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June 20, 2011

Barack Obama, Genius
— Ace

Pretty decent video contrasting what the media says about Sarah Palin, compared to Obama's actual gaffes.

No 57 states here, oddly.

A couple of these are pretty ticky-tack, but that's okay, I guess. What's less okay is the insistence by this video that Obama says "All Timers" when, having heard it three times myself, he clearly correctly says "Alzheimer's." Coming right at the beginning of this documentation of the Human Highlight Reel, that's going to cause a lot of people to stop watching.

But they shouldn't. Apart from that one and some ticky-tack cases of being tongue-tied, this video does demonstrate that Even A God Can Say Dumb Shit.

Posted by: Ace at 04:32 PM | Comments (72)
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1 I sent that video to everyone I know today. Damn, there's some good stuff there (HELLO, RNC, ya goofs). My personal favorite is around 5:50 when he says "corpseman".....twice.

I'd think it was hilarious, except he's my son's CiC. Stupid fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 04:34 PM (UOM48)

2 Thought you were taking the rest of the night off ace!

Speaking of video.....

Posted by: NC Ref at June 20, 2011 04:35 PM (su1OU)

3 Shouldn't this headline be Barack Obama, SuperGenius?

Posted by: Cherry π the unbanned at June 20, 2011 04:38 PM (OhYCU)

4 Can't watch videos at work. Do they the Budweiser "Real Men of Genius" song playing in the background? They should.

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2011 04:38 PM (SwkdU)

5 OT/

I was just buying some coffee from Burundi and noticed that one of the farm girls in the pic is wearing an Obama shirt...

http://tinyurl.com/3cjboza

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Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2011 04:38 PM (bAySe)

6 Cenk Uygur? Really? That guy was out of his depth on YouTube.

Posted by: nickless at June 20, 2011 04:40 PM (MMC8r)

7 So,by "knocking off",you really did mean "rub one out"?

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2011 04:40 PM (FlgcF)

8 >.......this video does demonstrate that Even A God Can Say Dumb Shit.

You should read the Koran.

Posted by: Mohammad at June 20, 2011 04:40 PM (1fB+3)

9 I had a conversation with a male lib friend of many years a week ago. I love the guy like a brother, and we try not to ever bring up politics, but he told me he's "disappointed" in Barry because he's "brilliant."

My husband wanted me to ask him how Barry is so brilliant, but I value the guy's friendship too much.

Plus, he's funemployed under Dear Leader.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 04:41 PM (UOM48)

10 You know, I'm generally prepared to give people a pass on saying stupid things. It's part of human nature to get a little tongue tied periodically and for the mouth to work faster than the brain. I think it's wrong to take such moments and spin a narrative that the speaker is stupid.

And the day that the Left and the MFM acknowledges this and applies it to conservatives, I'll agree to never show videos like this to anyone.

Posted by: Kensington at June 20, 2011 04:42 PM (uaEZS)

11 9 He's brilliant because they tell us so!!!

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2011 04:43 PM (FlgcF)

Cenk Uygur... total retard.

FAIL!

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 20, 2011 04:44 PM (C2//T)

13 Go The Fuck To Sleep.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 20, 2011 04:44 PM (veE/G)

14 "Corpseman"

"Austrian language"

"57 states"

"Cinco de Quatro"

Those are my faves from Presidunce Brilliant so far.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 04:45 PM (UOM48)

15 I had a conversation with a male lib friend of many years a week ago. I love the guy like a brother, and we try not to ever bring up politics, but he told me he's "disappointed" in Barry because he's "brilliant." My husband wanted me to ask him how Barry is so brilliant, but I value the guy's friendship too much. Plus, he's funemployed under Dear Leader. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 08:41 PM (UOM4 First, I don't see why you'd want to be his friend. I know what Democrats are like, and he's only in it to seduce you and wreck your marriage. He probably isn't even doing it for the sex. He most likely wants to brag to his fellow low-lifes that he stole a Republican's wife away. Second, he's unemployed by choice. Democrats don't work.

Posted by: Ken at June 20, 2011 04:46 PM (JYADs)

16 RE-stocked on Valu-Rite Ace?

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 20, 2011 04:47 PM (ZUWaD)

17 I also like how it showcases what a piece of filth the petite Bill Maher is.

Posted by: stace at June 20, 2011 04:47 PM (lYlx9)

18 Leftist worldview:

Sarah Palin = 'tard

Joe Biden = Teh Smart

Posted by: nickless at June 20, 2011 04:48 PM (MMC8r)

19
First, I don't see why you'd want to be his friend. I know what Democrats are like, and he's only in it to seduce you and wreck your marriage. He probably isn't even doing it for the sex. He most likely wants to brag to his fellow low-lifes that he stole a Republican's wife away.

