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January 10, 2011

Bowl Thread!
— SPADES-OF: ACE

ACTIVITY-DESIGNATE: BALL SUB FOOT.

TITLE DESIGNATE: CHAMPION SUB NATIONAL.

CHEERLEADER BODY PART DESIGNATE: BOOTY.

Posted by: SPADES-OF: ACE at 04:25 PM | Comments (423)
Post contains 18 words, total size 1 kb.

1 Woot-!:

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:26 PM (S5YRY)

2 CHEERLEADER-DESIGNATE: DATUM: INVISIBLE

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:27 PM (S5YRY)

3 Gooooooooo Ducks!

Posted by: mpfs at January 10, 2011 04:27 PM (iYbLN)

4 Quack Attack!!

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 04:29 PM (BP6Z1)

5 I'm still in the Alabama system, so of course I'm pulling for the Tigers.

Posted by: I'm Doctor Amy Fucking Bishop, Bitch! at January 10, 2011 04:30 PM (VXBR1)

6 SEC-SEC SUBTYPE: CHAMPIONS FREQUENCY: 5 OF 10

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:30 PM (S5YRY)

7 Go Ducks! _{quack, quack}

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 04:31 PM (pW2o8)

8 Just for you, Dave in Texas, and just for tonight: WAR EAGLE!

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 04:31 PM (VXBR1)

9
More madness.

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 10, 2011 04:31 PM (L0wbB)

10 MORON DESIGNATE: TOBIAS SUB: DRINKING

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:31 PM (S5YRY)

11 Nice!

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 04:31 PM (BP6Z1)

12 Boooo Teeeee! It may walk and talk like a duck, but I want to see it wiggle like a duck!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 10, 2011 04:31 PM (3ESDJ)

Oregon's units aren't as eye-rapingly awful as I expected. (You suck Phil Knight).

That being said, GO DUCKS!

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 04:32 PM (/VjHB)

14 THIGH_Count = 2

Posted by: fluffy at January 10, 2011 04:32 PM (SwkdU)

15 I see you can see a small portion of this lovely cheerleader's underwear. I am so disappointed in you people.

Really, no thong?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 10, 2011 04:32 PM (bgcml)

16 You're dithpickable!

Posted by: Duck Dodgers at January 10, 2011 04:32 PM (pW2o8)

17 AND HERE COME THE TIGERS, LED BY CAM-NEWTON:

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:32 PM (S5YRY)

18
DICK STATUS: INDEBTED AND BEATEN

Posted by: Leftover Soothsayers at January 10, 2011 04:33 PM (L0wbB)

19 ASSERTION: BLOGGER DESIGNATED "ACE," SUB-DESIGNATE "OF SPADES" ENGULFED IN HEAT-FLAME.

AVOWAL: BESTEST BLOG EVAH

FACT=TRUE

Posted by: UNIT LANCE: MCCORMICK at January 10, 2011 04:34 PM (xC+kV)

20 How does a town as gloomy and rainy as Eugene, OR, get such mind-bendingly hot girls to go there? UO's cheerleaders might be hotter than SEC squads.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 04:34 PM (/VjHB)

21 >>Oregon's units aren't as eye-rapingly awful as I expected. I'm hoping you meant unis.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 04:35 PM (TMB3S)

Oregon's units aren't as eye-rapingly awful as I expected.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 08:32 PM (/VjHB)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 10, 2011 04:35 PM (BP6Z1)

23 UO's cheerleaders might be hotter than SEC squads.

at least from this vantage point.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:35 PM (S5YRY)

24 How does a town as gloomy and rainy as Eugene, OR, get such mind-bendingly hot girls to go there? UO's cheerleaders might be hotter than SEC squads.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 08:34 PM (/VjHB)

They are not scalded and burnt by the harsh rays of the sun, but fresh as the day they were born.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 04:35 PM (z1N6a)

25 IMAGE:SCAN FEELING:VERB-SET:SCHWIIING!!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 10, 2011 04:36 PM (yMONZ)

26 I like her smile.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:36 PM (tJjm/)

27 Auburn, led by CAM.NEWTON! loses the toss.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:36 PM (S5YRY)

28 Anybody else suddenly hungry for chicken? Thighs and legs?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2011 04:36 PM (XBM1t)

SPACE OF AIDS!!

Posted by: Jarad at January 10, 2011 04:37 PM (En4ls)

30 Mel Brooks did the coin toss!

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 10, 2011 04:37 PM (DLxD/)

31 As a Beaver fan, the best possible outcome for this game will be for the ducks to lose by at least 90 points. Although, in all seriousness, I'd be happy with an 80 point loss if it leaves that bastard fuckface Chip Kelly sobbing uncontrollably and shitting himself on the sideline.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 04:37 PM (+lsX1)

32 Lime Green Neon socks ORRR EEE GON

Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 04:37 PM (3OCZw)

33 I think the biggest question is would you aim for the E or the G.

Posted by: Berserker at January 10, 2011 04:37 PM (gWHrG)

34 Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at January 10, 2011 04:38 PM (yMONZ)

35 LOOP COMMIT: SEC NATIONAL CHAMPION

Posted by: Andy at January 10, 2011 04:38 PM (veZ9n)

36 The Ducks' return man is "Barner?"

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 04:38 PM (VXBR1)

37 Yes I meant unis, what an embarrassing typo.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 04:38 PM (/VjHB)

38 No win siteeation for Auburn.If they win it is going to be vacated anyway.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:38 PM (4Ue2R)

39 sooo ace is a rear man.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2011 04:39 PM (h+qn8)

40 Prediction: Nick Fairly will knock Darron Thomas out of the game, and be ejected.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:39 PM (S5YRY)

41 But where does she keep her brain?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:39 PM (tJjm/)

42 Did it rain in Arizona??

Posted by: Michael Scott at January 10, 2011 04:39 PM (BP6Z1)

43 /Michael Scarn

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 04:39 PM (BP6Z1)

44 Fucking Oregon wear any one uniform in more than 1 game?They are a joke with those ever changing duds.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:40 PM (4Ue2R)

45 Cam Newton is one fine looking woman.

Posted by: Alien from Predator at January 10, 2011 04:40 PM (pW2o8)

46 34 Huh,why the hate for Chip??

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:40 PM (4Ue2R)

47 >>Yes I meant unis, what an embarrassing typo. Just wanted to make sure which team you were rooting for. If you know yada yada.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 04:41 PM (TMB3S)

48 I haven't seen any evidence yet, but the climate of hate surrounding those bastard ducks obviously led to a cheap shot on that kickoff return.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 04:41 PM (+lsX1)

49 Oh look, Pelosi is on chemo!

http://spectator.org/assets/mc/loughner.jpg

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 04:41 PM (tJjm/)

50 They are supposed to save the injury thing for when O has the ball to slow em down

Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 04:41 PM (3OCZw)

DUCK BUNS

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2011 04:41 PM (1OVV0)

52 Oh, goody. Get to see the Big Ten refs blow multiple calls.

Posted by: Reiver at January 10, 2011 04:42 PM (RFTUX)

53 Gene Chizik is dead to me. QUACK!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 10, 2011 04:42 PM (4ucxv)

54 Huh,why the hate for Chip??

Because he is a cocksucker and a bastard.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 04:42 PM (+lsX1)

55 BOWL-DESIGNATE: FIESTA TYPE: MECCA SUB: INTOLERANCE

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:42 PM (S5YRY)

ACTIVITY-DESIGNATE: BALL SUB FOOT CHEERLEADER!

