November 28, 2011

Cain Issues Statement on Affair
— Ace

Yeah, I wasn't posting this, but now he's issued a statement which all but confesses an affair, so:

Mr. Cain has been informed today that your television station plans to broadcast a story this evening in which a female will make an accusation that she engaged in a 13-year long physical relationship with Mr. Cain. This is not an accusation of harassment in the workplace – this is not an accusation of an assault - which are subject matters of legitimate inquiry to a political candidate.

Rather, this appears to be an accusation of private, alleged consensual conduct between adults - a subject matter which is not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public. No individual, whether a private citizen, a candidate for public office or a public official, should be questioned about his or her private sexual life. The public's right to know and the media's right to report has boundaries and most certainly those boundaries end outside of one's bedroom door.

Mr. Cain has alerted his wife to this new accusation and discussed it with her. He has no obligation to discuss these types of accusations publicly with the media and he will not do so even if his principled position is viewed unfavorably by members of the media.

It is interesting, and possibly even laudable, the I-won't-lie position.

Of course, the woman herself is talking on the news and likely has proof (email, etc.) of the relationship, so lying is probably not really even an option.

So it's really not laudable. It's just standard, now that I think about it.

Thanks to JohnE for that statement.

Whoops! Sorry, double-posted Drew.

Dang.


Posted by: Ace at 01:49 PM | Comments (421)
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1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 01:49 PM (7WJOC)

2 Cain is not going to be the nominee, so,I don't give a damn.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 01:50 PM (7WJOC)

3 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 01:50 PM (8y9MW)

4 It's not a double-post, it's a re-focusing.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 01:51 PM (8y9MW)

5 Disappointing broad. She's named Ginger but looks more like Natalie from Facts of Life. False advertising.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2011 01:51 PM (Qjh0I)

6

You interpret this as a confession?

I'm not so sure. To me it reads as a non-denial for the purpose of not giving the satisfaction of a true denial.

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 01:51 PM (0k+KI)

7 Cain personally denied it on CNN.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, hoping for a Perry miracle at November 28, 2011 01:52 PM (fYOZx)

8 It's only a double post of half a post, so it's like an original post.

Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2011 01:53 PM (sOXQX)

9 the thing that I don't get is that, if you're fooling around on the side, how can you event **think** of running for President...  the odds of this type of thing coming out are probably greater than 90%...  and will most likely not only torpedo your chances of winning, but will also pretty much destroy your marriage...

And I'm sorry, but as a conservative (both fiscal & social), I hold the people I elect to office to a higher standard... I was a Cain fan, now he's dead to me...

Posted by: Joshua at November 28, 2011 01:53 PM (Fn1aX)

10 Cain personally denied it on CNN.

So he personally denied it after saying he wouldn't discuss it?  Or did he deny it on CNN before he issued a statement which said "He has no obligation to discuss these types of accusations publicly with the media and he will not do so even if his principled position is viewed unfavorably by members of the media."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 01:54 PM (8y9MW)

11 OT, but I heard that Barney Frank is retiring! He wants to spend more time with Freddie's Fannie.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 01:54 PM (niZvt)

12 Cain's done at this point anyway. Don't care, wasn't going to vote for him in the primary anyway (I'm a Perry guy) and Cain's one of the few candidates that I like LESS than Romney.

Ron Paul and Jon Hunstman are the other two guys I'm not voting for over Mitt Romney. Perry, Gingrich? Absolutely. But not the national sales tax creating 999 one trick pony.

Posted by: Naqamel at November 28, 2011 01:55 PM (UMwMT)

13 Next!

Posted by: The MFM at November 28, 2011 01:55 PM (FcR7P)

14 At least he didn't watch her drown in a river! At least he didn't tweet a picture of his penis to her! i need not continue...

Posted by: jaaayyyy at November 28, 2011 01:56 PM (2qDRX)

15 8 It's only a double post of half a post, so it's like an original post. Posted by: Methos at November 28, 2011 05:53 PM (sOXQX) That's sort of like saying Cain only half-heartedly pawed at the poon, but didn't go all in.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 01:56 PM (niZvt)

16 #2 Cain is not going to be the nominee, so,I don't give a damn.

Been trying to tell Ace that for a long time... he is still antsy that Cain needs to be our of the race ASAP.

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 01:56 PM (I9fXA)

17 Well, it'll be interesting to see how his support holds up to this.  Obviously, I hope some of those folks reconsider Perry. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 01:57 PM (5H6zj)

18
True or not, Team Cain's attempts to outwit the media are pathetic and amateurish.

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 01:57 PM (0k+KI)

19 At the rate Cain is going, never mind the Nomination. He'll be glad as shit if he don't get dee-vorced...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 01:57 PM (niZvt)

20 He really must have thought he would never be a serious contender, otherwise what the heck was he thinking by running?

Posted by: Tonawanda at November 28, 2011 01:57 PM (fgysf)

21 a 13-year long physical relationship *sigh* One can only dream...

Posted by: Kal Penn at November 28, 2011 01:58 PM (FcR7P)

22 >>>You interpret this as a confession? >>>I'm not so sure. To me it reads as a non-denial for the purpose of not giving the satisfaction of a true denial. Oh my dear sweet Lord. Hey, I've got Earth on line one for you. Are you here or should I tell them you just stepped out...?

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2011 01:58 PM (nj1bB)

23

WHERE IS THE THREAD WISHING CANCER ON BERNIE FINE OF SYRACUSE?

I guess we just wish cancer on ENABLERS of pedophiles, not ACTUAL pedophiles.

STILL WAITING

Posted by: wiseup at November 28, 2011 01:58 PM (j/wD+)

24 I feel badly for his wife and kids. I cannot believe he's subjected them to this nonsense at this point. Seriously? What an asshole.

He is not a good man.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2011 01:58 PM (pLTLS)

25 19 Well, it'll be interesting to see how his support holds up to this. Obviously, I hope some of those folks reconsider Perry. Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 05:57 PM (5H6zj) I'm waiting for Anita Perry to come forward with claims that Cain attempted to grope her in the back of a limo because she's a Christian.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 01:58 PM (niZvt)

26 This Cain fella sure does amuuuuse me....woooo-eeeee!!!

Posted by: Slick Willie at November 28, 2011 01:58 PM (smit2)

27 "I told you so". Just say it, Ace. I'll never doubt your sources again.

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 01:59 PM (e6MoS)

28 Dear Cain

You like boning chicks too?  We should hang out!

Posted by: JFK, Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy at November 28, 2011 01:59 PM (I9fXA)

29
She's named Ginger but looks more like Natalie from Facts of Life.

I concur, ol' chum.
And this is what's most disappointing. She's not even hot.

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 01:59 PM (0k+KI)

30 >>>Been trying to tell Ace that for a long time... he is still antsy that Cain needs to be our of the race ASAP. Oh I'm sorry is this not news? I thought this was news. Apologies. You seem to be doing just what the Cocoon Left does, defining "news" as "stuff you don't mind hearing." If you don't like hearing it about cain, it is "not news," and shouldn't be posted. Yes, Cain will not win. So what? Is this not news?

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2011 01:59 PM (nj1bB)

31 16 At least he didn't watch her drown in a river! At least he didn't tweet a picture of his penis to her! i need not continue... Posted by: jaaayyyy at November 28, 2011 05:56 PM (2qDRX) Damned straight he didn't tweet her with his penis. He nailed her with it like it were a railroad spike!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 01:59 PM (niZvt)

32 @28
Now, now, CoolCzech.  Don't be hasty!  Be nice to the moronette who (on an earlier thread) expressed a willingness to consider doing the nasty with a certain accountant if he were wrapped in bacon and swimming in a vat of Valu-Rite...  

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:00 PM (5H6zj)

33 As I had posted in the previous thread... Whatever you think of Cain, whatever he has or has not done, and whether or not it matters... I. HATE. THE. FUCKING. MEDIA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2011 02:00 PM (UlUS4)

34 On Special Report now.

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 02:00 PM (e6MoS)

35 Railroad pike? IF I were a dim, i could construe that as racist!

Posted by: jaaayyyy at November 28, 2011 02:00 PM (2qDRX)

36 Seriously Mr Cain was their not an uglier chick available?  I mean seriously wasn't there?

Posted by: Governator at November 28, 2011 02:00 PM (I9fXA)

37
what's this?

do we have a Joe-Pa fan among us who is butt-hurt?

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:00 PM (0k+KI)

38 She's named Ginger but looks more like Natalie from Facts of Life.

I concur, ol' chum.
And this is what's most disappointing. She's not even hot.

I like big butts and I don't deny.....

Posted by: Herm Cain at November 28, 2011 02:01 PM (smit2)

39 Did Cain send automatic weapons to Mexico? Just wondering.

Posted by: jaaayyyy at November 28, 2011 02:01 PM (2qDRX)

40 How many times is Mrs. Cain going to get phone calls from Herman out on the campaign trail saying, "Now baby, this one just ain't true either!", before she wises up? If she hasn't already.

Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 02:01 PM (AMNW2)

41 And the candidate is toast!

Posted by: Theo from Die Hard at November 28, 2011 02:01 PM (4136b)

42 2 Cain is not going to be the nominee, so,I don't give a damn.

Here is the response I agreed to...  I don't see how that justifies your response at all.

Posted by: Shiggz at November 28, 2011 02:01 PM (I9fXA)

43 But ace, you are obsessed and crazy and a Perry-chill, so all of that must be made up. Ha!

Posted by: Cainiac No. 35 at November 28, 2011 02:01 PM (97AKa)

44 It's nice that he alerted his wife to this new accusation and discussed it with her. Hopefully she will alert him to the boot sticking out of his ass. Also, there will likely be an alert to this new development of her taking half of his shit. Lot of alerts going down.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 28, 2011 02:02 PM (+lsX1)

45 Either Cain's not-denied the story twice, or Ace double-posted.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 28, 2011 02:02 PM (QKKT0)

46 35 @28 Now, now, CoolCzech. Don't be hasty! Be nice to the moronette who (on an earlier thread) expressed a willingness to consider doing the nasty with a certain accountant if he were wrapped in bacon and swimming in a vat of Valu-Rite... Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 06:00 PM (5H6zj) How did I miss THAT??? BTW, it wouldn't be nasty, but sweet as maple-flavored bacon fried to a perfect crisp :8

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 02:02 PM (niZvt)

47 43 There goes my VP nominee.  

Posted by: Newt at November 28, 2011 06:01 PM (hXJOG)

Whoa, dont even dare to think about that!

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at November 28, 2011 02:03 PM (97AKa)

48 So Cain's a horn dog. That's his business, but the fact that he is so stupid to think none of this was gonna leak, well we don't need anymore morons in DC. But that's just mu opinion.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:03 PM (eCnLg)

49 >>How did I miss THAT???

Apparently you have a life and do not spend every waking moment here!  ;-) 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:04 PM (5H6zj)

50
Yep, wasn't all impressed with the previous accusations, but when someone says a 13 year affair, they're gonna have proof.  Emails, phone calls, gifts, pictures, a blue dress....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2011 02:04 PM (JYheX)

51 Guy Benson Ugh RT : FNC says there's letters and cell-phone records.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2011 02:04 PM (pLTLS)

52 Deck the halls with cuckolds jolly Fa la la la la, la la, la la

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 02:04 PM (AZGON)

53 Stick a fork in Cain, he's done.  Just tried to get the live stream from Fox Atlanta, but all I'm seeing is a weather doppler deal.


Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2011 02:04 PM (eIczx)

54 On the upside, people haven't talked about Cain this much in weeks. So there's that.

Posted by: DrewM. at November 28, 2011 02:04 PM (dw7rB)

55 For the rest of the campaign Cain will be traveling on the Girls Gone Wild bus.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 28, 2011 02:05 PM (QKKT0)

56 Well Newt just went up another 10 points in the polls.

Question, Cain obviously knew this was out there:

1. Why did he not have it tied down?
2. If he didn't have it tied down, why did he run knowing it might come out?

Incredible.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 28, 2011 02:05 PM (uVlA4)

57 Didn't say it wasn't news,said it is news I don't care about.Difference there.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 02:05 PM (7WJOC)

58 For the rest of the campaign Cain will be traveling on the Girls Gone Wild bus.

So he'll be actively campaigning for the Moron vote?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 02:06 PM (8y9MW)

59 This is as important as 0bama's ghey is unimportant.

Posted by: Teh MBM at November 28, 2011 02:06 PM (P1nni)

60 Godfather's Pizza is opening a location on Poor Man's Bikini Beach.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 02:06 PM (AZGON)

61 Ultimately we are just going to have to understand that his junk just can't be contained in a monogamous relationship.  God blessed him and he is nothing more than a vassal for God's desire for women to feel pleasure.

Posted by: Rob Roy at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (suUGi)

62 Newt's private life is going to produce plenty of "news" too I believe.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (7WJOC)

63 Oh I get it now. Looks like Clinton, Schwarzenegger and Cain were in some kind of super-elite hog calling contest. It's kind of like the premise behind Eyes Wide Shut, only totally the opposite.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (+lsX1)

64 Rather, this appears to be an accusation of private, alleged consensual conduct between adults - a subject matter which is not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public.

Actually, it is a proper matter to discuss.  I see this as "if you can't keep your promise to your own wife to 'be faithful to her alone', than I how can I ever trust you on anything, especially your '9-9-9' plan"?

