September 14, 2011
— Ace Obama has set up another stupid website to help "fight the smears" against him.
President Thin Skin has revamped his old and patently dishonest “Fight the Smears” Website under a new name, “Attack Watch”. With a hip and slightly spooky black, white and red motif, it aims to correct the terrible, awful things people say about the Dear Leader. He doesn’t want to take away your guns, he really *hearts* Israel, just listen to what world leaders say! He’s deported more Mexicans than anybody, ever! He’s created (or saved) eleventy million jobs! etc! etc!
Another writer noted this was his fourth such effort.
Below, one of the funnier parody videos I've seen. Content Warning, because it says something mean about one Palin's kids. But the video means it ironically -- like, "Oh you can use smears like this, just not anything true about Obama." But be warned if you think you'd react poorly to that.
That's done by Misfit Politics.
Does anyone get the magma joke? Or is that just a random fact tossed in there for the incongruity of it?
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Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 08:11 AM (GQ8sn)
So what's the Dear Leader shooting on the golf course, now? I figure maybe 10 strokes for 18 holes.
Posted by: pep at September 14, 2011 08:11 AM (GMG6W)
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 08:11 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at September 14, 2011 08:12 AM (uVlA4)
Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 08:13 AM (OlN4e)
I'm tempted to post it, too...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:13 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 08:14 AM (GQ8sn)
FISKER???
http://tinyurl.com/42ko4ba
Posted by: MoJoTee at September 14, 2011 08:14 AM (EBfoe)
Posted by: Sub-Tard at September 14, 2011 08:14 AM (0M3AQ)
Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 08:14 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Spiker at September 14, 2011 08:15 AM (bHfai)
Posted by: Dave at September 14, 2011 08:15 AM (Xm1aB)
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2011 08:15 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 08:15 AM (1hLHC)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:15 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 08:16 AM (0M3AQ)
The refute: No, he's just stupid and has always been this stupid.
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 08:17 AM (5wsU9)
Okay that is fucking hilarious. I think the Magma and Spanish thing were just there for incongruity's sake.
This is Emmanual Goldstein...haha
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2011 08:17 AM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2011 08:17 AM (TXKVh)
Posted by: sonnyspats at September 14, 2011 08:18 AM (I/MzF)
Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)
Oh my God! He's a replicant! It all makes sense now. I wonder what his expiration date is.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at September 14, 2011 08:18 AM (nxptv)
Fact: Obama is not depressed, and therefore should not be called a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. That might lead to confusion about his mental state. However, calling the President a stuttering clusterfuck of failure, would be very acceptable.
Posted by: Attack Watch at September 14, 2011 08:18 AM (EqjbR)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 08:18 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at September 14, 2011 08:19 AM (6IV8T)
Is this the sign they are building the camps. What color is our cockade? Or are you morons and 'ettes just wearing the tops of pudding containers? I want to recognize you in the herd.
Pudding top pasties
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 08:19 AM (0fUOB)
Posted by: EC
You know where to buy beautiful Lace Wigs?!? Tell me more!
Posted by: That bald lady across the hall at September 14, 2011 08:19 AM (TXKVh)
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2011 08:20 AM (mjR67)
All Nexus-6 replicants have a 4 year life span. His Incep date was Jan 2009.
Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 08:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Gun Dick Stroking Nutter at September 14, 2011 08:20 AM (OlN4e)
Ok @attackwatch there's something that's been bugging me for years--can you *really* put lipstick on a pig? Which end is recommended?
Posted by: No Whining at September 14, 2011 08:21 AM (UzjcV)
Posted by: huerfano at September 14, 2011 08:22 AM (kD+se)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 08:23 AM (jx2j9)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 08:23 AM (1hLHC)
hey yeah, that's right, rock can't be both a liquid and a solid!
conclusion: Republicans are liars and haters
Posted by: idiot who relates to magma joke at September 14, 2011 08:23 AM (G/zuv)
because it's scaaaaaaaary! just like us barbaric thugs.
Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 08:23 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Blacksheep at September 14, 2011 08:23 AM (8/DeP)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 08:23 AM (jx2j9)
Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 08:24 AM (0M3AQ)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 08:24 AM (PLvLS)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:24 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Arcadehero at September 14, 2011 08:25 AM (mmHDH)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 08:25 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: ziggy at September 14, 2011 08:25 AM (U9LAy)
Posted by: Jordan at September 14, 2011 08:25 AM (4z6KA)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 08:25 AM (jx2j9)
The entire ad is a goof on libbies. I chalked up the magma joke to be libbie scatter brain thought process, and their ability to make anything into a conspiracy, liquid rock, don't TRUST IT!!!
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 08:25 AM (0q2P7)
herd some1 say BHO's jugears wick 2 much heat frm his brain, wch is y he's stupid. Tld them 2 f-off, he doesn't have jug ears. #attackwatch
If I could get at Twitter right now, I would so post that.
The Tweets I've read here have been as good as Iowahawk. Please tell me Iowahawk has posted some of his own?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 08:26 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:26 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 14, 2011 08:27 AM (JNqU9)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 08:27 AM (tqwMN)
It's gonna be difficult but we will drag the GOP into the 21st century.
It's stuff like this that shows how archaic the GOP is now in its current sorry state.
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 08:28 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 08:28 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (QcFbt)
The entire ad is a goof on libbies. I chalked up the magma joke to be libbie scatter brain thought process, and their ability to make anything into a conspiracy, liquid rock, don't TRUST IT!!!
FIRE CAN'T MELT STEEEEEEL!!!ELEVENTY!!
Posted by: Rosie O'Doughhole at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (0fUOB)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (1hLHC)
Gah! The stupid! It burns!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 12:25 PM (9hSKh)"
I don't know how many are active. There are several. And I wonder if there are also informal snitching lines for trusted folks.
This is what Obama acts like in public, repeatedly calling for people to rat out dissenters. In private, especially with MSM dissent, he must be terrible.
We'll know for sure after Obama loses in 2012 and the press explains how it's Obama, not liberalism, hopefully detailing how he treated the media.
Posted by: Dustin at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (fF625)
Posted by: InsaneClownRetard at September 14, 2011 08:29 AM (QcFbt)
Posted by: AttackWaaaaatch at September 14, 2011 08:30 AM (nj1bB)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:31 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: No Whining at September 14, 2011 08:31 AM (UzjcV)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:32 AM (QxSug)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6fkkowm
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 12:29 PM (1hLHC)
Yeah.
But she could be saying, "Are you going to admit you're a fag?" and watch his response.
Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 08:32 AM (R8aWI)
"There's a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob"
The AttackWatch website's color format is creepy all by itself, with an all-black background and red and white lettering (the red lettering emphasizing "Attack").
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 08:32 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2011 08:32 AM (TMB3S)
Why are people saying that real Unemployment is 16%? #attackwatch
H8Rs claiming Obama ran up as much Debt in 3 years as Bush did in 8 #attackwatch
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:32 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 08:32 AM (tpK0A)
"How many snitching sites does Obama have now with the addition of AttackWatch!?
A cable network consolidated them all - MSNBC.
Oh wait. You said snitching, not bitching.
Posted by: Roy at September 14, 2011 08:33 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 08:33 AM (rBCpR)
The Liquid hot magma thing was a Mike Myers 'Dr. Evil' joke...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 08:33 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Van Jones at September 14, 2011 08:33 AM (TXKVh)
Dear AttackWatch,
I'm deeply troubled by a video I recently saw on a popular online video site. An angry looking woman with bad hair appeared to say something terrible about the American flag at the 9/11 ceremony held in New York City last Sunday. I won't repeat the vile words she said, or dwell on the way she rolled her eyes after voicing such an vile statement, but I couldn't believe someone would say something so vicious on such a solemn day.
And even worse, she said it at an event attended by the President of the United States! He was so close to her that he probably heard what she said! President Obama deserves better!
Sincerely,
Dack Thrombosis, American
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 14, 2011 08:34 AM (AF1jB)
I don't trust that shifty-eyed molten rock.
