (ihSHD)
We are only biding our time until ACE shows us the nakid pics of himself, which he promised many years ago
If they don't materialize soon, I'm calling the AoS commenter's union and demanding we take them ourselves.
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 01:05 PM (penCf)
Doesn't read the articles .......... heh .
We all know he only comes here looking for the naughty Ewok pictures....
Posted by: Teresa in Ft. Worth, TX at April 22, 2011 01:06 PM (Tc4zw)
I love this place, and (most) everybody here.
Posted by: Theresa D {heartz} AoSHQ at April 22, 2011 01:06 PM (2hQbY)
Further, I'd be willing to help out on some of the organizing/admin stuff.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 05:05 PM (LFiVW)
Plenty of holes in the desert..
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:06 PM (uR5Zf)
The police don't seem to be of the same opinion as you.
Posted by: Manequin guy beating off in the womens restroom at April 22, 2011 01:06 PM (tf9Ne)
but still ... you don't want to get heckled by your pretend internet friends.
Yeah, ask CAC about plaid shorts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 01:06 PM (7YzRS)
Looking forward to the Draft?
I am. Never miss it. Particularly with Denver picking so high this year. Really talking myself into Darius from Alabama. Is KC going to draft a pass rusher? Can't remember what they need exactly.
And I'm glad to see Captain Hate, one of my favorite commenters, listens to
Rome.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 05:00 PM (dWPyO)
--I want them to go for either line in the first. On the FSU side, some people have Christian Ponder rising to the first round.
Thursday will be interesting. I have a super-early flight out of Fargo Friday, but due to the Red River flooding up here I cannot go directly so I need to leave extra early and not take the wrong detour. (Now that the weather is nice, I save on hotel and just stay up late at Buffalo Wild Wings close to the airport and sleep a little in my car before checking in.)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:07 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 01:07 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 01:07 PM (C2//T)
Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Ewok!
Posted by: beating memes to death since 2006 at April 22, 2011 01:07 PM (GTbGH)
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2011 01:07 PM (Q7JJW)
Posted by: Peaches at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (i3++f)
Actually, it was this morning. I kept telling him about it last night so he finally got on this morning. Can't believe the damn thing was still going. He couldn't figure it out at first, he just put his name with no email address, so I told him he had to put his email addy and his post showed up finally. He's always writing to Mom voice McCaskill and the two afternoon doofuses that are on after Rush. One of them read his letter last week. He tore them a new one. it was hilarious.
I haven't gone back and read any of the stuff from this a.m., I'm so glad I favorited that! I'll be able to go back and do that without having to dig through the archives (although, I think it's still up on this page somewhere).
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (BP6Z1)
But I do read the comments, especially the hot sharing ones,,
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (uR5Zf)
Yesterday's was the first one I've seen here. And on that subject, what's your story, Ace?
Posted by: Mayday at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (TRgli)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (DM6DH)
And you say you're poor at planning and organization? Clearly a lie. I'll put your skills up against a 7-yr. old running a lemonade stand any day. Any. Day.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 22, 2011 01:08 PM (Ilc9V)
woohoo!!! hey andrew, if you're reading this now...tell hannah giles i'm single!! and rich!!! and good looking!!!!
yeah they're lies but its not like he can see through the screen
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:09 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 01:09 PM (h+qn8)
A Canadian with a taste for mayhem. Nice!
Posted by: FUBAR at April 22, 2011 05:04 PM (McG46)
Not a taste for it, but oh do we need some mayhem. Unfortunately, the needed mayhem isn't coming fast enough. Oh well, time to prepare...
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 01:09 PM (GKQDR)
I just want to say that I think AoS does have the funniest, smartest, most articulate, with no discernable negro accent, commenters of any blog.
FIFY
Posted by: Harry Reid at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (GbCB1)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (h+qn8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (caQ0a)
I think of you all as my family, and I feel that there have been times where you guys really made me proud to be a part of it all.
Come here and sit on my lap, sweetheart.
Posted by: A Creepy Old Moron Who Wants You To Call Him Uncle at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (QKKT0)
ace seems nice.
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (+cmP9)
And the commenters rule too since the comments here sometimes approach how I truly feel about Islam and what should be done with them.
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 05:03 PM (GKQDR)
A Canadian with a taste for mayhem. Nice!
Posted by: FUBAR at April 22, 2011 05:04 PM (McG46)
--Canadian Infidel, what are your impressions of Sun News Network so far?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (BP6Z1)
Fuck me running with a trunk full of circus animals, I forgot to put in Ace's name:
You didn't need to, we all knew! It's like a marriage, we can finish eachothers sentences. For example:
Amishdude: All lawyers are...
runningrn: "stupid, incompetent, worthless effs..."
You see!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:10 PM (ihSHD)
honestly have laughed harder when Jay Mohr guest hosts than I have for anything that's ever been on radio, including some *really* out there college radio.
This. Also about Rome being PC at times. All sports talk is that way though basically.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 05:07 PM (BP6Z1)
Well if you need an update, shoot me an email. I'll definately be around for the 1st round. Uh, that rhymed.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 01:11 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: toby928™ at April 22, 2011 05:02 PM (GTbGH)
I thought, 'A man can always tell, darlin'.'
or was it
'Fake it. I don't give a shit. I 'll still get mine.'
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 01:11 PM (penCf)
In case any of you were wondering about that distinctive aroma.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 01:11 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2011 01:12 PM (Q7JJW)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 01:12 PM (cDRYC)
'Fake it. I don't give a shit. I 'll still get mine.'
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 05:11 PM (penCf)
Or, save the effort, here's the remote for the TV. I'll be done in a minute.
Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2011 01:12 PM (QKKT0)
.Posted by: Ace's liver at April 22, 2011 01:12 PM (QgI7g)
Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Ewok!
Posted by: beating memes to death since 2006 at April 22, 2011 05:07 PM (GTbGH)
And Pudding....
Posted by: Continuing Meme... at April 22, 2011 01:12 PM (NtXW4)
I don't give a shit!
Posted by: HoneyBadger at April 22, 2011 04:56 PM (MWXXs)
Having now read the comments, I denounce myself
Posted by: HoneyBadger #3 or 4 at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (MWXXs)
After meeting Andrew, I wouldn't be surprised if he was not only reading AoSHQ but posting comments as well. That's one smart kid you have there!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 04:57 PM (ihSHD)
Thanks runningrn.... the other day he was telling me how in a black hole, after you pass the event horizon and get closer to the singularity, the laws of physics break down. He then told me how most small kids have a problem understanding that concept so he thought he should look into becoming a pre school teacher.
I told him he should graduate from 5th grade first.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (53sBp)
Not terribly familiar with AOSHQ are you?
Posted by: Beto at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (H+LJc)
http://bit.ly/g9yHR0
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (UB58p)
Amishdude: All lawyers are...
runningrn: "stupid, incompetent, worthless effs..."
You see!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:10 PM (ihSHD)
Oh, come on, I get more creative than that!
For example, I'd sue them for all the oxygen they breathe and then demand it back in restitution.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Kanye at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 01:13 PM (LNaCu)
*looks around room
Wha?
Posted by: pajama momma at April 22, 2011 01:14 PM (1lqnR)
Posted by: USS Diversity's middle finger at April 22, 2011 01:14 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (Y+sSd)
Well, they should pass new laws!
Posted by: Joe Biden, genius lawyer at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (T0NGe)
Make the bears Honey Badgers and put the Ewok in the chariot?
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (+cmP9)
Thanks runningrn.... the other day he was telling me how in a black hole, after you pass the event horizon and get closer to the singularity, the laws of physics break down. He then told me how most small kids have a problem understanding that concept so he thought he should look into becoming a pre school teacher.
I told him he should graduate from 5th grade first.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 05:13 PM (C2//T)
Smart kids rule! My kid just yelled at the local news on the radio: 'What part of terrorist don't you understand, McCain?!'
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (penCf)
among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Ewok!
You forgot foot fungus.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (Z3nzS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (seRb5)
Yeah, we need shirts, and other AoS swag. Zazzle, like Stoaty does with her site, King Ewok just needs some artwork, which I'm sure that the Horde would lovingly provide.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 01:15 PM (7YzRS)
Actually, I like the longer articles. I print them out and peruse them on the patio while I enjoy a convivial adult beverage.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 01:16 PM (QMtmy)
Based on Breitbart's word, I repeated as fact the story that a USDA employee was openly racist during an NAACP meeting, then had to retract it (and have my own credibility tarnished) when the facts came out.
Are you talking about Shirley Sherrod? She was a racist. The apologists are full of shit.
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2011 01:16 PM (Q7JJW)
http://bit.ly/g9yHR0
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2011 05:13 PM (UB58p)
Gee Ace, your jeans hang halfway down your ass just like mine! Gosh!
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:16 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 01:16 PM (h+qn8)
http://bit.ly/g9yHR0
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 22, 2011 05:13 PM (UB58p)
Jeans with a sport coat? You know, occasionally people accuse Ace of teh ghey, but I think that picture is proof positive he's a straight man.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 22, 2011 01:17 PM (QgI7g)
FIFY
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 22, 2011 05:15 PM (OWjjx)
Uh....
1997 and 98 baby!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at April 22, 2011 01:17 PM (dWPyO)
In these trying times I often come here to vent my spleen.
Posted by: GWAR! - 'The Uberklaw' at April 22, 2011 01:17 PM (Y+sSd)
Marlin Perkins, "I think we have stumbled across a Moron cleric."
Narrator, "How can you tell?"
Perkins, "See what's on the necklace?"
Narrator, "Looks brownish."
Perkins, "Its their supreme deity, Ace the Ewok. And he holding a cup of flaming pudding."
Narrator, "uuhmm"
Perkins, "We've be spotted! Run for your life!"
Camera tilts over and lands on the ground, all that is seen is some feet running away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:17 PM (caQ0a)
Used to read a bunch of lefty sites but during the Bush years they became like visiting with an Alzheimers relative... about 5 words in and you already knew basically every other word they are going to say.
Posted by: Shiggz at April 22, 2011 01:18 PM (mLAWK)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 01:18 PM (yqhkv)
Oh fuck. That is quite funny right there. You obviously never read AoS do you?
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 01:19 PM (penCf)
Posted by: nlynch at April 22, 2011 01:19 PM (NFChR)
And then he would yank it from publication because "it's not quite done yet". And then he would publish it. And then he would publish it again.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 01:19 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:20 PM (uR5Zf)
the laws of physics break down.
This is NOT a breakdown of the Law, it is just our decision, as Prosecutors, which cases to Prosecute!
Posted by: Eric Holder at April 22, 2011 01:20 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 05:18 PM (yqhkv)
Fuck. I'm dripping! Dripping I tell you! Someone get me a fucksaw EoJ pez dispenser, STAT!
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 01:20 PM (penCf)
389 SE Cupp, Brainy Chick with Hooter's
i would give her the best 14 seconds of my life IYKWIMAITYD
then kick her off my lawn
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:20 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:20 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 22, 2011 01:20 PM (0q2P7)
Don't forget the pudding!
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (GbCB1)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (61b7k)
Oh fuck. That is quite funny right there. You obviously never read AoS do you?
Posted by: momma at April 22, 2011 05:19 PM (penCf)
Yeah, I was just wondering when were were gonna stop giving Lindsey Graham a pass for all of his assorted shortcomings.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (QgI7g)
RINO.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: some1 at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (0F7Xm)
Posted by: NICKIE GOOMBA at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (JdpZ0)
Listen dude, this is the 3000 comment pat ourselves on the back thread, wait for a different post to argue on.
Secondly, AB didn't betray you, you have an over-entitled sense of yourself and some of your facts are wrong, watch the Bashir interview.
pats self on back
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 22, 2011 01:21 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: Douglas at April 22, 2011 01:22 PM (YKOnu)
And then he would yank it from publication because "it's not quite done yet". And then he would publish it. And then he would publish it again.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 05:19 PM (LFiVW)
Thread winner!
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 01:22 PM (T0NGe)
Thanks runningrn.... the other day he was telling me how in a black hole, after you pass the event horizon and get closer to the singularity, the laws of physics break down. He then told me how most small kids have a problem understanding that concept so he thought he should look into becoming a pre school teacher.
