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May 11, 2011

Area Man Repudiates Minorities, Clothing
— Ace

Content Warning because the man, on the Number 6 train in NYC, screams the N-word a bunch of times, before transitioning, I think, to Jews.

He also takes all of his clothes off, and begins attacking people at random.

F-bombs too. Actually it's like a good R-rated movie:

Strong Language
Nudity
Violence
Adult Themes and Situations

All four food groups, as I used to say.

One of his relatives just emailed me to suggest "I think he was probably looking for the bathroom and didn't know the right word... He's only been on a subway like three times."

Oddly hypnotic. Compelling... and rich.

Let me just go ahead and spoil Jon Stewart's joke for tonight: "The man immediately surged to become the front-runner for the Republican nomination for president."

Oh, and here's the link; it's content-restricted so you may have to sign into YouTube and pretend you're over 18.

Posted by: Ace at 12:23 PM | Comments (121)
Post contains 159 words, total size 1 kb.

1 gah, a relative admitted to being a relative?

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:25 PM (h+qn8)

2 LOL, they played this on Fox at lunch with strategic areas blacked out.

Guy must have got some bad shell fish.

Posted by: Vic at May 11, 2011 12:25 PM (M9Ie6)

3 Taking off your clothes is racist.

Posted by: Marie at May 11, 2011 12:25 PM (H50jQ)

4 Ah, New York City. I always go there when I want to feel tolerant and cosmopolitan.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 11, 2011 12:26 PM (T0NGe)

5 I rode the Number 6, he's the most sane person on that subway line...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at May 11, 2011 12:26 PM (LdYLm)

6 Mel Gibson, is it?

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 11, 2011 12:26 PM (bAL0J)

7 No relative emailed, it's a joke about the Yemeni guy banging on the cockpit door. His family said maybe he was looking for the bathroom.

Posted by: Ace at May 11, 2011 12:26 PM (nj1bB)

Reason 1,033 why us non new yorkers are glad we don't live in NYC

Posted by: Ben at May 11, 2011 12:26 PM (wuv1c)

One of his relatives just emailed me to suggest "I think he was probably looking for the bathroom and didn't know the right word... He's only been on a subway like three times."

LOL

Posted by: Optimizer at May 11, 2011 12:28 PM (F56VB)

10 What's the betting line on that dude being one of curious' friends?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 11, 2011 12:28 PM (fsGgs)

11 Does this guy write long movie reviews?

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

12 hmm, seems really high , which doesn't say He isn't crazy, it looks similar. Kinda like that guy at one of your parties that believe the closet is the bathroom, right after he's vomited on your couch.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:28 PM (h+qn8)

13 Seems, you know, menstruel.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2011 12:28 PM (N63LY)

14 Definitely a tea-bagger.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 11, 2011 12:29 PM (1fB+3)

15 It was a Public Service Announcement.

Posted by: Rocks at May 11, 2011 12:29 PM (Q1lie)

16 ...aka the biggest insane asylum in human history.

This is why I never feel comfy with my brother going into Manhattan on business. That and his being a couple blocks from World Trade on 9/11. Probably mostly the latter, though there's overlap.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 11, 2011 12:29 PM (GBXon)

17 NYC Just makes you proud to be 'merican, no?

Posted by: It's Morning in the Pension Fund of America at May 11, 2011 12:29 PM (zb1k9)

18 it's a joke about the Yemeni guy banging on the cockpit door. His family said maybe he was looking for the bathroom.

Posted by: Ace at May 11, 2011 04:26 PM (nj1bB)

hoo hoo , well I wouldn't have claimed that guy either.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:29 PM (h+qn8)

19 Where in the Hell is the fitness photo shoot? My agent told me to take the #6 and perform. And where is Meggie Mac? I was going to borrow her tube top as the backdrop.

Posted by: when fitnness shoots go wrong at May 11, 2011 12:30 PM (326rv)

20 I'm glad I escaped.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at May 11, 2011 12:31 PM (MMC8r)

21 What's the line about those whom the gods would punish they first make crazy? Or maybe I'm just mixing metaphors...........