Posted by: KirkCameronLeftMeBehind at September 14, 2011 08:34 AM (iZ6fL)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:34 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 08:34 AM (rBCpR)
The issue is that I only have one twitter account, and I'm employed by an American subsidiary of a French Company. Conservatism does not exactly run rampant.
Never post on Twitter anything you're not 100% sure you want your boss to read.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:35 AM (8y9MW)
I reported this site this morning. Told them that there was a lot of SCOAMF going on here and that I thought it had something to do with the President.
Heh ! I did almost exactly the same last night but I told them I thought it was something racist. No reply yet.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 14, 2011 08:35 AM (oW269)
Truthfully told, all candidates need sites like this one because there's so little fact-checking done by the media.
Some burnin' irony there.
Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 08:35 AM (PKMlR)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 08:35 AM (rBCpR)
I didn't read all the way through the threads below but, did Waxman really say what Rush said he did?!
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 08:35 AM (LyOUH)
Slublog's gonna be busy for the forseeable future.
Posted by: EC at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (GQ8sn)
Dude,
If you don't understand THIS, you'll NEVER understand why the 'Most Interesting Man in the World' thinks squirrels are untrustworthy.
Posted by: Stream of Conscience at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (fJhBR)
83 I loved this Tweet too:
"There's a new Twitter account making President Obama look like a creepy, authoritarian nutjob"
The AttackWatch website's color format is creepy all by itself, with an all-black background and red and white lettering (the red lettering emphasizing "Attack").
Do you remember the color scheme of the Nazi flag? Just askin.
Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (0M3AQ)
Black red and white? Where have I seen those colors before. Maybe some other authoritarian symbolism?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (0q2P7)
The solution is simple:
Report EVERY criticism of Obama posted on the DemocraticUnderground. If he wants it, give it to him.
Posted by: Catcon at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (LJAdd)
It's worse than even the cartoon depictions of a crazy Bush mastermind.
REPORT ANY UNFAIR ATTACKS ON PRESIDENT BUSH!
The left would have probably taken some exception to this.
Posted by: Dustin at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (fF625)
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (0fUOB)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 08:36 AM (rBCpR)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 08:37 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 14, 2011 08:37 AM (tKFT6)
I hear that after last night's pounding in NY, Team Barry has a new site coming out, Fight the Schmears.
Let me be clear: I support the right of return for the Jewish people. In fact, I wish they would leave New York and return right now.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2011 08:37 AM (AF1jB)
Posted by: MostlyRight at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (ZG8Ti)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (rBCpR)
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (jx2j9)
I think that's the answer:
"AttackBushWatch"
Report everytime Obama or his minions blame Bush. It's old, it's tired, it's wrong.
Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (R8aWI)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (baL2B)
I don't want to have to go to that site.
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (hGTfi)
knew it!1!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2011 12:36 PM (rBCpR)
Not true.... I went and celebrated my Irish Roots!
Posted by: Precedent Barraky O'bombya, Proud Black Irishman at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (NtXW4)
@101: If Rush said Waxman said the Jews hate Obama because they want to keep their money, that's a yes.
Jesus!
Has Waxman completely gone over the edge!
No. That wasn't a question.
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 08:38 AM (LyOUH)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 08:39 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 12:37 PM (tqwMN)
That's why everybody hates Obama! DUH
Posted by: dagny at September 14, 2011 08:39 AM (R8aWI)
Well done, Misfit Politics.
Posted by: DelD at September 14, 2011 08:39 AM (c1NMo)
Posted by: elliot m at September 14, 2011 08:39 AM (zPich)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 08:39 AM (rBCpR)
Given how every time he looks in the mirror he sees a rat, I'm shocked it took this long.
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2011 08:40 AM (5wsU9)
Posted by: Joejm65 at September 14, 2011 08:40 AM (tpK0A)
There's gonna be so much funneh on this I won't even try to keep up. But I bet that site comes down right quick, just like that e-mail address where we were supposed to send "fishy" stories.
Posted by: arhooley at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (PKMlR)
What, and ruin the comedy gold?
No way.