How can he drag his family through crap like this?


 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (UR5vq)

65
Just make this guy a judge for a wet t-shirt contest and be done with it.

I'm all hermed out.

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (0k+KI)

66 Not sure who deserves the more severe beating at this point:  Hoiman Gain or his remaining supporters.

Then there are still 4 or 5 others sucking what little oxygen there is out of the runup to the GOP primaries.

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (ToZXn)

67

You know, I'm thankful to the MSM for dragging this stuff out before the primaries.  They're too full of hate to be proper Machiavels.

 

Meanwhile, Mitt  Machiaviellomney has just arranged for Arpaio to endorse Perry before Newt gets too far out in front . . .

 

Ugh, I hate this race.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream, Cultist for Jesus at November 28, 2011 02:07 PM (epBek)

68 I'll say this: yes, it's time for Cain to get out.  At this point, he not only has no chance, he can ONLY operate as a spoiler against someone who does have a chance.

Mr. Cain, I'm sorry if this isn't true, or if it is "taken out of context," or whatever.  My main concern is getting SCOAMF out of office, and electing someone who is actually conservative to replace him.  You remaining in the race damages the chances of both.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 02:08 PM (8y9MW)

69 Politico is reporting that he denied it: 

When Cain and his campaign were confronted with sexual harassment allegations during his tenure at the National Restaurant Association, they declined to respond directly for 10 days. Cain responded preemptively to this latest accusation during an interview with CNNÂ’s Wolf Blitzer less than two hours before the Atlanta station was set to air its report.

“This individual’s going to accuse me of an affair for an extended period of time. I don’t want to specify because I don’t know what’s in the story. Secondly, it is someone that I know who is an acquaintance that I thought was a friend,” Cain told Blitzer.

“It was obviously someone who was supposed to be a friend but obviously they didn’t see it as a friendship,” he added.

Cain said he had not had an affair, or had sex with the woman.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:08 PM (5H6zj)

70 Calm down people. When Im President, nothing like this will happen. I will have a qualified team of Experts™, that will tell me which chicks I can bang without risk.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:08 PM (97AKa)

71 19 Well, it'll be interesting to see how his support holds up to this.  Obviously, I hope some of those folks reconsider Perry.

Me too!  El Rické is the obvious choice for disaffected fans of the serial rapist uh, Mister Cain who are looking for a candidate of pure dignity and class and we look forward to having them!

Posted by: Perry Supporter Digging Eagerly Through 15-Year-Old Hotel Records at November 28, 2011 02:08 PM (YFnYe)

72 Herman, Herman, Herman, you're not a Dem, remember? So if you so much as tear a tag off a mattress, the media will make you out to be worse than Jeffrey Dahmer crossed with the Rosenbergs, and compare you unfavorably with Judas Iscariot.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 28, 2011 02:08 PM (kTXf4)

73 http://is.gd/8VzAyK

The above link is to an American Thinker article on the FOIA information on the Fed.  It is O/T, but interesting and scary, and should be read.

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at November 28, 2011 02:08 PM (6IV8T)

74 Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag.

Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2011 02:09 PM (QKKT0)

75 A 13 year affair? Dude, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 28, 2011 02:09 PM (i3PJU)

76 I'd like to add that I do not currently (wink, wink) have a mistress...

Posted by: The Hermanator at November 28, 2011 02:10 PM (FcR7P)

77 Thing I don't get: His wife seems to be this little skinny thing, and most of his "girlfriends" seem to be a tad chunky?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:10 PM (eCnLg)

78 Oh look, there's War

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2011 02:10 PM (pLTLS)

79

Herman Cain's anagram:   RNA MACHINE
He's obviously programmed to spread his seed far and wide. 

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 28, 2011 02:10 PM (Qjh0I)

80
We're coming to a point very close to where Herb Cain's endorsement (and ensuing campaigning for) of the nominee will be detrimental.

This is not good.

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:10 PM (0k+KI)

81 Y-Not, yes, I just saw that interview bite, he did deny it flatly, I guess yesterday.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2011 02:10 PM (nj1bB)

82 86 Thing I don't get: His wife seems to be this little skinny thing, and most of his "girlfriends" seem to be a tad chunky?

Isn't that the case for Arnold's mistress too? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:11 PM (UR5vq)

83 Prediction: Cain will exit the race before the weekend.

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 02:11 PM (e6MoS)

84 ...but then he spoke to his lawyer, who reminded him that he has a very high integrity and always tells the truth.

Posted by: ace at November 28, 2011 02:11 PM (nj1bB)

85

The Cain has gone Hindenburg.

What other high flyin' "conservative" zeppelins of hot gas are still flying around now?

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 02:11 PM (fv2m3)

86 We're coming to a point very close to where Herb Cain's endorsement (and ensuing campaigning for) of the nominee will be detrimental.

This is not good.
----

Well, unless he's in the bag for Mitt. 

Posted by: Y-not looks on the bright side at November 28, 2011 02:12 PM (5H6zj)

87 Herman got run over by the poon deer coming home from Ginger's Christmas Eve

Posted by: Pooter Hound at November 28, 2011 02:12 PM (le5qc)

88 Isn't that the case for Arnold's mistress too? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 06:11 PM (UR5vq) Yeah. I'll say this, at least JFK seemed to have standards

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:12 PM (eCnLg)

89 What other high flyin' "conservative" zeppelins of hot gas are still flying around now?

This is my big moment.

Posted by: As If You Didn't Know By Now at November 28, 2011 02:13 PM (YFnYe)

90 Prediction: Cain will exit the race before the weekend.

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 06:11 PM (e6MoS)

and endorse Mitt Romney over "that charlatain Perry or that devilish Newt".

On the upside, looks like Mitt Romney is now down 1 fingerpuppet.

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 02:13 PM (fv2m3)

91 Cain should quit the race and primary Obama for the dem nomination.

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 02:13 PM (e6MoS)

92  Prediction: Cain will exit the race before the weekend.
Posted by: SethPower

RACIST!

Posted by: Dang at November 28, 2011 02:13 PM (BbX1b)

93 Cain's only hope is to come out and admit he's gay.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2011 02:13 PM (Sh42X)

94 So he denied it, but then releases a statement which says, "He has no obligation to discuss these types of accusations publicly with the media and he will not do so even if his principled position is viewed unfavorably by members of the media."

So... huh?  He denies it but then says he won't discuss it?  (Hint, Herm: denial is "discussing" the issue).  Or does he just mean he won't discuss it any more?  Also, short of "Let me stick my pizza topping in your conveyor oven," how do emails or cell-phone records "prove" anything other than correspondence?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (8y9MW)

95 Dang, I've been gone for 4 days and forgot how scathingly funny you morons are.

Eat your heart out, Breitbart, I know you're lurking on this one.

Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (eIczx)

96 and most certainly those boundaries end outside of one's bedroom door. Uhh, I'm no Harvard lawyer, but isn't that a confession in itself?

Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (FcR7P)

97 My whole premise for weeks and weeks now,  that I have repeated over and over and over. 

Even during his rise, it was clear Cains massive flaws meant he had essentially zero chance of making through the gauntlet to the nomination.  

We also agree that he potentially is a liablity to the movement sorta like the witch lady.  What we disagreed about and you have never once responded to was how best to handle his exit.

-You have always wanted him out ASAP.  Didn't care if it paralleled the medias strategy.

-I perceived right away that since conservatives are going to be unhappy about Romney (plenty justified) that it would be much smarter to handle Cain thus:

1. Not have Republicans joining with the leftist media to bring down Cain.
2. Leave Conservatives to leave Cain in their own way and time.

I have always thought your approach to Cain would be more befitting if his poll numbers were leading 2 weeks before the primaries.  I think have been quite well proven that we did have time to let Conservatives go through their process of abandoning Cain in their own time and way.

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (I9fXA)

98 101 Cain should quit the race and primary Obama for the dem nomination.

Are you trying to split the Huntman vote for the dem nomination? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (UR5vq)

99
As a guy, let me say my down deep biological instinct says "way to score, dude"

As a voter, let me say "get out".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (JYheX)

100 103 If he was a Democrat he could just check into rehab for a sex addiction.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (7WJOC)

101 Cain's only hope is to come out and admit he's gay. Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2011 06:13 PM (Sh42X) That only works now a days if your in the Army. Just ask McGreavy here in NJ how that worked out for him?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:14 PM (eCnLg)

102 Can I say it?  Newt just wrapped up the nomination.

Yes, Newt had an affair too, but that isn't the problem here.  Cain has shown himself to be completely incompetent when it comes to managing these eruptions.

Why we ever believed being a CEO for a company that sells pizza prepared one to be POTUS I will never know.  I mean, it's pizzas.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 28, 2011 02:15 PM (uVlA4)

103 Wow, just got home and saw this news. Has Cain blamed Perry yet?

Posted by: Countrysquire at November 28, 2011 02:15 PM (+RWhm)

104 Clearly not a Cain fan (obviously) but I'd like to remind the media that Politico alone published 90 stories about this in five days. 90.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2011 02:15 PM (pLTLS)

105 112 Can I say it?  Newt just wrapped up the nomination.

Bzzzzt.

Posted by: Illegal Aliens at November 28, 2011 02:15 PM (YFnYe)

106 Newt gets most if not all of Cain's voters.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 28, 2011 02:16 PM (uVlA4)

107 If there isn't a young boy or a dead woman, I just don't care.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at November 28, 2011 02:16 PM (e8kgV)

108
Can I say it?  Newt just wrapped up the nomination.

You can say it, bro.

Posted by: planned soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:16 PM (0k+KI)

109 Well, now you know why our smallest pizza box is 9"...

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:16 PM (FcR7P)

110 toast

Posted by: Chuckit at November 28, 2011 02:16 PM (uGvdH)

111 116 Newt gets most if not all of Cain's voters.

Bzzzt  Bzzzt.

Posted by: People With Memories Longer Than Three Months at November 28, 2011 02:17 PM (YFnYe)

112 As I said in the undouble post; show me the proof.  Seems like she'd have it right there with her if she really wanted to 'splode some heads.  Right now, it's just talk.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2011 02:17 PM (XSlLt)

113 In Herman's defense, he's never driven an Oldsmobile Delmont 88 off a bridge, and that's good enough for me. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 28, 2011 06:16 PM (Lt/Za) Hey each to his own, but talk about setting the bar low!

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:17 PM (eCnLg)

114 On the bright side, we now know why Hermie has such an incredible lack of understanding of foreign affairs, - who has time, with all of this domestic poontang needing a man's attention?

Posted by: Fritz at November 28, 2011 02:17 PM (FabC8)

115 Breaking News: Larry Flynt is offering serious money for the identity of any woman Cain has not noodled.

Posted by: USA at November 28, 2011 02:18 PM (6Cjut)

116 Newt just wrapped up the nomination.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at November 28, 2011 06:15 PM (uVlA4)

 

No no no. Still time for conservatives to drive the Newt Blimp into a mountain covered in power lines, at the moment the next great conservative hope arises.

 

Newt does have odds working in his favor though- the only "NOT-MITT"s left are Roemer, Johnson, Paul, and Huntsman. He has a 1 in 5 chance of remaining the anti-Romney.

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 02:18 PM (fv2m3)

117 In Herman's defense, he's never driven an Oldsmobile Delmont 88 off a bridge, and that's good enough for me.

I'm not really sure we agree with this.

Posted by: Herman Cain's family at November 28, 2011 02:18 PM (pLTLS)

118 All these years.

I never clicked on the "web-divas.com" logo on the sidebar.

It goes to Japanese Pron!

Srsly, NSFW.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 28, 2011 02:18 PM (Qxdfp)

119
Newt just asked Herman Cain to join him for a night of old fashioned carousing and whoring.

Just like they used to do it in the days of Lincoln and Douglas.

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:19 PM (0k+KI)

120 Waiting to hear from Team Newt on a job offer.

Posted by: Mark Block at November 28, 2011 02:19 PM (tBMfq)

121 Hey far from me to judge, but Cain's wife may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:19 PM (eCnLg)

122  Wow, just got home and saw this news. Has Cain blamed Perry yet? Posted by: Countrysquire

That's why I'm done with Cain.  Too much knee-jerk stupid from Cain.

Posted by: Dang at November 28, 2011 02:19 PM (BbX1b)

123 This is why I don't study policy books, I'm tired, damn tired.

Posted by: Herman Cain, Sex Machine at November 28, 2011 02:19 PM (Sh42X)

124 Oh please don't let this make Santorum or Huntsman the frontrunner for a week. I really really want this field narrowed to Romney, Newt and Perry so we can decide on the NE liberal, big state government Texan or conservative when its popular master debater sooner rather than later. Ugh, what a depressing line-up we have.

Posted by: palerider at November 28, 2011 02:20 PM (dkExz)

125 Yup, let's broom ol' Herm and concentrate on good, conservative, honorable men who have kept it in their pants. No more disgraces running in this party....

Like The Newt?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 28, 2011 02:20 PM (HkOAc)

126 Herman's account at Tiffany's has been closed. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 28, 2011 06:19 PM (Lt/Za) Is that some fancy sperm bank?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:20 PM (eCnLg)

127 I told all y'all motherfuckers that "Cain don't pay for strange."

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:20 PM (jAqTK)

128 As I said in the undouble post; show me the proof.

I don't care if it's true or not (as far as the race is concerned- obviously for his marriage and the damage it does to his reputation I care).  What I care about is (again) his obvious mishandling of the issue.