I told him he should graduate from 5th grade first.
Smart kids rule! My kid just yelled at the local news on the radio: 'What part of terrorist don't you understand, McCain?!'
Heh! The future of this blog is going to be in good hands! I can tell. You morons and moronettes have been breeding and indoctrinating the next generation of the Moron Herd. Strong work y'all! I don't have kids, but I can only imagine the consuming pride you will have when your offspring bring you the pelt of their first hobo kill.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:22 PM (ihSHD)
We were exceptionally hypocritical in our treatment of Larry Craig and Mark Sanford as I recall.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:22 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (yqhkv)
LGF followed the same pattern. The comments section used to be a quasi free-for-all with some really great posters until Comic Book Guy (i.e the CJ bereft of a bicycle seat) started inserting himself more and more into the comments section. Doesn't help that he went completely batshit insane after 2008.
But LGF's loss became Ace's gain, myself excluded.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (c0A3e)
--Canadian Infidel, what are your impressions of Sun News Network so far?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 05:10 PM (BP6Z1)
I haven't seen it since it's not in my area yet. What do you think of it?
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: Charles Johnson's Bag Of Cheetos at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (yLwwQ)
i would give her the best 14 seconds of my life IYKWIMAITYD
I'd let her play with herself in the corner while I crossed examined Remy Spencer.
I would be so hostile to that witness...
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (Y+sSd)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (cDRYC)
Breitbart doesn't read the articles; Ace doesn't read the articles. Coincidence? I think not!
They're never in the same picture together either!
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 22, 2011 01:23 PM (GbCB1)
Do any morons follow the Adam Carolla podcasts? Some of his rants make me think he's a closet moron. Funny stuf.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (QMtmy)
WAIT!! Has Anyone ever seen Ace and BB in the same room at the same time??
I remember seeing Clark Kent saying he "Talked to Superman" etc...
Just putting that out there..
Oh and thanks Morons, you make a Lurker feel... um.. wanted isnt quite the word.. but you make me feel something, thats for sure!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (8yPsP)
417 I don't have kids, but I can only imagine the consuming pride
shit, want mine? i'll have her on the next plane...pride away
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (EOu3d)
_________
Apparently, it didn't have enough fire in the belly, so it kicked off the Gucci loafers, hopped on the ol' golf cart, and headed for the hills.
(uh.... Fred! doesn't read this site, does he? I'm still annoyed he dropped out before California primaries, forcing me to vote for Romney)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: some1 at April 22, 2011 05:21 PM (0F7Xm)
Ace reads every word of articles and comments if the subject is Blade Runner or "what is and isn't funny". Those are my favorite posts too.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (QgI7g)
That's why someone like Hannity doesn't annoy me in the way he repeats memes. Not everyone is up to snuff on what some would consider even the most mundane. He has to work in the old basics with the new and improved storylines. It's a useful exercise.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (Ilc9V)
And then he would yank it from publication because "it's not quite done yet". And then he would publish it. And then he would publish it again.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 05:19 PM (LFiVW)
Offer not valid in Delaware.
For the love of God, please.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 05:18 PM (yqhkv)
Fuck. I'm dripping! Dripping I tell you! Someone get me a fucksaw EoJ pez dispenser, STAT!
And stir it all up with a yummy Mark Steyn! Delish!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:24 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 01:25 PM (7wmOW)
And we are all at a great big drunken outdoor barbecue 24/7.
Plus boobehs.
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:25 PM (+cmP9)
Heh! The future of this blog is going to be in good hands! I can tell. You morons and moronettes have been breeding and indoctrinating the next generation of the Moron Herd. Strong work y'all! I don't have kids, but I can only imagine the consuming pride you will have when your offspring bring you the pelt of their first hobo kill.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:22 PM (ihSHD)
Last Christmas, my Son was home on leave from the Navy... still in his first year...
When I asked him what he thought about Don't Ask, Don't Tell being junked.... he said.... "Don't Ask, because the Navy Says Don't Tell" (seems they had been 'instructed' not to talk about that subject)...
There is hope...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (NtXW4)
In the first video, Sherrod describes how she racially discriminates against a white farmer. She describes how she is torn over how much she will choose to help him. And, she admits that she doesn’t do everything she can for him, because he is white. Eventually, her basic humanity informs that this white man is poor and needs help. But she decides that he should get help from “one of his own kind”. She refers him to a white lawyer.
SherrodÂ’s racist tale is received by the NAACP audience with nodding approval and murmurs of recognition and agreement. Hardly the behavior of the group now holding itself up as the supreme judge of another groupsÂ’ racial tolerance.
If you feel misled, VoR, it's due more to your poor reading comprehension skills than anything Breitbart did.Posted by: Andy at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (5Rurq)
I remember the very first threads when Charles started going into the comments section. I remember thinking how it almost used to be a rare gift that Charles would post a comment. I kind of hoped it wouldn't become a regular occurence.
Good luck with that.
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (GKQDR)
Breitbart doesn't read the articles; Ace doesn't read the articles. Coincidence? I think not!
They're never in the same picture together either!
Damnit, Brevity beat me to it! (and I cant turn off Italics!)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (8yPsP)
Because if this is all true (and again, I believe it is, more or less) I simply cannot understand why this man is not anathema. I cannot understand why anyone trusts what he says or views him with anything but the deep contempt reserved for those who falsely accuse. What Breitbart did is exactly on par with the loathsome Alan Grayson's loathsome "Taliban Dan" ads.
What do you think of this comment, Mr. Breitbart?
I'll tell you what I think of it, Mr. Concerned. Your comment is bullshit, and you obviously didn't read the article he posted with the video. If you had, you would know that he addressed your concerns. He actually stated exactly what you seem to be so concerned about. Didn't here that from the bullshit media, did you? You didn't do any research on your own, either, did you?
Jeebus. Idiots will always continue to be idiots.
Posted by: Steph at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (AkdC5)
Posted by: Helen Thomas's lone remaining ovary at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (VidfH)
Breitbart doesn't read the articles; Ace doesn't read the articles. Coincidence? I think not!
WAIT!! Has Anyone ever seen Ace and BB in the same room at the same time??
I remember seeing Clark Kent saying he "Talked to Superman" etc...
and FIRE can't burn ENDOR!
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 22, 2011 01:26 PM (GbCB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:27 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 01:27 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 01:27 PM (yqhkv)
Do any morons follow the Adam Carolla podcasts? Some of his rants make me think he's a closet moron. Funny stuf.
I love Adam Corolla! Which reminds me, I want to get his book, "In a few Years, We'll All be Chicks"--about the chickafication of America.
I remember listening to him on Love Lines or whatever the heck that show was with him and that insufferable Dr. Drew Pinsky. He was very vocal against illegal immigration, and this was years ago.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:27 PM (ihSHD)
Just got back from seeing what was happening in the bow-tied world of RedState and they just busted another of these 'Consider this an open thread." things. Have you ever notice how their open threads get like 4 comments?
I bet we have morons here who could fart more comments than that.
And aren't all of Ace's threads 'open'?
Posted by: the guy who thinks RedState is lame at April 22, 2011 01:27 PM (fGbHT)
Because they were an exaggeration of a caricature ... and they deserved the verbal "slap down"...
Posted by: phreshone at April 22, 2011 01:27 PM (T3vCe)
Conan, what is best in life!
When a post's comments go full sock mode and the snark flows!
Posted by: Beto at April 22, 2011 01:28 PM (H+LJc)
Yeah, can you do us a big favor and go stand in right field?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:28 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 01:28 PM (7wmOW)
I don't know what Mr. Breitbart thinks of your comment but I think it reveals you to be a fuckwit.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 22, 2011 01:28 PM (dTZnJ)
Posted by: Helen Thomas's lone remaining ovary at April 22, 2011 05:26 PM (VidfH)
It's not just the comments that make me laugh, the handles are very creative and funneh too!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:29 PM (ihSHD)
So does this mean we can have the post with the gay-hipster slap fight back???
That's the one thing I want out of teacher's drawer.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2011 01:29 PM (Y+sSd)
It's kind of a stupid reason, but it's the reason. The each-comment-its-own-litterbox look is important to the working of non-threaded comments, I think.
Has Anyone ever seen Ace and BB in the same room at the same time??
Yo mama and a photographer from ghettogaggers.com have.
(Sorry. Comment needed joke.)
Posted by: oblig. at April 22, 2011 01:29 PM (xvZW9)
One time before the NH primaries Mark Steyn and Jonah Goldberg and a third fella did a open speaking venue that was awesome. It was like they sat around telling the conservative version of old war stories and classic legends. If there had been a campfire and some sort of flaming whipped sugar I would have thought it was heaven.
Its a nine part series.
http://tv.nationalreview.com/election08/
I am entitled by the government to more such productions because of past descriminashuns! so get on it!
Posted by: Shiggz at April 22, 2011 01:29 PM (mLAWK)
The best part of AoS? Even the small equipped men with 9-10 inches can post and feel good about themselves.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 22, 2011 01:30 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Chuckles Johnson at April 22, 2011 01:30 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 22, 2011 01:30 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 01:31 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Mr Pink at April 22, 2011 04:26 PM (Mq8kx)
I don't *think* he sucks cock.
Posted by: Kal Penn at April 22, 2011 01:31 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:31 PM (caQ0a)
__________
You don't say?
Posted by: Laptop Batteries at April 22, 2011 01:31 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (QgI7g)
So does this mean we can have the post with the gay-hipster slap fight back???
That's the one thing I want out of teacher's drawer.
Sigh. Good times. Good times.
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (Q7JJW)
Posted by: Chants at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (PUvuO)
Yeah, NEVER happens
Posted by: Douglas at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (YKOnu)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (nj1bB)
I told you I was sorry I got it in your eye. Damn it. Forgiveness!
This is a day of unity! With exclamation! Points! To make it Witty!
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (+cmP9)
I'm going to give you props. As a Military Academy grad, my demeanor keeps me from laughing when I read things here. ahem *work* Amused as hell I can read thread after thread without a snicker. That one got the first LOL in 6 months.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 05:27 PM (gJNMj)
Let me be clear, as I have always said, I love Dick.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (bgcml)
runningrn - how could I forget Steyn!?
*hanging head in shame*
It's ok, I'll share.
Careful, you don't want your eyes getting bigger than your...errr......nevermind.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (LFiVW)
We were exceptionally hypocritical in our treatment of Larry Craig and Mark Sanford as I recall.
Ha! Ha! One of the funniest threads was the Mark Sanford/Bodice Ripper Romance Novel one. I had to put down my drink and stop eating because I was spewing all over my keyboard and screen. I spent a lot of time cleaning up the mess after it was all over. Good times!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:32 PM (ihSHD)
I haven't seen it since it's not in my area yet. What do you think of it?
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at April 22, 2011 05:23 PM (GKQDR)
--I like it more than Fox News, at least as far as the talk shows go. So far I'd rank Ezra Levant #1, Caldwell #2, and Adler #3. The babes are pretty easy on the eyes as well.
I love Adam Corolla! Which reminds me, I want to get his book, "In a few Years, We'll All be Chicks"--about the chickafication of America.
I remember listening to him on Love Lines or whatever the heck that show was with him and that insufferable Dr. Drew Pinsky. He was very vocal against illegal immigration, and this was years ago.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:27 PM (ihSHD)
--That reminds me, Carolla was a guest on Jim Rome's show (I think when P&M were guest-hosting) and he was hilarious. I need to listen to more of his stuff.
Posted by: logprof can;t keep up with the thread at April 22, 2011 01:33 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Seethsewer, Conservative Lasso at April 22, 2011 01:33 PM (KBo/d)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 05:32 PM (nj1bB)
You're a great Serbo-Croatian!
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:33 PM (uR5Zf)
Not here...
/Queue ominous music...
Posted by: The H2 at April 22, 2011 01:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 22, 2011 01:34 PM (seRb5)
Hannity a lot of times just really repeats the same thing.
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. Pot, this is Kettle...
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:34 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2011 01:34 PM (op4Bf)
Isn't it a ban worthy offense to say bad (yet true) stuff about that green football megalomaniac?
