March 25, 2011
— Ace Bottom dweller.
I always liked how the little girl is getting an advanced education in attention-grabbing public faux-lesbianism.
And if you can't tell or just forgot, that is Katie Couric celebrating, if my memory's right, at a party she threw upon getting the CBS anchor gig.
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Posted by: Katie "I can't get enough" Couric at March 25, 2011 01:18 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2011 01:18 PM (oSMOM)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2011 01:19 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2011 01:19 PM (zgZzy)
Look for Perky Katie on Okra with the sob story of the year.
Those CBS bastards fired me Okra, and I'm devastated.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 01:21 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Katie Couric's Ass at March 25, 2011 01:21 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Meghan McCheese's Twat Feed at March 25, 2011 01:21 PM (BP6Z1)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at March 25, 2011 01:22 PM (GGEUV)
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 01:22 PM (OlN4e)
Man, even if you take the little kid out of the photo, that's just not hot.
It's ... sad. And I like grindy girl dancing. But this, just sad.
Posted by: rickinstl at March 25, 2011 01:23 PM (0AEWQ)
The kid's WTF expression is always good for a laugh.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2011 05:18 PM (oSMOM)
She's recoiling from the pungent rotten fish smell.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 01:23 PM (4qpp3)
I will personally administer the next imaging of her colon with a special search for gerbils and small kittens.
Posted by: Dr. Keith Olberdork at March 25, 2011 01:23 PM (ZHsNw)
KC: Yeah I am dancing hun, you know, D A C N I N G. You'll never dance as good as me, never!
KC Kid: That's not you spell dancing Mom.
KC: Just watch me grind some more and shut up.
Posted by: Penfold at March 25, 2011 01:24 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: rickinstl at March 25, 2011 01:24 PM (0AEWQ)
Posted by: joeindc44 at March 25, 2011 01:24 PM (QxSug)
And I'm liking the potential there......
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 01:24 PM (HBqDo)
Talk about your market niches.
Posted by: Test Pattern at March 25, 2011 01:25 PM (T0NGe)
Now the only thing perky about her is her cans.
Posted by: Les Moonves at March 25, 2011 01:25 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 25, 2011 01:26 PM (YVZlY)
I fapt.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:26 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 25, 2011 01:26 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2011 01:27 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 01:27 PM (penCf)
Posted by: tightie rightie at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (IuQCJ)
Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (JpFM9)
Can we just superimpose the Meggy McCain thread here and change the name to Katie Couric's colon and be done with it?
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (ZHsNw)
Next time you throw a party for getting a broadcasting job, Katie, leave the t.A.T.u. CD in its case.
(Oh, and congratulations in advance for landing that sweet gig on TruTV. Seriously, with your reputation rivaling Tanya Harding's, you're a shoe-in for the job. I can already picture the on-air chemistry you'll have with Todd Bridges.)
Posted by: FireHorse at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (k3RPu)
Posted by: Cicero at March 25, 2011 01:28 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: NortonPete at March 25, 2011 01:29 PM (fVuwW)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:29 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 01:29 PM (JpFM9)
But the thinking on both sides has now changed as Couric has aggressively tested the waters—and found substantial interest in her services.
At the risk of being accused of sexism by Media Matters, I will decline to ruminate upon what those services might be.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 25, 2011 01:30 PM (oSMOM)
Posted by: MJ at March 25, 2011 01:30 PM (BKOsZ)
Katie never messed with the jocks in high school, but with her superior intellect and elitist attitude, she only fucked the debate team nerds.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 01:30 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2011 01:31 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:31 PM (f0evc)
Oh, maybe she could ask Sarah Palin for a position. Like, garbage-can washer or something.
Posted by: tcn at March 25, 2011 01:31 PM (QuGK2)
They need a logo with one eye and one with a pirate patch, or maybe a skull and crossboness....
Nah, who the fuck would do that?
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 01:31 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 05:29 PM (f0evc)
Well, shifty, you must have gone to a more interesting high school than I did. Had that been the case I'm afraid I'd have blown off practice for a chance to get blown off. Every time.
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 01:32 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Katie's DJ at March 25, 2011 01:32 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2011 01:32 PM (c45xH)
Taken out of production at CBS:
Meet Katie Couric's Small Bowel (a 3-part series)
Katie Couric: Her Adrenal Glands
The Lymph Nodes of Katie Couric
Posted by: Cicero at March 25, 2011 01:32 PM (QKKT0)
That picture always makes me think she's about to take a huge crap right there on the floor.
Sorry, I guess that's not a very ladylike thought for me to have.
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 01:32 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: WINNING! at March 25, 2011 01:32 PM (NKSOm)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 01:33 PM (hlY6R)
When I worked in the financial world with Wall Street firms, managers were fired within months of failing to deliver.
Posted by: NortonPete at March 25, 2011 05:29 PM (fVuwW)
Look again at that picture. She's delivering. Oh, yeah, baby!
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 01:33 PM (4qpp3)
Does anyone have a picture of Katie exiting a car in the Britany Spears mode.........with a winking hairy taco?
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 01:33 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 05:33 PM (f0evc)
Oh, but the SMELL.
Posted by: tcn at March 25, 2011 01:33 PM (QuGK2)
54 I would kill to know what song was being played.
I Touch Myself, by DiVinyls
Posted by: Katie's DJ at March 25, 2011 05:32 PM (zgZzy)
Shiiiiiit!...ATOMIC DOG, babies!
Posted by: George Clinton at March 25, 2011 01:34 PM (MNNZX)
So she's out & they'll replace her. Out with the old lefty O-guzzler, in with the new lefty O-guzzler. Yawn.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2011 01:34 PM (x9xik)
I would guess something by N.W.A.
Wrong, she went to UVA, they were playing this no doubt.
http://tinyurl.com/d8s79q
Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 01:34 PM (JpFM9)
I just read a review of a movie that just screams awesome.
It's called Hobo With a Shotgun, which sounds like it delivers truer to the title than Snakes on a Plane. Rutger Hauer is the title character, and it's set in Dartmouth, NS, which makes it almost certain added awesome that an actress in the movie, Molly Dunsworth, is probably related to the great John Dunsworth.
I will be seeing that one.
Ace, I nominate it for you to review! It will be easy and not require a 30-page treatise, since it is pretty straightforward and makes no pretensions to being profound. . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 01:34 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: WINNING! at March 25, 2011 01:34 PM (NKSOm)
Posted by: Buddy The Elf at March 25, 2011 01:35 PM (zgZzy)
Errrm, are you saying what I think you're saying.
Posted by: FBI at March 25, 2011 01:36 PM (P18+/)
82
With any luck, Shepard Smith will replace Couric, and SE Cupp will replace Smith.
Now, yer talkin'.
Posted by: maddogg at March 25, 2011 01:37 PM (OlN4e)
54 I would kill to know what song was being played.
I Touch Myself, by DiVinyls
Posted by: Katie's DJ at March 25, 2011 05:32 PM (zgZzy)Come on now, we all know it was my hit, 'Too Legit To Quit'!
