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February 24, 2011

CBS Discontinues Two And A Half Men For Rest of Season
— Ace

Based on the fact that Charlie Sheen is insane. And more coked up than a Columbian soft drink machine.

Hollywood Reporter claims he made an "anti-semitic attack" on the show's creator but the extent of that seems to be calling him "Chaim Levine" instead of his real name, Charles Levine, or his stage name, Charles Lorre. I suppose there's some kind of Jew-baiting there, a little, but I don't really think you can call that an "anti-semitic attack."

It is odd that a family/kid's show stars this out of control lunatic Dead Pool draft-choice.

I prayed earlier that they'd take his show away so he'd be forced to do what he was born for -- embarrassing basic-cable celebrity reality shows. I hope that we'll finally get to see his talent in that venue, before he dies, I mean.

If You're Wondering... why I'm posting about Charlie Sheen, it's because he's a Truther.

I wish death on him. After he does a humiliating run on trainwreck tv, like Addiction House or whatever the hell it is where a bunch of washed-up cokefiends sit down for rap sessions with Dr. Drew.

Posted by: Ace at 04:44 PM | Comments (239)
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1 I bet his co-stars aren't too happy with him right now.

Posted by: Tami at February 24, 2011 04:46 PM (VuLos)

2 Anyone else frightened that God is starting to answer Ace's prayers?

Posted by: Jeff in PA at February 24, 2011 04:46 PM (45WVs)

3 Leave Charlie alone.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 04:46 PM (+sBB4)

4 Well lets see, he spent all his time in 2.5 dudes playing a drunk rich womanizer, so tell me how reality TV is going to be different?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 04:47 PM (0q2P7)

5 Bob Saget is available as a replacement.Just sayin'.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 04:48 PM (09ql5)

I'll take June 17th in the pool.

Odds it's a murder/suicide - 7:5.

Posted by: rickinstl at February 24, 2011 04:48 PM (7unIp)

7 Anyone else frightened that God is starting to answer Ace's prayers?

Nope.
Noticed the rain outside. Put out a pot to collect the Val-U-Rite

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 04:48 PM (0q2P7)

8 >>> so tell me how reality TV is going to be different? Because he'll provide his own dialogue which will not be witty and funny so much as crazy and pathetic.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 04:49 PM (nj1bB)

9 Hollywood Reporter claims he made an "anti-semitic attack" on the show's creator but the extent of that seems to be calling him "Chaim Levine" instead of his real name, Charles Levine, or his stage name, Charles Lorre.

Hey, look, we needed something other than "batshit crazy". This qualifies, now shut up.

Posted by: CBS lawyers at February 24, 2011 04:49 PM (T0NGe)

10 Charlie, the Hoff, and Mel Gibson in Celebrity Binge Drinking!

Posted by: Doc at February 24, 2011 04:49 PM (jGXQI)

11 Ted McGinley told me he's waiting for a call.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 04:49 PM (09ql5)

12 I prayed earlier that they'd take his show away so he'd be forced to do what he was born for -- embarrassing basic-cable celebrity reality shows. I hope that we'll finally get to see his talent in that venue, before he dies, I mean.

I have a call in to him right now.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at February 24, 2011 04:50 PM (T0NGe)

13 It is odd that a family/kid's show stars this out of control lunatic Dead Pool draft-choice.

I've never understood a. why the show is popular and b. why the hell a "family" show has him as the star.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 24, 2011 04:50 PM (qPgNK)

14 Celebrity Binge Drinking and Drunk Dialing!

Now that's a show!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 04:51 PM (0q2P7)

15 He must be a conservative to get this kind of treatment

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 04:51 PM (+sBB4)

16 I prayed earlier that they'd take his show away so he'd be forced to do what he was born for -- embarrassing basic-cable celebrity reality shows.

Isn't Gary Busey going to be a participant in The Apprentice? If Charlie Sheen can't top that...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 04:51 PM (cecKI)

17 Yawn. You morons watch this shit?

Posted by: Kemp at February 24, 2011 04:52 PM (JpFM9)

18 I hear ferry pilots are needed.

Posted by: Soothsayus Vindictus at February 24, 2011 04:53 PM (g73jP)

19 How does this help Michelle's children?

Posted by: Kemp at February 24, 2011 04:53 PM (JpFM9)

20 Attack?? How uncivil must this Hollywood reporter be?

Posted by: dogfish at February 24, 2011 04:53 PM (N2yhW)

21 Actually, the show is kinda funny in an "all men are not whipped beta males" kinda way.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 04:53 PM (+sBB4)

22 Anyone else frightened that God is starting to answer Ace's prayers?

Cute. Maybe not the Thread Winner, but cute.

Posted by: Doc Rochester at February 24, 2011 04:54 PM (FJxYQ)

23 Macaca

Posted by: Jingo at February 24, 2011 04:54 PM (JlBmQ)

24 Dude, why the hate? Is he wearing something of yours?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 24, 2011 04:54 PM (le5qc)

The best thing about the show is the theme song. The show is on syndication here on one of our local stations. Sheen has made but loads of money.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at February 24, 2011 04:54 PM (0fzsA)

26 I finally saw Wall Street 2 last weekend (it sucked), but his cameo didn't seem anything like his character from the first movie. He rolls into the scene looking coked up with a chick on each arm. I don't think it was a planned cameo -- I think a coked up Charlie Sheen just wondered onto the set with a couple of hookers and they decided to go with it.

Posted by: brak at February 24, 2011 04:55 PM (nIoiW)

27 OT: Breast Milk Ice Cream Coming To London Shop

I just thought of a good career change.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 04:55 PM (+sBB4)

28 Himey Leveen? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 24, 2011 04:56 PM (WlmJ1)

29 Seriously, if I were the producers, I would sign Will Arnett immediately to a holding contract. He could step in and play the vapid playboy easily. And his show just got cancelled.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 04:56 PM (nj1bB)

30 Isn't Gary Busey going to be a participant in The Apprentice? If Charlie Sheen can't top that...

I'm thinking Hells Kitchen. One episode is all he'd last.
He could come on American Idle as the drunk weaving bobble head that we've missed since Paula left.
Kate plus 8 as the new love interest.
Guest appearance on man vs wild.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 04:56 PM (0q2P7)

31 why?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 24, 2011 04:56 PM (eOXTH)

32 The whole left is this fucked up and jew hating. This one is just brave enough or has reached critical mass to reveal it. The only thing different here is his lack of secrecy.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2011 04:57 PM (In1re)

33 26 I don't think it was a planned cameo -- I think a coked up Charlie Sheen just wondered onto the set with a couple of hookers and they decided to go with it.