Posted by: Beto at April 22, 2011 01:34 PM (H+LJc)
You got your basement-dwellers mixed up; I'm needed at the front counter at Burger King, not "Table9".
And I'll starve to death before I work at any job, menial or not, that requires me to be around Bebe's bed.
/btw, do you have off from the Pascha tonight?
(I'm kidding, kidding!)Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:34 PM (c0A3e)
Yeah, NEVER happens
Posted by: Douglas at April 22, 2011 05:32 PM (YKOnu)
Well, we do have the semi-annual banhammer thread, where people like to play "let's see just how far Ace can be pushed". But that's, like, a scheduled event.
Can someone check the calendar? I think we're about due.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 22, 2011 01:35 PM (QgI7g)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 01:35 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:35 PM (EOu3d)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 05:25 PM (7wmOW)
We has to do english now? Shit.
Posted by: Beto at April 22, 2011 01:35 PM (H+LJc)
He's like the base drummer of conservatism. Rush is first violin, Levin is the brass, and Beck is the soloist.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (0q2P7)
I love Adam Corolla! Which reminds me, I want to get his book, "In a few Years, We'll All be Chicks"--about the chickafication of America.
The book is great but supposedly the audiobook has lots extra stuff added.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 05:32 PM (nj1bB)
I agree! I agree!
Posted by: Hannity listener at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (caQ0a)
I can't stand to watch him or dOh rilley anymore.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (8yPsP)
So, there you go: Breitbart reads you guys to get a sense of where the movement is heading.
I'm going to hit the head. I'll let you know where the movement is heading.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2011 01:36 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 22, 2011 01:37 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 05:24 PM (QMtmy)
I believe Adam has admitted to listening to Dennis Prager so yeah, he'd probably enjoy reading this site too.
Well if he could read beyond a 2nd grade level that is.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 01:37 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 01:37 PM (LNaCu)
Posted by: The Chicken at April 22, 2011 01:37 PM (QKKT0)
Oh, and I *am* over at his sites, but they're so popular that by the time I get home and have time to hit the 'tubes, the comments are up to page 7 and I figure it's all been said. I do occasionally tweet at him and his writers, though; not sure they read them.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2011 01:37 PM (op4Bf)
FIFY
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:38 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 01:38 PM (nj1bB)
/Queue ominous music...
Posted by: The H2
Heck I was thinking the Shark music. da du
da du
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn8)
The threads that I love are when the Moron Horde does little en masse internet invasions of lefty sites, and not necessarily the blogs. Remember these?
Seattle Peace Calendar
The Peace Blimp
Seattle Post-Post Intelligencer
Good times, good times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 01:38 PM (7YzRS)
Breitbart reads us? I feel unworthy. I'll try to be funnier.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2011 05:34 PM (op4Bf)
Radish, you are already funny, and one of my favorite commenters. You always have awesome links, too!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:38 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:38 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (ihSHD)
Hannity is essentially a Teddy Ruxpin. The staff changes the cassette tape in his back twice a day and combs his hair.
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (+cmP9)
were. I, not so humble. were, I not. so brash
I. would, ask of Andrew. Breitbart. some salve. for, my rash
it itches, and. burns. all, up. and down. my thigh
I. really enjoyed, his. shower scene. on, this week's. 'Red Eye'
Posted by: Jessie Jackson at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (Y+sSd)
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (EOu3d)
>>Not here...
>>/Queue ominous music...
Start talking about Long Bows. I double dog dare you.
Or legalization
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (+cmP9)
Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (iRLS8)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 05:32 PM (nj1bB)
Hannity drives me nuts with that crap. Every time he asks someone a question he presedes it with his laundry list.
Posted by: robtr at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2011 05:34 PM (op4Bf)
Heather, we commented on the same Dave Burge FB thread a few days ago!
You werenÂ’t that funny there either.
Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2011 01:39 PM (QKKT0)
The analysis here at AoS is always sharp, pithy, and insightful.
Look, I thaid I wath thorry for my wife'th, Lady Incontinentia, outburth!
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (XBM1t)
He's like the base drummer of conservatism. Rush is first violin, Levin is the brass, and Beck is the soloist.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 22, 2011 05:36 PM (0q2P7)
So on the left..Matthews is the carnival barker, Maddow is the hairy lady and Schultz is the twisted freak?
Posted by: Beto at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (caQ0a)
And in comes Ace on lead kazoo...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (QMtmy)
*looking up euphemism on Urban Dictionary*
No, thank Gaia. I'm prohibited by natural law from doing so.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (c0A3e)
No one in the house--good because that snort would have scared the children.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 01:40 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: Indignant Huff Poster at April 22, 2011 01:41 PM (O/onO)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 05:23 PM (c0A3e)
Heh. That's where I came from. Just couldn't take it anymore. Then I wandered around in a blogless stupor for awhile until I stumbled through the AoSHQ restroom doors. And here I sit.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 01:41 PM (53sBp)
Posted by: Voice of Rasslin' at April 22, 2011 01:41 PM (p05LM)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 05:13 PM (LNaCu)
You know your premise is faulty, which is why you ignore correction.
Because you're a liar, a false accuser, and a bad person.
And now that this is obvious, no one cares what your *other* opinions are, because you are an untrustworthy source.
I know, talking to trolls is wasted, but occasionally cathartic.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 01:41 PM (bxiXv)
tendentious
Reading AoS has not only improved my reading skilz, it's also plumped up my vocabulary! I find often find myself running to the dictionary to understand what the heck I'm reading. Too bad AoS wasn't around when I was in H.S. I might have improved the verbal score of my SAT.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:42 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 01:42 PM (NjYDy)
Heh. That's where I came from. Just couldn't take it anymore. Then I wandered around in a blogless stupor for awhile until I stumbled through the AoSHQ restroom doors. And here I sit.
Yeah, it was the smell that first attracted me too.
Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2011 01:42 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2011 05:39 PM (iRLS
Yeah, for some odd reason my boss didn't like that when I said it to the VP the other day.
No pleasing some people.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2011 01:42 PM (bgcml)
Heh. That's where I came from. Just couldn't take it anymore. Then I wandered around in a blogless stupor for awhile until I stumbled through the AoSHQ restroom doors. And here I sit.
Holy Crap! That was you, dressed up like a mannequin!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:39 PM (ihSHD)
--The entire thread dedicated to palin steele was awesome.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: motionview at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (zRbkQ)
I LOL'd at that one. I'm not sure which word it was, rules, etiquette or violating.
Let's ask the chicken.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (IXLvN)
Yeah, it was the smell that first attracted me too.
The fragrance of Ewok is much better than that of CJ's sweat-drenched and cheeto-stained trousers.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Voice of Rasslin' at April 22, 2011 05:41 PM (p05LM)
ANDREW LIED WRESTLING DIED!
ANDREW LIED WRESTLING DIED!
ANDREW LIED WRESTLING DIED!
Posted by: A Reasoned Liberal Argument at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (bgcml)
Whenever (on those rare occasions) I get the smell of something big, I get SCARED AS HELL.
Know why? I know I'm about to screw up big-time.
ummm, some of us call that marriage
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:43 PM (EOu3d)
Oh lord, I thought I was going to at least get a holiday during passover!
Posted by: Exhausted and Abused Chicken at April 22, 2011 01:44 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: winewife at April 22, 2011 01:44 PM (OnM4p)
No one gets banned here until Ace calls them an asshole or a doodoo head at least 200 times, which is probably conservative.
Hey, anybody want to talk about guns?
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 01:44 PM (HBqDo)
What kind of condescending asshole calls himself the "Voice of Reason". Go fuck yourself with a two-by-four, you tedious dumbass. Also, learn how to fucking read, and you'll realize your warm-hearted, lovely, wonderful Shirley Sherrod is a nasty hateful corrupt piece of shit.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2011 01:44 PM (fF5sa)
So, Mr Breitbart hunts hobos...MSNBC would not approve. See? Racist!
Posted by: Havedsah at April 22, 2011 01:44 PM (pQJ1M)
Posted by: willow at April 22, 2011 01:45 PM (h+qn8)
Too often. I normally don't apologize unless I come to believe that I was at least 90% wrong. If I was just 80% wrong, hell I had 20% of a valid point, which really doesn't require and apology just an admission of the other sides argument.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 22, 2011 01:45 PM (0q2P7)
How many Licked Gangrenous Feetball refugees are here? Insidious bad apples that were banned? Lets have a good old Mickey Mouse Club roll call.
Anna!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:45 PM (caQ0a)
AoS is like that establishment that you walk into and instantly feel that in this one spot, everything is right with the world again.
Like the bar in Cheers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2011 01:45 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 01:46 PM (7wmOW)
Laceyunderalls had the thread winner this morning with this comment:
Morning.
I filled up for 3.89 at the pump this morning. There was a news crew there interviewing people on their opinion on gas prices. The news gal asked if I wanted to share my thoughts on air. I said sure but I told her I'd be saying that B. Obama could eat a bag of dicks.
Needless to say, I didn't make the news this morning.
I've been chuckling all day.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 22, 2011 01:46 PM (2o7Ys)
were. I, not so humble. were, I not. so brash
I. would, ask of Andrew. Breitbart. some salve. for, my rash
it itches, and. burns. all, up. and down. my thigh
I. really enjoyed, his. shower scene. on, this week's. 'Red Eye'
Posted by: Jessie Jackson at April 22, 2011 05:39 PM (Y+sSd)
ha! ha! I love it! Jesse's in the house. Which brings us to another point, AoSHQ has teh best poets, limericks, haiku, sonnets, cowboy poetry, and ebonic pentameter (as per Empire of Jeff) on the entire blogosphere.
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:46 PM (ihSHD)
How many Licked Gangrenous Feetball refugees are here? Insidious bad apples that were banned? Lets have a good old Mickey Mouse Club roll call.
Anna!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 05:45 PM (caQ0a)
LOL...
Romeo!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 01:46 PM (NtXW4)
Kind of like "Truth" movements exist to spread lies and anything with "Real" in the title is fake.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 01:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 01:46 PM (7wmOW)
YOU KNEW ABOUT THE WONDER WOMAN WARDROBE CHANGE BEFOREHAND AND YOU SAID NOTHING?
Good thing we weren't depending on you on December 6, 1941.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:47 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:42 PM (ihSHD)
I will join you in the general compotation with alacrity.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:47 PM (uR5Zf)
Or the War of Northern Aggression
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 05:38 PM (gJNMj)
Or the greatest president our nation has had: Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 01:47 PM (53sBp)
Posted by: motionview at April 22, 2011 01:47 PM (zRbkQ)
How many Licked Gangrenous Feetball refugees are here? Insidious bad apples that were banned? Lets have a good old Mickey Mouse Club roll call.
Anna!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 05:45 PM (caQ0a)
Merovign!
...
What do you mean you can't pronounce that? Stupid kids.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 01:47 PM (bxiXv)
No one gets banned here until Ace calls them an asshole or a doodoo head at least 200 times, which is probably conservative.
Well, there was that little 200 day vigil we held for logproff...
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:47 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 01:48 PM (NjYDy)
How many Licked Gangrenous Feetball refugees are here? Insidious bad apples that were banned? Lets have a good old Mickey Mouse Club roll call.
Anna!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 05:45 PM (caQ0a)
--I was never banned, but kind of drifted away. Fortunately, it was before it went off the deep end. Same with Discarded Lies.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:48 PM (BP6Z1)
How many Licked Gangrenous Feetball refugees are here? Insidious bad apples that were banned? Lets have a good old Mickey Mouse Club roll call.
Anna!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 05:45 PM (caQ0a)
Shakezula!
Posted by: Master Shake at April 22, 2011 01:48 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (LNaCu)
I will join you in the general compotation with alacrity.
While I admire your perspicacity, I'mma gonna have to look up that word "compotation"!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (ihSHD)
How many Licked Gangrenous Feetball refugees are here? Insidious bad apples that were banned? Lets have a good old Mickey Mouse Club roll call.
Kratos!
/Was that your sn on LGF? I changed mine when I fully transitioned from that den of depravity to this current one.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Shoppy at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (7bRCJ)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (Z71Vg)
My new Stratocaster has an Alacrity finish. It costs but worth it.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at April 22, 2011 01:49 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: Meghan McCheese's Twat Feed at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (LNaCu)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (d6wkB)
Did Breitbart complement Ace on his fine, "smart military blog"?
