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December 14, 2011

Are You Ready For... True Conservative Hope Jeb Bush?!?!
— Ace

Someone out there is robo-polling to see how he'd fare against Barack Hussein Obama:

Note: Not saying Jeb is putting out feelers. Just saying 3 ppl emailed to say they're getting polled about him in NH.

@mattklewis is saying the same thing, people tipping him about robo-polls for Jeb.

Doesn't mean Jeb Bush is involved or was even asked. Could just be those big-money donors, like the ones who tried to persuade Christie, casting about for alternatives.

Posted by: Ace at 04:01 PM | Comments (46)
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1 Excuse me, but I believe I already called dibs on being next year's Bush.

Posted by: Rick Perry at December 14, 2011 04:03 PM (ApuHU)

2 Well, I guess it's 6 PM here, so I may as well start drinking.

Posted by: Zimriel at December 14, 2011 04:03 PM (6GvAC)

3 We're keeping our options open.

Posted by: The Committee to Elect Jeb Bush in 2016, K. Rove, Chairman at December 14, 2011 04:04 PM (KbGY6)

4
Yeah, this fight is fixed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 14, 2011 04:05 PM (3wBRE)

5 Yeah, we don't know what we're doing.

Posted by: Teh GOP at December 14, 2011 04:06 PM (FabC8)

6 Iiiii's Bush-tired, y'all.

Posted by: Hillarity Clintoon at December 14, 2011 04:07 PM (X3lox)

7 Nice to see that the big-money donors are trying to foist another Bush pussy panty waist on the US public.

Because running commercials highlighting in Obama's own words Obama's lies would simply be so pointless. We see that everyday on CNN, CBS, MSNBC, ...

Posted by: liontooth at December 14, 2011 04:07 PM (9wLy+)

8 I received a robo call from Haley Barbour tonight. Something about he is the only true conservative running for president..I thought he bailed along time ago (shrug.)

Posted by: Ernie L at December 14, 2011 04:07 PM (qbAXH)

9 The best part of this is imagining Obama being beaten by a Bush after blaming everything on a Bush for his entire feckless term.

But yes, a fantasy.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2011 04:08 PM (2IW5Q)

10 If ace were a caring fellow, he would have bumper the Johnny Walker thread and buried this post in the comments.

Posted by: sTevo at December 14, 2011 04:08 PM (VMcEw)

11 Jeb needs to change his last name to Kennedy

Posted by: Ombudsman at December 14, 2011 04:08 PM (AxHOT)

12 10 If ace were a caring fellow, he would have bumper the Johnny Walker thread and buried this post in the comments.

The Johnny Walker thread is already amply endowed with bumpers.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2011 04:09 PM (2IW5Q)

13 The best part of this is imagining Obama being beaten by a Bush

I'd rather see him beaten with a bush.

Posted by: really ... at December 14, 2011 04:10 PM (X3lox)

14 13 The best part of this is imagining Obama being beaten by a Bush

I'd rather see him beaten with a bush.

Gotcha covered on that one.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 14, 2011 04:11 PM (2IW5Q)

15 I thought it would be Pataki who was gonna pop outta nowhere and save the day.

Posted by: soothie at December 14, 2011 04:16 PM (xIzGn)

16 big-money donors

JOOOOOS!!!!1!11!11eleventy

Posted by: RON PAUL at December 14, 2011 04:16 PM (2jQGY)

17 I'm all in for Jeb!

Why? you ask.

Well, we know that Obama is teh ghey and married to Moochelle, so he won't lick Bush.

<Ba-dump-ba.>

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 14, 2011 04:18 PM (mAm+G)

18 As a write in? Aren't most state ballots already set?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 14, 2011 04:21 PM (GZitp)

19 I'm actually starting to miss The Big Man. Calling Trenton. Come in Trenton. ....

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at December 14, 2011 04:22 PM (KbGY6)

20 Hoo Boy, NOT JEB BUSH. Some of our Floridians (like I was) will have to weigh in.

Posted by: mare at December 14, 2011 04:22 PM (A98Xu)

21 huh?
well that's helpful.

Posted by: willow channeling OWS mom at December 14, 2011 04:23 PM (h+qn8)

22 I thought Bobby Jindal ditching his great Louisiana gig in order to save the GOP RINOs was the latest meme. Huh.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at December 14, 2011 04:30 PM (awkov)

23 Oops. Sorry for the "GOP RINO" redundancy. Newtmentum!! has eaten my brain.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at December 14, 2011 04:32 PM (awkov)

24 Well, if we could have picked one Bush out of the entire family to have as president, I'd probably have picked Jeb. But, since we've already had two of them visited upon us, no way in hell I'll contemplate a 3rd one, even if he might be the best of the bunch (not that that's saying much).

