October 13, 2011

BREAKING HARD: RICK PERRY'S TEAM COMES OUT WITH ECONOMIC PLAN
— LauraW

DETAILS DEVELOPING....

Rick Perry and his top-notch economic advisors are releasing the framework of a startling and paradigm-shattering new plan...

We here at AOSHQ along with some large media outlets and other, lesser, blogs are in the process of receiving the bare bones of this plan, with fill-in details to come later.

All we can tell you right now is that they call it:

"8-8-8."

All credit for this joke goes to scottw.

Posted by: LauraW at 05:42 PM | Comments (314)
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1 Hmmm

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 05:43 PM (nDSx7)

2 Hmm

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 05:43 PM (nDSx7)

3 Clearly someone didn't read ace's post about not posting immediately after another post.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 05:44 PM (sOXQX)

4 8-8-8 

I ate ( yesterday, I ate ( today and I hope to ate ( (eat) tomorrow!

See how that works.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:44 PM (CZrbJ)

5 Sounds more like Chris Christie's plan.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 13, 2011 05:44 PM (MyByM)

6 You fuckers. You got me excited for a minute

Posted by: Learflyer at October 13, 2011 05:44 PM (9vscO)

7 I've been out of the loop for a couple of days now.

Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.

Posted by: As If! at October 13, 2011 05:44 PM (piMMO)

8 That's just mean!

Posted by: Errol at October 13, 2011 05:45 PM (vewos)

9 7 I've been out of the loop for a couple of days now.

Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.

I prefer the 8-8-8 plan myself.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:45 PM (CZrbJ)

10 999 makes everyone put skin in the game

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 05:45 PM (nDSx7)

11 My plan is 0-0-0

Posted by: Ron Paul! at October 13, 2011 05:45 PM (sOXQX)

12 Part of the Perry Economic Plan apparently involves Anita saying this: “It’s been a rough month. We have been brutalized and beaten up and chewed up in the press to where I need this today,” she said. “We are being brutalized by our opponents, and our own party. So much of that is, I think they look at him, because of his faith. He is the only true conservative – well, there are some conservatives. And they’re there for good reasons. And they may feel like God called them too. But I truly feel like we are here for that purpose.” So let me get this straight... the Perrys are now trying to say that Rick's drop in the polls isn't because of his stutteringclusterfucks of debate performances... but because of his Faith? Faith in WHAT? Mexico??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:45 PM (niZvt)

13 No, no, that was h8, h8, h8, like, you know, racist hate, or something like that. Um... maybe not....

Posted by: tcn at October 13, 2011 05:46 PM (hQX3k)

14 What's stopping 8-8-8 from being turned into 9-9-9 by a future congress?

Posted by: Cain's Ideas-Bankrupt Opponents and their Flunkies at October 13, 2011 05:46 PM (0F3ej)

15 The 8-8-8 plan or better know as the Energy- Energy-Energy Plan

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 13, 2011 05:46 PM (i6RpT)

16 10 999 makes everyone put skin in the game Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 09:45 PM (nDSx7) Well... so does porn, after all...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:47 PM (niZvt)

17 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 05:47 PM (fyOgS)

18 If you turn it on its side it's oo, oo, oo. 

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann at October 13, 2011 05:47 PM (6TB1Z)

19 Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.

Some folks. See the "Cain Picks Up Establishment Support" from earlier in the day. Though that thread devolved into another "No, Really, We Still Don't Want Romney" thread.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 05:48 PM (sOXQX)

20 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Never gets old.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 05:48 PM (GTbGH)

21 But the 8-8-8 plan is far better than the 9-9-9 plan in that if you turn an 8 upside down it is still an 8!!!  A 9 turns into a 6.


See, it is better already!!!

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:48 PM (CZrbJ)

22 12 I think they tested the Tardacil on her first.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 05:48 PM (fyOgS)

23 jeeze, we couldn't go right to the 666 plan.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 05:48 PM (h+qn8)

24 What about Obama's 9-1-1 Economic Plan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:48 PM (niZvt)

25 18 oo oo oo A boobie thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 05:49 PM (nDSx7)

26

My 8 point plan is 8.  YEEHAAAA

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 13, 2011 05:49 PM (PjVdx)

27 My plan?

Fuck you, that's my plan.

But you will blow me first.

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 13, 2011 05:49 PM (F79HU)

28 Oh hell, that was hilarious.

Posted by: Dustin at October 13, 2011 05:49 PM (fF625)

29 My plan is 100-100-100

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at October 13, 2011 05:49 PM (sOXQX)

30 what is this Tardacil you speak of?????

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:49 PM (CZrbJ)

31 wait, 8-8-8 upside down is 8-8-8.... err

Posted by: Michelle Bachman at October 13, 2011 05:50 PM (afrI6)

32 So let me get this straight... the Perrys are now trying to say that Rick's drop in the polls isn't because of his stutteringclusterfucks of debate performances... but because of his Faith?

Faith in WHAT? Mexico??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 09:45 PM (niZvt)

Thank you, CoolCzech, it needed to be said.  What a heaping load of utter horseshit.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 05:50 PM (/ybwc)

33 25 18

oo oo oo

A boobie thread

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 09:49 PM (nDSx7)



mmmmmm, boobies!

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:50 PM (CZrbJ)

34 I like my plan better. 10, 10, 10.
 10 inches, 10 bitches, 10 baby mommas.

Posted by: Shawn Kemp at October 13, 2011 05:51 PM (lLxs/)

35 Wait until I unleash my B Plus Plan, Bitches!

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 13, 2011 05:51 PM (niZvt)

36 Women dying on the floor excites me more than the 999 plan

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 05:51 PM (nDSx7)

37 Turn 8-8-8 sideways and its infinity!!! I still oppose the sales tax. Better to make it 8-8 or 1-1

Posted by: RINO Repellent at October 13, 2011 05:51 PM (DMxvZ)

38 how about gravy train for all?

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:52 PM (CZrbJ)

39 My plan involves producing dirt cheap energy and then taking that energy to produce even more energy. It's fool proof.

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 13, 2011 05:52 PM (Sh42X)

40 jeeze, we couldn't go right to the 666 plan.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 09:48 PM (h+qn

If the Antichrist turns out to be a conservative, I'm going to be pissed.


Posted by: Methos, wearing a Glenn Beck t-shirt at October 13, 2011 05:52 PM (sOXQX)

41 If you turn it sideways you get my plan, infinity-infinity-infinity.

Posted by: Barry XVI at October 13, 2011 05:52 PM (FcR7P)

42 You know I'ts bad when the wifey has to step in.

Posted by: ziptie at October 13, 2011 05:53 PM (VUvXQ)

43 @32: You're welcome, Peaches! Do I get a boobie snack??

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 13, 2011 05:53 PM (niZvt)

44 Oh, off, barry sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:53 PM (niZvt)

45 Ours go to eleven.

Posted by: Spinal Tap at October 13, 2011 05:54 PM (6Cjut)

46 Ate it alllll down, and then I wiped my pearly lipsss...

Posted by: Mike James at October 13, 2011 05:54 PM (FMUMi)

47 Why is it when I think of Rick Perry the word "wallflower" comes to mind?

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist or Tea Party Member for short at October 13, 2011 05:54 PM (PIPAS)

48 If the Antichrist turns out to be a conservative, I'm going to be pissed.


At least he'd be a competent Dread Lord of Darkness.  The Son of Perdition would never give out-of-region DVDs to a visiting head of state.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 05:54 PM (GTbGH)

49 Posted by: Barry Obama at October 13, 2011 09:53 PM (niZvt)

How embarrassing for you, CoolCzech.

Bwahahahahahaha!  No boobies for you!

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 05:54 PM (/ybwc)

50

Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.

What I am understanding of it.. hell no.  So we pay a 9% national sales tax on TOP of what I am already paying in state and local (7.5%).  Medicine and food are not exempt either.  Fuck no.  Cain is really losing me here and I was really starting to like him.  And Perry's wife didn't do him any favors tonight with her stupid remarks.  We really are boned...

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 05:55 PM (Z71Vg)

51 Tittehs,how the fuck do they work?

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 05:55 PM (fyOgS)

52 To be more precise, if you twist it to the left you get my own ∞-∞-∞ plan

Posted by: Barry XVI at October 13, 2011 05:55 PM (FcR7P)

53 Plan? You mean stick to future generations? That plan? Pass the lobster. And more butter shooters!

Posted by: Overheard at the WH at October 13, 2011 05:55 PM (6Cjut)

54 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt.  Am I alone here?  Don't be shy, let's hash this out.  If you disagree, why?

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 05:55 PM (/ybwc)

55 51 Posted by: Barry Obama at October 13, 2011 09:53 PM (niZvt) How embarrassing for you, CoolCzech. Bwahahahahahaha! No boobies for you! Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 09:54 PM (/ybwc) Damn...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:56 PM (niZvt)

56 When your little wifey has to come out to prop you up, you know it's over.

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist or Tea Party Member for short at October 13, 2011 05:56 PM (PIPAS)

57 CoolCzech.. you need to remove that sock and burn it dude.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 05:56 PM (Z71Vg)

58 Well at least it rhymes.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 13, 2011 05:56 PM (jx2j9)

59 If you disagree, why?

It's the couch.  I can't get past the couch with the cooch.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (GTbGH)

60 So I am calling mine "7 minute abs."

Posted by: hitchhiker with suspicious duffel bag at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (Fw2Gg)

61 And Perry's wife didn't do him any favors tonight with her stupid remarks.  We really are boned...

"And for the first time in my life, I am proud of my country." (paraphrased)
Didn't hurt my man did it?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (lLxs/)

62 Peaches, God forgive me, I've had that thought

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (nDSx7)

63 53 Tittehs,how the fuck do they work? Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (fyOgS) Women use them as eyes. So when talking to them, be sure to look straight at their boobs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (niZvt)

64 The 7-7-7 plan will be the winner.
 Ron Paul will probably take that one and screw it all up.

The 6-6-6 plan doesn't have legs.