He's just accelerating the death-spiral.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (8y9MW)
I just went to check if 'passthisbill.com' or .org was being used to push Obama's latest scamformercial.
Nope.
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (G/zuv)
Millions of unemployed people make Obama look incompetent. Get their names!
Millions of pissed off people with lots of extra time on their hands is not going to bode well for his campaign.
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (LyOUH)
Expect a "visit" from my "solicitors" RE: copyright infringement.
Posted by: Herman Goring at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (z63Tr)
Dear AttackWatch,
I heard that someone dared use Our Dear leader's middle name. Wouldst thou lanuch a pogrom on his ass?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (6rX0K)
Well done, Misfit Politics.
Posted by: DelD at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (c1NMo)
You know... that would send Barrak right over the edge... if he came up onstage at an event... started his usualy speech... and everyone started laughing...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM (/ZZCn)
I didn't read all the way through the threads below but, did Waxman really say what Rush said he did?!
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 12:35 PM (LyOUH)
Yes. Yes he did.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 08:42 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Van Jones at September 14, 2011 08:42 AM (TXKVh)
I thought they were going to jab me in my money maker!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 12:39 PM (rBCpR)
Talk about target rich environment
Posted by: Red Shirt at September 14, 2011 08:43 AM (FIDMq)
Then someone needs to purchase those domains right quick. And then use them to parody teh One.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:43 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 08:43 AM (rBCpR)
(MSNBC) - Consider: Democrats last night lost special elections in New York and Nevada, and ObamaÂ’s approval rating didnÂ’t help; a new poll shows that 51% of Americans donÂ’t believe his jobs plan will help lower the unemployment rate; and a congressional hearing today is looking into the administrationÂ’s half-billion-dollar loan via the first stimulus to a solar-panel manufacturer, Solyndra, that later went belly up. All of these stories can be explained away via individual context. But taken together, they signal how ObamaÂ’s brand has taken a big hit. A stronger Obama could have helped the Democratic candidates, especially the one in New York; a stronger Obama would be getting a bigger reception for his jobs plan; and a stronger Obama would be able to dismiss the Solyndra story as just a minor irritant.
Comrade Commisar, I'd like to turn in MSNBC for reporting that Comrade Chairman Obama isn't the most wonderfulest, divine being in the history of history
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 08:43 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:43 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:43 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 14, 2011 08:44 AM (rBCpR)
Anyone notice Obama sometimes adopts a Capt. Kirk cadence?
"Tell them to pass this bill..[pause]...right now."
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 08:44 AM (G/zuv)
1. George Soros
2. ALL unions
3. Bill Ayers
4. GM/ Chrysler
5. Mexican Gun Runners
"I saw a story online that said that George Soros, Bill Ayers and numerous Mexican Gun Runners called President Obama a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure that DESPISES union made cars from GM and Chrysler"
Posted by: shibumi at September 14, 2011 08:44 AM (z63Tr)
Jesus!
Has Waxman completely gone over the edge!
No. That wasn't a question.
No it's just what dems do when they lose part of their coalition. They are now part of the demon right. And their are friends to be made and influences to be had by demonizing them. I think Dems are going to start to court Islam as a demographic to really add to the coalition now.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at September 14, 2011 08:44 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: dri at September 14, 2011 08:44 AM (VseJU)
Posted by: joeindc44 at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident
Dear attackwatch: In addition to not voting for Son of Weiner, Chris from NY-9 knows Rebecca Black's stats. That's gotta be worth a flogging.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (326rv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (NtXW4)
And Jews, in general, still won't vote R.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (7DB+a)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (xjzw9)
I hrd people say that BHO picking NCAA brackets was unpresidential. H8ers! #attackwatch
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 08:45 AM (4df7R)
They're way too dumb to govern. Or actually function for that matter.
So we don't get practical experience and necessary results. We get a snitch line.
Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 08:46 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:46 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: AttackWatchCat at September 14, 2011 08:46 AM (xjzw9)
Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 08:46 AM (uw+0A)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 08:46 AM (4df7R)
There is only one Herman Goring. Ignore that other Herman Goring. I will trap all the hobbits on the coast and force them to surrender to my superior air power. There is no need for a ground kinetic action, leave it to the masters of the air.