Posted by: Boots at May 11, 2011 12:31 PM (neKzn)

22 Typical white person Republican who wants a moat with alligators in it.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 11, 2011 12:31 PM (c45xH)

Ick.

This is what Tasers are made for.

Posted by: beedubya at May 11, 2011 12:31 PM (AnTyA)

24 Word has it he has been invited to Michelle's poetry slam at the White House.

Posted by: Trading Places at May 11, 2011 12:32 PM (TMB3S)

25 The real crime is the way the video was shot.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 11, 2011 12:32 PM (1fB+3)

26 I'm glad I escaped.

Posted by: Snake Plissken

I'm glad I was shot.

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at May 11, 2011 12:32 PM (326rv)

27 Never, EVER blindly click links or videos on the Intarwebs. Especially at Ace's place.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 11, 2011 12:32 PM (GBXon)

Am I still alive?

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (326rv)

This reminds me. I was going to sucker my libtard brother by saying that somebody used the n-word at my kid's school , and much hilarity ensued.

The thing is, it was a black kid directing the term at my (white) daughter. Not that there's a double standard, or anything.

There's really a white person left who even knows the "n-word" (which is not actually profane, yet we dare not even spell it out)? I thought the PC police had whisked away anybody who had even had thought the word, a long time ago.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (F56VB)

30 Damn sock.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (TMB3S)

31 Yeah... Warn me about the N word, not the full frontal. Yay internets.

Posted by: William at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (77TeU)

What's he raising awareness for?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (Rq1/g)

I dunno. Maybe he was just doing his own skin cancer PSA.

I just thank the Good Lord above that we didn't have to see Meggie Mac do the Full Monty.

Posted by: beedubya at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (AnTyA)

34 Love the way the transit cop LEAPS into action.

Eventually.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at May 11, 2011 12:33 PM (MMC8r)

35 25 The real crime is the way the video was shot.

It was the only way to capture it all..

------

now for some brainbleach to purget his naked imaged

Posted by: Dave C at May 11, 2011 12:35 PM (Kggtu)

36 I wonder what substances were involved.
Or it is just simple schitzophrenia?

Posted by: looking closely at May 11, 2011 12:35 PM (PwGfd)

37 Holder will be there shortly to prosecute this man as a terrorist to the fullest extent of the law, I'm sure.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 11, 2011 12:35 PM (UK9cE)

38 I like where the blog is trending today.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 11, 2011 12:35 PM (1fB+3)

39 Without watching it, I'd say he's ready to do so some poetry slam at the WH tonight.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 11, 2011 12:35 PM (pLTLS)

40 In ten years he'll be elected mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2011 12:36 PM (N63LY)

41 It's like that cop needed sixteen hours to sleep on his plan of action. He should go back to searching babies' diapers for the TSA.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2011 12:36 PM (FcR7P)

42 If I can take a semi-naked Meggie Mac and a full on naked crazy rabbit I think I can handle a picture of Osama's holey head.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 11, 2011 12:36 PM (TMB3S)

43 Ace is on a roll. Laughing my ass off.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (1DwX4)

44 Yeah, ladies, your precious Thor doesn't look so hot veritÃ©, does he?

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (MMC8r)

Howzabout we do a Nekkid ONT? Tomorrow night, maybe?

Oh, wait...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (d0Tfm)

Am I still alive?

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau

Yes. You were on General Hospital two nights ago.

Posted by: laceyunderalls unapologetic for knowing this factoid at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (pLTLS)

47 The subway fare is too damn high!

Posted by: Too High Fare Man Running For Office In NYC at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (M9Ie6)

Isn't that guy a poster here ?

Posted by: Jackhole at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (+qHxi)

49 >>>Yeah... Warn me about the N word, not the full frontal. Yay internets. Sorry, when I posted it, I hadn't finished watching it, and didn't know I would see the Full Monty. I've now updated the warning to include the dingus.

