May 01, 2011

Bye, Osama!
— Slublog

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Your official celebration thread.

Posted by: Slublog at 07:49 PM | Comments (784)
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1 Finally.

Posted by: djohn at May 01, 2011 07:52 PM (ZpRdM)

2 PUDDING BABY! PUDDING!

Posted by: Defector at May 01, 2011 07:52 PM (BxxIm)

3 Forget the champagne, Hennessy is on me tonight!

Posted by: TiNa48 at May 01, 2011 07:53 PM (ZQskV)

4 Deepest depths of hell for this one. 

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 01, 2011 07:53 PM (6neGz)

5 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at May 01, 2011 07:53 PM (6zFxS)

6 You know who this helps? Ron Paul!!!!

Posted by: Paulnuts at May 01, 2011 07:54 PM (zhC9L)

7 The maw of Hades has opened up to accept Hell's newest and one its most infamous members.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 07:54 PM (c0A3e)

8 Good riddance!

I love how Obama is trying to take the credit, however..  "When I came into office I made Obama the top priority.. blah blah".  As if it wasn't Bush's top priority.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2011 07:54 PM (Do528)

9 Cheers, morons.

Posted by: Andy at May 01, 2011 07:54 PM (veZ9n)

10 Bacon for breakfast tomorrow, a ham sandwich for lunch, and pork chops and beer for dinner!

Posted by: Siergen at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (6c1Mp)

11 I bet the CIA disguises were funny...

....fake beards set crooked...air jordans....ambercrombie and fitch shirts....ball caps on backwards....

Posted by: skr8 outta at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (zcTu+)

12 Rot in Hell bastard.  Hey Al-Qaeda there's more where that came from.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (2o7Ys)

13 I hope Osama packed some sunblock with him, because it's gonna be hot where he is now.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (DScmV)

14

 I want to see the corpse before i go to bed

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (DKV43)

15 A little "Osama is dead" music: http://bit.ly/7fsTXh

Posted by: ThePoliticalHat at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (WqYr4)

16 I shall pray for his immortal soul.

That it burn.

Forever.

Posted by: Fred Z at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (66rI7)

17 Okay we need some details now. Personally, I would have had his head in a box and pulled it out at the beginning of the speech.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (Fw2Gg)

18 As long as they weren't wearing Ed Hardy shirts...

Posted by: tmi3rd at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (WRtsc)

19 9 Cheers, morons.

*clink*. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 07:55 PM (c0A3e)

20 I hope they publicly honor the special forces personnel that did this. And hang Bin Laden's body on a spike in New York Roman style.

Posted by: Jason at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (ajAYT)

21 Club Gitmo hardest hit by news

Posted by: derit at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (FQlFL)

22 Osama should know, that when you're a terrorist, you're shaking hands with danger.

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (mfWu+)

23 I

Posted by: Obama at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (VdcrP)

24 Almost a year in afghanistan last year in kunar province. This is the greatest night in my life. I'm getting shit canned

Posted by: Marion "Cobra" Cobretti at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (Imzu9)

25 I WISH I WAS IN TIMES SQUARE!

Posted by: Cathy at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (NvxsG)

26 for once, my boner isn't from granny porn!

Posted by: XBradTC at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (X0Ona)

27 14

 I want to see the corpse before i go to bed


Ok, you just made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: TiNa48 at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (ZQskV)

28 I hope they publicly honor the special forces personnel that did this.

Never happen.  They'd have to go into witness protection for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 01, 2011 07:56 PM (suk+Z)

29

@8: "I love how Obama is trying to take the credit, however.. "When I came into office I made Obama the top priority.. blah blah". As if it wasn't Bush's top priority."

 

Yeah, but Osama got dropped on Obama's watch, and not on Bush's.  Sucks, but there it is.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (2xfbm)

30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

Just listen to this and be proud. I am a Canadian libertarian and today I am proud of your country

Posted by: Mike Young at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (Kb8cn)

31 I question the timing.

Posted by: someone has to say it at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (GfhFm)

32 I hope they publicly honor the special forces personnel that did this. And hang Bin Laden's body on a spike in New York Roman style. Posted by: Jason
........
Probably CIA.  You will never know who they are, as much as Barky would like to parade them in front of cameras, ending their undercover careers.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (Do528)

33 I am sad. So, so sad. He was so...beautiful...

Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (liBQN)

34 I am going have a beer and toast to all men and women in the armed services, esp. to the ones that killed bin laden, we may never know who you are in this life, but God does and he knows that from time to time evil men have to be killed.

Posted by: Tke at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (vSDwv)

35 I'm taking a shot in honor alongside the pudding

Posted by: Defector at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (BxxIm)

36

I've wasted ten years of my life thinking we were at war with islam.

 

Hey, do you think he put out the birth certificate knowing they were going to off OBL?

Posted by: pinandpuller at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (aRm4V)

37 Osama's dead and Obama cruises to an easy victory in 2012, whoopie....

Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (A0Q4i)

38 Probably the only time I will ever say this (during the current administration): Well done, Mr. President.

Posted by: Sgt. York at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (LJBsr)

39 Osama has been dead to the world since... 2002... THANK YOU BARRACK!

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (RnujI)

40 This calls for aged whiskey. And bacon. Lots of bacon.

Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2011 07:57 PM (2IW5Q)

41 America! Fuck yeah!!

Posted by: J. Random Dude at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (72afg)

42
I
Posted by: Obama at May 01, 2011 11:56 PM

Now that cracked me up.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (DVKmH)

43 I would love to get some perverts and pay them to defile Osama's body sexually while I film it.

Posted by: The Drizzle at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (ysCLj)

44

What a hell of a class act Mr. Ovomit is.  Loved how he aknowledged the former president for his work.  No, it was all about this Prick in the W.H.  I order him dead, I signed the special order, I, I, I, I, I, I, I... Sickening, disgusting and disgraceful.  Happy that this Islamic turd is burning in the bowels of hell, but is was disgraceful that he didn't mention his predecessor.

Posted by: Sparky at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (k2kXW)

45 I actually don't believe in hell. *shrugs*

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (BI2Qn)

46 Barbed cock of satan's new boy toy. Booyah

Posted by: Mb at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (Fr8N6)

47 Now we go after his kids.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (1fB+3)

48 38 Osama's dead and Obama cruises to an easy victory in 2012, whoopie....

Good Lord, dude, does Soros pay you per-post or something?

Posted by: Splunge at May 01, 2011 07:58 PM (2IW5Q)

49 Celebration music baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60

Posted by: Defector at May 01, 2011 07:59 PM (BxxIm)

50 more people show up to celebrate dead Bin Laden than May Day, God Bless America!

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 01, 2011 07:59 PM (Du09Y)

51 Thank you Mr. President. You deserve the day off from criticism...

time's up!

Posted by: derit at May 01, 2011 07:59 PM (FQlFL)

52 Celebration! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Posted by: ThePoliticalHat at May 01, 2011 07:59 PM (WqYr4)

53 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. I don't see how this could help the Republicans in 2012. Who give a damn, President Obama did his job as the President of the United States. This not a democrat or republican this was bring justice to a evil man, who need to be dead.

Posted by: Tke at May 01, 2011 07:59 PM (vSDwv)

54 And Pope John the Great gets beatified. God Bless America!

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 01, 2011 07:59 PM (Du09Y)

55 Also, where do I send the beer money for the lucky fellow(s) what capped his ass?

Posted by: J. Random Dude at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (72afg)

56 Hey! WHo the fuck let the new guy in?

Posted by: Hitler at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (yLwwQ)

57 Greg you should probably go get a hooker and get laid to celebrate bin Laden's death.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (fhap3)

58 Slublog! Slublog! Slublog!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (9b6FB)

59 Soldiers are getting absolutely WASTED in the barracks here, yelling and celebrating.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (K/zX7)

60 I feel sorry for the 73 virgins. This should whip the loony left into a full blown frenzy

Posted by: izoneguy at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (83mM1)

61 In the final analysis Osama you were a sneaky little bastard attacking a country oblivious to your hate. Even with that, the best you could do is kill innocent civilians.  Our citizens stopped one of your planes once they knew your plans.  Hitler would be embarrassed to hang with you.  He was way more evil or at least talented than you and your dark age minions.  You will fade from history.  You accomplished nothing but your own damnation.  If you are buried in my country I will mage a pilgrimage to your grave to piss on it.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (2o7Ys)

62
In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. I don't see how this could help the Republicans in 2012. Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 11:57 PM

This might not. But unless you can convert Osama's corpse into about 50 billion gallons of free gasoline, you'll see what won't help the Dems in 2012.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (DVKmH)

63

I think it's safe to say the official ONT is dead.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (9eMfR)

64 "In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. I don't see how this could help the Republicans in 2012."

Please cite where Bush had credible intelligence on Usama's whereabouts and failed to act upon it.

Posted by: Sgt. York at May 01, 2011 08:00 PM (LJBsr)

65 On a serious note, and I know some here arent religious, but I wonder how this cocksucker will feel when he stands in judgement for his adherence to a false and satanically inspired religion? I wager that he is gnashing his rotten, goat-felching teeth right now.

Posted by: The Drizzle at May 01, 2011 08:01 PM (ysCLj)

66 The new American May Day!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at May 01, 2011 08:01 PM (Dkfwa)

67 "Young people" around the White House.

Why not around the Pentagon?  Howbout Camp Pendleton?  Howbout Walter Reed?

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:01 PM (9b6FB)

68 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight.

Indeed.  He threw the Republic over the precipice pretty quick.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 01, 2011 08:01 PM (suk+Z)

69 I know they probably won't release the info, but I want to know who shot him!!

Posted by: EmilyM. at May 01, 2011 08:01 PM (rSB/0)

70 How's that sleeping giant working out for ya, bastard?

Posted by: Cathy at May 01, 2011 08:02 PM (NvxsG)

71 In honor of this historical event, U.S. should out law political correctness!  Let us honor 0.B.L death by liberating Americans from TSA.  Outlaw - deport any followers/adherents  of O. B. L. who refuse to adjust to America.  Oust those who refuse to adapt to America and refuse to cater to those  who have O.B.L. mentality and mandate O.B.L. way of life!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaa  Hooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Deli Llama at May 01, 2011 08:02 PM (MTMqc)

72 On an triple thought: Who wants to bet that it comes out that we have buried Osama in a secret location, but he was given a "proper muslim burial"? If that happens, all of this goodwill(unearned) for Obama will go down the shitter.

Posted by: The Drizzle at May 01, 2011 08:02 PM (ysCLj)

73

looking for the Al Jeezera news feed now. I want to see the muzzies cry

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:02 PM (DKV43)

74 69. AMEN to that!

Posted by: Cathy at May 01, 2011 08:02 PM (NvxsG)

75 Hey! WHo the fuck let the new guy in?

Posted by: Hitler at May 02, 2011 12:00 AM (yLwwQ)


Time for a new bunker video!

Posted by: Methos, getting an early start on next week at May 01, 2011 08:02 PM (uqJo6)

76 Overheard in hell:

It was 72 Virginians?

Posted by: Zombie Reagan at May 01, 2011 08:03 PM (9b6FB)

77 I am glad our people put a bullet in his head. Very satisfying. This is a good time to go over and gloat at Muslim supremacist websites and to all Jihadist seeing this, just to say to them..... LOSERS!!!!!!

Posted by: MinstrelBoy at May 01, 2011 08:03 PM (rwioF)

78

There's 72 virgins waiting for him.....all dudes.

 

Enjoy being on the roitsserie, bitch

Posted by: JEWISH NEW YORKER at May 01, 2011 08:03 PM (hK2Ya)

79 Ahh ... Bin Laden caught for all time in a Boschian nightmarescape ... sweet ....

Vindication thy name is Bush.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:03 PM (5cGDj)

80

Can you please reban the fucking troll?

I second the motion. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 08:03 PM (c0A3e)

81

I don't believe we will be able to keep the shooters name secret.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:03 PM (2o7Ys)

82 Baaah!

Posted by: Tora Bora Goat at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (FPSE1)

83 Please cite where Bush had credible intelligence on Usama's whereabouts and failed to act upon it.
Posted by: Sgt. York at May 02, 2011 12:00 AM

I don't think we have to go there.

Posted by: President BJ Clinton at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (6zFxS)

84 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: $5 a gallom gas can't be ignored at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (uqJo6)

85 My friends and I are celebrating the only way one can. Scotch, cowboy hats, loud music, and bacon flavored chocolate.

Posted by: Harlequin at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (7SuSt)

86 But how much did all of this cost?

Oh, wait, it was our side?

Posted by: The Left at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (9b6FB)

87 The Jawa Report nabbed your flaming skull Ace.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (fhap3)

88 Put whats left of his head on a pike in front of the US embassy.

Posted by: brak at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (nIoiW)

89 *sharpening up troll lopping Scottish claymore*

Posted by: Purple Avenger at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (suk+Z)

90 Best birthday present to me ever!

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (TRgli)

91 I hope they publicly honor the special forces personnel that did this.

They are the "quite professionals" - unless you lived next to one for ten years and some asshole comes beating on your door at 3:00 am waking up the entire neighborhood - then they are just the guy next door... or, uhh, more accurate~~~

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 08:04 PM (RnujI)

92 Enjoying this, Palestinians?  Let's dance m*th*rf*ck*rs ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (5cGDj)

93 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: exdem13 at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (1GunI)

94 Lots of Pakistani military facilities in Abottabad.

Posted by: blaster at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (Fw2Gg)

95 Drudge has the has been upside down....fitting

Posted by: SJR2 at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (oCbCP)

96 Another grim milestone for the terrorists ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (5cGDj)

97 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLW0jKKRXMo You have been avenged, sir.

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (Hu/Da)

98 Baah -  Baaaaah!

Posted by: Stevie Nicks at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (FPSE1)

99 This will make out default a little easier to accept

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (DKV43)

100

FUCK YES.

*Toasts morons*

Somewhere, John Ringo is gettin' his drunk on. And he is entitled to.

Posted by: Dr Alice at May 01, 2011 08:05 PM (Hf4Fz)

101 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight.

Whatever, jerkwad.  Democrats did everything they could to make it hard for Bush to conduct the war.  I'm glad bin Laden is dead, but am appalled at how shameless Democrats are in their criticism of President Bush.  You a-holes fought him every step of the way, so you have no right whatsoever to celebrate right now.  If you idiots had your way, we would never have been in a position to do this.

So really, piss off.

Posted by: Slublog at May 01, 2011 08:06 PM (RS386)

102 FLASH MOB the White House!

Bring on the extasy and loud DJ's!!!!!

Posted by: Young People at May 01, 2011 08:06 PM (9b6FB)

103 Man, I'd love to know if he was well defended and we had to fight our way in as he huddled in fear. I really hope he knew it was us before he died.

Posted by: SamIam at May 01, 2011 08:06 PM (IOff/)

104

Greg, I hope you're a sock.  That's so much better than being a dick.

 

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:06 PM (2o7Ys)

105 They are the "quite professionals" [...]

I used to play hockey against one of the SEAL teams. Quiet, indeed.

(Though their commander won an Elvis impersonator contest one year.)

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (CCXwt)

106 I want the corpse. Let me see the corpse

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (DKV43)

107 Sorry Hee Haw for plagerizing a great song. This is going out to Usama: Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave your brains on the walls? We searched the world over, And we finally found your balls. You met a SNIPER and Phht! you were gone!

Posted by: jr at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (uzbYw)

108 Where's ace?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (1fB+3)

109 Well, Dubya finally got his man...
(Like I am going to give Obaka any credit for the kill. despite his hippie peacenik talk he let Bush's fighting strategems continue. So it's a win for the terrorist fighters, not the wanna-bes in the white House right now.)

Posted by: exdem13 at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (1GunI)

110  I don't see how this helps his re-election chances. Bin Laden's death won't motivate people hurting in this economy to support Obama.

 Anyways, FUCK YEAH! As a Christian, I don't believe in taking pleasure from people's deaths. But screw it, the man was a monster. I'm glad he's dead, I'm glad I believe in Hell...enjoy eternity,bastard.

 I already celebrated with my girlfriend when we found out, now for some drinks! And some food, I'm hungry. Fire up the bacon, baby.

Posted by: Crazee at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (xsoRi)

111 You know what we won't see? People dancing in the streets and passing out candy.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at May 01, 2011 08:07 PM (ZGhSU)

112

I love how Obama is trying to take the credit, however..  "When I came into office I made Obama the top priority.. blah blah".  As if it wasn't Bush's top priority.

Just remember Uncle Ron: It is amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who takes the credit. I am sure The Bush Administration had this in the works for years...

Put Osama in a pigskin body bag.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (w7K7d)

113 ALL GONE BABY!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Jim_from_NJ at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (WV8m9)

114 Thankfully, the Homeowner's Association in that Islamabad neighborhood expressly forbids Swing Sets.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (FPSE1)

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (DKV43)

116 Fuck! Now I have to reorganize my circles of Hell, since this fucker just was swallowed up into the 9th Circle all by his lonesome

Posted by: Dante at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (yLwwQ)

117 "In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight.

Tell me about it.
Posted by: $5 a gallon gas can't be ignored"

Effin A! THIS is why I don't approve of the banning of trolls...moron comebacks are the best on the 'net.

Posted by: Sgt. York at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (LJBsr)

118 Just saw a guy on Fox outside the White House wearing a Bush tshirt. Awesome!

Posted by: Moron with a smile on his face at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (IwLzL)

119

@14: "I want to see the corpse before i go to bed"

It's pronounced "Kore," I'll have you know!

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (2xfbm)

120 As I'm recovering from a liver infection and can't drink, I guess I'm just going to celebrate by beating off to that Muslim actress who posed for German Playboy.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (GqM5k)

121 Just reading this now, (with tears in my eyes.) So happy it was US lead that went through his skull.

Posted by: Boxy Brown at May 01, 2011 08:08 PM (Y4Fu0)

122 It looks like most of the people outside the whitehouse are of college age. It didn't occur to me until just now that most of these people were like 8 or 10 years old when 9/11 happened

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:09 PM (DKV43)

123

Greg, I hope you're a sock.  That's so much better than being a dick.

Unfortunately, Gerg isn't. Gerg is a troll.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 01, 2011 08:09 PM (w7K7d)

124 I want to see the long form of the death certificate.

Posted by: musqua at May 01, 2011 08:09 PM (JbIz9)

125 Believe it or not this was not the result of President Obama going over to Pakistan and popping Osama in the head with a bullet himself. This was the the result of many years of work going all the way back to the Clinton administration, the fact that there are already people on the left trying to politicize it is, quite frankly, atrocious.

Instead we ought to be taking the time to be (once again) thankful for our men and women serving in the armed forces. And also to give big ups to the agents of the CIA.

Also, America. Fuck yeah.

Posted by: LikeATimeBomb at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (tODqR)

126 One down, ±1.57 billion to go...

My libtard mother (and I'm sure many all other libs like her) was already saying to me; "So, does this mean the war is over now?"

<sigh>

Posted by: goozer at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (vQcKN)

127 Room.
Temperature.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (9b6FB)

128 We are.  The United States.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (5cGDj)

129 Wonder if William and Kate's sudden decision to postpone their honeymoon in Jordan isn't connected to this in some way--

Posted by: Nancy Reardon at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (HPJHw)

130 We can haz pudding skull?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (sf+iw)

131 I want the corpse. Let me see the corpse

Posted by: Ben at May 02, 2011 12:07 AM (DKV43)

Pics or it never happened?