It is, after all, one of the reasons AceOfSpadesHQ is famous.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 22, 2011 01:50 PM (UnOmj)
That was an accident; I thought that got fixed.
I know it was, and it did get fixed. I was just giving you a hard time! Sorry!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (qm77/)
I checked out LGF a couple times after 9/11. I never went back because the shrill comment section was such a turnoff.
And that was almost a decade ago.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: lurker at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (rZ6ER)
I will join you in the general compotation with alacrity.
While I admire your perspicacity, I'mma gonna have to look up that word "compotation"!
That reminds me, gotta talk about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies on Monty's book thread.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (7YzRS)
Or the greatest president our nation has had: Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 05:47 PM (53sBp)
Bullshit.
Our greatest President was William Henry Harrison who had the good sense to die within a month.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (uR5Zf)
I just wanted to repeat how much better than you I am. Even better than you than Jeff B. is!
Posted by: Voice of Reasonblenessitude at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (nj1bB)
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (+cmP9)
Start talking about Long Bows. I double dog dare you.
One of my favorite unintentionally hilarious moments in the history of this blog.
Here is ace, as upset as I've ever seen him, screaming at people in the comments for being racist fuckwads ... trying to make several important points about why their chickenshit behavior is not only offensive, but is harming him on a personal level ...
...and two or three long time commenters are obliviously arguing about the fucking history of longbows in the same comment thread.
It's as stupid and off-topic as you can get.
Just reading the juxtaposition between ace's red-faced tirade and the clueless, history-nerd discussion happening around it had me doubled over in laughter. Especially when ace became so exasperated that he created a fucking longbow thread so that they'd stop diluting the current one with their discussion.
Posted by: Warden at April 22, 2011 01:51 PM (Z3nzS)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (op4Bf)
That was an accident; I thought that got fixed.
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 05:50 PM (nj1bB)
LOL.... sounds like the Congress!
/runs out of the thread before he gets ban'd...
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (NtXW4)
Hail Breitbart! We who are about to comment - salute you!
(well, except that 'Reason' dude - he seems to have a bug up his ass)
Well done morons! Fine praise indeed. I like commenting here because the overall quality of comments/humor is so high that I don't have to worry about bringing down the average. Plus it's fun to imagine that all the supposed chicks posting really are chicks. It's fun to think there might really be women out there who are fellow wingers, full of the same hate and anger that motivate me. As I recall, one of them has even achieved Sith Lord status.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (4nbyM)
Also:
Update: around the bowl and down the hole, roll Tide, roll.
Aggie--don't you have some homoerotic cheers to do?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: James at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (91Pt1)
That was an accident; I thought that got fixed.
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 05:50 PM (nj1bB)
--It was an interesting couple of weeks in the wilderness. At least I was more productive at work.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Maybe ~3pm the next day, after coffee, peeling out of the Ewok suits. Having the football steam cleaned and prying the ronettes off the Marine carrying it.
Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (iRLS8)
Posted by: ontherocks at April 22, 2011 05:44 PM (HBqDo)
Is that a trick question?
Posted by: That Guy Who Talks About Guns at April 22, 2011 01:52 PM (bxiXv)
605 Well yeah Kratos you little pyromaniac you. I was Puma before PUMA was rad
watch out, his blue blade might start pulsing
Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at April 22, 2011 01:53 PM (EOu3d)
He made Clinton look like Mr. Rogers.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 01:53 PM (uR5Zf)
Our greatest President was William Henry Harrison who had the good sense to die within a month.
Talk about term limits.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 01:53 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: Voice of Raisins at April 22, 2011 01:53 PM (FYCiJ)
but your math would have bottomed out
Actually, the math wasn't so hot, my verbal saved me! (I'm the only Asian I know who is bad at math!)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 01:54 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2011 01:54 PM (TMB3S)
Posted by: filbert at April 22, 2011 01:54 PM (smvTK)
I find often find myself running to the dictionary to understand what the heck I'm reading.
I see that it's improved your sentence structure too.
Posted by: Grammar Dick at April 22, 2011 01:54 PM (53sBp)
Posted by: ss at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (JZz6U)
Posted by: Andrew Fucking Breitbart at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (GC5/b)
What is "work" to an academic?
I kid, logprof!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (c0A3e)
The Longbow thread is/was epic.
Hey, anyone have a link to it? I'm having trouble finding it again. I'm pretty sure I was a participant, but my memory is hazy. Read it for sure.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (NjYDy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (caQ0a)
When did Ewok-en-Jefe install doors?
NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (xMT+4)
The Peace Blimp
Seattle Post-Post Intelligencer
Good times, good times.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 05:38 PM (7YzRS)
Those were all great
Posted by: DPR VIII at April 22, 2011 01:55 PM (4XUD3)
Ditto Radish. I saw you on the Iowa Republican thread on the professor with the nice emailing habits.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 01:56 PM (T0NGe)
Joe Mama on April 21, 2011 at 4:57 PM
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at April 22, 2011 01:56 PM (v2K2g)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 01:56 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:54 PM (ihSHD)
We could argue about that.
Posted by: Hideki Tojo at April 22, 2011 01:56 PM (QKKT0)
"Out of context"? BS. The original video retained the shift in tone. So did the text of Breitbart's post. Obviously, no one was interested in this full and honest stuff. They read only as far as the first appearance of the word "racism."
Posted by: JoeInMD at April 22, 2011 04:50 PM (PIahf)
Furthermore, the audience were whoopin' it up like they were on the Arsenio Hall Show when Mrs. Sherrill was talking about how she thought she was "sticking it to the man".
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 01:56 PM (d6wkB)
Is that the Bizzarro version of Ace of Spades?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 01:57 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Shoppy at April 22, 2011 01:57 PM (7bRCJ)
Actually, the math wasn't so hot, my verbal saved me! (I'm the only Asian I know who is bad at math!)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 05:54 PM (ihSHD)
Oh, come on, you just need to have the math pounded into you.
Pounded in.
Over and over again.
Pounded.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 01:57 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 01:58 PM (cDRYC)
agreed.
And sifty cracks me up.
Best smack-down artist: Unclefacts
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 01:58 PM (UOM48)
For some strange reason, however, they never cite Ace's blog. Anybody have any idea why?
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2011 01:58 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:58 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (IXLvN)
In judging commenters (well, everybody but the ever so delicate VoR), I would have to vote for EoJ for teh funny, Radish for link queen, Miss80'sbaby for Senator and Appropriations Committee, and Curious for Best Foreign Language.
And Cains Pizzeria for Best Performance by a 40 Year-Old Who Has Regular Sex With His Mother
Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2011 05:57 PM (QMtmy)
No, the mirror-mirror version.
Ace has a goatee in that universe, but you don't want to know where it is.
Trust me, you just don't.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (T0NGe)
Muhahahaha!
/Too bad GoW4 doesn't have Kratos ravaging Pandora. I think I could have done a better job in leading the security forces into battle against those blue-bastards than Mr. Frankenfurter git. He didn't even use nukes!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (c0A3e)
Pssst....the fucking profanity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (7utQ2)
Age, talent, Pez, and funneh before beauty. Well he's got me beat on beauty there too.
Him first, how bout that?
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (+cmP9)
Rings movies; the one where Arwen is heading for the Grey Havens accompanied by all those really faggy zombied-out elves, she stops to watch her vision of her unborn son run across the path, and this prissy handwringer lisps at her "Lady Arwenth, We cannot deway."
Good site and all, but Allah *gulps!* more than erg at the Vince Lombardi Rest Stop. He needs some new comedy bits or something-he might as well be Gallagher smashing watermelons at this point.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 22, 2011 01:59 PM (oDMwn)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 02:00 PM (0FYlG)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:00 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2011 05:58 PM (7+pP9)
Rush has mentioned AoS before. When he cites you, you know you've been cited.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 02:00 PM (T0NGe)
For some strange reason, however, they never cite Ace's blog. Anybody have any idea why?
Fuck you, that's why.
Posted by: ss at April 22, 2011 02:00 PM (JZz6U)
I see that it's improved your sentence structure too.
We don't need no stinking commas! Oh and my spelling has gotten worse too (but I think that's more because I'm so angry a lot of times, I type too fast!)
And yes, a hearty shout out to CDR M--loooove him!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:00 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 02:01 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:01 PM (NjYDy)
Or he'll say, "Hey mom, I saw your comment at Ace. Cool."
Brings a tear to this military mom's eye, it does. Thanks Ace for providing me a common link to my soldier kid. Much appreciated.
Posted by: mama winger at April 22, 2011 02:01 PM (KDX07)
Posted by: Voice of Procrastination at April 22, 2011 02:01 PM (XBM1t)
And Monty pushes investing in gold...pffft
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at April 22, 2011 02:01 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 06:00 PM (0FYlG)
--Welcome back!!
How are things?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (BP6Z1)
WINNING! isn't everything, it's the only thing.
Posted by: Vince Lombardi Sheen at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 05:58 PM
I saw that before I ever got to this site.
Rachel Corrie pancake breakfast 9am.
Posted by: huerfano at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (6zFxS)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 06:00 PM (BP6Z1)
Just one night? All y'all crack me up all day long.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 06:00 PM (0FYlG)
Well, lookee who's here! Nam! How are you? What fabulous, fine food are you cooking for dinner right now?
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (ihSHD)
Make it Budget and I'm good with mine.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (uVLrI)
I'm always in the background and thanks Andrew for giving us a heads up I read Big Peace daily great site.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (0FYlG)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 06:00 PM (0FYlG)
*waves and blows a kiss to 'Nam Grunt*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:02 PM (UOM48)
I think that's where I heard about this place. Did L-Dot for a long time but they block you from saying "Jap" around Pearl Harbor Day.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (gJNMj)
Posted by: mama winger at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (KDX07)
Cruising for chicks with Ace...
Ace: Wow, those girls are hot!
Ace's Buddy: How long has it been again?
Ace: What? Seriously, no, they are hot.
Ace's Buddy: Ah what the hell. Lets go talk to them.
Ace: Yeah, good idea but let's wait a bit.
Ace's Buddy: Huh? Wait for what? Come on let's go.
Ace: No, not yet. Later.
Ace's Buddy: Later my ass. I'll go talk to them.
Ace: No! Don't. Just forget it. They have pointy elbows anyway.
Ace's Buddy: Sweet Jebus. Bartender a vodka...make it a double.
Posted by: Rocks at April 22, 2011 04:53 PM (th0op)
...epilogue...
Bartender: How 'bout you pal?
Ace: I'll just have... some...pancakes... sigh.
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (d6wkB)
Brings a tear to this military mom's eye, it does. Thanks Ace for providing me a common link to my soldier kid. Much appreciated.
Wow, I can see that we are going to gather around the campfire and give our testimonials. Awesome!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: El Guapo at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (Y+sSd)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2011 05:58 PM (7+pP9)
Well Jim Geraghty of National Review seems to love himself some Ace since he's always linking us in his Morning Jolt.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: United Brotherhood of Mutual Dick-Suckers Local 303 at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (FYCiJ)
For some strange reason, however, they never cite Ace's blog. Anybody have any idea why?
Don't forget Suzanne Sena on-air referring to a very specific AoS moron-commenter-epic-poet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 02:03 PM (7YzRS)
1) Necessary but obviously not sufficient, because you still live in that damned hole and will *not* poke your head out to see the world.
2) Do you have *ANY* idea what blog you are posting at? Have you *EVER* read anything here before? You're like some German tourist in downtown Tokyo with a French phrasebook, angry that no one speaks your language.
3) People who make false accusations do not deserve respect. This means you, because you seem to have a hard time dealing with simple propositions and everything has to be explained to you twice.
So the claim that Breitbart's purpose was to highlight the crowd's reaction simply does not stand up to the evidence and is not credible, and even if true would excuse the harm he did to Sherrod. It's the sort of argument that is only used (and accepted, I hope) by people who first decide what side of an issue they're on, then come up with arguments to use.