DESIGNATE ROAD-RUNNER ≠ FETISH(SUB-FOOT)

BOOTY=HELL-YEAH!

Posted by: RoadRunner at January 10, 2011 04:43 PM (iSsAs)

57 I mean Josh Bynes.

(I can't see shit in your atmosphere!)

Posted by: Alien from Predator at January 10, 2011 04:43 PM (pW2o8)

They are a joke with those ever changing duds.

Blame Phil Knight and Nike. He's an Oregon alum, and gets to outfit the team in costumes every game. In return, they have probably the nicest facilities of any NCAA school. Their weight room looks like an Aspen spa.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 04:43 PM (/VjHB)

59 I'd hit that ass like the Death Star hit Alderaan.

Posted by: schizuki at January 10, 2011 04:44 PM (M+lbD)

60 From the last couple of posts, I was going to say that the confusing and annoying non-joke language was getting a bit overworked........

.....and then I hit this one.

And now I'm thinking: "NOUNS, baby! AND PUNCTUATION!"

Posted by: cthulhu at January 10, 2011 04:44 PM (kaalw)

61 The Tigers, led by CAM.NEWTON! gets a stop.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:44 PM (S5YRY)

62 I want to like Oregon but those uniforms are pure hate speech.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 04:45 PM (TMB3S)

BITE BUNS

BITE BACK

YESS YESS

Posted by: Marv Albert at January 10, 2011 04:45 PM (1OVV0)

64 Ugh! I hate Oregon. In a just world, they would have not beaten Stanford. Ugh! No one to root for here. I usually root against U of O. Ugh!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:45 PM (ihSHD)

65 47 Fucking Oregon wear any one uniform in more than 1 game?

Uniforms.

I duhna tink it means waht joo tink it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at January 10, 2011 04:45 PM (pW2o8)

66 I'd certainly take this Duck cheerleader to an Aspen spa.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 10, 2011 04:45 PM (yMONZ)

NOUN:FLAG; ADJECTIVE: YELLOW; INTERPRETATION: PENALTY; PREDECENT:[NOUN:BACKFIELD; PREPOSITION:IN; VERB:MOTION] END END END

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2011 04:47 PM (XBM1t)

68 It would seem the coaches are encouraging violence on the opposing teams.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 10, 2011 04:47 PM (DLxD/)

I really despise Oregon (mainly bc of Moo's brother as the bball coach -- yeah -- how's that for rational?) but tonight I'm quacking up a storm.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 10, 2011 04:47 PM (UB/e/)

70 I'm impressed that Cam Newton is out there. Wasn't he the man who wrestled the pistol out of Jared Loughner's hands? You'd think Sheriff Dipstick would still be questioning him to learn what really happened.

ROLE-DESIGNATE: HERO TYPE: SUPERMAN SUB: PROFESSIONAL

Posted by: Josef K. at January 10, 2011 04:47 PM (7+pP9)

71 Maybe it's just a bad shadow, but I swear I see a line of cellulite on that cheerchick's upper hamstring/lower pyraformis.

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:47 PM (ihSHD)

72 68 I KNOW.The fuckin' Ducks don't know.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:47 PM (4Ue2R)

73 Oregon's strategy is to blind the Tigers with those uniforms.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 04:48 PM (BP6Z1)

74 The Auburn Tigers, lead by CAM.NEWTON! forced to punt.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:48 PM (S5YRY)

75 74 Mreowww.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:48 PM (4Ue2R)

76 I really despise Oregon (mainly bc of Moo's brother as the bball coach -- yeah -- how's that for rational?) but tonight I'm quacking up a storm.

He coaches the Beaver bball team. There are still an infinite number of reasons to hate the ducks though.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 04:49 PM (+lsX1)

77 Maybe it's just a bad shadow, but I swear I see a line of cellulite on that cheerchick's upper hamstring/lower pyraformis.

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 08:47 PM (ihSHD)

She has "Pointy Elbows" as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 04:49 PM (z1N6a)

Fucking Oregon wear any one uniform in more than 1 game?

One of the benie's of having Phil Knight as your biggest booster--unlimited supply of constantly changing Nike uniforms, each one more ughly than the last.

OSU--the best college team Nike can buy.

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:49 PM (ihSHD)

79 I swear I see a line of cellulite

You know there's no such thing, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 10, 2011 04:50 PM (4ucxv)

80 Don't know how to write the code but:

fap

Now go team!

Posted by: sifty does not dial back shit at January 10, 2011 04:51 PM (Evsno)

81 OSU--the best college team Nike can buy.

UO =/= OSU

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 04:51 PM (+lsX1)

82 Is this the first national championship game not visible on free TV?

Sports bars are probably doing a brisk business.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:51 PM (S5YRY)

83 81 The old yellow gold and greens seem beautiful to me in retrospect.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:51 PM (4Ue2R)

I really despise Oregon (mainly bc of Moo's brother as the bball coach -- yeah -- how's that for rational?) but tonight I'm quacking up a storm.

I saw him on Saturday. He and his sister share the same face (which actually looks better on a man). University of Washington Huskies womped on his Beaver ass. It was a thing of beauty (well, except a lot of the first period). 31 point victory for the Dawgs. We were sitting behind the OSU bench. It was so sweet!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:52 PM (ihSHD)

85 >>Maybe it's just a bad shadow, but I swear I see a line of cellulite on that cheerchick's upper hamstring/lower pyraformis. How can you even say stuff like this? This is someones daughter. Let me go look. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 04:52 PM (TMB3S)

86 Oops! My bad! I had OSU on the brain (we went to the basketball game the other day).

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:52 PM (ihSHD)

87 83 Mushberger is such a front running jock sniffer it is incredible.If a Duck has a great game he will switch dicks without missing a beat.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:53 PM (4Ue2R)

88 Interception by Auburn, led by CAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:54 PM (S5YRY)

89 Oops! My bad! I had OSU on the brain (we went to the basketball game the other day).

It's OK, your UW Cougars look pretty good this year by the way.

Interception!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 04:54 PM (+lsX1)

I'd smack that ass and tell her to, "Quack into me!".

Then I'd smack that ass again and tell her to, "Bark like a Duck!"

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2011 04:54 PM (UHWQK)

91 Ah it is refreshing to talk about nothings instead of our descent into the pit as a nation and a world......

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:54 PM (4Ue2R)

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 08:48 PM (4Ue2R)

She also appears to have some lordosis going on as well.