Posted by: in memory of an ONT at May 01, 2011 08:10 PM (IwLzL)

132 Jeez, there'y easily 2-3000 people outside of the white house

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:11 PM (DKV43)

133 slubug,

if we had f*cked around in Iraq for 8 years, perhaps this would ahve happened a bit quicker, but facts, they are anathema to you, i suppose

Posted by: larashod at May 01, 2011 08:11 PM (xZmQO)

134 Osama?  Never heard of him!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 01, 2011 08:11 PM (wQ9jX)

135

Osama Bin Laden's Corpse stars in

Nightmare on Baka-laka-daka St.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:11 PM (FPSE1)

136

I have but one simple request-

Feed the mortal remains into a woodchipper,

And give the results to the pigs.

 

 

Posted by: The Media at May 01, 2011 08:11 PM (4ABat)

137 Brian, we got the bastard. You'd be proud of the kids, they're doing well. Rest now my brother.

Posted by: Walker in 2012 at May 01, 2011 08:12 PM (C42qb)

138 I wonder if we'll get to hear more details about the operation.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 01, 2011 08:12 PM (tJO9J)

139 Petraeus promoted to head CIA on Friday; OBL dead on Sunday...congrats General!

Posted by: simulacre at May 01, 2011 08:12 PM (bS9pI)

140 Can you believe it's been almost 10 years since 9/11?  Crazy

Posted by: brak at May 01, 2011 08:12 PM (nIoiW)

141 President David Petraeus

Posted by: byebyeobama at May 01, 2011 08:12 PM (yi+Bl)

142

Wonder if William and Kate's sudden decision to postpone their honeymoon in Jordan isn't connected to this in some way--

Do you really think Moochelle wouldv'e let BO alert them after being snubbed from the wedding?  Yes, I think she's that spiteful.

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (TRgli)

143 For your viewing pleasure IOTW has pics of the corpse.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (2o7Ys)

144 Supposed pic of dead bin laden http://tinyurl.com/3f4jujw

Posted by: XBradTC at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (X0Ona)

145 my brother's friend just said.....he killed bin laden AND THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (eOXTH)

146 Feed the mortal remains into a woodchipper,

And then put the woodchipper in the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (XVaFd)

147 Divine Mercy Sunday.  JPII Beatified.  You're welcome.

Posted by: BXVI at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (o2C4v)

148

ball-dippin

greatness...

Posted by: yip at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (SyLEU)

149 FIrst time posting* As a staunch conservative I am proud of Obama's action in this instance and the actions United States Special Forces. I will be celebrating alongside progressives tonight for once because as we all wept for 9/11 we now rejoice for justice. Seriously though lets get some good dead bin'laden memes and humor up in hear. I wanna see demotivational posters and lolcats go!

Posted by: DumbCollegeKid at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (usbFz)

150 Shit! And I just renounced my citizenship.

Posted by: Superman at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (yLwwQ)

151

America, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Bin Laden's Ghost at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (PvtvS)

152 Chow time!

Posted by: The worm at May 01, 2011 08:13 PM (0DGtF)

153 Sorry, "Artists interpretation".

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (2o7Ys)

154 Jeez, there'y easily 2-3000 people outside of the white house

Well, we had a week to organize this show of, what do you call it, ... oh, yes, 'patriotism.'

Posted by: David Axelrod will spare no expense at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (uqJo6)

155 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. It took Bush ten years. In two years, Obama couldn't find the "Off" switch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (FcR7P)

156

i want to know where they bury the body

i have a piss to take

Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (EOu3d)

157 >> if we had f*cked around in Iraq for 8 years, perhaps this would ahve happened a bit quicker, but facts, they are anathema to you, i suppose

Fuck off, idiot. You lost me at "if".

Posted by: Andy at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (veZ9n)

158 I want his rotten corpse - my synagogue needs a new stone stair leading into the temple. That or a new speed bump in the parking lot

Posted by: Defector at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (BxxIm)

159 I can't believe the MSM reported that Ogolfer cut it down to 9 holes to monitor the situation today.  You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (TRgli)

160 It's not a wave... I mean, it helps Obama win re-election. Geez, I'm a pathetic piece of shit...

Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 08:14 PM (h+Bqe)

161 @148, is that legit???

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (DKV43)

162 Not only do I give a shit, I'm eating a bunch of fucking larvae in celebration. I'm only angry that I can't eat that mother fucker myself.

Posted by: Honey Badger at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (H0dXA)

163
Despite my bashing of The First Ego, I must admit my initial reaction was to let out a loud WHOOP! and run around the house. It's great news.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (DVKmH)

164 if we had f*cked around in Iraq for 8 years, perhaps this would ahve happened a bit quicker, but facts, they are anathema to you, i suppose

Tell you what...

You learn to communicate in a way that doesn't make you seem illiterate, and I will respond to that post, okay?

Posted by: Slublog at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (RS386)

165 Waiting for the blow back within the Pakistani military. Who was providing aid, comfort, and protection?  He was living in mansion in a military town.  WTF!!!

Also, to all you clowns who think this will have any impact on the 2012 election, it won't.  That's 18 months away, not 18 days.  The story will get out and you bet the SpecOps and CIA folks will be sure to set the record straight.  They've been tracking UBL for a long, long time, and I'm sure they don't like pols in DC trying to take the credit for their hard and very dangerous work.  Speaking of which, what ever happened to the CIA agent being held on murder charges in Islamabad?

Posted by: EvaTheFrisbeeDog at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (H0BKx)

166 I wonder if the CIA agent that was arrested in pakistan was involved?

Posted by: Patrick at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (vw0I1)

167 Can you keep it quiet up there? I've got work to do.

Posted by: barbed cock of Satan at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (7tk/d)

168 No more Usama audio messages to get Al Jazeera all hot and bothered? *sniff, sniff...heh...hehe,haha,HA,HA!*

Posted by: derit at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (FQlFL)

169

Brian, we got the bastard. You'd be proud of the kids, they're doing well. Rest now my brother.

Prayers to you my unknown friend.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (2o7Ys)

170 Andy, or Slu, can we just ban these people please?

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (DKV43)

171 What's wrong with the old thread?  Anyway ....

FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:15 PM (d88g9)

172 A hearty thank-you to all who served, but especially those who signed up right after 9-11, and because of 9-11.

Those are the folks who deserve the credit.

Let the Arab "Dark-Spring" blossom. It will wither, and blow away thanks to the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States of America.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (9b6FB)

173 152. Let us not forget St. Joseph the Worker. Someone did some MIGHTY FINE WORK in Pok-ee-ston.

Posted by: Cathy at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (NvxsG)

174 I don't know if anyone else mentioned this, but Al Jazeera English is showing the White House crowd live.

Posted by: Scott at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (S3AFi)

175 ETERNAL FATHER, WE OFFER YOU THE BODY AND BLOOD, SOUL AND DIVINITY OF YOUR DEARLY BELOVED SON, OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, IN ATONEMENT FOR OUR SINS AND THOSE OF THE WHOLE WORLD, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SORROWFUL PASSION, HAVE MERCY ON US AND ON THE WHOLE WORLD......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (eOXTH)

176 CNN is already pimping this hard for Obama. "The president was deeply personally involved" <-Actual quote just said on CNN.

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (fhap3)

177

"for it is written, vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord"

You have fun with that meeting Osama, you miserable _______

I hope we have had the body for over a week because it means he likely isn't buried yet; think on that for a bit...sweet.

Posted by: unknown jane at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (5/yRG)

178 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

1. Who was also killed/captured in the operation by our Special Forces?

2. Abbotabad is only 32 miles from Islamabad... really Pakistan? Really??


Posted by: Nevyan at May 01, 2011 08:16 PM (TEL8Z)

179 Oh thank God, now I can get a break.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (sf+iw)

180 "In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. I don't see how this could help the Republicans in 2012."

Are you fucking kidding me?  You guys wanted to sit around with terrorists and pass out cookies while trying to make them talk about their feelings.

Posted by: tdpwells at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (7vA7k)

181 Speaking as a practicing Mormon, I'm almost willing to have a beer just so I can toast the shooter.

Posted by: Cameron Wood at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (qAzNo)

182 142, Your friend Brian and my friend CeeCee are popping a cork right about now.


Posted by: Cathy at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (NvxsG)

183 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. I don't see how this could help the Republicans in 2012. Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 11:57 PM (liBQN)

Bet none of the people involved in killing obl voted for Obama. Bet none of them do in 2012.

Posted by: The Ballot Box at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (Epj2t)

184 @148, is that legit???

Posted by: Ben at May 02, 2011 12:15 AM (DKV43)

It says "artist's interpretation" under the picture if you scroll down a bit.

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (ixG3W)

185 Feed the mortal remains into a woodchipper, Nah, do it Russian-style! Wrap his body in pigskin, and bury him. Videotape the process.

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at May 01, 2011 08:17 PM (Hu/Da)

186 After they parade his body around in a prom dress, I hope they feed whats left to a pit of starving feral hogs. His kind's physical remains deserve to exit this world through the digestive system of a hog.

Posted by: Gromulin at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (7Zrx4)

187 What? You thought there were only 72 of us?  No, it's ALL of us, 72 times.

And that's just the foreplay.

Posted by: The 10,247th Demon in the line waiting to dork Osama in the squeakhole at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (oDMwn)

188 My lover is dead. I will have to spank it to another terrorist tonight.

Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (A0Q4i)

189 Their breasts get in the way. This is not a joke. Posted by: sauropod at May 01, 2011 11:07 PM (GPm6P) Yeah, I've seen that happen on Youporn. Posted by: CoolCzech at May 02, 2011 12:15 AM (kUaEF)

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (kUaEF)

190 Barry Switzer won a Super Bowl with the Dallas Cowboys using Jimmie Johnson's players.  Moral of the story?  The Dallas Cowboys won a Super Bowl.

Is it safe to assume this finally unseats his only other accomplishment of picking North Carolina in the 2009 NCAA Basketball Championship?

Posted by: Mule at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (pGRhe)

191 That shit going on in front of the White House is suspect. Something doesn't add up. How many libtards do you know at GWU have American flags?

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (us+Jr)

192 A hearty thank-you to all who served, but especially those who signed up right after 9-11, and because of 9-11.

This.
Thanks, folks.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (uqJo6)

193 for everyone new to the room, sing it with me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaG2Acg8n60

Posted by: Defector at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (BxxIm)

194

Do you really think Moochelle wouldv'e let BO alert them after being snubbed from the wedding?  Yes, I think she's that spiteful.

Posted by: Mayday at May 02, 2011 12:13 AM

I don't think Moochelle knew. If she had, she would have found a way to make some sort of faux-patriotic speech or a visit to Walter Reed beforehand to make herself look good. Yes, I think she's that vain.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (DVKmH)

195 People are setting off fireworks in my neighborhood

Posted by: blue star at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (Ahypk)

196

2. Abbotabad is only 32 miles from Islamabad... really Pakistan? Really??

even worse, apparently it is where a major segment(division?) of the Pakistani Army based in that city.

He was being protected. We won't hear the real story for a decade, but I guaranteed we did this without pakistan.

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:18 PM (DKV43)

197 Libtards on facebook are now trying to credit Obama for this. This is fucking sick.

Posted by: TiNa48 at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (ZQskV)

198 Put his body in a casket, and leave him at the pit at ground zero. Let everybody walk by and piss on his grave.

Posted by: Milo at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (Zv/J9)

199 i feel like driving down to waikiki and handing out candy

Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (EOu3d)

200 Oh, and Greg?  Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: The 10,247th Demon in the line waiting to dork Osama in the squeakhole at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (oDMwn)

201 180. We just had nine days of praying the DM at DALEY PLAZA in Chicago, complete with giant image of the DM.

Yaaaay!

Posted by: Cathy at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (NvxsG)

202

Congrats to the covert lads that took him down.  One of the good things about this is since they did him with guns so he knew it was coming.  I wonder if he tried to surrender and was met with big grins and the sounds of guns being racked.  I hope his 72 virgins all look like Larry from the Three Stooges.

It was an good speech by Obama but I did notice a couple of things.  In the middle of it there were a lot of "I"'s (as I ordered, I did this, etc) and it seemed he was trying to give the impression that it was only his intervention that focused the operations on clipping Bin Laden.  The second thing is that he seemed to say that he called the Pakistani's after the operation.  If that's the case then the Pakistani papers will be interesting tomorrow.  Don't get me wrong, I think it's fair to say that if he had called them (maybe he did) before hand then Bin Laden might have done a runner back to Iran.

I suspect this will give Obama a bit of a bump in the polls but it's happening way to early for it to effect 2012.

In any event folks, hoist one for the victims of this bastard, another for the ones that took him down (that includes Obama) and finally one in the hopes that Bin Laden is currently feeling the beginning of an enternity of fire.

Posted by: scr_north at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (JQ7kW)

203 Call me silly and all... But how do we know it's true?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (kUaEF)

204 I hope he saw them coming and they had a choice word or two for him before they capped him.

Posted by: Peaches at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (ixG3W)

205 I don't know if anyone else mentioned this, but Al Jazeera English is showing the White House crowd live.

They're trying to recruit.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (d88g9)

206 Yeah, where did the hippies get the flags?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 01, 2011 08:19 PM (1fB+3)

207 Yeah, Abbottabad, Pakistan ... just up the road from Costelloville ...

Posted by: ya2daup, an iPhone iMpeded iPosting at May 01, 2011 08:20 PM (F8AOM)

208 And so you see, folks, this is why I chose not to go to the wedding...

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 01, 2011 08:20 PM (FcR7P)

209 Posted by: Greg at May 02, 2011 12:18 AM (A0Q4i)

How's your Kloppy prediction working for you, shit-for-brains?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 01, 2011 08:20 PM (tJO9J)

210 "Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Pakistan. a small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability."

Today... a week ago... whatever...

Posted by: Barry Obammy, TOTUS at May 01, 2011 08:20 PM (xs5wK)

211

I hope he saw them coming and they had a choice word or two for him before they capped him.

Like some corny action movie catch phrase?

Suck on this a one time!

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:20 PM (DKV43)

212 Moral of the story?  The Dallas Cowboys won a Super Bowl.

The story that comes out the Cowboys from that year is that Aikman and Smith won that Super Bowl, despite Switzer, not because of him.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (CCXwt)

213 That shit going on in front of the White House is suspect. Something doesn't add up. How many libtards do you know at GWU have American flags?

We stole them from the White House gift shop. Duh.

Posted by: Totally Spontaneous White House Crowd (brought to you by mybarackobama.com) at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (uqJo6)

214 "Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Pakistan..." Uh, Obama "directed" the operation? From the golf course?

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (kUaEF)

215 In two year, Obama did what Bush couldn't do in eight. I don't see how this could help the Republicans in 2012. Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 11:57 PM (liBQN) Bullshit. In 20 minutes or so I bet, 10-20 men did what neither Obama nor Bush would have ever been able to do. Engage the enemy, kill the enemy, and bring back the stinking corpse of this filthy son of a bitch. So fuck your left wing grandstanding. This belongs to our military. Not a party. The only men deserving our praise is the men who dropped the hammer.

Posted by: Harlequin at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (7SuSt)

216 Guy was living in a mansion 40 miles outside the capital of Pakistan?  We knew Pakistan was a bunch of scumbags,  but that's going to awkward to explain.

Posted by: brak at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (nIoiW)

217 I'm just jealous that Osama is getting that legendary barbed cock tonight instead of me!

Posted by: Greg at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (h+Bqe)

218 That shit going on in front of the White House is suspect. Something doesn't add up. How many libtards do you know at GWU have American flags?

Not to mention that those moonbats are celebrating the deaths of poor, unfortunate, persecuted Muslims sand kittens.

Posted by: in memory of an ONT at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (IwLzL)

219 From the Onion (you can google the rest of the article): Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell SEPTEMBER 26, 2001 | ISSUE 37•34 JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell. Mohammed Atta (top) and Ahmed al-Haznawi. "I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

Posted by: That's Mr. Jehovah To You! at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (Hu/Da)

220 OK, 2012 is in the bag.  Greg just declared it unpossible, and with its track record that's very good news for us.

Posted by: blue star at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (Ahypk)

221 A crowd is gathering in Times Square.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (qIHlG)

222 get ready for chaos...

things will ramp up... which would be fine if dear leader had a strong pimp hand

Posted by: phreshone at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (T3vCe)

223 So, will they install a urinal over his grave, so that we may properly pay our respects?

Posted by: tcn at May 01, 2011 08:21 PM (QuGK2)

224 It's after midnight here. It's not Sunday anymore.

Bwiing on the casques of shewwy!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:22 PM (9b6FB)

225

the guy who capped his ass would be guaranteed blowjobs for the rest of his life

Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at May 01, 2011 08:22 PM (EOu3d)

226 GOOGLE MAPS NOW::::::

34 degree 09'14.66" N     73 degree 13'38.94" E

A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN????  A FUCKING GOLF COURSE......

Posted by: Nevyan at May 01, 2011 08:22 PM (TEL8Z)

227

Don't ban Greg, he's good luck. Let's take a look at Gregs genius.

Greg: There is no wave.

Reality: uhmm yes there is Greg look. Historic wins by republicans.

Greg: Well I have to go now.

Prosser election.

Greg: Prosser is toast

Greg: Oh this is bad, prosser is even underperforming bush.

Reality: Prosser Wins!

Greg: well I have to go now.

The United States Military kills bin laden

Greg: Obama will cruise to reelection, he did in two years what bush couldn't in 8.

Reality: are you fucking back again?

Posted by: robtr at May 01, 2011 08:22 PM (MtwBb)

228 I an so proud of Preadent Obama for killing Bin Loden. The idiot Bush let him get away for eight years. Now we all need to support the Presadent in fixing the rest of the problems Bush left for him.

Posted by: Stealing the Mary Clogginstien sock at May 01, 2011 08:22 PM (hD0CU)

229 *sharpening up troll lopping Scottish claymore* Posted by: Purple Avenger Are you wearing a kilt pa?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2011 08:23 PM (tEWdS)

230

the guy who capped his ass would be guaranteed blowjobs for the rest of his life

Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at May 02, 2011 12:22 AM (EOu3d)

heh, I never want to swap war stories with that guy. fuck.

Posted by: robtr at May 01, 2011 08:23 PM (MtwBb)

231 173 No more Usama audio messages to get Al Jazeera CNN all hot and bothered? *sniff, sniff...heh...hehe,haha,HA,HA!*
Posted by: derit at May 02, 2011 12:15 AM

FIFY

Posted by: The Fixer at May 01, 2011 08:23 PM (vdfwz)

232 I suspect this will give Obama a bit of a bump in the polls but it's happening way to early for it to effect 2012.

You'd think that. We'll see.

Posted by: Folks were going to like Obamacare, once they found out what was in it at May 01, 2011 08:23 PM (uqJo6)

233 Some people have a point, Greg is like our fucking reverse Nostradamus. We can't get rid of him!

Posted by: Drew in MO at May 01, 2011 08:23 PM (fhap3)

234 The celebration outside the White House looks astroturfed. I saw Obama/Biden posters and some of the flags look like they're from the White House, or some government building.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 01, 2011 08:24 PM (1fB+3)

235 So. Who do you think we should run in 2016?

Posted by: Poland at May 01, 2011 08:24 PM (qDPnZ)

236 So long OBL.

Please send a postcard from hell letting us know how that 40 virgins thing turned out.