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 05:49 PM (LNaCu)
1) Well, it's what he said he did. I leave it to you to come up with a devious conspiracy their about what he really meant.
2) You don't do harm to people by showing what they did, they do the harm.
3) I wasn't agreeing with your inane proposition that she's *not* a racist, she clearly is (she sent him off to be helped by one of his *own* people). I was just pointing out that you're abusing the context because of your personal vendetta against Breitbart, and demanding an apology from Breitbart for what Obama and his administration did.
Yeah, I'm bored. I'll claim it as practice on my tax return.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 02:04 PM (bxiXv)
Get fucked. There's your answer. Now, go peddle your sob story at one of the fifteen websites that Breitbart runs.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 22, 2011 02:04 PM (oDMwn)
Posted by: Shannon Tweed's Voice at April 22, 2011 02:04 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 02:04 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 02:05 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: blindside at April 22, 2011 02:05 PM (x7g7t)
Oh, how I wish Barky's Mole would trip and fall down Air Force One. News Alert O/T: NYT poll reporting that 70% of peoples think this country is heading in wrong direction. One can only assume these are liberals. Cheers!
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 22, 2011 02:05 PM (FnRYN)
I'm officially putting my claim on the Chairmanship of the Select Sub-Committee to Investigate Neve Campbell and Possibly Grace Park if There is Time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 02:05 PM (7utQ2)
That was the Olympia WA Peace and Justice Calendar... Which just so happens to still be available for posting. Have at it morons and don't disappoint me.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 02:06 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 05:37 PM (LNaCu)
Probably not, ace has always let stupid post here.
You seem to be purposely overlooking the fact that Sharrod being her racist self refused to help the white couple because they were white. She was being racist.
She later had a change of heart and helped them because that was her job. Racists do their job everyday, I am not going to applaud them for it like you evidently want to.
I never heard Shirley Sherrod apologize for failing to help them in the first place because of their skin color. Did you?
Posted by: robtr at April 22, 2011 02:06 PM (MtwBb)
Posted by: Voice of Reasonblenessitude at April 22, 2011 02:06 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: Voice of Longbows at April 22, 2011 02:06 PM (H+LJc)
Aggie--don't you have some homoerotic cheers to do?
Ten Aggies can yell louder than a hundred of anybody else.
-- some obscure football coach whose trademark was a black & white houndstooth hat
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 22, 2011 02:06 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:06 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Voice of Delusion at April 22, 2011 02:07 PM (xs5wK)
For some strange reason, however, they never cite Ace's blog. Anybody have any idea why?
Pssst....the fucking profanity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 05:59 PM (7utQ2)
Get the fuck out! You gotta be shitting me!Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2011 02:07 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:07 PM (NjYDy)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 02:07 PM (yqhkv)
Posted by: Redstate Commenter at April 22, 2011 02:08 PM (ZIpcL)
Posted by: Voice of Violated Chickens at April 22, 2011 02:08 PM (c0A3e)
I really couldn't vote for a best sock-puppeteer because well they're sockpuppets.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 05:59 PM (IXLvN)
Hey Guy, don't forget about me.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Moonbattery at April 22, 2011 02:08 PM (ZHsNw)
Chicago Cub fan right? Posted by: nevergiveup at April 22, 2011 06:04 PM
Sadly and forever.
Posted by: mama winger at April 22, 2011 02:08 PM (KDX07)
What a wonderful name for a children's book.
Ace the Reticent RINO.
Posted by: filbert at April 22, 2011 02:08 PM (smvTK)
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (+cmP9)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 06:00 PM (0FYlG)
Yes, you do!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (bxiXv)
The proper group name is a "Valu-Rite of Morons."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (7utQ2)
navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar @ 498
my favorite still has to be the dumdum captain america post...the socks after that were classic
I miss Dum-Dum....the time he wrote about "fellating" his girlfriend was hilarious!!
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (0FYlG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 05:59 PM (UOM4
You'll eat it in rememberence of me.
Posted by: Barak the Husein at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (53sBp)
Posted by: Jypsea Rose at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (DM6DH)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (mRDEv)
I come here for the vocabulary building: Without AOS I would never know these words: Tonguepunch, Fartbox, Turdhamper, Cockholster, Bitchscape, Population Yoghert
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 02:09 PM (d6wkB)
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 02:10 PM (+cmP9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2011 02:10 PM (XBM1t)
Rush has mentioned AoS before. When he cites you, you know you've been cited.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 22, 2011 06:00 PM (T0NGe)
True, but he's also stolen stuff without attribution. Same thing with other sites. It only bothers me when he does it word-for-word.Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2011 02:11 PM (7+pP9)
One of my all time favorites... The AoS Womens Magazine.
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 02:11 PM (C2//T)
Posted by: Inner Voice of Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 02:11 PM (IXLvN)
Fick dich, you rotten tourists. They should run you all out of town on a rail...
Posted by: German tourist in downtown Tokyo with a French phrasebook, angry that no one speaks my language at April 22, 2011 02:11 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 02:11 PM (cDRYC)
I come here for the vocabulary building: Without AOS I would never know these words: Tonguepunch, Fartbox, Turdhamper, Cockholster, Bitchscape, Population Yoghert
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 06:09 PM (d6wkB)
We should have a Dictionary Post to archive sometime. Maybe on Dead Sunday, schedule it to go off midday.
We can put the origins of Shinebox, the fellatio variants, etc.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 02:12 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:12 PM (UOM48)
That was the Olympia WA Peace and Justice Calendar... Which just so happens to still be available for posting. Have at it morons and don't disappoint me.
Giddyup.
Posted by: DPR VIII at April 22, 2011 02:12 PM (4XUD3)
Would you say that Ace has a 'Plethora of Morons'?
The proper group name is a "Valu-Rite of Morons."
I kind of like a "Murder of Morons", but I fucking hate crows with a passion.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 02:12 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2011 02:13 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: CJ at April 22, 2011 02:13 PM (tNWxq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 22, 2011 06:10 PM (XBM1t)
Oh, is *that* what that key says? Makes sense.
The funny thing is what's really worn out is e, m, and > and <.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 02:13 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:14 PM (UOM48)
My favorite post of all was Ace's goodbye to Olbermann. Epic, with the loud nasal exhalations.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 22, 2011 02:14 PM (FnRYN)
Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 22, 2011 06:11 PM (C2//T)
Yep that's a blog classic. In fact the whole post and comments were so good I saved a copy and was going to steal it for my own when everyone had forgotten about it.
So thanks a lot AD.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 02:14 PM (pAlYe)
I come here for the vocabulary building: Without AOS I would never know these words: Tonguepunch, Fartbox, Turdhamper, Cockholster, Bitchscape, Population Yoghert
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 06:09 PM (d6wkB)
We should have a Dictionary Post to archive sometime. Maybe on Dead Sunday, schedule it to go off midday.
We can put the origins of Shinebox, the fellatio variants, etc.
AoSHQ "Word of the Day Calendars"! (ducks flying objects)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:14 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 02:14 PM (LNaCu)
Posted by: Theresa D {heartz} AoSHQ at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (2hQbY)
Posted by: Bernie Madoff, #5559087 at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (7bRCJ)
What? I'm not up for Miss Fucking Congeniality? Fuck you!
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (LFiVW)
Now THERE'S a site I was banned from. (The only one, in fact.) Not for any RINOism, but for pointing out that Ben Domenech's plagiarism scandal was, actually, pretty egregious. (This was at the time it was breaking, not me just dredging up old material.) They can fuck themselves.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (NjYDy)
Which one was that?
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (dTZnJ)
Well Jim Geraghty of National Review seems to love himself some Ace since he's always linking us in his Morning Jolt.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 06:03 PM (pAlYe)
I wouldn't know about that. I've pretty much given up on reading National Review.Doug Ross (Director Blue) often proudly links to Ace. One of the reasons he's one of my favorites.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (7+pP9)
It's not my head that I'm worried about.
Posted by: Serena Kozakura at April 22, 2011 02:15 PM (Ilc9V)
Wonder who his favorite commenter is? My money's on Empire of Jeff.
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 02:16 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 22, 2011 02:16 PM (Z71Vg)
Nah, that was good, but the Olbermann haiku thread which followed was even better. That was a REAL example of the commenters bringing it in a major way.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:16 PM (NjYDy)
I come here for the vocabulary
building: Without AOS I would never know these words: Tonguepunch,
Fartbox, Turdhamper, Cockholster, Bitchscape, Population Yoghert
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 06:09 PM (d6wkB)
We should have a Dictionary Post to archive sometime. Maybe on Dead Sunday, schedule it to go off midday.
We can put the origins of Shinebox, the fellatio variants, etc.Don't forget "meat curtains."
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 02:16 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 02:17 PM (cDRYC)
Ace of Spades
Andrew Breitbart
Christopher Taylor
Rush goes without saying.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 02:17 PM (tsC/8)
You're a smug, pretentious little twit aren't you? Only watch PBS and listen to NPR?
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 22, 2011 02:17 PM (dTZnJ)
Posted by: Voice of Raisins at April 22, 2011 02:17 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: madamex at April 22, 2011 02:17 PM (ice9D)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 02:18 PM (0FYlG)
Congratulations on your milestone, and I also mean that sincerely, even if I don't know what it is. If you'll accept it from a man who most likely agrees with you on most things but disagrees with you on this one, I'll pat your back. And... um... I'm glad that you guys are finding joy in the fact that a man who lacks the decency to apologize to a woman he's wronged thinks that you're the best commenters?
Yeesh! Shut up already!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:18 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 02:18 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: Trish at April 22, 2011 02:18 PM (yqhkv)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 06:14 PM (LNaCu)
Wow, that's some fine passive/aggressive you've got there.
Asshat.
Posted by: DPR VIII at April 22, 2011 02:19 PM (4XUD3)
I gave Hot Air a shot until AP became a socialist cocksucker (my opinion subject to argument).
Then I found ACE. I love you people. I know Andrew, I have met him several times at political events. He is a Rons Ron. I think several of you would be surprised to know who lurks here. Many of Washington's most powerful. They are smart to do so.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 04:52 PM (cDRYC)
*gulp*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Voice of Dog Reason at April 22, 2011 02:20 PM (H+LJc)
Pssst....the fucking profanity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 05:59 PM (7utQ2)
Also the frequent references to hobo hunting and chicken rape. But no biggie.
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 02:20 PM (CA2NO)
I didn't know it was a category until now, but I'd say you won.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 02:20 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 06:16 PM (CA2NO)
Suck cock much?
Posted by: ErikW at April 22, 2011 02:21 PM (//Ddm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:21 PM (UOM48)
To the concern troll Voice of Reason, go to Big Government and research the story, it was from July, 2010. Andrew has nothing apologize, his point was all the racists laughing at the treatment of the black white farmer. I guess if you try to find the truth then MM won't issue the check.
sorry typo above
Posted by: madamex at April 22, 2011 02:21 PM (ice9D)
Stop the Scandi-hate, would you?
Posted by: left-handed Finn doing bad things at April 22, 2011 02:22 PM (KDX07)
Also the frequent references to hobo hunting and chicken rape. But no biggie.
Getting dorked up the squeakhole might get some notice
Posted by: Cheri at April 22, 2011 02:22 PM (oiNtH)
Hey, DICKLESS...
You present your assumptions as facts and then ask for factual refutation. Until you can point to an NSA intercept of Breitbart saying: "Wow, we set up that Sherrod woman, huh?", I'm just going to have to take his version of the events over yours since his comports with a very loooooooooong history of NAACP hypocrisy on race issues.
Sorry, your opinion does not stand up to the evidence.
See how that works?
Idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 02:22 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 06:14 PM (LNaCu)
You're a lonely fat chick wearing a Code Pink t-shirt, aren't you?
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (53sBp)
VoR, instead of clowning on you (as I'm tempted to do), I'll point out that you do yourself no fucking favors by posting with a username that, right from the git-go, purports to hold yourself above the rest of us as being smarter, more sober, more thoughtful, etc. I'll let you in on a secret: I actually think Breitbart fucked up on the Shirley Sherrod thing too. In fact, a lot of AoSHQ posters felt so at the time. I think Ace's theory of what happened (in the context of the NAACP ramping those "Tea Party racism" accusations he jumped eagerly on a piece of evidence that was just a bit Too Perfect) is correct.
