1 It's not obama's fault Gitmo is not closed, it's not his fault gas is approaching 4 dollars a gallon on it's way to 5$. It's not his fault the situation in Libya sucks. It's not his fault if anything happens. Go ahead run on that. I dare ya

2 So, being President is much more difficult than campaigning?  Who knew?

3 2008:  Hope & Change
2012:  It's not my fault!

4
Harry Truman:  The buck stops here.
Barry Obama:    The buck stops under that bus over there.

5 I appreciate the reviews of my linked energy article. thanks

6 What are those progressive assholes going to do - run Howard Dean?

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!

ps... ; font-weight: bold;">Happy Easter!

pss... ; font-weight: bold;"> Oops

7

With all these "high-powered" lawyers and Yale and Harvard men, you'd think someone smart could be in charge - but NO - I think we inherited the crooks and charlatans that came out of those instiutions.

Shallow, egotistic, delusional, - complete SHIT.  That's what we have running our country.

8 You say 'soaring rhetoric', all I hear is 'umm, err... let me be clear'.

9 Shallow, egotistic, delusional, - complete SHIT.  That's what we have running our country.

Hey - we want in - don't forget to credit us as well!

10 so, is dissent patriotic again or do we need to wait till Palin is Pres and Jack Steuf says it's okay? (Don't you just know that he's telling all his friend how others like us don't understand how brilliantly edgy he really is?)

11

Obama simply miscalculated out of pure, stupid ignorance, that somehow he could take a campaign talking point, turn it into a Presidential edict, and show the country how the moron Bush had mucked it all up.

This.

It kills me when anyone tries to go through some sort of Rube Goldberg mental excercise about how Obama's plan could have worked if it weren't for x, y and z when the fact is The Won's arrogance and stupidity (thanks 52%) keep dicking the nation up.

And Obama went to Church this morning. Who is he trying to fool?

 

12 Did I do that?

13 2012: Gimme a break, that was my first job

14

In my life I cannot recall a President more woefully underprepared by his life's experiences, for this job.

15 And Obama went to Church this morning. Who is he trying to fool? Posted by: ErikW, watching too much Caddyshack at April 24, 2011 03:55 PM (+u1kK) The 52%

16 Obama should get a davina dvd and some hair dye

17 It kills me when anyone tries to go through some sort of Rube Goldberg mental excercise about how Obama's plan could have worked if it weren't for x, y and z when the fact is The Won's arrogance and stupidity (thanks 52%) keep dicking the nation up.
Posted by: ErikW, watching too much Caddyshack

No joke, all obama could do is chew off the fat of the land. Except little did he know, nancy, barney and chris left him a pile of bones.

18

The WH beer pong think tank is probably the best people in the whole bunch.  But who ever listens to you?

19 Harry Truman:  The buck stops here.

Obama:  Raaaaacist!

20 Barry, remember: no "allahu akhbar" after an Easter speech.

21 Another failed policy of the previous administration.

Wait, what?

22

#15 - Riiight.  52% are still for obama.  Are you yale or harvard?

23 #15 - Riiight. 52% are still for obama. Are you yale or harvard? Posted by: Dianne at April 24, 2011 04:04 PM (RPC8g) ??

24 honest... I ran outta gas I had a flat tire I didn't have enough money for cabfare my tux didn't come back from the cleaners an old friend came in from outta town someone stole my car ...flood! ... locusts!

25 Untill O'bumbles showe up, I never hated anyone. But I sure hate this fucking idiot, our "boy present" is worthless. Of course we could have had McCain and he would have been another useless sack of shit. We need another Reagan.

26

Obama’s leadership style that continue to distress his liberal base — a willingness to allow room for compromise and a passivity that at times permits opponents to set the agenda.

Is there any reasonable interpretation of this which doesn't mean they would love to install El Presidente for Life Obama crushing all dissent? 

 

27 I was talking to an old friend the other day (Yale PhD) and asked what he thinks about Barry now.  "I think he's very intelligent and I think he's trying to do the right thing."  Head exploding, I said, really, so it's okay that he's throwing our senior citizens under the bus, but wants to keep throwing money at illegal aliens?  He did not have an answer.  So much for Yale.

28 28 I was talking to an old friend the other day (Yale PhD) and asked what he thinks about Barry now.  "I think he's very intelligent and I think he's trying to do the right thing."  Head exploding, I said, really, so it's okay that he's throwing our senior citizens under the bus, but wants to keep throwing money at illegal aliens?  He did not have an answer.  So much for Yale.