Posted by: MC Hammer at March 25, 2011 01:37 PM (MNNZX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2011 01:37 PM (kUaEF)
http://tinyurl.com/d8s79q
Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 05:34 PM (JpFM9)
--Didn't DMB get started at UVA? That's my guess.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 01:37 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Robert Duvall at March 25, 2011 01:37 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (zgZzy)
I would kill to know what song was being played.
Anything other than "Sexecutioner" by GWAR just wouldn't make any sense.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (k3RPu)
That's a very spiritual and traditional dance from a fine tribe where the womyn reenact their anal probes colonoscopies.
The girl is a journalist from National Geograpic amazed that she is allowed to view this ritual firsthand.
Posted by: Max Entropy at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (lH6z9)
What did Dawson on 'Dawson's Creek' ever see in her?
First episode, she was his 'morning material'....
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (EiH7n)
Hey, HEY!!!...how much for the little girl?
Posted by: Shiek Farouk RastanJohnny at March 25, 2011 01:38 PM (MNNZX)
Oh, but the SMELL.
It smells like beef and cheese.
Oh, so it smells like Mooghan McCan's (heh) breath?
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 01:39 PM (penCf)
And yet I find it oddly arousing. Is that so wrong.
Posted by: German fetishist at March 25, 2011 01:39 PM (P18+/)
What did Dawson on 'Dawson's Creek' ever see in her?
First episode, she was his 'morning material'....
Wait....
Why do you know this piece of information??
Every bit as bad. Just sayin'.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 01:39 PM (WPQ3v)
Posted by: Buddy The Elf at March 25, 2011 01:39 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:40 PM (f0evc)
You mean she was still on TV?
Sorry, not paying attention to CBS when Amazing Race isn't on as with most of the country.
Posted by: Max Entropy at March 25, 2011 01:40 PM (lH6z9)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 01:40 PM (hlY6R)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2011 01:41 PM (RVBxX)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 25, 2011 01:41 PM (MNNZX)
When given the choice of CBS News with Katie Couric, or watching my dog hump my neighbors leg, I always went with Elvis the Thumper!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 01:41 PM (ZHsNw)
Sorry, I guess that's not a very ladylike thought for me to have.
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at March 25, 2011 05:32 PM (RZ8pf)
Hey wait, ladies aren't allowed here are they?
I think....... I'll just nonchalantly wander back into the archives now and do some forensic editing.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 01:41 PM (HBqDo)
It's just there and it won't go away.....
As to the little girl, being a liberal, she's probably already been taught about fisting...front and back.
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 25, 2011 01:41 PM (GKQDR)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 25, 2011 01:42 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 05:35 PM (ZHsNw)
SE Cupp would have to dye her hair blonde, though.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 01:43 PM (4qpp3)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 01:43 PM (qIHlG)
it's obvious she was experiencing some renal failure there and trying to pass her liver as a survival mechanism.....
bad optics though.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 01:44 PM (kq1lG)
I've never seen her newscast, not once.
She's a lot like Kelly Osbourne on Fashion Police, except Katie doesn't have an English accent, tattoos, youth, integrity or any evident knowledge of what she's talking about.
Posted by: FireHorse at March 25, 2011 01:44 PM (k3RPu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2011 01:44 PM (zgZzy)
SE Cupp would have to dye her hair blonde, though.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 05:43 PM (4qpp3)
With a great rack and a beautiful ass, SE could be bald and I'm glued to the tube. Bald? Conjures up many sexual fantasies!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 01:44 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2011 01:44 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Peter Jennings from the Crypt at March 25, 2011 01:45 PM (MNNZX)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:45 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 01:46 PM (hlY6R)
Or is that a meter like in a taxi cab?
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 05:44 PM (f0evc)
WORD, BOooooooY!
Posted by: Flavor Flav at March 25, 2011 01:46 PM (MNNZX)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 25, 2011 01:47 PM (qIHlG)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 25, 2011 01:47 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: Katie Couric's Apple Ass at March 25, 2011 01:47 PM (zgZzy)
don'tvomit don't vomit. dont. vomit. dontvomitdontvomitdontvomit dont. vomit.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:47 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 25, 2011 01:47 PM (ZtwUX)
The little girl was only there to give Little Bill Maher someone his own height to dance with.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 05:45 PM (f0evc)
Sorry, she's already spoken for Mr. sifty.Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 25, 2011 01:48 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 01:48 PM (penCf)
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 01:49 PM (pW2o8)
Especially considering she's 53.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 01:50 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: califhart@hotmail.com at March 25, 2011 01:50 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: gesc at March 25, 2011 01:50 PM (KUcUM)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 05:46 PM (hlY6R)
The dynamics you contribute to this blog are always awe-inspiring.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 01:51 PM (4qpp3)
Katie, Katie Katie...if you were younger, blonder, and prettier, you could work for FOX. But, you're not. Enjoy grazing over at CNN.
Posted by: joejm65 at March 25, 2011 01:51 PM (BDB5n)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:52 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 25, 2011 05:48 PM (ZHsNw)
I'm really disappointed in you morons.
It took 132 comments to get there? What, did happy hour start early and no one told me?
Posted by: © Sponge at March 25, 2011 01:52 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Another Bob at March 25, 2011 01:53 PM (U841C)
Posted by: "Dice" Clay at March 25, 2011 01:54 PM (jAPfF)
Posted by: gesc at March 25, 2011 01:54 PM (KUcUM)
Posted by: CBS News at March 25, 2011 01:54 PM (xy9wk)
I admit though, Couric does look pretty great for a woman over 60.
I was kidding.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 05:53 PM (penCf)
I'm not kidding, she's an old woman.Posted by: Hugh Hefner at March 25, 2011 01:54 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: The Girl in the Picture at March 25, 2011 01:55 PM (MMC8r)
thx CAC.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 05:54 PM (f0evc)
This was COMPLETELY uncalled for. Really.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 25, 2011 01:55 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2011 01:56 PM (EyTr4)
She's probably wearing stilletos and climbing over his back fence with a bottle of MD 20/20 and a satchel of crank right now.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:56 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Katie C. at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (MMC8r)
After jumping from the Today show in 2006, Couric realized what many skeptics had predicted, that a 22-minute newscast was confining and gave her little opportunity to showcase her interviewing and ad libbing talents. She is now exploring daytime or syndication deals—including with CBS, whose chairman, Les Moonves, remains a strong supporter. CBS is hopeful about finding a way to keep Couric, but her team is also talking to her former network, NBC; to ABC, and to Time Warner.
Yeah, that must be it. Interviewing talents? Seriously? Ad libbing lesbianism in front of children. What is the effectualness of female crotch rubbing and grinding, Katie? What did you grind against, Katie? Does that make you cry? What were you reading at the time Katie?
