November 23, 2012
— Ace Because DrewM.'s gotta rest.
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I know, huh? I've been wondering for years now (particularly the last 4 or 5), why exactly it is not raaaaacist for the one day of the year associated with bad behavior and cheap-ass-ness to be referred to that way.
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 11:23 AM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 23, 2012 11:23 AM (pUqSw)
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 11:25 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 11:25 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Joy Behar at November 23, 2012 03:17 PM (6JMZR)
That's right bitch, you still got the jungle fever?
http://tinyurl.com/8xon3zg
Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 11:25 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 11:29 AM (bWwMZ)
Posted by: Joy Behar at November 23, 2012 11:29 AM (6JMZR)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 11:29 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 11:30 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:31 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 11:32 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:32 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at November 23, 2012 11:32 AM (eHwT1)
Posted by: kawfytawk at November 23, 2012 11:33 AM (JWLqy)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 11:33 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Al at November 23, 2012 11:33 AM (V70Uh)
Shouldn't that be Friday of color.
btw
How come theirs no brown, yellow, lgbt, midget, native American, handicapped special days of the week.
I'm profusely sorry if I left any victim groups out.
Posted by: Some Self righteous Mealy Mouth Whiner at November 23, 2012 11:34 AM (1PE/J)
Not what I was looking for, but, now that you mention it, was it any good?
Posted by: angler at November 23, 2012 11:34 AM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:35 AM (I2LwF)
Uhhh...the Wal-Marts I've been to in Eastern MA ain't got no damn "hot customers," Truman.
Sometimes I think every babe in this freekin' state is strictly utility-grade.
Maybe they're better in Bah-stahn?
Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 23, 2012 11:36 AM (yKUrR)
How's the Walmart walk off going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 03:28 PM (gVYZk)
Reds always talk about "the people," by which they mean their maladorous comrades with scabies. But if they really want to see "the people," they need to go to Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2012 11:37 AM (4u2LN)
Plus today is when people are dumber than ever at stores, and I really hate people, so I don't go.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 11:38 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 11:38 AM (jE38p)
Posted by: Black Crayola® at November 23, 2012 11:39 AM (Kr7+h)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 11:39 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:39 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 11:40 AM (gVYZk)
You need to spend more time at the colleges. I mean, maybe there are some good ones there, not that I would know.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 23, 2012 11:40 AM (6JMZR)
What's wrong with that? Plenty of open land in Provence that France could donate.
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 11:42 AM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Fritz, embracing the cultural decay at November 23, 2012 11:42 AM (d8K+M)
You need to spend more time at the colleges. I mean, maybe there are some good ones there, not that I would know.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at November 23, 2012 03:40 PM (6JMZR)
Not always the case. Hollins University is near here, it's a wimmenz college, and it is VERY dyke friendly. Dated a girl from there back in the day, and she said most were "Lesbians until graduation", and really were militant about it.
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 11:42 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 23, 2012 03:37 PM (4u2LN)
Kinda makes sense why their called reds.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 23, 2012 11:42 AM (1PE/J)
I haven't stepped one foot outside the house today. Even to check yesterday's mail delivery. Plus, there's still leftover pie. I don't want it to spoil.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 11:43 AM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 03:39 PM
Had to Google that. I sure as hell haven't seen any wimminz what look like that here.
If you lived in Haverhill or Essex County, you'd hit Elizabeth Warren. It's that bad.
Posted by: MrScribbler, banned at TepidAir at November 23, 2012 11:43 AM (yKUrR)
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 11:45 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Galadriel at November 23, 2012 11:46 AM (xG0vx)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 11:46 AM (I2LwF)
Posted by: kawfytawk at November 23, 2012 03:33 PM (JWLqy)
Oh, that's funny! The only walmart in LA is not a place I dare go. In fact, the Yelp reviews on it are some of the funniest shit I've ever read on the internet.
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 11:46 AM (kpCLl)
My morning wood this morning lasted 3 hours and 59 minutes.
Should I be concerned?
No, but another two minutes and something, or other.
So I hear tell.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 11:47 AM (lOmbq)
Posted by: Wendy's Ginger at November 23, 2012 11:47 AM (wwsoB)
I'm guessing Obama will be wearing it at his inauguration.
Posted by: angler at November 23, 2012 11:47 AM (SwjAj)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 11:48 AM (QS/wt)
Posted by: MrCaniac at November 23, 2012 03:45 PM (Zd/NW)
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I want to see Thailand adopt the US Constitution. I'd be there in a heartbeat.
I'm not holding my breath, though.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 11:48 AM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 03:46 PM
The Supercenter in Rosemead isn't much better. The floors were so sticky I didn't dare use the bathrooms
I was shocked at how clean they are here in Sarasota
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:49 AM (wwsoB)
So when is the episode of Pawn Stars where Dudley buys a box of Twinkies?
You know there's just no one out there buying Twinkies, I can only give you $1.25 for that pallet of 'em...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 11:50 AM (lOmbq)
http://tinyurl.com/8plc6u3
Because he's old.
And taxes = salary and benefits.
The GOP is history's bitch.