So, apparently, a day or so ago (timeline, anyone?) he denies it (before the accusation has even been aired).  Now, he releases an infamous "non-denial denial," which, among other things, says he won't "discuss" it.  Why not just stick with the denial?  "No, it didn't happen."

I'll say it again: the accusation sounds week (why not bring it up a couple of weeks ago?), but the "denial" reeks of guilt as well.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 02:21 PM (8y9MW)

129 Now we definitely need to nominate Newt, and just cross our fingers that if Wife #3 isn't the first one he didn't cheat on, that won't come out the week before the election.

Posted by: Jon at November 28, 2011 02:21 PM (gkCyJ)

130 I'm sure Ace and Drew knew all about this weeks ago from their anonymous sources in the blogosphere (Politco).  {But I won't tell.}

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2011 02:21 PM (XSlLt)

131
Second look at Ron Zook?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:21 PM (0k+KI)

132 If it was oral it doesn't count as...real sex.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at November 28, 2011 02:22 PM (tBMfq)

133

I dont think anyone will drop out before Iowa at this point. And considering how caucuses work, Im not so sure that this is a bad idea. If Cainias lose the first round of the caucus as a group, maybe their votes can be delivered easier to the candidate that Cain would endorse if this was a normal primary. But I have never been to a caucus, can somebody enlighten me?

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at November 28, 2011 02:22 PM (97AKa)

134

Maybe we can start whittling down the field to just 4 or 5 guys.  Based on #s, with Cain gone we get: Gingrich, Romney, Paul, Perry, and ___bottom tier candidate who gets an unexpected post-Cain boost___.

Posted by: wooga at November 28, 2011 02:22 PM (vjyZP)

135
Gary Bauer?

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:22 PM (0k+KI)

136 Where the white women at? I was specifically told there would be white women. Somebody better bring me a goddamn white woman. And if she's within 20 years of my age, somebody's gettin' slapped. I didn't come out here for some broken down, dusty cooch, old white woman. I got an old woman at home. If I wanted dusty cooch I could've stayed at home. I'm Herman Cain bitch! And I want some moderately fresh late 30s to early 40s white coochie-coo. Fuck it, I'm already here. For tonight, and tonight only, I'll allow a late 40s white woman to blow me. The Cain's cane is ready. Let's get this pizza started!

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:22 PM (QcFbt)

137 Herman Cain has snookered more poon than Clinton, and that's a lot of poontang. Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 28, 2011 06:21 PM (Lt/Za) But Clinton might have him on a "pound for pound" basis

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:22 PM (eCnLg)

138 O/T, but RedState is reporting that Andre Bauer (the pig who ran a dirty campaign against Nikki Haley) is endorsing Newt. 

On topic, I don't see why Cain's support, much of which came from Perry, automatically goes to Newt. 

Posted by: Y-not looks on the bright side at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (5H6zj)

139
Like The Newt?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 28, 2011 06:20 PM (HkOAc)

Unless there are photos of Newt boinking (unwilling) farm animals, there's nothing new there.  It's a plus that his personal crapweaselry is already in the public domain.

Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (eIczx)

140 Just loading up the ammunition to attack Cain during his re-run in 2016 and/or 2020 campaign.

Posted by: Tjexcite at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (9D5EX)

141 He's brilliant ---

She showed us some of her cell phone bills that included 61 phone calls or text messages to or from a number starting with 678. She says it is Herman Cain's private cell phone. The calls were made during four different months-- calls or texts made as early as 4:26 in the early morning, and as late as 7:52 at night. The latest were in September of this year.

“We've never worked together,” said White. “And I can't imagine someone phoning or texting me for the last two and a half years, just because.”

We texted the number and Herman Cain called us back. He told us he "knew Ginger White" but said these are "more false allegations." He said she had his number because he was "trying to help her financially.”

link


Posted by: Herman Cain's family at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (pLTLS)

142

13 years is  a helluva long "affair".  A lot of marriages don't last that long.  I have a hard time believing that his wife didn't get wind of this during this period.  So what is this Ginger's angle?  She carries on a affair with a married man but duty now comples her to squeal on him out of love of country?

Either way he's done.  Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: Cheri at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (G+Wff)

143 Off sad sock

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (pLTLS)

144 Cain's only hope is to come out and admit he's gay. I'm hoping Willard will do this and fracture the Hollywood and gay activist vote. Plus, hair styling!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 02:23 PM (AZGON)

145
Hello, my name is Frau Bleucher.

Posted by: F B at November 28, 2011 02:24 PM (JYheX)

146 My whole premise for weeks and weeks now,  that I have repeated over and over and over. 

Posted by: Shiggz

Well, I for one will sleep more soundly knowing that you've maintained a consistent position in the comments of someone else's blog.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2011 02:24 PM (mIucK)

147 Herman Cain once personally attempted to use me to help him solicit the cute young redhead playing the giant organ at Paint Creek First Baptist.  He told me he felt the need to see the burning bush.

Posted by: Anita Perry at November 28, 2011 02:24 PM (YFnYe)

148 He said she had his number because he was "trying to help her financially.” Herman, I love ya, but we all know those where not the kind of deposits you were making!

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:24 PM (eCnLg)

149 Herman Cain has snookered more poon than Clinton, and that's a lot of poontang.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 28, 2011 06:21 PM (Lt/Za)

 

Bill or Hillary?

Posted by: ErikW at November 28, 2011 02:25 PM (7/c9/)

150  "Pizza delivery!  Oh, I see you made your own coupon!  Are you sure that's how you spell, "poon-tang"?"

Posted by: Pizza Delivery - Starring Danny Glover as Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:25 PM (BbX1b)

151 On topic, I don't see why Cain's support, much of which came from Perry, automatically goes to Newt.

Could have something to do with me being a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable, uh, um.... dang.  Sorry.

Posted by: El Rickster at November 28, 2011 02:25 PM (YFnYe)

152 Wow, just got home and saw this news. Has Cain blamed Perry yet?

Yeah, Gain is saying the Perrys had a rock with the phrase "Hoiman Gain's a horndog" painted on it and they did nothing about it for years...

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 02:26 PM (ToZXn)

153
We texted the number and Herman Cain called us back.

Remember the scene in NO WAY OUT?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 28, 2011 02:26 PM (0k+KI)

154

13 years is  a helluva long "affair".  A lot of marriages don't last that long.  I have a hard time believing that his wife didn't get wind of this during this period. 

She probably "knew".  She might not have had any direct proof, but she probably knew.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:26 PM (UR5vq)

155

@5: "Disappointing broad. She's named Ginger but looks more like Natalie from Facts of Life. False advertising."

Underestimate the attractiveness of easy, pudgy brunettes at your own risk, pal.

Posted by: Bill Clittin' at November 28, 2011 02:27 PM (jAqTK)

156 But Clinton might have him on a "pound for pound" basis.

Touché.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 28, 2011 02:27 PM (YiE0S)

157 Remember the scene in NO WAY OUT?

Nuh huh. I only remember the limo scene *wink*

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 28, 2011 02:27 PM (pLTLS)

158 Typical "family values" Rethuglican.

Posted by: Reynold at November 28, 2011 02:27 PM (GU5AJ)

159 It's not that he had an affair. It's that he fostered a reputation as the faithful family man sort.  The image doesn't meet the man which, when broken down, implies a lack of political acumen and forethought. Even a lack of introspection.

I don't have a moral objection to Cain. I simply prefer a candidate who creates an image grounded in reality. It's a sign of intelligence.

As a former pussyhound I'm okay with pussyhounds. But pussyhounds must develop an image that prepares people for that reality.  I mean you can't keep a 13 year affair secret.

Posted by: runninrebel at November 28, 2011 02:27 PM (i3PJU)

160 He said she had his number because he was "trying to help her financially.” High, hard finance.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:28 PM (FcR7P)

161 Well, if Bill Clinton can counsel young damsels like Monica Lewinsky I feel compelled to counsel Dennis Kucinich's young redhead friend.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 02:28 PM (AZGON)

162 If he handles this half as well as he did the harassment allegations, well, get used to saying President Cain. 'Cause that response was fucking golden. Campaigns will be using it as a blueprint for response for 100 years. I mean, 4 different responses in one afternoon? Brilliant!!! Nobody could have seen such deft moves.

Oh, wait. He is handling this about half as well as he did the previous allegations. So that's why he is ignoring all the early states--he's got them all wrapped up!!!

Posted by: Herman Cain--Endorsing Romney on 3-31-12 at November 28, 2011 02:28 PM (ycMO4)

163 -In short you are thinking about how Cain makes conservatives look, I am worried about a General election in a year with the biggest problem a disillusioned conservative base and trying to be careful now not to make it worse.

-Currently I would give Newt a 30% to Mitt 70% chance of winning..  that's the highest not Romney I would have guessed since pre-Perrys first debate.  Again to me that's a good sign.

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 02:28 PM (I9fXA)

164 Little know fact: Thirteen years ago, Rick Perry wrote her a glowing recommendation that sealed the job on Cain's staff.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2011 02:28 PM (kUxiO)

165 I guess I'll need to take the Cain sticker off my car if this is true.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at November 28, 2011 02:28 PM (dCjum)

166

@9: "the thing that I don't get is that, if you're fooling around on the side, how can you event **think** of running for President...  the odds of this type of thing coming out are probably greater than 90%...  and will most likely not only torpedo your chances of winning, but will also pretty much destroy your marriage..."

Or maybe not....

Posted by: Bill Clittin' , Zombie John F. Kennedy, and Zombie Robert F. Kennedy at November 28, 2011 02:29 PM (jAqTK)

167 FUCK!!!! Who's gonna cockblock Gingrich from the voters now?

Posted by: Mittens RomRom at November 28, 2011 02:29 PM (+RWhm)

168

Pataki

Giuliani

Palin

Daniels

Christie

Pawlenty

Bachmann

Perry

Cain

Gingrich/Rubio!!!

(are we still on Rubio as VP?)

 

This is getting sad.

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 02:29 PM (fv2m3)

169 It's a plus that his personal crapweaselry is already in the public domain.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2011 06:23 PM

Ooooh, that's comforting!

Maybe in the New Age, where a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure can be elected without anyone knowing a damn thing about his past -- except what Bill Ayres told us -- this qualifies as a pass for The Newt, but I think he has a hell of a lot of crapweaselry that disqualifies him, too.

Does being a Great American and True Conservative (sometimes) mean he doesn't have to be honest and moral? That doesn't work for me.

No Cain, no Mutt Romney, no Newt.

Misstatements, Tardasil and misinterpreted actions in Texas notwithstanding, Perry sure as hell looks like the only way to go.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 28, 2011 02:30 PM (HkOAc)

170 Typical "family values" Rethuglican.

Because the sin is not having no standards, it's espousing standards you know you can't meet?

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 28, 2011 02:31 PM (MMC8r)

171

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 06:29 PM (fv2m3)

The Mayans may have been right about that whole 2012 thing for a whole bevy of reasons.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:31 PM (UR5vq)

172

I am guessing this started with poor lighting.

Then a woman answered the door for a pizza delivery, and demanded from Cain "where's the sausage"

Cue brown chicken brown cow, and 13 years later...Presidential timber?

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 02:31 PM (fv2m3)

173 Posted by: runninrebel at November 28, 2011 06:27 PM (i3PJU)

Bingo! 

Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2011 02:31 PM (eIczx)

174 Herman Cain just hit on me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 28, 2011 02:32 PM (Sh42X)

175 The upshot of all this is that Gain is a lying bag of what pepperoni pizza turns into a couple days after you ingest it.  People who are still rooting for him, what are you thinking?

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 02:32 PM (ToZXn)

176 Does being a Great American

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 28, 2011 06:30 PM (HkOAc)

Let me tell you what I think of Herman Cai..hey, are you psychic?

Posted by: Sean Hannity at November 28, 2011 02:33 PM (fv2m3)

177 People who are still rooting for him, what are you thinking?

Answering for them:  They're not, but their support for him was never about logic in the first place.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 02:33 PM (8y9MW)

178 I'll bet my last money that not a single sexual charge is aimed at Perry.
Not one.
Perry is a strong Christian in a time when Christians and Christian values are under attack at home and abroad.

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at November 28, 2011 02:33 PM (2Gb0y)

179 You know what?  I'm crossing a line here, but Cain has gone beyond simple blunders, gaffes and incompetent campaigning.  It happens far too often to be explained by inexperience or occasional mistakes.

Let's face it- there's a word for someone who has an established pattern of saying and doing dumb things repeatedly.  It's called "stupid".

I didn't want to believe it, but he's convinced me- the guy is just plain fucking stupid.  No, his educational background decades ago doesn't change that. 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2011 02:33 PM (SY2Kh)

180 Meanwhile, Mr. Electable has some 'splainin' to do (from Business Week):

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, who charged Republican presidential primary rival Newt Gingrich with proposing “amnesty” for certain illegal immigrants, took a nearly identical position in a 2006 Bloomberg interview, saying some foreigners who entered the U.S. illegally should be allowed to remain and gain legal status.

Romney, who at the time hadn’t yet declared his first presidential candidacy for 2008, told reporters and editors in Bloomberg News’s Washington bureau that the 11 million immigrants who entered the U.S. illegally “are not going to be rounded up and box-carred out.” Law-abiding people who pay taxes, learn English and don’t rely on government benefits should be allowed to “get in line” to apply for citizenship, he said.