But what else do you want? You want him to fall on his sword and let the jackals eviscerate him? I actually thought he should admit his error early on, but what's done is done, and given how much good work he's done, does, and will do, I'm not about to harp on it. Especially because Sherrod turns out to be a corrupt scumbag knee-deep in Pigford scandal money.
See? That wasn't so hard to say, and nobody's running me out of AoSHQ on a rail. Because there's a difference between the argument I'm making and what you seem to want, which is his public decapitation in front of live MSNBC cameras. You want his blood? We won't give you his blood.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (NjYDy)
I congradulate you on recieving this gift from a person who, according to Wikipedia is worse than Hitler!
Posted by: Moist of Raisins at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (8yPsP)
When I receive comments like this (for my own achievements) I know someone is blowing smoke up my ass.
Posted by: sTevo at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Voice of Repeat at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (IXLvN)
Voice of Reason:
Are you certain that you've kept up on the Breitbart-Sherrod brouhaha? You know,of course that Breitbart went with what he was given, and that if you watch the entire (released later) video, Sherrod's words, via transcript, make her look reasonably noble, BUT her audience's reaction, on the video at the time she is speaking, show something .. a bit different.
Sherrod's audience seems to hear her "dog whistle". Listen to her words and their reactions; Sherrod doesn't seem to be quite the victim you seem to be portraying. How is her lawsuit agains B. progressing?
Then there's her involvement in Pigford. Stay tuned ...
Posted by: Arbalest at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (UnOmj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:23 PM (UOM48)
No. Were the best. We're the most Palin-esque. Palin. Palin. Palin for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Brisol Palin rocks. Palin. This site isn't that Palin. We're Palin. We're the most Palinest Palin that ever was Palin. You're nothing if your not Palin. Tea Party. Palin. Palin. Palin. Go Piper! Wasilla. Palin Palin.
How can you guys be the best commenters, were way more Palin?
Posted by: Hotair Commenter at April 22, 2011 02:24 PM (ZIpcL)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 22, 2011 06:16 PM (Z71Vg)
I guess it would depend on what site the video is found at
Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2011 02:24 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 02:24 PM (tsC/8)
I could be wrong, but I do not recall the legislation that gave Andrew Breitbart hiring/firing authority at the Department of Agriculture.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 02:26 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Chants at April 22, 2011 05:32 PM (PUvuO)
Hmmmf. He promised me that to NOT comment. Val-U-Rite vouchers, no less. Ergo, I lurk.
Posted by: EyeTest at April 22, 2011 02:26 PM (QLiGO)
But if anyone can bang some sense into that bint, it's the Marines.
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 02:26 PM (+cmP9)
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (CA2NO)
Like I said in an earlier comment, I don't typically participate in or even read comment threads, not being a fan of echo chambers, but I've been seeing all my favorite bloggers continue to cite Breitbart, continue to link to Breitbart, continue to discuss Breitbart with respect and approval and I've been wondering why, why, why, don't all these people, whom I believe to be good and moral, see what a horrible thing this man did and demand that he apologize?
OK, every blog has its fanboyism. This one is no exception. It can be a place for serious debate, or it can be a place where you need to get with the meme of the day and otherwise shut up.
But I think you have your facts wrong about the Sherrod story. I thought she was telling a laughing NAACP crowd how she typically turned away white farmers, sent them to lawyers, in her government job. Breitbart's video showed this.
Then, she determined it was wrong and she would no longer be racist. His video did not show that.
Now she's a hero.
Posted by: CJ at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (tNWxq)
Andrew Breitbart? Never heard of him.
Posted by: Voice of Gibson at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 06:23 PM (UOM4
Given that Voice of Reason is hanging around here and will likely be one of the camp guards, that should probably be taken offline....
Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (c45xH)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (NjYDy)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 06:07 PM (NjYDy)
--I admit though, that I still think his Palestinian Portrait Swarms were funny as hell.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Minuteman at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (d6wkB)
My youngest is raising two lambs for his 4H project this year. He can usually count on a $250 - $400 net profit/lamb at auction. This year looks to be substantially better. Your pain is financing the dreams of a 10 yr. old (big league chew & ammo).
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (+lsX1)
So long and thanks for the fish.
Respectfully,
The Inarticulate but Verbose Voice Who Is Totally Conservative
Posted by: Voice of Caveman Concern Troll at April 22, 2011 02:27 PM (oDMwn)
Posted by: Walt Gilbert's Scrotum at April 22, 2011 02:28 PM (6I9tb)
My youngest is raising two lambs for his 4H project this year. He can usually count on a $250 - $400 net profit/lamb at auction. This year looks to be substantially better. Your pain is financing the dreams of a 10 yr. old (big league chew & ammo).
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at April 22, 2011 06:27 PM (+lsX1)
Awwwww.
Posted by: TexasJew at April 22, 2011 02:28 PM (uR5Zf)
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 06:16 PM (CA2NO)
Suck cock much?
Posted by: ErikW at April 22, 2011 06:21 PM (//Ddm)
Only if I'm getting paid. *bats eyelashes*
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 02:28 PM (CA2NO)
818 Sometimes comment threads will devolve into screaming matches
The recent Christine O'Donnell wars spring to mind
Posted by: Beto at April 22, 2011 02:29 PM (H+LJc)
When I first started reading here, I thought, who are these assholes? Now I know that it's all a clever postmodern put-on of the stereotypical vodka swilling, hobo bashing bitter clingers...right?
Posted by: PJ at April 22, 2011 02:29 PM (POf3u)
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 02:29 PM (+cmP9)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2011 02:30 PM (TMB3S)
Not to suck our own cocks too much, but honestly, this site has the most diverse (and balanced) span of opinion from all corners of the right. Paleocons, neocons, RINOs, libertarians, curious moderates, lace wig aficionados, etc. For the most part we get along even as we talk shit to each other too. It's a good dynamic for the most part, until every now and then someone on one end of the argument or another gets a little too crazy.
And this may be before a lot of people's time, but I kind of miss Cedarford. He was a fun sort of crazy, almost a troll mascot to kick around.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 02:30 PM (NjYDy)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 06:14 PM (LNaCu)
Well, I'll give you one thing, Osmium's got nothing on ya.
And we can say whatever we damn well please, BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN!
I especially love how, after everyone else dows your damned homework for you, you whine that no one is doing your homework.
Hey, everyone, Voice Of Reason here is posting from a mental hospital!
Okay, VOR, now you have to correct me. And the proof must meet my high standards. Remember to include enough detail.
And update the Wikipedia pages while you're at it.
That boy just ain't right. 10 lbs of butthurt in a 5 lb bag.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 02:30 PM (bxiXv)
And yes, we should come out with an AoSHQ Cookbook.
Title suggestions?
"Meals for Morons"
"Best Puddin' Dippin' Recipes"
"How to Cook a Hobo"?
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:31 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2011 06:28 PM (c9Ivb)
The comments here at the last few speeches had me in tears at a couple points...the Arizona one was classic
Posted by: Red Shirt at April 22, 2011 02:31 PM (FIDMq)
Posted by: Jean at April 22, 2011 02:31 PM (7P7Ij)
Best comment so far -- ace -
is logprof still banned? That was an accident; I thought that got fixed.
Geezus! Like, what, 2 mos ago? You really don't read your own blog!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 02:32 PM (mRDEv)
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 02:32 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 05:49 PM (LNaCu)
Wow you sure are one whiny little shit. You're as thin-skinned as the JEF. "Wah you people aren't being nice to me! Why are you so mean?"
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 02:32 PM (oVQFe)
And yes, we should come out with an AoSHQ Cookbook.
Title suggestions?
"We Don't Cook Until 1PM".
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 22, 2011 02:32 PM (7utQ2)
Posted by: Voice of Triskelion at April 22, 2011 02:33 PM (FYCiJ)
This year looks to be substantially better. Your pain is financing the dreams of a 10 yr. old (big league chew & ammo).
This, this gives me hope for the future!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:33 PM (ihSHD)
And yes, we should come out with an AoSHQ Cookbook.
Title suggestions?
"Meals for Morons"
"Best Puddin' Dippin' Recipes"
"How to Cook a Hobo"?
Great idea. I'd go with "These Morons Can Cook" or something lame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 22, 2011 02:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Blue Hen at April 22, 2011 06:28 PM (c9Ivb)
HELL YES.
Posted by: MWR at April 22, 2011 02:34 PM (CA2NO)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 22, 2011 02:34 PM (y3wz3)
AoS best Lurkers on internet as well.
Posted by: RaoulDuke at April 22, 2011 04:20 PM (1+CnU)
Damn Straight!
Posted by: LurkingPoet at April 22, 2011 02:34 PM (2SbtE)
Best comment so far -- ace -
is logprof still banned? That was an accident; I thought that got fixed.
Geezus! Like, what, 2 mos ago? You really don't read your own blog!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 06:32 PM (mRDEv)
--Reminds me of the State Department writing the letter to the dead terrorist 6 months after 9/11.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:35 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Cedarford at April 22, 2011 02:35 PM (oDMwn)
Posted by: Voice of Pelosi at April 22, 2011 02:35 PM (IXLvN)
Posted by: sifty is in a glass case of emotion at April 22, 2011 06:29 PM (+cmP9)
I am partial to the X:Y thread and the Ace Free Association Day thread myself.
Posted by: sTevo at April 22, 2011 02:35 PM (VMcEw)
Lost track of the number of ex-lGF posters I've seen here, there's a ton. Man, it's embarrassing to admit being a former one, the way that place has deteriorated.
More a lurker than a poster, this is hands down the best site I've found for a variety of subjects.
So now we go lurk again.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2011 02:36 PM (ud5dN)
I think a lot of folks like Brietbart come here to get back in touch with their inner moron.
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at April 22, 2011 02:37 PM (6WiaV)
Um, VoR, shut the fuck up, you self-righteous prick. Evidently, you don't even know the meaning of reason, if you think you could have read the article and watched Breitbart's video and not come to the reasonable conclusion he was drawing. He laid it out in black & white, and then backed it up with video.
Take your holier than thou attitude and shove it up your ass.
Posted by: Steph at April 22, 2011 02:37 PM (AkdC5)
It just dawned on me that Andrew has just stepped into it again. He reads Ace of Spades blog? Ace = the death card. Spades = derogatory slang for, uh, ...
MFM - 2+2=5 Dang, Andrew... good luck 'splaining that one!
Posted by: Havedsah at April 22, 2011 02:37 PM (pQJ1M)
(Wipes tears from eyes)
I can't believe you people forgot about me, already! I can't believe that my name wasn't mentioned as The Official Poet Laureate of AoSHQ. It may be hard for some of you knuckle dragging, mouth breathing morons to comprehend, but I have feelings. And I have needs. I need to be recognized, and I need to be held. Please, somebody, hold me!
(Blows nose softly into lace hanky) Now I will recite you some of my best received poems. Poems written by a young man in love...
Posted by: MichaelinMI at April 22, 2011 02:37 PM (ihSHD)
/Too bad GoW4 doesn't have Kratos ravaging Pandora.
Ten more minutes lost trying to figure out a context for that.
Ten. Minutes.
Posted by: Methos at April 22, 2011 02:38 PM (uqJo6)
Posted by: Voice of Muzzies at April 22, 2011 02:38 PM (IXLvN)
I'm obviously still catching up on this thread.
>>> I started bogging at American thinker. I was invited to be a moderator. I did that for about three months until on a moderator chat I called another moderator an asshole dickhead. I was fired from American Thinker.
This is the story of a born moron.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 02:40 PM (tsC/8)
--Reminds me of the State Department writing the letter to the dead terrorist 6 months after 9/11.
Bwhahaha! That reminds me, logproff, how this community of morons rallied around you and fought to get your wrongful banning overturned. It was one of those moments that made me proud!
Posted by: MichaelinMI at April 22, 2011 02:40 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Voice of the Kobayashi Maru at April 22, 2011 02:40 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 02:40 PM (tsC/8)
Yeah, we've already established you that your reading comprehension is shit.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2011 02:40 PM (fF5sa)
Haven't read any comments..yet.
