March 15, 2011

California, Where Being Boned Is A Way of Life!
— Monty

One of the major downsides to a large welfare state full of unfunded ("pay as you go") entitlements is that actuarial mistakes can really bite you in the ass. In this case, California's bill for retiree health and dental benefits unexpectedly shot up $8.1 billion dollars over and above the $51 Billion they had estimated just last year. Much of the increase was due to...wait for it...wait for it...bad forecasting, bad rate-of-return assumptions and over-reliance on subsidies.

The unfunded obligation as of June 30, 2010, grew $8.1 billion from the $51.8 billion obligation identified in the prior year. Less than half of the increase was simply due to another year of costs, payments and interest. The bulk of the increase was due to a change in the California Public Employees' Retirement System's (CalPERS) pension-benefit assumptions based on their latest 10-year study. That study found employees are retiring earlier, retirees are living longer, and actual premiums increased more than previously projected by the actuary. The increase appears larger because in 2008 and 2009, CalPERS decided to use surplus funds from its health care plans to reduce increases in health care premium rates. The 2011 rates were not subsidized, causing the premiums to jump back closer to what the level would have been without the surplus.
(Emphasis mine.)

Public-sector actuaries are...how shall I put this?...highly motivated to use the most optimistic numbers for their projections. The problem is, when these projections don't pan out, guess who gets to make up the shortfall?

More on this story here.

Posted by: Monty at 04:53 AM | Comments (264)
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1

Wonder if Jessie Jackson is going to protest when Gov. Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown has to make cuts because he's out of money.

Probably not.

Posted by: Murph at March 15, 2011 04:57 AM (qVdCn)

2 So California is boned?  God loves a California Moonbat wit a bone in it's butt. And so do I. Lets take that fence with Mexico north on the west side of Arizona. North to the Canadian border.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 04:57 AM (OlN4e)

3 I'm glad I don't live there.  I feel sorry for any Morons who do (also my Cousin, who happens to be a Professor of Bible at Pepperdine University).  But if they (and the Federal Government) start looking for a bail-out from the rest of us, I'm thinking it may be time for those 2nd Amendment Remedies of which some have spoken.

I'm not a violent guy.  I don't want that to happen.  But, at some point, the people of this nation have to re-assert our sovereignty, and we've let too much of our power (and concomitant responsibilities) slide in the names of comfort and convenience to do anything but redeem them by blood, I fear.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 05:01 AM (8y9MW)

4 After we get the West fence built, we can put in one way gates, like a fish trap. Retards can check into Hotel California, but they can't check out. It would work something like a roach motel.....Then we advertise huge free gov'ment paid for benefits in other moonbat infested states, and provide free bus fare west. Whutdoyathik?

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 05:01 AM (OlN4e)

5 ah nothing like a fresh boning in the morning to wake you up

Posted by: Ben at March 15, 2011 05:02 AM (wuv1c)

6

Public-sector actuaries are...how shall I put this?...highly motivated to use the most optimistic numbers for their projections.

My public policy professor made this point about legislative assumptions in general, but then on to say that the best solution is to take the democratic number, add the republican number, and divide by two.  As if one optimistic projection and one orgasmically optimistic projection can come together to make a realistic projection.

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 05:03 AM (8ay4x)

7 Less than half of the increase was simply due to another year of costs, payments and interest.

I think that's the missed jewel in this piece.  That means they expected (or should have) that 51 Bn to be low- because they knew (or should have known) about "another year of costs, payments, and interest" when they were determining that number in the first place.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 05:06 AM (8y9MW)

8 They are not worried. They know that someone will go to the Feds and scream need bailout AND they will get it.

The Feds are still bailing them out now and the Republicans have not killed it YET. And the way things are looking in the House now they will not stop the bailout payments.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2011 05:08 AM (M9Ie6)

9

My thoughts on entitlements:  Boomers, you are boned if you think that x-ers and y-ers are gonna pay this.  We'll either approve cuts or inflate the hell out of things until the actual money you get is more in line with what you put in.  It's your decision which.  You can vote for politicians who will cut them, or you get shafted as younger workers make more in a month than you did in a year due to inflation, which won't be passed on to higher Social Secutity.

My advice is to learn to like it.

Posted by: The Voice of Reason at March 15, 2011 05:09 AM (UpqKo)

10 That's okay they can do what Illinois does and raise taxes on everything. Need money for union pensions raise an internet tax. Need money for union construction crews to sit on their asses all summer introduce a new $1 a pack cigarette tax.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2011 05:09 AM (1Jaio)

11
I suspect the actuaries are employees of the State of California, and the projections accurately reflect the liberal wish list.  It's all going to be great, and Utopia is only a few billion dollars away.  Kumbaya!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 05:09 AM (ZHsNw)

12 You put what what in my butt?

Posted by: Slim, the Federally-funded cowboy poet at March 15, 2011 05:10 AM (le5qc)

13 Well at least Zero has gained the virtue of consistancy. He maintains a constant approval rate at Rasmussen hovering around -20. Change!

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 05:11 AM (OlN4e)

14 5 ah nothing like a fresh boning in the morning to wake you up

I thought that made you more tired?

But this isn't a regular boning - this is full-on financial rape-rape.  Californians should feel violated. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 05:12 AM (9hSKh)

15 Worry? Mika and the Morning Joe coffee clutch would tell me if there was anything to worry about. Look at all the pretty, shining things over there!

Posted by: Californians at March 15, 2011 05:13 AM (YZISw)

16

But this isn't a regular boning - this is full-on financial rape-rape.  Californians should feel violated. 

How can you feel violated when your tamping your own dick up your ass with a broomstick?

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 05:14 AM (OlN4e)

17 Lean Forward!

Posted by: USA at March 15, 2011 05:15 AM (YZISw)

18

So, suppose between the earthquake(s), the tsunami(s), the vulcanism, and possible large-scale radioactive contamination, the decision is made for all Japanese to leave the Islands. All.

Do we charge them to come here or pay them to come here? Front of the line in immigration? Hypo, of course, but perhaps cause some thinking in one direction or another about why one chooses either answer.

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 05:16 AM (8ay4x)

19

California & Illinois, two peas in a pod.

Illinois just increased its income tax by 67%, yes sixty-seven per cent.  The increase was passed by the lame duck legislature, THE MORNING the new legislators were to be sworn in.  The lame ducks met all night and their last act going out the door was to stick a huge tax increase on the rest of the state.

Now the powers that be (tptb) are trying to estimate how much new money the new tax will bring in.  There are three estimates on the table, a low, midpoint, and high estimate.  TPTB have decided they will use an estimate that is higher even than the highest estimate currently on the table.

Oh, and because that huge tax increase isn't enough to cover all the new and old spending, there are two bond issues on the table as well, for a total of more than $12 billion.  Anybody who buys an Illinois bond deserves to lose it all.  Idiots.

Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 05:16 AM (neKzn)

20 CA would have been better off if they had gotten the 30 ft tsunami washing into SF bay and LA and it took about 75% of their libtards that live in that 50 mile stretch up and down the coast and left the people on the other side of the mountains inland. 

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2011 05:17 AM (M9Ie6)

21 California boning, on such a winter's day.

Posted by: Ben at March 15, 2011 05:17 AM (wuv1c)

22

Illinois just increased its income tax by 67%, yes sixty-seven per cent.

 

what was it before, and what is it now?

Posted by: Ben at March 15, 2011 05:18 AM (wuv1c)

23 Posted by: Ben at March 15, 2011 09:17 AM (wuv1c)

Gives a whole new meaning to the line "I stopped into a Church..." doesn't it?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 05:18 AM (8y9MW)

24

Do we charge them to come here or pay them to come here? Front of the line in immigration? Hypo, of course, but perhaps cause some thinking in one direction or another about why one chooses either answer.

We let the hot women come here, then we send moonbats back to take their place on the radioactive rotisserie.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 05:19 AM (OlN4e)

25

what was it before, and what is it now?

Posted by: Ben at March 15, 2011 09:18 AM (wuv1c)

 

It was 3%, it's now 5%. And our idiot Gov. Quinn just signed and internet tax and right after that Amazon cut all ties with their Illinois affliates. And now idiot State Senator Cullerton is looking at a $1 a pack cigarette tax to pay for all of the useless construction projects that go to line union pockets

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2011 05:24 AM (1Jaio)

26 OT - This is why when we gave even mere lip-service to the rebels, we should have finished the job:

Gadhafi threatens to join forces with al-Qaida if West attacks Libya

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 05:26 AM (9hSKh)

27 what about a big boner now?

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 05:28 AM (8ay4x)

28 PROPOSED: An Amendment to the Constitution: The Government shall not own or improve any land-property.

Who's with me?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 05:28 AM (8y9MW)

29 This goes to the point I'm always making about "shortfalls" at the state and municipal level. They may insist that "over the long term" their finances are sound, but they (like everyone else) has to live in the short term, and that means there isn't enough money to go around -- not when retiree benefits are eating up half or more of state revenues. Issuing new debt will paper over the problem for a year or two, but simply arises again later, only now the problem is worse because you've added debt-service to your list of things you have to pay. This kind of thing will strangle municipalities and states pretty soon. That means no streetlights, no garbage collection, no parks, no bike paths, no libraries, no city-funded festivals or parades, no peewee baseball leagues or public golf-courses. Cities will wither and die as businesses flee the high-tax low-service area and the tax-base goes with them.

Posted by: Monty at March 15, 2011 05:30 AM (4Pleu)

30

The previous personal income tax in Illinois was 3%, it went up to 5%.

Illinois is also one of the highest property tax states.