“We need to begin a process of registering those people, some being returned, and some beginning the process of applying for citizenship and establishing legal status,” Romney said during the March 29, 2006, session.


Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:33 PM (5H6zj)

181 Gingrich/Rubio!!! (are we still on Rubio as VP?) This is getting sad. Mike Murphy predicts Mittens/Rubio. Of course, once the stories about Willard's sacred underwear and innuendoes that Rubio's ancestors were Batista cronies are manufactured, who knows?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (AZGON)

182 MAYBE Cain went with the "helping her out financially" line because he's been paying her a stipend, and figures there may be some record of it.

If so, can he not be open to prosecution for paying for prostitution?

Oh, and to all the faith-based types who loved the pastor gospel singer Cain? Suck it.

Posted by: Random at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (YiE0S)

183 189 Why the HELL would a person run forPresident with this baggage? Especially if they have R behind their name. I am not the brightest bulb but even I know I cant run for any office with all the skeletons in my closet. Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at November 28, 2011 06:29 PM (qjUnn) I don't think Cain figured he'd get this far. Then, well, in too deep. Full speed ahead...

Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (+RWhm)

184

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 06:29 PM (fv2m3)

The Mayans may have been right about that whole 2012 thing for a whole bevy of reasons.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 06:31 PM (UR5vq)

So, how deep do I have to sink the bunker in order to survive a catastrophic asteroid strike?

And will there be ventilation issues?

Posted by: ErikW at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (7/c9/)

185
I'll bet my last money leftnut that...

Posted by: soothsayer at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (0k+KI)

186 Soon.

Posted by: Huntsman at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (QKKT0)

187 199 I'll bet my last money that not a single sexual charge is aimed at Perry.

I guess you missed the 'gay' rumors.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 28, 2011 02:34 PM (MMC8r)

188

Gingrich/Rubio!!!

(are we still on Rubio as VP?)

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 06:29 PM (fv2m3)

Nope, Rubio should be Senator for a while and Newt needs an accomplished Gov as Veep, since he lacks executive experience.

Posted by: Elize Nayden, Newtist at November 28, 2011 02:35 PM (97AKa)

189 Mr. Scribbler, I wholeheartedly agree as far as Perry.  He's still my #1 choice for preznit.  I'd be okay with Perry/Gingrich.  I don't love Newt as prez, it really doesn't work for me, although I wouldn't have to hold my nose as vigorously as I would with Mittens.

Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2011 02:35 PM (eIczx)

190 9 9 9!!!

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:35 PM (tBMfq)

191

I am guessing this started with poor lighting.

Then a woman answered the door for a pizza delivery, and demanded from Cain "where's the sausage"


Go on.

Posted by: Penthouse Forum at November 28, 2011 02:35 PM (QKKT0)

192 This is getting sad.

The end of Old Yeller was "sad".

What we're seeing now is closer to the Hindenburg disaster.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2011 02:36 PM (SY2Kh)

193 Is it too late to draft Medvedev?

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 02:36 PM (ToZXn)

194 If this woman has given proof that she had this affair, FNC would have this as their main story.  They don't.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2011 02:37 PM (XSlLt)

195 "45 How many times is Mrs. Cain going to get phone calls from Herman out on the campaign trail saying, "Now baby, this one just ain't true either!", before she wises up? If she hasn't already.

Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 06:01 PM (AMNW2)"

When she calls Hillary for advice, you know his goose is cooked. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 28, 2011 02:37 PM (2RIoM)

196 Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 06:33 PM

Shocka!

Of course BW could have picked Mutt's statement from another day and gotten a third opinion from him.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 28, 2011 02:37 PM (HkOAc)

197 You Republicans should nominate Hillary.

Posted by: Pat Fuckin' Caddell at November 28, 2011 02:37 PM (AZGON)

198 My biggest problem with Cain isn't that he thinks with his dong its that he doesn't think with his head.

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 02:37 PM (I9fXA)

199

What we're seeing now is closer to the Hindenburg disaster.

Oh, the HERMAN-ITY!

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 28, 2011 02:38 PM (MMC8r)

200 @208

Dude we tried but ummm...nuthin'

Posted by: Pissed off Texas Democrats at November 28, 2011 02:38 PM (tBMfq)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:38 PM (UR5vq)

202 Cain's mistress kept asking for "The Works" and Herman kept pretending to forget the anchovies. If ya know what I mean. After 13 years, an unsatisfied "customer" WILL publicize your bad "business" practices.

Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 02:38 PM (AMNW2)

203 NYT says Cain had an affair with a 13-year old, that's basically the facts of the story right?

Posted by: Yojimbo at November 28, 2011 02:38 PM (akKXh)

204

Gay rumors!?... No freakin way that man is gay.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp

Has your gaydar been calibrated recently?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 02:38 PM (D8lbf)

205 @158: "He said she had his number because he was "trying to help her financially.” So he's saying she's a Ho?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 02:39 PM (niZvt)

206 The end of Old Yeller was "sad". What we're seeing now is closer to the Hindenburg disaster. George C. Scott as Herman Cain perished in the conflagration, but Anne Bancroft got away. So was she playing Michelle Bachmann or Jon Huntsman?

Posted by: Pat Fuckin' Caddell at November 28, 2011 02:39 PM (AZGON)

207 These are the horses we have, folks.  We need to come to terms with each of the candidate's flaws, pick the one we want, and then start rehabilitate him (or her) as fast as possible for the general.

Then gird our loins.


I find it really hard to fathom how social con types who moved to Cain from Perry would shift to Newt or Mitt.  I don't know how many folks like that there are, but I would think hope with Perry's improved communications strategy (better debate performances, detailed policy plan rollouts, and tv and radio ads) they might give him a second look.  His record is still the most solid out there. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:39 PM (5H6zj)

208 " that sealed the job on Cain's staff.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2011 06:28 PM (kUxiO)"


Heh!  Did you know what you did there? 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 28, 2011 02:39 PM (2RIoM)

209 Sorry, double-posted Drew.

Your minion had it covered.

Posted by: toby928© at November 28, 2011 02:39 PM (GTbGH)

210 He said she had his number because he was "trying to help her financially.”

Is that how you pay for sex without being charged with prostitution?

Posted by: Jimmuy at November 28, 2011 02:40 PM (ycMO4)

211

sort of on the topic, have any of you morons seen the movie A Guide for the Married Man? Watched it on HBO today with Erinn, absolutely hysterical. Also, whole lot of T&A for 1967. Especially the waitress in the opening credits pouring coffee.

 

If any of you morons actually remember it though from when it first came out, you are due for your visit to Soylent Green...

Posted by: CAC at November 28, 2011 02:40 PM (fv2m3)

212 My gaydar is flawless, having been honed in the West Village in the seventies. Perry is quite the flaming heterosexual, YUM YUM YUM.

Posted by: MDH3 at November 28, 2011 02:40 PM (GKyUC)

213

So, how deep do I have to sink the bunker in order to survive a catastrophic asteroid strike?

If we use Deep Impact as an example, you'll have to prepare to live in the limestone caves in Missouri for at least two years.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 02:40 PM (UR5vq)

214 Oh, the HERMAN-ITY! Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 28, 2011 06:38 PM (MMC8r) So Help Me God, I thought Turkeys could run for President!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 02:40 PM (niZvt)

215 We looked into both the Gov. Perry bangs gorgeous strippers rumors & the Perry bangs cabana boys type rumors and most of his trash for like years.

Nuthin'

Posted by: Texas Media at November 28, 2011 02:41 PM (tBMfq)

216 223 More info about the woman's supposed affair with Cain has been posted on Verum Serum.

Pay no attention to this part here.  That boy uh, Herman is clearly guilty and we're all very, very disappointed in him.

"Before our interview, we checked into Ginger WhiteÂ’s background. We found she filed a sexual harassment claim against an employer in 2001. That case was settled. We also found a bankruptcy filing nearly 23 years ago in Kentucky, and a number of eviction notices here in DeKalb County over the past six years. The most recent happened this month."

Posted by: Prick Rarey at November 28, 2011 02:41 PM (YFnYe)

217 The end of Old Yeller was "sad". What we're seeing now is closer to the Hindenburg disaster. Maybe the Republican Convention next year should be held at Lakehurst, New Jersey.

Posted by: Pat Fuckin' Caddell at November 28, 2011 02:41 PM (AZGON)

218 His record is still the most solid out there. Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 06:39 PM (5H6zj) You've completely convinced me, Y-not!

Posted by: CoolCzech, Wrapping His Member in Extra Thick Bacon at November 28, 2011 02:42 PM (niZvt)

219 238 We looked into both the Gov. Perry bangs gorgeous strippers rumors & the Perry bangs cabana boys type rumors and most of his trash for like years.
Nuthin'

Rick's not really the banging type at all.

*sigh*

Posted by: Anita Perry at November 28, 2011 02:42 PM (YFnYe)

220 I don't think Perry has any sexual skeletons in his closet.  He was very clear with one of those big social con groups early in the campaign (when folks were trying to resurrect the gay rumors) that he had nothing that would embarrass them.  I just don't see him lying about something like that. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:42 PM (5H6zj)

221

My gaydar is usually spot on.... after I turned a man gay in the late 80's... I can usually spot em.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at November 28, 2011 06:40 PM (qjUnn)

Ouch.  I turned a lesbian straight in 2003, but that's more a postive thing than your scenario. 

I defer to your calibration.

 

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 02:42 PM (D8lbf)

222 Off, bacon sock...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 02:42 PM (niZvt)

223 @241
lol!

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:43 PM (5H6zj)

224 There's GOTTA be a Downfall parody in all this...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 02:43 PM (niZvt)

225 John Edwards, the guy who was in the Presidential primary race, and could've ended up as vice president or attorney general, couldn't be reached for comment.

Something about cheating on his wife who had cancer, and even had a kid during the primary process.. which the media covered up.  No, no bias or anything detected.

I'd like the two stooges who appear on fox news watch (used to be a good show, then the lefty panel members went full partisan retard), anyway, the two stooges who always say "wait, wait a minute! liberal bias? ha! That sounds like some kind of wacky conspiracy theory there! haha"

That show is so sickening now that I sometimes watch in disbelief.. wondering if i'm in some alternate reality, or even mentally ill.  Nope.  Turns out, the panelists are.  Its funny when Colmes is on the show.. his hyperbolic defenses of all things liberal are so over the top that not even the host pays attention to what he's saying .. they just move on.  HAHA

The whole 'Liberal bias? That there sounds like some wacky conspiracy theory! beam me up scottty!" thing is so maddening, I wish someone would rebut it, or just hit the offensive idiot over the head repeatedly with a chair until the whole studio is covered in blood.  That line makes me sick.  Its so obviously the last defense when you've lost an argument when 'racist!' doesn't fit the context.

Posted by: What a Jerk at November 28, 2011 02:44 PM (bcmD0)

226
So it's really not laudable. It's just standard, now that I think about it.

Could have taken the John Edwards approach...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at November 28, 2011 02:44 PM (1hM1d)

227 We looked into both the Gov. Perry bangs gorgeous strippers rumors & the Perry bangs cabana boys type rumors and most of his trash for like years.

Nuthin'

So much "Nuthin'" in fact, that all their smears in the last cycle had to begin with the admission that there was no evidence for the smears.  It was really kind of funny.

Pay no attention to this part here.  That boy uh, Herman is clearly guilty and we're all very, very disappointed in him.

Ah, yes, the old "His accuser is not pristine" defense.  That's awesome.  Let me know when you move on to the "But he pinky-swears he didn't do it" defense.

Or, you know, we can wait until the actual facts come in.  How about that?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at November 28, 2011 02:44 PM (8y9MW)

228 This is what I was getting at in prior posts. The other stuff didn't add up unless a woman who had actually had sex with Cain (not claims of having been "harassed") were to appear. Finally, we have one. And if there's one - there are more. The accusations of sexual harassment made no sense unless he had also been successful sometimes, i.e. there had to be MISTRESSES or women he had AFFAIRS with. Up till now, we had only heard from a few women who he supposedly hit on. But any top executive who hits on women at work repeatedly, is obviously going to SUCCEED sometimes, i.e. there have to be stories from women who actually HAD sex with Cain - not just a few women who complained and got paid to go away or be quiet.

It's not the reason I didn't want Cain to be the nominee. I do not think he's qualified. He certainly has some skills and talents that could be valuable, but he's lacking in too many areas to be POTUS.

As far as the sex stuff - really, who cares? Cain and 50% of married people have had affairs. While it's not the right thing to do, it's really between Cain and his wife. I don't think it matters one bit in terms of someone being POTUS material or not.


Posted by: mike bell at November 28, 2011 02:44 PM (Kz6PE)

229 The end of Old Yeller was "sad".

Except for that cartoon of Michael Vick laughing to the point of tears while holding a copy of  Old Yeller.  The caption said "I love a happy ending..."

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 02:44 PM (ToZXn)

230 Yes, typical in the long standing tradition of poon bandits Bill Clinton, Gary Hart, Ted Kennedy, and especially Hillary Clinton who scored more pussy than Bill according to Bill. --------------------------------- But they didn't run on "family values"!!!! So they can do what they want!!!!!

