March 03, 2011

Christie On Global Warming: I Think We Need More Science
— Ace

There's a dumb site called Conservative In New Jersey that's claiming Christie is a liberal on a host of issues. I see it cited from time to time.

I want to talk about how stupid it is.

Now, on a couple of issues, I know Christie has taken a position I don't like. I already know about three -- he didn't sign on to the ObamaCare lawsuit (he claims he wanted to spare NJ taxpayers the cost of it and just free-ride the benefits, which is a b.s. answer, but it's b.s. in the right direction), he gave a vague answer on the Ground Zero Mosque, and he's said he didn't like Arizona's border control law.

Fine. But we do we need to make up crap? Here's Christie's answer when asked about global warming, which "Conservative in New Jersey" finds fault with:

Asked by a man attending the event whether he thought mankind was responsible for global warming, Christie says heÂ’s seen evidence on both sides of the argument but thinks it hasnÂ’t been proven one way or another.

Christie says “more science” is needed to convince him.

What? That is a good answer. That is the right answer, really, politically. Well, the real right answer is closer to James Inhofe's -- it ain't real -- but saying you're not convinced?

That's a great solid conservative answer. And, by the way, Sarah Palin said about the same thing, when she was running for public office:

"I will not pretend to have all the answers," Palin said about global warming, according to the Anchorage Daily News. Her spokesman clarified at the time that "she's not totally convinced one way or the other. Science will tell us ... She thinks the jury's still out."

And I loved that answer then. Look, when you're facing down religious zealots who own the media, "I'm just saying, we don't know yet" is a terrific (and solidly conservative) answer.

It's called "reading between the lines." Look into it, Conservative in New Jersey.

Sarah Palin has since then gotten even more right on the issue, but she's also not holding public office any longer, nor, at the moment, running for it, and there is a certain liberating quality in that.

But this guy is even dumber than that. He presents the below video about the RGGI (Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative) that NJ was signed into by former Governor Corzine, a multistate cap & trade scheme. That is, not a national one, just most of the Northeastern hippy-dippy states.

This is what people keep claiming on this site when they claim that Christie "supports cap & trade."

Right, right... you can tell he supports this, by the fact that he... opposes it.

This hack site makes a big deal over the fact that he opposes it for the wrong reasons; that is, this hack site wants Christie to say "global warming is bunk" and oppose RGGI, but instead he says "this scheme reduces our competitiveness and hurts New Jerseyans' job prospects" and then he opposes it.

So he takes a conservative position on RGGI, but instead of offering the most stridently conservative reason for doing so, offers a second-tier conservative reason for doing so, so... he's supports cap & tax, obviously.

So based on that -- that Christie's reason for opposing RGGI isn't the one this hack site prefers -- he claims that Christie is pro cap & trade, and then that gets parroted by the various people with agendas.

He ends his statement by saying he's going to make his own evaluation, when it comes up for renewal, about how "anti-competitive" it is and by how much it "artificially inflates" our costs.

That sounds like he's a "no" on that renewed participation, dude. Not like a "yes." He does not say a single good thing about the program. And I listened, three times. He speaks of it in completely negative terms.

Based on the fact he's going to spike a cap & tax scheme that his idiot predecessor signed the state into, that proves he's pro cap & tax?

Is this the level of bullshit that's typical for this site? Jeeze Louise, I don't think I want to read anything more.

I'll say one odd effect of this idiot site: I was sort of buying, based on all the dumb parroting of the cap & tax line, that he was squishy on greenhouse gases.

Now that I've actually been baited to look over there, I am delightedly surprised he's a stalwart, issuing the same good answer on this topic that was one of the first reasons I started liking Sarah Palin.

In Multi-Front Wars... There's a doctrine, some fronts you fight to win, other fronts you just hold, until you can win on the other ones. You can't fight to win all fronts simultaneously (unless you're fighting with nukes, of course; as the great USS Clueless observed, "Of course the U.S. can fight a ten front war if it needs to; it's just that eight of those fronts will be fought with nuclear weapons").

There are some wars you can't outright win so you just yeah-yeah slow-walk the opposition to death. This is called "winning," as it actually prevents your opponents from getting anywhere.

Yes, I want my Republican candidate to swear how much he loves, loves, loves trees, and how he supports, wholeheartedly, the Clean Air Act (of 1970), and other such stuff.

I like trees myself.

But as they say, the Constitution is not a suicide pact, and neither is conservatism. If one argument works to get to the conservative outcome and another argument probably wouldn't work -- use the one that works.

I'm so tired of the Vindictive Purists. And I call them this because they are not universal purists; they are not pushing a rigorously pure agenda on all candidates. They only push this rigorously pure agenda on candidates they don't like.

So it's a vindictive standard -- thus, Vindictive Purists. Same as when the liberal media employs its Vindictive Civility standard only the right.

A standard is not a standard when it's selectively applied.

Posted by: Ace at 04:33 PM | Comments (459)
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1 Third!

Posted by: USA at March 03, 2011 04:39 PM (YZISw)

2 Damn!

Posted by: USA at March 03, 2011 04:39 PM (YZISw)

3 Now I'm third!

Posted by: USA at March 03, 2011 04:39 PM (YZISw)

4 He is okay on this issue.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 04:39 PM (dZ3n8)

5 Meh, it's a typical bunch from the Republican sphinx caucus. They'll cut off anybody's nose.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 03, 2011 04:40 PM (T0NGe)

6 and by 'more science', I mean 'more bacon'.

Posted by: Christ Christie at March 03, 2011 04:40 PM (SwkdU)

7 He's still a squish on gun control issues, but perhaps he can lay that off as a NJ stance only.
 
Too bad he's not running next year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 04:40 PM (h0RtZ)

8 You know, I need a smarter class of posters to sock puppet me.

Posted by: Chris Christie at March 03, 2011 04:40 PM (SwkdU)

9 fwiw, I think Sarah's answer was a sop to her dumb running mate, because she said that they disagreed on that issue.

Posted by: arhooley at March 03, 2011 04:41 PM (a8sK0)

10 NOT FIRST!

If you listen close to the tone of his answer, he is clearly against it. He gives the answer that he should give, because he's not going to telegraph hid decision in order that his opposition won't have the chance to somehow circumvent him. He's against it, he's just not going to state it outright, and for good reason.

Posted by: g at March 03, 2011 04:41 PM (yv++J)

11

This is what people keep claiming on this site when they claim that Christie "supports cap & trade."

I bought into that dreck too and I'm glad to know I was wrong on this. 

Christie even prefaces his criticisms of RGGI with "lets say I agree with it", which implies that he kinda doesn't agree with it, at least not wholeheartedly. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 04:41 PM (W+Irb)

12 I don't care if he doesn't think he is ready. I don't care if he doesn't want to run. He needs to. He won over my grandparents, lifelong Dems. When he cut my grandfather's pension he was furious but he understands that the state simply went too far. Christie is serious about who and how we are going to pay for the bill when the check comes, everybody else is busy having a food fight in the Chinese restaurant. See what I did thar?

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2011 04:41 PM (Gr1V1)

13 No survivors this time, guys.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 04:41 PM (MMC8r)

14 Yeesh, the spam sure got here fast.

Posted by: g at March 03, 2011 04:43 PM (yv++J)

15 He's liberal on some topics, conservative on others. The guy's a moderate. He's good in his position as governor of New Jersey, and I'm glad he's there doing what he does.

Wanting to cut spending and speaking well doesn't make you a great conservative candidate, you gotta have more on the ball than that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 03, 2011 04:43 PM (61b7k)

16 BUT HE APPOINTED A MUSLIM JUDGE!!!  HE WANTS TO HELP JIHAD SPREAD AROUND THE GLOBE!!! 

ALL MUSLIMS MUST BE BANNED FROM HOLDING OFFICE!!!  I DEMAND A NEW RELIGIOUS TEST ACT!!

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 04:43 PM (NjYDy)

17 Ras was terribly sloppy this time, here was his question:

"11* Do you favor or oppose a proposal to weaken the collective bargaining rights of state employees?"

What he should have done was simply describe what was being done: collective bargaining was ended for benefits but continued for salaries. How would the poll have gone then?

Posted by: AmishDude at March 03, 2011 04:43 PM (T0NGe)

18
I'll cheer when Democrat pols start using the same "I'm not convinced one way or the other..." language.  Then I'll know the issue is dead.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 04:44 PM (bAySe)

19 Oops, wrong thread.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 03, 2011 04:44 PM (T0NGe)

20 Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure that as a former federal prosecutor he is all in favor of gun control.  And if that's a fact, he can stick his future political ambitions sideways, especially here in PA, where gun control is about the most toxic position a polititcian can take.

Posted by: DocinPA at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (KF04W)

21 chris christie fat rhino you loser ace

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (nfC5u)

22 The next time someone accuses a potential Republican presidential candidate, I say provide the link or get the fuck out.

Posted by: Warden at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (X9C8M)

23 Hey I live in NJ and I love him. But ya know if your fat, you do make a rather large target?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (7wmOW)

24 But does Palin's highly intelligent response count if it was not given in response to a Katie Couric question?

And it is the highly intelligent response - - lack of evidence, which is every bit as good as saying it is baloney.

BTW, the same observation is also true with respect to evolution - - there is simply not enough evidence.

And interestingly, in both cases, the largely unconsidered truth is that mankind still does not know enough about these complex areas to be anything but curious.


Posted by: Tonawanda at March 03, 2011 04:45 PM (fgysf)

25 >>>fwiw, I think Sarah's answer was a sop to her dumb running mate, because she said that they disagreed on that issue. probably, but Palin has made some squishy statements, and she's always given the pass: "Well, that was politics. she was supporting her running mate." I am not damning her for that. I believe that, on her own, she'd have probably been against TARP and stuff. But her statement was that she supported it. If we are being grown-up when it comes to Palin and noting that "sometimes there are some politics in politics," can we be equally grown-up when it comes to Palin's hypothetical rivals? Why is she the only one who benefits from the "she was offering a politically-calculated answer" excuse but all of her rivals are held to the maximalist, no deviation, 100% compliance standard?

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 04:46 PM (nj1bB)

26 btw the personal story is the CONNECTION that Ace keeps hammering that Christie can seem to make. He talks to everyone like they are adults about something that will actually destroy this country (and already is), and a majority of those he talks to, even in more Democratic areas, "get it" when he converses. That is incredibly rare to find in a politician and it will be one of the few cards we could use to outmaneuver Obumbles next year.

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2011 04:46 PM (Gr1V1)

27 hey did you know fat people like chris christie exite morons like ace?

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 04:47 PM (nfC5u)

28 He's a RINO! Screw 'im...that's right I said it!!  Who cares if he supports many conservative positions? Who cares if he opposes Cap & Tax? He's not 100% on board with the Real Conservative Agenda. Screw 'im I say!!!

Posted by: Mark Levine at March 03, 2011 04:47 PM (jq3Yf)

29 He won over my grandparents, lifelong Dems. When he cut my grandfather's pension he was furious but he understands that the state simply went too far. Christie is serious about who and how we are going to pay for the bill when the check comes, everybody else is busy having a food fight in the Chinese restaurant.

Christie has a talent of boiling down everything to a simple economic argument that even most people completely ignorant of economics can understand.  If he opposes cap and trade crap simply on that basis alone (without questioning the science behind it, or even saying that "we need more research"), I'm completely fine with it.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 04:47 PM (W+Irb)

30 ---

Regarding Rasmussen...

Why oh why can't these polsters do multiple pols with the different verbiage?  Just replace "rights" with "privilages".  It would be a great service to the debate to see how a simple word can effect peoples opinion. Is it really that more expensive to run parallel polls?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 04:48 PM (bAySe)

31 By the way, isn't "Conservative New Jersey" run by (or closely affiliated with) Steve Lonegan?

Lonegan, in case you don't know, is the ultra-whackjob conservative small town mayor who ran (and lost) against Christie in the 2009 GOP primary.  Ever since he's had a major hate-on for the Governor, denouncing him non-stop for not being a true conservative.  The only -- THE ONLY -- reason his foamy-mouthed attacks have gotten any traction recently is because worried Palinistas, eager to find ways to discredit any possible threat to their beloved avatar, found him and the "Conservative New Jersey" site and begun spreading its BS around like a super-potent joint.  Literally, that's where all this comes from: Palin fans who perceived Christie as a threat, and embraced this site and its attacks (regardless of validity) for the simple reason that it gives them something to attack Christie with.

Fucking pathetic, is what it is.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 04:49 PM (NjYDy)

32 fat rhinos rescue america. pass the ribs

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 04:50 PM (nfC5u)

33 Where was Christie when he should have been grabbing the gun from that Muslim in Frankfurt. Can't even do that right. Fucking RINO.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 04:50 PM (OW0nw)

34 1 square yard of 1/2" mesh hardware cloth, some stout cord, and plenty of clothespins.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 03, 2011 04:50 PM (fjoLg)

35 24 Hey I live in NJ and I love him. But ya know if your fat, you do make a rather large target?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 08:45 PM (7wmOW)


Fat people are harder to kidnap

Posted by: Fatguy at March 03, 2011 04:51 PM (WOHwA)

36 Sarah Palin can't even finish a term as governor, what in the world would she know about climate science?

Oh that's right. Science means very little to you. You're the "total contempt for science party".

Of course. Explains a lot.

Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 04:51 PM (6KaEq)

37 Christie / Salted Meats  2012?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 04:51 PM (4ZxEW)

38 On a serious note about Christie. From what i can see here in NJ, when he asked questions not really related to NJ, I doubt he gives a real thought out answer. Like the border issue in Arizona. Is that good? probably not, but he is concentrating an NJ. If he ever ran for national office I think you would see a more well thought out position on some of these things.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 04:51 PM (7wmOW)

39 Oh good God ace, did ya have to put Palin's name in the post??

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2011 04:52 PM (VuLos)

40 chris christie/ mike castle 2012

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 04:52 PM (nfC5u)

41 Oh that's right. Science means very little to you. You're the "total contempt for science party".

So glad that you're here to define "science" for us, dick-wad. 

btw, how many science degrees do you have?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 04:52 PM (W+Irb)

42 Oops, wrong thread.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at March 03, 2011 04:53 PM (fjoLg)

43 Fat people are harder to kidnap Posted by: Fatguy at March 03, 2011 08:51 PM (WOHwA) Yeah, that's why the Mafia tends to drive Caddies

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 04:53 PM (7wmOW)

44 Me likey the big man.... so there...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 03, 2011 04:53 PM (kbOju)

45

I would vote for Christie in the primaries. The only way I wouldn't vote for him is if Paul Ryan ran instead.

 

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 04:53 PM (DKV43)

46 Folks, we're gonna need Christie in the future. Of course, we may not have one after a second term of Earflaps McBaritone.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 03, 2011 04:54 PM (AZGON)

47 Is Christie pro-life?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 04:54 PM (4ZxEW)

48 iman chris christie 2012: sharia for america

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 04:54 PM (nfC5u)

49 Science is hard.

Posted by: Holly Flax at March 03, 2011 04:54 PM (BP6Z1)

50 Hey newrouter, thanks for contributing nothing to this conversation.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 04:55 PM (4ZxEW)

51 #32

Absolutely, everyone knows that Palin admirers are all whack jobs, who only know how to attack her possible opponents in their possible rivalry.
 
Nothing else.  No other reason.

This sophisticated analysis is the type of deep thinking which keeps enlightened folks disdainful of Palin.  Thank you.