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (66JDx)
Posted by: Olbermann at March 25, 2011 05:55 PM (MMC8r)
Sorry dude. You're unhire-able. You'll just have to stick to twatting and you-tube video rants that no one will watch. ESPN won't even take your cancer-ass back.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (f0evc)
This was COMPLETELY uncalled for. Really.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 25, 2011 05:55 PM (UK9cE)
Heck, why not add Michelle Obama and Andrea Mitchell?
Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (c5RQr)
Posted by: Jackhole at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (JDnWx)
We did not approve the sexist content of this post, as it does not impugn Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Michele Bachmann, or any other reich-wing Koch whore.
One of our senior convicted sex offenders fellows will be posting about this outrage shortly.
Posted by: MMFA at March 25, 2011 01:57 PM (c45xH)
Yeah, that must be it. Interviewing talents?
Seriously?
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2011 05:57 PM (66JDx)
No shit....did they not SEE the Palin interview? That was a fucking disaster. She had no interviewing skills. She's about as hard-hitting a journalist as my left nut is.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 25, 2011 01:59 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Katie C. at March 25, 2011 01:59 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Katie C. at March 25, 2011 02:00 PM (MMC8r)
WHY/HOW could she act that way with a child present? I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom, but when you bring children into it, that is just WRONG on EVERY level.
Or maybe KC was just trying to get down to the child's level when she was plastered and the other lady was just giving her a steadying hand? Please tell me that's what that is. (Not withstanding, no child should be in the presence of drunk people).
Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 02:00 PM (RPC8g)
Posted by: Katie Couric's snail trail at March 25, 2011 02:01 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2011 02:01 PM (66JDx)
I told you to get some smart little sneer glasses to perch on your nose.
Posted by: Charlie Gibbon at March 25, 2011 06:00 PM (f0evc)
Don't try to steal my shtick Gibson.
Posted by: SE Cupp at March 25, 2011 02:02 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Jackhole at March 25, 2011 02:02 PM (+qHxi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (EyTr4)
H8ter!!
Posted by: Meggy McCain at March 25, 2011 02:03 PM (4qpp3)
Posted by: medium masturbators mofos at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (7GfKM)
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2011 02:04 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 25, 2011 02:05 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: gesc at March 25, 2011 02:05 PM (KUcUM)
Posted by: Katie C. at March 25, 2011 02:05 PM (MMC8r)
@60: "Oh, maybe she could ask Sarah Palin for a position. Like, garbage-can washer or something."
Given the proclivities evidenced by that picture the position she's most likely to ask Sarah Palin for is either 69 or tribadism (clam jousting).
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 25, 2011 02:06 PM (xy9wk)
Gotta admire that in a journalist.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 02:06 PM (f0evc)
Katie Couric is considering employment as Michelle Obama's fashion coordinator. Posted by: Vogue Magazine at March 25, 2011 05:59 PM (ZHsNw)
Not happening without her taking a crash course in the use of boob belts and the slimming look provided by wearing contractor size trash bags ...
Posted by: fashionistas with impeachable taste at March 25, 2011 02:07 PM (7GfKM)
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2011 02:08 PM (7wmOW)
Posted by: Black Sheep at March 25, 2011 02:08 PM (MNNZX)
Indoors, outdoors, all over town!
They do synchronized twirling in their scooter poopers chairs ... she's a natural!
Posted by: yet another medicare scam at March 25, 2011 02:09 PM (7GfKM)
Not happening without her taking a crash course in the use of boob belts and the slimming look provided by wearing contractor size trash bags ...
Posted by: fashionistas with impeachable taste at March 25, 2011 06:07 PM (7GfKM)
The members of the Baked Potato Society take exception with Michelle Obama wearing the silver dress looking like a big fat baked potato.
Posted by: Pussy Willow, President BPS at March 25, 2011 02:10 PM (ZHsNw)
FTA: While no one would question PelleyÂ’s hard-news credentials, he may lack the flair to boost the CBS Evening Newsout of third place.
Howie, better sit down for this bombshell: It isn't about flair. All this Pelley guy would have to do to vault himself into instant contention for the ratings lead, is to break ranks with the others, and begin to tell the truth about the news, instead of spinning for Democrats.
Howie, what the fuck don't you media people understand about Americans don't want to be lied to about the news like they are goddam 4-year-olds worrying about Santa Claus! Seriously, what is it?
Posted by: sherlock at March 25, 2011 02:10 PM (U+goV)
Posted by: delmar at March 25, 2011 02:11 PM (d9sox)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2011 05:56 PM (EyTr4)
Whaddya' mean "fake taking a dump"? Watch this!
Posted by: Bad Bad Katie at March 25, 2011 02:11 PM (4qpp3)
Howie, what the fuck don't you media people understand about Americans don't want to be lied to about the news
They only the read the NYT. They think they are telling the truth.
Posted by: dagny at March 25, 2011 02:12 PM (66JDx)
Posted by: whorealdo at March 25, 2011 02:12 PM (7GfKM)
"I would kill to know what song was being played."
Wreckx-n-Effect's "Rump Shaker" or Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls".
Actually, given her political leanings, it's probably Garrison Keillor's latest magnum opus, or Bill Maher's stand-up.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 25, 2011 02:13 PM (xy9wk)
The last media talker that told the truth was Walter Crankcase, Tom Brokejaw, Jessica Savich............Brit Hume.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 02:13 PM (ZHsNw)
Looks like Katie's just 3 credits shy of a degree in Fucksaw Studies from Columbia.
Man, I miss that word.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 05:40 PM (hlY6R)
And that would be a Masturbator's degree, of course ...
Posted by: whorealdo at March 25, 2011 02:16 PM (7GfKM)
Media Cougar jousts playfully with honey badger in drag whilst tastemakers and seatsniffers dine on peacock brains.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 02:16 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: I-Sizzle at March 25, 2011 02:19 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2011 02:22 PM (npr0X)
The Army of Lorraines draw close, peering over Katie's shoulder as she shares her Public Colonoscopy from her Video Scrapbook.
Unused organs shall disappear or persist.
Rudimentary organs are what you have had or what you will have.
Nielsen numbers skyrocket like a Japanese Geiger counter.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 02:23 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: Little Girl at March 25, 2011 02:23 PM (PMLMw)
can't be bothered to read them all .......... who was the first moron to hit it ?
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2011 06:22 PM (npr0X)
Roman Polanski was ready to hit the little girl, Katie not so much.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 02:24 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 02:24 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 02:26 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Ford Fairlane, Rock & Roll Detective at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (xy9wk)
Hickory dickory dock!
Posted by: "Dice" Clay at March 25, 2011 02:26 PM (jAPfF)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (ZHsNw)
--Flaming skull material?
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 02:26 PM (BP6Z1)
Given the proclivities evidenced by that picture the position she's most likely to ask Sarah Palin for is either 69 or tribadism (clam jousting).
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 25, 2011 06:06 PM (xy9wk)
Would that be some sort of muzzie sports festival? Guess I'm gonna have to get that Al Jazzeara show.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 02:28 PM (HBqDo)
Perhaps the song is MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This?