Illinois has among the highest sales taxes in the country, and I believe Chicago (where they collect state, county and city sales taxes) is THE HIGHEST sales tax location in the country.  Mayor-elect Rahm Emanuel wants to raise sales taxes.

The Illinois legislature just passed an internet tax.  Amazon & Overstock have notified their affiliates they are being dropped as of April.  Good times!

Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 05:30 AM (neKzn)

31 The shitheads, slackers and wannabe actors who relected Babs Boxer? Fuck 'em. Perfect start for the Reconquistas. It is all yours, La Raza!

Posted by: Pecos Bill at March 15, 2011 05:31 AM (j84s0)

32 Market opens, steep nosedive.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 05:32 AM (qIHlG)

33
Equities move sharply down on boning of Japan news!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 05:33 AM (ZHsNw)

34 Cullerton is also floating balloons re: taxing pensions(currently untaxed in IL).

But that won't go over well with those sacrificin', hard-workin', unappreciated gov't union folk who can retire at 55 @80k a year with full, free benefits for life. And after life, their spouse keeps the benes and get 2/3 of the pension for the rest of their lives.

Nothing will stop the madness in IL but a cold hard dose of reality. That brick wall we're racing towards at a high rate of speed is our friend.

Posted by: Lizbth at March 15, 2011 05:34 AM (JZBti)

35

Market now down 272

Soros will be busy today front running all those trades, every stock of the Dow Industrials opened down.  Let's see what happens between 2-3pm.

 

Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 05:34 AM (neKzn)

36 New earthquake?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 05:35 AM (qIHlG)

37 6.2 mag aftershock - reported on cnbc

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 15, 2011 05:35 AM (6Lzbz)

38 What does any of this have to do with my golf game?

Posted by: You Know Who at March 15, 2011 05:36 AM (YZISw)

39
No fears for GM, the Volt will save the say!

-Forrest Dump

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 05:36 AM (ZHsNw)

40 Wow, for months the stock market has gone up on the stregnth of......what? Now it decides to go down on bad news, when bad news has powered the market up for months? I sense instability.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 05:37 AM (OlN4e)

41 Illinois has among the highest sales taxes in the country, and I believe Chicago (where they collect state, county and city sales taxes) is THE HIGHEST sales tax location in the country.  Mayor-elect Rahm Emanuel wants to raise sales taxes.

The local town here has 10.5% on prepared food and 8.5% on all else. This is in SC.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2011 05:37 AM (M9Ie6)

42 Everybody has been needing an excuse to dump but nobody wanted to be the first to flinch.  Japan gave them the Black Swan they've been wanting.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 15, 2011 05:38 AM (6Lzbz)

43 Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 09:37 AM (OlN4e)

It's gone up on the strength of chimaerical cobwebs.  Now that there's concrete bad news, it'll dive for a while.  I won't be surprised to see 10K or less again by mid-summer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 05:39 AM (8y9MW)

44

Where Jerry Brown is offered as the solution, the problem goes far, far beyond the meaning of "boned."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2011 05:41 AM (B+qrE)

45
Yeah, Japan's a problem........for the Japs, but what about those Brazilian bikinis that show butt?

Posted by: Baracky Obama at March 15, 2011 05:41 AM (ZHsNw)

46 So, shall we grease up for a DP (more descriptive than double dip) recession? But the MFM has been declaring the recovery for weeks.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 05:42 AM (OlN4e)

47 BOHICA, CA taxpayers. Rest assured though, I think your retired police chiefs, fire chiefs etc. are highly worthy of multi-hundred thousand $/yr retirement packages. By gawd, they earned that money. You hardly ever have any crime or fires there any more.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 05:42 AM (ENKCw)

48 It's gone up on the strength of chimaerical cobwebs.  Now that there's concrete bad news, it'll dive for a while.  I won't be surprised to see 10K or less again by mid-summer.

Especially as gas/oil/energy prices will remain high. 

We are so boned.  Is it a blessing or a curse that we see the runaway train coming, or is "ignorance is bliss" a better way to approach this.  Eat, drink, be merry, for tomorrow we die!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 05:42 AM (9hSKh)

49

In Illinois, Cullerton (D-Chicago) is also proposing that the state of Illinois stop funding teacher pensions, and push that funding onto local districts.  One reason local taxing districts don't feel the full pain of public worker pensions is because teacher pensions are currently a state obligation (except for early retirements, which were shoved off on local districts a few years back).

If Cullerton succeeds in this, local property tax payers are going to be socked with billions in unfunded pensions they need to pay. 

Property taxes are looking better and better to the ravenous tax-eaters in government.  Even when property VALUES go down, property taxes continue to go up.  And if you don't pay, the government takes your house and throws you out on the street.  Unlike the mortgage foreclosure crises, where Obama's operatives forced banks to cram-down mortgages or delay repo of the property, when government wants your property for non-payment of taxes they will take it right away.

Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 05:42 AM (neKzn)

50
Gas is now $3.93 for in my next of the woods.
Plus governor moonbeam wants to raise taxes.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 15, 2011 05:45 AM (buXmi)

51
While in Rio, I intend to have my photo made standing next to Christ the Redeemer because we both stand for the same principles.

Posted by: Baracky Obama at March 15, 2011 05:47 AM (ZHsNw)

52 Franchising is now available in California; we offer a wide array of lubricants and fashionable apparel, and the latest in aromatherapy.

Posted by: The Barbed C*ck of Satan at March 15, 2011 05:48 AM (GwPRU)

53 More rats deserting the sinking ship. I think the USD's fall from the "default reserve currency" pinnacle is not only inevitable, but actually a good thing in the long run. We've abused the privilege, and it'll take some hard knocks to teach us the value of thrift again. A bigger question in my mind is: what replaces the USD (if anything)? It's not going to be the Euro or the Yuan; they're fiat currencies too, and they're in shit just as deep as the USD is in. I've heard arguments that we don't need a single reserve currency anymore, since FOREX and other exchange markets set the values of currency accurately, but I'm not sure this is the case. I still think that we're going to need some global commodity-backed currency in the wake of this massive credit bubble, but I'm not sure what form it would take.

Posted by: Monty at March 15, 2011 05:49 AM (4Pleu)

54 Do you think China would take California and its debt off our hands if we retained the mineral rights? What if we threw in Obama? How much would we have to pay them?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 15, 2011 05:51 AM (swuwV)

55 In Illinois, Cullerton (D-Chicago) is also proposing that the state of Illinois stop funding teacher pensions, and push that funding onto local districts. This cracks me up: the feds push it onto the states, the states push it off onto the counties and municipalities, the muncipalities push it off onto the districts and neighborhoods. Pretty soon all public debt is going to be funded by some poor fool named Gary living at 1241 Elm Street. Be sure to thank him the next time you see him sitting on a park bench, weeping hysterically.

Posted by: Monty at March 15, 2011 05:51 AM (4Pleu)

56 Good grief, who in their right mind would stay in Cali?(I think there are some morons that live there, sorry) Illinois is just as bad, and they are proposing taxing pensions over 45k here in MI too....its not being received well.

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 15, 2011 05:53 AM (FIDMq)

57
My trip to Brazil will be difficult but manageable.

Posted by: Barack "Mr Cumbia" Obama at March 15, 2011 05:53 AM (ZHsNw)

58 I am comforted to know that the Present and family will be getting a well deserved 'working' vaca in Rio next week. He works so hard. They truly deserve the best we can offer them for their selfless examples of leadership and thrift.
 

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 05:54 AM (ENKCw)

59

Fox now reporting Fukushima is the second-worst nuclear catastrophe in history

To which I respond, then it's clear to all that nuclear power is the safest form of viable energy production we know about

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 06:00 AM (8ay4x)

60 Good grief, who in their right mind would stay in Cali?

The actual working people in CA have been bailing for years now along with the real jobs. The only reason CA has not lost a significant amount of population total is all the illegals streaming in to burden the system even more.

CA is rapidly becoming Detroit at the State level. And it looks like IL is trying to beat them at it now.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2011 06:01 AM (M9Ie6)

61 In the end, there will be only kratos.

Posted by: chaos at March 15, 2011 06:01 AM (GTbGH)

62 62 In the end, there will be only kratos.

Heh.  I'll be the last man standing!

Here's another manifestation of chaos:

Bahrain king declares state of emergency; security official says opposition protester has shot dead a Saudi soldier - AP

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 06:05 AM (9hSKh)

63 Bahrain king declares state of emergency; security official says opposition protester has shot dead a Saudi soldier - AP

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 10:05 AM (9hSKh)

Better a dead shot than shot dead, I say...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2011 06:06 AM (DrWcr)

64

If anyone knows how to contact Slu, send him this pic of Ogabe to photoshop.

Oh, the possibilities....

Posted by: beedubya at March 15, 2011 06:07 AM (AnTyA)

65 Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 10:00 AM (8ay4x)

The total number of deaths caused by nuclear power is probably .1% of the deaths caused by fossil fuels. That's a guess, but just think of all of the mining disasters and drilling accidents and cancers caused by emissions....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 15, 2011 06:08 AM (LH6ir)

66 My trip to Brazil will be difficult but manageable.

Somehow I doubt that's your preferred gender, Barky ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 15, 2011 06:08 AM (EDSBe)

67

In Illinois, Cullerton (D-Chicago) is also proposing that the state of Illinois stop funding teacher pensions, and push that funding onto local districts.  One reason local taxing districts don't feel the full pain of public worker pensions is because teacher pensions are currently a state obligation (except for early retirements, which were shoved off on local districts a few years back).