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (DbybK)

65 I don't care if you got a 99-99-99 plan. We're all boned.

My wife is watching X-Faxtor.. and this is what our country has come to.. a bunch of tattooed wannabes with no musical talent pretending to be the current singing sensation.. It's like.. "Give me a million dollars cuz I can dance like a slut!"

That is the same attitude on OWS.. gimme gimme gimme cuz I deserve it.  We should simply wipe out this generation and write it off as a really bad mistake.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (UTq/I)

66 52

Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.

What I am understanding of it.. hell no.  So we pay a 9% national sales tax on TOP of what I am already paying in state and local (7.5%).  Medicine and food are not exempt either.  Fuck no.  Cain is really losing me here and I was really starting to like him.  And Perry's wife didn't do him any favors tonight with her stupid remarks.  We really are boned...

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (Z71Vg)



I agree, this really sucks.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 05:57 PM (CZrbJ)

67
  6 - 9 - oh,,
the everyone happy plain

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 05:58 PM (+uUFF)

68 7 I've been out of the loop for a couple of days now.

Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.


The Daily Caller
headline was misleading:

“We need more bold ideas like this because it is specific and credible. I’m more of a flat-tax kind of a guy.”

He also said it was a starting point for debate.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 05:58 PM (d6QMz)

69

8 - 8 - 8?

Those are my best goil's measurements!

toot toot

 

Posted by: Popeye at October 13, 2011 05:58 PM (0DGtF)

70 Tittehs,how the fuck do they work?

It's a kind of magic.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 05:58 PM (sOXQX)

71 Peaches.. I am not totally disagreeing with you... I actually am liking him more and more. If there even was a debate between him and Obama, he would leave Barky curled up in the fetal position by the end of it.  Just don't think he can win though.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 05:58 PM (Z71Vg)

72 but i thought seven ate nine.

srsly no matter what we're doomed

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 05:59 PM (h+qn8)

73 56 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt. Am I alone here? Don't be shy, let's hash this out. If you disagree, why? Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (/ybwc) Well... he IS the smartest guy running. But I don't know if I can wash that image of him and Pelosi riding Sybians side by side out of my mind...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 05:59 PM (niZvt)

74 Mitt Romney just introduced his new economic plan that will ensure his nomination : Let Perry Speak.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 13, 2011 05:59 PM (Sh42X)

75 Fuck no.  Cain is really losing me here and I was really starting to like him.  And Perry's wife didn't do him any favors tonight with her stupid remarks.  We really are boned...

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (Z71Vg)

It worse than that, his 9% tax on businesses only allow investments, purchases (from american companies only) and dividend payments to be deducted from the companies gross income.

No labor, insurance, attorneys fees, rent, or anything else except what I mentioned can be deducted. Even if you lose money you would have to pay taxes. It's a business and job killer.

 

Posted by: robtr at October 13, 2011 05:59 PM (MtwBb)

76 67 The country looks more like Idiocracy every day.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 05:59 PM (fyOgS)

77 BUT, if you turn that up-side-down it's.....

Oh...wait.

Posted by: Dell at October 13, 2011 05:59 PM (3S10h)

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 13, 2011 06:00 PM (jx2j9)

79 I went all gooey on Newt after the 2d debate. I want to be his 4th wife

Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2011 06:00 PM (Fw2Gg)

80 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt.  Am I alone here?  Don't be shy, let's hash this out.  If you disagree, why?

Newt's the smartest guy in the room on either side. But if he is the nominee, he's going to get his ass kicked on his private life. I like him, but the LSM will beat his ass. Are you prepared for that?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:00 PM (lLxs/)

81 75 That wasn't Newts only fuck up either.He's made many.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 06:00 PM (fyOgS)

82 65 53 Tittehs,how the fuck do they work?
Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (fyOgS)


Women use them as eyes. So when talking to them, be sure to look straight at their boobs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 09:57 PM (niZvt)

It also helps to squeeze them once in a while to see if they need to be pumped up with more air.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 06:01 PM (afrI6)

83 That is the same attitude on OWS.. gimme gimme gimme cuz I deserve it.  We should simply wipe out this generation and write it off as a really bad mistake.

Dude, that's pretty much what's coming.

Posted by: The Laws of Mathematics, as applied to the economy at October 13, 2011 06:01 PM (sOXQX)

84 I call it the Man Plan: 36-24-36

Posted by: USA at October 13, 2011 06:01 PM (6Cjut)

85 samuel, we already know he's really flawed. but he knows what is going on and doesn't mind kicking ass.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:01 PM (h+qn8)

86 Hey, easy now. I can't take any fiscal jokes so soon after failing to get into the xbox live update beta.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 06:02 PM (gvlTU)

87

No labor, insurance, attorneys fees, rent, or anything else except what I mentioned can be deducted. Even if you lose money you would have to pay taxes. It's a business and job killer.

Well, see I didn't know that either.  It's just a horrible plan.  And you NEVER, EVER give the freaking congress another money pipeline like that.  Good grief, on that point, Santorum had it right.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 06:02 PM (Z71Vg)

88 85 65 53 Tittehs,how the fuck do they work? Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (fyOgS) Women use them as eyes. So when talking to them, be sure to look straight at their boobs. Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 09:57 PM (niZvt) It also helps to squeeze them once in a while to see if they need to be pumped up with more air. Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 10:01 PM (afrI6) Yes, Robot Devil. Especially strange women you never met before like that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:02 PM (niZvt)

89 Well fuck me dead.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 06:02 PM (CZrbJ)

90 Okay, the Newt thing.  That cozy up on the couch with Nan really fried my ass for a long time.  And, of course, we all agree that, at this point, he is "unelectable."  However, one must consider that he is always, always the smartest guy in the room.  He knows the game and he knows the players, on both sides.  Would he draw all these libs I am suddenly hearing express biglove for Cain and Mittens?  Probably not.  But he would get this country right with Jesus, that's for damn sure.  He's the only one that I think would be remotely capable of doing so.

It's a mind-fuck, for sure.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:03 PM (/ybwc)

91 I can't put together three 8s in the football picks

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 13, 2011 06:03 PM (PjVdx)

92 No labor, insurance, attorneys fees, rent, or anything else except what I mentioned can be deducted. Even if you lose money you would have to pay taxes. It's a business and job killer. So you're saying it's a straight tax on REVENUE, not profit? OH, my...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:03 PM (niZvt)

93 Jets goal!

4-3 Blackhawks

Posted by: logprof at October 13, 2011 06:03 PM (QaKuj)

94 I like 9-9-9.

I want to see those that contribute nothing contribute something.

The "raise it" argument is weak.  They can raise anything at anytime.

Why not tax drug dealers?

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2011 06:04 PM (DbybK)

95 Newt is a thinker - not an executive.......and never will be.  I think Johah Goldberg said it best - Newt should be locked up in the basement of the Whitehouse and serve as an idea man for the next (republican) president.  9 out of 10 of his ideas suck horribly.  But, every once in a while he comes up with a golden gem. 

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist or Tea Party Member for short at October 13, 2011 06:04 PM (PIPAS)

96 wait isn't there a gang with 8s?

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:04 PM (h+qn8)

97 101 He's like Churchill,always tons of ideas,some brilliant,some very stupid.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 06:05 PM (fyOgS)

98 I like 33-24-38

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:05 PM (niZvt)

99 you guys are all 8ters!

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:05 PM (h+qn8)

100 I say 666 the mark of the devil

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:05 PM (1rA2i)

101 56 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt.  Am I alone here?  Don't be shy, let's hash this out.  If you disagree, why?
---
I'm still with Perry.  Newt's a distant second. 

I would just ignore whatever is coming out of his wife's pie hole with regards to her opinions about the campaign.  It's just not relevant. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:06 PM (5H6zj)

102 You could tax my left nut and not raise any revenue.

Posted by: Killerdog at October 13, 2011 06:06 PM (CZrbJ)

103 Sometimes you have to break up momentum. That's what 9-9-9 is all about. Sure, they can raise those numbers. Of course they will. But they do it to what we got, too. But its a game changer. We don't tinker around the edges of the current system, we throw it out the window and start over. Yes, it will change things, that is the point. Likely some people will pay more. Like the 47% who don't pay taxes now, they will pay something.

Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2011 06:06 PM (Fw2Gg)

104 It's a mind-fuck, for sure.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 10:03 PM (/ybwc)

We're the GOP and we will mind-fuck you.

I like it Peaches.

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 13, 2011 06:07 PM (X6akg)

105 999 gets rid of fica

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 06:07 PM (nDSx7)

106 That Cain poll is bogus.. He will never get more than 5-10% in any of the primaries.

Believe me.  I know all you Bachmann followers said I was full of it when I said she could never ever be the nominee.  But I was right.

Same with Cain.. people are actually starting to look at the details of his 9-9-9 plan and it is disastrous.  He'll be back to single digits in a few weeks.

He's a powerful personality, but no one is going to elect him president.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 06:07 PM (UTq/I)

107 @108: you don't think that statement was planned by the campaign?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:07 PM (niZvt)

108 107 I say 666 the mark of the devil

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:05 PM (1rA2i)

You have hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. They will be 5 cents please.

Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at October 13, 2011 06:07 PM (afrI6)

109 105 you guys are all 8ters! Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 10:05 PM (h+qn Well... give or take a quarter inch...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:08 PM (niZvt)

110 Tell me Perry is not going to explain this 8 8 8 !

Maybe leave that to his top-notch economic advisors,
otherwise I have the feeling the explanation will be:

"we have to drill here now like we do in Texas cause that causes less taxes and in Texas we like less taxes when we Drill here now, ( Drill here  now ), see 8 8 8!

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or Submit at October 13, 2011 10:07 PM (tHnoW)

You missed the 'joke' part of the post, didn't you?

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 13, 2011 06:08 PM (X6akg)

111 and drilling creates jobs

srsly as i've said a million times i wish would could shove newts information and articulation in perry's mouth.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:08 PM (h+qn8)

112 But its a game changer.

It give the government a new revenue stream, without drying up the old ones.

Flat tax or bust.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:08 PM (GTbGH)

113 666, He is the King

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:08 PM (1rA2i)

114 They should tax big tittehs to pay for the enlargement of the titteh challenged.I think they do that in Brazil.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 06:08 PM (fyOgS)

115 Well if the 47% don't want to pay taxes then they should have their benefits SEVERELY cut

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 06:09 PM (nDSx7)

116

Does it also replace SS and FICA? If not, then to Hell with it.

The 9% sales tax eliminates the SSI and Medicare tax (which is the payroll tax).  The 9% federal flat tax replaces the federal income tax we pay now.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 06:09 PM (Z71Vg)

117 We're the GOP and we will mind-fuck you.  And after the last few years, it's gonna feel really good.


Yeah, if only they would pull their tighty whiteys out of their sagging buttcracks and start playing dirty, we might have a chance.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:09 PM (/ybwc)

118
Well... give or take a quarter inch...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 10:08 PM (niZvt)

bah - 3 tops and that's measuring in centimeters

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:09 PM (h+qn8)

119 Newt's the smartest guy in the room on either side

True enough, he knows the people, procedure, and politics. Someone we really need, but not in the top spot as he has to much ammo for the slimestreammedia..

Posted by: beanervt at October 13, 2011 06:09 PM (+uUFF)

120

You missed the 'joke' part of the post, didn't you?

Posted by: Tami-

There's a joke there?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2011 06:09 PM (kt1UQ)

121 Flat tax or bust. Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 10:08 PM (GTbGH) Is that like an incentive to grow bigger boobs?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:10 PM (niZvt)

122 $6.66, the price of a case of Beast

Posted by: logprof at October 13, 2011 06:10 PM (QaKuj)

123 Right wing nuts, Satan is your god...

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:10 PM (1rA2i)

124 Friggin McCain is on Greta AGAIN.  Greta needs to just suck his dick and get it the fuck over with. 

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist or Tea Party Member for short at October 13, 2011 06:10 PM (PIPAS)

125

Does anyone else here hate the 9-9-9 plan? I don't give a damn what Ryan thinks about it.

Yes, it's an awful idea. A sales tax or a VAT tax is a horrible idea.

Why would we add another tax? That's the democrats job. Why don't we make it a 9-9-9-9 plan and make the last 9 represent the dissolution of 9 divisions across our armed forces? If we're going to do the democrats job for them, why not go all out?

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:11 PM (tEGzl)

126 bah - 3 tops and that's measuring in centimeters Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 10:09 PM (h+qn Hey, melts in your mouth, not in your hands, OK??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:11 PM (niZvt)

127 Ah, raygun returns.

Connnnnnsssssssss!

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:11 PM (GTbGH)

128 On Newt, the couch thing bugs me, but the real sticking points were the party-first attitude that had him supporting Scozzafava and his criticism of the (completely inadequate) Ryan plan as rightwing social engineering. He gets some points for his debate performances.

I wouldn't be thrilled about it, but if he were the leading not-Romney candidate when the primaries come my way, I guess I could live with him. He's too establishment to crawl over glass, though.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 06:11 PM (sOXQX)

129 Why not tax drug dealers?
Posted by: scott at October 13, 2011 10:04 PM (DbybK)

Oddly enough, if we legalized drugs, shitcanned the obscenely expensive and wholly ineffective "war on drugs," and taxed the living crap out of the stuff, all of our problems would end tomorrow.  But, hey, it's probably racist or something.  I denounce myself.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:12 PM (/ybwc)

130 32 So let me get this straight... the Perrys are now trying to say that Rick's drop in the polls isn't because of his stutteringclusterfucks of debate performances... but because of his Faith? -------------------------------------- Perry plays the victim card. You know, it's rather unsettling how many of our candidates are calling plays out of the Left's playbook.

Posted by: spiker at October 13, 2011 06:12 PM (fZfKj)

131 122 666, He is the King

Do make go all zombie brain eating on you...

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at October 13, 2011 06:13 PM (afrI6)

132 Peaches,

With regards to Newt and why he has risen above Romney and Cain in my estimation, my feeling is that he's a skilled politician who really knows DC.  I credit him with staying on focus attacking Obama and delivering a conservative message.  Aside from what I see as weaker resumes, I simply can't forgive Romney for demonizing the Social Security reform stuff or Cain's race-baiting crap. 

He's obviously done and said some dumb ass stuff, including in the personal arena, but he knows what conservatism is and I think he'd tackle the big stuff with more skill than Cain or Romney because he knows the Beltway.  We'd get some of the usual suspects, but I prefer that over the invisible advisers Cain is using (what's up with that?) or the circle Romney seemed to travel in in Massachusetts (there seem to be reports every week about some lib who was a Mitt adviser). 

Now, whether or not a guy like Newt can win is a separate matter.  I think he is qualified enough to win and politically well-connected enough to win, but I don't know if voters will go for him.  I vastly prefer Perry. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:13 PM (5H6zj)

133 Y-not, I appreciate your loyalty to Perry, but let's face it: if things continue the way they're going, he'll be last seen riding an armadillo back to Texas, with Anita in tow.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:13 PM (niZvt)

134 82 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt.  Am I alone here?  Don't be shy, let's hash this out.  If you disagree, why?

Newt's the smartest guy in the room on either side. But if he is the nominee, he's going to get his ass kicked on his private life. I like him, but the LSM will beat his ass. Are you prepared for that?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 10:00 PM (lLxs/)

Newt, in every debate, has been launching preemptive strikes at the press. And he's damn good at it.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 06:13 PM (ze29X)

135 Darth Newt. Will he have a whiteboard?

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 06:13 PM (gvlTU)

136 But he would get this country right with Jesus, that's for damn sure.  He's the only one that I think would be remotely capable of doing so.

Posted by: Peaches
................
Oh yeah.. that's what we need.. to all get right with Jesus.

Let's just keep Jesus out of this one, shall we?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 06:13 PM (UTq/I)

137 Did I mention my 8.5-8.5-8.5 plan?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (FcR7P)

138 I prefer the House and Senate Republican plans to Cain's. Cain's plan only works in a more ideal world.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (d6QMz)

139 Perry plays the victim card.

Anita Perry played it. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (5H6zj)

140 and taxed the living crap out of the stuff, all of our problems would end tomorrow.

Point of order; high taxes beget bootlegging and the criminal gangs survive.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (GTbGH)

141 Newt, in every debate, has been launching preemptive strikes at the press. And he's damn good at it. Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 10:13 PM (ze29X) He'd be a damned good debater, and especially hard for Obama to prep for. After all: nobody knows WHAT the hell will come out of Newt's mouth.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (niZvt)

142 Huntsman just announced 5-5-5!

Posted by: scott at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (DbybK)

143 It give the government a new revenue stream, without drying up the old ones. Umm - how many times does it have to be said? It isn't new revenue on top of the existing system.

Posted by: blaster at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (Fw2Gg)

144 139 Right wing nuts, Satan is your god...
Posted by: xxxx

Wrong again.

God is my Satan.

It's complicated

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 13, 2011 10:11 PM (c9Ivb)

Now for me

dog is my Satan

It's a living

Posted by: David Berkowitz at October 13, 2011 06:14 PM (afrI6)

145 151 Perry plays the victim card. Anita Perry played it. Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 10:14 PM (5H6zj) I seriously doubt she was going rogue...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:15 PM (niZvt)

146 Girls, your God is Mammon, aka the devil. Give him up, He will only ruin your lives...

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:15 PM (1rA2i)

147 Right wing nuts, Satan is your god...

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:10 PM (1rA2i)

Yeah, what's your point?

Posted by: Robert screams SLLLAAAYYYEEERRR!!! at October 13, 2011 06:15 PM (F79HU)

148 Newt, in every debate, has been launching preemptive strikes at the press. And he's damn good at it. Press Secretary? Make him Press Secretary-at-Large, so he can strike anywhere.

Posted by: t-bird at October 13, 2011 06:15 PM (FcR7P)

149 Now, whether or not a guy like Newt can win is a separate matter.  I think he is qualified enough to win and politically well-connected enough to win, but I don't know if voters will go for him.  I vastly prefer Perry. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 10:13 PM (5H6zj)

Oh what I wouldn't give to see Newt debate Obama. 

Obama would be trying to crawl inside the podium.

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 13, 2011 06:15 PM (X6akg)

150 I think Perry is listening too much to consultants, who tend to want to tone everything down. If he keeps it up, he's gonna lose.

Fire the consultants, Mr. Perry.

Posted by: KG at October 13, 2011 06:15 PM (LD21B)

151 so he can strike anywhere.