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 11:51 AM (EZl54)
http://tinyurl.com/dx9hrbg
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:53 AM (wwsoB)
Can't ya go $1.30?
OK, I'll go $1.26, but that's it. I'll pay more than that just to display them.
Deal?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 11:53 AM (lOmbq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 23, 2012 11:54 AM (ccXZP)
Posted by: T. Hunter - let it burn at November 23, 2012 03:51 PM (EZl54)
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The "old guard" is finally starting to retire or die. Good riddance. Bring on the young, conservative guns.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 11:55 AM (ImKJe)
'Gang fight' at Black Friday sale...
Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...
Shots fired outside WALMART...
Shoppers smash through door at URBAN OUTFITTERS...
Customers run over in parking lot...
Woman busted after throwing merchandise...
Thousands storm VICTORIA'S SECRET...
VIDEO: Insane battle over phones...
Mayhem at Nebraska mall where 9 murdered in 2007...
Shoplifter tries to mace security guards...
Men Steal Boy's Shopping Bag Outside BED, BATH & BEYOND...
Heckler calls them zombies...
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:55 AM (wwsoB)
...
ok a bit
Posted by: Dave in Texas at November 23, 2012 03:23 PM (pUqSw)
Ace gets a dental plan?!?!?! Jeez...
Anyways, I'm at work right now. Not walking off the job. Just not doing jack shit because none of my customers are in their offices today.
Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 11:57 AM (5WxMt)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 11:57 AM (TYO2p)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 11:58 AM (lOmbq)
Man Punched in Face Pulls Gun On Line-Cutting Shopper...
Shots fired outside WALMART...
Shoppers smash through door at URBAN OUTFITTERS...
Customers run over in parking lot...
Woman busted after throwing merchandise...
Thousands storm VICTORIA'S SECRET...
VIDEO: Insane battle over phones...
Mayhem at Nebraska mall where 9 murdered in 2007...
Shoplifter tries to mace security guards...
Men Steal Boy's Shopping Bag Outside BED, BATH BEYOND...
Heckler calls them zombies...
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:55 PM (wwsoB)
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Just think about how it's going to be when shortages become the norm.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 11:58 AM (ImKJe)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:58 AM (wwsoB)
hahahaahaha, just heard the clip of that goof in CA yelling at all the other goofs standing in line
post it!
Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 11:58 AM (RRlrq)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 11:59 AM (wwsoB)
Posted by: EveryOtherGuyInBangorME at November 23, 2012 12:00 PM (dpaZU)
WTF is with that? I got me an Obama phone, free. Why fight for one. Whiteys are some stupid MFers.
Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 12:00 PM (wR+pz)
I've never done black Friday and never will. If I did, I would be the one that you would see on the 11pm news getting hauled off by the cops after beating the shit out of someone.
I have very little patience with my fellow humans and all it would take is someone pushing me or cutting in front of me to make me lose it.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:00 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:55 PM (ImKJe)
Well, the "guns" and violence imagery is tailor made for the MFM, and I guess the use of "Young Turks" is not inspiring either.
The "old" guard of the GOP cannot get out of DC fast enough for me--you would think that they had already skimmed enough tax payer money in salaries, perks, retirement plans, health care privileges, and insider trading privileges to just freaking LEAVE! I guess true (political) greed knows no bounds.
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:00 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 04:00 PM (wR+pz)
Nah, nah, the phone that comes with the Obamaphone is shit. It's not about the phone, they want the free plan.
Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 12:01 PM (5WxMt)
Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 12:02 PM (5WxMt)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:03 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 12:04 PM (I2LwF)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:04 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:05 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 04:01 PM (5WxMt)
My Obama phone plan IS free for me, it's you stupid fuckers paying for your phones that are paying for mine with the universal phone service charge. Suckers.
Posted by: Mandingo at November 23, 2012 12:05 PM (wR+pz)
he starts of with "Woooh! Spending money you don't have on stuff you don't need!"
and then adds, "Alright, Chinese slave labor!"
and then takes it up a notch with, "Don't worry about the Fed printing money."
and then he throws in, "Don't worry about the Bilderberg group."
and then, as his climactic finish, he screams, "Woooh, zombie apocalypse!"
Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 12:06 PM (RRlrq)
Christina Hendricks publicity shots autographed by Ace himself are now 25 percent off for a limited time only!
Posted by: AceMart at November 23, 2012 12:07 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Veteran of Victoria's Secret at November 23, 2012 12:08 PM (uM8td)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:04 PM (Cnqmv)
No data plan, just text and voice for now. But pop the place on a wifi capable phone, and use wifi for data. Not perfect, but beats paying $100 / month
Oh, and wait until the ERATE (look it up if you want to feel sick) money + Obamaphone money depletes the service fund... either it goes up on all our phone bills or they just start paying for obamaphones from the fund. Like usual.
Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 12:08 PM (5WxMt)
Posted by: Galadriel
What kills me is the women I see that are 40 and over with tats. i see them all of the time in the grocery store and it is so weird.