 

so localities can make agreements and not pay for them? And they've over paid? The devil you say.

Posted by: Ben at March 15, 2011 06:10 AM (wuv1c)

68 @50 Cullerton's idea of moving pensions to local funding seems like a good one.

Make LOCAL officials the fall-guys for the huge property tax hikes. This could shake up IL politics like nothing else.

The entrenched nature of local school boards is astounding in IL. Make them responsible to local taxpayers.

Imagine seeing your constituents in the grocery after you've just voted to give Teacher A a 20% pension sweetener. A tad uncomfortable, no?

Posted by: Lizbth at March 15, 2011 06:10 AM (JZBti)

69

bad forecasting, bad rate-of-return assumptions and over-reliance on subsidies.

Forcasting and rate of return...Hehe, isn't this how Obamacare is funded??

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2011 06:10 AM (pr+up)

70

wheeeeee!

wheee! wheee! wheee!

Posted by: The Dow Jones at March 15, 2011 06:11 AM (wuv1c)

71 I think it was the 20-20 pension bumps(and their results) that were put on the locals, a few years back, not the total pension cost for early retirement.

Our district is still busy sweetening.

Posted by: Lizbth at March 15, 2011 06:12 AM (JZBti)

72 GnuBreed: "I am comforted to know that the Present and family will be getting a well deserved 'working' vaca in Rio next week."

I think the manchild has just given up. He has his czars and the new Cabinet Czar - essentially the President since the Chief of Staff still exists - and he'll just continue outsourcing to the Congress. He'll propose nothing, voting more "Present," and dare the Congress to pass anything truly reformative by threatening the use of a veto. He's now in campaign mode and will not commit to anything further. Since there's nothing to do except sit "above the fray," he's just going to enjoy the presidential trappings more. A speech here and there, a pleading for his Progressive and Union army to engage for him, and the sycophantic MFM doing what it does... he probably figures that gives him the best shot since his record sucks. He'll hope fortunes turn without his input since the alternative might actually require work and responsibility.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 15, 2011 06:12 AM (swuwV)

73 Illinois is right up there with CA, that's for sure.

And not only are getting it from behind on all the taxes, Gov. Quinn has promised no layoffs for his union buddies, for a small concession on getting a smaller raise.  A smaller raise?  In this fucking economy.. they don't have to worry about being laid off and they still a modest raise! WTF??

But hey.. not to worry... Haven't you been wondering what has become oall that TARP money that got paid back??  I'm thinking just as the 2012 election season rolls around, Obama and Timmy Gethner are going bail out the states.. rewarding the ones who haven't even bothered to get their books in order.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2011 06:14 AM (f9c2L)

74

so localities can make agreements and not pay for them? And they've over paid? The devil you say.

Posted by: Ben
----------
Not quite.  The local school districts (and the teachers) pay the 8% or so of the teacher's pay into the retirement fund, which is managed by the state as a whole.

But, guess what?  Some of it never makes it into the fund!

So now, after the state has pissed it away (thank you mssrs Blagojovich and Quinn) they want to stick the local school districts with the bill?  I had not heard this before, but if they do this, there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2011 06:17 AM (f9c2L)

75 60

Fox now reporting Fukushima is the second-worst nuclear catastrophe in history

To which I respond, then it's clear to all that nuclear power is the safest form of viable energy production we know about

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 10:00 AM (8ay4x)

Fox has soooo jumped the shark on this coverage, we expect this nonsense out of the other networks and cables but the handrwinging going on at fox is EPIC.

Brett Bair had to walk back the whole USS Reagan contanimation thing yesterday...they really need to tone it down a bit. The real issue for Japanese right now is food, water and shelter not the radiational equivelent of being out in the sun all day or flying in a plane or fuck...walking through a g-damn TSA screening machine.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2011 06:17 AM (pr+up)

76 78 *shrug*

Except there's no Galt's Gulch to retreat to.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 06:20 AM (9hSKh)

77  contanimation = contamination

Posted by: dananjcon at March 15, 2011 06:21 AM (pr+up)

78
  Probably you can add New York to the list of collapsible states. Sheldon Silver has indicated that he opposes any tinkering with pensions and benefits, which makes the noises Cuomo just made irrelevant.

  Nobody's gonna discomfit the unions here, that's a given. So life will go on, and we'll ALL be Gary soon.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2011 06:24 AM (ud5dN)

79 Well, it is nice to see oil back under $100/bbl again....

Posted by: TXMarko at March 15, 2011 06:24 AM (qNFCk)

80 Good thing Californians are all vegetarians!

Wait...what??

Posted by: The Chicken at March 15, 2011 06:25 AM (VcPAo)

81 Dear TOTUS,

Those brave, brave senators from Wisconsin have given me a renewed hope. See you in three weeks, as I'm off to Rio.

Your pal and confidante,

Barry


Posted by: AWOL in DC at March 15, 2011 06:25 AM (GwPRU)

82
Contanimation is what Michelle is going to do with her butt while in Rio, after the bikini wax of course, which takes a few hours with all that nappy stuff covering the taco. 

Posted by: Baraky Obama at March 15, 2011 06:25 AM (ZHsNw)

83 82 Well, it is nice to see oil back under $100/bbl again.... Posted by: TXMarko at March 15, 2011 10:24 AM (qNFCk) What happens when the Japanese start the rebuilding process?

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 06:27 AM (RD7QR)

84 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 10:20 AM (9hSKh)

Yeah, well, there never was anyway.
On the other hand, my family owns a farm that could, with relative ease, be made into a working farm again- it got my mom's family through the Depression fairly easily.

A few cows, some chickens, and a subsistence garden.  Woods in the back are home to deer and (i think) dove.  Plus a couple of stock tanks, and clear lanes of fire...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 06:27 AM (8y9MW)

85 4 After we get the West fence built, we can put in one way gates, like a fish trap. Retards can check into Hotel California, but they can't check out. It would work something like a roach motel.....Then we advertise huge free gov'ment paid for benefits in other moonbat infested states, and provide free bus fare west. Whutdoyathik?

I had a similar plan for Minnesota a few years ago.  Wall it off, call it South Canada, send all of our "needy" people there.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 15, 2011 06:28 AM (pdRb1)

86 85
Contanimation is what Michelle is going to do with her butt while in Rio, after the bikini wax of course, which takes a few hours with all that nappy stuff covering the taco. 

Posted by: Baraky Obama at March 15, 2011 10:25 AM (ZHsNw)

Oh MY!

 

Posted by: George Takei at March 15, 2011 06:28 AM (pr+up)

87 Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

You're not supposed to ask that question...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 06:28 AM (8y9MW)

88 California's method of projecting "unfunded mandates" is simply an application of the SWAG (Scientific Wild-Ass Guess) method, the system used by all government numbers-curnchers since the New Dealers rolled into Washington in the thirties.  Only, eighty years on, dealing with  the discrepancies between wishful thinking and hard reality is now no longer an option.   Saying "Ooops!" very softly, and directing the attention of the peasantry toward other matters, like Charlie Sheen, will no longer work so well.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at March 15, 2011 06:31 AM (iNfj/)

89 Here's a little quote from Ed Morrissey  regarding public unions and voluntary vs mandatory dues:
 
In Indiana, for instance, Mitch Daniels made dues payments voluntary — and 95% of their state workers don’t pay dues as a result.
 
That's kind of a wow statistic if true. The WI bruhaha has this same feature in it. No wonder the PEUs are panicking.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 06:32 AM (ENKCw)

90

In Indiana, for instance, Mitch Daniels made dues payments voluntary — and 95% of their state workers don’t pay dues as a result.

Oh MY!

 

Posted by: George Takei at March 15, 2011 06:33 AM (pr+up)

91

In Indiana, for instance, Mitch Daniels made dues payments voluntary — and 95% of their state workers don’t pay dues as a result.

Free-rider "problem"

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 06:35 AM (8ay4x)

92 Hey, not for nothing, but the Navy have been using nuke power to run their big boaty thingies since 1953.  How many accidents have they had?

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 06:36 AM (8ay4x)

93 Ow!  Who keeps stepping on my balls?

Posted by: California at March 15, 2011 06:38 AM (qqrPQ)

94 I saw a couple of other noteworthy things, on Drudge I think, that more people now get their news from the net than from newspapers plus cable news viewership is dropping fast.
 
That seems to imply that sites like here are becoming 'go-to' to a lot more people. Which means bad news for JugEars and the MBM.
 
I hope.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 06:38 AM (ENKCw)

95 96 Ow!  Who keeps stepping on my balls?
Our bad!

Posted by: Mexico, aka America's Crotch at March 15, 2011 06:39 AM (8ay4x)

96 Ow!  Who keeps stepping on my balls?

Posted by: California at March 15, 2011 10:38 AM (qqrPQ)

If you ever had any, they were surgically removed when you re-elected Jerry Brown.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 06:39 AM (8y9MW)

97 The Department of the Interior seized it already. Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2011 10:39 AM (v+QvA) And refuses to clear underbrush or allow logging.

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 06:44 AM (RD7QR)

98 20 CA would have been better off if they had gotten the 30 ft tsunami washing into SF bay and LA and it took about 75% of their libtards that live in that 50 mile stretch up and down the coast and left the people on the other side of the mountains inland. 

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2011 09:17 AM (M9Ie6)

Saying what I was hoping. 


18

So, suppose between the earthquake(s), the tsunami(s), the vulcanism, and possible large-scale radioactive contamination, the decision is made for all Japanese to leave the Islands. All.

Do we charge them to come here or pay them to come here? Front of the line in immigration? Hypo, of course, but perhaps cause some thinking in one direction or another about why one chooses either answer.