If it is the ubiquitous wedding reception song, the Chicken Dance, she's doing it wrong.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 02:28 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:29 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 06:24 PM (XBM1t)
Accompanied by that toe-tapping, hip-swinging Helen Thomas on the kazoo.
Posted by: Bad Bad Katie at March 25, 2011 02:29 PM (4qpp3)
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 02:29 PM (QMtmy)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (k1rwm)
h8terz b h8in
Posted by: Meggie McCheese at March 25, 2011 02:31 PM (BP6Z1)
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (QMtmy)
Agreed, and that's why Miss Shepard Smith needs to go.
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 02:31 PM (ZHsNw)
Posted by: Katie Did a Doo at March 25, 2011 02:31 PM (xs5wK)
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (QMtmy)
Maybe you want to take that back you sexist male. The conservative ladies do belong in the newsroom. the former cheerleaders who think they are journalists don't ie, Catty and Meg in Mcshame
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:31 PM (k1rwm)
btw, anybody see South Park on Comedy Central last night? They had the episode where Randy and Bono were dueling for the biggest crap ever, and the craps were ranked by "Courics", heh.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 02:32 PM (c0A3e)
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (QMtmy)
Their periods attract bears.
Posted by: Brick Tamland at March 25, 2011 02:32 PM (ay6+/)
Posted by: The White House at March 25, 2011 02:33 PM (FcR7P)
Maybe you want to take that back you sexist male. The conservative ladies do belong in the newsroom. the former cheerleaders who think they are journalists don't ie, Catty and Meg in Mcshame
There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 02:33 PM (QMtmy)
Wooooweeeeee...that damn burrito from lunch has me going
I'm gonna rip another one. Hold me down so I don't take off
Posted by: Katie Couric at March 25, 2011 02:33 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (ZHsNw)
--Flaming skull material?
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (BP6Z1)
Gov. Walker needs to give the repub leaders in congress some lessons on "smash mouth" politics.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 02:34 PM (4qpp3)
Posted by: Brian Fantana at March 25, 2011 02:35 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 06:29 PM (k1rwm)
We prefer the more politically correct word "celebrating".
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 02:36 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Katie Did a Doo at March 25, 2011 06:31 PM (xs5wK)
All I know is that I'm clean as a whistle baby...
- Liz Phair
Posted by: jcjimi at March 25, 2011 02:36 PM (ay6+/)
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
I agree!
Posted by: Ron Burgundy at March 25, 2011 02:36 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:37 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 02:38 PM (4ZxEW)
Katie, baby. Yer ten seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your li....
Nah, your whole life is an embarrassment. Dat's what I think.
Posted by: Ford Fairlane, Rock & Roll Detective at March 25, 2011 02:39 PM (xy9wk)
ok, go ahead and have your thoughts, it's a free country. I hope you are married to a woman who knows enough to ignore you and your archie bunker mentality.
Although, even being a woman the thought has occurred to me that women are completely in charge these days, valerie, Michelle, Hillary, Sam the sham, powers, and things are more screwed up in the world than ever before.
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:40 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2011 02:41 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:41 PM (k1rwm)
Maybe you want to take that back
you sexist male. The conservative ladies do belong in the newsroom.
the former cheerleaders who think they are journalists don't ie, Catty
and Meg in Mcshame
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 06:31 PM (k1rwm)
--I took it that he was referring to the specific "ladies" in question, not "the ladies" in general.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 02:42 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: gesc at March 25, 2011 02:42 PM (KUcUM)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 06:38 PM (4ZxEW)
Okay. I see what you're trying to do here.
Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2011 02:42 PM (4qpp3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 25, 2011 02:43 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: random background person at March 25, 2011 02:43 PM (f0evc)
This country needs its news. And you are going to deprive them of that because Katie has breasts? Exquisite breasts? Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because she is good at three things...
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 25, 2011 02:43 PM (QMtmy)
Aight Dr. Varno, it's Friday, I'm relaxing after a long day, and I am loving your provocative takes.
However...
There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme.
I am typically a nostalgic, but this is one thing I am glad doesn't exist anymore. Local hacks suck.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 02:44 PM (dWPyO)
This place smells like Indira Ghandi's thong.
Posted by: Sterling Archer at March 25, 2011 02:44 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2011 02:44 PM (VuLos)
OT
Hope nobody was counting on the network TV shows Monday.
"BREAKING: Obama to address nation on Libya"
Posted by: The Q at March 25, 2011 02:44 PM (MYuEC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 02:44 PM (4ZxEW)
Posted by: random background person at March 25, 2011 02:45 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Buffalobob at March 25, 2011 02:45 PM (GwH6h)
"BREAKING: Obama to address nation on Libya"
And I'm doin' it with the quickness. Two weeks too late.
Posted by: Barry Opresent at March 25, 2011 02:45 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (ZHsNw)
--Flaming skull material?
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 06:26 PM (BP6Z1)
So what does this mean exactly?
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 02:46 PM (FIDMq)
Hope nobody was counting on the network TV shows Monday.
"BREAKING: Obama to address nation on Libya"
No NCAA games on Monday
...priorties, you see
Posted by: beedubya at March 25, 2011 02:47 PM (AnTyA)
For the love of God...someone put up a new thread. I hate looking at this pic every time I refresh.
This. Man I can't stand that woman. The worst kind America has to offer.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 02:47 PM (dWPyO)
Are these guys suddenly realizing what everyone else has known for a while? And, if so, where is the leader to lead us out of this?
I mean two, count em, two republicans have set up "exploratory committees". No one, no one wants the job. I mean maybe he will get his usual situation, he'll have no opposition for the presidency.
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:48 PM (k1rwm)
Yeah, it's a business trip, but I'd go to Fargo at this point, just for a getaway.
Posted by: Meggie Mac at March 25, 2011 02:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2011 02:48 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 02:49 PM (UOM48)
That's pretty much my speech right after I fuck up yet another solo microwave feast.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 02:49 PM (HBqDo)
Hey logprof, did you hear Rome talking about that 13 year old girl and her "Friday" song?
Kept playing cuts from it. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 02:49 PM (dWPyO)
MADISON, Wis. (AP) — It appears the explosive Wisconsin law stripping nearly all public employee collective bargaining rights could take effect as early as Saturday despite a court order that blocked its publication by the secretary of state.
ThatÂ’s because the nonpartisan Legislative Reference Bureau has published the law instead. The action was noted on the LegislatureÂ’s website Friday. Publishing a law allows it to take effect.
A judge last week issued a temporary restraining order blocking Secretary of State Doug La Follette from publishing the collective bargaining measure amid court challenges.
But the Reference Bureau says itÂ’s required to publish every new law within 10 working days after itÂ’s signed. Gov. Scott Walker signed the measure March 11.
WalkerÂ’s office says Friday that the administration will carry out the law as required.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 02:50 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:50 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Obama's Press Conference at March 25, 2011 02:50 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:51 PM (k1rwm)
It means you die at the end of this thread .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2011 06:48 PM (npr0X)
Your not supposed to tell me that...its supposed to be a 'suprise'
'Hell no Im not beaming down with Capt. Kirk, we Red Shirts never come back!'