That's pretty much how they filmed Two and Half Men - they just put Charlie on the set and recorded him doing what he would normally do at his home-home.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 04:57 PM (cecKI)

34 I'm proud to say.Never saw one episode of this show.I'm proud to say.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 04:57 PM (09ql5)

35 Is this somehow related to the Sen Reid hates hookers story?

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 04:58 PM (+sBB4)

36 34 Whoops.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 04:59 PM (09ql5)

37 What else could they do? The guy refused to go to rehab. He's obviously high as a kite in that phone call. Every two weeks he winds up in the ER. Better to "discontinue" now than have to do it next week. I always thought druggies had trouble getting insured, therefore, they came cheap. I wonder if Sheen has an insurance problem.

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 04:59 PM (Ez4Ql)

38 I just heard he was moving to Cambodia and changing his name to Curt.

Posted by: robtr at February 24, 2011 04:59 PM (hVDig)

39 bet that violated his personal conduct section of the contract unlike the domestic violence, hookers, blow, drunken rampages, and call-in rants. "This time, Charlie, you've crossed a line!". Actually, I expect what happened is they could see there's no way to save this shit, and decided to save next week's "I'm here to wuuuuurk" headlines and $2 million bucks. Sad for the rest of the show's staff and actors

Posted by: Frank G at February 24, 2011 04:59 PM (4X0aT)

I am embarrassed to say that I confess to watching it. I caught on late. I loathe most sit coms. But manly man is kind of funny-probably because of Lorre. Although, I think it's very crude and not for children. The house-keeper is hilarious - as is the mom.

Man man man manly man man. man man man manly man man.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at February 24, 2011 04:59 PM (0fzsA)

41 My dad liked Charlie Harper. Charlie Sheen not so much.

Posted by: Holger at February 24, 2011 05:00 PM (YxGud)

42 The left are fucked up with their Jew Hating.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at February 24, 2011 05:00 PM (0fzsA)

43 I can see how beta males wouldn't like the show

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:01 PM (+sBB4)

44 Hollywood Reporter claims he made an "anti-semitic attack

So he's a union supporter too?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2011 05:01 PM (bgcml)

45 Dollywood.

Posted by: Barbarian at February 24, 2011 05:01 PM (EL+OC)

46 We still get paid, right?

Posted by: Jon Cryer and the annoying kid at February 24, 2011 05:01 PM (DLxD/)

47 Wow- that didn't take long.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:01 PM (Z71Vg)

Seriously....I didn't even know that show was still on.

hee..I'll bet Chucky's agent and management are chewing off a big chunk of Alex Jones's fat ass right now

Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 05:02 PM (AnTyA)

49 I hate shoes

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:02 PM (+sBB4)

50 Posted by: Jon Cryer and the annoying kid at February 24, 2011 09:01 PM (DLxD/)

I get half.

Posted by: Judith at February 24, 2011 05:02 PM (YxGud)

51 I will be fearless and confess that I found him amusing in Major League, Men at Work, and the Breakfast Club. The Top Gun spoofs were worth some sort of minor chuckle. I've never watched this tv show -- it looks bad.

He has had a lot more talent than Will Ferrell and a lot of those SNL retreads they foist on us nowadays.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:03 PM (pW2o8)

52 I wonder if Sheen has an insurance problem.

iirc RDJ couldn't get insured when he first got out of jail

Posted by: alexthechick at February 24, 2011 05:03 PM (qPgNK)

53 I saw one episode on an airplane, and it wasn't bad. I was surprised, since most people talked about it like it was horrible. Hey, I smiled. Starved for entertainment, yes, but that didn't get me to like G.I. Joe. Charlie Sheen, though, is a Truther, and a coked-up whoremonger and all-around spoiled brat lunatic imbecile. The show doesn't need him. He barely acts on it. He says everything in that same bemused "just learned this line three seconds ago" flat affect that you would call a "deadpan" if he were doing it for effect but he's not, he's just drunk and barely functional. He's like Judy Garland with a dick and he'll come to the same end. Just replace him with Will Arnett. Trade up.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:04 PM (nj1bB)

54 They are going to replace the show with a new show "Two and a Half Women" to star only Joy Behar (or possibly Oprah).

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:04 PM (+sBB4)

55 If I'm not mistaken, he dared them to do it. Good for them for actually going through with it.

Posted by: Geronimo at February 24, 2011 05:04 PM (AVXTq)

56 I bet his co-stars aren't too happy with him right now.

I've got a co-worker that is an occasional professional actress. She mentioned last week that the people who were really taking it in the neck was crew. With the show suspended, they are probably free to go look for other work.

Charlie Sheen hates working stiffs!!!!

Posted by: fluffy goes limp at February 24, 2011 05:04 PM (SwkdU)

57 I can't stand Will Ferrell. Just never understood why people thought he is funny.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:04 PM (Z71Vg)

58 So he said "Chaim Levine".

The dude's borderline edentulous... seen that mouth lately?

YOU try saying Charles Levine with only 5 teeth!

Posted by: Double Ply, wannabe speech therapist at February 24, 2011 05:05 PM (ezdtY)

59 >>>I will be fearless and confess that I found him amusing in Major League, Men at Work, and the Breakfast Club he wasn't in the breakfast club, maybe you mean his cameo in Ferris Buelher. Sure, he has some good movies, among them the underrated The Arrival. But he's been doing this for 30+ years.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:05 PM (nj1bB)

60 Who crosses Styx first? Ka'Daffy or Chuckie Estevez?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 24, 2011 05:05 PM (qIHlG)

Well..Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez

...somebody check to make sure he's legal

If he yells Ay Chihuahua the first time he gets anally raped in jail, he probably isn't

Posted by: Chaim Levine at February 24, 2011 05:05 PM (AnTyA)

62 "family/kid's show"

I'm by no means a prude but I always find it hard to think of Two and a Half Men as a "family" or "kid's" show. Too much sex and booze.

Posted by: Scott at February 24, 2011 05:05 PM (NaSR0)

63 52 I liked that stuff too.Wsn't aware he was a nut back than.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:05 PM (09ql5)

64 ...calling him "Chaim Levine" instead of his real name, Charles Levine, or his stage name, Charles Lorre

If my real name was "Carlos Irwin Estevez", I probably wouldn't go there....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (DsqGb)

65 that should be "think" he is funny. Geez.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (Z71Vg)

66 43 I can see how beta males wouldn't like the show.

Hey, I liked it! (Empathis on "liked"). I watched the first three seasons when they came out on DVD a few years ago. The on-liners were good, the interplay between the straight-laced and the hedonistic brothers was great, and I really liked the acerbic wit of the housekeeper's character.