Posted by: Herman Goring - now CBS News Editor at September 14, 2011 08:47 AM (0M3AQ)
We used to joke about Obama's enemy list.
The man has an enemies list and it's not even a secret list.
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 08:47 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at September 14, 2011 08:48 AM (3E0A5)
As long as the first name on it is Barack Hussein Obama.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:48 AM (8y9MW)
What's a cockade?
What's the spiky rooster hair on the elephant silohutte sp? in Misfit called? That's great.
What's the ATM about?
Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2011 08:49 AM (q4Hg3)
That's not a rumor. It is a confirmed fact that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:49 AM (8y9MW)
Dear AttackWatch is there any way I can post my comments in Austrian?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 08:49 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 08:49 AM (rBCpR)
They tried to deny that last night and this morning, but not even the MFM was buying that one- I'm guessing they dropped it pretty quick. I think the current line of attack is that NY-9 was a crypto-Conservative district all along.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:51 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 08:51 AM (1Jaio)
I was checking out that site last night, when you click on the tab, " Rick Perry's big jobs lie" or whatever it was, you get a graph from Think Progress! Oh..man, they must be in d e e p trouble to get this desperate..
Wheres the pudding?
Posted by: LowSlopingForehead at September 14, 2011 08:51 AM (YQ7o1)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 08:51 AM (o2lIv)
That's an awesome video, too.
BTW, red, black, and white sure are some nice colors for the attack site, whose brilliant idea was that? All that's missing is the Hakenkreuzfahne!
Fun to be had still with hashtag #attackwatch on Twitter should any be interested. You will read them and you will laugh!
Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 14, 2011 08:51 AM (Zgfnd)
Multi sites report BHO sent bust of Churchill back to UK. Big liars; BHO wouldn't hate on an ally like that. #attackwatch
Sites also report BHO gave QEII iPod full of his speeches. Lying liars; BHO not that conceited. #attackwatch
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at September 14, 2011 12:45 PM (xjzw9)
Yes, because no one expects the Attack without Mercy... Muleskinner....
Posted by: Gen. Custer at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (NtXW4)
The Republican National Committee raised $8.17 million last month, surpassing the Democratic National CommitteeÂ’s $5.5 million and registering its best August ever for a nonelection year, according to RNC officials.
Attackwatch, I'd like to report the jack-booted, rampant racism of the RNC as they extorted protection money from thousands of frightened American victims.
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (0fUOB)
See, the voice sounds kinda like Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
And Moltar is made of lava/magma.
And Zorak sometimes makes fun of him (I think?).
Posted by: Jimmuy at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (NBd+O)
Waxman actually let something slip there-
they voted against Obama....
So it was a referendum on Barack.
Interesting to see if the rats start leaving the ship. It's all about keeping their phoney baloney jobs after all. Allegiance to the one only goes so far.
Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (7DB+a)
shibumi,
They'll probably regard that site as a threat against the president.
I was going to register attackwatchwatch .com last night but didn't want media matters sending bitter twenty something idiots out trying to find and destroy whoever it was who registered the site.
Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (uw+0A)
Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 08:52 AM (rBCpR)
Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada! at September 14, 2011 08:53 AM (GBXon)
Posted by: AttackWatch! at September 14, 2011 08:53 AM (xjzw9)
Dear attackwatch,
I heard a terrible rumor last night. It claimed that President Obama was less than brilliant and pawned off cheap gifts from the giftshop on to the PM of Britain and his family. How can we counter such obvious lies?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 08:54 AM (6rX0K)
Yeah, more or less. Once this one fails to gain traction, they start talking about "depressed turn-out" and "discontent."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:54 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Jimmah at September 14, 2011 08:54 AM (F13r2)
Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 08:54 AM (rBCpR)
Posted by: Doc at September 14, 2011 08:54 AM (qodPF)
Dear Attackwatch,
White supremacist KKK Senators Carper, Landrieu and Webb say that there is no way Obama's job bill will pass. Please confiscate their hoods and crosses and impeach them for being the Republican moles that they are.