Hey, that's our gig.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at October 13, 2011 06:16 PM (A6Y/T)

152 I like 9-9-9.

I want to see those that contribute nothing contribute something.

The "raise it" argument is weak.  They can raise anything at anytime.
Why not tax drug dealers?

You realize that this is a tax increase...even for those who currently pay taxes, right?

Posted by: As If! at October 13, 2011 06:16 PM (piMMO)

153 your God is Mammon

Ha.  Only someone without mammon could say that.  Back to Wall Street, General Raycon.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:16 PM (GTbGH)

154 Point of order; high taxes beget bootlegging and the criminal gangs survive. Together We Thrive!

Posted by: SEIU, AFL-CIO, ACORN at October 13, 2011 06:16 PM (FcR7P)

155 molech goes over to the corner unappreciated.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:17 PM (h+qn8)

156 What's the sign for wrap it up and keep on track? We'd be making a lot of those hand gestures if newt was the candidate. Up twinkle or down twinkle?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 06:17 PM (nDSx7)

157 115 @108: you don't think that statement was planned by the campaign?

I don't know and I don't care.

Did she accuse Romney of smothering granny?  Did she accuse Cain of being a racist? 


Frankly, based on how bizarre that Reverend was and how quickly and eagerly Romney's team jumped on it, I'm wondering why in heck the Family Research Council chose that guy to introduce Perry.  And, I wonder why the oh-so-sensitive Romney didn't demand that they distance themselves from the speaker they invited. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:17 PM (5H6zj)

158 Rick Scott for President!

Hey. Can't we do something to force Rand and Rubio to run?

Posted by: As If! at October 13, 2011 06:17 PM (piMMO)

159 Oh yeah.. that's what we need.. to all get right with Jesus.

Let's just keep Jesus out of this one, shall we?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 10:13 PM (UTq/I)


Nope. Begone, heathen.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 06:17 PM (sOXQX)

160 SEVEN. MINUTE. ABS.

Posted by: That's RACIST! at October 13, 2011 06:17 PM (aLhsm)

161 163 so he can strike anywhere.

Hey, that's our gig.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at October 13, 2011 10:16 PM (A6Y/T)

I wasn't expecting that...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 06:18 PM (afrI6)

162 Darth Newt? I am definately stealing that one.

Posted by: GMB at October 13, 2011 06:18 PM (wY55N)

163 666, that's the future

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:18 PM (1rA2i)

164

The 9% sales tax eliminates the SSI and Medicare tax (which is the payroll tax).  The 9% federal flat tax replaces the federal income tax we pay now.

So let me get this right.

it gets rid of the SS and Medicare tax 12.4% and 2.9% (if you include both employer and employee).

We get rid of the income tax and replace it with a flat 9%.

Right?  Then we add a 9% national sales tax.

Right?

Two problems with this.

With what do we fund medicare and SS with? I haven't heard him say word one about reforming or eliminating either program. And while I am not eliminating them or reforming them at least, I acknowledge that while they do exist, they need to be paid for. So we'll completely cut contributions and ________? How do you fund it if you're not eliminating it? I get the idea that revenue will probably increase over the long haul due to the tax decrease, but that takes time. What do we do in the short term 5-10 years? More importantly, where does the money to pay for these programs come? The General fund?

Second problem, what happens if maybe, just maybe, the Republicans don't control the House, Senate and Presidecny for the rest of our lives.

What's to stop them from keeping the sales tax and then reverting us back to the old income tax with FICA taxes included?

Put it in the constitution? Two more questions. Could we get a 2/3 majority to put it in the constitution? Secondly, do the democrats ever abide by the constitution anyway?

It sounds snappy and easy, but it's fraught with real problems

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:18 PM (tEGzl)

165 You'd love my 4-2-0 plan. Far out.

Posted by: Tommy Chong at October 13, 2011 06:19 PM (9Lm5R)

166 $5 foot longs.Okay,I stole that idea.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 06:19 PM (fyOgS)

167 not against*

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:19 PM (tEGzl)

168 Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 10:13 PM (ze29X)

I like Newt, he is someone we really need for at least 4 years. But you, willow, and everybody else who knows this shit also know that the sheep will listen to the negatives the fucking media bring up ad-nauseum. There will not be one major media outlet that will give Newt the benefit of the doubt. None! His best bet is a cabinet position. That's why I wondered why he jumped in the race to begin with. He doesn't have to convince me he's qualified, he has to convince the dumbasses. That is a tough sell when he has no media support.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:19 PM (lLxs/)

169

77 Fuck no.  Cain is really losing me here and I was really starting to like him.  And Perry's wife didn't do him any favors tonight with her stupid remarks.  We really are boned...

She obviously cares about her husband a great deal, and I certainly get that a Presidential campaign is a difficult thing to go through.

But please spare me the stuff about brutality.  If she thinks this is bad, wait till the SCOAMF hit squad goes into action in a general election campaign. 

I also saw a comment from her saying that when she heard 9-9-9 she thought of calling 9-1-1.

OK, if you are going to interject yourself into your husband's campaign beyond moral support and encouragement, and go into criticizing the other candidates proposals, you leave yourself open to criticism. 

Anita, where is your husband's plan?  Cain's plan may be rubbish, but he's got something out there.  And by the way, what was that stuff about 'Rick not really wanting to run' all about, going on to say that you basically had to implore him to do so.

A lot of people question whether he ever really wanted any part of this, and I think her comments indicate that just maybe he didn't.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at October 13, 2011 06:20 PM (0DGtF)

170 What party does Huntsman actually belong to, anyway? Because if I sense one emotion oozing out of him, its utter hate for Republicans.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:20 PM (niZvt)

171 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt. Am I alone here? Don't be shy, let's hash this out. If you disagree, why? Posted by: Samuel Adams

Aside from the global warming debacle?

Dede Scozzafova.

He didn't need to support any candidate in that minor election, and yet he offered supported for a straight-up Democrat over a conservative. Inexplicable, and no one has asked him about it since.

His campaign sorely lacks anything that could be called inspiring. Oh, another Contract. Where does he come up with them?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2011 06:20 PM (kt1UQ)

172

 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt. Am I alone here? Don't be shy, let's hash this out. If you disagree, why? Posted by: Samuel Adams

Remember when he called Paul Ryan's plan "Right Wing Social Engineering" right when the entire Republican party was puting it's ass on the line in an attempt to reform entitlements?

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:21 PM (tEGzl)

173 Rick Perry's debate plan is Z-Z-Z

Posted by: The Q at October 13, 2011 06:21 PM (CJIam)

174 Any chance the Hendricks Twins might jump into the race? They could keep the whole thing afloat...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:22 PM (niZvt)

175 183

Let's not forget throwing gasoline on Paul Ryan and lighting a match called "right wing social engineering"

Posted by: The Q at October 13, 2011 06:22 PM (CJIam)

176 You'll love John Huntsman's "8===D" plan

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:23 PM (tEGzl)

177 My test for Perry is this - does he exhibit ANY skills that appear to be better than GWB?  Does he do better in debates?  Um, no.  Does he speak extemporaneously better than GWB?  Um, not enough evidence as yet, but he has certainly not shown me anything so far in the debates.  Is he, in general, more conservative than GWB?  Um, yes, maybe - except for the illegal immigrant in-state tuition thing.  So, let's add this up - No good in debates.  No better than GWB at public speaking.  He's got a real problem with the illegal immigration thing. 

Personally, I believe any one of the candidates running can easily beat Barky.  So, the test for Perry is not whether he could win.  The test is whether he could govern effectively.  I think that question was answered today when his little wifey felt the need or was told to come out publicly to defend his namby-pamby ass.  The boy is from Texas for Christ's sake.  Texans never ask their wives to fight for them.  Just ain't right.

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist or Tea Party Member for short at October 13, 2011 06:23 PM (PIPAS)

178 oh and on Newt, he did kinda leave his cancer stricken wife. Whatever the circumstances and whatever you may think of it, it will be an issue if he got the nomination.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:23 PM (tEGzl)

179 173 163 so he can strike anywhere. Hey, that's our gig. Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at October 13, 2011 10:16 PM (A6Y/T) I wasn't expecting that... Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 10:18 PM (afrI6) Damn you for stealing that joke before I could steal it. Damnnnnnnn yooooooooooou!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2011 06:23 PM (9Lm5R)

180 185 Rick Perry's debate plan is Z-Z-Z

Posted by: The Q at October 13, 2011 10:21 PM (CJIam)

Take that back hater, or I'll kick your A-S-S.

Bless you.

Posted by: Anita at October 13, 2011 06:24 PM (ze29X)

181 Part of what fries my ass about Mrs. Perry's extremely intemperate comments today is that one expects a conservative candidate's wife to exercise some restraint.   One thing Republican presidents have always had going for them has been lovely first ladies who don't piss everybody off.  Unlike their extremely annoying (not to mention fugly) Dem counterparts.  Jackie O being the notable exception.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:24 PM (/ybwc)

182 @144
It's not loyalty. 
I just don't see that on the day that Perry made a major policy speech and spoke intelligently about Iran on CNBC, some stupid ass comment that his wife made venting about why her husband had a rough month matters.  I never care about the spouses unless they become shadow government officials or do something so egregious that you can't ignore it. 
Let's see how his jobs and energy plan looks tomorrow and his tax plan (when he releases that later). 
I think people are getting way too emotional -- parsing out every single sentence and interpreting every single gesture or look.  But I base my vote on accomplishments and experience more than on rhetoric. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:24 PM (5H6zj)

183 Like the 47% who don't pay taxes now, they will pay something.

I don't mind that they don't pay taxes. I mind that nontaxpayers vote.