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:54 PM (ihSHD)

NICE BUTT::: POSITIVE

SUBROUTINE: BUNK=1

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2011 04:55 PM (AdK6a)

94 I can tell by her ass that she has a gorgeous face....

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:55 PM (4Ue2R)

95 I don't know why you guys don't like me.

Posted by: Cam Nookie at January 10, 2011 04:56 PM (VXBR1)

96 Oh, and I don't think Beyonce's that hot either.

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:56 PM (ihSHD)

97 97 Okay,send me a pic of yourself,same pose/outfit for comparison purposes.Purely for research.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:56 PM (4Ue2R)

98 Could somebody explain the sharp elbows meme to me?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 10, 2011 04:57 PM (8uDC8)

Best line I ever read about Kirk Herbstreit: his announcing is the equivalent of typing in all caps.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 04:57 PM (/VjHB)

100 102 On that I agree.I'd still hit it like Whack a Mole though.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 04:57 PM (4Ue2R)

101

What is it with all these long haired football players? I don't get it!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:57 PM (ihSHD)

102 Interception by Oregon, not lead by CAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:57 PM (S5YRY)

103 Nice INT. Fuck you, Cam.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 04:58 PM (BP6Z1)

104

What is it with all these long haired football players? I don't get it!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 08:57 PM (ihSHD)

[SHRUG]

Posted by: Clay Matthews III at January 10, 2011 04:58 PM (BP6Z1)

105 I don't think Beyonce's that hot either.

Really? Even after she makes herself so damn easy to love?

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 04:58 PM (S5YRY)

106

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 08:56 PM (4Ue2R

Lordosis isn't a bad thing! You see it a lot in gymnasts (the spine curves so that the butt sticks out).

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:59 PM (ihSHD)

107

What is it with all these long haired football players? I don't get it!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 08:57 PM (ihSHD)

Some are Samoans, where its a cultural thing. Others aren't.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 04:59 PM (z1N6a)

108

Lordosis isn't a bad thing! You see it a lot in gymnasts (the spine curves so that the butt sticks out).

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 08:59 PM (ihSHD)

Do they call it that because the doctor seeing it said "Good Lord!"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 04:59 PM (z1N6a)

109 Hmm, first down for the Ducks.

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 04:59 PM (ihSHD)

110

I hope Scam's Daddy had a nice flight over.

I'm sure the boosters flew him on a GulfStream.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at January 10, 2011 05:00 PM (UB/e/)

111 Personally I know a guy is gay when we meet and i feel the need to check my fly~

This spam making me feel uncomfortable.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 10, 2011 05:00 PM (yMONZ)

112

Oh, and I don't think Beyonce's that hot either.

Hot? No.

Bunkable? Absolutely.

The way she shakes that ass is just...so...

/I'll be back in a bit.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2011 05:00 PM (UHWQK)

113 I hate spread offenses, but Oregon's O is fun to watch.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 05:00 PM (/VjHB)

114

Do they call it that because the doctor seeing it said "Good Lord!"

Heh!

Another first down for U of O!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 05:01 PM (ihSHD)

115 LaMichael? Who names there kid LaMichael?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 05:01 PM (TMB3S)

116

Nice post.It's all in the eyes ...

We went over that yesterday, spammer.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2011 05:01 PM (UHWQK)

117 LaMichael? Who names there kid LaMichael?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 09:01 PM (TMB3S)

His mom, LaMary.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 05:02 PM (VuLos)

118 O in the Red Zone!!!!1111!!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 05:02 PM (ihSHD)

119 oops

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:02 PM (S5YRY)

120 Interception! Again!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 05:02 PM (ihSHD)

121

LaMichael? Who names there kid LaMichael?

I know, absurd!

Posted by: Lemonjello at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (XBM1t)

122 Settle down Ducks.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (BP6Z1)

123 Ok, how many interceptions is that so far?

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (VuLos)

124

Nice throw. Sheesh.

Anyway, go Ducks, The socks are blinding though.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (dWPyO)

125

Ace'sDick

5th Lvl Ewok Mage

HP:70

You are in front of a Television.

OREGON CHEERLEADER has joined your party.

Ace'sDick has been attacked by a HAND.

HP:55

Ace'sDick has been attacked by a HAND.

HP:20

Ace'sDick blocks with TISSUE.

TISSUE failed.

HP:5

Ace'sDick has been attacked by a HAND.

HP:0

OOOOOOMG saving throw failed.

Ace'sDick is sleepy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (lGFXF)

126 The team that commits the least number of turnovers has the chance to win.

Posted by: John Madden at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (ihSHD)

127 O in the Red Zone!!!!1111!!

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 09:02 PM (ihSHD)

The Northwest is home to the football gods runningrn

Posted by: robtr at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (hVDig)

128

I hope Nick Fairely is mauled by rabid coyotes at halftime.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (/VjHB)

129 one, two, three. three interceptions

Posted by: the count at January 10, 2011 05:03 PM (S5YRY)

130 Jeff Blake had a "remarkable" career according to Musburger??

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 10, 2011 05:04 PM (dWPyO)

131 Those BCS pricks certainly got this game right. Both of these fuckers suck ass. Should be a good game.

I wanna see Auburn win by 75 points.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 05:04 PM (azgo2)

132

Lordosis isn't a bad thing! You see it a lot in gymnasts (the spine curves so that the butt sticks out).

Posted by: runningrn still scraping bits of granola out of keyboard at January 10, 2011 08:59 PM (ihSHD)

I can't watch female gymnasts. I feel like I should be on the Registered Sex Offender list just for looking.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 10, 2011 05:04 PM (c1oyg)

133

More pickin going on here than a first grade classroom.

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 10, 2011 05:04 PM (DLxD/)

134

Ok, how many interceptions is that so far?

U of O has 2

Auburn has 1

Posted by: John Madden at January 10, 2011 05:05 PM (ihSHD)

135

These turnovers are drive killers.

I denounce myself for the use of violent imagery.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2011 05:05 PM (XBM1t)

136 Herbie just said, "Oregon is sick and tired of hearing about Cam Newton." It ain't just Oregon, Kirk.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 05:06 PM (/VjHB)

137 Nice sack!
_{(That's what she said.)}

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 05:06 PM (BP6Z1)

138 CAM.NEWTON! sacked.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:06 PM (S5YRY)

139

Sack the Cam!

(Or Cam the sac?)

Posted by: John Madden at January 10, 2011 05:06 PM (ihSHD)

140 I can't watch female gymnasts. I feel like I should be on the Registered Sex Offender list just for looking. Posted by: Ombudsman at January 10, 2011 09:04 PM (c1oyg) You're drooling over 9 year olds, dude...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 05:06 PM (tJjm/)

141 Sloppy games always happen,the longer the NCAA and TV execs make them wait to play the fucking thing.In a few years the BCS title game will be on in February.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:07 PM (4Ue2R)

142 darn sock!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:07 PM (ihSHD)

143 You're drooling over 9 year olds, dude...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 09:06 PM (tJjm/)

That's what I mean. It's indecent

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 10, 2011 05:07 PM (c1oyg)

144 Remember when bowl games culminated on New Year's Day with the Rose Bowl? Good times.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:08 PM (ihSHD)

145 Auburn needs to go to the play action crossing patterns. Say what you will but Newton has the best fake dive move ever. The LB's has to respect it when he lowers his shoulder and makes the move.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:08 PM (S5YRY)

146 Her elbows look kind of sharp.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 10, 2011 05:09 PM (tJjm/)

147

Remember when bowl games culminated on New Year's Day with the Rose Bowl?

Yup, and when MLB didn't end a week before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 10, 2011 05:09 PM (dWPyO)

148 Good run.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:09 PM (S5YRY)

149 Hmmm, I'm surprised Disney hasn't sued U of O over the Duck Mascot.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:10 PM (ihSHD)

150

You're drooling over 9 year olds, dude...