PhD - Permanent Head Damage, . 

29 In a way it's amusing to watch all the denizens of the liberal bubble rationalizing Obama's failures to themselves. "It's because he's too moderate, he's too willing to compromise, he's not ruthless enough."

The thought that maybe his ideas are unworkable and loathed by a majority of Americans simply cannot penetrate their well-coiffed heads.

30 Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2011 04:14 PM (5I8G0) Hey big base down there in Norfolk. I got lost a tad at first

31 Perhaps he'd do better with Homer Simpson's campaign slogan

"Can't somebody else do it?"

32 And Obama went to Church this morning. Who is he trying to fool? Hi, do your pews face Mec- um, I mean, Bethlehem?

33

a willingness to allow room for compromise and a passivity that at times permits opponents to set the agenda.

a willingness to allow room for compromise and a passivity that at times permits loyal Americans to set the agenda.

FIFY.

34 He did not have an answer.  So much for Yale.

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:10 PM (vKHX/)

To misqoute Evan Sayet, "'Academic' is a well known synonym for 'useless.'"

35

Hey, things could be worse.

I could actually be listening to my Vice-President.

Hahahaha, I'm such a comedian.

C'mere Michelle and give me some sugar.

36 Yeah, it is pretty big. How was that weekend duty for ya? The tornado warnings that night were pretty wild. Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2011 04:20 PM (5I8G0) Not bad. I was at some Greek Restaurant when the storm really hit.

37 Hey remember when the Easter Egg Spring Sphere roll was a just a simple event?

The traditional egg-rolling and egg-hunting will be accompanied by basketball and tennis training, football and baseball obstacle courses, a yoga garden (???)  and farmerÂ’s market (toxic?) . Even the theme carries an admonition from the first ladyÂ’s LetÂ’s Move initiative: “Get Up and Go!”

_{Sorry to dumb you down - this will go to USA Today}

38

Congress' fault, hmmm?

You mean the veto-proof, Democrat-controlled Congress that was seated the first 2 years of Obama's reign?

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm......

39

In my life I cannot recall a President more woefully underprepared by his life's experiences, for this job.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 24, 2011 03:57 PM (Wh0W+)

I never thought I'd see a president with more daddy issues than Clinton.

40

HEH: Obama's Campaign Motto, suggested by commenter nevergiveup:

It's Not My Fault!

Or/and- It's Still Bush's Fault!

41 C'mere Michelle and give me some sugar.


Oh, for cryin out loud.  I haven't eaten yet.  There goes the appetite.

42 Obama throws parties and galas likes he governs - with an ADHD problem apparently.

43 It still confounds me that a woman shaped like our fashion-plate flotus senses no irony in admonishing others on when, what, where and how they should eat . . .

44
I will vote for President Obama in his second term because he's done the right thing.  My check will be along directly.

45 Apparently when the Obamas get rid of the bowling alley in the WH they also removed all the full length mirrors.

46

My friends, if I can just get this Libyan war up and running, and get our Mexican friends out of the shadows, and regulate campaign spending; well this economy will be humming in no time.

And I can tell you my friends, McCain knows humming.

C'mere Lindsey and give me some sugar.

47 It still confounds me that a woman shaped like our fashion-plate flotus senses no irony in admonishing others on when, what, where and how they should eat . . .

Well, to be fair, unhinging the jaw and swallowing a live guinea pig has a certain naturalness to it.  Organic even.

48
President Obama give me good wood.

49

Be of good cheer, fellow pilgrims - Bambi couldn't even fill a hall in SAN FRANCISCO (read to the end):

http://tinyurl.com/3csa3pp

If he can't pull in supporters in SanFran, he's in REAL trouble.....

50 It still confounds me that a woman shaped like our fashion-plate flotus  bloated, tumorous pear senses no irony in admonishing others on when, what, where and how they should eat . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:27 PM (vKHX/)

Just sayin'

51 For today's report, we are happy to describe the President's stool as solid, with just a whiff of jasmine. A light white wine is sufficient to wash it down with.
 
This is much improved from last week's sample, when the stool was much looser and had a very acidic taste. It was also close to stinking, but not quite. We think it was due to him having an upset stomach from the poor reception of his 2012 budget. Please quit upsetting the man as it makes our job even harder.
 
We had to wash this one down with a strong California red, Listerine, and lots of breath mints afterwards.
 
Sincerely,

52

With all these "high-powered" lawyers and Yale and Harvard men, you'd think someone smart could be in charge - but NO - I think we inherited the crooks and charlatans that came out of those instiutions.