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 09:16 AM (8ay4x)

They are welcome to come. The Japanese are law-abiding, honest, and hard-working. Unlike our southern 'neighbors'.



Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 06:46 AM (x7g7t)

99

Hey, not for nothing, but the Navy have been using nuke power to run their big boaty thingies since 1953.  How many accidents have they had?

 

What about the Soviets?

My concern when it comes to nukes isn't America, It's everyone else.

I don't trust the Pakis, Iranina, Chicoms etc.

 

Posted by: The Dow Jones at March 15, 2011 06:47 AM (wuv1c)

100 I had California Rolls for lunch yesterday to show my solidarity with the Japanese people (and to a lesser extent, the remaining conservatives in California)...but I think they should rename the "Tsunami Roll." 

So we're paesan with Libya again?  Will Moammar and Barackeh be swapping NCAA tourney picks?  And how are the Lockerbie terrorist's balls--they killed him yet?   

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 15, 2011 06:48 AM (DPM1U)

101 One toke over the line, sweet Gaia.

Posted by: Training Wheels for Californizens at March 15, 2011 06:50 AM (UvJqU)

102 I lived in San Diego for 7 years. I left in 89. It's a beautiful place. My best friend lived on Oxnard so I would go visit him. I took PCH with the sun roof open on my RX-7, and a orange california cooler between my legs. The radio blasting Poison, Whitesnake and Billy Idol. I had good times and good memories. I just want to thank the libtards and the 3rd world law breakers for fucking up one of the most beautiful places in the world. Because it is fucked. That's all, Thanks.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at March 15, 2011 06:51 AM (oBXlb)

103

104 I had California Rolls for lunch yesterday to show my solidarity with the Japanese people (and to a lesser extent, the remaining conservatives in California)...but I think they should rename the "Tsunami Roll

Oh MY!

 

Posted by: George Takei at March 15, 2011 06:52 AM (pr+up)

104
They are welcome to come. The Japanese are law-abiding, honest, and hard-working. Unlike our southern 'neighbors'.

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 10:46 AM (x7g7t)

Let's just swap all the citizens of say......New Orleans, for all the citizens of Yokota and see how that works out.  It would be rather strange ordering Creole Shrimp with Japanese Noodles, but not any more odd than ordering tofu tacos in San Francisco.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 06:55 AM (ZHsNw)

105 So we're paesan with Libya again? Will Moammar and Barackeh be swapping NCAA tourney picks? And how are the Lockerbie terrorist's balls--they killed him yet? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 15, 2011 10:48 AM (DPM1U) A guy like Daffy has a long memory for slights. It's the only way an Arab dictator can survive as long as he has. I have a feeling we're in for a series of hijackings and bombings. I also wouldn't be surprised if the Somali pirates suddenly show up with some much deadlier weapons, courtesy of their Libyan benefactors.

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 06:55 AM (RD7QR)

106 not any more odd than ordering tofu tacos in San Francisco.

Nothing is more odd than tofu tacos.  Rains of frogs are less weird than tofu tacos.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 06:56 AM (8y9MW)

107 A guy like Daffy has a long memory for slights. It's the only way an Arab dictator can survive as long as he has. I have a feeling we're in for a series of hijackings and bombings. I also wouldn't be surprised if the Somali pirates suddenly show up with some much deadlier weapons, courtesy of their Libyan benefactors.

And look for him to restart his WMD programs (if he hasn't already).  He knows Sissypants or the Euros won't do a damn thing to stop him. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 06:56 AM (9hSKh)

108
My public policy professor made this point about legislative assumptions in general, but then on to say that the best solution is to take the democratic number, add the republican number, and divide by two.



Actually it'd be more accurate to take the democratic number and multiply by 3.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2011 06:57 AM (yf5H9)

109 My theory is that the natural beauty and abundance of California  seduced its population into believing that providing  for the good life is a universal right to be funded by everyone.  

They used to talk about the hardscrabble life in New England and how it produced conservative, fiercely independent people (think Calvin Coolidge)--once farming gave way to industry, then industry gave way to services, the outlook of the citizenry became far more liberal. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 15, 2011 06:59 AM (DPM1U)

110 Actually it'd be more accurate to take the democratic number and multiply by 3.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2011 10:57 AM (yf5H9)

Unless you're estimating income.  Then it's more accurate to take the Republican number and divide by 10.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 06:59 AM (8y9MW)

111 DJIA: - 213.43. Or, in other words, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 06:59 AM (RD7QR)

112 DJIA: - 213.43. Or, in other words, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" "Boned!"

FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:00 AM (8y9MW)

113 California, Where Being Boned Is A Way of Life!

I LOVE it here!!!!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at March 15, 2011 07:01 AM (DrWcr)

114 Health Net in CA seems to have misplaced several hard drives with the data on 2 million customers. Whee! Let the good times roll.
 
This could never happen with OCare in place.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 07:01 AM (ENKCw)

115 Sure, those Calipers may feel a bit tight, not to worry.

Posted by: Alphred G. Newsome at March 15, 2011 07:02 AM (UvJqU)

116 Elliot Wave guys said a break below 11,800 would mean a major decline to the next support level.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 15, 2011 07:03 AM (zqzYV)

117 I am proud that I voted for Jerry Brown for President and Barney Obama for Governor. Go California, we our not stupid out here you know !!

Posted by: Henry Castrotti at March 15, 2011 07:03 AM (By4wu)

118

DJIA: - 213.43

Oh My!

 

Posted by: George Takei at March 15, 2011 07:03 AM (pr+up)

119

Dims can't count.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2011 07:05 AM (d0Tfm)

120
Gold recovering nicely inter-day from a big boning of -40 to a little bone of -27.  It too will recover and move to the upside after giving up on  the scare tactics of Japan is over except for the comfort girls.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 07:07 AM (ZHsNw)

121 Behold the awesome power of the illusory 8% rate of return!

Posted by: ya2daup at March 15, 2011 07:08 AM (UzjcV)

122 120 Elliot Wave guys said a break below 11,800 would mean a major decline to the next support level. Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 15, 2011 11:03 AM (zqzYV) How reliable is the Elliot Wave stuff?

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 07:08 AM (RD7QR)

123 126 120 Elliot Wave guys said a break below 11,800 would mean a major decline to the next support level.
Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 15, 2011 11:03 AM (zqzYV)


How reliable is the Elliot Wave stuff?

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

It's interpretive, so there is a margin of error. Also, it takes multiple days for patterns to emerge. It's not a great short-term tool. But for where the market is trending, I'd say it was good.

They've had some misses (like they predicted this downturn to happen two months ago). YMMV.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at March 15, 2011 07:11 AM (zqzYV)

124 The only answer is High Speed Rail!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 15, 2011 07:15 AM (zxpIo)

125 128 The only answer is High Speed Rail!!!

Posted by: Peaches at March 15, 2011 11:15 AM (zxpIo)

WORKS FOR ME!

Posted by: Joe 'choo-choo' Biden at March 15, 2011 07:17 AM (7jCg4)

126 86 82 Well, it is nice to see oil back under $100/bbl again....
Posted by: TXMarko at March 15, 2011 10:24 AM (qNFCk)


What happens when the Japanese start the rebuilding process? Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 10:27 AM

They're going to need LOTS of oil, as they'll need to rely more heavily on oil burning power plants. Lots of construction equipment that needs fueling, and as far as those high speed trains, they're gone in Northern Japan. People still have to get around.

How much longer before they sell off their American T-Bills to raise cash?

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2011 07:20 AM (vdfwz)

127 A guy like Daffy has a long memory for slights. It's the only way an Arab dictator can survive as long as he has. I have a feeling we're in for a series of hijackings and bombings. I also wouldn't be surprised if the Somali pirates suddenly show up with some much deadlier weapons, courtesy of their Libyan benefactors.

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2011 10:55 AM (RD7QR)

Why not? I sure as hell would, with President Present the nutless wonder sitting on the golf course, there will never be a better opportunity.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 07:22 AM (OlN4e)

128 Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2011 11:20 AM (vdfwz)

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to ask that question, either...

Of course, the most obvious answer is: "price spike."  In Oil, when Japan really starts rebuilding, the demand for oil will soar, and we still won't have done anything (drill in ANWR, anyone?) to insulate ourselves from that spiked demand.

In the T-Bills, the price will spike the other direction, and you can prepare for another round of quantitative-boning.

Of course, that's just this lay-person's guess, but I suspect the reasoning is sound enough.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:22 AM (8y9MW)

129 That seems to imply that sites like here are becoming 'go-to' to a lot more people. Which means bad news for JugEars and the MBM.
 
I hope.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 10:38 AM (ENKCw)

Yea, but don't forget there are lefty sites too.

Posted by: KG at March 15, 2011 07:23 AM (DeCj1)

130 Posted by: KG at March 15, 2011 11:23 AM (DeCj1)

There are, but it's actually a little harder for them to spin on the 'net than on TV.  Or, that is, its easier to counter-balance the spin on the 'net, and people are more likely to see the rebuttals.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:24 AM (8y9MW)

131 And if we didn't need more news of Doom...

Analysis: Tiny Bahrain could provoke regional conflict

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 07:24 AM (9hSKh)

132

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 11:24 AM (9hSKh)

Tiny Bahrain is what Zero and his crab lice suffer from.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 07:26 AM (OlN4e)

133 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 11:24 AM (9hSKh)

Yay Chaos!

Okay... so it seems I need to look more seriously at what it'll take to get the family farm running.  I think we even have a diesel tank (which would require diesel, but there's no getting around that) for the tractor- which is an old, 1940's John Deere that will probably outlast my great-grandchildren...

