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February 03, 2011

Backyard Gang Fight Gets Ugly
— Ace

Thanks to Monty.

Posted by: Ace at 12:37 PM | Comments (38)
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1 Obama sucks!

Posted by: soothsayer doing his part to smear Obama at February 03, 2011 12:38 PM (uFokq)

2 Put plastic wastebaskets or loaves of bread on those dudes' heads, and I'd think this was the latest Al-Jism video from Cairo.

Posted by: MrScribbler©, yelling "Free Nickless!!eleventy!!" at February 03, 2011 12:40 PM (Ulu3i)

3 good sound effects

Posted by: soothsayer doing his part to smear Obama at February 03, 2011 12:41 PM (uFokq)

4 That was good. The big guy had it coming. And the support players were excellent, too.

Posted by: moi at February 03, 2011 12:44 PM (Ez4Ql)

5 I remember when a lightsaber was like the greatest movie effect I'd ever seen. Now? People can 'make' them with a flip camera and a home computer.

Lessons learned? Technology is awesome and I'm old.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 03, 2011 12:45 PM (HicGG)

6 Don't light sabers have dead-man switches? The one the guy dropped was still "on", and should've cut through his leg and begun an eventful journey to China.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 03, 2011 12:46 PM (3YYhR)

7 If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a light saber -- or high speed rail.

Posted by: Paraphrazin the Prez at February 03, 2011 12:47 PM (YZISw)

8 I just can't work up the enthusiasm today to give a shit.

Posted by: mpfs at February 03, 2011 12:47 PM (iYbLN)

9 I love it how the one guy keeps poking him.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2011 12:47 PM (45DBC)

10 it woulda been funnier if they started fighting like Capt Kirk... with an elbow strike to the gut combined with a double-handed strike to the back, and ridiculous throws

Posted by: soothsayer doing his part to smear Obama at February 03, 2011 12:48 PM (uFokq)

11 High-speed light ~~rail~~ saber!

Posted by: joncelli at February 03, 2011 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

12 Kinda reminds me of Star Wars. Only with better dialogue.

Posted by: Dan Collins at February 03, 2011 12:48 PM (rSb5d)

Ha! Ha! In this remake of "West Side Galaxy Story

When you're a Jedi,
You're a Jedi all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're a Jedi,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,
You're well protected!

Then you are set
With a capital J,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a Jedi
You stay a Jedi,

Posted by: runningrn at February 03, 2011 12:49 PM (ihSHD)

14 Dan Collins, you're stealing my mind thoughts!

Posted by: runningrn at February 03, 2011 12:49 PM (ihSHD)

15 Poking - not allowed. Funny how every light saber battle pits light sabers of different colors.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 03, 2011 12:50 PM (u2n5+)

16 Shit just got real.

Posted by: DelD at February 03, 2011 12:50 PM (o6aOV)

17 Kirk used that lame move a dozen times. He'd sucker the guy with an elbow to the gut, the guy would double-over in pain, and then Kirk would finish him with a double-fisted strike to the back...which wouldn't hurt at all in real life.

Posted by: soothsayer doing his part to smear Obama at February 03, 2011 12:50 PM (uFokq)

Once again proving Monty is truly AOS's number one Renaissance Man.

Thanks for that. Pretty amusing. Random works well today.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 03, 2011 12:50 PM (A0VTZ)

What we know is that the White guy acted stupidly...

Hey, anyone up for a Beer Summit? I hear the Mos Eiseley Cantina is open!

Posted by: Barry Obumbles at February 03, 2011 12:51 PM (ihSHD)

20 I will be introducing a bill to stop the senseless violence caused by the proliferation of assault light sabers. Too many of our children are cut down in their prime by these weapons, whose only purpose is to maim and kill.

Posted by: Charles Schumer at February 03, 2011 12:52 PM (QyeW7)

21 My sabers are tongue baths of love for Obi-Won!

Posted by: Ellie Light at February 03, 2011 12:54 PM (HmCnI)

22 How come this never happens at Moron MeetUps? I'd love to see Slublog fight DaveInTexas. What morons would you like to see go mano a mano or saber a saber?

Posted by: moi at February 03, 2011 12:54 PM (Ez4Ql)

23 Anyone know the menu for the White House Superbowl party with J-Lo? Just curious what my kids are paying for.

Posted by: USA at February 03, 2011 12:55 PM (YZISw)

What morons would you like to see go mano a mano or saber a saber?

Ugg Boots Vs. Lace wigs.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at February 03, 2011 12:57 PM (A0VTZ)

25 GE plant exempt from epa regulations. They bribed Odumbass heavily last election.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 03, 2011 12:57 PM (SJ6/3)

26 Kayinmaine vs. Kelly and her friends - topless!

Posted by: moi at February 03, 2011 12:58 PM (Ez4Ql)

27 15
Funny how every light saber battle pits light sabers of different colors.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 03, 2011 04:50 PM (u2n5+)

Should both antagonists have light sabers of the same color, Jedi protocol requires that they sheath said weapons and proceed directly to slap-fighting.

The historical record is replete with the horrors that followed after the Jedi lost face due to the hilarious lameness of their bitch-slapping fighting techniques.

Posted by: Ellie Light at February 03, 2011 12:59 PM (HmCnI)

28 Bah.... neither one of em knew a dam thing about fightin... with either fists, or blades...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 03, 2011 12:59 PM (AdK6a)

29 When's the next installment, Return of the Tupac, coming out?

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2011 01:01 PM (GwPRU)

30 Remember, "Tupac" spelled backwards is "caput"

Posted by: Serutan at February 03, 2011 01:02 PM (HmCnI)

31 "Tupac" spelled backwards is "caput"

As in Serpens Caput? I've been looking all over for that thing.

Posted by: Ophiuchus at February 03, 2011 01:06 PM (Cx+JJ)

32 I miss the good old days, when those cats were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening. But they fought with expert timing. (Heavy Sigh!)

Posted by: David Carradine at February 03, 2011 01:07 PM (ihSHD)

33 27 Kayinmaine vs. Kelly and her friends - topless!

Posted by: moi at February 03, 2011 04:58 PM (Ez4Ql)

My eyes!

Posted by: Apostrophe, Clouder of Minds at February 03, 2011 01:13 PM (fWdId)

34 Some planet or something is outta whack because this just came up on AOL'S welcome screen:

Why We Still Love The Gipper

Reagan left the world safer, the nation
more prosperous and 30 years later,
Americans still see themselves in him.

Celebrating 100 years
---------------------------------------------------

They have a link to his speeches and a link to sites that honor his legacy.

Of course, they through in this, "Son: Dad wouldn't agree with GOP'

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2011 01:22 PM (VuLos)

35 Ooops wrong thread.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2011 01:23 PM (VuLos)

36 The MFM getting an ass whooping in Egypt!! http://tinyurl.com/4s8hdmc

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 03, 2011 03:16 PM (oNphh)

37 Nice to see the MFM finding out what "uncivil" really means. And it totally beats that fool Eric Fuller and his necklaces.

Posted by: hillbillygirl at February 03, 2011 05:54 PM (c66df)

38 altın Ã§ilek - fx15 - leke kremi - yudali - maurers - ozon yağı

Posted by: shawn at February 09, 2011 11:33 AM (wjTOH)

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