July 28, 2011

Chris Christie Hospitalized After Having Trouble Breathing; Now Reportedly Fine
— Ace

Happy recovery to the Governor.

I think this should finally stop the Christie-for-President-2012 stuff, though. It's not like the man hasn't said he's not running 40 times or anything.

Posted by: Ace at 08:50 AM | Comments (65)
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1
Diet/Recipe thread?

Posted by: soothie at July 28, 2011 08:46 AM (sqkOB)

2 Asthma is hard when you're overweight.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 28, 2011 08:47 AM (gF+ch)

3

I'm rather terrified to see what the oh so tolerant side is saying about this.

Posted by: alexthechick at July 28, 2011 08:47 AM (VtjlW)

4 Perhaps this will provide Mrs. Christie the opening she needs to suggest a treadmill? Would like to have CC around for a while.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at July 28, 2011 08:47 AM (gQLr2)

5 Get well soon, Mr. Round Mound of Fiscal Soundness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 28, 2011 08:48 AM (d0Tfm)

6 Ok.. going over to Daily Kooks to watch how fast the "aww shucks, he's gonna live" diaries come up.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 28, 2011 08:48 AM (f9c2L)

7 If he doesn't lose some weight, his heart is going to explode.  He says one reason he doesn't want to run for president is to spend more time with his kids.

Here's a thought Gov., go on a diet and work out, or your kids will miss you permanently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2011 08:48 AM (UOM48)

8 I think it is extremely important that we have a President that is able to breathe. Therefore, out of my conservative based concern, I am throwing my support to Huntsmann.

Posted by: Concerned Conservative Christian Caring for the Country at July 28, 2011 08:49 AM (yQWNf)

9
George Will was on with Laura, this morning. He chatted briefly about Gov X-XT

Will said X-XT doesn't have the proper "presidential tone" and he needed Weight Watchers. Other than that, Will spoke highly of the governor of NJ.

Posted by: soothie at July 28, 2011 08:49 AM (sqkOB)

10 What happened to the Perry/10th Amendment thread?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2011 08:49 AM (7BU4a)

11

I'm rather terrified to see what the oh so tolerant side is saying about this.

Just recall what they said about Tony Snow and wished on GW Bush.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 28, 2011 08:49 AM (d0Tfm)

12 Big smooch big guy.  Now get better and take care of yourself and THEN kick some more ass.

Posted by: mpfs at July 28, 2011 08:49 AM (iYbLN)

13 The GOP is causing Christie to stop breathing.
- Dan Pfeiffer

Posted by: cherry π at July 28, 2011 08:49 AM (OhYCU)

14 11 What happened to the Perry/10th Amendment thread?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2011 12:49 PM (7BU4a)


Christie tried to eat it, apparently.

Posted by: wooga at July 28, 2011 08:50 AM (2p0e3)

15 Cross-thread tie in:

Chris Christie has doubled the size of Chris Christie in ten years.

Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 08:50 AM (ECjvn)

16 Lot's of positive thoughts over at DU! /sarc
Miserable, sick bastards.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 28, 2011 08:50 AM (gF+ch)

17 As a NJ resident I hope he is fine. What ever his faults, he is the best GOV. I ever had.

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 28, 2011 08:51 AM (i6RpT)

18 Diet/Recipe thread?

Cut the unions from your diet immediately.  That will drop a lot of dead weight right away.

Posted by: mpfs at July 28, 2011 08:51 AM (iYbLN)

19 A treadmill doesn't get rid of asthma. Where'd all the Michelles come from?

Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2011 08:51 AM (FcR7P)

20

I'd like to see Christie healthier too. Just for his own good.

Say, how's Obama's health? Isn't that yet another mystery around the President? The guy might as well just wear clothes with question marks all over him like the Riddler for all we don't know about him.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 28, 2011 08:51 AM (GKQDR)

21 Gotta love the left. I'm sure they're having a collective little giggle over this.

They can say what they want but at the end of the day this evil, evil, EVIL man doesn't have a half-brother living in an mud hut in Africa living off .50 cents a day.

Just an observation.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 28, 2011 08:52 AM (pLTLS)

22 Damned hobbits got to the governor!

Posted by: Pres. John McCain at July 28, 2011 08:52 AM (326rv)

23

 Now get better and take care of yourself and THEN kick some more ass.

That may be the answer.  We jsut need to get the gym to install an ass-kicking exercise machine.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 28, 2011 08:52 AM (jUZRg)

24
...he is the best [non-gay] GOV. I ever had.


Posted by: Jim McGreevy at July 28, 2011 08:52 AM (sqkOB)

25 A treadmill doesn't get rid of asthma. Where'd all the Michelles come from?

Posted by: t-bird

 

Boob belts are like coat hangers. If you leave them in the back of the closet, they multiply.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2011 08:53 AM (6rX0K)

26 Let's take up a collection and send him a hippie to beat up.


Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 08:53 AM (ECjvn)

27 OT:

"Pelosi: What weÂ’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget..WeÂ’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today."