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 08:54 AM (0fUOB)
I'm on your ceiling, attacking your watch.
Posted by: Clueless
Idiot; you weren't supposed to announce that. Now we have to move the cameras.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 08:55 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2011 08:55 AM (XE2Oo)
Posted by: tasker at September 14, 2011 08:56 AM (rBCpR)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 08:56 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 08:56 AM (1Jaio)
we need p-chops of old WWII posters with Obama
a spin on the "Loose PURPLE Lips Sink Ships" poster
FIFY!
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2011 08:57 AM (0fUOB)
Dear attackwatch,
Someone has been denigrating our Dear leader. They were so mean to him, that they gave him a grade of B+, instead of the grade AAA that he so obviously deserves.
His name? A guy named Barack Hussein Obama.......what?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 08:57 AM (6rX0K)
You didn't save or create shit, jackhole.
#ProveUsWrong
Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 08:57 AM (pLTLS)
attackwatch reponse;
don't worry about it, our economy is great there are no homeless.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 08:58 AM (h+qn8)
Posted by: lu at September 14, 2011 08:58 AM (pLTLS)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls
I heard that they're abandoning 25 year old toddlers by the side of the road!
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 08:58 AM (6rX0K)
I heard that they're abandoning 25 year old toddlers by the side of the road!
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 12:58 PM (6rX0K)
hah
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2011 08:59 AM (h+qn8)
Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in the entire BLS for saying that zero jobs were created in August. This must be a smear because we are in a glorious recovery!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 08:59 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2011 08:59 AM (PLvLS)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 14, 2011 09:00 AM (IpiZb)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 09:00 AM (8y9MW)
I heard that they're abandoning 25 year old toddlers by the side of the road!
They're only in their 78th trimester. They're lucky they weren't aborted.
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 09:00 AM (LyOUH)
Posted by: The Stazi at September 14, 2011 09:00 AM (g86v0)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 09:01 AM (8y9MW)
I never thought this could happen to me, but...
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Funniest comment ever!
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 09:01 AM (jeLTI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 14, 2011 09:01 AM (IpiZb)
Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in the entire BLS for saying that zero jobs were created in August. This must be a smear because we are in a glorious recovery!
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Can we denounce the month of August?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 09:01 AM (6rX0K)
I got on last night. "There's a rumour going around various blogs that Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, True or false?"
It warmed my black heart.
Posted by: Bosk at September 14, 2011 09:01 AM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 09:02 AM (hGTfi)
We also need to submit CERN...
After all, with the Cloud Chamber research being the smoking gun that CO2 is NOT causing Manmade Global Warming...
Then the anti fossil fuels agenda has to reason to exist...
Thus anyone continuing said Policy, IS destroying jobs for political, not environmental, reasons...
So CERN must be prooven wrong... dam scientists...
Posted by: Gen. Custer at September 14, 2011 09:02 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2011 09:02 AM (/ZZCn)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 14, 2011 09:03 AM (bN5ZU)
Posted by: Doc at September 14, 2011 09:03 AM (qodPF)
That reminds me: It's been a while since I pointed out that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
And shouldn't your name have two S's?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 09:03 AM (8y9MW)
I got on last night. "There's a rumour going around various blogs that Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, True or false?"
It warmed my black heart.
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Bosk, consider yourself reported.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 09:03 AM (jeLTI)
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident
That's what you get for being Frank.
We are soooo going to Hell.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 09:03 AM (6rX0K)
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 09:04 AM (hGTfi)
Posted by: Jimmah at September 14, 2011 09:04 AM (F13r2)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 14, 2011 01:03 PM (bN5ZU)
Okay. This is legibly written comment without a lot of snark.
Is someone socking AJ?