But as with all things, the shtick, particularly that of Charlie's, got really old after a while and I bored of the show.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (cecKI)

I'll take June 17th in the pool.

Odds it's a murder/suicide - 7:5.

It'll be a Belushi. I'll take September 3rd, his birthday.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (pW2o8)

68 Greetings: Although, I did find the show pretty funny the times I watched it, I couldn't resolve the idea of all that sexual banter and behavior in front of the young boy actor. As my father used to say, one of the sighs of adulthood is being able to tell yourself "No!".

Posted by: 11B40 at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (CaGP1)

69 Ima go pop in my VHS copy of The Wraith and remember Charlie in his better days......

Posted by: booger at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (9RFH1)

70 OT but I'm pissed that the Farrelly brothers gave that bitch Joyless Behar a role in their movie "Hall Pass".I can now never see it.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:06 PM (09ql5)

71 That was Charlie's brother Emilio Estevez in "the Breakfast Club"-- the guy who was married to Paula Abdul.

Whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Double Ply, wannabe speech therapist at February 24, 2011 05:07 PM (ezdtY)

72 he wasn't in the breakfast club, maybe you mean his cameo in Ferris Buelher.

Yep, that's it.

I'm losing it.

But not as badly as Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:07 PM (pW2o8)

73 Send him over to FX. Tat him up, give him a limp and slot him on Justified as another freaky son. Done. Now bring me some actress to screen test on my pole.

Posted by: Hollywood Studio Democrat at February 24, 2011 05:07 PM (YZISw)

74 Hey Charlie..I gotta little gig for ya

Posted by: Dr. Drew Pinsky at February 24, 2011 05:07 PM (AnTyA)

75 So have we now determined that the only thing that gets just hollywood leftists in trouble, regardless of what else they do, is to say something antisemitic? All else is good?

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2011 05:08 PM (In1re)

76 #60
Sure, he has some good movies, among them the underrated The Arrival. But he's been doing this for 30+ years.

Thanks. I was thinking of films that Charlie was in and I remembered he was in the one with Ron Silver and the aliens who were using pollution to terraform the planet, but I couldn't remember the title.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 05:08 PM (cecKI)

I'll take June 17th in the pool.

Odds it's a murder/suicide - 7:5.

I'll take June 14th, in the study, with his dick stuffed into a bloated and very dead Alex Jones.

Posted by: Portnoy at February 24, 2011 05:08 PM (azgo2)

78 You know what show sucks... based purely on the promos... How I Met Your Mother. It comes on just before some other sitcom I watch and I can barely take the last 30 seconds of the show.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:08 PM (pW2o8)

79 Charlie Sheen, though, is a Truther,

I did not know this. As I did extensive research (15 seconds of Googling) I noticed only Alex Jones quotes. Is this verified?

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:09 PM (+sBB4)

80 It'll be a Belushi. I'll take September 3rd, his birthday.

I'll take a Farley, either December 18th this year, or February 15th next year.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (cecKI)

81 Kim Kardashian is on the verge of scoring the role of a lifetime ... opposite John Travolta -- as John Gotti's daughter-in-law in the new biopic about the mafioso's life.

Good. It's fitting a gay guy play that murderous, drug dealing pimp and some no talent skank play his daughter in law. Gotti deserves a biopic l about as much as a warm pile of dog shit. I wonder if Travolta will dress in drag again?

Posted by: Rocks at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (th0op)

82 79 I never watched that either,seeing the now admittedly gay Doogie pretend to be a skirt chaser ain't my idea of a good show.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (09ql5)

83 I only think it's odd that you or anyone else would call this a family/kids show.

Posted by: g at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (yv++J)

84 Sure, he has some good movies, among them the underrated The Arrival.

The Arrival is good and oooh The Wraith. To the Netflix queue!

Posted by: alexthechick at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (qPgNK)

85 71 OT but I'm pissed that the Farrelly brothers gave that bitch Joyless Behar a role in their movie "Hall Pass".I can now never see it.

What's funny is she was in the commercials for it at first, but then they took her out of them, guess they got some less than pleasant feedback.

Posted by: booger at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (9RFH1)

86 " I couldn't resolve the idea of all that sexual banter and behavior in front of the young boy actor. " I feel the same about Californication. Now he's fucking a woman who looks like his daughter. They are also big on no condoms.

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (Ez4Ql)

87 I'm thinking Hells Kitchen. One episode is all he'd last.
He could come on American Idle as the drunk weaving bobble head that we've missed since Paula left.
Kate plus 8 as the new love interest.
Guest appearance on man vs wild.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at February 24, 2011 08:56 PM (0q2P7)

The Canadian reality/competition show Mantracker might be a funny one. Two cowboys on horseback track two city slickers across a stretch of wilderness. If the city slickers get to the finish line first, they win. If the cowboys catch them before they reach the finish line, they win. If Charlie is in his normal state, he'll fall down and get caught before he leaves the starting line.

Posted by: Book Geek at February 24, 2011 05:10 PM (1+OO5)

88 @83
Same here.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:11 PM (pW2o8)

89 That was Charlie's brother Emilio Estevez in "the Breakfast Club"-- the guy who was married to Paula Abdul.

Whatever happened to him?

Posted by: Double Ply, wannabe speech therapist at February 24, 2011 09:07 PM (ezdtY)

You can only hide suckiness for so long.

Posted by: Rocks at February 24, 2011 05:11 PM (th0op)

90 One final huzzah, the monster binge of bingeing, will occur before April Fool's day, and Charlie will be found lying face down in a hotel room suffocated in a pool of his own piss, shit and vomit, with his tally whacker partially severed from having fallen into a pile of shattered porcelain. God speed, Chuck.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2011 05:11 PM (/8mBu)

91 If he stays coked up, he can get a role as a zombie. (When does that come back on?)

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:12 PM (+sBB4)

92 "CBS says decision was "Based on the totality of Charlie SheenÂ’s statements, conduct and condition.""

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:12 PM (Ez4Ql)

93 Is it wrong of me to really want to do this Dead Pool thing?

It's just that I really think I'm onto something with his birthday.

_{Hmmm.... how to capitalize, how to capitalize...}

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:12 PM (pW2o8)

94 83 79 I never watched that either,seeing the now admittedly gay Doogie pretend to be a skirt chaser ain't my idea of a good show.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 09:10 PM (09ql5)

I ran across "Pillowtalk" with Doris Day, Rock Hudson, and Tony Randall. Knowing what you know makes it too weird to watch and I liked it as a kid. Now it just seems surreal.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2011 05:13 PM (In1re)

95 86 She ruins the whole movie for me.I hate her that much.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:13 PM (09ql5)

96 72 That was Charlie's brother Emilio Estevez in "the Breakfast Club"-- the guy who was married to Paula Abdul.