It will be an awesome time to visit all of the people in the nursing home with their sagging, sad tattoos and piercings.\
What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:08 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:09 PM (TYO2p)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:09 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)
So glad I have time to recover before supper!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:10 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:03 PM (9XBK2)
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If I were a zombie, I'd go for the fat and protein rich liver. A couple of mouthfuls of sinew and muscle and you're there. A zombie has to bit through bone and dura to get to the brain. It just wouldn't be worth the trouble.
The tender muscle along the back would be tasty (and nourishing) too.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:11 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:11 PM (9XBK2)
I think I saw this as a Vivid Video production.
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 12:11 PM (4Lo/K)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:12 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:13 PM (9XBK2)
Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade
http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:13 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:13 PM (TYO2p)
It willbe an awesome time to visit all of the people in the nursing home with their sagging, sad tattoos and piercings.\
What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)
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As time goes on, you'll be meeting more old, gray, haggard, toothless women named Misty too.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:14 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 23, 2012 12:14 PM (4Lo/K)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:14 PM (TYO2p)
http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM
A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down the Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92I04DkMEps
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:14 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: DAve at November 23, 2012 12:14 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:15 PM (9XBK2)
Man dressed as clown dies during Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade
http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:13 PM (wwsoB)
Someone metion he was acting kinda funny before he died.
Posted by: YIKES! at November 23, 2012 12:15 PM (1PE/J)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:17 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Shatner at the Walmart at November 23, 2012 12:18 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: YIKES! at November 23, 2012 04:15 PM (1PE/J)
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Good one.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:18 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:19 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:20 PM (wwsoB)
I'm a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 12:21 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Cloud William at November 23, 2012 12:21 PM (QupBk)
Corpse: "The PAIN!!! The pain of being dead..."
Ernie: "Eating brains...how does that help you?"
Corpse: "It makes the pain go away..."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 23, 2012 12:21 PM (i0App)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 12:22 PM (3XQRk)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 12:22 PM (QupBk)
yeah, he was acting kinda funny before he died
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 12:23 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:23 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:23 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:24 PM (TYO2p)
what is wrong with people?
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 12:24 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:25 PM (G+Wff)
Went to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house. We all hit the wine cabinet pretty hard. Last thing I remember we were all sitting around laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court summons on charges of assault and battery.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 12:25 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Looking Glass at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (g3wOT)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (M2+F0)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:24 PM (RRlrq)
gasping for breath on the cold pavement?
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (9XBK2)
Four floats ran over his foot. At the same time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 12:26 PM (QKKT0)
Drunken political discussions are not a good idea!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:27 PM (Cnqmv)
Drunken political discussions are not a good idea!
We weren't talking politics as far as I can remember!
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 12:28 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 12:29 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:29 PM (9XBK2)
BTW, be sure to tell the judge that those lib fag m-effers deserved every bit of what they got!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:29 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)
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Something tells me that this isn't the first time something like this has happened.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:30 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:30 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:28 PM (HwgHt)
I think that part I can believe!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:30 PM (Cnqmv)
Sorry to hear that Alex. Mixing CC with wine can have ugly results.
Alls you can do is apologize with humility, grace, and sincerity. I would put it in writing and send.
If they are truly friends, I think time will heal.
I've done some pretty stupid things in the past while drunk and learned what I can and cannot drink and how much.
Hope it all works out.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:30 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Looking Glass at November 23, 2012 12:31 PM (g3wOT)
Actually, it is. I've never drank enough to black out. I usually fall asleep first, but I remember everything.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 12:31 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:27 PM (Cnqmv)
Then what the fuck are you doing hanging around here?
I know I am not the only one to comment drunk. Although sometimes when I am sober I suspect that I AM the only one.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 12:32 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:32 PM (oCGCo)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:33 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 12:33 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 04:29 PM (9XBK2)
What can possibly go wrong in a muslim brotherhood spring?
Obama will increase US aid to Egypt and throw in the blind sheik as a tip for exceptional service
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:33 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 12:34 PM (QupBk)
When I was drinking I never heard anyone tell me after I came to after a blackout how nice and helpful I was. Nope, not once.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:35 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:36 PM (oCGCo)
My bad, I should have phrased it as "Drunken political discussions in personare not a good idea! I obviously have learned nothing from the AoS rulebook!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:36 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 12:36 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 12:37 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:28 PM (HwgHt)
BINGO. I think you have hit it on the head. Acceptance the last stage.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 12:38 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:31 PM (HwgHt)
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Well, there's always a first time. And a second, and a third......
It'll become normal after awhile. What a life!
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:38 PM (ImKJe)
and to her surprise it was every bit as hard as my Canadian Club.
http://tinyurl.com/2wsblx4
My name is Alex and I'm a Moron,
Hi Alex.
Posted by: DaveA at November 23, 2012 12:38 PM (MOWP1)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 12:39 PM (cwuc2)
Well, the hooker that took my money was awful nice to me when I came too.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 12:39 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: steevy at November 23, 2012 12:40 PM (9XBK2)
It'll become normal after awhile. What a life!