Posted by: Tonawanda at March 03, 2011 04:55 PM (fgysf)

52 I really doubt Christie will run.If he does,I'll certainly give him every consideration.At this point,I'm pulling for Bolton but it is very early still.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 04:55 PM (dZ3n8)

53 And Governor Christie got his science degree where?

Look at you. Hanging on every word of a politician about science...instead of a scientist. I mean really. Look at you.

Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 04:55 PM (6KaEq)

54

meh, I don't live in New Jersey and Christie says he isn't running for president. If he decides to run he will tell us what his positions are and we can go for there.

For now though he is a governor on the other side of the country from me. He is entertaining to watch though.

Posted by: robtr at March 03, 2011 04:56 PM (MtwBb)

55 btw, how many science degrees do you have?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 08:52 PM (W+Irb)

Hell, I have a Ph.D. in mathematics.

Science is too easy for me.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 03, 2011 04:56 PM (T0NGe)

56 Is Christie pro-life?

Yup.  Just defunded the state's Planned Parenthood group (for "budgetary reasons" wink-wink) and recently spoke at an anti-abortion rally.

Link: http://tinyurl.com/48fldpu

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 04:56 PM (NjYDy)

57 Just seeing a Politician not be a pussy to the press or any groups is refreshing.
 Every Politician speaks in total vagueness and bullshit to avoid  the sound bite trap or the gotcha from some dick weed special interest group.  And he's like; fuck you. So thats got to be worth at least 52% right there.

Posted by: melvin at March 03, 2011 04:57 PM (3OCZw)

58 It may tip the East Coast over, but we may wind up Eager for Romney/Christie 2012

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 03, 2011 04:57 PM (cdCC7)

59 you know if fatboy could diss the libs across a broad spectrum of their topics, i'd join him in being fat. otherwise pound sand rino.

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 04:57 PM (nfC5u)

60 Assuming Obama wins a 2nd term...


Do you guys prefer a Christie 2016 nominee or a Walker 2016 pick?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 04:58 PM (bAySe)

61 The next time someone accuses a potential Republican presidential candidate, I say provide the link or get the fuck out.

Posted by: Warden at March 03, 2011 08:45 PM (X9C8M)

While I typically ignore this kind of bossiness, here is some evidence from PajamasMedia about Christie and gun control.

 

Satisfied?

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 04:58 PM (h0RtZ)

62 From the Newark Star-Ledger:

Gov. Chris Christie backs anti-abortion activists, says 'every life is precious and a gift from God.'

"Gov. Chris Christie, who made his stance against legalized abortion known during the campaign, has remained relatively quiet about social issues, including the debate on abortion.

But Monday, during a rally outside the Statehouse marking the 38th anniversary of the Supreme CourtÂ’s Roe v. Wade decision, Christie spoke to hundreds who weathered bitter temperatures, telling them "this is an issue whose time has come."

Speaking for five minutes without a coat, Christie said "every life is precious and a gift from God.""

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 04:58 PM (NjYDy)

63 Posted by: newrouter

You might want to jump on a trampoline to get that sand out of your vagina.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 03, 2011 04:59 PM (S59+B)

64 From a Sept. 2008 CBS news post, bylined by Steve Benen

I]n the past Palin has said she does not believe global warming is caused by human activity. She has told the Internet news site Newsmax, "A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location.... I'm not one, though, who would attribute it to being man-made."In an interview with a Fairbanks newspaper within the last year, Palin said: "I'm not an Al Gore, doom-and-gloom environmentalist blaming the changes in our climate on human activity."

Posted by: justin cord at March 03, 2011 04:59 PM (DLRWS)

65 >>61 Assuming Obama wins a 2nd term...


Total buzzkill.....

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:00 PM (4ZxEW)

66 Gun grabber. He's a dick.

Posted by: Barbarian at March 03, 2011 05:00 PM (EL+OC)

67

He's got 2 strikes against him - he doesn't just "not support" SB1070, he is completely uninformed and ignorant of the law itself. That's just about standard for far far eastern US nationals. Second is that he's from Baja New York, aka, South NeoEurope.

Each is a deal breaker.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 03, 2011 05:00 PM (odfEr)

68 "You might want to jump on a trampoline to get that sand out of your vagina. " just say no to fat rinos pushed by east coast morons

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:00 PM (nfC5u)

69 Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 08:58 PM (NjYDy)

He also got the endorsement from NJ Right to Life during the campaign....and a very pro-life NJ congressman who's name escapes me.

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2011 05:01 PM (VuLos)

70 Rumor has it that Chris Christie is planning to use the New Jersey National Guard to conduct a commando raid into Pennsylvania to free Kermit Gosnell and then bring him back to New Jersey and make him head of all New Jersey Daycare programs.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:01 PM (DKV43)

71

Do you guys prefer a Christie 2016 nominee or a Walker 2016 pick?

4 more years of this fuckstick and man it's over.Talk of 2016 is pointless.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 03, 2011 05:01 PM (gJNMj)

72 53 And Governor Christie got his science degree where?

Aha, the "I know you are, but what am I?" form of argument!  I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you're woefully unarmed.  Christie framed his argument purely in terms of economics, if you have any evidence to suggest what he said was false, please spell it out.

Look at you. Hanging on every word of a politician about science...instead of a scientist. I mean really. Look at you.

Fine, I'll listen to Pat Michaels then, a world-renowned climatologist then 

/btw, science isn't by committee.  Just because   And the lack of any formal scientific training doesn't preclude one from asking intelligent questions about issues in science, or disallow people from making intelligent inquires.  All one needs is reason.  Just because a bunch of scientists once said that humans have 24 pairs (48 in total) of chromosomes, doesn't make it so. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 05:02 PM (W+Irb)

73 >>>Gov. Chris Christie, who made his stance against legalized abortion known during the campaign, has remained relatively quiet about social issues, including the debate on abortion.

You know what this is code for?  It's code for: Christie is a conservative who has a fucking brain and realizes as the governor of a blue state he would be a suicidally stupid moron to pick fights on social issues that are both unpopular and irrelevant, especially when he's fighting a much more important and more difficult battle to bail out the state's dire finances and reform its educational system.  But every now and then he lets his true colors show, for signaling purposes.

I like a man who knows how to prioritize.  I like it A LOT.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:02 PM (NjYDy)

74 "You might want to jump on a trampoline to get that sand out of your vagina. " Not familiar with that one. Is it an old Irish saying?

Posted by: USA at March 03, 2011 05:02 PM (YZISw)

75 fat and fatter: newt/christie 2012. win for the coastal losers

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:02 PM (nfC5u)

76 Didn't Christie just say that he knew he would win if he ran? If so, I say then for the country go for it and if it means taking back what he said about being there for NJ then do it. I would rather save the country another Obama term. Maybe he was just being over-confident but who cares. I want a nominee who has the balls to say I WILL WIN! For the party Purists - at what point will you say we will overlook some things (mainly the so-cons) and go for a candidate that can actually win. I don't care if it is a win by one vote. As to the "fat" issue. That is negated by the fact that Obama smokes (even if Michele says he does not) and that he has done drugs and who knows he may still do some if Reggie gets them for him.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 05:03 PM (pcWke)

77 >>Christie has a talent of boiling down everything to a simple economic argument that even most people completely ignorant of economics can understand. I don't even think it's that so much as he just tells the truth with conviction, humor and a backbone. Those are 3 qualities not often found in a politician. I've never really bought into the position that the public as a whole is irretrievably stupid and they need to be lied to in order to get things done. Apathetic much of the time, yes. Stupid, no. And when they are sufficiently pissed they rise up just as millions did during the last election cycle. Most people understand we are fiscally boned. Not all may get just how bad it is but you don't have to read Hayek every day to see we are in deep trouble and our current path is unsustainable. I don't need to agree with a politician on every issue to support him or her and I don't think most do. I can't think of any politician or person I've ever agreed with on anything. But Christie seems honest, hits most of the right notes with me and does what he says he's going to do. That's about as good as it gets for me and I think for many others.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2011 05:03 PM (TMB3S)

78 "I like a man who knows how to prioritize" allah ackbar!!11!!

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:03 PM (nfC5u)

79 iman chris christie 2012: sharia for america

Leave Iman out of this. What did she ever do to you?

Posted by: Geronimo at March 03, 2011 05:03 PM (+C0Kq)

80 Look at you. Hanging on every word of a politician about science...instead of a scientist. I mean really. Look at you.

Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 08:55 PM (6KaEq)

Where's our fucking candy?

Posted by: Al Gore and Hank Waxman, multiple doctorate holders in hard sciences at March 03, 2011 05:04 PM (BP6Z1)

81 >>>I've never really bought into the position that the public as a whole is irretrievably stupid and they need to be lied to in order to get things done Then I have failed.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:04 PM (nj1bB)

82

>>>He's got 2 strikes against him - he doesn't just "not support" SB1070, he is completely uninformed and ignorant of the law itself. That's just about standard for far far eastern US nationals. Second is that he's from Baja New York, aka, South NeoEurope.

>>>Each is a deal breaker.

Wait, the fact that he hails from New Jersey is a dealbreaker for you?  Just the mere fact that he's from the state?  From the region?  

You are weird.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:04 PM (NjYDy)

83 I hear Chrisite wrote the script for Star Wars Two: Attack of the Clones

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:05 PM (DKV43)

84 Damn fat yankee!

Posted by: Fly over redneck at March 03, 2011 05:05 PM (EL+OC)

85 Look at you. Hanging on every word of a politician about science...instead of a scientist. I mean really. Look at you. Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 08:55 PM (6KaEq) Oh, HELL, yes! My man Jimmy-Joe is back to drop some fuckin' science on us. Because last time was a fucking masterful dissertation on how cock enthusiasts like Jimmy-Joe here are going to OUTBREED us bigots. Fair warning, dipshit. Hit the back button on your browser before the Moron Horde cottonfists your fucking soft skull in with the cluebat.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 05:06 PM (OW0nw)

86 Jeff B., first before you criticise, spend 40 plus years in the Western US before you start with the whining.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 03, 2011 05:06 PM (odfEr)

87 Chris is a smart guy, - and I particularly like the fact that he's comfortable in a public speaking role/environment, and quite articulate (and clean).

 Let's hope he can adapt his conservative no-bullshit agenda from the state level to the federal level, (assuming he has higher aspirations and tolerance for pain), to embrace the full scope of American politics beyond the focus of New Jersey politics.

Give him a few years.

Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2011 05:06 PM (/8mBu)

88 "Didn't Christie just say that he knew he would win if he ran?" yea fuckin' know it all that fat boy. but cheer up you christie boys there's some christie p0rn on you tube

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:06 PM (nfC5u)

89

Christie puts ketchup on his hot dogs.

Total deal breaker.  Sorry.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (dWPyO)

90 >>"I like a man who knows how to prioritize" allah ackbar!!11!!

What are you even doing here?  Shouldn't you be out defending the sacred honor of true conservatism or something?

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (NjYDy)

91 I hear Chrisite wrote the script for Star Wars Two: Attack of the Clones Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 09:05 PM (DKV43 I think you mean the movie "Fatso" with Dom DeLuise. Or at least we thought it was Dom?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (7wmOW)

92 >>>I've never really bought into the position that the public as a whole is irretrievably stupid and they need to be lied to in order to get things done

Really? Did you go to bed early on November 4, 2008?

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (gJNMj)

93 I've ever agreed with on anything everything not anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (TMB3S)

94 All one needs is reason.

And skepticism.  Which is sorely lacking.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (T0NGe)

95 Give him a few years.

at about 350º a pound

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:07 PM (DKV43)

96 Coulter endorsed him that works for me, he ain't running though.

Posted by: robtr at March 03, 2011 05:08 PM (MtwBb)

97 Didn't Christie just say that he knew he would win if he ran?
 
No. He said he could win. That is a major difference.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 05:08 PM (h0RtZ)

98 Delta Smelt!  Welcome!

How's tricks?

Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2011 05:08 PM (BP6Z1)

99 When unemployment is 25-35% and bread lines are full, it's not going to matter much to me or many hungry people how Chris Christie feels about fudge-packin or the climate or the Sting-infested rain forest.

I would hate to see a decent man eliminated from the running before the primaries over something as stupid as Algore's hoax.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:08 PM (EA+s9)

100 If I can support Romney, if need be, for passing health care legislation his constituents wanted, I can support Christie for passing gun control legislation his constituents wanted. Did Christie actually pass gun control legislation by the way?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:08 PM (4ZxEW)

101 I think Bob Owens' column is full of shit. He has a black mark against Christie for supporting the Clinton Crime Bill (that's a legitimate knock), but the rest of his column basically says that "Christie did not run on a promise to advance gun rights in NJ and has not advanced them. Nor retarded them. As promised, he's done little on the issue either way." I depart from the Gun Evangelists on this. I simply do not believe that America's top fucking issue is that it doesn't have enough automatic-convertible carbines. It's absurd. If New Jerseyans don't want these guns, what's it to you? What is the big problem? This is an example of people just demanding, essentially, that Democrats hold every office except in the south, southwest, and great plains states.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:09 PM (nj1bB)

102 This is called "winning"

Fuckin' A.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 03, 2011 05:09 PM (FYCiJ)

103

Well, isn't that special. Equating concern due to ignorance of a critical issue that is killing friends of mine on the border by invading bunches of Mexican Army personnel in the pay of the cartels - to ketchup.

Yeah, that's a great way to ignore half of the fucking country's worries and conditions. Pretend it doesn't matter at all, even the people who've been decapitated. After all it's not in New York City, DC, Boston, or any of the rest of the cities thousands of miles from the fucking border.

Yeah, it's like being pissed about ketchup. I am rolling my eyes so hard that I can see my brainstem.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 03, 2011 05:10 PM (odfEr)

104 Here's a cannoli Chris...right here...

Posted by: Brady Campaign at March 03, 2011 05:10 PM (EL+OC)

105

When unemployment is 25-35% and bread lines are full, it's not going to matter much to me or many hungry people how Chris Christie feels about fudge-packin or the climate or the Sting-infested rain forest.

Christie will cut in front of you in those bread lines.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:10 PM (DKV43)

106 Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 09:08 PM (4ZxEW)

I don't think he actually signed a new gun bill, he just says he supports the ones that already are on the books.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (HicGG)

107 And fuck you Kimmy-Jo.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (EA+s9)

108 32, I am the biggest Sarah supporter here and I have said I hope he does run. I am not worried in the slightest about anyone. He is no threat to her. She is capable of more than most realize and will prove it in a campaign if she chooses to run. You seem to enjoy making general statements about Sarah Palin supporters in order to insult them and that just might be pathetic on your behalf because you are upset that your preferred candidate apparently prefers not to run. Take it up with him. I and millions of Palin supporters have nothing to do with it. It is also of note that Sarah Palin dealt with outrageous union demands when she served as Governor and reformed the system there long before anyone heard of Christie or Walker. She tackled the problem before it became apocalyptic. She never gets credit for it though. Christie and Walker stepped into a situation that is far worse because of decades of liberal mismanagement before they arrived and I wish them the best in their current fight.

Posted by: Dan at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (mXBxH)

109 Al Gore blinded me with SCIENCE!

Posted by: Jimmah-Joe at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (+C0Kq)

110  Did Christie actually pass gun control legislation by the way?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 09:08 PM (4ZxEW)

No, he was asked about it when he was campaigning and he said he was fine with NJ gun laws which are draconian. He didn't pass any new ones though.