Whatever happened to him? I think he moved to Montana and is mostly retired from show business.

Posted by: Book Geek at February 24, 2011 05:13 PM (1+OO5)

97 Y-not, I agree. I actually watched for a season. Stupid, stupid show. And people wonder why I don't watch hardly any TV. I can name the shows I actually watch regularly on one hand. Survivor, Justified, Sons of Anarchy.. shit, that's about it.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:14 PM (Z71Vg)

98 ...embarrassing basic-cable celebrity reality shows

Hey, take a number.

Posted by: Keefu Olberdouche' at February 24, 2011 05:14 PM (WlmJ1)

99 Sheen attended Santa Monica High School in Santa Monica. Just a few weeks before graduation, Sheen was expelled from the school for poor grades and bad attendance.

Obviously he learned his lesson....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 24, 2011 05:14 PM (DsqGb)

100 I think he moved to Montana and is mostly retired from show business.

Is his name "garrett"?!

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:14 PM (pW2o8)

101 95 Yeah,can never look at an ole Rock romantic comedy the same again.Even in Ice Station Zebra I find my self wondering if he was checking out Jim Browns package.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:15 PM (09ql5)

102 I liked The Arrival. Even own a copy.

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:15 PM (Ez4Ql)

103 Children all over the world are going to miss Charlie Waffles.

Posted by: It's For The Kids at February 24, 2011 05:15 PM (6yyVB)

104 Judith is hot. There, I said it.

Posted by: pep at February 24, 2011 05:16 PM (P18+/)

105 49 BeeDub,

it gets better...Dan patrick is (theoretically) taking his Super Bowl RV over to casa Doofus to do a live 3 hour show with Mr. Estevez.....

the guy's career implosion light is flashing so hard martians are at risk of epilepsy.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2011 05:16 PM (kq1lG)

106 #72 Emilio was shown nodding thoughtfully in the vid clip with Martin Sheen where Martin made the comment "the disease of addiction is a form of cancer."

Um, what?

Posted by: classicsgal at February 24, 2011 05:16 PM (zOSQj)

107 I think he is gonna wind up like David Carradine.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at February 24, 2011 05:16 PM (qIHlG)

108 Dude's the Evil Knievel of the booze & blo fueled congo crotch set. A living monument to over paid self hatred and a six foot pile of human waste.

Would be better suited now to The Walking Dead.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 05:16 PM (HBqDo)

109 I know what you mean about Pillow Talk. I wasn't a huge Rock Hudson fan, though. I always felt like he was trying to be the American Cary Grant and there's just no comparison. I thought Tony Randall was the best part of that movie. Also, Doris looked like crap in that movie. Weird hair. Calamity Jane is her best role.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:17 PM (pW2o8)

110 Big Bang Theory is pretty good.

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:17 PM (Ez4Ql)

111 Charlie Sheen is just getting upset because Harry Reid is trying to outlaw Charlie's favorite pastime.

Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2011 05:17 PM (2p0e3)

112 I can name the shows I actually watch regularly on one hand. Survivor, Justified, Sons of Anarchy.. shit, that's about it.

Come on... Gold Rush Alaska - the dumbest bunch of morons ever assembled

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:17 PM (+sBB4)

113 Emilio Estevez is still in the business but mostly as a director.

Posted by: Judith at February 24, 2011 05:18 PM (YxGud)

114 111 Big Bang Theory is pretty good.

It's a cheese dick show with an overbearing laugh track. Nobody with functioning testicles should watch it.

Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2011 05:19 PM (2p0e3)

115 Y-not, I heard rumors that Cary Grant was gay.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:19 PM (Z71Vg)

116

I saw about 10 minutes of the show once. It was terrible. Lame recycled sex joke after lame recycled sex joke.

The fact that it is the number 1 rated show and has been on for six year makes me like my fellow american less.

Posted by: Ben at February 24, 2011 05:19 PM (DKV43)

117 Hard to believe he played / stared in Wall Street which was very good.
2 1/2 not so much

For reality show he can be with Lindsay Lohan, Winona Rider, Ben Afflec for starters.

Posted by: melvin at February 24, 2011 05:20 PM (3OCZw)

118 116 He lived with a guy for years.The rumors go way back.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:20 PM (09ql5)

119 Sheen is not insane. He is a piece of shit hollywood brat. He is a waste of human flesh and let him continue to snort coke and booze it up. We will all be better off with this piece of pig shit assumes room temperature.

Posted by: Jammie Glandon at February 24, 2011 05:20 PM (zVOB7)

120 ace: "I have never been as proud to be an American now that Sheen's show is canceled"

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:20 PM (+sBB4)

121 O/T...but since we're kinda talking TV, Episodes on Showtime is funny as hell...and Matt LeBlanc is fucking hilarious in it

Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 05:20 PM (AnTyA)

122 Ace: "I hope that we'll finally get to see his talent in that venue, before he dies, I mean."

I was more hoping your headline read "CBS Discontinued." The end.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2011 05:21 PM (swuwV)

123 cherry, completely verified. From his own mouth, on audio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PviXgj-yS5Y

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:21 PM (nj1bB)

124

can name the shows I actually watch regularly on one hand. Survivor, Justified, Sons of Anarchy.. shit, that's about it.

Sons of Anarchy jumped the shark last year. It was a god awful season.

I started watching Justified two episodes ago and I kinda like it.

Sadly my favorite show on TV, Dexter, has been on a steady decline for some time now

Posted by: Ben at February 24, 2011 05:21 PM (DKV43)

125 I'm going to be laying on my death bed, and my family is all going to be standing around me. One of them will ask "Unclefacts, why are you smiling, you're dying you goofy fuck?"

And I'm going to hold each of their hands and tell them I never watched a single episode of Two And A Half Men.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 24, 2011 05:21 PM (eCAn3)

126 He is a waste of human flesh and let him continue to snort coke and booze it up.

He would make a great Senator- in the Kennedy tradition.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (+sBB4)

127 This same sort of thing happened to "comedienne" Brett Butler and her show Grace Under Fire back in the 90s. The show was a hit and she let success go to her head. Then she was in a ski accident and became addicted to painkillers. Her antics on the set became unbearable. The actors playing her son and her best friend left the show. In the middle of the fifth season she threw a full soft drink can at someone's head and narrowly missed, in full view of the studio audience. Production was shut down immediately and the show went into hiatus. Soon after it was officially cancelled.