No seconds or thirds. I'm teetotaling for the next few months and severely cutting back after that.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 12:40 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:40 PM (TYO2p)
I saw a reporter try to interview Walmart workers on strike. He asked two people why they were on strike, and lacking any communication or thought processing ability, they said "talk to a person in a green shirt". He did, and that guy robotically chanted slogans and ignored his questions.
Meanwhile, inside another Walmart, we see hordes of people with the collecive IQ of a half a glass of water fight over cell phones.
I'm beginning to think we really are fucking doomed.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 12:40 PM (8cOY0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 12:41 PM (jE38p)
You need this then, the UFO detector available on Amazon
The reviews are very helpful (and hilarious)
http://tinyurl.com/aaeo5eg
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:41 PM (wwsoB)
Somehow, the rules seem to be so different for Obama and his cronies. I fear that the next four years are going to be very interesting, and I don't mean in a good way!
The US is about to learn the lesson of Galatians 6:7; basically "As you sow, so shall you reap!"
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:41 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (8cOY0)
You are little late to the party. Where were you on the 6th?
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 12:41 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (oCGCo)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM
One pretty young moronette on Facebook compared the Black Friday mayhem to The Hunger Games
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (wwsoB)
Sir you said to return him. Nowhere in the order was the word land.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 04:39 PM (cwuc2)
As God is my witness, I thought he could fly . . .
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 12:42 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 12:43 PM (jE38p)
You're being a tad generous in your rating of some of those people.
Posted by: Retread at November 23, 2012 12:43 PM (zxitI)
134 I don't understand the kind of Black Friday savagery described on drudge front page
what is wrong with people?
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It's pretty easy to understand, really.
Incredibly low prices + limited quantities + huge crowds = Chaos and savagery.
It's a preview of what will happen if/when everything collapses.
Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 12:43 PM (ICEh3)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:40 PM (HwgHt)
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I certainly hope you can. Blackouts get you dead or in prison for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:43 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:43 PM (TYO2p)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:44 PM (oCGCo)
That's what scares me.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 12:44 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:44 PM (oCGCo)
That. It wouldn't even be difficult, we could do it in an afternoon. {spits}
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 12:45 PM (kpCLl)
Well played. Amazon does stock everything under this, and a thousand other, suns!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:45 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM
Man allegedly attacked with serving fork during Thanksgiving dinner
http://tinyurl.com/a6eeczj
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:45 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 12:45 PM (TYO2p)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM (oCGCo)
You are under-rating cum as it has the potential to produce brain cells, a feature not possible with most BF shoppers!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:47 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:41 PM (Cnqmv)
Yes I am afraid so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 04:43 PM (jE38p)
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I think the learning hasn't been percepted until just recently. The 60's have caught up with us. Unfortunately, it's washing away many of the innocent too.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 12:47 PM (ImKJe)
I have been anal probed every single day since I entered this all boys Catholic school. All of the priests say it must be the work of aliens. When this miracle arrives that will most certainly stop I am sure.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:47 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:48 PM (oCGCo)
That is actually my favorite holiday story so far. Laughed my ass off at that one. Ain't nobody goin' to Shanika's house next year, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 12:48 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 12:49 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (oCGCo)
I think you are too gracious and have given them an extra four or five centuries of undeserved progress.
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:50 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Peaches
And she looks like such a lovely young woman too! Probably down to the last hunk of meat and Shanika was taking no prisoners.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:51 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 23, 2012 12:51 PM (oCGCo)
Posted by: CAC at November 23, 2012 12:52 PM (pqRMJ)
Ha! Look at the Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed section. Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 04:42 PM
This one I just HAD to look at;
The Best of David Hasselhoff
http://tinyurl.com/bbhmuao
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:52 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM
Couldn't have been a Jets/Pats game on at the time?
Posted by: east of nowhere at November 23, 2012 12:52 PM (oC+c+)
That is actually my favorite holiday story so far. Laughed my ass off at that one. Ain't nobody goin' to Shanika's house next year, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 04:48 PM (kpCLl)
I actually stabbed a kid with a fork in HS at lunch. I was eating late and these guys kept picking shit off my plate. I told them the next one that tried to grab something was going to get stabbed. I stabbed the fucker. The look on his face was priceless. He went to the nurse's office, and soon there after the "Man" shows up. What happen. I told him. End of story, finish your lunch.
No one ever touched my lunch again.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 12:52 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 12:53 PM (jucos)
There is little doubt now that David Husselshaft is a major force in the music business these days. I've already been a fan for many years, but an amazing thing happened recently which I have to share. The doctor said my dog Cherish had only days to live. Desperate for any sign of recovery, I played this CD in the garage for him 24/7, and not only did my dog die, but so did 2 cats and all of my plants. My neighbor came down with a rare form of stomach virus, the one causes massive cramping and explosive diarrhea. Boy did I prove that doctor wrong!
The song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 12:54 PM (wwsoB)
Or if they were killed by spiders while having public clown sex.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 23, 2012 12:55 PM (SY2Kh)
I think you have dated yourself by telling this tale. Nowadays, the forker would be in juvie until 18, and the forkee would be getting SSDI payments for life.