Shallow, egotistic, delusional, - complete SHIT.  That's what we have running our country.

Posted by: Dianne at April 24, 2011 03:50 PM (RPC8g)

One more time: They are not smart.

They are not.

First, they never have solved any problems. That is not what law school is all about -- especially at the Ivys.  It's about getting into the circles of power and gaming the system.

Second, it ain't math. There isn't any concept in law school that is too difficult for the layman to understand.

Third, even if they were smart, they aren't that smart. This is Hayek's fatal conceit. Nobody is smart enough to manage economies or climates or any sufficiently complicated system. Try to solve an open mathematics problem and you start to realize how simple you have to make it in order to solve it with any degree of precision.

53 I think there's more to it CDR M.

From the accounts I've read, He (She) walked into the women's restroom. I'm not excusing those girls whopping on him or the people taping it and/or standing idly by (I mean does that even need to be said?).

But they (the girls) claim they asked him to leave the women's restroom and that's when it all started. He (She) claims it was because one of the girls thought He (She) was hitting on her man. So who knows on that but I do believe the video showed it started in the bathroom.

I see these as 3 sep incidents --

1. the Guy using the women's bathroom - wrong
2. the girls beating Him (her) down - wrong wrong wrong
3. all the people watching/taping- more wrong wrong wrong

There's just more to the story. And FWIW, I don't think He (She) had a seizure at the end. Sorry, I think that was a big fake-out.

54

And I can tell you my friends, McCain knows humming.

C'mere Lindsey and give me some sugar.

Posted by: Juan "mo time" McCain at April 24, 2011 04:29 PM (lBvl/)

And on that note:

55 Did the italics take the weekend off?

56 I want to wish all of you a Happy Easter and join with me in praying for President Obama. It is time we all group behind our leader and support for the good of the counrty.

57 It still confounds me that a woman shaped like our fashion-plate flotus senses no irony in admonishing others on when, what, where and how they should eat . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:27 PM (vKHX/)

Bring on the boob belt and all will be right with the Flotus.

58

See, look here, if you put these two little white tablets into the chimmney thing on your Lionel engine and then turn the generator thingy and make the train go fast, then smoke will come out of the chimmney thingy and there you have it, smoking fast train, or high speed rail.

Your old buddy Joe knows smokin' Joe Frasier.

He's from Scranton.

True story. Time for my nap.

59 59 I think there's more to it CDR M.

Wow.  Thanks, lacey, for the info on that.  I have not seen anything but the blaring headlines and what you just described makes far more sense than the 2-inch fonts I've seen.  Of course it's all horribly wrong, but I feel better knowing it wasn't just some random honey-badger moment that arose out of thin air.

60

If he can't pull in supporters in SanFran, he's in REAL trouble.....

Posted by: Teresa in Ft. Worth, TX at April 24, 2011 04:30 PM (kErjl)

I made this point the other day: They aren't really in love with him anymore. He's become Ashley Wilkes. They're supposed to be in love with him. He has the right pedigree, the right education, he looks good, but he's just a disappointment.

Oh, he's still their boyfriend, don't get me wrong. And if you bad-mouth him, they'll rip your heart out.

But their heart really isn't in it, it's just that their family and friends tell them that they ought to be in love with Obama, what with him being so perfect and all, and they can't find a good argument to counter that.

61 Harry Truman:  The buck stops here. Obama:  Bends over to be mounted.

62 Is Mary for real?

63 How is it going to play out??

Who the hell knows. I do know we'll have to dig to find coverage on the story. If these were two white men, 'Chrissy' would be on the Today Show tomorrow morning sitting next to Gloria Alred. As it stands, they're walking a tightrope on how to cover this.

I'm not sure if it's passed or if it's still pending but MD (where this occurred)  has a bill about transwhatevers being able to pick their which public bathrooms they want to use.

Because the smallest subset of society dictates the norms apparently. At least as far as MD goes.

64 Wow.  Thanks, lacey, for the info on that.  I have not seen anything but the blaring headlines and what you just described makes far more sense than the 2-inch fonts I've seen.  Of course it's all horribly wrong, but I feel better knowing it wasn't just some random honey-badger moment that arose out of thin air.

Posted by: Peaches at April 24, 2011 04:39 PM (vKHX/)

The whole thing is utterly exhausting. First of all, get the "transgendered" fellow some help. Now. No more enabling--he is ill.

Second, those "girls" who beat him need to see the inside of a jail, and soon. Anyone who thinks it is okay to beat anyone, regardless of provocation, needs to go back and read their Emily Post. From a jail cell.

