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April 02, 2011

Candace Kita Reenacts Cool Hand Luke Car Wash Scene [dri]
— Open Blogger

Being that it was such a slow news day, I asked Candace Kita to join me at the AoSHQ Whale Suite high atop the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas. After Jameson (the weekend butler) served us a shaker of tequila martinis, Ms Kita proceeded to explain her latest project. "I filmed a very funny reenactment of the car wash scene from the film Cool Hand Luke. It was for a great entertainment media site called Crackle.com and no, I did not play a prisoner..."
Check it out below. Probably NSFW. Enjoy.

From Crackle: Chain Gang

Posted by: Open Blogger at 11:45 AM | Comments (43)
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1 Video isn't working

Posted by: Vegas fluffy at April 02, 2011 11:52 AM (4Kl5M)

2 I'll keep trying

Posted by: NMFW fluffy at April 02, 2011 11:53 AM (4Kl5M)

3 Is the last bit a new rule for AOSHQ? Should we wait until we all ejaculate before discussing political issues?

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2011 11:53 AM (Fw2Gg)

4 does she eat 50 eggs?

Posted by: ktnxbai at April 02, 2011 11:53 AM (DPv/t)

5 Should we wait until we all ejaculate before discussing political issues? Isn't it better during?

Posted by: fluffy at April 02, 2011 11:54 AM (4Kl5M)

6 Video works fine for me.

At least I think it does. I kind of blacked out at about the 3 minute mark. But it was the good kind of blackout.

Posted by: kev at April 02, 2011 11:57 AM (u522y)

7 Check it out below. Probably NSFW. Enjoy.

I'm pretty sure it'll go really well with bourbon in the afternoon! Let me test my theory.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 02, 2011 12:01 PM (/izg2)

8 Video isn't working in Safari It worth opening another. Time for a smoke.

Posted by: fluffy at April 02, 2011 12:01 PM (4Kl5M)

I have Aisha do this with her Barbie Corvette...it's hot.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 02, 2011 12:06 PM (i4eli)

10 On the Beach on TCM. It's a bogus title, I haven't seen one bikini.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2011 12:10 PM (gJNMj)

11 my Loooocille...... *uhh*

Posted by: Frank G at April 02, 2011 12:13 PM (4X0aT)

12 Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-ceeeeeeeel!

Posted by: George Kennedy at April 02, 2011 12:24 PM (MMC8r)

13 This is a lot like shouting fire in a crowded theater. It's forseeable that Islamic extemists will both masturbate to, and be offended by, this horrible display of female booby parts.

Posted by: Justice Breyer at April 02, 2011 12:24 PM (sOtz/)

14 Shakin' the bush here, Boss!

Posted by: George Kennedy at April 02, 2011 12:26 PM (MMC8r)

15
now let's see Candace reenact Bernadette Peters' part in The Longest Yard

Posted by: Billy Bob Soothsayers at April 02, 2011 12:28 PM (uFokq)

16 Bunkymcbunkerson.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 02, 2011 12:31 PM (qPgNK)

17 15 now let's see Candace reenact Bernadette Peters' part in The Longest Yard
_______

As long as she doesn't reenact Bernadette Peters' role in Heartbeeps, it's all good.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 02, 2011 12:41 PM (6fER6)

18 16 Bunkymcbunkerson.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 02, 2011 04:31 PM (qPgNK)

No, THAT's bunkworthy.

Posted by: Theo Van Gogh at April 02, 2011 12:41 PM (GXvuR)

19 distracted sock fail

Posted by: jcjimi at April 02, 2011 12:42 PM (GXvuR)

Bernadette had it going on back in the day. Very fapworthy.

Per Empire of Jeff, they're still called handjobs even if they're self-administered.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 02, 2011 12:45 PM (gJNMj)

21
New word for the day: Twunt!

It describes Bill Maher after his intemperate use of the words twat and c*nt regarding Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at April 02, 2011 12:47 PM (ZHsNw)

22 Well, at least the commercial works.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 02, 2011 12:50 PM (McG46)

23 Crackle.com appears to be offline.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 02, 2011 01:00 PM (fjoLg)

24 Crackle.com appears to be offline.

Just one of their flashing-yellow-crap servers is, but their pages aren't designed to load properly without every single piece of flashing yellow crap flashing yellowly at you at all times.

It's an infuriatingly shitty site with a lot of good stuff hidden on it. I'll miss it, sort of.

Posted by: oblig. at April 02, 2011 01:04 PM (xvZW9)

25 she could suck

Posted by: three word storys suck at April 02, 2011 01:50 PM (tb6mj)

26 Not sure what exactly is going on at the top thread, but I'm pretty sure I'm still too sober to play.

Question - can y'all tell me where the best place is to watch the basketball games over the internet? Does CBS have a live feed? (which I'll look for right now, duh)

Posted by: NC Ref at April 02, 2011 01:53 PM (/izg2)

27 Well *that* server didn't last long.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 02, 2011 02:01 PM (bxiXv)

28 Note to self: What until you ejaculate.

Posted by: moi at April 02, 2011 02:04 PM (s7C19)

29 It works for me.

Posted by: moi at April 02, 2011 02:05 PM (s7C19)

30 Total fiction.

Punk juvies wash police and corrections vehicles, not officer hotties.

Posted by: logprof, critic at April 02, 2011 02:37 PM (BP6Z1)

31 Clearly this woman is hanging around with the wrong crowd, and is in need of some well-placed advice.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2011 03:01 PM (FaFnu)

32 Eh, it was okay. Too much yakking, too much man boobs, not enough girl boobs.... Original from "Cool Hand" still the best.... Luuuccccilleee.....

Posted by: GuyfromNH at April 02, 2011 03:38 PM (MfJhi)

33 Man, Id love to see those in a sweater!

Posted by: Potsie at April 02, 2011 03:43 PM (09Qdq)

34 Yes, but can she eat 100 marshmallow Peeps Quacks?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2011 03:45 PM (/wCSE)

35 Re. 34 Crap! I thought the whole thing was all of the Malcolm In The Middle scene and not just a vanity YouTube piece.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 02, 2011 03:49 PM (/wCSE)

36
anybody dl Battle: LA from the links I dropped earlier?

I'm watching it now and the quality is excellent.

Posted by: Billy Bob Soothsayers at April 02, 2011 04:03 PM (6cqZX)

37 yeah, saw Battle L.A....was good...lots of action, no pinko message

Posted by: Mr Claymore at April 02, 2011 04:07 PM (emArD)

38 Flush the Fashion

Posted by: Alice Cooper at April 02, 2011 04:14 PM (emArD)

39 She's a butter face.Sorry.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2011 04:46 PM (TpzH6)

40 She's a butter face.Sorry ClassifiedsFree Classifieds

Posted by: mard at April 03, 2011 05:52 AM (iWRab)

41 No kidding the original was better. It comes from a great film that most people think should have won the Oscar. The scene comes completetly out of left field and the sexual images flash by in an instant. And seeing as a lot of us popped our first boner after seeing it, those images are seared in our memories till the day we die

Posted by: Call me Lennie at April 03, 2011 05:56 AM (GOsSG)

42 e

Posted by: Cheesehead Bill at April 05, 2011 08:17 PM (3hWhZ)

I don't think dri gets enough props for his Candace Kita pimping videos.

So, mad props to dri.

Now, off to my bunk.

Posted by: Lewis at April 05, 2011 08:47 PM (WRfR7)

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