Posted by: Flounder at May 01, 2011 08:24 PM (Kkt/i)

237 Obama's speech: "You will now kneel before me and suck my big, black, Osama-killing cock."

Posted by: Randall Hoven at May 01, 2011 08:24 PM (aEYz9)

238 I hope the bullet was coated in the finest pork breakfast sausage

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at May 01, 2011 08:24 PM (T3vCe)

239 242 So. Who do you think we should run in 2016? The guy that shot Osama. Piss the badguys off but GOOD.

Posted by: Harlequin at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (7SuSt)

240 actually, looking at twitter, the libs hate this because they hate this country. Suck it, Code Pink!

Posted by: joeindc44 at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (Du09Y)

241

Question.

Did any of you notice Obama said it was a firefight? So did Osama put up a fight or do you think he just mispoke and we capped him while he slept?

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (DKV43)

242 GOOGLE EARTH NOW::::::

34 degree 09'14.66" N     73 degree 13'38.94" E

A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN????  A FUCKING GOLF COURSE......

Posted by: Nevyan at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (TEL8Z)

243

236  how can you top him?

"i popped 20 dudes in less than an hour in a firefight will wounded"

"oh yeah, i shot bin laden"

Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (EOu3d)

244

I hope he saw them coming and they had a choice word or two for him before they capped him.

Like some corny action movie catch phrase?


Yippeekaiyay motherfucker is my choice. 

Posted by: The Chicken at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (sf+iw)

245 thats one ugly virgin

Posted by: Chris at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (QCS6c)

246 CC, would Mr. Lead-from-Behind risk the P.R. fallout?

Posted by: derit at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (FQlFL)

247 Help me out here... did I direct this today or a week ago?

Posted by: Barry Obammy, TOTUS at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (xs5wK)

248 Dr. Spank, Your right. I'm telling you there arent that many flags in Washington unless they're inside a government building. 99 percent of these little hippie bastards wanted to see him have a civil trial. Something stinks about this shit

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 08:25 PM (us+Jr)

249 A poll bump? This, too, shall pass ... As someone wrote earlier, OBL's death isn't going to out fuel in the tank or food on the table. Keep your eyes on tge economy in freefall, folks.

Posted by: ya2daup, an iPhone iMpeded iPosting at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (F8AOM)

250 Just wanted to let you all know we are anxiously awaiting our newest celebrity.

Peace out.

Posted by: Satan at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (Kkt/i)

251 "after a firefight."

If we can believe the Pres on this part, that means THAT SORRY FUCKER DIED SCARED!  Makes me happy.

Posted by: The CIA at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (d88g9)

252 My willingness to credit Obama will be inversely proportional to the amount of libtard grandstanding I encounter.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (oDMwn)

253 That's right, come by the back door at 7:30pm, and we'll let you trade in the smocks we handed out for some nifty American Flags.  Yes, you'll want those later.

Posted by: White House Aide, Six hours ago at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (9b6FB)

254 I know it's late, but I've seen bigger crowds in Times Square waiting for a bus

Do those Manhattanites forget that easily? After all, it's under their idol's watch that OBL bites the dust

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (vdfwz)

255 Put his body in a casket, and leave him at the pit at ground zero.
Let everybody walk by and piss on his grave.

What, no bacon grease?

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at May 01, 2011 08:26 PM (hx5jq)

256

Reports are ObamaÂ’s speech is being delayed because the CIA is still trying to notify bin LadenÂ’s next of goat

from twitter

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:27 PM (DKV43)

257

Feed the mortal remains into a woodchipper,  And give the results to the pigs.

Those who know anything about pigs will realize that the first step is not really required.

Posted by: sherlock at May 01, 2011 08:27 PM (LTquJ)

258 99 percent of these little hippie bastards wanted to see him have a civil trial.

They're not from DC.  They're tourists.

Posted by: The CIA at May 01, 2011 08:27 PM (d88g9)

259 One thing that just flashed through my brain: I've seen so much war porn the last 10 years that the one who pulled the trigger probably had a helmet cam on since they knew who the target was.  THAT'S what I want to see - forget the body.

America - F*ck Yeah!!

Posted by: slug at May 01, 2011 08:27 PM (cPuUo)

260 Posted by: Dr Spank at May 02, 2011 12:24 AM (1fB+3)

Saw a tweet a while ago that people were down there with old Bush/Cheney 2004 signs.

Posted by: tdpwells at May 01, 2011 08:27 PM (7vA7k)

261 Posted by: Tke at May 01, 2011 11:59 PM (vSDwv)

Bullshit, Obama didn't do anything. He didn't get OBL in two years when Bush couldn't in eight. It took 10 years for our boys to find him, and find him they did. Obama. did. not. do. shit.

Posted by: KG at May 01, 2011 08:27 PM (4L0zr)

262

236  how can you top him?

"i popped 20 dudes in less than an hour in a firefight will wounded"

"oh yeah, i shot bin laden"

Posted by: navycopjoe aka peroni beer czar at May 02, 2011 12:25 AM (EOu3d)

there is no way, you would have to take the way back machine  to 1945 and pop Hitler while you were banging his wife and have pics.

The guy whoever he is is an American Hero.

Posted by: robtr at May 01, 2011 08:28 PM (MtwBb)

263 A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN????  A FUCKING GOLF COURSE...... Posted by: Nevyan at May 02, 2011 12:25 AM

How do you think I got the intel on where he was?

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at May 01, 2011 08:28 PM (vdfwz)

264 So, you see, death comes to us all.

Posted by: Sophie Marceau in Braveheart at May 01, 2011 08:28 PM (2xfbm)

265 Heh. Bush/Cheney sign in the crowd!

Posted by: Clueless at May 01, 2011 08:28 PM (piMMO)

266

"Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Pakistan..."

Uh, Obama "directed" the operation? From the golf course?

They have cell phone coverage at most golf courses; "at my direction" could just as easily mean "I gave the OK".

I'd be interested on why, if he had intel back in August, why it took 8 months to take action, but we don't have all the details- and it may be that we never will.

In any case, I'd rather we put aside politics for the moment- tempting though it is, this isn't a time for political posturing.

 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 08:28 PM (WRW1S)

267
Well, this isn't thrilling Obama's base all that much. Over at Kos they're saying Let's not celebrate a death, oh and there's this:

I throw up a little in my mouth whenever I hear the expression "God bless America".  If there is a God he doesn't favor any particular country.  American exceptionalism at its worst.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:28 PM (DVKmH)

268 Greg is just "erg" after he graduated from OFA's "How to Talk Like a Republican" seminar.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (oDMwn)

269 Someone check to see if Helen Thomas is still alive. I'm betting the demons' hunt for appropriate "virgins" is on.

Yes, that was crass.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (9b6FB)

270

It seems like Osama has become Usama since Obama became president.

Say that 10 times fast

So, Obama knew about Usama when he released the birth certificate thingy.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (mNpD/)

271

okay, i am going to bed.

We're going to have to see the body at some point. The Obama Admin has to know that most people won't believe it until they see the corpse, more specifically the muslim world won't believe it until they see the corpse.

show me his dead body.

 

fap fap fap.

Good night.

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (DKV43)

272

A hearty thank-you to all who served, but especially those who signed up right after 9-11, and because of 9-11.

I hope that in some small measure this brings satisfaction to a marine named Brian who lost both legs last week in Afghanistan.  He and his dog had cleared an area of IED's the day before, and the taliban replanted more overnight. 

He was scheduled to finish his tour and return back to the states this month, just a few days before he took the brunt of the IED.  The dog and 4 of his fellow Marines survived with relatively minor injuries.  It's a miracle Brian survived; both legs are completely gone.  I am in awe of the sacrifices people like Brian have made.  May OBL rot in hell.

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (TRgli)

273 I love the bush Cheney sign guy. He looks pretty fired up and I think he just gave an obot the finger.

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (67F9o)

274

My first thought was that I had accidentally changed the channel because I was doing laundry and other things, then saw ABC news with Osama on.   My second thought was Thank God!  Third was Thank God it is 2011 and not 2012!  If we killed Osama last year the dems might have won Congress, timing is good for republicans.   We have 18 months for the bloom to continue to fade from the One.  I"m so glad it was not 2012.

Geraldo had to go, so does Blizter, they could put me to sleep. I put on FNC but do not like Geraldo so then went back to ABC, glad to see that Brett is on and Geraldo is not making a night of this one, it's probably past his bed time. 

It's not a good sign when I put on network news other than Fox.  They are not responding to my emails, Fox has to get rid of some of those hosts.

 

Posted by: Carol at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (bdB1C)

275 270 A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN????  A FUCKING GOLF COURSE...... Posted by: Nevyan at May 02, 2011 12:25 AM

How do you think I got the intel on where he was?

-------

AHAHAHAHAHA.....

Posted by: Nevyan at May 01, 2011 08:29 PM (TEL8Z)

276 I will donate bacon for the burial ceremony, even at today's prices!

Frankly, we just need to put him out with the trash.

I guess I have to print up some Zawahiri targets now...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (bxiXv)

277 #276 No thats "Insert knuckleheads into every trollage possible 101" that Erg attended. Greg is still trying to navigate his way out of his own asshole.

Posted by: CAC at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (JEVge)

278 I am reminded of this.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (sf+iw)

279 I would dance were I not half asleep.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (GTbGH)

280

Geraldo ad libbing on Fox.

Discuss.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (FPSE1)

281 Hey, I don't know what you all are so happpy about, I'm the one getting a new roommate!

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (H0dXA)

282 It's only 9:30 on the West Coast. I bet they are partying the night away!






(Yeah. I couldn't even type that with a straight face.)

Posted by: Clueless at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (piMMO)

283 I can't imagine that the muzzies are OK with the flag waving and cheering ...

But fuck them anyways

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (vdfwz)

284 I'll give you a second shot at my analogy, Meiczyslaw.

Posted by: Mule at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (pGRhe)

285 Greg: Obama will cruise to reelection, he did in two years what bush couldn't in 8. Right on, Greggie !!

Posted by: The thousand year Reich at May 01, 2011 08:30 PM (mzbcW)

286 arhooley, WTF?  You've got us, and you go check out Kos?  Come back to us!

Posted by: The CIA at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (d88g9)

287 "I throw up a little in my mouth whenever I hear the expression "God bless America". If there is a God he doesn't favor any particular country. American exceptionalism at its worst." If there is a God... that asshole is in Big Trouble.

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (kUaEF)

288 I would set off some fireworks, but I'd bet money I'd get myself arrested here in civilizationland.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (bxiXv)

289 But fuck them anyways always!

Posted by: The CIA at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (d88g9)

290
I'm also seeing this: Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (DVKmH)

291 Rush has been on vacation.....I bet limbaugh capped his ass.

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (us+Jr)

292 This just in: Trump is demanding to see the death certificate.

Posted by: Sgt. York at May 01, 2011 08:31 PM (LJBsr)

293

Antique Roadshow circa 2065:

"Yeah, my Uncle left me this M1911A1 that he used to cap OBL.  It came with a notarized letter from the guys in his team attesting to its authenticity.

What's it worth?"

 

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (XBM1t)

294 Fuck the fireworks, Merovign.  Celebratory gunfire!!

Posted by: The CIA at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (d88g9)

295 Obama still ain't gettting reelected. Plenty of time between now and 11/12.

Posted by: sunny black at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (0dyYY)

296
arhooley, WTF?  You've got us, and you go check out Kos?  Come back to us!
Posted by: The CIA at May 02, 2011 12:31 AM

Okay, okay. Train wreck in other tab now closed.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (DVKmH)

297 C.I.A. is a euphemism for when soldiers turn in their ids for operations east of Eden?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (qIHlG)

298 Hells yeah. The dude who pulled the trigger has one of the best war stories of all time and will never pay for drinks again in his life.

Posted by: Techie at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (OGry8)

299

WH OFFICIAL: Bin Laden did 'resist'...

3 others killed, including son...

Woman killed after she was used as shield...

 

from drudge.

also drudge is asking for a photo of him dead too.

Posted by: Ben at May 01, 2011 08:32 PM (DKV43)

300 The "There is no hell" Bell preacher from Grand Rapids must surely be happy to contemplate the genial conversation Osama is having with those who died on September 11, 2001.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (6SIms)

301 we should bvan Greg, we really should. he lies and claims he's conservative yet he only shows up to cheer lefties on, claim defeats for our side, and when engaged on his failed predictions and failure to show he's a conservative he doesn't reply just keeps up a talking point on conservative losses. BAN THE TROLL

Posted by: YRM at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (KaxDD)

302

Good on ya, Phillies fans! Within 30 seconds of ESPN's booth getting the news, the crowd spread the news and started chanting

http://tinyurl.com/3ke8dma

Posted by: Scruffy McGee at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (AeLow)

303 Forgot what Obama said tonight....all that matters is what the Islamic world will think.... We just just killed their boyfriend!!!!! LOL!!!! Guess what Jihadis.....he ain't pretty no more!!! Osama just met Mo.....in hell!!!!

Posted by: MinstrelBoy at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (rwioF)

304 So Osama bin Laden was killed. Considering that everything that has happened the past 2 years has been the fault of Bush (economy, gas prices, tornados, earthquakes, foreclosures, unemployment, etc etc etc), I'm giving full blame to President George W. Bush for the murder of Osama bin Laden. Afterall, Obama inherited his policies that caused this. So... it's Bush's fault!

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (NITzp)

305 if we had f*cked around in Iraq for 8 years, perhaps this would ahve happened a bit quicker, but facts, they are anathema to you, i suppose

Zarquawi and *his* branch of Al Quaeda can no longer br reached for comment. But hey dupe, keep on plugging away on the facts...

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (w7K7d)

306 "Rush has been on vacation.....I bet limbaugh capped his ass."

With the golden EIB 1911!

Posted by: derit at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (FQlFL)

307 If there is a God he doesn't favor any particular country.

yeah, right... in God's eyes, USA and Nazi Germany, they're all the same... sheesh what an idiot

Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (7mSYS)

308 At any rate, I just love saying Osama Bin Laden is FUCKIN' DEAD

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (vdfwz)

309 The WH thing does seem odd, Time Square doesn't have any flags that I can see.  Did the WH coordinate the interns to be there and pass out flags?  Way too many people for it to be "spontaneous"

Posted by: SJR2 at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (oCbCP)

310
But fuck them anyways always sideways!
Posted by: The CIA at May 02, 2011 12:31 AM


Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (DVKmH)

311 Over at Kos they're saying Let's not celebrate a death,

Tell 'em to think of it as a late-term abortion.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2011 08:33 PM (0vDuM)

312 They are the "quite professionals" [...]

I used to play hockey against one of the SEAL teams. Quiet, indeed.

(Though their commander won an Elvis impersonator contest one year.)
Posted by: Meiczyslaw

Got me on the typo... Quiet, indeed... but the loudest MFs when the mood strikes.

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 08:34 PM (RnujI)

313 If any part of the Pakistan government knew that he was in their backyard but either did nothing or protected Osama, the entire country should be praying five times a day thanking their false god Allah that we're a civilized country who isn't going to nuke them into fucking oblivion.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 08:34 PM (WRW1S)

314 Everyone who has booze, drink up. Those of you without booze, eat the bacon. Those of you lacking both, what's wrong with you anyway? WOOOO!

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 01, 2011 08:34 PM (6MNtp)

315

Geraldo ad libbing on Fox.

Discuss.

Made me miss the eloquence of Dan Rather. 

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:34 PM (sf+iw)

316 Hey! Satan has a new chew toy! About damn time! Bye-bye, UBL! Enjoy the "virgins." Of course, you do realize no one promised they'd be female... or human.

Posted by: Mr. Right at May 01, 2011 08:34 PM (vE11g)

317 fox just said US helicopter shot down when it was leaving pakistan?

Posted by: Chris at May 01, 2011 08:34 PM (QCS6c)

318 How 'bought that death certificate?

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (RnujI)

319 @44 I would love to get some perverts and pay them to defile Osama's body sexually while I film it.

- - -

Inquire within.

Posted by: Satan at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (Kkt/i)

320 Mayday, a good drummer friend of mine had a benefit gig for his nephew who is about in the same shape.

We'll support these kids when they come home. It'll take more than money.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (9b6FB)

321 If Obama gave an okay to an action (drone/direct), I have to give him props for that. That's ballsy. Islamabad ain't the N.W. Frontier. ****** The fraud was nowhere near the fighting. He has no balls. He was playing golf for God's sake, as he always is

Posted by: GONZOTX at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (ExKx3)

322 the entire country should be praying five times a day thanking their false god Allah that we're a civilized country who isn't going to nuke them into fucking oblivion.

Of course not.  We're going to let India do that. 

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (sf+iw)

323
With the golden EIB 1911!

Oh hell yeah!

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (d88g9)

324 bin laden, one of his adult age sons, two male couriers, one woman killed.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (GfhFm)

325 @328 Damn sock!

Posted by: Flounder at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (Kkt/i)

326 Maybe he could be pickled in a jar and displayed in the Smithsonian.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at May 01, 2011 08:35 PM (DM6DH)

327 Obama:  "Seared."

He should probably stay away from that word.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (5cGDj)

328

I feel nothing but pity for all those who'd love to be gloating right now over Obama's historic acheivement but can't 'cuz they were claiming as of yesterday that 9/11 was an inside job.

What to do? What to do?

Posted by: DAve at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (tG4br)

329 324 I'm also seeing this: Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

so... desecration it is then!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (7mSYS)

330 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Dragged through the streets?

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (VdcrP)

331 Shit, it's getting crowded in here!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (H0dXA)

332 I don't believe in Hell, but for tonight I'll bend a bit.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (p2AIq)

333 Al Qaeda Leader #4 - Hardest Hit.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (FPSE1)

334

Your official celebration thread.

Posted by Slublog...


.. Sorry - DEAD since late 2001... no candies here.

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (RnujI)

335

Geraldo ad libbing on Fox.

Discuss.

I missed most of it-FX was showing Iron Man tonight (which I started watching in order to avoid the royal wedding rerun).


Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (uqJo6)

336 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Hung from a bridge and set on fire?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2011 08:36 PM (0vDuM)

337 Normally I hate it when Jugears has that smirk, but tonight I'm glad to see it....

I'd hate to see him all upset that OBL was at room temperature

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:37 PM (vdfwz)

338 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Dragged through the streets?


I said it on the other thread, bury his ass at Ground Zero.  And then install a urinal above the grave.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:37 PM (d88g9)

339 I feel nothing but pity for all those who'd love to be gloating right now over Obama's historic acheivement but can't 'cuz they were claiming as of yesterday that 9/11 was an inside job.

these are the ones who are on Kos saying "hey don't celebrate a murder" - cuz, ya know, if we celebrate OBL's murder, then that just lends more credence to the government's lies... LOL

Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2011 08:37 PM (7mSYS)

340 Osama Bin Laden: Alpha Mike Foxtrot!

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at May 01, 2011 08:37 PM (yPTcS)

341 Thanks to our brave warriors for bringing this twisted animal to justice.



Posted by: MCPO Airdale at May 01, 2011 08:37 PM (FAyWo)

342 Made me miss the eloquence of Dan Rather. 

Right now Osama couldn't sell poppys on the side of the road if he had a SEAL team flagging people over to him... or something.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 01, 2011 08:38 PM (IwLzL)

343

Tonight, I celebrate as an American.  Not as a partisan.  And give Bambi credit for this one, he had to have okayed this at some point.