Sadly, I am not kidding, this is a real quote from an adult human.

Posted by: cherry π at July 28, 2011 08:54 AM (OhYCU)

28 From a compassionate HuffPo tool:

I'd like to say get well soon....but quite frankly, I can't. Christie denys anyone making more than $103 a week access to Medicaid, so their heath isn't a concern of his...so why should anyone care about his?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 28, 2011 08:54 AM (UOM48)

29 Boob belts are like coat hangers. If you leave them in the back of the closet, they multiply.

Coat hangers eat socks in order to multiply.

Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 08:55 AM (ECjvn)

30 LEAVE CHRIS CHRISTIE ALONE !!!!!!

Posted by: cherry π at July 28, 2011 08:55 AM (OhYCU)

31 28, So what you are saying is "A hippie beating a day, helps keep the doctor away"? I like it.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 28, 2011 08:55 AM (ZDUD4)

32 OT: If mccain thinks that the foul tea partiers ae hobbits, and the Dems think that tea partiers are nazis, and the MFM thinks that they're perverts (teabagging), does that mean that Tea Partiers are perverted  nazi hobbits?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2011 08:56 AM (6rX0K)

33 So what you are saying is "A hippie beating a day, helps keep the doctor away"? I like it. Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at July 28, 2011 12:55 PM (ZDUD4) Well that might have been true in the old days before Aids/STDs, but now a days with all that blood splattering around......?

Posted by: nevergiveup at July 28, 2011 08:56 AM (i6RpT)

34

A female hippie is still called a hippie.

What's a female hobo called?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 28, 2011 08:58 AM (GKQDR)

35 OT:

"Pelosi: What weÂ’re trying to do is save the world from the Republican budget..WeÂ’re trying to save life on this planet as we know it today."

Sadly, I am not kidding, this is a real quote from an adult human.

Posted by: cherry ð

 

So who did she say this to? General #1, the noble scientist and his lovely assistant?

 

PS. Prove that she's human

 

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2011 08:58 AM (326rv)

36 Chris Christie needs to have a special batting cage constructed at the Governor's Mansion. Instead of the machine throwing baseballs, it throws filthy hippies.


Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 08:58 AM (ECjvn)

37 What's a female hobo called?

A herbo.

Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 08:59 AM (ECjvn)

38 O/T Reid tweeting "Time for Compromise" after saying once the Boehner bill passes in the House it will be defeated in the Senate.

Posted by: runningrn at July 28, 2011 08:59 AM (ihSHD)

39

What's a female hobo called?

 

HOBETTE

Posted by: runningrn at July 28, 2011 09:00 AM (ihSHD)

40 From a compassionate HuffPo tool:

I'd like to say get well soon....but quite frankly, I can't. Christie denys anyone making more than $103 a week access to Medicaid, so their heath isn't a concern of his...so why should anyone care about his?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

 

The lying started at "I'd like to say get well soon".

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2011 09:00 AM (326rv)

41 O/T Reid tweeting "Time for Compromise Being a Constipated Turtle"

Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 09:00 AM (ECjvn)

42 What's a female hobo called?

ho-bitch

Posted by: cherry π at July 28, 2011 09:00 AM (OhYCU)

43 "Super-fat guy short of breath." Scoop!

I actually think this'll be a story. Meaning, you'll hear it again. It'll come up. It becomes who Christie is, the shorthand for his unacceptability.

I think the success of...uh...biological themes in lefty/media/etc Palin attacks has infected coverage of all Republicans. Have you noticed it? The news is a catalog of their medical problems. MB's got the migraines, Perry's back is a bionic experiment or something, this lardo got winded at the buffet. They're all specimens to be judged for fitness. For leaderly vigor.

It's a thing. Because it taps into a thing.

Good times.

Posted by: oblig. at July 28, 2011 09:01 AM (xvZW9)

44 Oh, and great news (sarc!)  The Gang of 6 is still trying to forge some kind of bill--Kent Conrad just came out of a meeting.

Posted by: runningrn at July 28, 2011 09:01 AM (ihSHD)

45 His age + weight + stress + pre-existing conditions are recipe for heart attack.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at July 28, 2011 09:01 AM (uVlA4)

46

What's a female hobo called?

 HOBETTE

Posted by: runningrn

 

I think that I hate these too. Don't I? They sound suspiciously familar somehow.

Posted by: Pres John mcCain at July 28, 2011 09:01 AM (326rv)

47 "Super-fat guy short of breath." Scoop!

I actually think this'll be a story. Meaning, you'll hear it again. It'll come up. It becomes who Christie is, the shorthand for his unacceptability.

I think the success of...uh...biological themes in lefty/media/etc Palin attacks has infected coverage of all Republicans. Have you noticed it? The news is a catalog of their medical problems. MB's got the migraines, Perry's back is a bionic experiment or something, this lardo got winded at the buffet. They're all specimens to be judged for fitness. For leaderly vigor.

It's a thing. Because it taps into a thing.

Good times.


Democrat Eugenics Lite

Nailed it.