I come here for the commenters and Ace...
but mostly for the commenters.
SIM, I gave you a shout out earlier!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:41 PM (ihSHD)
The comments here have been hilarious and often just as good as the posts for the, what 6 years or so I've been lurking around this blog. Keep it up morons.
Posted by: brak at April 22, 2011 02:42 PM (nIoiW)
Posted by: Voice of Treason at April 22, 2011 02:42 PM (fF5sa)
I do kinda wish Ace could turn this into a first class constructed site so he could get some revenue. There's something half-amateurish about this whole setup.
When Ace asked us to stop the cussing, I complied until I saw Ace was swearing like a moterfucker again. I think he could ask something of us and get it without destroying the quality comments.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 02:43 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Flounder at April 22, 2011 06:30 PM (Kkt/i)
Damn, I forgot the third of the trifecta!
Major League, Caddyshack and Spaceballs.
Posted by: ErikW at April 22, 2011 02:43 PM (//Ddm)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 02:44 PM (IXLvN)
A classic!!
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 02:44 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 06:40 PM (ihSHD)
--I was wondering who that was, but was too lazy to check. I know MiM posts under a different name now.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:44 PM (BP6Z1)
Ten. Minutes.
Ctrl+F is your friend.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 02:45 PM (LFiVW)
moterfucker again
(Checking the AoSHQ Dictionary)
I think the correct spelling is "Motorfucker".
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:46 PM (ihSHD)
The essays here above the fold are very good- but I really like the comments. Informative, funny, and snarky. Not to mention X-rated.
Yeah, the clown on the bicycle booted me off Fooseballs for belonging to a site created at his behest. ( How crazy is that? ) Mostly an annoyance, since my main sites were Free Republic and Free Dominion- but yes, I am one of The Banned of Brothers over at GCP.
Posted by: backhoe at April 22, 2011 02:46 PM (0bk6W)
Posted by: Voice of Navel-Gazing at April 22, 2011 02:47 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: Voice of Treason at April 22, 2011 06:42 PM (fF5sa)
Bwhahaha! It's comments like these that prevent me from getting off my butt and vacuuming or putting that last load of clothes in the dryer! Help!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:47 PM (ihSHD)
Same here. I just lurked, and didnt stay long after Rather. I came back during the Israel war, and Pallywood, then left once everyone was a racist, and I couldn't figure out what proof he had.
I started with Rush of course, then I found Limbaugh... *ba-dum-dum*
Then I fell in love with what Michelle Malkin was saying (and other things), so I started going there, and when I noticed she didn't post that often, I started looking thru her blogroll... and guess who's first on the list...
After that, I've hattipped some things here, and at Jawa, made a lil video for a contest Newt Gingrich was running for free gas (I came in 2nd, in front of Zo!!) and then mainly lurked, or joined in the live blogs. Oh, and I play the Fantasy Football thang every year.
Well, anyway, thats me.. I all of a sudden felt like I was in a 12 step program LFGA or something lol...
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 02:47 PM (8yPsP)
Phuuuuuuuck! I'm glad you 'outed' yourself. I was just about to ask you if you wanted to spoon!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 02:47 PM (mRDEv)
Still makes me LOL
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at April 22, 2011 02:48 PM (LFiVW)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 22, 2011 05:59 PM (IXLvN)
The Nominees are:
Paul Anka
The Chicken
Charles Gibson
Whoopi Goldberg
Roman Polanski
and Michelle Obamas Landing Strip
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson and Mel Gison MC'ing The Sockie Awards at April 22, 2011 02:48 PM (d6wkB)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:48 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Voice of Navel-Gazing at April 22, 2011 06:47 PM (FYCiJ)
I can't quit yooooooou!11111
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:48 PM (ihSHD)
Heh. Beat ya to it, brother.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 06:46 PM (7YzRS)
Bastard.
Okay I did get a little sidetracked re-reading some of the old threads that google pulled up.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 22, 2011 02:48 PM (pAlYe)
>Getting dorked up the squeakhole might get some notice
Lies! I say!(ace siad he'd never tell...)
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at April 22, 2011 02:49 PM (uqJo6)
Phuuuuuuuck! I'm glad you 'outed' yourself. I was just about to ask you if you wanted to spoon!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 06:47 PM (mRDEv)
ha! ha! That's how those rumours of Lesbian porn on AoS get started!
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 02:50 PM (ihSHD)
A classic!!
Oh, man. That may be the funniest thread I've ever read.
Posted by: Slublog at April 22, 2011 02:50 PM (Uwmau)
Posted by: Shiggz at April 22, 2011 02:50 PM (mLAWK)
Posted by: kevlarchick at April 22, 2011 02:50 PM (J1U5w)
Posted by: coked up stimulus monkey at April 22, 2011 06:49 PM (c9Ivb)
Out of sight, out of mind.
Posted by: Dead Hooker Stuffed in the Basement at April 22, 2011 02:51 PM (FYCiJ)
Actually, voice of idiocy, that Sherrod bitch should be apologizing to the taxpayers for that pos scam she perpetuated on the American people. The same one she continues to push. Fuck her and fuck you for being stupid enough to think she's a decent person. She's not, now, and she wasn't then.
Again, fuck you for being a stupid motherfucker.
Posted by: Steph at April 22, 2011 02:51 PM (AkdC5)
I wuz robbed!
Them's fightin' words!
Posted by: Fightin' Joe Biden at April 22, 2011 02:51 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 06:40 PM (tsC/
Speak for yourself, Kochsucker!
Posted by: Pallid Stool at April 22, 2011 02:52 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Shiggz at April 22, 2011 06:50 PM (mLAWK)
Fuck you!
Posted by: archie bunker at April 22, 2011 02:52 PM (BP6Z1)
Though argument about using money elsewhere to fight winning battles was correct.
Best fights we had were Natural Born citizen fights. Ace pisses me off, like Glenn Beck does on this subject. I say who care if Obama popped out of Lady Liberty's Anus! With tons of proof, doesn't change fact his father was never an American citizen. So yes Obama is citizen, but not a natural-born citizen.
Surprised Andy didn't say anything about Dave in Texas. Too me he's really the big toe around here. You ever hear the story about him at kids game and he got the runs? Hilarious!
Gab, he's awesome too. He could be the 2nd toe. Drew he's a digit for sure.
Ace needs to step up and get on the talk shows. And talk how we do around here, salt of the earth kinda stuff. Maybe sell pudding t-shirts. Start a radio show.
Oh and its not just the morons that make this site what it is, some awesome moronettes.
Posted by: PatriotWI at April 22, 2011 02:54 PM (BqdfG)
Posted by: The Rum Hair Pic that Caused One Hundred Fifty-Seven Separate Cardiac Incidents Nationwide at April 22, 2011 02:54 PM (FYCiJ)
and Michelle Obamas Landing Strip
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson and Mel Gison MC'ing The Sockie AwardsIgnore me at your peril you prick.
Posted by: Dr. Amy F'ing Bishop at April 22, 2011 06:50 PM (c9Ivb)
--Are sockpuppets of The One ineligible? Makes sense, since they would win every year.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2011 02:55 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 22, 2011 02:56 PM (cDRYC)
Posted by: Voice of the Kobayashi Maru at April 22, 2011 06:40 PM (FYCiJ)
The Empire will save you from those dastardly rebels!
We are dispatching a cruiser and light carrier to your location immediately, broadcast IFF information on the emergency frequency.
(AWOOOGA! AWOOOGA!)
Rum, turn that damned alarm off, this is an office.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 22, 2011 02:57 PM (bxiXv)
I want a signed copy Ace
Posted by: PatriotWI at April 22, 2011 02:57 PM (BqdfG)
Posted by: ace at April 22, 2011 02:58 PM (nj1bB)
'Nam Grunt
ah, good to see you. was wondering what had become of you. glad you're back
now, where in the world is Herr?? it's spring time, and i needs me some plantin' advise.
Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at April 22, 2011 02:58 PM (iKPSv)
Yeah, but it took Maet, or whoever was running the ONT that night, to bring us the Bowfucker!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 02:59 PM (8yPsP)
Fastest way I can think of to ruin spontaneity and originality in the comments.
No fucking thank you.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2011 03:00 PM (ud5dN)
now, where in the world is Herr?? it's spring time, and i needs me some plantin' advise.
I asked that a couple of weeks ago. It seems he's been taken Hostage...
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 03:00 PM (ihSHD)
Well, sure, and you could at least buy some damn lace wigs!!!!!
Posted by: Lace Wigs Spammer at April 22, 2011 03:00 PM (Uo35T)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 06:40 PM (tsC/
Butt Hurt? Depends on howz big the thing your ... /wink wink ... throwin around is...
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at April 22, 2011 03:01 PM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Voice of Ritalin at April 22, 2011 03:02 PM (rURkL)
Paul Anka
The Chicken
Charles Gibson
Whoopi Goldberg
Roman Polanski
and Michelle Obamas Landing Strip
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson and Mel Gison MC'ing The Sockie AwardsIgnore me at your peril you prick.
Posted by: Dr. Amy F'ing Bishop at April 22, 2011 06:50 PM (c9Ivb)
Sacred honor compels me to admit that I've left man-juice in all of these sock drawers....
Posted by: Will Folks at April 22, 2011 03:02 PM (7YzRS)
Breibart has the biggest set of brass balls in the blogosphere. He not only writes but speaks out at friendly and unfriendly venues.
Also he has good taste in blogs.
Thanks Andrew. More power to you man.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 22, 2011 03:03 PM (2o7Ys)
Posted by: Voice of Mee-sa at April 22, 2011 03:03 PM (FYCiJ)
I'm glad to be a part of this place
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2011 03:03 PM (Uo35T)
I'm sure Ace will look all great on his book about pudding.
Posted by: PatriotWI at April 22, 2011 03:04 PM (BqdfG)
Posted by: sTevo at April 22, 2011 03:04 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 03:05 PM (0FYlG)
I'm still waiting on THE greatest sock of all time. You know what I want -- give it to me....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 03:07 PM (mRDEv)
Posted by: PatriotWI at April 22, 2011 03:08 PM (BqdfG)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2011 03:09 PM (AP4BL)
Speaking of pudding, I got a kick out of this:
Accept the Pudding, Norah O'Donnell
Frickin' hilarious. I always wondered if she was aware of the thread, and it's significance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 22, 2011 03:09 PM (7YzRS)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 03:10 PM (LNaCu)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at April 22, 2011 07:05 PM (0FYlG)
Every day.
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 03:10 PM (53sBp)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 03:11 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 03:13 PM (oVQFe)
Jeebus, dood, give 'er a rest. We know you're an asshole, you don't have to keep proving it.
Posted by: Theresa D at April 22, 2011 03:13 PM (2hQbY)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 03:14 PM (mRDEv)
Posted by: Noise of Squeezin' at April 22, 2011 03:14 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Dick Primate at April 22, 2011 03:15 PM (mVkS6)
Posted by: Voice of Freezin' at April 22, 2011 03:16 PM (ihSHD)
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Posted by: Marlee Matlin at April 22, 2011 03:17 PM (FYCiJ)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 07:10 PM (LNaCu)
You know that meth is bad for you, don't you?
Posted by: Soona at April 22, 2011 03:17 PM (53sBp)
#951 Voice of Reason
" I'll say it one more time. QUOTE. VIDEO EVIDENCE. OF. RACISM. UNQUOTE."
Check the audience's behavior during Sherrod's speech. Now reconcile it with 1) exactly what Breitbart said, and 2) your specific qute of B.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 22, 2011 03:18 PM (UnOmj)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 22, 2011 07:07 PM (mRDEv)
Over my deflated body.
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at April 22, 2011 03:18 PM (FYCiJ)
Yeah, I just re-read the "longbow" thread...I forgot I was Exhibit A on that thread.
I also forgot what a teacher's pet my good buddy Jeff B. was even then
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 22, 2011 03:19 PM (oDMwn)
Uh, did I get it in yet? Can you feel anything? Do you need me to, umm, do anything else?
