April 21, 2011

BREAKING: Nevada Senator John Ensign To Resign Tomorrow
— DrewM

He previously announced he wouldn't be seeking reelection at the end of his term due to an affair and subsequent cover up of payoffs. Now he's leaving tomorrow. (May 3rd seems to be the actual date)

Ensign, 53, began notifying Nevada friends of his intentions late Thursday. The senator has kept his distance from official GOP circles in Washington for months, but word quickly spread to GOP figures inside the Beltway who confirmed a report by Nevada politics watcher Jon Ralston of the Las Vegas Sun to NJ.

Ensign quickly put an end to the speculation, releasing a statement Thursday evening confirming the reports, and announcing that his retirement would be effective on May 3.

"While I stand behind my firm belief that I have not violated any law, rule, or standard of conduct of the Senate, and I have fought to prove this publicly, I will not continue to subject my family, my constituents, or the Senate to any further rounds of investigation, depositions, drawn out proceedings, or especially public hearings," Ensign said. "For my family and me, this continued personal cost is simply too great."

GOP Governor Brian Sandoval gets to appoint a replacement. Speculation seems to be he'll name Congressman Dean Heller who had already announced a run to replace Ensign.

Sharron Angle had previously announced plans to run for Heller's seat, so she's likely to run in the special election that will be announced to replace Heller. There are several other candidates for next year's primary but given her huge fundraising and name recognition advantages, there's a good chance we'll see Congresswoman Angle in the next few months.

Posted by: DrewM at 03:01 PM | Comments (104)
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1 Good riddance, Senator. Can you take Harry with you?

Posted by: LasVegasgal at April 21, 2011 03:04 PM (EwI2O)

2 Excellent.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 21, 2011 03:04 PM (FYCiJ)

3 First?

Posted by: Vyceroy at April 21, 2011 03:04 PM (1K7zi)

4 Another case of what if. If he had been a Dem not only would he not resign but he would stay in office until he died.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2011 03:09 PM (M9Ie6)

5 Just saw this at Daily Caller!

AoSHQ beats NY Times!

They still don't know Crystal Magnum(Duke rape accuser) was indicted for murder.

I am assuming this is good shit, since the longer Ensign is out, the less people will remember he was a Republican.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:10 PM (JpFM9)

6 I'd have brazened it out and mentioned the Gerry Studs incident as precedent.  Studs remained in congress and received a standing ovation on the house floor.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 21, 2011 03:12 PM (YBreH)

7 Meanwhile, Barney Frank is probably about to tap another ass.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 21, 2011 03:13 PM (/izg2)

8 I'd have brazened it out and mentioned the Gerry Studs incident as precedent.  Studs remained in congress and received a standing ovation on the house floor.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 21, 2011 07:12 PM (YBreH)

Yes, but Ensign is paving the way for Heller to become an incumbent Senator (very helpful in next year's election) and for Angle to become an incumbent Congresswoman.

Even if that's not his main intention, he's doing a good thing for the Republicans in Nevada.

Posted by: stuiec at April 21, 2011 03:14 PM (ELpjS)

9 BONUS!

This gives Heller a head start on the next election.  Demotards weep.

Posted by: logprof vows to lurk for realz this time at April 21, 2011 03:15 PM (BP6Z1)

10 Good. Somebitch should have kept it in his pants.

Posted by: sifty at April 21, 2011 03:16 PM (+cmP9)

11 Republicans resign, Democrats circle the wagons.

In any given case it may or may not be the right thing to do, it's just another double standard we have to fight against instead of actually doing things like budget cuts or getting rid of stifling regulations.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2011 03:17 PM (bxiXv)

12 Rangel!

Posted by: sifty at April 21, 2011 03:17 PM (+cmP9)

13 Ensign was an empty suit ; Heller will be able to bring HOPE & CHANGE !!!

only not the tainted kind

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 21, 2011 03:19 PM (UqKQV)

14 Win all around.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 21, 2011 03:20 PM (UB58p)

15 Meanwhile, Maxine Waters remains in office and the investigation into her blatant corruption is stalled.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 21, 2011 03:20 PM (61b7k)

16 4 Another case of what if. If he had been a Dem not only would he not resign but he would stay in office until he died.
Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2011 07:09 PM (M9Ie6)

.....and the defense would have been "it was just about sex", even if the dhim was caught porking a dead fuckin' dog.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 21, 2011 03:21 PM (HBqDo)

17 Ensign was only 53?  What is the story on this guy?  How did he get elected.

Looks like the little head was talking when the big head should have been.


Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:21 PM (JpFM9)

18 Coming soon: The Revenge of the Tea Partiers.

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 21, 2011 03:21 PM (lH6z9)

19 It would be funny if, even just as a joke, Gov. Sandoval said he would name Sharron Angle to fill the seat --just to see the reactions.


Posted by: logprof vows to lurk for realz this time at April 21, 2011 03:23 PM (BP6Z1)

20 #19
No THAT would not be funny. Stupid, yes.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:25 PM (JpFM9)

21 20 #19
No THAT would not be funny. Stupid, yes.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 07:25 PM (JpFM9)

--Heh, now that was some of the funny reaction I was talking about!

Posted by: logprof vows to lurk for realz this time at April 21, 2011 03:28 PM (BP6Z1)

22 His party affiliation will be in the first paragraph of every story about him, and the media will also say things like "This underscores some of the problems for the Republican party."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 21, 2011 03:29 PM (081kp)

23

4 Another case of what if. If he had been a Dem not only would he not resign but he would stay in office until he died.

You know,  Dems have it easy.   Is it REALLY news when someone you expect to be a lying sleezebag, is caught being a lying sleezebag?  That's why for Dems, this behavior is no big deal.

Posted by: louisianaLightning at April 21, 2011 03:29 PM (TJ8HB)

24

so John screws one person   and resigns , but Reid screws millions and stays.

ok then.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2011 03:31 PM (h+qn8)

25 Ensign was already filling the seat - that's what got him in trouble.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 03:31 PM (uR5Zf)

26 "While I stand behind my firm belief that I have not violated any law, rule, or standard of conduct of the Senate"

Nah, you're definitely good there.

Posted by: Zombies Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd at April 21, 2011 03:32 PM (xy9wk)

27 Pussy.

Posted by: Sen. David Vitter at April 21, 2011 03:32 PM (W7Ddq)

28 It's not like the bitch drowned, what's the big deal?

Posted by: Zombie Ted at April 21, 2011 03:33 PM (JpFM9)

29 So how does Heller compare to Ensign politically?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2011 03:33 PM (bgcml)

30 It wasn't the cheating, it was the cover-up.

Posted by: huerfano at April 21, 2011 03:33 PM (6zFxS)

31 she's likely to run in the special election that will be announced to replace Heller.
If it's a special election, Trig should run for it!!!!

Posted by: jackin' stuef at April 21, 2011 03:34 PM (Y1DZt)

32 I see the ACU has Ensign at 94 and Heller at 89.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2011 03:34 PM (bgcml)

33 @8: "Yes, but Ensign is paving the way for Heller to become an incumbent Senator (very helpful in next year's election) and for Angle to become an incumbent Congresswoman."

Exactly.  Ensign's not doing this to save Sparazza, he's doing this to save Heller.

Posted by: Stanley Locke at April 21, 2011 03:35 PM (xy9wk)

34

"While I stand behind my firm belief..."

That pretty well sums it up.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 03:35 PM (uR5Zf)

35 This is how it should have gone this last election, but Heller was too afraid to run against Reid. Guarantee you Angle beat Reid up pretty good. Angle rightly belongs in Congress and Heller is the perfect replacement for Ensign. Six years from now, Angle will be much better prepared to be a Senator from my home state.

Posted by: g at April 21, 2011 03:35 PM (dO1zw)

36 It's like I tells my old lady - "If you'd have hung upside down from the trapeze and stuffed those raviolis in my ass like I TOLD you to, I wouldn't HAVE to outsource the pussy, WOULD I?"