Posted by: Red Shirt at March 25, 2011 02:52 PM (FIDMq)
Sergeant Dipprasad Pun, a 31-year-old from Bima in western Nepa and part of the Gurkha regiment serving the British Military, is receiving the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross for bravery
"I threw my SA80 down and grabbed a sandbag but it wasnÂ’t tied and all the sand dropped out.
“As I tried to jump into the sentry post I found a metal rod from the GPMG (machine gun) tripod and pulled it round and hit him.”
As he ran towards the Taliban fighter he gave a shout of “Marchu Talai” Nepalese for “I’m going to kill you.”
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 02:53 PM (x3YFz)
Gotta hand it to ABC News. They saw how well CBS was doing with Couric and how well NBC was doing Brain Rump Swab Williams and they had the balls to hire the fine talent in the name of Christianne Amanpour.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 02:53 PM (Fe3ZO)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 02:54 PM (+61wI)
I don't know how to interpret it. It almost seems as though the judge was a complete idiot and didn't realize there was this other group that had a legal responsibility (the way I read it) to publish the law, leaving a gaping loophole in the ruling. I almost feel like this was a routine thing, not some special move by the governor.
'Hoping Althouse, Patterico, or someone at Volokh will explain it.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 02:54 PM (pW2o8)
BTW, am I the only one who thinks it's about time Las Vegas officially drops the "Las"? I can't tell you how many times I've been staring at the "V" part of an airport flight board wondering where the Vegas flights are.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 02:56 PM (pW2o8)
It's too funny. who knows, isn't the judge away? Aren't there ways to "follow orders" or at least make it look like you are following "orders" and then leaving a gaping hole for a tank to drive through so that later you can say, who knew?
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 02:57 PM (k1rwm)
Hope nobody was counting on the network TV shows Monday.
"BREAKING: Obama to address nation on Libya"
No NCAA games on Monday
...priorties, you see
Posted by: beedubya at March 25, 2011 06:47 PM (AnTyA)
--Good. I don't want the games to be wrecked with McBaritone's bullshit.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 02:57 PM (BP6Z1)
If CBS were smart they would hire a right of center type like Brit Hume and offer something the other networks don't.
Of course we all know they would never consider it, but it's probably the only way to attract new viewers to a dying brand.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 02:57 PM (dWPyO)
Hey logprof, did you hear Rome talking about that 13 year old girl and her "Friday" song?
Kept playing cuts from it. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 06:49 PM (dWPyO)
--I am so sick of hearing that chipmunk, Autotuned, Miley Cyrus Lite song.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 02:59 PM (BP6Z1)
I'm tan bland, rested big-breasted, and ready!
Posted by: Meggy Mac reporting for duty at March 25, 2011 02:59 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 06:52 PM (UOM4
If that's a question, I'm leaning toward letting her live as long as she promises to just go away.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 03:00 PM (HBqDo)
If CBS was smart they'd buy a fucking JC Penny dummy to sit there while a recording played the White House press briefings BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY PAY KATIE $$M's TO DO ANYFUCKINGWAY.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 03:01 PM (zgaoG)
When will the networks learn, if ever, that the majority of the viewing public don't want lies dressed up in "celebrities," but want the actual facts about what's going on. I don't care if you look like the hunchback of Notre Dame, as long as you're giving it to me straight.
People value truth. Without it, we are lost.
Posted by: Dianne at March 25, 2011 03:01 PM (RPC8g)
--I am so sick of hearing that chipmunk, Autotuned, Miley Cyrus Lite song.
It's Friday, Friday....
Got to make a bowl of cereal.....
Cmon, you know it's in your head....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:01 PM (dWPyO)
When you're in Vegas, would you mind swinging by the Liberace museum and picking me up a box of those little soaps shaped like grand pianos?
The last time I was in Vegas, I was married to a bastard who was beating the snot out of me. The only thing I miss about that horrible experience, is I looked smoking in a bikini.
If they don't have the piano shaped soaps, would you settle for a plastic model of the tiger that ate the face of (can't remember name) the tiger whisperere ghey?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:02 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2011 03:02 PM (npr0X)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 07:01 PM (dWPyO)
A pox on your house! It's die-day, die-day....
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:02 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:03 PM (k1rwm)
he nuked her.....
"mom's a drunk her breakfast is a bloody marrrryyyyy"
hopefully somebody put it up on youtube.....
not a clone, I cameo and it was epic
Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 03:04 PM (kq1lG)
Cmon, you know it's in your head....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 07:01 PM (dWPyO)
--Have never heard it all the way through. Thank goodness.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 03:05 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 03:05 PM (kq1lG)
Give me that fish
Give me back that filet o fish
Give me that fish
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 03:05 PM (Fe3ZO)
Jane go to the bellagio buffet. It's great.
Seconded. The Bellagio kicks as in general. Great lounge too.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:05 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Shoppy at March 25, 2011 03:05 PM (xvCQK)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:06 PM (McG46)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:06 PM (k1rwm)
Jane go to the bellagio buffet. It's great.
Seconded. The Bellagio kicks as in general. Great lounge too.
Will do.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:06 PM (UOM48)
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
Ribs
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
Barbecue sauce
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 03:07 PM (Fe3ZO)
We stayed there when Elvis married us three years ago. Great coffee.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:07 PM (f0evc)
he nuked her.....
"mom's a drunk her breakfast is a bloody marrrryyyyy"
hopefully somebody put it up on youtube.....
not a clone, I cameo and it was epic
Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 07:04 PM (kq1lG)
--Oh yeah, I heard that part.
I wonder if the "bowl" had nothing to do with cereal. . . .
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 03:07 PM (BP6Z1)
I'd be on her like a bat on a Junebug.
*sighs*. Such are the wages of decadence.
But don't worry. There is a cure for this disease, I know there is!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:07 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 07:02 PM (k1rwm)
Sounds damn near physically impossible to me. Maybe you should consider prayer instead of sex.
Posted by: ontherocks at March 25, 2011 03:07 PM (HBqDo)
D'oh has a spa suite at the Luxor. Sounds nasty
Naw you will like it. Luxor is pretty nice as well. Of course I stayed there 15 years ago on my way to Lake Havasu on a Spring Break trip. Don't remember much about it. The elevators are a trip.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:08 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:08 PM (UOM48)
336 Isn't that some sort of child abuse in Lib Land? I'm talking about the kid watching that stupid grinding.
Nope. Necessary sex-ed.
Posted by: The Teacher's Unions at March 25, 2011 03:09 PM (zgZzy)
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
I want my baby back
Ribs
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback babyback
Barbecue sauce
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (Fe3ZO)
Hot sauce in my baaaag!
Hot sauce in my baaaag!