PS fuck pok-e-ston.  They didn't deserve to know beforehand.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 01, 2011 08:38 PM (ORvjs)

344 346 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Hopefully after it is wrapped in delicious bacon, just for Allah's benefit. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 08:38 PM (WhhMt)

345
Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.


We stand ready to reveal The Big Secret.

Posted by: 72 ugly-ass virgins with spike-lined vaginas at May 01, 2011 08:38 PM (DVKmH)

346 "Bark Like a Goat!"

Posted by: Satan Smacking Bin Laden's Ass and Throwing Barbed Darts at May 01, 2011 08:38 PM (FPSE1)

347 The dude who pulled the trigger has one of the best war stories of all time and will never pay for drinks again in his life.

Posted by: Techie at May 02, 2011 12:32 AM (OGry

Soldiers who drink with me never get to pay. I pick up the tab for tables where retired military dudes are drinking. I don't tell 'em it's from me. I just do it. It's not enough, I know, but that's how it is.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:38 PM (9b6FB)

348 Probably ratted out for the reward.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (GfhFm)

349 Made me miss the eloquence of Dan Rather.

Courage

Posted by: Clueless at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (piMMO)

350

Obama still ain't gettting reelected. Plenty of time between now and 11/12.

Yep. Remember how Bush (the first) was riding high from his success in the first Gulf War?  And then he lost re-election.  Why?  Taxes.  Economic concerns will trump this in 2012.  No sane person things Obama did this by himself.  Hope there's some backlash from his attempt to take so much credit for it.  The guy was golfing, for God's sake, when the CIA or military did their jobs. 

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (TRgli)

351 Hey, I think they should stuff the body and put in the future Presidential library of President Obama.

Posted by: muckdog at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (aZxcE)

352 When Bush kills terrorists it makes more terrorists. When Obama kills terrorists, um, uh, Palin is stupid!!

Posted by: Greg's ass at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (p2AIq)

353 Yeah, Osama, you know those virgins I promised you?  Well, I decided to borrow some ideas from the Japanese... you like tentacles, right?

Posted by: Allah at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (7mSYS)

354 Oscar Bravo Lima : lulz

Posted by: durkadurka at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (PkolB)

355 Made me miss the eloquence of Dan Rather.

Meadow

Posted by: Dan Rather's Word of the Day at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (piMMO)

356 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Buzzards got to eat, same as the worms

Posted by: Josey Wales at May 01, 2011 08:39 PM (vdfwz)

357
give Bambi credit for this one, he had to have okayed this at some point.

The point at which he realized he was a hapless bastard and he might as well once again default to the Bush policies he ran against.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:40 PM (DVKmH)

358 I was behind him the whole time, and only at the end did he find out I wasn't evil. Deep cover America special ops, baby. That's what Sesame Street is all about.

Posted by: Evil Bert at May 01, 2011 08:40 PM (H0dXA)

359 If Obama did okay this, even generally, full credit. I'll go that far.

And if they handed out flags for the crowd in front of the WH, I see that as a plus. They may have been thinking of it as a show for the press, but they didn't hand out Mao Christmas ornaments or Alinsky posters, they were American Flags.

So I'm okay with that, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:40 PM (bxiXv)

360 Okay, was it last week or today?  And will anyone in the MFM even comment if it was last week and Obama said today?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:40 PM (sf+iw)

361 358 Probably ratted out for the reward.

Maybe from somebody even in Al Queda.  Perhaps Al-Z was growing tired of bin Laden and wanted to be the "official" head cheese. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 08:40 PM (WhhMt)

362

If you're watching Fox they have always used Usama instead of Osama, for some reason.  Even back in 2001.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2011 12:35 AM (oVQFe)

Thanks, hadn't noticed that before.

 

Posted by: Meremortal at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (mNpD/)

Posted by: Tony at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (D8Q8n)

364 I know someone who'll be getting himself some Klingon tail tonight...

Posted by: Worf at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (T3vCe)

365

CNN is already pimping this hard for Obama. "The president was deeply personally involved"

Of course he was!  IT'S HIS JOB! 

Idiot teenagers!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (9eMfR)

366 In case no-one has asked this yet: What now?  Does this change anything regarding the US- Pakistan relations?

Posted by: Decaf at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (3+xlM)

367 Okay, was it last week or today?  And will anyone in the MFM even comment if it was last week and Obama said today?

From the speech, he got word of his whereabouts a few days ago and issued the directive today.

Posted by: Dan Rather's Word of the Day at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (piMMO)

368 I don't know who pulled the trigger, but if the identity of him or the rest of his team members are ever released I doubt they'll ever have to pay for a beer again.  Sure as hell not if I'm in the same bar.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 08:41 PM (WRW1S)

369 Surprised the Dawn website doesn't haven't anything else up yet.

Considering how big, prominent and close to Islamabad the compound was, I imagine there will be some heated future conversations between us and Pakistani leadership.

Taliban, Al Qaeda, and Muslim extremist leaders are going to sleep more nervously tonight.

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (LLkBr)

370 How do Obama lovers and Troofers like Rosie O'Donnell handle this?

They have to give Obama credit for killing someone who had nothing to do with it in their minds

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (vdfwz)

371 Maybe from somebody even in Al Queda.  Perhaps Al-Z was growing tired of bin Laden and wanted to be the "official" head cheese.

Didn't we once discuss that the most dangerous job in the world is the number 2 guy in AQ?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (sf+iw)

372

Time for a bit of celebratory payback for this, you bastards:

Muslims Celebrating 9-11 previewtinyurl.com

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (XBM1t)

373 I just emailed my favorite Afghan terp, whose name is Mohammed Islam something.  I wonder how things really are in the AFG right now.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (d88g9)

374 This could be the start of something good!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (9b6FB)

375 JIHADIST..... Look at it this way your hero just punked by the weakest American president ever... You guys really need to sit down and question this Quran, Allah, and Mo thing....you know if it is really all real why would Allah allow a dimwit like Barry to win.

Posted by: MinstrelBoy at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (rwioF)

376 YES WE CAN.

MISSION ACCOMPLIShED without needing to play dress up a flight suit

Posted by: Tony at May 02, 2011 12:41 AM (D8Q8n)

Community Organizers don't get flight suits, just the pilots.

Posted by: robtr at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (MtwBb)

377 MISSION ACCOMPLIShED without needing to play dress up a flight suit

Uh yeah, Bush earned the flight suit you ignorant prick.

Posted by: Dan Rather's Word of the Day at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (piMMO)

378 "Bin laden wasn't a muslim leader.  He was a mass murderer of muslims."

that was the stupidest part of the speech - his rationale for why this wasn't a war against Islam was weak, especially coming on the same day that we bombed the family of a real Muslim leader,

Posted by: chemjeff at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (7mSYS)

379 We need to start thinking about a proper burial. I say we swaddle him in the innards of about 20 hogs. Big, sweaty, shit-eating, hairy, dirty ones.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (I1FFi)

380 Ummmm, this goat anus is good for eating after fucking. The hadith is wrong!!?!

Posted by: Osama bin Laden's last thought at May 01, 2011 08:42 PM (H0dXA)

381
I wonder what the official reax will be from Saudi Arabia? And Syria? and Iran? And -- well, I could go on.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:43 PM (DVKmH)

382 350 Osama Bin Laden: Alpha Mike Foxtrot!

Posted by: Foole In The Rain at May 02, 2011 12:37 AM (yPTcS)

Dude, of all days, we can say it here now.

Osama! Adios! Mother! FUCKER!

I can only hope the shooter shouted "What you got, bitch!" when he pulled the trigger!

I kjnow you don't say anything at a time like that, too busy. But for the film version.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:43 PM (bxiXv)

383 I want to buy a drink for the gentleman behind the trigger.  Nice shooting and TANGO DOWN!

Posted by: nraendowment at May 01, 2011 08:43 PM (KQVeV)

384 I know someone who'll be getting himself some Klingon tail tonight...

Posted by: Worf at May 02, 2011 12:41 AM (T3vCe)

 

It's not a tail if it's in the front...

and held on with a Velcro strap.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:43 PM (FPSE1)

385 Stock futures up, oil, gold and silver down.

Posted by: Retread at May 01, 2011 08:43 PM (okCHU)

386 Well I will be a monkey's motherfucking uncle. I step out for a bit and Bin Laden's dead?
*sigh*
Finally.
Thanks be to straight shootin'.

Posted by: jcjimi at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (LZTNd)

387 Popped over to the futures markets for a look... Most are off a little, but nothing significant following the announcement with one exception; silver is in the dumper, down 9%. That bubble didn't take much force... though it probably won't take much air to revitalize it either.

Posted by: Doc at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (jGXQI)

388 Tony don't realize Bush knew how to fly that plane.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (9b6FB)

389 didn't petraeus just take over?

Posted by: curious at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (k1rwm)

390 The wheels of the United States of America grind slowly, but they grind exceeding small.

Posted by: SparcVark at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (3jBH8)

391 They have to give Obama credit for killing someone who had nothing to do with it in their minds

Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2011 12:42 AM (vdfwz)

We've gone over this. Their brains can hold two completely irreconcilable positions simultaneously.

They call it "nuance."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (bxiXv)

392 398 should say commodities futures

Posted by: Doc at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (jGXQI)

393 It's an unexpected good thing that he actually OK'd the hit. Anymore I was wondering if he'd let the fucker get away so he wouldn't upset the "Arab Street"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (vdfwz)

394 When Bush kills terrorists it makes more terrorists.

When Obama kills terrorists, um, uh, Palin is stupid!!

Wonder how Kathy Griffin is gonna spin this one.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at May 01, 2011 08:44 PM (9eMfR)

395 2 PUDDING BABY! PUDDING!
_________

Do they make bacon flavored pudding?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (6fER6)

396

 In case no-one has asked this yet: What now? Does this change anything regarding the US- Pakistan relations?

Their bullshit about protesting against US strikes on their soil?  Yeah- I doubt that's going to fly with us anymore.

They should consider themselves lucky we shot Osama in the head with a bullet instead of a much larger projectile- namely a 20 megaton projectile.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (WRW1S)

397 "bin laden wasn't a muslim leader."

It was just a coincidence that every follower of his was muslim.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (GfhFm)

398 Ummmm, this goat anus is good for eating after fucking. The hadith is wrong!!?!

Posted by: Osama bin Laden's last thought at May 02, 2011 12:42 AM (H0dXA)


Bullshit!!  UBL's last thought was whatever the fuck is Arabic for "Oh fuck, they found me."

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (d88g9)

399 Posted by: Evil Bert

Full of win.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (0vDuM)

400 Our friends, the Pakistanis ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (5cGDj)

401 Am I hearing right that one of the T's was holding a woman in front of himself as a shield?

Well, it was expected, wasn't it. This seems to be what Muslim women have to look forward to...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:45 PM (bxiXv)

402

We've gone over this. Their brains can hold two completely irreconcilable positions simultaneously.

They call it "nuance."

Plus there's all that room in there. 

Posted by: alexthechick at May 01, 2011 08:46 PM (sf+iw)

403 If it turns out he was killed by a golf ball I'll vote to reelect Obama my DAMN self...

Posted by: DAve at May 01, 2011 08:46 PM (tG4br)

404
Anymore I was wondering if he'd let the fucker get away so he wouldn't upset the "Arab Street"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 02, 2011 12:44 AM

Some reporter/analyst on Al Jazeera is saying something that makes sense: the "street" is indifferent. They have other things to worry about. Life sucks in those countries, and staying alive takes about 99% of your time.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:46 PM (DVKmH)

405 Bullshit.

In 20 minutes or so I bet, 10-20 men did what neither Obama nor Bush would have ever been able to do. Engage the enemy, kill the enemy, and bring back the stinking corpse of this filthy son of a bitch.

So fuck your left wing grandstanding. This belongs to our military. Not a party.
The only men deserving our praise is the men who dropped the hammer.

Posted by: Harlequin

Rather, uh, dangerous suggestion you make. And you know what I suggest... (in a JRRT way..)

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 08:47 PM (RnujI)

406 Do they make bacon flavored pudding?


You talking to me?

Posted by: Dan Rather's Word of the Day at May 01, 2011 08:47 PM (piMMO)

407 Obama can try to play this anyway he wants, but the Arab street is going hate him forever for killing Osama...he is officially what Robert Ford is to Jesse James....

Posted by: MinstrelBoy at May 01, 2011 08:47 PM (rwioF)

408 How ya like me now, bitches?

Posted by: Justice at May 01, 2011 08:48 PM (H0dXA)

409 didn't petraeus just take over?

Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 12:44 AM (k1rwm)

Reagan elected after Carter = Hostages released

Petraeus taking over for Panetta = Osama gets got

hmmm???

Posted by: things that make you go hmmm? at May 01, 2011 08:48 PM (IwLzL)

410 Crowd in front of the White House - arranged in advance?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at May 01, 2011 08:48 PM (C0Z3w)

411 To the others who've brought it up - the location of the compound and its size means that Bin Laden almost certainly had tacit support from elements in the ISI and probably even higher up.

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at May 01, 2011 08:48 PM (LLkBr)

412 Bin Laden is dead... so is Zarquawi, Saddam.... Moe Green ..

Posted by: Al Pacino as President of the USA at May 01, 2011 08:48 PM (vdfwz)

413

Hopefully the many terror victims and their families get some satisfaction tonight. 

I can't wait for the book.  Our SoF shooters kick ass. 

Unfortunately my first thought was that it won't make much difference to the global jihad and might spike terrorism in the short term.  Glad he's dead in a gunfight.  That's one thing he and I can (could) agree on, his 'martyr'dom. 

What was Pakistan's role?  How did DC keep a secret for a week?  Interesting stuff.    

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 08:48 PM (sOtz/)

414 Funny coincidence.  May 1, 2003 was the date GWB gave his "Mission Accomplished" speech with the banner in the background.  And last year on this date was the attempted bombing in NYC.

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:49 PM (TRgli)

415 Crowd in front of the White House - arranged in advance?

So that's why he was an hour late.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:49 PM (d88g9)

416 Let's start a new Internet rumor:

News Flash - US Special Forces report that former President George W. Bush was secretly smuggled into Pakistan, imbedded into the mission to kill bin Laden, and was given the honor of taking the kill shot. 
Reportedly the last words Obama heard, in a Texas drawl, were, "You tried to kill my daddy!"

Posted by: SAVORY SCHADENFREUD at May 01, 2011 08:49 PM (eXIoM)

417 Yea video of burning mansion

Posted by: melvin at May 01, 2011 08:49 PM (3OCZw)

418 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Sewn into a pig carcass stuffed full of shoes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 01, 2011 08:49 PM (VdcrP)

419
Okay, screw Al Jazeera, I'm ready for the comforting drawled vowels of the Fox reporters.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (DVKmH)

420 All I can say is that I hope there are 72 virgins out there with raging f-ing headaches.

Posted by: jakeman at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (POByM)

421 It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: icemike at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (oid06)

422 And over at The Atlantic:

PhilosopherTen [Moderator] 24 minutes ago

Is it already time to be insensitive to a fifth of the world's people? What if we are doomed to this endless cycle of violence, retribution, and temporary jubilation because we never change our attitudes toward different ideas and people who adhere to them.

One would start wondering/worrying about karma.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (YuWcy)

423 Obama can try to play this anyway he wants, but the Arab street is going hate him forever for killing Osama I bet he's more worried about Liberal Main street. He was supposed to just act the part, sound commander-ly, gaze self-lovingly into the distance...

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (FcR7P)

424 Weren't we lectured by the left after Saddam's capture (and after his sons' killing as well) not to "celebrate"?

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (5cGDj)

425

Holy Shit! Andrea Mitchell just reported that OBL will be given a proper muslim burial.

Unbelievable.  Who posted that earlier? I thought it was a joke, but nothing's ever too funny for this administration to take seriously.

Posted by: Scruffy McGee at May 01, 2011 08:50 PM (AeLow)

426 "You tried to kill my daddy!"

Um, that was the other dead Arab.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (d88g9)

427 Why was he late to the podium?It took an hour for them to fix the glitch in the TelePrompter where it kept displaying:

"Osama Bin Ladin has assumed room temperature."






Yeah, I'm gonna use that again.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (9b6FB)

428 I'll bet it was bin laden using the woman for a human shield.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (GfhFm)

429 Even the bitches at CAIR are on board with one! Not that I give a shit what they think.

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (us+Jr)

430 When I came into office I made Obama the top priority.. blah blah".  As if it wasn't Bush's top priority.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 01, 2011 11:54 PM (Do52

woops

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (h+qn8)

431 Thank God!!!

Posted by: Osama's Goat at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (H0dXA)

432 PUDDING BABY! PUDDING!

Dip, Baby, Dip!

Posted by: things that make you go hmmm? at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (IwLzL)

433 There is an irony that a purported 'non-muslim' who was really a 'mass murderer of muslims' is having his body treated in accordance with Islamic tradition.  What a sight it would be if some prominent imams stepped up and asked that he not be given that respect as a repudiation of his ideology.

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (LLkBr)

434 Too. Many. Gerbils.

Posted by: Greg's ass at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (p2AIq)

435

Our Special Forces are red hot!

Your security guys ain't doodly squat!

 

The Jim Beam may or may not be kicking in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (XBM1t)

436

What was Pakistan's role?  How did DC keep a secret for a week?

 

Since August...

we should have nuked the entire Zip Code by Halloween. 

The Pohk-ee-stahnis have been complicit in hiding him since Tora Bora.

 

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:51 PM (FPSE1)

437 OBL will be given a proper muslim burial.

Well, my version of a "proper muslim burial" includes lots of bacon and pig's blood.  Preferably in a mosque.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:52 PM (d88g9)

438 NY Times Headline tomorrow - Osama Bin Laden Dead!! Palestinians and Dearborn Michigan Hit Hardest!!!

I'm glad that President BumbleFuck had the stones to give the go order on this one. His taking all of the credit for it may not be such a great plan for him and his Secret Service agents though.

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at May 01, 2011 08:52 PM (CqDv3)

439 Time for me to go to sleep and dream of the third eye of knowledge being installed by US Special Forces in Osama Bin Ladin's forehead.   OORAH!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at May 01, 2011 08:52 PM (2o7Ys)

440 What if we are doomed to this endless cycle of violence, retribution, and temporary jubilation because we they never change our their attitudes toward different ideas and people who adhere to them.

Now, it's accurate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2011 08:52 PM (0vDuM)

441 @423~Yeah, we'll find out the mansion either belonged to someone high up in the ISI or a close relative.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at May 01, 2011 08:52 PM (DM6DH)

442 wondering what Mr Reverand Wright is saying tonight.

Posted by: willow at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (h+qn8)

443 the Arab street is going hate him forever for killing Osama

Posted by: MinstrelBoy at May 02, 2011 12:47 AM (rwioF)

That's also a very interesting open question.  People turned on al Qaeda due to the slaughter of Muslims.  Killing kuffar is less controversial.  

But I agree that a substantial percentage will be honoring the 'glorious mujahid' and will want revenge. 

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (sOtz/)

444

that was the stupidest part of the speech - his rationale for why this wasn't a war against Islam was weak, especially coming on the same day that we bombed the family of a real Muslim leader,

What were you expecting him to say?  "One Muslim down, a billion to go"?  What would that have accomplished?  Bush did the same- sad though it might be, there are over a billion of them.