My parents have considered moving out there when they retire... maybe I can convince them to retire a little early...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:27 AM (8y9MW)

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 15, 2011 07:27 AM (AV46a)

135 GaySpeechImpededSockOFF!

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2011 07:28 AM (AV46a)

136 Okay... so it seems I need to look more seriously at what it'll take to get the family farm running.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

All will go swimmingly until you hear the dreaded words from the front door, "Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to hel- Say you guys got a permit for this here farm?"

Hijinks ensue.

Posted by: KG at March 15, 2011 07:30 AM (DeCj1)

137 Duh, winning!

Posted by: Shorting the Market at March 15, 2011 07:30 AM (DPM1U)

138 133 That seems to imply that sites like here are becoming 'go-to' to a lot more people. Which means bad news for JugEars and the MBM.
 
I hope.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2011 10:38 AM (ENKCw)

Yea, but don't forget there are lefty sites too.

Herein lies the problem:  republican governments can only function when the electorate can agree, basically, on what the problems are at a minimum.  This requires that we're all working from the same set of facts and assumptions, more or less.  And with the dextrosphere and the insano-sphere so far apart on what constitutes the truth, we're not going to see a better-functioning government anytime soon.

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 07:31 AM (8ay4x)

139

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

If you are in Arkansas, and you are Black, why break your back farming when you can just cash a check from Uncle Sugar?

Posted by: Shirley Sherrod at March 15, 2011 07:33 AM (AV46a)

140 And remember, in Mexifornia the broken welfare state will increasingly be built on young, hispanic workers supporting old anglo retirees. That's a nice little bit of kindling to put on the California fire.

In 2020 when Governor Rodriguez has to choose between cutting benefits to old anglos or for the more numerous poor hispanics ... who do you think he'll pick?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 15, 2011 07:34 AM (QcFbt)

141 Posted by: KG at March 15, 2011 11:30 AM (DeCj1)

Actually, I think all the appropriate gov't paperwork is current.  My Grampa's estate basically keeps it that way- and my dad is executor of the estate, so I'm pretty sure it's current.

Also, at the level we'd be farming (sans actual cows and chickens), I don't think we'd need anything in the way of permits.  For a long time, they kept basically a 1 acre subsistence garden going (my Ganny and Grampa, that is) and they used the stock tanks for local protein, if they didn't want to buy anything from town.

It's even got an above-ground cellar that will keep things more-or-less refrigerated (wouldn't want to keep milk in there, but lots of other things are fine) and a fire pit (normally used for burning trash, but would work well as an outdoor kitchen in a pinch).

Assuming they've survived (nobody's kept up the farm in years) the catfish in the stock tanks should be pretty big.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:35 AM (8y9MW)

142 Posted by: Shirley Sherrod at March 15, 2011 11:33 AM (AV46a)

'Cause I'm whiter than Rob Thomas and in Texas.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:36 AM (8y9MW)

143
Okay... so it seems I need to look more seriously at what it'll take to get the family farm running.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

THIS is a must have for farm life, and a well worn Sears & Roebuck catalog.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 07:36 AM (ZHsNw)

144
Whoops, HERE it is AllenG.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 07:37 AM (ZHsNw)

145 Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 11:36 AM (ZHsNw)

Was there supposed to be a link, there?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:37 AM (8y9MW)

146

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 11:24 AM (9hSKh)

The Saudis would just be thrilled with that eventuality, though, right?  The past several years, they have been openly nervous about Iranian aggression, and any kind of military support for Bahraini protestors/eventual rebels would be a particularly vivid green light for the Saudis to openly support Israel ravaging Iranian military and nuke installations.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 15, 2011 07:37 AM (/2NEM)

147 Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 11:37 AM (ZHsNw)

LOL.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:37 AM (8y9MW)

148 "There are, but it's actually a little harder for them to spin on the 'net than on TV. Or, that is, its easier to counter-balance the spin on the 'net, and people are more likely to see the rebuttals." I think there is both more and less to it than this. Leftism may as well be called secular islam because its core is an intellectual submission to a set of ideas so disjointed and out of touch with human nature that it makes the koran look almost sane. The muslims stick their asses in the air five times a day, lefties don their plastic bracelets, drive their Priuses and loudly denounce conservatives as racists in their ostentatious "conspicuous virtue" rituals. Discourse on the right happens as discussion and arguments. Discourse on the left is rote memorization of the latest talking points and the frame-ups of the day and a race to demonstrate superior piety to each other in the echo chamber. Left sites end up being places to coordinate messaging. Right sites end up being bloody arenas. I have no idea how to explain HotAir or RedState.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at March 15, 2011 07:37 AM (Pzf4N)

149

15 Worry? Mika and the Morning Joe coffee clutch would tell me if there was anything to worry about.

Mika has her priorities straight.  Screw California.  She's bummed out about her kid eating Domino's pizza.

Posted by: Moochelle O. at March 15, 2011 07:39 AM (mQMnK)

150

'Cause I'm whiter than Rob Thomas and in Texas.

Better luck next time -  Crackah. 

I hate yo' iotas!

Posted by: King Shamir Shabazz at March 15, 2011 07:40 AM (AV46a)

151

From Chicago Tribune August 9, 2010:

"a new report highlights Chicago as having among the highest retail sales tax rates of the nationÂ’s largest cities. At 9.75 percent once county, mass transit and city taxes are added to the statewide 6.25 percent sales tax, ChicagoÂ’s tax rate  is equal to that of Los Angeles."

(I usually manage to make a mess of the "you have a long string of annoying text" thing with url's)

Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 07:40 AM (neKzn)

152 From National Review: "Osama bin Laden famously talked of the weak horse and the strong horse. Obama is the show horse."

Posted by: pitythefool at March 15, 2011 07:41 AM (BjQSh)

153 On a ummmmmm, non-related note...would anyone like to see my, ummmm, NCAA Bracket picks?

Posted by: TEH WON at March 15, 2011 07:41 AM (7jCg4)

154 AllenG - an old rusted out truck at the end of the lane full of .30 holes tends to dampen the curiosity of the less dedicated government employees

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2011 07:43 AM (WkuV6)

155

I joined the AoS moron pickem group.  My name there is "DFL (Dead Fucking Last)" since I had the second-lowest score in 2010 and I intend to improve this year.

Because we score it like golf, right?  Right?

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 07:44 AM (8ay4x)

156
You republicans want us to starve granny, hurt children, and make me and others have sex with a man, and that's disgusting.  No man will ever put his thing near my taco.

Posted by: Mika Brizitski, Daddy's Little Girl at March 15, 2011 07:45 AM (ZHsNw)

157 Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2011 11:43 AM (WkuV6)

Yeah... but isn't "Firestarter" Napalitano part of this administration?  I don't really need the ATF to come raid my farm just because they got nervous.  I'm in Texas, so- outside the federal stuff- farming isn't really that big a headache.  Paperwork-wise, anyway.  I'm not a morning person, nor very physically fit, so if we had to work the farm, I'd be in for some rough days until I got used to it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:46 AM (8y9MW)

158 "Firestarter" Napalitano

Reno.  Not Napolitano.  Wrong twin.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:47 AM (8y9MW)

159 Remain calm! All is well!

Posted by: Chip Diller at March 15, 2011 07:48 AM (yQWNf)

Posted by: Alphred G. Newsome at March 15, 2011 07:48 AM (UvJqU)

161
speaking of disgusting behavior...

Have you seen this abortion rally video? If you're not in the mood to listen to subhumans celebrate killing the unborn, don't watch it.

Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 15, 2011 07:49 AM (uFokq)

162 If you're not in the mood to listen to subhumans celebrate killing the unborn, don't watch it.

I'm pretty well never in the mood for that, so thanks for the head's up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:51 AM (8y9MW)

163 It could be worse. At least for now, there are not three nuclear core melt downs in progress. Although when the shit hits the fan with our financial collapse, three core melt downs will pale in comparison.

Posted by: sTevo at March 15, 2011 07:52 AM (q1Tbv)

164 Also, at the level we'd be farming (sans actual cows and chickens), I don't think we'd need anything in the way of permits.

You would be surprised, I rent out 8 acres of my land to a neighbor and paperwork is required. Things changed in the past couple of years and as a white male I was no longer permitted to rent it out so I had to have my mother sign the paper work

She (being female) is apparently disadvantaged so it is okey dokey for her to rent it in the govts eyes. So I expect they will make it so I can't farm it myself soon. The recent food safety act (H.R.2751) had this kind of crap in it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2011 07:53 AM (tf9Ne)

165

Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at March 15, 2011 11:49 AM (uFokq)


It's things like that, actually, which tell me that we are well and truly boned.  It isn't the financials so much - those are damning as well, to be sure - but things like punks comparing an abortion to getting a cup of coffee... this are the people who will inherit the world that is presently going mad.  They can't handle it, they can't even get a grip on their own lives.

Screwed.  Completely, irrevocably screwed.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 15, 2011 07:54 AM (/2NEM)

166

How about some HAPPY FINGERS?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 15, 2011 07:54 AM (ZHsNw)

167 Damn, fish, I thought you said something about chicken fingers

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 15, 2011 07:55 AM (8ay4x)

168

The entrenched nature of local school boards is astounding in IL. Make them responsible to local taxpayers.

Imagine seeing your constituents in the grocery after you've just voted to give Teacher A a 20% pension sweetener. A tad uncomfortable, no?