Posted by: Delonte West at March 25, 2011 03:09 PM (BP6Z1)
Ha. Yup. Funny stuff. I think dad mixed in steak and eggs.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:09 PM (dWPyO)
you can do way better than an old hag
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:10 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: your friends at the TSA at March 25, 2011 03:10 PM (kq1lG)
Woe is me.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:10 PM (f0evc)
It's only child abuse if a child is exposed to hetero-sex. The homo stuff has been cleared for all ages by the NEA.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 25, 2011 03:10 PM (QxGmu)
We stayed there when Elvis married us three years ago. Great coffee.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:07 PM (f0evc)
And so he does live. Maybe we should renew our vows with Elvis. (Just celebrated our 25th). Would drive the "I'm more fabulous than you" Life Coach s-i-l wild with.......confusion.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:10 PM (UOM48)
didn't hear that but yeah he is rather burned out on voice tuners from what it sounded like....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 03:10 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 25, 2011 03:11 PM (0IPsJ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 03:11 PM (TATbF)
I'd be on her like a bat on a Junebug.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:05 PM (f0evc)
Best be talking about K-Co, and not my girl Becky Black.
Posted by: R. Kelly at March 25, 2011 03:11 PM (BP6Z1)
Especially for the amberlamps and the booze distributor.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:11 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 25, 2011 03:12 PM (McG46)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:12 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: Chris Hanson Ruined My Life at March 25, 2011 03:13 PM (xvCQK)
Posted by: Nigel at March 25, 2011 03:14 PM (VMcEw)
here's AoS' Eloquent Comment of the Day
Fuck you, Ace, for giving those fucking shitstains over at MM a link to their page.
Fuck you, Ace, for not fucking breathing before you posted that bullshit, regardless of fucking funny you thought it was.
Fuck you, Ace, for posting some ridiculously funny shit, then deciding to apologize and fucking cut your own dick off and eat it in front of anybody, just cause some fucking libtards got pissed at you.
Fuck them, and fuck you.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 03:14 PM (Fe3ZO)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (McG46)
good freaking night... that visual should be a bannable offense.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:14 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 03:15 PM (TATbF)
Delonte West huh?
For logprof and other clones....
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 07:12 PM (dWPyO)
--I love the mock sign on that KFC,
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2011 03:15 PM (BP6Z1)
Graceland Wedding Chapel
Elvis lives there.
As we took our places during the ceremony, Elvis played Metallica's One on his acoustic guitar.
I made Elvis bust up during the ceremony. As the pastor was droning on about love or commitment or some shit, Elvis leaned over and asked me what song I wanted him to sing as we walked out. I had forgotten to pick one.
I told him Battle Hymn of the Republic. He laughed so hard his gold chains shook.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:15 PM (f0evc)
here's AoS' Eloquent Comment of the Day
Fuck you, Ace, for giving those fucking shitstains over at MM a link to their page.
Fuck you, Ace, for not fucking breathing before you posted that bullshit, regardless of fucking funny you thought it was.
Fuck you, Ace, for posting some ridiculously funny shit, then deciding to apologize and fucking cut your own dick off and eat it in front of anybody, just cause some fucking libtards got pissed at you.
Fuck them, and fuck you.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 07:14 PM (Fe3ZO)
Almost sounds like eddiebear, but there'd have been more "fuck you with the fuckshovel of gravedigging!" type expletives.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:16 PM (x3YFz)
Fuck them, and fuck you.
Posted by: Eric in Chicago
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 07:14 PM (Fe3ZO)
EPIC! I'm still not sure ace wasn't goofing on everybody.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:16 PM (McG46)
That wasn't for me, curious. The comment was directed towards sifty.
btw, as NATO dithers:
Rebels in Misrata, Libya, say pro-Gadhafi forces pounding city overnight - BBC http://bbc.in/e46DJV
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 03:17 PM (OW0nw)
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 07:14 PM (Fe3ZO)
Yikes! What the hell happened?
Nevermind, I don't wanna know.
well actually I do
Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 03:18 PM (jAPfF)
Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
snort.
Posted by: willow at March 25, 2011 03:18 PM (h+qn8)
I wish Boosh had let the poor peoples of Katerina do this. Why didn't they?
Boosh won't let them, yeah that's the story.
Why didn't he make them hot tubs?
Warning NYT link. http://tinyurl.com/6zy94mx
Posted by: Kemp at March 25, 2011 03:18 PM (JpFM9)
The tone of that post may be less than Emily Post, but I find little to argue with where the substance is concerned.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 25, 2011 03:19 PM (QxGmu)
Posted by: Rihanna at March 25, 2011 03:19 PM (xvCQK)
EPIC! I'm still not sure ace wasn't goofing on everybody
Same. Just my hunch. Usually provocative bloggers/pundits know better than to apologize.
Then again, I'm in the Ann Coulter camp on apologies.....never make them. Just beings a pile on. Witness Imus as one somewhat recent example.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:19 PM (dWPyO)
haven't you heard, he shares an apartment with michael jackson, please keep up with the buzz
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:20 PM (k1rwm)
Ace's post was sincere, imo. He don't go for that -ism shit; makes him go all wobbly and shit.
Ace doesn't mind being crass, but he doesn't like to be cheap and petty. Seriously.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 03:22 PM (zgaoG)
Posted by: curious
The longer they wait to reveal themselves, the less time the five hundred libtard front groups and their allies in the press have to put them into the "Jodie Foster on the pinball machine" position.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 25, 2011 03:22 PM (0IPsJ)
Erik, Ace did a mea culpa a few posts down.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 07:19 PM (zgaoG)
Crap! I hate it when I miss the good stuff.
Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 03:24 PM (jAPfF)
NATO only has one flashlight. We can't fight at night.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:18 PM (f0evc)
it's the blue helmets/berets that make exceptionally nice sniper targets.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:24 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:24 PM (UOM48)
Then again, I'm in the Ann Coulter camp on apologies.....never make them. Just beings a pile on. Witness Imus as one somewhat recent example.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 07:19 PM (dWPyO)
Especially to the Left.
---------------------
Hey Empire of Jeff. It's like you're a two-legged man in a land of one-legged men. And all the one-legged men have to use "fuck" as a crutch. Um...because they're not as other-leggedly creative as you.
It worked in my mind.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:24 PM (McG46)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:25 PM (f0evc)
No, really. Ace protects his Ace® brand and doesn't want to produce crap with his name on it.
That's why I didn't give him any crap for his apology post. He's got a rep to protect and he knows that he's going to be treated to a different standard than the punks at Media Matters. In that case, better safe than sorry.
He's a good Ewok.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 03:26 PM (AbPd4)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:26 PM (k1rwm)
slow, confused, kept asking me if it was for delivery
The greatest perk to the Internet revolution is being able to order your pizza online. I believe Papa John's offers it. They can still screw it up, but at least you don't have to repeat yourself 50 times.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:27 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:25 PM (f0evc)
Well there is that whole repeal of DADT, so maybe "Passionate Tropical Pink?"