 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (WRW1S)

445 Will truthers finally admit that it was Osama, and not Bush, who ordered the September 11 attacks?

Posted by: Decaf at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (3+xlM)

446 Olberdouche, keeping it classy as always -

It is fascinating that after a decade of breaking all of our traditions of spycraft and not torturing so we wouldnÂ’t get bad intelligence and not starting wars that donÂ’t have anything to do with the matter at hand, it only took two years, three months, and eleven days after reverting to the ordinary old hard slog of human intelligence, the target was eliminated.

To that end, please join us in saying goodbye to Sarah Palin, whose career ended tonight. She sealed it by tweeting congratulations only to the military. Not a word about Intelligence personnel, and certainly not a word about Obama.

Posted by: booger at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (9RFH1)

447

Beware of Sudden Jihadi Syndrone in 3,2,1...

Posted by: MoJoTee at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (K6mgj)

448  All I can say is that I hope there are 72 virgins out there with raging f-ing headaches. hard ons.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (FPSE1)

449 Our Special Forces are red hot!

Not SF.  NAVY SEALS!!

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (d88g9)

450 PAB needs to be topless tonight. It's only right.

Posted by: Greg's ass at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (p2AIq)

451
Obama can try to play this anyway he wants, but the Arab street is going hate him forever for killing Osama...

I do love that. So much for that open hand/closed fist hokey shit. I dare him to go to Cairo now.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:53 PM (DVKmH)

452  Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Sewn into a pig carcass stuffed full of shoes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2011 12:49 AM (VdcrP)

Yeah!  Let's get the turducken guys on it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 08:54 PM (XBM1t)

453 Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition. You saying the dead terrorist leader is Muslim, Obama?

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2011 08:54 PM (FcR7P)

454 453 @423~Yeah, we'll find out the mansion either belonged to someone high up in the ISI or a close relative.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at May 02, 2011 12:52 AM (DM6DH)

That's no help. Everyone over here is a 13th or 14th cousin, everyone over there is like a 3rd cousin.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 08:54 PM (bxiXv)

455 I hope whoever took the kill shot was a female Jew from New York who worked her way through college working in a sausage factory and filming lesbian porn.

BTW, Evil Bert makes a good case for funding NPR.

Posted by: Grumpy old Prole soon to live under a bridge at May 01, 2011 08:55 PM (JKX4x)

456 Obama says we have no argument with peaceful Muslims, and that Osama mass murdered Muslims.  Any bets on how many of these peaceful Muslims leaders are going to speak out in praise or support of the US tomorrow?

Posted by: Mayday at May 01, 2011 08:55 PM (TRgli)

457 wondering what Mr Reverand Wright is saying tonight.

Goddamn Barack for not doing this shit last night so I could preach about it this morning.

Posted by: "Rev" Wright at May 01, 2011 08:55 PM (d88g9)

458 God Bless America.

Posted by: ginaswo at May 01, 2011 08:55 PM (no/o+)

459 "If there is a God he doesn't favor any particular country."

S
poken by a retard who has no clue what "God Bless America" means.

Posted by: Sgt. York at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (LJBsr)

460 Crowd in front of the White House - arranged in advance? With Bush/Cheney signs?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (tEWdS)

461 Posted by: booger at May 02, 2011 12:53 AM (9RFH1) Broadcasting from a dumpster behind a Denny's.

Posted by: Greg's ass at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (p2AIq)

462 Love the Bosch photoshop, BTW.

Posted by: Beverly at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (mWkEH)

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (vdfwz)

464
Posted by: booger at May 02, 2011 12:53 AM

Proof that Sarah's career is alive and well -- and has launched a very painful burr up lefty ass.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (DVKmH)

465 I wouldn't dance in the streets, but I'm glad to see college age kids who want to kill the enemies of the US.  OBL is the face of global jihad.  If ever there were a time to note the passing of a particular jihad leader it's now.  But it's not like Hitler in the bunker.  The army is still out there and not just on paper. 

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 08:56 PM (sOtz/)

466 Olby saying "goodbye" to someone who's career aspirations may be over.


Hmmmf.  Heh. Heheh. HAHAHAHA

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 08:57 PM (9b6FB)

467 Not SF. NAVY SEALS!! Let's show the love for the Marine Corps' transportation unit!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2011 08:57 PM (tEWdS)

468 Yeah, Bosch is the best.  Bruegel is second. 

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 08:58 PM (sOtz/)

469 Jesus....wolf blitzed just had an orgasm on live tv talking about Obama.

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 08:58 PM (us+Jr)

470 Anyone up for a celebratory Haiku contest?

Posted by: piercello at May 01, 2011 08:58 PM (DAMWi)

471 Jesus....wolf blitzed just had an orgasm on live tv talking about Obama  Osama.

Posted by: Bomber at May 01, 2011 08:59 PM (d88g9)

472 grr, sock

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 08:59 PM (p2AIq)

473

Looks like I picked the wrong night to stop drinking

Words I thought I would never say - "Obama spoke well"

Posted by: Erik Larsen at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (GHvcJ)

474 Bret Baier just said the Air Force Academy is play Toby Keith's Courtesy of the USA over the loudspeakers.

Posted by: Retread at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (okCHU)

475 You know, I was sort of hoping there wouldn't BE a body to even bury. I was hoping enough bullets and shrapnel would reduce that sack of wasted DNA into a bubbling pool of bloody goo.

Posted by: CAC at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (JEVge)

476 We will celebrate
Obama's great victory

    --- Moron Ku!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (9b6FB)

477 I totally never "got" inter-service rivalry.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (bxiXv)

478 Bin Laden is dead
Hell has a new resident
We are.  USA.

Posted by: Blacksheep at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (5cGDj)

479

We know it was a SEAL team or teams?  Could be Delta or others.  

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 09:00 PM (sOtz/)

480 Our Special Forces are red hot!

Not SF.  NAVY SEALS!!

Posted by: Bomber at May 02, 2011 12:53 AM (d88g9)

Pardon the malapropism.  I though the SEAL teams were part of the Special Forces.  Should have bought a program like the barker said.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 09:01 PM (XBM1t)

481

If it was up to me I'd bring his body over here and parade it through the fucking streets. Let people throw shit, piss, and spit on this piece of shit.

And broadcast it around the world.

Goodbye, bitch. Piss be upon you!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2011 09:01 PM (P33XN)

482 We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the AMERICAN WAY!!

Posted by: Toby Keith at May 01, 2011 09:01 PM (d88g9)

483 No doubt about it, the crowd in front of the white house is staged. There aren't that many white people in DC outside of working hours.

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 09:01 PM (us+Jr)

484 Anyone up for a celebratory Haiku contest? Posted by: piercello at May 02, 2011 12:58 AM (DAMWi) Too tired.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:01 PM (p2AIq)

485 "Bret Baier just said the Air Force Academy is play Toby Keith's Courtesy of the USA over the loudspeakers."

Posted by: Retread at May 02, 2011 01:00 AM (okCHU)

Good on 'em!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:01 PM (9b6FB)

486 Detroit-area Arab-Americans rejoice at death of bin Laden
Detroit Free-Press

Ibrahim Aljahim, 29, of Detroit, said of bin Laden: "He never represented Muslims or anyone else." "It's a great thing," added Aljahim, head of Arab American Outreach. "We're very happy. He hurt Muslims more than any other religious groups."



Women, muslims hardest hit.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 01, 2011 09:02 PM (YuWcy)

487 From ABC News: "His body is being handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition, one senior administration official said." You have GOT to be shitting me. Also, there will be no public photos of a dead Osama bin Laden. Remember, Barky doesn't like displays of victory.

Posted by: Martin B. at May 01, 2011 09:02 PM (Sasfx)

488 Any bets on how many of these peaceful Muslims leaders are going to speak out in praise or support of the US tomorrow?

Posted by: Mayday at May 02, 2011 12:55 AM (TRgli)

Jordan and Saudi?  Both pleased.  Iraq (esp Shia) not too sad either.  Others not very upset.  Others in hiding, at war, or under arrest.      

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 09:03 PM (sOtz/)

489 First, we'll kick your ass
Then we will take your wallet

    --- Moron Ku!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (9b6FB)

490 $10 to the first student who punches Geraldo.

Posted by: Doc at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (jGXQI)

491 @498

I know others here will be skeptical but that's the type of muslim reaction we need to blare over every media source.

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (LLkBr)

492 New hole in my head.
There is a SEAL team outside.
This explains it all.

Posted by: Osamaku at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (IwLzL)

493 I hope they publicly honor the special forces personnel that did this. ------------------------------------------- We can do that, and then we'll have to take those guys out of action forever. I doubt they would go for that. :-)

Posted by: Martin B. at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (Sasfx)

494 OBL's coffin will be filled so many digested burritos only Mexican worms will go near it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (p2AIq)

495 Muslim women hardest hit....

FTFY

Posted by: Not Muhammad! at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (Klxrr)

496 270 - thread winner

Posted by: Erik Larsen at May 01, 2011 09:04 PM (GHvcJ)

497 PJ Media tattler has it being US Navy personal in 3 copters (a 4th crashed on the way and was destroyed by the same navy personal) (SEALS I am guessing)

Posted by: Vrond at May 01, 2011 09:05 PM (PGsRO)

498 They should treat his body like the Stanley Cup Trophy and give it to each state for a few days so everyone in America gets a chance to piss on the body.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 01, 2011 09:05 PM (54F2e)

499 I'm not going to give this victory to that wimp . God bless the USA!

Posted by: Donna at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (bdE9c)

500

508

Somebody is slower than Obama starting a damn press announcement.

Posted by: Toby Keith at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (d88g9)

501 498 Taqiyya, etc...

Posted by: MinstrelBoy at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (rwioF)

502 Tomorrow's MFM meme today: "President Obama has proven to be a skillful and brilliant Commander-in-Chief, and he accomplished in two years what an inept cowboy Republican President Bush could not in 8 years of failed, reckless foreign policy." Repeat for 18 months.

Posted by: Poland at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (qDPnZ)

503 Piss be upon you. And pigs in your final tomb. Thus you leave the world.

Posted by: Jypsea Rose at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (DM6DH)

504 A refresher on Moron Ku!

The last line is implied. It is always, "But first you'll blow me."

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (9b6FB)

505 We won't know his killers (maybe on their deathbeds if ever) but they're exactly the sort of romanticized heroes you read about in paeans to great battles - except they're actual flesh and blood Americans.

Posted by: inyourheadZOMBIE at May 01, 2011 09:06 PM (LLkBr)

506
His body is being handled in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition

In all seriousness, the Sunnis in Saudi Arabia just toss the body in a vacant lot. Well, they did until fairly recently when they realized it made them look like dumbasses, but that's Islamic practice and tradition.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:07 PM (DVKmH)

507 The good Sunday night news dump is that Obama killed the evil Osama so we should all vote for the good Obama once the suggestion that a bona fide death certificate is needed, is handily dismissed by clear thinking, but not not RHINO, Repubs...

.. not that every fuckin merican considered his as dead since late 2001..

UNLESS YOU GOT SOLID PROOF OTHERWISE - VOTE OBAMA.

'cause he is natural born, and cannot be prove otherwise; and haz good grades, and cannot be proven to otherwise; and iz a kano, and cannot be proven otherwise..

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:07 PM (RnujI)

508

You know, I was sort of hoping there wouldn't BE a body to even bury. I was hoping enough bullets and shrapnel would reduce that sack of wasted DNA into a bubbling pool of bloody goo.

I was hoping the opposite- that he would be shot in the guts and the balls, taking days to die.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:07 PM (WRW1S)

509 Whereabouts known since September?

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 09:07 PM (GfhFm)

510 495 No doubt about it, the crowd in front of the white house is staged. There aren't that many white people in DC outside of working hours.


Students from Georgetown and GWU.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at May 01, 2011 09:08 PM (Srhra)

511 Hello Senator Kennedy!

Posted by: Osama at May 01, 2011 09:08 PM (MWXXs)

512
I have to admit, here's a great pwning of the birthers:

http://yfrog.com/h7iwzemj

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:08 PM (DVKmH)

Posted by: Toby Keith at May 01, 2011 09:08 PM (d88g9)

514 TIME TO WITHDRAW THE FUCKING TROOPS AND LET THE ASSHOLES SORT OUT WHO'S COCKS ARE DOING THE FUCKING!!1!!!!!!!!!111!

Posted by: CAPTAIN ALL CAPS at May 01, 2011 09:09 PM (+wxCD)

515 Whoo Fuckin'; Hoo

This asshat has been killed a half dozen times since 9-11... now it is official with less than 48...

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:09 PM (RnujI)

516

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 01:07 AM (RnujI)

Seriously dude- you're being a gigantic douche. This isn't about Obama, it's about Osama assuming room temperature.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:09 PM (WRW1S)

517 Whereabouts known since September?

$2.50/gal in September.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2011 09:09 PM (0vDuM)

518 And over at Huffpo:

HUFFPOST SUPER USERsaveourplanet
532 Fans
2 hours ago (11:12 PM)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
HE DID!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!
PRES. OBAMA GOT BIN LADEN!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!­!
Pres. Obama the greatest President in history!!!­!!!!

USA USA USA USA !!!!!!!!!!­!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 01, 2011 09:09 PM (YuWcy)

519
Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 01:07 AM

I can haz cheep gas?

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:09 PM (DVKmH)

520 Erm ... I may have shot my wad a tad early.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 01, 2011 09:10 PM (5cGDj)

521
So the price of gas and bacon will start to go down with this news.
Right?

Posted by: YIKES! at May 01, 2011 09:10 PM (Uv6+p)

522 My Pizza is here! Well you guys got here real fas... Shoulda used fake name.

Posted by: OBL at May 01, 2011 09:10 PM (JEVge)

523 Finally, patriotism is cool again! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 09:11 PM (WhhMt)

524 Handled in accord
with Islamic tradition


   --- Moron Ku!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:11 PM (9b6FB)

525 So longa Osama!!!

Posted by: Pyork at May 01, 2011 09:11 PM (LJBsr)

526 CNN is reporting US troops knocked on OBL's door and said, "Candygram"

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:11 PM (p2AIq)

527 I will now become more powerful than you can imagine!

Posted by: ObinLaden-Wan Kenobi at May 01, 2011 09:12 PM (2xfbm)

528 PJ Media tattler has it being US Navy personal in 3 copters (a 4th crashed on the way and was destroyed by the same navy personal) (SEALS I am guessing)

Posted by: Vrond at May 02, 2011 01:05 AM (PGsRO)

Probably four SEAL teams.  Good attention to detail on this one guys.  Simply the best badasses in the world.    

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 09:12 PM (sOtz/)

529 I'm also seeing this: Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.

Posted by: arhooley at May 02, 2011 12:31 AM (DVKmH)

That dog don't hunt.   I want to see the fucker's body.   I don't care if they have to put it back together.

Posted by: Steph at May 01, 2011 09:12 PM (AkdC5)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2011 09:12 PM (0vDuM)

531 Oh man, those barbs hurt.
Where are all the virgin girls?
My poor, poor squeakhole.

Posted by: Osamaku at May 01, 2011 09:12 PM (IwLzL)

532 Per Michael Yon on Facebook;

Michael Yon Caution

Just heard a streaming opinion online that OBL's death will have a significant impact on the Afghanistan war. Important to keep in mind that the Taliban and many other groups probably couldn't care less about the death of an Arab who brought fire on them. The death of OBL will have minuscule or zero impact on Taliban.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 09:12 PM (vdfwz)

533 You would THINK Mr bin would have questioned one of our stores popping up right next door. Interesting that he ordered bacon, ham, and sausage.

Posted by: Dominos Pizza at May 01, 2011 09:13 PM (JEVge)

534 Man, good thing I didn't make a drinking game out of all the times the newsers have said "Osama" when they meant "Obama!"

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:13 PM (9b6FB)

Posted by: Dan Rather's Word of the Day at May 01, 2011 09:13 PM (piMMO)

536 I got a tingle up my gun finger.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2011 09:13 PM (EiH7n)

537 Virgins all around
Seventy-two willing babes
I've got a headache

Posted by: Zombie Osama at May 01, 2011 09:14 PM (xs5wK)

538 I got a tingle in my dingle.

Posted by: Chrissy at May 01, 2011 09:14 PM (XBM1t)

539 CNN is reporting US troops knocked on OBL's door and said, "Candygram"

Landshark

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:15 PM (piMMO)

540 Just got home!  Nephew gave us the news after he took his girlfriend home and came back home to my sis's.  We thought he was talking about Kadaffy's son.

Saw Obama's remarks a bit ago and actually thought he did well.  The one and only time I feel I can say so since he was elected.

Silliest tweet of the night on twitter had to be Dave Weigel's "who wants to run against this guy [meaning JEF] in 2012?"  What a maroon!  What a nincowpoop!  Runner up was some tweet from what I took to be a lefty saying "should Christians be celebrating somebody's death?"  Puh-leeeze!

Anyway, cracked a cold one and am toasting the the men and women of the United States military, finest in the world!   

Posted by: Theresa D at May 01, 2011 09:15 PM (5axVp)

541 524
I have to admit, here's a great pwning of the birthers:

http://yfrog.com/h7iwzemj
Posted by: arhooley at May 02, 2011

HEY! Assholey. You  brought it up (and I did not follow your link)...

Strict reading of the Constitution, since when did a sojourner sire a child who was "natural born"? Your reading that is.

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:15 PM (RnujI)

542 The death of OBL will have minuscule or zero impact on Taliban. I KNOW THIS IS IRRESPONSIBLE, BUT LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT HOLE AND START MAKING SOME BRICKS!!111!!

Posted by: CAPTAIN ALL CAPS at May 01, 2011 09:16 PM (+wxCD)

543
CNN is reporting US troops knocked on OBL's door and said, "Candygram"
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 01:11 AM

BWAH! Candygram must be Arabic for -- ah hell, I'm not up to it. BWAH! again.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:16 PM (DVKmH)

544 On the "I question the timing" question, howza 'bout this scenario (break out your tin foil hats, people) He's been sitting on the info for months, hoping to run the clock until around the 2012 conventions. But the ISI and OBL start making plans to move him, and Bambi has to jump the gun. He can't just let OBL get away to try to pick him up later in the election cycle, the info would almost certainly leak out. Something more likely is that the plan was to announce on Friday, to clash with the Royal Wedding, but the DNA analysis took a couple of days longer than expected.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2011 09:17 PM (9Lm5R)

545 Whip out the Tequila and limes.. It's MEXIPALOOZA! With the great Pedro Infante.. http://tinyurl.com/3enaqfv

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:17 PM (DB7UQ)

546 Fiiiiiinally. I've been keeping Satan's right mouth warm for a while now.

Posted by: Cassius at May 01, 2011 09:17 PM (JEVge)

547 Oh yeah, I just went DANTE on you motherfuckers...

Posted by: CAC at May 01, 2011 09:17 PM (JEVge)

548 Sorry, I'm not celebrating while Kim Jong-Il is still alive and has a nuke pointed at Los Angeles.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at May 01, 2011 09:17 PM (oRrA/)

549 Oh man, those barbs hurt.
Where are all the virgin girls?
My poor, poor squeakhole.

That's just beautiful writing.  Words aptly put are like apples of gold in settings of silver.

Posted by: Langauge Maven at May 01, 2011 09:18 PM (5cGDj)

550 al Zawahiri
You will be the next to go.