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 12:55 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at November 23, 2012 12:56 PM (oCGCo)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 12:56 PM (HiqF8)
http://tinyurl.com/ccwwbbf
Posted by: soothsayer at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (RRlrq)
Yes. it's disturbing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 12:57 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 12:58 PM (BoE3Z)
Is that situation best resolved with a crossbow or a longbow?
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 12:58 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Metaphysical back boobs at November 23, 2012 12:59 PM (aPAIU)
is this something?
http://tinyurl.com/ccwwbbf
Posted by: soothsayer
That I have the same hair color as this cat is somewhat disconcerting.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 12:59 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Metaphysical back boobs at November 23, 2012 01:00 PM (aPAIU)
Obama's Smart Diplomacy (TM) contends that it will be "fairer" when a belligerent Iran has nuclear weapons so that the muz world are ensured to have a "fair" shot!
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:00 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 01:01 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 05:01 PM (jucos)
Yeahhhhh, definitely forgo "Bingo the Clown".
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Links guy at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (aPAIU)
Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at November 23, 2012 04:56 PM (oCGCo)
It still wasn't very nice of you to dick-slap them the way you did.
Oh, wait, what am I saying? It was AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:03 PM (jE38p)
210 alright which one of you guys did this?
I'd think that straddling the statue the way he did would be painful on the winky.
Of course, when you are delusional and are perching naked on a large statue that probably isn't your biggest worry.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 01:04 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:05 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Female Mustache at November 23, 2012 01:05 PM (aPAIU)
...."Heavily armed militants have targeted several religious ceremonies commemorating the martyrdom of Imam Hussain (peace be upon him) in different regions of Pakistan over the past week.
I love irony. On Black Friday.
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 01:06 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Looking Glass at November 23, 2012 01:06 PM (g3wOT)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 01:07 PM (HiqF8)
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 01:07 PM (HwgHt)
Posted by: Letter to santa at November 23, 2012 01:07 PM (aPAIU)
laughing and joking. The next thing I remember is waking up in the ER with a nurse telling me that I attacked my friends, and the court
summons on charges of assault and battery.
Posted by: Alex at November 23, 2012 04:25 PM (HwgHt)
If this would have happened at my brother Fredo's place, I could have helped you with it.
Posted by: Tom Hagen at November 23, 2012 01:08 PM (QKKT0)
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I read this one because it happened in my neck of the woods. Someone hopped to the front of a long line and got into scuffles with the shoppers there. The line-jumper punched a guy in the face. The guy pulled a gun on him, and he (line-jumper) fled. The cops say the gun-puller had a permit and will not be charged with any crime.
Gotta love Texas.
Posted by: Mayday at November 23, 2012 01:08 PM (F3s39)
http://tinyurl.com/a6eeczj
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 04:45 PM (wwsoB)
well that's what happens when you start cooking TDay dinner late and everyone was starving .
Posted by: willow at November 23, 2012 01:10 PM (hX8cq)
Yeah. In Illinois, the guy would be doing twenty. Not the punched one.
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 01:10 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 04:55 PM (Cnqmv)
True dat. This was in an upper class all white HS up North, where Yankees don't sell houses to Blacks, but love them when they clean up.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 01:11 PM (wR+pz)
I don't believe he was before this fiasco, but from all accounts he is now. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:11 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 01:14 PM (HiqF8)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 01:14 PM (8cOY0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:11 PM (jE38p)
Oh, sure, that whole "sorry, I ain't got time for that" he got from Soetoro when he was at the UN last month did nothing to embolden the MB thugs. This shit is not gonna end well.
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:14 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 01:18 PM (jucos)
No wrong guys. Israel doesn't really back down to the UN and certainly not to Morsi, but it does often to the US President, especially when it does not play it's hand properly. The US was NOT pre-warned when they took out the Syrian Nuclear Plant. For Netanyahu to mass troops at the Gaza border for 10 days and broadcast that fact so loudly was an invitation to obama to stop him. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:18 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (8cOY0)
Did people really leave their kids alone with Koko?
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 01:19 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 01:20 PM (aPAIU)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 01:20 PM (HiqF8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:18 PM (jE38p)
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We have to remember also that there's a fairly large moonbat leftist population in Israel too. They're just as nationally suicidal as the leftists here.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:22 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: george costanza at November 23, 2012 01:22 PM (nkiQM)
Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 01:23 PM (TYO2p)
Did you bang her in high school? And does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:24 PM (GsoHv)
What are you referring to? My point is Netanyahu misplayed this. You can't mass troops and threaten to invade of 10 days. Sharon invaded the West Bank ASAP when he decided to do it and presented President Bush ( yes I know a different President altogether ) with a fait complete and then tightened the screws on Arafat. And especially with obama you act and act hard and fast. By dicking around at the border for 10 days, this was entirely predictable.Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:25 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Hrothgar - L.I.B or SMOD for the Children at November 23, 2012 01:25 PM (Cnqmv)
Posted by: A Shark with a funny taste in his mouth at November 23, 2012 01:25 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 01:25 PM (HiqF8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:27 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (jE38p)
Sad but true . . . Bibi ain't no Sharon and he ain't no Moshe Dayan. It's really unfortunate. This will not end well.