Posted by: davidinvirginia at December 14, 2011 04:33 PM (hcJkV)

First the left-wing governor from the left-wing State of Taxes. Now they're trying to foist Bushleague3 upon us true and pure conservative patriots?! These establishment Republicans make me sick. If I weren't busy counting my trust fund money I'd projectile vomit. Bushleague3 spent eight years "governing" the left-wing State of MexiFlorida. As my man Paul Ryan says: "Anyone who spends 8 or more years holding an elected office as a Republican is nothing but a RINO punk chump!" Then to add injury to insult Bushleague3 never bothered even attempting to deport them Cubans back to Mexico.

I'd rather the entire nation perish than to have another Bushleague in office. That's why I voted for Gore in 2000 and Kerry in 2004. Like every other true and pure conservative patriot in my family. Listen up: If the RINO GOP ever nominates Bushleague3 then I'll stay home, not vote, send my messages, prove my points, cash my trust fund check, read the National Review, listen to Rush Limbaugh, play Dungeons & Dragons, read my comic books, and then stamp my feet.

Gingrich-Cain-Bachmann-Palin, '12.

Posted by: Totally Irrational Political Malcontent at December 14, 2011 04:43 PM (f8XyF)

26 That's all we need another Bush. Jesus, just go away for a while will you?

Posted by: mpfs at December 14, 2011 04:43 PM (+8I6D)

27 Maybe he could have Sleeza McCokewhore or some drunken inbred degenerate shithead rapist Kennedy-spawn as his running mate. Because political dynasties and nepotism are Teh Awesome. Yeah, let's go with that.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2011 04:58 PM (IoUF1)

What a joke.

I will actually get off my ass and work my fingers to the bone to deny another Bush the presidency.

I'm tired of the Bushes, and their congenital RINOISM.

Posted by: Dave at December 14, 2011 04:59 PM (HPcQF)

29 Gee, does anybody happen to know where I can get some Air Jordans?

I really miss Lacewigs and Machines4Sale.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 14, 2011 04:59 PM (IoUF1)

Okay, draft somebody else.

Christ, I can't believe the gang of not-quite-rights we have to pick from.

SOMEBODY ELSE, QUICK!!!

Posted by: Bluesman at December 14, 2011 05:01 PM (9wOfB)

31 Jeb needs to change his last name to Kennedy

From what I've seen of his positions on the issues...yup...we don't need another candidate to the left of Huntsman.

Posted by: Bob Undead Saget at December 14, 2011 05:01 PM (dBvlk)

32 I think I'm going to see what heroin is like. There doesn't appear to be much of a future anyway, so maybe just one almighty flame-out at the end of a stupor so thick I won't notice what the country has become during a second Obama destruct-o-rama circus-term.

Posted by: Bluesman at December 14, 2011 05:04 PM (9wOfB)

33 Posted by: The Committee to Elect Jeb Bush in 2016, K. Rove, Chairman at December 14, 2011 08:04 PM (KbGY6)

Actually, I suspect Rove's going to line up behind Rubio, who holds most of the same positions, only with extra Hispandering built right in.

Posted by: MlR at December 14, 2011 05:05 PM (/v94V)

34
That is useful information and its quite easy to come a croper if you are not vigilant.

Posted by: Alexander Girard ebook by Todd Oldham at December 14, 2011 05:10 PM (JLm0C)

35 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: The Circle Maker epub at December 14, 2011 05:33 PM (CGsu7)

36 Ah, Timmy (Pawlenty) we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: B. Barack Dickus at December 14, 2011 06:04 PM (u+8qs)

37 J.B. may be ok, but let's see... he's not running. Relax... Newt is fine. It is only because the pro-Romney MSM and of course attack dog Mitt (ASK HUCKABEE) have been going full bore with blistering attacks on Newt that we start to get disconcerted.

Posted by: HypocriteMitt at December 14, 2011 06:10 PM (Z8aT3)

38
Excellent blog, thanks for the share. I'll be a regular viewer.

Posted by: James Madison AudioBook at December 14, 2011 06:12 PM (kmRvS)

39 I got a robo call tonight from Bob Dole. The other night I had one from John War Hero McCain.

Posted by: teh dope at December 14, 2011 06:13 PM (+kznc)

40 Jeb Bush even running would prove just how really fkd up American politics is. Out of 300 million plus people, one family would have three Presidents in it? How fkd up would that be? Talk about moronic. Isn't ruling by birthright something that the United States was created to end?

Posted by: PhilipJames at December 14, 2011 07:01 PM (G9AXq)

I'm tired of the Bushes, and their congenital RINOISM.

Posted by: Dave at December 14, 2011 08:59 PM (HPcQF)

We're not congenital RINOs. We're delusional globalists.

Posted by: The Bushes at December 14, 2011 07:45 PM (X3lox)

42
Wow i really found this to be an interesting read; thanks for sharing

Posted by: A Double Death on the Black Isle ePub at December 14, 2011 10:07 PM (X6Vfi)

43 "Could just be those big-money donors..."

Translation: we're fucked.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 14, 2011 11:44 PM (QJ+xN)

44 Never again anyone even remotely related.

Posted by: backhoe at December 15, 2011 02:11 AM (QROim)

45 How about Governor Bob McDonnell of VA? One term by law. No where to go but up.