   ---Moron Ku!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:18 PM (9b6FB)

551 Yahoo news headline;

The mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks was killed in an operation led by the U.S., President Obama declares.

So, is it just me, or are they writing that so that the reader will read it as;

The mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks was killed in an operation led by the U.S. President Obama

Posted by: 18-1 at May 01, 2011 09:18 PM (bgcml)

552 American  Swim:

Congratulations tall, balding prince and coal miner's granddaughter.

Sorry., No ONT.

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:18 PM (piMMO)

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2011 09:19 PM (4ixH5)

554 "this war is lost.".............Harry Reid

Posted by: fluman at May 01, 2011 09:19 PM (us+Jr)

555 CNN is reporting US troops knocked on OBL's door and said, "Candygram"
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 01:11 AM
Landshark don't take no for an answer, and neither do the US Navy SEALS.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:19 PM (WRW1S)

556
Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 01:15 AM

Wha?

1 - My reading of the Constitution doesn't count for anything I'm aware of.

2 - Oh, so you're something of a birther. I only keep track of the libertarians on this site.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:19 PM (DVKmH)

557 Sorry, I'm not celebrating while Kim Jong-Il is still alive and has a nuke pointed at Los Angeles.

Hell, it's LA! It's not like it's somewhere anywhere else.

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:20 PM (piMMO)

558 34° 09' 14.66" N 73° 13' 38.94" E Are these the correct coordinates? Source?

Posted by: Poland at May 01, 2011 09:20 PM (qDPnZ)

559 @232 GOOGLE MAPS NOW::::::

34 degree 09'14.66" N     73 degree 13'38.94" E

A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN????  A FUCKING GOLF COURSE......

- - -

So maybe Obama really did do it?

Posted by: Flounder at May 01, 2011 09:22 PM (Kkt/i)

560 Fed that corpse through the wood chipper and feed him to the pigs!

Posted by: Bob T at May 01, 2011 09:22 PM (cEFh7)

561 We love the trolls here.
You're welcome to stay all night.


    --- Moron Ku!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:22 PM (9b6FB)

562

Sorry, I'm not celebrating while Kim Jong-Il is still alive and has a nuke pointed at Los Angeles.

They're not particularly close to gaining the ability to launch a nuke at LA.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:22 PM (WRW1S)

563

Finally!

Posted by: Zombie Osama Bin Laden at May 01, 2011 09:22 PM (sOtz/)

564 A necessary death. Celebration is not the reaction of those who must kill in performance of duty. Sadness for the necessity of the act.

Posted by: Bodnik at May 01, 2011 09:22 PM (Av7m2)

565 The cherry on top would be if Mossad was involved.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 09:23 PM (GfhFm)

566 571 CNN is reporting US troops knocked on OBL's door and said, "Candygram"
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 01:11 AM
Landshark don't take no for an answer, and neither do the US Navy SEALS.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 01:19 AM (WRW1S)

 

It was zombie marine Ed McMahon who knocked and announced, "OBL, you are the next Publisher's Clearing House Million Dollar Winner!!"

Posted by: Chrissy at May 01, 2011 09:23 PM (XBM1t)

567 My fellow 'Rons, God bless you all and God bless America! Totally NSFW and Not For The Squeamish pic of what is purported to be Osama Bin Laden's head. Posted by: Robert at May 02, 2011 01:19 AM (4ixH5) Layers.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:23 PM (p2AIq)

568 Are these the correct coordinates? Source?

That's a golf course in the city the fucker was holed up. I haven't seen a location of the actual compound.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 01, 2011 09:24 PM (tJO9J)

569 A knock at the door.
I wonder who it could be?
SEALS! Bang! Splat. My head.

Posted by: Osamaku at May 01, 2011 09:24 PM (IwLzL)

570 I saw Atlas Shrugs today from 4:30 to 7 and then spent the next three and a half hours writing an epic review. I literally did not know about this until 40 minutes ago.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (nj1bB)

571 UPS: What can brown do for you?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (qIHlG)

572 Golf course? OBL was ratted out by a gopher.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (p2AIq)

573 I did, however, read about it on Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (nj1bB)

574

A necessary death. Celebration is not the reaction of those who must kill in performance of duty. Sadness for the necessity of the act.

Screw that- he needed killin'.

I seriously doubt that the operator who pulled the trigger is going to lose any sleep out of guilt or sadness.

 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (WRW1S)

575 528

Posted by: Druid at May 02, 2011 01:07 AM (RnujI)

Seriously dude- you're being a gigantic douche. This isn't about Obama, it's about Osama assuming room temperature.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 01:09 AM (WRW1S)


It would be a waste of my two dollars an hour (pre tax) to point out that Bush had already killed Osama a half dozen times already in a relatively subdued manner ... yeah!!! obama!!


Viva Obama! Especially Gigantic Douche a la Hollow Pointe!

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (RnujI)

576 "581 A necessary death. Celebration is not the reaction of those who must kill in performance of duty. Sadness for the necessity of the act.

Posted by: Bodnik at May 02, 2011 01:22 AM (Av7m2)"


Get fucked.


I take great satisfaction in this killing. I wish I had the balls/skillz to be on the team that did it. And I'm pretty goddamned sure that you can shove a sock in your cunt.

Posted by: Fuck Pacifists at May 01, 2011 09:25 PM (H0dXA)

577
I literally did not know about this until 40 minutes ago.

Happy Monday!

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:26 PM (piMMO)

578 The cherry on top would be if Mossad was involved.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 02, 2011 01:23 AM (GfhFm)

Of course Mossad was involved.  Obama is Mossad's puppet.

Remember in Saving Private Ryan, when the damn German they let go stabbed the Joo?  I hope it was like that.

Nice job, Obama *gag*.  Eh, that wasn't so bad.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:26 PM (1fanL)

579 Actually, I'm hearing that the operation was all set to go when a firefight started in the house, killing most of those inside before our folks hit the perimeter. It seems that an argument about Cod vs. Pollock spiraled out of control.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2011 09:26 PM (9Lm5R)

580 I did, however, read about it on Ace of Spades HQ.

Lies!

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 01, 2011 09:26 PM (tJO9J)

581 I literally did not know about this until 40 minutes ago.

I didn't know until 90 seconds ago.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:26 PM (1fanL)

582 Layers.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 01:23 AM (p2AIq)


Is it missing a government seal?

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2011 09:26 PM (4ixH5)

583 34 degree 09'14.66" N 73 degree 13'38.94" E A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN???? A FUCKING GOLF COURSE...... - - - So maybe Obama really did do it? You're thinking he really sliced one, aren't you?

Posted by: t-bird at May 01, 2011 09:27 PM (FcR7P)

584 You want me to go out and kill all the golfers?

Posted by: Groundskeeper Carl at May 01, 2011 09:27 PM (5cGDj)

585 Posted by: Bodnik Who the fuck are these concern trolls and where did they come from all of a sudden?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2011 09:27 PM (tEWdS)

586

It's sad the fucker needed killing.  

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 09:28 PM (sOtz/)

587 Moron Ku isn't that difficult. It's for Morons, after all.

It's not difficult
I'll teach you how to do it

   --- Moron Ku!

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:28 PM (9b6FB)

588 I did, however, read about it on Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:25 AM (nj1bB)

I hear it's a pretty smart military blog.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2011 09:28 PM (4ixH5)

589 I did, however, read about it on Ace of Spades HQ. Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:25 AM (nj1bB) Who's sock is this? Can't be the Ewok, he doesn't read this blog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2011 09:28 PM (9Lm5R)

590 Ace, I look forward to reading the comments on your review of Atlas Shrugged which I will not read.

Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (qIHlG)

591 34 degree 09'14.66" N     73 degree 13'38.94" E

A FUCKING GOLF COURSE IN THE TOWN OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS HIDING IN????  A FUCKING GOLF COURSE......

Actually, I was having that course built as a staging area for the op. The SEAL team were some of the workers. How's my ass taste, Obama.

/very wishful thinking

Posted by: The Donald at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (IwLzL)

592 Oh God, now I have to deal with the ghandi type who are choosing to take the "higher" road by not "celebrating the death of a human being."

Please.

Posted by: TiNa48 at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (ZQskV)

593 @542
http://tinyurl.com/3jzlklk

Posted by: Dr. No at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (yUvhq)

594 Cable nets are just saying the statement is coming but there's no word on the topic. That just seems odd. Posted by DrewM...

He done been killed by Bush a half dozen times... Wait!, I remeberes that... but it wasn't... This time it MUST be tru... HALE OBAMA!!!!

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (RnujI)

595 "Jesus Christ!!"

Posted by: Osama's Last Words at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (MWXXs)

596 >>>So around the time Obama finally made his speech, an hour after he was supposed to. No, later, I put on Fox News and then saw a replay of the statement, later. I saw it here, drew's post, first. Big week of news. Two things I thought wouldn't happen -- Obama releases his bc, Osama killed. I never thought we'd kill him. I just figured he'd die without us ever knowing (or may have died already and we didn't know for sure).

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (nj1bB)

597

Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in - I'll only run and hide.

Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?

Men At Work

previewtinyurl.com

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 09:29 PM (XBM1t)

598 Well, shit. Only missed the obvious "ace doesn't read his own blog" joke by about 5 commenters......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2011 09:30 PM (9Lm5R)

599 Who the fuck are these concern trolls and where did they come from all of a sudden?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 02, 2011 01:27 AM (tEWdS)

Let 'em in!  I want to drink their yummy tears of ineffable sorrow.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:30 PM (1fanL)

600 OBL was listening to Justin Beiber at the time. The Hanna Montana wig made the shooter hesitate for just a second.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:31 PM (p2AIq)

601 Via The Guardian:

Senior US administration officials, briefing journalists in a late-night teleconference, said that after 9/11 the CIA chased various leads about bin Laden's inner circle, in particular his couriers. One of these couriers came in for special attention, mentioned by detainees by his nom de guerre and said to be one of the few couriers bin Laden trusted.

But officials said they were initially unable to identify him but finally did four years ago. They did not disclose his name to reporters Sunday night.

Two years ago, the CIA found the rough location where the courier and his brother lived in Pakistan, and on August last year they narrowed it down to a compound, in an affluent area about 35 miles north of Islamabad.

They realised immediately this was no normal residence. The walls were 12-18ft high, topped with barbed wire. Access to the compound was severely restricted. The main part of the residence was three storeys high but had few windows. It was valued at about $1 million but had no phone or internet connection. It was a custom-built terrorist hideaway.

Adding to their suspicions were that the two brothers had no known source of income. The CIA learned too that there was a family living with them and that this family matched bin Laden's.

By February, the CIA was confident this was likely bin Laden's hiding place and in March Barack Obama began chairing a series of five national security meetings. At the last of these, on April 29, he gave the order to mount an operation.

The US military began planning. One of the senior administration officials said: "The high walls made this a dangerous operation." It was a surgical operation, he said, carried out by a small team and lasted only 40 minutes.

Bin Laden and three males were killed, including the courier and his brother, and bin Laden's son. Bin Laden resisted the US force and was killed in a firefight, an official said. One woman was injured while, an official said, she was being used as a shield by one of the men, and two other women were also injured.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 01, 2011 09:31 PM (YuWcy)

602 581 A necessary death. Celebration is not the reaction of those who must kill in performance of duty. Sadness for the necessity of the act. Milady, can I diddle your vag? By the way, a woman was killed in the shootout when one of these heroes grabbed her and used her as a human shield. When I say "heroes" i mean usama and his buddies. You know, sarcasm.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:31 PM (nj1bB)

603 Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:29 AM (nj1bB)

Hey #3, do you really think it's good etiquette to hog all the posts AND all the comments?  You should rename it the I Me Me My blog.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:32 PM (1fanL)

604 @620 -

I disagree ... the carpets smell like troll pee after they leave ....

Posted by: Groundskeeper Carl at May 01, 2011 09:32 PM (5cGDj)

605 I'd like to think the last thing going through Osama's head, other than that bullet, was Ezekiel 25:17 -"I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I lay My vengeance upon them."
Would that it went down Hollywood style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmvnXKRfdb8&feature=related

Posted by: umbrelladoc at May 01, 2011 09:32 PM (/Cwt3)

606 458 Olberdouche, keeping it classy as always -

To that end, please join us in saying goodbye to Sarah Palin, whose career ended tonight. She sealed it by tweeting congratulations only to the military. Not a word about Intelligence personnel, and certainly not a word about Obama.
Posted by: booger at May 02, 2011 12:53 AM

Big moment for Keefums' hero, and the first thing he does is to see what Sarah Palin has to Tweet about it?

How's the Algore News Network doing, Raisin Balls?



Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2011 09:32 PM (vdfwz)

607 Osama is dead?

Never heard of him

Posted by: That Charlies Gibson line never gets too old for us at May 01, 2011 09:32 PM (9b6FB)

608 Milady, can I diddle your vag?

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:31 AM (nj1bB)

Hog away, baybee!

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:33 PM (1fanL)

609

I never thought we'd kill him. I just figured he'd die without us ever knowing (or may have died already and we didn't know for sure).

I thought he was most likely killed years ago.  Guess I was wrong.

I suppose there's a first time for everything.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:33 PM (WRW1S)

610 Druid, You're about to be banned. Take the night off.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:33 PM (nj1bB)

611 I't will be like after a hurricane, in 9 months there will be a swell of births. What's the killer's name? Could be a good baby name.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2011 09:34 PM (EiH7n)

612 @290 It's only 9:30 on the West Coast. I bet they are partying the night away!
(Yeah. I couldn't even type that with a straight face.)

- - -
Hey! We're not all libtards out here.  I am tipping a glass of scotch to our troops and the victims of 9/11 right now.  Check the link at the "avenged" comment up thread.  RIP, my brother.  RIP.

Posted by: Flounder at May 01, 2011 09:34 PM (Kkt/i)

613

HEY IT'S HOT AS HELL IN HERE!  And where are the virgins?  The minute I arrived they dragged me into this sulphurous pit and threw me in a cauldron of boiling vomit!  Allah, can you hear me?

Posted by: Bin Laden Burning in Hell at May 01, 2011 09:34 PM (nJZMk)

614 >>>I thought he was most likely killed years ago. Guess I was wrong. Me too, mostly.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:34 PM (nj1bB)

615 I never thought we'd kill him...






hhh, yeah... that was really really hard given that he was all superhuman all that shiite muslim shiite... and he was sleeping under a rock for ten years... and so were we... if by we you think "USA"... FUQUE...

SOMETIMES I really do believe that the sheepherder socialists really are right... that most humans can not even wipe their own ass without a "holy book" to guide them.

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:34 PM (RnujI)

616 "Jesus Christ!!"

+1,000,000

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:34 PM (piMMO)

617 The minute I arrived they dragged me into this sulphurous pit and threw me in a cauldron of boiling vomit! Allah, can you hear me? You don't have to yell so damned loud, I'm in the next room.

Posted by: Allah at May 01, 2011 09:35 PM (9Lm5R)

618 Ow, Allahdammit, cut that out!  I'm not a virgin!

Posted by: Osama bin Squeakholed at May 01, 2011 09:35 PM (1fanL)

619 What the hell is FUBAR on about?

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:35 PM (9b6FB)

620 He's dead, he's in the ditch.

D-I-T-C-H

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 01, 2011 09:35 PM (/U/Mr)

621 632 Druid,

You're about to be banned. Take the night off.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:33 AM (nj1bB)


G'night..

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:35 PM (RnujI)

622 Allah, can you hear me?

Sorry, bin Laden, you who are about to be dorked by my innumerable minions.  The only one who can hear your prayers is me, and I'm afraid I will not answer them. 

Posted by: Stan at May 01, 2011 09:36 PM (WhhMt)

623  If Osama's jihad was contrary to Islam and he was so damned non-Islamic, then why handle his body in accordance with Islamic law?

Posted by: sartana at May 01, 2011 09:37 PM (7Xm5b)

624 Osama! Say hello to my little friend!

Posted by: Satan at May 01, 2011 09:37 PM (th0op)

625 Use me, Ace.  Make me your bitch.

Posted by: BanHammer of DOOM! at May 01, 2011 09:37 PM (1fanL)

626 Stan?

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:37 PM (nj1bB)

627 It is perfectly just and right to rejoice in the death of evil, wicked, and despicable human beings. So I feel no sense of regret in saying that the bastard rots in Hell.

As for our heroes, God bless them for their perseverance, courage, determination, and sacrifice these past 9+yrs.   

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 01, 2011 09:38 PM (qdBf5)

628 What the hell is FUBAR on about?

Posted by: K~Bob at May 02, 2011 01:35 AM (9b6FB)

I'm giddy.  It's times like these when I'm extra glad I'm not a lefty, so I can enjoy an American success.

Posted by: BanHammer of DOOM! at May 01, 2011 09:38 PM (1fanL)

629 Women make good shields?
I know stones don't go through them.
Crap! Bullets sure do.

Posted by: Osama's brave terrorist pal at May 01, 2011 09:38 PM (IwLzL)

630 I'll bet they also know where Zawahiri is.

Me, I'm anxiously waiting on the "Iran/Contra" type shenanigans it took to get the Pock-ee-Stanians to let us wax the ugly bag of mostly water.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:38 PM (9b6FB)

631 648 Stan?

Heh, sorry Ace - I've seen that misspelling of "Satan" before and thought I'd apply it here. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 09:38 PM (WhhMt)

632 Posted by: Flounder at May 02, 2011 01:34 AM (Kkt/i) Yep. I knew a fellow who lost his daughter in the WTC. Young gal, almost made it out before the tower collapsed. The only sad thing about killing OBL is it can only be done once.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:39 PM (p2AIq)

633 Ew, Chris?  What's that smell?

Posted by: Satan at May 01, 2011 09:40 PM (1fanL)

634

She sealed it by tweeting congratulations only to the military.

Not unreasonable since they were the ones who did the (I'm assuming) daring helo entry to the compound engaged in close quarters combat accomplishing the mission with no friendly casualties.

Those who found him did a hell of a job as well. 

Nothing against Obama tonight, but it's not as though we weren't already looking for the guy. 

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 09:40 PM (sOtz/)

635 632 Druid,

You're about to be banned. Take the night off.

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:33 AM (nj1bB)


- Sorry - G'Night Charles Johnson

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:40 PM (RnujI)

636

But officials said they were initially unable to identify him but finally did four years ago. They did not disclose his name to reporters Sunday night.

As more of this story gets out, Obama can only take so much credit.   He tried to make it look like, in his speech, that when he came into office he made it a priority.  It was always a priority. 

I give the fucker no credit, and he deserves none.   It is our intelligent services, and our militay that got the fucker.   Period.

Posted by: Steph at May 01, 2011 09:40 PM (AkdC5)

637 324 I'm also seeing this: Osama bin Laden's body will be handled in accordance with Islamic tradition.
Asymmetric warfare, or post-colonial hatred of America?  My answer is a lot of the former sprinkled with a little of the latter.

Posted by: where're my ping pong balls? at May 01, 2011 09:41 PM (YxaXw)

638 >>> Heh, sorry Ace - I've seen that misspelling of "Satan" before and thought I'd apply it here. I wasn't sure if it was an error or an in-joke I was missing. I know there was a famous picture about satan worship in the 80s where they painted SATAN on a rock, but they're dumbasses, so they really painted SATIN.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:41 PM (nj1bB)

639 @588, if you can't get the fucking name of the movie right, I'm all honey-badger over the rest of your in-depth analysis.