Third, all those employees need to be fired, and new ones brought in. Anyone who did nothing in that situation is complicit in the crime.

See--this law thing isn't all that hard at all. I think Amishdude has it right.

65

As a concerned Christian Conservative, I'm dismayed and concerned by the overall negative tone in politics today and would hope that my fellow Jesus people would take the time to join me in offering their support and burning incense and animal sacrifice to the Sun God.

It's important on this day of appeasement that all Christians come together in peace and extend our hands and lay down our arms before the enemy.

Saalam Alaikum!

66 Anyone that's worked in corporate America has run into someone like Barry.  Delegates everything, takes credit when things go right, and deflects all blame when they don't.  Usually these types relegated to low to mid management at best, but they go no further.  Unfortunately, we have an executive that doesn't know how to behave like one.

67 I want to wish all of you a Happy Fertility Rite Day and join with me in asking Mother Gaia to sprinkle faerie dust on President Obama. It is time we all get behind him IYKWIMAITYD and give him all the spirit and spunk he needs to continue destroying this country.

68 Well, if I have to get behind that JEF, I'm getting back there with my stompy boots and letting him have it, right down Main Street in daylight. Somebody should have kicked his backside a long time ago, maybe on the playground, and prevented this whole nightmare of a presidency. Better late than never.

69 BREAKING: The "Peter Principle" has been renamed the "Barry Principle".

70 AmishDude, I LOVED your "Ashley Wilkes" comment the other day - I even saved it to quote later on, it was so perfect!

71

In 2008:  What executive experience has Candidate Post Turtle ever had?

A:  Not to worry, he's the CEO of his own campaign.  So shut up!

52%:  Oooooooooohhhh! Uh huh! Yeah!

72 78, You know, spunk is a load (ed) word?

73 Well at least the dude filming it has been fired.  The whole lot of them need to be fired next.

Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2011 04:48 PM (5I8G0)

Yeah, last I heard, cell phones can also be used to dial 911. I'm pretty sure you can't buy one that just films stuff for you tube.

74

If the Republicans hadn't lied to our young, glorious, and intelligent President, the Chinese government wouldn't have stopped payment on that last check to my, er I mean our Treasury then our economy wouldn't be on the catostrophic race to default.

By the way default is much different than thee-fault.

C'mere Ben and give me some sugar.

75 Well I'm referring to White Males specifically.

As sick as it is, they need another Matthew Sheppard crime to push their gay mafia agenda. It would help their cause to have more - seriously it's sick. But I think on some level, some of the more disturbed 'activists' wish for higher statistics.

See!!1!!1 Look, look at the hate perpetrated at the hands of the white devil male!

Look to that story at Rutgers. The people taping that that kid that offed themselves were an Indian (red dot) male and a Chinese chick. As bad as that was, you don't hear a lot of coverage on that.

76 Posted by: tcn at April 24, 2011 04:45 PM (QuGK2)



This isn't the law anymore, it's politics. My guess is that Holder won't touch it and will try to get Maryland to handle it. There won't be any federal civil rights charges.

The big question, both at the hypocrisy and the legal levels is, will the Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transexual/Transgendered/Transformer/Decepticon groups make a big deal of this.

My answer is: No.

The usual left-wing groups won't touch it with a 10-foot pole, they know the hierarchy of victim groups and to have them fighting each other just undermines the Marxist goals. The center-left and even the center-right groups (yes, they do exist) aren't really interested in defending the "transgendered bathroom" issue. They're going to lose on that one.

77 Mucho Cloggintoilet is absolutely right. Today, the president is being praised for being a salesman who promised us that our problems would wash off in the morning. If only we voted him chief car jockey. Too bad he ran out of Magic Turtle Wax. It's time for Americans to realize that governing is hard work just like golf. And that a president can't just wave a magic wand and make a hole in one. Or even get an ice cream cone.

78 84 78, You know, spunk is a load (ed) word?

Posted by: NEO-pervert. at April 24, 2011 04:49 PM (cDRYC)

I have a question: When the attractive young woman at the coffee place asks me if I would like room for cream, is it sexual harassment to respond, "Would you?"

I mean, she started it.

79 I often wonder if society is getting more violent or do we just have the Tech to get it all on film. That wasn't the first tranny to get the shit kicked out of him in a public place. It was the first I have seen on film.

80 Too bad he ran out of Magic Turtle Wax.

I'm feeling sexually harassed.

And this time, I don't like it.