But democracy, like entropy, increases over time . . .

This is why I am endorsing Obama as the true Conservative choice in 2012. [Or, at the very least, I'm endorsing a Right-wing boycott.] I don't expect this Constitutional system to survive. The sooner it crashes, the sooner we have a new, oligarchic (or monarchic) Constitution. We the producers will be better off for it.

Posted by: Boulder Monophthalmos at October 13, 2011 06:25 PM (6GvAC)

184 You know what plan automatically makes Cain the joke he is and exposes him as nothing more than the chump happy to be the tax collector for the liberal welfare state?

Easy, the "10% Plan." A ten percent cut in all federal spending--today. It has as realistic a chance of passing as Cain's but exposes the fact that Cain has bought into the lie that all we need is more efficient tax collecting. Pro-tip, Cain: Revenue is not the problem and all your plan does is provide revenue without doing one damn thing to stop borrowing or spending.

Remember, Cain is the guy who couldn't name any federal agency that needed cut or reduced. Cain is the "one-gimmick" campaign; a poster-board slogan of a campaign that can't be defended under any serious analysis.

Posted by: jimmuy at October 13, 2011 06:25 PM (CQSQC)

185 Can we haz ONT soon? I have comments to make about Michael Moore and Melissa Ethridge.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 13, 2011 06:26 PM (RZ8pf)

186

Like the 47% who don't pay taxes now, they will pay something.

Indeed, while I'm for it in theory, it's not going to be great when Barack Obama is able to run as the guy who is keeping taxes down for the poor and lower middle class.

 

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:26 PM (tEGzl)

187 Ben- Cain said in order reign in rogue future lawmakers, the law will require a 2/3 majority in order to increase or change any of his 999 plan.  But I see your point, believe me. 

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 06:26 PM (Z71Vg)

188 Let's not forget throwing gasoline on Paul Ryan and lighting a match called "right wing social engineering"

Nice.

The fascist right hates Ron Paul, we all know that...

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:26 PM (1rA2i)

189 If Christina Hendricks ran... Boobquake!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:27 PM (niZvt)

190 Anyone else think the only reason Raykon knows the name Mammon is because he watched "Constantine" too many times?

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2011 06:27 PM (GULKT)

191 Newt's got probs. Just hire the girl from Aliens to stand around lipsynching while Newt hides behind a curtain ass chewing "journalists." That's what I like him for - debate moderator takedowns. Hell, when he's out, hire him to moderate the damn things.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 06:27 PM (gvlTU)

192 I guess Hendricks would subscribe to the DD Plan...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:27 PM (niZvt)

193 autos arithmos chi-xi-stigma

606 - newb

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 06:27 PM (afrI6)

194 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt. Am I alone here? Don't be shy, let's hash this out. If you disagree, why? Posted by: Samuel Adams

I uh, didn't say this. This should be attributed to Peaches...........

I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt.  Am I alone here?  Don't be shy, let's hash this out.  If you disagree, why?

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 09:55 PM (/ybwc)

But, I do like Newt, just don't think he's electable.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:28 PM (lLxs/)

195 OK, I'm really milking Hendricks... I'll stop now...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:28 PM (niZvt)

196 191 oh and on Newt, he did kinda leave his cancer stricken wife. Whatever the circumstances and whatever you may think of it, it will be an issue if he got the nomination.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 10:23 PM (tEGzl)

And on Obama, he did kinda have an affair with another woman, and several men. So there's that.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 06:28 PM (ze29X)

197 Hahahaha! I'm not voting for Cain b/c I'm not paying for a fucking VAT tax on top of the high state sales taxes I already pay.

Posted by: mike at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (bMhuZ)

198 He needs to divide 999/59 IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (jzm8w)

199 Samuel, i understand . You're right he has many negatives, they would have a field day ripping him to shreds some of which he deserves.

I  just wish Perry would be better at debates.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (h+qn8)

200

The fascist right hates Ron Paul, we all know that...

You can tell the difference between Paul Ryan and Ron Paul right?

One of them has the surname Paul the other has the first name Paul, but they are actually two completely different people.

One is a Representative in the House who put forth an entitlement reform plan, the other is the man who conquered the spiders from mars, well hung snow white tan.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (tEGzl)

201 200 Ben- Cain said in order reign in rogue future lawmakers, the law will require a 2/3 majority in order to increase or change any of his 999 plan. But I see your point, believe me.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 10:26 PM (Z71Vg)

Let's go check with Harry Reid about the rules requiring a supermajority to make a change in a law.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (GULKT)

202 Cain said in order reign in rogue future lawmakers, the law will require a 2/3 majority in order to increase or change any of his 999 plan.

If they put that in the Constitutional amendment the national sales tax would require, it could hold up.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (GTbGH)

203 198: Tease.

Posted by: Amanda Jane at October 13, 2011 06:29 PM (gvlTU)

204 I seriously doubt she was going rogue...

---

OK, let's say it was all a big plan.  So what? 

Look, when Scary Perry entered the race we knew he would be painted as a Bible-thumping wacko.  And that certainly has been part of the portrayal.  It's not the explanation for him not maintaining his lead in the polls, but it is true.  From day 1 the folks I know who were Romney supporters were whispering that he'd have a Mormon problem and surprise surprise what happens... except that it wasn't Perry's pastor and not done at his introduction and not someone from his "camp" as was reported.

Her comments just don't rate in my book.  She didn't smear any of the candidates (did she?).  She didn't hurt conservatism.  All she did was offer a weak-tea excuse for her husband.  Big deal. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:30 PM (5H6zj)

205

And on Obama, he did kinda have an affair with another woman, and several men. So there's that.

I didn't know about the men, I didn't know about Vera what's her name.

However, let's face reality. Newt's marriages will be fair game, Obama's affair won't be

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:30 PM (tEGzl)

206 And on Obama, he did kinda have an affair with another woman, and several men. So there's that. Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 10:28 PM (ze29X) You forgot Bo.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:30 PM (niZvt)

207 94Newt's got a big, lumpy ass.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's AGW Couch at October 13, 2011 10:02 PM (vbh31) ----Yeah, but it would be OUR big lumpy ass!

Posted by: David of PA at October 13, 2011 06:31 PM (HUxtO)

208 194 Part of what fries my ass about Mrs. Perry's extremely intemperate comments today is that one expects a conservative candidate's wife to exercise some restraint.   One thing Republican presidents have always had going for them has been lovely first ladies who don't piss everybody off.  Unlike their extremely annoying (not to mention fugly) Dem counterparts.  Jackie O being the notable exception.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 10:24 PM (/ybwc)

Oh no you di'nt!

Posted by: Anita P at October 13, 2011 06:31 PM (ze29X)

209 Bachman works hard

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 06:31 PM (nDSx7)

210 The fascist right hates Ron Paul, we all know that...

Why does the right hate Ron Paul???

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:32 PM (1rA2i)

211 Name one candidate that doesn't have flaws.

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 06:32 PM (Z71Vg)

212 I am perilously close to going all-in for Newt. ---------------------------------------- I'm warming up to it. Perry is a bust in my opinion. I do not like the establishment Republicans anointing our candidates(Romney). That never seems to end well. Newt has to demonstrate to me that he can LISTEN. I would love to see Newt in a Town Hall format. I know he has done them I just haven't seen them.

Posted by: spiker at October 13, 2011 06:32 PM (fZfKj)

213 Why does the right hate Ron Paul???


It's Ru Paul we hate.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:32 PM (GTbGH)

214 David I don't want a lumpy ass

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 13, 2011 06:32 PM (nDSx7)

215 oh and on Newt, he did kinda leave his cancer stricken wife. Whatever the circumstances and whatever you may think of it, it will be an issue if he got the nomination. Posted by: Ben

True, and in an absolute political vacuum, it's irrelevant to the job as the CINC. We never like to acknowledge it but being President, if you're actually on the job, means you are putting family 2nd if not 50th because he's there to save us from bastards abroad and ourselves.

But, yes, voters even Americans are emotional creatures that vote as if they are voting for a boss, best buddy, and janitor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2011 06:32 PM (kt1UQ)

216

Aw, nuts. I, and many others I'm sure, have been using this joke for a while. It reminded me of the scene in There's Something About Mary where the psycho's going to dethrone "8-Minute Abs" with his creation "7-Minute Abs."

But we all know if "9-9-9" became the law of the land, in 15 years or so, it will have become "45-35-15."

 

Posted by: Jingo at October 13, 2011 06:33 PM (mdwWR)

217 Nope. Begone, heathen.

Posted by: Methos
..........
Jesus can be as important to you as you like.    I'm just asking y'all to not force religion on anyone else, especially in a political race.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 06:33 PM (UTq/I)

218 Can we haz ONT soon? I have comments to make about Michael Moore and Melissa Ethridge.

Let's all pray there won't be photos involved.

Posted by: As If! at October 13, 2011 06:33 PM (piMMO)

219 If they put that in the Constitutional amendment the national sales tax would require, it could hold up.

If we're hoping for amendments to the Constitution, I personally would like to start with term limits.  That would go a very long way toward solving our problems.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:33 PM (/ybwc)

220

Two problems with this.

With what do we fund medicare and SS with? I haven't heard him say word one about reforming or eliminating either program.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 10:18 PM (tEGzl)

I agree with all your other criticisms of Cain, and I'm not sure I've heard him say anything about Medicare, but he has been pushing the Chilean model plan which is both the most ambitious and likely to succeed reform proposed, plus has good marketing like the 999. Who doesn't want a Chilean model?