That and immigration are the two problems I have with him that he would have to change to get my support.

Posted by: robtr at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (MtwBb)

111

Gov Christie liked Mel Gibson's performance in Die Hard 2.

That proves he hates the Jews.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (WRW1S)

112 Chris Christie once slapped my ass and called me Susan.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:11 PM (nj1bB)

113 Is this newrouter guy greg/erg/whoever? Ace must be hitting close to home, getting these clowns to pop out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Seriously, now at March 03, 2011 05:12 PM (3W1+C)

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:12 PM (MMC8r)

115 >>Jeff B., first before you criticise, spend 40 plus years in the Western US before you start with the whining.

No.  Yhat's the most retarded thing I have heard today.  That would be like me saying "I won't vote for anyone west of the I-95 corridor because they don't understand the lifestyle and particular needs of dense urban/exurban regions of the East Coast.  What you're defending is antebellum regionalism at its crassest.  Are you saying that you could never support anyone who didn't come from the Western U.S.?  Would midwesterners (say, Pawlenty, or Pence, or Daniels) be able to comprehend the ever-so-unique and sui generis challenges faced by those on the other side of the Rockies?  (C'mon dude, I know water rights law can be knotty and complex, but I don't really think that's the ENTIRETY of the what Presidency is about, you know.) 

Or is this just a new, more subtlely disguised "candidate fitness" test designed to exclude every possible choice save Sarah Palin? 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:12 PM (NjYDy)

116 How's tricks?

Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2011 09:08 PM (BP6Z1)

Tricks?  Long time no see. Been catching a bit more of Rome lately.  Heard that tool trapper call in a few days ago.  Douchetastic.

 

Christie double dips his chips btw.  Do we really want a guy like that in the White House?

Posted by: Delta Smelt at March 03, 2011 05:12 PM (dWPyO)

117 " Shouldn't you be out defending the sacred honor of true conservatism or something?" i like chris christie's state implementing sharia one idiot gov't action at a time. allah ackbar chrissey get that musbro on the judiciary!!!

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:12 PM (nfC5u)

Posted by: newrouter bot at March 03, 2011 05:13 PM (BP6Z1)

119 That's DOCTOR Jimmah-Joe to you.  I have a Ph.D. in Climate Stupidity.

Posted by: Jimmah-Joe at March 03, 2011 05:13 PM (+C0Kq)

120 You know what Purists? I know a hell of a lot of good ole southern boys who would vote for Christie in a heartbeat. You know how many of us down here that don't like Yankees coming here and still buying up land that would vote for him in a heartbeat? Yes! we would and we value our guns and bibles and every single other thing people think we cling to and we don't have an issue with his weight. I say go big guy and take down that little metrosexual asshole that is occupying the White House now. If he thinks he can win - I am for him. The 2nd Amendment is not going anywhere. This along with abortion continues to divide us. Why?

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 05:13 PM (pcWke)

121 26, being a running mate is a totally different situation than being able to craft all your own positions as the head guy/gal. It is apples and oranges.

Posted by: Dan at March 03, 2011 05:13 PM (mXBxH)

122 Ace, if new jerseyans "don't want these guns" then they do not want the Constitution. They could just oh, refrain from purchasing them, but instead they throw people in jail for having them. In my eyes, they're no different than any other foreign land where the inhabitants are just subjects and slaves.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 03, 2011 05:13 PM (odfEr)

123 Chris Christie gave me a nice new toy train one Christmas and told me to set it up. When I set it up, he stomped it to pieces and then raped my mom.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:14 PM (nj1bB)

124 Chris Christie cast Chris Tucker  in The Fifth Element

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:14 PM (DKV43)

125 Chris Christie once slapped my ass and called me Susan.

Only once?

Posted by: fluffy goes for the easy single! at March 03, 2011 05:14 PM (SwkdU)

126 Christie get in front of this cracka in the bread line, you gonna see some of the slowest, most painfully inept kung fu ever filmed. Thrill as we two out of shape dorks try to slap each other down before lack of oxygen and massive coronaries disable us.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:14 PM (EA+s9)

127 Chris Christie once slapped my ass on a lazy Susan and called me Sunshine.

Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2011 05:14 PM (/8mBu)

128 I depart from the Gun Evangelists on this. I simply do not believe that America's top fucking issue is that it doesn't have enough automatic-convertible carbines.

It's absurd.

If New Jerseyans don't want these guns, what's it to you? What is the big problem?

This is an example of people just demanding, essentially, that Democrats hold every office except in the south, southwest, and great plains states.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 09:09 PM (nj1bB)

I am like the Honey Badger on New Jersey gun laws, I don't live there and have no plans to visit or live there.

Before I would vote for him for president he would have to say he is fine with Americas gun laws the way they are. If he did that I would vote for the fat man.

Posted by: robtr at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (MtwBb)

129 If New Jerseyans don't want these guns, what's it to you? What is the big problem?

This is an example of people just demanding, essentially, that Democrats hold every office except in the south, southwest, and great plains states.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 09:09 PM (nj1bB)


No problem at all, just that it makes him unelectable. :p

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (bAySe)

130 Shakespeare in Love?


A Chris Christie joint.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (4ZxEW)

131 What's Christie's position on trans-fats?

How about fat trannies?

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (MMC8r)

132 Empire of Jeff, why are you losing your mind? On the huffington post, we just laugh at trolls. Then again your trolls are so gosh-awful stupid.

  You're getting all emotional. Having a bit of a hissy fit, you are.

Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (6KaEq)

133 Chris Christie gave me a nice new toy train one Christmas and told me to set it up. When I set it up, he stomped it to pieces and then raped my mom.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 09:14 PM (nj1bB)

Boys named Sue shouldn't have trains anyway.

Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (VuLos)

134 Ace is clearly a RINO who must be purged!

All hail the infallible Sarah Palin!

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at March 03, 2011 05:15 PM (0JKQf)

135 62, that cite was complete bullshit. It contains no direct evidence and leads to the nutjob/hack site ace just mentioned. Epic Fail!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at March 03, 2011 05:16 PM (vXwmy)

136 chris christie is a fat rhino. you can have him.

Cliff Notes.

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 05:16 PM (VSWPU)

137

Chris Christie once went to a strip club but didn't buy a lap dance.

He hates single moms.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:16 PM (WRW1S)

138 The only candidates I would not even consider in the primaries is Huckabee or Ron Paul.Everyone and anyone else is in the mix,not sure why we have to attack them now.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 05:16 PM (dZ3n8)

139 Chris Christie best serves not in the White House, but in edumacting and bring a state like NJ to the right little by little.

Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2011 05:16 PM (BP6Z1)

140 Christie/Bolton I would not f*ck with that.

Posted by: Honey Badger at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (YZISw)

141 This way El Chris...this way...

Posted by: Hispanic Caucus' Burrito Van at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (EL+OC)

142 139 - is that a joke?

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (pcWke)

143 >>>Ace, if new jerseyans "don't want these guns" then they do not want the Constitution. They could just oh, refrain from purchasing them, but instead they throw people in jail for having them. Your reading of the Constitution is the not the currently accepted reading of it, obviously. You seem to write "state sovereignty" out of it quickly enough. In any event, I know you believe that the constitution says we can have any gun with no restrictions but the current court, which is pro-2nd Amendment, has not gone that far, and has not invalidated these state laws. So maybe what you're saying is an honestly-held opinion, but it is an opinion. And it has nothing to do with being president. Because Christie believes STATES may pass such restrictive laws does not mean he believes a federal government could or should.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (nj1bB)

144 On the huffington post, we just laugh at trolls. Then again your trolls are so gosh-awful stupid.

If you think we aren't laughing at you, listen harder.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (MMC8r)

145 "Or is this just a new, more subtlely disguised "candidate fitness" test designed to exclude every possible choice save Sarah Palin? " no asshole rinos live in the coastal progg hives. don't listen to assholes living in the coastal progg hives.

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (nfC5u)

146 you don't know what conservatism means unless you've been spitroasted between Ron Paul and Alex Jones. and I have been FILLED with conservatism like a jizz-cannoli.

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 05:17 PM (OW0nw)

147 Why does defending Christie have to involve attacking Sarah Palin?

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (dZ3n8)

148 Little known fact, Chris Christie can unhinge his jaw which allows him to each animals up to twice his size.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (DKV43)

149 Chris Christie put the mercury in the vaccines. When questioned about his motives he said, "Because I fuckin' hate kids."

He also slips cane sugar into Wilford Brimleys oatmeal.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (EA+s9)

150 139 The only candidates I would not even consider in the primaries is Huckabee or Ron Paul.Everyone and anyone else is in the mix,not sure why we have to attack them now.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 09:16 PM (dZ3n

I think I would add eye of newt to that mixture. 

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (FIDMq)

151 >>It is also of note that Sarah Palin dealt with outrageous union demands when she served as Governor and reformed the system there long before anyone heard of Christie or Walker. She tackled the problem before it became apocalyptic. She never gets credit for it though.

O RLY?  Sarah Palin, in her half-term as governor, went to war with a deeply entrenched and enormously powerful public sector union that dictated political outcomes in her (ultra-red) state and managed to strip them of their collective bargaining rights whilst forcing increased in pension and benefits contributions? 

Do tell.  I would love to hear more about this incredibly huge legislative accomplishment of Sarah Palin's. (Especially the part where you explain how Alaska is a bulwark of politically powerful public sector unionism, despite being a sparsely-populated red state.)  Amazing that I never heard anything about it before.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (NjYDy)

152 (nfC5u)

Punctuation.  It's free.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (MMC8r)

153 "This hack site makes a big deal over the fact that he opposes it for the wrong reasons; that is, this hack site wants Christie to say "global warming is bunk" and oppose RGGI, but instead he says "this scheme reduces our competitiveness and hurts New Jerseyans' job prospects" and then he opposes it."

The big issue is whether the AGW "science" should be believed, and in that video he says nothing specifically on that issue, but it sure sounds like he would support the RGI if Pennsylvania participated in it, and that would make no sense if he had big questions about AGW science. This is a big deal, IMHO.

Ace, you frequently bend over backwards to avoid the extreme-purist-right-wing view (which everybody knows can never prevail in a general election), and then you try to hide your scalp-to-ass posture from us behind rants against stupid loser purists. It is not attractive.

Posted by: Ken at March 03, 2011 05:18 PM (3ar4L)

154 When Christie was 12, he told his 1st love they would be married, live in a big house, and  be in love forever. They were not married, there is no house,  and he no longer loves her.

Can we really nominate and elect this monster?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:19 PM (4ZxEW)

155 Back then, she was to the right of the GOP platform on that issue, I didn't realize how truly stupid they were back then, we almost?? deserved to lose., and Schmidt and Wallace and the like, did the most to make that possible.That being said of course, he should run, if he feels like it. The more the merrier,

Posted by: justin cord at March 03, 2011 05:19 PM (DLRWS)

156 I have returned to earth in the form of Sarah Palin. All must bow down to me and worship everything I say.

Oh yea, and Chris Christie is Satan. We must purge him from the Republican Sarah Palin party.

Posted by: Jesus at March 03, 2011 05:19 PM (0JKQf)

157 Chris Christie came on my dog.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:19 PM (nj1bB)

158

Chris Christie walked by a Prius without slashing it's tires.

That can only mean he supports Cap and Trade.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:19 PM (WRW1S)

159 I am awesome at the state level right now.

 I will let you know when I want to be awesome on the federal level.

Until then, suck my dick and bake me a lasagna.

Posted by: Chris Christie, state-level awesome at March 03, 2011 05:20 PM (EA+s9)

160 151 Well yeah,but I don't really believe he is running.Jeb Bush also can go fuck himself.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 05:20 PM (dZ3n8)

161 assholes living in the coastal progg hives

Oooooo, tasty!

Posted by: fluffy, wretched & scummy at March 03, 2011 05:20 PM (SwkdU)

162 >>" Shouldn't you be out defending the sacred honor of true conservatism or something?" i like chris christie's state implementing sharia one idiot gov't action at a time. allah ackbar chrissey get that musbro on the judiciary!!!

Huh.  In a world where conservatives get unfair, scurrilous charges of bigotry and Islamophobia thrown at them by the MSM and the Left...you might be an honest-to-goodness fucking bigot.

Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:20 PM (NjYDy)

163

Let's turn the White House into the Waffle House.

Christie 2012.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:21 PM (DKV43)

164

Jeff B, no it is just a standard - I don't vote for people from the Northeastern Corridor because of the politicians I've met from there, they are uniformly ignorant of the West, are always arrogant and condescending in that ignorance, and have less than adequate appreciation for Constitutional rights and private property rights.

Christie is a no-go for me primarily because he's an incredibly clueless schlub on the subject of the border and it steams me that people I knew in my youth are being murdered while the backeasterners are chuckling and calling us bigots. Fuck them.

Meanwhile there's several ranchers in graves that they dismiss as "flyover country problems".

As for regionalism, I have no problem with anyone outside the area, but seriously now, you have a state with a socialist senator. That's proof that the culture back there is broken. Also, accusing me of regionalism for pointing back east is like accusing lynching victim of racism for shouting at a KKK member.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 03, 2011 05:21 PM (odfEr)

165 >>Really? Did you go to bed early on November 4, 2008? Hell no. I was up half the night spanking my monkey to my collection of John McCain's greatest speeches on 8 track. Thanks Iowa!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2011 05:22 PM (TMB3S)

166 Cwithtie ithn't a member of the High Priethtood of Climatologithth, therefore he and you thould thut your collective pieholeth! Listen to your betterth and do what you're told. If we tell you to live in a thtate of perpetwual mediocwity, you will do tho!

Posted by: Timmah Troll at March 03, 2011 05:22 PM (S59+B)

167

Chris Christie walked by a Prius without slashing it's tires.

That can only mean he supports Cap and Trade.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 09:19 PM (WRW1S)

Christie was smart, he put Palin stickers on the prius, much easier than slashing the tires yourself.

Posted by: robtr at March 03, 2011 05:22 PM (MtwBb)

168 >>>he big issue is whether the AGW "science" should be believed, and in that video he says nothing specifically on that issue, but it sure sounds like he would support the RGI if Pennsylvania participated in it, and that would make no sense if he had big questions about AGW science Nonsense. It is a standard conservative argument that we should not join Kyoto "because it doesn't cover China and India and we'd be uncompetitive." The person offering this argument knows China and India will never join Kyoto, and therefore there will never, then, be a "right time" to join Kyoto. Read between the lines. I offer again Palin's "the jury is still out" statement on global warming. Which was a good one. I liked it then, and I like Christie's version of it now. I'm consistent. You seem surprised to see politics showing up in politics.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:22 PM (nj1bB)

169 165 Admitting that you hang out at Huffpo is like admitting that you were part of some twisted genetic experiment gone horribly awry.

Or admitting that you are a glutton for punishment. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 05:22 PM (W+Irb)

170 Okay Christiephiles/Palinhaters and Palinphiles/Christiehaters, have fun with your silly posts.  The rest of us will just hang in the comfy middle and be fans of both while critical of their policy flaws.

Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2011 05:22 PM (BP6Z1)

171
Aids?

A Chris Christie Creation™.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:23 PM (4ZxEW)

172 only hillbilly from alabammy good enuf for me!