Posted by: Gaynold at November 28, 2011 02:45 PM (AMNW2)

231 @weft cut-loop

-One ace has been on my ass for weeks accusing me of being on the Cain Train, because I didn't agree with his preferred strategy for Cains exit.

-Mayhaps taking my opinions that I write and expect other to reads seriously, is a flaw.  Nice to know you couldn't give a shit less what you write and if it contradicts anything yourself.. skipping your comments as mere unthinking verbal vomit should save me some time in the future... so thanks for revealing yourself as such.

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 02:45 PM (I9fXA)

232 This is true then but... why is this woman on TV talking about it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 28, 2011 02:45 PM (r4wIV)

233 One thing that strikes me whenever Cain's team works to discredit his accusers (var.) -- since when is filing for bankruptcy, particularly nowadays, a sign that a person is a skank?  Frankly, even back in the day it seems like it's not that unusual for folks who start businesses to wind up doing that at some point. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:46 PM (5H6zj)

234 243 I don't think Perry has any sexual skeletons in his closet.
Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 06:42 PM (5H6zj)

Well, unless you count all the people here who have their mouths attached to my cock, darlin'.

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 28, 2011 02:46 PM (YFnYe)

235 Barney Frank retiring is going to leave a gaping hole in the House.

Posted by: Spike at November 28, 2011 02:46 PM (g/arr)

236 239 --

It's beginning to appear that Cain has a fetish for the poor, bankrupt, can-you-spare-me-a-dime types. 

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 28, 2011 02:46 PM (2RIoM)

237 After Mrs. Cain is through with Herman's bratwurst, I would stay away from Godfather's Pizza with Meat Topping for a while. Come to think of it, his next job might be at Tombstone...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 02:47 PM (niZvt)

238 Just saw a statement from Cain on FoxNews. Something about the bitch setting him up.

Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at November 28, 2011 02:48 PM (+RWhm)

239

Thank you. I dont have much to offer the Moron crowd except my humiliating past.

Well, your wit counts.  That's something.

And the boobehs too.  Never forget the boobehs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 02:48 PM (D8lbf)

240 Is that how you pay for sex without being charged with prostitution? Posted by: Jimmuy at November 28, 2011 06:40 PM (ycMO4) More likely to get around paying taxes to the IRS

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:48 PM (eCnLg)

241

If we use Deep Impact as an example, you'll have to prepare to live in the limestone caves in Missouri for at least two years.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 06:40 PM (UR5vq)

Just googled that, I might have to make a road trip. It appeals to the geek in me!

Posted by: ErikW at November 28, 2011 02:49 PM (7/c9/)

242 I find it really hard to fathom how social con types who moved to Cain from Perry would shift to Newt or Mitt.  I don't know how many folks like that there are, but I would think hope with Perry's improved communications strategy (better debate performances, detailed policy plan rollouts, and tv and radio ads) they might give him a second look.  His record is still the most solid out there. 

Newt has the intellect to get the job done, and we're not seeing that from Perry. Maybe from Romney. Not from Perry.

Newt's got the potential, in a way I don't think anyone else has, to be one of the great American Presidents.

Posted by: Random at November 28, 2011 02:49 PM (YiE0S)

243 As soon as this campaign is over, I'll start looking for the real Poon Hound!

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:49 PM (niZvt)

244 258 Barney Frank retiring is going to leave a gaping hole in the House.

Posted by: Spike at November 28, 2011 06:46 PM (g/arr)


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at November 28, 2011 02:49 PM (2RIoM)

245 189 Why the HELL would a person run forPresident with this baggage? Especially if they have R behind their name. I am not the brightest bulb but even I know I cant run for any office with all the skeletons in my closet. Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at November 28, 2011 06:29 PM (qjUnn) Here's the thing: how does someone with past indiscretions delude themselves into thinking that those won't be uncovered? Throwing your hat in the ring is tantamount to unleashing the hounds. Except, of course, for Barky... creamy, dreamy Barky. Smartest and bestest candidate, ever! A uniter, not a divider!

Posted by: No Whining at November 28, 2011 02:50 PM (vR1fn)

246 This is true then but... why is this woman on TV talking about it?

She didn't call it off and hell hath no fury...?  If this is true, that would be my guess.

Posted by: Slublog at November 28, 2011 02:50 PM (7pUHU)

247 When I've had an affair with a woman, all she can say is 'Thank you!'

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, Bitch! at November 28, 2011 02:50 PM (MMC8r)

248 My gaydar is usually spot on.... after I turned a man gay in the late 80's... I can usually spot em.

Wow.  Turning a guy off from asking you for another date is one thing. Turning a guy off from the entire female gender -- that's really something.


Must've been quite a relationship.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 28, 2011 02:50 PM (QKKT0)

249 233 He said she had his number because he was "trying to help her financially. ------------------------------ Yeah right. That's right up there with, "I was just giving this hooker a ride, officer."

Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 02:50 PM (AMNW2)

250 Newt has the intellect to get the job done, and we're not seeing that from Perry. Maybe from Romney. Not from Perry. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Based on debate performance or their actual records?

Posted by: Countrysquire for Perry at November 28, 2011 02:51 PM (+RWhm)

251 Newt has the intellect to get the job done, and we're not seeing that from Perry. Maybe from Romney. Not from Perry.
-----
Are you a social conservative?

I'm not really talking about all of the Perry to Cain support, just the ones who seemed to be attracted to Cain because they thought he was conservative, both fiscally and socially.  To me, if you are weighing social conservative issues, it would be hard to go to Newt or Romney. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 02:51 PM (5H6zj)

252 Yeah right. That's right up there with, "I was just giving this hooker a ride, officer." Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 06:50 PM (AMNW2) And I bet she dropped her contact lens in your lap also, ha?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 02:52 PM (eCnLg)

253 Is that how you pay for sex without being charged with prostitution? Posted by: Jimmuy at November 28, 2011 06:40 PM (ycMO4) NO, silly! You do that by paying for a Movie and Dinner!

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:52 PM (niZvt)

254 Character does not matter to dems and their media enablers. If you can rape people's wallets and bank accounts, who cares what else you rape, or screw consensually, for that matter.

Until the "evangelical right" puts the "family values" litmus tests away, we on the right will be subjected to an endless stream of Elmer Gantrys.

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 02:52 PM (ToZXn)

255 I've read a number of articles, post and comments on this latest accusation and have not seen one, NOT ONE actual piece of evidence. It's sad and disappointing that so many conservatives are so eager to convict a man, one of their own men, with nothing to back it up but the all-too-conveniently-timed statements of some nobody. You guys do realize that enemies will tear apart even the most innocent of candidates, with no remorse. We've seen it again and again--they throw every accusation they can against the wall, and don't really give a rats ass about whether it's true or even sticks, for that matter. They just hope it leaves enough slime that supporters and allies get demoralized. Looks like many of you have fallen for it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: zoomwsu at November 28, 2011 02:52 PM (gStwB)

256 Ginger White answered our flier...hey

Posted by: Ron Paul at November 28, 2011 02:52 PM (tBMfq)

257 Well.

For a stage 4 cancer survivor, he is surprisingly frisky.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 28, 2011 02:53 PM (s7mIC)

258 In looking for ways to leverage this Cain disaster into an attack on the lefts utter hypocrisy I tried googling,  "maureen dowd love affair"

Big FU's to whoever is responsible for this sad state of affairs.

Whats next Community gets canceled and "whitney" gets a second season?  I am about ready to start rooting for the asteroids and aliens in disaster movies.

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 02:54 PM (I9fXA)

259 It'll be real interesting to see how the primary polls look in a week once this has a chance to spread. The likely outcome is that the Cain supporters return to Perry, and we're down to 3 candidates of consequence, plus the alien known as Ron Paul. Seriously, who the hell is backing that guy?

Posted by: Conservative Crank at November 28, 2011 02:54 PM (1zwZo)

260

For a stage 4 cancer survivor, he is surprisingly frisky.

Upside of Cain as President: he passes his physical

Downside of Cain as President: he rediscovers Bill Clinton's humidor.

Thanks, I'll pass.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 02:54 PM (D8lbf)

261 I'll bet my last money that not a single sexual charge is aimed at Perry.
Not one.
Perry is a strong Christian in a time when Christians and Christian values are under attack at home and abroad.

Posted by: Pecos, All Perry, all the time at November 28, 2011 06:33 PM (2Gb0y)

Really?   You have that much faith in the demotards that they won't pull whatever the hell they have to?   All they have to do is find a few women that will say when he was just a governor, it wasn't that important to them to spill the beans, but now, NOW, that he's running for prez, people just need to know.

If you think, for one minute, that they aren't stockpiling and planning shit, you're naive, to say the least.

Posted by: Steph at November 28, 2011 02:54 PM (5xARG)

262 Dead horse, blunt object/sharp stick, beat/poke , repeat.

Meh, he's just doing it wrong.
Get in office first, then fuck them silly.

Posted by: Gmac at November 28, 2011 02:55 PM (binay)

263 after I turned a man gay in the late 80's...

Nonsense, JJS. It was just that you were so irresistible he couldn't help but be attracted to you. You're so fabulous, even teh ghey men are powerless when confronted with your charms. They may not be able to finish what they start, but they nonetheless can't help but give it a go.

Posted by: MissTammy at November 28, 2011 02:55 PM (SsG4J)

264

Why do successful executives have sex with fat fugs?

Clinton, etc.

And 13 years?  That's not an affair, that's bigamy.

At least Mitt's "sister wives" aren't going to be a real surprise (sweet lord, Flipper better not be the nominee).


Posted by: imp at November 28, 2011 02:55 PM (UaxA0)

265 President Samsonite. Has a nice ring.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 28, 2011 02:56 PM (Qxdfp)

266 I've read a number of articles, post and comments on this latest accusation and have not seen one, NOT ONE actual piece of evidence. It's sad and disappointing that so many conservatives are so eager to convict a man, one of their own men, with nothing to back it up but the all-too-conveniently-timed statements of some nobody.

Helloooooo!  The statements of Cain's own people are "evidence."  And pretty damning evidence, if they're reported correctly.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at November 28, 2011 02:56 PM (QKKT0)

267 Any chance Cain had....it is gone now! NEXT!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 02:56 PM (JMsOK)

268

Crap.  Cain was good bait for the LSM.  They'll turn their guns on Gingrich and Romney now.

Unless... Let's all turn the polls to Ron Paul!  He's entertaining!

 

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at November 28, 2011 02:57 PM (KhioZ)

269

I've read a number of articles, post and comments on this latest accusation and have not seen one, NOT ONE actual piece of evidence.

Evidently, denial is a river on AoSHQ

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 02:57 PM (D8lbf)

270 It's sad and disappointing that so many conservatives are so eager to convict a man, one of their own men, with nothing to back it up but the all-too-conveniently-timed statements of some nobody.

I convicted him on his utter know-nothing attitude on policy.

Any Don Juanism is just a circus at this point.

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 28, 2011 02:57 PM (MMC8r)

271 I have no idea how this will all wash out... well, some idea, okay. But I will say my first thought was "coverage of John Edwards' affair." Yes, we should vet all our candidates. The GOP should hire PI's to vet all the Democrats, because the press WILL NOT DO IT.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 28, 2011 02:57 PM (bxiXv)

272 Thanks, I'll pass. Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 06:54 PM (D8lbf) EEEWWWWW!

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 02:58 PM (niZvt)

273 I'm reserving judgment until Touré, racialist authority extraordinaire weighs in on this.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at November 28, 2011 02:58 PM (4136b)

274 Hi Shrimps
MissTammy is right, you lure in even teh gheys

Posted by: chemjeff-wino at November 28, 2011 02:59 PM (s7mIC)

275 Ditto, Shrimp! I knows fabulousity when I sees it!!

Posted by: MissTammy at November 28, 2011 02:59 PM (SsG4J)

276 http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/

Pretty funny today one about Hillary

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 02:59 PM (I9fXA)

277 AP in masturbatory heaven on Twitter

Posted by: Take 'em all down...GO MITT at November 28, 2011 02:59 PM (MbeEN)

278 Can we be done with Cain now? He's muffed some foreign policy 101 stuff, he's got the stink of infidelity on him, and he's got no legislative experience.

Posted by: Jones at November 28, 2011 03:00 PM (8sCoq)

279 Are you a social conservative?

I'm pro-life.

I'm not really talking about all of the Perry to Cain support, just the ones who seemed to be attracted to Cain because they thought he was conservative, both fiscally and socially.  To me, if you are weighing social conservative issues, it would be hard to go to Newt or Romney. 

Well it would have been impossible to go for Cain, except for that whole "faith" thing, that gets in the way of thought and evidence. If they could go for pro-choice Cain, Newt should be fine 'em -- he's certainly fine by me. The next President should be transformative, to counter Obama's revolution, and take things further toward the ideals America was founded upon.

Newt understands them, and has the smarts to cream Obama in a way Perry lacks.

Posted by: Random at November 28, 2011 03:00 PM (YiE0S)

280

Does it matter?.....Cain wasn't going to be the nominee regardless. Although, you could tell the Media, and Obama were scared to run against him.

He just doesn't have the chops yet! 

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (JMsOK)

281

Can we be done with Cain now? He's muffed some foreign policy 101 stuff, he's got the stink of infidelity on him, and he's got no legislative experience.