Posted by: mugiwara at October 13, 2011 06:33 PM (KI/Ch)

221 Page me when we hit the jackpot with the 7 - 7 - 7 plan.  No more lemons...

Posted by: AoSHQ's DarkLord© sez F--- Nevada! at October 13, 2011 06:33 PM (Fs7RJ)

222 Can we haz ONT soon? I have comments to make about Michael Moore and Melissa Ethridge.

Let's see, does it have anything to do with eating and carpet?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:34 PM (lLxs/)

223

If we're hoping for amendments to the Constitution, I personally would like to start with term limits.  That would go a very long way toward solving our problems.

Amen to that!

Posted by: jewells45, tea party terrorist at October 13, 2011 06:35 PM (Z71Vg)

224

I don't support Perry out of loyalty either. He's simply the best of the lot.

He's the most electable conservative of the lot.

His biggest weakness is debates, but so what? He'll do better in one on one debates with SCOAMF. All he needs to do is hold his own.

People are puting a little too much emphasis on the value of debates. Obama didn't destroy McCain in the debates, George Bush didn't thrash Kerry in 2004, Gore in 2000 and McCain in the 1999 primaries, did he?

The economy is going to be terrible in 2012. Same as it is now. Perry will simply need to not screw up and I think he can do that in a one on one format. Also, all of the things that are considered weak positions in the primaries aren't negatives in the generals. Is Obama going to attack his immigration policy? His Gardisil policy? What is Obama going to attack Perry on exactly? Perry's record of job creation?

Perry is a good candidate. He excels at raising money, giving stump speeches and the the retail in person hand shaking crowd pleasing politics.

He can beat Obama and he's more conservative than Romney on EVERY issue.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:35 PM (tEGzl)

225 You can tell the difference between Paul Ryan and Ron Paul right?

They're two representatives from flyover country, but fortunately not Texas.

Posted by: inquisitive at October 13, 2011 06:35 PM (sOXQX)

226 227 Why does the right hate Ron Paul???


It's Ru Paul we hate.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 10:32 PM (GTbGH)

I thought it was Mrs. Paul's fish-sticks. I gotta not hang up early on the conference call.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 06:35 PM (afrI6)

227 I'm just asking y'all to not force religion on anyone else, especially in a political race.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 10:33 PM (UTq/I)

Sweetie, it's just an expression.  At least, that is how I used it.  I'm an old testament kinda girl myself and strongly agree with what you said right there.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:35 PM (/ybwc)

228 Girls, God is white, satan is black, Cain supports 999, satan supports 666. I say its a fucked up mixed up world that the little ones created in their own minds




Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:35 PM (1rA2i)

229 Who doesn't want a Chilean model?

I like Chile. But if I eat too much it will like make my boobs look fat.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 13, 2011 06:36 PM (lLxs/)

230 Look, when Scary Perry entered the race we knew he would be painted as a Bible-thumping wacko. Well, yeah, but we didn't know he would crap out so badly during the debates. He was billed as a GREAT debater... NOW they tell us that debates aren't really his strong point. And it's just not the debates... the way he's running his campaign is messed up. Why is he waiting to start an effective ad campaign to counter the inevitable Media caricature of him, and to try to ameliorate the debate damage? His campaign and performance has been half-baked. His debate performances sucked because he hasn't spent at least two years studying the issues. I think he just wasn't ready to run for President, because he did it on a spur of the moment - and it shows. Chris Christie new you can't just do a presidential campaign on the fly, without running into the pratfalls Perry has. That's why he didn't run, and he was right not to.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:36 PM (niZvt)

231 Raygun is such a dork.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and general know-it-all at October 13, 2011 06:36 PM (GTbGH)

232 It's Ru Paul we hate.

The St. Pauli Girl, on the other hand ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 13, 2011 06:37 PM (A6Y/T)

233 "8-8-8." I thought that was Christie's plan.

Posted by: NukemHill at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (7WLzC)

234 Christie is just Fat Romney anyway.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (fyOgS)

235 That xxxx dude is dropping some serious acid.

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (5H6zj)

236 243 Who doesn't want a Chilean model? Chinese models are yummy... but half an hour later...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (niZvt)

237

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:35 PM (1rA2i)

Don't you have a cop car to shit on, or something?

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (ze29X)

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (1rA2i)

239 Christie is just Fat Romney anyway.

Oh, steevy, lmao!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (/ybwc)

240

Perry actually did unveil a plan tonight, based on energy.

 

Which includes "I don't need Congress to make this happen".

 

 

Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 13, 2011 06:38 PM (PjVdx)

241 So who's your candidate now, CoolCzech? 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (5H6zj)

242 247 "8-8-8." I thought that was Christie's plan. Posted by: NukemHill at October 13, 2011 10:38 PM (7WLzC) No; that was his weight.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (niZvt)

243 Posted by: Peaches
...........

Oh.. then.. never mind!

Sincerely,
Emily Litella

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (UTq/I)

244 Girls, God is white, satan is black, Cain supports 999, satan supports 666. I say its a fucked up mixed up world that the little ones created in their own minds




Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:35 PM (1rA2i)

back away from the booze.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (h+qn8)

245 He record etc.. is miles ahead of Cain and Romney.   I cant shake the sense that the still open question is:

"Can Perry recover?"

If in 2 months its clear he can not we need to be decided on is:

"IS Cain presidential material this year?"  (I think everyone is comfortable with him as VP)

If not =

"Is Romney acceptable"

If not =

We got like a month to come up with Plan B.

I really think all the personal attacks and whining both get in the way of these questions and are marginalizing those concerned about this quickly developing authoritarian state.  Get your shit together this is real.  Now lets figure out for certain if Perry can recover!

Posted by: Shiggz at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (I9fXA)

246

225 Name one candidate that doesn't have flaws

 

Generic, this person keeps leading in the polls and has no known flaws.

Posted by: GMB at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (wY55N)

247 Chris Christie new you can't just do a presidential campaign on the fly, without running into the pratfalls Perry has.

Really? Sure took him a long time to figure that out. Not disagreeing with you, just lost a lot of respect for Christie. Jersey needs him, he needs to stay there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:39 PM (lLxs/)

248 @255
Yes.  And he gave what sounds like a very good speech which was reported on by ABC of all places.

But we're talking about how offended we are that his wife whined about the campaign.

Jesus-h-Christ on a popsicle stick. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:40 PM (5H6zj)

249 Everybody loves a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret at October 13, 2011 06:40 PM (GTbGH)

250 226 I'm warming up to it. Perry is a bust in my opinion. I do not like the establishment Republicans anointing our candidates(Romney). That never seems to end well.

Newt has to demonstrate to me that he can LISTEN. I would love to see Newt in a Town Hall format. I know he has done them I just haven't seen them.


Is Newt a better leader than he was when he was essentially forced to resign in 1998? I realize that a large part of that push was due to questions about behavior and electoral losses, but there are still genuine conservatives on the Hill who dislike him because he had a hard time listening to other people. It was ultimately all about Newt. So has that changed?

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 06:40 PM (d6QMz)

251 yeah I like the generic person a lot until i meet him/her

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:40 PM (h+qn8)

252 Not disagreeing with you, just lost a lot of respect for Christie.

The second that fat fuck endorsed Mittens, he was dead to me.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:41 PM (/ybwc)

253 244 Look, when Scary Perry entered the race we knew he would be painted as a Bible-thumping wacko.

Well, yeah, but we didn't know he would crap out so badly during the debates. He was billed as a GREAT debater... NOW they tell us that debates aren't really his strong point. And it's just not the debates... the way he's running his campaign is messed up. Why is he waiting to start an effective ad campaign to counter the inevitable Media caricature of him, and to try to ameliorate the debate damage?

His campaign and performance has been half-baked. His debate performances sucked because he hasn't spent at least two years studying the issues. I think he just wasn't ready to run for President, because he did it on a spur of the moment - and it shows. Chris Christie new you can't just do a presidential campaign on the fly, without running into the pratfalls Perry has. That's why he didn't run, and he was right not to.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 10:36 PM (niZvt)

Excellent analysis. Just a few more thousand book sales and it's a wrap.

Posted by: Breaker19 at October 13, 2011 06:41 PM (ze29X)

254 256 So who's your candidate now, CoolCzech? Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 10:39 PM (5H6zj) I keep hoping Perry can pull through. Out of the rest of the field... I guess Newt. Romney will be the vote of last resort if he's the nominee come November 2012. I really can't see myself voting for Cain... he just doesn't know anything about foreign policy at ALL, and I think 9-9-9 just creates a new tax without getting rid of an old one.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:41 PM (niZvt)

255 "back away from the booze."

back away from the God

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:42 PM (1rA2i)

256 ONT!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 06:42 PM (/ybwc)

257 217 I seriously doubt she was going rogue...

---

OK, let's say it was all a big plan.  So what? 

Look, when Scary Perry entered the race we knew he would be painted as a Bible-thumping wacko.  And that certainly has been part of the portrayal.  It's not the explanation for him not maintaining his lead in the polls, but it is true.  From day 1 the folks I know who were Romney supporters were whispering that he'd have a Mormon problem and surprise surprise what happens... except that it wasn't Perry's pastor and not done at his introduction and not someone from his "camp" as was reported.

Her comments just don't rate in my book.  She didn't smear any of the candidates (did she?).  She didn't hurt conservatism.  All she did was offer a weak-tea excuse for her husband.  Big deal.