Posted by: newcletusrouter at March 03, 2011 05:23 PM (vXwmy)

173 Chris Christie crapped in my lawn, from across the street.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:23 PM (DKV43)

174 I'm still waiting for Jimmy-joe's unstoppable "science" bomb.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2011 05:23 PM (WRkXx)

175 Chris Christie.  Fucks nuns.  Wipes his dick on the curtains.  And laughs.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:23 PM (MMC8r)

176 >>>Christie is a no-go for me primarily because he's an incredibly clueless schlub on the subject of the border and it steams me that people I knew in my youth are being murdered while the backeasterners are chuckling and calling us bigots. Inspector, in his defense, his fucking constituents -- the people he actually serves -- are clueless on the subject of the border, too. How much rhetorical effort do you think he should lend to educating them, so they know how to think properly about a problem in a different state they cannot affect?

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:24 PM (nj1bB)

177 172 Yeah,I don't see the need,nor do I think it is productive.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 05:24 PM (dZ3n8)

178 Empire of Jeff, why are you losing your mind? On the huffington post, we just laugh at trolls. Then again your trolls are so gosh-awful stupid.   You're getting all emotional. Having a bit of a hissy fit, you are. I'm from the South. Sacred Honor compels me to fucksaw your prostate like I'm racing against time to plant a nuclear warhead before your massive stupidity destroys our planet. And then I'll return home and smash Liv Tyler's vagina like the Maginot Line.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 05:24 PM (TATbF)

179   Chris Christie once went to a strip club but didn't buy a lap dance.

He doesn't have a lap.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (3j6OS)

180 175 Chris Christie crapped in my lawn, from across the street.

He had help.

Posted by: Portugese Hoagie at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (EL+OC)

181 Chris Christie doesn't just support gay marriage, he consecrates them...all.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (DKV43)

182 If Hypoethetical Candidate Christie was weak on immigration, that would be different. He would need a national platform appealing to a NATIONAL audience of conservatives. But this is Chris Christie, governor of NJ, not arizona, and not America. I agree with you on this and disagree with him -- but you seem to ignore the fact he's not only elected from one state, but he's not even a federal politician at all! He is a state executive with only one state to worry about.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (nj1bB)

183 Honey Badger gives a shit....about Chris Christie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (UOM48)

184 Well, who in the hell is gonna vote for Newt after sitting on the bench with Pelosi but I don't see anyone here defending him so I guess he is a no-win. So, why is he even thinking about running. I just don't understand how someone is suppose to run and please every single person in the party. I would vote Christie any day over all the old guys trying to get back in ... any single day.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (pcWke)

185 Chris Christie sold dope disguised as a nun!


Posted by: Hanover Fisk at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (EA+s9)

186 There is nothing wrong with the Fat Man's position on Global Warming.

If his Gun Control position is merely a state position, my objections on that front disappear.

Posted by: Ceiling at March 03, 2011 05:25 PM (YxGud)

187 Can Christie win the primary? Maybe if he comes around on immigration and at least a "will not enact new gun control" position on the 2nd.
Can he beat Obama? Right now I think he, of our candidates, has the best chance.
Will he do what the US needs when he is in office. Yes, I think he will attack the deficit.
Will he do things I don't like that are bad for the US. Of course most Presidents have, but what? We can't afford a major gaff on immigration, energy, ME or spending right now.

So I am looking for some statements that are a lot different on immigration. And no I am not a Palinista. Nor a Paulbot, nor a..F* I don't like anybody.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (0q2P7)

188

Chris Christie once ate at Taco Bell.

See?  He's for open borders.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (WRW1S)

189 Look at you all. Huckabee, thinks Obama was raised in Kenya which didn't exist when Obama was a child. Newt has so much baggage, he's un-electable. Romney passed health care.  Palin is a joke and Tim Pawlenty thinks bank's taxes are too high when they don't even pay them...

Now you're trying ever so hard to like Chris Christie. - A governor from New Jersey. Desperate!

We will CRUSH you in 2012. 


Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (6KaEq)

190 IF he runs we will hear his views on national issues,like border security.Right now he has nothing to do with it.NJ has it's own problems you may have noticed.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (dZ3n8)

191 O/T - Kratos, has this ever happened to you in the lab?

Posted by: RushBabe at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (urYpw)

192 Chris Christie shat a penguin. He swallowed the penguin whole, and then shat it. He laughed. He thought it was "witty."

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:26 PM (nj1bB)

193 Chris Christie once promised to give me a candy bar if I would clean his room.  Then when I finished cleaning it, he said he had already eaten it.

Then he beat me savagely for three hours straight.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (NjYDy)

194 152, half term governor? You mean like Christie who you want to run? So it is OK for him to run as half term? Cool. You really need to look into her record more. Your comments sound like you are foaming at the mouth whenever Sarah Palin's name is mentioned. It is quite unhealthy. You also ignored every other part of my comment. I never said it was as bad as what Christie is dealing with. IN FACT, I stated in that comment that what Christie and Walker are dealing with is FAR WORSE due to decades of liberal mismanagement.

Posted by: Dan at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (mXBxH)

195 127  I have no problem with Palin. I have a problem with her supporters who treat her like she is Jesus, the Beatles, the Pope, and Albert Einsten rolled into one. Most of her stances are good and conservative - just like most of Christie's stances are good and conservative.

Oh noes! He was vague about the mosque in New York City blocks away from the Ground Zero. Oh noes! He doesn't think that crazy people should be able to purchase guns or that we all need to own grenade launchers!

Clearly he is the scum of the earth.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (0JKQf)

196 Okay Christiephiles/Palinhaters and Palinphiles/Christiehaters, have fun with your silly posts.  The rest of us will just hang in the comfy middle and be fans of both while critical of their policy flaws.

I actually like making fun of both sides.

The hysteria of this pre-pre-pre-presidential-primary season is ridiculous.

I don't go to eleventy!!11!!!!!11!

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (MMC8r)

197 Chris Christie came on my dog.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 09:19 PM (nj1bB)

Oh please, your dog liked it. Dogs love all that kind of nasty shit. He lapped it right up.

Posted by: Geronimo at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (+C0Kq)

198 Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 03, 2011 09:21 PM (odfEr)

What's Jan Brewer's position on the ARC project?

Posted by: DrewM. at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (HicGG)

199

4 more years of this fuckstick and man it's over.Talk of 2016 is pointless.

Posted by: USS Diversity
----

That's silly, to be blunt. We still have a system of checks and balances. He can certainly do more damage in a 2nd term, but its not like conservative opposition will be powerless.  We even get lucky if the SCOTUS strikes down the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (bAySe)

200 Most of New Jersey probably thinks Mexicans magically spawn in the restaurant kitchen wearing aprons and carrying trays.


Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:27 PM (EA+s9)

201

could I make a legitimate point?

On the immigration issue, I am totally with the people of Arizona or whatever Southwestern state that has to deal with the narco-state neighbor that is mexico, however isn't the Republican 2012 candidate guaranteed to win all the border states except for California anyway? So what purpose does it serve him to come out hard right on that issue?

I'm not talking about principles, but politics. If he were to run, he needs to pick up a couple of rust best or North Eastern states, not the mid or south west, right?

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:28 PM (DKV43)

202 Chrisite loves 2 things : 1) his family, and  2) raping trees.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:28 PM (4ZxEW)

203 Jimmy-joe asserts, the proof, he not so much.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:28 PM (MMC8r)

204 When Chris Christie has a bad day at work he doesn't go home and kick his dog. He throws his goldfish in the freezer.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:29 PM (3j6OS)

205 Chris Christie told me he can't nut unless the girl is crying.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:29 PM (nj1bB)

206 193 O/T - Kratos, has this ever happened to you in the lab?

The cartoons aren't coming up for me,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 05:29 PM (W+Irb)

207 Chris Christie once ate at Taco Bell.

At first glance, I read 'ate ;"> a Taco Bell', which he may have done.

Posted by: fluffy, effete Easterner at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (SwkdU)

208 Chris Christie once ate out at a nice restaurant and failed to leave a tip afterwards.

When asked why, he said "Fuck you, tipping is for stock touts and strippers. Now go get your shinebox."

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (NjYDy)

209 197 That mosque is in the actual impact area and it should be considered an insult by every American even if they are muslim.It is a fucking victory monument,make no mistake.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (dZ3n8)

210

Chris Christie politely declined an invitation to go bird hunting with Dick Cheney.

That proves he's a gun-grabber who hates the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (WRW1S)

211 Chris Christie invented techno.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (EA+s9)

212

191
We will CRUSH you in 2012. 

And we will stop shipping you any food.

And you will starve.

Fuck off.

Posted by: States That Grow Food And Dislike Communism at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (odfEr)

213 Chris Christie doesn't have opponents.
He has appetizers.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (3j6OS)

214 JIMMY JOOOOOOOE!!!

Posted by: The Redneck in "Evil Dead II" Who Doesn't Know That Jimmy Joe Was Raped and Murdered by a Tree at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (FYCiJ)

215 Ace,

The fourth "bad Christie" issue on guns. 

Specifically, he has not advanced gun rights, and has left some of the particularly nasty New Jersey law/rules in place.

I see that as a definite black mark against him.  But it really is a state by state issue, so fuck New Jersey.  The Supreme Court is already on the NRA side on these issues.

Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2011 05:30 PM (2p0e3)

216 Christie refers to the local pet shelter as "The meat aisle."

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 03, 2011 05:31 PM (S59+B)

217 197, but that is a straw man. Most people who support Palin do not view her as a savior or messiah. I certainly do not. She does not view herself that way either.

Posted by: Dan at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (mXBxH)

218 Chris Christie made my manhood disappear.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (W+Irb)

219 We will CRUSH you in 2012.

Just like in 2010, right? What was it your dithering incompetent preening shithead leader said:  this time, you've got him?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (WRkXx)

220 Chris Christie always has a photo op at local orphanages, right before he cuts the funding.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (DKV43)

221 Chris Christie fucked up the Catalina Wine Mixer.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (EA+s9)

222
I actually like making fun of both sides.

The hysteria of this pre-pre-pre-presidential-primary season is ridiculous.

I don't go to eleventy!!11!!!!!11!

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 09:27 PM (MMC8r)

--Let's try to avoid getting banned again.

Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (BP6Z1)

223 >>> I am totally with the people of Arizona or whatever Southwestern state that has to deal with the narco-state neighbor that is mexico, however isn't the Republican 2012 candidate guaranteed to win all the border states except for California anyway? So what purpose does it serve him to come out hard right on that issue? I'd definitely want a candidate who supported arizona and not supporting AZ might be a near deal-breaker for me. But I think people are being naive in this crap that a politician believes what he believes his whole life and never, um, "evolves." They do. They all do. When necessary, the tack and make strategic changes in message. I presume Christie would do likewise. If he were unacceptable on these issues when running, I would oppose him (or at least I'd be less jazzed). But on the state level? He can only fight three fights at a time and I do not think fighting for Arizona's sovereignty is that high on his list. I think you'd have to agree that sort of makes political sense for him.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (nj1bB)

224 Chris Christie once briefly considered becoming a vegetarian.

Not because he likes animals, mind youg, but because he really fucking hates plants.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (NjYDy)

225 >>Dan at March 03, 2011 09:27 PM (mXBxH) We need some Dan on Dan action. Palin Dan vs Romney Dan in a steel cage death match. Two men enter, neither leaves.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2011 05:32 PM (TMB3S)

226 At least the haunted C%&# thread is over.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at March 03, 2011 05:33 PM (qIHlG)

227 we are fucked. trying very hard to cling to someone. anyone.

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 05:33 PM (VSWPU)

228 Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2011 09:30 PM (2p0e3)

Wait, Christie's only taken on one hugely entrenched interest in a deep blue state but he hasn't also taken a suicide run to change laws the people of his state actually like?

My God, you're right. The guy's an asshole.


Posted by: DrewM. at March 03, 2011 05:33 PM (HicGG)

229 Chris Christie once told a woman that he wouldn't cum in her mouth. He kept his word, he came on her face instead.

Posted by: Ceiling at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (YxGud)

230 Chris Christie inspired me to go get some dinner. And a beer.

Posted by: Chuck Norris meme is overdone at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (3W1+C)

231 230 -- well, at least with Christie we have so much more to love. /no offense to fat people

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (pcWke)

232

Chris Christie designed the Zune

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (DKV43)

233 Chris Christie doesn't have the balls to stir my fucking coffee.

Posted by: Pat Fucking Cadell at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (VMOPq)

234

Chris Christie took my mom out for a nice seafood dinner and then he never called her again.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (Wh0W+)

235

It took Chris Christie a full 5 minutes to orgasm while masturbating to a picture of Sarah Palin.

RINO !!!11!!!

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:34 PM (WRW1S)

236 227, I'd prefer a duel, much quicker. MSNBC called and denounced our violent rhetoric.

Posted by: Dan at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (mXBxH)

237 You know, legislation starts with legislators. Did NJ's legislators pass a gun-liberalizing law only to see Christie veto it? No, of course not. Not such law is making its way up. So what should he do? Talk a lot about it to get the Democratic legislature to pass such a law so he can sign it?

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (nj1bB)

238 Oh, RB, found it!  Thanks.

The answer is no!  Thankfully, I don't drink yellow liquids from flasks or beakers sitting on a lab bench. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (W+Irb)

239 I predict Christie will run. He'll conclude he can't fix NJ unless the federal govt gets off the states' backs, etc, etc. He'll say his wife was reluctant to give the green light, until he promised she wouldn't have to tell Americans what food they can and can't stick in their own pie holes. He'll say he's not sure if America is ready for a President that spends his time in the office working rather than in the gym and on the golf course; but if America is ready, the fat man is ready to serve.

Posted by: USA at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (YZISw)

240 Fucking piker.

Posted by: Scott Walker at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (EL+OC)

241 trying very hard to cling to someone. anyone.

asl plz

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (WRkXx)

242 Chris Christie squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. With his mind.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:35 PM (EA+s9)

243 "Nonsense. It is a standard conservative argument that we should not join Kyoto "because it doesn't cover China and India and we'd be uncompetitive."

The person offering this argument knows China and India will never join Kyoto, and therefore there will never, then, be a "right time" to join Kyoto.

Read between the lines.

I offer again Palin's "the jury is still out" statement on global warming. Which was a good one. I liked it then, and I like Christie's version of it now. I'm consistent.

You seem surprised to see politics showing up in politics."

LOL. Nope, not surprised by politics from politicians, but we've been doing this between the lines policy nonsense since Kyoto, and here we are with the EPA implementing their own little Kyoto and us powerless to stop it. Yes, even though they've not been so gauche as to quibble openly about the science, Republicans are largely out of power in the fed gov.

Time to come out and say what we think and mean what we say, because if we can't persuade people to our point of view, we must eventually acquiesce to the majority in this (John Wayne voice) big, old democracy of ours.

Argue and persuade, don't obfuscate and drag feet. Policy discussion is the shell game of modern American politics.

Posted by: Ken at March 03, 2011 05:36 PM (3ar4L)

244

Chris Christie uses sand as lubricant

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:36 PM (DKV43)

245 Chris Christie has been wasting valuable Facebook time hanging onto his job and didn't even TRY to trademark his own name.

And we're trying to talk up somebody like him for President?!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 03, 2011 05:36 PM (FYCiJ)

246 Christie doesn't negotiate with terrorists, unless by negotiate you mean fucking their parents.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:37 PM (4ZxEW)

247 You remember that urban legend about someone putting razor blades in candy at Halloween?  Yep, Chris Christie.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 03, 2011 05:37 PM (S59+B)

248

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 09:35 PM (W+Irb)

I thought of you and your infamous lab mate when I saw that.  I'd guess that every FarSide that has to do with labs is hanging around there, right?