*I keed!*
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 09:04 AM (LyOUH)
Posted by: Chris R, NY-9 resident at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (hGTfi)
President Obama to Republicans: YouÂ’re either with me, or youÂ’re against me
Posted by: William Amos at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (HcYmo)
@attackwatch Every article dealing with the unemployment numbers, or just the economy in general, uses the word "unexpected" It's like they assume just because our president is black, he does not know what he's doing.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (oW269)
Posted by: Clueless at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (LyOUH)
Posted by: Fritz
Oh please. That kind of nonsense benefits no one, except Obama.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (dZ756)
Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in everyone who claims to be unemployed. We know that they are part of plot by the Koch Brothers to smear the president who has saved or created 30 gazillion jobs and that everyone is gainfully employed including the evil rich who will be taken care of later
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (1Jaio)
Really, it doesn't take much snark.
As I say when people around me tell me not to make fun of them...
"I don't make the fun. I just point it out."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 09:05 AM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 14, 2011 09:06 AM (1hLHC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 09:06 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: No, really at September 14, 2011 09:06 AM (Xv7f/)
Yes Comrades . . . . there IS an app for that!!
Download our new Apple Program....... iSnitch...... absolutely free (you just pay shipping and processing)
But wait there's more.....
If you call the Whitehouse switchboard in the next thirty minutes.... you get enrolled as a charter member in our new commission program..... Snitches get Riches, just for being a valued Progressive customer.
Posted by: Vince the Sham Mao Guy at September 14, 2011 09:06 AM (C8hzL)
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 09:06 AM (o2lIv)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 09:07 AM (jeLTI)
Wait. I thought we weren't allowed to say that.
Someone should reply back: Well, Mr. President, as we're "with" the American People, I guess that makes us "against" you.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 14, 2011 09:08 AM (8y9MW)
Dear AttackWatch,
I'd like to turn in everyone who has ever reported on or taken a picture of the president golfing or on vacation. We know that he works day and night and has never once taken a break from trying to clean up the mess left to him by the EVIL Bush
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 09:08 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: maloderous at September 14, 2011 09:08 AM (+1iBX)
My lip reader cousin watched that vid of her mumbling to the JEF at the flag ceremony, and she was saying to him, "You are a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure."
And watch it for his reply, "Mmmm hmmm."
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 14, 2011 09:09 AM (4sQwu)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba
Is it possible to laud and denounce someone simultaneously? If so, this one qualifies. Well played sir.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 09:09 AM (6rX0K)
Is Moody's analyst Mark Zandi a fool or is he in the satchel for Obama?
He says Pass This Bill will add 1.9M jobs, reduce the UE rate by a point, and "grow" the economy by 2%.
Riiiiigght.
Posted by: soothsayer at September 14, 2011 09:09 AM (G/zuv)
Posted by: No, really at September 14, 2011 01:06 PM (Xv7f/)
When I punched that in... I really expected to get Rick Rolled.... /smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (NtXW4)
Starts with an "N" if my observations of rap music hold true.
Posted by: maloderous at September 14, 2011 01:08 PM (+1iBX)
If my translation is correct based on Maxine Waters' crowd, it's "mmm-hmmm that's right!"
Posted by: yinzer at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (/Mla1)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (WUWb9)
The racist homophobes plan to hold an election in November 2012 to remove you from the White? House.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (OhYCU)
I heard rumors that Barack Obama may be clinically depressed and, as one Republican Presidential Candidate alluded to, just might attempt to pull a Kurt Cobain.
As in become grossly orverrated, especially by young people who don't know any better because they avoid reasoned thinking, choosing instead to believe any random douche who writes for Rolling Stone magazine?
Posted by: FireHorse at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (F5OMl)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (ycuSb)
Posted by: Nickie Goomba
Is it possible to laud and denounce someone simultaneously? If so, this one qualifies. Well played sir.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 01:09 PM (6rX0K)
Jewish Mother thing???
(OK, I denounce myself).
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2011 09:10 AM (NtXW4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 09:12 AM (ycuSb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (WUWb9)
eadline Nov 7, 2012" "Ace Slams Door on Dick"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at September 14, 2011 09:12 AM (WUWb9)
Posted by: AttackWatch at September 14, 2011 01:10 PM (Zs83Q)
Yeah... knock it off.... I gotta make a livin ya know...