Posted by: Book Geek at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (1+OO5)

128

I'd just like to note what a fine job Martin Sheen did raising his son.

He really is fit to lecture the rest of us on how to live.

Posted by: Warden at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (RiDub)

129

Yeah. This is not a family show. I've watched it sporadically and it's too raunchy and booze and drugged up. All the male characters are pathetic. While this may be the point of the show, I still find it unpleasant.

I feel sorry for the crew. Years of putting up with Charlie Nutjob, and now this. I don't understand why they couldn't just throw some shit together and do episodes without the Charlie character. Explain his absence away by saying he's in rehab, which wouldn't be surprising at all. Or better yet, say he died of alcohol poisoning and have a funeral.

Posted by: Gem at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (zw+pb)

130 beedubya, I saw a clip of that on the On Demand channel and I have no idea what it was about but I remember thinking whatever it was it was kind of funny. I don't have cable channels though. I'll look for it on DVD, eventually.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (nj1bB)

131 Anyone else frightened that God is starting to answer Ace's prayers? Posted by: Jeff in PA at February 24, 2011 08:46

That was kind of quick, wasn't it? Ace, would you ask God to send me lottery tickets and an honest woman? And a time machine.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (NG1bi)

132 Oh yeah, I forgot True Blood. Amuses my husband to no end that I can sit and watch that but can't watch a slasher movie because of the blood.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (Z71Vg)

133 126 UncleFacts,

we'll be a proud crew in the bonnie afterlife brother.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2011 05:22 PM (kq1lG)

134

Come on... Gold Rush Alaska - the dumbest bunch of morons ever assembled

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 09:17 PM (+sBB4)

Don't insult me. I'm a moron. Those people are sub-imbeciles.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 24, 2011 05:23 PM (7+pP9)

135 Liver or heart? Maybe both?

Posted by: joncelli at February 24, 2011 05:23 PM (/lAg1)

136
bet that violated his personal conduct section of the contract unlike the domestic violence, hookers, blow, drunken rampages, and call-in rants.

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 24, 2011 05:23 PM (yf5H9)

137 I didn't watch Survivor for a long, long time but I started watching again with All-Stars and have watched most of them since then. The current season is pretty decent. Although it is getting absurd that Evil Russel has been on 3 of the last four seasons. It's time to MoveOn.org.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:24 PM (nj1bB)

138 @116
Yeah, I've read that... something to do with Randolph Scott or someone, although he was married many times.

I don't believe it. I think they like to claim guys on their team who are not on their team. Especially if they have something against him (Cary was a Republican).

I actually dislike the rumors some of our supposed political allies spread about Obama and others. It's just not on in my book. I don't mean the jokes -- I mean the innuendos and gossiping. Either we're all supposed to respect each other's privacy or we aren't. Things like that shouldn't be used as a weapon. But I'm old fashioned.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:24 PM (pW2o8)

139

Dammit! I missed Justified last night. I'll have to find a re-run.

That reminds me...is "the apricot" really a term snipers/sharpshooters use?

Posted by: Gem at February 24, 2011 05:24 PM (zw+pb)

140

Posted by: Book Geek at February 24, 2011 09:22 PM (1+OO5)

Yeah, I remember that. It was a good show, but after about the third season I lost interest.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:25 PM (Z71Vg)

141 Two and a Half Men ? what is that ?? Blogging staff at AceHQ ?

Posted by: wildwood at February 24, 2011 05:25 PM (VSWPU)

142 139 Y-not,

I'd feel badly about Jugears getting Chinese whispered if he wasn't busy at the game himself 24/7

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2011 05:25 PM (kq1lG)

143 What was the movie where Sheen played a soldier in prison and his father was the camp commandant and he did all this shuck and jive with the other inmates? It had some pretty good choreography.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2011 05:25 PM (DLxD/)

144 119 116 He lived with a guy for years.The rumors go way back.

My mom is a huge fan of Cary Grant and so being the annoying son that I am, I used to tell her that I found out via the Internets Cary Grant was gay. I had a field day when I found out about Randolph Scott...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at February 24, 2011 05:25 PM (cecKI)

145 seems to be calling him "Chaim Levine" instead of his real name, Charles Levine, or his stage name, Charles Lorre. I suppose there's some kind of Jew-baiting there

I heard he also called him Hymie, which I'm pretty sure is a racial slur. But let me ask Al Sharpton, just to be sure.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at February 24, 2011 05:25 PM (QxGmu)

146 On IFC, Fred Amisen from SNL has a series (available free on demand) called "Portlandia." The first episode is funny. The latter episodes are not. At all. But the first episode is worth watching. Aminsen describes Porland as a hippie paradise in this song he sings about it. One of the good lines is "portand is where young people go to retire." Worth watching... but I'm not recommending any except the first one so don't come crying to me when they're awful.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:26 PM (nj1bB)

147 142 Two and a Half Men ? what is that ?? Blogging staff at AceHQ ?

Posted by: wildwood at February 24, 2011 09:25 PM (VSWPU)

That'd be Two and a Half Posts.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 24, 2011 05:26 PM (eCAn3)

148 Thanks ace. I had no idea. He's funny on TV, but I will never buy him a beer now.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:26 PM (+sBB4)

149 144,
"Cadence"

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (kq1lG)

150 139 I really don't want to know.Laurence Olivier and even Marlon Brando are also supposedly gay.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (09ql5)

151 I'd feel badly about Jugears getting Chinese whispered

Don't get me wrong. I don't feel any sympathy for Obama. I just have no respect for the gay guys spreading the rumors.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (pW2o8)

152

The current season is pretty decent. Although it is getting absurd that Evil Russel has been on 3 of the last four seasons. It's time to MoveOn.org.

Oh God, I just groaned when I saw him and Boston Rob get off that helicopter. Enough with Russell already and anybody else they want to bring back. Get back to the original idea of the show.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (Z71Vg)

153 House is hot.

(Meaning, Dr Gregory House, of the the television show "House", is a looker. )

Posted by: Double Ply at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (ezdtY)

154 >>>I heard he also called him Hymie... Not really, that's an actual nickname (I think for Chaim). That's like me calling a black chick LaToya is a racial slur. We're starting to define "Racial slurs" pretty damn broadly at that point.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (nj1bB)

155 tv blows ....waiting for breaking bad

Posted by: melvin at February 24, 2011 05:27 PM (3OCZw)

156 Justified is awesome. At least 2-5 killings per episode. For alpha males only.

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:28 PM (+sBB4)

157 On IFC, Fred Amisen from SNL has a series (available free on demand) called "Portlandia."

I watched an episode to see Aimee Mann as the maid. Couldn't even finish that one.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 24, 2011 05:28 PM (DLxD/)

158

Also, Doris looked like crap in that movie.