Posted by: Voice of Pleasin' at April 22, 2011 03:19 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: beedubya at April 22, 2011 03:19 PM (AnTyA)
(I mean, I was right, but holy christ was there ever a stick up my ass back then.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 03:21 PM (NjYDy)
'Nam Grunt
it's good to have you back.
thought of you last week, a huge beef roast, seeped in a lovely merlot. for 6 hours i worked on her. you would have loved it.
looking forward to hearing what you and yours are having for dinner, and how it was prepared. good times.
Posted by: pitchforksandpowder at April 22, 2011 03:22 PM (iKPSv)
hhhhaaahhhhh....hhhaaahhhhh...hhhhaaahhhh
Posted by: Voice of Wheezin' at April 22, 2011 03:22 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 22, 2011 03:22 PM (aI8eL)
(I mean, I was right, but holy christ was there ever a stick up my ass back then.)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 07:21 PM (NjYDy)
Dude, its still in there. Its starting to sprout leaves.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 03:23 PM (oVQFe)
(I mean, I was right, but holy christ was there ever a stick up my ass back then.)
Was that thread from Tuesday night?
Posted by: Jeff B.'s girl at April 22, 2011 03:24 PM (Y+sSd)
Posted by: Voice of Lesion at April 22, 2011 03:25 PM (XBM1t)
Whoever said that death and taxes were the only guarantees in life never met Jeff B's girlfriend
Posted by: not beedubya at April 22, 2011 03:26 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Choice of Cheesin' at April 22, 2011 03:26 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Yes, We can! For Hope and Change at April 22, 2011 03:27 PM (ihSHD)
Only the true morons, succumbing to their vile, guilty pleasures, are coming out of the woodwork.
Embrace the suck, folks! Br-rrrrrreit-bart! and Iowahawk and a whole host of other web celebs or otherwise, lurkers, and gov't ****s know where the shit's at:
Anyway, if the chief ewok offered a 'pay to the order of' name and a snailmail address, for a job well done, I'd be happy to donate anonymously, via money order, to an entity who has entertained, educated, stimulated, agitated, etc. etc. me over these past 7 years.
You know how to contact me, bro.
Posted by: Fritz at April 22, 2011 03:28 PM (AN8d5)
Posted by: Wordy Bastard at April 22, 2011 03:28 PM (0bk6W)
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 22, 2011 03:30 PM (1jEf4)
Posted by: moron in oversized boots at April 22, 2011 03:32 PM (Y+sSd)
Posted by: iknowtheleft at April 22, 2011 07:29 PM (G/MYk)
Oh crap....since we are now associated with Breitbart...we all raaaaaaaccciiiiists
Posted by: beedubya at April 22, 2011 03:32 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2011 03:32 PM (caQ0a)
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2011 03:33 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 22, 2011 03:34 PM (cIzMA)
Posted by: David Brooks (Voice of Creasin) at April 22, 2011 03:36 PM (ice9D)
Posted by: Voice of Skeezin' at April 22, 2011 03:36 PM (ihSHD)
Posted by: Cletus, the slacked-jawed yokel at April 22, 2011 03:37 PM (VMcEw)
woo-fuckin'-hooo...it was me at 1000
Who cares if this country is going to shit. I was 1000...ME!!!
Posted by: beedubya at April 22, 2011 03:37 PM (AnTyA)
woo-fuckin'-hooo...it was me at 1000
Who cares if this country is going to shit. I was 1000...ME!!!
Somewhere, Andrew Breitbart is reading this and smiling...
Posted by: runningrn at April 22, 2011 03:39 PM (ihSHD)
>>sorry jeff...
>>you backed right into that.
Oh yeah, I did that on purpose (why would I post that sort of bait otherwise?). C'mon, it's fun to clown on my persona sometimes, even I know that.
You can't be the way I am online and not expect to have a few shots get taken at you. I actually really like the funny ones (as they say in New York, "fuck you if you can't take a joke"). The only things I can't stand are people personalizing it (by which I mean using my family or friends in the attack). Everything else, though? Whatever, I can speak for myself.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 22, 2011 03:39 PM (NjYDy)
Posted by: Voice of Riesen at April 22, 2011 03:40 PM (6I9tb)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 22, 2011 03:40 PM (tsC/8)
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at April 22, 2011 03:42 PM (waTiq)
Posted by: Randall Hoven at April 22, 2011 03:44 PM (nmpy+)
Not sure how I'm going to get him to sign the fuckin' iPad Kindle reader app if the opportunity presents itself, but that'd be a high-class problem.
Posted by: Andy at April 22, 2011 03:45 PM (veZ9n)
Ace, it's Good Friday, but NOT that good.
Put down the pipe. Try to remember what he really said.
Posted by: Kemp at April 22, 2011 03:45 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: iknowtheleft at April 22, 2011 07:40 PM (G/MYk)
Wait!
What?
You actually mean you're not getting paid to post Republican talking points???
Sucka!!!
Posted by: beedubya at April 22, 2011 03:46 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 22, 2011 03:46 PM (qIHlG)
(I mean, I was right, but holy christ was there ever a stick up my ass back then.)
Ah, actually you weren't-right that is. Running around in circles crying for the Banhammer is just the sort of thing that got us this PC bullshit in the first place.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at April 22, 2011 03:48 PM (oDMwn)
Thanks be to God- I was getting tired of the...
Posted by: Wordy Bastard at April 22, 2011 03:48 PM (0bk6W)
Posted by: Lacy Wigs at April 22, 2011 03:54 PM (JpFM9)
Posted by: Voice of Summer Breezin' at April 22, 2011 03:55 PM (d6wkB)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 04:02 PM (LNaCu)
Posted by: Fortunata at April 22, 2011 04:03 PM (90H1N)
Posted by: Seethsewer, Conservative Lasso at April 22, 2011 04:05 PM (KBo/d)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 22, 2011 04:06 PM (qIHlG)
Posted by: CAC, wearing his finest plaid shorts at April 22, 2011 04:07 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Peaches at April 22, 2011 04:11 PM (WYL8q)
Posted by: Voice of Reason at April 22, 2011 04:14 PM (LNaCu)
Posted by: I like dolls at April 22, 2011 04:16 PM (Epj2t)
Posted by: evil Libertarian at April 22, 2011 04:17 PM (gyqmT)
Posted by: starboardhelm at April 22, 2011 04:22 PM (ctMcG)
Posted by: CAC, wearing his finest plaid shorts at April 22, 2011 04:25 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: not the droid you seek at April 22, 2011 04:26 PM (6MNtp)
Commenters = Costello
It's really that simple.
Thanks, Ace, for teeing them up for me us.
Posted by: Whitehall at April 22, 2011 04:35 PM (BuDga)
Posted by: Fortunata at April 22, 2011 04:52 PM (90H1N)
Punch Down - Breitbart!
Punch Down!!!
Posted by: also: someguy at April 22, 2011 07:56 PM (Y+sSd)
Oh my God, I'd forgotten about all those "punching down" threads. That was some funny shit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 22, 2011 04:53 PM (XIXhw)
Seriously, this is true. I forward the comment sections to people. Can't say that of any other site. Can't forward to everyone, of course, just cognoscenti.
Generally well thought of on Ricochet and Twitter as a wit and raconteur. Hobnobbed with the Big Names of punditry. But you guys rock, and I'm sometimes intimidated to post because some days I just ain't feelin teh funny. But often see a news story and think, "man I bet the Morons are tearing this up"
Posted by: Kennedy Smith at April 22, 2011 04:54 PM (B29JY)
Posted by: ace
--It was an interesting couple of weeks in the wilderness. At least I was more productive at work.
Hey, wasn't that about when the economy started to "recover"?
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 22, 2011 04:55 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 22, 2011 04:56 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: dvdivx at April 22, 2011 05:06 PM (rBW4C)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 22, 2011 05:09 PM (qIHlG)
You got the wrong moron --- that was compos mentos.
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at April 22, 2011 05:10 PM (6WiaV)
Hey, wasn't that about when the economy started to "recover"?
Well, I call it
"The recoveryless recovery..."
But then, I just hate the White Side of Duh!1... so what do I know...
Posted by: Wordy Bastard at April 22, 2011 05:11 PM (0bk6W)
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 22, 2011 05:13 PM (ven8N)
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 22, 2011 05:16 PM (ven8N)
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 22, 2011 05:17 PM (Ltm3F)
Posted by: Jade Sea at April 22, 2011 05:18 PM (Ltm3F)
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 22, 2011 05:25 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: Le Spam at April 22, 2011 05:27 PM (qIHlG)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at April 22, 2011 05:47 PM (qIHlG)
I came here through a link several years ago. I'll never forget the comment thread that roasted Al Gore over the coals by re-naming movie titles. I was laughing so hard that I cried.
Yes, I too got banned by Charles. Got fed up with his circular reasoning regarding Robert Spencer and Pam Geller and decided that it was time to get banned. Took about 30 seconds. HA!
When I first read this post, I wanted to feel all congratulatory for Ace getting recognized by Breitbart, but by the time I got to the end of the thread, I decided, "Fuck yeah" he needs to read this blog on a daily basis. The commentors here are definitely the best.
Last thing I read every night. Keeps me sane.
Posted by: kayfromcarroll at April 22, 2011 05:49 PM (eKRjw)
Posted by: Full Blown AOSHQ COMMENTER at April 22, 2011 06:33 PM (dh5Eu)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 22, 2011 06:38 PM (mfQD5)
Posted by: Full Blown AOSHQ COMMENTER at April 22, 2011 06:38 PM (dh5Eu)
Well, now that you mention it. It is PARTICULARLY bad if it is done by a left-handed Finn. If you know what I mean. Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.
Posted by: Flounder at April 22, 2011 06:41 PM (Kkt/i)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 22, 2011 06:49 PM (mfQD5)
Posted by: Aunt Cranky at April 22, 2011 07:26 PM (jhkYX)
Posted by: Batznratz at April 22, 2011 07:26 PM (QFAFF)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at April 22, 2011 07:31 PM (ndfKW)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 22, 2011 08:37 PM (mfQD5)
No! I'm the resident lurker. For years...
When I recommend Ace, I characterize it as "Rated R politics".
The best of the best.
Posted by: Shine at April 22, 2011 08:42 PM (ENVgI)
Paul Anka
The Chicken
Charles Gibson
Whoopi Goldberg
Roman Polanski
and Michelle Obamas Landing Strip
Posted by: Zombie Thomas Jefferson and Mel Gison MC'ing The Sockie AwardsIgnore me at your peril you prick.
Posted by: Dr. Amy F'ing Bishop at April 22, 2011 06:50 PM (c9Ivb)
Sacred honor compels me to admit that I've left man-juice in all of these sock drawers....
Posted by: Will Folks at April 22, 2011 07:02 PM (7YzRS)
Don't put your shoes on fellas. Left a little baby batter and a growler in your loafers.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 22, 2011 08:43 PM (eKuOw)
Posted by: Norm MacDonald at April 22, 2011 08:51 PM (s/vFz)
Posted by: Genetic Tunder at April 22, 2011 09:14 PM (mfQD5)
Plus you missed out on the new troll, but its ok, you can tell from the Morons who it was (sockpuppets on a theme), and what he might have been talking about.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 22, 2011 09:24 PM (8yPsP)
Posted by: mistress overdone at April 22, 2011 11:36 PM (2/oBD)
| wouldn't attract such a smart and funny bunch of Morons and Moronettes. Quality | begets quality. Your commenters rock, because you rock.
I have to disagree. There are a lot of great blogs with quality political analysis. Where Ace distinguishes himself is the quality and caliber of stories about stupidty on parade, and of course, the self-effacing humor. It's not called the Moronosphere for nothing.
Posted by: Al Gore's Second Chokra at April 23, 2011 09:10 AM (0b17P)
Posted by: Kittenpuncher at April 23, 2011 12:21 PM (t7f7G)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at April 23, 2011 08:33 PM (vA9ld)
Breitbart needs to learn the secret hand shake before he can go any further.
Posted by: moemo at April 24, 2011 05:51 AM (jYoCE)
I want content. I READ content. But I'm lazy. With a short attention span.
That said, I'm fully supportive of Brietbart and what you are trying to do. Just read about it elsewhere.
Posted by: Bill Johnson at April 24, 2011 10:16 AM (9X1+H)
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