I hear Godfather's is still offering franchising opportunities.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (D8lbf)

282 *fine ^by 'em

Posted by: Random at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (YiE0S)

283 But...but...but... that just proves he's just like me!
I'm definitely voting for Cain now!

Posted by: Idiot Redneck Conservative Who Also Cheats On His Wife at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (s7mIC)

284 278 Yeah right. That's right up there with, "I was just giving this hooker a ride, officer." Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 06:50 PM (AMNW2) And I bet she dropped her contact lens in your lap also, ha? Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 06:52 PM (eCnLg) Would you believe... her pacifier?

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (niZvt)

285

I really am that fabulous!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp

 

Actually, you are.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (D8lbf)

286 Hey before I forget here's a shout out to all you Syracuse Fans!

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (eCnLg)

287 The woman is trailer trash. I bet you drag a $5 bill through her neighborhood and she would suck it up like a swamp frog.  Anyway let those sin free cast the first stone, we all make mistakes. Woman is a lying bitch and should not be listened to anyway his wife forgave him over 10 years ago. Also their were a  pubic hairs on her coke can. Big deal..... What wait it is not Bill Clinton...Oh then Cain is obviouslly guilty, a liar, womanizer, etc.......... 

Posted by: James Carville at November 28, 2011 03:01 PM (Te1S8)

288 Well Shrimps you definitely jog a lot to stay in shape

Posted by: chemjeff-wino at November 28, 2011 03:02 PM (s7mIC)

289 He lied, and he knew this was all going to come out in the open, and God help us all, there are people who are still going to bat for him.  We are well and truly screwed...

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 03:02 PM (ToZXn)

290 I tend to believe this particular accusation because - let's face it - Herman's goose is already cooked politically, so I don't think his opposition would even bother fabricating anymore stories (if indeed any of them were fabricated, though I think at least one was a lie - the one with All Red standing behind her).

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 03:03 PM (niZvt)

291 I find it really hard to fathom how social con types who moved to Cain from Perry would shift to Newt or Mitt. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 06:39 PM (5H6zj)


Why should this affair move anybody from Cain to Newt? What, Newt's three affairs are so much better because he dumped his wives because of them? I don't get it.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 28, 2011 03:03 PM (GZitp)

292 If they could go for pro-choice Cain

That's a somewhat de-bunked thing that was put out there.  Cain spent $1 million of his own money trying to get blacks to vote pro-life, apparently.  It's true he garbled his response on abortion, but I think he's basically a "personally opposed, but..." flavor of guy.  At least as good as Mitt. 

And there's more to being a social con than abortion.  Cain definitely played up the minister angle in his campaign. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:03 PM (5H6zj)

293 The broad just said on Fox that Cain was always sure of himself. Hum, is that Cock sure?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:04 PM (eCnLg)

294 320 He lied, and he knew this was all going to come out in the open, and God help us all, there are people who are still going to bat for him. We are well and truly screwed... Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 07:02 PM (ToZXn) Apparently, so was Herman.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 03:04 PM (niZvt)

295 ace is a racist RINO who likes DINNER PARTIES for running this story!!!!

Posted by: Warden at November 28, 2011 03:04 PM (A4O7+)

296 Cain definitely played up the minister angle in his campaign.

E L M E R  G A N T R Y

Posted by: M. Murcek at November 28, 2011 03:05 PM (ToZXn)

297 O/T:  Courtesy NRO's The Corner, part of an interview with Newt:

“I mean, thereÂ’s a certain amount of growth thatÂ’s inevitable, and that people will look at new situations and new circumstances. But I had over my entire career a 90 percent voting record [from] the American Conservative Union. I donÂ’t think  anybody thought of me as anything less than a solid conservative.”

umm, Newt, how about when you were spooning with Nancy on the couch?  some of us were thinking you were something less than a solid conservative at that moment

Posted by: chemjeff-wino at November 28, 2011 03:05 PM (s7mIC)

298

Social Issues are pointless for this election. As far as I am concerned, concede all the social issue to the Left's position, prevent the narative from being focused on them, because that is how the Left always pulls these victory's out. The population always gets sucked in these topics, and default to the Left anyway, so confuse them, but just taking the same positions.

We have bigger Fish to Fry. The social issues are stuff we can fight over when we are Fat an Happy....right now we are starved and scared.

 

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 03:05 PM (JMsOK)

299 Ginger White? that's her name? Sweet Ginger Brown! Oh ya just can't can't shit like that up

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:06 PM (eCnLg)

300 Newt understands them, and has the smarts to cream Obama in a way Perry lacks.

Perry's stumbles have primarily come when he's attacked from the right.  

As governor of Texas he's taken on Obama in a way that none of them (except Bachmann) have.

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:06 PM (5H6zj)

301 Herman Cain has paid more light bills than the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program.

Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 03:07 PM (AMNW2)

302 umm, Newt, how about when you were spooning with Nancy on the couch?  some of us were thinking you were something less than a solid conservative at that moment

You do realize Mitt is not what you call rock-solid on energy issues, right? 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:07 PM (5H6zj)

303 So Cain is running against a gay Islamo-Marxist who used to be a drug dealer, and he's losing in the court of public opinion because he had an affair?

Posted by: asdf at November 28, 2011 03:08 PM (ZUqYq)

304 "Phone records, text messages, plane tickets over 13 years"* ... and Herman Cain calling her phone back after her phone texted him.

Cain lied about it too, today, on CNN.

He presented himself, in part, as a good, moral, Christian man, a pastor, a gospel singer, etc. He used his wife for her public support after receiving 4 sexual harassment allegations. And now this. Cain is finished, but millions of dollars richer due to campaign contributions and book sales (including by his campaign itself).

Those who supported Cain based on his character: he simply was NOT a good guy.


*quoted from "takeamericabackin10" commenting at Hot Air

Posted by: Random at November 28, 2011 03:09 PM (YiE0S)

305 AH HAHAHAHAHAHA Tony Villar, "Mayor" of Los Angeles, proves his city is the leader of The League of The Boned. posted less than 1 hour ago http://bit.ly/v2wSsb For now, Wall Street protesters camped out on the Los Angeles City Hall lawn still have their tent city after defying a deadline to pack up and clear out. "Still occupied," read the sign of a protester up in a tree. ... Until there is a decision, the tent city's inhabitants are left to wonder if and when police will push them out _ and if there will be the kind of violence that has engulfed evictions in other cities when they do. City officials say they will only move in on the camp when conditions are safest not just for protesters and officers but also the roughly 100 homeless people who had joined the encampment. "There is no concrete deadline," LAPD Chief Charlie Beck said after hundreds of officers withdrew without moving in on the nearly 2-month-old camp.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 03:09 PM (AZGON)

306 umm, Newt, how about when you were spooning with Nancy on the couch?  some of us were thinking you were something less than a solid conservative at that moment

It was all just pillow talk.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at November 28, 2011 03:09 PM (HtUdo)

307

This doesn't really surprise me, to be honest

In fact, I suspect that this was the real motivation between Herman Cain's only official accuser -- ie, they had a consentual affair and she decided to accuse him of sexual harrassment to get back at him for breaking it off. It was really the only way I could reconcile the specific amount of detail she gave regarding the hotel stay with her attempts to flirt with him not six months ago and the unbelievable parts of her story (specifically, the "stimulus package" line. At the time the line would have been uttered, in 1997, that joke simply would not have made any sense -- kinda like hearing a Bryan Adams song in a movie about the Robin Hood or the Three Musketeers).

Posted by: Sean P at November 28, 2011 03:09 PM (M3QBc)

308 Katyusha rockets explode in Western Galilee IDF confirms at least three Katyusha rockets explode in Western Galilee, search area for forth rocket; no injuries reported, but several structures sustain damage. IDF forces respond with artillery fire on Lebanon Just goes to show ya that Hexbellah doesn't give a shit who Cain slept with

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:10 PM (eCnLg)

309 You do realize Mitt is not what you call rock-solid on energy issues, right? 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 07:07 PM (5H6zj)


yup, he's even more sucked in by the enviro-nonsense

Posted by: chemjeff-wino at November 28, 2011 03:10 PM (s7mIC)

310

This just proves that all Republicans are HYPOCRITES about sex and that GAY PRIDE parades where grown men suck each other's cocks in front of children are awesome and NORMAL, you racist WINGNUTS!!!

Posted by: Warden at November 28, 2011 03:10 PM (A4O7+)

311

"less than a solid conservative at that moment"

O.K., but let's just face it. Conservatives are not going to get what they want this time around period. The best bet is for Newt to take the Conservative momentum, and not screw us over. Romney is soft, easily foldable, but I think will hold the line on some issues that are in line with Conservatives.

 

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 03:10 PM (JMsOK)

312 OT ESPN sat on the Fine tapes for 9 years.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:11 PM (7WJOC)

313

As one of the big early Cain supporters (and by early, when this Pollutico slime-job started), I am officially abandoning him.

Actually, I wasn't going to vote for him anyway.  But our love affair, it is over.

Posted by: Truman North at November 28, 2011 03:11 PM (G5JPI)

314

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 07:06 PM (5H6zj)

Don't deny me the pleasure of watching Newt follow Obama across the country, rebutting everything Obama says. The pressure on Obama to respond to that will grow immensely. Then don't deny me my Lincoln-Douglas-style Newt/Obama debates!

Posted by: Random at November 28, 2011 03:11 PM (YiE0S)

315 God bless that pedo basketball coach!!!

Posted by: JoePa at November 28, 2011 03:11 PM (7WJOC)

316 Fuck the GOP theocrats - a bunch of Christ-Fags.

(Libertarian here)

Posted by: Darth Wingnut at November 28, 2011 03:11 PM (z0HdK)

317 OT ESPN sat on the Fine tapes for 9 years. Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 07:11 PM (7WJOC) Yeah because they had no way to verify them. The police were also aware of the tapes and did not act on them

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:12 PM (eCnLg)

318


Gott in Himmel, how did it get so bad that RONPAUL starts to look good?



Posted by: imp at November 28, 2011 03:12 PM (UaxA0)

319 352 No verification,just the guys wife talking about her hubby being a pederast.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:13 PM (7WJOC)

320 >>346 OT ESPN sat on the Fine tapes for 9 years

I really don't understand why they didn't have an obligation to turn it over to the police.  There'd be no worries about lawsuits for doing that.  Frankly, if it was authentic, they sure as shit were morally obligated to do something about it and if it was not authentic, then that was also evidence of a different type of crime (possible extortion by the accuser). 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:13 PM (5H6zj)

321 342 Katyusha rockets explode in Western Galilee
IDF confirms at least three Katyusha rockets explode in Western Galilee, search area for forth rocket; no injuries reported, but several structures sustain damage. IDF forces respond with artillery fire on Lebanon

Just saw that.  Either some Hezzie prematurely blew his wad or Iran is trying to retaliate for the loss of several of its missile bases. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 03:13 PM (UR5vq)

322 I really don't understand why they didn't have an obligation to turn it over to the police. There'd be no worries about lawsuits for doing that. Frankly, if it was authentic, they sure as shit were morally obligated to do something about it and if it was not authentic, then that was also evidence of a different type of crime (possible extortion by the accuser). Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 07:13 PM (5H6zj) The police had the tape also

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:13 PM (eCnLg)

323 Yeah because they had no way to verify them. The police were also aware of the tapes and did not act on them

Really?  I read that the University knew about them, but not that the police did. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:13 PM (5H6zj)

324 I'm withholding my assessment of her sexual potential until I can see how she looked, fifteen years ago, from the neck down. All we are seeing right now are head shots. Nice lips, though, for a granny.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at November 28, 2011 03:15 PM (ndp2I)

325 Yeah because they had no way to verify them. The police were also aware of the tapes and did not act on them Really? I read that the University knew about them, but not that the police did. Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 07:13 PM (5H6zj) No it is my understanding that the University did NOT know about the tape until recently, but the Police did from the get go, as soon as ESPN knew about it.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:15 PM (eCnLg)

326 357 358 I was unclear on who had the tape.Just heard on ESPN that he wished he had given the tape to the police and the university,apparently he only gave it to ESPN.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:16 PM (7WJOC)

327 OK, it was the Syracuse Police Department.

That's not good for Syracuse, imho.  They had a conflict of interest.  They should have turned it over to the DA or the state police or someone years ago. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:16 PM (5H6zj)

328

Posted by: zoomwsu at November 28, 2011 06:52 PM (gStwB)

 

Agree.  I am really starting to see how the SCOAMF got elected in 2008.  People don't want proof or facts.  They just want to BELIEVE.

Show me some irrefutable facts that Cain had this affair and I'll write him off my "good man" list.  Otherwise I'll just consider most of you no better than the 52%.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2011 03:16 PM (XSlLt)

329 But our love affair, it is over.

Posted by: Truman North at November 28, 2011 07:11 PM (G5JPI)

Kiss me you fool!

Posted by: Rick Perry at November 28, 2011 03:16 PM (nEUpB)

330 Today's moment of nausea: Some mook called Hugh Hewitt and referred to Willard Romney as this age's Thomas Jefferson. Mighty strong koolaid at the Salem Radio network.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 03:17 PM (AZGON)

331 Nice lips, though, for a granny. Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at November 28, 2011 07:15 PM (ndp2I) Never underestimate the allure of removable teeth!!