Fetch me a cup!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 10, 2011 05:11 PM (ihSHD)

151

Too many men on the field for Auburn--D'oh!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:11 PM (ihSHD)

152 Ooh! so close.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:13 PM (ihSHD)

153 prediction of a 54-52 game seems unlikely.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:14 PM (S5YRY)

154 23 How does a town as gloomy and rainy as Eugene, OR, get such mind-bendingly hot girls to go there? UO's cheerleaders might be hotter than SEC squads

--

It's the PAC-10. They have the hottest cheerleaders, which is why we have the PAC-10 rule in our house. Mr Y-not is not allowed to take a job at a PAC-10.

This was less of a problem before the U joined the PAC-10. Now I have to watch him like a hawk.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at January 10, 2011 05:14 PM (pW2o8)

155 The shooter said in his video that people would call him a terrorist. I noticed in his mugshot he appears to have shaved off his body hair (including eyebrows). The 9/11 hijackers shaved off their body hair. John Walker Lindh wanna-be?

Posted by: DM! at January 10, 2011 05:14 PM (O0Qwy)

156 Inigo Montoya begone!
/sock off

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 05:14 PM (pW2o8)

157 Auburn, led by CAM.NEWTON! holds Oregon to a FG.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:17 PM (S5YRY)

158 Field goal 27 yards.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:17 PM (ihSHD)

159 Sorry. It has, I am sure, been said earlier, but that is a lovely ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at January 10, 2011 05:17 PM (LH6ir)

160 DESIGNATE: HIP INFLECTION SUB: ERECTION

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at January 10, 2011 05:19 PM (xQAv5)

161 Jesus...the suck is strong with this game...Oregon has The 'Big Hit in San Fran 'Award for uniforms locked.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 05:19 PM (azgo2)

162 Oh, and has Ace lost his fucking mind? Not enough Ewok nookie? Something has pushed him over the edge.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at January 10, 2011 05:19 PM (LH6ir)

163 I don't actually expect you guys to tear yourselves away from cheerleader butt and football, but I'll repeat my comment.

Could somebody please explain the "sharp elbows" meme to me? I've literally been wondering this for years. I assume it's just complaining about something for the sake of complaining, but I wondered if there's a story behind it.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 10, 2011 05:20 PM (8uDC8)

164 Nice kick!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:20 PM (ihSHD)

165 "Now it's Cam Newton's turn"--barf!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:21 PM (ihSHD)

166 Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 10, 2011 09:20 PM (8uDC

Go to Fark.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 05:22 PM (azgo2)

167 Wow, another first down.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:22 PM (ihSHD)

168

Ok, that was a nice cheerleader pic. I needed that. Thanks.

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at January 10, 2011 05:23 PM (GKQDR)

169

hahaha, Seahawks fans cause magnitude 1 to 2 earthquake during marshon lynch run against the saints!

http://tinyurl.com/48dhmq6

Posted by: robtr at January 10, 2011 05:24 PM (hVDig)

170

The longer I look at the U or O uniforms, the uglier they get.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:24 PM (ihSHD)

171 That looks like an interception to me.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:25 PM (ihSHD)

172 176 It's a joke.When you have no chance with an unbelievably hot girl you joke about her imperfection.Elbows,knees,crooked toe,whatever.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:25 PM (4Ue2R)

173 That looks like a pick

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:25 PM (S5YRY)

174 It sucks that this game is on a Monday. I'm on call so I can only get the petite drunk on.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:26 PM (S5YRY)

175 'Home Depot Coach of the Year'!?!?! What the fuck??? This shit is getting nauseating. Does everything need a fucking corporate sponsor??? That's why this shit is getting so boring. They've gone to about 900 bowl games. They have teams with losing records playing in fucking bowl games.

This shit is a joke.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 05:26 PM (azgo2)

176 I'd explain the pointy elbows thing, but first I have to go make a sammich.

Oh, and did you guys know there's a sharp elbows blog?
http://sharpelbowsstl.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 05:26 PM (pW2o8)

177 Go to Fark.

Ah. Thanks.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 10, 2011 05:27 PM (8uDC8)

178 Bobbled it .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 05:27 PM (npr0X)

179

From robtr's link (thanks for posting that!):

Like the wonk he is, Vidale also broke the play down into a time series and compared it with the squiggles on the seismogram. As expected, the roar peaked as Lynch broke free and sailed toward the end zone. The subsequent point-after kick and televised replay of Lynch's run both led to detectable aftershocks of enthusiasm.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:27 PM (ihSHD)

180 It moved.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:27 PM (S5YRY)

181 TD Auburn, lead by CAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:28 PM (S5YRY)

182 Touchdown!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:28 PM (ihSHD)

183 THIS: IS FUCKING ANNOYING.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2011 05:28 PM (CdX98)

184 'Home Depot Coach of the Year'!?!?! What the fuck??? This shit is getting nauseating. Does everything need a fucking corporate sponsor??? That's why this shit is getting so boring. They've gone to about 900 bowl games. They have teams with losing records playing in fucking bowl games.

This shit is a joke.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 09:26 PM (azgo2)

Could be worse - It could be Home Depot Coach of the Progressive Insurance Year

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 05:28 PM (z1N6a)

185

It sucks that this game is on a Monday. I'm on call so I can only get the petite drunk on.

Yeah, being on call sucks. What do you do?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:29 PM (ihSHD)

186 I'm tempted to turn the sound off on my TV.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:29 PM (S5YRY)

187 IT Demi-God.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:29 PM (S5YRY)

188 189 No losing record in bowl games.Worse is 6 and 6.Can have a losing record AFTER the bowl game of course.I agree there are too many but the number of teams has increased a great deal as well.Getting to a bowl,any bowl,is huge for the third tier programs.Bowls started as an exhibition game to reward outstanding teams from the season with a trip to a nice warm locale,They had no effect on the polls for many years.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:30 PM (4Ue2R)

189 I should have claimed to be a profession blog commentor, after last night's TOP10 list.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:30 PM (S5YRY)

190 Oregon's coach is running too many stupid fucking gimmick plays.

DO WHAT YOU DID TO GET THERE!!!!! Stop with the trick crap. Run it down their throats.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (CdX98)

191 >>Does everything need a fucking corporate sponsor??? Quit your bitching.

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (TMB3S)

192 Great pass.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (S5YRY)

193

IT Demi-God.

Oh.

Wow! What a run!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (ihSHD)

194 Beautiful pass

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (BP6Z1)

195 DEE-FENSE!

Posted by: Cam Nookie at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (VXBR1)

196 quack quack quack

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 05:31 PM (pW2o8)

197 Why ESPN/ABC thinks Mushberger is their number one play by play guy I can't comprehend.Is he married to some big exec or something?

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:32 PM (4Ue2R)

198

Oh.

Wow! What a run!

I see you're impressed.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:32 PM (S5YRY)

199 Spread offenses are NOT power running attacks.They are finesse running attacks.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:33 PM (4Ue2R)

200

I see you're impressed.

I always appreciate a great run!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:33 PM (ihSHD)

201 OOOOO the Kindle girl.

Posted by: Oldsailor at January 10, 2011 05:33 PM (AovJ3)

202 OT but these Earthshare ads piss me off to no end.The gubmint is fucking broke,give it up already you assholes!!

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:34 PM (4Ue2R)

203 "Ugh, fark is for subhuman leftist dick-muchers." Got a phone number?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 10, 2011 05:34 PM (VXBR1)

204 If we went to a 16 game playoff system, would we have to cut back to a 10 game season?

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:35 PM (S5YRY)

205 Touch Down!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:35 PM (ihSHD)

206 Sweet TD.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (BP6Z1)

207 TD Oregon, not lead by CAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (S5YRY)

208 TD!

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (pW2o8)

209 woooohoooo!