Here's the big deal - Men still elect presidents in this country.  Like it or not, if you don't get the majority of males to vote for you, you will lose the election.  So, when men see Perry's wife out there trying to defend him, it makes him look weak.  And, he's done nothing in the debates to indicate he would be a strong leader.  So, in my opinion, this little speech Mrs. Perry put on today will be very damaging to him.  Sorry to say it - I had high hopes for Perry, but not anymore.  I think he's done. 

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist or Tea Party Member for short at October 13, 2011 06:42 PM (PIPAS)

258 242 Girls, God is white, satan is black, Cain supports 999, satan supports 666. I say its a fucked up mixed up world that the little ones created in their own minds

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:35 PM (1rA2i)
Kyrios epitimaō soi

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 13, 2011 06:42 PM (afrI6)

259 well did his wife say she is finally proud to be an american. or my husband is gonna make you work, and share your pie?

so she's a little childish, just have someone tell her to be pleasant and don't whine because Its going to be a Hard job and they Both will be detested by half the country for a minumum of 4 years

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:42 PM (h+qn8)

260 @269
Fair enough.  Then there's still hope that you can see my boobehs.  (reference to the earlier thread)

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:43 PM (5H6zj)

261 God hates you, ray, and he's determined to make your life miserable.

Accept it and move on.

Posted by: toby928©: Perrykrishna and Non-Apple User at October 13, 2011 06:43 PM (GTbGH)

262 The second that fat fuck endorsed Mittens, he was dead to me. Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2011 10:41 PM (/ybwc) You don't mince words, Peaches. I like that about you! So can I get that boobie snack now that I sucked up to ya??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:44 PM (niZvt)

263 225 Name one candidate that doesn't have flaws

Baby Jesus

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:44 PM (1rA2i)

264

Newt, Mitt, Used Car salesman.

Fast talkers, know how to play to an audience, tell you what you want to hear, and in the end empty your pocket and fuck you over.

Newt is tearing it up at the debates. Why? Because he's attacking the media? Well gee whiz I wonder if he's playing to some sort of audience that is natually predisposed to hate the media?

I've enjoyed Newt at the debates, but he's intentionally giving us red meat. You can't forget what policies he has supported, his many failures and overreaches as Speaker of the House, his global warming stance, his back stabbing of Paul Ryan, etc.

Being entertained at debates as one thing, casting a vote for him is something completely different.

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 06:44 PM (tEGzl)

265 phoenixgirl| Fair enough.

Posted by: David of PA at October 13, 2011 06:44 PM (HUxtO)

266 Jesus can be as important to you as you like.    I'm just asking y'all to not force religion on anyone else, especially in a political race.

Well we've got to defend ourselves from the encroaching alien secular urban culture somehow.

Also, I'm pretty sure the original 'get right with Jesus' comment wasn't meant in a religious sense, unless Newt's had an awakening I missed. It seemed more of a sort with the "come to Jesus moment" which is generally used interchangeably with the notion of "getting the clue" in the most severest sense, such as a stupidity-induced brush with death (and make no mistake about it, this country is at death's door, it's just that the nature of economics is that it chugs along by inertia until all of the sudden, the bottom drops out of everything).

Posted by: Methos, wearing a Glenn Beck t-shirt at October 13, 2011 06:45 PM (sOXQX)

267 sigh.

Posted by: willow at October 13, 2011 06:45 PM (h+qn8)

268

What we need is a Eleventy-leven plan

wait- the election is next year

Eleventy-twelve

Posted by: Jones at October 13, 2011 06:45 PM (8sCoq)

269 275 @269 Fair enough. Then there's still hope that you can see my boobehs. (reference to the earlier thread) Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 10:43 PM (5H6zj) Wow, my cup overfloweth... or is it your cups??

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:46 PM (niZvt)

270 I realize that a large part of that push was due to questions about behavior and electoral losses, but there are still genuine conservatives on the Hill who dislike him because he had a hard time listening to other people. It was ultimately all about Newt. So has that changed?

Doesn't matter. He is much more intellectual than anyone in the field on either side. So that means that the LSM will eviscerate him, (including Fox), and the sheep will listen to them. In other words, he doesn't have a chance in hell. I don't care if he pulled 236 people out of a burning 747 by himself that just crashed and saved them all. The media will just report that one of the passengers lived, but lost a leg so then why wasn't Newt faster in responding to the crash.
Just like Obama will get a pass even if he is caught sodomizing, on video, an entire classroom of second graders. It's the fucking way it is.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:48 PM (lLxs/)

271 Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:35 PM (1rA2i)
Kyrios epitimaō soi

Vox Emtpor
, tired of speaking the truth?

Don't bitch, I know what I did

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:48 PM (1rA2i)

272 I agree with all your other criticisms of Cain, and I'm not sure I've heard him say anything about Medicare, but he has been pushing the Chilean model plan which is both the most ambitious and likely to succeed reform proposed, plus has good marketing like the 999. Who doesn't want a Chilean model?

As a marketeer, my first impulse was to bristle at the 9-9-9 plan because, while I am in marketing, I also work side by side with finance and yield folks. One of the first red flags for us is when we see clean, round numbers or numbers which are too clever by half. It usually indicates that someone at the top of the food chain had a clever idea that everyone else will have to back into somehow. The results are never good.

My very first impulse was to question the REAL numbers behind 9-9-9 because it IS a marketing gimmick, although a very transparent gimmick at that.

Posted by: As If! at October 13, 2011 06:48 PM (piMMO)

273 @285
Stock up on Kleenex. 

Actually, as I recall, you boasted you could hit the ceiling fan, didn't you?

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 06:49 PM (5H6zj)

274 Name one candidate that doesn't have flaws

Baby Jesus

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 10:44 PM (1rA2i)


Not a natural born US citizen. Also didn't reach the minimum age requirement prior to ascension.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 06:51 PM (sOXQX)

275 Everybody in the media hates Perry.
Now I really like Perry.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2011 06:52 PM (lLxs/)

276 If you missed Perry on Kudlow's show tonight, here is the video http://tinyurl.com/4y2cn58

Also, his FB posting says:  "Tune in to Good Morning America, Fox & Friends, CNN, the Today Show, or the Early Show tomorrow morning to hear more before we unveil the first part of the plan!"

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 13, 2011 06:52 PM (X6akg)

277 289 @285 Stock up on Kleenex. Actually, as I recall, you boasted you could hit the ceiling fan, didn't you? Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 10:49 PM (5H6zj) It sort of looks like the Virgin Mary, oddly enough...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2011 06:53 PM (niZvt)

278 Cain can get back on my good side if his plan to reform Medicare is the Brazilian model.

Posted by: The Q at October 13, 2011 06:53 PM (CJIam)

279 286 Doesn't matter. He is much more intellectual than anyone in the field on either side. So that means that the LSM will eviscerate him, (including Fox), and the sheep will listen to them. In other words, he doesn't have a chance in hell. I don't care if he pulled 236 people out of a burning 747 by himself that just crashed and saved them all. The media will just report that one of the passengers lived, but lost a leg so then why wasn't Newt faster in responding to the crash.
Just like Obama will get a pass even if he is caught sodomizing, on video, an entire classroom of second graders. It's the fucking way it is.


All of our candidates will receive that type of treatment. I'm asking about voting for Newt in a primary. He is the ideal politician in that he is brilliant and a political animal, but he lacks a moral compass and his failures as a man and a leader led to his resignation. I'd be willing to give him a second chance if I saw a change in his deportment and personality but I'm not seeing those things.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 06:54 PM (d6QMz)

280 All of our candidates will receive that type of treatment. I'm asking about voting for Newt in a primary. He is the ideal politician in that he is brilliant and a political animal, but he lacks a moral compass and his failures as a man and a leader led to his resignation. I'd be willing to give him a second chance if I saw a change in his deportment and personality but I'm not seeing those things.

This

Posted by: As If! at October 13, 2011 06:55 PM (piMMO)

281 Not a natural born US citizen. Also didn't reach the minimum age requirement prior to ascension.

FK, we are doomed

Posted by: xxxx at October 13, 2011 06:55 PM (1rA2i)

282 Not a natural born US citizen. Also didn't reach the minimum age requirement prior to ascension. Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 10:51 PM (sOXQX ------------------------------------- What about His mom then? Let me tell you something, the Virgin Mary is no daisy.

Posted by: spiker at October 13, 2011 06:56 PM (fZfKj)

283 290 Perry was in Indianapolis yesterday.

The report I read on his speech (I think it was today) was very promising. 

I do wish his campaign would post his upcoming appearances.  They did at first but they don't seem to any longer.  One of the memes his opponents are spinning is that he's Fred 2.0 and not campaigning hard.  I know that's not true, but it's hard to refute without being able to point to his travel schedule.  I really had to dig to find where he was this week. 

He's not getting the best coverage right now, so he really needs to push out his appearances, not rely on the media to cover them. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 07:01 PM (5H6zj)

284 Shiggz at October 13, 2011 10:39 PM (I9fXA)

I'm here, man! That couch shit - forget about it. I was just there to get a free blowjob from the nastiest bitch ever. Tell me you wouldn't rub one out in her face if you had the chance. Admit it. You would.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 13, 2011 07:01 PM (usXZy)

285 Ryan spokesman issues clarification RE 9-9-9:

“Kevin Seifert, a spokesman for Ryan, clarified late Thursday that the budget committee chairman was not endorsing Cain or the specifics of the 9-9-9 plan, but rather that he loved that it was becoming ‘a starting point for a larger conversation on tax reform."