Posted by: comatus at May 01, 2011 09:41 PM (W5ilH)

640 Olberdouche, keeping it classy as always -

Well lookee there. A reply form.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 01, 2011 09:41 PM (Klxrr)

641 Know what I just heard on the TV (in my head)?  One of those Special Forces guys brought a slab of bacon with him.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:41 PM (1fanL)

642 #631, I thought he was dead years ago, too.  Supposedly he was suffering from kidney disease or something like that.

And as far as Oberdick and the 'goodbye Sarah Palin' business, I'm gonna make a prediction that Sarah Palin will still be going strong and it'll be  "Hmmm, Olbermann, Olbermann, wait, don't tell me, Olbermann, Keith Olbermann, you say? Nope, don't remember him."

Posted by: Theresa D at May 01, 2011 09:42 PM (5axVp)

643 Release the hounds ban hammer.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 01, 2011 09:42 PM (/U/Mr)

644 Now I know why Obama's been so cocky lately. It wasn't the birth certificate. Gee, good thing we kept these Guantanamo prisoners for Intel, huh?

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:43 PM (nj1bB)

645 Have Matt and Trey now decided to scrap their next episode of South Park and do a Bin Laden in Hell episode instead? it's possible, they do them with very little lead time.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2011 09:43 PM (tEWdS)

646 Oh thank God! I've been waiting for a break for years now. It will be good to stand up straight again. If I'm lucky maybe  I'll get a sweet job like shoveling flaming shit like Hitler's got.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at May 01, 2011 09:43 PM (th0op)

647 Well lookee there. A reply form. Posted by: Blackford Oakes at May 02, 2011 01:41 AM (Klxrr) Oh, that's nice, Very nice.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:43 PM (p2AIq)

648 Someone better go check on Helen Thomas; she might be trying a quick suicide so she can be one of the 72.
---------------------
Sorry that was uncalled for and not really funny.  I just really dislike her.  And now I will go listen to America F*ck Yeah!

Posted by: where're my ping pong balls? at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (YxaXw)

649 Now I know why Obama's been so cocky lately. It wasn't the birth certificate.

Wait, what?  When did they kill him?  All I know is what I read on this blog.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (1fanL)

650 Royal Wedding, John Paul beautified, and now Osama Bin Laden killed.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (qIHlG)

651 But officials said they were initially unable to identify him but finally did four years ago. They did not disclose his name to reporters Sunday night.

As more of this story gets out, Obama can only take so much credit.   He tried to make it look like, in his speech, that when he came into office he made it a priority.  It was always a priority.

I give the fucker no credit, and he deserves none.   It is our intelligent services, and our militay that got the fucker.   Period.

Posted by: Steph at May 02, 2011 01:40 AM (AkdC5)

Yeah as more details come out I think we'll find out that this was the fruit of a 5+ year operation of gathering intel and following up leads. So Obama gets credit for not screwing it up.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (CrQRp)

652  Why is the White House announcing that Bin Laden died resisting in a firefight? For one thing, he would be by now in such a condition as to be completely unable to put up any resistance- so this story is obviously a lie.

Even if it were true that Bin Laden resisted, it would be improper for the White House to publicize the fact.  They should have announced that he was cowering in terror, but was caught in crossfire.  Or that after an the initial firefight his body was found with all the bullets in the back. 

We normally would not lionize an enemy by saying he died fighting like a hero- but then, we don't normally have a White House sympathetic to Al-Qaeda.

Posted by: sartana at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (7Xm5b)

653 This calls for dancing!

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (piMMO)

654 I'm seriously considering crawling back in my well for another thousand years.

Posted by: The Mahdi, just out of a teleconference with Tehran at May 01, 2011 09:44 PM (uqJo6)

655 Someone better go check on Helen Thomas; she might be trying a quick suicide so she can be one of the 72.--- There are so many layers of snark it's like Inception, except good.

Posted by: CAC at May 01, 2011 09:45 PM (JEVge)

656 Old Bin Laden is deceased
So break out the bacon grease
Lube him up very well
And let his ass slide straight to hell

Posted by: Doofus at May 01, 2011 09:45 PM (5hgSJ)

657 Now I know why Obama's been so cocky lately. It wasn't the birth certificate.

Gee, good thing we kept these Guantanamo prisoners for Intel, huh?

Fourth Fourteenth dimensional chess, dear boy ewok.

Posted by: B. H. Obama, Sooper Jeenyus at May 01, 2011 09:45 PM (IwLzL)

658 Crossbow or long bow?

Posted by: rdbrewer at May 01, 2011 09:45 PM (VdcrP)

659 I'll believe it when I read it in "Grit"

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:45 PM (DB7UQ)

660 US Official Says Islamic Custom Governing Treatment of bin Laden's Corpse... proper Islamic custom displayed here: http://tinyurl.com/3pnr7bq

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 01, 2011 09:45 PM (qvify)

661 If they knew where he was two years ago, that would definitely be due to actions set up months earlier.

Let's see. Two years ago was 2009. Months earlier...months earlier.  Hmmm. What could have happened months earlier. Who could have set that in motion? A brand new President, who spent months just unwrapping his housewarming gifts and taking expensive trips?  Not effing likely.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:46 PM (9b6FB)

662 They killed him at roughly 15:30 EDST 5/1/11.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:46 PM (qIHlG)

663 US Official Says Islamic Custom Governing Treatment of bin Laden's Corpse...

As long as they pack its ass with sand and lead everything is halal...

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:46 PM (RnujI)

664 Hey Osama, how my ass taste?

Posted by: Paper Tiger at May 01, 2011 09:46 PM (1fanL)

665 Gee, good thing we kept these Guantanamo prisoners for Intel, huh?

phuck you, ace. Prsoner abuse didn't get bin Laden, the last victim of 9/11. It was the sheer awesome fornce of President Obama's CHANGE, and I won't have you degrading it.

Posted by: Stalin's Poo at May 01, 2011 09:47 PM (uqJo6)

666
Crossbow or long bow?
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 02, 2011 01:45 AM

Hahahaha!

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:47 PM (DVKmH)

667

I give the fucker no credit, and he deserves none. It is our intelligent services, and our militay that got the fucker. Period.

I wouldn't say he doesn't deserve no credit at all if he OK'd it, even if it was the obvious, politically risk-free thing to do.

It'll give him a temporary bump, but 18 months from now it's not going to make people forget about all the other problems the country is facing.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:47 PM (WRW1S)

668 Have Matt and Trey now decided to scrap their next episode of South Park and do a Bin Laden in Hell episode instead?

it's possible, they do them with very little lead time.

Dear Lord. I thought the same thing earlier. We are all so fricking screwed in the head!

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:48 PM (piMMO)

669 So Obama gets credit for not screwing it up.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 01:44 AM (CrQRp)

He could've cancelled it in the name of Muslim outreach.  Seeing as how he could fuck up a wet dream, that's a significant amount of credit.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:48 PM (1fanL)

670 Obama taking credit for this kill is like a surfer taking credit for creating the wave he's riding.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 09:48 PM (GfhFm)

671 I bet that location was stuffed with intel. I hope they had time to gather some of it.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (p2AIq)

672 I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell America ever got the best of him.

Posted by: Rocks at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (th0op)

673 Any word on whether they used bodkin of flight arrows?  Bret Baier says it was SEALS.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (qIHlG)

674 693 Hey Osama, how my ass taste?
Posted by: Paper Tige

The question is to any true muslim, how does  my ass taste? It should taste solid packed with lead and sand to prevent you, demon, from trying to fornicate with it.... and that is all that matters

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (RnujI)

675 "'Nuclear hellstorm' if bin Laden caught: 9/11 mastermind" LONDON (AFP) – The mastermind of the 9/11 attacks warned that Al-Qaeda has hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe which will unleash a "nuclear hellstorm" if Osama bin Laden is captured, leaked files revealed Monday. http://tinyurl.com/3r7z8rx

Posted by: Airquote Sarctag at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (dpADM)

676 Send him to Wu's pigs.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (DB7UQ)

677 Looked at that google map pic of what's supposed to be the compound. There's about 4 clinics and two hospitals within a couple of blocks.....less than 1000 yards. Given his need for dialysis, that would follow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (9Lm5R)

678 Druid?

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2011 09:49 PM (nj1bB)

679 War69.com has it, 2011: Osama Bin Laden Dead in Abottabad, Pakistan, Ramifications: The 2011 Book List has been released by publishers of authorized upcoming titles of non fiction books covering the death of Bin Laden, these include future Best Seller and NY Times Best Seller List. 1. How I Killed Bin Laden by Anonymous 2. Bin Laden and Me (A Love Story): The secret inside account of how a twenty year old Pakistani model/virgin named Lakisha motivated Bin Laden to move to a mansion in Abbottabad, Pakistan, written by Judith Reagan. 3. The Bin Laden Lottery: How Five Pakistani teenagers plotted to win the 25 million dollar bounty. a. Upcoming in 2012, How You Can Win the Al-Zawahiri Lottery by Tony Robbins 4. Geraldo Down: The true story of how Geraldo Rivera almost blew the Bin Laden killing; he was about to reveal the operation until a Navy Seal slugged him and called out, “Geraldo Down!”. 5. Geraldo, Bigger Than The Moon Landing: How I covered the idiot drunken GW college kids celebrating the Bin Laden death outside of the White House by Geraldo Rivera 6. Mission Finally Accomplished: How it took 8 years for President Obama to atone for President Bush’s declaration of Mission Accomplished by Andrea Mitchell (Editors Note: This book has been placed on hold as Andrea Mitchell has just learned “Mission Accomplished was used by President Bush to reference Iraq and not Afghanistan) 7. What Did Google Know: John Loftus looks into why the Abottabad mansion in Pakistan was removed from Google Earth in August of 2010 by John Loftus. 8. My Pride: How I motivated President Obama to Kill Osama or Usama Bin Laden or Bin Ladin by Donald Trump 9. Did Christiane Amanpour Know? An exclusive investigation into why Amanpour stated on Real Time with Bill Maher that she thought Obama was partying in a Karachi mansion? 10. My Year in Abottabad: How I spent 2010 partying with Bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan by Christiane Amanpour NOTE to media watchers: Andrea Mitchell kept confusing Mission Accomplished, trying to say it was stated for Afghanistan and not Iraq, she also tried to claim Tora Bora was a failed mission because resources were diverted to Iraq when the truth is the Iraq war didn't start for another year.

Posted by: war69DotCom at May 01, 2011 09:50 PM (gkpKy)

680 Yeah as more details come out I think we'll find out that this was the fruit of a 5+ year operation of gathering intel and following up leads. So Obama gets credit for not screwing it up.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 02, 2011 01:44 AM (CrQRp)

If you read Laurie's comment, this has been ongoing since he murdered thousands of Americans.   It just took 4 years to get a name to start tracking him.   deWon can't really take any credit other than giving the final order, and believe me, if it hadn't benefited him to do so, he wouldn't have.

Posted by: Steph at May 01, 2011 09:51 PM (AkdC5)

681 The question is to any true muslim, how does  my ass taste? It should taste solid packed with lead and sand to prevent you, demon, from trying to fornicate with it.... and that is all that matters

Now you're just confusing me. Didn't you say goodnight earlier?

Or, is someone socking?

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:51 PM (piMMO)

682 Palis eating licorice turds.

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:51 PM (DB7UQ)

683 Druid?

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:49 AM (nj1bB)

He doesn't think you'll do it.  He thinks you're a sissy.  Do it!

Posted by: Hammer of Banning +5 vs. Douchebags at May 01, 2011 09:51 PM (1fanL)

684
The only sad thing about killing OBL is it can only be done once.
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 02, 2011 01:39 AM

I have the feeling Obama feels the same way. (Gas prices can bounce around above $5 indefinitely.)

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:52 PM (DVKmH)

685 Thanks for playing Druid - don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 01, 2011 09:52 PM (WhhMt)

686 Did you notice the flaming skull flying over at Rusty's place?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:52 PM (qIHlG)

687 When is Oprah's little gay boyfriend going to prosecute the CIA agents?

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:52 PM (DB7UQ)

688 'Nuclear hellstorm' if bin Laden caught: 9/11 mastermind"

I'm a little dubious Al Qaeda would sit on a nuke 'just in case' UBL got offed.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2011 09:52 PM (uqJo6)

689 Yeah. It's him.

He can't say that Ace didn't politely warn him.

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:53 PM (piMMO)

690 2 A.M. and Times Square is filling up.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:53 PM (qIHlG)

691 Satan and Hitler.
Making an O B L sandwich.
Learned it from Ted K.

Posted by: Osamaku at May 01, 2011 09:54 PM (IwLzL)

692 Reading the facebook posts and tweets from the liberals in my life all seem to be illustrating how this shows what previous troll comments that Obama is a confident, experienced, and strong leader who is able to multitask, is obviously strong on the national defense, and will slam dunk 2012 as a result. Failing from all of the posts and pseudo-analysis are mentions of how every executive multitasks, how he's acted almost completely in polar opposition from what he ran on with regards to national defense by keeping things going in Iraq/Afgan/Gitmo and expanding into Libya, and that the 2012 election is not tomorrow and there are still a lot of systemic problems in America. Amazing how shortsighted we can be, even as the most intelligent life form on the planet. Tonight is a night to celebrate, sure, and I love seeing the rallies across the nation on tv and the web tonight. But I keep asking myself with regards to this development what the fuck did we really win? This isn't the same thing as what happened on May 1, 1945 - Hitler's demise and the subsequent fall of the third reich. This snake still lives. Problem is, we'll treat it as if the problem is solved, just like with the "economic recovery" in 09.

Posted by: Doc at May 01, 2011 09:54 PM (jGXQI)

693

Why is the White House announcing that Bin Laden died resisting in a firefight? For one thing, he would be by now in such a condition as to be completely unable to put up any resistance- so this story is obviously a lie.

Who cares?  What would he say even if it were false?  "Our forces found Bin Laden helpless in his wheelchair, and they shot him in the fucking head"?

Our guys kicked ass, and our guys all lived to tell the story- at least if and when they're allowed to.

I'm disappointed he didn't suffer more in dying, but at least he knew terror before eating a bullet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:54 PM (WRW1S)

694 They say they killed his son too so they will be someone to suck Satan's balls while he's reaming a new asshole out of Osama with his barbed cock.

Posted by: Rocks at May 01, 2011 09:55 PM (th0op)

695 700
He could've cancelled it in the name of Muslim outreach.  Seeing as how he could fuck up a wet dream, that's a significant amount of credit.

Mmm, I like the sound of that.  Anyone have some Ambien I could borrow?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at May 01, 2011 09:55 PM (YxaXw)

696 @723
A for effort, B+ for execution

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2011 09:55 PM (uqJo6)

697 Work is gonna be rough tomorrow. I'll take it though. I know some of the 'roons are still looking, bless their horned and scaly hides.

The trolls can piss off. So can all of the leftists. Tonight's the night the soldiers went to collect the bill. They didn't do it for you. They did it for their missing friends, for the real Americans, and for their grandkids. Man this is gonn make a great story.

I'm gonna hit the sheets and dream of all the poor kids out there who got named "Osama" in honor of this pathetic shitstain. They will have as tough a life as all of the kids named "Adolph" did in 1959.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 09:56 PM (9b6FB)

698 That's the kind of Muslim Outreach I like!

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:56 PM (DB7UQ)

699 I'll believe it when I read it in "Grit" Posted by: TexasJew at May 02, 2011 01:45 AM (DB7UQ) Made me think; If OBL were in True Grit, he'd be gut shot in the first scene.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2011 09:56 PM (EiH7n)

700
Okay, enuff of Times Square and Pennsylvania Avenue.

I want footage of Gitmo.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 09:56 PM (DVKmH)

701 *oops*

Satan and Hitler.
Making Make an O B L sandwich.
Learned it from Ted K.

Posted by: Osamaku at May 01, 2011 09:56 PM (IwLzL)

702 Tonight's the night the soldiers went to collect the bill. They didn't do it for you. They did it for their missing friends, for the real Americans, and for their grandkids. Man this is gonn make a great story.

I'd love to see a shot from Afghanistan.

Posted by: Landshark! at May 01, 2011 09:57 PM (piMMO)

703 Is it true that norah o'donnell mis reported the story?  One of my friends is saying she said something so stupid and the peeps she was watching with and her started totally freaking out.

Posted by: curious at May 01, 2011 09:57 PM (k1rwm)

704

I'm disappointed he didn't suffer more in dying, but at least he knew terror before eating a bullet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 01:54 AM (WRW1S)

A relative of mine suggested catching him and bringing him back alive, putting him in a cage, and let everybody in America who wanted to come with a pair of fingernail clippers and take a little pinch from him.

I keep my eye on that relative now.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 09:58 PM (1fanL)

705 The announcement of it at a live event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdvM6bgFUQ

Posted by: Cal at May 01, 2011 09:58 PM (d4et5)

706 I want footage of Gitmo. Yeah. Film the cocksuckers being told the news and hear the lamentations of the women.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2011 09:58 PM (9Lm5R)

707 Picture says Fox chick.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 09:58 PM (qIHlG)

708

But I keep asking myself with regards to this development what the fuck did we really win? This isn't the same thing as what happened on May 1, 1945 - Hitler's demise and the subsequent fall of the third reich. This snake still lives. Problem is, we'll treat it as if the problem is solved, just like with the "economic recovery" in 09.

Nobody thinks that the war on Islamic terror is suddenly over.  Don't mean that it's not a victory worth celebrating after learning the fucker is dead.  I'd guess that my fellow Americans were pretty happy when they learned Hitler was dead, even if the war wasn't over yet.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (WRW1S)

709 Posted by: curious at May 02, 2011 01:57 AM (k1rwm) She reported that Obama was shot, not Osama. Freudian slip. I forgive her because she's used to be very hot..

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (DB7UQ)

710

I was praying the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a goat named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.

He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the stain spreading yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my country there
And I'm a SEAL who cares
And this might be all for you."

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, and mean,
And big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.

I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."

[Chorus]
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more."

The guards got blown away
And I began to pray
As the blood fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.

Well he smiled and said Yippie Ki Yay 
That's the moment he was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As my brains got splattered on the floor.

Posted by: Zombie Bin Laden at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (XBM1t)

711 FNC confirming that a bloody UBL photo is floating around, may or may not be the one others have linked. I'm guessing it's not cleaned up like the Saddam boys.

Posted by: Methos at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (uqJo6)

712 No doubt at all that Pakistan protected OBL. They have to pay.

Posted by: SamIam at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (IOff/)

713 ""I seriously doubt that the operator who pulled the trigger is going to lose any sleep out of guilt or sadness.""



If it were me I would have such a huge stiffy that there wouldn't be enough skin left to close my eyes.

Posted by: Berserker at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (FMbng)

714 717 Thanks for playing Druid - don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. 
Posted by: Kratos

Ohh, I am so sorry, Kratos - did I forget to hit the tip jar on the way in or was it something less quantifable, more mercurial? Bluntly, what beef ya'll got?

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 09:59 PM (RnujI)

715 91 Put whats left of his head on a pike in front of the US embassy.
I'm thinking that it be displayed at ground zero, Pennsylvania and the Pentagon until 9/11/11 then hit the road for a national tour.