Posted by: Sen. David Vitter at April 21, 2011 03:36 PM (W7Ddq)

37 So here is a question, when is the last time a Democrat voluntarily resigned due to corruption or scandal (not counting pending indictment)

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2011 03:36 PM (bgcml)

38 Isn't Harry Reid's son out of work?  They should appoint him...snark.

DOOM...where is thy sting?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Paladin at April 21, 2011 03:36 PM (nmc9V)

39 32 I see the ACU has Ensign at 94 and Heller at 89.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 21, 2011 07:34 PM (bgcml)

I'm going to guess that a lot of that, in both cases, is the unemployment extensions.  Nevada's at, what, 14%?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2011 03:36 PM (T0NGe)

40 Meanwhile, tapping away in a Minneapolis men's room...

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 03:37 PM (uR5Zf)

41 Code Red broke the blog blogging about lefties.

Posted by: sTevo at April 21, 2011 03:38 PM (VMcEw)

42 DOOM...where is thy sting?!?!?!?!? When you urinate. I gave you the clap.

Posted by: DOOM at April 21, 2011 03:38 PM (W7Ddq)

43 Meanwhile, Maxine Waters remains in office and the investigation into her blatant corruption is stalled.

Really????  Shocked, SHOCKED, I'm shocked I tell you!!!

Posted by: Paladin at April 21, 2011 03:39 PM (nmc9V)

44 If it's a special election, Trig should run for it!!!!
Jackin' is sorry for his comment.

Posted by: ADMIN at April 21, 2011 03:39 PM (Y1DZt)

45 Someone tweet Code Red, he broke the blog post above.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:40 PM (JpFM9)

46 Even *mentioning* trying to figure out why leftists develop their mental abnormalities causes errors!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2011 03:41 PM (bxiXv)

47 Was just trying to order dinner from Papa John's and suddenly their web site is having DNS issues.  Anyone else seeing this?  Or is the h@xx0r left attempting vengeance for the Wankette exodus?

Posted by: DarkLord, housesitting at April 21, 2011 03:42 PM (i6jxF)

48 Maybe KOS has hacked Code Red's post.  Or that asshole mom has come back for revenge.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:43 PM (JpFM9)

49 Nevermind, looks like a transient glitch.  Still, the thought was credible, considering...

Posted by: DarkLord, housesitting at April 21, 2011 03:43 PM (i6jxF)

50 Code Red broke the blog blogging about lefties.

I don't know about lefties, but he did break the comments.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2011 03:43 PM (M9Ie6)

51 Who is Code Red?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 21, 2011 03:44 PM (W7Ddq)

52 looks like a transient glitch
I hate electronic hobos.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 21, 2011 03:45 PM (Y1DZt)

53 I do have to like CR's meme about blog commenters being illiterate. It has a nice ring of the ridiculous about it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2011 03:45 PM (bxiXv)

54 51 Who is Code Red?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 21, 2011 07:44 PM (W7Ddq)

The guy who broke the blog. Haven't you been paying attention?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2011 03:45 PM (bxiXv)

55 What the hell is that link at the top of the page? I get a weird error when I click the link.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 21, 2011 03:45 PM (54D5s)

56 What Vic said! 

Why I became a conservative?  Well running a newspaper route and saving money certainly helped.  The fact my dad support Taft in '52 probably gives you an idea of my family's leaning.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:45 PM (JpFM9)

Posted by: sTevo at April 21, 2011 03:46 PM (VMcEw)

58 Code Red, I am a conservative because conservatives know how to fucking link correctly.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 03:47 PM (uR5Zf)

59 The post above returns this:

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in a white box on a gray page.

Posted by: Clearly, another nic should have said this at April 21, 2011 03:47 PM (YBXXa)

60 I know how leftists think! Feelings = thoughts. There's no logic. If they feel something should be a certain way that's the way it should be. What more do you need than feelings?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Apprentice at April 21, 2011 03:47 PM (YxBuk)

61 Code Reds comments section above are still broke for me.
Anyone else?
I had innernut issues earlier, that I thought I fixed

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 21, 2011 03:48 PM (mrc1g)

62 The link looks correct, it's like the post wasn't created properly.

Probably doesn't help that we all keep trying it to see if it's fixed.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 21, 2011 03:48 PM (bxiXv)

63 Code Red administered a code red to the thread

Marines always take it too far......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 21, 2011 03:48 PM (UqKQV)

64 I'm also a conservative because my mom always had talk radio on in the car when I was a kid and I think I absorbed it through osmosis. I was probably the only kid at my high school excited to get two books signed by Larry Elder.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Apprentice at April 21, 2011 03:48 PM (YxBuk)

65 Probably have to get someone else to copy the text and post it in a different field, then delete the post.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2011 03:49 PM (M9Ie6)

66 Hell, I was probably the only kid who *knew* who Larry Elder was.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Apprentice at April 21, 2011 03:49 PM (YxBuk)

67 "Ensign quickly put an end to the speculation, releasing a statement Thursday evening confirming the reports, and announcing that his retirement would be effective on May 3."