Second, he's unemployed by choice. Democrats don't work.

Posted by: Ken at June 20, 2011 08:46 PM (JYADs)

I've known him longer than my husband and we've never had sex. The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 04:49 PM (UOM48)

20 ... uhhh, Ace or Cob Loggers feel free to edit/delete my #13 if it violates any rules..

I was quoting the famous Book title........

Apologies offered, if needed.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 20, 2011 04:49 PM (veE/G)

21 It's part of human nature to get a little tongue tied periodically and for the mouth to work faster than the brain. I think it's wrong to take such moments and spin a narrative that the speaker is stupid.

Stumbling over words once or twice, OK. Confusing the capital city of a foreign nation with the Midwestern state that jump-started your campaign? Not OK.

I don't know if he's stupid, or just too arrogant/lazy/douchebag to give a shit about accuracy. When's the last time he gave a speech that was anything but strawmen, ad hominem attacks, and lies, anyway?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 20, 2011 04:49 PM (0vDuM)

Republicans are always idiots.

George W. Bush was a idiot

George Bush the elder was a wuss

Reagan was an amiable dunce

Ford was an idiot who had been hit in the head to many times.

etc etc etc. To the media, all republicans are stupid, you have to be dumb to have those kinds of ideas.

Posted by: Ben at June 20, 2011 04:50 PM (DKV43)

I've known him longer than my husband and we've never had sex. The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 08:49 PM (UOM4

It's "Ken." Ignore it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2011 04:51 PM (bxiXv)

I've known him longer than my husband and we've never had sex. The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 08:49 PM (UOM4

Ken has an odd worldview.

Posted by: nickless at June 20, 2011 04:51 PM (MMC8r)

25 Re: "All timers," yes, it was wrong, and even if it was right it would be weak and unprovable.

But what this *really* highlights is that we police our own. Everyone makes mistakes, but the right points it out when the right does it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2011 04:52 PM (bxiXv)

26 I hate how he says divisive with a short i. Petty, I know, but still it irks me.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 20, 2011 04:52 PM (MZSfb)

27 Ken has an odd worldview.

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

I have an "odd worldview". Ken's worldview is way out there in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 20, 2011 04:53 PM (c0A3e)

28 >>I've known him longer than my husband and we've never had sex. The hell?

He's just biding his time.

Posted by: Mohammad at June 20, 2011 04:53 PM (1fB+3)

29 26 I hate how he says divisive with a short i. Petty, I know, but still it irks me.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 20, 2011 08:52 PM (MZSfb)

I hate how he's a marxist saboteur and a traitor (giving defense information, including that of allies, to adversaries).

I guess we're just a bunch of nit-pickers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2011 04:54 PM (bxiXv)

30 Corpseman.

From the CiC. My husband has lib family members who don't believe he ever uttered that word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 04:54 PM (UOM48)

31 Barry in the baseball cap. And throwing out the first pitch...badly....in mom jeans....will never get old.

And Barry and the umbrella versus the garden gate....bonus: pissed off Michelle glaring over her shoulder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 04:56 PM (UOM48)

32 From the CiC. My husband has lib family members who don't believe he ever uttered that word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 08:54 PM (UOM4

"Me or your lyin' ears" as a political philosophy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 20, 2011 04:56 PM (bxiXv)

33 Any of you mention me, I'm shutting down the internet.

Posted by: sentient ATM at June 20, 2011 04:57 PM (SwkdU)

34
Apart from that one and some ticky-tack cases of being tongue-tied, suddenly teleprompterless

FIFY

Posted by: Teleprompter in Chief at June 20, 2011 04:58 PM (gppu7)

35 _{Barry in the baseball cap. And throwing out the first pitch...badly....in mom jeans....will never get old.}

It made me proud to watch W throw out the first pitch in Houston last fall.

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2011 04:59 PM (SwkdU)

36 Our local talk station was playing clips of Barry's 'shovel ready' mantra, over and over and over for the last two years and capped it off with the 'we don't know what 'shovel-ready' means' he spouted recently. That's an even bigger indictment than stupid sound bites-- he's a bumbling idiot on policy, too, and he isn't qualified for the job.