 

Illinois politics is arcane to the 11th and that's an understatement.  The thing about public pensions in Illinois is that the state legislature writes the rules on pensions, and the local taxing bodies have to pay for them.  Until now, the state paid for teacher pensions EXCEPT in the city of Chicago.  Therefore, the unfortunate taxpayers of Chicago paid for their own teachers pensions, AND contributed to all the other teachers in the state as well.

The local units of government have always been responsible for their other public employee pensions (firefighters, police, all the other govt workers). 

 

So, local school boards have no control over teacher pensions, they have to do what they are told.  The early retirement option put in place a couple of years ago means that when a teacher leaves early, a district has to pay, cash money, hundreds of thousands of dollars per employee to the pension system, in the year they leave.  If four employees take early retirement in a year, it costs a million dollars.

And another little wrinkle, when a teacher retires, early or not, local districts are required to give that person a 6% raise each year for the four years preceeding the retirement.  That's 24% plus compounding.  And you wonder why Illinois is boned...........



Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 07:55 AM (neKzn)

169 I've given up worrying about abortion, and I am actually embracing it now.

The people who practice primarily vote for Democrats anyway, which means they are doing everything they can to eliminate themselves from the gene pool. Fewer kids that are going to want their 'entitlements' and spread the filthy liberal mindset.

Good riddance, I say.

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 07:57 AM (x7g7t)

170 140 Okay... so it seems I need to look more seriously at what it'll take to get the family farm running.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 11:27 AM (8y9MW)

All will go swimmingly until you hear the dreaded words from the front door, "Hi, I'm from the government, and I'm here to hel- Say you guys got a permit for this here farm?"

Hijinks ensue.

Posted by: KG at March 15, 2011 11:30 AM (DeCj1)

With a big enough farm, you can bury the body and no one will ever find it.


'Joe from the government? No, haven't seen him'.

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 07:58 AM (x7g7t)

171 Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2011 11:53 AM (tf9Ne)

See also- not a morning person, and not physically fit.

By the time I'm actually working a farm, the situation will be so dire that I don't expect too many "Revenuers" to be heading into West Texas if they can avoid it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 07:59 AM (8y9MW)

172 "The recent food safety act (H.R.2751) had this kind of crap in it." This kind of overreach manufactures criminals within the ranks of the otherwise law-abiding. This is the heart of the illegal immigration problem. Without the workers who come here for work, there would be no underground communities to anchor freeloaders. Without our market-destroying federal employment laws, there would be no black market for the bootleg labor in the first place. We are living way beyond our means in terms of regulations, services, and entitlements. The most dangerous enemy is the enemy within.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at March 15, 2011 08:00 AM (Pzf4N)

173 Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 11:58 AM (x7g7t)

"Big enough farm" my foot.  You know what survives in west Texas better than cows?  Goats and Pigs.  I wouldn't need a big farm.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:00 AM (8y9MW)

174

Believe it or not, Ontario, Canada is almost as boned as California, if not more. I'm sure as hell not planning on staying here, but I just recently found out the the province's debt is well over $200 Billion for a population of 11 million. That's $16,000 per person whereas California is about $9600 or so. I've been calling Ontario 'California North' for a while but even I was surprised by the debt figures.

Although I grew up in Canada, I'm not going to have any problem giving up citizenship to this place. In fact, I believe renouncing Canadian citizenship will be even easier than renouncing US citizenship - scheduled at the embassy in a couple of weeks.

Regarding the United States, I fear how confiscatory the government will get, even with citizens living abroad down the road and feel its safer to cut ties officially. In Canada, given my views on the child raping pedophile Mohammad, it's only a matter of time before I'm dragged in front of a human rights commision for saying the wrong thing.

If either country develops some cajones, or if we can start the what AllenG hints at in comment 3, give me a ring. At this point, I want to become Korean and help fight off the Chinese when the time comes. I'm sick of living in a suicidal culture - well 2 of them. Okay 1.5 cultures. - American culture and whatever the crap passes as Canadian. Until then, I'll warn the Koreans where we went wrong and pay respects to our fallen soldiers on Memorial days. Thanks for letting me vent....

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 15, 2011 08:00 AM (GKQDR)

175 157 On a ummmmmm, non-related note...would anyone like to see my, ummmm, NCAA Bracket picks?
Posted by: TEH WON at March 15, 2011 11:41 AM

Our Glorious Leader is sooooo cool in a crisis, above the fray. A wave of his hand and the seas will move!

PRESIDENT OBAMA is taping his NCAA picks today, and theyÂ’ll be revealed tomorrow on ESPN.

Posted by: The MBM at March 15, 2011 08:02 AM (vdfwz)

176 You know we've gone to DEFCON 1 levels of boned when the words "President Joe Biden" actually have a calming effect on your psyche.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 15, 2011 08:03 AM (moic3)

177

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 11:57 AM (x7g7t)


I cannot take that view.  It is not the fault of the children who die for their parent's obsession with Sanger, and on a firmly practical side, it does not at all help the demographics issues that Monty mentions frequently.

Fifty million dead since '73, with no end in sight.  It is not something that can be put aside.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 15, 2011 08:03 AM (/2NEM)

178 seriously, should I quit putting money in my Roth and let the degenerate gambler in me loose? (I'm in vegas)

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 15, 2011 08:03 AM (9wOfB)

179 "Big enough farm" my foot.  You know what survives in west Texas better than cows?  Goats and Pigs.  I wouldn't need a big farm.

I hear pigs are great recyclers of revenuers IYKWIM

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2011 08:04 AM (tf9Ne)

180 Korea, eh?  Think of how amazing your sex life will be.  They've got the greatest beauties in the world.

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 08:05 AM (8ay4x)

181 PRESIDENT OBAMA is taping his NCAA picks today, and theyÂ’ll be revealed tomorrow on ESPN.

Posted by: The MBM at March 15, 2011 12:02 PM (vdfwz)

Ummmmmm, what can I say?...I'm important and the World wants to know my, uhhhhh, picks.

Posted by: TEH WON at March 15, 2011 08:07 AM (7jCg4)

182 Duh, winning!

It's the incense and unicorn blood.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 15, 2011 08:08 AM (0q2P7)

183 The recent food safety act (H.R.2751) had this kind of crap in it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2011 11:53 AM (tf9Ne)

It's a large bill...do you know which section it's in?

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 15, 2011 08:08 AM (VcPAo)

184 On a strange and somewhat related note, there was a Leftist troll on AoS a couple of months ago who was haranguing a regular poster about how right-wing haters were slowly being bred out of existence.  The troll in question was crowing about victories for 'gay rights' in the DOJ's refusal to enforce DOMA and DADT being repealed.  The forum regular then made a particularly witty comeback which probably several posters remember, but that's aside the point.

The Left ought to be concerned with breeding itself out of existence.  Worshipping Mother Gaia, abortion, embracing homosexuality as the norm - I wonder if they ever realize what they are doing to their own capacity to enforce their views on society, as they are rapidly dwindling their own next-generation numbers.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 15, 2011 08:08 AM (/2NEM)

185 185 Korea, eh?  Think of how amazing your sex life will be.  They've got the greatest beauties in the world.

Leave it to you to think of the decadence angle,

Anyway, was this what those Iranian ships were offloading in Syria earlier this month?

Israel Seizes Cargo Ship Carrying Tons of Iranian Weapons Bound For Hamas in GazaÂ…

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 08:09 AM (9hSKh)

186 NEWS FLASH: Karl Rove now FNC's Nuclear Expert.

That is all.

Posted by: Barbarian at March 15, 2011 08:10 AM (EL+OC)

187 as they are rapidly dwindling their own next-generation numbers.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 15, 2011 12:08 PM (/2NEM)

They don't need their own - they steal ours!

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 15, 2011 08:10 AM (VcPAo)

188 "California: Where Being Boned Is a Way of Life"

California Here I come!

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at March 15, 2011 08:10 AM (PLvLS)

189 OT: The House is debating the stop-gap soon. Final vote expected to be held @ approximately 2pm.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:11 AM (UO6+e)

190

The Left ought to be concerned with breeding itself out of existence. 

 

Shush, don't tell them!  Maybe they won't notice!

Posted by: Boots at March 15, 2011 08:12 AM (neKzn)

191 184 "Big enough farm" my foot.  You know what survives in west Texas better than cows?  Goats and Pigs.  I wouldn't need a big farm.

I hear pigs are great recyclers of revenuers IYKWIM

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2011 12:04 PM (tf9Ne)

'Ere, that's my shtick, you f***ing wanker c**t!  Feed buzzsaw to the pigs, Errol!

Posted by: Brick Top at March 15, 2011 08:13 AM (DrWcr)

192 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 11:59 AM (8y9MW)

Stock up on nail polish.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 15, 2011 08:14 AM (UvJqU)

193 I have family in California and I understand why they don't leave, but it's curious that people are still moving there considering this financial situation. What is the incentive for these individuals?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:14 AM (UO6+e)

194 There is no crisis! There is no -- a ham? Why thank you! *SNARF* Nom nom. Anyway, there is no crisis!

Posted by: Michael "Take everybody's but mine" Moore at March 15, 2011 08:15 AM (RD7QR)

195 H.R. 167* is now being debated. One hour of debate has been set aside for all sides to make their case.

*providing for consideration of the joint resolution (H.J. Res. 4 making further continuing appropriations for fiscal year 2011, and for other purposes

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:21 AM (UO6+e)

196 200 H.J. Res. 48. It was automatically turned into a smiley face.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:22 AM (UO6+e)

197 Is it just me, or is this day interminable?  I feel like I've already worked 8 hours today...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:28 AM (8y9MW)

Posted by: California Leech at March 15, 2011 08:29 AM (UK9cE)

199 Don't you DARE take away my FREE SHIT!!!!!!

I kill you maing......