Posted by: robtr at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (hVDig)

210 This game is getting a little more interesting now.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (ihSHD)

211 Nice. Touchdown!!!

Go Ducks. Cam Newton FAIL.....yeah, he didn't know his dad was prostituting him out to schools....whatever.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (CdX98)

212 Interesting.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:36 PM (S5YRY)

213 2 point conversion--wow! So early for that!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:37 PM (ihSHD)

214 Deuce!

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 05:37 PM (pW2o8)

215

Wow!

Posted by: robtr at January 10, 2011 05:37 PM (hVDig)

216 OT that baby Baboon in the sidebar is not ugly.At worst he is so ugly he is cute.That is all.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:38 PM (4Ue2R)

217 Damn, what balls.

Probably Shock and Awe against Auburn

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 05:38 PM (BP6Z1)

218 "OT that baby Baboon in the sidebar is not ugly" Got a phone number?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 10, 2011 05:39 PM (VXBR1)

219 It's so nice not to have a dog in the fight. I can eat my dinner without getting a stomach ache!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:39 PM (ihSHD)

220 That was a kicker.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 05:39 PM (SJ6/3)

221 I'd rather have Brad Nessler in the booth than Mushmouthberger....he's only good for a drinking game. not good at the play by play.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2011 05:39 PM (CdX98)

222 241 Agreed.Nessler is pretty good,certainly better than Mushy.That's what I mean.I'm guessing Mush gets by on seniority more than anything.Really he is bad at calling any sport.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:41 PM (4Ue2R)

223 Auburns WRs are not blocking very well. If they can't block their man, they need to sprint them off.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:42 PM (S5YRY)

224 A head just rolled by.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 10, 2011 05:42 PM (SJ6/3)

225 I think the Oregon uniforms look like two small boys fighting under a mink blanket.

Posted by: Richard Blackwell at January 10, 2011 05:42 PM (yQWNf)

226

Most of their announcing crews seem really shitty.

And they just fired Ron Franklin, their best college football guy, for calling a female colleague an "asshole". Craig James still works there, however.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 05:42 PM (/VjHB)

227 heh! The inevitable Cam Newton/Ben Rothlisberger comparison.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:44 PM (ihSHD)

228 AU's looking good on this drive.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 05:44 PM (VXBR1)

229 Cam's breathing hard.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:45 PM (S5YRY)

230 247 ESPN/ABC is so fucking PC it is disgusting.They make Roger Goodell look like a rebel.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:47 PM (4Ue2R)

231 I'd rather have Brad Nessler in the booth than Mushmouthberger....he's only good for a drinking game. not good at the play by play.

Posted by: Sponge at January 10, 2011 09:39 PM (CdX9

Remember back in the 80's, when Mussberger was the BSD play-by-play guy at ABC?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 10, 2011 05:47 PM (c1oyg)

232 For some reason, as I look at the score, I have a sudden urge to drink a Slurpee and drive a car in a ditch.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:48 PM (ihSHD)

233 Hey Brent,
You got a little of Cam's jizz om your lower lip...yeah, right there...a little to the left.

Posted by: mpfs at January 10, 2011 05:48 PM (3TjSM)

234 Good stop.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:48 PM (ihSHD)

235 Go for it.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 05:49 PM (VXBR1)

236 They should go for it.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:49 PM (S5YRY)

237 Wow. Can the Ducks hold them again?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:49 PM (ihSHD)

238 Incomplete!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:49 PM (ihSHD)

239 Missed the wide open man.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:49 PM (S5YRY)

240 Wow. Camchoke.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 05:50 PM (VXBR1)

241 The Duck's socks are a cross between piss yellow and puke green. The exact color of my Aunt Karen's 240z she bought brand new in the 70's.

Posted by: mpfs at January 10, 2011 05:50 PM (3TjSM)

242 Lucky Ducks.

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 05:50 PM (TMB3S)

243 Nice pass....The longer this goes on, the more I can see why this is for the NCAA National Championship....

Jesus...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 05:50 PM (azgo2)

244

Steevy, you want to get really steamed, read Peter King's column on SI.com today. He never misses a chance to be a liberal shithead in addition to being a talentless hack writer, and the Tucson massacre gives him just such an opportunity.

I know I beat the Peter King drum here a lot, but God, he sucks so much I don't think anyone can blame me.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 05:50 PM (/VjHB)

245 265 Agreed again.He know's nothing about football besides,just repeats what his contacts tell him.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:52 PM (4Ue2R)

246 Auburn better win this or likely won't have a chance at the ring for several years. I think they only have 8 returning seniors, and you just know Newton will be gone.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:52 PM (S5YRY)

247 Hey,my excellent posting got me an endoresment deal!!!

Posted by: steevy sponsored by Massengill at January 10, 2011 05:53 PM (4Ue2R)

248 Nice stop, Ducks! Now get out of the shadow of those goalposts!

Posted by: B.B. at January 10, 2011 05:53 PM (jOv6/)

249 267 They will also be on probation.I predict Mr. Jizzik will soon be looking for a new job.

Posted by: steevy sponsored by Massengill at January 10, 2011 05:54 PM (4Ue2R)

250 Wow. Safety?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 05:54 PM (ihSHD)

251 Damn.

Posted by: B.B. at January 10, 2011 05:54 PM (jOv6/)

252 Shit,they dropped me for spelling the name wrong.

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2011 05:55 PM (4Ue2R)

253 Say, shouldn't those green and yellow fellows be trying to put the ball in the other end zone?

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 05:55 PM (TMB3S)

254 The field seems slippery.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:55 PM (S5YRY)

255 266: King's lazy jock sniffing of whomever is the media darling of the moment (usually Brett Favre, but you can hear him warming up the dick sucking machine for Tim Tebow) is also insufferable. Think about it; the fat fuck also gets a Hall of Fame vote.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 10, 2011 05:56 PM (/VjHB)

256 Hey Ducks,,,,,Bye!

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 05:58 PM (azgo2)

257 After watching the red zone part of Auburns last drive, I don't know why Auburn doesn't just bring the heavies in and run the A gap. They must outweigh the D line by 400 lbs total.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:58 PM (S5YRY)

258 TD Auburn, led by CAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 05:58 PM (S5YRY)

259 Woah. Blown coverage?

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 05:59 PM (VXBR1)

260

Did they just describe Aubrun as a "Boxer who keeps jabbin' and jabbin' and then they go for the home run"? Jeezus, can ya wedge in a shuffleboard reference, too? Just for the perfecta of mangled metaphors?

Posted by: B.B. at January 10, 2011 05:59 PM (jOv6/)

261 Blown coverage?

Yep. And Newton saw it. He did that to us three times.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:00 PM (S5YRY)

262 I really don't give a shit about either of these teams but it sure is annoying to listen to these guys say "Cam Newton" after ever fucking play like algore. Pretend he is just another player and call him Newton.