81

Posted by: iknowtheleft at April 24, 2011 04:53 PM (G/MYk)

Constitutional rights, Geneva Convention protections, who cares?

Shouldn't Holder be enforcing some nebulous Mother Gaia Earth Spirit Protection Law?

82 82 AmishDude, I LOVED your "Ashley Wilkes" comment the other day - I even saved it to quote later on, it was so perfect!

Posted by: Teresa in Ft. Worth, TX at April 24, 2011 04:49 PM (kErjl)

Well, thanks.

To torture the analogy more, I think a lot of them know that it's over now. But they don't want to break up with him while he's in school. They're going to wait until he graduates (Nov. 2012) and then end it.

83 ^{The usual left-wing groups won't touch it with a 10-foot pole, they know the hierarchy of victim groups and to have them fighting each other just undermines the Marxist goals. The center-left and even the center-right groups (yes, they do exist) aren't really interested in defending the "transgendered bathroom" issue. They're going to lose on that one.}

^{Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2011 04:53 PM (73tyQ)}

This is where we descend into madness.

If you have a pee-pee, then you pee in the men's room. This is not a civil-rights issue, it is natural law. Pass as many laws as they like, the left cannot mess with natural law. That's the problem with the "gay marriage" snafu. It tries to transcend natural law. No can do. If tab B does not fit into slot A, then no marriage. QED.

Also, who really wants to mix it up with a couple of ghetto girls, anyway? The reason this doesn't have legs is that most folks know that the ghetto mentality is hit first, ask later, if at all. Nobody can fix that short-circuit of humanity, so they just let it go and hope it never comes to visit their neighborhood. Eric Holder included. Why piss off the Black Panthers when you know they will kill you next time you cross their path?

Except the marines. Nobody messes with them.

84 "For more than two years, the White House's plans had been undermined by political miscalculations, confusion and timidity in the face of mounting congressional opposition..."

Those damn voters telling their representatives they don't want terrorists given civil trials and preferring to keep Gitmo. What do they know? If only we were more like communist China, Obama wouldn't have such blowback.

Keep porkin' that chicken, WaPo.

85 Any reason why the White House Easter Egg roll is on Monday?

Conflict with a tee time would be my first guess.

86

I want to assure the American public, and that includes you white folks too, that our Civil Rights Division is looking into the incident in Maryland, even though I think Maryland was a slave state. Thus far we have determined that at least two white people were involved and we are investigating their backgrounds and probable involvement in a Confederate Re-enactment militia. The Department is assisting several innocent African American, (those are my people), bystanders who fortunately filmed the white agitators.

And my people know all about white agitator cowards.

C'mere Janet and give me some sugar 

87 Steadman is as far over his head as Erkel is. It is time for everyone to just aknowledge these people have no idea what the fuck they are doing. They have no guide book, no morals and no sense of America. The only thing that keeps them from death camps is the knowledge that we will fight back.

88
I'm under a great deal of pressure from NATO to rejoin the bombing campaign in Libya, just as America did when we attacked Tokyo during the Korean War.

89 Now here is a tough job -- badger vaccinater:
 
The work, which gets under way in May, will see licensed experts from the Food and Environment Research Agency catching badgers in live traps, injecting them with the vaccine and then marking them to ensure they do not get re-injected.
 
These must be liberal cousins of the honey badger.

90 Nothing infects a honey badger, or if it does, honey badger doesn't give a shit.

91 That wasn't the first tranny to get the shit kicked out of him in a public place. It was the first I have seen on film.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 04:58 PM (cDRYC)

I think that when the heshe strolled into the powder room and casually mentioned he wanted some of their crack the misunderstanding went nookula from there.

92 Peaches: "I was talking to an old friend the other day (Yale PhD) and asked what he thinks about Barry now. 'I think he's very intelligent and I think he's trying to do the right thing.'"

Amazing that one can have that much education and still be so incredibly stupid. A dollar and a degree doesn't go nearly as far as it used to.

93 107, I think the HeShe pissed on the toilet seat, Women get upset about that.

94 Obama’s leadership style that continue to distress his liberal base — a willingness to allow room for compromise and a passivity that at times permits opponents to set the agenda.

....
....
....
Wait for it.
....
....
....
It's almost as if he had no previous executive experience.

95 Any reason why the White House Easter Egg roll is on Monday?

No NBA games scheduled?  A handy excuse not to do that whole "presidentin' is hard" thing?  Half-price Easter candy?

96 Wait until the price of a gallon of organically harvested milk is the same as gasoline. He's toast.

97 109 107

98 I think he's very intelligent

Much like Nessie and Bigfoot, when you have that in a sack where I can see it, then I'll believe it.