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 03:17 PM (niZvt)

332 Shit, I can't tell from these news accts if it was Syracuse University PD or the city of Syracuse PD. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:17 PM (5H6zj)

333 362 He gave it to the campus police?If so it is shades of PSU.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:18 PM (7WJOC)

334 Never underestimate the allure of removable teeth!! Throw in a flat head and I'd hit it.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 03:18 PM (AZGON)

335 Today's moment of nausea: Some mook called Hugh Hewitt and referred to Willard Romney as this age's Thomas Jefferson.

Well, he did found the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at November 28, 2011 03:18 PM (HtUdo)

336 herman who?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, still for perry at November 28, 2011 03:19 PM (SH3gZ)

337

 "Otherwise I'll just consider most of you no better than the 52%."

Ahhh-C'mon! It doesn't matter regardless, Cain didn't have a chance to get the Nod. His is very weak on foreign policy, the 9-9-9 Plan has some major flaws that he would have been forced to change, and nobody really believed he had the Chops to take it to Obama during the general. He was always "possible running mate status," the only difference now, is that he has no shot at becoming the VP.

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 03:19 PM (JMsOK)

338 Shit, I can't tell from these news accts if it was Syracuse University PD or the city of Syracuse PD. Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 07:17 PM (5H6zj) I think it was the real Police, but shit i don't know. fucked up story. What's wrong with all these people? I mean I'm no Saint, well being Jewish and all I guess I can't, but these people are sick fucks.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:20 PM (eCnLg)

339 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 07:13 PM (UR5vq)

But the only important issue is that Israel did not use "proportional force" when reacting to what was clearly a political message. Hezbollah didn't mean to hurt anyone!

Posted by: 6.9 billion anti-Semites at November 28, 2011 03:20 PM (nEUpB)

340
So, if I come forward and say a woman is going to come forward and claim I had a cup of coffee with her, will you blog about me?

Because I can do that.

Posted by: Look! JON HUNTSMAN at November 28, 2011 03:20 PM (Qxdfp)

341
Nice lips, though, for a granny.

Not what I'd call a GILFTHHDMPA (Granny I'd Like To Fuck Then Have Her Destroy My Presidential Ambitions).

Posted by: nickless will probably get accidentally banned again soon at November 28, 2011 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

342 Some mook called Hugh Hewitt and referred to Willard Romney as this age's Thomas Jefferson.

So he knocked up some slave chick too?  Whoa

Posted by: Zombie Tom Jefferson at November 28, 2011 03:20 PM (s7mIC)

343 What a mess (Syracuse, Penn State). 

Did you folks see the link I posted this morning about the University of Utah professor (of materials science and engineering) who was arrested yesterday when his cabin-mate saw him viewing child pron on his laptop while he was in first class? 

Lovely. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:21 PM (5H6zj)

344 375 Supposedly she told whoever did hear it that it was just a joke and the guy was a liar.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:21 PM (7WJOC)

345 I always thought Cain's net worth was ridiculously low considering his corporate career. Now I know where all his money went. He spent it on the bitchez.

Posted by: Lojack at November 28, 2011 03:22 PM (AMNW2)

346 This field is better then it was in 08.
The previous psuedo messiah exposed as turd, and no McCain insight.

However, the world is inconceivably worse in so many ways.  The currency and middle east crisis under Carter will seem as nothing compared to what has been sewn and is irreversibly growing today.

Realistically even McCain or Reagan could have stopped the middle east from rising up against western funded tyrants.. (Just as I think, Daniel prophesied)  but what Obama has accomplished through encouragement and passivity and the CNN types cheered...will be cursed in history matching only my old but cherished NY Times article praising "how Hitler had learned his lesson while in prison and peace would again come to Europe."

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 03:22 PM (I9fXA)

347 Supposedly she told whoever did hear it that it was just a joke and the guy was a liar. Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 07:21 PM (7WJOC) And she supposedly slept with him also, but after he was 18 of course?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:22 PM (eCnLg)

348 So if Newt is the Not-Romney, is Huntsman the Not-Quite-Romney?

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 03:22 PM (AZGON)

349 380 The laptop was bought with grant money!Wonder just what the grant money was for studying.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:23 PM (7WJOC)

350 He spent it on the bitchez.

Don't forget me.

Posted by: Herman Cain's as-yet-undisclosed Thai tranny porn habit at November 28, 2011 03:23 PM (s7mIC)

351 Apologies
could have=couldn't have

Posted by: Shiggz - Newt (tentatively) at November 28, 2011 03:23 PM (I9fXA)

352 Lovely. Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 07:21 PM (5H6zj) And incredibly stupid to be viewing anything illegal on a flight? And these are the "people" teaching our kids on the taxpayers dime also

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 28, 2011 03:23 PM (eCnLg)

353 131 In Herman's defense, he's never driven an Oldsmobile Delmont 88 off a bridge, and that's good enough for me. And you know this... how?? Because Cain denied it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 03:24 PM (niZvt)

354
She says he gave her his newly-published book, Leadership is Common Sense, and he wrote: “Miss G, you have already made a 'big difference!’




"In my pants."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 28, 2011 03:24 PM (oBrVT)

355 Did you folks see the link I posted this morning about the University of Utah professor (of materials science and engineering) who was arrested yesterday when his cabin-mate saw him viewing child pron on his laptop while he was in first class?

Yes and it is very sickening that this pedo was so brazen to do that on an airplane and expect to get away with it.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 03:24 PM (UR5vq)

356 385 Yeah this one is a real tangled web.PSU must be thrilled though.

Posted by: steevy at November 28, 2011 03:24 PM (7WJOC)

357 In Herman's defense, he's never driven an Oldsmobile Delmont 88 off a bridge, and that's good enough for me. I hear such a stunt earns you a Senate seat for life.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at November 28, 2011 03:24 PM (AZGON)

358 You really need to update these posts - Cain has explicitly denied that there was an affair.

Posted by: Chuckit at November 28, 2011 03:25 PM (uGvdH)

359 For all the time, money, and attention the GOP wasted on Cain, the LEAST we should get for our troubles are some pics of Herman with a Thai tranny...

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 03:26 PM (niZvt)

360

Anybody read the story about Bill Frist possibly being an Obama Lover? Apparently from the runors, Obama only likes the BJ's from Older White Men.

If we are gonna argue over lover affars, we should vetting Obama's love story. As far as I can tell, Obama is a straight up CakeBoy. There is too much out there now for me to change my mind.

It all makes perfect sense. How come this is the news story of the century?

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 03:26 PM (JMsOK)

361

Ahhh-C'mon! It doesn't matter regardless, Cain didn't have a chance to get the Nod. His is very weak on foreign policy, the 9-9-9 Plan has some major flaws that he would have been forced to change, and nobody really believed he had the Chops to take it to Obama during the general. He was always "possible running mate status," the only difference now, is that he has no shot at becoming the VP.

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 07:19 PM (JMsOK)

 

As I said in the pre-double post, it doesn't matter to me whether he's going to be the nominee or not (I'm a Perry or Newt guy), I don't like seeing a fellow conservative bashed like this without any proof.  I think this blog is setting a bad precedence. 

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2011 03:26 PM (XSlLt)

362 396 You really need to update these posts - Cain has explicitly denied that there was an affair. Posted by: Chuckit at November 28, 2011 07:25 PM (uGvdH) Well, that PROVES it then! /sarc.

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 03:26 PM (niZvt)

363 Yes and it is very sickening that this pedo was so brazen to do that on an airplane and expect to get away with it.

I'm surprised that he didn't pull IT out.

Posted by: toby928© at November 28, 2011 03:28 PM (GTbGH)

364 I don't like seeing a fellow conservative bashed like this without any proof.  I think this blog is setting a bad precedence.

dude, it is 'anything goes' at the HQ
I don't know if there is anyone who is immune from the wrath and/or snarkitude of the Moron Horde

Posted by: chemjeff-wino at November 28, 2011 03:29 PM (s7mIC)

365

"will be cursed in history"

Yep....We don't exactly know what the uprising in the Middle East are really all about. Obama could have just passively allowed a three-headed monster to be born that could grow to the size of the planet, and destroy everything in it's path.

Time will tell!

Posted by: Spicoli at November 28, 2011 03:30 PM (JMsOK)

366 You really need to update these posts - Cain has explicitly denied that there was an affair.

To quote myself from the other thread:  Hmm, a non-denial denial.  Historically followed by a forceful denial, then a semi-walkback, then a return to strong denial with polygraph.

On schedule I'd say.

Posted by: toby928© at November 28, 2011 03:30 PM (GTbGH)

367 He needs to drop out NOW.  What an embarassment this man has turned out to be.

Posted by: jewells45..teapartyterrorist at November 28, 2011 03:31 PM (Z71Vg)

368

She says he gave her his newly-published book, Leadership is Common Sense, and he wrote: “Miss G, you have already made a 'big difference!’

Well, damn, that just seals it.    Proof...proof, I tells ya that he was beating that like a blender.

 

 

 

And, no, I'm not for Cain, and never have been.   This is just getting ludicrous.

Posted by: Steph at November 28, 2011 03:32 PM (5xARG)

369 I don't care if he had an affair.  But I don't think his statement was admitting having an affair, it was saying that he was drawing the line, that some things are none of anyone's business.  I think he's using this to make that point.  I wouldn't believe it even if she comes up with emails.  Emails can be fabricated.

Posted by: blue bonnet at November 28, 2011 03:36 PM (oZfic)

370

All republicans who may run against Obama are racist rapists who are having affairs.

They've pretty much admitted it.

Posted by: Z Ryan at November 28, 2011 03:36 PM (tsC/8)

371 Racist Rapists, and the clingers who love them.

Posted by: toby928© at November 28, 2011 03:40 PM (GTbGH)

372 dude, it is 'anything goes' at the HQ
I don't know if there is anyone who is immune from the wrath and/or snarkitude of the Moron Horde

Posted by: chemjeff-wino at November 28, 2011 07:29 PM (s7mIC)

 

I'm the first one to say that I love the brutal snarkitude of the moron horde.  But only when there's a common truth or facts backing it up.  Like leftards suck the big one.  That's a common truth.  Or that Barky is a SCOAMF.  We've all got facts to back that up. 

But to tear apart a conservative who's on our side from just accusations or hearsay is defeating the goal that many of us want; a conservative WH and congress.  We can't do that if we insist on eating our own.

Posted by: Soona at November 28, 2011 03:41 PM (XSlLt)

373 Didn't I hear on the radio that Clinton gave Newt the kiss of death today by giving a back handed imprimatur and indicating that Newt always tries to find a conservative solution, implying he was just about as conservative as ol billy boy.

Posted by: blue bonnet at November 28, 2011 03:44 PM (oZfic)

374

For me? this is important because its a matter of character.

Why should I believe your VOW to God, during the oath of Office, if you've broken your Marriage Vows?

As we've seen with Obama... the wrong person as President can really wreck this country... as there are very few actual Limits put on his power... and ALL of those limits come from the Federal Government...

ergo... for me, the character of the candidate IS very important.

Posted by: Mars at November 28, 2011 03:45 PM (NtXW4)

375 oh look it's curious posing as blue bonnet.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, still for perry at November 28, 2011 03:46 PM (SH3gZ)

376 I dunno, Soona.  His statement saying he wanted to wait to see what the allegation was first followed by (?) the lawyer's fancy version of "mind your own beeswax" were pretty bad, imho.

Personally, I think this whole campaign season has had far too much jumping all over the candidates -- all of the candidates (except one, frankly) -- based on allegations and rumors and generic missteps.  But I don't think Cain has gotten it any worse than most of them.  The result of this feeding frenzy has been to play into the Romney campaign strategy, which does not make me happy. 

But a woman has apparently come out on the record with allegations she claims she can prove, so covering the story -- particularly scrutinizing Cain's handling of it (in light of how badly he's handled some other things) -- seems relevant to me. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 03:47 PM (5H6zj)

377 393 Did you folks see the link I posted this morning about the University of Utah professor (of materials science and engineering) who was arrested yesterday when his cabin-mate saw him viewing child pron on his laptop while he was in first class?

Yes and it is very sickening that this pedo was so brazen to do that on an airplane and expect to get away with it.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 28, 2011 07:24 PM (UR5vq)

Soooo... that makes it First Class Porn?

Posted by: Shecky Rimshot, try the veal at November 28, 2011 03:48 PM (NtXW4)

378 I'm so tired of Herman Cain and his love life. Can we all agree he never was a serious candidate for President, stop inviting him to "debates" and/or take his name off whatever needs to have his name taken off of so we can finally settle on a REAL not-Romney already?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2011 03:51 PM (Gc/Qi)

379

Well, whether her story is true or not, there's something funky about a woman making these claims who has lost a stalking and defamation case before.   One her business partner brought against her and won.

Face it, Cain was never going to win the nom, but this is just the beginning of the nasty crap to come.   Ole Herm won't be the only one that will face whatever they can dig up, lie about, and use to defame.

Posted by: Steph at November 28, 2011 03:57 PM (5xARG)

380 Well, whether her story is true or not, there's something funky about a woman making these claims who has lost a stalking and defamation case before.   One her business partner brought against her and won.

Check the link at HA.  She has phone records that include 61 calls and text messages to and from Cain's personal cell phone number over the space of 4 months.  The reporter doing the story sent a text to the number, Cain called back.

Of course, he was "just trying to help her financially".  At 4am.  61 times.