Posted by: RushBabe at March 03, 2011 05:37 PM (urYpw)

249 Chris Christie is working on a proprietary method for converting senior citizens into fossil fuels.  

Says it's the only way to fix both the Social Security and Energy crises at the same time.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:37 PM (NjYDy)

250 Chris Christie doesn't acknowledge a woman's been raped until he's done it.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:38 PM (MMC8r)

251 Huckabee, thinks Obama was raised in Kenya which didn't exist when Obama was a child.

Independence and Non-existence are two different things, chuckles.

Born and raised are two different things.

And I REALLY thing you need to look up "crush."

Also, can you go find us 15 trillion bucks, we're kinda short.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:38 PM (7utQ2)

252 As an aside: have you seen Christie's wife? Smokin! How does she keep in such great shape? Every morning she runs ... around Chris Christie.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:38 PM (3j6OS)

253 Says it's the only way to fix both the Social Security and Energy crises at the same time. Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 09:37 PM (NjYDy) Soylent Green is peop...er...carbon neutral!

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2011 05:39 PM (Gr1V1)

254 Ooooh, I got  a lot to read above...

I'll just throw this shiite out there, when the "warmers" start talking about the earth's surface temperature rather than the atmosphere then maybe they will have something to listen to.

Posted by: Druid at March 03, 2011 05:39 PM (RnujI)

255 Chris Christie's  "O" face is chocolate glazed with jimmies

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:39 PM (DKV43)

256 Ooops, in 245 I oversold my point. Obviously many have quibbled about the science.

Posted by: Ken at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (3ar4L)

257 Some chick on Hannity just called John Edwards a "Douchebag" Wow!

Posted by: Barbarian at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (EL+OC)

258 How are you going to CRUSH us in 2010, Jimmy-Joe? Run on your record of economic achievement? Demographic shift by breeding a new crop of ass-babies through your homosexual reproduction initiative? That's a savvy play, but those ass-babies have to be 18 to vote. Seems like more of a long-term plan to me. Please elucidate. And make it all scientifical.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (+61wI)

259 ALL IS WELL!!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Kevin Bacon Joe at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (FYCiJ)

260 Chris Christie ate my liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti!

Posted by: Geronimo at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (+C0Kq)

261 Chris Christie has a record, college transcripts, and a birth certificate, plus a demonstrated competence.  Where's the appeal to Democrats?

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (MMC8r)

262 In case someone asks for his autograph, Chris Christie carries around 8 x 10 photos of himself

In his ass.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at March 03, 2011 05:40 PM (S59+B)

263 Chris Christie doesn't need gravitas. He has gravity.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:41 PM (3j6OS)

264 Allahpussy has a new pew poll up. Looks like the US is going libertarian, support up for gay marriage, abortion, legalizing pot and gun rights.

Posted by: robtr at March 03, 2011 05:41 PM (MtwBb)

265 Is there really a significant push back on Christie anyways?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:41 PM (bAySe)

266 >>LOL. Nope, not surprised by politics from politicians, but we've been doing this between the lines policy nonsense since Kyoto, and here we are with the EPA implementing their own little Kyoto and us powerless to stop it. Yes, even though they've not been so gauche as to quibble openly about the science, Republicans are largely out of power in the fed gov.

Dude, from one who knows something about Washington politics (specifically Inhofe's committee) as well as administrative law, this shit ain't happening.  Ever.  I love having the issue kept alive (because it rallies the troops and royally pisses of moderates), but I'm going to level with you right now and tell you that the chances of the EPA actually regulating greenhouse gases in an executive-branch C&T runaround are non-existent.  Never. Going. To Happen. 

It's all for show right now.  Show on both sides, really.  Pure kabuki theater.  If Obama ever actually tried (especially with the oil market looking as unstable as it does) he would be signing his death warrant -- and given that he's actually a better-than-even bet for reelection right now that would be particularly stupid.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (NjYDy)

267 Chris Christie.  The real ninth planet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (7utQ2)

268 #250  I'd guess that every FarSide that has to do with labs is hanging around there, right?

Not my lab in particular, but in plenty of them. 

The only FS cartoon I've seen my lab is the one with the devils yelling that somebody has turned down the thermostat.  Guess where it's hanging up near? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (W+Irb)

269 262 Chris Christie ate my liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti!

Fucking piker.

Posted by: Idi Amin at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (EL+OC)

270 Chris Christie won the Olympic powerlifting gold medal in 1984 by lifting the former Soviet Union.

He celebrated by fucking the teeth out of the Russian gymnastics team.

He felt bad. He melted his medal to make them new teeth.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (EA+s9)

271 Christ Christie once used a live honey badger as a condom, while on a visit to Charlie Sheen's house. 

The final bodycount: ten dead pornstars and one honey badger.

Charlie Sheen refers to this as "The Night of the 300 Pound Ball of Death." 

Christie refers to it as "Last Thursday."

(This is an homage to http://ace.mu.nu/archives/311434.php )

Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (2p0e3)

272 266: .. You mean this site isn't Hot Air.   oops..nevermind.

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (VSWPU)

273 267 Is there really a significant push back on Christie anyways?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 09:41 PM (bAySe)

Id like to see you try to push that

Posted by: Red Shirt at March 03, 2011 05:42 PM (FIDMq)

274 You endorsing Christie ace?

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 03, 2011 05:43 PM (c5RQr)

275 Chris Christie.  That crack in the Liberty Bell came from his balls.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:43 PM (MMC8r)

276 Chris Christie's blood test came back positive for diabetes ...and tigers.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:43 PM (3j6OS)

277 Is there really a significant push back on Christie anyways?

I'll take experimental physics for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:43 PM (7utQ2)

278 Some chick on Hannity just called John Edwards a "Douchebag" Wow!

Posted by: Barbarian

Yeah, I wasn't even listening... that word poping up out of nowhere sure caught my attention.  She ain't gonna be invited back anytime soon.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:43 PM (bAySe)

279 Is there really a significant push back on Christie anyways?

Only tidal forces.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:44 PM (MMC8r)

280 Chris Christie rides miniature ponies because he "likes the feel of murder between his legs."

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:44 PM (nj1bB)

281 Is there really a significant push back on Christie anyways?

Sure is

Posted by: unstoppable force at March 03, 2011 05:44 PM (SwkdU)

282 Hey guys/girls this may be of interest! Ewwww!!!! 72% of shopping carts test positive for poop! http://tinyurl.com/4qd9szz

Posted by: Krazy Kat at March 03, 2011 05:45 PM (oNphh)

283 >>>You endorsing Christie ace? He's not running. If he did, I would.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:45 PM (nj1bB)

284 Christie wipes his ass with grocery carts.

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 05:45 PM (VSWPU)

285 Vector's next caper is stealing Chris Christie.

He will fail.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (EA+s9)

286 And I was never really on the Christie bandwagon, because he's fat and he's from NJ and I didn't think either would sell. But he is good. Very, very good. Enough to overcome those. But, he's not running.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (nj1bB)

287 Greg will produce the polls that foretell your CRUSHing!

Bwahahahahaha!!

Posted by: Joey-Jim at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (BP6Z1)

288 Specifically, he has not advanced gun rights, and has left some of the particularly nasty New Jersey law/rules in place.

I see that as a definite black mark against him.  But it really is a state by state issue, so fuck New Jersey.  The Supreme Court is already on the NRA side on these issues.

Posted by: wooga at March 03, 2011 09:30 PM (2p0e3)

Good points, and similar to the ones I tried to make. You are never going to get a candidate to please all the people all the time, even the ones predisposed to your side. I could support him in spite of his gun views, looking at a total package.

Even more importantly, Christie has said he is not ready for the presidency. I just don't see how he can walk that back. Not for 2012.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (h0RtZ)

289 Only tidal forces. Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 09:44 PM (MMC8r) Who knew Christie had that sort of power over the moon.

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (Gr1V1)

290 While your father was inseminating your mother, Chris Christie was fucking his ass.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (MMC8r)

291 I like Christie as well, and would vote for him if he ran.  He might make a run at it in 2016 or 2020, and will still be fairly young, no "1 heartbeat from death" jokes like McCain and Reagan got.  His views on the Arizona law would probably change after talking to Brewer and various Arizona law enforcement personnel.  Well, obviously not Dupnik, but you know what I mean.

And on needing more science on AGW, well, it would be nice if we all got actual science, not consensus opinion, cherry-picked data and James Cameron screaming at us.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (h35AH)

292 Chris Christie eats a wafer thin mint. Every fucking night. And does not explode. You can't buy that kind of toughness.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (TMB3S)

293 286 Christie wipes his ass with empty grocery carts.


Posted by: Barbarian at March 03, 2011 05:46 PM (EL+OC)

294 Chris Christie has a toilet you could flush a smart car in.

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:47 PM (3j6OS)

295

And I was never really on the Christie bandwagon, because he's fat and he's from NJ and I didn't think either would sell.

But he is good. Very, very good. Enough to overcome those.

But, he's not running.

yeah, It'd be more of a brisk walk at best.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:47 PM (DKV43)

296 Christie wanted to call Edwards a douchebag but stated the issue needed more study. There was still the possibility, he said, that Edwards was a total tool and a douchebag.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:47 PM (4ZxEW)

297 Hey Bobby Terry Jimmy Joe, you SCROOOOOOED UP!!!

Posted by: Randall Flagg at March 03, 2011 05:48 PM (FYCiJ)

298 Who knew Christie had that sort of power over the moon.

Posted by: CAC at March 03, 2011 09:46 PM (Gr1V1)

Thats no moon.

Posted by: Obi Chrisie at March 03, 2011 05:48 PM (FIDMq)

299 Ace et al,

What do you think about Herman Cain? Have you seen that video of him debating Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:48 PM (bAySe)

300 Chris Christie wipes his ass with a honey badger.

The badger says 'thank you.'

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:48 PM (MMC8r)

301 Chris Christie rides miniature ponies because he "likes the feel of murder between his legs."

Ace, scotch in the nasal cavities is painful, dammit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:48 PM (7utQ2)

302 "Yes, I want my Republican candidate to swear how much he loves, loves, loves trees, and how he supports, wholeheartedly, the Clean Air Act (of 1970), and other such stuff."

The difference with global warming is that the counter from the Left is, "yes, but what good is clean air if there's no one left to breathe it because climate change has caused the extinction of the human race?"

And the Left's counter to "we need to see more science" is, "Fine, but in the meantime, what will you be doing to make sure we don't all die in case the science confirms global warming?"

And the Left's counter to "I believe the carbon compact makes New Jersey less competitive" is "how competitive will New Jersey be when all humankind is dead because you didn't act to stop global warming?"

Those are all traps waiting to engulf Christie (and every other Republican).

Posted by: stuiec at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (JuWS+)

303 Last October Chris Christie forcefully tried to put a lit candle in Chris Matthews mouth.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (DKV43)

304 Herman Cain?


Never heard of him.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (4ZxEW)

305 Yeah, I wasn't even listening... that word poping up out of nowhere sure caught my attention.  She ain't gonna be invited back anytime soon.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 09:43 PM (bAySe)


Who was it?

And was she hot?

Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (BP6Z1)

306

Thats no moon.

Posted by: Obi Chrisie at March 03, 2011 09:48 PM (FIDMq)


IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

And a damned big one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (7utQ2)

307

 His views on the Arizona law would probably change after talking to Brewer and various Arizona law enforcement personnel.  Well, obviously not Dupnik, but you know what I mean.

----------

My opinion is that Christie is the kind of guy to say "fuck off" to the base. Based on previous comments I do not think he would back down to the base.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 03, 2011 05:49 PM (c5RQr)

308 Chris Christie has a toilet you could flush a smart car in.

and he does

Posted by: kidney at March 03, 2011 05:50 PM (3j6OS)

309 Last October Chris Christie forcefully tried to put a lit candle in Chris Matthews mouth.

Kirsten Dunst is more likely to be mistaken for a pumpkin IMO.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2011 05:50 PM (WRkXx)

310 Does Christie have grandchildren?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:51 PM (bAySe)

311 What do you think about Herman Cain?
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 09:48 PM (bAySe)

You know who never wins the Republican nomination, let alone the presidency? A guy with < 1% name recognition who has never held any elective office.


Posted by: DrewM. at March 03, 2011 05:51 PM (HicGG)

312 Chris Christie lights his farts with a road flare.

Posted by: Barbarian at March 03, 2011 05:51 PM (EL+OC)

313 Christie is ok on global warming. Massive fail on borders and gun control. Massive fail as in terminal fail.

Posted by: maddogg at March 03, 2011 05:51 PM (JxMqJ)

314 >>What do you think about Herman Cain? Have you seen that video of him debating Bill Clinton?

Nice enough, but not exactly qualified in any way, shape, or form to be President of the United States.  I mean, he's a charismatic talk show host and former CEO, for god's sake.  Nobody -- nobody serious, at least -- is going to want to vote for a man with exactly zero government experience for the highest job in the land.

He does seem to be a pretty cool guy, however.  Never heard his radio show, though -- is it any good?

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:51 PM (NjYDy)

315 Last October Chris Christie forcefully tried to put a lit candle in Chris Matthews mouth.

That should be on pay-per-view.

I'd pay $5 for a chance to try it myself.

Posted by: fluffy at March 03, 2011 05:51 PM (SwkdU)

316 Kirsten Dunst is more likely to be mistaken for a pumpkin IMO.

That is one stupid pumpkin.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (7utQ2)

317 Not that it matters but my family and most in my area have always been right dems since Roosevelt and this last election changed to independent and voted for McCain. We will never vote for Obama but it sure would be easier to vote for Christie than Palin. I know the vibe with most southern dems by tradition and they are looking for a person who will stand up and be a "man" or "woman" to take it to Obama. Not a slush mouth type like McCain who was a great disappointment to us. But, we voted for him regardless over Obama. Just give us someone we can believe in that will make us proud. If you want the old traditional dems to go "all in" for a republican candidate and not just sit home and not vote like many did in this last election - give us some meat. We need someone who will just fucking say it like it is and although most are conservative on the social issues we realize we have to sit back right now and just take our country back this next election. So, I hope that we can all get past the purity tests and find someone who can win. I hope Christie runs.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (pcWke)

318 Chris Christie eats a wafer thin mint. Every fucking night. And does not explode.

Sigh...I envy him.

Posted by: Mr. Creosote at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (gJNMj)

319 Chris Christie's position on gun control as President. Take the gun, leave the cannoli.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (TMB3S)

320

And was she hot?

Posted by: logprof

Depends how much you've had to drink.  Or if you're over 50.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (bAySe)

321 Chris Christie has a toilet you could flush a smart car in.

and he does

Then he leaves the seat up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (WRkXx)

322 Chris Christie weighs 362 pounds and 8 ounces.

Of that weight, 200 pounds is testicular tissue.

Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (YxGud)

323 316 >>What do you think about Herman Cain? Have you seen that video of him debating Bill Clinton?

Nice enough, but not exactly qualified in any way, shape, or form to be President of the United States.  I mean, he's a charismatic talk show host and former CEO, for god's sake.  Nobody -- nobody serious, at least -- is going to want to vote for a man with exactly zero government experience for the highest job in the land.

He does seem to be a pretty cool guy, however.  Never heard his radio show, though -- is it any good?