99 Much like Nessie and Bigfoot, when you have that in a sack where I can see it, then I'll believe it.

Nice, Circa!!  Hey, did guys see the Biden's Brain thing someone linked earlier?  It's over at I Own the World and the comments are quite fun.

100 Obama’s leadership style that continue to distress his liberal base — a willingness to allow room for compromise

And that, boys and girls is all you need to know about liberals. There is no two sides to an issue, their idea of compromise is you forget your ideals, morals, and core values and embrace theirs. /spit

101 52% of honey badgers agree, so it must be done.  Don't ask where that poll came from, or from whence that poll came, or whatever...  If 52% of honey badgers agreed to have the test then ALL honey badgers MUST have the test.

102 Any reason why the White House Easter Egg roll is on Monday?

Security holiday overtime pay is my guess.

103 And that, boys and girls is all you need to know about liberals. There is no two sides to an issue, their idea of compromise is you forget your ideals, morals, and core values and embrace theirs. /spit

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at April 24, 2011 05:15 PM (6IReR)

If you facist reich wingers would just compromise and totally do it our way, we could make some progress on fixing everything you broke.

104 Obama’s leadership style that continue to distress his liberal base — a willingness to allow room for compromise and a passivity that at times permits opponents to set the agenda.

So they are saying that this is unnamed opponents fault and giving Obama a pass.

Liars. I live in NYC and no one I heard wanted anything to do with the circus surrounding what Holder (and I think Obama) admitted was going to be a show-trial.

This city voted 90% for Obama. That's why they have to blame 'opponents' (i.e. Republicans and Tea-Partiers.)

Liars.

105 22

#15 - Riiight.  52% are still for obama.  Are you yale or harvard?

Posted by: Dianne at April 24, 2011 04:04 PM (RPC8g)

Did you vote for Toonces?

106 "I was talking to an old friend the other day (Yale PhD) and asked what he thinks about Barry now. 'I think he's very intelligent and I think he's trying to do the right thing.'"

Amazing that one can have that much education and still be so incredibly stupid.

Not amazing at all. "Education" is little more than indoctrination these days. There are a set of beliefs one must have, even if they don't stand up to logic or data. The French term is "bien pensants," meaning "good thoughts."  It's a religion, basically.  You say the right things and you are a good person.

There's almost no questioning, but there is a lot of intimidation by expertise.

Peaches, you should have a rejoinder ready: "Yes, I can see that.  I understand why you would think he's smart."

I won't even really debate if he's smart enough. It wouldn't matter how smart he is. I'm not smart enough. Nobody is. That's why we have the market. One person, a committee of people, a whole stadium of people is not smart enough to understand the magnitude of the quintillion numbers of subtle decisions and flappings of butterfly wings that goes into making the economy work.

107 114 Intelligent, there is a word thrown around with reckless abandon. Things in my house that are intelligent. 1) My Puggle 2) My 7 year old daughter that reads at a 6th grade level. 3) My 5th grade Daughter who is talented in Math and Science. 4) My Wife who is in charge of the logistics for a major world Nuclear Disaster. 5) Me, Sentient maybe, Intelligent? Just as Bless her heart is southern for that fucking whore, He's intelligent is code for he has let the whole libtard world fall on it's fucking face.

108

This one is too easy which is why its already an oldie but a goldie:

Truman motto on Oval office desk: the Buck Stops Here!

Obama motto: the Buck Starts Here!

109 114 I think he's very intelligent

Much like Nessie and Bigfoot, when you have that in a sack where I can see it, then I'll believe it.

This! I've never seen any evidence that would put him anywhere north of average.

110 Awww, Mark Steyn has an Easter egg story for us:
 
I am looking this bright Easter morn at a Department of Homeland Security “Custody Receipt for Seized Property and Evidence”. Late last night, crossing the Quebec/Vermont border, my children had two boxes of “Kinder Eggs” (“Est. Dom. Value $7.50″ confiscated by Customs & Border Protection.
 
I feel safer already.

111

Alternate Obama desk motto:

Your Bucks Stop Here!

112 97 Any reason why the White House Easter Egg roll is on Monday?

Posted by: CDR M at April 24, 2011 05:01 PM (5I8G0)

Since it's an event for the children, I think the schools pack the kiddies into the buses and take 'em over to the White House.  I did the WH Easter Egg thing once when I was really young, don't remember if it was my parents or a school trip that got me there.