Posted by: California Leech at March 15, 2011 08:30 AM (UK9cE)

200 198 I have family in California and I understand why they don't leave, but it's curious that people are still moving there considering this financial situation. What is the incentive for these individuals?

Ignorance?  Good weather?  Specialized industries/professions that require you to live there?

My best friend is going to film school and when he graduates, he has to move to Cali because that's where his work is.  He has bitterly complained to me about Cali's financial woes...

/I tried to talk him into the sciences.    No dice.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 08:31 AM (9hSKh)

201 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 12:31 PM (9hSKh)

Has he looked at North Texas?  We do a lot of TV shows that shoot in Los Colinas (Dallas/Fort Worth).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:32 AM (8y9MW)

202 More Bahrain news:

Bahrain under state of emergency

It is from Al-Jizz, but if Hillary trusts them, why shouldn't I?

Seriously, this isn't good news.  I'm rooting for the Royal Family, because they are pro-Western and generally have ruled the island fairly (up until now).  Alas, I'm afraid if that the protesters win, Iran gets another foothold and acquires another means to threaten the free-flow of oil by using Bahrain as a base to disrupt oil supplies coming from Saudi Arabia. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 08:34 AM (9hSKh)

203 205 198  Ignorance?  Good weather?  Specialized industries/professions that require you to live there? [...]

That's true, there are some fields in which there are good jobs out in Cali.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:35 AM (UO6+e)

204
I'm majoring in women's studies, and upon graduation and my divorce from Tareq, I'm moving to Los Angeles because that's where the best looking lesbians live.

.

Posted by: Michaele Salshi at March 15, 2011 08:36 AM (ZHsNw)

205 <Channel Left-tard>
You're just saying that so you can rape Anwar and kill all the carribou! You meanie!
</Channel Left-tard>

Now I need a shower.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:36 AM (8y9MW)

206 Is it just me, or is this day interminable?  I feel like I've already worked 8 hours today...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 12:28 PM (8y9MW)



Well, I kinda hate my job, so every day feels like a 14 hour day.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 08:36 AM (UK9cE)

207 Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 12:36 PM (UK9cE)

Suck.  But a bad job is better than no job.
I'm usually bored (doing support on one of the most stable systems with which I've ever worked) but something about today is just making it seem worse than normal.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:38 AM (8y9MW)

208 H.J. Res. 48. It was automatically turned into a smiley face.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 12:22 PM (UO6+e)



You put a closed parenthesis after the 8.  That is interpreted by the post as a smiley face with sunglasses .....

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 08:38 AM (UK9cE)

210 8"

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 08:39 AM (qIHlG)

211 Senate BBA Crafts BBA Deal (NRO)

"The key negotiating group includes Hatch, Cornyn, Lee, Kyl and Sen. Pat Toomey (R., Pa.)."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:39 AM (UO6+e)

212

To Old Sailor's Poet:

 I lived in San Diego for 7 years. I left in 89. It's a beautiful place.  ........ I just want to thank the libtards and the 3rd world law breakers for fucking up one of the most beautiful places in the world.

Amen, brother. I grew up in Newport/Balboa in the 40s and 50s ... retired in January, from my engineering work, and am now in the process of moving to a small town in Eastern Washington, to a house I bought 10 years ago.

I understand my old company is having trouble getting qualified applicants ...

Posted by: Mr Natural at March 15, 2011 08:39 AM (Krrrh)

213 Suck.  But a bad job is better than no job.
I'm usually bored (doing support on one of the most stable systems with which I've ever worked) but something about today is just making it seem worse than normal.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 12:38 PM (8y9MW)



Yeah.  The market blows.  I've been looking for a new gig pretty hard this year because it's really starting to affect me personally.  Depression, anger, blahhhhness...  I'm seriously considering taking my chances with one of the 3 to 6 month contracts that seem to be the only things available right now.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 08:39 AM (UK9cE)

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 08:40 AM (qIHlG)

215 O/T
If the blogs can raise a mill for Brown in MA and Donovan in DE, why can't we organize a fundraiser for the WI recall effort?  The AFL-CIO and moveon.org have raised over a mill to help the democrats.

Where is our money?  Ace, get the Ewok nation motivated and raise some money!

Here is the problem.  http://tinyurl.com/6k93lkt

Posted by: Kemp at March 15, 2011 08:40 AM (JpFM9)

216 Has he looked at North Texas?  We do a lot of TV shows that shoot in Los Colinas (Dallas/Fort Worth).

Not that I know of.  He might prefer the Hollyweird lifestyle though. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 15, 2011 08:40 AM (9hSKh)

217 213 You put a closed parenthesis after the 8.  That is interpreted by the post as a smiley face with sunglasses .....

I know, which is why I should have fixed it. Oh, well...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:40 AM (UO6+e)

218 8"

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 12:39 PM (qIHlG)



I said parenthesis, not quotes. 

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 08:41 AM (UK9cE)

219 I know, which is why I should have fixed it. Oh, well...

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 12:40 PM (UO6+e)



Oh....sometimes I try to play Mr. KnowItAll and it backfires on me......Heh.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 08:42 AM (UK9cE)

220 Monty, we need another DOOM topic on what's going on with the foreclosure mess, it's dropped off the radar for some reason.

Posted by: Rebar at March 15, 2011 08:42 AM (uPpYX)

221 Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 12:38 PM (OlN4e)

It is so past time to impeach this idiot.  If the Democrats had an ounce of self-respect and a half-ounce of character, he'd be receiving Articles of Impeachment tomorrow.

Unfortunately, they see no problems with him.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:42 AM (8y9MW)

222 Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 12:39 PM (UK9cE)

I think you've mentioned it, but what field are you in, again?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:44 AM (8y9MW)

223 WH Asks SCOTUS to Stay out of [ObamaCare] for Now

"The Obama administration told the Supreme Court n Monday night it should stay away from a high-profile challenge to the 2010 health care law until after a lower court has had a chance to review the case...."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:44 AM (UO6+e)

224 You poor fucks that think California is not going to be bailed out, think again.  California is going to enter a cataclysmic meltdown very soon (within 18 months).  Everyone in this state that has their mouth around and sucking a State Teat will be fired up and pissed off, including millions of illegals.  Civil unrest will be off the charts.  You will see Uncle Sugar stepping in and pumping billions into this state. It will be another "kick the can" down the street to buy some time.  Yes, most conservatives in other states will be absolutly angry about this California Bail Out, but it's gunna happen.  You other states are going to help pay for the biggest, most generous entitlement program in the United States of America.  Also, you will help pay for the "Sanction" cities" here as well...Los Angeles, San Francisco, Berkley...etc. etc.  Yes, your taxes will go to help us pay for millions of illegal aliens that are on welfare, food stamps, free medical, education.  We need your bucks!  So, keep working and paying your taxes everyone, Jerry and the boys will be digging into your wallets next year!

Posted by: Sparky at March 15, 2011 08:47 AM (NjXSJ)

225 Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 12:44 PM (UO6+e)

I would really like for SCOTUS to short-circuit the process, but, in this case, the WH is more or less right.  Since a lot of this doesn't go into effect until '13 & '14, there is (on paper) no reason to rush this to SCOTUS.

Of course, I hope that SCOTUS says something along the lines of "Well, we were going to leave it alone until you decided to tell us how to do our job, Barry, but we've reconsidered."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:48 AM (8y9MW)

226

Sparky at March 15, 2011 12:47 PM (NjXSJ)

http://tinyurl.com/ddw86r

Posted by: Rebar at March 15, 2011 08:50 AM (uPpYX)

227 This is silly. The House should have allowed only 30min on whether to agree to agree and ought to be debating H.R. 167. Circular firing squad by multiple sides on this stop-gap measure is going to occur regardless; it's time to just get to it, take the vote, and move-on from there.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:51 AM (UO6+e)

228 Cripes. Check out the photos Ben posted on the side bar. The Japanese are really, most sincerely, fucked. They are gonna need help. A lot of help.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 08:53 AM (OlN4e)

229

So...Obama is pacing himself.  He doesn't want to get spent/spun up about mere foreign crises...he needs to save his energy for the domestic crises.

The events of the last few weeks is the reason why I was concerned about the congressional GOP's strategy of promoting tiny cuts every two weeks instead of going big up front--the strategy depends on stability and cohesiveness, the earmarks (NPI) of a bygone era. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 15, 2011 08:53 AM (DPM1U)

230 Great, the guy on Fox news is saying there are 61 people identified as having radiation sickness and they will die within three months?  And then when asked how bad is the situation he says dire...

great

Posted by: curious at March 15, 2011 08:53 AM (k1rwm)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:53 AM (UO6+e)

232
I think you've mentioned it, but what field are you in, again?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 12:44 PM (8y9MW)



IT work.  I manage servers, networks, PC's......jack of all, kinda.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 08:56 AM (UK9cE)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 08:56 AM (UO6+e)

234 I miss you guys

Posted by: Top Headlines at March 15, 2011 08:57 AM (penCf)

235 That study found ... retirees are living longer

That study suggests one part of the solution to me.  Transfer all their health care to bami-care and unleash the death panels.  Just what is the societal value of a retiree from the license bureau anyway?

Posted by: snookered at March 15, 2011 08:58 AM (go4rb)

236 Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 12:56 PM (UK9cE)

Look up a group called Sogeti.  They do IT Consulting, and I think they have an infrastructure group as well.