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 01:27 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Truman North at November 23, 2012 01:27 PM (I2LwF)
No one is going anywhere. Such is life and deathPosted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:28 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:25 PM (jE38p)
I agree. While I don't think that this was a failure, there is certainly a perception that because of political concerns Israel did not do everything possible to protect its citizens.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:28 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 23, 2012 05:14 PM (8cOY0)
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There used to be a clown dunk-pool event at every OK state fair for a lot of years. The clown's name was Bobo, and if you bought a ticket to try and dunk him, he'd sit there and insult you (and I mean really fucking insult you). Fat people were his favorite mark.
People would come to the fair especially to see Bobo the Clown.
But, alas, our city fathers thought his act was too crude for the kind and gentler fair they wanted to have. Our loss.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:28 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:30 PM (jE38p)
I agree. While I don't think that this was a failure, there is certainly a perception that because of political concerns Israel did not do everything possible to protect its citizens.
Feigning weakness, mayhaps? Someone the other day was questioning the reason for the Pali's antics and how that might have been a probe of Israel's defenses for their proxy Iran.
If that was the case, I can understand Bibi's response. I certainly wouldn't give my enemies any detailed info either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 01:32 PM (lOmbq)
Posted by: megthered at November 23, 2012 01:32 PM (iR4Dg)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 01:33 PM (HiqF8)
Morsi's power grab was going to happen sooner or later. And Obama's fluffing of him was also expected.
Gaza is not an existential threat, but Iran is. And Israel taking out most of Hamas' rocket arsenal now makes an attack on Iran safer for Israel. Iron Dome can be deployed specifically to deter Iranian theater missiles that are much more accurate.
It was a strategic miscalculation on Iran's part, even though the short-term moderate political victory is theirs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:34 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: bayway48 at November 23, 2012 01:34 PM (KI7Dk)
Egypt's constitutional court wants to impeach Morsi for his take-over and for flouting Egypt's constitution. Problem is, Egypt's constitution was suspended in March.
Morsi waited for the Obama administrationÂ’s praise over the Israel-Hamas ceasefire to make the move. Fucking TFG. He really knows how to screw people over in order to further his agenda. I would love to see him impeached.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 01:35 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at November 23, 2012 01:35 PM (lOmbq)
But, alas, our city fathers thought his act was too crude for the kind and gentler fair they wanted to have. Our loss.
First bear-baiting, now Bobo. And just try to get a gladiatorial contest approved by a modern city council.
Where is this bullshit all gonna end?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 01:37 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (jE38p)
What used to say "Foxy Lady" will then say "FXDY"
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 04:08 PM (G+Wff)
"Below the fold" will have a whole new meaning.
Posted by: Invictus at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:40 PM (jE38p)
Douchebags are always blowing each other up:
http://goo.gl/ot7fe Posted by: Walkers! at November 23, 2012 05:23 PM (TYO2p
I got no problem with that. Can we haz more?
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 01:41 PM (wR+pz)
Where is this bullshit all gonna end?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 23, 2012 05:37 PM (QKKT0)
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I really think that Bobo took too much business away from the rest of the midway. He'd always have 500-1000 people surrounding his booth with hardly anyone walking through the other games. The fucker made a lot of money for a carney.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:41 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 05:40 PM (jE38p)
It's not over yet, although I agree with you to a point. Pretty expensive move if it was just a bluff.
As The Fred said, "This shit is going to get out of hand". I really think really soon.
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 01:44 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: DAve at November 23, 2012 01:44 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:47 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Jon at November 23, 2012 01:48 PM (Ryl8r)
Iran doesn't yet have the capability to launch an accurate ballistic missile (although I could be wrong). The immediate threat is something lower altitude that Iron Dome can handle, though obviously not as well as the truly short-range stuff coming out of Gaza.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 23, 2012 01:49 PM (GsoHv)
plotting my revenge
Posted by: Jones in CO at November 23, 2012 01:50 PM (8sCoq)
collecive IQ of a half a glass of water fight over cell phones.
HEY !
Posted by: Half A Glass Of Water at November 23, 2012 01:50 PM (dCjum)
Posted by: Jon at November 23, 2012 05:48 PM (Ryl8r)
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There won't be any MFM or cable news on, that's for sure. I'll probably plop myself down right here with the rest of the morons. Otherwise, I'm just going to try to make it a normal day for me.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:51 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Jon at November 23, 2012 01:51 PM (Ryl8r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:52 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: IBT at November 23, 2012 01:53 PM (2t6Gz)
I'll drive by the Baker's Union Local hall, pointing and laughing.
Then, I'll go home and deep fry some Twinkies from my stash in hot oil warmed by a bonfire of $100 bills.
Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 01:53 PM (z9HTb)
I think a correspondent that walks around and tests the IQ of Obama voters at the event would be some, sick good entertainment.
Q: Name the 3 different branches of our government.
A: Branches? Is this about a tree or somethin'?