113 127

Alternate Obama desk motto:

Your Bucks Stop Here!

Posted by: MD at April 24, 2011 05:23 PM (jmoS0)

I spent the fuck out of that buck, and every one of them for the next hundred years!

114

Hey you folks just sittin' theres on your fat asses should be out movin'.

Now turn off your computers, and get out there and harvest somethin'.

C'mere Hillary honey and gives me some sugar.

115 Intelligent, there is a word thrown around with reckless abandon.

Fifty percent are already below average.

And here is the thing....if you actually believe that speculators drive oil prices in an era of massive budget deficits and a dollar that will soon rival the Mongolian torog in value, then you are an economic nitwit or a cynical liar.  There is no middle ground.

116 "Education" is little more than indoctrination these days.

To clarify, he's a white male and we were speaking on the occasion of his 66th birthday, so there's nothing "these days" about his education.  There is simply NO excuse, just willful blindness to reality.

117

From Wiki:

"While Kinder eggs have been available in Canada since 1975, the product has never been allowed into the US for several reasons. In 1993 the Ferrero Group (the maker of Kinder eggs) applied to have the eggs sold in the USA, but was turned down because of a prohibition against having an inedible item inside an edible object. More recently, the US Consumer Products Safety Commission determined in 2008 that the product did not meet the small-parts requirement for toys for children under the age of three, creating a choking and aspiration hazard in young children. Since 1991, at least 7 children worldwide have died of choking after swallowing the toy inside the Kinder egg.

"On January 10, 2011, it was reported that a Kinder egg was seized from a woman's car during a random inspection while entering the United States from Canada. She was informed that bringing the egg into the United States could result in a $300 fine. Seizures such as that one, and even the prohibition of the product itself, have been cited on political blogs and web forums as an example of an overzealous application of law and an intrusion upon personal liberty. The rationale against a ban of the product also takes the form that deaths have been too few for it to be considered a serious danger. Additionally, the argument is made that there should be a consistent standard in place, with several worse dangers not being regulated, making it anomalous that a Kinder egg should be regulated."

118 126 114 I think he's very intelligent

When these idiots say that, it means to them that they recognize intelligence, so shitso fucto = I'm intelligent.

The lib experience is one big freaking back slapping exercise, unless you don't buy into it , in which case you are a stupid racist deserving a beat down.

119 To clarify, he's a white male and we were speaking on the occasion of his 66th birthday, so there's nothing "these days" about his education.

True, but sometimes, when you're in the bubble too long, it overtakes you.

120 _{Are these comment boxes on meds?}

121 Here's a more extensive article on the McDonalds attack:
 
A TRANSGENDER woman brutally attacked at a McDonald's restaurant says she was the victim of a hate crime.

The assault was captured on video that later went viral.

Its victim, 22-year-old Chrissy Lee Polis, told The Baltimore Sun: "I'm just afraid to go outside now because of stuff like this".
 
fwiw

122 137 _{Are these comment boxes on meds?}

Posted by: ontherocks at April 24, 2011 05:33 PM (HBqDo)

Why ^do you _ask?

123

Actual audio of Hussein campaign slogan.

http://tinyurl.com/9rzm4g

124 I'm confused.  If he-she was born with franks-n-beans and is now physically altered to look more like a woman, then isn't transgendered man the right nomenclature?  Genetically XY is still male, isn't it?

125 All I know is Ronald needs to gather his legal team toot sweet cause Chrissy will own a few franchises before this is over. Where tha fuck is Gloria Allred? I figure she would be on this tranny like, well, two black chicks on a tranny at McDonalds.

126 Obama sucks donkey dick. There I said it. Lol

127

Some folks out there say that I may not be working hard enough.

Well that's wrong. I get up every morning and go to bed every night. Sometimes I take a nap.

Lots of days I don't get that nap.

By the way my Birthday is coming up. What did you get me?

128 I'm sure you'll be shocked to learn that the Human Rights Campaign has nothing on its website about the McDonald's incident.  But if you want to know about "marriage equity" they have you covered on that front.

129
My favorite campaign motto is:
Fore more years!

130 I figure she would be on this tranny like, well, two black chicks on a tranny at McDonalds.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 05:38 PM (cDRYC)

If it were a High Speed Tranny, Odumdum would have already sent a WH lunch invite.

131
Why has McCain and Graham taken upon themselves to be Obama's salesmen pigeons for regime change in Libya?

Thanks to these two idiots, Obama a) can take a back seat to the whole affair, and b) has Republican cover.

Thanks, jerks.