Actually, they're my actual employer (as opposed to the client I work for), but they're arranged regionally, so different regions do different things based on demand.  We don't really do infrastructure stuff here in DFW, but other groups do- I think.

If you've done project planning/management (not an unusual thing for a general IT guy) they've got a whole lot of that stuff, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 08:59 AM (8y9MW)

237 #231

Your DAMN RIGHT!   I have one on my car bumper!

Posted by: Kemp at March 15, 2011 08:59 AM (JpFM9)

238

Public-sector actuaries are...how shall I put this?...highly motivated to use the most optimistic numbers for their projections

 

The actuary tables!!!! Check the ACTURARY TABLES!!11!!! 

 

Posted by: MATT DAMON at March 15, 2011 09:00 AM (pr+up)

239 If you've done project planning/management (not an unusual thing for a general IT guy) they've got a whole lot of that stuff, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 12:59 PM (8y9MW)


I'll do that, for sure.  I've done project management, security, anti-virus, network, blah blah blah.......You name it, I've had a hand in it at some point.

Much appreciate the info, sir.

Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 09:02 AM (UK9cE)

240

retirees are living longer

Not if I have anything to say about it!

Posted by: Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel at March 15, 2011 09:03 AM (DrWcr)

241 FORE!


Posted by: sir golfsalot at March 15, 2011 09:04 AM (ph9vn)

242 They just said on jibtv that rods were exposed fully at one of these reactors for 6 hours.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 09:07 AM (qIHlG)

243 235 [...] The events of the last few weeks is the reason why I was concerned about the congressional GOP's strategy of promoting tiny cuts every two weeks instead of going big up front--the strategy depends on stability and cohesiveness, the earmarks (NPI) of a bygone era.

From what I've been reading, a number of the GOP members voting no on this stop-gap are looking for a compromise 1st, shut-down second. I have a problem with this because Appropriations Chair Hal Rogers would get to lead negotiations and I have a feeling he'd only ask for half of that $61.5B. Still, while CRs throughout the entire year would yield $104B in cuts I'm hoping for a different strategy soon, maybe breaking H.R. 1 into pieces and passing it that way. I was also surprised to hear that not only Obama but Treasury want a shutdown. Also rather disgusted some members are voting against just because they're worried about how a yes vote would look to Heritage and what it would do to their ACU ratings. How about doing it because you think it's the right thing to do?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 09:07 AM (UO6+e)

244 San Fran Nan is speaking about job creation and blaming Bush. They want more jobs bills.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 09:11 AM (UO6+e)

245 Jobs bill= the new welfare.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at March 15, 2011 09:13 AM (oBXlb)

246 If you guys could keep the chatter down.... I could line up this putt.

Posted by: sir golfsalot at March 15, 2011 09:13 AM (ph9vn)

247 They should pass some more unemployment benefits to create jobs and get the economy moving.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 15, 2011 09:15 AM (qIHlG)

248 Once artists can quit their job and focus on their craft.. we will all be just fine.

Posted by: Jackwagon at March 15, 2011 09:16 AM (ph9vn)

249
99 weeks of unemployment compensation is entirely to short a time frame for me and others to adequately seek out and obtain employment with our black or women studies degrees.  We worked hard and are entitled to work in our field of choice with great compensation as we were told by our professors.

Posted by: Umeployed Liberal Squish at March 15, 2011 09:19 AM (ZHsNw)

250 234 Cripes. Check out the photos Ben posted on the side bar. The Japanese are really, most sincerely, fucked. They are gonna need help. A lot of help.

Posted by: maddogg at March 15, 2011 12:53 PM (OlN4e)

I really believe this is the black swan.  It could well prove to be the catalyst for the death spiral for much of the western economy.  No way can you look at the scale of that disaster, know the precariousness of our current economy, understand the fragility of our complex interconnected global society and come away thinking life as we know it will simply putter along unscathed. 

AllenG, get to the farm yesterday. We've crossed the Rubicon.

Posted by: Derak at March 15, 2011 09:22 AM (CjpKH)

251 Where's the Kitteh?

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 15, 2011 09:22 AM (lH6z9)

252 178 Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 11:58 AM (x7g7t)

"Big enough farm" my foot.  You know what survives in west Texas better than cows?  Goats and Pigs.  I wouldn't need a big farm.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 12:00 PM (8y9MW)

I hear West Texas is having a bit of a pig problem. When Texas becomes the Republic of Texas, again, would you mind letting other good souls in to help control the pig population? I figure the hears there are large enough to support a sizeable populate.

Plus we can eat the libs that try to breach our borders illegally.

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 09:23 AM (x7g7t)

253 errr...hears = herds.

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 09:24 AM (x7g7t)

254 San Fran Nan is speaking about job creation and blaming Bush. They want more jobs bills.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 15, 2011 01:11 PM (UO6+e)


I've never really seen more of an incompetent bunch than this current congress.  They're embarrassing.  I mean really. 

The SOLUTION is to PASS MORE LAWS....DEMANDING that jobs BE CREATED!!!!!eleventy!!!11!!1!!1!!!  That damn George W. Bush and his meddling policies that told people to stop hiring, fire people and send this economy into turmoil!!! 

Mrs. Pelosi, you've spent almost a billion dollars in the last year in an attempt to create jobs and were only successful in creating government jobs or temporary construction jobs.  The unemployment rate is still near 10%, so in effect, you've spent a truckload of money and accomplished nothing of value.  How much do you think you need to spend at this point?  Is the only job a government job?

Do you think you could pull your head out of your ass long enough to get some oxygen instead of breathing your own anal gasses?


Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 09:26 AM (UK9cE)

255 Posted by: curious at March 15, 2011 12:53 PM (k1rwm)

Curious; you would do your own peace of mind, and every one's here, a world of good if you turned your TV off and quit talking to your "friends" in the city.

Posted by: Vic at March 15, 2011 09:30 AM (M9Ie6)

256

Illinois just increased its income tax by 67%, yes sixty-seven per cent.

it's STILL lower that California's income tax. We've been getting the bone for so long that we've got ass callouses. we can't even feel it any more.

Here's my optimistic prediction on how it's going to go for CA. Things are going to get more and more in the shit with environmental regs, labor laws and hig taxes until we go into the shitter like NYC was in the '70s and Detroit is today. Then the electorate will give it up and elect a Guliani who will put he hammer down and begin to pull us out.

Either that or the 51% Mexican children in CA schools will grow up, vote to secede and annex us to Mexico making us the perpetual shithole that Mexico is now.

Posted by: Max Entropy at March 15, 2011 09:34 AM (lH6z9)

257 Posted by: © Sponge at March 15, 2011 01:02 PM (UK9cE)

You're welcome.  Let me know if it pans out.

Posted by: blindside at March 15, 2011 01:23 PM (x7g7t)

Parts of it are, but they're not everywhere, yet.  My understanding is that javalenas (sp?) are like all the bad parts of pigs, anyway, so no one really wants to hunt them. 

That said, I'm sure, once the cities start burning, that my farm would be able to use a few hands beyond just my family.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at March 15, 2011 09:41 AM (8y9MW)

258 198 I have family in California and I understand why they don't leave, but it's curious that people are still moving there considering this financial situation. What is the incentive for these individuals? ++ Weather. Also, even as libtarded as it looks, the number of non-libtards here easily beats that of any state. There are a lot of us here.

Posted by: Apologetic California at March 15, 2011 09:47 AM (t4w+C)

259 I spent the weekend with some older relatives - when things go to hell - the critter population takes a big hit.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2011 09:49 AM (WkuV6)

260 AllenG, Javalenas are actually giant rodents. They are not pigs.

Posted by: Old Dog at March 15, 2011 09:53 AM (jf9VP)

261

Posted by: Truman North at March 15, 2011 12:05 PM (8ay4x)

The beautiful women will make it all worthwhile.

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 15, 2011 09:58 AM (GKQDR)

262 Hey, guys, we're saddled, rested, and ready to go.  Just say the word...

Posted by: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at March 15, 2011 11:15 AM (izA2D)

263 I take it, Monty, you live in California? And are really, really upset at the fiscal shenanigans?

Do yourself a favor before you stroke out or collapse with a massive coronary;

MOVE. MOVE. MOVE. MOVE. MOVE. MOVE.

Vote with your feet dude cause the people you are electing aren't getting the job done or there's not enough of them.

Hey, California, in the midst of massive debt and unemployment
VOTED IN JERRY BROWN FOR GOVERNOR!!!111!!!ELEVENTY!!!

Mr. Starshine and Rainbows himself. Not gonna be any fiscal sanity coming from the Governor's Mansion for a while.

That should be a clue that California is soon to reach critical mass (no, not that Mass) and beginning rapidly collapsing until it condenses to either a lump of neutronium or a black hole. Or disappears up it's own a$$hole with a tidy little squeak.

GET OUT NOW. You know you should.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 15, 2011 02:26 PM (fhTf7)

264 Where am I going to go?  I KNOW that I will not be able to get a job anywhere else to bring in income, not at an unemployment rate of 15% or higher, depending on where you go.  My wife can not afford to move, she would lose all her job support, if she could even get another job.  Our family is here and they are not about to move anywhere else either.  Plus buy another house, at the same price as the one we have now.  We have 5 more years and the mortgage is over.  Buy another house and pay another 30 years for it? That is NOT going to happen.  I see not other options for us.  We will just go down with the ship, screaming all the way to our deaths.
  I just pray for the meteors to come every day.  Then let GOD sort it out. 
  I just LOVE socialism, works every time it is applied. 

Posted by: Heltau at March 16, 2011 10:22 PM (RZDTZ)

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