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 09:51 PM (NjYDy)

Lol.  Tell that to Oprah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2011 05:52 PM (UOM48)

324 Chris Christie cancelled Pizza Friday in school cafeterias and replaced it with Gristle and Raw Zucchini Fridays.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 05:53 PM (WRW1S)

325 The Presidency is the most powerful drug in the world. If he thinks he can win, he won't be able to control himself. He's only human.

Posted by: USA at March 03, 2011 05:53 PM (YZISw)

326 Chris Christie put Baby in the corner

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:53 PM (DKV43)

327 Chris Christie lights his farts with a road flare.

That's backwards.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2011 05:53 PM (7utQ2)

328 Does Christie have grandchildren?

Only as appetizers.

Posted by: nickless at March 03, 2011 05:53 PM (MMC8r)

329 >>Those are all traps waiting to engulf Christie (and every other Republican).

Except for every Republican that has successfully run for office over the last 20 years, dude.  These aren't exactly huge 'traps' you speak of.  Even I could finesse them with comical ease, and I'm nobody's idea of a politician. 

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:53 PM (NjYDy)

330 Chris Christie and Paul Bunyan have never been photographed together.

Just sayin.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:54 PM (EA+s9)

331 327 The Presidency is the most powerful drug in the world.

Wrong again.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 03, 2011 05:54 PM (FYCiJ)

332 Like Sarah Palin, Chris Christie also hunts wolves from a helicopter, except he kills them by jumping on them.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 05:54 PM (DKV43)

333 The Presidency is the most powerful drug in the world.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 03, 2011 05:54 PM (WRkXx)

334 327 The Presidency is the most powerful drug in the world. If he thinks he can win, he won't be able to control himself. He's only human. 

And the sweet daily rides on Air Force One....and the waffles....and the golf....and the vacays.....and all those hot soldiers at my command....*faints*

Posted by: Preznit Learning Curve at March 03, 2011 05:55 PM (UOM48)

335 >>Chris Christie cancelled Pizza Friday in school cafeterias and replaced it with Gristle and Raw Zucchini Fridays.

Yeah, and that was just for the teachers. 

You don't want to know what the kids had to eat.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 05:55 PM (NjYDy)

336 People ask "what happened to Pluto?"

Chris Christie likes handball, that's what.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 05:57 PM (EA+s9)

337 So, I hope that we can all get past the purity tests and find someone who can win. I hope Christie runs.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 09:52 PM (pcWke)

I sort of do too but for different reasons. Actually I change my mind. Want him to stay. He will be giving his governorship up and it's a good postition for him.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 03, 2011 05:57 PM (c5RQr)

338 Nobody -- nobody serious, at least -- is going to want to vote for a man with exactly zero government experience for the highest job in the land.

He does seem to be a pretty cool guy, however.  Never heard his radio show, though -- is it any good?
Posted by: Jeff B.

What about Perot?

During the '92 election I was only a sophmore in H.S., but was rooting for him.  And I did vote for him in '96 as my first cast vote at 19.

Am I not serious?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 05:57 PM (bAySe)

339

Not liking where Christie stands on an issue has nothing to do with whether or not he could win the general election.

I'm pretty sure his record on gun rights through not vetoing legislation, appointing conservative judges, etc. will be better than the person who won 52% of the vote 2.5 years ago.

Posted by: Paper at March 03, 2011 05:58 PM (VoSja)

340 You don't want to know what the kids had to eat.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 09:55 PM (NjYDy)

All the crumbs from the bottom of the deep fat fryers?

Posted by: OleChristie at March 03, 2011 05:58 PM (FIDMq)

341 Jim McGreevey propositioned Chris Christie to participate in a threesome, only to back out when he saw the size of his balls.

Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2011 05:59 PM (/8mBu)

342 I hope you chest thumping purity "conservatives" are ready for obama's second term because you know the gop is going to nominate romney and he will lose.

Posted by: Ezra "The Toddler" Klein, smirking and rolling his eyes at March 03, 2011 05:59 PM (vXwmy)

343 thanks..we have been warned..

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 06:00 PM (VSWPU)

344 Chris Christie always records his golf score as 69!!! (exclamation points included) and no one calls him on it because he'll sit on your face.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 06:01 PM (nj1bB)

345 Chris Christie slapped my girlfriend Susan and called me an ass.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 03, 2011 06:02 PM (iYwUw)

346 Thanks for this post, ace. 

Posted by: Y-not at March 03, 2011 06:02 PM (pW2o8)

347 Chris Christie had two extra balls surgically added so he could dress his junk up like Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 06:02 PM (nj1bB)

348 Actually I change my mind. Want him to stay. He will be giving his governorship up and it's a good postition for him.

Ironic....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 03, 2011 06:03 PM (FYCiJ)

349 Cirque de Sole once gave an entire performance under the tent formed by his morning wood.  The show sold out and had three encores.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 06:03 PM (EA+s9)

350 Chris Christie sandwiched a waitress once... By himself.

Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 06:03 PM (YxGud)

351 Chris Christie once suffocated a kindergartener in his folds just to watch him die and to eat his Lunchable but mostly to eat his Lunchable. It was the one with the Oreos. You don't provoke a husky motherfucker like that. You just don't.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 06:03 PM (+61wI)

352 World Famine wouldn't exist if not for Chris Christie's immense appetite.

Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 06:05 PM (YxGud)

353 We will CRUSH you in 2012. 
Posted by: Jimmy-joe at March 03, 2011 09:26 PM (6KaEq)


FOAD you marxist toadie.......

Posted by: crowsting at March 03, 2011 06:06 PM (1DPxx)

354 this thread jumped the shark.



and then Chris Christie ate the shark.

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 06:06 PM (VSWPU)

355 >>>What do you think about Herman Cain? I don't know; I don't know much about him except he's a Godfather's exec and radio guy, presumably good conservative and can talk. I'm interested. I'm looking for a dark horse since the known candidates aren't lighting me on fire.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 06:06 PM (nj1bB)

356 350 - If I am reading you right, it is a different position to be in to give up the governorship to run for President than to give it up to write a book or have your own television show or even to be on FOX. So, I would say if Christie gave us his position to run for president it would be better than Palin leaving office for television or speaking engagements. Having said that I would vote for Palin is she were the nominee against Obama.

Posted by: gesc at March 03, 2011 06:06 PM (pcWke)

357 Chris Christie once had a flat tire in South Central Los Angeles. The Crips and Bloods declared a truce and hid in a church until he finished the repairs.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 06:07 PM (EA+s9)

358 >>What about Perot?

>>During the '92 election I was only a sophmore in H.S., but was rooting for him.  And I did vote for him in '96 as my first cast vote at 19.

>>Am I not serious?

With all due respect, not really.  I mean, if it was just a protest vote (the way I voted for Nader in 2000 because I lived in Maryland, my vote didn't matter anyway, and I wanted to be able to piss off liberals by saying "I voted for Nader" and having them assume I was a left-winger who threw the election) then no problem.  But Perot was not an intellectually serious candidate, he was a flake.  Especially in '96.  In '92, before he dropped out (and then got back in), I could kinda/sorta see it -- again, as an expression of disgust with the other two options.

But there's a world of difference between voting third-party (and saying, in effect, "fuck the system") and voting to nominate a manifestly unqualified guy for President of your own party.  That's a suicide run.  I mean, how on earth can I argue that Palin is unqualified for the job (and she is) and then turn around and be okay with Herman Cain merely because he gives good speeches and is (let's face it, this is part of his appeal) African-American? 

That sounds suspiciously like the "Obama criteria" to me, except in reverse (and Obama was at least a state legislator and U.S. Senator), and look how that turned out.  Not just from a partisan perspective, either (it was a given that we conservatives were going to hate Obama's policies) but from an execution perspective: Obama, with little-to-no real experience in government, has been completely cackhanded in handling the duties of the job. 

I like Herman Cain quite a bit from what I've seen of him.  I would love to see him run for lower office, say governor or Senate or Congress.  But he's not ready for the job of Commander in Chief.  I'm done with argument-by-biography...we have hard times ahead and need someone who can do the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 06:08 PM (NjYDy)

359 Chris Christie uses Anthony Weiner as a toothpick.....and Weiner thanks him.

And that's all I got.  'Night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh is off to bed at March 03, 2011 06:08 PM (UOM48)

360 Ironic....

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 03, 2011 10:03 PM (FYCiJ)

How? It'll go blue again. It's hard to beat an incumbent unless extremely unpopular like Corzine.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 03, 2011 06:08 PM (c5RQr)

361 >>>What do you think about Herman Cain? >I'm looking for a dark horse Yo cracka ass gonna burn for that one, white boy.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 03, 2011 06:09 PM (TMB3S)

362 Chris Christie likes to show up in classrooms and give all but one of the kids ice cream, because he likes a really good laugh once in a while.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 03, 2011 06:09 PM (WRW1S)

363 Who is fatter Meggie Mac or CC ?

Posted by: wildwood at March 03, 2011 06:11 PM (VSWPU)

364 >>Chris Christie likes to show up in classrooms and give all but one of the kids ice cream, because he likes a really good laugh once in a while.

Okay this one was good.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 06:11 PM (NjYDy)

365 Chris Christie doesn't have multiple bullshit investigations and lawsuits and people questioning his kids' parentage and a mountain of legal bills.

A little different than the SP situation was.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 06:11 PM (EA+s9)

366 Chris Christie did say "boy" at the end of that sentence.

Posted by: Ben at March 03, 2011 06:11 PM (DKV43)

367 Chris Christie's flatulence was bottled and used to quell a prison riot, 15 prisoners died, the paint peeled from the walls and the EPA declared it a SuperFund site.


Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 06:12 PM (YxGud)

368 Chris Christie not only talked about Fight Club, he ate it.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 06:13 PM (EA+s9)

369 I've been one of The Fat Man's biggest skeptics...and for good reason, based on what we know so far.  However, he does still have time and space to change me.  As I've said a few times, the MFM is going to use him as the template for a true "conservative" and vilify anyone to his right as extreme. 

Another NYT piece ran on Christie "contrasting" him and Gov. Walker.  The author of the articled did his best Andrew Sullivan on The Fat Man, while doing everything but calling Gov Walker a big meanie. 

This will continue until and unless Christie moves right on some of the cloudy issues, thereby actually becoming a threat to Obama.  Until then, they'll be content to bludgeon the rest of the field while holding him up as Reagan with a tummy. 

Posted by: The Hammer at March 03, 2011 06:15 PM (32ubA)

370 Chris Christie hits people in the knees with his balls.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 06:16 PM (nj1bB)

371 I like it when a man with a healthy appetite like Christie is fast on his feet. He is the Unobama.

Posted by: Museisluse at March 03, 2011 06:16 PM (u/Nbu)

372 People ask "what happened to Pluto?"

Chris Christie likes handball, that's what.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 09:57 PM (EA+s9)

Handball, my ass.  Chris Christie's gravitational pull sucked Pluto into his navel.

Posted by: stuiec at March 03, 2011 06:16 PM (JuWS+)

373 Mikey will eat anything! So will Chris Christie, including Mikey.

Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 06:17 PM (YxGud)

374 >>I like it when a man with a healthy appetite like Christie is fast on his feet.

Chris Christie is only fast on his feet because he discovered at an early age that he preferred to chase his meat down and take it on the hoof rather than let someone do the dirty work for him.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 06:19 PM (NjYDy)

375 Chris Christie trademarked his taint.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 06:20 PM (nj1bB)

376 Ace et al...

Herman Cain versus Bill Clinton

I think he holds his own there.  And its kinda freaky deaky hearing them debate Health Care reform.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 03, 2011 06:21 PM (bAySe)

377 Comment 372

I agree with everything you said about the media and Christie.  First, the adulation and "Why can't other Republicans be like him?" then comes election time (gov or other), and the disgusting personal attacks come.  They did it to McCain, they'll do it to everyone.  Usually adultery rumors, or in-office corruption, or they'll threaten his kids.  We'll have to use alternative media to counteract that.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 03, 2011 06:21 PM (h35AH)

378 Chris Christie has the Locknar.

Posted by: sifty at March 03, 2011 06:25 PM (EA+s9)

379 The space worm in Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back was infact a tape-worm removed from Chris Christie's gut.

Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 06:28 PM (YxGud)

380

Meh, I guess it's an OK answer. The problem is that combined with his position on gun control, I get the feeling his primary policy motivation is fiscal reality and not principled philosophy of individual autonomy. So he always sounds like he's OK with the destruction of individual liberty and the enslaving of the entire world to unelected bureaucrats in Brussels as long as we can find a way to do it that won't destroy industry.

But then, like Palin, I don't think he'll run in 2012, so it's kind of moot.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 03, 2011 06:28 PM (pSscT)

381 >>I think he holds his own there.  And its kinda freaky deaky hearing them debate Health Care reform.

It's a good video (I think it first surfaced a month or so ago, which is when I saw it), but it also doesn't have much in the way of fireworks or memorable lines.  So it's kind of hard to run on, if you know what I mean. 

As I said before, I have a lot of respect for Cain.  He seems like a pretty sharp guy, and you can't argue with a good business background.  But leaving aside questions of qualification for the job (and I do think that's HUGE), I also don't think his particular rhetorical style is what's going to succeed in this election.  In order to take down Obama we're going to need somebody who can draw in swing voters and moderates, and the way to do that when facing an incumbent (especially in the current economic climate) is by adopting a 'smart, blunt, straightforward, likable' approach.  That's why Christie is so alluring, of course, but I could see a lot of other candidates working that same line successfully (even, dare I say it...Huckabee). 

Cain, at least what I've seen of him, seems to tend much more towards oratorical bombast...it gets my blood flowing because I loves me some red meat, but I don't see it convincing those who aren't already part of the choir.

Still, it's not like I wouldn't vote for him if he won the nomination.  I just don't think he would be a winning candidate (or, frankly, that he would be able to do a good job as President...but fuck it, I still care more about defeating Obama.  That's just how much of a partisan I am.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 06:28 PM (NjYDy)

382 God cannot life Chris Christie.

Posted by: Holger at March 03, 2011 06:29 PM (YxGud)

383 Chris Christie paid charlie sheen for sex.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 06:35 PM (nj1bB)

384 Is it odd that I find Palin and Christie as the two best all around candidates? I also don't think either are running, and have an unshakable feeling we will be doomed to a second term...

Posted by: mugiwara at March 03, 2011 06:37 PM (KI/Ch)

385 I live in New Jersey. I am directly, personally effected by Christie's policies, and I think you (Ace) lean way too far to the left on many issues.

That being said, this site isn't worth reading. The dipshit doesn't understand that New Jersey isn't Montana. This is a state teetering between Republican and insanity. We are lucky enough to have a governor who understands this and has crafted a fiscal policy that is sane, but doesn't make the soccer moms run away.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 03, 2011 06:39 PM (LH6ir)

386 Posted by: ace at March 03, 2011 10:35 PM (nj1bB)

And it's the other way around.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 03, 2011 06:40 PM (LH6ir)

387

We are lucky enough to have a governor who understands this and has crafted a fiscal policy that is sane, but doesn't make the soccer moms run away.

This is the reason why women should never have been allowed to vote.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 03, 2011 06:47 PM (pSscT)

388 Aces,
  I have no desire to Palinize Christie, but I have to deal with reality. Maybe you can look into this issue of this "Muslim" judge appointment.