If she has a checkered past... what do you expect from a woman who knowingly had an affair with a married guy?  Rich women don't need sugar daddies.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 28, 2011 04:05 PM (SY2Kh)

381 Whether it is true or not, I feel like this the release of all this information is planned - a drip, drip of information on Cain being released every few weeks.  So, I think somebody is orchestrating this, trying to keep the story alive when the media starts to focus on something else. Whoever it is, they don't just want him out of the running, they seem to want to destroy him. Smells like a Democrat.

It pisses me off, though. Obama is rumored to have had an affair, too, and the rumor is that the woman was taken out of the country.

Posted by: sydney jane at November 28, 2011 04:05 PM (D1A3M)

382 toby, accuser smearing starts tomorrow morning or evening, I left my PR playbook at the office

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2011 04:06 PM (tvOF2)

383 422 toby, accuser smearing starts tomorrow morning or evening, I left my PR playbook at the office

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2011 08:06 PM (tvOF2

Then they start blaming it on Perry

Posted by: buzzion at November 28, 2011 04:08 PM (GULKT)

384 pisses me off, though. Obama is rumored to have had an affair, too, and the rumor is that the woman was taken out of the country. The dims know how to handle these things, practice.

Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2011 04:09 PM (tvOF2)

385 Rumor has it one of our candidates has been married 3 times and cheated on the first 2 wives.  We sure are showing off our support for traditional family values.  If Cain is an embarrassment, how it Newt not one?

Posted by: Ken Royall at November 28, 2011 04:11 PM (9zzk+)

386 425 Rumor has it one of our candidates has been married 3 times and cheated on the first 2 wives.  We sure are showing off our support for traditional family values.  If Cain is an embarrassment, how it Newt not one?
--------
Because Cain has worn his Baptist minister badge on his sleeve this entire campaign and Newt has not.  And, Cain has had to fend off (at least) a couple of sexual harassment allegations in his career, so that calls into question his conduct with women. 

IIRC during the first debate (the one where Bachmann mentioned her two dozen kids every five seconds and all the rest of them went on and on about their home lives) Newt kept his mouth shut.  He has not pretended to be the paragon of virtue.  How could he?  Plus, he has apparently reformed and become a more religious person in his personal life. 

Posted by: Y-not at November 28, 2011 04:22 PM (5H6zj)

387 All of those women lie.  I did not have sex or ask for sex with any of those women, so help me God.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 04:40 PM (Rxume)

388 "425 Rumor has it one of our candidates has been married 3 times and cheated on the first 2 wives.  We sure are showing off our support for traditional family values.  If Cain is an embarrassment, how it Newt not one?

Posted by: Ken Royall at November 28, 2011 08:11 PM (9zzk+)"


Good point Ken, here here. I say we should forget about all this sex talk, except of course gay sex and prostitution as that's still wrong.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 04:43 PM (Rxume)

389 I hope you never stop!  This is one of the best blogs Ive ever read.  Youve got some mad skill here, man.  I just hope that you dont lose your style because youre definitely one of the coolest bloggers out there.  Please keep it up because the internet needs someone like you spreading the word.

Posted by: And So It Goes ePub at November 28, 2011 04:48 PM (idNQ6)

390 " Please keep it up because the internet needs someone like you spreading the word."


Thanks, I clicked on your link.

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 04:54 PM (Rxume)

391

I wonder how those who donated to him feel now?

Kinda like they been bit by the ol' ponzi scheme.

Cain is a jerk.

Posted by: TypicalWhitey at November 28, 2011 05:03 PM (xeVap)

392 At least Herman didn't shoot anybody dead to shut them up, right?

Posted by: Zombie Donald Young, TUCC Choir Director at November 28, 2011 05:04 PM (e6MoS)

393 This is an excellent post. It is very informative. Thank you so much. I'll be a regular viewer.

Posted by: Marie Lu Legend epub at November 28, 2011 05:06 PM (Bk7nE)

394 At least we know his wife's not a beard.

Posted by: teh wind at November 28, 2011 05:11 PM (GkYyh)

395

I'm gonna be living the high life off of all of you suckers' sweet, sweet campaign donations.  Hell, the book sales are just gravy at this point. 

Posted by: Herman Cain for America at November 28, 2011 05:11 PM (Jl3Mu)

396 "but now he's issued a statement which all but confesses an affair" Just what the fuck is that "all but confesses" supposed to even mean? On Fox I just heard what sounds to me like a denial.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 05:12 PM (a9mQu)

397 Oh good lord, Hotair has her pic up: she looks like bad computer animation cut from the latest Shrek movie. What's WRONG with Herman?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 05:12 PM (niZvt)

398 433 At least Herman didn't shoot anybody dead to shut them up, right? Posted by: Zombie Donald Young, TUCC Choir Director at November 28, 2011 09:04 PM (e6MoS) You mean he specifically denied it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 28, 2011 05:15 PM (niZvt)

399 Yep, it only takes four shitty witnesses and a 2nd try to depose a guy what stands in Romney's Way. The Republican Party should probably just change their name to "the stupid, clueless, run to the left of your own platform, self basting, bitch-ass loser, cakewalk party ". The press will come and burn the Republican's house down but first teh Republicans will blow them. No really.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 05:17 PM (a9mQu)

400 That's not hypebole. The untra-smarty-head Republicans will ACTUALLY give the press long time sucky sucky in exchange for assault and arson. That's REALLY how this shit works. That's real. They've trained us to punch ourselves out whenever we get uppity or when it'd be a good time to show off a cool party trick. We are $#@#ing hypnotized like carnival chickens.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 05:22 PM (a9mQu)

401 " There is is! We have cracked the code. None of this is Herman Cain's fault. It is somneone else! Conspiracy theory at 11! Personally, I think it is the smoking slut on the grassy knoll." " now he's issued a statement which all but confesses an affair " Oh yeah dude. There's no BULLSHIT there. No way. Just like last time when 4 witnesses was unimpeachable n' shit. Good stuff genius! Keep your eye on the balls. I'm the guy talking in code.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 05:24 PM (a9mQu)

402 If it was bad enough for Clinton...
If it was bad enough for Clinton...
If it was bad enough for Clinton...
It's bad enough for Cain....

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 05:25 PM (e6MoS)

403 I have been quite impressive with your posts, keep up the great work.

Posted by: The Beauty and the Sorrow ePub at November 28, 2011 05:26 PM (05OZP)

404 "What's WRONG with Herman?"

I am conservative and believe in imaginary beings whom tells me not to love sex and money, and I do the opposite instead?

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 28, 2011 05:27 PM (hGBoP)

405 " Before WAGA's broadcast, Cain said that he knew the woman and had considered her a friend but emphatically denied any affair took place. "I want to get out in front of [the story] because I have nothing to hide," Cain said. "I have done nothing wrong." " http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/herman-cain-denies-affair-allegation/ Oh yeah. That right there " all but confesses an affair " alright! You betcha! Never mind me! I'm just speaking in code about consipracies. Right! I'm not reacting to obviously interpreted psychic bullshit like " all but confesses an affair " at all. I'm not pointing out obvious stupidity or cynical opportunism or anything. Clearly the Republicans don't have a problem with publicly slobbering about the possibility of all non-Romney candidates being shot down by the vaguest hints dropped by the villainous evil, stupid, venal (but totally honest, diligent, and trustworthy IN THIS CASE) press. I mean the whole 4-person sexual harassment case turned out to be solid fucking gold right? Why doubt 'em now? Also, praise Romney! 'Cause with Romney we'll always know which way the wind is blowing! (Against us!)

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 05:34 PM (a9mQu)

406 " If it was bad enough for Clinton... If it was bad enough for Clinton... If it was bad enough for Clinton... It's bad enough for Cain...." So, where's the cum-stained dress?

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 05:35 PM (a9mQu)

407 So, where's the cum-stained dress?

a) The Dry Cleaners or  b) Forensics

Posted by: SethPower at November 28, 2011 06:01 PM (e6MoS)

408 Truman North, you're a better man than I am. The Milwaukee interview was the last straw for this Cainiac. All along (since May for me), I just wanted the guy to get a real shot at making his case, he actually had his shot, but he just hasn't developed as a new guy needs to develop. "Weighed in the balance and found wanting." Since then, I'm split about 40/30/30, Perry/Newt/Bachmann. It just depends who's in the best position to beat Romney when the FL primary comes along. But all along I presumed Cain was a decent man and husband. This latest claim shd be easy to prove, if it is true. 13 years without a photo/video or receipt is not possible. If it turns out to be just another Demo-smear, where will HC got to get his reputation back? (And will AoS apologize? /sarc off.) I gotta agree with Soona, to see this blog's Pavlovian reaction to every anti-Cain news is quite disappointing. We might just as well tune into Politico. Oh, FWIW, I just don't see Perry as a homo.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at November 28, 2011 06:25 PM (PYxvn)

409

Herman's laid more pipe than the Keystone XL pipeline!

 

Sad but true....

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at November 28, 2011 09:01 PM (7Kxgh)

410 From National Review. http://tinyurl.com/cvd9jp3 He's denied it. And folks, this is the age of the internet. Pics or it didn't happen. A 13 year affair ought to have some real evidence to dig up to support the story. Gifts, receipts, phone calls, plane tickets, hotel bookings...something material beyond the testimony of a woman who has a shaky questionable past like most of the other Cain accusers given at a time when there is an OBVIOUS incentive to lie to bring/keep him down. I CALL BULLSHIT. AGAIN. BECAUSE I HAVE THE GIFT OF PATTERN RECOGNITION. This is the boy who cried wolf. AGAIN. TAKE 5.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 09:32 PM (a9mQu)

411 " So, where's the cum-stained dress? a) The Dry Cleaners or b) Forensics" No, it's in a display case in Bullshit Heights, a very nice gated community located a half mile south of Trustusagainyasbigdumbsuckerville.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 09:37 PM (a9mQu)

412 " Um.........yea, that is a great post.....if I had posted "now he's issued a statement which all but confesses an affair" But, since I didn't I would suggest you 1) improve your reading comprehension and 2) lay off the crack pipe. It's in the very post these comments are attached to you blithering clueless stump. The same post you were 'defending' with THIS stupid shit: " There is is! We have cracked the code. None of this is Herman Cain's fault. It is somneone else! Conspiracy theory at 11! Personally, I think it is the smoking slut on the grassy knoll." Crack pipe THAT, if you aren't too busy trying to pass yourself off as a world famous reading comprehension expert. Your work in that field is cut out for you after you read what I wrote and started babbling about codes and conspiracies and grassy knolls and whatever else your soft little brain happened to fart up in lieu of a real response. Of course you HAD to act. Someone had the gall, the sheer temerity to DOUBT yet another 'Cain is a dirty horn-dog' story from YET ANOTHER CREEPY WEIRDO with a questionable past and (so far) no real evidence. How could anyone doubt that? Where there is smoke there is fire! That's why we have PR firms and libel cases and private investigators ! Right? No one EVER EVER fucking lies. EVER! You can ALWAYS instantly and absolutely trust anyone who says anything bad about anyone you don't like! Asking for proof is CRAZY like KENNEDY Conspiracy stuff! Especially after another recent surprise harassment case aimed at the same turned out to be less than credible!

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 09:53 PM (a9mQu)

413 " Well, that PROVES it then! /sarc. Posted by: CoolCzech " Yeah. He has to prove he didn't. She doesn't have to prove he did. Yawn. Call me when there is REAL trustworthy evidence of some kind, and I'll condemn him. Until then I think this is more bullshit and credulous buzzing flies eager to fill their stomachs with it. Just like last time. Fool you twice and shame on you.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 10:03 PM (a9mQu)

414 " Oh my dear sweet Lord. Hey, I've got Earth on line one for you. Are you here or should I tell them you just stepped out...? Posted by: ace at November 28, 2011 05:58 PM (nj1bB)" Well, the problem is that you sort of had Earth on the line LAST TIME too, and it suddenly turned out not to know what the fuck it was talking about then when brave weeping leg-grabbed lady's background came out. Earth has had some considerable credibility problems of late on the issue of Herman Cain's alleged horn-dog-ness. Maybe, just maybe, it's not REALLY Earth on the line at all. Maybe it just sounds like Earth to you because you want it to be Earth a little too much. Maybe it's just our good friend Rock Candy Mountain doing his Earth voice. I hear that on Rock Candy Mountain Romney is actually a strong conservative AND a moderate. At the same time.

Posted by: cackfinger at November 28, 2011 10:13 PM (a9mQu)

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Posted by: nanonu at November 28, 2011 10:54 PM (vfA8D)

417 Not viable from the get go. Still, why should I worry who Cain sleeps with, but barneys' buddies should have no relevance. Jes sayin...

Posted by: Gooner at November 29, 2011 12:12 AM (MJrvg)

418 "He has a split personality."

Being wed, what goes on in our bedroom is one thing. What goes on in the other women's bedrooms with my husband is not sanctified as "private" or off limits from public scrutiny of anyone seeking elected office.

Posted by: Mrs. Cain at November 29, 2011 03:18 AM (lpWVn)

419 Nope.  Still don't care.

Posted by: Kerry at November 29, 2011 04:20 AM (a/VXa)

420 What about her Fupa, trimmed or wild?

Posted by: nads at November 29, 2011 06:14 AM (Y84hE)

421 Must resist to make joke about pipe fitting troll ...

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