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 06:01 PM (TMB3S)

263 284 I really don't give a shit about either of these teams but it sure is annoying to listen to these guys say "Cam Newton" after ever fucking play like algore.
Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 10:01 PM (TMB3S)

I really don't either...but Rush didn't get fired from ESPN for nothing.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 06:04 PM (azgo2)

264 Nobody's putting their time-outs in there pockets.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:08 PM (S5YRY)

265 Air one out Cam.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:10 PM (S5YRY)

266 I'm getting confused by the Ducks sox. Sometimes, I think there's been a flag thrown, but it's just a sock.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:11 PM (ihSHD)

267 Good thing we don't have a drinking game going every time "Cam Newton" is said. We'd all have alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:12 PM (ihSHD)

268 Boy, that would have been quite the throw if he would have completed it!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:13 PM (ihSHD)

269 I really think the Auburn O line will be able to move the Oregon defense and force the LB's to come up.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:14 PM (S5YRY)

270 Is toby the only one rooting for Auburn?

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 06:15 PM (pW2o8)

271 The rest are all SEC h8ters.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:16 PM (S5YRY)

272 Weird fucking half .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 06:18 PM (npr0X)

273 "Is toby the only one rooting for Auburn? " Hell no.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 06:18 PM (VXBR1)

274 My Dark Lord Saban speaks.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:18 PM (S5YRY)

275 They said a while ago that the word is that Les Miles will go to Michigan if he's offered the job. Man, LSU can't buy a break.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 06:21 PM (VXBR1)

276

Is toby the only one rooting for Auburn?

I tried to root for Auburn, being a fellow SEC school. Honestly, I did.

But, FUCK I hate Cam Newton. And Chris Smith should have been ejected from the game for that bullshit knee to the helmet after the whistle.

On the other hand, as soon as I saw Oregon on my TV, my first thought was, "I'm going to cock-punch the guy at Costco that sold me this damn thing - the colors are all screwy."

Then I realized the colors were that way on purpose. And the idiotic font on their numbers. "Are you enjoying your quasi-futuristic uniforms, Oregon?"

/Dr. Evil voice.

AND all the high-school trick play shit was getting highly annoying. So, I can't say I'm rooting for either. Just watching and wishing they could both lose.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 06:24 PM (lGFXF)

277 They said a while ago that the word is that Les Miles will go to Michigan if he's offered the job. Man, LSU can't buy a break.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 10:21 PM (VXBR1)

It could get worse: Les Miles goes to Michigan and LSU hires...

Steve. Fucking. Spurrier.

And then we become what we hate.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 06:26 PM (lGFXF)

278 @298
Yeah, I'm not a fan of either team, but am rooting for the Ducks because I hate the SEC and am not a fan of cheatery-cheaters who cheat.

But mostly I'm glad to not be thinking/hearing/breathing about how much of a violent racist I am because some nutter in Arizona blew away six innocent people. So if the game becomes unbearable, I'll go watch paint dry or whatever.

Posted by: Y-not at January 10, 2011 06:27 PM (pW2o8)

279

Steve. Fucking. Spurrier. And then we become what we hate.

My USC alumn father's fate.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:27 PM (S5YRY)

280

Posted by: CDR M at January 10, 2011 10:26 PM (5I8G0)

Good on you, Sir! (Salutes)

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:29 PM (ihSHD)

281 "Steve. Fucking. Spurrier." HA! Let's hope not.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 06:30 PM (VXBR1)

282 If Les goes, LSU should hire Houston Nutt.

I like that guy.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:30 PM (S5YRY)

283 299 Here's my response to Peter King.

Posted by: CDR M at January 10, 2011 10:26 PM (5I8G0)

--I'm glad I'm not the only one irked that King lapped up that asshole Sheriff's words. Libtards, prepackaging and putting a pretty label on their talking points.

OTOH, I'm unirked by this salute to our troops. So wonderful.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 06:30 PM (BP6Z1)

284

Yeah, I'm not a fan of either team, but am rooting for the Ducks because I hate the SEC

Now I have to turn my back on you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 06:31 PM (lGFXF)

285 BOOTY:ROCKIN'

Posted by: Slim Whitman at January 10, 2011 06:31 PM (5qJM5)

286 Getting choked up over a Tostitos ad.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:31 PM (ihSHD)

287

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 10:30 PM (BP6Z1)

I so agree. I'm such a sucker for the troops!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:32 PM (ihSHD)

288 Now I have to turn my back on you.

Uh oh, dude. I think you're off the protected rolls.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:33 PM (S5YRY)

289 If Les goes, LSU should hire Houston Nutt.

That guy should change his name. It's despicable!

Posted by: Ann Althouse at January 10, 2011 06:35 PM (RiY9O)

290 USC. Not the real one, the one with Gamecocks as a mascot. Seriously, a fighting chicken is the mascot? I lived in the islands and got to see cock fights (both kinds) but a chicken with razors on it's feet is still just a fucking chicken. Not scary.

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 06:35 PM (TMB3S)

291 CAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:37 PM (S5YRY)

292 That guys falls down for 3 yards.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:38 PM (S5YRY)

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294 Auburn's forcing the LBs up.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:41 PM (S5YRY)

295

Cam Newton will be a flop in the NFL. He doesn't even call his own audibles. The subs run the plays into the huddle. If Sooper Jeenyus Cam doesn't likey what he sees, he has to stare at coach for 20 fucking seconds until the visual signals reach his secondary neural ganglion.

Further, fuck that guy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 06:42 PM (lGFXF)

296 Nope, no side I can take here. I hate Scam Newton's guts and I hate the entire slack-jawed mouth-breathing fuckwad gang of thuggish bought-and-paid-for cheats wearing the Auburn uniforms, but I'm not about to root against the SEC.

All the same, my wouldn't it be nice to watch this fraudulent team, and Scam in particular, receive the beating they so richly deserve, no matter who deals it out.

Guess I'll sit back and see what happens.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 10, 2011 06:42 PM (zgt4q)

297 314 SCAM.NEWTON!

Posted by: toby-928:Â™ at January 10, 2011 10:37 PM (S5YRY)

FTFY!

Posted by: BigTen Hack at January 10, 2011 06:43 PM (5qJM5)

298 Seriously, a fighting chicken is the mascot?

I lived in the islands and got to see cock fights (both kinds) but a chicken with razors on it's feet is still just a fucking chicken.

Not scary.

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 10:35 PM (TMB3S)

So Scary is why you name your team?

In that case the best team name would be the "Ex Wives"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2011 06:46 PM (CN+Qv)

299 Mrs Cocky is a stone bitch.

Posted by: toby-928:™ at January 10, 2011 06:46 PM (S5YRY)

300 What a shock: Nick the Dick got a personal foul

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 06:48 PM (BP6Z1)

301

Man, that dude is a dirty player!

Like I said, I can't tell if a flag has been thrown or if it's a Duck's sock.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:49 PM (ihSHD)

302 Bwhahahaha! Sack the sac!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:50 PM (ihSHD)

303 Oops, wrong team!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:50 PM (ihSHD)

304 Man, that dude is a dirty player!

He speared Steven Garcia in the kidneys on a late hit. And he likes to body-slam QBs. Really, I'm astonished that one of the SEC offenses didn't end his career earlier this year.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 06:52 PM (S5YRY)

305 And it's an indoor venue. odd.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 06:54 PM (S5YRY)

306 **TITLE DESIGNATE: CHAMPION SUB NATIONAL.** CORRECTION BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BOWL *BEEEEEP*

Posted by: joeindc44@aol.com at January 10, 2011 06:55 PM (Du09Y)

307 I totally bought into the CW that this would be high scoring game. Wrong!

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 06:55 PM (S5YRY)

308

Good lord you could see that hold from the cheap seats!