Posted by: sifty at July 28, 2011 09:02 AM (ECjvn)

48

En Francais:

L'Hobeau (masc.)

L'Hobelle (fem.)

Posted by: runningrn at July 28, 2011 09:02 AM (ihSHD)

49 What's a female hobo called?

Rosie

Posted by: cherry π at July 28, 2011 09:03 AM (OhYCU)

50

His age + weight + stress + pre-existing conditions are recipe for heart attack.

 

Tell me about it!


Posted by: Chris Christie's Falling Arches at July 28, 2011 09:03 AM (ihSHD)

51 Oh, and great news (sarc!)  The Gang of 6 is still trying to forge some kind of bill--Kent Conrad just came out of a meeting.

Posted by: runningrn

 

Does this mean that Gabe and Drew will attack them for being purists who are being a distraction from the best deal that we can get?  or are these the real hobbits.

Egad this is confusing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 28, 2011 09:04 AM (6rX0K)

52

O/T  We are screwed!!!!!

 

Posted by: runningrn at July 28, 2011 09:08 AM (ihSHD)

53 Chris Christie Hospitalized After having Trouble Breathing...Fire. (Air Breathing? Eh, Not Such An Issue.)

 

Get well you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: -Shawn- at July 28, 2011 09:09 AM (INihK)

54

His age + weight + stress + pre-existing conditions are recipe for heart attack.

 Tell me about it!


Posted by: Amy Winehouse at July 28, 2011 09:10 AM (jUZRg)

55
I think it is extremely important that we have a President that is able to breathe.

Why? The one we have now isn't.

Posted by: arhooley at July 28, 2011 09:10 AM (aprv3)

56

Well, thank God, Chris Christie isn't in the UK!

 

Hip replacements, cataract surgery and tonsil removal are among operations now being rationed in a bid to save the NHS money.

Two-thirds of health trusts in England are rationing treatments for "non-urgent" conditions as part of the drive to reduce costs in the NHS by £20bn over the next four years. One in three primary-care trusts (PCTs) has expanded the list of procedures it will restrict funding to in the past 12 months.

Examples of the rationing now being used include:

* Hip and knee replacements only being allowed where patients are in severe pain. Overweight patients will be made to lose weight before being considered for an operation.

* Cataract operations being withheld from patients until their sight problems "substantially" affect their ability to work.

* Patients with varicose veins only being operated on if they are suffering "chronic continuous pain", ulceration or bleeding.

* Tonsillectomy (removing tonsils) only to be carried out in children if they have had seven bouts of tonsillitis in the previous year.

* Grommets to improve hearing in children only being inserted in "exceptional circumstances" and after monitoring for six months.

* Funding has also been cut in some areas for IVF treatment on the NHS.

The alarming figures emerged from a survey of 111 PCTs by the health-service magazine GP, using the Freedom of Information Act.

Doctors are known to be concerned about how the new rationing is working – and how it will affect their relationships with patients.

Birmingham is looking at reducing operations in gastroenterology, gynaecology, dermatology and orthopaedics. Parts of east London were among the first to introduce rationing, where some patients are being referred for homeopathic treatments instead of conventional treatment.

Medway had deferred treatment for non-urgent procedures this year while Dorset is "looking at reducing the levels of limited effectiveness procedures".

Posted by: runningrn at July 28, 2011 09:14 AM (ihSHD)

57 Get Well, Guv.

That said, I require enviro stuff in the sidebar to be in green if I am going to read them.  I need consistency for the hobgoblins of my little mind.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 28, 2011 09:15 AM (mf8Ua)

58

What's a female hobo called?

"Asking for it"

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 28, 2011 09:16 AM (ZtwUX)

59 Hobotrix?

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at July 28, 2011 09:17 AM (gQLr2)

60 37 A female hippie is still called a hippie. What's a female hobo called? Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 28, 2011 12:58 PM (GKQDR) Not as gamey.

Posted by: joncelli at July 28, 2011 09:19 AM (RD7QR)

61 25 new posts

Posted by: cherry π at July 28, 2011 09:23 AM (OhYCU)

62

 

 

Possibly it's Congestive Heart Failure, not as bad as it sounds. It hit me about 6 months ago, it sneaks up on you . At some point, your heart and lungs, are no longer ROUTINELY  providing you with sufficent oxegenated blood, you start having little "episodes". A sedentary lifestyle is how it sneaks up on you.

Posted by: bigmike at July 28, 2011 09:49 AM (RmxeT)

63 from Oldsailor in other thread
The fat man really needs to drop about 100. He's a meatball sammich from his heart going "Adios Buster"!

Yea, but have you had an NJ meatball sammich?  Transplants & IVDs are pretty good nowadays.

Posted by: DaveA at July 28, 2011 09:55 AM (ZZQ+Z)

64 He's another Right/Liberal on immigration. He's worthless on a national level.

Posted by: White RB at July 28, 2011 11:57 AM (LrLv1)

65 I have been quite impressive with your posts, keep up the great work.

Posted by: The Snowman on AudioBook at July 28, 2011 05:26 PM (mHQqy)

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