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0111/emerson012011.php3
  

Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 06:51 PM (5n4BK)

389 the fat rino boy of new jersey suxs

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 07:01 PM (nfC5u)

390

Why am I always late to the party?

Ace, what you have to understand is that there is a certain element of the GOP base that will do whatever they can to destroy and discredit any candidate who doesn't fit one or more of the following descriptions:

1) Is a Southerner

2) Is a rural type

3) Is an evangelical Christian

I seriously think this is because a certain segment of the Republican base thinks we need to have a Southern president in office so that the South can "rise again" and secede for real this time.  And then there is another segment of the base that thinks an evangelical needs to be in office because the end times are a'comin' and only an evangelical will be able to recognize the Antichrist.  And then there are the rural GOP voters, who think that any city boy is going to grab their guns.

So yes, there is a lot of cultural bias going on within the GOP base, and that is hurting the most electable, accomplished candidates while giving urban cowboys who learn to speak with a hick accent and strut while wearing cowboy boots a free pass.

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2011 07:02 PM (PO5gQ)

391 morons for rinos

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 07:03 PM (nfC5u)

392 "I seriously think this is because a certain segment of the Republican base thinks we need to have a Southern president in office so that the South can "rise again" and secede for real this time." no fa&&ot left/right coast douchebags. algore where is the rising tide?

Posted by: newrouter at March 03, 2011 07:06 PM (nfC5u)

393 Chris Christie was sent back from the future to kill Panda King's all-you-can-eat buffet.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 03, 2011 07:08 PM (TATbF)

394 I seriously think this is because a certain segment of the Republican base thinks we need to have a Southern president in office so that the South can "rise again" and secede for real this time.  And then there is another segment of the base that thinks an evangelical needs to be in office because the end times are a'comin' and only an evangelical will be able to recognize the Antichrist.  And then there are the rural GOP voters, who think that any city boy is going to grab their guns.

I think this is a cheap ad-hominen strawman to avoid discussing the facts! If we want to keep our heads in the sand, then so be it! But don't pretend that we want to deal with reality.

Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 07:13 PM (5n4BK)

395 I think this is a cheap ad-hominen strawman to avoid discussing the facts! If we want to keep our heads in the sand, then so be it! But don't pretend that we want to deal with reality.

I'm not going to bother to read the approximately 1200 comments to see if this has been addressed already, but it seems to me that the facts are that Christie is pro-low taxes, pro-life, pro-entitlement reform, pro-small government, pro-cutting government, is actually solid on the Gaia crap, and is opposed to ObamaCare (from what I've read elsewhere).  What am I missing?  That he's got the same position on guns as 70 percent of elected Republicans, and that Congress refuses to go near any new gun control laws, making the issue moot?  That he's not going to load illegals onto trucks by gunpoint, similar to 90 percent of elected Republicans?

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2011 07:21 PM (PO5gQ)

396

I seriously think this is because a certain segment of the Republican base thinks we need to have a Southern president in office so that the South can "rise again" and secede for real this time.

You mean they didn't secede "for real" the last time? Then what was all the cannon fire about? And how is a Southerner becoming the chief executive of the national government going to lead to his dissolution of that government?

Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 03, 2011 07:23 PM (pSscT)

397 Let me paraphrase Dave here:

Ace, what you have to understand is that there is a certain element of the GOP base that will do whatever they can to destroy and discredit any candidate who doesn't fit one or more of the following descriptions:

(1) Not for unrestricted abortions

(2) Gay marriage

(3) Anything goes libertarianism





Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 07:24 PM (5n4BK)

398

And how is a Southerner becoming the chief executive of the national government going to lead to his dissolution of that government?

That's what I want to ask the Freeper types who perpetually shout "No Yankees!" whenever a Northeasterner is floated for prez.

(1) Not for unrestricted abortions

(2) Gay marriage

Good thing Christie is pro-life and pro-traditional marriage!

(3) Anything goes libertarianism

So you're saying you support government telling individuals what to do in their private lives?  RINO!

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2011 07:29 PM (PO5gQ)

399
So something Palin says is only intelligent if it's been parroted by Chris Christie?

Posted by: sartana at March 03, 2011 07:29 PM (EkNDr)

400 What am I missing?  That he's got the same position on guns as 70 percent of elected Republicans, and that Congress refuses to go near any new gun control laws, making the issue moot?  That he's not going to load illegals onto trucks by gunpoint, similar to 90 percent of elected Republicans?

Nice ad-hominen strawman again: the republicans want to load illegal onto trucks at gun point. When you have the facts on your side, you don't have to pull this dumb stunt! I was super excited about Christie when I first heard of him. Have followed him since. He is good with fiscal issues and a great communicator. But I have to take him at his words that he is a straightforward talking him who is willing to be honest about tough issues! He may be a grand strategist who is planning his future political career.


Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 07:30 PM (5n4BK)

401 You mean they didn't secede "for real" the last time? Then what was all the cannon fire about? And how is a Southerner becoming the chief executive of the national government going to lead to his dissolution of that government?
Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 03, 2011 11:23 PM (pSscT)

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 03, 2011 07:31 PM (HicGG)

402  
A man can do one of two things-

He can be governor of a very liberal Blue state, or he can be the Republican nominee for president.

Posted by: sartana at March 03, 2011 07:32 PM (EkNDr)

403 So you're saying you support government telling individuals what to do in their private lives?  RINO!

Yup, we should support parents killing disabled children and elderly under their care.

Hey Christie appointed a really questionable Muslim judge and he is soft on immigration. If he appointed another Souter, we are in great shape!

Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 07:32 PM (5n4BK)

404 You know, I was totally a fan of Chris Christie until newrouter convinced me otherwise.  Now I realize that he's just an East Coast RINO faggot.

Posted by: Jeff B. at March 03, 2011 07:36 PM (NjYDy)

405

Yup, we should support parents killing disabled children and elderly under their care.

Now who's using strawmen?  Libertarianism generally holds that one's life is their foremost piece of property, and therefore the state must act to protect each individual's property right over his or her life.

Hey Christie appointed a really questionable Muslim judge and he is soft on immigration. If he appointed another Souter, we are in great shape!

If the judge is a liberal judge then he should not have been appointed.  But what does being a Muslim have anything to do with the judge's qualifications?  I'd much rather have a conservative Muslim judge than a liberal Christian judge.

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2011 07:40 PM (PO5gQ)

406

Forget it, he's rolling.

Heh. :-)

That's what I want to ask the Freeper types who perpetually shout "No Yankees!" whenever a Northeasterner is floated for prez.

I don't really hang out over at FR, but if I had to take a guess, I'd say they're reacting against candidates from New England because New England is the source of the corrupt form of Puritan social philosophy that became modern nanny-state Liberalism. It's come to the point that many people are innately suspicious of politicians from New England. I can't say I blame them.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 03, 2011 07:41 PM (pSscT)

407 Dave sounds like someone who doesn't know very many conservatives in real life.

Posted by: Zimriel at March 03, 2011 07:46 PM (oKPnU)

408 Now who's using strawmen?  Libertarianism generally holds that one's life is their foremost piece of property, and therefore the state must act to protect each individual's property right over his or her life.

If the state doesn't take care of the disabled children/elderly, why does it force the individuals to bear the burden? We should give them the freedom to terminate these burdensome lives?
Moreover, there is a certain segment of libertarianism (eg. Ron Paul) that borders on anti-semitism for example.

If the judge is a liberal judge then he should not have been appointed.  But what does being a Muslim have anything to do with the judge's qualifications?  I'd much rather have a conservative Muslim judge than a liberal Christian judge.
 I gave you the link here to see why this appointment is troublesome. What you are doing here is simply making some general excuse! That 's what I call avoiding to look for the facts.

www.jewishworldreview.com/0111/emerson012011.php3


Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 07:47 PM (5n4BK)

409 He support Castle for Senate was enough for me to cross him out.

Posted by: 4rc at March 03, 2011 07:52 PM (C38jd)

410

Moreover, there is a certain segment of libertarianism (eg. Ron Paul) that borders on anti-semitism for example.

Libertarianism is not anti-Semitic, dude.

Isn't this sort of similar to that age-old debate tactic of comparing your opponents to Hitler?

Posted by: Dave at March 03, 2011 07:55 PM (PO5gQ)

411 Libertarianism is not anti-Semitic, dude.

Isn't this sort of similar to that age-old debate tactic of comparing your opponents to Hitler?

I am using your logic or phraseology here! There is a "certain segment" of the libertarian base (eg. Ron Paul) that borders on anti-semitism. I didn't say libertarianism in general. I used your term "certain segment"!


Posted by: LAI at March 03, 2011 07:57 PM (5n4BK)

412 I'd say they're reacting against candidates from New England because New England is the source of the corrupt form of Puritan social philosophy that became modern nanny-state Liberalism.

That's the good reason, but random voters don't know it. They just know that people who self-identify as Eastern or New Englander or whatever, as distinct from American, are assholes.

What was most disturbing to me when I transplanted there from Western Civilization was that even the most mundane daily transactions required me to know a guy so I'd be allowed to participate in them without getting fucked. I do know some guys, so I managed, but being bound up in favor and owed-ness all the time is barbaric, so I bailed.

If you're used to living in, like, a capitalist republic, it's a shockingly corrupt society in comparison. And its politicians are its worst people, because they're its most bound. They're DQ'ed.

Posted by: oblig. at March 03, 2011 08:09 PM (xvZW9)

413 What about Haley Barbour?

Posted by: GK Chesterton at March 03, 2011 08:23 PM (NVSUd)

414

What about Haley Barbour?

Seems like a sharp guy, but he can't be elected since people like Dave think he's going to fire on Fort Sumter. Or spend all his time courting the Widder Hen. One of the two.

Posted by: Muppet Fart at March 03, 2011 08:40 PM (pSscT)

415 What about Haley Barbour?

The Dems already consider him a threat, hence the racism crap they tried a few months ago.  Actually, they started doing that in April last year according to a quick search.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 03, 2011 08:48 PM (h35AH)

416

Even more importantly, Christie has said he is not ready for the presidency. I just don't see how he can walk that back. Not for 2012.

All he has to say is,  "Now I'm ready to run for the presidency."

"That was then, this is now."  easy peezy

Posted by: Oz at March 03, 2011 08:53 PM (J74Py)

417

A man can do one of two things-

He can be governor of a very liberal Blue state, or he can be the Republican nominee for president.

You tell 'em, sailor!

 


Posted by: Ronald Reagan and Dwight Eisenhower at March 03, 2011 11:09 PM (WRW1S)

418 I have always taken these cries of badness on him with a grain of salt. I have also taken his "oh we worship him and he must run for President" with an even bigger bucket of salt.

The truth of the matter is that we know very little about him outside of NJ. What we do know is he likes to address teacher groups and bash the unions. He has also halted the growth of government in NJ. There I think he was more like WI in that financial death was staring them in the face.

We have consistent rumors, all based on his rhetoric, that he is pro gun control, weak on border control, and in favor of the Muzzies (the last based on a judge appointment).

The fact of the matter is that we know very little about him at all. He is a NE politician in a very liberal State. That is strike 1 in the SC primary. If there is even a hint of gun control wishy-washiness that is strike 2 and 3 in the SC primary. If you add in the other rumors on the Muzzies he is dead.

But, as I said we really don't know what his position is. If you go to the "On The Issues" site his slate is almost totally blank. Even the rhetoric on issues is missing. So far what we can say is that he is a strong fiscal con, at least for NJ, and he is not afraid to stand up to the unions. (On that score I would love to see him go after them on the right to work issue, at least for the public service employees.)

I have not written him off my list yet, but he really is not ready for the Presidential Primaries because he has no record.

Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2011 12:47 AM (M9Ie6)

419 No mention of the Second Amendment ... Is that to hide the truth?

A person who does not trust citizens with their Second Amendment rights is not to be trusted, period.

Posted by: tarpon at March 04, 2011 01:25 AM (g0QB8)

420 Good job slipping P A L I N into this post.  That will get the numbers up. 


Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood RN at March 04, 2011 02:12 AM (ZTn9N)

421 Sartana FTW!!!!!

"403
So something Palin says is only intelligent if it's been parroted by Chris Christie?

Posted by: sartana at March 03, 2011 11:29 PM (EkNDr)"

Everytime Ace gets his shorts in a knot, that's what comes down the thread.

OH NOOOOES, anybody but that Palin woman.

I'll stick with Sarah.

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at March 04, 2011 02:15 AM (Q1qy3)

422 THREAD WINNER!!!!!!

"But what does being a Muslim have anything to do with the judge's qualifications? "

Dave, here's your sign buddy.

I'm not going to address that stupidity about a conservative moose-limb judge as opposed to a liberal moose-limb judge. I live in the real world.

Posted by: Blacksmith8 at March 04, 2011 02:21 AM (Q1qy3)

423 I get the Christy fireworks, but something is seriously not coming together about him. He says he is not ready. Right. But who is he when he is ready? Don't know a much about him except he has done a couple of things right. But he is also messing around with everyone. Why? Conservatives need his kind of self assuredness, but his seems a bit off to me. Makes me uncomfortable. This country is failing fast, messing around isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: kasper at March 04, 2011 02:48 AM (+pMZ4)

424  Hey Hollowpoint- when Reagan governor, California was solid Red. I just knew some dipshit was going to try that.

Ike was a governor?

I can see why you've chosen the name you have.

Posted by: sartana at March 04, 2011 02:55 AM (EkNDr)

425 I hear his wife is a "globull warming " believer  soooooooooo....

Posted by: marine43 at March 04, 2011 03:03 AM (MrFj8)

426 Cherry picking issues that make Christie look more acceptable to conservatives ... then doing a comparison to Palin ... is not a convincing defense. I support Palin who is consistently conservative and we know where she stands because she tells us straight up. I've had enough of the RINO lies.

Posted by: D. at March 04, 2011 03:14 AM (plSrP)

427

>>>I've never really bought into the position that the public as a whole is irretrievably stupid and they need to be lied to in order to get things done

Really? Did you go to bed early on November 4, 2008?

That was a liberal thing done on that day.  The public *does* generally need to be lied to, blatantly and repeatedly, in order to get those things done.  And it was.

Oh noes! He doesn't think that crazy people should be able to purchase guns or that we all need to own grenade launchers!

I seriously think this is because a certain segment of the Republican base thinks we need to have a Southern president in office so that the South can "rise again" and secede for real this time.

That he's not going to load illegals onto trucks by gunpoint, similar to 90 percent of elected Republicans?

So Eastern Seaboard Republicans think flyover country Republicans won't vote for any candidate not endorsing grenade launcher ownership, secession, and mass deportations at gunpoint?  That's a level of clueless stereotyping I expect to see in a Barbara Boxer fundraising email, not at AOSHQ.  And Eastern Seaboard Republicans actually wonder why people everywhere else are so cautious about the Republican politicians from their states.

Christie may be good on spending, *if* he can translate what he's done in his state to the Federal level - a trick he'd have to pull without the line-item veto he has as NJ governor.  But we've elected at least one President in recent decades that was sterling on one issue and a squish on most others.  That didn't work out so well for us (the Clean Air Act/EPA, Title IX and EEOA For Great Quotas, the ABM treaty, wage and price controls, the last bullet in the head of the gold standard, et multiple cetera).