Hey, go easy there Y. My uncle dated her back in the day when she was going by Kapplehoff..

...

Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 05:28 PM (AnTyA)

159 145 My mom loved,LOVED Richard Chamberlain and my cousin always told her he was gay.He was right all along.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:28 PM (09ql5)

160

Wiki seem to think Cary Grant was gay too or at least bi (whatever that is). Bummer.

I met Gregory Peck once. Not gay.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2011 05:29 PM (EWJQX)

161

And Redemption Island?? Really??? Jesus. I love the show but if they keep trying to get too cute by half, they're gonna lose me.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:29 PM (Z71Vg)

162 whoops..Kappelhoff

Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 05:29 PM (AnTyA)

163 Is Perez Hilton gay?

Posted by: wildwood at February 24, 2011 05:29 PM (VSWPU)

164 Who's verifying all these gay actors? And what's the procedure?

Posted by: Cherry π at February 24, 2011 05:30 PM (+sBB4)

165 Very few shows really last. Personally, I still enjoy Seinfeld. It's holding up well imo.

Psych declined, The Closer was great the first couple of seasons and declined, Burn Notice came off the rails after a couple of seasons, and I never understood the Cheers or MASH fascinations.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:30 PM (pW2o8)

166 155 I had a post scrubbed last night over a simple joke about Obamas lip color.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:30 PM (09ql5)

167 156 Melvin,

hear, hear time to see walt take out chicken man....

the *only* non documentary tv I watch is BB and TSG "World's Dumbest"....

Sheen will be on if alive within 2 years.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2011 05:30 PM (kq1lG)

168 Note to libertarian drug dolts: This would still happen if the stuff we're legal. Because the stuff screws you up. Chemistry, don't ya know. And leave the alcohol thing alone, because there is no dosage of coke equivalent to one beer with dinner.

Nice job of putting your crew and co-stars out of work, Charlie.

P.S.: Al Gore press release blaming Two and Half Men troubles on global warming coming up any minute.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 05:30 PM (7utQ2)

169 We're starting to define "Racial slurs" pretty damn broadly at that point.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 09:27 PM (nj1bB)

Dog wistles, just like driving a pick up truck.

Posted by: robtr at February 24, 2011 05:31 PM (hVDig)

170

My mom loved,LOVED Richard Chamberlain and my cousin always told her he was gay.He was right all along.

Oh, he was soooo good in The Thornbirds though. Damn. Loved the book and the mini series.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:31 PM (Z71Vg)

171 >>>Psych declined Psych came roaring back last season and then declined again this one. They seem to do one half season on and one half season off.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:31 PM (nj1bB)

172 [[cleaned-up]]

Posted by: wildwood at February 24, 2011 05:31 PM (VSWPU)

173 Grant and I believe Randolph Scott shared a house when they were getting started in Hollywood. Both were extremely good looking which to gay guys automatically means they are gay.

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:31 PM (Ez4Ql)

174 165 Who's verifying all these gay actors? And what's the procedure?

Posted by: Cherry Ã° at February 24, 2011 09:30 PM (+sBB4)

Who friggin knows? If there are extensive rumors then I'm guessin' it's probably right.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2011 05:32 PM (EWJQX)

175 Lights Out is really pretty riveting. FX has the most quality programming cable or network.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 05:32 PM (HBqDo)

176 >>>Note to libertarian drug dolts: This would still happen if the stuff we're legal. yeah but so what I'm really wondering. What do I care? Thin the heard.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:32 PM (nj1bB)

177 Who's verifying all these gay actors? And what's the procedure?
Posted by: Cherry

It's tattooed on the back of the neck....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 24, 2011 05:32 PM (DsqGb)

178 #151 Brando admitted he was bisexual. If you google it (and you probably don't want to), you can find a famous (infamous) photo of him with a "pee-pee" in his mouth.

Posted by: looking closely at February 24, 2011 05:32 PM (KNy97)

179 jewells45: "I can't stand Will Ferrell. Just never understood why people thought he is funny."

Yeah, the loud, obnoxious, fratboy shtick got old after about the millionth time. It's effective in the SNL Bill Brasky skits, but Farrell gets help with his skitmates. And even there, it's not about the loud guys as much as it's about Brasky's conquests.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 24, 2011 05:32 PM (swuwV)

180 ONT up.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:33 PM (09ql5)

181 Hey, go easy there Y. My uncle dated her back in the day when she was going by Kapplehoff..

Lucky guy!

I love Doris. Great voice and decent comedic actress and really pretty ... Check out her rear-end in those buckskin slacks she wore in Calamity Jane. Yes, I know I shouldn't notice, but I think all little girls have an actress they aspire to look like. Doris was mine.

Posted by: Y-not at February 24, 2011 05:33 PM (pW2o8)

182 Top Gear (the BBC version)--also an alpha male paradise, but with ironic geeky Monty Python undertones.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 05:33 PM (7utQ2)

183

FX has the most quality programming cable or network.

Yep.

Posted by: jewells45 at February 24, 2011 05:33 PM (Z71Vg)

184 >>>I watched an episode to see Aimee Mann as the maid. Couldn't even finish that one. That one sucked. Try the first one. Trust me, it's funny. I agree with you after all that that episode was not funny.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:33 PM (nj1bB)

185 183 Top Gear (the BBC version)--also an alpha male paradise, but with ironic geeky Monty Python undertones.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 09:33 PM (7utQ2)

indeed.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd at February 24, 2011 05:34 PM (eCAn3)

186 171 That's the one my mom loves the most.She also likes him in Shogun.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:35 PM (09ql5)

187

I can't watch Portlandia, because I basically live it every day, the sad sad world of being amongst ironically hip douchebags not afraid to constantly point out to you just how ironically hip they actually are.

Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at February 24, 2011 05:35 PM (RZ8pf)

188 Sheen's an absolute brat. For too long, CBS has paid him a huge salary only for him to phone-in his performances and cause trouble whereever he goes. About time they stopped letting him get away with doing whatever he pleases. So long, Charlie.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 24, 2011 05:35 PM (iMgAa)

189 "I wish death on him."

Ace,

I don't think that's in keeping with the "new civility".

Personally speaking, wishing death on him would mean I cared, and I really couldn't care less.

Sheen is a clown-shoe.

Posted by: looking closely at February 24, 2011 05:35 PM (KNy97)

190

My mom loved,LOVED Richard Chamberlain and my cousin always told her he was gay.He was right all along.