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 07:01 PM (d6QMz)

286 If Romney is such a strong candidate, what's the rush in sealing things up?  Why wouldn't you want to see him out there campaigning in a full primary?  If he has it sewn up by January he'll just sit idle and get no coverage. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 07:03 PM (5H6zj)

287 @304
Too late.  Everyone already spun that Ryan endorsed it and that Barbour said he'd vote for Cain. 
The fix is in. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 07:03 PM (5H6zj)

288 All of our candidates will receive that type of treatment. I'm asking about voting for Newt in a primary. He is the ideal politician in that he is brilliant and a political animal, but he lacks a moral compass and his failures as a man and a leader led to his resignation. I'd be willing to give him a second chance if I saw a change in his deportment and personality but I'm not seeing those things.

Dude you really care about his infidelities? I don't care, personally. This country is facing a shit storm and Newt is the man. He knows the problems, he knows how to work the House/Senate. He knows everyone up there. And he excellent at explaining his positions. He knows foreign policy, domestic policy and tax policy. So he doinks his secretary. And divorces his wife on her death bed. I mean, in the scheme of things; I want someone that cruel up in Washington who will tell people to shut the fuck up and listen to him.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 13, 2011 07:04 PM (usXZy)

289 301 So Rubios chief of staff and former Romney campaigner pushed to have the Floridah primary pushed up?

These goddamn RINO Repugs are really efn askin for a third party conservative to blow their play house down! Fuckin Mitt and Rubio!


It doesn't look good on its face but the story comes from anonymous sources, and we know how reliable they are. I want to see more evidence.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 07:05 PM (d6QMz)

290 I thought it was going to be 7-7-7

Posted by: izoneguy at October 13, 2011 07:05 PM (i6Neb)

291 306 @304 Too late.  Everyone already spun that Ryan endorsed it and that Barbour said he'd vote for Cain. 
The fix is in.

I don't see why he ever had to issue a clarification when his intent was clear from the article (as opposed to the headline). Ryan has long been a promoter of the flat tax and he reiterated that along with his reasons for praising Cain earlier today. 

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 07:08 PM (d6QMz)

292 @312
I agree.

I didn't mean to say Ryan was wrong or anything, just that the damage was done. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 07:09 PM (5H6zj)

293 If he has it sewn up by January he'll just sit idle and get no coverage.

Mitt has been following Palin, Ryan etal for months. He's the clean up guy. Where they dropped the bombs, he's come in behind as the guy to profit from it. At no point, when Obama was popular, was he out there leading any charge against him. Fuck Romney.

Romney, so opposed to Obamacare was he that he said nothing the entire time it was debated. About how it wasn't appropriate at the federal level. Nothing. Fuck him.

In fact, Romney still isn't leading on anything against Obama. Just meaningless platitudes about how he'll do better or whatever. Fuck him.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 13, 2011 07:09 PM (usXZy)

294 @308 Y-Not.. here are some photo's of Perry at Columbia Club..

Thanks for posting that.  Nice pix!

Geez I wish he'd come to Utah. 

Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2011 07:10 PM (5H6zj)

295 Steevy, my hubby wants to buy you a beer!

Posted by: poljunkie at October 13, 2011 07:10 PM (XuiJf)

296 307 Dude you really care about his infidelities? I don't care, personally. This country is facing a shit storm and Newt is the man. He knows the problems, he knows how to work the House/Senate. He knows everyone up there. And he excellent at explaining his positions. He knows foreign policy, domestic policy and tax policy. So he doinks his secretary. And divorces his wife on her death bed. I mean, in the scheme of things; I want someone that cruel up in Washington who will tell people to shut the fuck up and listen to him.


I'm not merely speaking of his infidelities. Again, Newt is the ideal politician but that's the reason why he had such a difficult time as Speaker of the House. He could over-think things and his ego eventually got in the way of progress. Other lawmakers (including some current conservative veteran congressmen) started hating him because he thought he was the smartest man in the room, which led him to ignore other opinions, even on little things. You can't do that when you're President of the United States and I want to know whether Newt learned his lesson.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 07:14 PM (d6QMz)

297 313 @312 I agree.
I didn't mean to say Ryan was wrong or anything, just that the damage was done.

It was the headline that did it. Ultimately, though, it may not matter as much because he's still not allowed to endorse anyone with this fundraising role of his. So he can continue to positively comment Perry and Cain or whoever else without making it official. 

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 07:19 PM (d6QMz)

298 You can't do that when you're President of the United States and I want to know whether Newt learned his lesson.

I dunno about this either. I think Newt thinks he is smartest person in the room. Hell, it's DC. He probably is the smartest person up there. That's not a huge task though. Look at the mental midgets you are comparing him to.

Newt has been blowing up the debates. He's been awesome in every single one of them. He's on point; he's detailed. He doesn't attack everyone else - he goes after his target (Obama). He doesn't dodge questions. After debates, he's awesome on TV with interviews.

I love Cain but I think 9-9-9 is going to blow up in our face. Sooner or later. People are going to realize its a tax increase on 48% of Americans, while rich people get a tax cut. You cannot give democrats that sort of easy talking point - especially when it's your centerpiece.

Right now, I'm Cain or Newt. Romney is a chicken fucker. I'll vote for him in the general, if it comes to that. I pray it won't.

Posted by: Newt 2012 at October 13, 2011 07:22 PM (usXZy)

299

Turn that 8-8-8 plan upside down, and there are snowmen in the details!

 

Posted by: Michelle Bachmann's Cackle at October 13, 2011 07:22 PM (mcwvS)

300 319 I dunno about this either. I think Newt thinks he is smartest person in the room. Hell, it's DC. He probably is the smartest person up there. That's not a huge task though. Look at the mental midgets you are comparing him to.

Newt has been blowing up the debates. He's been awesome in every single one of them. He's on point; he's detailed. He doesn't attack everyone else - he goes after his target (Obama). He doesn't dodge questions. After debates, he's awesome on TV with interviews.


My primary concern is that he'd return to micromanaging. I recognize that presidents always make the final decision but they have advisers for a reason. That's my primary question, is whether he'd now be able to avoid the desire to micromanage things. What I'm seeing thus far indicates he (still) can't.

Posted by: Miss'80s at October 13, 2011 07:32 PM (d6QMz)

301 So Rubios chief of staff and former Romney campaigner pushed to have the Floridah primary pushed up?

I guess Rubio goes in the bin with Christie as could've-beens-that-didn't-pan-out.

Posted by: Methos at October 13, 2011 08:27 PM (sOXQX)

302

He'd be a damned good debater, and especially hard for Obama to prep for. After all: nobody knows WHAT the hell will come out of Newt's mouth.

You know, I'm starting to think he'd be a good VP.

Posted by: Entropy at October 13, 2011 08:44 PM (dn7cw)

303

So Rubios chief of staff and former Romney campaigner pushed to have the Floridah primary pushed up?

I've warned people that he is still something of an unknown. I see signs he could go either way.

Rand Paul however? Still awesome.

Posted by: Entropy at October 13, 2011 08:45 PM (dn7cw)

304

With what do we fund medicare and SS with? I haven't heard him say word one about reforming or eliminating either program. And while I am not eliminating them or reforming them at least, I acknowledge that while they do exist, they need to be paid for. So we'll completely cut contributions and ________? How do you fund it if you're not eliminating it? I get the idea that revenue will probably increase over the long haul due to the tax decrease, but that takes time. What do we do in the short term 5-10 years? More importantly, where does the money to pay for these programs come? The General fund?

It sounds snappy and easy, but it's fraught with real problems

Posted by: Ben at October 13, 2011 10:18 PM (tEGzl)

Yes, it comes out of the General fund and as such increases the opportunity for waste, pork, and corruption a hundred fold. Also, the 9-9-9 boondangle is just phase 2. The third phase is a 30% tax on all goods.(not sure if it includes services). Not something to look forward to with a smile. Cain is dangerous,..even more so than Mitt. 

Posted by: long toss at October 13, 2011 08:50 PM (/bkko)

305 "You know, I'm starting to think he'd be a good VP.

Posted by: Entropy at October 14, 2011 12:44 AM (dn7cw)"


I've been thinking that for a while.


Perry/Gingrich or Cain/Gingrich would be awesome against Obama/Biden.

A leader against a poser and a genius against a moron.

Posted by: Dustin at October 13, 2011 09:01 PM (fF625)

306 The Big Tease Best of Perry's Economic Plan

No, no, that was h8, h8, h8, like, you know, racist hate, or something like that. Um... maybe not....
#13  Posted by: tcn

What's stopping 8-8-8 from being turned into 9-9-9 by a future congress?
#14  Posted by: Cain's Ideas-Bankrupt Opponents and their Flunkies

If you turn it on its side it's oo, oo, oo. 
#18   Posted by: Michelle Bachmann

But if you turn an 8 upside down it is still an 8!!!  A 9 turns into a 6.
See, it is better already!!!
#21   Posted by: Killerdog

Posted by: didn't take long at October 14, 2011 03:00 AM (lpWVn)

307   #318   So he can continue to positively comment Perry and Cain or whoever else without making it official. 
Posted by: Miss'80s

That's as far as any "endorsement" should go, since the devil's always in the pox details that blanket endorsements are meant to hide.

Come back tomorrow and count yourself lucky to be granted an audience. The Great Oz has spoken! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! 

Posted by: didn't take long at October 14, 2011 03:09 AM (lpWVn)

308 But when you turn it upside down ....

Posted by: Honey Badger at October 14, 2011 04:50 AM (GvYeG)

309 Well, y'all just roll over for Romney then, because that's what everyone wants you to have. Let everyone tell you how to think.

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