132 Morons, 'splain:

Acura is the official vehicle of the movie "Thor."

133 My favorite campaign motto is:
Fore more years!

Posted by: President Dumb Dumb at April 24, 2011 05:45 PM (GBIFc)

Uh...

That is so brilliant. So simple, but so brilliant.

134
...shitso fucto...

Latin, I presume? What does it mean?

135 Just as Bless her heart is southern for that fucking whore, He's intelligent is code for he has let the whole libtard world fall on it's fucking face.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet

This is a fine example of word jazz to my ears.

136 Oh boy I got a mention in the Thread? When does my royalty check show up?

137 153, I think these are just PSA's.

138 OT:  Yes, I am going to vote for Obama again.  My cousin's, ex-proffesor, boyfriend.  "Eli Eli lama sabachthani?" silent scream

139 Oh boy I got a mention in the Thread? When does my royalty check show up? Posted by: nevergiveup at April 24, 2011 05:56 PM (7wmOW) 154 153, I think these are just PSA's. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 05:57 PM (cDRYC) Story of my life. Well at least the Yanks came back

140 Acura is the official vehicle of the movie "Thor."

Because the Japanese offer of an "official nuclear reactor" became a bit of a...hot issue?

141 WTF, no NHL: Playoff thread?

Epic game between Sabres and Flyers on now.

142 Hey, Captain Von Trapp is kicking the blonde whore to the curb for Maria. Does this make me Ghey?

143 Good gravy. We're having serious flood issues here and I can't get a damn channel to show the news 6pm news.

NBC - NHL
ABC - NBA, and
CBS - PGA

144 How about your local Fox station, lacey?

145 Hey, Captain Von Trapp is kicking the blonde whore to the curb for Maria. Does this make me Ghey? Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at April 24, 2011 06:01 PM (cDRYC) I think in real life Maria was just past the age of consent so it makes him a borderline pedophile?

146 160 Good gravy. We're having serious flood issues here and I can't get a damn channel to show the news 6pm news.

NBC - NHL
ABC - NBA, and
CBS - PGA

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 24, 2011 06:03 PM (fLg8R)

--Have you heard of that Internet thingy?

I assume you have.

147 Latin, I presume? What does it mean?
Posted by: Admiral Soothsayer Stockdale at April 24, 2011 05:51 PM (/AACO)

It's a legal term that I only break out to make serious point.

I refer all legal points of order to Amishdude, he treats them with the utmost reverence.

148 163 Well, he wouldn't be the first guy to bone his babysitter.

149 They don't have news on Sunday. Our local FOX station is just peaches.

And prof, I like the Live Doppler Bullshit thingy - sue me!

150 167 You can get doppler on Weatherchannel .com. Just punch in your zip.

151 Look, I want the cute weatherguy. What part of this are you not getting : )

152 ...shitso fucto...

Latin, I presume? What does it mean?


We're in the shit, therefore you're fucked.  Rough translation.

153 169, Good God just watch NCIS like Mrs. Sailor.

154 170 ...shitso fucto...

Latin, I presume? What does it mean?


We're in the shit, therefore you're fucked.  Rough translation.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 24, 2011 06:12 PM (iohaq)

Ipso fuckoffo!!

155 Damn, what a game.  Game 7 on in Philly.

156 Ipso fuckoffo!!

Little tougher translation.  Let me see...nomitive, dative, hmmm...oh, here it is:

Ricky's an asshole.

Again, it's been a few decades since I've taken Latin so you may have a different translation.

157

It's Not My Fault!

 

 

well duh!! I'm all nuancy and chit yaknow?

158 laceyunderalls: "Look, I want the cute weatherguy..."

You want just him and not his Doppler?

159 Hey!....I'm the victim here!

160 OT:

I'm not sure if it's been linked here or not, but RS McCain has a link to an incredible YouTube video of a German woman protesting against a visit by an Islamist imam.  Wow.   LINK

161 Back to the article referenced at the beginning of this thread.  Everyone should read it.  

I particularly liked the part where Obama was going to sneak two terrorists into the US  and THEN announce they were going to try them on US soil.  They had two all picked out who spoke English so would make a "good impression."

My second favorite part was where the defense attorneys at the Pentagon, when they heard the announcement,  did a CONGA LINE chanting "rule of law,  baby,  rule of law!"

You guys should click over and read that whole thing.  How many other people has he sneaked into the US and didn't get caught?  What else is he doing?

That article is exhibit A in how he doesn't care about the Constitution or the opinions of the American people.

162

AmishDude, en fuego tonight!