Oh, he was soooo good in The Thornbirds though. Damn. Loved the book and the mini series.

See, this annoys the shit out of me. I would really like Hollywood to stop casting gay actors in heartthrob roles. Sometimes the role itself is sexy and then you find out that the guy you thought was sexy is gay. It's like buying a knockoff Louis Vittion purse at full price and finding out it's a knock-off.

Now I'm down to Colin Firth, the 1964 Sean Connery, and oddly, George C. Scott.

Posted by: dagny at February 24, 2011 05:35 PM (EWJQX)

191

Ok...so maybe Mitch Daniels isn't such a twat after all.

...could explain his confusion a tad

Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 05:38 PM (AnTyA)

192 portland, where the dream of the 90s ("alternative" hippie subculture) is still alive: http://www.ifc.com/videos/portlandia-portland-dream-of-the-90s.php

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 05:39 PM (nj1bB)

193

Lucky guy!

I love Doris. Great voice and decent comedic actress and really pretty ... Check out her rear-end in those buckskin slacks she wore in Calamity Jane. Yes, I know I shouldn't notice, but I think all little girls have an actress they aspire to look like. Doris was mine.

Not sure if he tapped that ass though...he was too much of a gentleman to say

Posted by: beedubya at February 24, 2011 05:40 PM (AnTyA)

194 Doris was too much of a bleach blonde for me.I don't mind real blondes,though they aren't my fave,but I really don't like bottle blondes.

Posted by: steevy at February 24, 2011 05:42 PM (09ql5)

195 Chamberlain kept his sex life to himself. He was outed in 1989 and came out in a auto bio just a few years ago.

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:45 PM (Ez4Ql)

196 Cary Grant wasn't gay or bi. The English gay actor mafia would have said if he had been. Every English actor gets hit with that because you can't swing a dead cat in London theater without hitting four fags. He was married 5 friggin times. The last time when he was 75. To a 28 year old. he wore Dyan Canon's ass out and that takes some doing.

Posted by: Rocks at February 24, 2011 05:45 PM (th0op)

197 I wonder how Charlie is taking the news...

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 05:46 PM (Ez4Ql)

198 197 Rocks,

sounds like a fun experiment.

Posted by: sven10077 at February 24, 2011 05:46 PM (kq1lG)

199 Grant was also a Republican, nominally.

Posted by: Rocks at February 24, 2011 05:47 PM (th0op)

200 Posted by: ace at February 24, 2011 09:39 PM (nj1bB)

If you like alternative subcultures, checkout Shameless on Showtime. It's the the Chicago welfare crowd.
The oldest girl is a keeper and is a trained in opera, singing in 12 languages.
That is the polar opposite of her salt of the earth persona on the show.

William Macy (the old man) is a work of art as well.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 24, 2011 05:48 PM (HBqDo)

201 183 Top Gear (the BBC version)--also an alpha male paradise, but with ironic geeky Monty Python undertones.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2011 09:33 PM (7utQ2)

80% alpha male (including James May's ironic humor about beta males), 20% whiny bitch British pretending they didn't piss their empire down their legs.

Some episodes the 20% takes over, especially when they get into Clarkson's extreme America-hatred or some of their (other) staged BS skits pretending to be reality.

When they stick to cars and driving, they're actually quite funny and impressive.

To be fair, there aren't many shows I don't find at least 20% insultingly stupid.

Posted by: Merovign, Bond Villain at February 24, 2011 05:48 PM (bxiXv)

202 Groucho Marx said of Doris Day, "I'm so old, I remember Doris Day before she was a virgin..."

Posted by: Gazzer at February 24, 2011 05:49 PM (lzflX)

203 That part of Sheen's radio rant where he vowed to either "violently love" or "violently hate" all the people in his life ... with no more middle ground ... yeah that's not gonna go over well with the co-workers.

I also liked the half dozen times where he explained why he did the things he does was because, and I quote, "I'm a winner."

Posted by: Clubber Lang at February 24, 2011 05:54 PM (QcFbt)

204 Calling a Jew a Jew = the new anti-semitism. /

Posted by: Airquote Sarctag at February 24, 2011 06:02 PM (feh/j)

205 I hate to have to admit this, but "Two and A Half Men" is really funny.

It's also neither a family show nor a kid's show. It's one of the most consistently filthy shows I've ever seen on network television.

Sure, Charlie Sheen is a douchebag, a lunatic, and a delusional asshole, but the show is very well done.

Posted by: Kensington at February 24, 2011 06:05 PM (mEyVv)

206 I'm a regular on the local liberal blogs around here and you would not believe how they view Portland, it's like their Mecca. Everything, and i mean everything is viewed through Portland and it's oh so awesome perfectness. The most common refrain is "we need to make this city more like Portland", followed closely by "i'm getting the hell out of this bubba city and moving to Portland".

Posted by: booger at February 24, 2011 06:06 PM (9RFH1)

207 And they're completely serious, no irony at all.

Posted by: booger at February 24, 2011 06:07 PM (9RFH1)

208 154 House is hot.

(Meaning, Dr Gregory House, of the the television show "House", is a looker. )

Posted by: Double Ply at February 24, 2011 09:27 PM (ezdtY)

My husband looks like the secret love child of Hugh Laurie and Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: Aunt Cranky at February 24, 2011 06:12 PM (KhMJK)

209 Boston Rob is the reason I stopped watching Survivor.
Didn't he win a million?
They brought him back to win another time?

Posted by: Retired Geezer at February 24, 2011 06:15 PM (VXt91)

210 Phht, Sheen is a walking talking waste of man sauce just like the rest of that clan but that show is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Modgi at February 24, 2011 06:18 PM (Vrb/j)

211 If he's a truther, then it's more than likely something anti-semitic was intended by mentioning the guy's Hebrew name in the context of insulting him. No letting him off the hook so easily.

Posted by: Jorge at February 24, 2011 06:24 PM (fdvAl)

212 like Addiction House or whatever the hell it is where a bunch of washed-up cokefiends sit down for rap sessions with Dr. Drew.
The CBC?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2011 06:27 PM (7H/n0)

213 Sheen addressed the suspension of the show in an open letter obtained by TMZ. "What does this say about [anti-Semitic term referring to Chuck Lorrie] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows," Sheen writes. "I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong."

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 06:41 PM (Ez4Ql)

214 Here's the full letter: "What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... Charlie Sheen"

Posted by: Moi at February 24, 2011 06:42 PM (Ez4Ql)

215 Amuses my husband to no end that I can sit and watch that but can't watch a slasher movie because of the blood.

Shouldn't be too hard for him to figure out. True Blood has devolved into a season-long graphic documentary on sodomy techniques interspersed with implausible and/or boring personal melodramas.