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:27 PM (x3YFz)
It's rope-a-dope. He is getting the poor bastards at MMFUSSR hooked on the rich chocolatey goodness over here.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:28 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 03:29 PM (penCf)
I haven't had to use the words "commie shitbag liberal" all day and I'm jonesing.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:29 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 07:26 PM (AbPd4
One more reason I think he was goofing. Rehashing and analyzing all those terrible, horrible, very -ist statements for the benefit of the Morons, then letting them go to town. Also, he's pretty good at deciding what's funny, and some of that obviously funny stuff he was calling unfunny.
Tattoo of a rack of ribs eating a burrito? That's so funny, I might get that tattoo just to commemorate teh funny.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:29 PM (McG46)
Strange world getting stranger.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 25, 2011 03:30 PM (QxGmu)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (penCf)
You don't mean that. I'd vote for Huntsman over Obama.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:31 PM (McG46)
Tattoo of a rack of ribs eating a burrito? That's so funny, I might get that tattoo just to commemorate teh funny.
Yup. It was a "hey I might have gone over the line, but look at these quality one liners!"
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:31 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 25, 2011 03:31 PM (QxGmu)
Well of course, but he didn't come in with a 'warning' to tone it down. He's done that or outrightly deleted entire posts when he felt they went too far. (post(s) plural may too a stretch - I can remember only the gay streetfight one he removed).
I don't know. I think maybe he felt some guilt that he picked on a functional retard. Or maybe he didn't and he let the horde run amok.
Either way it was pretty damn funny.
That'll teach her from retweeing the queers at Media Matters.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 03:32 PM (AbPd4)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:25 PM (f0evc)
Always with the circumcision thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 25, 2011 03:32 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: sTevo at March 25, 2011 03:32 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 03:33 PM (+61wI)
Do you recall the old joke about freedom of speech in the United States and the Soviet Union?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 25, 2011 03:33 PM (0IPsJ)
I was thinking about that gay-slap-fight vid too just now.
What did Ace expect us to do? The weird part is that none of the comments were that bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 03:33 PM (zgaoG)
Yup. It was a "hey I might have gone over the line, but look at these quality one liners!"
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (dWPyO)
"Gosh, I'm really sorry I brought epic! funny, amused the shit out of my loyal Morons, pissed off MeggieMac, pissed off MediaMutters, pissed off a bunch of braindead leftists, and drew a lot of attention to myself and my blog. Oh, and please don't throw me in the briar patch."
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:34 PM (McG46)
I was thinking about that gay-slap-fight vid too just now.
What did Ace expect us to do? The weird part is that none of the comments were that bad.
Good question. But his blog, his rules.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:35 PM (c0A3e)
I was thinking about that gay-slap-fight vid too just now.
What did Ace expect us to do? The weird part is that none of the comments were that bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 25, 2011 07:33 PM (zgaoG)
I, for one, can attest that we've been much worse. LOL. especially after happy hour.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:35 PM (x3YFz)
No, but I'm guessing it's a Yakov Smirnoff joke.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 25, 2011 03:35 PM (QxGmu)
That's why I like this place.
That, and the hot Couric pr0n.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:36 PM (f0evc)
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 07:29 PM (penCf)
You don't mean that. I'd vote for Huntsman over Obama.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 07:31 PM (McG46)
I didn't say I wouldn't vote for a squish, I said I don't want to. The country needs a strong leader that can tell the truth, speak clearly and strongly. America needs a leader that earns respect., that defends Her, that defends freedom, that defends Her People.
I keep going back to Allen West because he is the only R I can think of that demand attention by earning it.
Posted by: momma at March 25, 2011 03:36 PM (penCf)
I never think of pancakes as a sexual overture, especially since that Rachel Corrie incident.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 25, 2011 03:38 PM (TATbF)
That ship has sailed for me.
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 03:38 PM (f0evc)
I never think of pancakes as a sexual overture, especially since that Rachel Corrie incident.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:36 PM (c0A3e)
Bulldozer + hippie. Some assembly required.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:38 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 25, 2011 03:39 PM (0IPsJ)
Sad thing is, I'll bet it was proofread by at least two union teachers.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 25, 2011 03:40 PM (QxGmu)
What did Ace expect us to do? The weird part is that none of the comments were that bad.
Good question. But his blog, his rules.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:35 PM (c0A3e)
I remember that well and it was pretty hilarious (I denounce myself) but to paraphrase Kratos, you don't walk into someone's house and take a shit on their carpet.
Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 03:41 PM (jAPfF)
'Looks like the judge was incompetent. heh.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 03:41 PM (pW2o8)
American: We have freedom of speech. We can say anything we want about our President.
Soviet: We also have freedom of speech. We can say anything we want about your President.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 25, 2011 03:41 PM (0IPsJ)
Thankfully, I have a PS3.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 03:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jackwagon at March 25, 2011 07:37 PM (qjUnn)
Jesus....27'000?!
Was this written by a P from the PTA or a T?
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2011 03:42 PM (VuLos)
keep going back to Allen West because he is the only R I can think of that demand attention by earning it.
I love West. He's really grown on my lately because I think he has shown growth as a pol/candidate that others like Palin frankly havent.
But...
If it's a choice between "no experience" guys like him, or Rand Paul! who recently talked about a possible run, I think Marco Rubio is the guy.
None of them will be running so I'm with Tim Pawlenty. Yeah, him. Yawn.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:42 PM (dWPyO)
54 I would kill to know what song was being played.
Posted by: Katie's dusty panties at March 25, 2011 07:40 PM (FaFnu)
Led Zepplin; I've Got A Girl.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:43 PM (x3YFz)
Yes. Taking something without asking is always rude. But more especially, you don't leave a shit on their carpet.
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at March 25, 2011 03:43 PM (QxGmu)
I remember that well and it was pretty hilarious (I denounce myself) but to paraphrase Kratos, you don't walk into someone's house and take a shit on their carpet.
Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 07:41 PM (jAPfF)
The thing is, sometimes it's ok to shit on the carpet, and sometimes it's not. I'm pretty sure it has to do with ace's nicotine level. He's blown up a time or two, then a couple days later apologized and blamed a nic fit. I'm not complaining, I'm explaining.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:44 PM (McG46)
you don't walk into someone's house and take a shit on their carpet.
Logprof, if you are still around, I think a Najah Davenport sock is in order.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:44 PM (dWPyO)
Thankfully, I have a PS3.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 25, 2011 07:42 PM (c0A3e)
I had the foresight to marry a tiny woman who gets all giggly and such after 1 margarita.
Planning, gentlemen. It's all in the planning.
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 03:44 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 07:41 PM (pW2o
You never know, she could be a judge that takes her oath seriously and doesn't like when politics intrudes on the judiciary and since the lawyers didn't point out that the law was to be published in more than one place, it is their error, not hers as she is not required to do the work for the attorneys. If they screw up, well they screwed up.