Posted by: Chris Christie Back Hair Lace Wigs at March 04, 2011 03:38 AM (x7XSq)

428 If Christie were to win the GOP primary, he will certainly beat O in the general.

Posted by: The Voice of Reason at March 04, 2011 04:11 AM (UpqKo)

429

To some dumb ass cons - being a true conservative = blind adherence to all things right wing.  The same "conservatives" usually help us blow the general election because they spread the purity bullshit and eventually other idiots buy into it.

Newsflash: No matter who we get to run against Obama - ---that person won't be perfect or good enough for the pure "conservative".

Sometimes conservatives differ on items like  the environment, abortion, etc... Get over it.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 04, 2011 05:14 AM (0fzsA)

430

I437 - I agree.

Christie knows how to articulate and lower the boom. The other R candidates could learn from Christie.  Lately, Mit Romney, who I will support if he were to win the nomination, is acting and sounding like John McCain.  We don't need the same old same old. We don't want "my friends" pussy talk.We need a backbone of steel.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 04, 2011 05:21 AM (0fzsA)

431 Typical attorney answer. You may say, no, that's a typical politician's answer but that's only because unfortunately most politicians are attorneys. If had to vote for a NE attorney who is likely left of me on most issues other than fiscal, let's get Guilliani to run again. At least he's against the ground zero mosque.

Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2011 05:26 AM (R9YVs)

432 Romney is sounded like anything other than McCain. Goolge up Romney criticizes Obama where you will see a host of articles/ opinion pieces where McCain feared to tread.

Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2011 05:29 AM (R9YVs)

433

Put another way: When conservatives whine "My candidate didn't win the nomination.. so I'll show you, I'm going to stay home and pout..."  will give us 4 more years of Obozo.

I will support whoever wins the R nomination. Even if that person is more "liberal" on social issues.  Purity cons can stfu.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 04, 2011 05:40 AM (0fzsA)

434 The Woodlands is probably the finest suburb Houston has to offer.

Posted by: polynikes at March 04, 2011 05:57 AM (R9YVs)

435 If conservatives spent as much time and energy attacking liberals as they do other conservatives this would be a much better country.  So Vindictive Purists run hack websites?  Huh.  What should we call bloggers who engage in group hand jobs every time one the David's (Frum, Brooks, Weigel) lets out another fart that stinks up the whole place?  Oh, right.  The Ed/Allah/Ace Patrol is on the job.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at March 04, 2011 06:01 AM (/f9MS)

436 I will support whoever wins the R nomination.

Good point. There is a certain segment of the Rep party that would rather see Obama win if Palin were to be the nominee. I agree with the sentiment that Purity cons such as the GOProud crowd can stfu! National security and judicial appointment are probably the 2 most important functions of the presidency. With his questionable appointment of a "radical" Muslim judge, Christie can deliver a long term damage to national security if he becomes the president. We should heed Ace's admonition to deal with reality!

Posted by: LAI at March 04, 2011 06:05 AM (R4ub4)

437 Ace, these hacks wrote an even more ridiculous story about the Governor "co-opting" tea party groups, such as mine, and then some raging commenter paid a PI to post my criminal record online. They were noble enough to allow me to respond after letting another commenter go bananas with more utter nonsense. Follow Lonegan's money and you'll understand where these clowns are coming from.

Great to see you pick this up. Thanks Ace.

Russ Cote

bayshoreteaparty.org

Posted by: Russ Cote at March 04, 2011 06:07 AM (K0sB6)

438 Global warming poppycock the largists amount of HOT AIR comes from the mouths of AL GORE,MAURICE STRONG and the wackos from GREENPEACE and the various other eco-wacko groups

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 04, 2011 06:46 AM (vA9ld)

439

Ace,

If CC stated he needed more "science' to convince him, why did he veto a LNG platform off the NJ coast to protect the 'environment'? Are NYC needles that delicate that they need protecting? How about the 1000 + high paying jobs associated with said platform? True conservatives do not debase oneself before the environment, we are aware that God gave us stewardship over the environment. I'da prefered he signed a bill allowing the LNG company to be protected from frivolous Green lawsuits and the money NOT spent on litigation to be used to oh, I don't know IMPROVE THE SAFETY OF THE PIPELINE.

I voted for him, and would vote for him at either level, State or Fed. But he really has more moderate views than conservative ones........just ask AG Dow, who ran the most corrupt, incompetent DEMOCRAT Prosecutors office in the country, with a darn near %99 fail to convict rate, massive issues in the ME's office and evidence simply disapearring due to staff incompetencies. Sounds like a promotion track to me!!! And his comments about LOVING collective bargaining over civil service show a true lack of understanding of the public employee issue. It was unionization and ciollective bargaining that destroyed the underlying principle of civil service.

As for his legislative actions, Scott Walker has done more legislatively in 3 months than CC has done in over a year.

 

 

Posted by: NJ Mike at March 04, 2011 07:12 AM (Y6Z5q)

440 And his comments about LOVING collective bargaining over civil service show a true lack of understanding of the public employee issue.

I wouldn't hold this against him. He also said that as long as it is adversarial, ie there is a real adversary on the side to bargain with. THis is probably a "smart" rhetoric to appeal to the other side and to point out the corruption of the current so-called collective bargaining. The judge appointment is the most troubling to me. His rhetoric on immigration is soft, but I haven't seen any big red flags in terms of action yet. But it is possible that he would go for amnesty.

Posted by: LAI at March 04, 2011 07:21 AM (R4ub4)

441

More science needed?  How about any?

The foundation of Simulated Climate Science is Beer's Law, ca. 1798, long before Kirchoff,  Maxwell,  Planck,  Einstein, and Feynman.  If this humble computer engineer, one of tens of thousands, has reviewed Jimbo Hansen's Fortran 77 code and algorithms and calls it all out fraud why are politicians looking for more science?

My furnace guy(installing one two weeks back) explained it all perfectly.  Heat cannot move from a cold to a warm body.

Palin's weak comment of 2 year's back does not make Christie's more recent comment wise.

Apologetics fail,  quit digging.

Posted by: gary gulrud at March 04, 2011 07:25 AM (/g2vP)

442

448.  NJMike "As for his legislative actions, Scott Walker has done more legislatively in 3 months than CC has done in over a year."

Christie has got one reliable punching bag, Teacher's Unions,  and a handful of low-hanging fruit veto targets.  He cannot save a state with a $100 billion dollar, off-budget pension bomb set to blow as boomers retire.

Walker can save WI with the best funded pension program in the nation if he saves local governments from collective bargaining over pensions and benefits.  Their taxes stand at 4th highest.

That said 21% of state's revenues are going to Medicare/Medicaid, before Obamacare adds 30 million to the rolls.

Posted by: gary gulrud at March 04, 2011 07:41 AM (/g2vP)

443

451.

A good place to start on the budget issue would be to enact a profit sharing plan ala Palin and the Alaska Natural resources board and the Oil co's vis-a-vis the LNG platform.

Economic activity will help, not totally fix the problem and he seems to refuse to:
Lower the corporate/business tax rate. He had a great opportunity to do so but blew it again. Last week he came out against the UEZ(urban enterprise zone) program by saying it was too bureaucratically confusing........well, since the UEZ's are the left's baby, would it not have been better to say.......

"Since the left KNOWS that lower taxes will stimulate economic activity in urban areas, and since NJ has the population density that each and every county(even Sussex, Warren, Gloucester, Cape May) IS an urban area, I am going to extend the borders of the UEZ here in NJ from the Delaware River on the West to the Atlantic Ocean on the East and halve the state sales tax to 3.5%"

Hello PA, NY & CT shoppers!!!!!!!

Well, I am outa here since it is actually nice enough to hit the driving range today. I hope everyone has a nice weekend, and a better week.

NJ Mike.

Posted by: NJ Mike at March 04, 2011 08:13 AM (Y6Z5q)

444 I'm so tired of the Vindictive Purists. And I call them this because they are not universal purists; they are not pushing a rigorously pure agenda on all candidates. They only push this rigorously pure agenda on candidates they don't like. So it's a vindictive standard -- thus, Vindictive Purists. Same as when the liberal media employs its Vindictive Civility standard only the right. A standard is not a standard when it's selectively applied. It took you a while, Ace, but I'm glad you've had your "come to Jesus" moment on the Palinistas.

Posted by: Vyceroy at March 04, 2011 08:14 AM (h3U2l)

445 It took you a while, Ace, but I'm glad you've had your "come to Jesus" moment on the Palinistas.

Is this the standard argument from the Palin-haters?

Posted by: LAI at March 04, 2011 08:34 AM (R4ub4)

446 It took you a while, Ace, but I'm glad you've had your "come to Jesus" moment on the Palinistas.

In fact, I am with ACES. WE don't need to Palinize our candidates even though we have to deal with reality. Many attacks against Palin from our side, esp. from the Palin haters, are no different from the vindictive civility of the left.


Posted by: LAI at March 04, 2011 08:42 AM (R4ub4)

447

453. "I'm so tired of the Vindictive Purists. "

Ace, and his molls, playing the "Purist" card is about as arresting as Eugene Robinson playing his "Race" card, and engenders about the same degree of contrite repentance.

The assumption that someone like CC can bring in NY, NJ, CT, MA and DE come 2012 is pure fantasy.

Posted by: gary gulrud at March 04, 2011 08:50 AM (/g2vP)

448 >>>The assumption that someone like CC can bring in NY, NJ, CT, MA and DE come 2012 is pure fantasy. I don't assume that at all. Those states are lost. I've used this analogy before but I'll note it again: Each state is populated by a mix of demographic/political types. States are not homogenous. There are super-partisan liberals in Texas, for example. (in fact Texas produces some of the nastiest loud-mouthed liberals.) There are also conservatives in NJ. The important thing are the swing states. Missouri and Florida and Colorado are a mix of voters, as any state is. Some of those voters will be attracted to a Palin, some to a Huck, some to a Christie. I think, at the moment, more of the voters are attracted to Christie. That may change. But then, it might not. A way to think about it is that there are New Jersey voters in every state, including the swing states. (And Arizona voters, and Colorado voters, and georgia voters, and so on, through all 58 states.) The question is not whether Christie will win NJ. It's whether he can win enough NJ-*TYPE* voters in Pennsylvania or Colorado to win those states.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2011 09:28 AM (nj1bB)

449 >>>Palin's weak comment of 2 year's back does not make Christie's more recent comment wise. Yes I know, Palin always gets a pass for playing politics. No one else does. Vindictive Purity. We can always excuse Palin's squishy statements on TARP (supported it) or immigration (sounded like she supported McCain, and did not contradict him) because we know she was playing politics and can be excused. But no one else, of course, can be excused for playing politics. No one else is pressured by political realities, I guess.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2011 09:30 AM (nj1bB)

450 Christie endorsed Mike Castle and that's awful; Sarah Palin endorsed John McCain (and probably won that primary for him) but of course that's completely understandable.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2011 09:31 AM (nj1bB)

451 >>>If CC stated he needed more "science' to convince him, why did he veto a LNG platform off the NJ coast to protect the 'environment'? I'd imagine because of cowardly NIMBYism, the same reason Jeb Bush prevented off-shore drilling in Florida. That's not a good thing. But this happens in California and Florida and everywhere else. The environmental lobby is strong. This is a fact. It sucks. I'm not saying he's perfect. Apparently he folded on this LNG platform (I never heard about this). I'm just saying you guys are reacting with a certain naivete about what is possible in a particular political culture.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2011 09:34 AM (nj1bB)

452

458.  A3147 and S2250, bills in NJ will need a bit more than reservation on RGGI from the governor who has his sights set on $65 million in revenue he wishes to spend other than on clean energy as directed.

Now if you want to actually meet the issue head on,  perhaps we'll be more careful in assuming CC's reticence today is consistent with his tepid skepticism of a year ago.

Should you get a committment of the governor to repeal, and concomitant blistering emotion, we will consider an apology.

Posted by: gary gulrud at March 04, 2011 10:27 AM (/g2vP)

453

457.  If not for his appeal to East Coast elites,  I find no real to Red Amerikkka in an executive skilled at working in opposition to a Dimmi legistature.

We are expecting to take back the Senate, are we not, without losing more than a handful in the House?

Why not look for an innovative leader rather than a lawyer filling in as brinkman? 

Posted by: gary gulrud at March 04, 2011 10:41 AM (/g2vP)

454

Just what America needs: another president bleating "religion of peace" and enabling the stealth jihad, while gutting the Second Amendment. Christie's just a liberal who wants a balanced budget.

As for "Climate Change" and listening to both sides, since when does one have to prove a negative? The Gorebots have been demonstrated as being nothing but whores cooking the data to collect gub'ment research grants. They have no credibility and haven't proven their point.

 

Posted by: Godless Infidel at March 04, 2011 12:56 PM (tsI0t)

455 Jimmy Joe you f***ing f*** f***stick...  I'm ignoring you.  You really have no effect on me at all.

Posted by: James13 at March 04, 2011 01:58 PM (n/UQk)

456 The largists amount of HOT AIR comes from the mouths of AL GORE and the wackos from GREENPEACE and ENVIROMENTAL DEFENSE and the various other eco-wacko groups

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 05, 2011 07:20 AM (vA9ld)

457

Chris Christie is a RINO

 

I live in NJ and you need to read this.

 

http://conservativenewjersey.com/the-myth-of-christie-conservatism-part-1

 

 

I'm all in for SarahCuda 2012

Posted by: catman at March 05, 2011 08:36 AM (cKQxu)

458 The question is not whether Christie will win NJ. It's whether he can win enough NJ-*TYPE* voters in Pennsylvania or Colorado to win those states.

Posted by: ace at March 04, 2011 01:28 PM (nj1bB)

 

When the dems start picking their POTUS candidates  from OK, AL, and TX    so they can win the AL-*type* voters in Miss and SC  you might have a point  

 

But the dream of the NE  republicans that this time PA  will  fall  has been going on for more years than I can remember.  Philly   basically makes PA a lost cause and to get a candidate that is good enough to win over Philly  would require you to open up your flank in places like VA, IN  and NC.

 

which come to think of it.  Is exactly what happened in 2008.  By going for the center  or the NJ*type of republican  the GOP allowed Obama to open up  new flanks in places like IN, VA and NC  as he ran as the CONSERVATIVE candidate in those places........now with Obama's  record  now he might not be able to have an ability to  be the blank candidate in those places this time around.   But he can and will be able to go for those center type of NJ*type of voters and with the black vote in the South, the lack of interest by conservartives will  still make some of those states "inplay"  while really gaining the GOP nothing. 

 

It would be better to run a candidate that engages those conservative voters locking up those  conservative states securing our flank and then go for those conservative type of voters  on the issues  in places where Obama is weak like the Upper Midwest  totally writng off the NE for another generation or so until the liberal policies they have voted for  make them  cry out for conservative principles...

 

Posted by: unseen at March 05, 2011 12:09 PM (gOK8Y)

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WTF Ace? You want to claim we should support a Christie run for president because his immigration views and gun control views are allegedly limited to NJ?

Do you understand when he is president it's over the entire country? Apparently not. Folks like myself have serious doubts about him running for president because of those views. If he is just paying lip service to win in NJ, I'm not sure I'd trust him enough to vote for him even if he said he supported 1070 or repealing gun laws.

This is pretty basic. If you want to blow him and swallow, fine. Don't get mad at me because I don't.

Yes, I held my nose and voted for McCain. If need be I could do it for Christie. I'm hoping we have a better candidate than Christie, tho.

West? Cain?

Posted by: Hard Right at March 05, 2011 06:06 PM (coTNv)

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