Mock them and show the world how ignorant they are. Don't forget the celebrities that will attend as well.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 01:56 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 01:57 PM (NKWFJ)
Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 05:53 PM (z9HTb)
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Before you spark that flame, I need to talk to you about a fun give-away.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 01:57 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 01:59 PM (jE38p)
Mideast politics are very different than American politics.
No one in the Mideast wants peace. Everyone wants to kill their enemies and get away with it. Netanyahu just did, and will now be viewed as stronger because of it.
Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 05:57 PM (NKWFJ)
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Then why is it that I read on another blog that Bibi's popularity is waning in Israel?
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:00 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: BignJames at November 23, 2012 02:00 PM (rlFQ+)
Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 02:01 PM (5g2Fy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 02:02 PM (gVYZk)
I would love to share some with you, but The Man! tracks those things. Burn only, otherwise the only kindling they will give me is floorboards of foreclosed orphanages. Floorboards just don't burn as evenly.
Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 02:02 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at November 23, 2012 02:04 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 02:04 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 02:04 PM (gVYZk)
Posted by: fluffy, working for The Man! at November 23, 2012 06:02 PM (z9HTb)
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Maybe the floorboards don't, but the orphans do.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:05 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Hopeless at November 23, 2012 02:05 PM (DzWOc)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 02:06 PM (aPAIU)
Reading the WH menu for Thanksgiving looked like an artery clogging festival.
I guess food dictates are for the little people.
Posted by: Cheri at November 23, 2012 02:07 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 23, 2012 02:07 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 02:08 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:06 PM (aPAIU)
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Nope, they call it a tax loophole.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:08 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 02:09 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 02:10 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:08 PM (DoZD+)
Yeah, they are SOOO attractive when you are 60, if you are still in the circus.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 02:11 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:10 PM (DoZD+)
Depends or a strap on. Which day we talking about?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 02:12 PM (wR+pz)
I think that Netanyahu played this about as well as he could have. There was never a strong intent to invade Gaza. That would be a tactical and propaganda morass.
Regardless of how careful the IDF was in Gaza, "civilians" would be killed in ground war. It would have been really ugly. And to gain what? Keep the Arabsl/Hamas/ Palestinians out? Regardless of how many victories the Israelis have on the ground, the US, or the EU or the UN will make them give it back. What is the point in expending the soldiers in the IDF if they have to give it back next year?
Egypt is falling apart financially, economically, politically. They can't feed themselves. This was all a charade to get a "cease fire" and allow Obama to get Congress to buy into his "peace plan" and fork over billions to keep the Egyptian crap game afloat. As someone else wrote, the Egyptians don't have the logistic support to actually invade Israel, sustain their army in the field. They will be fighting among themselves again shortly. That's what Arabs do. And Hamas will continue to take potshots at Israel, but Netanyahu is "hoping" that Morsi puts some kind of restraint on them - not much- but just lowering the intensity of the barrage.
Don't give the Arabs and Persians, Sunni and Shia, a strong enough reason to unite, like fighting Israel . Give them enough time and they will be fighting amongst themselves again. That's what they do - their insane tribal feuding.
I think Netanyahu is trying to conserve their force and manpower against the day when it may actually get out of control and they have to fight to keep their borders secure keep out the wild mobs of Arabs. Until then, let the Arabs fight amongst themselves in Syria and Egypt. If you give them enough time, the Arabs and Persians will be fighting each other. Maybe the stupid Turks will join in.
Patience and restraint in this type of "war" is the hardest notion to muster. Netanyahu looks like a wimp, but he is trying to keep Israel secure in a world that is either uninterested one way or another or just wants the Jews to die and stop being a nuisance.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is Eddie Willers at November 23, 2012 02:13 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:13 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 02:13 PM (jucos)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 02:15 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 23, 2012 06:04 PM (gVYZk)
I am disconnected from them in a profound sense. They are like remote royalty cavorting around and doing whatever. I have no interest because they do not have any relation to my life. Hating them not descriptive. They're just irrelevant to me - disdain is the best word to describe what I feel.
Oh, one more thing, I just want them to stay away from me. I would hate to be associated with them.
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 02:15 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:06 PM (aPAIU)
How the hell would we know? Go fuck yaself, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:15 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 02:15 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:14 PM (DoZD+)
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Chuck and Bruce were the only two that looked like they could hold their own in an action film. The rest of them, though.........sad, really sad.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:18 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 02:19 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 02:20 PM (aPAIU)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 23, 2012 06:15 PM (DoZD+)
good to know, katya . . . not a movie person, myself, but the bff has been poppin' wood in anticipation of that one for months. ridiculous, really . . .
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:21 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 02:22 PM (aPAIU)
Don't make assumptions. Brian Dennehy did not appear in the credits.
Watch it on freeze-frame during the parking garage scene.
Posted by: fluffy at November 23, 2012 02:23 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 02:23 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 02:24 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)
Well, maybe your tinnitus will flare up or something. Can hope and pray anyway.
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 02:25 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:23 PM (jucos)
I'm sure anything you do with your 8-year-old will be a pure joy. 