Posted by: Ace at May 11, 2011 12:37 PM (nj1bB)

50 Remember, penile cancer affects us all... Well, not really, but you have to respect the art.

Posted by: PETA at May 11, 2011 12:38 PM (FcR7P)

51 simple schitzophrenia?

Posted by: looking closely

Yeah it looks like maybe a mentally ill person on meth? hard to tell, Drugs also make people crazy.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:38 PM (h+qn8)

52 I like where the blog is trending today.

Posted by: Dr Spank

Dear God, why? First Meggie Mac and now this? 40ccs Brain bleach IV. Stat!

Whatever that means.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 11, 2011 12:38 PM (Gzv/o)

53 Sad thing is...there was a time this guy wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds without being subdued until the authorities arrived. Now it's just idiots with cameraphones running around yelling "Oh SHIT" and letting him smash up some woman's bags and terrorizing other people.

I weep for our future.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 11, 2011 12:38 PM (UK9cE)

54 Hold it- Didn't we just see that guy in the previous post?

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2011 12:39 PM (FcR7P)

55 When is the New York Times going to publish this guy's manifesto?

Posted by: FireHorse at May 11, 2011 12:39 PM (Rq1/g)

56 o and i should clarify most mental illness' don't make people act this weird.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:39 PM (h+qn8)

57 Not the scariest thing I've seen on the subway, but definitely the funniest.

Posted by: Abe Froman at May 11, 2011 12:40 PM (uZJOg)

58 might just be a Typical NYer, anyways pretty crazy with a helping of sad and maybe throw him somewhere for a while.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:40 PM (h+qn8)

59 Perfect guest for the White House.

Posted by: Rplat at May 11, 2011 12:40 PM (4vq8i)

60 I don't know, I liked this guy better when he was dating Bristol Palin.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 11, 2011 12:40 PM (T0NGe)

61 The subway fare is too damn high!

Posted by: Too High Fare Man Running For Office In NYC

Why didn't I think of that?

Posted by: Charlie on the MTA at May 11, 2011 12:41 PM (Gzv/o)

62 o and i should clarify most mental illness' don't make people act this weird.

Yeah, he's looking chemically enhanced.

Probably an editor at Reason.

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 12:41 PM (MMC8r)

63 Probably an editor at Reason.

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

Nope.

At any point in his rant did you hear the words "RON PAUL!!!!"?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (T0NGe)

I'm sure we are going to find out in the next 24 hours that he (was):

(1) A registered Republican

(2) Owned many guns

(3) Hated Barack Obama

(4) A Militia Member

(5) Hated Immigration

(6) Accepted Farm Subsidies

We'll find out 48 hours later that none of that was true in a 4 font size correction.

Posted by: Paper at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (VoSja)

65 Poor fellow was just a bit too high strung.

Posted by: Soona at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (N63LY)

66 I don't know, I liked this guy better when he was dating Bristol Palin.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 11, 2011 04:40 PM (T0NGe)

I think Leyi might be teh ghey

Posted by: Jackhole at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (+qHxi)

67 Probably an editor at Reason.

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

heh

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (h+qn8)

68 Oh....and the video is PAUSED on the guy's dick in the still prior to playing. How did you NOT know there would be full frontal?!?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (UK9cE)

69 At any point in his rant did you hear the words "RON PAUL!!!!"?

Well, he was going on about the Joooooz.

Posted by: nickless at May 11, 2011 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

70 Obviously this enlightened New Yorker is just overcome with grief about 9/11. You back-woods hicks wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Y-not at May 11, 2011 12:43 PM (pW2o8)

71 Obviously another TEA Partier that was pissed off about health care and didn't have the facilities to make a homemade explosive device.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 11, 2011 12:43 PM (UK9cE)

72 Posted by: Charlie on the MTA at May 11, 2011 04:41 PM (Gzv/o)

That's in Boston, not NYC.