Posted by: nickless at June 20, 2011 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

37 Good Night and Fuck you San Diego

Posted by: Prezinent Teleprompter at June 20, 2011 05:00 PM (ZUWaD)

I still remember Obama ridiculing Alan Keyes, then laughing off exactly what Keyes attacked Obama for, because it was true.

Â“Now keep in mind that weÂ’ve been in this fight, Pam and I, back in Illinois when I was the chairman of the Health Care Committee, helped to push through legislation. And I remember Alan Keyes, I ran against Alan Keyes [laughter] I donÂ’t know if you guys remember Alan Keyes. But I remember him using this in a, his campaign against me saying, [mimicking Alan Keyes] Â“Barack Obama supports teaching sex education to kindergartners.Â” [Laughter] And, which I didnÂ’t know what to tell him.

But itÂ’s the right thing to do, you know, to provide age-appropriate sex education, science-based sex education in the schools.Â”

From Sweetness and Light, the actual text of the bill:

(a) No pupil shall be required to take or participate in any class or course in comprehensive sex education if the pupilÂ’s his parent or guardian submits written objection thereto, and refusal to take or participate in such course or program shall not be reason for suspension or expulsion of such pupil. Each class or course in comprehensive sex education offered in any of grades K 6 through 12 shall include instruction on the prevention of sexually transmitted infections, including the prevention, transmission and spread of HIV AIDS.

Posted by: fortcww at June 20, 2011 05:01 PM (D0pbo)

39 Sounded like "alts-eimers" to me.

Posted by: rickinstl at June 20, 2011 05:01 PM (Nu8SC)

40 I hear Barky speaks Austrian and Mexican fluently.

And have you heard his pronunciation of Puerto Rico? Brilliant!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM48)

41 My husband has lib family members who don't believe he ever uttered that word.

YouTube too complicated for them?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at June 20, 2011 05:07 PM (fuw6p)

42 I dunno, Ace, sounds to me like he says "Einz-Imers". When I first saw the vid this morning I replayed it a lot because I didn't think it sounded like "All Timers" either. But it still doesn't sound like he says Alzheimers.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 20, 2011 05:11 PM (Xn0WL)

43 13 Go The Fuck To Sleep.

Beautiful poetry, this was. All should learn from it! Link?

Posted by: Yoda Ref at June 20, 2011 05:12 PM (su1OU)

44 When I first heard "Cinco de Quatro", when it first happened, I thought it was like a typical "I'm a dumb gringo!" joke that white people like to tell sometimes. Then I watched it a couple of times and saw his face and realized, oh, no, he thinks he's saying 4th of May.

Posted by: mrmmosh at June 20, 2011 05:14 PM (Xn0WL)

45 Thank you, Mr. Pinko (of iOwnTheWorld.com), for this great video!

Posted by: MaryfromMarin at June 20, 2011 05:15 PM (XsXpG)

46 Ken has an odd worldview.

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

I have an "odd worldview". Ken's worldview is way out there in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at June 20, 2011 08:53 PM (c0A3e)

Ken wanders around outside pantless, eating grass and muttering to himself. Mind you, thats what you do, but you at least weigh under 300 pounds.

Posted by: CAC at June 20, 2011 05:18 PM (z3U5n)

47 Thanks to Mr. Pinko for this vid. Ace, you should be so famous.

Posted by: Corona at June 20, 2011 05:21 PM (fh2Y7)

48 47 If ace gets famous he'll become a douche.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2011 05:24 PM (FlgcF)

49 Beautiful poetry, this was. All should learn from it! Link?
Posted by: Yoda Ref at June 20, 2011 09:12 PM (su1OU)

Link to the story of the Story.

Everyone should buy a copy. Instant Classic.

Posted by: TXMarko at June 20, 2011 05:26 PM (veE/G)

50 49 Beautiful poetry, this was. All should learn from it! Link? Posted by: Yoda Ref at June 20, 2011 09:12 PM (su1OU) Link to the story of the Story. Everyone should buy a copy. Instant Classic. Been nights where I could have used that book for my two kids.. ("Daddy, I can't sleep", "Get back to bed NOW! This is the fifth time you've been up!")

Posted by: Dave C at June 20, 2011 05:29 PM (x9YN5)

51 I like AoSHQ, you get HA stuff only a few hours later.

How do they do it?

Posted by: Sweede at June 20, 2011 05:32 PM (Y8vpd)

52 Corpseman. From the CiC. My husband has lib family members who don't believe he ever uttered that word. I am inclined to believe he pronounced it that way on purpose.. He was talking about the Army Corps of Engineers and he said 'Corps' the correct way.. I thought he was saying it as 'corpse' out of spite for the military..