Pussy

Posted by: Budd Dwyer at April 21, 2011 03:50 PM (xy9wk)

68 The guy who broke the blog. Haven't you been paying attention? Sheesh.<<< Nonresponsive. Move to strike. I know he broke the blog. Who is he? Never seen the nic before.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 21, 2011 03:50 PM (W7Ddq)

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 21, 2011 03:50 PM (54D5s)

70 What made me a conservative? I think I was born that way. Even though my family (parents etc) were all yellow dog Democrats I have always hated Democrats.

The first campaigning I did was for Barry Goldwater.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2011 03:51 PM (M9Ie6)

71 You didn't 'know' Larry Elders in the Biblical sense?

because that would be wrong...........

A lot of people absorb their parents' partisan affiliation without realizing it.


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 21, 2011 03:51 PM (UqKQV)

72 Pussy Posted by: Budd Dwyer at April 21, 2011 07:50 PM (xy9wk) That was fuckin' BEAUTIFUL.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 21, 2011 03:51 PM (W7Ddq)

73 The authorities have been contacted, and the derelict post should be fixed in the next 14 hours or so.

Posted by: Andy at April 21, 2011 03:52 PM (veZ9n)

74 When Walter Mondales' motorcade drove over my new puppy.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 03:52 PM (uR5Zf)

75 Code Red's post has broken comments.

Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2011 03:52 PM (2p0e3)

76 I think I was born that way.

Unintentionally funny.

Vic quoting Lady GaGa.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 21, 2011 03:52 PM (54D5s)

77 Code Red killed my dog and set fire to my house, after behaving inappropriately towards several women

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 21, 2011 03:53 PM (UqKQV)

78 code red= non rapid response emergency communications systems.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2011 03:54 PM (h+qn8)

79 The first campaigning I did was for Barry Goldwater.

Vic, I STILL have a can of AuH20.  What do you reckon that taste like now?

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:54 PM (JpFM9)

80 I'm also giving myself a promotion because I had my work review today and my bosses suck.

A lot of people absorb their parents' partisan affiliation without realizing it.

My dad (who is a conservative) occasionally will look at me and say, "How did you end up a conservative?"

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 21, 2011 03:54 PM (YxBuk)

81 33) I was wondering when the Smoking Aces references would come into the picture.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at April 21, 2011 03:54 PM (AYwIq)

82

64 I'm also a conservative because my mom always had talk radio on in the car when I was a kid and I think I absorbed it through osmosis.

That's similar to my story, although it had somewhat of a twisted effect. I grew up worrying about issues no kid should have to worry about. (A lot of her listening was in the area of heavy-duty social conservatism.) Lots of dire warnings about the state of education, family, the nation, the economy, etc.

Posted by: Book Geek at April 21, 2011 03:55 PM (1+OO5)

83 75 Code Red's post has broken comments.

Posted by: wooga at April 21, 2011 07:52 PM (2p0e3)

Damn, Wooga, you ARE quick!


Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:55 PM (JpFM9)

84 OT:  Obama says new task force will examine gas prices

"We are going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of the American people for their own short-term gain," Obama (progenitor of the drilling permatorium) said at a town-hall style meeting at a renewable energy plant in Reno.


Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 21, 2011 03:55 PM (9eDbm)

85 Vic, I STILL have a can of AuH20.  What do you reckon that taste like now?

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 07:54 PM (JpFM9)

Like JoAnne Kloppenburg.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 03:56 PM (uR5Zf)

86 first Rep vote Bush after 9-11. I'm working on the conservative part.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2011 03:56 PM (h+qn8)

87 Code Red will be back soon, he's getting his "feet" washed by a Jesuit priest.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:56 PM (JpFM9)

88 I trace my political awakening to the first 10min of Red Dawn.  Before that I think I voted for the Jedi Council.

Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2011 03:58 PM (0rXxT)

89 Vic, I STILL have a can of AuH20.  What do you reckon that taste like now?

Probably still better than Goldschlager.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2011 03:58 PM (M9Ie6)

90 Before that I think I voted for the Jedi Council.

I like the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom & Sith Lord at April 21, 2011 03:58 PM (YxBuk)

91 Oops wrong thread

Posted by: Jean at April 21, 2011 03:58 PM (0rXxT)

92 64 I'm also a conservative because my mom always had talk radio on in the car when I was a kid and I think I absorbed it through osmosis.