Posted by: Vic at May 11, 2011 12:43 PM (M9Ie6)

73 imagine that: A crazy homeless man on the subways of NYC, shouting incoherent stuff and having Clothing Issues

dog bites man........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 11, 2011 12:44 PM (UqKQV)

74 He accidentally clicked a link that had boobies, and this is what happens. Pr0n will destroy us all!

Posted by: Ken! at May 11, 2011 12:45 PM (c45xH)

well on the positive side although His abs weren't great , His body wasn't bad. However I don't think He's be a very good date, cause it's unlikely He's pay for dinner, he'd prolly just pee on it.

Posted by: willow at May 11, 2011 12:45 PM (h+qn8)

76 I can see his good aspects; in fact I find him quite intriguing

Posted by: Barney Frank at May 11, 2011 12:46 PM (UqKQV)

77 Dick Moran has a pretty good plastic surgeon!

Posted by: joncelli at May 11, 2011 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

78 How did you NOT know there would be full frontal?!?

To be fair, the play button covered the telltales. For which I am quite thankful...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 11, 2011 12:46 PM (GBXon)

If this happened on the day Dear Leader made his victory lap at Ground Zero (which he thinks is named for him) then I can understand his reaction. The PATH trains were stopped and tied up transportation for the rest of the afternoon so he could appear in all of his humble glory.

I would rather ride the subway with this guy than most of the peoples in Newark near Penn Station. I am surprised it was not there. One needs an armed guard to go to Starbucks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 11, 2011 12:48 PM (FnRYN)

80 What's the problem? He graduated with honors, and is considered an expert in his field, and can see an elephant in 360 perspectives too.

Posted by: The Gary Busey Charm School at May 11, 2011 12:48 PM (Y5afr)

81 Perfect guest for the White House. Posted by: Rplat at May 11, 2011 04:40 PM

Heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2011 12:49 PM (1DwX4)

82 You are all pussies.

And deluded.

NY is actually much safer than any other big city in America. We just pretend that it's dangerous to keep you out so we can get tables at the good restaurants.

Atlanta? Chicago? Now those are dangerous!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 11, 2011 12:50 PM (LH6ir)

83 Eh, he's mentally ill. However, considering what happened on the LIRR, it would make me nervous.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 12:51 PM (x/4B/)

84 Fuck all you selfish bitches. He was saddened by 9-11 in a way you non-NYC hicks could never understand.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 11, 2011 12:51 PM (U9jjw)

85 Lots of skin in the news lately.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 11, 2011 12:52 PM (1DwX4)

86 Posted by: Charlie on the MTA at May 11, 2011 04:41 PM (Gzv/o)

That's in Boston, not NYC.

Posted by: Vic

No kidding. I will ride forever, 'neath the streets of Boston. I'm the man who'll never return. Because of a fare increase.

Never mind. The moment's gone.

Posted by: Charlie on the MTA at May 11, 2011 12:54 PM (Gzv/o)

87 Fuck all you selfish bitches. He was saddened by 9-11 in a way you non-NYC hicks could never understand.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff

I was born in NYC, and I laughed my ass off. Where do I rate on the victim-o-meter? I'm somewhat curious.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 11, 2011 12:55 PM (326rv)

88 It has been 47 0 days since our last naked hobo attack. Safety is Job One!

Posted by: NYC Transit Authority safety bulletin board at May 11, 2011 12:55 PM (U9jjw)

89 Everybody is laughing until he pulls out his "gun" and then they all start screaming? Why? They never see a white man's dick before?

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 12:56 PM (x/4B/)

90 I used to take that train into work and home every day for about 7 years. Ahh, good times, good times!

Posted by: Penfold at May 11, 2011 12:56 PM (1PeEC)

91 It's never a naked crazy hot chick.

Posted by: kansas at May 11, 2011 12:56 PM (mka2b)

92 It's never a naked crazy hot chick.

They're still asleep. Not many day shifts at the gentlemen's clubs, y'know.