And once in a while, if you don't blink, you'll see a supernatural being bite someone.

It's about as much "horror" as the commercials during season-9 episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. On Logo.

Posted by: VJay at February 24, 2011 06:45 PM (Q/RCp)

216

Cary Grant and Randolph Scott shared the house when they were both well established and successful in their careers. Sure there were rumors of homosexuality, but the reality probably is more like it was a precursor to the Playboy mansion. Before Hef became a corpse. And the overcompensating queer Bill Maher showed up.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 24, 2011 06:47 PM (7EV/g)

217 I love it when sitcoms shoot around someone, does his contract forbit that or something? It'd be fun to see the Famous Teddy Z guy attempting Newhart style telephone bits with the Sheen character on the other end of the line, calling from a sanitarium or something.

Posted by: Dave M at February 24, 2011 07:05 PM (GVcIM)

218 I hate to have to admit this, but "Two and A Half Men" is really funny.

It's also neither a family show nor a kid's show. It's one of the most consistently filthy shows I've ever seen on network television.

Sure, Charlie Sheen is a douchebag, a lunatic, and a delusional asshole, but the show is very well done.

Posted by: Kensington at February 24, 2011 10:05 PM (mEyVv)

Yeah I've laughed my ass off to it on many episodes; but I stopped watching it this season because Charlie looked really bad and I just didn't find it as funny as it had been in the past.

And if God is answering ace's requests: I want to be invisible since a time machine was already requested, dammit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 24, 2011 07:10 PM (F9JPD)

219

While I've been reading through this thread 30Rock came on and I've been kinda half watching it while reading comments. First time I've ever seen it, and it's gotta be about the lamest, most unfunny show I've ever suffered through.

How the fuck do these shows become so popular? Are people really that stupid? If the answer is yes, I really gotta rethink the whole idea of government of, by, and for the people.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 24, 2011 07:22 PM (iYwUw)

220 Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... Charlie Sheen" I think Daffy is more in touch with reality right now than Sheen... that's an accomplishment, provided Daffy's still alive.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 24, 2011 07:33 PM (b8JnP)

221 No shooting around. The show has been canceled for the year. Sheen won't get paid. What happens next year is up in the air. But, Sheen is continuing to issue these insulting and crazy missives to Lorre. I think he has burned his bridges.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at February 24, 2011 07:41 PM (Ez4Ql)

222 We should recast with Nicolas Cage. He brings the crazy naturally, no chemicals.

Posted by: hollywood producer at February 24, 2011 08:59 PM (h35AH)

223 Charlie was probably upset at some of the Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards at the end of the show...such as this one: Chuck Lorre Vanity Card 329 CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #329 I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest xÂ–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

Posted by: Xmas at February 24, 2011 09:08 PM (en1Tc)

224 That coke frosted flake it nutso!

Posted by: Emperor Caligula at February 24, 2011 10:42 PM (5bZnY)

225 220

How the fuck do these shows become so popular? Are people really that stupid? If the answer is yes, I really gotta rethink the whole idea of government of, by, and for the people.

I only watch because I'm hoping for something like the "Bitch Hunter" clip again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLPm_IUx-Kc

Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2011 11:23 PM (IhzyJ)

226 Okay, I've forgotten how to insert links properly.

Posted by: wooga at February 24, 2011 11:25 PM (IhzyJ)

227
Say what you want about Truthers, but is Trutherism enough reason to wish death on guy?

BTW, I've listened to the whole Alex Jones tape, Charlie's voice sounds a lot like Mitt Romney. Battle-tested baionets bro'!

Posted by: sartana at February 24, 2011 11:28 PM (+fNcw)

228 Watching Charlie implode is better than anything thats on cable. I hope he doesn't win the dead pool. I want to watch this show forever.

Posted by: Marie at February 25, 2011 05:11 AM (GuTKr)

229 If you call Two and A Half Men a "family" show, you've got one screwed up family.

Posted by: mare at February 25, 2011 06:03 AM (A98Xu)

230 Come on. "Truther" stuff aside, you gonna tell me not one of you would love to party with Charlie just one night?

Posted by: Nico at February 25, 2011 06:13 AM (F6Jj4)

231 So we have some competition in the world currently on who is giving the more crazier rants: Muammar Gaddafi/Qaddafi or Charlie Sheen One of the side effects of cocaine is thinking everyone is jealous of you and feelings of persecution and of course extreme confidence, I mean heck, look at how many Latins Tony Montana took out when he was high on a mountain of coke, was Tony shouting "winning!" after each shot tore another hole in the Latin assassins. Ok, I don't like to joke about death, I truly hope he gets some help but will Sheen outlive Gaddafi? Sounds like his F-18 is about to crash and burn.

Posted by: war69DotCom at February 25, 2011 06:50 AM (gkpKy)

232 On a side note I always check Ace commentators for hilarious reactions to stories like this, will the Ace commentators be reacting live during the Oscars?

Posted by: war69DotCom at February 25, 2011 06:52 AM (gkpKy)

233 Charlie, Charlie, you're stealing my act!

Posted by: Tom Sizemore at February 25, 2011 07:03 AM (JS6HU)

234 Not to worry, guys. Conchita Farrell will be on Mike and Molly before the month is out...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 25, 2011 07:30 AM (rdpCA)

235 Charlie Sheen may be a "truther". But he's a genuine, certified, guaranteed world class asshole.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 25, 2011 07:33 AM (3ESDJ)

236 Carlos Estevez, anglo wanna-be.

Posted by: RACIST! at February 25, 2011 07:39 AM (xs5wK)

237 I love that so many people in comment sections, especially on more Entertainment Oriented blogs, can't figure out why President West Wing isn't able to get his poor son the help he needs. I mean, he ran the country for Gods sake. Just the other day, Martin Sheen was prattling on about how people needed to understand that Charlie has a DISEASE and that we all needed to pray for him. People with, say, fucking Cancer have a Disease. Charlie Sheen is a selfish prick.

Posted by: ktgreat at February 25, 2011 08:36 AM (7cvwd)

238 So, he calls Chuck Lorre "Chaim Levine"... this from a guy who's real name is "Carlos Irwin Estevez". Oooooooookay.

Posted by: Trubador at February 25, 2011 08:42 AM (MlrAE)

239 Retro 19 Jordans Cheaps even needs to be Nike Air Jordan 19 said again becauseAir Jordan Fusion 20

Posted by: sadas at March 21, 2011 12:07 AM (6dLoR)

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