Posted by: Dave C at June 20, 2011 05:34 PM (x9YN5)

53 Did he stick the divot in his pocket in the golf clip? What was he thinking?

Posted by: Xander Crews at June 20, 2011 05:35 PM (k9vCb)

54 I like AoSHQ, you get HA stuff only a few hours later.

How do they do it?

Posted by: Sweede at June 20, 2011 09:32 PM (Y8vpd)

That's how long it takes to filter out all the annoying shit.

Posted by: ErikW at June 20, 2011 05:36 PM (aBXWt)

55 Not sure if that was the Divot or his cell phone from his belt...

Whatever it was, he was trying so hard to be smooove....

Posted by: TXMarko at June 20, 2011 05:37 PM (veE/G)

56 For 8 years we had to hear and read about that buffoon GWB. Now that we have a CIC with a D after his name who can barely string 3 coherent words together, nobody on the left or in the LSM (BIRM) will admit that he is in fact, a pea brain and a huge embarrassment to our country.

I've sent this video to a few people who I know will appreciate the hell out of it.

Posted by: Theresa D. at June 20, 2011 05:37 PM (zviG6)

57 The whole notion that Sarah Palin is teh stoopid and Barry is an ultra mega genius is thanks to the Selectively Editing Media. If you're only going to play gaffes of Republicans, repeat them ad nauseum, including the entertainment media and even create gaffes (see Russia from my house, 1773) you will get a picture of a fool. But if you're always glossing over a Democrat's faults, you'll get that opposite image. We could go on and on but somehow GHWB getting sick was some sort of scandal (apparently something one can control) but screwing up a simple toast is a nonevent. And let's not forget Obama's imitation of a drinking bird with all the bowing.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 20, 2011 05:46 PM (73tyQ)

58 Sweede: "I like AoSHQ, you get HA stuff only a few hours later..."

Lindsey Graham shushes everyone. Jon Stewart fondles his clown nose. Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of an embarrassing failure. The scorpion stings the frog. The Other McCain link whores. AoS "borrows" from Hot Air.

It's what they do. It's how you know the world is right.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 20, 2011 06:15 PM (1yViP)

59 In spite of Mr BoTingles assertion that there's a 160 IQ between those jug ears, most reports say 129. Hard to say since his IQ score and college transcripts are locked up in Area 51.

Stipulating to 129, that makes you a super genius

Chimpy McHitlerburton's IQ is most commonly reported as 127

I guess 128 is the galactic barrier between genius and imbecility

Posted by: kbdabear at June 20, 2011 06:23 PM (so1xa)

60 Thank you for posting!

The "All-Timers" was a softball tease for Libs to keep watching.

Mr. Pinko

Posted by: Mr. Pinko at June 20, 2011 06:25 PM (Ay3Uc)

61 Republicans are always idiots.

Not so- alternatively, they can be eeeeeeeVille.

I give you Cheney, Nixon, Lee Atwater, Karl Rove, Rumsfeld, etc.

So there's a choice, you see... either bumbling dunce or scheming eville doer.

Ann Coulter discussed this in one of her books a few years ago, and the dumbocrats haven't strayed from this strategery from then to now.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at June 20, 2011 06:44 PM (XyjRQ)

62 Great post,I will read your post time to time.thank you!

Posted by: Jersey at June 20, 2011 07:55 PM (14Ahw)

63 I'm not watching a 9 minute video unless someone can assure me there is dick in it.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 20, 2011 08:01 PM (FYwGn)

64 I'm not watching a 9 minute video unless someone can assure me there is dick in it.

He's the one with the umbrella.

Posted by: toby928™ at June 20, 2011 08:33 PM (GTbGH)

65 >>>>>my dear friends,we ought to be smile to every thing in life,no matter the good or bad. Holy shit, we're being spammed by John McCain

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67 You might want to mention that Mr. Pinko at iOwntheworld.com is the producer of this fine video.

Credit where credit is due?

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69 You might also like this one.

This new film, "If: Crisis Management", has a similar message (Palin good, Obama not so good, dark humor) delivered in a more subtle way, at least at first:

preview. tinyurl.com/ 3pe6pz6

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70 The above link will need two spaces removed.

Posted by: PoetryMP at June 21, 2011 01:20 AM (1w4cn)

71 And it's been 2008 for the last 3 years.

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