Posted by: George H W Bush at May 01, 2011 10:00 PM (NwTXA)

716 Yeah. Film the cocksuckers being told the news and hear the lamentations of the women.

BAAAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by: their "women's" lamentations at May 01, 2011 10:00 PM (IwLzL)

717 That compound needs to be obliterated. Then we should gently place a meteorite in the crater.

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at May 01, 2011 10:00 PM (p2AIq)

718 I bet that location was stuffed with intel.
I hope they had time to gather some of it.
Posted by: eman




Must be the reason they went in on the ground.  Otherwise, just JDAM the compound into rubble, then go in with a bag full of Q-tips for the DNA confirm.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 01, 2011 10:00 PM (YuWcy)

719
Problem is, we'll treat it as if the problem is solved, just like with the "economic recovery" in 09.
Posted by: Doc at May 02, 2011 01:54 AM

Fear not, TSA will live on. And JEF will continue what remnants of Bush policy he can, because everything else in his administration is a void.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 10:01 PM (DVKmH)

720 72 virgins is a lot better then 40 Seals.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 10:01 PM (qIHlG)

721

I gotta go to work tomorrow and  teach a buncha Army majors how to win the damn OCO with three cups of tea and shit. 

Bummer the guy is a total fraud huh?

Posted by: Beagle at May 01, 2011 10:02 PM (sOtz/)

722 NRO: "CNN is reporting that Gitmo detainees provided intel for operation"

Politico and The Hill are still collecting comments from lawmakers. Conservative lawmakers are unsurprisingly best at focusing on giving credit where credit is due and focusing on the bigger picture. Journos also still circulating details on Twitter.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 01, 2011 10:02 PM (qdBf5)

723
#745 - Nicely done!  One of my favorite tunes.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 01, 2011 10:03 PM (5axVp)

724

Posted by: Zombie Bin Laden at May 02, 2011 01:59 AM (XBM1t)

I don't know how long it took you to come up with that, but it was fucking EPIC!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 01, 2011 10:03 PM (WRW1S)

725 Reports are he was living there for 5 years, built specially for him.

Posted by: fuck yeah at May 01, 2011 10:03 PM (GfhFm)

726 Tomorrow crawling out of the wood work, thousands of international head hunters will head to the middle east. Docudramas on TV, movie stars and swimming pools.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 01, 2011 10:04 PM (EiH7n)

727 Pics or it didn't happen.
 
(j/k, this is great news)
 
Kudos to our military and intelligence peeps; your team will never have to buy a drink again in a bar.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 01, 2011 10:06 PM (ENKCw)

728 And we have his body.  Why would we treat it with respect, again?  How 'bout hang him in the smokehouse with the bacon?

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 10:07 PM (1fanL)

729 72 virgins is a lot better then 40 Seals. Oooh, there's a lotta 'ettes that would dig 40 seals

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 01, 2011 10:07 PM (tEWdS)

730

A relative of mine suggested catching him and bringing him back alive, putting him in a cage, and let everybody in America who wanted to come with a pair of fingernail clippers and take a little pinch from him.

I always wanted to see him released in Central Park for a live, pay-per-view hunt. All properly armed NYCers welcomed. Whoever bagged him would get bragging rights and a lifetime supply of Nathan's Hotdogs.

Fantasy number two: top of the Empire State building with a flamethrower and a choice: jump or burn.

Posted by: TiredWench at May 01, 2011 10:08 PM (oPceJ)

731 And Bush congratulated Obama.  Bush is a hell of a lot more gracious than I am.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 01, 2011 10:08 PM (1fanL)

732 Killing is so final.....couldn't we just have trimmed his beard or something?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's douche at May 01, 2011 10:08 PM (l2R3Z)

733 Rusty took down the flaming skull..

Hmmmmm.

Posted by: K~Bob at May 01, 2011 10:08 PM (9b6FB)

734 I don't really believe in Satan, but if he exists, I kinda hope he centipedes Bin Laden, Saddam, and Arafat and then puts his barbed c*ck through all of them at once.

Posted by: where're my ping pong balls? at May 01, 2011 10:09 PM (YxaXw)

735
The announcement of it at a live event:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdvM6bgFUQ
Posted by: Cal at May 02, 2011 01:58 AM

"Proud to be an American" . . . "USA! USA! USA!" I guess we're going to be annoying to the rest of the world for a while . . . hehehehehehehhh.

Posted by: arhooley at May 01, 2011 10:09 PM (DVKmH)

736 I thought fire couldn't melt steel?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 10:09 PM (qIHlG)

737 #745 - Nicely done!  One of my favorite tunes.

Posted by: Theresa D at May 02, 2011 02:03 AM (5axVp)

 

 

 

#761

Posted by: Zombie Bin Laden at May 02, 2011 01:59 AM (XBM1t)

I don't know how long it took you to come up with that, but it was fucking EPIC!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 02, 2011 02:03 AM (WRW1S)

 

Thanks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 01, 2011 10:10 PM (XBM1t)

738 Pockestan?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 10:11 PM (qIHlG)

739 ISI on site? Acting as overwatch or just waiting around for the reward money? I am so surprised that they didn't blow the op for us. Maybe this will get the ball rolling on the physician. People in the know need to see that we pay really well for the right kind of info. Bet there are some bad guys making hasty travel plans tonight.

Posted by: Errol at May 01, 2011 10:11 PM (uAzAD)

740 When will John Kerry claim credit for the headshot?

Posted by: TexasJew at May 01, 2011 10:12 PM (DB7UQ)

741 Problem is, we'll treat it as if the problem is solved, just like with the "economic recovery" in 09. Posted by: Doc at May 02, 2011 01:54 AM Fear not, TSA will live on. And JEF will continue what remnants of Bush policy he can, because everything else in his administration is a void. -- True. If for no other reason than Keynesian economic stimulus, the wars will continue and the departments will live on, and we'll all get probed at the airport and grilled for hours if we bring a liquid that is 0.1 ounces too large. My problem is the imagery of the event. I fail to see how this changes anything at all in the grand scheme. However, the imagery suggests otherwise. I worry too many of these folks, particularly on the left and among the college youth I deal with every day, will celebrate or are celebrating as if the threat from islamic radicals is now over, and will disappear down the memory hole until it needlessly bites us once again.

Posted by: Doc at May 01, 2011 10:12 PM (jGXQI)

742 If Obumer knew since Aug about where Usama was, the attack is run the last weak of April?  WTF?  Was it because the plan took so long to be planned?  Or is it because his poll numbers are sinking like the Titanic?  Hmmm...  He is in campaign mode now.  Knowing the arm forces elite teams they would have killed him in Aug or Sept.  Why the big wait?

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 01, 2011 10:12 PM (V+/pV)

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 10:17 PM (qIHlG)

744 It is better that they killed him.  If they had captured him they would have to deal with all sorts of grief.  The lefties would have a field day with protesting how he was being mistreated and all that bullshit.  I bet he was killed by point blank to the head, cowering in fear with the shooter saying" Bye bye, asshole!"  Double tap, I am sure.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 01, 2011 10:18 PM (V+/pV)

745

Graphic PIC

Bullet between his eyes, cap off Pak tv

http://tinyurl.com/69z3cse

Posted by: SamIam at May 01, 2011 10:20 PM (IOff/)

746 781 Why the big wait?
Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 02, 2011 02:12 AM (V+/pV)

I'm no expert, but it's possible they had to navigate through the fact that it was in Pokeestahn.  I realize that sounds counter-intuitive, as there would probably be increasing danger of OBL being tipped off.  But then he wasn't, so I guess we greased the right wheels.

Posted by: where're my ping pong balls? at May 01, 2011 10:21 PM (YxaXw)

747  So does this mean I no longer have to be groped or irradiated every time I catch a flight?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at May 01, 2011 10:21 PM (FUEui)

748 @591 I did, however, read about it on Ace of Spades HQ.

To you and your cobloggers credit, I caught wind of it on yahoo finance and came here first, even before switching the channel on the tube.

Posted by: Flounder at May 01, 2011 10:22 PM (Kkt/i)

749 The report the White House should have put out was that Osama was found cowering behind his wives, and was accidentally killed after one of them pulled an uzi from under her chador. When asked about how his body was being handled, the answer should be: poorly.

You don't fucking announce to hundreds of millions of young Mujahid wannabees  that the "Lion of Islam" died resisting ferociously and his body is now being treated respectfully and in accordance with Shariah.

It matters.

Posted by: sartana at May 01, 2011 10:22 PM (7Xm5b)

750 Yup.  Thats what I thought  ;-}

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 01, 2011 10:22 PM (V+/pV)

751 Abbottabad "The City of Pines" has a homepage, because, you know, internet.  The top domain keeps crashing, but the pages underneath are accessible.

Here's a gallery of pics of what might be the "clinic" across from Cez Osama. Looks like it's actually the size of a community hospital, Ayub Hospital in the galleries = DHQ Hospital on the google map, I believe:

http://www.abbottabad.com.pk/pictures/




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 01, 2011 10:24 PM (YuWcy)

752 Your boys uncovered this before Fox News.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at May 01, 2011 10:24 PM (qIHlG)

753 Abbottabad no shit. So there has to be a Costellobad someplace, right?  Someplace where Hu is always on first.

Slowly I turned...

Posted by: comatus at May 01, 2011 10:33 PM (W5ilH)

754 Posted by: SamIam at May 02, 2011 02:20 AM (IOff/)

That's a sniper shot.

Posted by: Rocks at May 01, 2011 10:33 PM (th0op)

755 749 717 Thanks for playing Druid - don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. 
Posted by: Kratos

Ohh, I am so sorry, Kratos - did I forget to hit the tip jar on the way in or was it something less quantifable, more mercurial? Bluntly, what beef ya'll got? Posted by: Druid

Do a cousin a favor, can you speak speak, or just speak?
















Did not get it either. At least you can walk, right?

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 10:33 PM (RnujI)

756

Holy shit!   NRO is reporting this guy live tweeted the helicopters and the "loud bangs" while it was going on.

http://tiny.cc/6ct3z

 

Posted by: Steph at May 01, 2011 10:35 PM (AkdC5)

757 Olbermann: While an attempt at vengeance should not be discounted, it should be pointed out that what we would call in normal-human speak ‘a quick turnaround’ is not their forte. You just know he pronounces it "for-tay."

Posted by: not the droid you seek at May 01, 2011 10:42 PM (6MNtp)

758 I hereby give up my title as World's Awesome-est Man and kneel before those Seals.


Posted by: Chuck Norris at May 01, 2011 10:43 PM (XUYpl)

759 @723 Satan and Hitler.
Making an O B L sandwich.
Learned it from Ted K.
- - -

Now that would make a good south park.

Posted by: Flounder at May 01, 2011 10:43 PM (Kkt/i)

760 It's been a long time since I've been here. But I am tired of the "love your enemies" stuff I'm getting all over the rest of the interwebs. Can I celebrate with you guys?

Posted by: Amy at May 01, 2011 10:45 PM (B8Mjq)

761 Choice quotes from Democratic Underground thread on Osama's death: - I don't know that anyone would speak out against Obama now. Maybe I'm dreaming - If its FOX NEWS then you can expect the follow up as : GEORGE W. BUSH personally killed bin Laden by having him snort incredible amounts of Cocaine, and once dead, Bush was said to reply " See? I kept my promise!".. - Wars over. Do they sell champagne in Spokane on a Sunday? - I wouldn't be surprised if Obama used this to get out of Afghanistan. With Panetta's move to the DoD and now Osama's death, the time is right. - Always thought he's a figurehead for U.S. aggression, but...this would assure Obama's re-election. How can the Repukes attack the President on foreign policy now? - you can bet they are already huddled furiously planning how to smear Obama over this. Its what they do. - So can we call Obama the best president ever yet? He's at least the best of the last 40 years. - Well, shrub never got close to Bin Laden. But our great president got him. - Wow, this has been a rough few weeks for Glenn Beck - I do not rejoice at this news. - Call me a skeptic and anybody with half a brain knows Bin Laden was just another scapegoat\patsy for something more evil - Clinton tried to take out Al-Qaeda, Obama okayed the operation to get him, and Shrub did JACK SHIT for 7 years except for looking for imaginary WMD's. - Considering how many nuts in this world remain killing one doesnt mean much imo atleast other than to satisfy the need for revenge that some people feel.

Posted by: Poland at May 01, 2011 10:49 PM (qDPnZ)

762 Keith Olbermann on Obama: "as of tonight his national security/counter-terrorism credentials probably jumped to Number 4 on the all-time Presidential list, just behind Lincoln, FDR, and Madison."

Posted by: Poland at May 01, 2011 10:54 PM (qDPnZ)

763 709 Druid?

Posted by: ace at May 02, 2011 01:49 AM (nj1bB)



Waiting with eyes closed, last smoke... should have happened by now...could also suck a cock or two...

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 10:59 PM (RnujI)

764
COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK

It's what I crave. Because it's got electrolytes!

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 11:11 PM (RnujI)

765 Won't someone put a cock in my mouth??

Please

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 11:13 PM (RnujI)

766 It is like magic - how cocks get so big and hard.

Posted by: Druid at May 01, 2011 11:20 PM (RnujI)

767 Last thing Usama heard before the bullet impacted?"I'm gonna rip the eyes out of your head and pi$$ into your dead skull! You f*#&d with the wrong Marine!" Or Seal team as it were.

Posted by: jr at May 01, 2011 11:23 PM (uzbYw)

768 Leaking: Video footage of the SEAL team infiltrating Osama bin Laden's hideout.

Posted by: Xoxotl at May 01, 2011 11:27 PM (CbVPH)

769 di do dop derp derp derp di doo doo dop derp dop dip DruidMachines DruidPapers DruidStones Stones KidneyStones KidneyBeans Beans Beans The Musical Fruit Machines Machine Machines Ace Machines Troll Machines Druid Troll Machines di do derp di derp dop dip

Posted by: Druid Machines at May 01, 2011 11:27 PM (RnujI)

770 My anus is thirteen miles across.

Posted by: Druid, digging for a dicking in his dumper at May 01, 2011 11:40 PM (RnujI)

771 Oh, come on, Poland, DU is mainly mental patients.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 01, 2011 11:41 PM (bxiXv)

772 NEWSWEEK: We're all bacon-lovers now!

Posted by: YFS at May 02, 2011 12:04 AM (EuevW)

773 Damn, aint too hard to get a crowd of college idiots........ cheering against themselves nowadays. Fools.

Posted by: rightlysouthern at May 02, 2011 02:26 AM (bsLFt)

774 How about the same ROE in Afghanistan, JEF?

Posted by: rightlysouthern at May 02, 2011 02:39 AM (bsLFt)

775 The barbed cock of Satan awaits, Osama.  Enjoy the ride, motherfucker.

Posted by: Moose4 at May 02, 2011 03:13 AM (uTlbW)

776

Just a reminder to you racist, right wing numbnuts who apparently can never bring yourselves to ever give credit to Obama, even to a point beyond jaw-dropping stupidty:

"...Secondly, he is not escaping us. This is a guy, who, three months ago, was in control of a county [sic]. Now he's maybe in control of a cave. He's on the run. Listen, a while ago I said to the American people, our objective is more than bin Laden. But one of the things for certain is we're going to get him running and keep him running, and bring him to justice. And that's what's happening. He's on the run, if he's running at all. So we don't know whether he's in cave with the door shut, or a cave with the door open -- we just don't know...."
- G. W. Bush, in remarks in a Press Availablity with the Press Travel Pool, The Prairie Chapel Ranch, Crawford TX, 12/28/01, as reported on
official White House site

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

"I am truly not that concerned about him."
- G.W. Bush, repsonding to a question about bin Laden's whereabouts,
3/13/02 (The New American, 4/8/02)

In contrast:

I believe that part of the reason we have a difficult situation is because we made a bad judgment going into Iraq in the first place when we hadn't finished the job of hunting down bin Laden and crushing al Qaeda.....

But I do believe that we have to change our policies with Pakistan. We can't coddle, as we did, a dictator, give him billions of dollars, and then he's making peace treaties with the Taliban and militants. What I have said is we're going encourage democracy in Pakistan, expand our non-military aid to Pakistan so that they have more of a stake in working with us, but insisting that they go after these militants.

And if we have Osama bin Laden in our sights and the Pakistani government is unable or unwilling to take them out, then I think that we have to act, and we will take them out.

We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al Qaeda. That has to be our biggest national security priority.

Senator Barack Obama, in a debate with Senator McCain in Nashville, Tennessee 10/07/08

Posted by: CallMeBc at May 02, 2011 03:42 AM (Dyjta)

777 I feel nothing but pity for all those who'd love to be gloating right now over Obama's historic acheivement but can't 'cuz they were claiming as of yesterday that 9/11 was an inside job. What to do? What to do? Posted by: DAve at May 02, 2011 12:36 AM (tG4br) --------------------------------------------- Ummm........if they were claiming 9-11 was an inside job then they kinda believe bin Laden had nothing to do with it......so......why.....would they think bin Laden's death was a historic achievement for Obama and have the desire to gloat? I know you're a leftist bag of shit, DAve, but try to make some damn sense.

Posted by: Martin B. at May 02, 2011 04:13 AM (RxwI3)

778 Ahhhh. I got what you are saying, DAve. My bad. You are saying that Liberals would love to be bragging about Obama getting bin Laden, but they cannot because they are claiming 9-11 was an inside job. My apologies, DAve. I was thrown off because I don't think the "Truther" movement is dominated by the Left. I don't think it is dominated by the Right either. Again, sorry for being harsh without understanding your post, DAve.

Posted by: Martin B. at May 02, 2011 04:19 AM (RxwI3)

779
Yo' tahhhm is uhhp!

Posted by: Escaped Rush Limbaugh soundbite at May 02, 2011 04:19 AM (2X8VA)

780 Na na na na Hey Hey Hey fuck you!!!!!

Posted by: Big T Party at May 02, 2011 04:33 AM (FfyYt)

781 Air Force One headed overseas right now. First stop, Stockholm, where The One will throw down the Peace Prize and piss on it, while yelling U S A !!! U S A !!! Then on to London, where the prince and his hot new bride, both dressed in camo BDUs, will present him with the Churchill bust he mistakenly sent back.

Posted by: Post It Noter at May 02, 2011 04:51 AM (xhNbo)

782

Anyone notice the all out media flip to spelling it Usama instead of Osama? That's new and I suppose and effort to further distinguish him from his coreligionist, Obama.

Posted by: dagny at May 02, 2011 09:30 AM (XXFBW)

Remember, don't let the MFM win this battle of the narrative: only ever use the Osama spelling and take the MFM to task about this in comments sections and when talking to friends etc. about the OBL RIP SOL event.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2011 05:50 AM (Y1DZt)

783 HE,S DEAD JIM

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 02, 2011 07:12 AM (vA9ld)

784 Only Obama could screw up this major victory with his ungracious speech (acting as if only he put Osama's capture and death at the head of the CIA's to do list; and saying no other country could take him, so we had to bury him within 24 hours so that his burial would be in accordance with islamic law (you mean he lived his life in accordance with that law, hmmmm); and not having independent journalists from both sides of the aisle photograph the corpse to ensure that no conspiracy theories would bloom from his unmarked burial at sea (was that in accordance with what provision of the quran?); indeed the rush to burial is the most controversial of all of this, aside from Obama's alleged violation of US laws and executive orders in targeting an individual for termination-something Obama claims he is forbidden to do, in the case of offing Libya's terrorist in chief, Qadaffy Duck.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at May 02, 2011 09:22 AM (ktkHk)

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