My dad was a Kennedy-Democrat (until McGovern ran) and my mom was a life-long Republican.  We always talked about politics and current events in my house.  I think a few things when I was young sealed my politics. 

One was how the Democrats (especially) wanted to cut and run from Vietnam.  Our neighbors across the street were a former Naval officer and his Vietnamese wife.  We heard so much about her family and I was dumb-founded by the images of the people being rescued from the rooftops by helicopter.  Knowing that the folks who wanted to leave them there included the asshole yippies who ruined the 4th of July for us one year also helped.

Abortion was another.  It seemed obvious to me at aged 8 - and still very much obvious to me today, after many years of schooling (including a Ph.D. in developmental biology), that human life starts at conception and that human life is precious.  No amount of gum flapping by people who want to justify killing an innocent someone else has shaken my position on that. 

Finally, of all things, I remember arguing with my friend - we were probably about 9 or 10 - about school busing.  I have no idea why it was in the news (I lived in a very integrated community by then, so it wasn't a local issue), but I could tell from her arguments that she thought the government should "make" people behave a certain way.  It didn't make sense to me.  I knew then, and know now, that peoples' hearts have to change from within.  You can't legislate away social ills.  It doesn't work. 

Posted by: Y-not at April 21, 2011 03:58 PM (pW2o8)

93

Like JoAnne Kloppenburg.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 21, 2011 07:56 PM (uR5Zf)

So, do you think she shaves it?  Not her face, which she needs to, the other.

Oh, that is a really BAD thought, sorry.

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 03:59 PM (JpFM9)

94

"We are going to make sure that no one is taking advantage of the American people for their own short-term gain," Obama (progenitor of the drilling permatorium) said at a town-hall style meeting at a renewable energy plant in Reno

LMAO,

It just rolls off His tongue with nary a thought for the truth. Infuriating really.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2011 04:00 PM (h+qn8)

95 Comments working!

Posted by: Kemp at April 21, 2011 04:00 PM (JpFM9)

96 Code Red had intimate relations with JoAnne Kloppfuster, causing him to break the thread before going insane

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 21, 2011 04:01 PM (UqKQV)

97 Slightly related, here's a blind item regarding the 2012 primaries: There is a Republican out there who is in the top 3 or 4 potential candidates for President. He wants to desperately run, but is trying to come up with a payoff for his mistress. Cheating is not unusual for him considering he even married a mistress in the past.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 21, 2011 04:03 PM (mHQ7T)

98 I became a conservative after my first real paycheck and noticed how much the gubmint was taking from me.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2011 04:04 PM (QLZYU)

99 Maxine Waters,Rangel ,Barnie Frank......

Posted by: Donna at April 21, 2011 04:53 PM (bdE9c)

100 Slightly related, here's a blind item regarding the 2012 primaries:

There is a Republican out there who is in the top 3 or 4 potential candidates for President. He wants to desperately run, but is trying to come up with a payoff for his mistress. Cheating is not unusual for him considering he even married a mistress in the past. Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 21, 2011 08:03 PM

I have a couple ideas.  Does he have an Oldsmobile?

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at April 21, 2011 05:10 PM (6zFxS)

101 They either have pictures of Ensign shtupping a goat--or giving Harry Reid a blow job.  One or the other--he's finito.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 21, 2011 05:24 PM (3ESDJ)

102 "There is a Republican out there who is in the top 3 or 4 potential candidates for President. He wants to desperately run, but is trying to come up with a payoff for his mistress"

Oh come on, name the guy if the claim has some credibility.

Top 4 potential candidates: Romney, Palin, Daniels, Huckabee.

Gingrich and Rudy are in Tier 2 with T Paw and Rick Perry.

Posted by: Dustin at April 21, 2011 07:40 PM (Q3nWV)

103 300 million people in this country. Out of that only 100 are senators. Out of that, less than half are Republicans. Wouldn't you know it would be a Republican that could keep his pecker in his pants.

Posted by: Case at April 21, 2011 09:56 PM (0K+Kw)

104 New trivia question: Name a state, other than Utah, which has two Mormons representing it in the United States Senate.  And yes, I use the word Mormon in the broadest possible sense.

Posted by: Matt at April 22, 2011 03:15 AM (FrvhH)

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