That would be my house!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 06:56 PM (ihSHD)

309 Good to see they could get the field in shape for a national championship on such short notice. In a dome. In Arizona. Is it possible to run one play without players slipping?

Posted by: JackStraw sponsored by Victoria Secret at January 10, 2011 06:56 PM (TMB3S)

310 Both teams are slip sliding away .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 06:57 PM (npr0X)

311 Good to see they could get the field in shape for a national championship on such short notice. In a dome. In Arizona. I blame Bush .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 10, 2011 07:01 PM (npr0X)

312 Boy, the Ducks need to score on this drive.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:04 PM (ihSHD)

313 Great catch.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 07:05 PM (VXBR1)

314

Wow, Auburn. Fourth and seven. Shit-tastic job.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:05 PM (lGFXF)

315 They changed the cleats when they changed the grammar - sadly.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:06 PM (lGFXF)

316

So close!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:07 PM (ihSHD)

317 Oregon's living on the big plays.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:07 PM (S5YRY)

318 Stopped 'em!

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 07:07 PM (VXBR1)

319 Wow. Snuffed. Cam Newton inspires Defense from teh bench.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:07 PM (ihSHD)

320 Damn, that fourth down call was as bad as the one the Chiefs ran yesterday. Sometimes you just gotta power it up the middle for a foot.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 07:08 PM (BP6Z1)

321 Denied!

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:08 PM (S5YRY)

322 yall are ahead of me again. effin mediacom.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:09 PM (S5YRY)

323 Gaaack! "If you've been wondering what Cam Newton's statistics are for the night..." Shut the Eff up!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:11 PM (ihSHD)

324 Is that Duck receiver related to Tuinei the old Cowboys offensive lineman?

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 07:13 PM (BP6Z1)

325 Running 4 times in the red zone against a team that is bigger and stronger isn't wise. Ducks need to remember that they are in this game only by trickeration, not power.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 07:13 PM (TMB3S)

326 Uh oh, I just heard the word "crosshairs" uttered on National TV!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:13 PM (ihSHD)

327 You have to tackle Newton before he gets going. He doesn't accelerate that well but his top speed is impressive.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:15 PM (S5YRY)

328 End of the 3rd.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:15 PM (S5YRY)

329

You have to tackle Newton before he gets going. He doesn't accelerate that well but his top speed is impressive.

Watching CAM NEWTON! go through his progressions is fucking painful. The floppy drive on my old Apple IIe thought faster than this shitbrick.

That's why Oregon went with the highlighter yellow socks. Shiny things distract and confuse him.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at January 10, 2011 07:21 PM (lGFXF)

330 Man everyone is slipping and falling all over the place. I'd love to get a piece of that action!

Posted by: John Edwards, Esq. at January 10, 2011 07:23 PM (ihSHD)

331 Watching CAM NEWTON! go through his progressions is fucking painful.

Heh. Funny 'cause it's true.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:25 PM (S5YRY)

332 They went with those socks because they all love the cock. It's not a big secret. Well, in all fairness, the kickers just dabble with it...they don't love it.

Posted by: Portnoy at January 10, 2011 07:27 PM (azgo2)

333 What's the mile 303 thing?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:30 PM (S5YRY)

334 This could be the worst national championship game I have seen. Only thing that will rescue this is Cthulhu destroying the entire stadium.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 07:33 PM (TMB3S)

335 Watching CAM NEWTON! go through his progressions is fucking painful. The floppy drive on my old Apple IIe thought faster than this shitbrick.

Would that be the same CAMNEWTON that just burned the shit out of UOs offensive line?

Posted by: Dooby Skoo at January 10, 2011 07:37 PM (q/Y+m)

336 This could be the worst national championship game I have seen.

It's relatively boring. I think it's the field conditions. It's like they were afraid the offenses would be too fast so they wet it down real good.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:38 PM (S5YRY)

337 I knew the groundskeepers were in over their head when the zamboni came out at halftime.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 07:39 PM (IlBr+)

338 Everybody's falling down.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:41 PM (S5YRY)

339

Would that be the same CAMNEWTON that just burned the shit out of UOs offensive line?

CAM NEWTON! plays defense, too?!!

Is there anything he can't do? Oh, yeah - multiplication tables.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:46 PM (lGFXF)

340 Is there anything he can't do?

He almost threw himself a touchdown pass this year. I don't know whether that would have been a first for a QB or not.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:47 PM (S5YRY)

341 >>It's relatively boring. I think it's the field conditions. Nah. This was easy to see coming. Game plan against Newton for a couple weeks and this is what you get. Newton is a poor man's Brad Smith. Smith is a much better athlete and did this for 4 years at Missouri. Only difference is Smith did it at a no name school and has found a niche in the NFL.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 07:48 PM (TMB3S)

342 CAM NEWTON has moves that even CAM NEWTON hasn't seen. And chlamydia.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:49 PM (lGFXF)

343 Yeah, but Oregon hasn't been able to use their speed at all.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:49 PM (S5YRY)

344 Fumble?

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 07:50 PM (BP6Z1)

345 FUMBLE!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:50 PM (ihSHD)

346 Dammit, how far ahead of me are you guys?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:51 PM (S5YRY)

347 Damn, Casey has longer hair than his brother

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 07:51 PM (BP6Z1)

348 Dang! Personal foul!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:51 PM (ihSHD)

349 It's still time-out on mediacom.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:51 PM (S5YRY)

350

Fumblerooski!

Fumblelaya!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:51 PM (lGFXF)

351

Geez, I just want to cut that Matthews kid's hair!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:51 PM (ihSHD)

352 and now I see the fumble

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:52 PM (S5YRY)

353 Toby, would you like to know how the game ended?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:52 PM (lGFXF)

354 Shit, I'm not reading anymore.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:52 PM (S5YRY)

355 effin mediacom

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 07:53 PM (S5YRY)

356 "Toby, would you like to know how the game ended?" Maybe we should say SPOILER ALERT before we talk about it.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 07:53 PM (VXBR1)

357

CAM NEWTON jumps offsides. Nice going, dipshit.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:55 PM (lGFXF)

358 Toby! Check out the nipple slip on the Oregon cheerleader!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:56 PM (lGFXF)

359 Psych.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 07:56 PM (lGFXF)

360 And once again the Ducks run for zero yards in the red zone.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 07:56 PM (TMB3S)

361 touchdown Oregon!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:57 PM (ihSHD)

362 Ah, trickeration and a touchdown. What a shock.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 07:58 PM (TMB3S)

363 Wow!

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 07:58 PM (VXBR1)

364 TIE GAME!

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 07:58 PM (BP6Z1)

365 2 point conversion good! Wow! Like Deja vu all over again!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:58 PM (ihSHD)

366 Heh Heh! They have to keep Cam's name out there and "Heisman winner" heh!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 07:59 PM (ihSHD)

367 Just when I start getting bored with this game, it picks up again! That happened twice now.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:00 PM (ihSHD)

368 I hate the ducks, but the Tron Legacy uniform was an innovative product placement idea.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at January 10, 2011 08:01 PM (IlBr+)

369 This could be huge.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:02 PM (VXBR1)

370 Wow, 37 yard run. Dude has over 120 yards for this game.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:04 PM (ihSHD)

371 Hate Auburn, but not more than I'd hate staying up for overtime.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 08:06 PM (lGFXF)

372 Unbelievable.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:06 PM (VXBR1)

373 Geez, buh bye, Oregon!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:06 PM (ihSHD)

374 How did they do that?

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:07 PM (VXBR1)

375 what a friggn game !

Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 08:07 PM (3OCZw)

376

Wow, that Dyer guy is a true freshman with over 140 yards this game. Unreal.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:07 PM (ihSHD)

377 Is it in? Is it out? The suspense is killing me!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:08 PM (ihSHD)

378 no td yet

Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 08:08 PM (3OCZw)

379 I think he was down.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:08 PM (VXBR1)

380 1/2 yard line!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:08 PM (ihSHD)

381 Yep.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:08 PM (VXBR1)

382 Choke, fucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 08:09 PM (lGFXF)

383 Sealed with a field goal?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:09 PM (ihSHD)

384 Fake a field goal?

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:09 PM (ihSHD)

385 I look forward to seeing Auburn's national title vacated in a few years thanks to CAM NEWTON.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 08:10 PM (lGFXF)

386 Just get this stupid game over would you!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:10 PM (ihSHD)

387 and once again the feet have it

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 10, 2011 08:11 PM (3OCZw)

388

BAD SNAP!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 08:11 PM (lGFXF)

389 Sorry. that was for toby.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 10, 2011 08:11 PM (lGFXF)

390 Ha! Ha!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:12 PM (ihSHD)

391

Drats!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:12 PM (ihSHD)

392 Not the shootout we expected, but a tight game.

Now to brace myself for every 'tard from Vanderbilt and Mississippi State to crow about the SEC.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 08:13 PM (BP6Z1)

393 Now we will have to hear about the SEC domination and Cam Newton! GAAAACK!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:13 PM (ihSHD)

394 417 I look forward to seeing Auburn's national title vacated in a few years thanks to CAM NEWTON.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 11, 2011 12:10 AM (lGFXF)

--Ditto. I hope the sanctions spank them like they did USC.

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 08:14 PM (BP6Z1)

395 double GAAAACK

Posted by: Rex Ryan at January 10, 2011 08:14 PM (3OCZw)

396 God was with Auburn? Gosh, that's comforting.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 08:14 PM (TMB3S)

397 Oregon blows dong. The team and the state. Adios, mofos!!!

Posted by: Rocky G at January 10, 2011 08:14 PM (x06nX)

398 game just ended for me.

How far behind am I?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:15 PM (S5YRY)

399 Now Brent Musburger can wipe the Cam Newton off his chin.

Posted by: Tom at January 10, 2011 08:15 PM (MWXXs)

400 Black bird singin' in the dead of night....

S E C

Posted by: tards from Vanderbilt and Mississippi State at January 10, 2011 08:16 PM (foEpt)

401 >>How far behind am I? According to CAM NEWTON, forever. God was in Auburn's camp so this was pre-ordained,

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2011 08:17 PM (TMB3S)

402 So I'm like 3 minutes behind. I hate effin Mediacom.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:17 PM (S5YRY)

403

game just ended for me.

How far behind am I?

LOL!

And as usual, CDR M, you have good advice.

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:18 PM (ihSHD)

404 "436 So I'm like 3 minutes behind. I hate effin Mediacom." You missed all the fun.

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:18 PM (VXBR1)

405 So 5 in row, 6 of the last 10.

SEC!! SEC!! SEC!!

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:19 PM (S5YRY)

406

So I'm like 3 minutes behind. I hate effin Mediacom.

I thought my tv was slow and had a delay (our other one is faster). Yours makes mine feel adequate. Heh!

Posted by: runningrn at January 10, 2011 08:19 PM (ihSHD)

407 I muted the TV but I assume the Cam sucking continues, yes?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:20 PM (S5YRY)

408 need a new team to hate

Posted by: melvin at January 10, 2011 08:20 PM (3OCZw)

409 Now, the PAC10 is our new bitch.

Posted by: tards from Vanderbilt and Mississippi State at January 10, 2011 08:20 PM (foEpt)

410 But really, how can Mediacom get 3 minutes behind? Where does the signal buffer?

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:20 PM (S5YRY)

411 >>But really, how can Mediacom get 3 minutes behind? Where does the signal buffer?<<

Les Miles' living room.

Posted by: tards from Vanderbilt and Mississippi State at January 10, 2011 08:22 PM (foEpt)

412 dullest championship game ever.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 10, 2011 08:23 PM (Wh0W+)

413 Well, time to catch some sleep.

Good night, all!

Posted by: logprof at January 10, 2011 08:23 PM (BP6Z1)

414 This was a somewhat boring game but I think that overall it has been a very enjoyable season and bowl series. Lots of good games with some major upsets this year.

I'm sorry it has to end.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:26 PM (S5YRY)

415 OK, no more War Eagle. Back to Roll Tide!

Posted by: Bugler at January 10, 2011 08:30 PM (VXBR1)

416 >>This was a somewhat boring game...

Yeah. Too bad we couldn't have had SEC officials, so there could have been some really awful calls and some real excitement.

Posted by: tards from Vanderbilt and Mississippi State at January 10, 2011 08:30 PM (foEpt)

417 OK, no more War Eagle. Back to Roll Tide!

Word. Life is good, Roll Tide.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:31 PM (S5YRY)

418 CAM NEWTON was saying a prayer for Brent Musburger.

Posted by: tards from Vanderbilt and Mississippi State at January 10, 2011 08:32 PM (foEpt)

419 That big run by Dyer was what killed. You know that the Oregon defense is going to hear Play to the whistle until their ears bleed in spring training.

Posted by: toby928™ at January 10, 2011 08:34 PM (S5YRY)

420 War MF Eagle, people. I told anyone who'd listen that a PAC-Men team couldn't hang with a SEC team.

Kisses, lacey.

Posted by: FUBAR at January 10, 2011 08:46 PM (McG46)

421 Auburn wins!

Hardest hit, pot smoking Portland hippies that voted for tax increases.

Also the dumb fuck that owns Nike and gave The Ducks several million dollars.

Life's a bitch and it's going to snow like fuck in Oregon, go global warming!

WAR EAGLES!

Posted by: Kemp at January 10, 2011 08:55 PM (JpFM9)

422 Okay, lemme say something to the people who are bragging about the UO, tax increases, and crap like that.

Just stop.

This was a football game, pitting two great teams against each other. No politics, no shootings, no nothing. Portland people are not hardest hit because most portlanders do not care about the ducks. They care about Portland State or University of Portland.

And this goes to Kemp: People like you are the reason why football gets to become a chore to watch. Bad winners are just as bad as bad losers.

So get the fuck over yourself, and go laugh at the Big-10...like the rest of us Pac-12'ers.

Posted by: Banji Kazooie at January 11, 2011 04:17 AM (CP7GS)

423 As far as saying that God was in Cam Newton's camp, let me just say three things:

1) Thou shalt not bear false witness
2) Thou shalt not steal (includes extortion)
3) The meek shall inherit the earth.

Posted by: Banji Kazooie at January 11, 2011 04:19 AM (CP7GS)

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