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:45 PM (k1rwm)
And I'm pretty sure if she had opposable thumbs she could figure out how to operate and umbrella.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:45 PM (UOM48)
WISCONSIN JUST PUBLISHED THE BILL STRIPPING PUBLIC UNIONS OF SOME OF THEIR COLLECTIVE THUG ENTITLEMENTS
Women and minorities hardest hit
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 25, 2011 03:46 PM (UqKQV)
Well there is that whole repeal of DADT, so maybe "Passionate Tropical Pink?"
Posted by: tangonine at March 25, 2011 07:27 PM (x3YFz)
Oh goody, yes! That would be so festive.
Posted by: Andrew Sulliven at March 25, 2011 03:46 PM (4qpp3)
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at March 25, 2011 07:43 PM (QxGmu)
Is that where that came from? I always thought that was some old timer wisdom.
Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2011 03:46 PM (jAPfF)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:46 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 03:47 PM (4ZxEW)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 07:25 PM (f0evc)
Word.
Posted by: Brett Favre at March 25, 2011 03:48 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 25, 2011 03:48 PM (AbPd4)
WISCONSIN JUST PUBLISHED THE BILL STRIPPING PUBLIC UNIONS OF SOME OF THEIR COLLECTIVE THUG ENTITLEMENTS
Women and minorities hardest hit
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (UqKQV)
Hell, the FL gov signed into law today no more teacher tenure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:49 PM (UOM48)
Add your VICE to ours!
and speack... what the hell?
Posted by: Jackwagon at March 25, 2011 07:44 PM (qjUnn)
Hey look...it was picked up by a blog!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2011 03:49 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (k1rwm)
Oh man. It'd be like matter and anti-matter. I doubt they'd be able to understand each other's language.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 25, 2011 03:51 PM (McG46)
"I threw my SA80 down and grabbed a sandbag but it wasnÂ’t tied and all the sand dropped out.
“As I tried to jump into the sentry post I found a metal rod from the GPMG (machine gun) tripod and pulled it round and hit him.”
As he ran towards the Taliban fighter he gave a shout of “Marchu Talai” Nepalese for “I’m going to kill you.”"
That'll do, Pun. That'll do.
Posted by: Field Marshall Sir Arthur H. Hoggett at March 25, 2011 03:52 PM (xy9wk)
I really don't think that BO would want to run against West. the race would completely take "race" off the table. But, I think their side might play dirty pool and release all the "stuff" that the internet says "they"have on west concerning his exit from the military. If he was going to run, the guy would have to make his life an open book, more than he ever has.
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:54 PM (k1rwm)
But from the analysis I've read there was a serious question of if she had the authority to rule on the legislature's rules. It looks like she didn't understand enough about how the legislature works to have written the ruling properly... unless you're saying that the plaintiffs specified in gorey detail that they only wanted the SoS to not publish.
Actually, from what I've read, the SoS sets the date for publication and that had already happened before the judge's ruling.
So her ruling was moot.
I'm not sure a judge is required to carry out a ruling that is fatally flawed. She should have thrown their petition out.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 03:54 PM (pW2o8)
Oh man. It'd be like matter and anti-matter. I doubt they'd be able to understand each other's language.
Authentic alpha male Vs. Fugazi alpha by way of status only.
I'd drop a couple hundred to watch it.
Paul Ryan, West, Rubio, Bolton, Christie would be my pay per view line up.
My leg would be a tinglin.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 25, 2011 03:56 PM (dWPyO)
The 'Help Wanted' sections. All of them.
Posted by: Catty Couric at March 25, 2011 07:55 PM (IhHdM)
If she moves to massachusettes she'll be out of luck a friend said they scheduled a job fair and then canceled it caused the jobs weren't there.
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 03:56 PM (k1rwm)
Posted by: curious at March 25, 2011 07:46 PM (k1rwm)
Imagine the Empty Suit ™ up against anyone who's served in the military (well, except for that fucktard McLame).
Or even John Bolton.....
He'd be bitch-slapped so hard he'd think he was in the bedroom with Moochelle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2011 03:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 25, 2011 03:56 PM (4ZxEW)
@350: "A Lake Havasu house boat meetup would be EPIC.
Especially for the amberlamps and the booze distributor."
And the brain-eating amoebas. Can't forget those.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 25, 2011 03:57 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 25, 2011 03:59 PM (XdlcF)
Phew! We're all safe then.
(Exceptin' AmishDude, of course)
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2011 03:59 PM (pW2o8)
Posted by: SarahCuda at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (ZTn9N)
You're 300+ posts too late.Posted by: Arctic Fox at March 25, 2011 04:02 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: SarahCuda at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (ZTn9N)
You're 300+ posts too late.Posted by: Arctic Fox at March 25, 2011 08:02 PM (BP6Z1)
Oops, no, this
Posted by: Arctic Fox at March 25, 2011 04:03 PM (BP6Z1)
@426: "I remember that well and it was pretty hilarious (I denounce myself) but to paraphrase Kratos, you don't walk into someone's house and take a shit on their carpet."
The fuck you don't!
Posted by: Lindsay Lohan, er, um, just Lindsay now at March 25, 2011 04:07 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: Evil libertarian at March 25, 2011 04:13 PM (n3Hg2)
Posted by: sifty at March 25, 2011 05:29 PM (f0evc)
Really? No, wait, really? (checks map)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 25, 2011 04:15 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: deadrody at March 25, 2011 04:27 PM (GJhuj)
Posted by: sven10077 at March 25, 2011 04:36 PM (kq1lG)
Posted by: Paris Hilton, er, um, just Ho now at March 25, 2011 04:40 PM (kUaEF)
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Posted by: mr Chianti at March 25, 2011 06:17 PM (MveqZ)
Posted by: SarahCuda at March 25, 2011 07:53 PM (ZTn9N)
You're 300+ posts too late.---------------------------------------
It can't be said too often. By the way, welcome to the tundra you ignorant slut.
Posted by: SarahCuda at March 26, 2011 02:59 AM (ZTn9N)
Posted by: Jimmy Page at March 26, 2011 06:06 AM (ychgM)
http://www.buygreatshoes.org
Wow! This site:
Both cheaper and fashion, and good products.
Purchase will have small gift to send.
http://www.buygreatshoes.org was a good site.
Like this discovery.
Posted by: ljkhkljj at March 26, 2011 08:54 AM (+SezV)
That being said as an old sea dog, I would probably hit it. Just for the notch in the gun butt, metaphorically speaking, that is.She is cute, still in her fifties, where I happen to be. Age group thing.
Something to be said about them airheads.
Posted by: ORPO1 at March 26, 2011 05:52 PM (Nw9I+)
Posted by: wholesale lingerie at March 27, 2011 03:58 AM (uA1wY)
No, really. Ace protects his Ace® brand and doesn't want to produce crap with his name on it.
That's why I didn't give him any crap for his apology post. He's got a rep to protect and he knows that he's going to be treated to a different standard than the punks at Media Matters. In that case, better safe than sorry.
He's a good Ewok.
The sad fact is that it's all in vain anyway, he's actually more effective when he doesn't give a damn.
Posted by: Decaf at March 27, 2011 04:20 AM (3+xlM)
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