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:26 PM (kpCLl)
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Sure, if by "pussy in a school girls outfit" you mean "picture that says 'no hotlinking'"
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 02:27 PM (c16IJ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 02:27 PM (jucos)
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It is very good.
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 02:28 PM (c16IJ)
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:26 PM (kpCLl)
That's, uh, what I meant to say.
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 02:28 PM (BoE3Z)
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:28 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 02:31 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Barbara at November 23, 2012 02:34 PM (XO+CB)
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:26 PM (kpCLl)
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That's true. God am I ever an ass.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)
Y'all have made me ashamed of myself. I'll have to call Mom now.
Posted by: tubal at November 23, 2012 02:35 PM (BoE3Z)
Sure, if by "pussy in a school girls outfit" you mean "picture that says 'no hotlinking'"
Posted by: Citizen Anachronda at November 23, 2012 06:27 PM (c16IJ)
Copy link, paste in your browser.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at November 23, 2012 02:35 PM (wR+pz)
Frederick's core customer base historically has been transvestites.
Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 06:30 PM (kcfmt)
I don't know about that.
Posted by: Mrs Barney at November 23, 2012 02:36 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: epobirs at November 23, 2012 06:30 PM (kcfmt)
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Along with the 5' 2" 230 lb. female beauties.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:37 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 06:31 PM (jucos)
Nah, you the best, buddy! 
: Enjoy your date!
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:37 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 23, 2012 02:38 PM (jucos)
WTF is RT? Anything like the Maine Surprise? Cause we don't do that (well, most of us, I'm sure there are a few).
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:39 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Just End It Already, Lord! at November 23, 2012 02:41 PM (/ZcAq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 23, 2012 02:42 PM (8MasJ)
Even made Drudge.
I'm so proud.
Posted by: Just End It Already, Lord! at November 23, 2012 06:41 PM (/ZcAq)
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I would be too. It's what it's all about nowdays. Anyone hit?
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:44 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at November 23, 2012 02:44 PM (LBpsZ)
According to an article over at the Daily Calker:
"Jeb Bush said to be considering 2016 run"
Oh gawd no.
Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 02:44 PM (ICEh3)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 02:44 PM (aPAIU)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 06:43 PM (aPAIU)
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If you're not from Maine, you don't want to know. If you're from Maine, you don't want to know.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:46 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ImKJe)
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Oops. Read it, "two shots at Walmart today". So it IS two shot at Walmart. You do have a reason to celebrate.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:49 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Timin203 at November 23, 2012 02:50 PM (azmhu)
Posted by: SMOD looking better and better. at November 23, 2012 02:50 PM (cwuc2)
Posted by: EROWMER at November 23, 2012 02:52 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Olympia Snowe at November 23, 2012 02:52 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at November 23, 2012 02:53 PM (fThmH)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 02:55 PM (aPAIU)
Posted by: EROWMER at November 23, 2012 06:52 PM (kxlCQ)
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It was all that at the gun show last weekend in OKC. Like, you know, civilized.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 02:55 PM (ImKJe)
Even made Drudge.
I'm so proud.
Way to get in the holiday spirit!!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 02:56 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 02:58 PM (bWwMZ)
I am leaning against voting for him; what's his stance on taxing dividend income?
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 06:58 PM (bWwMZ)
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Probably no better than your first paragraph.
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:01 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: Soona at November 23, 2012 03:05 PM (ImKJe)
Posted by: ErikW at November 23, 2012 03:06 PM (HiqF8)
Posted by: toby928© for TB at November 23, 2012 03:06 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 23, 2012 03:07 PM (0Db2g)
Posted by: eman at November 23, 2012 03:08 PM (bWwMZ)
"As a Husky, I hope the Cougars clean their clock."
I'm a Husky, too, but I'd never entertain such a thought.
Posted by: Mark at November 23, 2012 03:09 PM (gFvrL)
Posted by: Alex Stephens at November 23, 2012 03:14 PM (aPAIU)
Why is everyone looking at me? I am as innocent as a whistle.
Posted by: Ziva David at November 23, 2012 03:15 PM (hO9ad)
Oh gawd no.
Posted by: wheatie at November 23, 2012 06:44 PM (ICEh3)
What the Republican Party needs now is a Unifying Presidential Dynasty, and I am only to willing to offer my services to make this a reality (for a modest fee of course)!
41, 43, 45 here we come!
Posted by: Karl Rover at November 23, 2012 03:15 PM (Cnqmv)
The GRU probably mistook him for a reporter.
Posted by: Dictatorship at November 23, 2012 03:17 PM (dREhW)
And all of them are Obama voters.
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 23, 2012 03:19 PM (HtUdo)
Even made Drudge.
I'm so proud.
Way to get in the holiday spirit!!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 23, 2012 06:56 PM
The Wally World on Crenshaw?
Shots outside of Walmart there is called "Wednesday"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:20 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Rotting carcass of a once great nation at November 23, 2012 03:22 PM (dREhW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx0z9FjxP-Y
Posted by: kbdabear at November 23, 2012 03:27 PM (wwsoB)
Posted by: Darth Rove at November 23, 2012 04:37 PM (zLmDc)
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