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 11, 2011 12:57 PM (GBXon)

93 "Not many day shifts at the gentlemen's clubs, y'know." Sure there are. That's where dancers go when they retire.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at May 11, 2011 12:59 PM (Pzf4N)

94 I've seen crazy hot chicks before. Once in the dining hall and another on Hollywood Blvd. It's not pretty. They tend to masturbate and if they have their periods, it's a fucking bloody mess.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 01:01 PM (x/4B/)

95 Sure there are. That's where dancers go when they retire.

We're talking about crazy HOT chicks...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 11, 2011 01:02 PM (GBXon)

96 Is it a lib protesting how under certain specific circumstances bin laden was supposed to be gently euthanized?

Posted by: Mick at May 11, 2011 01:02 PM (rrkE9)

97 I've seen crazy hot chicks before. Once in the dining hall and another on Hollywood Blvd. It's not pretty. They tend to masturbate and if they have their periods, it's a fucking bloody mess.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies

See Dr Spank? And you thought that we were were trending well? The magic is gone.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 11, 2011 01:04 PM (326rv)

98 The only time I ever rode public transportation and didn't feel like I was surrounded by degenerates was in Sydney.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 11, 2011 01:04 PM (1rHeD)

99 Michael Richards was not immediately available for comment. Allahu Ackbar, cracka!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 11, 2011 01:06 PM (UlUS4)

100 Hey everyone, come see how good I look!

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at May 11, 2011 01:08 PM (9eDbm)

101 He resembles an enraged baboon. Nice hair though.

Posted by: Timothyj at May 11, 2011 01:08 PM (w7YPP)

102 You must be thinking of the other Sydney.

Yes.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 11, 2011 01:09 PM (1rHeD)

103 Isn't that guy a poster here ?

No he's a poser here.

Posted by: slow speed trains are less filling at May 11, 2011 01:09 PM (3OCZw)

104 Maybe he didn't like the ambient temperature.

Posted by: Associated Press at May 11, 2011 01:09 PM (1DwX4)

105 I don't think I would ever walk barefoot in a subway station. Naked, yes. Barefoot, no.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 01:11 PM (x/4B/)

106
So that's where Kato Kaelin is.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 11, 2011 01:18 PM (QMtmy)

107 If the guy with the camera would clear, I'd have a good shot.

Posted by: Bernie Goetz at May 11, 2011 01:18 PM (C8FSX)

108 Is this the stop with the awesome Gyros?

Posted by: Crazy Naked Guy at May 11, 2011 01:19 PM (C8FSX)

109

So glad I don't live there anymore. That's all I got to say.

Posted by: MM at May 11, 2011 01:21 PM (ZMhO7)

110 His vocabulary isn't the only thing about him with limitations.

Posted by: kathysaysso at May 11, 2011 01:31 PM (ZtwUX)

111 That transit cop really earned his six figure pension today. Hopefully he didn't get carpal tunnel syndrome from talking into his walkie talkie, that'll be good for a year or two off on disability.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at May 11, 2011 01:46 PM (+lsX1)

112 Ok is it just me, he don't sound American? Closer to Brit I think.

Posted by: Oh Snap at May 11, 2011 02:09 PM (PMEET)

113 Wasn't this from a Seinfeld?

Posted by: TexasJew on la Frontera at May 11, 2011 02:19 PM (L8Let)

114 Yes. You were on General Hospital two nights ago.

Posted by: laceyunderalls unapologetic for knowing this factoid at May 11, 2011 04:37 PM (pLTLS)

So whatever happened to Luke and Laura? I haven't seen one of those in over thirty years.

Posted by: TexasJew on la Frontera at May 11, 2011 02:22 PM (L8Let)

115 If this were BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) he would have had a hard on. Yug. I would not like tackling a naked guy but if he had a hard on I think I would have to just shoot or tazz him.

Posted by: Steve In Tulsa at May 11, 2011 02:29 PM (f7ylG)

116 tagless T-shirts and unintended consquences... damn you Hanes!

Posted by: Shoey at May 11, 2011 02:34 PM (jdOk/)

117 If you go into police work, it is a given that you will be wrestling with naked crazy guys. It's in the job description.

Posted by: Tough US Immigration Policies at May 11, 2011 02:42 PM (x/4B/)

118 God damn democrats. They'll do anything for attention.

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