Posted by: Shecky Rimshot at September 14, 2011 09:12 AM (NtXW4)
attack watch.....i'd like to report the president for his part in the fast and furious operation and for misappropriating the stimulus money to solyndra when he had been aware that there financials wouldn't allow them to qualify for the $500 million dollar loan
i'd also like to report the president for eating cheese burgers, fries and drinking milk shakes..........
i'd also like to report the president for looking so unpresidential riding the womyn's bike while wearing mom jeans during his vacation.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work s.o.b. barbarian tea party terrorist at September 14, 2011 09:14 AM (IpiZb)
Not to nit pick but it was red black and gold, otherwise, knock yourselves out with the comparison because it is so fucking obvious. No wonder the Jews in NY-9 voted for the goy instead of one of their own. Who in their right mind would want a "kapo" in their midst
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 14, 2011 09:14 AM (H/MnC)
_________________
C'mon kids. Obama's jeans are below the belt.
Posted by: Nickie Goomba at September 14, 2011 09:15 AM (jeLTI)
Well, Jesus did said this to Peter - "if you love me, feed my lambs"..
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2011 09:16 AM (9hSKh)
Posted by: JDW at September 14, 2011 09:17 AM (uw+0A)
Dear AttackWatch,
There are videos of the president throwing a baseball like a girl. A totally unathletic girl. Obviously these videos of our Cy Young of a president are a work of Fox News. I'd like to turn in Fox News, all the videos and the game of baseball
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2011 09:18 AM (1Jaio)
If President Bush had done this, whoa. Preznit Jugears? No problem.
I have to give conservatives credit for this: they respond with Nazi-like regimes with a sense of humor and laugh in their faces. This administration are collectively the biggest gardasil adverse reactions I have ever seen. Clueless.
The liberal Dems reaction to smears? Self-defecate.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 09:18 AM (baL2B)
Heh.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2011 09:19 AM (ycuSb)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 09:21 AM (baL2B)
The video
Posted by: Miss80sBaby at September 14, 2011 09:23 AM (o2lIv)
Dear Attackwatch,
I'm sure you'll appreciate the irony, with your name and all, but my supply of "business tools" was suddenly and cruelly cut off. Who can i report this injustice to?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 09:24 AM (326rv)
"Attack" is what partisans call "criticism."
Fun game: Note how often MFM label GOP criticism as "attacks" and Dem criticism as "criticism."
Posted by: CJ at September 14, 2011 09:25 AM (9KqcB)
Did Rush just say Obama just told an audience in NC today that if they loved him, they had to help him get this bill passed?? If that's true....lawdy.
Dear moronettes,
If you loved me, you would help me.............
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2011 09:25 AM (326rv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at September 14, 2011 09:39 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2011 09:42 AM (tqwMN)
Posted by: Aruges at September 14, 2011 09:56 AM (MDchW)
In case anyone wants to help them out even more, you can volunteer to work on the attackwatch.com website here ->
Posted by: RichRif at September 14, 2011 09:59 AM (DomoK)
Rumor: President Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure
Fact: President Obama does not stutter and has never stuttered. However, a few times his teleprompter failed to scroll at the proper speed.
Posted by: Attack Watch at September 14, 2011 10:09 AM (A3zgF)
Snipped from a NYT article. Where oh where have I seen this poster's name before? LMAO..
bigin snip:
A Twitter user describing himself as “Dave in Texas” asked the organizers of AttackWatch: “How many people work there, and are those created jobs or just saved?
Posted by: skeeterbait at September 14, 2011 10:20 AM (hTkK/)
It's almost like they don't know what they're doing.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2011 10:48 AM (bxiXv)
"Yeah, because red on black is one of nature's signs that the animal is... cuddly. It's almost like they don't know what they're doing."
Either that or they're leaving a warning ... nah, they're not that honorable.
Posted by: rabidfox at September 14, 2011 12:12 PM (gaGdo)
Posted by: Bill doesn't really have a clever nickname. at September 14, 2011 04:43 PM (Ervge)
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